Underwear 101 with JJ&R

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake as John Jay and Rich what's crack alike? And
this is the big Boss Dog snoopy Deagle double jigsel
bang boom.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What you don't j we're not talking.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
About rid ten ten and we're not talking about last week.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog Yam Laste's.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Lastly big smooth eagle double jiggle in your face to
be and in the place to be.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Rich Wakes and John Jay and Rich Our phone numbers
eight seven, seven nine three, seven one oh four seven.
The text line you text JJR and whatever's on your
mind to the number nine six eight nine three. You know,
back in October, I started hiking a couple times a week,
get some cardio up. They got a hiking buddy and

(00:44):
he's been hiking forever. So I'm learning a lot about
hiking because, like, we went hiking on Saturday morning. It
was like sixty degrees it's set on the on the
weather app but we were hiking. By the time we
were halfway through, it felt like it was ninety degrees
because it was sunny and it was really a lot hotter. Right,
So yesterday we're gonna go hiking and it was already

(01:05):
ninety degrees and it felt like it was one hundred
and ten. It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We went at one o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
So we're hiking and there's nobody around, and I'm sitting
there going this is when you see the helicopters pull
people out in the brig So we're hiking and this
woman pops up and she's like hey. She goes, I
was on your stories this morning, and I was like, oh,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
She's going up. I'm coming down. It's already hot, and
my buddy's like, you want to get a picture. She goes, oh, god, no,
I'm supposed to be work right now on a plane
hooky and I got two kids and I can't. So
she goes and I hikes up, and we're hiking down
and I after a while, I look at him. I go, man,
I hope she's okay because it's a long hike and

(01:53):
it's hot. And he goes, yeah, you know, me too.
And then as we're hiking further down up a trail
crosses us and this other woman. So these two women
and the whole day this woman comes over, she crosses us,
and she says, hey, are you John J with John
Jay and Rich? I go yeah, She goes, I work
with Kyle and Peyton. Like, I'm dying here. I'm dying

(02:18):
sweat and dirt under my under my neck. We call
it in Mexico called mooga day. I got moog day.
I'm sweating. Like, what do you mean you work with
Kyle Peyton? She goes, Oh, I'm the marketing director for Fascinations.
I've given them both. Like she starts getting into the
sex toys that she's given you, and I'm having a
sex toy comment. I'm having a sex toy conversation While'm

(02:38):
trying to survive, and I have all these in my mind.
Like what I want to say is somewhat funny, borderline dirty.
But I'm also hiking in and dying. I just want water.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So that's why I had to tell you guys, so
you know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, it was very, very bizarre. But anyway, I'm
hiking because I'm trying to stay in shape and lose weight. No, kin,
is that going through your mind right now? You said
you wanted to shed.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Well, you mentioned it's getting hotter out, which reminds me
like over the weekend, the kids actually hopped in the
pool for the first time because it is getting so
warm out and I'm like, oh no, I'm not mentally
prepared for like warmer weather, wearing less.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Clothes like swimsuits. Well like that whole vibe like to me.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
And I've literally gained ten pounds over the last I
think four or five six months.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
I don't know when it started. I haven't kept track
until it's like, oh my gosh, like I have a
winter coat.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Like that's just what it is.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Like, you know, you just let yourself go in the
holidays because there's so many um retreats.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
And then you just like keep going because it's.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Not warm yet, you know.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
And then like I hopped on the scale the other
night and I was like, oh my gosh, I like
this is the most I've ever weighed in my life.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Like it's got to stop, Like I got to do
something now.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
So I started talking to my husband about it, and
I'm like, I need to like switch how I'm eating,
so like, don't try to like get me to eat
bad even though he's really good. I'm the one asking
him if he wants to dessert every night. But he's like,
why don't you use the new scale that I bought?
And I was like, okay, So he got this new
scale and it's what I weighed myself on. But it

(04:16):
also has this little device and apparently it has an
app that goes with it, where like case, the scale's
on the ground and then there's this thing at the
bottom that you pull up and out, and as you're
doing that, you're standing on the scale.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
You're pulling up and out. It's taking all.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Your measurements, your BMI, your way, your waterway, you're you're
all the all the things, right And I was so
hesitant to get on because I know everything's really bad
right now.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Scale.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
That's what I wanted to.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Say, But I'm like, I feel like I need something
extra to motivate me because I don't have a six
weeks like right now, there's nothing really that's motivating me
to go other than oh my gosh, I can't see
that number anymore.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
So I have been weighing myself for three days in
a row now and it's not getting much better.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
But in conjecture with that, I also yesterday started logging
my food again on my Fitness Pal, which apparently I
haven't logged into since twenty thirteen.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
I didn't know what my password was. I had to
reset it. Okay, so but since I haven't logged in
a row long time, I don't know if they changed it.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
But now like it used to be really easy because
you would just scan whatever you're eating and it adds
all of the nutrition facts in it.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Now you have to pay.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's the description. I got a hack for you, kid.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Okay, okay, I can't wait because I'm like, that's ridiculous.
I'm not doing that. So started logging my food yesterday.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
They gave me, like I put in my goals and
I put in, you know what I want to do,
what my what my weight is, and then they give
you like a calorie goal for the day. And I
was pretty proud of myself because I only went one
hundred and fifty calories over for what I was doing.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
But like, I feel like I'm on this journey and
it's a little I don't know. The beginning is kind
of like, I don't know. It makes me feel like crap.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
You got to get through a couple of days of
whatever it is you're doing, so you feel and I
think you can't get on the scale every day. You
can't get the scale of the day until you get
to where you kind of want to be. Then you
can get on the scale every day.

Speaker 9 (06:26):
Well, I've heard really good things about that one that
you're talking about where it measures all your BMI, that
that's better than your typical weight scale because you can
actually see the number changes versus if you get on
a regular scale.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Like what it does is it actually has like where
you were yesterday, where you were today, and it has
like all these different graphs and information. But I told myself,
I'm going to weigh myself every day, but I'm not
going to look at the app every day.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
So we'll see how it goes. Come along for this journey, guys,
I bet you can you find out that.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I bet you people can ask us what that scale is.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
It's called humet h U m E and that's the
same as that I think it's like a They call
it the body Pod. I think he's the brand and
it's called the body Pod and it has like a
really cool app.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
And I don't know if it's going.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
To show what are your numbers? Do you want to
tell us your numbers?

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Heck no, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Quick the girl that I told you about when it
was hiking before the fascinations girl, the other lady, she
sent me a DM and she's like, Hey, that was
so cool to talk to you in the mountain about
Thank god you're a live because I thought I was
all concerned because.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
She was going up, but she made it, she survived.
She's alive.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
What's coming up with?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Three Things you need to know?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Kyle?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
If you are boomer asking, it's making you less likable
and that doesn't mean you're a boomer.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
I'll tell you what boomer asking is next with John
Jaye Rich go.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
For this new thing is John Jane Rich are live
on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Three Things we need to Know? Ky What he got?

Speaker 6 (07:49):
The DNA testing from twenty three and Me has filed
for bankruptcy protection after years of struggling to find a
profitable business and all. They actually were founded in two
thousand and six, went public in twenty twenty one, but
they've never actually made money. More than fifteen million people
have given DNA samples which could be sold in bankruptcy proceedings.
Uh oh, not sure where they were going, but it

(08:10):
was previously exposed that twenty three and ME had been
secretly sharing customer data with nearly every country so that
those DNA samples may be a hot ticket to and
MA get them some money. But twenty three and ME
does plan to continue operating. We'll wait and see what
happens after the bankruptcy proceedings. Now, there is a term
called boomer asking, and that is when you ask a

(08:32):
question just to talk about yourself, kind of like a boomerang,
but with a question.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Right, Oh, it's not asking like a boomer asking a
boomer a question.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Now, boomer asking is like when you say something like
what are you doing for spring break?

Speaker 7 (08:44):
I'm going here here here.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
To brag about what you're doing, or you know, like,
don't you hate when so and so does this? I
hate the little like it's like questions that you ask
just so you can talk about yourself or how you
feel or how you're doing. They say a lot of
people that do this in conversation think that they're being
polite or socially skilled, but actually those on the receiving

(09:06):
end of your boomer asked questions feel ignored, irritated, or
unimportant when their answers are sort of just brushed aside,
Because really, you just asked it to talk about yourself,
So maybe don't do that and ask someone about themselves
with maybe not saying anything about yourself, and that'll balance
it out if you have habit of doing this. So
the NFL schedule for the twenty twenty six season, it's
expected to be released sometime mid May. However, they're already

(09:29):
in talks for ads for the next Super Bowl, which
will be superl Super Bowl LX, or Super Bowl sixty.
That's the one we're coming up on here, and NBC
has already started putting feelers out for ads during the
big Game. They're charging seven million dollars for a thirty
second ad, which sounds ridiculous, but this past Super Bowl
that we just had, they actually charged a little less

(09:52):
than that in the beginning, and as demand started rising,
they ended up charging eight million dollars per ad. So
what they're saying is the price is kind of starting
a little higher this year, so as demand surges, it's
gonna go up probably past eight million, breaking even more records.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
That's because they already know who's in it. It's gonna
be a big.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Game according to some theories. Yes, and that's three things
you need to know.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Got this text. You always promote the text line. You
always reach out to us. You text JJR whatever's on
your mind to nine six eight ninety three, and this text,
I don't totally get it, says John Jay.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
What are your thoughts about Chipotle closing?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
About Chipotle class I heard that they're booming.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
In fact, their new chicken is freaking fantasticity, chickens the stuff.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Maybe it's just one Chipotle near their house.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Maybe I don't know, but please God don't close. J'ad
love Chipotle, Love Chipotle, Peyton. What's the viye for horsecopes?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Today?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
I'm gonna tell you what kind of X you are
based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Good morning, Jen? What's your sign?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Good morning Aquarius?

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Okay, Jen?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
As an Aquarius, you are the mystical X. You break
up and then you become a completely different person. I'm
talking new hobbies, new philosophies, and probably a new tattoo.
You'll say, I just need to find myself and suddenly
you're off the grid and living in a van.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
Last week week, Oh my gosh, are you doing okay?

Speaker 10 (11:18):
Though?

Speaker 11 (11:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Great, good okay.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Sounds like it was a good thing for you are
a van?

Speaker 12 (11:26):
No, but I could I guess?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
All right, did you see the the girl the lead
singer of in Vogue. They said that she's like homeless
living in her car, and she put out a press
release saying, I'm living in my car by choice.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
So everybody chill.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Yeah, like van life living.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
There's a car, not a van.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
If it's her choice, leave.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Her to it.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Violet, good morning, Good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Leam?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Just like me?

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
For us, Leo's When it comes to exes, we're gonna
pretend that we don't care, but honestly we are so dramatic.
We will go full main character mode, post some inspirational quotes,
and then get way too hot after the breakup. We're
gonna want them to regret everything, and if we're being real,
they probably do.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
They probably probably.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Yeah, they always do.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
All day. Huh.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
Imagine losing me, right, I can't.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Imagine losing you won't do it?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
What was it? Mike?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah's all right?

Speaker 9 (12:39):
For Virgo, John Jay and Mike. When it comes to exes,
you are the cold case X. You'll never forget a
single detail about the relationship, and then you analyze every
red flag with like PowerPoint level accuracy. You won't argue
with this person, You're just gonna present them evidence. And
you probably still have a note in your phone titled
like why it was right with a bunch of bullet points.

Speaker 11 (13:04):
Oh it sounds like, hey, good morning everybody. And by
the way, John Jay, you look amazing for Blake's birthday.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh thank you? Uh yeah, those are old pictures as
I posted. You want to know something funny I was
I was looking for so Rich was at this event
on Saturday in a tuxedo and wasn't posting anything. I
was at the same event a year later, a year earlier,
so I was looking for pictures of me in that
event to post. And when I went to find those pictures,

(13:38):
I found some. I typed in tuxedo in my phone,
so all these talk Tuto picture showed up. So I
went to go click some and then when I hit it,
I thought, oh, because Blake was in all the pictures,
I was like, oh, let me just make a birthday post.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
So I made a birthday post.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
But what happened was I made it on my Facebook,
and then my Facebook's connected to my Instagram. Because sometimes
do you guys ever do like, this is Instagram, I
can post, I can do this on Twitter, I can
do this on Facebook. So I posted on Facebook, but
did automatically posted on my Instagram. I didn't mean for
it to do that, but because if you look, the
last picture is Blake looks like she's yelling at me
at the Sun's game. That wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
But I had tapped it by Oh, I thought you
put that in, like you know how, like Ryan Reynolds
always does that for Blake.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It was saying I don't know how to get rid
of it, so I just loved it there.

Speaker 11 (14:24):
Look I was like, oh, okay, I'm just having a moment.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
No, I didn't need to put that on there. The
whole pulse was a mistake, but thank you. All right,
So what do you have for Geminis?

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Well, Gemini shee.

Speaker 9 (14:36):
When it comes to being an ex, you break up
with somebody and somehow you're still their best friend. Immediately after,
you act like it's not weird at all, but everyone
else around you was completely confused. Also, you definitely tell
a slightly exaggerated version of what happened with your ex
to make yourself look better.

Speaker 11 (14:54):
Really, okay, little shy geminis, but I'll tell you what
it was. You ain't no, yeah, alright.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
To everybody loses version.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I like, Rich was at this event on Saturday in
a tuxedo and refused to post he was with Joey
Fatone and didn't take a picture with Joey Foton and
then see so I was like, so, I know I
had a picture of me and Joey fotone from that's
the backstory of what I was looking for it.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I really hang out a whole lot with Joey Fatone
and there were other people taking pictures. I wait for
them to post and tag me, so that'll be things
with Joey.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
What do you go for?

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Libra's well, Libras, Kyle is our Libra in the room. Libras.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
You don't break up with people, You just fade out
one day you're together and the next year like ghosting them.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
You want everyone to like you.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Though, including your exes, so you'll probably hit them with
like a no bad blood with a heart text and
you definitely probably still talk to their mom.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
I don't, Scott, I don't talk to any of Max's mothers.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
But maybe in the.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Past, maybe in the past, Braby.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, it's John Jane Rich. Oh my god, Hi, I'm
calling you about your text.

Speaker 13 (16:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
So I was listening to you.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Guys yesterday and Kyle was talking about, you know, saying
last kiss.

Speaker 12 (16:13):
To the fish before she leaves.

Speaker 10 (16:15):
And I'm a very sentimental person, so I was thinking
about it all day, and so this morning before we
left to go to work, behaven the.

Speaker 12 (16:22):
Kiss and I said, okay, bye, that could be our
last kiss, you know, uh so you know, just think
about that today, just you know.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
Anyways, and he just looked at me very funny and
was like, Okay, well, i'll see you later. I said,
well hopefully, Okay, hopefully I like advantage of that moment.
But he was like I could see that he was concerned.
I said, well hopefully, and he was like okay, so yeah,
and he was I had to text you guys about

(16:49):
it this morning because I was laughing even just saying that.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
It shifts your mindset to like total appreciation of the
moment that may have just been like a cute little
pecking by.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Well that's your point of view. His point of view,
according to her texts, I think he's concerned for my
mental stake yeah, well, yeah, because.

Speaker 12 (17:06):
You would be.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
I mean, if you don't have any idea and you're like,
maybe i'll see you later, I get your little hair
sticking up.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Right?

Speaker 8 (17:13):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Exactly?

Speaker 10 (17:15):
But it does change your perspective, it does. You know,
every moment is so precious and life is life is precious.
It's a gift. So yeah, I appreciated that, Kyle.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thank you so much well, especially as I continue to
read your text.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Your mom passed that that long ago.

Speaker 10 (17:30):
She did, Yeah, she passed in November.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Yeah, And you know, I listen to you guys every
day and I know you guys hear that.

Speaker 12 (17:38):
A lot, but it's so true.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
And it's so crazy that you guys called me because
I was literally like manifesting this today and I'm at
work in my heart is pounding because I love you
guys so much.

Speaker 14 (17:48):
I just do.

Speaker 12 (17:49):
You guys carried me through so much, and I talk about.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
You guys like my boyfriend, like you guys are my friends.
And I hear other people say that on the radio
and they're not wrong. You guys really are such an
important part of my life. And you guys carried me
through such a hard time. My mom was only fifteen.
She got diagnosed with one cancer and only like she
only lasted three months and she was totally normal. Wonder Yeah,
she was totally normal one day and the next day

(18:12):
she wasn't and she was remember the same again. And
it was a really long three months, and like every day,
you guys just turned me through. Really I mean that.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
So thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
We'll throw you a little prayer, Brittany, hold on there
you go.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Oh my god, this is so wild.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
I'm having an outer body experience.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Have a great day, and thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
You too, By bye, Rich.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
What you got for life?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Hacks today those things that you forget all the time
and then you're halfway to work and you're like, ah,
did I do that or not? We're gonna give you
a hack to remember.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
We also got second date update in less than ten minutes,
Jonahs Brothers tickets some point this morning before eight point thirty.
You gotta keep listening. All that's coming up. Stacks and
hacks is next.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Hey, got a wake up, wady judge, Rich, wake you left.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I have some fun random information in stacks and hacks.
I have stack of information rich as life hacks. Tator
Swift holds the record for the most consecutive number one
albums with fourteen. Kanye West and Eminem had had eleven
in a row, Jay Z's had ten, and the Beatles
had a streak of nine. Harrison Ford, who plays Hans solo,

(19:19):
When he did Star Wars, he got paid ten thousand dollars.
He made fifty times more than that for Return of
the Jedi five hundred thousand dollars, and he made two
thousand times more than that for The Force Awakens twenty
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Stats where he should be, He's a legend.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
A guy in China showed up at the er with
his girlfriend with her full fist stuck in his mouth.
They were trying to film a video and go viral.
They want to see if her hand would fit and
his jaw locked up. They spent twenty minutes trying to
like they put lube and everything around and try to
twist the fist around to get it out. Can you

(19:55):
imagine her out?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
And how they had to walk in and take the
subway out.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh, they got to get married now because now you're
in it forever.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
How do they drive in, Like, who's the one that drove?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
A United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Shanghai had
to turn around over the Pacific on Saturday because the
pilot forgot his passport. They did a U turn an
hour and forty five minutes in headed to San Francisco,
swapped out. The crew landed in Shanghai six hours late.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
That's when it's nice to be the pilot.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
I'd be so passive, terrible.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
And then in another plain news, another jerk in the skies,
a pilot was forced to make an emergency landing on
a flight from Kansas City to Phoenix because the passenger
would stop flicking his lighter. So the pilot made the announcement,
and when the flight at him asked him to give
it up, he refused, here's what happened. Your last chance.
We'll get the light the Phoenix, But at this point

(20:48):
in time, if you do not give up the lighter,
I will divert the aircraft. Two devil.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
How's that guy's problem? Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (20:56):
I know?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Google looked up the top spring breaksert, which is six
states are trying not to travel Wyoming, Texas, Iowa, Missouri,
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Speaker 2 (21:14):
Speaking of Jim Racks Jim Rats.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Which I wasn't speing him, but a guy in Russia
went into kidney failure after doing two thousand squats to
an a bet with a friend.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh my gosh, you gotta be in good shape to
pull that off.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
So you guys ever had an edible arrangement?

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Yeah, they're delicious their.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
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Make sure you don't send it to Grandma by mistake.
And I saw this to A sixth grade teacher in
Phoenix got arrested for exposing himself in class while peeing
into a can.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
I saw that story. So gross.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
But it's like he had known to cover for him.
He said, So he had to go peeing a can.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
I think he probably could have called someone before he
went there.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
He said he couldn't.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I thought in the article I read, he said he
didn't know if he could leave, so he just decided
to go.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
It's like, I think you find out you call some
people who were doing that.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Let's see, here are the parents of the children at
the school talking about what happened.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
This will be shocking, I guess, especially for my brother
that comes to.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
The school well upset and mad because I just to
find out that it was one of our schools.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
That's pretty sad and upsetting.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm proud of them for doing the right choice and
not keeping it to themselves because at the end of
the day, there's still children. It's kind of crazy to
think about it.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Miley cyrus Will released her new album Something Beautiful May thirtieth.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Wood that's cool.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
What do you got for life? Hacks?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
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(22:55):
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I locked that door, so that will help your brain go.
When you're halfway to work, you'd be like, oh, yeah,

(23:15):
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Speaker 2 (23:25):
That happy to you, Kyle, sort of.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
And I forgot something yesterday.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
I was like, you know me, I'm like scooting in
just barely on time every day, but yesterday I had
a little extra time, and I was all proud of myself.
I walk out the door and I'm usually carrying like
ten thousand things. I've got my lunch box, I got
my backpack, I got my purse, I got some other things.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
I had my little nail bag with me. And I
get in the car and I'm like, this is great.
It's gonna be a great day. I'm so prepared.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
And I get halfway through my neighborhood, almost out to
like the main street, and I'm like, oh my god,
I'm not wearing shoes, just have socks.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
No, I was just barefoot. Oh no, sounds no shoes
because because so we have like this like.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Drop zone right by where you walk out to the garage,
and that's where everything is. That's where my shoes were,
that's where my backpack was, That's where everything I picked
up was. And I had so many things in my
hand that my brain thought I had picked up my
shoes to put them on in the car on the roof.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Feel the cold earth on your feet as you walk
to the car at all I often walked to the.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Car barefoot with my shoes in hand, and I put
them on as I'm driving in.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Okay, not as bad when you explain it like that.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
It's like I'm like, oh, I should probably turn around
because I'm definitely not going to be walking around barefoot
all day.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I think anything anything that interrupts the morning routine, to me,
it's like something goes sideways. It can be anything like
a theme day where it's like wear a hat all it.
That's all it takes to script the whole routine.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yea, it was funny is that there was a theme
here because you had the pilot that forgot his passport YEP,
and I had to turn back now in four to
five minutes, which his life pack was about what you
forgetting the Kyle's story about forgetting your shoes, if the
pilot was listening to be like, I totally we had it, Kyle,
I forgot my passport like I should.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Have sang a little Lady Gaga song. We don't want
to remember?

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, now I'm gonna have to do that every day,
although I like I am remembering ten thousand things, so
I'm gonna have to have eight thousand Lady Gaga songs.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
We just want to hear from you, and I don't
think that's too much to ask, And it's really stressing
me out that you're not calling.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
We want to get into the unspoken rules of a
relationship because this guy, this guy rich been married two
years now, two years, and you've learned some things.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I've learned a lot of things. In fact, it reminds
me of our work relationships. So like when John Jay
and I started the show, we didn't really decide who
was gonna do what. It just sort of worked out
that way, right where I would email an idea and
then you put them in order of like we should
do this at seven o'clock, we.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Should do to das But it was always you were
going to run the button. I don't know how to
hit the buttons.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, but we didn't really even talk about it just
kind of happened right right, right right. And I think
good relationships should work that way. And I've noticed in
the marriage, we've never talked about who's gonna do what.
It just sort of evolves that way. Like, So I
think a good example would be, like Stacy doesn't like
to go into any stores. I like to go to
the stores. So if something needs to be picked up
at a grocery store, I like to go. She likes

(26:14):
thee Instacart, she likes to have things shipped to the house,
and she will not throw away the boxes. So I
am the box thrower away. They just end up somewhere
and I throw them away. I don't really know anybody's
birthdays or anybody's anniversaries, but you guys realize, like the
gifts have gotten better around here because Stacy gets all
the gifts for people. I don't have to do anything.

(26:34):
I don't have to travel with any sort of I
don't have to make any airplane arrangements. She'll do all that.
She'll make all the travel arrangements and so.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
You're married an assistant.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
She picked all the food, but then I take care
of all the cars. She will never put gas in
her car. I put gats in the car. I take
care of the maintenance. So all these things are kind
of laid out. It's kind of cool now that you
sort of have your idea of the unspoken rules. We've
never talked about it, but I know she's not going
to say I need new tires, and go get new tires.

(27:05):
That's my job, that's my thing. It's unspoken rules. I
don't have to make the bed anymore because she makes
the bet.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
She likes a clean because when you leave, she's still
in it.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
It's kind of weird if you made the bed while
she was still.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Before we got married. I'm sorry you're in there.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I've noticed that, like the uh, the like the the
cleaning supplies, all that stuff I take care of, but
the decor she takes care of. You see how it
all works. She's not going to be like, we're out
of fabuloso, but I'll see that we're out of fabuloso,
and I ordered that we caught.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
We have something sort of like that in our house.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
It's hit home, and you said the boxes, because I
always just throw the boxes in the garage in this
one spot and then they disappear. I tell Scott's like
this magic spot. You put the boxes there, they're just gone,
They're just good.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
I know it's him, but I call it the magic.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's how I feel with my wallet. This is money
in my wallet.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
But you don't ever go to the agent.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You never go to ATM.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
But you look for twenty there's one there.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's just whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
And she'll say to me, do you have any money?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
And I'm like, I don't think so it'll be like, well,
I put one hundred dollars you want, like, oh, then
I must have one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
I feel like the problem can arise though, when like
you think it's an unspoken rule but the other person
didn't necessarily agree to it.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Like apparently I just make dinner every night?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
What of yours?

Speaker 7 (28:23):
Apparently apparently you're around here.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It can turn into that. It could be I guess
I'm the only one that can take out the trash.
It turns into that, But it's okay because you have
to remember the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one four seven Olivia,
you have some unwritten rules.

Speaker 15 (28:40):
Uh, yes, so my well, our unwritten rule is where
what side of the bed you sleep on?

Speaker 11 (28:47):
Now, for my house, it's.

Speaker 15 (28:50):
Where whatever side I fall asleep on because my husband
works nice so when he comes home mid at night,
he sleeps on whatever other side I'm not sleeping on.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
You know, that's a good one, Like what what side
of the bed? Because my wife and I never talked
about it. I just slept on the same side that
my dad slept on, So that's what I always.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
Sleep on, the side closest to the bathroom, away from
the window.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
I feel that I'm away from the window too, because
I think someone's gonna break that.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
But for Christmas a couple.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
Of years ago, my mom got us a sign that
literally has Coadeem and Payton on the top, so we
sleep under our names.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
That's cute.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
What about like if you travel somewhere, go to a hotel,
are you in the same side of the bed farthest
away from the way.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
It's always the same.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
It's far it's either farthest away from the window and
closest to the bathroom or furthest away from the window.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
That takes precedent.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
I totally, totally.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
It's weird though, like when the bed is like on
a weird set and then you're sleeping on the other
side that you can sleep in, it's like it's it's
like the Twilight Zone, like what's happening.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I tried it for a while. We tried it for
like a week because just switch it up. Yeah, not
like a year or two ago, and it was really difficult.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, it makes it difficult.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I don't know. I don't know, maybe just getting used
to weird. Yeah, you turn a certain way just I
don't know. Yeah, I don't think i'd care either way.
I mean, we do have sides, but I don't think
I would.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Notice or try it try it. I don't know, because
it is kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Unspoken rules. My wife has it broken down to pink
jobs and blue jobs. So there are certain jobs that
the guys in the house are supposed to do, and
there's certain jobs that she does. And then sometimes we
get a little debate about it because if she starts,
if she does a blue job, then to me, it
becomes now officially a pink job. You did it already.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
So she's like she's doing it because you're not getting
it done.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Probably, there's really there's really not a lot that I do.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Okay, what is supposed to be your job? Because I
know you're not doing laundry?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't do laundry.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
No, sometimes I take on the trash, but I try
to make sure that my son Dutch does it, but
sometimes he doesn't. Then I she does playbooll. Never take
off the trash, it's too much. Well it's not true,
she might, but she picks up all the dog poop
in the backyard. It's a blue job. In fact, we
even had a special toilet put in, but he was
put in wrong, so it's never worked. So we had
this beautiful toilet in our backyard for dog poop, but

(31:01):
it doesn't work. So Blake picks up all the dog poop.
So that's something that she does, right, That's that should
be my job. Okay, Well, on spoken rules, she picks
up the dog Po're trying to come up with what
is your job? You have to give us an example.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
What would you say my job?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I think I've got it brainwashed to My job is
I have to watch TV for work. I sort of
got Well, you got yourself. You got yourself.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Your wife lives the truth.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Mackenzie, good morning, you got an unwritten rule?

Speaker 11 (31:29):
Yes, good morning. Yes, it seems like the side table
of my my husband's.

Speaker 12 (31:34):
Side table always has cups and water bottles.

Speaker 10 (31:36):
And I seem to be the person that always cleans up,
and he always wonders where the cups went.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
The same Mackenzie, Same. I am the water bottle picker
up er. In fact, I give Stacy account. I'm like,
you actually had seven cups by your bedside last night.
She just thinks it's hilarious, thanks Mackenzie.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
And he's like, he has to do the dishes, so
it evens itself out.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, I think all evens itself. I started doing some dishes. Yeah,
I put them in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Okay, so we found something.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah, I do that to try to be helpful. Yeah,
grant Hey, I.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Was gonna say, you're looking at this all wrong. Not
to borrow a phrase from Kyle here, but if you're
not around the house, dude, who's going to do maintenance
on your closet trampoline?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Dude? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Like you you maintained that, right, I have clothes.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
That rest of my closet trampoline. I jump on my
trampoline every morning, but I have all the clothes on
top of it. So I pushed it close off the trampoline.
Then I jump on the trampoline. Then I put the
close back of the travel yeah, and then I have
this thing. And I don't know why I do this,
but we have the you know a trash can in
the kitchen that you know you pull out of a
drawer and you throw the trash trash can.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I don't use that.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I put all the trash on the counter and I'll
pile it up and then I'll put it into like
a Safeway bag and then I'll throw that away. But
she always interrupts that flow and gets upset that I
haven't put it in the trash can yet.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I don't want to bend down. I don't want to
be down to the dress. Why is it trash can
higher up.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Higher up with you?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
You don't have to like bend over, you just threw
it in.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I think I would be I mean, I love my
wife and I have a great relationship with her, but
it'd be so cool to be single.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It would be.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
I have all my stuff before before I met her,
I would take my my laundry, do a fluffing fold.
Seven dollars does doesn't some unwritten rules.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Unspoken, unwritten, never talk about them. They just kind of
fall into place. She also takes care of her own car,
and I take care of my car.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
She does go. She does go and get my car clean, though,
but that's because I don't want to clean. She just
just fed up with my car being dirty, so she
goes get clean.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I want to take care of your car. You wait
for the warning light to come on, and then you
decide I take it.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I'll take it in, but she'll take her car in
for whatever issues there is going on.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Her warning light, and it's like serious, We're really serious.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Sometimes whenever I'm driving her car, if there's gas, I'll
fill it up and then I make sure she knows you.

Speaker 8 (34:02):
See, I feel Blake is obviously the man in the relationship.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
So.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
He's like, but I watched, and I watched all of it.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I have to watch these shows for work. Do you
mind not talking to me right now? Somebody that got
the trash? Later if we don't talk, and maybe we'll
talk about severs, but it'll be one line, but it'll
be like do you guys see the finale? All right?
Next like Dead of Thieves two is number one on Netflix.
They will start watching that yet? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I started because it's for work. By the way, it
is so slow and boring.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
It is pretty slow.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
It's ice Cube.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Sun right Yeah. Den of These one was fantastic. Den
of These two. Yeah. Anyway, and you know what, I
wouldn't be able to talk about that right now? What
I just did if I was doing laundry orfore, I.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Was taking watching the laundry.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Too, VisiC ginion and I ve dripped watching TV yesterday. Anyway,
it's Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I mean we got Second Date update. Let's say hello
to Mecca. Mecca, what's going on with you?

Speaker 14 (35:03):
So I went on a date with one of my
old friends with benefits and now he's ghosting me.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Oh okay, okay, what do you say, Kyle?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I say we take this case.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Second Date updates starts next with John Jay and Rich.
Time for second date update. You guys, this is where
you go on a date with someone, you have a
great time. You expect there to be a second date.
There isn't one, so you come to us. That's what
Mecca is doing. Good morning, Mecca.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Hi guys, how are you?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
What's your story?

Speaker 14 (35:37):
Okay, Well, so me and Adam we've known each other
for years, but it's always kind of been a casual thing,
you know, friends with benefits, no strings, and honest hand,
never really thought that we'd go on a real date.
But anyways, we did that for years and then life
hand happened and we just kind of lost touch. Five

(36:00):
years went by and we hadn't talked, but then out
of nowhere we reconnected, and I don't know, it felt
it felt familiar but different, if that make sense, Like
we had we'd both grown into people who might actually
fit together now. Anyway, So he asked me out, and

(36:24):
like on a real day, like actually asked me how
not just like texting me and seeing if I wanted
to hook up or whatever. And so we got dinner
and we laughed and we talked. I don't know, we
talked about things that like.

Speaker 16 (36:41):
We never really did before, you know, And I don't.

Speaker 14 (36:46):
Know, I let myself kind of wonder if maybe this
time was different or it could be something more. And
I really liked him, and I thought he really liked
me too, But now nothing, you don't know, tuk snow calls,
just silence, and I just kind of feel stupid for

(37:09):
thinking that maybe we were actually a match this time
and could be something more. And now I'm just like,
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
So it was this last time other than that you
felt different about him? Was it the same as always?
Like you got together, maybe had dinner and then hooked
up afterwards. And so maybe he's expecting it to just
be like you guys don't talk for a while.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Now.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
Well, I don't know, but like the thing is that
we talked about on the date, like I mean, also,
we never really went on a date before. We just
kind of would hang out.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
No dinner.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Well, maybe did you give him your sinus infection? Do
you sound stuffy?

Speaker 14 (37:44):
He's just a little congested and that.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
I don't think that's it.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
So when was the date.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Had a week or so ago, and before that you
hadn't seen him in how long.

Speaker 14 (37:58):
Like five years?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
It was maybe maybe just thought maybe.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
He gave her this sud it's infection and maybe he's
really sick right.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Now, uh huh, But couldn't.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I'm trying to put myself like in serious shoes, like
like this guy I'm this guy. Don't you just think
you're just back to business as usual, like we're back
the booty calls were back to friends of benefits, even
though he did ask for a real.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Date, right, which makes me think, like that's where it's
like it's been five years, Like it's time to grow up,
Like I'm still doing friends with benefits five years later,
Like that's This is really weird to me because I
feel like that fact that he asked you out on
a date does set the grounds for this is different
than the friends with benefits thing.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You would think he'd be trying a little harder to
make the relationship go, right he brought it up.

Speaker 14 (38:37):
I mean, it just felt different because it was we
had like such interesting conversations beforehand, right.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
It wasn't just a mindless hook up, Like there was
a little bit of emotion to.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Maybe he got scared, maybe he was like, whoa, this
is not really serious.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Yeah, Or maybe it was a test, Maybe it was
she's still in her own ways. Maybe it was maybe
he didn't want to hook up on.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
The first night.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You know, let's call him and find out. Guys, interesting,
what'd you say?

Speaker 12 (38:57):
His name was Adam?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Do you think he knows the phrase Madam, I'm Adam.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
Do you know that did not come up on our date.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
But if we have a second, bring it up.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Because you know, if you spell that out, it's forward
and backwards the same thing.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
No, I didn't what.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I said that a guy named Adam. He had no
idea what I'm talking about. And I and this is,
if we call this guy Adam, this will be the
next atom. I'm gonna run that pie because I just
figured if your name is Adam, you would know, you
would know all the different things with your name, do
you know what I mean? But this Adam, I knew,
I had no idea what I was talking about, and
I was like, write it down anyway, all right, So

(39:34):
we will call him and we're gonna find out why
he's blowing you off, or maybe he doesn't know he's
blowing you off. Right, Yeah, okay. Second Ate update continues
next with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Ever, since how.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Dan Rich we're in the middle of second it up
that you've got Mecca and this guy Adam. A long
time ago they were friends with benefits. They used to
do it all the time, right, Mecca, I mean all
the time, Like it was both ways. You'd be like, hey,
come over. He'd be like, hey come over, just like that, right, yeah, right,
it's good. So years go by, he reaches out to
you and says, let's go to dinner. You guys go

(40:21):
to dinner. You're feeling it like you guys are having
a good conversation. It's more than friends with benefits. Then
you go back to wherever you guys go and you
guys do it right, and now you're like, hey, that
was really fun.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I'd like to see him again. But you haven't heard
from him, right, Okay, you guys, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
We're ready? Okay, let's call Adam.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
Hello, Hi is Adam there?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Speak Hi name Peyton.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
I'm with John Jay and Ridge and we just wanted
to talk to you about something on the radio really
quickly this morning.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Oh oh okay, Well, first of all, thank you for
jumping on the air with us.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Okay, before we get into the meat of what we're
calling you for, have you ever heard the phrase madam,
I'm adam? Okay, all right, then I'll move on from there.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
We are calling you, dude, because we got a call
from somebody. Uh. This is actually a little bit different
than what we normally do.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
We do a thing called second Update where we talk
to people that went out with someone they expected to
be another date, but there's usually no history between them,
and Mecca reached out to us because we know the
history between you two. But she thought this last time
you guys went out, there was something there you haven't heard.
She hasn't heard from you, so we thought we kind
of asked you about that.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, no, I do remember, Mecca, Okay, look, yeah I
should remember her.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
She said, you guys are like friends of benefits for years.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, yeah, look, I know it sounds bad. I couldn't
get past it, Like she looked amazing, like when we
blast went out and we tied like no time.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
It passed, but like looke up and then I saw them.
It's like this same pair of underwear that she had
on it five years ago, and not exactly like like
some classic lounge right, No, no either, like any like
slightly faded stretched out that I remember from way back when.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
And all I could think was, how does shit still
have those?

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Like you're not rotate, you're not refreshed message with my
head man, like I was firing, like the same underwear
for five years. What else hasn't she like changed, like
hygiene habits?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Wait wait, wait what tears?

Speaker 14 (42:43):
Are you ghosted because of my underwear?

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Are you serious that, Theresa.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Mecca?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Hey, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Look, it freaked me out, all right, same pair from
five years ago. That's the commitment I wasn't ready for.

Speaker 14 (43:00):
Okay, Well, first of all, it's not like I've been
wearing them non stop for five years. I mean, I
do laundry, Adam, and I'm not.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
They're in a rotation.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
I'm not disgusting.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
It's not making it any better.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Okay, hold on, so you do, Mecca, you do confirm
that is the same pair of underwear. It's not like
you bought the same brand and they just fall apart
the same at the same rate. It is the same
pair of underwear from five years ago.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
Listen, they're part of a rotation and they're very lucky.

Speaker 17 (43:30):
Pair of water.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well, it worked, it worked. It totally worked for you.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
You were wearing the underwear or you happened as if
you saw them in a drawer you had them on.

Speaker 14 (43:39):
I chose this specifically for the date because they've always
worked in the past, and they clearly worked this time.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
But that's fired in the end a little bit.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Wow, what kind underwear were they?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Well? Brand? What they look like?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh that's for me to know.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
It's not for radio.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Well, I'm just curious now if you saw them five
years ago? Were they new then or were they five
years old then?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Ocade?

Speaker 12 (44:08):
Of course I do.

Speaker 14 (44:09):
I just thought that, like, you know, these worked in
the past with you, so I figured why not try
it again?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
And what do you know? It worked again.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
They must be like very distinct because for him to
like remember the actual hair that's pretty big.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:25):
Well they weren't days of the way underwear.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
I'll just say that, Oh they were okay, good.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
I mean I have a par I bought it. I
was with my dad. My dad passed away in two
thousand and seven, and I remember going to my dad
in two thousand and six to Mervyns and I go,
I gotta buy someone, and I bought some underwear. I
still have one pair of those underwear from that time.
So I wear them every once in a while when
it's like an emergency. So that's an old pair of underwear.
But I don't I only wear them because they're sentimental.
Are I go? Every time? I pull like, oh, I

(44:51):
we got this with my dad, you know what I mean?
But I can't imagine like I got lucky with these.
Let me wear these again. Now I would say that
about a shirt, but I don't about underwear.

Speaker 14 (45:01):
I think they don't out very often prove it.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
I don't think it's like.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Like underwear like only has your shelf life when they're
like ruined. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like it's ruined.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, why why did you throw away? Maybe Adam thought
they were stretched out back then, like five years ago.
He's like, but probably time to replace.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
He's not wearing the underwear, like why does it matter?

Speaker 9 (45:22):
No, Like if she's clean and smells fine, Like I
don't understand why you're why you'd be tripping. And honestly,
I'm a little self conscious right now because now I'm like,
do I need to go underwear shopping?

Speaker 8 (45:31):
Because I know you should have.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Old if you're underwear is still intact, even otherwise it's wasteful.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Look at like this, Adam. If you let's say you
and Mecca get married, then you should be like, once
we get married, I will always have new underwear Bundy
for you. So let's start right now and then it's
up to you to replace her drawers every birthday.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
In Christmas, you gotta get her new hones.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Do you guys have a lot of underwork? Does that
you like?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
How many pairs on to work? I probably have thirty pair?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh really? To Kyle?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah probably so if you had like thirty pair of whore,
I could see how you can have it five years. No,
I don't, I need no one. I have like maybe
eleven pairs of undwear, and I just you know what
I mean? I need more underwear.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
But under we're so such a difficult purchase, it is,
really and you got you got to really find your
brand and fit your brand.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Like I love this Calvin Client underwear, but there's so
many different versions of Calvin Clan where I can't ever
change him over the years here. But I can't imagine though,
not going out with a girl because.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
She had that pair underwear five years ago.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
It seems a little like like a Seinfeld reason to do,
you know what I mean? A little bit like a
TV episode, Like really that's the deal.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
I feel like there's got to be something else, Like
you weren't feeling the vibe.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
To make that bother you? Because if you were really
feeling it, you'd look past it.

Speaker 14 (46:47):
All right, Listen, I'm I'm sorry. I didn't realize that
had respiration date or that I'm supposed to retire it
every two years like a jersey or something.

Speaker 17 (46:58):
Look, I'm not going Maybe if you're interested, we could
grab dinner and you can be that you actually own
other underwear, and then whatever, make this a big deal again.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
Fine, Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I also think that if you've been friends of benefits
for a long time, you guys have done it. Like
you guys have already been seeing Vulnerable, you've already done it.
Is into it as possible that you can easily go
just the same part whe five years ago.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Well, it seems like you guys are down to go
on a second date.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
So that's good.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, gift cards to Victoria's Secrets. You guys, you guys
go underwear shopping, Yes, underwear shopping.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Rich, will you take your shopping?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah? I will. The new styles you're just gonna love.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Okay, I can't wait. All right, you guys, thanks for
jumping on there with us.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That's second update with a happy ending with John Jay
and Rich.

Speaker 18 (47:54):
I thought the happing happ before tapping.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
It's John Jane Rich.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
So.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I saw this article on a website called bold dot
com Bold dot com, and it was the American accents
that people love to hate, and I was thinking about
annoying American accents, right, I mean, if you think of
annoying American accent, is there one that pops up in
your head?

Speaker 11 (48:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Sometimes like a Chicago the nasal thing, Chicago Peyton, what
about you.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
I don't know if any of them are like, really annoying,
but I first when I thought, I was like a
New York accent.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, funny you say that, I'm gonna go over some
of these.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
The number ten most annoying accent is the Chicago accent,
number ten, and I thought of Kyle, how obscenely talented
she is with accents. Can you do Chicago?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I don't even know if you can do Chicago.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
I just feel like Chicago is more like Chicago.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
I can only do it when I say Chicago, Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
The worst or the twelfth of the top twelve accents,
number twelve is the friendly Minnesota accent.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Oh sure, yeah, don't you know. I've got family in Minnesota.
Fabulously nice people.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Is what they say.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Betcha.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Then there's the proud Texan accent.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Well, everybody loves Texans, so just stramp on your boots
right on down.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
I love a Texan accent.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
I think Texas is a great accent.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I love.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I don't know if this is Texas or Georgia or whatever,
but it's definitely his othern accent.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
Given South, it's given South.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Did you guys do the Valley girl accent?

Speaker 8 (49:23):
I think I just talked like a Valey girl.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I think this is the Valet girl girl.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Hide right use of filler words.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Like like.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Considered an accent?

Speaker 13 (49:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I was That's a filler for a value girl accent.
Number three on this list is the gritty Boston accent.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Boston's hot unless you like poking your cot in the
yad it.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Says in the Boston car loses its art to become
caught in Harvard Yard turns into Havevid Yard.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
There's this girl. Her name's Mikhaela Nagarro. She is like
a m u a yeah, and she's from.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Bodden thick box Boston accent.

Speaker 9 (50:05):
Have you seen the controversy on her Boston accent? No
is it not real, Kyle, Oh my gosh, it's real.
But they have a video of her from when she
was in college that they did, like a little.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Student video thing.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
Her accent isn't anywhere nearest thick as it is. She
profited off that sucker, so she she.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Her you got to play for us.

Speaker 13 (50:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Number two is the Southern draw what you just did.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
But the number one most annoying accent is the fast
talking New York accent.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Oh yeah, like what like what you.

Speaker 12 (50:36):
Want to go to?

Speaker 7 (50:37):
The car? Wanted to go to?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I think you gotta go to the I think you
gotta go to the grocery store and give me some
stakes or something.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
In a New York strip, it's called New.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
York is with the Best. And I was right, Nail,
I was able to pull up the TikTok okay.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
It's insane. I am a brand founder and the reaction
has been beyond my wildest dreams and beyond excited to
introduce you point of view.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Do you know how it was to keep this?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
It sounds like the girl and Reacher.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Oh yeah, and I still think her accent's fake, but like,
why do that accident is still not necessary?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
If you're watching Reacher right now. It's one of the
top shows on Amazon. And the girls from Austin or
wherever she's from. She got that thick accent. In fact,
a little tie into the show on Reacher.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
One of the bad guys on Reacher is from the
same small town the grants from in Indiana, elk Cahrt, Indiana.
And then I'm watching this other show on Apple TV,
the want to tell you guys about is called Dope
Dope Thief. And what the main girl, she's a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
In her name is something something, something, something with more.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
I was like, so they're taken from us again?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
No?

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Here, what what show is this?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Breacher?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Reacher?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Watch?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
They have Elkhart elk cart Indiana's where he's from hometown.
That's where all the public figures are from.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
I could literally throw my phone across the room. You
right now, I can't understand you. Baby.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Entertainment news.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
What's Scissor's news.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Sizz wants to get in all the action on all
the media. She's conquered music.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
She wants to take on movies, and I think the
idea that she has to join the Marvel universe could
actually totally work.

Speaker 18 (52:30):
I was thinking, you know how Storm has an origin story,
like she comes from like this whole other place where
they're kind of like the jungle or some sort. I
think that would be so gnarly if I could be.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Storm origin story.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
Gil Storm, I think she would look so good. Have
you seen all of the conversations, So Nick might have
to fact check me on this. But all the Marvel
people like aren't happy with this because you're saying that
if Storm were to get an origin movie, to not
be like some comedic relief character, to like actually let
her be serious.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Oh, I think she should be serious. Why would it
be a comedic character? Just because of the success of Deadpool?

Speaker 8 (53:10):
Well, I think that.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
And then also the fact that like sciss is a singer,
not an actress, like she would be getting into that
would be like one of her first main acting roles.
If she got that, I think they'd want more of
like a legit, legit actress.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Yeah, that was the vibe at least I got.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
So.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
My wife is in New York right now.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
She's sending me pictures of her doing all these things,
and she hasn't meet She's all these meetings there. She
has a meeting today at iHeart in New York and
Selena Gomes is there, Oh Selena, and I'm like, oh, look,
so hopefully she has a picture, and I know you
have something on Selena.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Well, she's been doing.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
All kinds of promotion for her new album with Benny
Blancos said I loved you first, and she's doing these
interviews where she's opening up and being so incredibly vulnerable.
So she was opening up about, you know, something that
we've talked about on the show before, like all of
the online hate, the commenters and specifically comments of out
her weight.

Speaker 13 (54:00):
Oh yeah, my weight. It's a big one too. Everyone
just has something to say, and it's really making me sad.
And I'm even sad because you know what, No, I'm
not a victim of everyone. I just think it's made
me a tad bitter and I feel really guilty for
saying that, but it's true.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I think it's like those moments where you go, oh,
these are actually like human beings, Like, yeah, she's Selena Gomez,
this big, huge pop star, this huge famous A list celebrity,
but then she's also human, Like those comments still get.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
To her too.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Is this stuff you have on Amari Omari who's Amari.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
He plays James in Power but not yeah basketball or
something like that.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
I know so, but this is fascinating And Peyton, you
could probably speak on this because I know you love Power.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
There, said James, and I'm like, you're talking about ghost yeah.

Speaker 13 (54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
So he was doing an interview and apparently the interviewer
was trying to like start some shade between him like
Omari and fifty cents, saying, oh, you said some things
about fifty cent and his behavior on set?

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Do you want to speak on that? And he got
really mad.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I never say some things.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I never say some things.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Where did I say some things? Don't ever do that?

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
So don't ever do that?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Who says some things?

Speaker 4 (55:17):
I don't really rock like that?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Do you know my brand? I don't say much.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
It's like he's like fifty cent only gave me love.
I only give fifty cent love. I could call him
right now, like, don't even try to play that game.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
I actually love to hear that clip because any other
like movies or interviews I see with Omari Hardwick, I'm like,
you aren't ghosts Like I only see him as his character,
And right there in that clip, I'm like, oh, that's ghosts.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
You got him mad.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
But I think he shut the interviewer to like if
if I tried to put my shoes my feet in
the shoes of the interviewer, like thinking he was gonna
get some beef and like starts a thing and just
being like totally shut down, like, oh, shouldn't have assa.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Oh I'm gonna go guy old, but not in the
good way.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah, what's up with?

Speaker 7 (55:58):
So it's kind of an unbelievable thing.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
But she talked about her childhood and she actually grew
up like on a farm where they had to like
milk the cows to get their their beverage for the
morning right, and get the eggs from the chickens to
make scrambled eggs with her parents. But she says that
even though she has this glamorous life now, it wasn't
always that way when she.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Was growing up.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
She never even really thought about being an actress, even though.

Speaker 19 (56:25):
I was performative in my family because I was the
ugly duckling and yep, documentation is available if you need it.
My three sisters look alike, they're all blonde. I knew
I wasn't the pretty one, and I was like Okay,
I'm not the pretty one, so I'm going to be
the funny one. I'm going to be the smart one.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Like you.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
I feel like she's always been pretty, but you know,
she maybe had her Hollywood glow up. I haven't seen
the pictures before or even if she was pretty, but
didn't feel that way.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
That's that's what you think beautiful. You don't think hilarious
when you think Eva Longoria necessarily Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
But maybe in her family she is a funny one.
Like the thing is is like it's her perception of
her life is her reality.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Hi, Stephanie, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 15 (57:14):
An idea for your way mo ride okay, and I
think you should do karaoke and record.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
You can't know they can't do it. They about it
right they pull up. You just cover the little karaoke
machine and gonna be like you can't do that? What
do you mean you can't do that?

Speaker 8 (57:30):
We should totally do that.

Speaker 11 (57:33):
Like how you it happens in the car, It gets
your spontaneous reaction, That's that's true.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Like just the visual though of like jon Jay walking
up holding the actual care.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
That I get the way Just drive.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
This is a two five three John, Jy and Rich.
Does Kyle's husband still do that sneaky thing when Kyle
does her makeup anymore?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
What's the sneaky thing?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
You walk up behind you naked?

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Scary?

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Now?

Speaker 7 (58:10):
That was when I washed my face and he.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Yeah, So no, he doesn't anymore because when we moved
into the house that we live in now, like the
bathroom setup is different. It used to be perfect because
my sink was right next to the bathtub and there
was like a little stair ledge that you could hop
up into the bathtub, and that's what he used to
climb up very quietly onto the counter.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
To surprise me. And we don't have that anymore.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
So every time he's tried to sneak up on me
in this one, I hear him and then I like,
my face is wet and my hands are wet, and
I slap him because I.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Can't I can hear where he is.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Okay, I'm gonna call this other number here. Hello, heye, John,
Jay and Rich calling about your text?

Speaker 12 (59:07):
Oh Hi, Hi, how's it going.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
What's your name?

Speaker 13 (59:14):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Prisilla, Hi, Priscilla, thanks for listening to our podcast.

Speaker 12 (59:17):
By the way, Wow, sorry, you sound not real.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
No, I'm real, and.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
We're all here. You've got me, John Jay, you got Rich.

Speaker 12 (59:25):
Peyton con hell, Hi guys, and literally in the middle
of making making sorry, well thanks for picking up.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Well then real quick they go over here because I
thought your text was really interesting and funny.

Speaker 11 (59:37):
Yeah, okay, the one about Rich Yeah.

Speaker 12 (59:40):
Yeah, well you guys were talking about that show the
I forgot the name of the Electric City.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Electric State on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah, Robots, yes, and.

Speaker 12 (59:51):
Rich literally impersonates Bill Clinton and nobody acknowledges it, and
I'm like, oh, say do it again, Rich, do it again?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
What was the context of it all? Oh, we're talking
about aliens or something like that, right, Robots, I said,
those are any aliens in there? Go check out for aliens.
I just said something like that.

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
Yeah, it was so funny. I was laughing at the
podcast and I'm like, Rich, do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
It again, little nineties throwback humor, little nineties?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Bring up Bill Clinton?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Oh, because Peyton goes who was the president?

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Because they do one of those AI things because it
takes place in the early nineties. They do a thing
and they show President Clinton talking and Paint's like who
was that president?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
And I go with Bill Clinton, and then you must
have went into a robot Bill Clinton.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Now I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I remember hilarious funny, which is nineties humor is top note.
At least Priscilla got it though. That was just for
Priscilla Kennedy.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
That's in it. You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
That's that's Bill Clinton. There was actual footage of Bill Clinton.
The AI is right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
You gotta watch out for those robots take over.

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
This just made my morning. Thank you so much. I'm
listening from a little town in Washington State called Rickland.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Thank you so much. Thanks for listening. Have a great day,
you too, Lie you text us you take j j R.
What if you want to say to ninety six eight
ninety three. I have a shin sty subscription and I
just can't cancel it. I have so many boxers. My
wife who's irritated. I have more underwear than her John

(01:01:23):
Jane Rich Mecca like a high Mecha, honey hoe five
year old underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Remember me, that's pee wee heardy yeah pee herman if
you like as a girl's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Name with Mecca.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Mecca.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
We were sitting scrolling through Instagram the other day and
there was like this reel that came up and it
was pee Wee Herman and he was holding like these
gigantic underwear and.

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
He was like, hey, check him anywhere, and Addie was like,
who is that. I was like, Oh, that's pee Wee
Herman's pee Wee Hermit's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
But we need a contestant for Jonah's brother's tickets eight
seven seven nine three four seven. But first, as we
search for contestant, Kyle, why are you a terrible aunt?

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Okay, do you guys ever have that moment? Like I know,
I can't be the only one where you see a
text and you're like, oh, I got a text that back,
something happens, and then five days later you forget that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
That person even texts all the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Time most of the time because of our hours, Like
I'll wake up and get a text from somebody that
texts me at seven PM, but I was asleep, so
I'm like, I'm not going to text them at three am.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I'll wait till later, and then I forget.

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
So I actually got a text from my niece a
couple of weeks ago now, and she was like, Hey,
what are you doing next week? It's my spring break
I was wondering if, like maybe I could come hang
out one day, and it also happened to be the
same week my dad was staying with us, and I
didn't know like what the plans were yet because we
had talked about going out of town, and so I

(01:02:49):
was like, oh, hold on, I got to figure out
with my dad, like what the plans are, and then
I can text her back and tell her, yeah, come
over this this or this day. And I totally forgot
to text her back, like it was literally eight days
when I was like a spring break totally over. That
week came and went and I noticed. I was like,
I was like, what are I Kley never text me back.

(01:03:09):
It's because I never texted her back. So I'm like, oh,
worst aunt ever. And I go and I text her
back and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I saw your text.
I was gonna text you back, and then I literally
got so distracted totally forgot about it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
I'm so sorry. I'm the worst standard, Like you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Can come over when you can always come over like
it's not even.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
A question, and she hasn't texted me back.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
I feel that is the worst feeling.

Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Is one time I told my nephew King's secret. I
think he was like four or five. Literally, he didn't
talk to me for like three years. I was, yeah,
I would I would cry because I'd like, he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Pay attention to me.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
My mom's like, well, you shouldn't have told a secret
and call.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Your niece for spring break bust.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Hey, so you want to be a reporter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Nothing? My aunt hasn't got back to me.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I'm like an antie and me dagny.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Then you got to make that up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Alexis that Alexis? Good morning?

Speaker 15 (01:04:04):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
You are our contestant for Jonas Brothers Tickets. I'm pumped, okay,
and we are playing what oh brother?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
We're playing ad D Trivia and it seguays perfectly because
Kyle's talking about being a terrible aunt and I was
on a spear quest the other day in the universe
said I didn't talk about my podcast enough on the
John Jays Rich. So here I am. Today's add Trivia
is brought to you by a Terrible person podcast hosted
by me and my hot ass wife.

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
So everyoney go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Listen to that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Kyle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I don't think you're a terrible aunt. You're just bad
it phone sometimes, John Jay, I'm gonna go around the
room ask everyone a simple question. You give me simple answer?

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
You ready?

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
John Jay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
What is the common name for hydrogen hydroxide?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Hydrogen hydroxide?

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Yes, sir, air oh? Water water? Would you finally go
with water?

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Job?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
He got there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
When I have an oxygen tank in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Rich Bara.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
When it comes to dog breeds, a door gy is
a cross between a Corgi and a What.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I wonder if it's a Dalmatian.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Let me think about that for a second. Think about it.
Dalmatian Dalmatian incorrect? Anybody want to see you do?

Speaker 19 (01:05:28):
I like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
That would be a cute dog, would be a sweet
little guy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I saw a German shepherd corki. What was that was
the face of a German shepherd and the whole body
of a corky.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
It was.

Speaker 12 (01:05:40):
It was just like a.

Speaker 8 (01:05:45):
Big head on a little body of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Peyton with more peyton. What popular children's book did Forrest
Gump keep in his briefcase?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
You should?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
It's great A popular children's Yeah, popular yellow children's book Yellow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Hold On.

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
Where the Wild Things Are?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Incorrect? Rich Well, curious? Nice job, Payne we got next round.
It's all right, Kyle and Fog. I like this question
a lot. Kyle, what was used for blood in Alfred
Hitchcock's Psycho? Oh? He's black and white?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Black and white.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
It's like syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I'm gonna need a more specific answer, Kyle Mayrup sucks.
Nice job, Alexis Are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, sorry, okay, No,

(01:06:56):
he's going. He's gone to one of those vision quests
right now. Alexis, what letter is least used in the
English language?

Speaker 10 (01:07:06):
I'm gonna the letter incorrect?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Anybody want to steal.

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
Grants over here?

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Die?

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Can you repeat the class?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
What letter is least used in the English language? Incorrect?
I was looking for C. Sorry, everybody got it wrong.
Alexis always ext round? All right, take a little drink? Whoa,
all right, we're giving it all today? Is my Jordan
flu game?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
John Jay, are you ready? What newspaper does Superman work
for the planet?

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
There?

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
He is?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Nice job. Two points for John Jay.

Speaker 8 (01:07:42):
Aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
That's right, rich Ra, I'm worried about you a little bit. Okay,
thank you, sir. I'm surviving, okay. What sport is known
as the sweet science. The sweet science is a golf incorrect, Oh,
tennis correct. I'm looking for boxing. Boxing is the sweet time.

(01:08:03):
I never heard that. Well, clearly you're not a boxer.
Rich all right, Peyton witmore, what organ has you should
know this? You were organ transplant person?

Speaker 13 (01:08:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
What organ has? Four chambers?

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Your heart?

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Nice job?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Two points? She delivered at least three. What color are
the one dollar bills in a standard game of monopoly? Okay,
hold on, think about it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
The kids love this. They are okay, golden, no yellow,
no pink, no white.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah, that's awesome. All right, Alexis, are you ready? This
one's worth four points? You could win it all right here?
No pressure, no pressure at all. Which bear species is
considered the large by weight and potentially the coldest.

Speaker 16 (01:09:05):
I'm gonna say, grizzly bear, the coldest, the cold the coldest.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Oh, brought to you by a Terrible person podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
All right, Alexis, you get tickets to the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Congratulations, Hold on, thanks for listening. Hold on, what's going
to three things we need to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
I'll tell you what some are saying is going to
be the wedding of the year, if not the Wedding
of the Century.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Next with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Goods at Your Day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
I wake up with my favorite artist.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
What's up, guys, This is Post Blows Benson Boone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
As you're waking up with John Jay and Rich, How
abould you go for three things?

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
We need that it may be the wedding of the year,
or at least an incredibly lavish wedding, because Jeff Bezos,
the founder of Amazon, and Lauren Sanchez just sent out
wedding invitations for their Italian summer wedding. They say it
could take place off the coast of Venice on their
five hundred million dollar yacht.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
If the venue is five hundred million dollars of the
rest of it is not going to be cheap.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
They obviously invited a bajillion celebrities who's will all be there?

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
And I personally can't wait to see all the pictures
and videos from it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
No word yet on who will be the musical guest,
but they've got the money to pay for pretty much
anyone they want.

Speaker 12 (01:10:35):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Personally, as a parent, I think it's really hard not
to just give the kids the phone every once in
a while to get a little time to myself. But
here's a good reminder as to why screen time needs
to be limited. They found children with higher screen time,
especially on mobile devices, showed increased stress and depressive symptoms
as teenagers.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
You want him to be healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Teens, you got to watch the screen time when they're littles.
So last week it was free cone Day at Dairy Queen,
and I thought, can't get any better than this, right
because I got a cherry dipped cone and it was
only fifty cents because I just charged for the dip.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
But now Dairy Queen's at it again. I'm trying to
get on the right track.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
You're Dary Cream.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
They are ushering in a spring deal where they are
selling blizzards for just eighty five cents with the purchase
of one dollar in the DQ app you buys only
for a dollar.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
You can get a.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
Blizzard for just eighty five cents, and that's going on
for like the next two weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
Right dollar for ice cream? Yeah, I find that anywhere,
not even at McDonald's anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
I know, hats off to you, DQ, but also come on.

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
Right now, and that's three things you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Need to know what's up, Jessica. Good morning Jessica.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Yes, hi, hie.

Speaker 16 (01:11:48):
So I was calling to ask you guys about a
TV show. I know that you guys usually give TV
show recommendation and generally those are the only shows that
I watch, but I was wondering, have you guys watched
or heard anything about a TV show. It's on Showtime.
It's called The Agency and it has Richard Greer in it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Yes, my sister told me about it, and I went
to watch it and I'm through. The first episode is
so slow. Oh no, did you watch it?

Speaker 16 (01:12:22):
No, I haven't watched it. That's I'm saying. Like usually
I won't watch anything unless you guys suggest it, but
I like CIA movies are TV shows either way. But
it doesn't really look good, right, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
And there's like no hype on it, you know how
normally there's like a lot of hype about it. So
my sisters I think I think it was My sister
told me to watch, so I started watching it. I
thought it was so slow. I couldn't get into as
I posited, and I haven't gotten back to it. But
a buddy of mine told me he finished it. Thought
it was pretty good. But pretty good to me?

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Is it? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Do I go, yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (01:12:54):
Yeah, same, same.

Speaker 16 (01:12:55):
I don't really want to waste my time watching something
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
This I'll tell you if you you want a good
serial killer TV show. I was telling Kyle. I'm telling
Kyle about this about a week it came out about
a week ago. It's called Long Bright River. It's on Peacock.

Speaker 16 (01:13:11):
Oh I don't have Peacock, but I'm gonna look at
the trailer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
It's called Long Bright, Long Bright If.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
It's about a cop in Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
A woman and she, uh, there's somebody killing a bunch
of sex workers with an insulin and they weren't they
thought they're they're faking it as overdoses, but it's insulin.
And she goes to solve it and she's very involved
because her sister is also on the streets. Okay, And
then there's a mystery and there's a twist and there's turns,
and it's like and then at the end of you're like, wow,
it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
I will also tell you there's another great serial killer
show called Dexter.

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
I'm rewatching it again and it's fantastic.

Speaker 16 (01:13:50):
Yeah, I watched Dexter, but I'm going to look into
that long bright river. So one out of ten?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
What do you give it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
That's why I mean. I want to watch it so
I I can give you that answer because so far
I'm the only person I know that's seen it, So like,
I want to be able to banter back and forth
with something about it to see if it's good. I
get there was a point over the weekend where I
couldn't stop thinking about it, which I think is a
good sign. So I would probably give it a six
right now until if Kyle ever comes to watch it

(01:14:18):
sometime before February twenty twenty seven, then we can probably
have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Out of ten. Though that sounds like it's pretty good. Yeah,
not great.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
It's pretty good, but I need someone else's opinion because
then it could go great.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Okay, do you know what I mean? And there could
be a season two she becomes a detective. It's really
it's interesting. It's really good. But anyway, okay, so if I.

Speaker 16 (01:14:38):
Watch it, then I'll call in and I will give
you my review. I won't spoil it for anyone, but
if I watch it, I'll call in and tell you, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Please do because I feel like I need something great
to stop watching Dexter right now, because I just don't
like there's nothing that makes me go, I need to
stop watching that and watch this immediate.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Well, you should watch Adolescents. That's one that's just so
many different levels of television. Ten, don't you think so, Peyton?

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
Yeah, And I've been watching like the behind the scenes
stuff too, with like the actors with their little interviews
and makes me even like the show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Yeah, that's number one on Netflix and it's only four
episodes and so only so you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Can do four episodes episodes Adolescence. It's on Netflix. Yeah, okay, okay, thanks,
thanks for coming to us.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Yeah. Do you think you watch Adolescence? Girl?

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
I think so if it's still number one when I'm
done with Dexter.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Okay, so you need some good ticket. It's one of
the problems, if I want to call it a problem
with Adolescents, is that the way it's shot is almost
like another character.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Like you're watching it that you're like, how they do that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
You're like, oh my god, have you seen the rich
It's I.

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
Think Kyle, you would like it because it's like that disturbing,
Like like when you watch it, it's like it's not
that you see anything gory or crazy, but like the
mind games, like it's just it's crazy. I think you
actually would, really because you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Put yourself in the point of view of your parents
what it's like to have a child that could be
accused of murder or a child that is accused of murder.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
And I definitely think I would like it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
I'm just so invested, Like I'm finishing Dexter, and it's
so because I could go back and watch it at
any time, Like I could take a break if I
wanted to and watch Adolescents, which I probably should, but like,
I'm almost.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
A season seven, you guys, and I just feel like
I'm so far.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Oh then you're done. I think it's only eight seasons.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
I'm like getting very close to me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Yeah,