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April 11, 2025 • 81 mins
LOTS of little jokes and moments today in between everything so get ready to laugh. HAPPY FRIDAY! Maureen called us worries baout her husband's AI habits, meanwhile people in our government refer to it as A-1 not AI... so there's that! Also, Grant's Podcast "How To Become a Terrible Person" featured Kyle, buit WAIT there was a twist. Plus, Easton is still too nervous to ride his bike, we hear a LOVEPUP moment, and we all prepare for Johnjay and Blake on WEEK 3 of the JJR COUPLES THERAPY PODCAST. A lot to discuss, so buckle in and let's hit the road.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake you ass, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracking like?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle double.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
What you don't do.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about ridg ten team. We're not talking
about last year. It's the one and only dog all
the Lastday's lastday. Fix your fagle double gizzle in your
face to me and in the place to be. And
you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Wake you as.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
John Jay and Rich. It's Friday.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Time.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
My phone numbers eight seven, seven nine three seven one
oh four seven. You can text us and text jj
R whatever you want to say to number nine six
eight nine three. Couples Podcast Week three dropped Sunday at
ten am and it's my wife Blake and I.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
We sat in here because.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
We don't have I have the equipment for the home podcast,
just don't know how to connect it all.

Speaker 7 (00:56):
Yeah, it's Kyle. I get a picture from John j
like right at zero hour with like a box of
the thing that I bought him to do the podcast
in a microphone and he's like, is this all I need?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I just tripped back.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh dear, oh dear, So anyway, we came in here
to do it, and I think, you know, we had
a lot of questions.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
We answered all the questions we got into.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You know, people were asking about the foot page, that
answer that, people asking all kinds of marital questions, all
kinds of stuff. But it's in the studio and I
think it's going to be better whenever we like, the
next time we're going to rotate, it'll be when I
get this equipment figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We're like chilling at.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
The house, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, I think Peyton you had said the same thing.
It was just a different vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Yeah, it was almost like it just was weird.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
It honestly felt like a weird outer body experience for
me because it's like, first of all, you're coming into
the studio hours after we're here in the mornings, which
is already just kind of weird in general. And then
also too, you're like it's like it means business when
we're in the studio and this podcast isn't supposed to
be Just.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
So that'll help you.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We're doing the podcast and it was about a thirty
five minute podcast, and halfway through now, before the podcast started,
I had you know, it's plug in my headphones. I
have a there's an engineer here listening to making sure
that I go, all right, can you hear me? Not
like say something? I can hear you.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You can hear all the check check one two, one two,
And I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like, can you hear me? I can hear you. And
I'm like, okay, so we're doing that, you know, just
the normal stuff that's really behind the scenes. Halfway through
the podcast, I look at her and her headphones are
not plugged in. She's got her headphones sitting on it's
the corner, just sitting out here, and I'm like, I
thought you said you can hear me. I can't, I said,
but not through the headphones. He's like, no, these are

(02:41):
normal people. These are.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And you saw me doing check check check, check check.
Can you hear me on the headphones?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can like.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, chick out. She's asking you directly, can you hear me?
She could hear you can hear me.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's almost like she could hear me less because she
had headphones that weren't plugged in.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
The headphones are blocking the audio.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hitting her ear.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So finally she plugged it in and she's like, oh, I
can really hear now, also changes the vibe.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah. So at one point, so the podcast is over
and it's Blake and I write, thirty minute podcast is over.
And now because it's in the afternoon, we want to
go get dinner. But we have a child at home,
eighteen year old Dutch. So I called Dutch to see
what he wants to do for dinner, and then Blake
starts to asking him questions about our marriage. Duchy's good.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
What's the greatest thing about your parents' marriage?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Probably you guys haven't gotten divorced.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Why do you say that? Because I see people with
divorced parents.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm like, damn, that must suck.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know what, have two rooms? That would be cool though,
two Christmases, bro, Remember I had that, I had that
penthouse picked out.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I forget my answer.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Probably getting to witness what true love is like, got
you guys, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you ever hear your mother and I'm making love?
Oh my god, stop it.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
So you get to hear those answers.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh, like, this could be the greatest podcast of all
the time.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But Peter to know he's on the podcast. That's just
the way he talks to us. Like we went to dinner,
like you're some funny in the podcasts, like what podcast?
Like that was your mom?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And I were calling you, but then I put you
on the podcast because I was recording that's.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Funny, so funny being your son.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's unbelievable. Anyway, speaking of my son, what's going on
with your son? The youngest Kyle? They're always so different, They're.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Always so different.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
And I had a moment where I felt a little
bit like parent shamed. So Easton is seven, he's about
to turn eight. And when he was about six, tried
to get him to ride a bike, right, to ride
a passage as a kid, you got to learn how
to ride a bike at some point, right, And he
fell and he got so discouraged that he would like

(04:59):
refuse get on the bike again. And he said, Mom,
I'm going to learn how to ride my bike when
i'm seven. And I said, okay, I'll give you a break. Right,
We're not going to force it. It should be a
fun thing, right, riding a bike is super fun. Let's
make this fun. So he's seven now and he's about
to turn eight, and I keep bringing it up to him.
I'm like, hey, remember when you said you had learn

(05:19):
how to ride a bike when you were seven. You're
almost going to be eight. So we got we got
to get this in here pretty quick. We got it,
and the weather's nice, you gotta get out there and
get on that bike again. And the problem was, is
his his bike that we got when he was six,
the tire exploded and it dot. The bike's too small
for him, and so the bike's broken basically, And I'm like,

(05:41):
I need to go buy him a bike, because if
I keep telling him he needs to ride a bike,
if he one day he says, okay, today's the day.
I want to be prepared. So I've been looking for
bikes and I found one at this bike store by
my house and I was talking to the guy that
worked there and he's like, you know how old your son.
I'm like, well, well he's seven almost eight. He goes, okay,
So by that time, most of these kids are usually

(06:03):
in uh, you know, like a BMX bike. He goes,
he goes, what does he like to ride? Like mountain
bike VMX? Like where's he riding? I go he doesn't
ride yet? Like he goes, he doesn't know how to
ride a bike. And I was like, not yet, he's
all h and immediately I'm like, okay, I'm the worst
bird I ride. And I felt like going into the
whole story and telling him like I did try, and

(06:24):
he said he would do what he was seventy seven now,
so now's the time. And then I was just like,
forget it. I'm not gonna say it.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I see the guy getting oh okay, he goes, goes,
get to his car, leaves, sit the lobby of the
bikes up.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's like I missed the window. So it's just too lady,
can't ever started seven.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
I'm like, you know, he can learn people when they're
an adult, and you stay riding a bike is fun,
it is, but I know there's like a core moment,
like I remember my dad teaching me how to ride
a bike and it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, I crashed into a car, a parked car.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I remember, like, yes, my dad's running with me holding
the back and I'm pedaling, paling, and then all of
a sudden, I don't hear him anymore, and I'm riding
in and I look back to see where my dad
and he's.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Way down the street and I go, damn, right in
the park.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's terrible and I remember taking the bike and throw
it in the street and I'd leave it in the
middle of the street for like an hour and cars
to drive around it. And then I went and got it.
And then later, you know, I love the bike. And
then I you know, took the handlebars off and put
cooler handlebars on. Then I took apart the whole bike
and put it back together and then have extra pieces.
That's probably not safe, Yeah, I know, but I'm just
saying that, like, you gotta have hope.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Though.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I did show him the bike that I brought home yesterday,
and I said, what do you think He's like, I'm
not gonna ride. I think you will. He's gonna do.
It's gonna be a whole moment. It's gonna be awesome.
It's going to happen, and he's going to love it
at some point.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Right. So, the Couple's podcast, I forgot to say it,
the Couple's Podcast. You'll be able to get it on
our on demand channels. So if you're listening to the
podcast of this show right now, same place, it'll drop
if you what do you have to if you subscrib ribit,
just download automatically, right.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's correct. Yeah, it's part of the show. It's John
Jay and Rich a couples.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
We call it a couple of s therapy, a couple
of the couple therapy, and it'll drop Sunday at ten am.
Kyle's going to three things you need to know.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm gonna tell you this simple thing that you can
do to ease stress. Next with John Jay.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And Rich John j Rich, John Jay and Rich Alyssa.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 10 (08:22):
So I just want to comment on Kyle being mom Sames.
I feel like she should not because give yourself great, Kyle.
These kids are tablet kids. They are not outside like that.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I'm trying to make it not be a tablet kid, right.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
My son was eight when he learned, and we were
doing the same thing, like, oh my gosh, we have
to peep him. But he went to his friend's house
and his friend caught him, and the next time he
came home he knew how to ride bikes. Like I'm
telling you, these tablet kids, do you not be outside
like that?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You're right, You're totally right.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
I remember my son Christopher did not want to ride
and he's like, well, I could run faster than you
can ride your bike and he could does it ride
it like though he does, he knows how, but he
doesn't like it. It's just not his thing. He prefers
scooter or something like that.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I love ride a bike, and I love when I
see kids ride bikes because I see a lot of
kids in my neighborhood riding electric bikes and they're not pedaling. Yeah,
and to me, we all need the exercise.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, there's a nature deficit right now in this country,
you guys. Nature.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
That's so funny because Addie, she she like supports Easton
so much. Actually, we were talking about this last night.
She's like, are you going to tell that story on
the air, And I was like, yeah, she goes, just
don't embarrass Bubbies. I'm not going to embarrass him. I
think it's totally fine. I think it's gonna be okay.
And then in that same in that same person who

(09:40):
like she cares so much about him, like she will
tell him, dude, you need to touch grass, learn how
to ride your bike.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Hey, that's makes this a Lisa, thanks for calling in,
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 10 (09:53):
Noble got what.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
He got for three things we need to know the
nation's top health agency, announced it will determine and this
close the cause of autism. Health and Human Services Secretary
Robert F. Kennedy Junior said the effort will be completed
by September and will involve hundreds of scientists, confidently announcing
we will know the cause of autism by September. That's

(10:15):
not very far away, so we'll wait and see if
they actually do, which I mean, I think a lot
of people would like to know that now. If you're
feeling stressed. There's lots of coping methods out there, but
this one seems to be the easiest I've ever heard of.
They found just imagining yourself in nature can ease stress.
They said, it brings your heart rate down, makes you
feel relaxed. It suggests that, like you know, when access

(10:38):
to nature isn't available, you're stuck at work, you're stuck
in a cube buckle, and you are feeling stressed out
your stuff in traffic on the road. Just imagining yourself
in any type of nature. Your favorite is you're on
the beach in a like you know, in the forest, whatever,
It literally eases your stress almost immediately.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
They say.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Obviously being in nature is better, but you can use
your imagination and it will also help. So bird nesting,
I guess, is the latest trend in relationships. Apparently. This is,
you know, instead of kids bouncing between two homes in
a divorced situation, the parents take turns living in the
family house while the kids stay put, just like birds

(11:17):
returning to a nest.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
I've had a few friends do that. It's a little weird,
like they got like an apartment, that they'll go to
the apartment and then.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Go to the house.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I mean, the idea sounds pretty good. It minimizes the
disruption for the kids, keeps them sleeping in the same
bed every night, keeps them in this like more stable situation,
like this is my neighborhood, these are my neighborhood friends,
this is my school. Experts say it really can be
a great short term fix, keeping kids in, you know,
in their comfort zone, but they warn't it shouldn't drag

(11:45):
on too long because it gives it risks, giving the
kids false hope that like the marriage may get back together,
you know what I mean, like, oh, things are going
to return to normal, but they will have to find
a new normal. Bird nesting and that's three things you
need to know?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Peg, what's the vibe for predictions?

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Today we're going to talk about our petty superpowers based
on our zodiac signs.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Ali, good morning, what's your sign?

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (12:10):
I'm Aris?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
All right.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
We still are in air season. We have about a
week and a half left. But Aris, you can win
any argument by sheer, volume and audacity alone. Your petty
superpower is making people second guess their own memories and
thoughts like were they wrong? Or are you just that convincing?
Chaos is literally in Ari's cardio.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I love that her superhero is the gas lighter.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Actually that's oh God in.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
A good way, though not in the bad manipulative way.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
Is there a good guess?

Speaker 6 (12:43):
I'm trying to help you out here?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Ali?

Speaker 13 (12:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (12:46):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, good, it's good.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Guess, right right right?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Thanks Ali, thanks for listening.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Mara, good morning. What's your signed?

Speaker 13 (12:57):
It's Mara.

Speaker 12 (12:57):
I'm a Scorpio.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Mara, Okay, score Scorpio. Your petty superpower is plotting and waiting.
You sit on betrayal like it's fine, and then you
strike in a group chat six months later with a
full breakdown and why you don't trust anyone. No one
is safe, and my scorpios are the petty avengers.

Speaker 13 (13:17):
Oh well that's that's that's probably I like trust like
maybe two people in my life exactly.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
You sing a scorpio, they don't trust you and ever again.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, thanks mar Gabriella.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Ah right, I'm a Gemini, Okay, Geminis.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
When it comes to your petty superpower, you can start drama,
deny it, and then narrate the whole situation like a
podcast host. Your petty superpower is spitting chaos so well
that people actually thank you for it. You are the
source and you will never admit it.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Thank you, Thank you. High November.

Speaker 14 (13:58):
Well, good morning you guys, miss me we did Where
have you been.

Speaker 15 (14:04):
Working. I'm actually a traveling hygienas, so I've been going
to work like super early in the morning. So yeah,
thank you guys terribly. I listened to the podcast last
night after Nick HARRASKI, so.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
Well, I got you for the Taurus for November. Well,
November is your name, and.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
You are a Taurus.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
But Taurus, your petty superpower is blocking people mid combo,
mid sentence, midlife, and then sleeping like a baby right
after you will ghost, unfollow, and delete with a precision
of a NASA engineer, cold, comfy and unbothered for my Taurus.

Speaker 15 (14:39):
That's very true.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (14:41):
Also, this will be my last call before my birthdays.
You have to see the birthday to meet.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Happy birthday, thank you.

Speaker 15 (14:48):
It's not till twenty sixth. I'm going to Europe tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh my gosh, how fun.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well you really are a traveling hygienist. Those people Europe
their teenth cleaned more than.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Ever, have the best birthday drift.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's jen.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Morning, Aquarius?

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Okay, Aquarius, your petty superpower is unfollowing someone but still
watching their stories from a burner account while journaling about
your emotional detachment. You are the CEO of not mad,
just observing.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I have a I have have a great weekend, You
have a great day.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
How about pis Yeah, rich my Pisces. Your petty superpower.
You'll cry while dragging someone and somehow they'll still feel
like the villain. So your petty superpower is poetic vengeance.
You'll write a sad song, prost a cryptic quote, and
then block them on everything except Venmo. How about libras
libra Kyle, you will destroy someone's soul with a compliment.

(15:59):
You're like the kind that's like no, no, I love
that you're not afraid.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
To dress for comfort.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Your petty superpower is being so fake nice. It takes
people three hours to realize that you just bottom.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Them all days. How about Virgo virgos?

Speaker 8 (16:19):
You can clock someone's weakness and point three seconds and
weaponize it like a savage. Your petty superpower is a passive,
aggressive to do list, strategic silence, and a just just
checking intext that ruins someone's whole mood.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, what about for Leo's.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Leo's your petty superpower is remembering what everyone was wearing
during a fight and then holding it against them. We're
gonna clap back at you and be like, you betrayed
me in a Forever twenty one top?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Are you serious on it? We keep receipts in HD
with timestamps.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I like your outfit right now.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
You look really and you look really at your makeup,
your glasses, your hat is yeah, rebrand, Peyton rebrand is
from New York.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
No, it's actually funny.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
I was like doing a Day in the Life vlog
earlier this morning, and I made a prediction. I was like,
my prediction is that Grant's gonna tell me that I
look really cool and he likes my outfit.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
But I was wrong, John Jay, you were the one.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
That did it.

Speaker 16 (17:11):
I was gonna say, Peyton, it's nice, she came to
work comfortable today.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I seen it from the from the waist up, and
it looks like she's wearing a cool shirt and an
the Yankee cap.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
But is there something that what are you wearing? Sweats?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Geez?

Speaker 16 (17:24):
Also, it kind of like, if you just see the
top half of Peyton, it looks like pajamas.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
It looks like cool. Oh, like a grad shirt, pajamas.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
I thrift did this from Goodwill for like four dollars,
so I'm sure it's some old man shirts.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, it looks good. I think that really happened.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I think you looked great.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I was gonna say that for you're about half hour
agoes out. I thought you looked really, really good. So
what happened? Granted the studio? Because Grant has a podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Called a Terrible Person.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Terrible Person and there's not a better name for you
in your podcast.

Speaker 16 (17:51):
Yeah, it's it's my wife and I and it's basically
a couple's therapy. We've been doing it for five years
and we haven't really resolved our issues yet. But we
were on the discussion of Crumble cookies. You know, the
big collab this week is the Kardashians. Obviously they're special cookies,
and we knew that Kyle and Peyton both had those
cookies this week. So Caitlin had a gift card and

(18:14):
she was like, should we go to Crumble? And I said,
let's call Kyle and Peyton. Of course, Peyton didn't answer.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
I was busy hanging out with Kevin Duran, Yeah, John Jays.

Speaker 16 (18:21):
So basically we got we called Kyle and she called
us back and we got these really sweet clips because
apparently we called during bedtime.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Your point of view, Kyle, what happened?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
So I am in the midst of the kids just
took showers and baths and we are like getting ready
for bed, like I'm brushing ADDIE's hair, We're doing all
the things, and it's always chaos because for some reason,
right around bedtime is when they get the most energy.
So I had actually missed the call and Addie was like,
it's Grant, Grant's calm. I'm like, answer it, answer it,

(18:54):
and she's like she comes to the phone and like
the phone call had already dropped, and so we called
back and I was like, what's up, Grant?

Speaker 16 (19:01):
But we captured something in real time that was very
cool because you know, Mi Kyle's a great mom, and
I think part of being a great mom is hiding
things from your kids. And apparently she didn't tell her
kids that she had the Crumble cookies, and you get
to hear Addison find out that not only did she
have the Crumble cookies, she didn't bring any home for Addison.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
So that's what clip one is.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I would want to try all of them if I
were you, but.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
But your mom did you dirty? Addison?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Also, yes, you can go play baseball.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's clip one.

Speaker 16 (19:45):
Hearing the realization and how sad Addison was is clip one.
Clip two is just just a nice clip of some
mother daughter bonding here.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
So I'm excited for next week's Crumble collab.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I know, I wondered what else would we like to
see as a Crumble coact.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Kanye West?

Speaker 17 (20:04):
Oh, okay, yeahs like that one?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
What's up Anson?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, you're singing Kanye right now?

Speaker 16 (20:17):
So yeah, basically, there's there's about a ten minute conversation
and those were.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
You know, two of the fact that like, oh, Grant,
Kaitlin are never gonna call me a gag because it
was such chaos getting an answer out of me, everything
going on.

Speaker 16 (20:29):
Kyle actually talked for about four minutes without actually saying
yes or no on what.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Was funny about Kyle still because you call her at
the evening, you could hear her. You know, she's like, hello, grit, Yeah,
her voice gets so deep in the afternoon, I'm trying
to put my kids to bed. Put the low sit
in the basket. Anyway, Uh, what if you got for life?
By the way, your podcast is available on iHeart a
Terrible Person. This episode came out today. All right, what
do you have for life? Hack?

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Coming up, Briach, We're gonna share a couple of body
hacks that actually work.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Science has confirmed.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Stacks and hacks and got Kesha tickets and Chainsmoker tickets.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
All that's coming up John Day and rich.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Or throws the shade.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
Oh you called John, Jay and rich made seven seven nine.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have sax information. Rich
has life hacks. You guys know, like a while ago
there was a there was like a kind of a
debate is it a gift or is it a jiff?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Right, there's still a debate. I think people just you know,
I think it's.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I think it's Jeff, But everyone thinks it's gift because
it's g if and it looks like it should be
said that way.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
But when it comes to AI, artificial intelligence, AI is AI? Right? Yeah, Well,
during a panel President Trump's Education chief Linda McMahon, who
I believe is Vince McMahon's wife, right.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
O, daughter or something? No, I think it's she referred
to AI as something else.

Speaker 18 (21:46):
There is a school system that's going to start making
sure that first graders or even pre ks have a
one teaching you know, every year, starting you know that
far down into grades. And that's just a that's a
wonderful thing. Wasn't all that long ago? That is, we're
going to have internet in our school?

Speaker 14 (22:01):
Woo.

Speaker 18 (22:01):
Now, okay, let's do see a one and how and
how can that be helpful? How can it be helpful
in one on one instructions?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Everyone gets stack sauce.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I know, I was like she was she was hungry, guys.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
According to research. The so called panic percentage where people
start worrying about their cell phones charge is I mean
rich is like ninety eight percent?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
You start panicking anybody else?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
What do you think when you start panicking?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
I start panicking at like fifteen percent. Like when it
gets read.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's living life faster.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
Through I say, like, when it gets to five percent,
I'm like, I need to get my charger.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Five percent. So it's in red two. Yeah, I'm in
red two here. It's just thirty eight percent. Most people
say they're thirteen percent, say they're unfazed until it's under
ten percent.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Every time Peyton sends me a screenshot, I can see
her batteries. Like at three percent, I'm like, you need
to charge our phone.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Coachella starts today. Don't be too jealous if you're not there.
A poll found festivals leave us exhausted and dehydrated, especially
with a high of one hundred and three degrees there
to be miserable.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
And you could just stream it from your couch you want.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I just start at five hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Sixty percent of using Coachella's payment plan system this year.
That's why I prefer the iHeartRadio Music Festival, which is
indoors and air conditioning in a much better festival. Tomorrow's
Nashal Grilled Cheese Day, New pols Is. Seventy percent of
us say they prefer our toast level of grilled cheese
to be golden brown. There's a new mashup food that

(23:23):
I will not try. It's a place in a seafood
place in Charleston, South Carolina, is selling moisters, a mashup
of oysters and s'mores that sounds so gross. A guy
in China showed up at the er with a fungal
infection in his lungs. He got it from sniffing his
own smelly socks after word.

Speaker 12 (23:44):
With people.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
But I get it because I like to smell my
smelly socks. I always smell a mount. I go, no,
it's pretty good. He must be doing it for hours.
A study found engaging in a little sexy time right
before bed can help you sleep better. It can involve
a partner or not a partner the whole test. But
women sleep better more than men when they do a
little sexy time, which I think is I said that
article to my wife.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
She immediately she has not responded. She has not responded.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
And by the way, we addressed all that sexy time
stuff in the couple's podcasts that drops on Sunday on
our on demand channel which we got for Life acts.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
A few body hacks that work, like you just heard
about the doing it before bedtime. In fact, Kyle and
three two three said going outside, or even if you
can't go outside, imagine that you're in nature and your
anxiety will drop. Well, here's another one. If you're nervous,
you can pinch your nose kind of freaked out about something,
pinch your nose. It actually redirects blood to your brain.

(24:39):
Not hold your breath, just pinch it and you can
calm down by that. Now, to boost energy, the best
thing to do if you're at work is splash cold
water on your face in the bathroom and then walk
down the hall really fast a few times and you
will get instant energy. And if you have a stuffy
nose out of nowhere without a cold just put an
ice cube and press it against the roof of your
mouth with your tongue. That life hack, those life hacks

(25:01):
and many more can be fund at John Jane.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Rich dot com.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
I'm so glad you're here as the person who currently
occupies your attention.

Speaker 17 (25:08):
I would like to thank you for listening to John
Jane Rich.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Paul Is at eight seven seven nine three seven one
oh four seven or shoot is a tax text jj
R whatever your message to nine six eight nine three.
We were just talking to Tennis. She said she found
out she has some really good news today to want
to share. What's the good news, Tanna?

Speaker 19 (25:27):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (25:27):
Yeah, So I just wanted to announce that we've been
fostering miss Gemma, your golden doodle that you announced about
a week ago that we would like to officially adopt
her into our family.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh are you asking my permission? Do you already run
it through the people at love Pop.

Speaker 13 (25:44):
I have not run a due to be roll pup,
but we.

Speaker 12 (25:46):
Just know it.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Isn't she special?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That Doug?

Speaker 13 (25:51):
She is so so sweet and I just have to
share that. You know, we lost my mom suddenly about
two years ago, and she always her family symbol was
always a white dove and Gemma and Hebrew. I looked
it up and it actually means dove or the white
winged bird. So I almost feel like she's kind of

(26:12):
interchanneling to cut that everything's gonna be okay, and that
she's here.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Whoaw, I got some goosebumps on that that's meant to be.

Speaker 13 (26:21):
Yeah, yeah, so, and I haven't seen sometimes I see
like a white dove lying here and there, very rare,
but I haven't seen one in a while, and I
haven't gotten the best of news related to my health.
So I feel like that's just her. She's coming to
me and she's like, Hey, it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a good omen. Isn't a song too, just like
a white dove?

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah, that's Stevie Nick you're talking about. And beyond wing
dove here, Well, that's discience.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I don't think you're bad for this gem Maybe that's yeah,
Jemma is saying that you're not ready for this, Chelsea.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Yet, your mama is telling you that perhaps you are ready.
You are ready.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well, Tanna, that's great news. She's a beautiful dog. We
got we also, you know, we have a frenchie too.
By the way, you know that today is National pet Day.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, it is congratulations, you know.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I I know that, like I kind of started the
love pup thing, and I'm kind of involved. I mean,
I'm very involved, but I you know that I actually
approve all adoptions. That's my one of my jobs. So
they haven't asked me yet if Tanna could have the dog. So, so,
whoever you're talking to, are you talking to Tara there?
Are you talking to Blake? I'm okay, Well I give
you a thumbs up. Yeah you seem great.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
Oh, thank you so much. My kid's lover. We got
a six year old and a three year old and
they absolutely love her. And then we have an eight
year old Aussie doodle and she's she's adopting so well.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
With her awe doodle. That's kind of cool. Well, doodles
are great.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, Tanna, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Thank you so much for listening, and send pictures after
your adopt her.

Speaker 13 (27:51):
Absolutely we'll do. Thanks you guys have a great one.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
We adopted this dog. You know, it was going to
be for love pop, but we ended up keeping it.
It's Pablo, you know from Kyle's Fi Law. And this
dog is so out of control but so beautiful and
we love him so much, but he like Finally, I've
tried to Blake for I don't know a year.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
This dog needs training, right, and finally I came.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Finally, like Pablo's hasn't been home for the last five days,
Like where's Pablo. She's like, he's getting training. You wanted training.
And Judy, our babysitter, was like, I can train this dog.
He's such a great dog. But what's funny is all
the other dogs are sad without Pablo. Yeah, you can
see it.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
You can see they're kind of like, wo's Bablo.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's so sad. Yeah, but anyway, Oh, by the way,
on Sunday, Week three of the couple's podcast drops right,
and it was Blake and I Blake and I did
it yesterday. And if you go to uh where you
subscribe to our podcast John J. And Ridge on demand,
it'll drop Sunday automatically, so or you can find it
yourself on Sunday and wherever podcasts are, but easier on

(28:53):
the iHeartRadio apps for free. But I wanted to play
a little piece of the podcast just she was here
two seconds, my wife in the studio. Let's see, you've
been here two seconds. You've complained about the clock, then
having a battery, you complained about my parking.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I complained that the mic sand thing is upside down.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Mike flag because you were sitting at Kyle's chair.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Come and I feel like I want to clean this
place up and organize it. That she's not wrong, She's
not wrong.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
She's in here like all disgusted by this studio.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
I love that she brought up like Kyle's Mike Flagg
because when Kadeem and I recorded ours in here, he
sat in your chair too, and he had lots of
problems with.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Your microf even know how it gets upside down. It's
funny because she brought it up.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
She brought up by upside down and I go, I
don't know why it is upside down, but it doesn't affect.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What's happening here.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Like it's not like she can't Oh my god, I
can't do this interview because I have.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Gotten so used to the filth. Like if you really
look around, it's like there is stuff everywhere that should
not be in here, but it's just our daily life,
like we're used to it. But if you just walk
into this room, you're like, wow, this is so this
is it?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Huh.

Speaker 16 (30:00):
You said there's stuff in here that shouldn't be in here,
like a treadmill, but.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I mean there's a refrigerator there too.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Yeah, refrigerators to the naked eye, you've got a treadmill
facing a refrigerator. No, I look at what you guys, Yeah,
because that's what happened. John is like, did you brink cake?
Did you bring cake? I'm like, no, it's not cake.
It's a sandwich to me.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
The things that are in here, like the treadmill and
the couch and the ottoman, don't bother me. What bothers
me in here is like, we've had this studio since
day one, day one, this has been a giant heator studio.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
How did that wall get stained?

Speaker 20 (30:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
How?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like?

Speaker 14 (30:37):
What?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
How did everything in here get so like? That's what
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Because people would throw their bananas against the wall into
the trash can and Nick.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Plays that what's in the box game, and that gets
gross and sticky and smelly.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
We've had goats looking at this all wrong.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Those aren't stained their memories.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
What a great line that used to be on the
door where you walk. These These are stains the memory Blake,
Blake can chill out.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Little Kyle unflood dash underneath it. He said, you know
that the quote is attributor.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
We had we had I brought this person up now
like three times. Man, we had Lydia, who is a
producer for the Mojo Show in Detroit, sit in and
watch us to the show and not if you guys
caught me, but I kept telling her over and over
again that we were in the process of moving studios.
And that's why I look like this anyway.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I wanted to play a couple of things I wanted
this is.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
There's a there's a YouTuber who went viral for a
couple of mashups he made, and now he did this
one mashup and now other people are starting to copy
the mashups and they're calling it yacht grunge.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You know yacht rock, you know grunge.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
So this is a song called come as the Cat,

(32:03):
Jump as You.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yes is a.

Speaker 16 (32:12):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (32:13):
Friend?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yes, friend is a.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Pretty good.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Sure it's not bad. Pol m's again, Yes friend is
that's perfect?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I mean they got some of that just right on.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I know, I know I need to like that. Also,
for some reason, I don't know why, but for some reason,
this next thing reminds you of Kyle. Maybe it's because
we talk about how you have got long arms and
how flexible you are. But this woman has broken they
give us book rule. I could for have the largest
mouth on her mouth is like trying that video and
takes this like like seven uh Burger Decker Burger just

(33:08):
puts it in her mouth. But also the way she
grew up because she's got lots of siblings. Could you
have lots of siblings? So listen what she says.

Speaker 17 (33:16):
I kind of have always known that I have a
very tall mouse.

Speaker 14 (33:19):
As a little kid, I had seven siblings, and as
kids do, we used to put stuff in our mouths
all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
And it always confused me when people.

Speaker 12 (33:27):
Are like, oh, light bulbs are you know, don't put
them in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
They get stuck.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
But they never got stuck in my mouth.

Speaker 14 (33:32):
People look at that and they think that's something that
really exists.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I wonder if I can do that. I think cog
fit a light bulb in her mouth.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
I don't know, so I'm wondering if her jaw like detaches.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
I don't want to see the video. The visual I
have in my face is alarming.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Act it makes it because the Hamburger looks so good.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
It does. I always switch carries. We got Bryce on hold.
It says here that her friend is getting too comfortable.
Let's find out what that means. After a little John
no no No, Hello, Bryce.

Speaker 12 (34:08):
Good morning, Hi, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
How are you good.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (34:13):
Yeah, So one of my girlfriends needed a place to stay.

Speaker 14 (34:17):
I lived with two other girls, so it was perfectly fine,
and it's like a roommate situation.

Speaker 12 (34:21):
It's perfectly fine with me. So her, the girlfriend that wanted.

Speaker 14 (34:25):
To stay with us, actually had an apartment situation getting
sorted out.

Speaker 12 (34:29):
So it was perfectly fine for us for her to
stay on my couch for a few days, and my
roommates were fine with it, so we let it happen. Well,
one night she goes out and it's about two am.

Speaker 19 (34:42):
She comes back and I wake up to this loud
headboard hitting sex sounds, and I.

Speaker 12 (34:53):
Was completely mortified. My roommates were texting me from their rooms,
like what the fs is going on? And I he
had no idea, and so I told my roommates texted
them back. I was like, I don't know what's going on. Anyways.
The next morning comes, the guy's gone, and the girls
who came over to stay over our house. We haven't

(35:14):
spoken her since then.

Speaker 14 (35:15):
I have not spoken to her since that happened, and
she doesn't understand why all of.

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Us are upset. But am I crazy?

Speaker 14 (35:24):
Because I just think it's basic respect, especially if you're
staying at somebody's house, to ask if you want to
bring somebody over, not just to turn my living room
into a hookup spot.

Speaker 12 (35:36):
Am am I crazy? Am I over reacting?

Speaker 6 (35:38):
How good a friend are you, guys?

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Is this like one of your childhood bessies? Is this
just someone that you know through work? Like how are
you guys connected? And what's your relationship? Because I think
that does matter.

Speaker 12 (35:49):
We're childhood best friends.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Okay, See if my childhood best friend brought a guy
over in the middle of the night, I mean I
would expect her to shoot me a text, but I
probably wouldn't care.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I would be like, all right, girl, you go.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
To be mad because my roommates were bothered by it,
and like, yeah, that sort of relationship. It's like, hey, dude,
you know better, Like yeah, I got to sound somewhere
for you to do that where you weren't disruptive to everyone,
or maybe just like don't be so loud.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Like yeah, who's the guy?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
What a stud?

Speaker 6 (36:16):
I knew you were right?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
What I don't understand is your friend's going It sounds
like there's a lot of sex going on in a
living room. What's going on? I don't know what's going on.
I hear moaning and screaming and yelling and passion. I
don't know what.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Let me open my door and look, let me look
into it.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Oh wow, do you think that's going on? You probably
don't want to open the door and look.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I want to be whoa sorry, I mean way, whoa whoa? Hey,
I just for me. I don't think it's that big
of a deal just yet.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
If it happens like now, as a family man and
someone stays over and they bring over a straight in
my living room. But if you're still single and in
your twenties and you're living life and you bring somebody home,
I feel.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
That same way to you? Do I do?

Speaker 8 (36:58):
I do feel that same way. And of course, you
know you want to respect the roommates. But I think,
like I said, if it was my childhood Bessie, you
go girl.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
So, but you haven't talked to her since though you
said right right, I have not spoken to her since
she left, and my roommates and I are so very upset.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
With her skills. She wants to know why we're all upset.

Speaker 14 (37:20):
But like I had mentioned before, I just think it's
basic respect to ask to bring.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
Somebody over, especially when you're living at my house for free.
I did for her as a favor. I just feel
like she should have given me that same respect.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Did you got to tell her that?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I mean it's like she's sitting there going, I don't
understand why everyone's so mad at me?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Or have you told her?

Speaker 8 (37:40):
And she just thinks you're being dramatic about it and
it's not that serious.

Speaker 12 (37:44):
I have not spoken to her. I'm thinking about doing.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
So you should.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's your best friend.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
You should talk to her.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
That's relationship worth talking through.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
I agree, if your childhood best friends, that's like your sister,
So that shouldn't be a hard conversation for you to
get into.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
You. Where are you right now? Bryce?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I hear a lot of action in the background. What's
going on?

Speaker 12 (38:05):
Tall bathroom? There are people outside of the like in
the hallways.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Basically, Yeah, you're in the You're in the bathroom right now,
on the toilet.

Speaker 19 (38:17):
No no no, no, no, no no no no no,
standing up in front of the sink, what.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
A visual though, Bryce, just calling us, just sitting on
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I'm glad you were, like I need.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
All right, Well, Bryce, thanks for calling it. Thank you
so much for listening.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Thank you Bye bye, Blush plush your hands.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
Byeye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
John, Dear Rich Maureen, Maureen, thank you so much for
holding I appreciate that. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
You're on the air high Bye.

Speaker 21 (38:53):
So I'm I'm a freaking out, but I'm trying not
to and I just need some outside perspective. So this
morning I went to open chattopte on our home computer,
and I realized that my husband is using it like
a lot, and not for fun stuff for recipes or planning.

Speaker 17 (39:14):
Or anything like that.

Speaker 21 (39:15):
He's been using it almost like a private search engine.
And I see he's asked for some marital advice, which
I mean, I guess is fine.

Speaker 17 (39:24):
A lot of people do that.

Speaker 12 (39:26):
But then I also see he's.

Speaker 21 (39:28):
Been looking at state alimony laws. And now I'm sitting here, like,
do I ask him about it? Do I pretend like
I didn't see it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I mean, I know what wasn't.

Speaker 17 (39:39):
Meant for me to see.

Speaker 21 (39:40):
But at the same time, it kind of feels like
I stumbled onto his diary and it's low key kind
of scary.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, sounds like.

Speaker 21 (39:49):
Yeah, I mean I don't know if like, is he
planning something or was it just random curiosity spiral. I
know I do random searches sometimes too, So I don't
know if I should bring it up and pretend like
everything's fine or I don't know. Just what would you do.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
In that situation?

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Does it say I'm asking for a friend? He could
be asking for a friend if he's asking GPT.

Speaker 17 (40:10):
No, I mean it just it just he just typed it.

Speaker 21 (40:12):
And you know what what the state alimony laws?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
This isn't gonna sound so stupid, but what is state alimony.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
If you get divorced, Like what you when having to
pay your spouse?

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Okay, I'm like, my age is showing, like so in
some states it's like fifty to fifty whatever you doesn't
matter how long you are married, that you just split.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Everything fifty to fifty okay, And so whatever your income is,
it's fifty percent of that I'm following.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
So it's like basically what you get in the divorce.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
So he's one to know.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Here's Marie going, why is he searching up what I'm
going to get in the divorce unless you're right, I mean,
I'm like so big on communication. This is your husband,
Like this could potentially be a huge problem or it
could be a total Like, man, his friend's going through
issues and he's trying to get information from him, and
you won't know, and you'll keep spiraling until you have

(41:00):
that conversation with him. Like maybe it's nothing, but like,
if it is something, I want to address a head
on with you, because like we should be best friends,
we should be able to talk about anything and everything.
So what's going on with this?

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Keep in mind, like if you were to look at
Kyle's search bar, just if you didn't have the context
of this show the stuff she looks up that we
talk about here in this room, you would think that, yeah,
it's pretty best stuff. But as soon as you have
that conversation, you might have be know, oh, we're just
talking a couple of my buddies and I was looking
up something because they asked.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It could be that yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 (41:33):
I mean I really hope that it's nothing obviously, Like
I mean, you know, I watch.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Crime document and things.

Speaker 21 (41:38):
Like that, Like I search things often that probably would
be startling, but I also don't want to be totally
caught off guard if he's really.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
Like things have been, thing has been fine.

Speaker 21 (41:52):
So I don't know, I think anything either.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
He's trying to figure things out whatever the advice was,
I mean outside of you know, alimony, because he's probably
trying to do the research. But also it looks like
he's asking for advice, he's trying to fix the marriage
or for whoever he's searching for. But here's what I
didn't know. You can go to chat schipute see the
history whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh yeah, yeah you can't.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I'm in my chat GPT right now. It has like
a sidebar with everything you've searched in the previous seven
days yea, even on your phone.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
On your phone too, What do you look at for that?
I got to see because I thought you were a little.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Of captions for Instagram post like where.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Do you see the like for? For what I was
gonna say is like I thought you were going to say,
my husband's using chat shipy T and now he can't
think for himself.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Because that's how I think I'm I feel like that's
the way we're all headed.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I used chat SHBYT three Times yesterday and it was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I could tell one of them because I read it. Yeah,
it makes me sound so much smarter, it does.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
And I think I, even though I chastised you in
my head for using chat GPT, I think you influenced
the opinion of others that read your.

Speaker 17 (42:58):
Because like words things so eloquis perfect.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I go, hey, I need to respond to this message,
and I need to do it like with a sense
of humor or I need to do it like serious
or whatever. And it does.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I'm like, yeah, my god. And then I'm like, after
I get it, I'm like, thank you so much. You're incredible.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
You have to say totally to like write a like
letter to the school about all the things that I
want them to change. And I wrote it and then
it sounded really kind of stupid, and then it wrote
it and it used like all these studies that back
up what I was saying. I was like, that's what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Now I find my search. My search is like, uh,
respectfully declining something. And then I wrote, uh, turn me
into a cartoon graffiti tag meeting, I did say, sorry,
somebody graffitied our backyard.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh yeah, I thought you did talk.

Speaker 17 (43:46):
You did bring that inside your backyard the back wall
in our backyard.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Someone graffitied it. And that's what I use as an
April fools a joke to get my wife off based
off of that. But it really happened.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And then I went back to go look at it
and someone cleaned it up.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Oh wow, what a nice criminal.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Like I shouldn't have done that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
But I mean if you if you went up and
you were like looking at Blake's history on accident and
all of a sudden she's looking up alimony, marital advice, you,
I think that would be cause for concerns.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
My my search is say yelling versus loudness, foot model
showcase humor.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
That is, oh here love an apology message?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah yeah wow, oh here cool comment for son burnt
skin blow up. Okay, I know where I went with
that one. Anyway, twenty twenty five goal setting guide mort
that's about me.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Let's get into you, well, I think with Maureen situation
and you too. I mean, I don't know if you
feel this way. If it was on chat GPT, it's
not like he had a secret Google tab open that
he was trying to hide from you like. I think
if he was trying to be super secretive about it,
then you'd have something to be a little bit more
concerned about.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
But if you just talk to him, like Kyle said,
you should be good.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Unless he's like John Jay and didn't realize that the
history is right.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
There criticism responding, what this is golf club vision?

Speaker 6 (45:15):
You know you can click on it and see what
you did, but then he's back in my history.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I can't, so I click on it now. I know
what I mean. I saw a guy in Hawaii and
he had a golf club and he had a bird
on the golf club, like a big like a big parrot.
It was a macaw. And I was like, uh, like
what is that? What does that mean? And so I
put in I was bored that day, relaxing trip right there,

(45:46):
looking for something funny to post about this video like
I had a vision anyways, stupid anyway, All right, Maureen,
good luck to you, God bless hello bird. All of
her sent me a d M and I was like,
all you asked that question on there. It's a lot
to answer on the DM. So what's your question, Oliver?

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Oh yeah, good morning. I just was going through some
dating apps the other day, right, because that's the world
that we live in, and everybody likes to put fissures
with their friends on their dating apps. And what seems
to happen is sometimes you'll match with somebody and'll be like,
I don't know if I can date this person because

(46:26):
I'm more attracted to their friends. So my question is,
on a scale of one to ten, you know, how
reasonable is it to shoot your shot at their friend
through a dating app?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
That's pretty wild because it's like you don't really have
any loyalty to that person yet, because it's not like
you've hung out with them and haven't made an emotional
connection yet.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
I mean, it's kind of messed up. But I kind
of also feel like maybe fair game.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
So you would send the DM or you send a
message going hey, we're not right for each other.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
But that's on the right.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I don't think you go about it that way.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
How do you do it?

Speaker 11 (47:05):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
I think you have to do recon and find out
who that person.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
You say, hey, tell me about what this picture is,
who are your friends? Who are you with?

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Like that kind of thing, and then you can do
a little recon because that friend could be totally married.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
I feel like that's messy to do it like that though,
Like you just have to do your own investigative work,
get on Instagram, Facebook and figure it out, because if
you try to say, hey, oh who are you with?

Speaker 6 (47:25):
What are they like? Like that just makes you seem
that much more shady of a human.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
No, it's gonna be messy no matter why. Because let's
say you do finally reach out to someone. Let's say
you do your own research, you find out who her
friend is, and you you make a connection. You know
her friend is going to see you and go, oh
my god, I match with that guy.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh yeah, So on a scale of one to ten,
you said, how okay is it to shoot your shot
at their friends in their pictures?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
So what was on your mind when you said that?

Speaker 20 (47:53):
Like?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Who? Like, how would you do it?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
And now that we gave you a couple of different examples.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh man, I don't even know. I'm so, I don't
even know why we live in a culture where people
shoot their shot and d ms personally because it works sometimes.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Here's how I looked at it, like this, when you
ask you a question, I looked at it like it's
the new version. It's the digital version of like you're
out at the club and there's a you're with a
group of guys there with a group of girls, and
you like this one girl, but she doesn't like you,
she likes your friend. I mean, I think we've all
been in that situation. Or you like the friend and
you're so it's like it's just a digital version us.
You got to figure out how to shoot your shot
in a classic way where I guess you don't look.

(48:27):
And also, if you're the person posting the picture with
your friends, don't post your hot friends.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
You should only post pictures of yourself.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
And all my.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Pictures are usually me and rich. You're safe looking one, right, hey, Oliver.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
The one thing you could do, Oliver, is if you
if you really start a relationship with this person, you
find out that the dating person is more of your
friend anyway, they might have a friend that they can
hook you up with if there's no there's no harm
in having friends that are of the opposite sex.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
You know, and then not have to turn in a relationship.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
So maybe if you come in like that first, you
might realize that maybe you hooked up with them for
the right reason.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Maybe there is something between you and the dating app
person or not.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
With that, well, good luck, Oliver send his pictures while
these hot friends. I'll do my best, all right, brother,
I have a gret day. Thank you for listening next
to the DM of course, John Jay and rich So

(49:39):
Blake and I taped a couple of podcasts. A couple's
podcasts is going to drop on Sunday. And a lot
of the questions were on Instagram. I mean, you know,
there was like I asked me a question and you
swipe up and I did it. I was reading the
questions up until the moment we start taking the podcast,
and now I'm looking at and there's like a whole cause,
you know, the it's a story that stays up twenty
four hours. I have all these other questions on here
that are just great questions that Blake, how do you

(50:01):
handle all of John Jay's quirks? You know, how do
you guys think about Kemp's girlfriend? How old are you
when he got married? Did you guys ever consider adopting
and going through fertility issues? There's all these great questions.
Blake doesn't have a public Instagram, does she doesn't bother
you that you share so much. I'm so bummed out
that those were great questions I didn't get till now.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Well, now you can do them for the next one,
so you can save that.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Sure, but then i'd have to save them.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And if you know anything about ADHD and auto, which
is brought up in the podcast, yeah, I will not
be I'll screenshot to save it unless Payton you can
save them and remind me.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Yeah, because we'll be able to go into our archives,
so they'll still be there.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
The chist Okay, good. I want to get into something
that has to do with health because I was a
little concerned Peyton when I heard about what you found
in your house in your car. Where was it?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
It was in my car.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
It was actually so so embarrassing and honestly mortifying. I
was getting my car detailed and the guy that was
detailing my car sent me a picture of something that
he found, and I was like, Oh, he found my
ring that I'd lost all those months ago.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
I was so excited.

Speaker 8 (51:05):
No, when I opened up this text message, you guys,
rich are gonna be so grossed out. There was literally
probably I don't know, four or five inches of mold
white fuzzy mold all carpet in the.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Passages, garden of mushrooms growing in your back seat.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
It was so gross.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I was like how how?

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
He had said that it smelled like coffee, So maybe
I had coffee in there that spill over that I
just didn't notice, But so gross.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Isn't mold like really really bad?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
But he's so sick.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I didn't really, I mean I didn't.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Realize that it was. You can't have allergies for life
from you.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
He said though, that he knew as soon as he
sat down in my car, And like, that's just so
embarrassing because I didn't smell anything.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
He knew from sitting and smelling.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
It just from sitting and smelling. He was like, there's
mold in this car. And then he found it.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh my god, did he get rid of like is
it gone?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Like is it dead?

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Like sanitized my vents and everything.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
So I was fine, but he did give me a
little psa though, for all the moms out there that
if like the baby formula or the milk spills, that
you got to make sure that you get your car
detailed or get one of those little green machine vacuums
and get that up because the mold can be really
bad for you and your baby, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
I was like, I gotta let people know that because
I didn't know that I.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Had this h I had this horrible smell in my
car for a while, and I was like, I couldn't
figure out what it was, and I looked around and
I didn't see anything. I guess I didn't look around
well enough, because it was it was like a sippy
cupful of milk that had like gone spoiled, and it was.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
So it was so bad like recently, so it's like
eight years old.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
No, I mean this was when Addie was a toddler. Okay, so,
but but I like that smell seems so fresh in
my mind because it was so bad, Like.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
It's so right.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
That actually reminds me of one time when I was
in high school. I was like a junior in high school,
and my car in high school was way worse than
how it is now as an adult. I would literally
just throw everything in there. And I had this smell
in my car and it was in there for like
eight months, and I couldn't figure out what it was.
My car had been clean you, guys, I opened up
my trunk and I left like Philiberto.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Was in the road. These are so good though.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, but to have a smell eight months later is impressive.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Why was my trunk? Why are there three rolled tacos
in the back of my trunk?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Also, Kyle having a sippy cup, You take the sippy
cup and you throw it out right, But you had
molds growing, mold spurs growing, like in your carpet. Like
that's a that's it's definitely like if anything happens to
you and you're like, man, its like some of my lungs,
I can't breathe. That's the mold. Probably, like we really
know what's couldn't caused a problem. We're just waiting for
the problem.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Now.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Yeah, here's the picture so you guys can see the mold.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Wow did you post that?

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Is that was it the part? Because did it kind
of like go underneath the seat a little?

Speaker 8 (53:57):
I think that I think so possibly, or maybe it
was just I don't go on the passenger side.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I am not a passenger princess in my car. I drive,
so I don't know how it got there, but it's
pretty gross.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
I gotta get you like some rubber masks too that
you know, stuff just floats on top and so it
seeps in.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
So we got a lot of entertainment news to get to.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Compey and spill the Tea on Edge, Sharon Jelly Roll,
Hallie Bailey, and some Kardashian stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
We're gonna get to all that stuff coming up next,
John Y and Rich.

Speaker 16 (54:23):
Don't drunk dial your ex drunk dial us call our John,
Jay and Rich Trunk dial.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Line six two eight eight eight, nineteen thirty three. Get
some entertainment news, some sad news in the Euphoria world again.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Eric Dane has been diagnosed with als You guys remember
the als ice bucket challenge, just raising awareness for this
disease that does not have a cure that we know
of yet. It's a progressive degenerative disease that breaks down
the nerves in your body, weakens your muscles, basically eventually
causing paralysis, impacting patient's ability to breathe and speak more.

(54:55):
It is fatal. It's a fatal diagnosis, but it's a
progressive one. So right now, as of now, Eric Dane
is scheduled to hit the set of Euphoria next week.
He says it's not going to impact his plans. He's
going to try to not let it affect his life.
But at this point, that's the diagnosis.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
That's so sad.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
That's sad, and like when it is his time, I
just know people are just going to be pulling up
all of the Gray's anatomy stuff because it's like we
already saw him go once and.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
That broke all of our heart.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I know, well, I don't dined anatomy, died what?

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Yes, he's at four from the hospital.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Oh, I didn't go that far.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Season four. I think season one when.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Eddy died.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
One or two.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I got there after.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
We see.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Kylie Jenner Peyton. You said, is regretting something.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Yeah, she's regretting what she wore to the Golden Globes.
And I thought this was pretty funny too, because it's
like I feel like we all have those moments where
we look.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Back in time and it's like, why would.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
You wear that?

Speaker 6 (55:59):
Why would you?

Speaker 20 (56:00):
That?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Wasn't it like a gold outfit?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
It was like, I feel like it was pretty you know,
I have to google it.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Kiley Chilber, but.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
She was on the Kardashians and she was saying how
she had all of her cleavage out, and she's like,
it was very bouby'd that on at the Golden Globes
with my most.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Globesous Well, speaking of the Kardashian what's up with Chloe?

Speaker 17 (56:22):
So it was.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Reported I think almost a year ago, maybe even longer,
that her ex husband Lamar Odom had created a blow
up doll in her likeness because he has been very
open about how he would like to get Chloy Kardashian back,
She's not having it and so on. Keeping up with
the Kardashians, that topic came up and we got to
hear like Chloe's reaction and how she found out.

Speaker 22 (56:46):
I found out about Lamar's blow up doll. I think
the same way any of us found out. It was
on the internet. Not sure why that's something we are
publicly talking about. Lamar thanks this Chloe, like.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Sext All will be perfect because he could do whatever
he wants with her sexually. No word on how Chloe
feels about this trivia, Oh my goodness, you sound so
demonic and unwell, Chris.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I feel like I feel like that's a little weird,
Like I feel.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
I would not be flattered. I would be disturbed.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Well, let me tell you guys something.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
The producers of the Kardashians got that all worked out,
set it all up, asked me to do this so
they could do this. I'm telling you it's not real
again again.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I know you don't care.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Who can't like just thinking about someone doing that?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I know, I haven't seen this anywhere about Titter Swift.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
This is big so Taylor swhich is taking legal action
against Kanye West. I don't know if he's been pretty
unhinged with his comments. And I think it was yesterday
or the day before he posted about how Taylor Swift
hooked up with Justin Bieber and Harry Styles at the
same time. And now Taylor Swift has filed a cease
and desist against Kanye West, saying this time he's gone
too far. His claims are not just false, they are defamatory.

(58:13):
He I mean, I gave the Safe for Work version
of what Kanye West actually posted about that encounter that
allegedly happened, And then again he said he's still disappointed
that he hasn't hooked up with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 17 (58:26):
He's been on one.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I mean, I don't like I don't know if you've
seen what he's been posting about who he's hooked up
with and all the things. But any names that are
he said he did he hooked up with Madonna and
Ashley Olsen.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yeah, and that's why they got the shout out in
his song and his song in Paris. But like, honestly
he got.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
I's why they got the shout out.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
That was separate.

Speaker 12 (58:51):
That was separate.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
But he talked about when he was hooking up with Madonna,
all she was doing was bragging about who she had
hooked up with. And then he was like, I guess
she likes to brag like me. So but but but
stars like Taylor Swift like don't want the rumor out
that she had a three soome of Justin Bieber and
Harry Styles.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Now, how I have in my head now is you
know what's the older fish full at.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Blocked on or banned from Twitter? Right now?

Speaker 13 (59:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Really? Don't do? Wi gon do we do?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Greg? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (59:24):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Greg?

Speaker 14 (59:26):
So?

Speaker 11 (59:27):
I caught the tail into what you guys are talking
about waxing and then it's a commercial, but.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
I get waxed.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Are you there? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Where are you I met McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
This is just like that, no one call.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Muffin and it's this word emergency. I would be angry.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
The sweet tea regular okay, yeah, unsweetened. Good, he's watching
the show.

Speaker 20 (01:00:00):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I'm done, okay, all right. So you got waxed and
you went to McDonald's.

Speaker 20 (01:00:09):
Yeah, So I get waxed, you know, and I was dirty,
so I thought, man, I really need to clean off,
you know. So I was up by the lake and
I changed my shorts and went took a plunge in
the lake and it was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
It was a little chili and.

Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
I went to my wax wax lady, which there's nothing
wrong with her.

Speaker 20 (01:00:31):
I mean, she's yeah, she's she's good looking. And I'm
looking down and it's like, you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
I said, where in the heck did you go? I
looked like a little turtle head spoken out. I was
so embarrassed only in there and she's trying to wax me,
and it's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
So you had like shrinking Oh yeah, so when you
you know, I get in the co plunge every day
and I experienced and I experienced shrinkage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Whether I'm in the co plunch or not in the
cold plunch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
But I was just curious because if you jumped in
the lake, by the time you get to the waxer,
wouldn't like you be warm and the blood flow going
and whatnot.

Speaker 11 (01:01:12):
Well, it was like October.

Speaker 20 (01:01:14):
It was October and it was cold outside.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I'd never get waxed in October. Guys, All right, well,
enjoy your breakfast. I think that's so cool that you
call this when you go through drive through. Thanks brother,
thanks for listening. Sorry about that commercial. All right, all right, Greg,
go bye bye. That reminds me of something. I have
this friend of mine. I've become friends with this plastic surgeon,

(01:01:36):
this random I've only met. He has a practice where
my gym is and my doctors we see each other.
His name is doctor Hobgood. I don't know you guys
seen him, and apparently he's like really famous and like
celebrities come to him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
And Kyle was talking about the backscraper that her husband.
What was it called, do you remember what it's called?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Oh yeah, it was the man Groomer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Okay, the man Groomer. So doctor Hobgood sends to me
a DM and says, you need to get the backscape.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
If you don't love it, I will buy you dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Oh wow that one.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I want the backscape, but I also do not want
to go to dinner. But I think doctor Hobgood's first class.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Oh that gets even less stars on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Oh really, the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Man got three point four stars. This gets two point nine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
All right, we're gonna play a game. We need a
contestant eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
We got cash to tickets. We still got chance smoker tickets,
so we got but no, no, just catch takes okay,
bag catch you taket. So call us right now while
we wait for a contestant. And she got a DM
from Catherine. She says, when does Severance get good?

Speaker 17 (01:02:42):
I'm on episode five at WTF, the last episode.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Yeah, it's not for everybody, but if you give it
a chance, you will find yourself thinking about it all
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah, but I mean it really doesn't get good till
the last episode, and then you're happy you watched the season.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Very odd that You're absolutely right, Peyton, you all lifeless, right?

Speaker 11 (01:03:01):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
I liked it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Actually, I had to start it over like four times
because I wasn't paying attention and it didn't make sense
to me. But as I watched it all the way through,
I was like, this is a really cute movie. Like
it's predictable. It's predictable, but I feel like it's different
than your average rom com.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
And I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
That girl from Friday Night Lights.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
So Connie Britton and so Sophia Carlson's the name.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
Yeah, she's pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
She's everywhere right now.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I started watching that documentary on kid influencers, Bad Influence.
It's so disturbing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I got about ten minutes in and I just didn't
want to watch anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I got because it's like the sister throwing the other
sister in the bus the grown ups the right, and
I was kind of like, I don't want to see
a sour push sister.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, I mean she's got good reason she get that. Yeah,
she's got good reason.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I looked up the girl. I never heard of her
before the young ones.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Yeah, I think you probably would have known her name
if you had a tween during the pandemic. Who watched YouTube?
She was very big on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I'm telling you, guys, mob Land and Rich got me
on nineteen twenty three, And Kyle, you were a big.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yellowstone fan, right, Yeah, but I think I didn't watch
the last two seasons or whatever whenever they switched from
Paramount Plus.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Yeah, oh so you don't have Paramutplus or you do
have Paramut Plus.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
No, I do now, but they switched it off of
Pyramount Plus onto something else or they plus, and I
didn't have it. I can't remember why, but I didn't
finish the series.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Nineteen twenty three is like a prequel to Yellowstone and
it's so good. It stars Harrison Ford and it's just
it's cool for a bunch of different reasons because it's
like it's you know that Kevin cost is the Yellowstone guy.
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, John Dutton, John Dutton, you know what's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
So to see how it started and stuff. And I mean,
like the one they did with Tim McGraw was too
much of a prequel, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It was eighteen something, eighteen eighty three. Yeah, but that
was so sad and depressing. This is like kind of cool.
There's something really good about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
There's like as a get all emo on you guys,
it's like a really cool love story.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It's like a rom com, Like right, Like I wouldn't
say it's like a rom com.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Well, the part I'm at right now where they're in
Africa and they're falling in love and the way this
girl's get getting married and she's getting married at a
big thing, and I guess it's nineteen twenty three and
in Africa and she meets a guy at a bar
and there's this chemistry right away between the two and
you can tell she's in love with this guy, and
she's like, I don't want to get married, I want
to be with this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
And the way she leaves her fiance to be with
this guy and the way those two fall in love,
I'm like, wow, that is so beautiful. That's where I'm
at right now.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
I'm only going to work really hard to be a
couple too, because only season one, bad stuff happens.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Almost season one, episode four, and I'm like, wow, how
did Taylor Sheridan write all this?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Well, he's pretty good. It's I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
And now the news show that I just started last
night was The John Ham Show on Apple Plus, where
he's like this big time investor that gets fired from
like his New York stock exchange job, and so to
survive and keep his lifestyle, he starts ripping off all
his a whole rich neighbors like breaking into their houses
and ripping them off, and then it turns into a

(01:05:54):
massive crime scene that you kind of uncover as the
season goes on. I think there's two or three of
them out, but I watched the first episode last night.
I found it highly enjoyable. If it's Apple, there's probably
two that are out right, two three.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
I think there's three that sucks when they do that,
I know, but it is like, don't thinep drop the
new episode you watch that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
I didn't watch it this morning, I know, or I
don't know what time on Fridays they drop it. But yeah,
there's a new episode out of as of today.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
All right, Peyton, you ready to play a game?

Speaker 14 (01:06:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I'm ready, Ashley, You ready to play a game?

Speaker 17 (01:06:21):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
I will be playing Peyton.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
We're gonna play Peyton's category.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
So I'm gonna go around the room. I'm gonna give
you guys a category. We're gonna have to go rapid fire.
We're gonna start with you today, Ashley, because I feel like,
our first category is a little tricky, and then we'll
go to John Jay Rich and then you Kyle. You
guys gotta be fast, you gotta be quick, and you
gotta have fun with it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Okay, let's do it for Kesha tickets, all right, Ashley,
starting with you. You gotta be quick on this one.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
The category is celebrities with one name they go buy
one stage name.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Go yeah, turned on whatever you're listening to you can
you turn it out?

Speaker 11 (01:07:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
It's my son.

Speaker 12 (01:07:01):
I'm sorry, that's pain Te pain me.

Speaker 17 (01:07:05):
Yeah, Madonna, Sure, Selena, Ashley, you're next?

Speaker 15 (01:07:11):
Uh duh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Okay, Ronaldo, Rihanna, Brittany Messy, Dave Hosier.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Who's Dave?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Who's the movie?

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
Not having it?

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
You're celebrity and you're like, I don't hear about how
many Daves. I'm just gonna be Dave.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
I'm kind of upset with you guys, and you guys
didn't give me Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Come on, I didn't have another chance.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
So okay, well we will move on to the next category. Ashley.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
You're gonna go after Kyle every single time. So once
you hear Kyle's answer, you're up next. We're gonna start with.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You, John Jay, hold on, actually gotta tell your son
to nip it or kid out me.

Speaker 15 (01:07:57):
Let me turn it down.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Where is he?

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
He's in the car.

Speaker 15 (01:08:04):
Let's see he's so he's just watching a video.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Doesn't care about what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Pausitive video.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
All right, John Jye, We're gonna start with you. Okay.
The category is things that your mom always says.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Go, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Do you want some milk?

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
You're so handsome?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Your father's not your real father.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
I can help.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Ben there, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Gonna drop you off at the orphanage and pretend you
never existed.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Well, how's your day going? Killing me?

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
If you don't go, I'm gonna buzz you on how's
your day going? Because I feel like that's the same
on how are you? And Ashley gave me and how
are you feel? How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
And how's your day going? Or different? But I'll take
the buzz that's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
Okay, Okay, I'm like, I'm gonna put my book down
on it standing down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Ashley, We're gonna start with you right here. Okay, The
category is things that are sticky go.

Speaker 17 (01:09:09):
Maple syrup, tape, gum, honey, a sticker, the.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
Wax.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Oh Rich, I would have taken sticky fingers from your children?

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Would you have also taken great radio content is being sticky?

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Category okay, okay, moving on, We're gonna start with you here, Kyle.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
Okay. The category is things that scream millennial go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Skinny jeans, yes, high heeled blink two craft beer, ankle socks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Jnham Denham, I can see Donaho.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
That's given Millennial Britney spears telling me how high your
child's fever was for three days in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Your Gmail with no numbers behind your name.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Uh oh, come, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Work from home Avocado toast in sync, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Come on, are you here?

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
Jack Street Boys coming in late talking about your pilates
class saved by the bell?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Oh man?

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Oh come on, Ashley, you can't get out for these tickets?

Speaker 13 (01:10:52):
Uh three missing school, missing school?

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
So we'll just give her the ticket she's got, she's distracted.
Just give her the ticket.

Speaker 19 (01:11:00):
I take care of.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
All right, We'll set up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Okay, let her go see Kesha.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Yeah, all right, I want to I wanted to get
into the whole thing speaking of relationships, is the Kadem
thing with the Crumble cookies.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Yeah, so I totally failed as a girlfriend the other day.
So I got a Crumble Cookie gift card a couple
of weeks ago. And I actually usually don't ever go
to Crumble, Like that's not really my choice of dessert.
Like I'm an ice cream girl, not a cookie girl.
So but my boyfriend Kadem loves Crumble cookies. So I
was like, here, you can have this gift card, no problem.

(01:11:37):
And then I get on Instagram and Crumble Cookies has
dropped the Car Gender collab and now I need to
go to Crumble. And so I took the Crumble gift
card back and I bought. I bought all of the
card Gender cookies with the Crumble Cookie gift card that
I took back from him that I gave him. And
then he was really upset with me because not only

(01:11:58):
did I take the gift card from him, I also
didn't bring him back any cookies.

Speaker 17 (01:12:03):
So he had brought in here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Oh that's legit good. Yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Had to look at all of the Crumble cookies that
he couldn't eat. And I also just didn't bring any
back for him, so.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I there were lots left overs. I thought you were
totally taking the box with you.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
No, I gave it. I thought Nick and Grant were
gonna eat them, so I left them here. But he
was not happy with me.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
He's like, so, not only did you take this gift
card back, but you didn't bring me any cookies either,
So I might have pushed back the engagement.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
It's good advice to share the crumble because I upset
my daughter, you upset your boyfriend. If you get crumble,
you better be sharing with your family.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
And then Kyle you so you you were in my
house on Sunday and you were driving your husband's truck.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Yeah. And I think for a week even we've been
talking about bringing this up on the air about what
happened to truck by.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
I felt so bad, and actually he got a little
mad at me because I was actually supposed to show
you what happened. Oh really, And I forgot until I
was like probably thirty minutes away from your house already.
But he was like already having the worst week ever
at work. He was dealing with a lot of drama
with like the company that he runs, So it was

(01:13:15):
it was a big deal. Like we're talking, like news
stations picked up what happened, and so he's trying to
like put out those fires at work and he's having
a pretty stressful time. And you guys know my husband,
he like makes fun of me because I curbed my
car a lot, right, and he just doesn't ever do that,
Like he doesn't get an accidents, he doesn't get speeding tickets,
like he's got perfect driving record and all these things.

(01:13:36):
And so the way he handles stress to me is
amazing because if I had all the things that were
piling on him at the time where this happened, I
think I would have had a mental breakdown. Picture us.
It's an evening where he had to leave work early,
which he probably shouldn't be doing anyways, so that we
could all go to my son's baseball game. We're in

(01:13:59):
a rush because we're of course running late because of me.
We're in the car and he's pulling the truck out
of our driveway. So our driveway when you pull out
of the garage, it has a gate that goes out
into the neighborhood, and the gate opens in towards our house,
towards the garage. So we're pulling out and for whatever reason,

(01:14:20):
the gate didn't fully finish opening, and the truck just
goes right into the gate on my side. And I
looked down and I was like, oh, because he can't
see it yet. I can clearly see the gate like
digging into the side of the truck, and I'm like, oh,
He's like, what just happened. I was like, Oh, the gate,

(01:14:44):
it's in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
The gate is in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Oh no, And he.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Literally says nothing. He calmly backs up a little bit,
the gate opens, and then he just drives to the
game and doesn't say anything. And I'm like, kind of
quiet because I don't want to bring it up and
make it probably worse, because I already know he's ever
enough stress as it is. He takes such great care
of his cars. He comes in my car and he's like,

(01:15:12):
you treat his car like dirt, like it's just dirty inside,
Like I still appreciate it or whatever. But the fact
that now he's driving around a truck that has this
huge car on the side, I know it eats him
up live every single time. And I was like it's okay.
I'll talk to John Jay. He's in with Orlando Auto Bodies,
so I'm pretty sure we could probably get in touch

(01:15:33):
with them and probably get it fixed. And he's like okay,
and I'm just like, how is he not exploding? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
How?

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I mean, you can't buff it out. You can't buff
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
That'll lend it out about it. I've told you they
did my car, in Jake's car, and you can't. It's
like brand new. You can't tell.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Well, I hope. I mean, I think we're gonna have to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
One time, I backed out of my driveway and took
the door off because I have passed.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
The door off. I left it open and forgot right,
and I went to it was a Toyota, and I
took it to a Toyota dealership and it was a
white It was a white Sequoia, and uh, the door
never matched the paint. And it bothered me so much.
I got the argument of the dealership over and over again.
In this Orlando a lot of body, That's what I
was concerned about. Perfect, absolutely perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
He's kind of OCD anyway, Yeah, so it's going.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
To look pact. Yeah, yeah, so I would let's do it.
In fact, I'll take it there myself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Put a couple couple more scratches on it, party on
the way.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
You should get a picture so we can post it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Before I try to take a picture of it and
the picture doesn't do it just oh, it doesn't look
so much worse in person. It looks like just like
like a couple of black marks on a red truck.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
But it's part of the looking iron.

Speaker 17 (01:16:43):
Literally.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yeah, what's come up?

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Three things we need to know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
I'll tell you why you need to invite yourself more often.
I'll explain next with John Jaye Rich.

Speaker 17 (01:16:57):
Coffy in hands your buds on, John.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Jane Rich the woman that just played the game with
us for Pete's Categories. She says, John, Dy, I'm so sorry.
I played Peyton's Categories this morning, and I called in
because I love Kesha and I wanted to win the tickets,
and I thought perfect timing My three year olds asleep
as soon as as started playing. Of course, he wakes
up and starts screaming and listening to his iPad a
full blast it happens. Thank you for the opportunity to

(01:17:20):
hope you all have an amazing Friday. Love up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
That's real life.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
What do you go for three things when you even know?

Speaker 20 (01:17:27):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Fomo is a real thing when you you have that
fear of missing out because maybe you weren't invited. And
sometimes you get a little bummed out if you hear
friends talking about plans and you're not invited, and you
feel like, should I invite myself? No, I can't, that's weird.
Experts say, go ahead and do it. A new study
I actually found most of us seriously underestimate how welcome
we would be if we just asked to join in. Oh,

(01:17:48):
you guys are gonna go check out the tannicle gardens.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
Can I come?

Speaker 20 (01:17:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
I never, There's no way John Jay would ever do that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I would never do that, and I would never say
come on, come along.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
They say, well, in most cases people just didn't think
to invite anyone else, not out of malice, but just
logistics are timing, and chances are if you'd want to
do that, just ask yeah, and if they say no,
then you know you really weren't meant to be invited.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
That seems very awkward all the way around, does it?

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
It does a little bit this. I love seeing these
every year unclaimed baggage reveals its list of the most
common items and the most unusual items that were lost
are never picked up from baggage claims. So this year
they actually said there was a huge uptick and stuff
because of the a lot of people were traveling for
the Tailor Swift concert tour and so there was a

(01:18:36):
lot of like sparkly dresses and Stanley tumblers and pecking
cubes and Lululemon clothes. They found a lot of that.
It was like the most common things last year. But
the most expensive item that wasn't claimed was an eighteen
carrot white gold solitaire diamond ring worth almost forty thousand dollars.
You would think you would be hunting that down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
They don't know that it's where it is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
They didn't know that's where they lost.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Maybe yeah, like they don't know. They can call American
Airlines Lost and Found to work.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
It could be well once it hits the unclaimed baggage.
They actually sell this stuff in a store in Alabama,
and I'm like, that'll be fun. That would be a
fun trip to go out bye by the stuff. But
the strangest items that were left behind included a sheet
of uncut two dollar bills, a toilet seat, filicone butt pads,
and a rattlesteak preserved in a jar of whiskey. There

(01:19:25):
was also a French guy to performing exorcisms. Tell why
they wouldn't got back for that one. This sounds delicious,
so they say you will soon find cheese Its in
the frozen food aisle with their new line of pizzas
that feature crispy, square shaped crust that's infused with cheese its.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Yes, please, oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
You can look for them to hit stores within the
next few weeks. Cheese It pizza just it's too much
deliciousness for me to even fathom. So I can't wait
to try this. And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
A couple text messages today, you guys are talking about
TV shows. I'd loved The Life List. I definitely reckon
it's on Netflix. Also, Kyle, have you started the new
Dexter on Showtime?

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
What new Dexter? The one we already finished?

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Yeah? Yeah, so yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
I think there's two Dexter's on Showtime. There's the pre
cool with the younger version, and I think that was
just a proof for season two one and then the
other one that was like Dexter resurrected.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Yeah, Kyle, You're not the only one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
My kid is eight and refusing to learn how to
ride a bike. He almost fell when he was six.
It hasn't been on one since. I'm embarrassed for him.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Oh, I just kind of think it's like for me,
it's more like I'm just sad, Like I know the
fun he's missing out on, and I want him to
have that fun.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
This is John J. Rich. Really, Peyton, Really, you're a
criminal justice major LMAO.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Not a shock. Yes, I have an agree criminal justice.
I wanted to be a cop one time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Sunday at ten am on the John Jay and Rich
on demand channel will be a Week three of the
couple's therapy pop cast. It features Blake and I and
then I think next week it'll be Kyle and her
husband Fish
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