April 7, 2017 • 16 mins
Skeery and Danielle have a delayed flight, and Danielle needs to do a quick change.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
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for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
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(01:06):
What would you talk about on your on your Podcasts
Presents show, Harry Danielle, what do you have that face on?
Because we're delayed? Delayed it's the worst feeling in the world.
(01:26):
It actually doesn't bother me too much. I think you're
playing about. The crash is the worst. Yeah, I honestly,
as long as I'm at the airport through check in
with a book in my yoga pants, I'm I'm okay.
Whatever would you nothing you can do right yoga pants.
People know what we're talking about. We're supposed to go
to Miami Beach this weekend for the Gate Pride Parade
(01:48):
on Johnny's The Grand Marshall and a bunch of us
are supposed to go, and then there's that dreaded alert
on our phone that just says, you, guys, remember when
Scary Bethany and myself we're going to IOW. We cut
there and they kept saying all these things were wrong
with the plane and it was like technical stuff, and
they canceled it, and we couldn't get out at all,
(02:09):
so that we had to wait till the next mont.
We went home. Yeah, we went home and went out
the next morning. But would you rather be stuck at
the airport or here at work? It's kind of like
a double edged swords some shopping at the airport. So
I'm okay for a little while, and there's food, and
there's food, and I have a book, and I have
i'll have water, and I'm comfy. So you'd rather be
at the airport? Actually, okay, I'll tell you what the
(02:29):
worst is. So I'm better now. But years ago I
used to be really bad with anxiety, get it, going
to the airport, getting ready to fly. I hated it.
Now I don't like it, but I don't hate it
as much. And so one time it was so bad.
I was so stressed about this flight. I got a
prescription from my doctor for a pill to calm me down.
I got two pills, one for coming, going and coming,
going and coming. What is the name of I couldn't
(02:56):
find it, had many roads to go down on that one.
You can google that point going and coming. And so
you're supposed to take the pill a certain time before
the flight. You take the pill before the flight so
that it takes effect when you get on the plane,
you're calm. Yeah, so I took the pill and then
the flight got delayed, and it got delayed so long
(03:16):
the pill woar off and I was now stressed again.
That's like what parents have to deal with if they're
flying with an infant and they want to give the
kid like, yeah, well benetrol. Okay, you're not supposed to
give your children benetrol or alcohol. And sometimes benetrol is
the opposite effects some kids. It makes them hyper hyper hyper. Yeah,
I don't know, so you never know what you're gonna
(03:36):
get with the benegroul. This is why I don't babysit.
Here do you want some I don't know. Here's a roofie.
I took my pants off, like right right now, people
would see if I put my yoga pants on. People
out in that window. You can lower the shades. We
do have the special shades. You'll need to take your
pants off. But then hold on a second. It's kind
(03:56):
of weird because if I lower the shades, it's gonna
they're gonna say that we are blocking them out because
we don't want to see that. Okay, it's a booge thing.
It's an important podcast talking. They're looking at the food.
The thing, Danielle, it's a soundproof glass. Hold on sharades.
First word that he's doing the mind lowering. First word, Danielle,
(04:18):
do pants stuff? What are you going going over here?
So you're not okay, it looked like it looked like
what you just said. Danielle is pregnant. Look, I have
a black No, no need. We're all family. Huh no,
We're not all family. Coming on, So I'm gonna go on,
so rude, all of the suddy Danielle. Danielle Okay, yeah,
(04:42):
so Janielle has to change. So we're lowering, you know,
the nudity shades that we have here. That by the way,
if you don't realize people, we work in it, why
is Kathleen running in here? We so we work. You
get a snapchat. Hold on, I just want the sachat.
Let me paint the picture. Hold on the pictures tasted.
Hold on, we work. We work in a fishbowl. These
glass windows everywhere. We just lowered the elves around nudity
(05:05):
shapeatur show she has spidy senses. Hey, your business all
the blinds go down, and she said, oh, ship, something's happening.
I better go inside. So, yeah, Kathleen, why did you
run in with the camera soon? Did you show the
ship the nudity shames gown? As the door is closing?
I heard I had to take my pants off. So
(05:27):
what we're doing is we're seeing if Danielle can change
without anyone noticing underneath. I'm covering. I'm covering my that's
a great point. A lot of women, a lot of
women take their bra off with like what with their
shirt still on? That's talent. Yeah, I would take mine enough,
but I'm not wearing one currently, so I'm not even looking.
(05:49):
I can't wait till I have Yeah, girl, you know
what fairness. He gets naked for you, Danielle all the time.
So Danyelle is now on the floor, Danielle, What's what's
going on down there? Danielle, I'm taking my pants off.
I need one of those pills again. This is how
that fils going and coming starts. That's why I'll go
(06:11):
get the pizza yoga pants on for the plane. I'm
doing it here, but I'm not letting anyone seem a
good look because I'm wearing a skirt and you're sitting
directly across from me. Okay, thank you, while you got
more tattoos? Shut no, I don't. That's actual hair, that's
not a tattoo. Can you see my underwear? No, no,
(06:32):
it's got nice legs. We call your underwear. Are you
wearing I'm wearing, Kathleen? What color underwear is she wearing?
What filter do you put on that? What Snapchat filter
you putting on that? Hold on? You know you really
nice toes? To your toes are nice. And yeah, Danielle
just successfully changed her pants under a red blanket. We
(06:54):
can bring the shots back up there on backwards now
it's yours. Now what Danielle did. If you, if you
ever swam in high school or college, we would call
that a deck change. So the locker rooms and at
the pool are very dirty and very disgusting, so you
would get changed right next to the pool. So Danielle
was able to take her pants off, keep herself covered,
and put new pants on without anybody seeing anything. I
(07:16):
don't have any Girls also help each other out. Girls
will take a towel and wrap it around their friends
so they can change in the towel. Guys could never
do that because what would happen as soon as you
got naked your boyfriend, your friends would drop the towel
on you. Or you know what I can do. I
can go around your back. I could put my hand up.
I don't like where this is gone. I can hold
your boobs, and then you could take a shirt off
(07:37):
and I could and I'll be cutting them. So nobody's
did everybody hear that nobody's seeing them? That's not actually
a joke. I'm just you plan that out. I'm sorry,
I'm not looking. Nobody's looking in their block. But you're
touching though no one's looking. People are touching. I don't
know what you're talking about. You're gonna put your hands
on her boobs, and you think that's better than if
(07:58):
you saw her boobs. Well, I'm not looking at them,
and nobody's anything because I'm so good. Remember when I
used to was very quick. I used to do children's entertainment,
So I would have maybe twenty minutes between being Catwoman
to being say Elmo. So I would be in the
car and I would have to change in the car
from Catwoman to Elmo. Would show up at the next place.
(08:20):
How do How did Broadway theater people do it? Because
a lot of times you have costumes under costumes or
costumes that tear away, and they don't care if they
change in front of each other because they're so used
to naked in front of whoever's in front of them.
They help him take his clothes off right there, Like
I was, you have a dresser. So like I was
in a show where I had to go from being
um a bride in a dress wedding dress to like
(08:40):
a I don't even know what you would call it,
just like a torn fabric kind of like wench um
in the matter of like a fifteen twenty second light change.
So I ran off stage the wedding dress was tear away.
My dresser met me there, so she just ripped my
dress off. I was wearing like a leotard underneath, and
then the leos had formed the basis for the other
cloth that she just wrapped around that. I went back
(09:01):
on stage. So you can have like a leotard base
and just be like dress dress up, dressed down like
a Barbie doll kind of thing. Yeah, or you could
be naked. If you need to be naked, then they
just ripped your clothes off in you. You just hope
you don't have a wardrobe malfunction. Now Scary is going
to apply for a job as a backstage personage. The
number one thing about being a dresser you have to
be very calm. Why because the actor is very stressed
(09:24):
because they're going through a very fast change. So you
need to be very calm. You might be the opposite.
You have to absorb their energy and not give to
let them know that you have it under control. Gon
be okay, I got this. You can't get all excited.
So you said you went from Elmo to Catwoman. Now
(09:44):
we know what you sound like doing Elmo. We never
heard you as Catwoman. I'd have a whip. Well, actually, no,
wait a minute. I would call ahead of time and
I would say to the parents, do you want Catwoman
the movie? Or do you want cat wo in the
cartoonish Catwoman? And most of the time they'd say no,
we want the movie, and I'd be like, okay, the
(10:05):
halle Berry I had come you with the whip, and
I would whip and I would yep the kids. You'd
whip the kids hit them, but like you whipped the floor.
And I would go like something like I am catwoman,
and like we would have to tell conversation and then
I would get asked all the time, hey you do
adult parties? Could you come back later? And I would
have to say, no question, did you trigger puberty? And
(10:28):
so many young boys I don't know we were you
cat woman for girls parties? Or boys party? It was
mostly girls, but it was boys there. And Wonder Woman?
And now were you wonder Woman in the comic strip
or wonder Woman from Wonder Woman Woman? I was a unicorn.
(10:48):
I was Belle. I was what did you have against
wonder What were you like? As Donald Duck? They hired me?
When are you? Are you Lewis claw? Asshole? It was
the middle of the summer and I was tan as
anything and they said right here, called and said would
(11:09):
you be willing to come to the movie theater for
four hours each day and just walk around barefoot as Pocahontas?
And I did it and I got paid hundreds of dollars.
It was on the sticky movie theater carpet, the hub
caps off of all of the Wedgons. Whenever I see
my redheaded Danielle, I think Native American read Danielle. I
wore a black wig, and I wore wig for every
(11:31):
yeah that'll do it that My mom used to say, Um,
I never knew who was coming home because you would
leave as Pocahontas and snow White would come in the door.
Because I did like three four parties, I can come
back to Greek. I can believe you played a Native American,
but a virgin. Come on? Did old guys come up
(11:52):
and hit on you as as I got hit on?
More dressed up in character than yeah, like as a clown?
Did all pervy guys who offer to stand behind find
you and hold your boobs? Sir off? And that's how
they hear in this room. I want to hear more
about that. It was very I was I'm not even kidding.
I would make, say a hundred bucks for an hour party.
(12:14):
That was what I would make for like Cinderella, and
then I go into the city and then the parents
would tip on top of it. So for an hour party,
I would walk away sometimes with two hundred dollars. And
I was a college kid, so as soon as the
party was over, as Cinderella, did you have to run out? Yes?
And I lost my slipper on the way amazing if
you had an extra slipper every time and just left
(12:35):
it and I sang all the songs from every from
all the movies and all the kids. Yeah, it was fun,
it was I loved it. I That's why I wanted
to children's entertainment eventually. Again, I loved it so much.
What did the Unicorn sound like? I don't even I
don't forget what. I remember being dressed as Elmo and
they sent me by myself. And that's the worst because
you can't see anything and I'm trying to stay up
(12:58):
and all these kids are around you and feel like
toppling over its helm. You're supposed to have a handler
when you're in a big costume like that, not what
you're thinking, scary, didn't they didn't send anything? What was
What was your favorite costume versus your worst? I love
doing all the Disney princesses because I could sing. And
I hated the Power Rangers, per yes, because I got
(13:21):
hit with rocks in the head in a bad neighborhood.
They toss rocks at my head. But wait, wasn't there
about that? I was? I was angry at you that day.
There are a lot of cushion on that not the
power you stop with boobs, which you stop cy fit
was tight tight, it was the pink tight light your head.
I had a helmet on, but still it was like
(13:41):
bad night. It's not like a power ranger helmet. But
what if somebody stood behind you and protected your boobs,
the guardian of your boobs? My god, it was fun though.
It was a lot of fun. Are you making me better?
Everything you said, you don't even mean it. It's not
even your fault. You say sounds creepy, and it's not
(14:03):
your faults because we were doing we were filming something
and you had to ask me questions. Oh my god.
We didn't tell anybody about that, and you were just
reading the prompts, like reading, like what's your like, what's
do you get tan in the summer? Tell them? Tell
them exactly what filming Elvis Duran Presents, which is a
video series you see online. Yeah, And so we all
have to answer different questions. And so this one was
(14:24):
about summer, and so I have to be looking off camera,
and so someone else besides Jake who's running the camera,
needs to ask the questions. So Scary very kindly volunteered.
So the first question is do you get tan in
the summer? And just the way he said it, so, Bethany,
do you get do you get tan in the summer?
And then she goes, that's creepy? And then I said,
wait a second, and no, how is that creepy? Goes
(14:44):
if you inflect your voice up, it's not creepy, like
do you get tan in the summer? And it's and
it was like it was so then then I said, Bethany,
do you get tan in the summer? It's not creepy?
So how can the inflection of like just because it's
the same exactly? Ready, scary? Are you hungry? Yeah? Hey, scary?
(15:05):
Are you hungry? Hey, scared? You like sausage? Scary? You
like sausage? Say this weekend? Yeah, yeah, scary Miami this weekend?
Hey scary, You're going to the Gay Pride parade? Yeah, hey, scary, Yeah,
you go into the Gay Pride. Oh my god, Nate
(15:31):
just walked in today. You asked that question, by the way,
I came in at the exact wrong. Hey, Scary, Uh,
there's some pizza out there. You want some dick? Hey, Scary,
you want some dick? Nate? Did you was it comfortable?
Sitting in that chair. Hey, Nate, was it comfortable sitting
by the way, I just listened to the entire podcast.
(15:52):
In the last thirty seconds, what you talked about everybody else,
the fifteen minute morning show
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show
Blue a Bring dot com slash just hit the button.
(01:06):
What would you talk about on your on your Podcasts
Presents show, Harry Danielle, what do you have that face on?
Because we're delayed? Delayed it's the worst feeling in the world.
(01:26):
It actually doesn't bother me too much. I think you're
playing about. The crash is the worst. Yeah, I honestly,
as long as I'm at the airport through check in
with a book in my yoga pants, I'm I'm okay.
Whatever would you nothing you can do right yoga pants.
People know what we're talking about. We're supposed to go
to Miami Beach this weekend for the Gate Pride Parade
(01:48):
on Johnny's The Grand Marshall and a bunch of us
are supposed to go, and then there's that dreaded alert
on our phone that just says, you, guys, remember when
Scary Bethany and myself we're going to IOW. We cut
there and they kept saying all these things were wrong
with the plane and it was like technical stuff, and
they canceled it, and we couldn't get out at all,
(02:09):
so that we had to wait till the next mont.
We went home. Yeah, we went home and went out
the next morning. But would you rather be stuck at
the airport or here at work? It's kind of like
a double edged swords some shopping at the airport. So
I'm okay for a little while, and there's food, and
there's food, and I have a book, and I have
i'll have water, and I'm comfy. So you'd rather be
at the airport? Actually, okay, I'll tell you what the
(02:29):
worst is. So I'm better now. But years ago I
used to be really bad with anxiety, get it, going
to the airport, getting ready to fly. I hated it.
Now I don't like it, but I don't hate it
as much. And so one time it was so bad.
I was so stressed about this flight. I got a
prescription from my doctor for a pill to calm me down.
I got two pills, one for coming, going and coming,
going and coming. What is the name of I couldn't
(02:56):
find it, had many roads to go down on that one.
You can google that point going and coming. And so
you're supposed to take the pill a certain time before
the flight. You take the pill before the flight so
that it takes effect when you get on the plane,
you're calm. Yeah, so I took the pill and then
the flight got delayed, and it got delayed so long
(03:16):
the pill woar off and I was now stressed again.
That's like what parents have to deal with if they're
flying with an infant and they want to give the
kid like, yeah, well benetrol. Okay, you're not supposed to
give your children benetrol or alcohol. And sometimes benetrol is
the opposite effects some kids. It makes them hyper hyper hyper. Yeah,
I don't know, so you never know what you're gonna
(03:36):
get with the benegroul. This is why I don't babysit.
Here do you want some I don't know. Here's a roofie.
I took my pants off, like right right now, people
would see if I put my yoga pants on. People
out in that window. You can lower the shades. We
do have the special shades. You'll need to take your
pants off. But then hold on a second. It's kind
(03:56):
of weird because if I lower the shades, it's gonna
they're gonna say that we are blocking them out because
we don't want to see that. Okay, it's a booge thing.
It's an important podcast talking. They're looking at the food.
The thing, Danielle, it's a soundproof glass. Hold on sharades.
First word that he's doing the mind lowering. First word, Danielle,
(04:18):
do pants stuff? What are you going going over here?
So you're not okay, it looked like it looked like
what you just said. Danielle is pregnant. Look, I have
a black No, no need. We're all family. Huh no,
We're not all family. Coming on, So I'm gonna go on,
so rude, all of the suddy Danielle. Danielle Okay, yeah,
(04:42):
so Janielle has to change. So we're lowering, you know,
the nudity shades that we have here. That by the way,
if you don't realize people, we work in it, why
is Kathleen running in here? We so we work. You
get a snapchat. Hold on, I just want the sachat.
Let me paint the picture. Hold on the pictures tasted.
Hold on, we work. We work in a fishbowl. These
glass windows everywhere. We just lowered the elves around nudity
(05:05):
shapeatur show she has spidy senses. Hey, your business all
the blinds go down, and she said, oh, ship, something's happening.
I better go inside. So, yeah, Kathleen, why did you
run in with the camera soon? Did you show the
ship the nudity shames gown? As the door is closing?
I heard I had to take my pants off. So
(05:27):
what we're doing is we're seeing if Danielle can change
without anyone noticing underneath. I'm covering. I'm covering my that's
a great point. A lot of women, a lot of
women take their bra off with like what with their
shirt still on? That's talent. Yeah, I would take mine enough,
but I'm not wearing one currently, so I'm not even looking.
(05:49):
I can't wait till I have Yeah, girl, you know
what fairness. He gets naked for you, Danielle all the time.
So Danyelle is now on the floor, Danielle, What's what's
going on down there? Danielle, I'm taking my pants off.
I need one of those pills again. This is how
that fils going and coming starts. That's why I'll go
(06:11):
get the pizza yoga pants on for the plane. I'm
doing it here, but I'm not letting anyone seem a
good look because I'm wearing a skirt and you're sitting
directly across from me. Okay, thank you, while you got
more tattoos? Shut no, I don't. That's actual hair, that's
not a tattoo. Can you see my underwear? No, no,
(06:32):
it's got nice legs. We call your underwear. Are you
wearing I'm wearing, Kathleen? What color underwear is she wearing?
What filter do you put on that? What Snapchat filter
you putting on that? Hold on? You know you really
nice toes? To your toes are nice. And yeah, Danielle
just successfully changed her pants under a red blanket. We
(06:54):
can bring the shots back up there on backwards now
it's yours. Now what Danielle did. If you, if you
ever swam in high school or college, we would call
that a deck change. So the locker rooms and at
the pool are very dirty and very disgusting, so you
would get changed right next to the pool. So Danielle
was able to take her pants off, keep herself covered,
and put new pants on without anybody seeing anything. I
(07:16):
don't have any Girls also help each other out. Girls
will take a towel and wrap it around their friends
so they can change in the towel. Guys could never
do that because what would happen as soon as you
got naked your boyfriend, your friends would drop the towel
on you. Or you know what I can do. I
can go around your back. I could put my hand up.
I don't like where this is gone. I can hold
your boobs, and then you could take a shirt off
(07:37):
and I could and I'll be cutting them. So nobody's
did everybody hear that nobody's seeing them? That's not actually
a joke. I'm just you plan that out. I'm sorry,
I'm not looking. Nobody's looking in their block. But you're
touching though no one's looking. People are touching. I don't
know what you're talking about. You're gonna put your hands
on her boobs, and you think that's better than if
(07:58):
you saw her boobs. Well, I'm not looking at them,
and nobody's anything because I'm so good. Remember when I
used to was very quick. I used to do children's entertainment,
So I would have maybe twenty minutes between being Catwoman
to being say Elmo. So I would be in the
car and I would have to change in the car
from Catwoman to Elmo. Would show up at the next place.
(08:20):
How do How did Broadway theater people do it? Because
a lot of times you have costumes under costumes or
costumes that tear away, and they don't care if they
change in front of each other because they're so used
to naked in front of whoever's in front of them.
They help him take his clothes off right there, Like
I was, you have a dresser. So like I was
in a show where I had to go from being
um a bride in a dress wedding dress to like
(08:40):
a I don't even know what you would call it,
just like a torn fabric kind of like wench um
in the matter of like a fifteen twenty second light change.
So I ran off stage the wedding dress was tear away.
My dresser met me there, so she just ripped my
dress off. I was wearing like a leotard underneath, and
then the leos had formed the basis for the other
cloth that she just wrapped around that. I went back
(09:01):
on stage. So you can have like a leotard base
and just be like dress dress up, dressed down like
a Barbie doll kind of thing. Yeah, or you could
be naked. If you need to be naked, then they
just ripped your clothes off in you. You just hope
you don't have a wardrobe malfunction. Now Scary is going
to apply for a job as a backstage personage. The
number one thing about being a dresser you have to
be very calm. Why because the actor is very stressed
(09:24):
because they're going through a very fast change. So you
need to be very calm. You might be the opposite.
You have to absorb their energy and not give to
let them know that you have it under control. Gon
be okay, I got this. You can't get all excited.
So you said you went from Elmo to Catwoman. Now
(09:44):
we know what you sound like doing Elmo. We never
heard you as Catwoman. I'd have a whip. Well, actually, no,
wait a minute. I would call ahead of time and
I would say to the parents, do you want Catwoman
the movie? Or do you want cat wo in the
cartoonish Catwoman? And most of the time they'd say no,
we want the movie, and I'd be like, okay, the
(10:05):
halle Berry I had come you with the whip, and
I would whip and I would yep the kids. You'd
whip the kids hit them, but like you whipped the floor.
And I would go like something like I am catwoman,
and like we would have to tell conversation and then
I would get asked all the time, hey you do
adult parties? Could you come back later? And I would
have to say, no question, did you trigger puberty? And
(10:28):
so many young boys I don't know we were you
cat woman for girls parties? Or boys party? It was
mostly girls, but it was boys there. And Wonder Woman?
And now were you wonder Woman in the comic strip
or wonder Woman from Wonder Woman Woman? I was a unicorn.
(10:48):
I was Belle. I was what did you have against
wonder What were you like? As Donald Duck? They hired me?
When are you? Are you Lewis claw? Asshole? It was
the middle of the summer and I was tan as
anything and they said right here, called and said would
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you be willing to come to the movie theater for
four hours each day and just walk around barefoot as Pocahontas?
And I did it and I got paid hundreds of dollars.
It was on the sticky movie theater carpet, the hub
caps off of all of the Wedgons. Whenever I see
my redheaded Danielle, I think Native American read Danielle. I
wore a black wig, and I wore wig for every
(11:31):
yeah that'll do it that My mom used to say, Um,
I never knew who was coming home because you would
leave as Pocahontas and snow White would come in the door.
Because I did like three four parties, I can come
back to Greek. I can believe you played a Native American,
but a virgin. Come on? Did old guys come up
(11:52):
and hit on you as as I got hit on?
More dressed up in character than yeah, like as a clown?
Did all pervy guys who offer to stand behind find
you and hold your boobs? Sir off? And that's how
they hear in this room. I want to hear more
about that. It was very I was I'm not even kidding.
I would make, say a hundred bucks for an hour party.
(12:14):
That was what I would make for like Cinderella, and
then I go into the city and then the parents
would tip on top of it. So for an hour party,
I would walk away sometimes with two hundred dollars. And
I was a college kid, so as soon as the
party was over, as Cinderella, did you have to run out? Yes?
And I lost my slipper on the way amazing if
you had an extra slipper every time and just left
(12:35):
it and I sang all the songs from every from
all the movies and all the kids. Yeah, it was fun,
it was I loved it. I That's why I wanted
to children's entertainment eventually. Again, I loved it so much.
What did the Unicorn sound like? I don't even I
don't forget what. I remember being dressed as Elmo and
they sent me by myself. And that's the worst because
you can't see anything and I'm trying to stay up
(12:58):
and all these kids are around you and feel like
toppling over its helm. You're supposed to have a handler
when you're in a big costume like that, not what
you're thinking, scary, didn't they didn't send anything? What was
What was your favorite costume versus your worst? I love
doing all the Disney princesses because I could sing. And
I hated the Power Rangers, per yes, because I got
(13:21):
hit with rocks in the head in a bad neighborhood.
They toss rocks at my head. But wait, wasn't there
about that? I was? I was angry at you that day.
There are a lot of cushion on that not the
power you stop with boobs, which you stop cy fit
was tight tight, it was the pink tight light your head.
I had a helmet on, but still it was like
(13:41):
bad night. It's not like a power ranger helmet. But
what if somebody stood behind you and protected your boobs,
the guardian of your boobs? My god, it was fun though.
It was a lot of fun. Are you making me better?
Everything you said, you don't even mean it. It's not
even your fault. You say sounds creepy, and it's not
(14:03):
your faults because we were doing we were filming something
and you had to ask me questions. Oh my god.
We didn't tell anybody about that, and you were just
reading the prompts, like reading, like what's your like, what's
do you get tan in the summer? Tell them? Tell
them exactly what filming Elvis Duran Presents, which is a
video series you see online. Yeah, And so we all
have to answer different questions. And so this one was
(14:24):
about summer, and so I have to be looking off camera,
and so someone else besides Jake who's running the camera,
needs to ask the questions. So Scary very kindly volunteered.
So the first question is do you get tan in
the summer? And just the way he said it, so, Bethany,
do you get do you get tan in the summer?
And then she goes, that's creepy? And then I said,
wait a second, and no, how is that creepy? Goes
(14:44):
if you inflect your voice up, it's not creepy, like
do you get tan in the summer? And it's and
it was like it was so then then I said, Bethany,
do you get tan in the summer? It's not creepy?
So how can the inflection of like just because it's
the same exactly? Ready, scary? Are you hungry? Yeah? Hey, scary?
(15:05):
Are you hungry? Hey, scared? You like sausage? Scary? You
like sausage? Say this weekend? Yeah, yeah, scary Miami this weekend?
Hey scary, You're going to the Gay Pride parade? Yeah, hey, scary, Yeah,
you go into the Gay Pride. Oh my god, Nate
(15:31):
just walked in today. You asked that question, by the way,
I came in at the exact wrong. Hey, Scary, Uh,
there's some pizza out there. You want some dick? Hey, Scary,
you want some dick? Nate? Did you was it comfortable?
Sitting in that chair. Hey, Nate, was it comfortable sitting
by the way, I just listened to the entire podcast.
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