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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast thanks
to our friends at Harry's. It's all about the shave look.
Razor blades cost way too much money. Someone's got a
racket on those things. You go to the drug store
and you spend way too much money on your replacement blades.
Harry's dot com Harry's they offer their blades at half
the price, just two dollars a blade compared to over
four dollars you pay at the drug store. Why is
(00:21):
it so inexpensive? Because Harry's owns the factories in Germany.
They make their own quality, stainless deal blades. Harry's is
so confident you'll love their blades, they're giving you a
trial set for free. You're gonna love it. Anyone in
your life that shaves, they're gonna love it. Just three
dollars to cover shipping, that's all you have to pay.
Your free trial set includes awaited ergonomic razor handle, five
(00:42):
precision engineer blades with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade,
rich lathering shave gael and a travel blade cover. It's
a thirteen dollar value for you to try, absolutely free.
Just pay the three dollars for shipping. Stop messing around,
get started shaving with Harry's Today I love them. Go
to Harry's dot com slash Elvis. Do it, You'll love it.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis. What would you talk about
(01:05):
on your on your podcast from Elvis Represents show? Well? Hello, no,
say it with an up inflection. Well, hello you guys? God?
Is this how I'm gonna be judged? Hell? What are
(01:28):
you eating? Is that matza? Nate? I am so hungry
right now? You got butter on that nothing? It's just dry.
This reminds me stopping Stop it with the non Jews
loving Motza. Stop it because you guys, Danielle is doing
this to me for twenty years. Motza comes in and
she's like, oh my god, mats and she eats it.
(01:48):
Here's the thing. When you're Jewish and you're celebrating Passover,
you're not supposed to have Levin bread. You can't have
anything that rises, and so you have to eat motza
and you realize everything in your life is Levin bread,
cereal crackers, popcorn, not guy, no, not coking on my room.
So when you're forced to like bread, your chicken cutlets
and mazza meal and you have nothing but mazza every day.
(02:10):
It really sucks after a while. But when you can
have it liberally and then eat a doughnut afterwards, are bagel.
It's not that big a deal. What's your problem? Okay,
it's like cream. It's like the iony of Bethni. On Friday,
Scotty Be walked in with his mazza and Bethni went yelled, yeah,
mazza bread, which is like yelling, hey tofu meat. We
(02:31):
look forward to it once a year. It's so good.
By the way. By the way, remember a couple of
podcasts ago when Gregg he was trying to convince everyone
he was Jewish am he just said, we look forward
to it. It's so good. You're not a Jew. I
apologize for my tone death reaction to your maza. You
pepsi commercial my mazza. Why can't we eat non Jews
(02:54):
enjoy maza? If it's a we can't. We just can't
rub it in the face of the Okay, it's it's
it has it has a taste with butter or cream, cheese.
It's okay. Occasionally for a week you don't realize talk.
You don't know what it's like if you're religious for
(03:16):
this particular type of tradition. You don't realize everything that's
made with a bread product until you try to not
eat anything with a bread product. Everything. There's nothing left
to eat. There's nothing that makes sense. Thank you for
thank you for explaining that we can't eat meat. Okay,
one day a week for a few weeks during Lent.
(03:38):
You can't eat meat, but you can eat everything else.
And some priests allow chicken. Some of them allow every Friday.
Before they changed it in nine given the opportunity. Now,
guarantee is guarantee. He has silly act. He gives up
bread all the time, but he can't have matze either.
It says the same stuff that he can't eat. They
don't make gluten free montsa. Oh god, how much worse
(03:58):
could chocolate covered maza? I love it when Oreos did that.
Oreo Mazza Al mazza had like motza on the outside
cream soda. Yeah. Imagine you know those communion wafers, do
you guys get imagine that's all you could eat. At
least your matza is bigger than the communion. There's those
(04:20):
are tiny, by the way. You know what's amazing, And
you can eat everything, not going to church. That's what
I do. Yeah, there's zero sugar. I gave. I gave
up church after my parents got a divorce and we
were kicked out of our church. Yeah, I find I
find that the food restrictions are what keeps me from
being very religious. As cars maza, Yes, yes, so yes
(04:42):
there are there is sugar and mazza because cards breakdown?
How many cars in moza? In one there's twenty one
carbs's there is zero sugar? Three protein? How to walk
across the entire desert. We needed a lot of protein,
it's true, and a lot of carbs. A lot of carbs,
(05:04):
and there's eighteen servings per package one but scary the
carbs turn into sugar. This is a man Chevits dot com. Yeah,
Matza is not low fat just because it's low air
like chets is so good? I love it? Is? I
would I love it? Yeah? Is that a popular drink?
(05:26):
Do you think if I went into a bar and
I said, hey, can I get a glass of man
of Chevits, do you think they would have? It depends
on the bar and what state you're in. Someone beat
the crap out of you. Some cadem is the fu
Fu man of chevits grape juice. But yeah, but but kids,
that's fu fu, Like kids will drink it like it's fancy.
Oh yeah, really, well, you give kids grape juice and
(05:47):
it makes it think that they're drinking. But it's not alcoholic.
I think I think cadem Is is alcoholic. Also, it's
another brand of is alcoholic, the way that Cambooch is alcoholic.
It's like fermented just slightly, so it gets you a
little bit drunk, like Kathleen. Welcome to the fifteen Minute
Morning Show Jewish podcast. The way tonight is the first
night passed. So do you have a sata? I know
(06:08):
Tea's having a sata? Are you having one? A satya? Satya?
By the way, sata sada? Actually you know what sayer means? Um? No, wait,
let's ask Greg Tea. Yeah, you're Jewish. I means you
sit down with your family and eat like Thanksgiving dinner.
So good. No, Sader Satya actually means order. It's the
you eat things in a certain order, you do things
(06:29):
in a in a ritualist. It's symbolic, right, it's yeah,
But sata means order, um, and so you eat things
and you do things you read and you you do this,
and you dip things and you think it's a whole thing.
He leaves an extra place at the table and he
opens the door. That's yes, So do you do that too? Sure?
What if? What if it's cold out? You leave the
door open? Still? Then then you hope that Elijah's mother
(06:53):
called him and told him to bundle and wear something warmer.
Don't make the Elijah's mother worry. Even though even though
I'm Catholic, I um, I used to be a waiter
at you a Catholic and a waiter during this time
of year, we were very valuable because our catering hall
had first and second night of Passover saters, so we
(07:14):
would cater for three people a night that wanted to
go to a catering hall and have a sater, so
all the Catholic people would work. So I learned at
a very early age how to set a sader plate.
The fourth the questions, the four questions you read from
the Hagada, all the the whatever I've seen dianeu, do
(07:35):
you know what Diana means? The words? It would have
been sufficient. Okay, well there you go with. But I
know there are these traditions and customs that you do
during this five hour ritual. Now do you know what
Passover and the Last Supper have in common? Bringing your
religion and my religion together? The Last Supper, as legend
has it, was a Passover sat How do you know
(07:55):
that they didn't put mots in the famous painting? But
I would imagine that's by the way, it makes sense
because Jesus was Jewish, so it makes by the way,
if I'm having a last meal, if I'm Jesus, I'm
having better than I want bread, you know what I mean?
Like he suffered, like he died for us. Since without bread,
(08:16):
what did he have at the last Supper? I'm thinking
Motza could filter fish highly Jesus head get filter fish
in Jerusalem. Would probably a last supper? I don't know. Fight. Okay,
that's a great question. Last meal, last meal, so not
necessarily last supper, last meal, last meal, ice cream with
(08:37):
down because you're getting the electric chair. Put you down,
just ugly. You're stupid, you killed people, you know, you
don't dress well. Okay, so someone body shames me. What's
my last I want two slices of Pepperoni's tough crust pizza.
(09:01):
I want um as a way to die. Yep, I
want giant glass of red wine. I want a slice
of the cheesecake that my mom used to make for me. Mom,
if you're listening, it's the fat freak kind that didn't
have a crust, but you would put cherries on it
and it was so much better than actually full fat whatever.
Can you make that for me? I'm gonna come home soon.
(09:22):
And then I think that's maybe, and I think that's it.
That's it, that's it. That's a lot. I'm dialing. So
I'm gonna eat all you can eat Chinese buffet and
I would just never stop eating. Looks I was gonna
say the never ending postible unlimited sticks. I'm going with
(09:45):
just the the average great, gigantic juicy steak, medium medium done.
Um ketch you no, no, no, no, no ketchup, no ketchup.
And you know, I didn't think about dessert, but bets
he really got my taste buds going there. I guess
you know. I'm gonna have a nice homemade piece of
apple pie with a gigantic piece of vanilla ice cream
on top of it, and um, I don't know side
(10:08):
of broccoli. Broccoli I love broccoli. You don't have to
be healthy. No, no, my stomach some garlt We should
eat all the all the bread in the world. You
know what, it would be the time for me to
(10:28):
finally have some gluten. So probably a normal pizza and
some chicken and waffles, sugar cube sugar. Let's let's get
that blood sugar level all the way up there. Let
me die before they kill me. I didn't. I did
about like maybe an entire crave case of white castles,
some banana pudding, BA pudding. I want a whole gallon
(10:49):
of it. I could eat banana pudding for days. I
really could know. What would you eat? I would eat
first of all Pina colada. Then I would want from
my favorite Mario's pizza. I would want the Grandma pie
and a rice ball because then there's a place in
the Bronx I used to go that has this great
penny Lavaca. I really like the penny Lavaca. I really
would like some white castle too, now that you said
(11:10):
that stuff is delicious and some kind of chocolate like,
but it has to be European chocolate. Sound like a
Cadbury with caramel or something. You see what Danielle is doing.
Though she's sending that guy all over the world, so
it extends her living. Right, What about you, Nate, Oh,
you know what, my mom's spaghetti already about the surface,
(11:39):
you calm and ready to drop lose your life in
the new year. That's probably what I would have. Really,
it's really a kind of a morbid thing. But even better,
if your mother is dead, well, you're gonna make your
mom cook your last you make cheesecake. I send my
criticism and let's say, okay, great tea. Let's say the
(12:00):
steak was tough for Chewy. Can you send that back?
I mean, this is really not a good meal. I mean,
Brody would never do it's wrong, bring it back to
it again. They would kill him. They would kill him
without even giving him his last meal, just for that.
Just pissed. I think they actually stopped that in some states.
I mean, I don't know what state it is that
they still do the last meal, but I think they
stopped it. Right Why, because you can be very fussy
(12:22):
and you did you know you're being executed because you
did something wrong. Why don't you get baked the last
But even so, if you get your meal messed up,
what are you gonna do to them. You're about to die. Yeah,
you could ask for redo. I don't know if you can.
The story. It was an article about some guy who
kept asking it for it to be done over and
(12:44):
over and over again, to delay, to prolong his life
or something. Really Texas, Texas did several years ago. Let's
see Texas so authorities. This is from the Guardian. Hy
eleven authorities will only serve standard prison fair after racist killers,
(13:04):
elaborate and uneaten final request. He u this a whole.
I'm not going to say his name was executed. He
killed a bunch of people. He asked for two chicken
fried steaks, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a
pound of barbecue, three pahita is a meat lover's pizza,
a pine of ice cream, and a slab of peanut
butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison official said he did
(13:25):
not eat any of it okra okra, So they're not
doing that in doing that to them, can I add
chips and guwalk to mind? Ye? I would like to
eat a seventeen year cicada please. Oh they just left.
I'll wait. In way of being a d bag like
(13:50):
a y'all, do you spit in the guy's food before
you start? What what it tastes like? Like? Really, this
person murdered somebody, Like, I'm gonna go out of my
way to make a special dish for you. You. But
not only that. When you get electrocute and you totally
just you know, shoot your pants, how do you know that? So?
How do you do you? What did you ask for
(14:12):
fried chicken? But they give it to you raw? Then
you electrocute you and then it's fried? Do do you? Yeah?
Do you poop your paint? Vomit in your eyes? Bugs?
That's right, your eyeballs. I'm going to clean up. We're
googling questions that only dead people can answer. But that's
(14:34):
why they cover the face so that you don't see
the eyeballs pop out. Well, I think, I think when
you die, all of your muscles relax, your sphincter or
whatever is in your sphincter. I don't even know. So
that tragantic steak and all that stuff you say, because
it comes flying out. Man. You the body interprets electrocution
(14:57):
as your own brain sending signals, because electricity is used
to send signals to parts of your body. So that's
why you tense up, because your muscles think it's your
brain telling you to tense up, which is interesting. It
doesn't say anything about but but but fun fact ted
Bundy his last meal. He declined the special meal, so
he was given the tree. Sir, we can't we can't
(15:23):
get you that boy old. This kid is sent him back.
I'll wait. He got medium rare steak, eggs over easy,
hash browns, toast SMA, coffee, juice, butter and jelly. Yeah,
let's see. I'm trying to look at other they have,
Like there's a whole Wikipedia page of people's last meals.
(15:46):
I lean Warnos the monster that angle teen minute morning
show
It's time for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast thanks
to our friends at Harry's. It's all about the shave look.
Razor blades cost way too much money. Someone's got a
racket on those things. You go to the drug store
and you spend way too much money on your replacement blades.
Harry's dot com Harry's they offer their blades at half
the price, just two dollars a blade compared to over
four dollars you pay at the drug store. Why is
(00:21):
it so inexpensive? Because Harry's owns the factories in Germany.
They make their own quality, stainless deal blades. Harry's is
so confident you'll love their blades, they're giving you a
trial set for free. You're gonna love it. Anyone in
your life that shaves, they're gonna love it. Just three
dollars to cover shipping, that's all you have to pay.
Your free trial set includes awaited ergonomic razor handle, five
(00:42):
precision engineer blades with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade,
rich lathering shave gael and a travel blade cover. It's
a thirteen dollar value for you to try, absolutely free.
Just pay the three dollars for shipping. Stop messing around,
get started shaving with Harry's Today I love them. Go
to Harry's dot com slash Elvis. Do it, You'll love it.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis. What would you talk about
(01:05):
on your on your podcast from Elvis Represents show? Well? Hello, no,
say it with an up inflection. Well, hello you guys? God?
Is this how I'm gonna be judged? Hell? What are
(01:28):
you eating? Is that matza? Nate? I am so hungry
right now? You got butter on that nothing? It's just dry.
This reminds me stopping Stop it with the non Jews
loving Motza. Stop it because you guys, Danielle is doing
this to me for twenty years. Motza comes in and
she's like, oh my god, mats and she eats it.
(01:48):
Here's the thing. When you're Jewish and you're celebrating Passover,
you're not supposed to have Levin bread. You can't have
anything that rises, and so you have to eat motza
and you realize everything in your life is Levin bread,
cereal crackers, popcorn, not guy, no, not coking on my room.
So when you're forced to like bread, your chicken cutlets
and mazza meal and you have nothing but mazza every day.
(02:10):
It really sucks after a while. But when you can
have it liberally and then eat a doughnut afterwards, are bagel.
It's not that big a deal. What's your problem? Okay,
it's like cream. It's like the iony of Bethni. On Friday,
Scotty Be walked in with his mazza and Bethni went yelled, yeah,
mazza bread, which is like yelling, hey tofu meat. We
(02:31):
look forward to it once a year. It's so good.
By the way. By the way, remember a couple of
podcasts ago when Gregg he was trying to convince everyone
he was Jewish am he just said, we look forward
to it. It's so good. You're not a Jew. I
apologize for my tone death reaction to your maza. You
pepsi commercial my mazza. Why can't we eat non Jews
(02:54):
enjoy maza? If it's a we can't. We just can't
rub it in the face of the Okay, it's it's
it has it has a taste with butter or cream, cheese.
It's okay. Occasionally for a week you don't realize talk.
You don't know what it's like if you're religious for
(03:16):
this particular type of tradition. You don't realize everything that's
made with a bread product until you try to not
eat anything with a bread product. Everything. There's nothing left
to eat. There's nothing that makes sense. Thank you for
thank you for explaining that we can't eat meat. Okay,
one day a week for a few weeks during Lent.
(03:38):
You can't eat meat, but you can eat everything else.
And some priests allow chicken. Some of them allow every Friday.
Before they changed it in nine given the opportunity. Now,
guarantee is guarantee. He has silly act. He gives up
bread all the time, but he can't have matze either.
It says the same stuff that he can't eat. They
don't make gluten free montsa. Oh god, how much worse
(03:58):
could chocolate covered maza? I love it when Oreos did that.
Oreo Mazza Al mazza had like motza on the outside
cream soda. Yeah. Imagine you know those communion wafers, do
you guys get imagine that's all you could eat. At
least your matza is bigger than the communion. There's those
(04:20):
are tiny, by the way. You know what's amazing, And
you can eat everything, not going to church. That's what
I do. Yeah, there's zero sugar. I gave. I gave
up church after my parents got a divorce and we
were kicked out of our church. Yeah, I find I
find that the food restrictions are what keeps me from
being very religious. As cars maza, Yes, yes, so yes
(04:42):
there are there is sugar and mazza because cards breakdown?
How many cars in moza? In one there's twenty one
carbs's there is zero sugar? Three protein? How to walk
across the entire desert. We needed a lot of protein,
it's true, and a lot of carbs. A lot of carbs,
(05:04):
and there's eighteen servings per package one but scary the
carbs turn into sugar. This is a man Chevits dot com. Yeah,
Matza is not low fat just because it's low air
like chets is so good? I love it? Is? I
would I love it? Yeah? Is that a popular drink?
(05:26):
Do you think if I went into a bar and
I said, hey, can I get a glass of man
of Chevits, do you think they would have? It depends
on the bar and what state you're in. Someone beat
the crap out of you. Some cadem is the fu
Fu man of chevits grape juice. But yeah, but but kids,
that's fu fu, Like kids will drink it like it's fancy.
Oh yeah, really, well, you give kids grape juice and
(05:47):
it makes it think that they're drinking. But it's not alcoholic.
I think I think cadem Is is alcoholic. Also, it's
another brand of is alcoholic, the way that Cambooch is alcoholic.
It's like fermented just slightly, so it gets you a
little bit drunk, like Kathleen. Welcome to the fifteen Minute
Morning Show Jewish podcast. The way tonight is the first
night passed. So do you have a sata? I know
(06:08):
Tea's having a sata? Are you having one? A satya? Satya?
By the way, sata sada? Actually you know what sayer means? Um? No, wait,
let's ask Greg Tea. Yeah, you're Jewish. I means you
sit down with your family and eat like Thanksgiving dinner.
So good. No, Sader Satya actually means order. It's the
you eat things in a certain order, you do things
(06:29):
in a in a ritualist. It's symbolic, right, it's yeah,
But sata means order, um, and so you eat things
and you do things you read and you you do this,
and you dip things and you think it's a whole thing.
He leaves an extra place at the table and he
opens the door. That's yes, So do you do that too? Sure?
What if? What if it's cold out? You leave the
door open? Still? Then then you hope that Elijah's mother
(06:53):
called him and told him to bundle and wear something warmer.
Don't make the Elijah's mother worry. Even though even though
I'm Catholic, I um, I used to be a waiter
at you a Catholic and a waiter during this time
of year, we were very valuable because our catering hall
had first and second night of Passover saters, so we
(07:14):
would cater for three people a night that wanted to
go to a catering hall and have a sater, so
all the Catholic people would work. So I learned at
a very early age how to set a sader plate.
The fourth the questions, the four questions you read from
the Hagada, all the the whatever I've seen dianeu, do
(07:35):
you know what Diana means? The words? It would have
been sufficient. Okay, well there you go with. But I
know there are these traditions and customs that you do
during this five hour ritual. Now do you know what
Passover and the Last Supper have in common? Bringing your
religion and my religion together? The Last Supper, as legend
has it, was a Passover sat How do you know
(07:55):
that they didn't put mots in the famous painting? But
I would imagine that's by the way, it makes sense
because Jesus was Jewish, so it makes by the way,
if I'm having a last meal, if I'm Jesus, I'm
having better than I want bread, you know what I mean?
Like he suffered, like he died for us. Since without bread,
(08:16):
what did he have at the last Supper? I'm thinking
Motza could filter fish highly Jesus head get filter fish
in Jerusalem. Would probably a last supper? I don't know. Fight. Okay,
that's a great question. Last meal, last meal, so not
necessarily last supper, last meal, last meal, ice cream with
(08:37):
down because you're getting the electric chair. Put you down,
just ugly. You're stupid, you killed people, you know, you
don't dress well. Okay, so someone body shames me. What's
my last I want two slices of Pepperoni's tough crust pizza.
(09:01):
I want um as a way to die. Yep, I
want giant glass of red wine. I want a slice
of the cheesecake that my mom used to make for me. Mom,
if you're listening, it's the fat freak kind that didn't
have a crust, but you would put cherries on it
and it was so much better than actually full fat whatever.
Can you make that for me? I'm gonna come home soon.
(09:22):
And then I think that's maybe, and I think that's it.
That's it, that's it. That's a lot. I'm dialing. So
I'm gonna eat all you can eat Chinese buffet and
I would just never stop eating. Looks I was gonna
say the never ending postible unlimited sticks. I'm going with
(09:45):
just the the average great, gigantic juicy steak, medium medium done.
Um ketch you no, no, no, no, no ketchup, no ketchup.
And you know, I didn't think about dessert, but bets
he really got my taste buds going there. I guess
you know. I'm gonna have a nice homemade piece of
apple pie with a gigantic piece of vanilla ice cream
on top of it, and um, I don't know side
(10:08):
of broccoli. Broccoli I love broccoli. You don't have to
be healthy. No, no, my stomach some garlt We should
eat all the all the bread in the world. You
know what, it would be the time for me to
(10:28):
finally have some gluten. So probably a normal pizza and
some chicken and waffles, sugar cube sugar. Let's let's get
that blood sugar level all the way up there. Let
me die before they kill me. I didn't. I did
about like maybe an entire crave case of white castles,
some banana pudding, BA pudding. I want a whole gallon
(10:49):
of it. I could eat banana pudding for days. I
really could know. What would you eat? I would eat
first of all Pina colada. Then I would want from
my favorite Mario's pizza. I would want the Grandma pie
and a rice ball because then there's a place in
the Bronx I used to go that has this great
penny Lavaca. I really like the penny Lavaca. I really
would like some white castle too, now that you said
(11:10):
that stuff is delicious and some kind of chocolate like,
but it has to be European chocolate. Sound like a
Cadbury with caramel or something. You see what Danielle is doing.
Though she's sending that guy all over the world, so
it extends her living. Right, What about you, Nate, Oh,
you know what, my mom's spaghetti already about the surface,
(11:39):
you calm and ready to drop lose your life in
the new year. That's probably what I would have. Really,
it's really a kind of a morbid thing. But even better,
if your mother is dead, well, you're gonna make your
mom cook your last you make cheesecake. I send my
criticism and let's say, okay, great tea. Let's say the
(12:00):
steak was tough for Chewy. Can you send that back?
I mean, this is really not a good meal. I mean,
Brody would never do it's wrong, bring it back to
it again. They would kill him. They would kill him
without even giving him his last meal, just for that.
Just pissed. I think they actually stopped that in some states.
I mean, I don't know what state it is that
they still do the last meal, but I think they
stopped it. Right Why, because you can be very fussy
(12:22):
and you did you know you're being executed because you
did something wrong. Why don't you get baked the last
But even so, if you get your meal messed up,
what are you gonna do to them. You're about to die. Yeah,
you could ask for redo. I don't know if you can.
The story. It was an article about some guy who
kept asking it for it to be done over and
(12:44):
over and over again, to delay, to prolong his life
or something. Really Texas, Texas did several years ago. Let's
see Texas so authorities. This is from the Guardian. Hy
eleven authorities will only serve standard prison fair after racist killers,
(13:04):
elaborate and uneaten final request. He u this a whole.
I'm not going to say his name was executed. He
killed a bunch of people. He asked for two chicken
fried steaks, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a
pound of barbecue, three pahita is a meat lover's pizza,
a pine of ice cream, and a slab of peanut
butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison official said he did
(13:25):
not eat any of it okra okra, So they're not
doing that in doing that to them, can I add
chips and guwalk to mind? Ye? I would like to
eat a seventeen year cicada please. Oh they just left.
I'll wait. In way of being a d bag like
(13:50):
a y'all, do you spit in the guy's food before
you start? What what it tastes like? Like? Really, this
person murdered somebody, Like, I'm gonna go out of my
way to make a special dish for you. You. But
not only that. When you get electrocute and you totally
just you know, shoot your pants, how do you know that? So?
How do you do you? What did you ask for
(14:12):
fried chicken? But they give it to you raw? Then
you electrocute you and then it's fried? Do do you? Yeah?
Do you poop your paint? Vomit in your eyes? Bugs?
That's right, your eyeballs. I'm going to clean up. We're
googling questions that only dead people can answer. But that's
(14:34):
why they cover the face so that you don't see
the eyeballs pop out. Well, I think, I think when
you die, all of your muscles relax, your sphincter or
whatever is in your sphincter. I don't even know. So
that tragantic steak and all that stuff you say, because
it comes flying out. Man. You the body interprets electrocution
(14:57):
as your own brain sending signals, because electricity is used
to send signals to parts of your body. So that's
why you tense up, because your muscles think it's your
brain telling you to tense up, which is interesting. It
doesn't say anything about but but but fun fact ted
Bundy his last meal. He declined the special meal, so
he was given the tree. Sir, we can't we can't
(15:23):
get you that boy old. This kid is sent him back.
I'll wait. He got medium rare steak, eggs over easy,
hash browns, toast SMA, coffee, juice, butter and jelly. Yeah,
let's see. I'm trying to look at other they have,
Like there's a whole Wikipedia page of people's last meals.
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