Alive & Well...

Brace yourself. Scoobs and Elliott get into the disgusting and wonderful world of infertility with fellow jerk off room alum and special guest Mike. The three compare literal spank bank material, discuss the emotional load of the IVF journey, and drop as many semen puns as they can muster.

Scoobs and Elliott welcome their first guest to the pod! Jason joins the duo to talk about his bipolar diagnosis, the wild Hollywood story that led him to it, and gifts us with a killer joke about mania and his trip to Italy.

Scoobs and Elliott accidentally manifested too hard last episode and recount their jaunt to the ER. They also talk about everyone's favorite vampire Bryan Johnson, what they hope they live long enough to see, and transhumanism -- whatever that actually is.

All you need to know is that Scoobs has a near death experience in the first two minutes.

Scoobs and Elliott come clean about their failed attempt to record an episode in the hospital, Scoobs sees the ghost of Chappell Roan, and they both look back on the happy accidents that started their careers.

Scoobs and Elliott talk about getting crossed over by an 8-year-old, the (debatable) existential FOMO of friends leaving for new beginnings, and why Elliott finally decided to read The Fault In Our Stars. 

Back from a holiday hiatus, Scoobs and Elliott discuss the shifting definition of home, having a Stockholm syndrome relationship with hospitals, and how to give an AI chatbot an existential crisis. 

Scoobs and Elliott do a little armchair philosophy as they contemplate being squished like a bug, tell the truth about SoCals' infamous grunion runs, and get our first caller into the show. Sort of.

Scoobs and Elliott wade through an endless stream of bad news as they process the idea of WWIII, the terrible possibility of glizzykemia, and wonder if it's possible to make a cancer diagnosis feel like bottle service.

Scoobs and Elliott are back and talking trends. Like poisoning exes with killer mushrooms, the rise of "pop punk," and their mutual distaste for toxic cancer positivity. 

Scoobs and Elliott find themselves overwhelmed by the impossible decision of what to order for dinner, whether they should buy Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater-infused soap, and how cancer can be overwhelming until it isn’t.

Scoobs and Elliott rise above feeling like hot garbage and rate their favorite types of nurses, invent piss jug yoga, and discuss whether they would tell their younger selves about cancer nuking their lives.

Scoobs and Elliott joke about being able to survive in Alcatraz, give it up for their MVP moms, and talk about what Mother's Day means when trying to have kids after cancer gets complicated.

Scoobs and Elliott ponder whether or not they're in a Final Destination situation, debate what manifesting means when life doesn't deliver the goods, and investigate whether Scott Stapp is really in danger six feet from that ledge.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss their half-hearted attempts at wellness, eat bad foods that are supposed to be good for them, and demand justice for dire wolves.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss work’s chokehold over all of us and trade stories about their A+ efforts to clock in while sick.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss their fated meeting and recount their respective journeys into unwellness.