July 22, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Li Gared Possess.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, that's the twenty third of July twenty twenty four.
Welcome all you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast.
And Ruda, I understand you've got a question that you
want to ask to kick things off.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, so the other day because I've got a seven
year old son and sometimes you'll get on my Apple Music.
I don't have Spotify, I've got Apple Music, and he
will look at interesting songs because he's seven year old
and a boy, and he was looking at one that
had banana in the title, and he just started on
the castro playing this song and it absolutely took me back,
(01:06):
took me a back.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I should say, minyam ban nah, minim bandana, minyon budana,
menym bun, minyam Bannah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Now, can you guys know answer the question why would
this song take me back?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Minya b minim bandana, minion.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, I can only think. I don't know exactly
why the song strikes card with you. But my initial
thoughts on this song that it's it's working with a
very very narrow range of idea and really getting the
best out of a sound of sound which is actually
(01:50):
a really quite a quite a cool sound. And then
yan yah is a female coming in?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is it minim bana minyon buanah menyu?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also the minion banana? So is that a small banana?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I guess it was a song about a banana and
the minions from the movie to Speakable with me that
kind of looked like bananas. But what took me aback
and my wife as well, made us gasp look at
each other think this is creepy is that we both
thought that that voice sounded tremendously like me.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh ah menyu.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Menym menyon my.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Voice doppleganger me, No, that sounds like me putting on
a silly voice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you know what this song reminds me? Off?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can I play a song that reminds me of absolutely
through the system? Here?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Let me just here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I think it's the same catchiness as the song here.
It's kind of in the operating in the same them.
So this song was everywhere for a while, but it's
sort of disappeared a little bit, isn't it this gun?
(03:11):
Are you familiar with the song.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Done and one four or five? Don go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Boy, this kind of sounds like you was well rid
of it.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Vibes Gon vibes, John la fere.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, but it better than me and we're back.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh, team is looking down the barrel of a four
fifty five meeting.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Can they turn it around and make this meeting an email? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I think it was really like that coming and also
just it actually it actually made.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Where was that audio coming from? That sounds like it
was z B or something.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was that you? But normally when I pushed down the
h pace button, I can listen to things without coming
through everybody else's speaking.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I had it on. I had both of them on
because I wasn't sure if you were one and two
or two and one, so both of them A.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Normally, when I go hp CL, I can preview things
and make sure that I don't play the air because
I was going to suggest that there's a double ganger
voice for Matt.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, and it was that person there that was just talking.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'll play it again.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Have you got Dave Gibson from Amazing?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
So I feel very lucky.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You think the voices this kind.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Of situation where we can we can go to each
other's rooms. This is all legal, this is allowed. We
can hang up to get it outside, we could exercise
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What's interesting is because for the longest time, people thought
I was a doppelganger for real.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
In fact, there was a woman that was stalking me
for a while. She broke broke into the radio studio
head under the table, was stalking me, but then she
got confused and started stalking Dave Gibson and thought that
she was stalking me. And then she came up to
him at a restaurant and she was I mean, that
just shows how.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Crazy she was.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
She didn't which person she was talking. And interestingly, I
was at an Elementar P show once because I was
dating the bass player, well dating he had two kids
with it, and ended up signing like people just kept
coming up and saying can you sign this? And and
I was signing them as Gibbo And meanwhile, about ten
(05:19):
meters away, he was signing things as me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So people's not only do people think we look alike,
they thought we looked more like the other person than
we look like ourselves.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, no, that doesn't surprise me. Are you too sure
that you're not related? Have you have you? Are you
one hundred percent sure that you're not related somewhere down
the line.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come from a long line of ruders, so you never
know not ruders ruters.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean you do, got you guys do There's a
similarity in your look.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
In the vocals, similarity in the vocals, similarity.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I feel like he's got a croakier voice than me.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He's got a slightly deeper voice than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's similar. I think maybe because he spent so
much time with you over the years, He's probably.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Smoked about ten times amount of cigarettes as me as Okay, right, yeah,
he smokes a lot of silks. Hey, what do you
think about this tune here from Perry Grip? Tell me
what you think about this? Okay, because this takes me back, Okay,
makes me feel weird.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a tortoise. Do anything unless it explains the difference
between turtles and tortoises. I don't like turtle. It comes
to big reveal.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's still a tortoise.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
A tortoise lives on land. Turtle is not a tortoise.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It's not hard to understand, all good, So can you
just can you just learn that a turtle swims in
the sea and lives in to see and a tortoise
lives on land.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Like, can you just know that rather than have to
listen to a song about it? Yeah, I mean that's
pretty obvious to me. I mean it's it that I
mean out like, that's a good point. I mean it's
like saying a hippo swims and water, but auronoceros cruises
around on the land.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, this guy is very popular on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
This is an it's rain and taco.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Million views.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No need to ask why? Just hold on. I think
we do need to ask why if it's raining tacos.
I'm off the sky mainly because he's creating a culture
of not asking questions. If it's raining tacos. You want
to be teaching children to ask the question why is
it raining tagos?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's what it's coming from you, when you were absolutely
brutalized for years by your son Hugo asking so many
questions that you couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, the yes, that's true. He doesn't ask any question.
Thank god, the questions have stopped now. He started telling
me things, but half of the things are not true.
That that's a different type of frustration, things that he's
learned off YouTube. But semi fact. Yeah, right, that's frustrating.
What do you do to that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So that's what happens in life. You start asking questions
and then you start just spitting lice. Eventually it swaps
over the one that got made the most.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Note, why is there water on Where did the water
come from? Where did the water come from? Where did
the water from the earth come from?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's a great question. Some of it came from asteroids,
some of us made, and national natural phissiers under the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know, a lot of water, a lot of water.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I mean that they can't account for the amount
of water on the planet from just how it's been
made here. I mean it's a mix of hydrogen and oxygen.
But yeah, it's difficult to account for how much water
is here just by the natural processes of the Earth
to make it. So they believe that big icy comets
smashed into us and left a lot of water.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Behind, left their ice here and it melted, and.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It melted, because I mean, we've got a fuck load
of water here. You've got to say. Although someone was
once telling me that we think there's a lot of
water on Earth, but the Earth is actually massive and
the volume of the Earth is huge. That if it
was an apple, it would be not even damp to
the touch.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Not even the skin. Yeah, that's the thing, because you
could have an ocean that was forty five thousand meters deep,
and you know, because it goes down as deep as
sometimes as high up into as planes fly a. Yeah,
so that's fine, but that's actually not very deep when
you come to look at the same as the atmosphere
around the actual Earth, how much oxygen there is.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is the radius of the Earth is six thousand, three
hundred and seventy one kilometers, so you're basically so like
even if you go a kilometer down, so that's fricking
d thousand meters. Yeah, so then you're only one six thousand,
three hundred and seventy oneth.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Of the Yeah, it's massive. Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Massive, and the ocean is very, very very rarely a
kilometer deep.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Someone said to me that some of the water came
from volcanoes for the longest time when they were volcanoes
spewing out to Earth and they were creating clouds, and
then it rained for ages. Say that again, so, yeah,
volcanoes because of the Earth, the way the Earth was going. Yeah,
and then the volcanoes were spinning out steam that was
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being created that created clouds because there were lots of
volcanos at one stage all over the Earth and they
just rained and rained and rained and rained and rained
and rain for like millions of years. Yeah, yeah, and
that created a lot of Okay, But the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Is, as I'm saying, Jerry, this comes so hydrogen is
a very very very abundant element in the universe, and
the that we know of the most abundant.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I can shove as much hydrogen up rus as you want,
but you're having to mix that hydrogen with oxygen.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So where's your fucking oxygen coming from?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
At your volcano?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You know some of it the salt coming from exactly,
Mate is not just ox nitrogen.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Where's the sodium come from? What's the what's the thing for?
What's the stupid for sodium?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, medium, Matt, Just while you look that up, I'm
just gonna thrust your quick break here, and then you're
gonna salts made at not just no no.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Table sodium chloroid Mate, sodium sodium mixed with the fucking
chloroid Mate.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Show that up.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, where did all the water on earth come from?
Where did all We'll be back with that answer in
just a few moments. And then where did all the
noss come from? And also where did all the salt
come from?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, we're asking the question, what's love got to
do with it?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Is there a weird buzzing coming through from jury's you
know that buzzing the get when ortized to do anything?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Is that? Yeah? God, I couldn't hear that. That's interesting.
You could hear that, could you? I couldn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Now it's now it's been raised with me. I can
I could hear it? Can we try that again?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I can hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh, yeah, your ears are worse than mine.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I don't. Okay, go again?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Sets off? Yeah, and here's on I had.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I cannot hear that. I had something.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I had this experience in my house the other day
where there was this this sort of strange charging iPhone
charging device and clock and it was making this really
high pitched noise and I couldn't hear it at all,
but it was torture for both with my son and
my girlfriend. They could both hear it so ladly that
that was really annoying. And I was like I couldn't
(12:46):
hear it all.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's just a vibration, isn't it? Ultimately the vibrations getting
into your ears?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Can you hear that? Mesh?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah? How weird? Why can't I hear it?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's just frequencies?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Bruh. Maybe just maybe you've got can come over here.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You can set out for a podcast for ten minutes
and I come back in and you guys are just
listening up frequency.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This is quite interesting. Yeah, I want to know whether
or not this is because my ears have got something
wrong with them. The question were.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Watching the water on Earth comes from sitting in the
starting gates.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And you're complete.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
With the information about where the bloody water on Earth
comes from?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But can I can? I? Can I just see something you?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Jerry?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This information?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I want to try these headphones.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, I'm just interested in ifs can hear the buzzing
noise through, whether it's not it doesn't come through my area,
Whether is I just bug it?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So do the before and after that's on? Hear the
buzzing and off.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
To be Jerry.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I've now turned it up as loud as I can go.
Can you hear that?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Now? Can you?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I wasn't up in my fingers. All right, that's good.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm not deaf, alright, okay, well cleanly, clearly not deaf
thing as we've been talking to you on a podcast
for the last I mean, and you don't have a great.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Now that we've got to the bottom of that issue
is not Shall we move on to when when your
job is listed to people from.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
How is it map on the thunb Now, I don't
know if you can do that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You can't do that, you can't.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, far from the sun, this is where the water
comes from, messes walking out. He started to walk it over.
He's out that buzzing and thing was too much fro him.
Far from the Sun, where temperatures are low, water formed
icy objects such as comments. Well close to the sun,
water reacted with rocky materials to form hydrated minerals. It's
thought that the most likely way that planet Earth and
here its water was from asteroids and comments comets crashing
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into it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Right, all right, all right, there must have been a
lot of asteroids.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I fucking smashing this up for a long time, mate,
because because there was a time like say the Earth,
you have a ring of material that's orbiting the Sun, right,
and over time that all smashes into each other, right,
And so then you get the planets in the Solar System,
and that's actually chewed up a a lot of the
stuff that's that's orbiting the Sun.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So, but once your planet is formed, you're still in
a period of quite a lot of ship still smashing
into each other. There's a period of time where a
lot of stuff is going to be smashing into your planet.
And then you as you get bigger, you have a
gravity pull of your own that brings more stuff in.
So we're living in a time where there's not as
much ship floating around. And also, god, you're talking billions
of years, right, So you're talking thirteen point eight billion
years since the Big Bang, and then you know you've
(15:47):
got billions of years years.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Of the Sun.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Is it four point just four points something billion years
since the Sun formed? Or is it a little bit
longer than that?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was that the Earth? Earth?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
When did the Sun form? So four points so I
was right four point six billion years ago the Sun formed.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Four point five four that the Earth formed?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Right, So so it formed or was started it started
for a long time before that, though didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, anyway, at a bit the Earth, when is the
Earth the Earth? You could see, but bit's colyde into it,
So they get a gravitational pool. More bits clode into it,
gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and then
gravity forces the heavy metals into the center and the outside,
and then you've got that. Then you've got this bloody planet.
Next thing, you know what happens, because there's all this
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ship floating around in the Solar System, commet hits you.
That's got a lot of water on it, a lot
of hydrogen and oxygen of mixed together.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Get your fucking oceans, mate. So when you're swimming, when
you're swimming in the ocean and you're on your boat,
you never stopped to think about that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Do you shove that up your ass? You know, I'm
thinking about tides and stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, well, I mean there's so much, I mean crazy.
How different would it be. Well, I'll tell you how
different it would be if that hadn't happened. There'll be
no life at all because it all came out of the.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Water, didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, So it's actually lucky. So everyone's all I hope
we don't get hit comment. Well, mate, if we never
get a comment, we wouldn't be here, so be kind
of our ror. The last thing i'd say if there
was a comet about to hit the Earth to kill us,
all I'd say ironic, because it was comets that formed
the life here that started, So my last comment would
be how ironic.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But the other part about it is that it would
knock things out, Like if we got had by a
giant comet. Yeah, it would change things.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, we'll knock things out, but something will keep going
knock things out, like the Moon for example, that once
was a part of the Earth.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh and then got knocked out the Moon out of
its orbit into a new orbit. That would be interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So you've got sort of a built a pool situation.
We've got some kind of comet. It hits the side
of the moon Moon, The moon goes one way, the
comet goes the other way out Earth. One morning, get
up and you don't have your period because the moon
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
To or it gets closer, it gets knocked closer to
Earth and it's a stronger. You get stronger periods.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That would really so you've got like you suddenly get
a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Because what would happened to all the bits of the
comet though that smashed and smashed all over the thing?
Would they end up on the Moon or would they
end up on the Earth? What go again? So the
comet smashes into the Moon, knocks the Moon closer to Earth,
but disintegrates into little bits when it hurts to the Moon.
Where do those bits of the comet go? Do they
(18:36):
go to the Moon or do they go to the Earth?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I think that eventually come to the Earth because of
the larger gravitational pull. Okay, but then this proximity, so
I think some of them that were close to the
Moon would of the Yeah, to many on the side
and their proximity be it absolute absolute mess.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's going to happen, It will happen.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It will happen at some point, but unlikely to coincide
with our lives.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No, our eyes are very short. Yeah, we are just
a little bacteria that chiller out for a very small
amount of time and then die.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Well, there is that one that's coming close to Earth
in twenty twenty nine. It's going to be closer than.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The moon thirty two thousand, k's away.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
And in fact as close as some of the satellite
What if.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Terrasts got up there.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh that's a good one, you know, a terrists got
up there, like you know with a box cutter, al coed,
they got up there.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We're still around.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They got up there, and you get a bunch of
our kid out there just jumping on the wrong side
of the comet.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
They put it out of whaw can it? That's the
Earth space stand not very space orientated? Al Qaeda lazy? Well,
who notice that they're not very space focused? No, they're not.
Actually Alka haven't been on the moon. They're never going
to get on the moon.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
If they got up on the moon, the first thing
they do is they'd find that Australian, that American flag,
and they'd burn it. Ah, would they burn it with
that things? Don't burn it space, there's no oxygen stamp
on it. Then first thing to do they'd get up there.
I want to burn the American flag that's still sitting
on the moon. They can't get the bloody light again,
get passed off.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Trying to strike a match on the moan?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, all right, what could you do with it?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Then? What flag? With the flag? If you want to
defecate on it is the only option.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Then your pool will just go off into space.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Because if you're trying to pool in space, ship right
up your back mate.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh, it's be a real problem and follow you around.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Even jumping on a flag like it'd be like a
sperm sperm.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
B oh, yeah, sperm and bath turns into like vement venom.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's disgusting. It becomes it's because they're little swimmers. And
then they know they're going back home.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They're looking for a thigh.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They'd be like a big sold to lie here. I
told this was a great idea. We all got excited,
blast out here and next you know, and find himself
in the bath. I thought I was gonna thought I'd
find myself and a woman. That's exactly okay, alright, alright, okay, okay,
the world, all right, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Verse.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
The other podcast, the Radio Highlights podcast, is exceptional. Today
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on a game of football in Norway. All right, okay,
listen to that all right, all right, okay, okay, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Right, going home over bath and get some spem to
cling to me? All right, you don't enough for you?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Can you put some picks up on Instagram with that
kill you?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, love you guys, bye, love.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Your job, Hunger for morgariash god driver, she got no eyes, can't.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
See very far.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
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Li Gared Possess.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, that's the twenty third of July twenty twenty four.
Welcome all you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast.
And Ruda, I understand you've got a question that you
want to ask to kick things off.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, so the other day because I've got a seven
year old son and sometimes you'll get on my Apple Music.
I don't have Spotify, I've got Apple Music, and he
will look at interesting songs because he's seven year old
and a boy, and he was looking at one that
had banana in the title, and he just started on
the castro playing this song and it absolutely took me back,
(01:06):
took me a back.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I should say, minyam ban nah, minim bandana, minyon budana,
menym bun, minyam Bannah.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Now, can you guys know answer the question why would
this song take me back?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Minya b minim bandana, minion.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, I can only think. I don't know exactly
why the song strikes card with you. But my initial
thoughts on this song that it's it's working with a
very very narrow range of idea and really getting the
best out of a sound of sound which is actually
(01:50):
a really quite a quite a cool sound. And then
yan yah is a female coming in?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is it minim bana minyon buanah menyu?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also the minion banana? So is that a small banana?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I guess it was a song about a banana and
the minions from the movie to Speakable with me that
kind of looked like bananas. But what took me aback
and my wife as well, made us gasp look at
each other think this is creepy is that we both
thought that that voice sounded tremendously like me.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh ah menyu.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Menym menyon my.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Voice doppleganger me, No, that sounds like me putting on
a silly voice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you know what this song reminds me? Off?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can I play a song that reminds me of absolutely
through the system? Here?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Let me just here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I think it's the same catchiness as the song here.
It's kind of in the operating in the same them.
So this song was everywhere for a while, but it's
sort of disappeared a little bit, isn't it this gun?
(03:11):
Are you familiar with the song.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Done and one four or five? Don go.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Boy, this kind of sounds like you was well rid
of it.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Vibes Gon vibes, John la fere.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, but it better than me and we're back.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh, team is looking down the barrel of a four
fifty five meeting.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Can they turn it around and make this meeting an email? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I think it was really like that coming and also
just it actually it actually made.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Where was that audio coming from? That sounds like it
was z B or something.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was that you? But normally when I pushed down the
h pace button, I can listen to things without coming
through everybody else's speaking.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I had it on. I had both of them on
because I wasn't sure if you were one and two
or two and one, so both of them A.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Normally, when I go hp CL, I can preview things
and make sure that I don't play the air because
I was going to suggest that there's a double ganger
voice for Matt.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, and it was that person there that was just talking.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'll play it again.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Have you got Dave Gibson from Amazing?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
So I feel very lucky.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You think the voices this kind.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Of situation where we can we can go to each
other's rooms. This is all legal, this is allowed. We
can hang up to get it outside, we could exercise
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What's interesting is because for the longest time, people thought
I was a doppelganger for real.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
In fact, there was a woman that was stalking me
for a while. She broke broke into the radio studio
head under the table, was stalking me, but then she
got confused and started stalking Dave Gibson and thought that
she was stalking me. And then she came up to
him at a restaurant and she was I mean, that
just shows how.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Crazy she was.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
She didn't which person she was talking. And interestingly, I
was at an Elementar P show once because I was
dating the bass player, well dating he had two kids
with it, and ended up signing like people just kept
coming up and saying can you sign this? And and
I was signing them as Gibbo And meanwhile, about ten
(05:19):
meters away, he was signing things as me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So people's not only do people think we look alike,
they thought we looked more like the other person than
we look like ourselves.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, no, that doesn't surprise me. Are you too sure
that you're not related? Have you have you? Are you
one hundred percent sure that you're not related somewhere down
the line.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come from a long line of ruders, so you never
know not ruders ruters.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean you do, got you guys do There's a
similarity in your look.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
In the vocals, similarity in the vocals, similarity.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I feel like he's got a croakier voice than me.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He's got a slightly deeper voice than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's similar. I think maybe because he spent so
much time with you over the years, He's probably.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Smoked about ten times amount of cigarettes as me as Okay, right, yeah,
he smokes a lot of silks. Hey, what do you
think about this tune here from Perry Grip? Tell me
what you think about this? Okay, because this takes me back, Okay,
makes me feel weird.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a tortoise. Do anything unless it explains the difference
between turtles and tortoises. I don't like turtle. It comes
to big reveal.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's still a tortoise.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
A tortoise lives on land. Turtle is not a tortoise.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It's not hard to understand, all good, So can you
just can you just learn that a turtle swims in
the sea and lives in to see and a tortoise
lives on land.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Like, can you just know that rather than have to
listen to a song about it? Yeah, I mean that's
pretty obvious to me. I mean it's it that I
mean out like, that's a good point. I mean it's
like saying a hippo swims and water, but auronoceros cruises
around on the land.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, this guy is very popular on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
This is an it's rain and taco.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Million views.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No need to ask why? Just hold on. I think
we do need to ask why if it's raining tacos.
I'm off the sky mainly because he's creating a culture
of not asking questions. If it's raining tacos. You want
to be teaching children to ask the question why is
it raining tagos?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's what it's coming from you, when you were absolutely
brutalized for years by your son Hugo asking so many
questions that you couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, the yes, that's true. He doesn't ask any question.
Thank god, the questions have stopped now. He started telling
me things, but half of the things are not true.
That that's a different type of frustration, things that he's
learned off YouTube. But semi fact. Yeah, right, that's frustrating.
What do you do to that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So that's what happens in life. You start asking questions
and then you start just spitting lice. Eventually it swaps
over the one that got made the most.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Note, why is there water on Where did the water
come from? Where did the water come from? Where did
the water from the earth come from?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's a great question. Some of it came from asteroids,
some of us made, and national natural phissiers under the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know, a lot of water, a lot of water.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I mean that they can't account for the amount
of water on the planet from just how it's been
made here. I mean it's a mix of hydrogen and oxygen.
But yeah, it's difficult to account for how much water
is here just by the natural processes of the Earth
to make it. So they believe that big icy comets
smashed into us and left a lot of water.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Behind, left their ice here and it melted, and.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It melted, because I mean, we've got a fuck load
of water here. You've got to say. Although someone was
once telling me that we think there's a lot of
water on Earth, but the Earth is actually massive and
the volume of the Earth is huge. That if it
was an apple, it would be not even damp to
the touch.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Not even the skin. Yeah, that's the thing, because you
could have an ocean that was forty five thousand meters deep,
and you know, because it goes down as deep as
sometimes as high up into as planes fly a. Yeah,
so that's fine, but that's actually not very deep when
you come to look at the same as the atmosphere
around the actual Earth, how much oxygen there is.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is the radius of the Earth is six thousand, three
hundred and seventy one kilometers, so you're basically so like
even if you go a kilometer down, so that's fricking
d thousand meters. Yeah, so then you're only one six thousand,
three hundred and seventy oneth.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Of the Yeah, it's massive. Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Massive, and the ocean is very, very very rarely a
kilometer deep.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Someone said to me that some of the water came
from volcanoes for the longest time when they were volcanoes
spewing out to Earth and they were creating clouds, and
then it rained for ages. Say that again, so, yeah,
volcanoes because of the Earth, the way the Earth was going. Yeah,
and then the volcanoes were spinning out steam that was
(10:28):
being created that created clouds because there were lots of
volcanos at one stage all over the Earth and they
just rained and rained and rained and rained and rained
and rain for like millions of years. Yeah, yeah, and
that created a lot of Okay, But the thing.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Is, as I'm saying, Jerry, this comes so hydrogen is
a very very very abundant element in the universe, and
the that we know of the most abundant.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I can shove as much hydrogen up rus as you want,
but you're having to mix that hydrogen with oxygen.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So where's your fucking oxygen coming from?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
At your volcano?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You know some of it the salt coming from exactly,
Mate is not just ox nitrogen.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Where's the sodium come from? What's the what's the thing for?
What's the stupid for sodium?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, medium, Matt, Just while you look that up, I'm
just gonna thrust your quick break here, and then you're
gonna salts made at not just no no.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Table sodium chloroid Mate, sodium sodium mixed with the fucking
chloroid Mate.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Show that up.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, where did all the water on earth come from?
Where did all We'll be back with that answer in
just a few moments. And then where did all the
noss come from? And also where did all the salt
come from?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, we're asking the question, what's love got to
do with it?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Is there a weird buzzing coming through from jury's you
know that buzzing the get when ortized to do anything?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Is that? Yeah? God, I couldn't hear that. That's interesting.
You could hear that, could you? I couldn't hear that.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Now it's now it's been raised with me. I can
I could hear it? Can we try that again?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I can hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh, yeah, your ears are worse than mine.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I don't. Okay, go again?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Sets off? Yeah, and here's on I had.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I cannot hear that. I had something.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I had this experience in my house the other day
where there was this this sort of strange charging iPhone
charging device and clock and it was making this really
high pitched noise and I couldn't hear it at all,
but it was torture for both with my son and
my girlfriend. They could both hear it so ladly that
that was really annoying. And I was like I couldn't
(12:46):
hear it all.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's just a vibration, isn't it? Ultimately the vibrations getting
into your ears?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Can you hear that? Mesh?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah? How weird? Why can't I hear it?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's just frequencies?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Bruh. Maybe just maybe you've got can come over here.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You can set out for a podcast for ten minutes
and I come back in and you guys are just
listening up frequency.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This is quite interesting. Yeah, I want to know whether
or not this is because my ears have got something
wrong with them. The question were.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Watching the water on Earth comes from sitting in the
starting gates.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And you're complete.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
With the information about where the bloody water on Earth
comes from?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But can I can? I? Can I just see something you?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Jerry?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This information?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I want to try these headphones.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, I'm just interested in ifs can hear the buzzing
noise through, whether it's not it doesn't come through my area,
Whether is I just bug it?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
So do the before and after that's on? Hear the
buzzing and off.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
To be Jerry.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I've now turned it up as loud as I can go.
Can you hear that?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Now? Can you?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I wasn't up in my fingers. All right, that's good.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm not deaf, alright, okay, well cleanly, clearly not deaf
thing as we've been talking to you on a podcast
for the last I mean, and you don't have a great.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Now that we've got to the bottom of that issue
is not Shall we move on to when when your
job is listed to people from.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
How is it map on the thunb Now, I don't
know if you can do that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You can't do that, you can't.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, far from the sun, this is where the water
comes from, messes walking out. He started to walk it over.
He's out that buzzing and thing was too much fro him.
Far from the Sun, where temperatures are low, water formed
icy objects such as comments. Well close to the sun,
water reacted with rocky materials to form hydrated minerals. It's
thought that the most likely way that planet Earth and
here its water was from asteroids and comments comets crashing
(14:55):
into it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Right, all right, all right, there must have been a
lot of asteroids.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I fucking smashing this up for a long time, mate,
because because there was a time like say the Earth,
you have a ring of material that's orbiting the Sun, right,
and over time that all smashes into each other, right,
And so then you get the planets in the Solar System,
and that's actually chewed up a a lot of the
stuff that's that's orbiting the Sun.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So, but once your planet is formed, you're still in
a period of quite a lot of ship still smashing
into each other. There's a period of time where a
lot of stuff is going to be smashing into your planet.
And then you as you get bigger, you have a
gravity pull of your own that brings more stuff in.
So we're living in a time where there's not as
much ship floating around. And also, god, you're talking billions
of years, right, So you're talking thirteen point eight billion
years since the Big Bang, and then you know you've
(15:47):
got billions of years years.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Of the Sun.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Is it four point just four points something billion years
since the Sun formed? Or is it a little bit
longer than that?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was that the Earth? Earth?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
When did the Sun form? So four points so I
was right four point six billion years ago the Sun formed.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Four point five four that the Earth formed?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Right, So so it formed or was started it started
for a long time before that, though didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, anyway, at a bit the Earth, when is the
Earth the Earth? You could see, but bit's colyde into it,
So they get a gravitational pool. More bits clode into it,
gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and then
gravity forces the heavy metals into the center and the outside,
and then you've got that. Then you've got this bloody planet.
Next thing, you know what happens, because there's all this
(16:41):
ship floating around in the Solar System, commet hits you.
That's got a lot of water on it, a lot
of hydrogen and oxygen of mixed together.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Get your fucking oceans, mate. So when you're swimming, when
you're swimming in the ocean and you're on your boat,
you never stopped to think about that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Do you shove that up your ass? You know, I'm
thinking about tides and stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, well, I mean there's so much, I mean crazy.
How different would it be. Well, I'll tell you how
different it would be if that hadn't happened. There'll be
no life at all because it all came out of the.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Water, didn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, So it's actually lucky. So everyone's all I hope
we don't get hit comment. Well, mate, if we never
get a comment, we wouldn't be here, so be kind
of our ror. The last thing i'd say if there
was a comet about to hit the Earth to kill us,
all I'd say ironic, because it was comets that formed
the life here that started, So my last comment would
be how ironic.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But the other part about it is that it would
knock things out, Like if we got had by a
giant comet. Yeah, it would change things.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, we'll knock things out, but something will keep going
knock things out, like the Moon for example, that once
was a part of the Earth.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh and then got knocked out the Moon out of
its orbit into a new orbit. That would be interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So you've got sort of a built a pool situation.
We've got some kind of comet. It hits the side
of the moon Moon, The moon goes one way, the
comet goes the other way out Earth. One morning, get
up and you don't have your period because the moon
wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
To or it gets closer, it gets knocked closer to
Earth and it's a stronger. You get stronger periods.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That would really so you've got like you suddenly get
a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Because what would happened to all the bits of the
comet though that smashed and smashed all over the thing?
Would they end up on the Moon or would they
end up on the Earth? What go again? So the
comet smashes into the Moon, knocks the Moon closer to Earth,
but disintegrates into little bits when it hurts to the Moon.
Where do those bits of the comet go? Do they
(18:36):
go to the Moon or do they go to the Earth?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I think that eventually come to the Earth because of
the larger gravitational pull. Okay, but then this proximity, so
I think some of them that were close to the
Moon would of the Yeah, to many on the side
and their proximity be it absolute absolute mess.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's going to happen, It will happen.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It will happen at some point, but unlikely to coincide
with our lives.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No, our eyes are very short. Yeah, we are just
a little bacteria that chiller out for a very small
amount of time and then die.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Well, there is that one that's coming close to Earth
in twenty twenty nine. It's going to be closer than.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The moon thirty two thousand, k's away.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
And in fact as close as some of the satellite
What if.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Terrasts got up there.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh that's a good one, you know, a terrists got
up there, like you know with a box cutter, al coed,
they got up there.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We're still around.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They got up there, and you get a bunch of
our kid out there just jumping on the wrong side
of the comet.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
They put it out of whaw can it? That's the
Earth space stand not very space orientated? Al Qaeda lazy? Well,
who notice that they're not very space focused? No, they're not.
Actually Alka haven't been on the moon. They're never going
to get on the moon.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
If they got up on the moon, the first thing
they do is they'd find that Australian, that American flag,
and they'd burn it. Ah, would they burn it with
that things? Don't burn it space, there's no oxygen stamp
on it. Then first thing to do they'd get up there.
I want to burn the American flag that's still sitting
on the moon. They can't get the bloody light again,
get passed off.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Trying to strike a match on the moan?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, all right, what could you do with it?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Then? What flag? With the flag? If you want to
defecate on it is the only option.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Then your pool will just go off into space.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Because if you're trying to pool in space, ship right
up your back mate.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh, it's be a real problem and follow you around.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Even jumping on a flag like it'd be like a
sperm sperm.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
B oh, yeah, sperm and bath turns into like vement venom.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's disgusting. It becomes it's because they're little swimmers. And
then they know they're going back home.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They're looking for a thigh.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They'd be like a big sold to lie here. I
told this was a great idea. We all got excited,
blast out here and next you know, and find himself
in the bath. I thought I was gonna thought I'd
find myself and a woman. That's exactly okay, alright, alright, okay, okay,
the world, all right, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Verse.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
The other podcast, the Radio Highlights podcast, is exceptional. Today
we look for the four Pillars of Kaimawana. Also we
asked the question what do you do if something that
your work stinks? Okay, And we've also got fishcakes landing
on a game of football in Norway. All right, okay,
listen to that all right, all right, okay, okay, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Right, going home over bath and get some spem to
cling to me? All right, you don't enough for you?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Can you put some picks up on Instagram with that
kill you?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, love you guys, bye, love.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Your job, Hunger for morgariash god driver, she got no eyes, can't.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
See very far.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Matt and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can
listen to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely
get barred up about anyway. Sit, download, like, subscribe, write,
review all those great things. It really helps myself and
Jerry and to a lesser extent, mess and ruder. If
you want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check
(22:08):
out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
now get it wherever you get your books, or just
google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed, give them a taste of key We
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