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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want you to think back, maybe maybe to when
you were younger. I don't know that you would do
it as an adult, but when you were younger, you
definitely had friends that either broke an arm or a
leg or they ended up in a cast somehow. Oh absolutely,
And what may I ask was the worst thing that
you drew on their cast us?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
There you go? Is that going to be the most
common thing that I get? Oh you're asking that question now?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, is that going to be the most Like? We
had a buddy who broke his arm and.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We we I mean, are you talking as an adult? No?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, no, no, no, no, as as bad I want
to say. We were in high school, but we wrote
profanity on his.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh my god, what like the F word? No, Like
we weren't. We weren't calling anybody names. So you're what what?
Oh yeah, I s s h.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Somebody somebody wrote just that word, say again, just that word.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, other people wrote other things. You didn't write F face,
but you just wrote F.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The No, no, no, I wrote I wrote say the
brown word.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah I wrote that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Right, But you said you're not calling them names? So
no one wrote the word. Oh yeah, definitely? Oh well yeah,
that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Nobody wrote mother effort too much? Too much ink? What
mother clucker?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The uh no, that's not really profanity? Is penis gonna be?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The most common one is to draw or write, Yeah,
why would you write penis? Pen fifteen club? Why would
you write? Say?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why would you write penis? Makes more sense?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What than writing s?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The drawing of a penis no draws is hysterical if
you're ranking the uh no, you did it so that
they had to like fect of each Oh do they?
I know this is not going to come as a surprise,
but I was never asked to sign or write on
anyone's cat. But when you write something like that, was
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it instantly?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Is the kid like God, damn it?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And then then they're finding tape or a big sharpie.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, I mean sometimes still paining over it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'll tell you what's different, Christian. Will you do
me a favor?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Will you find me people who either did something I
don't want to say inappropriate, let's call it funny, either
did something to somebody's cast or somebody who had it done.
But like now, to get your cast changed out takes
two seconds. Like the technology now for changing out of time.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It costs money, though your parents are still going to
be pissed at that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'll say this when I had to get my cast
changed out last When did I break my ankle at
the end of last year?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So I had to get my cast changed out a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I just walked in and I just said, hey,
I'm here for a cast whatever, and they would just
take you. I didn't have to pay anything. Now, maybe
it shows up on a bill later. Yes, the nothing's free.
Say again, nothing's free. The I never walked down and
they were like, okay, that's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I have no idea if it costs any money to
change a cast.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now, I will say this, back in the day getting
your cast changed, that was a pain in the ass.
Like that was an all Like that took a long time.
Now getting cast done, they're pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But you were doing it because it was fun too tight,
nor your cast that you just had, Oh yeah, because
the swelling kicked in. But how often if you broke
your arm, and maybe it's changed in twenty twenty five,
But like as a kid, if you broke your arm,
how many times are you changing that cast?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, so casts were different back then also, right, so
they were a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Were that like that plaster that you would have to get.
I thought it was just like one cast. No no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And then if you had like for example, I had
when I shattered my wrist here and broke my thumb
and two bones in this hand right playing baseball, And
so my cast went from my underarm all the way
down bent rod.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And then all the way to my fingers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So even when they shortened it, it's not like they
could just cut this part off.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You had to get a whole new cast.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The other thing is now, like when I would go
in with my ankle, because of how the cast are now,
I could get X rayed with my cast on. Back then,
you couldn't get x rayed with your cast on, So
they'd have to cut the cast off, put your arm wherever,
like not just my arm.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But the same thing like with my toes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Then they would have to Then they would have to
x ray and then put another cast on.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You weren't supposed to get it wet, but you did,
you'd have to get a changed for that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Somebody drew a big penis on it, you'd have to
get it cut off. You'd have to get it changed.
So you would get cast on and off a lot
like now now there's do you have to get your
cast change? Sometimes yes, of course you do, but you
don't have to get it cut off just to And
they want to make sure right away. They want to
make sure that it's it's setting properly, because I've also
had a broken arm where it didn't set and they
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have to rebreak the arm, and the only way they
know that is to look at an X ray. But
they don't know that until they take the cast off.
So you were in there getting a lot of sawing
done on your on your cast.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Josh writes that when he was shorn, well he's got
a story about a broken.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'll break my own arm. But if you will draw
a penis.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
On it broken wrist in a cast in eighth grade,
every single word written on it, I would have to dump.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was very common.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't even remember seeing any obscene drawings or words
on cast. But I was never invited in close enough
to guess.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, no, no, that definitely would go on. I had
no idea that was the thing. Oh, of course it is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I've heard of, like people like, you know, writing on
bathroom walls. So I'm familiar with vandalism, but not on
someone's person.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's not vandalism. It's funny. So nobody's like holding the
person down to tag them.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, these are your friends whose parents would just get pissy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yep, man, I'm glad. I didn't break anything until I
turned forty, and then they made it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Then they made it harder once they went to fiberglass cast.
It made it harder to write on them, but you
could still do it. You can still put a big penis.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I guess I didn't have a cast. I only had
this sling. Will you sign?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And also your injury was in your head for frozen shoulders.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, I'm talking about when I fell off a bike.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, my elbow, the elbow, the elbow, elbowgan
line one.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hi Elliet in the morning. Hi, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
This is Emily from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hey Emily, Yes, did you wait?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Did you drawn a cast or did you have your
cast drawn on?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I had my cast draw on john On in middle school,
I had a black cast, so in bright silver sharpie.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
They wrote the nuts dolphins, Yes, mom left, Yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Did your mom make you get a change? Did your
mom make you get a change?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
No? Half of it.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
We just colored with the silver sharpie.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
There you go, There you go, all right, very good.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you. Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I remember we had one friend that was really good
at art and they drew I mean it was we
were young. We were in high school, so, like you
weren't as familiar with the body part.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But he drew a on on our friend's cast. He
drew a vagina. Where was I going?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So did only like a certain portion of the classroom
sign the cast.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's not Valentine's Day in kindergarten? But was that? Why
am I thinking that was a thing as well? No,
where everybody would get together, it's a everybody your friends.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So you still had some names on your cast addition
to the vulgar drawings and words.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, sometimes they would make a big penis and then
they would write somebody else's name on the penis. Yeah,
but no, it wasn't like the whole class got Maybe,
like if you broke your leg in like first.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Grade, the whole class would do it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But in first grade you also don't have to worry
about them making a big butthole or a big pot,
like like flaming a stack of crap on your cast.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And for those keyboard warriors that are firing up their
devices to tell me that I'm clearly playing a part here,
I can promise you I'm just sheltered.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Wait, keep driving your breaking up? But I bet you
got a good one line.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well what is that to say about Stafford? No, but
he sounded good.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hi Elliott in the morning Alien, Good morning, sir, how
are you good?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
This is Mike Jones, Good morning class.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Hey Mike, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Hey? So, my signature when I used to do it
for people was a giant set of boobs, and then
I would disguise it as like a smiley face to
make it look like, you know, two eyes on the flank,
smiling face, but it was obvious boobs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I like that you had your big card.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, And then the other thing people would do gigantic
penis and then people would sign their initials and that
would be the pubes exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You're exactly right. Do you remember though? The other great
the other great one thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
The initials were the pebic yes, yeah, you would do
it like cursivey yeah. And that was everybody, like like
if they drew the dog. All of this up here
was just everybody's initials. Oh my god. What was the
best penis one? Though? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Did you ever have a friend that like, like really
mangled their leg and they would at the cast.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That came out all the way up to their thigh. Yeah,
and then right on the thigh this part is where
you would draw the big see it, so you would
see like the tip at the bottom of the shorts. No, yeah,
like you oh yeah, if they had shorts on, yes,
oh yeah. And it wasn't just the tip. You'd give
them some light.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Well, you had to write their name on it or
your name on it. Yeah, that was always a good one.
You broke your leg, you knew what you were getting.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm sorry. Where am I going? Line six?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ellie in the morning, Elliott, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is Kevin from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hey, Kevin, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I broke my finger when I was six years old.
I had a cast up to my elbow and somebody
drew a penis from my elbow to the very tip
of my finger, and then everybody signed their initials penis.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
But now let me ask you this. Did your mom
get pissy or was she okay.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Oh, she's mad?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, so and then you had to go in and
get it cut off and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Now the parents would but and there was always the
kid who and it wasn't bullying, but there no, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But there was always the kids. No, no, no, there
was always the kid that would go, okay, okay, you
guys can sign my cast, but nothing bad.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know my mom, you know my mom, which was
essentially saying, whoever is first, make the biggest thickest penis
you can.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And they would do it.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh yeah, and he.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Would leave going, guys, you know, my mom's gonna be mad,
and she would she'd be hot, she'd be pissed at
all of us. But whatever, it was funny, all right, dude,
I appreciate it. Thank you, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Like we had friends' parents yell at us for doing it. Yeah,
they called your house.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
No. But like the next time we saw him, she's like,
I just want you guys to know that's not funny.
That's disrespectful. And I know you're trying to make hahas,
but you know he's got to go to school and
church and you know the whole deal. We used to
play Hangman on people's casts. This had to be careful
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with how much pressure you were applying to the broken
bone middle school Elliott was real careful.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Why am I worried about pressure? The cast is on there.
You can't you're leaning on it and playing a game,
you're writing on it. Yeah, but you're.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Talking about extended periods of time if you're playing hay Man.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Also, it takes a little bit of time to make
a nice penis. Also, I was going to say, let
me guess.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Pe and.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Line, what's hold on? I hit the wrong button. I'd
like to love the puzzle. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Hey Elliott, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
This is Kristen from Alexandria. When my five year old
was in kindergarten years ago, she fell off a really
tall slide at school and had a complete break of
the bone above her elbow. So it was a pretty
significant cast shoulder to finger tips and her uh godfather
wrote an enormous black sharpie letters. My mommy did this
to me cast, and every time we'd go anywhere, adults
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would kind of look at me sideways.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Like, oh wow, that's a great one. That's really good
that you got to talk to you later. And then
what was the how?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What was the switch between middle school penis on a
cast and high school penis on a cast?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
What was the what was the big difference between the
two penises? I've never drawn a penis, the that you've
never in your life drawn a penis?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I have a guess, the go ahead, veins.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, no, because you still need a place to write
your name. But that's a that is a great guess. No,
the high school penis was sick.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh hell, yes, wait a minute. You've never even what
I'm gonna do it right now. You've never done this.
You've never even just done that.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
No, I have not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I just drew a pet du penis here? Watch and
then that's bullying. This will be high school elliott. I say,
that's hill he's sick. Oh no, well soon, And I
don't know why. We always made the pea hole like
just a straight line down. When you look at it
almost looks like I'm split tongue in the thing. There
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where am I going?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Line one? Hi, Elliott in the morning? The name, Yeah, Hi,
who's ass?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
This is Eric?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Eric?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
So the girl that I had a crush on, so
you drew a heart and her initials inside the heart.
So obviously I was stoked. So five minutes later, this
other little a hole comes over and draws the swaska over.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Top of it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh Jesus, Christ Jesus.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
So I just scratch it all out. And she saw
and came over later that her heart was scratched out,
not knowing there and again.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. You shouldn't
do that. That makes me think of the sound of
music though the oh well, certainly that's where everybody's head went.
And we did sign as a cast the musical poster. Okay,
so I have flower drum song and meet me in
Saint Louis. All those let me go to.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh wait, did anybody yelse? Am I the only one
that grew up in Houston?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Or Christon didn't either. If you broke your arm in February,
it was everything. Everything was different because of what you
would go to the Houston Livestock Show in Rodeo and
the airbrush artists.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh would airbrush your cast? WHOA, I have never seen that,
and I'm from nearby the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, it's so like sometimes you would get like like
like you would get like I do remember vividly one
buddy of ours, is it Darwin. I can't remember his name,
but he he had almost like like like a beach
setting nice on on his But yeah, so they and
they had airbrush artists like to do jackets and jeans
and stuff like that, but they would airbrush the Uh,
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they would airbrush the cast.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh, I'm doing a quick image search here. This person
was made to look like Spider Man with the arm.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
You got Oh, here's Iron Man, A lot of superheroes,
you know what, that's pretty cool. We never did any
of that now, Paul writes on X my buddy wrote
taint sniffer.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
On my cast, and he was made to white it out.
Oh oh, come on, mom, just take me to get it.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Come on,
I want you to think back, maybe maybe to when
you were younger. I don't know that you would do
it as an adult, but when you were younger, you
definitely had friends that either broke an arm or a
leg or they ended up in a cast somehow. Oh absolutely,
And what may I ask was the worst thing that
you drew on their cast us?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
There you go? Is that going to be the most
common thing that I get? Oh you're asking that question now?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, is that going to be the most Like? We
had a buddy who broke his arm and.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We we I mean, are you talking as an adult? No?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, no, no, no, no, as as bad I want
to say. We were in high school, but we wrote
profanity on his.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh my god, what like the F word? No, Like
we weren't. We weren't calling anybody names. So you're what what?
Oh yeah, I s s h.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Somebody somebody wrote just that word, say again, just that word.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, other people wrote other things. You didn't write F face,
but you just wrote F.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The No, no, no, I wrote I wrote say the
brown word.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah I wrote that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Right, But you said you're not calling them names? So
no one wrote the word. Oh yeah, definitely? Oh well yeah,
that's lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Nobody wrote mother effort too much? Too much ink? What
mother clucker?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The uh no, that's not really profanity? Is penis gonna be?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The most common one is to draw or write, Yeah,
why would you write penis? Pen fifteen club? Why would
you write? Say?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Why would you write penis? Makes more sense?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What than writing s?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
The drawing of a penis no draws is hysterical if
you're ranking the uh no, you did it so that
they had to like fect of each Oh do they?
I know this is not going to come as a surprise,
but I was never asked to sign or write on
anyone's cat. But when you write something like that, was
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it instantly?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Is the kid like God, damn it?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And then then they're finding tape or a big sharpie.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, I mean sometimes still paining over it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I'll tell you what's different, Christian. Will you do
me a favor?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Will you find me people who either did something I
don't want to say inappropriate, let's call it funny, either
did something to somebody's cast or somebody who had it done.
But like now, to get your cast changed out takes
two seconds. Like the technology now for changing out of time.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It costs money, though your parents are still going to
be pissed at that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'll say this when I had to get my cast
changed out last When did I break my ankle at
the end of last year?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So I had to get my cast changed out a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I just walked in and I just said, hey,
I'm here for a cast whatever, and they would just
take you. I didn't have to pay anything. Now, maybe
it shows up on a bill later. Yes, the nothing's free.
Say again, nothing's free. The I never walked down and
they were like, okay, that's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I have no idea if it costs any money to
change a cast.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Now, I will say this, back in the day getting
your cast changed, that was a pain in the ass.
Like that was an all Like that took a long time.
Now getting cast done, they're pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But you were doing it because it was fun too tight,
nor your cast that you just had, Oh yeah, because
the swelling kicked in. But how often if you broke
your arm, and maybe it's changed in twenty twenty five,
But like as a kid, if you broke your arm,
how many times are you changing that cast?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, so casts were different back then also, right, so
they were a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Were that like that plaster that you would have to get.
I thought it was just like one cast. No no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And then if you had like for example, I had
when I shattered my wrist here and broke my thumb
and two bones in this hand right playing baseball, And
so my cast went from my underarm all the way
down bent rod.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And then all the way to my fingers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So even when they shortened it, it's not like they
could just cut this part off.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You had to get a whole new cast.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The other thing is now, like when I would go
in with my ankle, because of how the cast are now,
I could get X rayed with my cast on. Back then,
you couldn't get x rayed with your cast on, So
they'd have to cut the cast off, put your arm wherever,
like not just my arm.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But the same thing like with my toes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Then they would have to Then they would have to
x ray and then put another cast on.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You weren't supposed to get it wet, but you did,
you'd have to get a changed for that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Somebody drew a big penis on it, you'd have to
get it cut off. You'd have to get it changed.
So you would get cast on and off a lot
like now now there's do you have to get your
cast change? Sometimes yes, of course you do, but you
don't have to get it cut off just to And
they want to make sure right away. They want to
make sure that it's it's setting properly, because I've also
had a broken arm where it didn't set and they
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have to rebreak the arm, and the only way they
know that is to look at an X ray. But
they don't know that until they take the cast off.
So you were in there getting a lot of sawing
done on your on your cast.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Josh writes that when he was shorn, well he's got
a story about a broken.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'll break my own arm. But if you will draw
a penis.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
On it broken wrist in a cast in eighth grade,
every single word written on it, I would have to dump.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was very common.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't even remember seeing any obscene drawings or words
on cast. But I was never invited in close enough
to guess.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, no, no, that definitely would go on. I had
no idea that was the thing. Oh, of course it is.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I've heard of, like people like, you know, writing on
bathroom walls. So I'm familiar with vandalism, but not on
someone's person.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's not vandalism. It's funny. So nobody's like holding the
person down to tag them.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, these are your friends whose parents would just get pissy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yep, man, I'm glad. I didn't break anything until I
turned forty, and then they made it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Then they made it harder once they went to fiberglass cast.
It made it harder to write on them, but you
could still do it. You can still put a big penis.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I guess I didn't have a cast. I only had
this sling. Will you sign?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And also your injury was in your head for frozen shoulders.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, I'm talking about when I fell off a bike.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, my elbow, the elbow, the elbow, elbowgan
line one.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hi Elliet in the morning. Hi, Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
This is Emily from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hey Emily, Yes, did you wait?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Did you drawn a cast or did you have your
cast drawn on?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I had my cast draw on john On in middle school,
I had a black cast, so in bright silver sharpie.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
They wrote the nuts dolphins, Yes, mom left, Yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Did your mom make you get a change? Did your
mom make you get a change?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
No? Half of it.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
We just colored with the silver sharpie.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
There you go, There you go, all right, very good.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you. Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I remember we had one friend that was really good
at art and they drew I mean it was we
were young. We were in high school, so, like you
weren't as familiar with the body part.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But he drew a on on our friend's cast. He
drew a vagina. Where was I going?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So did only like a certain portion of the classroom
sign the cast.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's not Valentine's Day in kindergarten? But was that? Why
am I thinking that was a thing as well? No,
where everybody would get together, it's a everybody your friends.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So you still had some names on your cast addition
to the vulgar drawings and words.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, sometimes they would make a big penis and then
they would write somebody else's name on the penis. Yeah,
but no, it wasn't like the whole class got Maybe,
like if you broke your leg in like first.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Grade, the whole class would do it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But in first grade you also don't have to worry
about them making a big butthole or a big pot,
like like flaming a stack of crap on your cast.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And for those keyboard warriors that are firing up their
devices to tell me that I'm clearly playing a part here,
I can promise you I'm just sheltered.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Wait, keep driving your breaking up? But I bet you
got a good one line.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well what is that to say about Stafford? No, but
he sounded good.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hi Elliott in the morning Alien, Good morning, sir, how
are you good?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Who's this?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
This is Mike Jones, Good morning class.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Hey Mike, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Hey? So, my signature when I used to do it
for people was a giant set of boobs, and then
I would disguise it as like a smiley face to
make it look like, you know, two eyes on the flank,
smiling face, but it was obvious boobs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I like that you had your big card.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, And then the other thing people would do gigantic
penis and then people would sign their initials and that
would be the pubes exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You're exactly right. Do you remember though? The other great
the other great one thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
The initials were the pebic yes, yeah, you would do
it like cursivey yeah. And that was everybody, like like
if they drew the dog. All of this up here
was just everybody's initials. Oh my god. What was the
best penis one? Though? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Did you ever have a friend that like, like really
mangled their leg and they would at the cast.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That came out all the way up to their thigh. Yeah,
and then right on the thigh this part is where
you would draw the big see it, so you would
see like the tip at the bottom of the shorts. No, yeah,
like you oh yeah, if they had shorts on, yes,
oh yeah. And it wasn't just the tip. You'd give
them some light.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Well, you had to write their name on it or
your name on it. Yeah, that was always a good one.
You broke your leg, you knew what you were getting.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm sorry. Where am I going? Line six?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ellie in the morning, Elliott, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is Kevin from Richmond.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hey, Kevin, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I broke my finger when I was six years old.
I had a cast up to my elbow and somebody
drew a penis from my elbow to the very tip
of my finger, and then everybody signed their initials penis.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
But now let me ask you this. Did your mom
get pissy or was she okay.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Oh, she's mad?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, so and then you had to go in and
get it cut off and the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Now the parents would but and there was always the
kid who and it wasn't bullying, but there no, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But there was always the kids. No, no, no, there
was always the kid that would go, okay, okay, you
guys can sign my cast, but nothing bad.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know my mom, you know my mom, which was
essentially saying, whoever is first, make the biggest thickest penis
you can.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And they would do it.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh yeah, and he.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Would leave going, guys, you know, my mom's gonna be mad,
and she would she'd be hot, she'd be pissed at
all of us. But whatever, it was funny, all right, dude,
I appreciate it. Thank you, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Like we had friends' parents yell at us for doing it. Yeah,
they called your house.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
No. But like the next time we saw him, she's like,
I just want you guys to know that's not funny.
That's disrespectful. And I know you're trying to make hahas,
but you know he's got to go to school and
church and you know the whole deal. We used to
play Hangman on people's casts. This had to be careful
(12:07):
with how much pressure you were applying to the broken
bone middle school Elliott was real careful.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Why am I worried about pressure? The cast is on there.
You can't you're leaning on it and playing a game,
you're writing on it. Yeah, but you're.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Talking about extended periods of time if you're playing hay Man.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Also, it takes a little bit of time to make
a nice penis. Also, I was going to say, let
me guess.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Pe and.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Line, what's hold on? I hit the wrong button. I'd
like to love the puzzle. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Hey Elliott, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Who's this?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
This is Kristen from Alexandria. When my five year old
was in kindergarten years ago, she fell off a really
tall slide at school and had a complete break of
the bone above her elbow. So it was a pretty
significant cast shoulder to finger tips and her uh godfather
wrote an enormous black sharpie letters. My mommy did this
to me cast, and every time we'd go anywhere, adults
(13:12):
would kind of look at me sideways.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Like, oh wow, that's a great one. That's really good
that you got to talk to you later. And then
what was the how?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What was the switch between middle school penis on a
cast and high school penis on a cast?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
What was the what was the big difference between the
two penises? I've never drawn a penis, the that you've
never in your life drawn a penis?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I have a guess, the go ahead, veins.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, no, because you still need a place to write
your name. But that's a that is a great guess. No,
the high school penis was sick.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh hell, yes, wait a minute. You've never even what
I'm gonna do it right now. You've never done this.
You've never even just done that.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
No, I have not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I just drew a pet du penis here? Watch and
then that's bullying. This will be high school elliott. I say,
that's hill he's sick. Oh no, well soon, And I
don't know why. We always made the pea hole like
just a straight line down. When you look at it
almost looks like I'm split tongue in the thing. There
(14:27):
where am I going?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Line one? Hi, Elliott in the morning? The name, Yeah, Hi,
who's ass?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
This is Eric?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Eric?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
So the girl that I had a crush on, so
you drew a heart and her initials inside the heart.
So obviously I was stoked. So five minutes later, this
other little a hole comes over and draws the swaska over.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Top of it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh Jesus, Christ Jesus.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
So I just scratch it all out. And she saw
and came over later that her heart was scratched out,
not knowing there and again.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. You shouldn't
do that. That makes me think of the sound of
music though the oh well, certainly that's where everybody's head went.
And we did sign as a cast the musical poster. Okay,
so I have flower drum song and meet me in
Saint Louis. All those let me go to.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh wait, did anybody yelse? Am I the only one
that grew up in Houston?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Or Christon didn't either. If you broke your arm in February,
it was everything. Everything was different because of what you
would go to the Houston Livestock Show in Rodeo and
the airbrush artists.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh would airbrush your cast? WHOA, I have never seen that,
and I'm from nearby the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, it's so like sometimes you would get like like
like you would get like I do remember vividly one
buddy of ours, is it Darwin. I can't remember his name,
but he he had almost like like like a beach
setting nice on on his But yeah, so they and
they had airbrush artists like to do jackets and jeans
and stuff like that, but they would airbrush the Uh,
(16:28):
they would airbrush the cast.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh, I'm doing a quick image search here. This person
was made to look like Spider Man with the arm.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
You got Oh, here's Iron Man, A lot of superheroes,
you know what, that's pretty cool. We never did any
of that now, Paul writes on X my buddy wrote
taint sniffer.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
On my cast, and he was made to white it out.
Oh oh, come on, mom, just take me to get it.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Come on,
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