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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ellie, I have one question for you. Did you all
talk about Dustin and his prostitute robbing him? I heard
Tamo talking about that yesterday. She said she was going
to tell she had told you and that you were
going to make fun.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Of Tamo said something to me in the hallway about it,
and I just was like, oh God, I can't wait
till Leon starts the So wait is.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Dustin is Dustin outside? I don't I don't know what
the story is. I have no idea what the story is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, apparently she said that he got robbed by a
hooker or prostitute. I don't know, but she said that
she had told you and you were going to make
fun of him. I just wanted to make sure I
didn't miss it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, she said, she said to me in the hallway,
did Dustin tell you about getting robbed by a hooker?
Which I thought was like some God only knows with
the two of them, and so I was like nope,
and she said, oh, it's a story.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I was like, oh God, come on, Leon, and
that was it. That was it. So I don't really
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, Well, I will be listening to hear you make
fun of him about that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right, I'll see if I can track it down
very quickly. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. I love you too, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
As we know, though, when it comes to conversation, often
Elliott is distracted and his attention may be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, but I mean, what was it? What was I
going to say? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That story sounds pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Did you tell this story?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I texted in my s do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Wait, this layout on social media?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, which is the weirdest thing?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Is it real or is it made up?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I can't Christ And can you turn your cell phone?
Is anybody out there? Who's out there?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Dennis? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, ask Dennis? Where's his wife?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dennis?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Where's your work wife? Your plus one?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
All right, he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh he doesn't he? Oh no, when is he out for?
Doesn't he have like a home inspection or something? He's
every day? He says he's on a call.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, he's not. Tellhim. I need him, it's important. He did.
He said it's something broken. I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yes. The people down the hallway asked or said, he's
in a meeting.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I said, well, he ain't in a meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes, need you now?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
What's broken is the listener's trust that Elliott will deliver
on Tamo's directors.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What call could he be on that? So he said
he was talking to Leon Republic, who cares. Don't play Houdini.
Here he comes, here, here, he comes. All right, what's broken? Hey?
I need you real quick? Why why are you a
liar face? A liar face, a face you can't run
(02:52):
it down the hall? I said, it's something broken. The
said yes, need you now?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well no, but Tyler's I said, it's the listener's trust
that it will deliver on Tamo's directives.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So I passed.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I passed Tamo in the hallway yesterday, yes, And she said,
did Dust tell you he got robbed by a hooker?
And I said no, and she said it's a story,
and I said okay and kept walking.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So I don't know the story.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But then a very nice lady just called and said,
what is the story? Tamo said that she had told
me all about it, and I was going to get
into it, but I don't know anything about the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You really need rob Cruise. Why do I need him because.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Did this Did the hooker have botox?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah? So wait, did you guys? Did both of you
pick up a hooker? No? You picked up a hooker?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So, by the way, do you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The smartest thing was? Do you know what the smartest
thing is that I did yesterday? Not pay attention to Tamo.
That is the smartest thing that I did yesterday, Chris,
what's the hooker story?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh no, Tamo tipped him off? And yeah, listen, it's no.
I'm not putting out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I don't know what out of it either. You shouldn't
be I was a bad friend. I was a bad friend.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Can we back up for a second? All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Rob and I went to, uh, the City of Hope,
great organization. We went to the Wine Dinner last week
in New York, New York, right right exactly. So, which
is it was a fantastic event we go to it is.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's a it's a great event. A lot of the
people there, what it's turned into is pretty loserish. But
other than that, no, it is. It's a great event. No,
it is. It's a very nice event.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So Alyssa Pollock does an amazing, incredible drive, but a
lot of people that show like you need scary walking
around there come on no anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
So we uh we good. There's an after you know, uptown.
So we go to this bar and everything's fine. Everything's good.
People are having a great time, drinks. The wings were itffy,
so all is good. We are drinking. I hit a wall,
like something just happens there. Unlike me, I'm a gay irishman,
(05:02):
like I can hold my booze. I hit a wall,
so I'm like, gotta go, gotta go. So I'm out,
like on the street trying to get an uber back
to the hotel. I'm watching for ten minutes as he's
trying to get an uber.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So you stayed inside.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I stayed inside, but I could see him through the window.
It's just like that, right, I can see right through
the window. So I'm like, I'm like, he's really struggling
with the uber. So I go out to help him
with the uber. Here comes my friend. Right, I think
I'm doing a great thing.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I go out. I look at the uber and you're
just like try and You're like.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I don't know where you're I don't know this is where,
Like I don't understand because I'm never like blackout right. Also,
I know, like it's time to go home. I don't
know if I got drugged. I don't know. If I
on the street, if I don't know, I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
But on the street, you don't know if you got
drugged on inhaled some sort of vape.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I don't know. I don't know, Like if somebody in
the bar, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Right from the ten minutes you were outside, you went
down so fast, you go down like that.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Like it's terrifying to kind of think about because I
remember kind of spots of things. But it's one minute
I'm having a drink right the next minute, I'm like,
I don't really remember trying to get the uber anything.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So I'm like, I'm like, I'm done so right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
The problem is I'm happy drunk, and so I go
out gonna help my buddy, right, I'm like, all right,
let me help you here, and a woman comes up
and says, can I help you guys? Obviously it looked
like we were struggling, right, and and I'm like, now
we're just getting an uber. I'm just gonna get my
friend an uber here, and she's like, don't get an uber,
(06:34):
get a cab.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And I'm like, well that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
We're in Manhattan, we should just a CAB's probably easier
to get and they're you know, they'll be driving by,
and she goes, where are you going? And we're you know,
I think you said I'm going to try back and
she goes me too, and I'm like, oh, I'm like,
oh this is great. Well you could probably share a car.
She said, I can make sure he gets back to
the hotel. Oh my, I go, Dad is so nice.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Also, this is.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm like, as I'm like floating him out of it,
this is where my like just good old southern boy
comes out, like what a nice lady.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So people are good.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So you give her hurt your phone and dial my
number and she said, I'll text you when we get
to the hotel and you know, make sure he's okay,
and I go great. I walk back into the bar,
thinking I am the greatest guy on the planet. Right,
I've helped my friend. He's going to get home safe,
all good. And the bartender walks up to me and goes,
that woman you were just talking to is a hooker.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And I go it's fine. My friend's gay, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
He was happy drunk.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Also, also, Rob is thinking like, oh, well, we're going
to track him on his Uber. Nope, you put me
in a cab. So here's where it gets real bad. Right,
So I get the call from Dustin's phone. It's a
FaceTime and I'm like, great, everything must be good. She's
in his hotel room.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Are you serious? O? My god?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Somehow when you got to the hotel, well, you either
invited her up or she said, I'm gonna get you
into your room.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She shows me Dustin's fine, he's on the bed. Were
you naked? No?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Were you passed out?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No? No, he was still kind of alert, but like
you were kind of alert. Let's not call it lucid.
What was she doing? She was showing me that he
was okay, and I said, now where's his wallet?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I did say, great, just leave the room now, would
be fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So I get a call, like several calls that I.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Don't pick up, right, eighteen eighteen eighteen calls from me?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So you called him back eighteen times?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Because I's it hit me that I had not been
a good friend, right, that I put him in a
cab with a hooker, right, and then then she was
in his room and I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Know if he's alive. At this point, I don't know
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Who's to say, But by the fact that that she's
a hooker means nothing in this story.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The but the I mean, like, I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But all she was doing was going to rub quote
my gay friend who's in there.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So hooker or not doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So again I think I was somebody puts something in
a drink something.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
This is not me, right, I sleep? Did you have
sex with the hooker? No?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, there's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's five thirty in the morning. I wait, you send.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Him back at So five thirty is when you went
to the hotel five o'clockish?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, okay, it was late.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
But then at about five thirty is when I started
calling you, and I called eighteen times.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Were you staying in the same hotel?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
No, I was staying over by Penn Station, gotcha. So
then I finally get back to my hotel and I'm like,
all right, he's not answering. I text him, call me
when you see this.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I get up because I had a meeting, and I
call you again. You don't answer. The meeting ends ten fifteen.
I call you again, he finally answers. I was in
full on panic. I'm like, I killed Dustin. So I
picked you up and he's like, hey, how are you?
And I'm like like, are you doing it?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I'm like I'm okay, and he's like, I mean it
really he goes right to It really freaked me out
that she was in your room, and I was like
I did.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I'm like, who oh my god, there was a there
was a woman in my room. And I remember and
I remember now.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
It's like I just have two I can picture her
like twice, and I remember her like in the room,
and then remember her like sitting next to me in
the car.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I'm like, oh boy, all right, well i'll talk to
you later. Like I gotta I gotta get my stuff
together to get.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
On the train. And I'm like, all right, well, there's
my phone.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's good, right, there's there's my uh, there's the every
my clothing's there, my my my work bag is intact.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
And I see my wallet and I'm what's missing? Oh,
no credit cards.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
She took two credit cards. She left my corporate card,
which I thought was a big mistake.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
That bankrupt, which is how you were able to get
the hot dog on the train.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Thank god. Even a hooker is like so then.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Of course I'm I paused both cards. I looked at
the transactions. She got a smoothie. But my guess is
she thought, oh, he's gonna be like either dead or
I got plenty of time. We're sleeping most of the day,
so she wasn't expecting at ten am, like cancelation or
you know, pausing the card.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So does she take anything else out of your wallet?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, so just the two credit cards left my bank
card also, which I thought was strange.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Doesn't know your pen Yeah, so we're still not sure.
I was just gonna say, was there cash in the wallet? No,
I think I'd spent the cash earlier, so on the hooker.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't know. Elliott still a nice lady.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Credit her.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
She got him back to the hotel. She did she
did with you know, face timing proof. Unclear who paid
for the cab though.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I should probably uh, I should probably investigate that too.
Or is that another thing I thought, is like, did
I take a card out to pay for that cat?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And she's like, I'll handle that. You don't worry about it.
I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The cab driver say again, no, no, no, those are
the odds.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
She happened to flag down the pimp.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Pimps up, pose down, you know how Wait a minute,
you do have a point, because I will so now
hang on. She came up to us, and all of
a sudden, the cab appeared. It was it was in
New York. There are cabs out.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, this was very close.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I don't I don't fully recall that moment, no kidding,
but yeah, what a night.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
God, I wish you had sex with the who And
what a nice lady. I really appreciate her taking care
of me.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I hope you enjoyed your smoothie.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's pretty good. Yeah. What bar was it?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Did you say anything to the bar fifty third and seventh?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
It was the Irish shaw I'm not sure the name
of it, but the Irish place at fifty third and seventh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But I just wonder if the it's not mixed sort, No,
it's not mixed. It's a further down the No, I
wonder if the the the no, there's no way, there's
no way. I thought it was gonna be further uptown.
But that's okay, Like when you said we were all
the way up. Yeah, wow, that's something I should have
(13:18):
paid better attention than Tamo yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh well, the ill.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Thank you to the caller that reminded you of your
broken Did you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Call the did you call the bar at all? No? No,
I don't think you had a card down at the bar. No. No,
not a car, but just like, hey, somebody, like somebody
got me? Yeah, should I let them know? I figured
this happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The the incidences I know in Knoxville, the incidences of
getting roofed are high. Yeah, but if I were a
bar owner, I would want to know that something happened.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It was very it was very unlike dates. It was bad,
big roofies. Man. I just I was having such a
good time too. I didn't even have that much wine
at the dinner. I'm like, we're gonna go all night.
I love this. We're just doing bits. There's Jill, there's Rob,
like this is a great scary this has kind of
(14:15):
gone downhill.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I had plenty of one at the dinner. Yeah, I
don't have my I didn't. I was trying to pace
myself and until I got dropped.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, very good, very good. That's awesome. All right, thank
you Jim. Yeah, so I'm fine, right, thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And I'm a great friend. I mean you met well.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I did mean well, you're dumb, but you meant well,
but you met well. All right, very good, thank you,
Thank you boys.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
My god, wow, I actually feel bad for him.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But they got roof feed Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, that's bad. That's rough.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh I just wasn't sure if he was out of
the closet.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
No, it's not just me that is out of them.
Come get on the
Ellie, I have one question for you. Did you all
talk about Dustin and his prostitute robbing him? I heard
Tamo talking about that yesterday. She said she was going
to tell she had told you and that you were
going to make fun.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Of Tamo said something to me in the hallway about it,
and I just was like, oh God, I can't wait
till Leon starts the So wait is.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Dustin is Dustin outside? I don't I don't know what
the story is. I have no idea what the story is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, apparently she said that he got robbed by a
hooker or prostitute. I don't know, but she said that
she had told you and you were going to make
fun of him. I just wanted to make sure I
didn't miss it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, she said, she said to me in the hallway,
did Dustin tell you about getting robbed by a hooker?
Which I thought was like some God only knows with
the two of them, and so I was like nope,
and she said, oh, it's a story.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I was like, oh God, come on, Leon, and
that was it. That was it. So I don't really
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, Well, I will be listening to hear you make
fun of him about that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right, I'll see if I can track it down
very quickly. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. I love you too, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
As we know, though, when it comes to conversation, often
Elliott is distracted and his attention may be somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, but I mean, what was it? What was I
going to say? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That story sounds pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Did you tell this story?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I texted in my s do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Wait, this layout on social media?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, which is the weirdest thing?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Is it real or is it made up?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I can't Christ And can you turn your cell phone?
Is anybody out there? Who's out there?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Dennis? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, ask Dennis? Where's his wife?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dennis?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Where's your work wife? Your plus one?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
All right, he doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh he doesn't he? Oh no, when is he out for?
Doesn't he have like a home inspection or something? He's
every day? He says he's on a call.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, he's not. Tellhim. I need him, it's important. He did.
He said it's something broken. I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yes. The people down the hallway asked or said, he's
in a meeting.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I said, well, he ain't in a meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes, need you now?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
What's broken is the listener's trust that Elliott will deliver
on Tamo's directors.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
What call could he be on that? So he said
he was talking to Leon Republic, who cares. Don't play Houdini.
Here he comes, here, here, he comes. All right, what's broken? Hey?
I need you real quick? Why why are you a
liar face? A liar face, a face you can't run
(02:52):
it down the hall? I said, it's something broken. The
said yes, need you now?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well no, but Tyler's I said, it's the listener's trust
that it will deliver on Tamo's directives.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So I passed.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I passed Tamo in the hallway yesterday, yes, And she said,
did Dust tell you he got robbed by a hooker?
And I said no, and she said it's a story,
and I said okay and kept walking.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So I don't know the story.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But then a very nice lady just called and said,
what is the story? Tamo said that she had told
me all about it, and I was going to get
into it, but I don't know anything about the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You really need rob Cruise. Why do I need him because.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Did this Did the hooker have botox?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah? So wait, did you guys? Did both of you
pick up a hooker? No? You picked up a hooker?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So, by the way, do you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The smartest thing was? Do you know what the smartest
thing is that I did yesterday? Not pay attention to Tamo.
That is the smartest thing that I did yesterday, Chris,
what's the hooker story?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh no, Tamo tipped him off? And yeah, listen, it's no.
I'm not putting out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I don't know what out of it either. You shouldn't
be I was a bad friend. I was a bad friend.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Can we back up for a second? All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Rob and I went to, uh, the City of Hope,
great organization. We went to the Wine Dinner last week
in New York, New York, right right exactly. So, which
is it was a fantastic event we go to it is.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's a it's a great event. A lot of the
people there, what it's turned into is pretty loserish. But
other than that, no, it is. It's a great event. No,
it is. It's a very nice event.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So Alyssa Pollock does an amazing, incredible drive, but a
lot of people that show like you need scary walking
around there come on no anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
So we uh we good. There's an after you know, uptown.
So we go to this bar and everything's fine. Everything's good.
People are having a great time, drinks. The wings were itffy,
so all is good. We are drinking. I hit a wall,
like something just happens there. Unlike me, I'm a gay irishman,
(05:02):
like I can hold my booze. I hit a wall,
so I'm like, gotta go, gotta go. So I'm out,
like on the street trying to get an uber back
to the hotel. I'm watching for ten minutes as he's
trying to get an uber.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So you stayed inside.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I stayed inside, but I could see him through the window.
It's just like that, right, I can see right through
the window. So I'm like, I'm like, he's really struggling
with the uber. So I go out to help him
with the uber. Here comes my friend. Right, I think
I'm doing a great thing.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I go out. I look at the uber and you're
just like try and You're like.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I don't know where you're I don't know this is where,
Like I don't understand because I'm never like blackout right. Also,
I know, like it's time to go home. I don't
know if I got drugged. I don't know. If I
on the street, if I don't know, I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
But on the street, you don't know if you got
drugged on inhaled some sort of vape.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I don't know. I don't know, Like if somebody in
the bar, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Right from the ten minutes you were outside, you went
down so fast, you go down like that.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Like it's terrifying to kind of think about because I
remember kind of spots of things. But it's one minute
I'm having a drink right the next minute, I'm like,
I don't really remember trying to get the uber anything.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So I'm like, I'm like, I'm done so right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
The problem is I'm happy drunk, and so I go
out gonna help my buddy, right, I'm like, all right,
let me help you here, and a woman comes up
and says, can I help you guys? Obviously it looked
like we were struggling, right, and and I'm like, now
we're just getting an uber. I'm just gonna get my
friend an uber here, and she's like, don't get an uber,
(06:34):
get a cab.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And I'm like, well that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
We're in Manhattan, we should just a CAB's probably easier
to get and they're you know, they'll be driving by,
and she goes, where are you going? And we're you know,
I think you said I'm going to try back and
she goes me too, and I'm like, oh, I'm like,
oh this is great. Well you could probably share a car.
She said, I can make sure he gets back to
the hotel. Oh my, I go, Dad is so nice.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Also, this is.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm like, as I'm like floating him out of it,
this is where my like just good old southern boy
comes out, like what a nice lady.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So people are good.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
So you give her hurt your phone and dial my
number and she said, I'll text you when we get
to the hotel and you know, make sure he's okay,
and I go great. I walk back into the bar,
thinking I am the greatest guy on the planet. Right,
I've helped my friend. He's going to get home safe,
all good. And the bartender walks up to me and goes,
that woman you were just talking to is a hooker.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And I go it's fine. My friend's gay, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
He was happy drunk.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Also, also, Rob is thinking like, oh, well, we're going
to track him on his Uber. Nope, you put me
in a cab. So here's where it gets real bad. Right,
So I get the call from Dustin's phone. It's a
FaceTime and I'm like, great, everything must be good. She's
in his hotel room.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Are you serious? O? My god?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Somehow when you got to the hotel, well, you either
invited her up or she said, I'm gonna get you
into your room.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She shows me Dustin's fine, he's on the bed. Were
you naked? No?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Were you passed out?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No? No, he was still kind of alert, but like
you were kind of alert. Let's not call it lucid.
What was she doing? She was showing me that he
was okay, and I said, now where's his wallet?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I did say, great, just leave the room now, would
be fantastic.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So I get a call, like several calls that I.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Don't pick up, right, eighteen eighteen eighteen calls from me?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So you called him back eighteen times?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Because I's it hit me that I had not been
a good friend, right, that I put him in a
cab with a hooker, right, and then then she was
in his room and I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Know if he's alive. At this point, I don't know
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Who's to say, But by the fact that that she's
a hooker means nothing in this story.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
The but the I mean, like, I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But all she was doing was going to rub quote
my gay friend who's in there.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So hooker or not doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So again I think I was somebody puts something in
a drink something.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
This is not me, right, I sleep? Did you have
sex with the hooker? No?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
No, there's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's five thirty in the morning. I wait, you send.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Him back at So five thirty is when you went
to the hotel five o'clockish?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, okay, it was late.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
But then at about five thirty is when I started
calling you, and I called eighteen times.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Were you staying in the same hotel?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
No, I was staying over by Penn Station, gotcha. So
then I finally get back to my hotel and I'm like,
all right, he's not answering. I text him, call me
when you see this.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I get up because I had a meeting, and I
call you again. You don't answer. The meeting ends ten fifteen.
I call you again, he finally answers. I was in
full on panic. I'm like, I killed Dustin. So I
picked you up and he's like, hey, how are you?
And I'm like like, are you doing it?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I'm like I'm okay, and he's like, I mean it
really he goes right to It really freaked me out
that she was in your room, and I was like
I did.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I'm like, who oh my god, there was a there
was a woman in my room. And I remember and
I remember now.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
It's like I just have two I can picture her
like twice, and I remember her like in the room,
and then remember her like sitting next to me in
the car.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I'm like, oh boy, all right, well i'll talk to
you later. Like I gotta I gotta get my stuff
together to get.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
On the train. And I'm like, all right, well, there's
my phone.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's good, right, there's there's my uh, there's the every
my clothing's there, my my my work bag is intact.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
And I see my wallet and I'm what's missing? Oh,
no credit cards.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
She took two credit cards. She left my corporate card,
which I thought was a big mistake.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
That bankrupt, which is how you were able to get
the hot dog on the train.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Thank god. Even a hooker is like so then.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Of course I'm I paused both cards. I looked at
the transactions. She got a smoothie. But my guess is
she thought, oh, he's gonna be like either dead or
I got plenty of time. We're sleeping most of the day,
so she wasn't expecting at ten am, like cancelation or
you know, pausing the card.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So does she take anything else out of your wallet?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, so just the two credit cards left my bank
card also, which I thought was strange.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Doesn't know your pen Yeah, so we're still not sure.
I was just gonna say, was there cash in the wallet? No,
I think I'd spent the cash earlier, so on the hooker.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I don't know. Elliott still a nice lady.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Credit her.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
She got him back to the hotel. She did she
did with you know, face timing proof. Unclear who paid
for the cab though.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I should probably uh, I should probably investigate that too.
Or is that another thing I thought, is like, did
I take a card out to pay for that cat?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And she's like, I'll handle that. You don't worry about it.
I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
The cab driver say again, no, no, no, those are
the odds.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
She happened to flag down the pimp.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Pimps up, pose down, you know how Wait a minute,
you do have a point, because I will so now
hang on. She came up to us, and all of
a sudden, the cab appeared. It was it was in
New York. There are cabs out.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, this was very close.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I don't I don't fully recall that moment, no kidding,
but yeah, what a night.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
God, I wish you had sex with the who And
what a nice lady. I really appreciate her taking care
of me.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I hope you enjoyed your smoothie.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's pretty good. Yeah. What bar was it?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Did you say anything to the bar fifty third and seventh?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
It was the Irish shaw I'm not sure the name
of it, but the Irish place at fifty third and seventh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But I just wonder if the it's not mixed sort, No,
it's not mixed. It's a further down the No, I
wonder if the the the no, there's no way, there's
no way. I thought it was gonna be further uptown.
But that's okay, Like when you said we were all
the way up. Yeah, wow, that's something I should have
(13:18):
paid better attention than Tamo yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh well, the ill.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Thank you to the caller that reminded you of your
broken Did you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Call the did you call the bar at all? No? No,
I don't think you had a card down at the bar. No. No,
not a car, but just like, hey, somebody, like somebody
got me? Yeah, should I let them know? I figured
this happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
The the incidences I know in Knoxville, the incidences of
getting roofed are high. Yeah, but if I were a
bar owner, I would want to know that something happened.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It was very it was very unlike dates. It was bad,
big roofies. Man. I just I was having such a
good time too. I didn't even have that much wine
at the dinner. I'm like, we're gonna go all night.
I love this. We're just doing bits. There's Jill, there's Rob,
like this is a great scary this has kind of
(14:15):
gone downhill.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I had plenty of one at the dinner. Yeah, I
don't have my I didn't. I was trying to pace
myself and until I got dropped.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, very good, very good. That's awesome. All right, thank
you Jim. Yeah, so I'm fine, right, thank you for asking.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And I'm a great friend. I mean you met well.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I did mean well, you're dumb, but you meant well,
but you met well. All right, very good, thank you,
Thank you boys.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
My god, wow, I actually feel bad for him.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But they got roof feed Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, that's bad. That's rough.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh I just wasn't sure if he was out of
the closet.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
No, it's not just me that is out of them.
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