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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime. Here we are, Yes, you're
about to experience this show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
How do you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have
my weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal
sensibility the accountant and room mother's sky. I'm also not
very brave nor strong.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
The enforcer thor am I negative all the time?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in black from
head to toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy
and classes. It's show and it starts right there. Well,
I don't know what is going on. I don't know
if this is all just a big April Fools prank,
(00:48):
Today's After Fool's Day. Our entire building is basically shut down.
I don't know what the even the problem is. Honestly,
I haven't heard it started yesterday. Also, yeah, is that Frank?
I turned it off? That Frank? That would be a
good one.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It started yesterday? Yeah, so did they keep the prank
going for twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That would be smart. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The engineer around here looks pissed. Yeah, as if it's somebody's.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Fault, Like somebody cut a wire from something like I.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Didn't, but I get people are like, I'm sure people
are annoyed him, but it's not his fault either.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He didn't do anything. That was just freak stuff going well, like, literally,
none of our stuff is working. I can't access any documents,
printers are working, emails down in certain spots. It's like
work crazy, it's crazy hacked. You think, what do you think?
Who would do it? The Russians?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No other other other shows, oh, the radio group, the
radio groping. I saw I saw you Latina in here
at one am. She's with our she's on our printer.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
They're they're in trouble as well. Anyway, So yes, b B,
Well where April Fool's Day for all the pranks?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, watch your back. I was already thinking about it
on the driver.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I thought you hated April Fool's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I hate pranks, dude, That's why I was thinking of
thinking about defense. I thought you were thinking, oh yeah,
so you're thinking about.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh shut up, I hate pranks. Head on us.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
As what I usually do, I stopped doing such a small, small,
small head what I usually do.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
On Aprifol's Day for years was tell my parents. I relapsed, Dude,
I never think that's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That was always a good one mom, and pretend to
be like really upset.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Almost that's honestly one of them. Let it go on
for a solid.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Twenty Now that you're a bit older and in a
different spot in your life, do you still think that's
a good April fol.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh yeah, I hear the horror their voice, Oh my god,
and then be like, gotcha, I'm actually sober.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
And like we have kids, knowing the turmoil that your
poor parents went through.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't hell back take me back, like that's that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's a brutal prank. This is why I hate April.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think there's levels. I know what. Some people don't
get it, and I mean, but you know it's April first,
like that's on you, But I'm not. I'm not really
thinking about it. If my son tells me okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like if my son's in tears calls me hate you
so much right now, so that's insane.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not sure if this was a prank or not
hearing about this. Emily does wild things. Man. She is
a fly by the seat of her pants type of
a gal. What if she sees something she likes, hears something,
she'll just do it. Yeah, a lot of thought goes
into it.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
If you're a person and you meet Emily and you
mentioned something to her, don't think she's like single white
femaling you, because she will probably repeat whatever it is.
If you tell her about a recipe, about a hairstyle,
a new type of shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
If it gets in Emily's brain, she will have very
much a follower, not a leader. I don't think see,
I don't think it's that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I think she sees something and she just gets so
hyped that she cannot see anything else and she is
laser focused.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, like having the Internet and buying stuff at the
tip of my fingers at the moment, I am, but
like it's bad, Like I can't tell you exactly, Like
skuy says, how many times in my life I've been
at a party or been having dinner or meeting or
seeing somebody in the hallway and like you said, I
like their shoes or they do something and I can
just get it on Amazon or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm just doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's like within minutes, she'll order something like.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Do commercials get you? Like you see a commercial for anything?
Dave's Hotchicken. You're like, I gotta have days watch absolutely
really absolutely like marketing works. It really does.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Or you know, another bad thing is like Instagram reels
and I'm always looking at food cooking cooking videos and stuff,
and yeah, if i see something like something good that
they make, I'm gonna, you like, start thinking about it
if I can make it right now at my house
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So I get that, right, we get Instagram and you'll
be like, oh, that looks cool, and I'll look into it.
But then I'm going, no, I don't need that. But
unless it's a birthday thing, like I got Eddie something
off of it, and I saw something for Sky recently,
but it's too early. But like, but Emily, you'll buy
if you see it, get it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I'll do it
midge of research, not too much. But yeah, I mean,
if I'm locked in, I get something in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's how we got those Cottage cheese bagels. Thank you
very much. That's true for you. This wasn't anything you
saw online. It just happened to be. Uh, you were
out of place. Yeah, you went to sports clips yesterday.
Sports clips. You drop your son off right. Yeah, So
(05:54):
in our house, what was he getting? I don't know.
But he always goes to sports clip. Oh, he tells
the stylist what he wants.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So he always goes to sports clips with my man,
his dad, Robert.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
A couple of dudes getting shut and shave.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Does Reid get his face shaved? I feel like Reid
would be like, hey, shave me shaved? Oh yeah, hot towel,
and would tell the guy how to do it, even
though he's never had he never grown hair.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Onsulting because right across the street is my girl, Oh,
my girl, Joe. He's a magician. I've told her, I've
told Emily what is what? What makes her magician? What
does she do for you? Eddie? She's incredible the work
she's able to do work? But what what is? What
does it entail? Anything? Man? Yeah? Stuff put in your head? Yeah?
(06:46):
Two three three two three three two on the side,
two on the side, three up the top, three on
the beard. Doesn't seem like it's difficult. It's she does
it perfectly every time. It's hard to mess up, right,
So let me ask you a question. I've been to
many spots, okay, over the years. Two three three and
they never do it right. They can't do it two three.
(07:08):
My magician does it is a wizard. I have a questions.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You live all the way out in alcohol, so you
drive to La Mesa every time I get a haircut
just for this haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, think about how wild. I don't care if she
was in in a vista where l A. I'm going.
That seems for a two three three coaster for two
three three from Joe. Listen, I've been to that. Sports clips.
It's good, it's good, good, you know, but once you
(07:39):
find them, once you find the magic magic anywhere else
sports clips, well, the Barns, the Twins, the bar. I
like to watch Sports Cut. Yeah, it's a game on it.
It's Sports Center on right now. Yeah. Yeah, I got
the over in this one. Oh nice. I don't know
what that means, but.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I think that's what they like about it. And
that's just been their spot, the spot.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They have a person did they have a person that
they can make an appointment with.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
So they've been going there for a couple of years.
In the beginning, they didn't have a person. I think
that they kind of tried out different people and then
Robert would would go.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Because Robert's got great hair. He really does, he really does.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Jealous Robert would go more often than Read because there's
been times and phases in Read's life where he's had
his hair long, and so he didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well that's the thing, right, you have it long in
the front. All the kids they have it long in the.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Front and it's shaggy top. I hate it. It's so stupid.
All the kids on base, we've got great hair too.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He does have great his dad, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean I can say that. Remember, I can talk
about how bad my hair is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I didn't say anything about you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Said that was a direct shot at me, because obviously
you're saying he doesn't have hair like mine, his hair
like his dad's.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Robert. I didn't. I didn't mean. That's to clarify I
I didn't mean. I don't think there's any way you
couldn't have been it like that. Huh.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So to answer your question, I didn't know the answer
to whether or not Read or Robert had a girl
or not, because that's just their jam.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They tell me they're going to get their haircut. I
don't ask questions. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm happy go. Why don't you get lunch and go
actually do that. Okay, go see a movie at girl
Spot Center.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't, Oh my god, just sleep. So I never
ask questions.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
But yesterday Reid wanted a haircut. Uh and he's off vacation,
so he wasn't doing anything. I wanted to get him
out of the house to he's been there all day,
and Robert was get the wiggles out. Robert had already
gotten a haircut a week ago and didn't take read
this time, so Robert didn't need to get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I was home.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Robert is going to be late from work, so I said,
I'll take you to get a haircut. So I text
Robert and go, hey, cause you make an appointment line
and you get into you get into the lineup.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They call it there in the lineup, but they call
you you're next up. You're on deck deck, that's what
they say. You're on deck the whole exactly all sports
go and so you stand there like you're on deck,
like the circle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And so I talked to Robert, text him, go, there's
this girl, this girl, this girl that are available? Which
girl should I choose to? Do you have one? And
he goes, oh, read and I like Jessica.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh is Jessica the hottest I would assume so, so
I immediately am going, huh oh really icau nil Jessa, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I mean that doesn't mean anything though, because my my
girl Madeline, she's great and she just cuts her great hair.
Talks a lot, but she cuts a great hair. So oh, Joe, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Not going to go. I'm not I'm not going to drop.
I go right to North Park. You're there for therapy.
It's swing by therapy today. Actually I have therapy today.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He comes back with the two three three.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Great respect on her name.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
For me.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
But she can do anything. She has that that picture
on the wall from like the seventies and show you
that the guys. Oh yeah, she sells the old hand brushes.
You know they have the finger brushes. Oh yeah, there
are a lot of there's incredible, Eddie. They should have
your picture up there of the your hair and you
can go, yeah, and you can go, you can point.
(11:43):
I want that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's like Hispanic boy, Hispanic boy, army, army Eddie.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
He said, Jessica, Okay, you know old jealous Okaya, But
I was eager to see what this Jessica looks like
Robert gets his hair cut a little too much.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sometimes they hair.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So anyway, I get there, though, reads on deck He's and.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I meet Jessica.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Jessica was a little bit of an older woman, wasn't
that Jessica was thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, well hey, hey, shut I didn't think
about that. Shut up. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
She couldn't have been greater. She was so nice. She
was cutting Reed's hair. She did a fantastic job. I
was sitting there in the bleacher seats, you know what
I mean, when you're waiting to get your hair done,
and my wheels started turning because I was having such
a nice time in the sports clips.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You're watching the Women's Final four, like you.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's exactly what I was, and I just I was
just relaxed, and I went, I have been meaning to
get a trim, like I need a trim. I'm I
was thinking about growing my hair out a little bit
because I cut it short like last year. So I
was thinking about getting it just a trim, right, I
just want to be a little trim. We're going on
vacation next week, and so I thought, I'm here, I'm
(13:10):
at a hair place. Jessica's got nobody on deck, so
I'm going to see about getting a haircut.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Wait, hold on a minute, did you get the m
v P.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So I walk over to Jessica and she's getting ready
to check me out, like pay, pay for the haircut,
and I go, is there any way I can get
a trim right now?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
A trim? Do you have an opening? And they only
do that, They only do that a customer. She said, sure,
she seemed a little Here's what I don't care about him.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Here's what I don't she know. She cares about her
hair so much more than anyone I know, and is
so insecure about it. But then she just goes on
a random whim and gets the MVP. It's horse Clips, dude,
it's so good, like great Clips before something like that Supercuts.
Not to say anything wrong with Super, but it's usually
a guys barber shop.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You always say this, but what you have to understand.
And I went to hair school. I know I didn't finish,
but listen, I get, but I have no hair and
it's literally a straight trim.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I get.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I get that still, but still like so odd because
I wouldn't do that if I was taking like my
kid to go get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I have my chick. You know how serious I take
my hair, even though I had all the time. But
you're you have a difficult haircut.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
But still it's just like I still so serious about it.
Because you're so serious about it. I feel like it's
just it's it's it's surprising.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
If I was going to.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Go shorter or styled haircut, I would not go to
But you're just getting There's no worry at all.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
There's no worry at all.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
No, I'm watching her go, she says. And so I
I go and I sit down. She asked me if
I want the MVP.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Really, you're gonna get the warm towel. The hair appreciated
you on your face. Yes, I do, said, yes, I did.
It is nice. I want the m v P. I
sat there.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
They did the teacher oil, the tingling teacher in my hair,
and how do I look? Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
How do I look? It looks the same. But excuse me,
so what's your poor son doing just sitting in the bleachers,
sitting watching the Women's Final four? Just watch them.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I did feel a tad awkward at a moment because
there were three other men.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dude, sitting there. It's a dude's barber, dude, you know,
with their legs like up and they're just like looking
at their phones confused that why this woman is getting
her haircut sports clips whatever. I don't care. Okay, don't
I did, and I'm going back to Jessica. You are
not going do a good job, Jessica. Job so crazy.
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You get one of those cards that you get like
I already got one. Okay, every hair I bought the
T Tree shampooter, get a free MVP of shampoo. Don't
you have shampoo at home? I don't really like it
right now? Okay? Do you ever just go on one
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particular website more than others? Well, we're gonna see one
of the world's most visited websites coming up next on
the show, a Rockoa five to three. If there's more
than jet to be through Red Hot che Levers on
the show, it's rock On five to three. So this
is always interesting. What website do we visit the most?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Do social media sites count? I would assume so, right,
because I mean a lot of them are apps, Yeah,
but they have the site as well, yes, and so
some of them I think are probably a little bit
bigger than others, just based on the website. I could
be wrong, but I was thinking about it, and I'm like, well,
what website do I go on the because I have
(17:01):
all of my social media stuff on apps on my phone,
so I don't I wouldn't say those are the websites
I go to the most. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I was trying to figure out too, because I feel
like a app visit is the same as a website visit, right,
I mean it's taking you to the same place, right,
Like if you say you log into Hulu dot com,
is that you.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Don't log into Hulu dot com. You log into Hulu,
but you can, Yeah, you can? You know, you know
how many people do that compared to the app.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So some of those things are showing themselves in this list,
which makes me believe the app visit counts, do you
know what I mean? Because like, it's hard to believe
that many people are going to Hulu dot com where
it would register on such a big level. But I
couldn't find in this study where it actually explains. So
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I'm my assumption was when they said website, they meant
the app to as.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
In, then that's gonna be different then yeah, yeah, I
don't know. I would say for me, probably Twitter, X, Instagram.
And then if I was getting off of social media stuff,
I would probably say I go to ESPN dot com
a lot, especially for like sports and stuff like sports
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dirt and stuff like that. And then maybe Amazon, but
on Amazon that much, but I don't know, maybe something
like that. What about you, thor I mean I'm on
X NonStop X the time, Instagram. I go to Yahoo
dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Really, what do you what do you go there for?
I go to the TOS, I get some news man. Nice,
they got some news on the front page. I see
what's going on, Trump plans, Rose Garden event. I mean
that's here. Then I go to bro Bible. Do you
get some stuff from there? Yeah, And that's really where
it ends. I don't really go on a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And then during the football season, a lot of our
fantasy sites, fantasy sites like pro Football or just you know,
Yahoo Fantasy or whatever that's true too, you know, Yeah,
I'll go to like local.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh news channels too, like NBC San Diego, CBS and
look at this news guy. Sometimes if I hear about
something and I'm doing a rant, I want to research
oh boy, So I know what's going on, like like
the like La Joya trying to get out of San Diego,
break a guy, the worst.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Emily, What do you like to go on?
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Like the social media set the Instagram's actually that's not
the social I only use one social media. I don't
use TikTok or x. I'm always on Instagram. I'm on
Amazon a lot. I like just perusing the deals. I
don't always buy something, but I love like just shopping
and looking through it for fun, like has something to do.
And then I don't know Google counts, but I google
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stuff all day long.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It is a website. You're not Pinterest girl, No. Yeah.
And then I like TMZ. I want tmz and daily mail.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
So I would say the number one probably is in
my house is going to be YouTube, Like it's on
in my house all all the time, like it's always
running in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What red Fin yeh yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And then when it comes to me personally, it's gonna
be Redfin, It's going to be Instagram, and it's going
to be next door so I can see what everybody whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You know what I mean, I don't know if the
world is doing what you're doing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Well, so they looked at what the world is looking
at and what the most visited websites are in the world,
and on average, how much time are we spending on
that excuse me web site when we do a single visit.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Uh. So they gave us the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Here are the US sites that we would be familiar with,
just squeaking in there. Number nineteen goes to porn Hub.
Average visit seven minutes and twenty nine seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, so, well, yeah, I spend more time looking for
a clip. Oh you've been Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I'm not even familiar with that seems so long, Like
you know, I'm not I've never looked at it. But
if I'm eleven minutes long. Honestly, it takes me like
one minute to find something, and like it takes you
one minute, and then Gayley, it takes me about thirty
minutes to find something. You really really take it serious, sho.
You know you're not going to waste it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, I don't want thank you ready, you don't want
to waste it. You want to find the right clip.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You know that's around She's so willing nilly what does
she immediately see one thing? It seconds? Oh? Man?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yes, out of all the webs lights in the entire world.
Pornhold number fifteen, Number eighteen Netflix average visit of seven minutes,
six seconds. Number fourteen goes to TikTok, thirteenth goes to
Amazon and now our top ten worldwide.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Number ten four Yahoo, Thank you, look at that. It's
a solid side for number nine Reddit.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Eight is Wikipedia, seven is chat GPT Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Six is the what's What's up?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
App?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Or what's app? Just what's appen? What's up? I don't
know what's app because if it's what's up app kind
of what's appen? Okay, Sorry, sorry guys. Number five goes
to X. Number four is Instagram. Three is Facebook still
number two world You know, I know, but it's just
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so great. Facebook sucks. It's the worst. Oh you're so young? No, no,
which is you ever go on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's the it's more somehow more negative than Instagram and
Twitter or X. And it looks Facebook months like, yeah,
I don't go on it because it's so brutal.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Everyone's a ugh.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
The number two most visited website worldwide is YouTube, and it.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Happens just because it's sky in the booth.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yep and it has the longest watch time per visit
more than double at twenty minutes and forty seven seconds
per visit, and number one worldwide goes to Google, with
the average visit about eleven minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So I know it takes you eleven minutes to google something.
This is Google, and then.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You're doing maybe Gmail counts under the Google.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I don't know. That's crazy. This doesn't make sense. When
you get a text from a number that's not in
your context, that's a nightmare. It is, because then you
got to figure out, Okay, who just text me? I
can't ask like it's weird. Well, one guy got a
text from a number he didn't have and it was
not good. We're gonna see what the text said when
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we get back on the show. I'll rock with a
five to three on the show. It's rock one five three.
I feel like this happens to thor more than it
happens to most people. Every once in a while, you'll
get a text and you go, this is from I
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don't well, and it happens a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I think it's because I'm in the recovery world, so
I'm always meeting new people.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You just give your number out and then they'll put
their contact it I do.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's that's so what I am usually what I do
is usually what I do is I'll give somebody my
number and they'll text me, or I'll text them and say, hey,
their name it's Tyler. Because I don't like people come
in and out of recovery a lot, so like to
save everyone's number would be a lot, so I I don't,
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So I'll put my name in their name at the
top of the thread. So then when they text me,
I'll just scroll to the top of thread and see
who it is. And then usually they stop hearing from me,
and if I if goes like a month, then I'll
save their contact info. But sometimes it doesn't. So then
like like I have somebody that texts me recently all
the time about the show and I have no idea,
(25:12):
so I write back ha ha ha, or like I
can't scant stand sky.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Either you know what I mean? You know, like you know,
but I got no clue who it is, or or
like I'll do this thing anywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You'll text me something, I'll text you something and then
I'll ask a question to like try to get you
to say who you are.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's risky, you know what I mean, I feel like
this happens to him a lot. You don't ever drop
a new phone, who is I do? But I feel
so at this point, I feel so bad, Say I
lost all my contact. If you get a new phone,
you still so I'd rather just never know. Well, one
(25:57):
guy got a text and it was from a number
he did know, but it was a text that nobody
would want. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So he says, he's been with his girlfriend for about
a year and everything's been going so good that they're
actually about to move in together next month, and so
thing's good. All of a sudden, out of the blue,
a text from a number that he doesn't know, not
in his phone, never seen before, but it's a local number,
(26:24):
and it basically said, just wanted to make sure you're
aware that your girlfriend has been cheating on you your
entire relationship. Now it doesn't say her name, it says
your girlfriend, your entire relationship, So he's confused, he doesn't
know the number. He just decides, Okay, I'm gonna show
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this to my girlfriend. I'm going to be like, I
got this. Do you know anything about this? Is there
any truth to this? Anything you want to talk about?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Blah blah, blah. He said.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
She completely denied it, doesn't know the number, has no
clue what this person's talking about.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He believed her. He says she was very convincing.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
So now he doesn't know how to proceed move forward,
like this was a wrong number, somebody was just pulling
a prank, doesn't even apply to him?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Possible? Or does he maybe hold off on them.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Moving in together, give the relationship a little more time
and see if there is anything.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I think there's options in between, Like Okay, the first
thing I would do is I would say, hey, let
me put this phone number in your phone and see
what comes up. Dude, I never even thought about that.
If if it's in your context, you know this person's,
and there might be some validity to this. I love that.
So that's the first thing I would do. There's other
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things you can kind of do to figure out whose
phone number it is it is, but I would have
no problem immediately texting that number back and say who
is this?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah he said, he he did, and just ghost nothing back.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay. And so then that leads me to more of
like they could be a prank, or it could be
somebody messing with me or whatever. But you know there. Yeah,
I mean it would give me as a guy pause
for sure. Here's the difference. If this happened to you, ladies,
I feel like weird dead as men. It's over. If
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you got a text and said your husband has been
cheating on you for the past five years or something
crazy like that and nothing else, uh huh, I don't
even know what.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's just crazy that you would have anybody would immediately
believe that with that, I.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Know, but just think about how crazy that is. I'm
doing a lot if if there was a picture, there
was a picture like you, like the.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Voo and some hot chick with giant cans flopping around.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
You know, if you're a person that's got trust issues
and you get that text, it's gonna be really hard
to erase that spot. It's crazy how Sky believes people
she doesn't know more than people she does. It is crazy.
And it's not just somebody I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's a number that's like not trace to anybody, like
literally could be a wrong number or like some kid
doing a prank just going down every number and texting
that to like hundreds of people.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Like, first of all, I'm not ending it with Robert, right,
but no, But I'm I'm doing research. Well, I'm I'm
texting the person back. I'm looking at their phone to
see if the numbers in there, like Eddie just said,
But I'm also going to pick the phone up and
call this person to see if they answer right away,
to see if it's an actual human being, And then
I'm going to try to ask them obviously, well then
can you please help me out and let me know
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what proof you have?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Other than.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Other than that, I'm going to be skeptical for a
couple of weeks and try to do some digging on
their phone, maybe try to hack into their email.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
My god, maybe you don't know. I don't need to
hack I know Robert's passwords, so i'd probably look.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Into his emails, look into the IT stuff, and because
I need to settle my head down. But then if
I didn't find anything, there's nothing I could do, I mean,
and then it was a prank. I mean, you're kind
of screwed.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I don't know what else to do. You have that
feeling in your tummy a little yucky just taking amodium?
Yeah that sucks, But what are you gonna do? I mean,
I don't know either, your trust her or you don't,
that's brutal man. Speaking of relationships, Well, Sky over here
has gone to great lengths before to not have sex,
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but this time it's extreme. I don't think so it's extreme.
We are gonna see what she's doing to avoid sex.
Coming up next on the show, I'll rock with a
five to three falling in reverse on the show, It's
(30:52):
Rock one five to three. We were very excited. We
made the announcement yesterday that the show's p one Easter
Egg Hunt is at Dave and Busters in Mission Valley.
It's going down on Friday morning, April eighteenth, So that's
always the Friday before Easter where we have the Easter
egg Hunt, and it is an adult only Easter egg Hunt.
(31:14):
Thank you very much, something that we created a very
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
We're mad, mad or jealous, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I didn't appreciate the fact that kids are the
only ones to get to have Eastrag Hunts. Well, then
we found out Emily still has East egg Hunts, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Her rich ants put like a million dollar bills a
million dollar Emily. Remember when Emily ripped one from her son.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, she stole the Golden egg spot at the Golden Egg.
I found it. There's a twenty spot in there and
you pushed the kid down or something else. Anyway, Yes,
that's what it's based on. Our Easter Egg Hunt, where
you can win all kinds of different prizes, Like the
prizes this year are crazy. Tons of concert tickets like
the Black Keys, Creed Ghost, We have SeaWorld tickets, we
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have tickets to the San Diego FC padres tickets. We
have a five hundred dollars Unicorn Jewelry gift card in there. So,
I mean the prize is this this year our next level.
But you got a pre register sign up at Rockquino
five to three dot com, pick the heat you want
to be in and if you want to come down.
We're also gonna be raffling off a grand prize from
Sequand Casino Resort, which is an overnight state for two
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with a few food and beverage credit as well. Spots
are limited, so I would definitely go register at rockweo
five three dot com two day h So Sky is
legendary with her lack of sex drive.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, i'd like, you know, I really like in movies
and stuff they show like, you know, the chick who's
the cougar or whatever, or the woman who hits her
forties and just can't get enough sex. So I've been
like waiting for that that time to come, because in
the movies it happens to like every woman when they
hit a certain age. I'm forty seven and I for
(33:00):
forty Can you shut up with your forty eight? And
it hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
So I know that. I don't think that train is
I left the station. I don't know if it's in
the cards for me.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I was waiting because I'm like, oh, this is so sad.
You know, my husband wants it. I'm not as into it,
but there's gonna be a day where I'm gonna be
that horny old lady.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I don't think there is. I don't think so sad.
It is what it is. My husband is, Yeah, sad,
it is what it is. So you've gone to crazy
links before to avoid having sex, Like you refuse to
let the boo come to our Halloween party brew Ball
because it's on a Friday night. Yeah, you work a double,
(33:42):
as you like to say, and you don't want to
have sex after the party. Yeah, which is so crazy.
So this past ball.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
My wife showed up. I say, bo ball, this past
brew ball. My wife showed up as her as her
mistress page. And then we went back to the room
and had like the best night ever. And I, you know,
I just I don't understand why you because she was tipsy,
she had the wig on. It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, you know what I did that night at Sequon,
I had the best night ever too. I left the party,
played the slot machines by myself for about a half hour,
went up to the room, took a hot shower, and
went to bed.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hell yeah, best night ever. Yes, put your arms down.
So that's fine. Every year, Hey is the boot coming?
Come on? And that's a response.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
He doesn't even get an invite at this point, because yeah,
I want to say, all of our spouses come. I
want to say it was our Halloween party of two
thousand and five.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
No, it was maybe two thousand and eight. I don't know.
The last one that I saw the boo at was
the one where where you came as the Tijuana hooker.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
This is before I was on the show. I've never
seen the boo at a party show party.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, it's a scene.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, so there's an old school story about the war
and the Tijuana hooker, And one year we really enjoyed
that story a.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Lot, Bobby, Yes, yes, legendary, so legendary, and so decided
to dress as said hooker for our party, and that
happened to be the year my husband was there, and
that led to a you're going to be a hooker.
He's going to use that.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, he's going to be excited all night long. But again,
I've worked a double.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Double. No, we didn't do we didn't broadcast. We didn't
do a broadcast that year. But the party is the double, Yes,
the double.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Event at work as a prostitute, and I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But am I not? I think so we're a working girl,
thank you. There was that night, but not win the
party end. Yeah. So you do a lot of things
to avoid sexy, but this one is borderline insane. I
don't think so of what you're about to do. I
don't think so.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I mean, I don't recommend this for everybody. It depends
on your personal relationship with this person. But so, as
I documented, I am forty seven, not forty eight, thank you, Eddie,
and I am starting to go through some changes.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Oh my hormones some say it's the change. Well, eddie,
that's what it's looking like.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And for all you people out there who you know
again watch movies and think, oh the change, menopause is
something that what is like a week and then you're
done with it. No, this is like a five to
six year process of women's hormones changing, weird things happening
to your body.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But you were crazy before, but you've definitely gone banana
a lot, like three or four. Yeah, thanks, thanks for
saying that. So it's hot. Yeah, yeah, more annoying. Excuse me,
that's not nice. Problem. Okay, excuse me. I can still
(37:16):
hear you hearing, I mean still hear you self help books.
You know what it helps, trying to improve yourself?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh yeah, I was listen to The Secret this morning.
Can you believe I haven't even read The Secret yet?
And by read, I mean listen to from like the nineties. Yeah,
oh yeah, inspirational. But anyway, so, yeah, so lots of
changes happening. So unfortunately I am now a regular visitor
to my gynecologist because okay.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
You don't have to regular, well, like.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
As before, you go like once a year. But when
you start having weird hormone things and they want to
try out different like hormone therapies. You're you're doing quite
a few visits to try and tinker and see what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
So I was there. We were tinkering the other day,
thinking about a guy to called his tinker. It's exactly
what I had, and he's using a little chisel.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
What guy's got going down there has used this so yeah,
so they have to like start cranking it up.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
They got to crank it up. Crank it up. Now
you get to go. You see lots of gears moving. Yeah,
two people on either side. Okay, really, what's going on? Bro?
Gets an old stupid so been a regular visitor and
(38:43):
fun fact me regular visitors such an object My guide
like a punch card for should subject last year?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Honestly I should because before that it's your annual great
see you next year by But the cool thing about
my GUYO is I've known her since like day one,
since you know, pre Loveland being bored. She's the one
who delivered Loveland. We got a hysterical story about that, so.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We got poor.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah she's seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Retirement, Yeah, yeah, I bet she's seen a lot. Okay,
I have to say it like that and look me
up and down. Okay, you don't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
So we, you know, we talk kind of like friends,
you know, Oh my god, a bit more casual than
other people. So sometimes she'll share stories with me about
her husband and yeah, well she has a stay at.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Home as well. Who raises the kids? That's a thing. Okay,
you thought the Boe was the only one I did.
Kids are they? Are they twenty like yours? Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
My kid is fifteen, and yes, you're right, her kids
are quite a bit younger.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay, And there's multiple of the world.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Feels like Sky asked her about her lady parts too, Like,
totally jumps the line of questions you should ask your doctor,
well does your do does yours do that?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So so we're chatting and I'm letting her know about how,
you know, we have the week off of work coming up,
and about how my daughter is going to be at
school because it's not her spring break and blah blah
lah lah. We're talking all this kid's stuff, and then
I realize, I go, oh crap, I'm going to be
(40:33):
home with the boo without the daughter.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I mean, I I see, I.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
See him right now, already warming up the spot and
making a line of cocktail like a lot. It's for
you know, some alone time if you will. But but
as as I mentioned, we're mid tinker. You know, we
we got some tinkering to do things. We're working things out,
you know, we're trying to get things working better.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
And that's what I say to her. I go, I
don't know if you've ever done this before, but do
you think you could write a note to my husband
just letting him know that, you know, I probably shouldn't
be having sex for a couple of weeks. You're getting
a doctor's note for no sex.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
And the face Thor has is the face she had
for a second of the like like trying to process
the words just that just came out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
And that was a sky moment of where I was like, oh,
should I not have said that? Are we not that cool?
And so she has a weird face and then she
laughs and then she takes out her prescription path no,
but she joke right likes well, so she writes it
(41:50):
and then at the bottom she puts in like parentheses,
this is not a real prescription.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
This was requested by your wife. Smiley face. She knows
the hobby too, you know, she's not him for years
and smiley face. And then she handed it to me.
So I think I may have gone too far because
she did it, which I you know, jokingly. Clearly he's
not going to buy the I can't have sex, which
(42:16):
sucks because she put the smiley.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Face on it. Right, it's white out. They think about that.
His eyes are really bad. He may not notice the
white out on there. But but she laughed, and she,
you know, basically said, yeah, I don't actually do that.
That's not something we do.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
You know, like, if you are actually having issues with sex,
that's another discussion we could have.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It could be in like those notes, you know how
they have notes on there, like you visit summer yeah whatever, Yeah,
you know, no sex for a certain amount of time
or no heavy lifting. Yes, you know, that's where they
would put something like that. They don't write prescriptions for
no sex guying.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It would look more official. But she really let me down.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
And now I heardest part about this is that this
whole conversation is probably going on with her sitting down
and Sky's legs in the air. Yes, and then she's
in the startups, and then she puts her welding mask
back on and goes, Sky, We're going back in.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
To get under the hood. You're the worst. No, you honestly,
you know, honestly, what uh? The Padres train is still rolling.
We're gonna see what happened in their game last night,
and hear about a former Padres suspension. Next to sports Dirt,
(43:39):
the Oracle Padres are on fire. They have yet to
taste defeat this season, as they won again last night,
beating the Guardians seven to two, and it was the
new guys that came up big. It was Kyle Hart
making his first Padres start, earning his first ever big
(44:02):
league win. He came over from that Korean Baseball league
and it looks like he belongs. He went five solid innings,
only giving up two runs. He then handed it over
to the bullpen, who shut out the Guardians. The other
new guy, Gavin Sheets, he had the big day at
the plate, going three for three with four RBIs and
two doubles. So that's great stuff. You get production from
(44:23):
those guys. It was awesome. So they are now five
and zero for the first time in franchise history. It's
really crazy. Did not see this kind of start coming now. Listen,
you know it's a long way to go, but I
mean it's still first pretty exciting, pretty exciting. I'll take it, Okay,
obviously we'll take They were zero and five, I would
say exactly the same thing I'm saying. We would be devastated. Yeah,
(44:46):
it would be crazy to be devastating. Emily would be
in tears. The Mets would be able today.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
The Mets last year are perfect example of how little
April meets. They were awful in April last year, Like
they were rock bottom back and they went old way,
they go to the nfc S or they Yes, I
don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
But you know what I'm saying, like, you know what,
can't break this. I'm not breaking anything. I'm just saying, like,
let's keep a level head. Former Padres outfielder Jerkson Profar
had an incredible season last year, and not only possibly.
Profar was popped for testing positive for a banned substance
(45:25):
and has been suspended by Major League Baseball for eighty games.
Oh oh, he's also under this rule ineligible for the postseason,
so if the Braves make of the postseason, he cannot play. Yeah,
that was the year. Yeah. Profar says he was tested
eight times last season and always came back clean when
(45:46):
he was with the Padres. But so he gets the
so he has a big year, gets the contract, then
roid's up. Well they said it was during this offseason.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, so yeah, so I saw he got buses for
eight CG and a lot of guys that ate CG
because it gets your NOSTA.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's a fertility drug and.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It helps guy so it helps guys boost their natural testosterone.
So you're on steroids or whatever. He's on, takes the
hCG with along with the steroids, and it keeps his
natural testosterol going. So it probably was still in his
system and didn't all come all the way out when
he got tested.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
What I don't understand, ever, is like they know they're
gonna get tested. So that did you see the contracts
he signed?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yea, that's why he did it, because he's not signing
that contract if he doesn't do this, I mean I
would do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't blame jokes in Profar, So I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That you don't know if you're gonna get caught because
everybody regularly if ye ways around and there's ways around it.
And I don't get that you get told. I mean,
it's naive to think he's the only guy in baseball
doing steroids right now. They're all I know, if you're
in the minors, is probably running rampant. Like if you
think about how much money he just made because this
one season, I would do steroids too if I if
(46:58):
I knew, Okay, if I do these steroids, I'm gonna
make what would he mean, eighty million?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Then hell yeah, I'm gonna do the steroid. It's gonna
make my one big contract. You know what I mean.
He's not He's just got caught. It happens. Yeah, not good.
Right now, everybody is talking about the Yankees new torpedo bats. Well,
it looks like they aren't the only ones using them now,
don't say the Reds all star elied Dela Cruz got
a hold of one and it is working for him
(47:24):
as well. He was a triple away from the cycle
and it had a career high seven RBIs with his
new bat. This is great for baseball. Now, how is
this different?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
So a lot of the fat of the bat the barrel.
The barrel is like placed in more spots where you're
actually gonna hit it. So now if you get like
jammed on the inside, you really.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Hit more of the barrel of the bat. Yeah, it
looks it looks like yeah, it's completely illegals right now,
you know. So I don't know if Major League Baseball
eventually is gonna go like, oh no, that's no longer
good or whatever. But the length of it's fine. They
just wait change. You know. It looks like a bowling tin. Real.
What's crazy about it is like they've they've they've gone
(48:07):
through different bats.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Like two years ago, the balls were juiced and then
the balls warn't juice.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Like so they changed things all the time in baseball.
But so we'll see if it lasts. But I mean,
I don't know. I want to get some for my
kids in Lily.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I think I remember and when I was in the
Little league, the new thing at the time was like
the two bats in one. The handle was a different bat,
composite bats to me. Yeah, and like so like they
changed things. It's really not that crazy of a deal.
It's just it's working, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
And the women's Final four is set. Yukon is returning
to the Final four as they beat number one seed
USC They joined Texas, UCLA and South Carolina. It's Yukon
sixteen's final four in seventeen years and twenty fourth overall.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Signed over here, I did fill out a female bracket
Yukon going against Texas.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Oh what still good guys playing against yourself. Nobody else
filled out of rut. Everyone else went huh no, thank you?
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Speaker 8 (49:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
You know?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Well, once celebrity made some comments about mister Clean and
people aren't really sure how they feel about it. We're
gonna see what they had to say about old mister
Clean and see if we agree or not. When we
get back on the show at Rock with a five
three foo fighters saw on the show it's roque o
five to three. I'm trying to rack my brain. I
(49:43):
remember vaguely at some point we talked about different mascots
and which ones we find the most attractive. Why did
we do that? I have no idea. I have no idea,
but I do remember mister Clean being asked, do you
find that guy hot? Because some people do, some people
(50:04):
are attracted to mister clean. What do you Emily, mister clean,
hot gye, older guy, tight white shirt, nice clean, bald head.
What do you think get it? He could get it. No,
tax can get it. That is a down or tattoos clean.
But he is clean.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
He's got the muscles, the tight white T shirt, he's
got that shiny ear ring.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Oh you like that? Uh you like a little bad boy,
little bad boy, and I'm in, I'm in. Okay, he
can get it. Okay, wow this guy. Are you attracted
to mister clean at all? The white eyebrows really throw
me out. They are my favorite. But I can get
over that. Okay, yeah, no, he kind of freaks me out.
(50:46):
Really he freaks you out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
The look in his eyes, yeah, the look in his
eye clean you.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh weird. He reminded me girl. Kind of looks like
Johnny Sins. Who that is? You know who that is?
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh my god, he's such a liar. No, it's a
porn star. There's what that guy would do? This guy, yeah,
a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
He's mister dirty. Yeah, he's not opposite. He do look
like he says brother, who's a polar opposite.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
I would be like, hey, Sky, you can't go through
with it. Yeah, not a good idea, I don't. I
don't like that very much.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So yeah, mister clean, I don't know. I've never I'm like, no, no,
if I see you in an alley, I'm going the
other way, you know. Okay, yeah, okay, Well apparently you
and Drew Barrymore feel the exact same way. Well, there
you go. That's a good company. That's good company. But
I do love Barrymore both kind of amazing another a word.
(51:52):
I was gonna use what I know awesome?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Sure, sure, okay, okay, Well yeah, mister clean is trending
today and lots of people talking about mister Clean because
of something Drew Barrymore said the other day on her show,
which either people totally agree with or totally distant.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Sounds like Emily's a fan, so not a Drew Barrymore fan,
but a Kelly Clarkson fan. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson doesn't sit
on the couch. Okay, you don't clim post to her.
You don't have to. I knew what it meant that
made you uncomfortable, didn't that? Well, that was a lot.
She's so strange now.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Obviously I like older Drew Barrymore from like movies like
you know, Wedding Singer.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
But that's she's a whack job now. But Kelly Clarkson
totally fine. Yes, Kelly Clarkson's excellent host. Okay, Kelly Clarkson
who lost one hundred pounds because she now goes on
daily walks, that that's normal to guy saying, I mean,
we're gonna call out Drew Barrymore for being I think
she admitted to eventually after she first was like, oh,
(52:55):
I know, I just moved to New York and I
walked and struggled with her waiter whole life. I'm proud
of her. Well, yeah, but don't lie about it.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Wow, authentic self, she's a phony, you're a phone.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Which I watched neither for the record. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well, Drew Barrymore was talking about this recent news story
which you know you may have seen around where they
were basically saying American women find it hot when their
husbands do domestic type of chores around the house, so cooking, cleaning,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
They find that hot. According to a recent I mean,
that's that's what I do. I do the I don't particular,
but it don't happen often tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Especially yes cooking and it came and there was popcorn
and snacks from him and my son from the night before.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Oh well, that's cute. They're are hanging out together as
peanut butter smeared and popcorn seeds all over the place
and just peanut butter and popcorn. What an odd combo
those two are doing. You can't do anything right. Don't
find it attractive.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
I think it's weird when he cleaned to the bathroom
in his underwear prison style, as he says, because when
he was in prison put his underwear on.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Boy, really weird. So not bare feet doesn't give you
it's weird. I think it's kind of gross to clean
the bathroom and you're underwear with bare feet. Okay, if
he was wearing flip flops, would it be better for it?
I don't know what are you supposed to wear when.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
You don't know, like like play shorts and play shoes short.
You were like you were the clothes that you you know,
not nice clothes. I don't know active wear, but.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
You find it hot. If he's like, you know, pouring
concrete outside, that would be I find construction things. That
is correct. Okay, Well, so they're talking about this study.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
And if you did not know, this guy, Ross Matthews
is Drew barrymore side kick on the show and Ross
pipes in a lot.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, he used to do that show, Hello Ross. He's
very fabulous. Oh I have never watched Hello Ross, so I.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Okay, So that's her sidekick, and so as you know,
they're talking about this news story. That's when he chimes in, well,
there's a reason people find mister Clean so hot. And
that's when Drew Barrymore had a different take on it.
And she basically says she doesn't get why people fetishize
mister Clean, which I think is a weird way to
(55:36):
put that. But she says it does look like he's
pumped and ready for action. But she says it makes
her feel uncomfortable when she sees him because he is
so sexual.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Mister Clean, yes, to the point where I'm sexual.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
She's uncomfortable because he's so sexual.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Just because he has like some uscles. Yeah that makes
sprint on his face.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
But Yeah, lots of people reference the Super Bowl ad
from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Who remembers that how much of a loser do you
have to be to remember that?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I googled it and it's like a thing with some women,
this specific commercial because they, yeah, like basically where it's
more of like an animated version of mister Clean and
he's clean in this chicks living room and she's like
falling all over herself because he's like that hot and
(56:33):
you see bulges and there's winks and I mean they
knew what they were doing, yeah, with this commercial. And
then uh, you know, spoil we have it up right now.
There's some thrusting going.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
On that'scial this aired. Yeah. Yeah, so this is the
one that chicks like the most.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
Who likes mister Clean and the spoiler alert at the
very end, mister Clean the whole time action was her
husband and then she jumps on top because yeah, because
he's cleaning.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
So, uh so there are women who have definitely taken
that commercial and enjoyed it for them. Oh my god, Scott,
would that's porn to see? Honestly, I was uncomfortable watching it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
You're uncomfortable, you know?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
I got uncomfortable watching Blind Date uncensored one. Okay, so
it's the same vibe older.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
I I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
But according to this recent talk that has gone viral
thanks to Drew Barrymore, there are quite a bunch of
women like Emily who do find mister Clean hot on
multiple levels.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
But you don't know, and that commercial made it worse. Yes, really, yes,
Like it's awkward, it's weird. You like older guys.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah, I like older guys, but it's something weird about animated.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
But he's like in a uniform, Like, no, it's not uniform,
it's just a white shirt, white pants.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, but I feel like he's like clean, a hospital
orderly or something like.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
You know, Like she doesn't like mister Clean, but Dick
van Dyke will probably get her going. So you need
to work through your feelings because this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
I know, because I'm like really into ripped guys right
now because a reacher, I'm on this weird.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm really into ripped guys right now right now? Normal.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
Well, No, I went through like a gym from the
office phase, you know what I mean, kind of like
the everyday guy, you know, the guy, but right now,
I'm in the Reacher vibe.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
But even with that, I still see that Mister Clean
commercial and it like creeps me out. It makes me
like scared, scared. I don't like it. What do you mean,
I don't know? It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Well, I do want my house clean, and I do
agree with the study that it is hot when you
know your man will clean the house, especially when it's unexpected.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Guy saying it's hot is weird saying anything? Her saying
anything sexual ekes me out.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
But yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
Watching mister Clean thrust is not something.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
If you get home today and the boo is wearing
an all white shirt and all white pants and he's cleaning,
could he get it? And no, we're not. He does
have the GOLDI earingclipt on though, Yeah, no I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
No, No, I'm sorry, not for other people like that sucks.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
We may have a little bit of an issue here,
you guys. We were planning on doing NERD trivia today,
but our systems are down. What the hell? I can't
get into my documents with all the questions, So I
don't really know what to do without technology. So if
I can't get that thing open, I don't think we
can play. I don't. Well, we got like ten minutes,
(59:55):
so I'm gonna go back there and see if I
can hack the system. Okay, I don't know. If not,
we'll do something else. That's the tease. Okay, inten some
forty one on the show. It's dropping five to three. Sorry, guys,
couldn't do it. Went back and tried to open up
(01:00:17):
my documents. Not happening, Thanks Jamie. We're still down, servers down.
I don't think he did it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Oh, I don't think he did it, because he was
walking in and out of here. Well, he was given attitude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I don't think he was. He was trying to help.
He ever had Remember that laptop crack he got in
on you. I don't know he was confused. It wasn't
a crack. I walked by where the servers are and
heard some really bad language being said in there, just
from some engineers where I was working on it. I
t I guess, I don't know, but yeah, all of
(01:00:47):
our systems are down right now, so I can't access
the document that has NERD trivia.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
They're not happy, right, No, it just wants crazy. I'm
coming out of nine and it was not good because Frankie. Yeah,
I've had crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Uh yeah, so sorry, guys, No nerve tributa this week. No,
I have another thing there. Yeah, because I heard about
this and I am confused. It doesn't make any sense. No,
we said our final goodbyes. And have you ever had
this happen where you go into a hospital and you
(01:01:23):
think that's it for grandma, grandpa or whoever, and you know,
you're kind of saying your final goodbyes and then they
sort of make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, it's kind of annoying. What because you're like, because
you're like, I said goodbye already, like just and then
we're just dragging this on.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Now I get. I totally get what you're saying. It's
not my grandmother. She was on her final legs. I
went and I pretty much said my final goodbyes and
she kind of recovered, which I was thankful for to
have more time with her any normal for more time,
(01:02:01):
Oh god, like another couple of years. My god. Most
people don't get that. Yeah, that's a crazy thing to say,
what George just said. But yeah, most people, you know,
they're praying for that to happen. It's very rare. Yeah,
(01:02:21):
you know, we set our final goodbyes. The Sky's YouTube channel,
the Scratcher lottery channel. It was dead. It's dead and gone.
Right We're all like, all right, you know what, it
had its run, never won massive losses, not great. You
(01:02:43):
know what's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Somebody just won a million bucks off a scratcher in
National City, a million dollars. They chased the lottery millions
and got it. They're chasing the National City guy, not
my channel.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
You were chasing for years. Yeah, but no, I didn't
have never caught it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
Welcome to chasing lottery millions, where we try to win
millions of dollars through the California State Lottery doing scratchers.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Today we are going to I have to listen to it.
Hang on a second, Is that the last one that
they posted? You can tell, dude, she sounds depressed that
it sounds Sky. That's like sad Sky, sad Sky, Like
I'm worried.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I wouldn't watch that and be like, oh god, lady,
like even me hearing it, I was even shocked, shocking,
right because like, clearly I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Do one old old one. Listen to the difference. I'm gone, clearly,
here's your husband you're defeated. I've defeated. Oh yeah, well
you realize you've lost millions of times, millions, millions.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
By the way, I'm gonna go, I'm going way back Oka.
We did so many videos. It was daily us for
two years, every every day video.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
This is from a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Okay, all right, let's get extreme and win five million
dollars today it's a twenty dollars scratcher here in California.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Let's get to it. This bonus section of either you
that's like a punch in the face. Wow, that's a
different gal. The first go back to the old one,
the first one, the last one that you just played.
That's a sad game. That's a sad guy. That's a
sad lady. Depression has set in when you realize we're
never gonna win. What's one of the wildest things I've
ever heard? Is that crazy?
Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Here's the one, the blowing facing lottery millions where we
try to win millions of dollars through the California State
Lottery doing scratchers.
Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
Today, we where's the Oh my, you didn't give didn't
That is awful sounds like angry too, like like it's depressed.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
It's so it's the realization that, wow, we've lost so
much time, We've lost so much money.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
He has friends on the internet. Now, what happened to
my life? So I don't recall what was going on
in that last video, but I could, I could take
it as sadness.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I could take an educated guess that I was ready
for the channel to die. My husband wasn't. He wanted
to do another video. We were bickering with me being like,
why are we still doing this? And he's like, we
can't just ghost people, And then we probably had a
little back and forth. Oh yeah, he still says, we're
still getting comments and emails and how rude of us
(01:05:42):
to not reply. And as you reply, because he does
just reply.
Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
With the channels on hiatus, we're taking a break right now,
like you could reply, no, we're going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
He feels like he would have to like explain our
life story. Why I don't know. I don't know he
is on the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
So we probably were bickering and I finally said, fine,
let's just do it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
And that long way for something like this too. Hey,
thanks so much for checking out Chasing lottery Millions. This
is where we scratch California lottery scratchers and guess what,
we're gonna win millions of dollars. I put the random video, guys,
(01:06:27):
I just took the random video and then reality setting.
Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Yeah, what's up? I'm here scratching lottery tickets again, I
mean nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Shout out west side, West Coast, what's up? Sky?
Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Sky?
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Because they're West Coast winning ticket the scratcher shout out
the most.
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Cringe worthy person on the planet that millions of dollars?
Can you isolate that and save it forever?
Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
You hear the right want a noise. So, just in
case you're a brand new listener and you aren't aware,
Sky and her husband created this lottery scratcher YouTube channel
where it's literally not they're not on camera, it's just
the ticket and Sky's hand. That's it's it. And then
they comment, well that's sweet commentary.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, yeah, and I know what you're thinking, Wow, that's
so stupid. Well they did it every day, like twenty
multiple twenty dollars tickets every day, twenty dollar tickets. So
I was going to say, they're not five dollars tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
They want to win a million.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Yeah, and people want to see someone win a million.
They don't want to see somebody win a thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I don't want to see someone win any money.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
But then again, you wanted the person to die the
second they went into the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
So different. Different. So you did this for years, and
we tried to talk you out of it and say, syay,
you're losing money left and right. What are you doing?
And you but you believe you were going to win
at some point. Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
You guys were saying, just hand you the money, just
set the money on fire, just flush the money down
the toilet. These were suggestions you had for me, but
I still not some day, Like, if you do this
long enough, some day you're going to hit that jackpot.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I was in Vegas in February and I lost all
my money and I kept saying to myself at the
let table, my number has to hit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
The odds are in your favor. Eventually hit. There's only
so many numbers. It did if you stayed there for
three days. It didn't hit. Guys for three days straight.
None of my.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Numbers scratch every day for years, clearly didn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Oh so, how long has it been since that last
video was posted?
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
What is this what's the date on that last video,
because honestly, I don't I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Four years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
But it's not no, because that's and that's the first
video that you have up. I don't know when that
would be.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Four years ago. Yeah, that's weird. It's been a couple
of years, a couple of years since our last video.
Another one three years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I wanted to say it was last year, like
kind of the middle of the year we start.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
The earliest ones i've seen is three years ago. Yeah,
so it couldn't be four years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Maybe that's when you started the channel and that's yeah,
I want to say. And here's one that says nine
months ago.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Yeah, so I want to say it was like mid
last year. We gave up something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Gave up a life. I don't know. That says right there.
June said that. I don't know either. That's the one
we were just third. I don't know why. June of
last year was the last. Okay, so okay, that makes sense.
So that was it. No more scratchers, no more videos.
Channel's done. Yeah, and the husband was really sad because
we did we we ghosted YouTube and ghosted YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Well the Boo wanted to do like a goodbye video,
like a recap.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
But yes, it's so hard to chasing a lot of
remilions going out. Definitely, Eddie, you show up and then
that's it, say goodbye. Yeah, yeah, he want to do that.
He wanted us because we had kept all the like
scratch tickets, like all the garbage tickets, so we had
(01:10:27):
boxes and boxes. Why no, we had thought.
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
One day we would do like a recap video, like
we in our brain we thought every year at the
end of the year, we'll do a recap and you'll
show it because other people have done that and it
blows your mind to see that many tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
It's more like an educational video of this is what
gambling does, not how much money you yes, and how
you're never going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Yeah, And they showed it like elementary schools and stuff
with the Dare program.
Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
But so the last video was June and then we
kind of we did the the closet cleanouts recently and
I said, throw those tickets away, like why are.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
We keeping tickets down? We're done with this, We're of them. Uh. Yeah.
They were actually in like cardboard boxes. There were like
four big cardboard boxes, just thousands and thousands of dollars. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
And I was so thankful we quit when we did
because the highest value ticket at the time in California
(01:11:28):
was thirty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Well, this year they have put out a forty dollars
scratch you do.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Oh, absolutely, we would have liked one. By the way,
I've dedicated a week's worth of videos to how much
how much in a week would you spend if it
was forty dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
My husband probably would have talked me into buying a book.
And I don't know what a book costs, but I'm
thinking of.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I don't even know what that means. A book of lottery?
How much? What is that show?
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
When you buy a lottery ticket? You know the guy
at seven to eleven is just pulling it out of
the display. But when he he loads the display it
comes in a book. You could buy that, which, yes,
is a cellophane wrapped pack.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Of tickets, and so would be like what a thousand bucks?
I'm thinking eight hundred, But I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I've never bought a book because I think a book
of thirty dollars scratches is six hundred bucks and we've
bought that before and done that multiple time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Come in a book. I just bought a PlayStation four
hundred bucks and I'm like, that was a lot. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
I can.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Book. I'm not sure that. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Okay, I can't remember. I knew all this stuff like
buy hard, like I could have given you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Stats like no, yeah no, it was sadness, sick. We
don't need that. So that's where we left it. We
sent our goodbyes. It was over rest in peace until
the comeback? Right what geor just literally jumped up. I've
done too.
Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
I don't know, like Jordan come back after going to
the miners. Bigger, bigger, bigger than Jordan.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. Yeah. Uh,
this is like Richard Simmons stuff. Everybody thought he was
dead and the next thing you know, there he is
well now now now right, yeah, now now it's old
and trust me, the channel'll be dead too. Okay, what
is going on? What's this announcement?
Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Hell, I did not see this coming, nor honestly did
my husband the boo, but yesterday we got our taxes
done and we have a new tax person. I've had
the same tax person for like twenty years. Just you know,
you put your documents in, bam, you get your return,
you don't ask any questions, and you move on. Well,
this is a local guy where I actually went in
(01:13:43):
the office, sat actually he explained things to me, understanding things,
and it turns out that I have quite a few
write offs that I cannot use. So, like I basically
could be getting a way better return. I could be
writing off a lot of stuff, but unfortunately, due to
the tax law, I don't qualify.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
But you know what would make me qualify to write
a bunch of that stuff off which I currently can't
against my paycheck here at iHeart if I had an
outside entertainment project that gave me a ten ninety nine,
which is the tax document that YouTube will send you
(01:14:29):
if you have a YouTube account that makes money. So
if I can continue to get a ten ninety nine
from YouTube, it will be a huge tax advantage for me,
even if that ten ninety nine is saying I made
like one hundred bucks for the entire year. Just having
(01:14:50):
that document, I guess, opens a tax store that I
otherwise wouldn't be able to open.
Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
And so we said to tax Sky yesterday. First off,
he loved the channel. He goes, Oh, that's like unboxing.
You just you have to watch and wait till the end.
So that made us feel I don't have to watch YouTube,
you do. You don't know if I want gabillions or not.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I never will you have?
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's never will spoiler alert. Thanks, what about the amount
of money you're losing on the channel?
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Yeah? So to your right off is that he gonna
even be worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Well, so that's the thing, he says. You don't have
to do videos every single day. You just have to
do enough videos because there's a certain threshold. If you
make under like a hundred bucks, YouTube won't even issue you.
Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I could just have one drink, you know what I mean?
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I could just.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I've had a long day. I've had a long day.
The system is not working at work right now. I
just have one mikel Ultra.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I could have one little who.
Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Have a little toots Snooter? Just what I need? An
extra bump to keep me up.
Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Okay, you know, okay, I can just have Yeah, I
can just have you know, a little pop feed and
all real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Sleep. Oh my god, for a long time. I won't
do that. I won't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Okay, couple, I'll just have two valume your point being, Uh,
they're gonna start it once every once in a while,
and then maybe they get a little win, and then
the blood starts falling in and.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Then next thing you know, it's every day. I have
a gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I'm not saying, but I'm saying, Okay, okay, I'm not saying.
I'm just saying, explain to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Me if it's worth it. The amount of money you're
gonna lose, you're gonna lose, uh doing these lottery scratchers
compared to your right off, have you crunched the numbers?
Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Well, at the end of our YouTube career, well, I
should say, at the height of our YouTube career, before
you started to get to pressed.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Scott, yeah, you weren't making.
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
We were in break even to where are you too?
Money would cover the losses with the winds and the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Every town doesn't sound like a fun place, well not.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
When you're making a video. Everything even town's no fun,
but at least your breaking even. But with this, no
way would we go back to every single day. But
if hey, once a month we drop a surprise video.
Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
But you didn't see it coming. It is the excitement
that's like me after, like just have I could just
smoke one little bong. They're back. They're back. We missed
it so much. Oh man, dude, I can't deal with this.
So on the drive hole the boo looked at me
(01:17:46):
and he said, are we doing this? Oh my god,
you guys? And I said, I think we are. That
is he bringing the studio back, because remember you had
a studio in your house. Yeah, and now it's like
a storage table with some dust the microphone in the corner.
So I think we're gonna have to dust that off.
Going down this dark road again. I have to buy
some forty dollars scratchers guy, and we're gonna have to
(01:18:10):
see what we can do. I'm in a bear. It's
a sad day for the show. Really, it's a sad
day if I win ten million dollars and have to
retire early. You know, I'm sorry. You already have your house.
I'm sorry, Well, thank you. Yeah, there you go. That
We were talking about that new company recently that's gonna
try and trick your guy or girl into cheating by
(01:18:30):
sliding into your dms. Remember that not great. Well, one
guy is being told to dump his girl after he
found out that she was doing something interesting. We're gonna
see what she was doing and if you should find
a new chick or not. Coming up next on the show,
I'll rock with a five to three cubas on the
(01:18:51):
show It's rock one O, five to three. Well, we
were just talking about this. There is a new company
out there that their whole thing is to try to
trick you online into cheating or look like you're cheating,
so you'll get some hot chicks sliding into your d
ms or even go so far as to show up
at a bar hit on you. If you take the bait,
then you're you know, whoever paid for it, you know,
(01:19:13):
then they got you. They got you. You know, you're
trust untrustworthy, and so they have a variety of different
ways to tricky in things like that. It's guys and girls.
We were checking it out and looking at it and
it was wild. You know what the packages are and
all those different things and the costs and things like that.
It's not as expensive as you think. But I mean,
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if a beautiful model looking girls sliding into my DMS
that you want to hook up. I might go I
don't know, at least less suspicious if if it was
like a regular looking, normal looking check. But they're all
like Instagram. Yes, I'd be suspicious. But you know, guys
are dumb, that is true, and me in my twenties,
i'd be like, today's my lucky. Well, this is different.
(01:19:58):
A guy has kind of something similar happened, but not
through a company or anything like that, and now his
friends are like, dude, that's a red flag. You need
to bounce.
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
So this guy's been living with his girlfriend for two
years and he knows she's jealous. I mean, you know,
if your chick's jealous or not emily situation yea hey,
but I mean not to the point where he can't
go out in the world. But he knows there's been
times where she's gotten hot and she's overreacted a bit whatever.
So recently he took her to a work event where
she was introduced for the first time to one of
(01:20:33):
his co workers who works at a different branch that
he rarely sees or communicates with, but she was at
this event.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
The girlfriend's there introduction great.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Well, the next day, his girlfriend was acting a little
weird and kept dropping things about his work wife, which
confused him.
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
He's like, what is she saying?
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, and then wanted to know if he thought she
was pretty and out of like one to ten, how
hot do you?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Actually? Gets old trap right? So that gross? Yeah, and
then oh really you know, yeah, she's like a sister
to me. This chick doesn't. He doesn't even know her.
She's not even branch.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Seriously, So a few weeks later, like they get over
that little back and forth, and then a few weeks
later he gets an Instagram request from coworker at the
other branch. He approves it, but he thought it was
kind of weird because all her pictures were like, there
were only a few of them, and they were all
like swimsuit pictures, like pictures of her at the beach,
(01:21:38):
pictures of her there, blah blah blah blah, and they
were all uploaded very recently.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Because you get somebody that follows you and you click
on it like that, it's like usually a spam account.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Yeah, not that I would click on anything. You would never, no,
I would.
Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Well, a few days later, he gets a d m
from the coworker and a small talk, nothing big, and
then a couple days later, a flirty message comes through
and that's when he replies, Hey, I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
I'm sorry. I maybe it wasn't clear I have a girlfriend.
And then nothing back and that was the end of it. Well,
another week goes by and they're having one of these
multi branch work things where she's there and he went
up to her and he goes, hey, I hope I
didn't make it weird on Instagram. I hope we can,
you know, still like talk and you know, I think
you're really nice. And she's like, what are you What
(01:22:33):
are you talking about? And he goes, you know, Instagram,
you followed me, I followed you. Back she goes, I
don't think I follow you, and then she pulls up
her Instagram account which is a completely different account. Then
so he puts it together, confronts his girlfriend. She denies
that she set up a fake account pulling this chick's pictures.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
He then.
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, so he confronts her. She denies it and she goes,
it's a prank, Yo, you can't take a joke now,
it's a prank, And then Finally, she admits, Okay, it's
a test. I've been cheated on in the past. I
just wanted to make sure I can trust you, so
set up this fake account to see if yous and
(01:23:21):
so now all his buddies are like, dude, you gotta run,
like if she's doing this kind of shady stuff, you know,
like you can't trust her. You don't know when the
next psycho thing is gonna drop like you, And he's
kind of on the fence. Sounds like she must be
really hot because he talks about all what do I
always say?
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
So now he doesn't know. I mean, he's two years
deep living with this girl. But this is easy to
say you need to get rid of this chick. But
if you're two years deep living with someone, I'm not
going to break up with her. But I am recommending, Hey,
if you have these kind of deep rooted issues about
trust and whatever, you might want to go to therapy
and work that out because it's going to hurt our
relationship and if you're not willing to do that, then
(01:24:04):
it's gonna end up ruining thing.
Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
I would have assumed you would have dumped her right away.
Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah, it is pretty wild to do a figure that
out much. Yeah, try and trick me. That's like spam
account cat fishing stuff. Like I immediately said, like, oh
fake photos, that spam account stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
That's crazy right to pull one of your co workers
photos to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
If we were newly in a relationship, then or you
hook up with her because it's probably nuts, and then
I think they're already in a relationship. I'm just saying,
if it was a new relationship and this happened, you
want to wait to hook up with her because it's
probably gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Then you and then you take off, and then today's
You're lucky exactly. We try to tell you ladies all
the time that some of the crap that you do
or where we as guys do not care about. Who
are you doing this? It's not for us. We're gonna
go over the things that women spend money on to
look good that us us guys mean nothing to us.
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Coming up next on the show A Rock five three.
That's the Chili Peppers on the show It's Rock one
five three. We've tried to convince these two here that
you guys think, oh, I know what I'm gonna do
this to my lips and it looks so good. And
(01:25:29):
thor and I always tell you we don't care about that.
Like when your lips start to look like you've eaten
shellfish and you're allergic, then it doesn't look good. It
looks stupid. But Jeff Bezos loves it, and he's like,
I don't know why. I don't know. There's all kinds
of stuff that you ladies do to your faces or whatever, fingernails.
Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I don't get understandingnails, twenty fingers, or I know a
good one is the big giant fake lashes.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I've never looked at a woman's eyelashes before in my life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
There are some dudes like the Jeff bezos is and
those rich guys.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I think it's just because they hang out in that
scene and they all do that, so maybe they get
used to it and they think that's what's hot. Yeah,
because like when we watch The Bachelor, all the girls
that are on there, they're all young, and they all
had so much work done already, and they all you
don't really know, they're like between the ages of like
twenty five and thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You don't know. It's also crazy the amount of makeup
some women wear and then when you see them sands makeup,
it's jarring and you're like, whoa, this is like bait and.
Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Switch because of all the contouring, Like it's crazy Emily
at five, like fifteen in the morning and then Emily
at five forty five, completely different different.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Think you to say that to me, it's very nice.
That's why.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
That's why I don't wear heavy makeup. I don't wear
making out that reaction wear making very light, very you know,
a little foundations, very light.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yeah, but I see there's also different things like clothes
that you will pick that you guys think look good
that we're just like, oh, you're not into Grandma core.
I don't even know what that is. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Like it says, and then it morphed into something like
Grandma beach core or something these fashion trends. And I
saw that, I'm like, hell, yeah, I win. But yeah,
it was like a fashion trend for a while that
chicks thought was cool where you like dress grandma kind
of like me with like peasant dress, like that was
part of the Grandma core. But you put like a
(01:27:31):
big sweater on top of it, like you literally look
like like kind of like a bad lady grandma. And
that was like a thing for a minute. But I
remember seeing it and going, oh, this is a chick thing.
Like what guy is going to be like, yeah, dressed
like a grandma.
Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
You want to have giant cans? All right? I can
get behind that, but like.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
What they if you want to get a fake job,
get but if you want to, I support that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
But if you want to have like your lips and
your face and a cat, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I think it's very easy to dress for a man,
and I could put together the perfect outfit that any
guy would think was hot. A guy would like tight
skinny jeans that are super tight on them, a super
tight shirt, and their hair just down with not a
lot of makeup.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
And I think that that any guy would find that hot.
Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
That's the guys a guy outfit, a guy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
The peasant dress. But then why don't you do that
all the time because you don't really care to try
to look good for us. I feel like you're trying
to look good for other women.
Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
That's for the way I dress for the most part,
not for other which is I like to feel stylish
and put together in my outfits.
Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Yeah, exactly with your goofy hats, no offense. I don't like,
who are those hats for? Because guys are guys are guys.
Look at those hats and go.
Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Huh don't you don't you when you describe a hot chake,
do you gounky? Yeah? I don't do that. There's a
million years my man. Actually that man knows, so you're saying.
And Robert said, I love when you dress funky. He like,
(01:29:04):
I know when he tells me when I have a
funky outfit particular, what's a funky outfit.
Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Like leather pants, one of those hats and a lot
of funky jewelry at a tight top.
Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
There you go, oh, he's like, you look great there. Okay,
there you go telling you okay, well, there are things
that you women will spend money on, lots of money,
and us guys, we don't care about it at all.
You think you're doing yourself to make yourself look good,
and we're just like, hh, I don't care what you
(01:29:35):
spent how much money on that purse? What? You don't
care that it says Louis Vuitton on it. I wouldn't
even be able to tell you what's the difference of
a Louis Vuitton and whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well, they surveyed a bunch of guys and said,
what are the things that you know are important to
your gal but they mean nothing to you? Top of
the list unexpensive person and luxury handbag. Women think that
dresses up every outfit makes everything look amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
We don't notice it at all, Like you to carrying
a paper bag. Guys don't care. What do I care
about your bag? My Target bag versus my Mark Jacobs bag? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
What what?
Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
All right? There?
Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
You go?
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Yep, while we're speaking a foreign language to the men,
let's talk designer shoes because this is literally something chicks
will save paychecks for to get that certain pair of shoes,
and you could get the same thing from Target.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Guys would have no And in all honesty, sometimes I
see your toes jammed in and I look at that
and go, how is that comfortable? I know it's not.
It looks miserable. Why are you doing that? You guys
like heels to a certain extent that the hideous to
(01:30:48):
Sorry what I thought we were? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
All right, so designer shoes, guys don't get that premium
brand makeup.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Spending so much money waiting for the latest.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
More attractive than when a girl wears too much makeup.
And what's a difference. Is there a difference in like
high end makeup to middle end makeup?
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
I don't even know. I don't. I mean a lot
of people swear by it. I don't see the difference.
But between like Rihanna and Kylie Jenner's brand or the
Target brand. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Yeah, some people say it'll stay on better, it looks
more natural, it covered, or it doesn't. Yeah, it's all makeup. Yeah,
fresh set of nails. Guys, really don't care if I.
Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Don't mind your nails looking nice rather than all torn
up and grow stuff. But the fake nails, long nails,
stuff like that we don't care about. You don't get it.
If you put a little design on your middle finger,
get out of it, you know, like a little daisy paint,
Get out of here. Now, you just waste money doing that. Okay, sorry,
designer perfume you No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Yeah, I I that I'm fine with cause if you
smell designer, but like does designer different?
Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Good bath and body works spray that's fine? She got
three for ten? Hell yeah, I actually prefer that. Yeah,
I think most guys would.
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
And then you get these floral things that cost hundreds
of dollars and like, oh, you're smelling my grandma, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Or like a Dubai street market high end gym ware. Again,
as long as you're pushing them up and showing some
cleave guys, here's the deal high end. Here's the deal
with the high end gym ware. Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
If I buy Viori and Lulu, it's gonna last me years.
Crappy Like you know, Amazon brand gymware does not last
that long. You can wash it a bunch, it starts,
it just doesn't last. Does not the same fit.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Who's saying that though? We're talking about just how if
she got it out of the bag, put it on
and was wearing that next to something high end. It's
hot either way, right hot leg. I don't care about last,
but I could I could tell though if it's a
Vieora or not? That okay? All right? Is fab letox
like not good?
Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Fab Letics is kind of a trick because they say
it's cheaper than other stuff, but it's a membership, so
that that's it kind of makes it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
You're sorry. If I see the Fables logo, I think,
oh who says that?
Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
And the final thing that women think you make them
look beautiful and better and guys are like, wait what.
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
And this is the one that upsets guys the most.
Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
When your gal will announced you they're so excited because
they got something new to wear to bed, and guys
are like, oh, hell yeah, let me see that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
What do we got?
Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
And then it's like full length silk pajamas would just
cost eight thousand dollars, but guys don't care that you're
wearing luxury pajamas. They would rather just have you in
a tank top and underwear.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
According to this, I'm with any of you. What you
want luxury pajamas?
Speaker 10 (01:33:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I yeah, all day nude, just ude, okay, even cheaper
zero Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Today is April Fools Days, Sky's least favorite day of
the year. Hates prank. Well, how about this guy, We'll
go over some harmless pranks that you could pull today
April I mean really yes, Well, we'll see when we
get back on the show Rock with a five three
(01:34:14):
Rob Zombie on the show It's Rock one O five three. Well, today,
be on the lookouts. Apri Fool's Day. Oh yeah, oh
big day. Let out? What's happening? He had? Allow, what's up?
Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Problem?
Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I hate?
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
I hate this day? You hate this day? Yes? Why
why do you hate pranks so much? Were you always
the target? What do you think? Well, remember she was
the cool ship.
Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
No, it's it all goes back to my brother. It
has nothing to do with friends or anything like that. Yes,
it is all stupid Joey uh brother a year and
a half older than me. So he would love this.
He he would live for April Fools to prank me.
I mean he would live for any day to prank me.
But but yeah, he would love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Like did he ever do the like toothpaste and the
oreo trick or something like that, like we were allowed
to have oreos? No, did he ever do that? Uh stuff?
You had a futon trick? Get stuck in there? Yeah
it was a sofa bed it was. And then one
time we had a VW bus and he locked me
in the tiny little closet and then and then a
(01:35:24):
table like slides and locks in for when you're driving
bank there I'm locked and trapped in a closet. Is
the prank in a car outside? Of our house and
no one knows where I am. That's great. Yeah, and
as a kid, you start thinking, oh good. So if
a car comes around the corner and slams into the
car that I'm locked inside of, this is great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
So I got a lot of claustrophobia issues. Guys.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Uh, there's certain people you could pull pranks on there
so pre we can't pull pranks. Don't like it. You
are not one that's great with pranks. Emily's not one
that's a different vibe. Guys. I'm about to do something
to reveal a prank that was going on for weeks
that I finally gave up on it because I didn't know,
(01:36:07):
I didn't have an end plan. I just kept doing
it and I would enjoy it, and then I finally
just went I'm done. I'm over this stupid it was
such a stick.
Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
The problem the problem with no the problem with Emily
and pranks, though, is that Sky will like at get annoyed.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Look at her face right now. This is why you
don't pull can't annoyed, legitimately freaked out and it's so stupid.
You're gonna be like you hear your face right now,
So Jammy, get in here in videot, don't tell me
what you're acting like I have pranked you that Robert's
not truly in love with you or something like that.
Like like, this is such a low level.
Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
It's not gonna be worse. Okay, Emily, it's a pal
with Emily and pranks is Sky would be annoyed, but
you'll roll with it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
And christ if she legitimately gets upset about this something
more or retire. The more people that know about the prank,
the more it bothers her. That's what the issue is.
It's not really the prank beause she feels people's laughing
at me. Laugh prank, not laughing at you. You're barely involved. Yeah,
it's the prank that everyone's laughing at. And this is
(01:37:16):
such a low level prank that I can't even describe it.
How stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Honestly, Emily, most of the laughter when this prank was
done came from how stupid we were for even thinking that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
It's like, I also feel left out, like everybody's laughing
at something we Eventually, I was going to let you
in on the prank, because it's a prank, but then
I just didn't care anymore, so I stopped so stupid.
Can't tell you what it is. Yeah, careful, can you
not look at me like that like you want to
murder me. You knew this was going to happen when
we did this. Is she tearing up? Not tearing up,
She's more angry. We're going through a range of emotions, Okay,
(01:37:50):
over a prank. So I had nothing to do with this. No, No,
it was all me. It was one hundred per We
just get to it. Oh my god, I don't remember
exactly when you did this. It was over a year ago.
Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
It was when we had to really tidy and clean up,
and we were given the order. No food in the studio,
no excess papers in the studio, everything clean and tidy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
And in its spot. About a year ago we were
given that order, and so Emily went out and purchased
a little pen holder. It's like a cup, yes, and
she would put she puts all of her pens and
highlighters in this cup. Yes. Well, when she did it,
it's it was kind of bothering me because it was
like in my space. Originally nothing used to be We
(01:38:39):
we had old microphones that would whenever you'd move it.
Sometimes she'd knock it over. Well. I thought it would
be really funny that every time Emily came in here,
the pen holder was knocked over it every time. And
every time she'd come in, she go again, I can't
believe this thing won't stay. I can't believe I bought
this and it's always knocked over.
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
She like thought the bottom was making like not level.
Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
I don't think that makes me.
Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Do it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
And I would literally do that, but you just did
every morning. Every day I would do this. I was
getting mad. I was like, what the hell is metto
doing in here? You were the cup. You had a
lot of issues with the cup itself.
Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
I couldn't figure out why gravity wouldn't keep the cups standing.
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
I think a couple of times I would go, it's
a damn microphone. It keeps hitting it like you need
a better cup and.
Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
My phone, and I would go, yeah, I pretend like
I'm not listening. And when Eddie would forget to knock
over the cup and he would realize it like Midway show,
and you'd be like going to the bathroom and he
would just walk by, and you go like, he's like
a criminal, like a sneaky guy.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I swear sometimes Sky reminded him. Yeah, I uh, this
was going on for months and then so it was
my It was a long prank, and eventually I was
going to tell you, hey, that cup thing, that's me,
and then you know, ha ha ha, okay, bit's over.
Then I just got bored and I'm like, am I
doing with this cup thing? Like I don't care anymore?
(01:40:15):
And I just dropped it. And so I waited till
Apple Fool's Day to reveal I'm the cup guy. How
do you feel? I feel like I've been living alive
for the last year. You're saying a little dramatic. Do
you think you're being a little dramatic? So insane? But
you were doing that. I can't believe it. So are
you going to stop knocking over my count? I mean
(01:40:35):
I did like months ago. You haven't even noticed. I
didn't have to even tell you. It would have made
no difference to you whatsoever. I've been a weights lifted
off my That's so, this is why you can't pull
pranks on Emily. You look at that reaction. Crazy prank's
my worst nightmare kitchen. It was funny. This one didn't
(01:40:59):
bother me. You're kidding me. Until I revealed what it was.
You were like very because because we were all laughing
behind your back. I thought it was going to be
way worse. I thought it was going to be way worse.
I mean, what could it possibly be? I don't know? Yeah,
like what I mean? I couldn't come up with it?
But but my mind spinning? Yeah, what's the worst thing? See,
that's the problem. What's the worst? Her head spins out.
Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
He's gonna slowly poison you? Like, what's the worst thing
that can possibly.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Wow? Yeah, so this is wild?
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Yes, I've been doing did I? I never talked about it? Right,
I couldn't know. She was always here? Now, Yeah, I
appreciate you that you stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Well it was, but yeah you never you never like
said what the hell like? You never made a big
scene about if you got.
Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
More mad every time, then we probably would have kept
it going because.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Eddie, you know what the light and that would a
million a million? So that to be harmless, no harm
no fell fun, little playing. I agree. The more people
that were invested in it, the better it is. Things
like that except for you. But what are some other
(01:42:07):
harmless pranks that you can pull today on April ful tay. Okay, Well,
if you think they're harmless or not, here they are.
Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
One guy changed his wife's birthday on her social media
to say April first, so all day long she was
getting happy birthday messages from friends and family.
Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Or you know, people who didn't really know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
One guy took all the drawers in his brother's dresser
and just put him in different places.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
You know how you could take a drawer out and
put it back somewhere else because you would think you're crazy,
Like why are my socks in the bottom? Like, what
the hell did I get? It's not just one pair
of socks, it's the all of the whole. Yeah, what
just happened? Yep, that's weird. That would mess with my head.
Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
One guy but a toilet brush identical to you know,
the cheapy toilet brush they use at home, and then
he put it in the dishwasher and waited for his
wife to find it and said, you didn't know, that's
how I clean the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Brother. She didn't. She didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Uh, say, go to your co workers and let them
know that somebody has vandalized the cars in the parking lot.
It looks like they were out there slashing tires and
then your coworker walks out and there's a picture of
slash taped to their tire.
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
That's a sky move. Not as fun. Nothing's that good. Uh.
They said to take a if your significant other works
from home, take a picture of the background they sit
in front of and send it to all their coworkers.
So when on a meeting, call.
Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Every it'll look like everyone's in their room.
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
You know what I mean, it'll it'll, it'll git. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
And the final one, which I do believe actually causes
harm because it causes a bit of a mess and
I want to clean it up, is to unscrew the
shower head, put inside a booyon cube and screw that
bad boy back on. And then whoever takes the next shower,
(01:44:10):
it smells like beef broth or like whatever, and it's
all over them.
Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
But then, like, how do you get it out of
the shower head? I feel like it's gonna mess it up? Yeah,
I don't screw it. Ever people putting die in there
and like that seems like a pain. Yeah, So nothing
will top the old pen trick. I can't believe it.
I believe it. I try it today, on your coworker.
They'll love it. Don't do it. Yeah, they'll have amazing reaction,
(01:44:37):
they'll cry. Like today, the Padres have already done something
that they've never done before in their franchisees history. We're
gonna see what they pulled off yesterday. Next to sportster
Emily pad Is ever gonna lose. Oh my god, I don't,
(01:45:04):
my god. The Padres are on fire. They have yet
to case defeat this season, as they won again last night,
beating the Guardians seven to two, and it was the
new guys. They came through Big Kyle Hart, who made
his first Padres start ever earned his first big league win. Now,
(01:45:26):
remember he came over from the Korean Baseball League and
everyone's kind of like, oh, this is an odd signing
and al we'll see what happens, but it looks like
he belongs as he went five solid in ings. He
only gave up two runs that he then handed over
to the bullpen who shut out the Guardians. Let me
tell you what this This bullpen has been looking outstanding
so far. The other new guy, Gavin Sheets, who was
(01:45:48):
their DH last night, he had the big day at
the plate. He went three for three with four RBIs
and two doubles. So I mean you get production out
of guys like Kyle Hart and Gavin Sheets. Yeah, I mean,
that's that's where it's at because you know, obviously you've
got to have production out of the Tatiss and Mannis
and guys like that, and they are and they're all
doing great merrill. But then you got to get the
(01:46:10):
bottom of the lineup, and you need those guys who
aren't expected a big years, kind of like the guy
I'm about to tell you about last year. Those that's
when you have a good season, that's when you know
you're doing well. So they are now five and oh
for the first time in the franchise's history that's never
had a good start like this. Yeah, so pretty awesome stuff.
Hopefully it will keep going and they never lose. Wouldn't
(01:46:34):
that be amazing? I don't think. I mean, you know what, hey, listen,
you you never know. I mean, I do know. They're
not going to go one hundred. You never know, man,
this guy, it's for the faithful bro, not for you. Also, yeah,
we'll see I'm cheating. Yes. Last year, the Padre season
(01:46:58):
really was remarkable, and part of it was because of
jerks in Profar. He had this incredible season out of nowhere.
Everybody was like, Wow, what the hecker's in? Profar? Are
you the one reasons why the Padres did so well? Well,
maybe we know why. Profar was actually popped for testing
positive for a banned substance and he's been suspended by
(01:47:20):
Major League Baseball for eighty games now with his new team,
the Atlanta Braves, And with this rule now, he's also
ineligible for the postseason. So if the Braves make it
all the way to the postseason, Profar can't play. So
pretty crazy stuff. Yes, he said he was tested eight
times last season. Obviously, you come out of nowhere and
(01:47:40):
have a season like that, they're probably gonna test you
more than the average person. And he always came back clean.
And so it was an off season test that they
say is what happened? And you know, he could have
been cycling or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
I don't It sucks, but I don't blame Profar. He
was not going to get a three year, forty two
million dollars deal if he'd never.
Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Last year you said, a one year, one million dollar contract.
So he made forty two million bucks. I mean if
you told me, listen, what's up? Take these roids for
a couple of years and you're gonna make forty two mil?
Is that what you've been doing? I'd be like, give
me the needle.
Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Is that what you've been doing?
Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
No, I don't sid but I do testos placement, heads up,
heads up. But I would yeah, I mean wouldn't. Who wouldn't?
Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
Who would?
Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Honestly, you'd be crazy, now you know me. I'm a
rule follower. I'd be too scared. Yeah, left, bro, But
you're rich, money is and everything. It is if you're
a guy like Jerkson. So far, but what's what's what's
Profar's legacy before this?
Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
A lot of guys are like a lot of guys
are in the miners and they told that line up
good but not good enough.
Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
And you do you do a little some little cycle steroids.
Next thing you know, you're good enough. Even if you
make the league minimum it's a million bucks. And he
gets playing the Major and get Berry bonds over here'n
a big old forehead. Knock it off, man, Come on,
I'm just saying terrible. The women's Final four is said.
Yukon is returning to the Final four as they beat
(01:49:11):
number one seed USC so they joined Texas, UCLA and
South Carolina in the final four. It's Yukon six teams,
final four in seventeen years and their twenty fourth overall.
Locked in.
Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Yeah, well locked in. I got a Yukon to win it.
But I do have Yukon in Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Man, you know you're women's college basketball. Who's your favorite
player on Yukon?
Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
Oh, I like the whole team. You know, you're not
a Paige Page, Paige pag Man fan zamanzam. No, that's
a that's a that's a that's a fighter. That's a
women's not fight.
Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
It's Yukon because Roberts, my man, Roberts niece plays hockey
for Yukon.
Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Really not the fact that I just told you this
is their twenty four final four now incredible. The program
region Okay, fair enough, there you go. That is Sports
Support Today. It is Tuesday today, so that means we're
gonna find out what is coming out this week in
some new releases when we get back on the show
on Rock five three. It's the show. It's Rock and
(01:50:20):
five three. Well, today is Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, this
Magical Lady Over here she somehow figures out what is
coming out this week in new releases. Thank you. Now listen,
she misses half the stuff, gets half the other stuff wrong.
I get all that, but listen. Yeah, we know we
don't support this now. Sometimes it's always whacked, always whacked.
Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all these things do happen occasionally, things
like that may.
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
Have always hell okay, okay, No, that's what I was
saying the new release. That release. She was trying to
be all sassy right there. Why is she questioning you
at the end. I don't know what I'm saying. Words. Yeah,
(01:51:13):
her words are tough. Yeah, all right, Well out this week.
Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Whether it's accurate or not, this is what I got
in front of me. New video games coming out today.
We have Space Truck Simulator for the Switch. So you're
going to explore the planets and interact with stars. But
you are a trucker and there are things you must
pick up and drop off during your That is yes, Wednesday,
(01:51:41):
we have a Kroc Legend of the Gonobos for Xbox
PlayStation Switch remastered. For the record, Uh, this was a
nineteen ninety seven game remastered and here we are again
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Now if you would like to Crocs were around in
nineteen ninety seven. Oh, I didn't even know that they were.
Just again, I'm assuming they're talking about Crocodile's not. Okay, Okay,
New music coming out.
Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
New albums come out on Friday, and this week we
have a new album from Elton John and Brandy Carlyle
who believes in angels, and also a new album coming
out from La Guns Leopard Skin. It's their time, any okay,
it is their time?
Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
Movies coming to digital this week today we have Paddington
in Peru.
Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Yeah, so if you really want to Paddington, I like
the first Do you like him in Peru? I probably?
I bet you would do it over. I prefer the
book You're not better than everybody? Why would you read that?
When I was a kid, I never.
Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
I heard of the movie got into bear books. I
swear to god, how would you remember you? Did you
have Curious George? I had Curious George. I was a
curious George boy.
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Wait what you could be? Do you look like the
man with the yellow hat?
Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Oh my god, I don't know what that Next Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
They don't say you read George? You didn't George. What
a clown looks exactly like it? Because my nose is
big Jewish man. Be that For Halloween, I'll be George
and I'll hang on you. Yeah, I don't know. That
would be Red Jamie George. That would make way more
(01:53:41):
sense if Jamie hung on me. Okay, Yeah, you can
make this happen. You can make this Okay, I can't wait.
Sorry to your streaming service? Is this week coming to Netflix?
This week tomorrow we get a new Netflix movie called Banger.
This is when a cop ends up recruiting a DJ
(01:54:04):
to infiltrate and bust a quirky criminal gang.
Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
And this may put him back on top with the
hit of his career.
Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Who is the DJ? Back in the day, it would
have been Chris Tucker hilarious. Yeah, then maybe a few
years ago maybe Kevin Hart. So now si DJ, No,
he's not cool enough. I don't know. I got nobody, Timothy,
you don't have the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Oh no, these are all like Netflix. Yeah, sorry, sorry,
I was just trying to play along. No, no, sorry, no,
somebody named Vincent Castle, mister.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
V. He sounds like the DJ mister V.
Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
I don't know anyway, So that's tomorrow to Netflix. Coming
Thursday to Netflix, we have a new adult anime, a
TV show based on the Japanese video game. It's called
Devil May Cry. So if you live in that world,
that's important to you. Thursday to Netflix a new series
called Pulse. This is basically their Gray's Anatomy ripoff, so
(01:55:14):
Er Residents Medical Crisises.
Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
They're in a Miami hospital. God, that makes it a
lot bit different, right.
Speaker 3 (01:55:21):
Coming to Hulu on Friday, we have a new limited
series called Dying for Sex. This stars Michelle Williams as
a woman who's diagnosed with breast cancer who ends up
abandoning her husband of fifteen years to start her sexual journey.
Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
That's disgusting. Yeah, Jenny Slate's in it. I know, yeah,
pretty well, get diagnosed with cancer. I'm gonna go bone
a bunch of chicks. Now. I know we've been family
for like decades. But later, why I wouldn't want to
watch it? Why? Why was Emily all in? I wasn't
I just say thinking about it? The cancer part?
Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
Coming to Amazon Prime on Thursday, we have a new
Amazon original, The Bondsman.
Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
This stars Kevin Bacon, who I guess is a Bondsman
and dies, but the Devil brings him back with a
job to do. He must trap demons that have escaped
and send him back.
Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
So I don't know it comes up with that? Is
that a comedy? Is that serious? I don't know. And
finally coming to theaters this Friday, we.
Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
Have scream Boat. Now this you know if I don't know,
if you've seen this kind of stuff going on? Who
was it that they just did it with Winnie the Pooh.
So when the trademark is up, so this is like
Steamboat Willie.
Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
Yeah, yeah, so this is like Mickey Mouse Steamboat Willie,
but it's called Screamboat. She goes to.
Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Yeah, so a New York City ferry ride turns into
a hilarious nightmare's standing out there with a sign. Now everybody,
his blood's on your hands. Steamboat. Coming to theaters this Friday,
we have a Minecraft movie with Jason Momoa Jack Black.
(01:57:18):
So there you go say like that, I don't know,
I weird guy, I know your favorite, but like, well
he's very hot. Yeah, but this looks kind of weird
and it's not for you guys. Excited is gonna have
to go see with her daughter? Minecraft no, she's she's okay.
(01:57:42):
You know what tomorrow is, right, It's Wednesday for doors,
midweek meltdown there. Yes, not looking forward to that. No,
I just have tax season just came. Oh god, come
on dude. Plus, there is a guy in hot water
with his gal all over opening day last week. We're
gonna see what happened, why he's in trouble all tomorrow
It's showtime people, It's showtime. Here we are, Yes, you're
about to experience this show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
How do you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have
my weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal
sensibility the accountant and room mother's sky. I'm also not
very brave nor strong.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
The enforcer thor am I negative all the time?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in black from
head to toe, Emily, I am a mix of trashy
and classes. It's show and it starts right there. Well,
I don't know what is going on. I don't know
if this is all just a big April Fools prank,
(00:48):
Today's After Fool's Day. Our entire building is basically shut down.
I don't know what the even the problem is. Honestly,
I haven't heard it started yesterday. Also, yeah, is that Frank?
I turned it off? That Frank? That would be a
good one.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It started yesterday? Yeah, so did they keep the prank
going for twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That would be smart. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The engineer around here looks pissed. Yeah, as if it's somebody's.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Fault, Like somebody cut a wire from something like I.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Didn't, but I get people are like, I'm sure people
are annoyed him, but it's not his fault either.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He didn't do anything. That was just freak stuff going well, like, literally,
none of our stuff is working. I can't access any documents,
printers are working, emails down in certain spots. It's like
work crazy, it's crazy hacked. You think, what do you think?
Who would do it? The Russians?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No other other other shows, oh, the radio group, the
radio groping. I saw I saw you Latina in here
at one am. She's with our she's on our printer.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
They're they're in trouble as well. Anyway, So yes, b B,
Well where April Fool's Day for all the pranks?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, watch your back. I was already thinking about it
on the driver.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I thought you hated April Fool's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I hate pranks, dude, That's why I was thinking of
thinking about defense. I thought you were thinking, oh yeah,
so you're thinking about.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh shut up, I hate pranks. Head on us.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
As what I usually do, I stopped doing such a small, small,
small head what I usually do.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
On Aprifol's Day for years was tell my parents. I relapsed, Dude,
I never think that's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That was always a good one mom, and pretend to
be like really upset.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Almost that's honestly one of them. Let it go on
for a solid.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Twenty Now that you're a bit older and in a
different spot in your life, do you still think that's
a good April fol.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh yeah, I hear the horror their voice, Oh my god,
and then be like, gotcha, I'm actually sober.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
And like we have kids, knowing the turmoil that your
poor parents went through.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't hell back take me back, like that's that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's a brutal prank. This is why I hate April.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think there's levels. I know what. Some people don't
get it, and I mean, but you know it's April first,
like that's on you, But I'm not. I'm not really
thinking about it. If my son tells me okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like if my son's in tears calls me hate you
so much right now, so that's insane.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not sure if this was a prank or not
hearing about this. Emily does wild things. Man. She is
a fly by the seat of her pants type of
a gal. What if she sees something she likes, hears something,
she'll just do it. Yeah, a lot of thought goes
into it.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
If you're a person and you meet Emily and you
mentioned something to her, don't think she's like single white
femaling you, because she will probably repeat whatever it is.
If you tell her about a recipe, about a hairstyle,
a new type of shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
If it gets in Emily's brain, she will have very
much a follower, not a leader. I don't think see,
I don't think it's that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I think she sees something and she just gets so
hyped that she cannot see anything else and she is
laser focused.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, like having the Internet and buying stuff at the
tip of my fingers at the moment, I am, but
like it's bad, Like I can't tell you exactly, Like
skuy says, how many times in my life I've been
at a party or been having dinner or meeting or
seeing somebody in the hallway and like you said, I
like their shoes or they do something and I can
just get it on Amazon or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm just doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's like within minutes, she'll order something like.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Do commercials get you? Like you see a commercial for anything?
Dave's Hotchicken. You're like, I gotta have days watch absolutely
really absolutely like marketing works. It really does.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Or you know, another bad thing is like Instagram reels
and I'm always looking at food cooking cooking videos and stuff,
and yeah, if i see something like something good that
they make, I'm gonna, you like, start thinking about it
if I can make it right now at my house
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So I get that, right, we get Instagram and you'll
be like, oh, that looks cool, and I'll look into it.
But then I'm going, no, I don't need that. But
unless it's a birthday thing, like I got Eddie something
off of it, and I saw something for Sky recently,
but it's too early. But like, but Emily, you'll buy
if you see it, get it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I'll do it
midge of research, not too much. But yeah, I mean,
if I'm locked in, I get something in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's how we got those Cottage cheese bagels. Thank you
very much. That's true for you. This wasn't anything you
saw online. It just happened to be. Uh, you were
out of place. Yeah, you went to sports clips yesterday.
Sports clips. You drop your son off right. Yeah, So
(05:54):
in our house, what was he getting? I don't know.
But he always goes to sports clip. Oh, he tells
the stylist what he wants.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So he always goes to sports clips with my man,
his dad, Robert.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
A couple of dudes getting shut and shave.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Does Reid get his face shaved? I feel like Reid
would be like, hey, shave me shaved? Oh yeah, hot towel,
and would tell the guy how to do it, even
though he's never had he never grown hair.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Onsulting because right across the street is my girl, Oh,
my girl, Joe. He's a magician. I've told her, I've
told Emily what is what? What makes her magician? What
does she do for you? Eddie? She's incredible the work
she's able to do work? But what what is? What
does it entail? Anything? Man? Yeah? Stuff put in your head? Yeah?
(06:46):
Two three three two three three two on the side,
two on the side, three up the top, three on
the beard. Doesn't seem like it's difficult. It's she does
it perfectly every time. It's hard to mess up, right,
So let me ask you a question. I've been to
many spots, okay, over the years. Two three three and
they never do it right. They can't do it two three.
(07:08):
My magician does it is a wizard. I have a questions.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You live all the way out in alcohol, so you
drive to La Mesa every time I get a haircut
just for this haircut.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, think about how wild. I don't care if she
was in in a vista where l A. I'm going.
That seems for a two three three coaster for two
three three from Joe. Listen, I've been to that. Sports clips.
It's good, it's good, good, you know, but once you
(07:39):
find them, once you find the magic magic anywhere else
sports clips, well, the Barns, the Twins, the bar. I
like to watch Sports Cut. Yeah, it's a game on it.
It's Sports Center on right now. Yeah. Yeah, I got
the over in this one. Oh nice. I don't know
what that means, but.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I think that's what they like about it. And
that's just been their spot, the spot.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They have a person did they have a person that
they can make an appointment with.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
So they've been going there for a couple of years.
In the beginning, they didn't have a person. I think
that they kind of tried out different people and then
Robert would would go.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Because Robert's got great hair. He really does, he really does.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Jealous Robert would go more often than Read because there's
been times and phases in Read's life where he's had
his hair long, and so he didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well that's the thing, right, you have it long in
the front. All the kids they have it long in the.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Front and it's shaggy top. I hate it. It's so stupid.
All the kids on base, we've got great hair too.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He does have great his dad, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean I can say that. Remember, I can talk
about how bad my hair is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I didn't say anything about you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Said that was a direct shot at me, because obviously
you're saying he doesn't have hair like mine, his hair
like his dad's.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Robert. I didn't. I didn't mean. That's to clarify I
I didn't mean. I don't think there's any way you
couldn't have been it like that. Huh.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So to answer your question, I didn't know the answer
to whether or not Read or Robert had a girl
or not, because that's just their jam.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They tell me they're going to get their haircut. I
don't ask questions. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm happy go. Why don't you get lunch and go
actually do that. Okay, go see a movie at girl
Spot Center.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't, Oh my god, just sleep. So I never
ask questions.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
But yesterday Reid wanted a haircut. Uh and he's off vacation,
so he wasn't doing anything. I wanted to get him
out of the house to he's been there all day,
and Robert was get the wiggles out. Robert had already
gotten a haircut a week ago and didn't take read
this time, so Robert didn't need to get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I was home.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Robert is going to be late from work, so I said,
I'll take you to get a haircut. So I text
Robert and go, hey, cause you make an appointment line
and you get into you get into the lineup.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They call it there in the lineup, but they call
you you're next up. You're on deck deck, that's what
they say. You're on deck the whole exactly all sports
go and so you stand there like you're on deck,
like the circle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And so I talked to Robert, text him, go, there's
this girl, this girl, this girl that are available? Which
girl should I choose to? Do you have one? And
he goes, oh, read and I like Jessica.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh is Jessica the hottest I would assume so, so
I immediately am going, huh oh really icau nil Jessa, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I mean that doesn't mean anything though, because my my
girl Madeline, she's great and she just cuts her great hair.
Talks a lot, but she cuts a great hair. So oh, Joe, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Not going to go. I'm not I'm not going to drop.
I go right to North Park. You're there for therapy.
It's swing by therapy today. Actually I have therapy today.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He comes back with the two three three.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Great respect on her name.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
For me.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
But she can do anything. She has that that picture
on the wall from like the seventies and show you
that the guys. Oh yeah, she sells the old hand brushes.
You know they have the finger brushes. Oh yeah, there
are a lot of there's incredible, Eddie. They should have
your picture up there of the your hair and you
can go, yeah, and you can go, you can point.
(11:43):
I want that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's like Hispanic boy, Hispanic boy, army, army Eddie.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
He said, Jessica, Okay, you know old jealous Okaya, But
I was eager to see what this Jessica looks like
Robert gets his hair cut a little too much.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Sometimes they hair.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So anyway, I get there, though, reads on deck He's and.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I meet Jessica.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Jessica was a little bit of an older woman, wasn't
that Jessica was thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, well hey, hey, shut I didn't think
about that. Shut up. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
She couldn't have been greater. She was so nice. She
was cutting Reed's hair. She did a fantastic job. I
was sitting there in the bleacher seats, you know what
I mean, when you're waiting to get your hair done,
and my wheels started turning because I was having such
a nice time in the sports clips.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You're watching the Women's Final four, like you.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's exactly what I was, and I just I was
just relaxed, and I went, I have been meaning to
get a trim, like I need a trim. I'm I
was thinking about growing my hair out a little bit
because I cut it short like last year. So I
was thinking about getting it just a trim, right, I
just want to be a little trim. We're going on
vacation next week, and so I thought, I'm here, I'm
(13:10):
at a hair place. Jessica's got nobody on deck, so
I'm going to see about getting a haircut.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Wait, hold on a minute, did you get the m
v P.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So I walk over to Jessica and she's getting ready
to check me out, like pay, pay for the haircut,
and I go, is there any way I can get
a trim right now?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
A trim? Do you have an opening? And they only
do that, They only do that a customer. She said, sure,
she seemed a little Here's what I don't care about him.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Here's what I don't she know. She cares about her
hair so much more than anyone I know, and is
so insecure about it. But then she just goes on
a random whim and gets the MVP. It's horse Clips, dude,
it's so good, like great Clips before something like that Supercuts.
Not to say anything wrong with Super, but it's usually
a guys barber shop.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You always say this, but what you have to understand.
And I went to hair school. I know I didn't finish,
but listen, I get, but I have no hair and
it's literally a straight trim.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I get.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I get that still, but still like so odd because
I wouldn't do that if I was taking like my
kid to go get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I have my chick. You know how serious I take
my hair, even though I had all the time. But
you're you have a difficult haircut.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
But still it's just like I still so serious about it.
Because you're so serious about it. I feel like it's
just it's it's it's surprising.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
If I was going to.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Go shorter or styled haircut, I would not go to
But you're just getting There's no worry at all.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
There's no worry at all.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
No, I'm watching her go, she says. And so I
I go and I sit down. She asked me if
I want the MVP.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Really, you're gonna get the warm towel. The hair appreciated
you on your face. Yes, I do, said, yes, I did.
It is nice. I want the m v P. I
sat there.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
They did the teacher oil, the tingling teacher in my hair,
and how do I look? Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
How do I look? It looks the same. But excuse me,
so what's your poor son doing just sitting in the bleachers,
sitting watching the Women's Final four? Just watch them.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I did feel a tad awkward at a moment because
there were three other men.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dude, sitting there. It's a dude's barber, dude, you know,
with their legs like up and they're just like looking
at their phones confused that why this woman is getting
her haircut sports clips whatever. I don't care. Okay, don't
I did, and I'm going back to Jessica. You are
not going do a good job, Jessica. Job so crazy.
(15:54):
You get one of those cards that you get like
I already got one. Okay, every hair I bought the
T Tree shampooter, get a free MVP of shampoo. Don't
you have shampoo at home? I don't really like it
right now? Okay? Do you ever just go on one
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particular website more than others? Well, we're gonna see one
of the world's most visited websites coming up next on
the show, a Rockoa five to three. If there's more
than jet to be through Red Hot che Levers on
the show, it's rock On five to three. So this
is always interesting. What website do we visit the most?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Do social media sites count? I would assume so, right,
because I mean a lot of them are apps, Yeah,
but they have the site as well, yes, and so
some of them I think are probably a little bit
bigger than others, just based on the website. I could
be wrong, but I was thinking about it, and I'm like, well,
what website do I go on the because I have
(17:01):
all of my social media stuff on apps on my phone,
so I don't I wouldn't say those are the websites
I go to the most. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I was trying to figure out too, because I feel
like a app visit is the same as a website visit, right,
I mean it's taking you to the same place, right,
Like if you say you log into Hulu dot com,
is that you.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Don't log into Hulu dot com. You log into Hulu,
but you can, Yeah, you can? You know, you know
how many people do that compared to the app.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So some of those things are showing themselves in this list,
which makes me believe the app visit counts, do you
know what I mean? Because like, it's hard to believe
that many people are going to Hulu dot com where
it would register on such a big level. But I
couldn't find in this study where it actually explains. So
(17:54):
I'm my assumption was when they said website, they meant
the app to as.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
In, then that's gonna be different then yeah, yeah, I
don't know. I would say for me, probably Twitter, X, Instagram.
And then if I was getting off of social media stuff,
I would probably say I go to ESPN dot com
a lot, especially for like sports and stuff like sports
(18:21):
dirt and stuff like that. And then maybe Amazon, but
on Amazon that much, but I don't know, maybe something
like that. What about you, thor I mean I'm on
X NonStop X the time, Instagram. I go to Yahoo
dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Really, what do you what do you go there for?
I go to the TOS, I get some news man. Nice,
they got some news on the front page. I see
what's going on, Trump plans, Rose Garden event. I mean
that's here. Then I go to bro Bible. Do you
get some stuff from there? Yeah, And that's really where
it ends. I don't really go on a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And then during the football season, a lot of our
fantasy sites, fantasy sites like pro Football or just you know,
Yahoo Fantasy or whatever that's true too, you know, Yeah,
I'll go to like local.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh news channels too, like NBC San Diego, CBS and
look at this news guy. Sometimes if I hear about
something and I'm doing a rant, I want to research
oh boy, So I know what's going on, like like
the like La Joya trying to get out of San Diego,
break a guy, the worst.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Emily, What do you like to go on?
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Like the social media set the Instagram's actually that's not
the social I only use one social media. I don't
use TikTok or x. I'm always on Instagram. I'm on
Amazon a lot. I like just perusing the deals. I
don't always buy something, but I love like just shopping
and looking through it for fun, like has something to do.
And then I don't know Google counts, but I google
(19:57):
stuff all day long.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It is a website. You're not Pinterest girl, No. Yeah.
And then I like TMZ. I want tmz and daily mail.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
So I would say the number one probably is in
my house is going to be YouTube, Like it's on
in my house all all the time, like it's always
running in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
What red Fin yeh yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And then when it comes to me personally, it's gonna
be Redfin, It's going to be Instagram, and it's going
to be next door so I can see what everybody whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
You know what I mean, I don't know if the
world is doing what you're doing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Well, so they looked at what the world is looking
at and what the most visited websites are in the world,
and on average, how much time are we spending on
that excuse me web site when we do a single visit.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Uh. So they gave us the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Here are the US sites that we would be familiar with,
just squeaking in there. Number nineteen goes to porn Hub.
Average visit seven minutes and twenty nine seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, so, well, yeah, I spend more time looking for
a clip. Oh you've been Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I'm not even familiar with that seems so long, Like
you know, I'm not I've never looked at it. But
if I'm eleven minutes long. Honestly, it takes me like
one minute to find something, and like it takes you
one minute, and then Gayley, it takes me about thirty
minutes to find something. You really really take it serious, sho.
You know you're not going to waste it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, I don't want thank you ready, you don't want
to waste it. You want to find the right clip.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You know that's around She's so willing nilly what does
she immediately see one thing? It seconds? Oh? Man?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yes, out of all the webs lights in the entire world.
Pornhold number fifteen, Number eighteen Netflix average visit of seven minutes,
six seconds. Number fourteen goes to TikTok, thirteenth goes to
Amazon and now our top ten worldwide.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Number ten four Yahoo, Thank you, look at that. It's
a solid side for number nine Reddit.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Eight is Wikipedia, seven is chat GPT Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Six is the what's What's up?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
App?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Or what's app? Just what's appen? What's up? I don't
know what's app because if it's what's up app kind
of what's appen? Okay, Sorry, sorry guys. Number five goes
to X. Number four is Instagram. Three is Facebook still
number two world You know, I know, but it's just
(22:53):
so great. Facebook sucks. It's the worst. Oh you're so young? No, no,
which is you ever go on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's the it's more somehow more negative than Instagram and
Twitter or X. And it looks Facebook months like, yeah,
I don't go on it because it's so brutal.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Everyone's a ugh.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
The number two most visited website worldwide is YouTube, and it.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Happens just because it's sky in the booth.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yep and it has the longest watch time per visit
more than double at twenty minutes and forty seven seconds
per visit, and number one worldwide goes to Google, with
the average visit about eleven minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So I know it takes you eleven minutes to google something.
This is Google, and then.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You're doing maybe Gmail counts under the Google.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I don't know. That's crazy. This doesn't make sense. When
you get a text from a number that's not in
your context, that's a nightmare. It is, because then you
got to figure out, Okay, who just text me? I
can't ask like it's weird. Well, one guy got a
text from a number he didn't have and it was
not good. We're gonna see what the text said when
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we get back on the show. I'll rock with a
five to three on the show. It's rock one five three.
I feel like this happens to thor more than it
happens to most people. Every once in a while, you'll
get a text and you go, this is from I
(24:21):
don't well, and it happens a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I think it's because I'm in the recovery world, so
I'm always meeting new people.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You just give your number out and then they'll put
their contact it I do.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's that's so what I am usually what I do
is usually what I do is I'll give somebody my
number and they'll text me, or I'll text them and say, hey,
their name it's Tyler. Because I don't like people come
in and out of recovery a lot, so like to
save everyone's number would be a lot, so I I don't,
(24:51):
So I'll put my name in their name at the
top of the thread. So then when they text me,
I'll just scroll to the top of thread and see
who it is. And then usually they stop hearing from me,
and if I if goes like a month, then I'll
save their contact info. But sometimes it doesn't. So then
like like I have somebody that texts me recently all
the time about the show and I have no idea,
(25:12):
so I write back ha ha ha, or like I
can't scant stand sky.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Either you know what I mean? You know, like you know,
but I got no clue who it is, or or
like I'll do this thing anywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You'll text me something, I'll text you something and then
I'll ask a question to like try to get you
to say who you are.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's risky, you know what I mean, I feel like
this happens to him a lot. You don't ever drop
a new phone, who is I do? But I feel
so at this point, I feel so bad, Say I
lost all my contact. If you get a new phone,
you still so I'd rather just never know. Well, one
(25:57):
guy got a text and it was from a number
he did know, but it was a text that nobody
would want. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
So he says, he's been with his girlfriend for about
a year and everything's been going so good that they're
actually about to move in together next month, and so
thing's good. All of a sudden, out of the blue,
a text from a number that he doesn't know, not
in his phone, never seen before, but it's a local number,
(26:24):
and it basically said, just wanted to make sure you're
aware that your girlfriend has been cheating on you your
entire relationship. Now it doesn't say her name, it says
your girlfriend, your entire relationship, So he's confused, he doesn't
know the number. He just decides, Okay, I'm gonna show
(26:45):
this to my girlfriend. I'm going to be like, I
got this. Do you know anything about this? Is there
any truth to this? Anything you want to talk about?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Blah blah, blah. He said.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
She completely denied it, doesn't know the number, has no
clue what this person's talking about.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He believed her. He says she was very convincing.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
So now he doesn't know how to proceed move forward,
like this was a wrong number, somebody was just pulling
a prank, doesn't even apply to him?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Possible? Or does he maybe hold off on them.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Moving in together, give the relationship a little more time
and see if there is anything.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I think there's options in between, Like Okay, the first
thing I would do is I would say, hey, let
me put this phone number in your phone and see
what comes up. Dude, I never even thought about that.
If if it's in your context, you know this person's,
and there might be some validity to this. I love that.
So that's the first thing I would do. There's other
(27:46):
things you can kind of do to figure out whose
phone number it is it is, but I would have
no problem immediately texting that number back and say who
is this?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah he said, he he did, and just ghost nothing back.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay. And so then that leads me to more of
like they could be a prank, or it could be
somebody messing with me or whatever. But you know there. Yeah,
I mean it would give me as a guy pause
for sure. Here's the difference. If this happened to you, ladies,
I feel like weird dead as men. It's over. If
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you got a text and said your husband has been
cheating on you for the past five years or something
crazy like that and nothing else, uh huh, I don't
even know what.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's just crazy that you would have anybody would immediately
believe that with that, I.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Know, but just think about how crazy that is. I'm
doing a lot if if there was a picture, there
was a picture like you, like the.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Voo and some hot chick with giant cans flopping around.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
You know, if you're a person that's got trust issues
and you get that text, it's gonna be really hard
to erase that spot. It's crazy how Sky believes people
she doesn't know more than people she does. It is crazy.
And it's not just somebody I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's a number that's like not trace to anybody, like
literally could be a wrong number or like some kid
doing a prank just going down every number and texting
that to like hundreds of people.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Like, first of all, I'm not ending it with Robert, right,
but no, But I'm I'm doing research. Well, I'm I'm
texting the person back. I'm looking at their phone to
see if the numbers in there, like Eddie just said,
But I'm also going to pick the phone up and
call this person to see if they answer right away,
to see if it's an actual human being, And then
I'm going to try to ask them obviously, well then
can you please help me out and let me know
(29:39):
what proof you have?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Other than.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Other than that, I'm going to be skeptical for a
couple of weeks and try to do some digging on
their phone, maybe try to hack into their email.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
My god, maybe you don't know. I don't need to
hack I know Robert's passwords, so i'd probably look.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Into his emails, look into the IT stuff, and because
I need to settle my head down. But then if
I didn't find anything, there's nothing I could do, I mean,
and then it was a prank. I mean, you're kind
of screwed.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I don't know what else to do. You have that
feeling in your tummy a little yucky just taking amodium?
Yeah that sucks, But what are you gonna do? I mean,
I don't know either, your trust her or you don't,
that's brutal man. Speaking of relationships, Well, Sky over here
has gone to great lengths before to not have sex,
(30:31):
but this time it's extreme. I don't think so it's extreme.
We are gonna see what she's doing to avoid sex.
Coming up next on the show, I'll rock with a
five to three falling in reverse on the show, It's
(30:52):
Rock one five to three. We were very excited. We
made the announcement yesterday that the show's p one Easter
Egg Hunt is at Dave and Busters in Mission Valley.
It's going down on Friday morning, April eighteenth, So that's
always the Friday before Easter where we have the Easter
egg Hunt, and it is an adult only Easter egg Hunt.
(31:14):
Thank you very much, something that we created a very
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
We're mad, mad or jealous, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I didn't appreciate the fact that kids are the
only ones to get to have Eastrag Hunts. Well, then
we found out Emily still has East egg Hunts, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Her rich ants put like a million dollar bills a
million dollar Emily. Remember when Emily ripped one from her son.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, she stole the Golden egg spot at the Golden Egg.
I found it. There's a twenty spot in there and
you pushed the kid down or something else. Anyway, Yes,
that's what it's based on. Our Easter Egg Hunt, where
you can win all kinds of different prizes, Like the
prizes this year are crazy. Tons of concert tickets like
the Black Keys, Creed Ghost, We have SeaWorld tickets, we
(32:00):
have tickets to the San Diego FC padres tickets. We
have a five hundred dollars Unicorn Jewelry gift card in there. So,
I mean the prize is this this year our next level.
But you got a pre register sign up at Rockquino
five to three dot com, pick the heat you want
to be in and if you want to come down.
We're also gonna be raffling off a grand prize from
Sequand Casino Resort, which is an overnight state for two
(32:21):
with a few food and beverage credit as well. Spots
are limited, so I would definitely go register at rockweo
five three dot com two day h So Sky is
legendary with her lack of sex drive.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, i'd like, you know, I really like in movies
and stuff they show like, you know, the chick who's
the cougar or whatever, or the woman who hits her
forties and just can't get enough sex. So I've been
like waiting for that that time to come, because in
the movies it happens to like every woman when they
hit a certain age. I'm forty seven and I for
(33:00):
forty Can you shut up with your forty eight? And
it hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
So I know that. I don't think that train is
I left the station. I don't know if it's in
the cards for me.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I was waiting because I'm like, oh, this is so sad.
You know, my husband wants it. I'm not as into it,
but there's gonna be a day where I'm gonna be
that horny old lady.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I don't think there is. I don't think so sad.
It is what it is. My husband is, Yeah, sad,
it is what it is. So you've gone to crazy
links before to avoid having sex, Like you refuse to
let the boo come to our Halloween party brew Ball
because it's on a Friday night. Yeah, you work a double,
(33:42):
as you like to say, and you don't want to
have sex after the party. Yeah, which is so crazy.
So this past ball.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
My wife showed up. I say, bo ball, this past
brew ball. My wife showed up as her as her
mistress page. And then we went back to the room
and had like the best night ever. And I, you know,
I just I don't understand why you because she was tipsy,
she had the wig on. It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, you know what I did that night at Sequon,
I had the best night ever too. I left the party,
played the slot machines by myself for about a half hour,
went up to the room, took a hot shower, and
went to bed.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hell yeah, best night ever. Yes, put your arms down.
So that's fine. Every year, Hey is the boot coming?
Come on? And that's a response.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
He doesn't even get an invite at this point, because yeah,
I want to say, all of our spouses come. I
want to say it was our Halloween party of two
thousand and five.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
No, it was maybe two thousand and eight. I don't know.
The last one that I saw the boo at was
the one where where you came as the Tijuana hooker.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
This is before I was on the show. I've never
seen the boo at a party show party.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, it's a scene.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, so there's an old school story about the war
and the Tijuana hooker, And one year we really enjoyed
that story a.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Lot, Bobby, Yes, yes, legendary, so legendary, and so decided
to dress as said hooker for our party, and that
happened to be the year my husband was there, and
that led to a you're going to be a hooker.
He's going to use that.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, he's going to be excited all night long. But again,
I've worked a double.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Double. No, we didn't do we didn't broadcast. We didn't
do a broadcast that year. But the party is the double, Yes,
the double.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Event at work as a prostitute, and I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But am I not? I think so we're a working girl,
thank you. There was that night, but not win the
party end. Yeah. So you do a lot of things
to avoid sexy, but this one is borderline insane. I
don't think so of what you're about to do. I
don't think so.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I mean, I don't recommend this for everybody. It depends
on your personal relationship with this person. But so, as
I documented, I am forty seven, not forty eight, thank you, Eddie,
and I am starting to go through some changes.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Oh my hormones some say it's the change. Well, eddie,
that's what it's looking like.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And for all you people out there who you know
again watch movies and think, oh the change, menopause is
something that what is like a week and then you're
done with it. No, this is like a five to
six year process of women's hormones changing, weird things happening
to your body.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But you were crazy before, but you've definitely gone banana
a lot, like three or four. Yeah, thanks, thanks for
saying that. So it's hot. Yeah, yeah, more annoying. Excuse me,
that's not nice. Problem. Okay, excuse me. I can still
(37:16):
hear you hearing, I mean still hear you self help books.
You know what it helps, trying to improve yourself?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh yeah, I was listen to The Secret this morning.
Can you believe I haven't even read The Secret yet?
And by read, I mean listen to from like the nineties. Yeah,
oh yeah, inspirational. But anyway, so, yeah, so lots of
changes happening. So unfortunately I am now a regular visitor
to my gynecologist because okay.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
You don't have to regular, well, like.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
As before, you go like once a year. But when
you start having weird hormone things and they want to
try out different like hormone therapies. You're you're doing quite
a few visits to try and tinker and see what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
So I was there. We were tinkering the other day,
thinking about a guy to called his tinker. It's exactly
what I had, and he's using a little chisel.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
What guy's got going down there has used this so yeah,
so they have to like start cranking it up.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
They got to crank it up. Crank it up. Now
you get to go. You see lots of gears moving. Yeah,
two people on either side. Okay, really, what's going on? Bro?
Gets an old stupid so been a regular visitor and
(38:43):
fun fact me regular visitors such an object My guide
like a punch card for should subject last year?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Honestly I should because before that it's your annual great
see you next year by But the cool thing about
my GUYO is I've known her since like day one,
since you know, pre Loveland being bored. She's the one
who delivered Loveland. We got a hysterical story about that, so.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We got poor.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah she's seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Retirement, Yeah, yeah, I bet she's seen a lot. Okay,
I have to say it like that and look me
up and down. Okay, you don't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
So we, you know, we talk kind of like friends,
you know, Oh my god, a bit more casual than
other people. So sometimes she'll share stories with me about
her husband and yeah, well she has a stay at.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Home as well. Who raises the kids? That's a thing. Okay,
you thought the Boe was the only one I did.
Kids are they? Are they twenty like yours? Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:52):
My kid is fifteen, and yes, you're right, her kids
are quite a bit younger.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay, And there's multiple of the world.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Feels like Sky asked her about her lady parts too, Like,
totally jumps the line of questions you should ask your doctor,
well does your do does yours do that?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So so we're chatting and I'm letting her know about how,
you know, we have the week off of work coming up,
and about how my daughter is going to be at
school because it's not her spring break and blah blah
lah lah. We're talking all this kid's stuff, and then
I realize, I go, oh crap, I'm going to be
(40:33):
home with the boo without the daughter.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I mean, I I see, I.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
See him right now, already warming up the spot and
making a line of cocktail like a lot. It's for
you know, some alone time if you will. But but
as as I mentioned, we're mid tinker. You know, we
we got some tinkering to do things. We're working things out,
you know, we're trying to get things working better.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
And that's what I say to her. I go, I
don't know if you've ever done this before, but do
you think you could write a note to my husband
just letting him know that, you know, I probably shouldn't
be having sex for a couple of weeks. You're getting
a doctor's note for no sex.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
And the face Thor has is the face she had
for a second of the like like trying to process
the words just that just came out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
And that was a sky moment of where I was like, oh,
should I not have said that? Are we not that cool?
And so she has a weird face and then she
laughs and then she takes out her prescription path no,
but she joke right likes well, so she writes it
(41:50):
and then at the bottom she puts in like parentheses,
this is not a real prescription.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
This was requested by your wife. Smiley face. She knows
the hobby too, you know, she's not him for years
and smiley face. And then she handed it to me.
So I think I may have gone too far because
she did it, which I you know, jokingly. Clearly he's
not going to buy the I can't have sex, which
(42:16):
sucks because she put the smiley.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Face on it. Right, it's white out. They think about that.
His eyes are really bad. He may not notice the
white out on there. But but she laughed, and she,
you know, basically said, yeah, I don't actually do that.
That's not something we do.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
You know, like, if you are actually having issues with sex,
that's another discussion we could have.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It could be in like those notes, you know how
they have notes on there, like you visit summer yeah whatever, Yeah,
you know, no sex for a certain amount of time
or no heavy lifting. Yes, you know, that's where they
would put something like that. They don't write prescriptions for
no sex guying.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It would look more official. But she really let me down.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
And now I heardest part about this is that this
whole conversation is probably going on with her sitting down
and Sky's legs in the air. Yes, and then she's
in the startups, and then she puts her welding mask
back on and goes, Sky, We're going back in.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
To get under the hood. You're the worst. No, you honestly,
you know, honestly, what uh? The Padres train is still rolling.
We're gonna see what happened in their game last night,
and hear about a former Padres suspension. Next to sports Dirt,
(43:39):
the Oracle Padres are on fire. They have yet to
taste defeat this season, as they won again last night,
beating the Guardians seven to two, and it was the
new guys that came up big. It was Kyle Hart
making his first Padres start, earning his first ever big
(44:02):
league win. He came over from that Korean Baseball league
and it looks like he belongs. He went five solid innings,
only giving up two runs. He then handed it over
to the bullpen, who shut out the Guardians. The other
new guy, Gavin Sheets, he had the big day at
the plate, going three for three with four RBIs and
two doubles. So that's great stuff. You get production from
(44:23):
those guys. It was awesome. So they are now five
and zero for the first time in franchise history. It's
really crazy. Did not see this kind of start coming now. Listen,
you know it's a long way to go, but I
mean it's still first pretty exciting, pretty exciting. I'll take it, Okay,
obviously we'll take They were zero and five, I would
say exactly the same thing I'm saying. We would be devastated. Yeah,
(44:46):
it would be crazy to be devastating. Emily would be
in tears. The Mets would be able today.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
The Mets last year are perfect example of how little
April meets. They were awful in April last year, Like
they were rock bottom back and they went old way,
they go to the nfc S or they Yes, I
don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
But you know what I'm saying, like, you know what,
can't break this. I'm not breaking anything. I'm just saying, like,
let's keep a level head. Former Padres outfielder Jerkson Profar
had an incredible season last year, and not only possibly.
Profar was popped for testing positive for a banned substance
(45:25):
and has been suspended by Major League Baseball for eighty games.
Oh oh, he's also under this rule ineligible for the postseason,
so if the Braves make of the postseason, he cannot play. Yeah,
that was the year. Yeah. Profar says he was tested
eight times last season and always came back clean when
(45:46):
he was with the Padres. But so he gets the
so he has a big year, gets the contract, then
roid's up. Well they said it was during this offseason.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, so yeah, so I saw he got buses for
eight CG and a lot of guys that ate CG
because it gets your NOSTA.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's a fertility drug and.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It helps guy so it helps guys boost their natural testosterone.
So you're on steroids or whatever. He's on, takes the
hCG with along with the steroids, and it keeps his
natural testosterol going. So it probably was still in his
system and didn't all come all the way out when
he got tested.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
What I don't understand, ever, is like they know they're
gonna get tested. So that did you see the contracts
he signed?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yea, that's why he did it, because he's not signing
that contract if he doesn't do this, I mean I
would do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I don't blame jokes in Profar, So I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
That you don't know if you're gonna get caught because
everybody regularly if ye ways around and there's ways around it.
And I don't get that you get told. I mean,
it's naive to think he's the only guy in baseball
doing steroids right now. They're all I know, if you're
in the minors, is probably running rampant. Like if you
think about how much money he just made because this
one season, I would do steroids too if I if
(46:58):
I knew, Okay, if I do these steroids, I'm gonna
make what would he mean, eighty million?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Then hell yeah, I'm gonna do the steroid. It's gonna
make my one big contract. You know what I mean.
He's not He's just got caught. It happens. Yeah, not good.
Right now, everybody is talking about the Yankees new torpedo bats. Well,
it looks like they aren't the only ones using them now,
don't say the Reds all star elied Dela Cruz got
a hold of one and it is working for him
(47:24):
as well. He was a triple away from the cycle
and it had a career high seven RBIs with his
new bat. This is great for baseball. Now, how is
this different?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
So a lot of the fat of the bat the barrel.
The barrel is like placed in more spots where you're
actually gonna hit it. So now if you get like
jammed on the inside, you really.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Hit more of the barrel of the bat. Yeah, it
looks it looks like yeah, it's completely illegals right now,
you know. So I don't know if Major League Baseball
eventually is gonna go like, oh no, that's no longer
good or whatever. But the length of it's fine. They
just wait change. You know. It looks like a bowling tin. Real.
What's crazy about it is like they've they've they've gone
(48:07):
through different bats.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Like two years ago, the balls were juiced and then
the balls warn't juice.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Like so they changed things all the time in baseball.
But so we'll see if it lasts. But I mean,
I don't know. I want to get some for my
kids in Lily.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I think I remember and when I was in the
Little league, the new thing at the time was like
the two bats in one. The handle was a different bat,
composite bats to me. Yeah, and like so like they
changed things. It's really not that crazy of a deal.
It's just it's working, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
And the women's Final four is set. Yukon is returning
to the Final four as they beat number one seed
USC They joined Texas, UCLA and South Carolina. It's Yukon
sixteen's final four in seventeen years and twenty fourth overall.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Signed over here, I did fill out a female bracket
Yukon going against Texas.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Oh what still good guys playing against yourself. Nobody else
filled out of rut. Everyone else went huh no, thank you?
You caught is the winner a caase anybody's interesting? You
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Speaker 8 (49:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
You know?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Well, once celebrity made some comments about mister Clean and
people aren't really sure how they feel about it. We're
gonna see what they had to say about old mister
Clean and see if we agree or not. When we
get back on the show at Rock with a five
three foo fighters saw on the show it's roque o
five to three. I'm trying to rack my brain. I
(49:43):
remember vaguely at some point we talked about different mascots
and which ones we find the most attractive. Why did
we do that? I have no idea. I have no idea,
but I do remember mister Clean being asked, do you
find that guy hot? Because some people do, some people
(50:04):
are attracted to mister clean. What do you Emily, mister clean,
hot gye, older guy, tight white shirt, nice clean, bald head.
What do you think get it? He could get it. No,
tax can get it. That is a down or tattoos clean.
But he is clean.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
He's got the muscles, the tight white T shirt, he's
got that shiny ear ring.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Oh you like that? Uh you like a little bad boy,
little bad boy, and I'm in, I'm in. Okay, he
can get it. Okay, wow this guy. Are you attracted
to mister clean at all? The white eyebrows really throw
me out. They are my favorite. But I can get
over that. Okay, yeah, no, he kind of freaks me out.
(50:46):
Really he freaks you out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
The look in his eyes, yeah, the look in his
eye clean you.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh weird. He reminded me girl. Kind of looks like
Johnny Sins. Who that is? You know who that is?
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh my god, he's such a liar. No, it's a
porn star. There's what that guy would do? This guy, yeah,
a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
He's mister dirty. Yeah, he's not opposite. He do look
like he says brother, who's a polar opposite.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
I would be like, hey, Sky, you can't go through
with it. Yeah, not a good idea, I don't. I
don't like that very much.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So yeah, mister clean, I don't know. I've never I'm like, no, no,
if I see you in an alley, I'm going the
other way, you know. Okay, yeah, okay, Well apparently you
and Drew Barrymore feel the exact same way. Well, there
you go. That's a good company. That's good company. But
I do love Barrymore both kind of amazing another a word.
(51:52):
I was gonna use what I know awesome?
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Sure, sure, okay, okay, Well yeah, mister clean is trending
today and lots of people talking about mister Clean because
of something Drew Barrymore said the other day on her show,
which either people totally agree with or totally distant.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Sounds like Emily's a fan, so not a Drew Barrymore fan,
but a Kelly Clarkson fan. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson doesn't sit
on the couch. Okay, you don't clim post to her.
You don't have to. I knew what it meant that
made you uncomfortable, didn't that? Well, that was a lot.
She's so strange now.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Obviously I like older Drew Barrymore from like movies like
you know, Wedding Singer.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
But that's she's a whack job now. But Kelly Clarkson
totally fine. Yes, Kelly Clarkson's excellent host. Okay, Kelly Clarkson
who lost one hundred pounds because she now goes on
daily walks, that that's normal to guy saying, I mean,
we're gonna call out Drew Barrymore for being I think
she admitted to eventually after she first was like, oh,
(52:55):
I know, I just moved to New York and I
walked and struggled with her waiter whole life. I'm proud
of her. Well, yeah, but don't lie about it.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Wow, authentic self, she's a phony, you're a phone.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Which I watched neither for the record. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well, Drew Barrymore was talking about this recent news story
which you know you may have seen around where they
were basically saying American women find it hot when their
husbands do domestic type of chores around the house, so cooking, cleaning,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
They find that hot. According to a recent I mean,
that's that's what I do. I do the I don't particular,
but it don't happen often tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Especially yes cooking and it came and there was popcorn
and snacks from him and my son from the night before.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Oh well, that's cute. They're are hanging out together as
peanut butter smeared and popcorn seeds all over the place
and just peanut butter and popcorn. What an odd combo
those two are doing. You can't do anything right. Don't
find it attractive.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
I think it's weird when he cleaned to the bathroom
in his underwear prison style, as he says, because when
he was in prison put his underwear on.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Boy, really weird. So not bare feet doesn't give you
it's weird. I think it's kind of gross to clean
the bathroom and you're underwear with bare feet. Okay, if
he was wearing flip flops, would it be better for it?
I don't know what are you supposed to wear when.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
You don't know, like like play shorts and play shoes short.
You were like you were the clothes that you you know,
not nice clothes. I don't know active wear, but.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
You find it hot. If he's like, you know, pouring
concrete outside, that would be I find construction things. That
is correct. Okay, Well, so they're talking about this study.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
And if you did not know, this guy, Ross Matthews
is Drew barrymore side kick on the show and Ross
pipes in a lot.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, he used to do that show, Hello Ross. He's
very fabulous. Oh I have never watched Hello Ross, so I.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Okay, So that's her sidekick, and so as you know,
they're talking about this news story. That's when he chimes in, well,
there's a reason people find mister Clean so hot. And
that's when Drew Barrymore had a different take on it.
And she basically says she doesn't get why people fetishize
mister Clean, which I think is a weird way to
(55:36):
put that. But she says it does look like he's
pumped and ready for action. But she says it makes
her feel uncomfortable when she sees him because he is
so sexual.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Mister Clean, yes, to the point where I'm sexual.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
She's uncomfortable because he's so sexual.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Just because he has like some uscles. Yeah that makes
sprint on his face.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
But Yeah, lots of people reference the Super Bowl ad
from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Who remembers that how much of a loser do you
have to be to remember that?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I googled it and it's like a thing with some women,
this specific commercial because they, yeah, like basically where it's
more of like an animated version of mister Clean and
he's clean in this chicks living room and she's like
falling all over herself because he's like that hot and
(56:33):
you see bulges and there's winks and I mean they
knew what they were doing, yeah, with this commercial. And
then uh, you know, spoil we have it up right now.
There's some thrusting going.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
On that'scial this aired. Yeah. Yeah, so this is the
one that chicks like the most.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
Who likes mister Clean and the spoiler alert at the
very end, mister Clean the whole time action was her
husband and then she jumps on top because yeah, because
he's cleaning.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
So, uh so there are women who have definitely taken
that commercial and enjoyed it for them. Oh my god, Scott,
would that's porn to see? Honestly, I was uncomfortable watching it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
You're uncomfortable, you know?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
I got uncomfortable watching Blind Date uncensored one. Okay, so
it's the same vibe older.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
I I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
But according to this recent talk that has gone viral
thanks to Drew Barrymore, there are quite a bunch of
women like Emily who do find mister Clean hot on
multiple levels.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
But you don't know, and that commercial made it worse. Yes, really, yes,
Like it's awkward, it's weird. You like older guys.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah, I like older guys, but it's something weird about animated.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
But he's like in a uniform, Like, no, it's not uniform,
it's just a white shirt, white pants.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, but I feel like he's like clean, a hospital
orderly or something like.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
You know, Like she doesn't like mister Clean, but Dick
van Dyke will probably get her going. So you need
to work through your feelings because this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
I know, because I'm like really into ripped guys right
now because a reacher, I'm on this weird.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm really into ripped guys right now right now? Normal.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
Well, No, I went through like a gym from the
office phase, you know what I mean, kind of like
the everyday guy, you know, the guy, but right now,
I'm in the Reacher vibe.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
But even with that, I still see that Mister Clean
commercial and it like creeps me out. It makes me
like scared, scared. I don't like it. What do you mean,
I don't know? It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Well, I do want my house clean, and I do
agree with the study that it is hot when you
know your man will clean the house, especially when it's unexpected.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Guy saying it's hot is weird saying anything? Her saying
anything sexual ekes me out.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
But yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
Watching mister Clean thrust is not something.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
If you get home today and the boo is wearing
an all white shirt and all white pants and he's cleaning,
could he get it? And no, we're not. He does
have the GOLDI earingclipt on though, Yeah, no I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
No, No, I'm sorry, not for other people like that sucks.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
We may have a little bit of an issue here,
you guys. We were planning on doing NERD trivia today,
but our systems are down. What the hell? I can't
get into my documents with all the questions, So I
don't really know what to do without technology. So if
I can't get that thing open, I don't think we
can play. I don't. Well, we got like ten minutes,
(59:55):
so I'm gonna go back there and see if I
can hack the system. Okay, I don't know. If not,
we'll do something else. That's the tease. Okay, inten some
forty one on the show. It's dropping five to three. Sorry, guys,
couldn't do it. Went back and tried to open up
(01:00:17):
my documents. Not happening, Thanks Jamie. We're still down, servers down.
I don't think he did it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Oh, I don't think he did it, because he was
walking in and out of here. Well, he was given attitude.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I don't think he was. He was trying to help.
He ever had Remember that laptop crack he got in
on you. I don't know he was confused. It wasn't
a crack. I walked by where the servers are and
heard some really bad language being said in there, just
from some engineers where I was working on it. I
t I guess, I don't know, but yeah, all of
(01:00:47):
our systems are down right now, so I can't access
the document that has NERD trivia.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
They're not happy, right, No, it just wants crazy. I'm
coming out of nine and it was not good because Frankie. Yeah,
I've had crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Uh yeah, so sorry, guys, No nerve tributa this week. No,
I have another thing there. Yeah, because I heard about
this and I am confused. It doesn't make any sense. No,
we said our final goodbyes. And have you ever had
this happen where you go into a hospital and you
(01:01:23):
think that's it for grandma, grandpa or whoever, and you know,
you're kind of saying your final goodbyes and then they
sort of make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, it's kind of annoying. What because you're like, because
you're like, I said goodbye already, like just and then
we're just dragging this on.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Now I get. I totally get what you're saying. It's
not my grandmother. She was on her final legs. I
went and I pretty much said my final goodbyes and
she kind of recovered, which I was thankful for to
have more time with her any normal for more time,
(01:02:01):
Oh god, like another couple of years. My god. Most
people don't get that. Yeah, that's a crazy thing to say,
what George just said. But yeah, most people, you know,
they're praying for that to happen. It's very rare. Yeah,
(01:02:21):
you know, we set our final goodbyes. The Sky's YouTube channel,
the Scratcher lottery channel. It was dead. It's dead and gone.
Right We're all like, all right, you know what, it
had its run, never won massive losses, not great. You
(01:02:43):
know what's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Somebody just won a million bucks off a scratcher in
National City, a million dollars. They chased the lottery millions
and got it. They're chasing the National City guy, not
my channel.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
You were chasing for years. Yeah, but no, I didn't
have never caught it.
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
Welcome to chasing lottery millions, where we try to win
millions of dollars through the California State Lottery doing scratchers.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Today we are going to I have to listen to it.
Hang on a second, Is that the last one that
they posted? You can tell, dude, she sounds depressed that
it sounds Sky. That's like sad Sky, sad Sky, Like
I'm worried.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I wouldn't watch that and be like, oh god, lady,
like even me hearing it, I was even shocked, shocking,
right because like, clearly I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Do one old old one. Listen to the difference. I'm gone, clearly,
here's your husband you're defeated. I've defeated. Oh yeah, well
you realize you've lost millions of times, millions, millions.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
By the way, I'm gonna go, I'm going way back Oka.
We did so many videos. It was daily us for
two years, every every day video.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
This is from a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Okay, all right, let's get extreme and win five million
dollars today it's a twenty dollars scratcher here in California.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Let's get to it. This bonus section of either you
that's like a punch in the face. Wow, that's a
different gal. The first go back to the old one,
the first one, the last one that you just played.
That's a sad game. That's a sad guy. That's a
sad lady. Depression has set in when you realize we're
never gonna win. What's one of the wildest things I've
ever heard? Is that crazy?
Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Here's the one, the blowing facing lottery millions where we
try to win millions of dollars through the California State
Lottery doing scratchers.
Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
Today, we where's the Oh my, you didn't give didn't
That is awful sounds like angry too, like like it's depressed.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
It's so it's the realization that, wow, we've lost so
much time, We've lost so much money.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
He has friends on the internet. Now, what happened to
my life? So I don't recall what was going on
in that last video, but I could, I could take
it as sadness.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I could take an educated guess that I was ready
for the channel to die. My husband wasn't. He wanted
to do another video. We were bickering with me being like,
why are we still doing this? And he's like, we
can't just ghost people, And then we probably had a
little back and forth. Oh yeah, he still says, we're
still getting comments and emails and how rude of us
(01:05:42):
to not reply. And as you reply, because he does
just reply.
Speaker 9 (01:05:49):
With the channels on hiatus, we're taking a break right now,
like you could reply, no, we're going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
He feels like he would have to like explain our
life story. Why I don't know. I don't know he
is on the internet.
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
So we probably were bickering and I finally said, fine,
let's just do it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
And that long way for something like this too. Hey,
thanks so much for checking out Chasing lottery Millions. This
is where we scratch California lottery scratchers and guess what,
we're gonna win millions of dollars. I put the random video, guys,
(01:06:27):
I just took the random video and then reality setting.
Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Yeah, what's up? I'm here scratching lottery tickets again, I
mean nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Shout out west side, West Coast, what's up? Sky?
Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Sky?
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Because they're West Coast winning ticket the scratcher shout out
the most.
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Cringe worthy person on the planet that millions of dollars?
Can you isolate that and save it forever?
Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
You hear the right want a noise. So, just in
case you're a brand new listener and you aren't aware,
Sky and her husband created this lottery scratcher YouTube channel
where it's literally not they're not on camera, it's just
the ticket and Sky's hand. That's it's it. And then
they comment, well that's sweet commentary.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, yeah, and I know what you're thinking, Wow, that's
so stupid. Well they did it every day, like twenty
multiple twenty dollars tickets every day, twenty dollar tickets. So
I was going to say, they're not five dollars tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
They want to win a million.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Yeah, and people want to see someone win a million.
They don't want to see somebody win a thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I don't want to see someone win any money.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
But then again, you wanted the person to die the
second they went into the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
So different. Different. So you did this for years, and
we tried to talk you out of it and say, syay,
you're losing money left and right. What are you doing?
And you but you believe you were going to win
at some point. Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
You guys were saying, just hand you the money, just
set the money on fire, just flush the money down
the toilet. These were suggestions you had for me, but
I still not some day, Like, if you do this
long enough, some day you're going to hit that jackpot.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I was in Vegas in February and I lost all
my money and I kept saying to myself at the
let table, my number has to hit.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
The odds are in your favor. Eventually hit. There's only
so many numbers. It did if you stayed there for
three days. It didn't hit. Guys for three days straight.
None of my.
Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Numbers scratch every day for years, clearly didn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Oh so, how long has it been since that last
video was posted?
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
What is this what's the date on that last video,
because honestly, I don't I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Four years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
But it's not no, because that's and that's the first
video that you have up. I don't know when that
would be.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Four years ago. Yeah, that's weird. It's been a couple
of years, a couple of years since our last video.
Another one three years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I wanted to say it was last year, like
kind of the middle of the year we start.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
The earliest ones i've seen is three years ago. Yeah,
so it couldn't be four years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Maybe that's when you started the channel and that's yeah,
I want to say. And here's one that says nine
months ago.
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Yeah, so I want to say it was like mid
last year. We gave up something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Gave up a life. I don't know. That says right there.
June said that. I don't know either. That's the one
we were just third. I don't know why. June of
last year was the last. Okay, so okay, that makes sense.
So that was it. No more scratchers, no more videos.
Channel's done. Yeah, and the husband was really sad because
we did we we ghosted YouTube and ghosted YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Well the Boo wanted to do like a goodbye video,
like a recap.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
But yes, it's so hard to chasing a lot of
remilions going out. Definitely, Eddie, you show up and then
that's it, say goodbye. Yeah, yeah, he want to do that.
He wanted us because we had kept all the like
scratch tickets, like all the garbage tickets, so we had
(01:10:27):
boxes and boxes. Why no, we had thought.
Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
One day we would do like a recap video, like
we in our brain we thought every year at the
end of the year, we'll do a recap and you'll
show it because other people have done that and it
blows your mind to see that many tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
It's more like an educational video of this is what
gambling does, not how much money you yes, and how
you're never going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Yeah, And they showed it like elementary schools and stuff
with the Dare program.
Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
But so the last video was June and then we
kind of we did the the closet cleanouts recently and
I said, throw those tickets away, like why are.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
We keeping tickets down? We're done with this, We're of them. Uh. Yeah.
They were actually in like cardboard boxes. There were like
four big cardboard boxes, just thousands and thousands of dollars. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
And I was so thankful we quit when we did
because the highest value ticket at the time in California
(01:11:28):
was thirty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Well, this year they have put out a forty dollars
scratch you do.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Oh, absolutely, we would have liked one. By the way,
I've dedicated a week's worth of videos to how much
how much in a week would you spend if it
was forty dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
My husband probably would have talked me into buying a book.
And I don't know what a book costs, but I'm
thinking of.
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I don't even know what that means. A book of lottery?
How much? What is that show?
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
When you buy a lottery ticket? You know the guy
at seven to eleven is just pulling it out of
the display. But when he he loads the display it
comes in a book. You could buy that, which, yes,
is a cellophane wrapped pack.
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Of tickets, and so would be like what a thousand bucks?
I'm thinking eight hundred, But I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I've never bought a book because I think a book
of thirty dollars scratches is six hundred bucks and we've
bought that before and done that multiple time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Come in a book. I just bought a PlayStation four
hundred bucks and I'm like, that was a lot. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
I can.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Book. I'm not sure that. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Okay, I can't remember. I knew all this stuff like
buy hard, like I could have given you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Stats like no, yeah no, it was sadness, sick. We
don't need that. So that's where we left it. We
sent our goodbyes. It was over rest in peace until
the comeback? Right what geor just literally jumped up. I've
done too.
Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
I don't know, like Jordan come back after going to
the miners. Bigger, bigger, bigger than Jordan.
Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. Yeah. Uh,
this is like Richard Simmons stuff. Everybody thought he was
dead and the next thing you know, there he is
well now now now right, yeah, now now it's old
and trust me, the channel'll be dead too. Okay, what
is going on? What's this announcement?
Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Hell, I did not see this coming, nor honestly did
my husband the boo, but yesterday we got our taxes
done and we have a new tax person. I've had
the same tax person for like twenty years. Just you know,
you put your documents in, bam, you get your return,
you don't ask any questions, and you move on. Well,
this is a local guy where I actually went in
(01:13:43):
the office, sat actually he explained things to me, understanding things,
and it turns out that I have quite a few
write offs that I cannot use. So, like I basically
could be getting a way better return. I could be
writing off a lot of stuff, but unfortunately, due to
the tax law, I don't qualify.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
But you know what would make me qualify to write
a bunch of that stuff off which I currently can't
against my paycheck here at iHeart if I had an
outside entertainment project that gave me a ten ninety nine,
which is the tax document that YouTube will send you
(01:14:29):
if you have a YouTube account that makes money. So
if I can continue to get a ten ninety nine
from YouTube, it will be a huge tax advantage for me,
even if that ten ninety nine is saying I made
like one hundred bucks for the entire year. Just having
(01:14:50):
that document, I guess, opens a tax store that I
otherwise wouldn't be able to open.
Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
And so we said to tax Sky yesterday. First off,
he loved the channel. He goes, Oh, that's like unboxing.
You just you have to watch and wait till the end.
So that made us feel I don't have to watch YouTube,
you do. You don't know if I want gabillions or not.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I never will you have?
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's never will spoiler alert. Thanks, what about the amount
of money you're losing on the channel?
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Yeah? So to your right off is that he gonna
even be worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Well, so that's the thing, he says. You don't have
to do videos every single day. You just have to
do enough videos because there's a certain threshold. If you
make under like a hundred bucks, YouTube won't even issue you.
Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I could just have one drink, you know what I mean?
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I could just.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
One.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
I've had a long day. I've had a long day.
The system is not working at work right now. I
just have one mikel Ultra.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I could have one little who.
Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Have a little toots Snooter? Just what I need? An
extra bump to keep me up.
Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Okay, you know, okay, I can just have Yeah, I
can just have you know, a little pop feed and
all real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Sleep. Oh my god, for a long time. I won't
do that. I won't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Okay, couple, I'll just have two valume your point being, Uh,
they're gonna start it once every once in a while,
and then maybe they get a little win, and then
the blood starts falling in and.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Then next thing you know, it's every day. I have
a gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I'm not saying, but I'm saying, Okay, okay, I'm not saying.
I'm just saying, explain to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Me if it's worth it. The amount of money you're
gonna lose, you're gonna lose, uh doing these lottery scratchers
compared to your right off, have you crunched the numbers?
Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Well, at the end of our YouTube career, well, I
should say, at the height of our YouTube career, before
you started to get to pressed.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Scott, yeah, you weren't making.
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
We were in break even to where are you too?
Money would cover the losses with the winds and the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Every town doesn't sound like a fun place, well not.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
When you're making a video. Everything even town's no fun,
but at least your breaking even. But with this, no
way would we go back to every single day. But
if hey, once a month we drop a surprise video.
Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
But you didn't see it coming. It is the excitement
that's like me after, like just have I could just
smoke one little bong. They're back. They're back. We missed
it so much. Oh man, dude, I can't deal with this.
So on the drive hole the boo looked at me
(01:17:46):
and he said, are we doing this? Oh my god,
you guys? And I said, I think we are. That
is he bringing the studio back, because remember you had
a studio in your house. Yeah, and now it's like
a storage table with some dust the microphone in the corner.
So I think we're gonna have to dust that off.
Going down this dark road again. I have to buy
some forty dollars scratchers guy, and we're gonna have to
(01:18:10):
see what we can do. I'm in a bear. It's
a sad day for the show. Really, it's a sad
day if I win ten million dollars and have to
retire early. You know, I'm sorry. You already have your house.
I'm sorry, Well, thank you. Yeah, there you go. That
We were talking about that new company recently that's gonna
try and trick your guy or girl into cheating by
(01:18:30):
sliding into your dms. Remember that not great. Well, one
guy is being told to dump his girl after he
found out that she was doing something interesting. We're gonna
see what she was doing and if you should find
a new chick or not. Coming up next on the show,
I'll rock with a five to three cubas on the
(01:18:51):
show It's rock one O, five to three. Well, we
were just talking about this. There is a new company
out there that their whole thing is to try to
trick you online into cheating or look like you're cheating,
so you'll get some hot chicks sliding into your d
ms or even go so far as to show up
at a bar hit on you. If you take the bait,
then you're you know, whoever paid for it, you know,
(01:19:13):
then they got you. They got you. You know, you're
trust untrustworthy, and so they have a variety of different
ways to tricky in things like that. It's guys and girls.
We were checking it out and looking at it and
it was wild. You know what the packages are and
all those different things and the costs and things like that.
It's not as expensive as you think. But I mean,
(01:19:33):
if a beautiful model looking girls sliding into my DMS
that you want to hook up. I might go I
don't know, at least less suspicious if if it was
like a regular looking, normal looking check. But they're all
like Instagram. Yes, I'd be suspicious. But you know, guys
are dumb, that is true, and me in my twenties,
i'd be like, today's my lucky. Well, this is different.
(01:19:58):
A guy has kind of something similar happened, but not
through a company or anything like that, and now his
friends are like, dude, that's a red flag. You need
to bounce.
Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
So this guy's been living with his girlfriend for two
years and he knows she's jealous. I mean, you know,
if your chick's jealous or not emily situation yea hey,
but I mean not to the point where he can't
go out in the world. But he knows there's been
times where she's gotten hot and she's overreacted a bit whatever.
So recently he took her to a work event where
she was introduced for the first time to one of
(01:20:33):
his co workers who works at a different branch that
he rarely sees or communicates with, but she was at
this event.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
The girlfriend's there introduction great.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Well, the next day, his girlfriend was acting a little
weird and kept dropping things about his work wife, which
confused him.
Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
He's like, what is she saying?
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, and then wanted to know if he thought she
was pretty and out of like one to ten, how
hot do you?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Actually? Gets old trap right? So that gross? Yeah, and
then oh really you know, yeah, she's like a sister
to me. This chick doesn't. He doesn't even know her.
She's not even branch.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Seriously, So a few weeks later, like they get over
that little back and forth, and then a few weeks
later he gets an Instagram request from coworker at the
other branch. He approves it, but he thought it was
kind of weird because all her pictures were like, there
were only a few of them, and they were all
like swimsuit pictures, like pictures of her at the beach,
(01:21:38):
pictures of her there, blah blah blah blah, and they
were all uploaded very recently.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Because you get somebody that follows you and you click
on it like that, it's like usually a spam account.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Yeah, not that I would click on anything. You would never, no,
I would.
Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Well, a few days later, he gets a d m
from the coworker and a small talk, nothing big, and
then a couple days later, a flirty message comes through
and that's when he replies, Hey, I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
I'm sorry. I maybe it wasn't clear I have a girlfriend.
And then nothing back and that was the end of it. Well,
another week goes by and they're having one of these
multi branch work things where she's there and he went
up to her and he goes, hey, I hope I
didn't make it weird on Instagram. I hope we can,
you know, still like talk and you know, I think
you're really nice. And she's like, what are you What
(01:22:33):
are you talking about? And he goes, you know, Instagram,
you followed me, I followed you. Back she goes, I
don't think I follow you, and then she pulls up
her Instagram account which is a completely different account. Then
so he puts it together, confronts his girlfriend. She denies
that she set up a fake account pulling this chick's pictures.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
He then.
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, so he confronts her. She denies it and she goes,
it's a prank, Yo, you can't take a joke now,
it's a prank, And then Finally, she admits, Okay, it's
a test. I've been cheated on in the past. I
just wanted to make sure I can trust you, so
set up this fake account to see if yous and
(01:23:21):
so now all his buddies are like, dude, you gotta run,
like if she's doing this kind of shady stuff, you know,
like you can't trust her. You don't know when the
next psycho thing is gonna drop like you, And he's
kind of on the fence. Sounds like she must be
really hot because he talks about all what do I
always say?
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
So now he doesn't know. I mean, he's two years
deep living with this girl. But this is easy to
say you need to get rid of this chick. But
if you're two years deep living with someone, I'm not
going to break up with her. But I am recommending, Hey,
if you have these kind of deep rooted issues about
trust and whatever, you might want to go to therapy
and work that out because it's going to hurt our
relationship and if you're not willing to do that, then
(01:24:04):
it's gonna end up ruining thing.
Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
I would have assumed you would have dumped her right away.
Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah, it is pretty wild to do a figure that
out much. Yeah, try and trick me. That's like spam
account cat fishing stuff. Like I immediately said, like, oh
fake photos, that spam account stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
That's crazy right to pull one of your co workers
photos to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
If we were newly in a relationship, then or you
hook up with her because it's probably nuts, and then
I think they're already in a relationship. I'm just saying,
if it was a new relationship and this happened, you
want to wait to hook up with her because it's
probably gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Then you and then you take off, and then today's
You're lucky exactly. We try to tell you ladies all
the time that some of the crap that you do
or where we as guys do not care about. Who
are you doing this? It's not for us. We're gonna
go over the things that women spend money on to
look good that us us guys mean nothing to us.
(01:25:08):
Coming up next on the show A Rock five three.
That's the Chili Peppers on the show It's Rock one
five three. We've tried to convince these two here that
you guys think, oh, I know what I'm gonna do
this to my lips and it looks so good. And
(01:25:29):
thor and I always tell you we don't care about that.
Like when your lips start to look like you've eaten
shellfish and you're allergic, then it doesn't look good. It
looks stupid. But Jeff Bezos loves it, and he's like,
I don't know why. I don't know. There's all kinds
of stuff that you ladies do to your faces or whatever, fingernails.
Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I don't get understandingnails, twenty fingers, or I know a
good one is the big giant fake lashes.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I've never looked at a woman's eyelashes before in my life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
There are some dudes like the Jeff bezos is and
those rich guys.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I think it's just because they hang out in that
scene and they all do that, so maybe they get
used to it and they think that's what's hot. Yeah,
because like when we watch The Bachelor, all the girls
that are on there, they're all young, and they all
had so much work done already, and they all you
don't really know, they're like between the ages of like
twenty five and thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You don't know. It's also crazy the amount of makeup
some women wear and then when you see them sands makeup,
it's jarring and you're like, whoa, this is like bait and.
Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Switch because of all the contouring, Like it's crazy Emily
at five, like fifteen in the morning and then Emily
at five forty five, completely different different.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Think you to say that to me, it's very nice.
That's why.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
That's why I don't wear heavy makeup. I don't wear
making out that reaction wear making very light, very you know,
a little foundations, very light.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yeah, but I see there's also different things like clothes
that you will pick that you guys think look good
that we're just like, oh, you're not into Grandma core.
I don't even know what that is. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Like it says, and then it morphed into something like
Grandma beach core or something these fashion trends. And I
saw that, I'm like, hell, yeah, I win. But yeah,
it was like a fashion trend for a while that
chicks thought was cool where you like dress grandma kind
of like me with like peasant dress, like that was
part of the Grandma core. But you put like a
(01:27:31):
big sweater on top of it, like you literally look
like like kind of like a bad lady grandma. And
that was like a thing for a minute. But I
remember seeing it and going, oh, this is a chick thing.
Like what guy is going to be like, yeah, dressed
like a grandma.
Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
You want to have giant cans? All right? I can
get behind that, but like.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
What they if you want to get a fake job,
get but if you want to, I support that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
But if you want to have like your lips and
your face and a cat, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I think it's very easy to dress for a man,
and I could put together the perfect outfit that any
guy would think was hot. A guy would like tight
skinny jeans that are super tight on them, a super
tight shirt, and their hair just down with not a
lot of makeup.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
And I think that that any guy would find that hot.
Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
That's the guys a guy outfit, a guy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
The peasant dress. But then why don't you do that
all the time because you don't really care to try
to look good for us. I feel like you're trying
to look good for other women.
Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
That's for the way I dress for the most part,
not for other which is I like to feel stylish
and put together in my outfits.
Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Yeah, exactly with your goofy hats, no offense. I don't like,
who are those hats for? Because guys are guys are guys.
Look at those hats and go.
Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Huh don't you don't you when you describe a hot chake,
do you gounky? Yeah? I don't do that. There's a
million years my man. Actually that man knows, so you're saying.
And Robert said, I love when you dress funky. He like,
(01:29:04):
I know when he tells me when I have a
funky outfit particular, what's a funky outfit.
Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Like leather pants, one of those hats and a lot
of funky jewelry at a tight top.
Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
There you go, oh, he's like, you look great there. Okay,
there you go telling you okay, well, there are things
that you women will spend money on, lots of money,
and us guys, we don't care about it at all.
You think you're doing yourself to make yourself look good,
and we're just like, hh, I don't care what you
(01:29:35):
spent how much money on that purse? What? You don't
care that it says Louis Vuitton on it. I wouldn't
even be able to tell you what's the difference of
a Louis Vuitton and whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well, they surveyed a bunch of guys and said,
what are the things that you know are important to
your gal but they mean nothing to you? Top of
the list unexpensive person and luxury handbag. Women think that
dresses up every outfit makes everything look amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
We don't notice it at all, Like you to carrying
a paper bag. Guys don't care. What do I care
about your bag? My Target bag versus my Mark Jacobs bag? Well?
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
What what?
Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
All right? There?
Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
You go?
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Yep, while we're speaking a foreign language to the men,
let's talk designer shoes because this is literally something chicks
will save paychecks for to get that certain pair of shoes,
and you could get the same thing from Target.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Guys would have no And in all honesty, sometimes I
see your toes jammed in and I look at that
and go, how is that comfortable? I know it's not.
It looks miserable. Why are you doing that? You guys
like heels to a certain extent that the hideous to
(01:30:48):
Sorry what I thought we were? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
All right, so designer shoes, guys don't get that premium
brand makeup.
Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Spending so much money waiting for the latest.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
More attractive than when a girl wears too much makeup.
And what's a difference. Is there a difference in like
high end makeup to middle end makeup?
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
I don't even know. I don't. I mean a lot
of people swear by it. I don't see the difference.
But between like Rihanna and Kylie Jenner's brand or the
Target brand. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Yeah, some people say it'll stay on better, it looks
more natural, it covered, or it doesn't. Yeah, it's all makeup. Yeah,
fresh set of nails. Guys, really don't care if I.
Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Don't mind your nails looking nice rather than all torn
up and grow stuff. But the fake nails, long nails,
stuff like that we don't care about. You don't get it.
If you put a little design on your middle finger,
get out of it, you know, like a little daisy paint,
Get out of here. Now, you just waste money doing that. Okay, sorry,
designer perfume you No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Yeah, I I that I'm fine with cause if you
smell designer, but like does designer different?
Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Good bath and body works spray that's fine? She got
three for ten? Hell yeah, I actually prefer that. Yeah,
I think most guys would.
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
And then you get these floral things that cost hundreds
of dollars and like, oh, you're smelling my grandma, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Or like a Dubai street market high end gym ware. Again,
as long as you're pushing them up and showing some
cleave guys, here's the deal high end. Here's the deal
with the high end gym ware. Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
If I buy Viori and Lulu, it's gonna last me years.
Crappy Like you know, Amazon brand gymware does not last
that long. You can wash it a bunch, it starts,
it just doesn't last. Does not the same fit.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Who's saying that though? We're talking about just how if
she got it out of the bag, put it on
and was wearing that next to something high end. It's
hot either way, right hot leg. I don't care about last,
but I could I could tell though if it's a
Vieora or not? That okay? All right? Is fab letox
like not good?
Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Fab Letics is kind of a trick because they say
it's cheaper than other stuff, but it's a membership, so
that that's it kind of makes it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
You're sorry. If I see the Fables logo, I think,
oh who says that?
Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
And the final thing that women think you make them
look beautiful and better and guys are like, wait what.
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
And this is the one that upsets guys the most.
Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
When your gal will announced you they're so excited because
they got something new to wear to bed, and guys
are like, oh, hell yeah, let me see that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
What do we got?
Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
And then it's like full length silk pajamas would just
cost eight thousand dollars, but guys don't care that you're
wearing luxury pajamas. They would rather just have you in
a tank top and underwear.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
According to this, I'm with any of you. What you
want luxury pajamas?
Speaker 10 (01:33:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I yeah, all day nude, just ude, okay, even cheaper
zero Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Today is April Fools Days, Sky's least favorite day of
the year. Hates prank. Well, how about this guy, We'll
go over some harmless pranks that you could pull today
April I mean really yes, Well, we'll see when we
get back on the show Rock with a five three
(01:34:14):
Rob Zombie on the show It's Rock one O five three. Well, today,
be on the lookouts. Apri Fool's Day. Oh yeah, oh
big day. Let out? What's happening? He had? Allow, what's up?
Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Problem?
Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I hate?
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
I hate this day? You hate this day? Yes? Why
why do you hate pranks so much? Were you always
the target? What do you think? Well, remember she was
the cool ship.
Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
No, it's it all goes back to my brother. It
has nothing to do with friends or anything like that. Yes,
it is all stupid Joey uh brother a year and
a half older than me. So he would love this.
He he would live for April Fools to prank me.
I mean he would live for any day to prank me.
But but yeah, he would love that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Like did he ever do the like toothpaste and the
oreo trick or something like that, like we were allowed
to have oreos? No, did he ever do that? Uh stuff?
You had a futon trick? Get stuck in there? Yeah
it was a sofa bed it was. And then one
time we had a VW bus and he locked me
in the tiny little closet and then and then a
(01:35:24):
table like slides and locks in for when you're driving
bank there I'm locked and trapped in a closet. Is
the prank in a car outside? Of our house and
no one knows where I am. That's great. Yeah, and
as a kid, you start thinking, oh good. So if
a car comes around the corner and slams into the
car that I'm locked inside of, this is great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
So I got a lot of claustrophobia issues. Guys.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Uh, there's certain people you could pull pranks on there
so pre we can't pull pranks. Don't like it. You
are not one that's great with pranks. Emily's not one
that's a different vibe. Guys. I'm about to do something
to reveal a prank that was going on for weeks
that I finally gave up on it because I didn't know,
(01:36:07):
I didn't have an end plan. I just kept doing
it and I would enjoy it, and then I finally
just went I'm done. I'm over this stupid it was
such a stick.
Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
The problem the problem with no the problem with Emily
and pranks, though, is that Sky will like at get annoyed.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Look at her face right now. This is why you
don't pull can't annoyed, legitimately freaked out and it's so stupid.
You're gonna be like you hear your face right now,
So Jammy, get in here in videot, don't tell me
what you're acting like I have pranked you that Robert's
not truly in love with you or something like that.
Like like, this is such a low level.
Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
It's not gonna be worse. Okay, Emily, it's a pal
with Emily and pranks is Sky would be annoyed, but
you'll roll with it.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
And christ if she legitimately gets upset about this something
more or retire. The more people that know about the prank,
the more it bothers her. That's what the issue is.
It's not really the prank beause she feels people's laughing
at me. Laugh prank, not laughing at you. You're barely involved. Yeah,
it's the prank that everyone's laughing at. And this is
(01:37:16):
such a low level prank that I can't even describe it.
How stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Honestly, Emily, most of the laughter when this prank was
done came from how stupid we were for even thinking that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
It's like, I also feel left out, like everybody's laughing
at something we Eventually, I was going to let you
in on the prank, because it's a prank, but then
I just didn't care anymore, so I stopped so stupid.
Can't tell you what it is. Yeah, careful, can you
not look at me like that like you want to
murder me. You knew this was going to happen when
we did this. Is she tearing up? Not tearing up,
She's more angry. We're going through a range of emotions, Okay,
(01:37:50):
over a prank. So I had nothing to do with this. No, No,
it was all me. It was one hundred per We
just get to it. Oh my god, I don't remember
exactly when you did this. It was over a year ago.
Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
It was when we had to really tidy and clean up,
and we were given the order. No food in the studio,
no excess papers in the studio, everything clean and tidy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
And in its spot. About a year ago we were
given that order, and so Emily went out and purchased
a little pen holder. It's like a cup, yes, and
she would put she puts all of her pens and
highlighters in this cup. Yes. Well, when she did it,
it's it was kind of bothering me because it was
like in my space. Originally nothing used to be We
(01:38:39):
we had old microphones that would whenever you'd move it.
Sometimes she'd knock it over. Well. I thought it would
be really funny that every time Emily came in here,
the pen holder was knocked over it every time. And
every time she'd come in, she go again, I can't
believe this thing won't stay. I can't believe I bought
this and it's always knocked over.
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
She like thought the bottom was making like not level.
Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
I don't think that makes me.
Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Do it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
And I would literally do that, but you just did
every morning. Every day I would do this. I was
getting mad. I was like, what the hell is metto
doing in here? You were the cup. You had a
lot of issues with the cup itself.
Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
I couldn't figure out why gravity wouldn't keep the cups standing.
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
I think a couple of times I would go, it's
a damn microphone. It keeps hitting it like you need
a better cup and.
Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
My phone, and I would go, yeah, I pretend like
I'm not listening. And when Eddie would forget to knock
over the cup and he would realize it like Midway show,
and you'd be like going to the bathroom and he
would just walk by, and you go like, he's like
a criminal, like a sneaky guy.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I swear sometimes Sky reminded him. Yeah, I uh, this
was going on for months and then so it was
my It was a long prank, and eventually I was
going to tell you, hey, that cup thing, that's me,
and then you know, ha ha ha, okay, bit's over.
Then I just got bored and I'm like, am I
doing with this cup thing? Like I don't care anymore?
(01:40:15):
And I just dropped it. And so I waited till
Apple Fool's Day to reveal I'm the cup guy. How
do you feel? I feel like I've been living alive
for the last year. You're saying a little dramatic. Do
you think you're being a little dramatic? So insane? But
you were doing that. I can't believe it. So are
you going to stop knocking over my count? I mean
(01:40:35):
I did like months ago. You haven't even noticed. I
didn't have to even tell you. It would have made
no difference to you whatsoever. I've been a weights lifted
off my That's so, this is why you can't pull
pranks on Emily. You look at that reaction. Crazy prank's
my worst nightmare kitchen. It was funny. This one didn't
(01:40:59):
bother me. You're kidding me. Until I revealed what it was.
You were like very because because we were all laughing
behind your back. I thought it was going to be
way worse. I thought it was going to be way worse.
I mean, what could it possibly be? I don't know? Yeah,
like what I mean? I couldn't come up with it?
But but my mind spinning? Yeah, what's the worst thing? See,
that's the problem. What's the worst? Her head spins out.
Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
He's gonna slowly poison you? Like, what's the worst thing
that can possibly.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Wow? Yeah, so this is wild?
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Yes, I've been doing did I? I never talked about it? Right,
I couldn't know. She was always here? Now, Yeah, I
appreciate you that you stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Well it was, but yeah you never you never like
said what the hell like? You never made a big
scene about if you got.
Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
More mad every time, then we probably would have kept
it going because.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Eddie, you know what the light and that would a
million a million? So that to be harmless, no harm
no fell fun, little playing. I agree. The more people
that were invested in it, the better it is. Things
like that except for you. But what are some other
(01:42:07):
harmless pranks that you can pull today on April ful tay. Okay, Well,
if you think they're harmless or not, here they are.
Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
One guy changed his wife's birthday on her social media
to say April first, so all day long she was
getting happy birthday messages from friends and family.
Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Or you know, people who didn't really know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
One guy took all the drawers in his brother's dresser
and just put him in different places.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
You know how you could take a drawer out and
put it back somewhere else because you would think you're crazy,
Like why are my socks in the bottom? Like, what
the hell did I get? It's not just one pair
of socks, it's the all of the whole. Yeah, what
just happened? Yep, that's weird. That would mess with my head.
Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
One guy but a toilet brush identical to you know,
the cheapy toilet brush they use at home, and then
he put it in the dishwasher and waited for his
wife to find it and said, you didn't know, that's
how I clean the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Brother. She didn't. She didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Uh, say, go to your co workers and let them
know that somebody has vandalized the cars in the parking lot.
It looks like they were out there slashing tires and
then your coworker walks out and there's a picture of
slash taped to their tire.
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
That's a sky move. Not as fun. Nothing's that good. Uh.
They said to take a if your significant other works
from home, take a picture of the background they sit
in front of and send it to all their coworkers.
So when on a meeting, call.
Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Every it'll look like everyone's in their room.
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
You know what I mean, it'll it'll, it'll git. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
And the final one, which I do believe actually causes
harm because it causes a bit of a mess and
I want to clean it up, is to unscrew the
shower head, put inside a booyon cube and screw that
bad boy back on. And then whoever takes the next shower,
(01:44:10):
it smells like beef broth or like whatever, and it's
all over them.
Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
But then, like, how do you get it out of
the shower head? I feel like it's gonna mess it up? Yeah,
I don't screw it. Ever people putting die in there
and like that seems like a pain. Yeah, So nothing
will top the old pen trick. I can't believe it.
I believe it. I try it today, on your coworker.
They'll love it. Don't do it. Yeah, they'll have amazing reaction,
(01:44:37):
they'll cry. Like today, the Padres have already done something
that they've never done before in their franchisees history. We're
gonna see what they pulled off yesterday. Next to sportster
Emily pad Is ever gonna lose. Oh my god, I don't,
(01:45:04):
my god. The Padres are on fire. They have yet
to case defeat this season, as they won again last night,
beating the Guardians seven to two, and it was the
new guys. They came through Big Kyle Hart, who made
his first Padres start ever earned his first big league win. Now,
(01:45:26):
remember he came over from the Korean Baseball League and
everyone's kind of like, oh, this is an odd signing
and al we'll see what happens, but it looks like
he belongs as he went five solid in ings. He
only gave up two runs that he then handed over
to the bullpen who shut out the Guardians. Let me
tell you what this This bullpen has been looking outstanding
so far. The other new guy, Gavin Sheets, who was
(01:45:48):
their DH last night, he had the big day at
the plate. He went three for three with four RBIs
and two doubles. So I mean you get production out
of guys like Kyle Hart and Gavin Sheets. Yeah, I mean,
that's that's where it's at because you know, obviously you've
got to have production out of the Tatiss and Mannis
and guys like that, and they are and they're all
doing great merrill. But then you got to get the
(01:46:10):
bottom of the lineup, and you need those guys who
aren't expected a big years, kind of like the guy
I'm about to tell you about last year. Those that's
when you have a good season, that's when you know
you're doing well. So they are now five and oh
for the first time in the franchise's history that's never
had a good start like this. Yeah, so pretty awesome stuff.
Hopefully it will keep going and they never lose. Wouldn't
(01:46:34):
that be amazing? I don't think. I mean, you know what, hey, listen,
you you never know. I mean, I do know. They're
not going to go one hundred. You never know, man,
this guy, it's for the faithful bro, not for you. Also, yeah,
we'll see I'm cheating. Yes. Last year, the Padre season
(01:46:58):
really was remarkable, and part of it was because of
jerks in Profar. He had this incredible season out of nowhere.
Everybody was like, Wow, what the hecker's in? Profar? Are
you the one reasons why the Padres did so well? Well,
maybe we know why. Profar was actually popped for testing
positive for a banned substance and he's been suspended by
(01:47:20):
Major League Baseball for eighty games now with his new team,
the Atlanta Braves, And with this rule now, he's also
ineligible for the postseason. So if the Braves make it
all the way to the postseason, Profar can't play. So
pretty crazy stuff. Yes, he said he was tested eight
times last season. Obviously, you come out of nowhere and
(01:47:40):
have a season like that, they're probably gonna test you
more than the average person. And he always came back clean.
And so it was an off season test that they
say is what happened? And you know, he could have
been cycling or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
I don't It sucks, but I don't blame Profar. He
was not going to get a three year, forty two
million dollars deal if he'd never.
Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Last year you said, a one year, one million dollar contract.
So he made forty two million bucks. I mean if
you told me, listen, what's up? Take these roids for
a couple of years and you're gonna make forty two mil?
Is that what you've been doing? I'd be like, give
me the needle.
Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Is that what you've been doing?
Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
No, I don't sid but I do testos placement, heads up,
heads up. But I would yeah, I mean wouldn't. Who wouldn't?
Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
Who would?
Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Honestly, you'd be crazy, now you know me. I'm a
rule follower. I'd be too scared. Yeah, left, bro, But
you're rich, money is and everything. It is if you're
a guy like Jerkson. So far, but what's what's what's
Profar's legacy before this?
Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
A lot of guys are like a lot of guys
are in the miners and they told that line up
good but not good enough.
Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
And you do you do a little some little cycle steroids.
Next thing you know, you're good enough. Even if you
make the league minimum it's a million bucks. And he
gets playing the Major and get Berry bonds over here'n
a big old forehead. Knock it off, man, Come on,
I'm just saying terrible. The women's Final four is said.
Yukon is returning to the Final four as they beat
(01:49:11):
number one seed USC so they joined Texas, UCLA and
South Carolina in the final four. It's Yukon six teams,
final four in seventeen years and their twenty fourth overall.
Locked in.
Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Yeah, well locked in. I got a Yukon to win it.
But I do have Yukon in Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Man, you know you're women's college basketball. Who's your favorite
player on Yukon?
Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
Oh, I like the whole team. You know, you're not
a Paige Page, Paige pag Man fan zamanzam. No, that's
a that's a that's a that's a fighter. That's a
women's not fight.
Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
It's Yukon because Roberts, my man, Roberts niece plays hockey
for Yukon.
Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Really not the fact that I just told you this
is their twenty four final four now incredible. The program
region Okay, fair enough, there you go. That is Sports
Support Today. It is Tuesday today, so that means we're
gonna find out what is coming out this week in
some new releases when we get back on the show
on Rock five three. It's the show. It's Rock and
(01:50:20):
five three. Well, today is Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, this
Magical Lady Over here she somehow figures out what is
coming out this week in new releases. Thank you. Now listen,
she misses half the stuff, gets half the other stuff wrong.
I get all that, but listen. Yeah, we know we
don't support this now. Sometimes it's always whacked, always whacked.
Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all these things do happen occasionally, things
like that may.
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
Have always hell okay, okay, No, that's what I was
saying the new release. That release. She was trying to
be all sassy right there. Why is she questioning you
at the end. I don't know what I'm saying. Words. Yeah,
(01:51:13):
her words are tough. Yeah, all right, Well out this week.
Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Whether it's accurate or not, this is what I got
in front of me. New video games coming out today.
We have Space Truck Simulator for the Switch. So you're
going to explore the planets and interact with stars. But
you are a trucker and there are things you must
pick up and drop off during your That is yes, Wednesday,
(01:51:41):
we have a Kroc Legend of the Gonobos for Xbox
PlayStation Switch remastered. For the record, Uh, this was a
nineteen ninety seven game remastered and here we are again
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Now if you would like to Crocs were around in
nineteen ninety seven. Oh, I didn't even know that they were.
Just again, I'm assuming they're talking about Crocodile's not. Okay, Okay,
New music coming out.
Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
New albums come out on Friday, and this week we
have a new album from Elton John and Brandy Carlyle
who believes in angels, and also a new album coming
out from La Guns Leopard Skin. It's their time, any okay,
it is their time?
Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
Movies coming to digital this week today we have Paddington
in Peru.
Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Yeah, so if you really want to Paddington, I like
the first Do you like him in Peru? I probably?
I bet you would do it over. I prefer the
book You're not better than everybody? Why would you read that?
When I was a kid, I never.
Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
I heard of the movie got into bear books. I
swear to god, how would you remember you? Did you
have Curious George? I had Curious George. I was a
curious George boy.
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Wait what you could be? Do you look like the
man with the yellow hat?
Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Oh my god, I don't know what that Next Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
They don't say you read George? You didn't George. What
a clown looks exactly like it? Because my nose is
big Jewish man. Be that For Halloween, I'll be George
and I'll hang on you. Yeah, I don't know. That
would be Red Jamie George. That would make way more
(01:53:41):
sense if Jamie hung on me. Okay, Yeah, you can
make this happen. You can make this Okay, I can't wait.
Sorry to your streaming service? Is this week coming to Netflix?
This week tomorrow we get a new Netflix movie called Banger.
This is when a cop ends up recruiting a DJ
(01:54:04):
to infiltrate and bust a quirky criminal gang.
Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
And this may put him back on top with the
hit of his career.
Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Who is the DJ? Back in the day, it would
have been Chris Tucker hilarious. Yeah, then maybe a few
years ago maybe Kevin Hart. So now si DJ, No,
he's not cool enough. I don't know. I got nobody, Timothy,
you don't have the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Oh no, these are all like Netflix. Yeah, sorry, sorry,
I was just trying to play along. No, no, sorry, no,
somebody named Vincent Castle, mister.
Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
V. He sounds like the DJ mister V.
Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
I don't know anyway, So that's tomorrow to Netflix. Coming
Thursday to Netflix, we have a new adult anime, a
TV show based on the Japanese video game. It's called
Devil May Cry. So if you live in that world,
that's important to you. Thursday to Netflix a new series
called Pulse. This is basically their Gray's Anatomy ripoff, so
(01:55:14):
Er Residents Medical Crisises.
Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
They're in a Miami hospital. God, that makes it a
lot bit different, right.
Speaker 3 (01:55:21):
Coming to Hulu on Friday, we have a new limited
series called Dying for Sex. This stars Michelle Williams as
a woman who's diagnosed with breast cancer who ends up
abandoning her husband of fifteen years to start her sexual journey.
Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
That's disgusting. Yeah, Jenny Slate's in it. I know, yeah,
pretty well, get diagnosed with cancer. I'm gonna go bone
a bunch of chicks. Now. I know we've been family
for like decades. But later, why I wouldn't want to
watch it? Why? Why was Emily all in? I wasn't
I just say thinking about it? The cancer part?
Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
Coming to Amazon Prime on Thursday, we have a new
Amazon original, The Bondsman.
Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
This stars Kevin Bacon, who I guess is a Bondsman
and dies, but the Devil brings him back with a
job to do. He must trap demons that have escaped
and send him back.
Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
So I don't know it comes up with that? Is
that a comedy? Is that serious? I don't know. And
finally coming to theaters this Friday, we.
Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
Have scream Boat. Now this you know if I don't know,
if you've seen this kind of stuff going on? Who
was it that they just did it with Winnie the Pooh.
So when the trademark is up, so this is like
Steamboat Willie.
Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
Yeah, yeah, so this is like Mickey Mouse Steamboat Willie,
but it's called Screamboat. She goes to.
Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Yeah, so a New York City ferry ride turns into
a hilarious nightmare's standing out there with a sign. Now everybody,
his blood's on your hands. Steamboat. Coming to theaters this Friday,
we have a Minecraft movie with Jason Momoa Jack Black.
(01:57:18):
So there you go say like that, I don't know,
I weird guy, I know your favorite, but like, well
he's very hot. Yeah, but this looks kind of weird
and it's not for you guys. Excited is gonna have
to go see with her daughter? Minecraft no, she's she's okay.
(01:57:42):
You know what tomorrow is, right, It's Wednesday for doors,
midweek meltdown there. Yes, not looking forward to that. No,
I just have tax season just came. Oh god, come
on dude. Plus, there is a guy in hot water
with his gal all over opening day last week. We're
gonna see what happened, why he's in trouble all tomorrow
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