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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we are, yes, buckle up for this. You're about
to experience this show. How would you like to get
down with some real gangsters.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have my
weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal sensibility
the accountant and room mothers Sky.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor strong.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The enforcer Thor Am I negative all the time? Yeah?
Do I have issues? And dressed in black from head
to toe.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right there.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Today is a tough day for me. It's very pasday,
very bittersweet do today. Today is July eleventh, seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, surp day, pal. You know it's funny. I was
at Vieora yesterday only one a hat.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was there for a while and I said something
to the girl about what data was, and she goes, oh,
it's seven ten because tomorrow seven eleven day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She gets it, gets it. It used to be a
national holiday for me. I am in recovery. Thorn knows this.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean, we we're brothers and So I've been sold
over for seventeen years from drugs and now.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've been sober from slurpies. I don't have a date.
I don't I should.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm not saying it's tough to stop drinking slow breees
and sugar, but I mean drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I can relate. It's been about ten years. I want
to say I stole from my family. Well, I stole
from my friends.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You know it is true. Listen. Is this one of
those things you don't like to talk about. It's hard,
Like I wasn't a psych ward. I was in a
psych ward and should be uh, And I was, and
it was my fault. But I screamed at my parents
and blame them for putting me a sighte word. And
that's one of the things I don't like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well I don't. I don't like to talk about this either,
because it's embarrassing. I was deep in my slurpy addiction
for a long time, where I literally on seven eleven
day would drive around to multiple seven elevens for the
free slurping.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ye yes way, Oh my god, I didn't bad.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You don't need to laugh at me. This is addiction.
Did they laugh at you when you when you tell
that story. Your meetings and things like that depends. I
would if if somebody didn't try to get me back
into my addiction. Let's let me fall off the wagon.
Pal okay, when you steal from a friend, listen. It
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was a mistake, I admit it. Where seven eleven I
would talk about slurperyes a lot because I would get
them all the time. And so seven eleven brought us
a stack, a booklet of free slurpey coupons, and I
handed them to me, which was a mistake. If somebody
handed you a stack for free drugs, would you would
you share them with your friends?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, I'd be And so.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I got handed to stack probably like a hundred free
star and I was supposed to share them not only
with our wonderful listeners, but with the people on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Bottom.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, those suckers went right in my pocket. Did not
share one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I didn't get one. It was bad.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It was bad. I admitted that I went against my morals,
everything I believe in. But that's how bad my addiction was.
And then I decided one day was enough. It was enough.
I was tired of feeling sticky, all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was tired. You tried pouring a slurpy and not
get sticky.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, especially with the way he makes a slurpy, it
could get messy's perfection.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was tired about caring about straws and the colors.
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Did you have to?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, it depends you know what was available. I was
a green man, A green man, I get that. Yeah, yep,
I was carried. I was tired of caring about you
know which flavors? Which ones?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Have?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Where?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Am I going for the best flavor? It was.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It was ever so like with me, Like I would
tell myself, I'm not going to get high today. I'm
not gonna get high. I'm not gonna front. I'm not
going to do it. And then I, before I knew it,
I'd be in the car driving the dealer. You I
wouldn't even know how I got there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Did you ever hit the throws of summer and not
want a surpee? Okay, it's impossible, Well it didn't to me.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It didn't matter if it was day, night, sunny, rainy. Yeah,
and then thor you find yourself I'm not gonna get surpey,
find yourself, drive into a seven eleven, and I even
know how you got this one right there? Yeah, it's
right there.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No, I know, but thor imagine if one day a
year was free drug and alcohol.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Day, that's awesome, Like, I mean, how could you control?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, it was not good. And then so I quit
culture one day was it was a rock bottom moment.
I got full turkey and it was really hard.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I've had a lot of friends who kicked heroin cold
turkey the same. Wait, you have the shakes. I had
a whole thing shake bad bad. You get headaches?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah, I get the phantom brain freeze.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Wait, you'd get brain freeze for no reason. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, the withdrawals are bad.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You should know this.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I went through all these things and I was.
I was clean for about I don't know, maybe like
thirty days. Thirty days clean, so it was still.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A lot of people get thirty days six. I feel
pretty good about myself. Ninety days is usually when you
see a big change.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Not mean so about thirty days in I'm cleaning, sober,
feeling pretty good about my life. Things are changing turn
around for the bad. When I'm sitting back in the office
type type, typing away. Yeah, when all of a sudden
Sky appears Scotch and what does she have in her hands?
Weirdly enough, a slurpy for me would First of all,
(06:01):
Sky never does anything nice for me, so that's that.
Let's be clear.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay, I brought in tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Really weird.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Out of the blue, she decided she wanted a slurpee,
went to seven eleven during work, got herself a slurping,
and she knew how much I loved slurpees, and then
came back, came back and gave me one. That is
really odd because.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Scott doesn't do anything like that, no, never, It is
so true.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It was like diabolical.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I forget why I had to go to seven eleven,
but I had to run out real quick, and it
was a hot summer day, and I was just thinking,
oh my god, how nice would it be if I
came back with slurpeace for everybody. So I'm all like
proud of myself, like everyone's going to be so big.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Friend, throw a bag of cocaine. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I had forgot, So I was thirty days in I
forgot my friend, and so what did I do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I took a sip, and then I realized what am
I doing?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Like, I quit stop this. That taste was good, but
threw it away. Ever since, I didn't even finish it.
I took one sip. Wow, ever since? Usually people will
do that that I know I've done that. Well, yeah,
I fall off the wagon. But it's just got a slip.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But a slip full relapse. Yes, it's always it's always
a full relap. A slip is always a full relap.
But this was the surprise to be able to tell
your obsession. Apparently I got a dealer sitting right next
to me. That is crazy. I can't imagine being thirty
day sober and somebody goes, hey, smoke this bloot, here's
a and here's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
A forty and like blowing it in your face. By
that is weird.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I didn't have any I didn't have any true friends.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That didn't right, I should I should have. You know,
got out of that relationship.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So today is tough for me as I want it. Yeah,
you always want it, But yeah, I know I can't.
I can't. I can't go down that road.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Some people can have it, some some people can do it.
Some people can't. I want the people that you know what, and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's why I'm happy for those of you out there
who can celebrate seven eleven free slippy Day and enjoy
it responsibly.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a good Because I'm four to twenty. I get
really annoyed that I can't smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
See.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh really, that's a sttitude.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's others. Do I have an alcohol Yes, So if
you want to go have a day, go for it. Man,
all day long you could bring.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That's a different day. Stupid your own cup day.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, this is anybody today, No purchase necessary. A free
small slurpy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
A small like a little dixie cup.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right, it's bigger than a dixie cup. And the normal
people that's fine for them.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Me.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I drove to multiple You.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Spend more money on guess, don't care than you could
You could have just got a regular slurpee.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You spend more money, I guess than you did for
your dime bag.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That is a really good point.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
These are all valid points.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You didn't really have a car at that point. Walk
to a park. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
They have the rankings of the best slurpy flavors. That's cute.
Let me get in here, because first of all, I
would never just get off.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wouldn't you just go red or blue?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
First of all, that's an icy you dick.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Sorry, Wow, slurpey with the same thing, you may fight.
I would always be a blue red.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Those are icy different. You only have like two choices.
Those are icy.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You'll only get are at seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Like flavors. I thought like slurpee was their name, Like
I call munchkins, the little mini donuts, I call the munchkins.
You guys, dole there you were as okay, they're.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They're different a minute. So the way I would always
do my slurpe is suicide style suicide.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I've never understood.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You got to start with a coke bass because they'll
always have coke flavor, no matter what. So you start
with a coke base, which is delicious. Then in the
middle you go cherry, always have cherry, and so you
now you got a cherry coke. How crazy is that?
How great is that.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wheel?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, then you top it off with something whimsical, whimsic?
What have we got here? What have we got on
the on the on the menu. Yes please, blue raspberry,
don't mind if I do. Okay, what is that orange?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay? Crazy? Okay, crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So if you were to ask me what are the
best flavors? Yeah, I don't know. You said there's two
that I did not mention that are rare. But when
you find them, go to town.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Pal now you find them? Or are they so special
that you just.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I will will, I will go. I will change the portion,
okay a little bit because it's so special.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You'll get extra.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But it's always the coke coke base in the Yeah, okay, sorry, Emily.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I mean come on, man.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
So if you can find and it was kind of specific,
Bark's root beer flavor. Any root beer flavor will do,
but Bark's root beer or doctor pepper.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Look, wow, so good. I've never even seen those slurpe flavors.
Wow wow, right now when I used to whenever, before
i'd get drugs or alcohol, I'd have to take a dump. Okay,
I don't know why did you ever feel that way
about it before you got a slurpe?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now talking about anyway? So those are the top flavors,
not even Hawaiian punch also nice.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Little whimsical anyway, audible mention. I'll throw that in there.
Go ahead. Wow, Well it's making me, this is making
me want to seriously, he's a dealer over there. You
just have one, really a shot from you? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't want to do a shot, just a little
snipe for work tomorrow either for work.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Tongulu Well, the foody website and publication Mash decided to
put out their rankings of the best flavors in honor
of seven eleven Day, and here are their top five.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Number five vitamin water x x X. I never even
seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The blueberry pop.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
They saved healthier because it's water. No, I don't think they.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't like that. That's what they're doing, well pissed.
Number four best flavor goes to peach, very rare, very rare.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
A few times, it's okay, Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Number three goes to pineapple whip, so it's a slurpy
flavored pineapple crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Never happen your mind.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Number two goes to cherry and they say the number
one best slurpy flavor out there is blue raspberry.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Where's where's coke?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Coke came in number elevel. That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Whoever came up this is an idiot. Why would they
Why would they have it all the time?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Then I don't thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Maybe a deal with.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Came in seventh Eddie, seventh bro.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He's he's having one of those random brain Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, this is definitely not going to be a good
situation here. Emily is upset and offended on another level.
She ever goes another level, you know that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's we've gone to a bad place. But she also
it depends on her mood. So like she'll like eat
something and it's really not that great, but she'll say
it's on another level. So it just depends on Emily.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If a level, though is like baseline and it's like, okay,
that's good, and then she likes it a little bit
more than that baseline, that would actually technically be another level.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But I feel when you say another level.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I understand what a normal person means by that. Okay,
so we just take everything with a grain of salt.
So anyway, she is offended with her man Robert on
another level. Apparently Robert has asked her something that has
offended her.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ask what could he possibly ask?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean, he does things on another level all the time,
an angel, Please give me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
A break, Thanks Dandy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It was just his birthday this past Wednesday, Birthday, Barn Zone,
the Big five to six everybody that and in honor
of his birthday, over the weekend, we were having his
nephew over for dinner to our and I was super
excited about Uncle Robbie, Uncle Shades, and so we're having
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his nephew over for dinner over the weekend. And the
day before I was talking about what I was going
to be making and discussing the menu with rober I'm
cooking dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yes, which I love to do. I love to have
people over and cook for dinner.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I don't know what you're doing with face right now.
I don't need you to do that right now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What what are you You haven't said anything on another level.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I like you're about to do. So I was planning
my menu and realized I have lots of things already
in my freezer. You know, you got to take your
meat out to prep for the dinner. And I had
a bunch of ground turkey and ground turkey.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Don't stop it, well, don't you say it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Ground turkey is the obviously the superstar ingredient for my
famous turkey meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Miss turkey meat, I wouldn't say that we've this famous
actually eaten and almost vomited over.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It, almost vomit.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It looks like bad TV dinner, Like you.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Look like bad TV dinner.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Got him? You got him? It's gray. Yeah, it's great. Yeah,
the color is not that great.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, or had it once that Emily's told us about it.
Emily defended its honor and then made it and brought
it in here for all of us.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It was horrific. That didn't you liked a lot and you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Don't understand her house for dinner.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
And I watched him. He ate the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You watched him. It's delicious.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It's a it's in the regular rotation our house, like
I make it once every probably two weeks, so it's
in the rotation of like you know tacos.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I mean robertson time. So I mean he's got prison food.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It looks like you would like Wednesday night meat loaf
at you know sand Quin. Yeah, it's hand quin. It's
not funny, it's healthy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is that apple sauce? No, that's meat loaf.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Okay, they don't look the same.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And why is turkey meat loaf that much healthier than
red than like? It is very it's not really less.
You can get extremely lean beef, but just make a
regular meat loaf, every one, Watch those giant chunks of
like carrots.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Carrots and onion in it to make it more.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Too big though, it's too big and definitely wasn't moist.
It was too that cardboard. It was not like that.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Listen, I'm gonna make it again and bring.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It please don't.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I won't eat it anyway anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Anyway, I'm planning my menu.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I decided. Robert's nephew, also side note, is healthier.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
He's like a big workout guy and he likes lean
So that's why I'm like, this is perfect. This is
my healthy meat loaf. He's gonna love it. I could
share the recipe with him. All this stuff, right.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He'll be even leaner when he doesn't eat. Yeah, you guys,
enough car loads before he gets there. Oh no, maybe
a protein shaker anything, So okay, Okay, it's gonna be
a short segment.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Okay, so I plan this brilliant. I got potatoes and
make mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Down that road. Potatoes down that road. That was the
Thanksgiving that you can't.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I was gracious enough to invite my family Thanksgiving. You're welcome.
And Robert didn't screw the pepper when I went to
the pepper the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It was his fault. That was when we were all eating. Emily,
her mom, her sister, her nieces and everyone was going, yom, Emily,
these mashed potatoes are great, rubbing their bellies when the
pepper when you get how do you get past the
peppers in there? So like everyone just kind of, you know,
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they don't do that. They like my cookie. Her dad dug.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
For the four hundred times is dad. It's not a
hard name to remember. My dad was in Vietnam, so
it's off too far off. So anyway, meat loaf, matt potatoes.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A salad.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I'm excited. I tell Robert I have this already. We
don't have to go buy more food. We're good to go.
The speeds a crowd, super pumped. And that's when Robert says,
maybe don't make that, and I go what he doesn't care.
He doesn't care, ever, And that's when don't say that,
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because that's when I immediately snap right away the minute
that he says that, I immediately snap and say, what
do you mean, don't make that? I make that all
the time for you and Reed and you guys love it.
Why would I not make something that everybody loves, that's
tried and true delicious for your nephew who's healthier. He's
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gonna love it. He's gonna love it. He's a meat
and potato kid.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Why can't you get the message?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Look at her?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
There is no message.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, she's getting angry by the way. He's a meat Yeah,
so he wants turkey meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't even know that because I know.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
He doesn't like fish. So I feel like you're a
meat potatoes perse, So why not.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Make a turkey meat loaf? Like he's my sixty eight
year old dad. Hey?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh, So I start grilling Robert and asking him why
he doesn't want it, and what what's the problem?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You like it so much? And he says that he
likes it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Still, he just says that he doesn't want that for
when his nephew comes over.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
So I get super pissed off, and like we got
into a massive super pissed off. He can't be honest.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
He's not being honest. He's saying he still likes it.
He's just telling me not to make it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
For that.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
But I kind of can put to and two between lines.
It doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Clearly, I was telling you, please don't poison my Nephewsie
make it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I know you enjoy cooking.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No, I just I just said, he's nicely asking you
not to make it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I know you enjoy cooking. I know you love cooking.
But like some people just aren't good at certain things.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Okay, you can't my favorite thing to do, literally in
the world.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I'm absolutely legitimatic. I love playing baseball, my favorite
thing to do literally in the world. I'm not a
Major League baseball player.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
On another level, I'm done Eddie. I'm done with you,
you and Jamie and Read I'm done with you too.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Wonderpe you ever wonder why reads so skinny?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Are you for real?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You're the You're the eye of the storm way hurricane.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I am making grilled chicken. You happy, Robert.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
There was no flavor in that chicken. This is unfortunate,
well unfortunate. Okay, last time the nephew comes over, stop,
next time he comes over walks, dinner, he everything.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You know, Auntie, Emma, this is delicious.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Give her a thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Guys, we did break down Sky earlier and how she
just does things differently.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Some say weirdly. I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
One of the things that Sky does that she can't
ever seem to figure out is her over explaining things.
You start talking and then you realize, like what's happening,
and then you can't stop. You like dig yourself into
a bigger hole.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It doesn't matter if it's a conversation with an uber driver,
the chick at the taco shop. I remember once my
daughter asked me about like fish laying eggs and of
humans laid eggs when she was like a little little one,
and I could have and I should have, but I
just kept going and going and then basically gave her
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like the birds and the bees talk at like five
years old.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Which so, so.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Eddie's right, this is a flaw that And in my head,
I'm going stop, shut up, stop shut up. But I'm
I'm in it, you know what I mean, And I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
This happens to you all the time. It's pretty wild. Yeah,
well it's happened again, and this time it had to
do with your family car situation.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yes, what is that?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well, so a couple of things about me. If you're
new to the show. Oh, welcome, Eddie, welcome, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So a couple of things.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
First off, my household isn't a very traditional household as
many people in the United States of America know it.
I am the working parent in the house. My husband
stays home, so we are.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
To be at couple. Kids stay home.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yes, she's about to get her drivers so but anyway,
we're not going to analyze that part, just just saying
not traditional. And so since my daughter has been little,
we always try and push like the narrative of equality
and it literally does the eyes of flower you guys,
(24:33):
that's really cute. So so we've always tried to push
that and you know, yes, in other houses.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Down what do you mean you are doing the work
and your husband is staying home?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Parents working.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, I'm just trying to say, like you do everything
gender equality as far as we don't see gender in
the house, It doesn't matter who works and who doesn't work.
Just because other people's moms stay home and your dad
stays home. Doesn't mean it's better or worse than anybody else.
So uh so we try and push that narrative. So
that's one thing. And then the other thing is it
(25:11):
takes us a good two to three years to make
any major decision.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So like this.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oregon vacation we talked about earlier this morning that we
just booked. We've been talking about that Oregon trip for
like three years. So any major purchase is gonna take
years of discussion. So the other night, even though we
know this isn't gonna happen for at least a year,
we were talking about when we buy our next car.
(25:38):
The car my oho, so that's the car I drive.
It's a couple years old. The car my husband drives
is had just hit the ten year mark, so and
ten years.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
She doesn't drive anywhere.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
No, he drives a little bit like home depot drop
offs pick ups.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So within afe.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And she says pick ups very loosely. Yeah, yeah, sometimes
I sometimes, Well it depends what the pickup is.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
He's he's school pickup guy. I'm after school activity pickup gal.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But did he stayed home dead?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Shouldn't he be doing after school activity?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're not going to go into that we don't make
any we're not.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Gonna do We're not going to do that right now.
That we're not that right now. So the other night,
over dinner, we're talking about his car hitting ten years
and how we're gonna get it, probably get a new
car in the next year to two years. So we
got to start planning and putting away money to get
ready for that, this, that.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And the other.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Right again, we talk about things way in advance than we.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Need and putting away money.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well, yeah, just like, okay, we can't take an extravagant
vacation because we know we want to buy a car
in like a year. This is just how we work. Okay,
don't don't again, don't have plenty? Okay, you don't know
how much money I have.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's by lottery scratchers again, stop bringing up Okay, can
we not right now? Can we not talking about? Has
ever had that conversation two years from now when we
get a new car?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You got to say, if you got to get ready,
I think it's responsible. So anyway, so we're having the
conversation about getting a new car, and that's when you know,
after we talk about saving blah blah blah. I start
talking about the kind of new car I want, and
that's when my daughter is confused. Now I don't know
if she's really confused or if she's mom passive aggressive confused,
(27:40):
but she's confused and asked the table, well, if we're
replacing dance car, why isn't Dad getting the new car?
And that's when, without thinking, I just blurret out, oh, well,
I always get the new car and Dad gets my
old car.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
And that is true as I've known you. You always,
whenever you get a new car, the boo gets the
hand me down car and you get you drive the
new car, yes, And I always just equate that as well,
you drive more and you drive further. So I guess
it just sort of made sense to me. I never
really questioned it either.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, and I said it out loud. And then that's
when my daughter, in the house of equality, says, well,
why doesn't Dad get the new car.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's a good question, because I mean, not like your
car's old. You've had it for two years. Yeah, no,
it's it's an many miles.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
You think you got on that thing?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh dirty?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Maybe, So it's it's still fairly new. Yeah, yeah, no issues.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Now in a year, two years.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It's still no issues. It'll still be a nice you
go on road trips. Oh god, you you're never going
to drive that thing anywhere?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You know? Crazy?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So that's a really good, really interesting to love one.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So that's when I start, I go, oh, I got this,
I got this?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And I start talking about how to.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Say to say shut upness?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know that's not how it works in my house. Again,
I have to explain, make sure everyone's.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I said, don't worry about it. That's what I would say,
don't don't worry about this.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It is.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh no, I got to get in there for what
and explain and over explain no, no, And so that's
where I think I got it nailed. And I'm well,
he does projects. He goes to home depot all the time,
so you know, he needs like an older car, so
if it gets beat up, he doesn't feel bad about it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Like he's on the job site. Just a bold face
a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's there's there's like a fraction there. But that's when
she really caught me in and she goes, but isn't
your car like a small car that doesn't fit things.
So that's why we never take it to home.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, you don't have you don't have a truck.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, no, no, it's it's it's it's it's a small car.
There's like no trunk in it because it's a hybrid.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Get data to a Tacoma or something. Yeah, well she
got me.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And I wanted so badly to just kind of say
that's the way it is, or because mom works.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Or quality. But but again the equality there again, guy's
not allowed to have a new car.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So does mom always get the new car?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah? Why, I'll tell you what, Edie. You want to
know a household that has equality. My wife drives a
brand new Toyota Tundra. Oh yeah, I drive the standard
Toyota Corolla. Wow, that's equality. Okay, I could drive that
time to my wife can get it.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, but you also have a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I mean you got like two vehicles. I mean if.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
She rides the motorcycle as well, the boo goo's in
my car as well too, he said, shotgun.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Just saying you want quality. Okay, that's not can you
not right now?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I don't need you piling on when my daughter is
shooting daggers into my soul because she knows that maybe, maybe,
in this one scenario, I'm being a little.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
If the boo goes to the job site as much
as he.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Does the job side the house, get him a new truck.
Guy deserves it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Me if that's the reason, If you're sitting here explaining
to your daughter, all, well, and that's what you get
him a truck, why would that be so bad? You
have a newer car. I know that you've done it
this other way in the past.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I get the new car. But why Yeah, Eddie's got
a hook up at Ford. You could him and him
and the boo could gorgeous him and the book book
getting f one fifty deal. I'm with you, honest, What
do you mean you're with What do you mean you're
with here's the one bringing home the bacon.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh wait, I would have just told my daughter that's
the way it is. Case clothes, Mamma gets the new car.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's in your world, which is, you know, somewhat normal.
Not really, it's harsh. It's a harsh reality. It's a
but if you're in the equality world, see my sweatshirt,
that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Take the sweatshirts.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Just stop, get over the equality thing. Mom is bringing
money she needs. Well, then maybe he could step up
and start driving more and she'd give him the new car.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's not how they were, I know, I know in
someone else's world, when someone got a new Bronco, I
don't remember Eddie driving it to work. I remember it
being debors. That's equality in the fawning household. I he
asked me, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, really, so we're just never gonna address this again
and then hopefully no one remembers it.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In about a year, we'll get you some great office
carr and he'll have.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
He'll always have a car.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, Well, we had big changes take place in the
building last week and it's not going well, to be
honest with you, So we talked about this a while ago,
that we have been told that we have to clear
out all of our appliances and there was a big
studio cleanup. Basically what was going on where they kind
(33:10):
of want to whitewash everything, take out anything that has
color in it. It doesn't create a business. I realize
that that's the way they want it. And so you
were like that, I don't care whatever if that's what
you want to do, it is all right.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
We'll take the knickknacks down.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
But the thing that bothered me was, for I mean
twenty years, we've had a mini fridge in the studio
that Emily uses. And then we added a microwave and
we added a toaster in that room because again, we
don't have a lot of time in the morning to
eat food and warm things up and things like that,
and the mini fridge has just always been in there.
(33:48):
We've always had one. And so they said, oh, you
know what appliances, they gotta go. There's too big of
a risk that you'll shut down the entire radio station
that toaster plug Oh no breaker.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I go, well, that's not good. I mean, like, that
can't be right. And I said that, you know, you
realize that fridge has been plugged in. It's been different.
You know, we've got an upgrade. Yeah, but it's basically
we've had a fridge plugged in there for twenty years
and never had an issue. But all of a sudden,
gotta go, and we're.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Like, oh, geez, alright.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I tried to throw my weight around a little bit.
Didn't go very far. Unfortunately, and so I lost that battle.
I tried to fight it mainly for Emily because Emily
like prepares these wild breakfasts in the morning where she
you know, gets got a full blown like cutting board
in there and up and yeah. I mean it's it's
(34:46):
a production like a omelet station. It's like a mother's
day brunch in there.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
You know what I mean, it really is, you know what.
It was never that big of a deal. I always
did it very quick, cleaned up after myself. I mean,
I had it down. I had my situation, I understand.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, And so unfortunately it didn't work out. And so
we now have a whole separate room where we've had
to move our microwave and our toaster, and then we
just put the mini fridge back in the office where
Sky and I are in. Yeah, and it's it's not
working out on several fronts. Number One, I keep my
(35:21):
water in the mini fridge every day, and I cannot,
for the life of me, remember to bring it with
me when I come down to the studio. And so
every morning I walk in here and then I go
into Emily's studio to hand her something. That's when I
normally would get my water I've been doing the same
thing for twenty years. So I go in and I go,
(35:42):
damn it. Every morning time I go to get the
fridge and I look at this empty space down I'm like,
I cannot do it.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
And it's such a habit that, like, I feel weird
that you're not grabbing something out of the fridge because.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
My back is turned towards him.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
On my back is turned towards him normally, and he
will set me next every day that's the next to
me and then goes to the it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I feel like, I feel weird, like something's not something, and.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So then I say damn it. And then I have
to walk all the way back to our office, which
again is not that far, but it's annoying. Yeah, so
I gona go back and get my watering and it's
just it's ridiculous. But really the main issue is what's
going on again with our girl Emily. Yeah, she makes
what we affectionately known as fart eggs. Yeah, she cooks.
(36:32):
She cooks up these eggs in the microwave. It's egg white.
She puts in, like she said, veggies which are like
broccoli and stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
So it has a bunch of spinach.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Spinach is in there.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Sometimes mushrooms will be in the mix.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Onion.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I have my dried minced onion that I sprinkle the top.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Discuss it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, fart eggs is a dead on description.
There are no better words for it than far very.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
She actually admits it this time.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh yeah, I get that they smell, but like it's
just a smell that I become accustomers, and it's the
smell of health.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Health doesn't smell like health, doesn't.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I mean, I'm the epitome of health. I would know,
I would I would know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And according to what Thor heard in that bathroom that day, but.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Oh my, hear anything in that bathroom?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
What are we doing that? I drink alcohol? Probably too much.
We don't need to go there.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Oh no, that's not we didn't go.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
We don't need to go there in the bath You
don't need to At that time.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That day, you didn't stop winking at me.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
God, So it smells like it when we go into
your studio. When we walk in there, it hits you
like a ton of bricks. When she makes her fart eggs,
which is almost every morning, I'd say probably at least
four times a week. Yeah, it hits you like a
ton of bricks.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
It's so bad that even though it was contained to
her stew video, there was a point like a year
maybe two years ago when the studio right next door
to her decided they needed to do an investigative report
to figure out where the smell was coming from. And
that was just from Emily opening the door and closing
the door.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
I don't even think that was what that was from.
I think it was from being an event.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Studio.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
So so. I mean, even with it contained there, it
was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
But that's what she wants to eat, and you eat
it every morning.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I do.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I eat light in the morning. I like to eat
something healthy like that. It makes me feel good. I
don't feel wayed down. It's a smell of health, thank
you very much. I don't like yogurt. Like yogurt, it's
not enough anyway, A little thing yogurt. I never got
people that eat little thing would never fill me up.
(38:54):
I'd always be hungry.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
She literally said, you don't want something to light you the.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Way you got something to fill me up, but not
weigh me down, you know what I mean? Like the
way Beggie's taking up space in my belly, the.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Way she just talked about you eating yogurt. Was the
look she had on her face when Robert ordered the
cop salad for dinner at the steakhouse. It was the
exact same look.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Of the like how could you?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
So, now that we've moved the microwave and toaster down
the hall into a whole separate room, it is a
shared space. So all of the different radio stations in
our building, and what do we have? Seven? I think
I don't even know six, I forget. Yeah, so they
all shared the same space. And then when we moved
this microwave in there, I had a few people go, oh,
(39:37):
so is that community? Like everybody can use it. Now
we have a kitchenette that has a microwave, it has
airfrer has all these things. But this is closer to
the studios, right, And so they asked, is it community?
And I go, well, I guess, so, I mean, what
am I gonna say?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
This is only ours? Yeah, that's weird. So I said, yeah, sure,
if you want to zap something, I don't have a
problem with it. And so I guess other people now
are using our microwave.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, it is a big deal because the complaints are
starting to come in what Emily has been making in
the morning and the fart egg smell, which is now
completely taken over the building.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Dude, everybody's talking about it another level, another level.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, they can't understand that you're consuming.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
That because, like you, they know it's me.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think we all know, like every once in a
blue moon, you'll go into your work kitchen and there'll
be a funky smell like some that.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, but that's like you'll get that like once a month.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
But now with Emily making her fart eggs almost daily,
like this is becoming a thing.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's bad.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah. So the last couple of times I've cooked him
in there, I've tried to do it earlier before people
are stirring around more. What does that mean, like before
somebody's going to go in there, like before people usually
try to eat, and I go in there and I yeah,
like run seven, which is like I feel like people
don't eat until like eight ish. I don't know, I'm
basing that on nothing because I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Know what the other shows do.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
I don't know what everybody does.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I just know what we do and we don't even
eat till n yet.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
You guys don't need you guys are weird. You guys
don't need to We're weird.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm not hungry yet.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
So I've been trying to get in there like seven
and like do it, and then I'll close the door.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I think closed the door, and then I.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Cook it up and the minute they're done, I leave
out of there and then close the door behind me
again so that like so that it doesn't go in
the hallways. I'm not wanting it to go in the hallway,
and so I hurry up and get back in my
studio so that doesn't leave a trail.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
But clearly that's not working.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, No, it's bad.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, but I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Can we stop with the fart eggs?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I don't know what else I'd eat.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I mean there's other foods.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Banana that's not gonna fill me up? The same thing
is damn yogurt banana should get crazy and do that.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
What's wrong with that? I don't know. It's like offend it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
That does make sense.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, I do a bagel every day, gain is allion pounds.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
That's like sky. Yeah, that's what sky does. It's insane.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Got a bagel on the way right now, So I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Anyway, I like, yeah, So I can't figure this out
for the life.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
There's literally nothing else you can.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I mean, do regular eggs. It's Is it the fact
that it's egg whites? Is that smellier or.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Any kind of egg in ac eggs smells bad?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I think so, right, I mean, I think I personally
don't know, but I believe the broccoli is the number
one offender.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I believe the other things smell.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Too, because the egg eggs are very sult that have
that sulfur fart smell, especially the one. And then you
add broccoli to it, then yes, double doozy, Yes, assault, double.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Doozy, double dooey. You don't, don't. I don't care for it.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So, Eddie, do you think she could just take a first,
a baby step of just removing maybe the broccoli?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Is there another veggie you can?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Oh? She loves she sucks asparagus.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
I don't like asparagus that much. I like it, okay,
but not in my eggs growing asparagus.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Oh, I love it, obviously, I guess I could try
to get rid of the broccoli, if that will be
less offensive. I could do that for people. But I
don't think I could budge any other way. And I
don't think the spinach. I don't think the spinach smells.
So I had thought about sneaking a microwave back in
my studio.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Not in your mind, I mean, it's a company policy.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
What do you mean talking?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
I thought about getting a littler one, and like putting
it behind my content makes no sense, right a little.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
If you're gonna lose your job over a microwave, maybe
your heart eggs.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Rather lose my job than gatazillion pounds like any other
like a bowl, or don't say that you know what
happened with that damn che seol some p one.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I appreciate you, whoever you are.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
He set me because we had talked about this a
little bit before. He set me, Hey have you heard
about chi as seed pudding or something like that? And
I went porridge, porridge, porridge, and I go, no, what's that?
And he like explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He goes, it's really delicious.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well, I don't know. So I went to the store
bought chia seeds with and like googled recipes made overnight
shea porridge. It was the most disgusting. I mean, you
put seeds in a bowl and put oatmeal oat milk.
What about you do that creamal weed a little bit
(44:42):
like that?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Sas Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Can I add brocoli to cream a weed?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Stop with broccoli?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
My broccoli?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Broccoli? Seven am broccolies?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
I do?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I do.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You're gonna have to figure something out because.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
You like multiple You'll have to tell me who's talking
about me?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I mean the building. Yes, yeah, it's not what it is.
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, yeah, we gotta find you more options.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
I know screwed. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'm screwed.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's not good. This is a pretty wild question. But
everybody's going to have an answer to this because I
don't care who you are, I don't care what you do.
You're good at something, right, we would hope. Well, there's
a question out there asking what do you think you
are better at than eighty percent of the population? Where
(45:35):
that number came up? I'm not really sure eighty percent,
But what is it you believe you were better at
than eighty percent of the population? Wow? What would that
be for you, Sky, I.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Considered a few things. Organization.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I feel you're better than I think about that though
eighty percent of the Yeah, I don't know if I
can say that confidently. I'm good, But that's that's it's
a high number. There's people who do that professionally for
a living. Voice shut up.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Seeing potential in real estate.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I mean, come on, dude, that's again people's jobs that
are incredible at that. But there's incredible I.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Mean, really, anybody can get the real estate licenses.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
There's not what I'm saying, a small percentage of them
that are incredible at me, and I believe I'm part
of that.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
There's no way but shut up. Small, small hit, but
the number.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
One, hands down. Even when you guys try to mock me,
I can still outdo you with passive aggressive comments. Thorm
will be like, oh, and then Sky's gonna say something
like this, and then I'll say what.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I really say, and you're like, yep, that's it girl.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I mean I don't have an argument the other ones
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Argued, but passive aggressive win. Thank you you guys, Emily.
What do you think you are better at than eighty
percent of the population.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
I feel like, and this has kind of been proven
on the show that I'm pretty incredible at parallel parking.
Like I get off when I go to parallel park
I am so, I'm sorry, Like I get so excited
what I nail it?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I do?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
But eighty percent, I think what you're saying, like professional drive,
there's stunt drivers who can.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Drifters drift stunt drivers drifters, those are in the twenty
percent above me. I'm saying eighty percent of the population,
the normal people. I'm the best parallel parker of normal people. Yeah,
because you said eighty percent of the population, that means
I'm saying that twenty percent is better than me.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, yes, I'm talking about those preparations.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Percent is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yes, you're in the twenty percent of the population.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yes, wow, you believe that.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I do believe that.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Hands down.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Can you drift into a spot? No, go fast, I
rip it and get into a spot.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
No, I'm just talking about normal every day squeeze yourself
into a tiny spot parallel parking.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I can nail do you ever?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Do you always get it on the first pull?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah? Always?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Wow, there's there's times when you can't get it. It's
impossible to get it on the first try because it's such.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
A small spot. If yeah, they can figure it out,
can nail it really good at that?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Nothing else?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No, you really you don't think they're definitely not cooking because.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
You're I was praying she didn't say that, because we
would have.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I wanted to say how fast I can cook, but fast.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Cook faster.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
But I can move and groove and whip something together
in the kitchen real quick.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
But I didn't be good.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I think it's good. I didn't say that. I think
that's what I'm great at.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
That. No, we're not going there. What about walking?
Speaker 3 (48:50):
I feel like you walk faster than eighty percent sport.
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
So I don't think you wouldn't you wouldn't win a
gold what I want to?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
But I've seen those walkers. I've seen those weird fast walkers.
I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
They do.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Never looked them up.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Do they do the shimmy like they have this weird
walk somehow goes so fast?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, it's wild for me.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
I have a couple of things that I feel like
I'm oddly good at. One of them is packing a car.
I'm really good at packing. Oh, like I can make
stuff fit that. You're like, how did you make that fit?
Speaker 6 (49:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And I'm like really good. I'm like really good at
like a Jenga style packing a car.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Would you say you're good at Jenga?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Uh, because it's kind of and it's not Jenga Tetris, oh, Tetris,
which I'm pretty good at Tetris.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
But that's more of a speed thing. Mine is precise.
Oh okay, yeah, where there's not going to be an
inch of space anywhere, Like I've packed it in those Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
It is kind of wild when you guys go up
to Norcow for Christmas and you bring all the gifts,
like sort of.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Look forward to it. Packing the car up, yeah, because
I can. I can nail that thing. Oh my god, suitcases,
golf clubs, I got presence in there, and it's all
in there, and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Nailed it. Just shoving it in my car, no way,
no way, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
So I'm really good at that. But I mean, come on,
I truly believe you put me in a competition with
the world's most knowledgeable Star Wars fans. I'm finishing in
the top twenty percent. I'm finishing in the top.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Twenty percent Star Wars Trivia top twenty.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Without a doubt. I mean, I'm not even not even
blinking an eye. Really, I might win. That's not confident.
That's not confident. That and there's cycles out there that
no more than me. So i'll give you that. But
top twenty percent easy, Wow, easy. I'm wearing today.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's a deep shirt. It's like, actually figure.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
The old school. Incredible. Okay, incredible, So I'm going with that. Okay, four,
What are you better at than eighty percent of.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
I would say I would say I'm one hundred percent
better than most of the population at complaining and getting deals. Yeah,
no doubt, No one's gonna find no nothing. I was born.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
I was.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Some people were born into greatness, and when it comes
to complaining and getting deals, I was because I come
from the two of the greatest ever do with my
mom and my dad.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
So then they are in the top twenty percent too.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Oh that is true?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Are you better?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Have you eclipsed?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'll be honest with you, this is tough.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
You know they're listening.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'm gonna put you up against Big Vic on a
car lot a dealership. Who's coming out with the best deal.
I think, I think we're a better team. No, I
don't want to.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
So here's the deal. And in the same vein, if
you put me up, ask my mom with complaining to
like an airline service. This is tough. You're going down
because my mom will still write letters. Yeah, this is
tough because I'll still ask for their advice. But that
being said, I feel like I've eclipsed both of them
with these things.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Really, I think you just do it more often. They
don't really care as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I wouldn't say that you know a lot. Here's why
I feel like I've eclipsed them. But they'll say no
because they have more time on their hands to complain
and get deals done. They have nothing going on, so
if something happens, they'll go as far as they can go.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
I thought you were gonna say you are better at
most of the population about trying to figure out who
looks like somebody.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I mean that also is You're right, it's an innate ability.
But here's the thing though, here's the thing though, I
don't know why I have this gift. It was given
to me, you know, by God. But the problem is
not everyone looks like somebody. So if you tell me
what was that person look like, they may not look
like somebody, but most But if somebody looks like somebody,
(53:02):
I could tell you.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
But you also get in trouble with it because sometimes
somebody will look like a non attractive celebrity, which.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Anyway, So yeah, those are two things I'm very gifted at.
If you're useless in society.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Okay, Well, the thread went viral and people had a
lot of things to say, from serious stuff to crazy stuff. Uh,
lots of picking the fastest line at the store. There
were a lot of parallel parking. There you go, untangling things,
bissing their way out of situations, looking you directly in
(53:38):
the face, but being able to tune you out at
the exact same time you're that.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I feel like I I try to listen, but you
could tell he's uninteresting. We know when you're out. You
guys do, but more people don't.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'll be like, oh, okay, really.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
You don't think that. That's so what I'm really good at.
I'm really good at handing off a conversation to somebody else.
I have seen you do that, like I do that
to Sky recently and somebody was talking to me, and
I think I just went, oh, well, sky's really you know,
she knows, and I just walked and he literally walked
out of the room.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
He does having a good internal clock and finally packing
groceries the proper way up the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
I'm pretty good at that.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
And now the show is happy to bring you or
I have some respectors midweek meltdown men.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Yeah, I have no idea what's going on with him
this week. Sometimes we'll give a little preview of things.
Sometimes we'll know what's happening with the irritable things like that.
I have no idea what this week is got I'm
going this this time. I don't know a part here
Edward falling apart?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
What do you mean if you could tell we have
our cameras out and you could tell my left eye
is looking a little bad, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
I've been dealing with this eye issue pretty much all week.
Where on Monday you came in, it was swollen, it
was droopy.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, and it hurt, and then yesterday it's still hurt,
doesn't hurt as much today. I haven't been rubbing it
as much, but it looks bad.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
It's very red, puffy. Well you got pink eye. What
do you got going on?
Speaker 2 (55:32):
They I don't know. I went to the doctor. I've
gone twice and they haven't told you. I'm on antibiotics.
So one doctor said pink eye. Another doctor says, they're
not sure that think it might just be an infection.
But I've been washing my hands. I'm good. But that's
not what we're talking about. Falling apart. I need to
tell a story. So this is I can't believe I'm
(55:53):
going to tell the story in the air, but this
is what we do, and I'm going to tell this story.
I have no notes, no notes today, guys, stack, I'm
gonna ran about something. Yeah, but this is just something
I need to get out. I about a month ago,
I started to get this weird irritation on my penis.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh no, what is this rant?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Turned?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
What are we doing? I mean, I didn't even start
to write. Is it a doctor segment? What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Right? I'd like to.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Say, I want to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Can we wrap up the show or the whole entire
show to go home?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
What a weird irritation on my penis? So it freaked
me out and I started googling a lot, which is
a bad sign for the vickery. Yeah, which is not good.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
That's not going to turn out well.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
So I started googling and getting I got tested for everything,
which is weird because I'm married. But I was so
freaked out about something wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
So do you go to the doctor?
Speaker 2 (56:56):
I went to the doctor, took a look at it
contract and I've gone to the doctor, not one, not twice,
three times. So the first time went to the doctor.
The monkeys. I don't have monk aids.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
That would be I'm trying to diagnose this.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Okay, Yeah, he said he went to a doctor three times, so.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
I think, you know, well, are they looking? Are they
testing him for that?
Speaker 2 (57:19):
I don't know. I don't I don't think monkey AIDS
was in the blood work. Yeah, I don't think that's
a regular tests on their part. So first doctor looks
at it kind of annoyed. I was even there, but
I'm like, hey, there's an irritation male or female. Male.
Second doesn't matter, like they did they need a little
like Mike, they don't need. Can I get through this? Sorry,
(57:42):
I'm trying to Can I get through this? How are
you trying to help me. They didn't use raccoon tools
that they used for the babies. They didn't use to
like at Rady's. No, they didn't use that, no baby tools.
I won't tell the story. I'll stop that.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
Come on, Emily.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Were So a week goes by, irritation is still there
and kind of uh hurts a little bit when I
go to the bathroom, not like just not just discomfort.
Go back to the doctor and I see this doctor
and he says I have a thing called ureth theritis.
(58:23):
And I'm like, huh, okay, arthritis of the penis in
the I guess in like the urethra. I don't know
if it's arthritis, but it's not good. And that's why discomfort,
and that's why there's irritation. Like, Okay, this makes sense.
He gives me, gives me antibiotics, should knock it out.
I take the antibiotics for a few days. Nothing's changing.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
This is kind of crazy that you haven't brought this up,
because usually tell us everything. You tell us too much.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Buckle up, big guy, there's war. Nothing's changing, and it's
not gonna worse. It's just not getting better. And I
tell my my wife obviously knows what's going on. I
tell her everything she does and we're out and she says,
(59:11):
maybe you have like a yeast infection going on. My wife.
I love my wife, but she definitely thinks she's a doctor.
But why because you've met her. I mean, she works
in healthcare.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
She thinks she's also a first responder.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
You know, she'll like.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Ye she draws people's blood. She doesn't have an m D.
I mean, what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2 (59:38):
So so we go to CVS and she gets me
yeast cream.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Wait, like female yet reading the problem?
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Why would you just listen to her? So let me explain.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
I do.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
You could message a doctor on the Kaiser app that
I use, and the doctor I messaged said, because this
happened to me a couple of years ago, and he said,
use what the medicine you used last time? And I go,
I don't remember what that medicine was, and neither and
I was looking through all my medical records and I
couldn't find it. So we assumed it was this yeast cream.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Dude, what I mean, this is an assumption, Like I'm
not putting nothing down in that area, man, Like I
gotta be real, like you gotta be the top doctor
in the field to prescribe me something.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
To me to trust. I trust my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I love and trust my wife as well. But if
my wife goes, hey, when you squeeze this tubeish of
you know, crest in your penis or whatever, I'm gonna
be like, you don't know what you're talking about. No,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
She's so confident when she's talking about No, it makes
you believe. Buy the yeast cream. We go home and
I was just gonna put it around the penis. Well
you can't. You got a urethraw problem. So she says, no,
you squeezed the tube and put it in. So I did,
are you? And so hard? And a day or two
(01:01:11):
and I did, And I go, how many times should
I do this? I said, that's my wife and she
goes her prescription. Say you're talking to her, my wife, says.
Hailey says, I guess as many times as you want.
Oh my god. So on Sunday I did it about
five or six times. Monday, like, what the hell? Monday,
(01:01:38):
I wake up and I try to go to the
bathroom and it's the most excruciating pain I've ever had
in my life. Like like ten degree burns on the
tip of my penis. I then I then go to
the doctor and I go, I tell the doctor what's
(01:01:58):
going on. And the doctor says, you put yeast infection
medicine in your penis, and I said yeah, and she goes,
you realize a vagina has different tissue than a penis.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Okay? So then I said, so then she tells me
to drop my pants because she wants to see a doctor.
It doesn't bother me. I get it, I get it.
I don't care. Doctor is a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Maybe when they looked at your body parts, they thought
it was a vagina, But when you're.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Walking around with a box of monasterats, they're like, oh, guy,
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Kind of scooch up in the stotimes.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
You gotta speak to them all the way, all the
way down, all the way down.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Oh my god, can I tell you something else about
this idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Hey, this is my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I know I know what we're ranting about yet, but
by the way, uh, this idiot tells me on Monday that,
you know, he's got this I issue and he goes,
he goes, yeah, you know, Haley had some cream or
something that I rubbed in there, and I thought about it,
and I go, you just rubbed some randow.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
It was an antibiotic eye, but you don't know what
it is, and you don't know if that's what you mean.
But two things I'm not messing with. And I got
two eyes and penis issues right now. So the doctor
pants down and this was her shriek. This was her
exact word, your poor penis. Did they cut it off? No,
(01:03:37):
they didn't cut it off. But I have as of
right now, I have a chemical burned on my penis.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I don't even know what to say, do I.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
This is the most try to go to the bathroom.
When I just want to try to go the bathroom,
It's almost impossible. I'm in there screaming silently for my pain.
Ass that's how much it hurts. My penis is in
so much pain because of my wife. I will never
listen to her again. I trust her again. You cannot
(01:04:16):
told me to put the yeast infection cream in my penis.
But my poor penis, as doctor jokes would stay, I
have no words.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It's dumb and dumber.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
So now I'm gonna be on a steroid to help
with the inflammation. Getting that today after the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
And make it bigger.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I mean, it's not that steroid. It's an inflammation because
my urethra is very inflata and I have a chemical burn.
So I have a chemical burn on my penis and
I can't see out of my left eye. That's what's
going on in my life right now. Guys. There was
no rant today other than I want to cry because
of my penis.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Well it is leaking from your eye. Maybe a penis
too related?
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, excuse me. Okay, maybe you need something, but I
got to go to the bathroom. You're not going to
so if you hear me scream out, you know what's
going on there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Move on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You don't know how to move on me. I don't
want to in so many ways?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Do I not want to be? Thank you? Thank my wife? No,
I'm not going to because you listen to her so
well never I never will again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
But anything, so, I keep thinking, Emily is one of
our closest friends, you know, I mean, we're really tight.
I I thought, but these things keep happening and and
it's it's really kind of offending us, and it's hurting
our feelings and we can't figure you out. The big
bone pick with you. So we remember when you were
(01:06:03):
first began on this show, the year one, when you
had a surprise party and we didn't make the list.
We did, We weren't invited to this surprise party, which
was very hurtful.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Well I didn't. I HiT's HiT's the key word there,
Eddie is surprise. I understand that I had nothing to
do with it. Maybe, I mean I didn't know about it.
I wait, I understand that aspect of it. But I
would imagine the persons that threw you the party, if
they're putting the other list and and you know you're
you know, talking about who you you know, you like
(01:06:39):
and who your friends are, they would probably make you
know the list and have us beyond it. I mean,
I didn't sit at home prior to the party listing
all my friends for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
For no reason.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, but it wasn't like I was creating a list.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
For possible you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, But to Eddie's point, once we did not get
the invite, it definitely led us to think, oh, when
she's at home talking fondly about certain people, clear, we
are not on that list of the fondly people.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
We we we let it go though, because you're right,
you didn't make the list, Robert.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It's still things a little billion years ago billion.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
And then let's recall how Emily and her family own
a ranch and they have this ranch and every year
Emily goes to it and has like time blast and
in the middle of nowhere, and there's a pool, and
she always talks about, oh, yeah, it's great. You know,
(01:07:42):
our friends come up and it's always awesome, and we're
always like, well, how come we don't.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Well she always goes, well, have you guys out, We
have you guys, Have you guys year any time you want?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Yeah, and we never would never get invited.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah, yeah, But the.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Next time came and it was her and the whole
group of people and trailers and camping and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I mean I think that that one was a collaboration
because it was one of my other friend's birthdays and
I think it was Robert's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Multiple every year.
Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You keep saying, I mean it's every year we brought
it up. I mean for many years. Oh she's not
going to disagree about that, okay, uh, And I mean I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Don't really think you guys are going to want to
go to my ranch.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
I mean we've said it. I don't know how many times.
I don't think we'd have a fun time. You don't
think we'd have fun. I think I have last But
I mean, okay, well then this is the ultimate. This
is the ultimate.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Now we know where we stand with Oh, it is
clear now where we stand.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Because oh yeah, Emily talked about last week about how
she was going to be staying at her aunt beach house.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
God how much the family owed.
Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I mean they have ranches, beach houses all.
Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
On those place since I was a little girl.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
What happened to you?
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Wanted eleventh of a ranch?
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Eleventh my cousins, Well, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I'm just saying, like you have all these family members
who have all these things. Yeah, then there's you. Anyway,
So your aunt hass beach house and you were planning
on staying there this weekend, and you brought it up
to us, and we were like, oh wow, that sounds
pretty cool, like well, you know whatever. We were talking
to you about it a little bit, and we even said, oh,
(01:09:27):
you know, are you having friends out there? Like could
we come by and check it out or whatever? And
you told us verbatim, No, we're not really having friends.
It's just gonna be the three of us and we're
just gonna be out there hanging out. Maybe my mom
and your stepdad might swing by, but that's it. That's
it said. Okay, that's cool, sounds nice little get away
(01:09:49):
for you. Okay. Then yesterday we find out that not
only did your mom and stepdad swing by, but multiple friends,
multiple groups, did come by the beach house and hang out.
So it's blatant at this point that you hate us.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
It's not blatant.
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I don't want to hang out with us outside of work.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Did you get in? Get in?
Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I'm five minutes off the road. I mean, like, I mean,
I'm right there.
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
You latantly said you'd really love to see this place,
check it out for like the weird real estate value
of it, like I need to know. But I mean,
it's it's blatant.
Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
It's not blatant. And there's there's reasons.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
There's reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Supposed to be my mom and my stepdad and my
sister and my niece were going to come back the
great and it was just gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Be Chill's house, be anywhere with them.
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Yeah, So true.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Absolutely, Wow, She's invited me out places, she has fans,
she's invited you dancing. I don't I don't think that's true.
Last time somewhere my party when everybody was hammered, she dancing.
She's never sent you a text on a Friday and said, Eddie,
would you like to come?
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Won't give you a number?
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Eddie? When was the last time Emily invited you somewhere once?
That's so sad.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
So that's it was only supposed to be us in
my mom my family, right. So we were excited about
that because it wasn't like, let's invite a bunch of people,
let's have a list, let's have to make all this
food and all this stuff. Friday afternoon, my friend Fletcher,
who have known since I school, randomly texts me because
you were going down there and says, hey, I'm bored,
I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna cruise, buy and give
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Robert a gift. She came by Friday night. That was
the only human and then.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
A friend.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I love how it doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
She was a stop by, and then there was Saturday.
She stayed a couple hours. Boy, but that's not a
stop I didn't have to buy the extra food, didn't
have to do anything, and it was just a random
stop by.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
And then, I mean, we weren't asking you to I
don't want you to make I don't want you to
make it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Saturday. It wasn't supposed to be our friend Keith and
his wife Holly. And maybe it was supposed to be
them because they were supposed to be doing something else.
And I guess somehow in the back or whatever, Keith's
plans fell through and he reached out to Robert later
and then they came by.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
It's okay, So what did I say that was wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
You just.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Were they were supposed to come, that his plans. It's all,
you know. He was never supposed to come. He was
always did.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
But you still have people come visit you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I did, I did.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I wasn't friends, wasn't friends.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Game didn't have the right food, wasn't like food situation.
You feed people when they come to your house.
Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I mean you don't have to should bring a sandwich,
drinking drink of beer, hang out to check out the water.
Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I mean, there's plenty of places to get pizzas and
tacos all right there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
By the bay.
Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I can understand.
Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
I mean, I'm not des I can I can order
Emily to your house right, many many, many many times.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Interesting bak break. Remember you guys want to go drive south,
find a parking spot?
Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Why do you always put stuff? Ina?
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I go to my wife goes to the beach all
the surest. Sometimes you guys want to do You know,
I didn't think you guys want to come. That's not
either you want to drive the south mission find it
possible to do.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I didn't invite any of these people. They just ended
up showing up. And it wasn't that many people. It
wasn't that many people.
Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
But I'm sure when they showed up, your first thought was, oh, well,
let me text my friends and people are showing up,
sineple are showing up?
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
What people there?
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
The guy first thought was how did you find a
parking spot? Where's Then they went where's the food? And
then you cried, is that what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Why what is it? What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
That is nothing I explained to you just now, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
You didn't explain anything. You had friends over.
Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
We didn't invite people, I mean not us like we
didn't clearly, yeah, clearly. And you guys are closer to me.
And it wasn't for my birthday. It was for Robert's
birthday weekend. So it's like, was flesher there because Robert
Fletcher actually talk more than we do.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
That's weird. Yeah, that that's an odd thing to sounds
like you.
Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
If it wasn't my party, like my fortieth birthday party
that you guys were all invited to, you guys would
have made the list. If we were having a get together,
you guys would make the list. It wasn't supposed to
be a get together. I mean there's things called stop buys.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
That's what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
So is that what we have to do if we
want to see you on a weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
We just got to force our way in to see
text the ranch.
Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I'll text you. I'm saying I'm a swing by.
Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Hell yeah, break some beer? Wow, see you soon. Wow,
I'll see you soon. When are you going into the
ranch again this summer?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
No clue.
Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
We haven't planned anything, so we're all invited.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I didn't feel very welcome. I don't want you to
have to make food.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
So I have no idea what this is about. But
apparently I've been doing something that is getting under Thor's
skin because it's really bothering him and he needs to
call me out for it. I don't know what the
heck this is about, but I guess I'm about to
find out.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I can't watch it. I can't take it anymore. I
can't watch it anymore. I won't do it anymore. I
won't see it anymore. You talking about you know, Eddie
comes in here every once in a while. He's got
he's got he's got a lunch box, lunch pail on
the chop site, and he comes in here and then
(01:15:44):
sometimes we have a sandwich, yes, babe and Jay chicken, salad,
egg salad, turkey, whatever it is. He rubs it in
my face.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I mean sandwiches, and I don't rub it in your face.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
You're talking about sandwich, not to say I'm but other
food items.
Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I have seen you rub in people only burritos and
because there we get this one particular spot and said
delicious brito, and I give it a kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, but you know that's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
No, No, you give it multiple while making direct eye
contact to those that didn't get a breed make with it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I give you guys the opportunity to get the burritos,
and then you act like you're better than me and
don't get a And I want to show you how
much I love this burrito. I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
You do, sir, Yes, so you kiss it repeatedly. You
will stick your tongue out and block eyes with us
while you do it, which makes it even Crazer're.
Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Not normally involved in this.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Normally I don't do it to you, But you do
it to my friend Emily.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
And your friend, and I wait to take up for
your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Does happen?
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
It does happen to me often.
Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I see it hurts her soul. Well, she's jealous. She's
jealous of the.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I'm not getting into this, but she does things to
me as well. Okay, we're not doing this where you know,
she only asked for to get food on days that
I bring in my purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Yeah you do. At this point, this is not sick.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
This is what she started started. Yes, I believe start.
You don't even have a dog in this fight. Can
you be quiet?
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So he also does the thing when the brig when
he finishes it. He oh, but he's always so sometimes
he will lay on the floor rubbing in my face
and I said, here's my yogurt. It's a big Brita,
because that's not even what it is. He's got the
sandwich out, he's got the little compartments for the letters,
(01:17:44):
the little about uh not really. He puts his lettice
in his tomato and a baggy very rare.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I call that a gourmet turkey.
Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Very.
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
You have a little towere for olives. I haven't brought
in all of its mustard.
Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
He doesn't mustard in mayo sometimes, But that's not what
we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
That you're not as observant as you think. I haven't
had olives in probably ten years years. Yes, so can
I Okay, I can tell you exactly when it stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Why did you have an olive you show no COVID
killed it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I used to get the olives at the little olive
bar at the store stop. That's the only time I
would ever bring him in, and once that stopped, it
was gone.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
But I don't have those olive bars anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
That's that stinks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Sorry for your He definitely asked what chips.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I don't have a sandwich with chips. That can't have
a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Sandwich? Sandwich and an apple? How do you even.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Child?
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
That's like a kid's the kids off? Yeah? Kids get
the kids will do what apple slizes or fries? What
are your chips? What do you not an idiot.
Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
I don't even let my kid order the apple. I'm like,
you're not a weirdo like apples. I'm not raising human.
I'm not help the human carrot sticks.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Okay, I don't know how this turned on me, but
so Eddie, he'll open the bag of chips. I don't
know about you. When I eat chips, I eat a
couple out of time because who grabs this one chip?
That's that's psychotic.
Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Psychotic.
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Eddie will grab just one chip and then pop it
in his mouth and then somehow gets the craziest crunch
on all these chips that I've ever heard of in
my life. But that's not very first. My fault the
fact that you only grab one chip at a time.
I can't take it anymore. Multiple chips and why are
(01:19:51):
you worried about getting residue on your fingers?
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I will do this with multiple different food items. Really,
I go fry. Well, that's crazy do you only grab
one around like the McDonald's, the in and out where there.
I don't know why I'm being screamed, like what.
Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
If one is broken in half? You know how sometimes
you got a halfy in there?
Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Just tiny?
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Why is that so crazy? Two or three a bunch?
I always do a bunch because you guys are pigs.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Makes pigs kind of look it's it's it's Have you
ever seen thor eat fries or chips? Well, he's holding
out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I mean that at me.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
You look like an animal when you eat. I mean
there's things flying out of your mouth. I mean you
talk NonStop when you're eating, like the worst manners I've
ever seen. I don't even want to say the other
thing that I eat one at a time because they
will really upset you. If chips bother you, I can't.
It's crazy. And you grab it, you pinch it? What
do I fullhand?
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Because you're eddie, you're very slobbish, you're very delicate, You're
very I have seen him grab like wonder and then
he does yet any kind of like.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I'm not. I'm not effeminate when I get my ch
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I shoulder.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
That's not true. I can't take this girl.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Everyone else you're for this.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
You're the only one who I have done nothing to.
I don't understand why this all of a sudden bothers you.
Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
The fry thing when you said the fry thing, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
That's a you grab multiple fries and shove them down
your gold with tiny chick lits.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
I would understand if we're talking steak fries here and
you just go one at a time. Okay, okay, I
can see that, but like fast food French fries, Like,
how are you not still eating your meal from like
Saturday right now?
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
If you do, get the slowest eater on the planet
is attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah, well, listen, she's got no leg to stand on.
I understand this. I mean she's still eating children.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Got some type of coffee at ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It's weird. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
The other thing that I eat one at a time,
And this I have been called out for before because
it bothers. So this isn't the first time you've heard
something like this, just in this particular space. Okay, I
will eat popcorn one out of time, you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Know, I you know, I don't you know? I dumped
the girl because of that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
She was never dated.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
She was any one popcorn at time, And I was like,
I can't do with this crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
I don't want. I don't grabbing handfuls of stuff and
shove it into my mouth. I don't have to grab
a hand. You can grab a hand I get. You
can have a little less to a handful. You grab
a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
But like, what's one gonna do? How does it takes
called five years of popcorn? Does it take you five
years long? Pop corn?
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
It's called popcorn?
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Pop that's so wild. So you do like one piece
of popcorn, and like if you've got a piece of
candy too, and you you don't mix it like I'll
do like a couple, like a little bit of popcorn
and candy. You just do one of each, put it
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Like you mix them together, like you'd pour him in
the No, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Why don't people do that?
Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, I know. But I'll like have like a milk
dud and you use this dad's favorite dave, and I'll
put one in each.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
I'll go, I'll go back and forth, but I won't.
I'm not putting him both in my mouth at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Now, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I don't know about you, Emily.
Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
But if, oh my god, if if I went on
a movie date with a guy and I noticed he's
doing one klonel at a time, I like would feel
like a slob.
Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
I would feel like a discussion.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
You are, I feel so selfie.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It's harder to grab one.
Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
With your hands maybe, but not with my You don't
even do a handshot so you can attack me. I can't.
I can't myself.
Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
I just I don't understand it. I can't see it anymore.
Just try two chips at the time. But I don't
want to flavor explosion.
Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
You're telling me it tasted.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
It has to. It has to. What chip can't taste
as well? What if you get like a small chip,
like a half chip like he still doesn't, he doesn't
grab the two, He'll still do the one.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
I'm shocked this bothered you this much. I don't understand what.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I can't look at it. Are you gonna walk out
next time he gets chips? I may, it's all going
in the same spot. I may, but your taste buds
aren't enjoying it. I feel I'm worried about your palate.
I feel like at some point, first of all, I
have an advanced palate. Second of all, I feel like
at some point you're gonna choke. I'm not gonna show
how much choke me.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I mean, I'm savoring it. Like it's like it's a good.
Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Why nobody has I do the chip thing? I do
do the chips coming out of the world, But I don't.
I don't sit up, don't do that. Picture is ready
and like pictures ready, a little lobster again, look at
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your hands.
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
You can't be possible for you to do. But how
could you not be on my side?
Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Then?
Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Well, the chip is it depends on the chips too,
but they.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
So I think we all agree.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Okay, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I'm not doing that. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Well, I'm a little worried that we've lost Thor a
little bit because, as you know, he says he has
deleted all his social media accounts because right, you know, yah,
delete the apps off your off your phone so that
you could study more for your pilot license, and so
you don't have anymore. But you said when you get
(01:25:50):
here at work, you can go on Twitter and all
that stuff. So once he's here, he gets his fixed,
and I don't think i've heard him talk yet today
because he sold transfixed onto. What's going on on Twitter?
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, I didn't know what happened yesterday. Players hurt. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
There's other forms of the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
You can just why. I don't even go.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
I don't bother.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
No, I'm just studying.
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
So do you look forward to coming in here now
to get fixed?
Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Okay, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It's crazy enough locked in now, locked in.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Shooting at Drake's did you know about that?
Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Oh wow, Wow, I didn't know if you saw it
or not. Yeah, I did. Happened while we were on
the air, Oh I did? Okay, Yeah, nobody dropped a
disc track yesterday yet.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
But that good or bad because you don't get to see.
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I was kind of hoping for a new one from Kendrick.
But I think it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Though shots were fired, literally, but it was nothing to do.
It had nothing to do with Kendrick. With the weekend
and his security and the Drake security guard. You had
the weekend, Uh and Drake are feuding us well Streme
with everybody right now? Really, where you guys been.
Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
At I don't know where you guys like to Drake,
I don't know what now we we're all feuding.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Yeah, I don't know. But nobody likes him anymore in
the music industry, not even the de Grassi people. I mean,
I question Edie, that's a question. I mean he might
have blown them off over the years. Okay, oh no,
so even they're bitter now too. He's got nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
So yeah, we might not see much of Door today.
He's locked in over there work. You know, he's got
to do what he's got to do.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
All.
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
We've also heard over the years that Emily really doesn't
mind going to shady Massage parlors. I said that, and
I stand by that comment. He's gone to some questionable
places over the years. Yeah, you know the area town
she lives in is interesting, Lemon Grove.
Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
So I mean, once again, you know where I live.
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Once you go down the street even two minutes, you're
in Lemon Grove.
Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Yeah, that's that's that's that's south. There's a ninety four
freeway and that's exactly where. That's the Lemon line when
you cross over the ninety four.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
It's not that I know exactly what you are, and
so you were in that that that area has some
kind of interesting massage parlors I've.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Seen, you know interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Do you ever go to that Joelar place, you knowed
to get a massage?
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
No, that's they don't. I don't want to believe they
offer massages. Is there you might you might want to
go over there and check it out.
Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Massage places are blatant. Joelar is blatantly a sex shop. Okay,
it triplex?
Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Where is this place? You don't want to know what's
happening here?
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
But in that shop, there's like a shopping center where
this place is. And in that shopping center there are
like Asian massage parlors that even Robert Kraft won't go to. Yeah,
those are Emily has been there. Emily's been there, like you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Know, so don't you know? As soon as you go
in that it's this is not like as soon as
you go in like it's it's a it's a very
different vibe, vibe and situation.
Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
There's there's different levels. There's the level that Eddie's talking
about where there is no windows and barely a.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Sign that says massage. I don't all actuality.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Truth I don't go into that place.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
There are other places.
Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
There's different levels, so there are places that are a
step up if you will, from that and it the
place will have windows and you don't have curtains, and
the door will be open. And that's where I started
my shady massage parlor journey because the door was open,
(01:29:35):
so there was some source of light in there. So
I thought this is more legit.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It's not completely boarded up looking like, you know, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
All to just sort of get a cheaper massage.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Correct, okay, correct, Wow, I war last minute.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Yeah, see, I want to be emily so bad in
this regard.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I don't know that head I don't know, will I
admit is well documented from just about anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Well, so that's the thing, like I've always said that
for years, Like creepy guy in the sales department, Okay,
if you want to rub my shoulders for two minutes, okay, whatever,
that's right, right, right, that's happened.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
To the places that I've been to than that. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
I feel I feel like because I have all my
clothes on and there's other people in the room, it's safer.
But for the last I don't know five years, I've
pretty much only gone to the same place, you know,
and I know this place and well, no, I mean
that's that's my fancy go to place when I like
really really want to do it up. But I have
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a place in bird Rock, you know, just a place
I go to regularly. But I will see, like I'll
drop my daughter at an appointment at our orthodonist in Claremont. Okay, No,
I mean Claremont is funny East, Okay, can you shut up?
But you will find some massage parlors in Claremont, And
(01:30:58):
I'm always looking at them, going is this legit? Is
it not? So the one I always look at Emily
does say massage on the window, but all the windows
have like a rap on them, and it's very pretty.
It's lotus flowers and you know, somebody getting a massage
looking very happy. Maybe some stones, Yes, thank you, definitely
(01:31:21):
stacked up. Yes, yes you're dead. You are dead on
but you could not see in that window if you tried.
So that's massage forty yeah. So would that hu? Would
that be a safe spot? Doors closed? A beautiful rap
on the windows, but.
Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
You can't see it. See, here's the tricky thing.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
I would probably think that was high end.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
It's very sad then to.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Like that, okay, And I will sometimes throw a Google
in there, you know, google it, and I will be
looking for reviews of people saying it's a legit that
I got take.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Care of you asked for Sophia.
Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
I was happy at the air of the massage.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Wow, happy, that was a good say. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
So I will sometimes look but like where I was saying,
where I started off at, like the one I was saying,
I didn't do that. I just saw door opened and
some nice photos up. It's obviously not a fancy place,
but I thought forty dollars Asian massage places are a thing,
and they're not. Not everyone is gonna finish you off.
(01:32:44):
But that first one I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Was it a guy or a girl? I gave you
the first one.
Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
It was a woman this first time. This is like
years ago, but I was still on the show and
told you guys about it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
She was. She was very aggressive with me. And then
did I felt like she was going for she was
going for the goods.
Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
And I'm not kidding when I said that. I mean,
if I say that, I really mean it she was
going and I ended up telling her that it was
too she was being and then she was like kind
of like aggressive with me when I didn't want that
to happen. And that was the one that I ended
up stopping the massage and leaving, Like I got up
and I said, no, thank you, I'm done, and so
I left that one. So that's that happened. I can't
(01:33:23):
I can't even imagine that I would be feel I
feel bad.
Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Just trying to do she was rejected.
Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Yeah, I mean, what do you just say, Oh, the
pressures too much? Can you go a little lighter or
something like to not? I mean, just just freak out
and then get up and walk out as wild.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
I felt panicked. Okay, it's not going to surprise you
that I was panicked.
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
And ex one where they kind of went after your
throat a little bit and was that you I'm trying
to remember someone when somebody got massaged by the throat?
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Was that you would be sybody that somebody? Only?
Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yes, yea, I would think that would yeah. Yeah in hindsight, yes,
big red flat. Since then, I've done a little bit
more research, but I've still gone into some shady spots,
but then it's been like, honestly, it's been probably about oh.
(01:34:16):
So then then my progression was I started going to
the places like Happy Head, which is a chain, and
those are those are safe, Those are fine, those are safe.
Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Those are cheaper massages.
Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
And so it's been a while since I've gone to
a cheaper massage place, maybe even a year. And then
yesterday I got a wild hair up and I decided
that I needed a massage. And I was taking my
son to baseball practice. And his baseball practice is like
deeper in La Mesa and kind of near Lake Murray,
which is a pretty area, you know what I mean,
(01:34:46):
a nicer it's fancy to me over the fancy.
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, like you're practically in Rancho Santa Fe, like like.
Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
San Carlos dug Sero areas fancy to me. Basically, I'm
in the Rancho Santa Fe's county in my house. And
I dropped them off, and I had an hour and
a half to kill, and so I said, I'm going
to get a massage. That seems like a great thing
to do. I had a long day, and that seems
like a little treat for myself. I ironed a kid
and so there's a massage place right near the field,
(01:35:15):
and I've been seeing it and this place has got
windows open, natural light everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Oh, it looks it looks nice. It looks sort of
fancy on the scale. There's no chance that this thing
looks fancy.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Why do you think it looks fancy? Because it's like newer,
it's not grunting.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Let's relax.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
It was it ended up being fine, so it's let's relax.
It was pretty. Oh not pretty. It wasn't like the Estancia,
but you know what I mean, it was nicer.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Right, You felt you felt safe.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
I felt safer. I did look it up. It actually
had a ton of positive reviews. When they're using pictures
like this on their Google it's stock photos, a lot
of stock photos, a lot of stock It kind of makes.
Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
You go, huh, it is interesting that it's not named
after like a flower or something like that, like orchids
or something. You know, definitely, if it's not that that,
I might go, Okay, this may be have a little
bit more legitimate.
Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Sys Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Yeah, and so, but I didn't even need to Google
photos of it because I drive by it all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
To read to read's field.
Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
So I saw it with my own eyes, you know
what I mean. And so I decided to give him
a call. Oh, and they answered, I didn't know, you
know what type of people owned it, who was who
was you know, who was working there? Never been in?
Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
And do you need an appointment?
Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Well, that's what I wanted to call, to find out
what the deal was, if that price that was on
group on or whatever was the price that you actually pay.
Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Some of these not great, but really one girl, oh no,
I carry this on you.
Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
No no.
Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
One guy says it was the best massage I've ever
had thumbs up emoji and then Tina is the best.
Oh so that would make you a little suspicion. That
would make me very suspicious. Yeah, that would make me
very very suspicious. Okay, I didn't. I didn't, but she's
the best I did.
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
I had tony Oh oh man.
Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
That see, that makes me less suspicious that there's a
man there. So I called.
Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
I called and said, hey, I'm in the area. I
wanted to know blah blah blah. Uh not great English.
It was a pretty uncomfortable conversation. Okay, I didn't understand
much of what he was saying, Oh, but I did
get my point across that I wanted to come in
for a thirty even massage. He said, okay, So I
got there. The group bon wasn't really what I wanted.
(01:37:37):
I guess it was just for a foot massage. I
don't even want a foot massage. I don't need anybody
touching my feet. I actually don't even want anything from
the waist down for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I just want you to work my like back and
they don't want to touch it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Oh no, they're only size eight. They're only size eight.
They just look bigger because they're long and pony. Oh okay, right,
that's okay, okay, And so uh I got the for
forty bucks. I got a thirty minute massage, and that
was going to do the whole deal where you take
off all your clothes and lay on the table.
Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
You go full full massage. That seems wild. Yeah, skintting after.
Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
It, uh, skintting after it and laid down.
Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
It was fine. The room was clean, smelled nice in there.
Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I had music going and a little a little water
feature in there.
Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Did you do a camera sweep?
Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
What is that? Now? When you sweep the room?
Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
For cameras. How would you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Well, I mean it depends how deep you want to go,
but just basic you're just looking around for you know, holes,
and you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
You don't do that when you get massages.
Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
I've been going to the same place for like, I
think about a decade. When I got my last massage,
there there was a bag in the room that I'd
never seen before. Did I examine it?
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Yes? I did. What what was it? It was the
makeup cameras?
Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
It was the makeup bag of the ladies. Well, I'm
assuming it was her makeup ad look through stuff. I
didn't look through it, but it was sitting there open
and it was and it was Yes, yes, I looked
through it. So I looked at it and it was open,
and I saw there was makeup in there. I didn't
like stick my hands in there, but I did look
on the outside to make sure there was.
Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Nothing patrothing pin whole camera. Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
So so did you did you do a camera sweep
up the room?
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
No? I just got naked and on the table right away,
right away.
Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Okay, all right, different, we're different.
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Happy to report.
Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Laid down.
Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Yeah, Tony got in there, no funny business.
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
No funny business, magical hands, magical hands.
Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
We review saying place is great, Tony is the best.
Yes something, Okay, that's great. So now you got so
now you got new spot, all worked out.
Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Now I got a new spot.
Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
So you're good. You'll go back. I'll go back.
Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
And I feel like I finally stepped up my game
with the massage situation. I'm a big girl.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Now you stop. You stopped going to shady massage. Yes,
that's huge, that's huge. Found found a legit massage I did.
Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
I'm happy for Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
So we have heard before that Emily has no problems
bouncing and moving tables all over the place until she
finds the right bot in the restaurant for her. Yeah,
you have to have the whole vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
I do it often.
Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Say you're going to go sit somewhere on patio and
this one corner, this is like something that happened recently.
This one area of the patio happens to be in
a little bit of a wind tunnel.
Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Very cool.
Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
But the other side of the patio I noticed was warmer.
There's open tables over there. Go ask the hostess if
I can sit over there, no problem, just go sit
over there. But then I realized, oh, this place is
right next to the bathroom or something like that. Oh
the next place over.
Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
There again, you can't move again.
Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
I will move like two or three times.
Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
I once worked in a restaurant where we renamed all
the tables based on customer complaints. So we had arctic,
we had bathroom, we had hot table.
Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
So like guys area. Okay, my section was not the but.
Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Because of the Emily's like, we literally had one person
who'd be like, I can't sit here. It's like the
arctic here, or somebody's like, you're gonna sit me at
the bathroom table, and it's like, well, somebody has to
sit at this table.
Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
If there's no open other tables and it's no problem, then.
Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
You may have to go outside and wait and get
back on the list.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Maybe this attitude is why she's not really.
Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Do you ever get seated somewhere and then maybe the
table next to you is too loud or something else
is going on where you want to move?
Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
I'm okay with you.
Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
I can tend to be a loud table that doesn't
bother me as much as like a cold table or
table in the direct Sue, yes, correct.
Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Well, something happened recently with four at a restaurant and
he got to the point of where he had to
say something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
What is going on the other day with my wife,
we went to a restaurant. Was an indoor outdoor type thing,
you know it was, I would say it probably it was.
It was avery pretty much. And everything's are now. I
feel like any indoor of the restaurant, you know, And
and we I she loves sitting on the outside. Here
we go on the outside. I don't like sitting on
the outside, like foozing.
Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Your cold even on a warm day.
Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Yeah, I just feel like the air is everywhere everywhere.
Actually it's always windy always. And then also too, like
am I sitting in the shade? I don't want the
sun beating down on me?
Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
So I don't like sitting on the sitting outside. But
she has to sit outside because then she gets annoyed
me for one to sit outside. But this is what
the thing is about. So we sit outside reading. She's
across from me, and because we're not going to sit
next to each other. That's insane, thank you. And if
I see a couple doing that, yeah, you're losers. You're
not that in love.
Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
No, it's not an in love thing. But like if
Robert and I are sitting somewhere and it's like there's
like a street, like like say we're like in mission
beach or something, and there's like a patio or something,
we'll both sit on the other side.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
So we could look and what people watch. But that's
like a that's like a bar set up. I'm talking
about being in a booth and sitting on the same
side of the booth.
Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Like even if to say, there you also hold hands
while you eat discuss how do you like that conversassion?
Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Like I don't want to have to turn that entre
body to talk. No, it makes me not want to
be friends.
Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
You picking at a bar with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Oh, that's so kidding. Does you have to have your
hand on your leg the whole time?
Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
No, there's no touching going on.
Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Do you cut his food for him?
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
No? Not in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
That's yeah, So so I can't stand that. But this
is what's going on. Mean, why I was directly across
from me we're having a conversation, and then direct and
then behind my wife is a couple, and this couple
is kind of in an Emily situation. Now we're outside,
it's like it's not a bar, but it's not like
the one long table, and they're sitting next to each
other and like there, you know, a kiss on the
(01:44:02):
cheek here and there, very overly intimate while you're eating
a cheeseburger. If you ask me, wait a minute, I
thought it was a little much p D, A a
little too much. Now listen, I have nothing. There's nothing
wrong with some PDA. Every once in a while, I
know I get yelled at my wife. I don't give
enough p DA. Sounds like being touched. So everything you're saying,
I don't like being touched. I'm sorry. A lot of issues.
Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
We can't sit outside, we can't to each other, we
can't touch one another.
Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Okay, sounds like a blast.
Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Being touched a lot, so I have to I make
a big effort now to touch her more in public.
I'm sure it looks natural too. And then I don't
know how long to keep it there. Like the food
comes and I'm cutting a steak with one with one hand,
I think you can. So, so that's so they're doing that,
(01:44:59):
and then know, my appetiser comes out. I'm trying to
eat and I look, I look up. I have eyes
like I don't know where else to look. I'm looking
straight talking to my wife. Engaging conversation. Oh god, it's
so engaging. And these this couple is just making out.
We've escalated making out, like to the to the point
where it's like like you've watched the Bachelor or the Bachelor,
(01:45:22):
but they're like over the top making out and they
it's it's a lot. It's a lot to watch. That's
the kind of kissing.
Speaker 6 (01:45:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Is it the lobby?
Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Yeah, because you say it's like a brewery type place.
Is this the vibe of like we've been here drinking
a little bit too long. We should probably be back
in our house.
Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Yeah, they're not hammered, but this is like we've had
a coup, we've had a few we've had a few cocktails. Oh,
we're a little buzzed, and we're also madly in love.
So they're so they're like ferociously making out and I'm
I'm annoyed by this. You mean, first of all, not
the best couple I've ever seen, and that's got something
(01:46:01):
to do with them. You are too much. If it's
too good looking people making out, I'll let go. You
don't need to say that out loud. I mean, do
you want to see two Nongol people making out?
Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
No? I don't think I want to see anybody making out, honestly,
but that's.
Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Just that's them one, especially because you don't make out with.
Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Your head A tongue kiss middle school?
Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Stopping what middle school? A tongu kiss? My wife yesterday?
So in private, so I see a couple making out.
I'm trying to eat wings, and I'm like doing the
thing where I'm like hoping they see me, and they
don't because they're so into each other because they're so
(01:46:38):
in low. And I start looking around trying to catch
a waiter's eye, and like if I catch the waiter's eye,
I'll turn my head directly to them, like throwing my
head out. You're showing like I'm showing them, like, hey,
could you please say something like what is whyly moving
my head around? What is she's asking me to stop? Oh? Okay,
well she can't see it. And then she goes, well
(01:46:58):
just switch with me, and I go, that's weird, because
then that makes me look bad because if I just
switch seats with her, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
What I mean, flipping your head in the direction of.
Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Doing and the non chant kind of way like this,
like and then and what is that supposed to tell them?
Like they're gonna see and they're gonna go, we'll take
care of it. What do you mean, We'll take their
hand up like we got this, you are. No one's
saying anything, and they come over to take my wings,
(01:47:31):
and Hayley goes, please don't, please don't, and I go, no,
it's true this. So I pulled the waiter in because
I don't because they're like pretty close to and I say, hey,
can you say something that about making out? And I'm
trying to eat wings here they're just making out. It's
it's still too much for me. You guys say something
and the guy the guy, it's just the buster, So
he goes, so I don't know you. So he leaves
(01:47:57):
and I go, all right, he's on it. I think
he ran. So he goes and doesn't say anything. So
then our waiter comes and I tell the waiter again,
Haley's coming out.
Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Of her Can you imagine like again, I would ask you, guy,
but let me ask the best. On the show, somebody says, hey,
can you do something about this couple making up behind me?
It's a little much?
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
I would automatically be so upset and nervous and upset
that the manager personal like, what do you what would
you even say?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
You walk over and you go, hey, you got to
hope you're enjoying the food, Hope you're having a good time,
but can you just keep the making out to a minimum?
People trying to eat here? Imagine no, then tell the manager.
Then tell the manager to do it for you. And
I told the server and she was, you know, a
little taken back, but I'm sorry, I'm paying. We're eat here.
(01:48:56):
These two fours are making out NonStop. I don't need
to see this. I don't need to see this. And
luckily for the waiter, they left right when she was
after she was doing me. They got up and left
and she said to me, she was like, Okay, I
think they're paying their bill though, and I went, all right,
because now I'm annoyed. But I'm sorry, I'm paying. But
(01:49:18):
why are you annoyed? Because I don't want to see
I am, but I just I'm annoyed the people like,
who do you think you are? I'm trying to eat.
This isn't your right. That's the problem with society. People
think they go wherever they want. They could do whatever
they want. There's rules to society. Start they're gonna start
doing oral next.
Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
I have a question that really shouldn't matter. You said
that they are for what number would be acceptable to
make out?
Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
I don't like PDA. I'm looking at it. But you
said if they were hot, if you give me two tens,
you give me too. No, No, it's gotta be Gostling
and Margot Robbie that all day. Okay, I'll watch that
all day. Glenn Powell, I'm watching it. I'm watching I
(01:50:09):
don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
That's a pretty insane thing.
Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
To do anything other than tense. I mean, I'm not
I'm not being biased here, So exactly what it means
the definition? All right, Well, we are very excited about this.
But I said we are going to have one of
the Wet Bandits on our show from Home Alone. People
freaked out and we got very excited, not only starring
(01:50:35):
in some of the most iconic movies ever. He has
one of the most iconic voices. Yes, because everybody will
know it, you know, from Wonder Years and stuff like that. Actor, comedian, author,
Now Daniel Stern joins us this morning. How's it going, Daniel, good?
Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
Thanks for having me on. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Oh, we're thrilled to talk to you, Daniel. We're very
excited to have you on. We hear that you have
a new memoir are coming out about your life and
career called Home and Alone, which is very interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:51:06):
It's a pretty subtle title there.
Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Yeah, I can't figure that went out.
Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
You know what was funny because I thought I thought
of the title and I thought, you know, that's a
good way to like let the fans know that I
it's sort of about me and they know me from
that movie. What I realized afterwards, like, oh, that's how
I spend most of my time home and alone. There
you go home, and I love to be in my
art studio and writing, and I like on my farm.
(01:51:33):
So I'm kind of turned into a hermit these days.
So the title makes a lot of sense both directions.
Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
No, that's great, here's check it out now, Daniel. The
Home alone movie has really transcended like everything, Like I
can't everybody loves that movie literally from any age because
I love it growing up, and then my kids love
it now. And I mean, it just keeps going and
going and going, and we see it every year. It
is is it still kind of like Amazing is still popular.
Speaker 6 (01:52:07):
It's not only year after year. It's around the world.
I mean, you know, and and and and the life
that it's had. I mean like I went to visit
the troops in Baghdad in two thousand and three on
a USO thing, and we went into Baghdad in the
middle of the freaking war and there's kids playing soccer
(01:52:28):
in town and they all recognized me, and they all
come over and go, Mark, Mark, Mark, And I'm like,
are you kidding me? Still like in the middle of
a war.
Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
But the but, the but, the.
Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
Blessing of the lifetime is that they're smiling, they're laughing
at me, they're thinking it's funny. They they're remembering that.
And that goes on around the world, and like you said,
generation and then people come up and say, oh, my
family gets together every year, or you make us laugh together.
I mean, what a humbling and uh, honorable experience to
(01:53:01):
be a part of. And I still can't quite beat
my head around that I'm a part of that and
that I hold a place, a tiny place in people's
lives that way. It's a it's a lot to deal with.
Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
It's great, though I've tried to accept.
Speaker 6 (01:53:17):
It, you know, like and and ride along with it,
and I and I love it. I mean, it's again,
what a way to walk to life.
Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
You know what's crazy, Daniel is that the Marv and
Hairy characters are so iconic. I kind of thought they
would eventually get their own movie, you know, like like
like maybe a prequel of like how did they get together?
Like why did they start doing this? Like that would
have been kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Great me too.
Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:53:45):
Then we did Home Alone too, and I heard like
they're gonna do Home Alone three. I thought, all right,
what's this one about it? It's like, you're not in it?
Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
How's mistake?
Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
I thought?
Speaker 6 (01:53:55):
What is Home Alone without? Without the gang? But you know,
it's gone on for its own life. But I'm I'm
I'm ready for the sequel, you know, let me know
when that's okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Gonna write it. I'm gonna write the Marvin Harry prequel
about how we how we got.
Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
I should be able to be young?
Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah, we'll figure this out out.
Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
We have Daniel Stern joining us this morning. And you
know what's funny too, Daniel, is you know, you've been
in some amazing films over the years and TV shows
and all that great stuff. I'm a little league coach
and I asked the kids the other day. I said, hey,
what's your favorite baseball movie of all time? And there
was a couple of you know, kids that said different things,
but the consensus was Rookie of the Year. They still
(01:54:40):
love Rookie of the Year, which I didn't know you
directed as well.
Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
Really, yeah, yeah, I directed that. That was one of
the greatest experiences of my life. I was a little
league coach myself nice and I was coach coaching my
kids team, and I got that film and it was like,
I love baseball, you know, I mean the whole kid
empowerment thing, and you know, I think that one really,
I mean, what struck me about that is the kid
actually gets to play. You know, there were some other
(01:55:06):
baseball movies, but He's we had to figure out, how
is this kid gonna win how's he going to play?
And to put the kid on the pitcher's mound at
Wrigley in a sold out stadium was so thrilling and
so empowering for it, and that's what really got to
those kids in the audience and the parents and the
dads going, oh man, it could really happen. He could
(01:55:28):
really survive that and really win and really, you know, flourish.
And I love that in the movie. I love that
in you know. That's the theme of the book too,
by the way, is kids can do stuff. Kids are strong,
Kids are resilient, kids are you know, and we want
them to be that. We want them to be capable
even in an impossible situation, fighting the wet bandits pitching
(01:55:53):
in the game. You know, Bushwhack had kids saving the day,
they're raging rivers. I mean, it's about getting our next
generation behind us strong. And Rookie of the Year really
had the ultimate kid empowerment movie for me.
Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
I love that, Daniel. I grew up, I watched all
these movies, but I also love City Slickers. Slickers are
one of my favorites of all classic big City Slickers family.
So I had to get that out there. But before
I talk about city slickers. I want to go back
to home alone real quick, because Joe Peshi is your
partner in that. And whenever I think of Joe Pesci,
I think I don't want to mess with that guy
Tommy from Goodfellows. He's insane and casino. What was it
(01:56:32):
like being on set with Joe Pesci? Did you have
to like help him with some comedy chops or did
he get right in? Yeah, put that on the record. Yeah. No.
Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
You know, Joe and I had done a movie before,
like a few years before. We've done a movie called
I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can, which thank god
we were both cut out of. We played two guys
in a mental institution, and I mean it was a
serious drama, but we made each other laugh so much
(01:57:04):
and so hard, and so when we got to uh
to the home alans that you know, we already had
a chemistry and knew how to make each other giggle
and uh and just diving in deep with him was
one of the most brilliant experiences of my life. By
the way, I do want to say about Joe. If
you think he's a big, scary guy and a brilliant comedian,
The other part of Joe Pesci is he's a brilliant
(01:57:26):
jazz singer. Away Joe Peshi's music, Oh my God, sing
like Tony Bennett, like I mean, he sometimes recorded under
the name Joe Doggs d O G G S. But
if you want to see Joe's true artistry, that's crazy music.
Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
Killed Billy bats and then he goes sings in the.
Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
The head. Daniel, we had such a fun time talking
to you this morning. Good luck with the book, and
good luck with everything going on with you.
Speaker 6 (01:57:59):
Man, And thank you so much for having me on.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Absolutely our pleasure. There you go, Daniel Stern going this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
What a what a great guy, all right,
It's showtime, people, It's showtime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we are, yes, buckle up for this. You're about
to experience this show. How would you like to get
down with some real gangsters.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have my
weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal sensibility
the accountant and room mothers Sky.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor strong.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The enforcer Thor Am I negative all the time? Yeah?
Do I have issues? And dressed in black from head
to toe.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right there.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Today is a tough day for me. It's very pasday,
very bittersweet do today. Today is July eleventh, seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, surp day, pal. You know it's funny. I was
at Vieora yesterday only one a hat.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was there for a while and I said something
to the girl about what data was, and she goes, oh,
it's seven ten because tomorrow seven eleven day.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She gets it, gets it. It used to be a
national holiday for me. I am in recovery. Thorn knows this.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean, we we're brothers and So I've been sold
over for seventeen years from drugs and now.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've been sober from slurpies. I don't have a date.
I don't I should.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm not saying it's tough to stop drinking slow breees
and sugar, but I mean drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I can relate. It's been about ten years. I want
to say I stole from my family. Well, I stole
from my friends.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You know it is true. Listen. Is this one of
those things you don't like to talk about. It's hard,
Like I wasn't a psych ward. I was in a
psych ward and should be uh, And I was, and
it was my fault. But I screamed at my parents
and blame them for putting me a sighte word. And
that's one of the things I don't like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well I don't. I don't like to talk about this either,
because it's embarrassing. I was deep in my slurpy addiction
for a long time, where I literally on seven eleven
day would drive around to multiple seven elevens for the
free slurping.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Ye yes way, Oh my god, I didn't bad.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You don't need to laugh at me. This is addiction.
Did they laugh at you when you when you tell
that story. Your meetings and things like that depends. I
would if if somebody didn't try to get me back
into my addiction. Let's let me fall off the wagon.
Pal okay, when you steal from a friend, listen. It
(02:41):
was a mistake, I admit it. Where seven eleven I
would talk about slurperyes a lot because I would get
them all the time. And so seven eleven brought us
a stack, a booklet of free slurpey coupons, and I
handed them to me, which was a mistake. If somebody
handed you a stack for free drugs, would you would
you share them with your friends?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, I'd be And so.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I got handed to stack probably like a hundred free
star and I was supposed to share them not only
with our wonderful listeners, but with the people on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Bottom.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, those suckers went right in my pocket. Did not
share one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I didn't get one. It was bad.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It was bad. I admitted that I went against my morals,
everything I believe in. But that's how bad my addiction was.
And then I decided one day was enough. It was enough.
I was tired of feeling sticky, all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was tired. You tried pouring a slurpy and not
get sticky.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, especially with the way he makes a slurpy, it
could get messy's perfection.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was tired about caring about straws and the colors.
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Did you have to?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, it depends you know what was available. I was
a green man, A green man, I get that. Yeah, yep,
I was carried. I was tired of caring about you
know which flavors? Which ones?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Have?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Where?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Am I going for the best flavor? It was.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It was ever so like with me, Like I would
tell myself, I'm not going to get high today. I'm
not gonna get high. I'm not gonna front. I'm not
going to do it. And then I, before I knew it,
I'd be in the car driving the dealer. You I
wouldn't even know how I got there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Did you ever hit the throws of summer and not
want a surpee? Okay, it's impossible, Well it didn't to me.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It didn't matter if it was day, night, sunny, rainy. Yeah,
and then thor you find yourself I'm not gonna get surpey,
find yourself, drive into a seven eleven, and I even
know how you got this one right there? Yeah, it's
right there.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No, I know, but thor imagine if one day a
year was free drug and alcohol.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Day, that's awesome, Like, I mean, how could you control?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, it was not good. And then so I quit
culture one day was it was a rock bottom moment.
I got full turkey and it was really hard.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I've had a lot of friends who kicked heroin cold
turkey the same. Wait, you have the shakes. I had
a whole thing shake bad bad. You get headaches?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah, I get the phantom brain freeze.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Wait, you'd get brain freeze for no reason. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, the withdrawals are bad.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You should know this.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So I went through all these things and I was.
I was clean for about I don't know, maybe like
thirty days. Thirty days clean, so it was still.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A lot of people get thirty days six. I feel
pretty good about myself. Ninety days is usually when you
see a big change.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Not mean so about thirty days in I'm cleaning, sober,
feeling pretty good about my life. Things are changing turn
around for the bad. When I'm sitting back in the office
type type, typing away. Yeah, when all of a sudden
Sky appears Scotch and what does she have in her hands?
Weirdly enough, a slurpy for me would First of all,
(06:01):
Sky never does anything nice for me, so that's that.
Let's be clear.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay, I brought in tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Really weird.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Out of the blue, she decided she wanted a slurpee,
went to seven eleven during work, got herself a slurping,
and she knew how much I loved slurpees, and then
came back, came back and gave me one. That is
really odd because.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Scott doesn't do anything like that, no, never, It is
so true.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It was like diabolical.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I forget why I had to go to seven eleven,
but I had to run out real quick, and it
was a hot summer day, and I was just thinking,
oh my god, how nice would it be if I
came back with slurpeace for everybody. So I'm all like
proud of myself, like everyone's going to be so big.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Friend, throw a bag of cocaine. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I had forgot, So I was thirty days in I
forgot my friend, and so what did I do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I took a sip, and then I realized what am
I doing?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Like, I quit stop this. That taste was good, but
threw it away. Ever since, I didn't even finish it.
I took one sip. Wow, ever since? Usually people will
do that that I know I've done that. Well, yeah,
I fall off the wagon. But it's just got a slip.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
But a slip full relapse. Yes, it's always it's always
a full relap. A slip is always a full relap.
But this was the surprise to be able to tell
your obsession. Apparently I got a dealer sitting right next
to me. That is crazy. I can't imagine being thirty
day sober and somebody goes, hey, smoke this bloot, here's
a and here's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
A forty and like blowing it in your face. By
that is weird.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I didn't have any I didn't have any true friends.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That didn't right, I should I should have. You know,
got out of that relationship.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So today is tough for me as I want it. Yeah,
you always want it, But yeah, I know I can't.
I can't. I can't go down that road.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Some people can have it, some some people can do it.
Some people can't. I want the people that you know what, and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's why I'm happy for those of you out there
who can celebrate seven eleven free slippy Day and enjoy
it responsibly.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a good Because I'm four to twenty. I get
really annoyed that I can't smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
See.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh really, that's a sttitude.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's others. Do I have an alcohol Yes, So if
you want to go have a day, go for it. Man,
all day long you could bring.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
That's a different day. Stupid your own cup day.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, this is anybody today, No purchase necessary. A free
small slurpy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
A small like a little dixie cup.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right, it's bigger than a dixie cup. And the normal
people that's fine for them.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Me.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I drove to multiple You.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Spend more money on guess, don't care than you could
You could have just got a regular slurpee.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You spend more money, I guess than you did for
your dime bag.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That is a really good point.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
These are all valid points.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You didn't really have a car at that point. Walk
to a park. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
They have the rankings of the best slurpy flavors. That's cute.
Let me get in here, because first of all, I
would never just get off.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wouldn't you just go red or blue?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
First of all, that's an icy you dick.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Sorry, Wow, slurpey with the same thing, you may fight.
I would always be a blue red.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Those are icy different. You only have like two choices.
Those are icy.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You'll only get are at seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Like flavors. I thought like slurpee was their name, Like
I call munchkins, the little mini donuts, I call the munchkins.
You guys, dole there you were as okay, they're.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They're different a minute. So the way I would always
do my slurpe is suicide style suicide.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I've never understood.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You got to start with a coke bass because they'll
always have coke flavor, no matter what. So you start
with a coke base, which is delicious. Then in the
middle you go cherry, always have cherry, and so you
now you got a cherry coke. How crazy is that?
How great is that.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wheel?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, then you top it off with something whimsical, whimsic?
What have we got here? What have we got on
the on the on the menu. Yes please, blue raspberry,
don't mind if I do. Okay, what is that orange?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay? Crazy? Okay, crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So if you were to ask me what are the
best flavors? Yeah, I don't know. You said there's two
that I did not mention that are rare. But when
you find them, go to town.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Pal now you find them? Or are they so special
that you just.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I will will, I will go. I will change the portion,
okay a little bit because it's so special.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You'll get extra.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But it's always the coke coke base in the Yeah, okay, sorry, Emily.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I mean come on, man.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
So if you can find and it was kind of specific,
Bark's root beer flavor. Any root beer flavor will do,
but Bark's root beer or doctor pepper.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Look, wow, so good. I've never even seen those slurpe flavors.
Wow wow, right now when I used to whenever, before
i'd get drugs or alcohol, I'd have to take a dump. Okay,
I don't know why did you ever feel that way
about it before you got a slurpe?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now talking about anyway? So those are the top flavors,
not even Hawaiian punch also nice.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Little whimsical anyway, audible mention. I'll throw that in there.
Go ahead. Wow, Well it's making me, this is making
me want to seriously, he's a dealer over there. You
just have one, really a shot from you? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't want to do a shot, just a little
snipe for work tomorrow either for work.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Tongulu Well, the foody website and publication Mash decided to
put out their rankings of the best flavors in honor
of seven eleven Day, and here are their top five.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Number five vitamin water x x X. I never even
seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The blueberry pop.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
They saved healthier because it's water. No, I don't think they.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't like that. That's what they're doing, well pissed.
Number four best flavor goes to peach, very rare, very rare.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
A few times, it's okay, Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Number three goes to pineapple whip, so it's a slurpy
flavored pineapple crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Never happen your mind.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Number two goes to cherry and they say the number
one best slurpy flavor out there is blue raspberry.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Where's where's coke?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Coke came in number elevel. That's stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Whoever came up this is an idiot. Why would they
Why would they have it all the time?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Then I don't thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Maybe a deal with.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Came in seventh Eddie, seventh bro.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He's he's having one of those random brain Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, this is definitely not going to be a good
situation here. Emily is upset and offended on another level.
She ever goes another level, you know that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's we've gone to a bad place. But she also
it depends on her mood. So like she'll like eat
something and it's really not that great, but she'll say
it's on another level. So it just depends on Emily.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If a level, though is like baseline and it's like, okay,
that's good, and then she likes it a little bit
more than that baseline, that would actually technically be another level.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But I feel when you say another level.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I understand what a normal person means by that. Okay,
so we just take everything with a grain of salt.
So anyway, she is offended with her man Robert on
another level. Apparently Robert has asked her something that has
offended her.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Ask what could he possibly ask?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean, he does things on another level all the time,
an angel, Please give me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
A break, Thanks Dandy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It was just his birthday this past Wednesday, Birthday, Barn Zone,
the Big five to six everybody that and in honor
of his birthday, over the weekend, we were having his
nephew over for dinner to our and I was super
excited about Uncle Robbie, Uncle Shades, and so we're having
(15:07):
his nephew over for dinner over the weekend. And the
day before I was talking about what I was going
to be making and discussing the menu with rober I'm
cooking dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yes, which I love to do. I love to have
people over and cook for dinner.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I don't know what you're doing with face right now.
I don't need you to do that right now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What what are you You haven't said anything on another level.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I like you're about to do. So I was planning
my menu and realized I have lots of things already
in my freezer. You know, you got to take your
meat out to prep for the dinner. And I had
a bunch of ground turkey and ground turkey.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Don't stop it, well, don't you say it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Ground turkey is the obviously the superstar ingredient for my
famous turkey meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Miss turkey meat, I wouldn't say that we've this famous
actually eaten and almost vomited over.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It, almost vomit.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It looks like bad TV dinner, Like you.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Look like bad TV dinner.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Got him? You got him? It's gray. Yeah, it's great. Yeah,
the color is not that great.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, or had it once that Emily's told us about it.
Emily defended its honor and then made it and brought
it in here for all of us.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It was horrific. That didn't you liked a lot and you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Don't understand her house for dinner.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
And I watched him. He ate the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You watched him. It's delicious.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It's a it's in the regular rotation our house, like
I make it once every probably two weeks, so it's
in the rotation of like you know tacos.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I mean robertson time. So I mean he's got prison food.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It looks like you would like Wednesday night meat loaf
at you know sand Quin. Yeah, it's hand quin. It's
not funny, it's healthy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is that apple sauce? No, that's meat loaf.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Okay, they don't look the same.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And why is turkey meat loaf that much healthier than
red than like? It is very it's not really less.
You can get extremely lean beef, but just make a
regular meat loaf, every one, Watch those giant chunks of
like carrots.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Carrots and onion in it to make it more.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Too big though, it's too big and definitely wasn't moist.
It was too that cardboard. It was not like that.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Listen, I'm gonna make it again and bring.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It please don't.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I won't eat it anyway anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Anyway, I'm planning my menu.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I decided. Robert's nephew, also side note, is healthier.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
He's like a big workout guy and he likes lean
So that's why I'm like, this is perfect. This is
my healthy meat loaf. He's gonna love it. I could
share the recipe with him. All this stuff, right.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He'll be even leaner when he doesn't eat. Yeah, you guys,
enough car loads before he gets there. Oh no, maybe
a protein shaker anything, So okay, Okay, it's gonna be
a short segment.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Okay, so I plan this brilliant. I got potatoes and
make mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Down that road. Potatoes down that road. That was the
Thanksgiving that you can't.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I was gracious enough to invite my family Thanksgiving. You're welcome.
And Robert didn't screw the pepper when I went to
the pepper the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It was his fault. That was when we were all eating. Emily,
her mom, her sister, her nieces and everyone was going, yom, Emily,
these mashed potatoes are great, rubbing their bellies when the
pepper when you get how do you get past the
peppers in there? So like everyone just kind of, you know,
(18:56):
they don't do that. They like my cookie. Her dad dug.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
For the four hundred times is dad. It's not a
hard name to remember. My dad was in Vietnam, so
it's off too far off. So anyway, meat loaf, matt potatoes.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A salad.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I'm excited. I tell Robert I have this already. We
don't have to go buy more food. We're good to go.
The speeds a crowd, super pumped. And that's when Robert says,
maybe don't make that, and I go what he doesn't care.
He doesn't care, ever, And that's when don't say that,
(19:36):
because that's when I immediately snap right away the minute
that he says that, I immediately snap and say, what
do you mean, don't make that? I make that all
the time for you and Reed and you guys love it.
Why would I not make something that everybody loves, that's
tried and true delicious for your nephew who's healthier. He's
(19:57):
gonna love it. He's gonna love it. He's a meat
and potato kid.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Why can't you get the message?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Look at her?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
There is no message.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, she's getting angry by the way. He's a meat Yeah,
so he wants turkey meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't even know that because I know.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
He doesn't like fish. So I feel like you're a
meat potatoes perse, So why not.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Make a turkey meat loaf? Like he's my sixty eight
year old dad. Hey?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh, So I start grilling Robert and asking him why
he doesn't want it, and what what's the problem?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You like it so much? And he says that he
likes it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Still, he just says that he doesn't want that for
when his nephew comes over.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
So I get super pissed off, and like we got
into a massive super pissed off. He can't be honest.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
He's not being honest. He's saying he still likes it.
He's just telling me not to make it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
For that.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
But I kind of can put to and two between lines.
It doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Clearly, I was telling you, please don't poison my Nephewsie
make it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I know you enjoy cooking.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No, I just I just said, he's nicely asking you
not to make it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I know you enjoy cooking. I know you love cooking.
But like some people just aren't good at certain things.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Okay, you can't my favorite thing to do, literally in
the world.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I'm absolutely legitimatic. I love playing baseball, my favorite
thing to do literally in the world. I'm not a
Major League baseball player.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
On another level, I'm done Eddie. I'm done with you,
you and Jamie and Read I'm done with you too.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Wonderpe you ever wonder why reads so skinny?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Are you for real?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You're the You're the eye of the storm way hurricane.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I am making grilled chicken. You happy, Robert.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
There was no flavor in that chicken. This is unfortunate,
well unfortunate. Okay, last time the nephew comes over, stop,
next time he comes over walks, dinner, he everything.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You know, Auntie, Emma, this is delicious.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Give her a thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Guys, we did break down Sky earlier and how she
just does things differently.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Some say weirdly. I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
One of the things that Sky does that she can't
ever seem to figure out is her over explaining things.
You start talking and then you realize, like what's happening,
and then you can't stop. You like dig yourself into
a bigger hole.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It doesn't matter if it's a conversation with an uber driver,
the chick at the taco shop. I remember once my
daughter asked me about like fish laying eggs and of
humans laid eggs when she was like a little little one,
and I could have and I should have, but I
just kept going and going and then basically gave her
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like the birds and the bees talk at like five
years old.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Which so, so.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Eddie's right, this is a flaw that And in my head,
I'm going stop, shut up, stop shut up. But I'm
I'm in it, you know what I mean, And I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
This happens to you all the time. It's pretty wild. Yeah,
well it's happened again, and this time it had to
do with your family car situation.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yes, what is that?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well, so a couple of things about me. If you're
new to the show. Oh, welcome, Eddie, welcome, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So a couple of things.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
First off, my household isn't a very traditional household as
many people in the United States of America know it.
I am the working parent in the house. My husband
stays home, so we are.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
To be at couple. Kids stay home.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yes, she's about to get her drivers so but anyway,
we're not going to analyze that part, just just saying
not traditional. And so since my daughter has been little,
we always try and push like the narrative of equality
and it literally does the eyes of flower you guys,
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that's really cute. So so we've always tried to push
that and you know, yes, in other houses.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Down what do you mean you are doing the work
and your husband is staying home?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Parents working.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, I'm just trying to say, like you do everything
gender equality as far as we don't see gender in
the house, It doesn't matter who works and who doesn't work.
Just because other people's moms stay home and your dad
stays home. Doesn't mean it's better or worse than anybody else.
So uh so we try and push that narrative. So
that's one thing. And then the other thing is it
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takes us a good two to three years to make
any major decision.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So like this.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oregon vacation we talked about earlier this morning that we
just booked. We've been talking about that Oregon trip for
like three years. So any major purchase is gonna take
years of discussion. So the other night, even though we
know this isn't gonna happen for at least a year,
we were talking about when we buy our next car.
(25:38):
The car my oho, so that's the car I drive.
It's a couple years old. The car my husband drives
is had just hit the ten year mark, so and
ten years.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
She doesn't drive anywhere.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
No, he drives a little bit like home depot drop
offs pick ups.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So within afe.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And she says pick ups very loosely. Yeah, yeah, sometimes
I sometimes, Well it depends what the pickup is.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
He's he's school pickup guy. I'm after school activity pickup gal.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But did he stayed home dead?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Shouldn't he be doing after school activity?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're not going to go into that we don't make
any we're not.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Gonna do We're not going to do that right now.
That we're not that right now. So the other night,
over dinner, we're talking about his car hitting ten years
and how we're gonna get it, probably get a new
car in the next year to two years. So we
got to start planning and putting away money to get
ready for that, this, that.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And the other.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Right again, we talk about things way in advance than we.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Need and putting away money.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well, yeah, just like, okay, we can't take an extravagant
vacation because we know we want to buy a car
in like a year. This is just how we work. Okay,
don't don't again, don't have plenty? Okay, you don't know
how much money I have.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's by lottery scratchers again, stop bringing up Okay, can
we not right now? Can we not talking about? Has
ever had that conversation two years from now when we
get a new car?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You got to say, if you got to get ready,
I think it's responsible. So anyway, so we're having the
conversation about getting a new car, and that's when you know,
after we talk about saving blah blah blah. I start
talking about the kind of new car I want, and
that's when my daughter is confused. Now I don't know
if she's really confused or if she's mom passive aggressive confused,
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but she's confused and asked the table, well, if we're
replacing dance car, why isn't Dad getting the new car?
And that's when, without thinking, I just blurret out, oh, well,
I always get the new car and Dad gets my
old car.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
And that is true as I've known you. You always,
whenever you get a new car, the boo gets the
hand me down car and you get you drive the
new car, yes, And I always just equate that as well,
you drive more and you drive further. So I guess
it just sort of made sense to me. I never
really questioned it either.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, and I said it out loud. And then that's
when my daughter, in the house of equality, says, well,
why doesn't Dad get the new car.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's a good question, because I mean, not like your
car's old. You've had it for two years. Yeah, no,
it's it's an many miles.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
You think you got on that thing?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh dirty?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Maybe, So it's it's still fairly new. Yeah, yeah, no issues.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Now in a year, two years.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It's still no issues. It'll still be a nice you
go on road trips. Oh god, you you're never going
to drive that thing anywhere?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You know? Crazy?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So that's a really good, really interesting to love one.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So that's when I start, I go, oh, I got this,
I got this?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And I start talking about how to.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Say to say shut upness?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know that's not how it works in my house. Again,
I have to explain, make sure everyone's.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I said, don't worry about it. That's what I would say,
don't don't worry about this.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It is.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh no, I got to get in there for what
and explain and over explain no, no, And so that's
where I think I got it nailed. And I'm well,
he does projects. He goes to home depot all the time,
so you know, he needs like an older car, so
if it gets beat up, he doesn't feel bad about it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Like he's on the job site. Just a bold face
a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's there's there's like a fraction there. But that's when
she really caught me in and she goes, but isn't
your car like a small car that doesn't fit things.
So that's why we never take it to home.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, you don't have you don't have a truck.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, no, no, it's it's it's it's it's a small car.
There's like no trunk in it because it's a hybrid.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Get data to a Tacoma or something. Yeah, well she
got me.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And I wanted so badly to just kind of say
that's the way it is, or because mom works.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Or quality. But but again the equality there again, guy's
not allowed to have a new car.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So does mom always get the new car?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah? Why, I'll tell you what, Edie. You want to
know a household that has equality. My wife drives a
brand new Toyota Tundra. Oh yeah, I drive the standard
Toyota Corolla. Wow, that's equality. Okay, I could drive that
time to my wife can get it.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, but you also have a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I mean you got like two vehicles. I mean if.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
She rides the motorcycle as well, the boo goo's in
my car as well too, he said, shotgun.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Just saying you want quality. Okay, that's not can you
not right now?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I don't need you piling on when my daughter is
shooting daggers into my soul because she knows that maybe, maybe,
in this one scenario, I'm being a little.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
If the boo goes to the job site as much
as he.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Does the job side the house, get him a new truck.
Guy deserves it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Me if that's the reason, If you're sitting here explaining
to your daughter, all, well, and that's what you get
him a truck, why would that be so bad? You
have a newer car. I know that you've done it
this other way in the past.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I get the new car. But why Yeah, Eddie's got
a hook up at Ford. You could him and him
and the boo could gorgeous him and the book book
getting f one fifty deal. I'm with you, honest, What
do you mean you're with What do you mean you're
with here's the one bringing home the bacon.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh wait, I would have just told my daughter that's
the way it is. Case clothes, Mamma gets the new car.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's in your world, which is, you know, somewhat normal.
Not really, it's harsh. It's a harsh reality. It's a
but if you're in the equality world, see my sweatshirt,
that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Take the sweatshirts.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Just stop, get over the equality thing. Mom is bringing
money she needs. Well, then maybe he could step up
and start driving more and she'd give him the new car.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's not how they were, I know, I know in
someone else's world, when someone got a new Bronco, I
don't remember Eddie driving it to work. I remember it
being debors. That's equality in the fawning household. I he
asked me, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay, really, so we're just never gonna address this again
and then hopefully no one remembers it.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In about a year, we'll get you some great office
carr and he'll have.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
He'll always have a car.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, Well, we had big changes take place in the
building last week and it's not going well, to be
honest with you, So we talked about this a while ago,
that we have been told that we have to clear
out all of our appliances and there was a big
studio cleanup. Basically what was going on where they kind
(33:10):
of want to whitewash everything, take out anything that has
color in it. It doesn't create a business. I realize
that that's the way they want it. And so you
were like that, I don't care whatever if that's what
you want to do, it is all right.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
We'll take the knickknacks down.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
But the thing that bothered me was, for I mean
twenty years, we've had a mini fridge in the studio
that Emily uses. And then we added a microwave and
we added a toaster in that room because again, we
don't have a lot of time in the morning to
eat food and warm things up and things like that,
and the mini fridge has just always been in there.
(33:48):
We've always had one. And so they said, oh, you
know what appliances, they gotta go. There's too big of
a risk that you'll shut down the entire radio station
that toaster plug Oh no breaker.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I go, well, that's not good. I mean, like, that
can't be right. And I said that, you know, you
realize that fridge has been plugged in. It's been different.
You know, we've got an upgrade. Yeah, but it's basically
we've had a fridge plugged in there for twenty years
and never had an issue. But all of a sudden,
gotta go, and we're.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Like, oh, geez, alright.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I tried to throw my weight around a little bit.
Didn't go very far. Unfortunately, and so I lost that battle.
I tried to fight it mainly for Emily because Emily
like prepares these wild breakfasts in the morning where she
you know, gets got a full blown like cutting board
in there and up and yeah. I mean it's it's
(34:46):
a production like a omelet station. It's like a mother's
day brunch in there.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
You know what I mean, it really is, you know what.
It was never that big of a deal. I always
did it very quick, cleaned up after myself. I mean,
I had it down. I had my situation, I understand.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, And so unfortunately it didn't work out. And so
we now have a whole separate room where we've had
to move our microwave and our toaster, and then we
just put the mini fridge back in the office where
Sky and I are in. Yeah, and it's it's not
working out on several fronts. Number One, I keep my
(35:21):
water in the mini fridge every day, and I cannot,
for the life of me, remember to bring it with
me when I come down to the studio. And so
every morning I walk in here and then I go
into Emily's studio to hand her something. That's when I
normally would get my water I've been doing the same
thing for twenty years. So I go in and I go,
(35:42):
damn it. Every morning time I go to get the
fridge and I look at this empty space down I'm like,
I cannot do it.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
And it's such a habit that, like, I feel weird
that you're not grabbing something out of the fridge because.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
My back is turned towards him.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
On my back is turned towards him normally, and he
will set me next every day that's the next to
me and then goes to the it's the same thing.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I feel like, I feel weird, like something's not something, and.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So then I say damn it. And then I have
to walk all the way back to our office, which
again is not that far, but it's annoying. Yeah, so
I gona go back and get my watering and it's
just it's ridiculous. But really the main issue is what's
going on again with our girl Emily. Yeah, she makes
what we affectionately known as fart eggs. Yeah, she cooks.
(36:32):
She cooks up these eggs in the microwave. It's egg white.
She puts in, like she said, veggies which are like
broccoli and stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
So it has a bunch of spinach.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Spinach is in there.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Sometimes mushrooms will be in the mix.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Onion.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I have my dried minced onion that I sprinkle the top.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Discuss it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, fart eggs is a dead on description.
There are no better words for it than far very.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
She actually admits it this time.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh yeah, I get that they smell, but like it's
just a smell that I become accustomers, and it's the
smell of health.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Health doesn't smell like health, doesn't.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I mean, I'm the epitome of health. I would know,
I would I would know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And according to what Thor heard in that bathroom that day, but.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Oh my, hear anything in that bathroom?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
What are we doing that? I drink alcohol? Probably too much.
We don't need to go there.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Oh no, that's not we didn't go.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
We don't need to go there in the bath You
don't need to At that time.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That day, you didn't stop winking at me.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
God, So it smells like it when we go into
your studio. When we walk in there, it hits you
like a ton of bricks. When she makes her fart eggs,
which is almost every morning, I'd say probably at least
four times a week. Yeah, it hits you like a
ton of bricks.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
It's so bad that even though it was contained to
her stew video, there was a point like a year
maybe two years ago when the studio right next door
to her decided they needed to do an investigative report
to figure out where the smell was coming from. And
that was just from Emily opening the door and closing
the door.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
I don't even think that was what that was from.
I think it was from being an event.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Studio.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
So so. I mean, even with it contained there, it
was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
But that's what she wants to eat, and you eat
it every morning.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I do.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I eat light in the morning. I like to eat
something healthy like that. It makes me feel good. I
don't feel wayed down. It's a smell of health, thank
you very much. I don't like yogurt. Like yogurt, it's
not enough anyway, A little thing yogurt. I never got
people that eat little thing would never fill me up.
(38:54):
I'd always be hungry.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
She literally said, you don't want something to light you the.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Way you got something to fill me up, but not
weigh me down, you know what I mean? Like the
way Beggie's taking up space in my belly, the.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Way she just talked about you eating yogurt. Was the
look she had on her face when Robert ordered the
cop salad for dinner at the steakhouse. It was the
exact same look.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Of the like how could you?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
So, now that we've moved the microwave and toaster down
the hall into a whole separate room, it is a
shared space. So all of the different radio stations in
our building, and what do we have? Seven? I think
I don't even know six, I forget. Yeah, so they
all shared the same space. And then when we moved
this microwave in there, I had a few people go, oh,
(39:37):
so is that community? Like everybody can use it. Now
we have a kitchenette that has a microwave, it has
airfrer has all these things. But this is closer to
the studios, right, And so they asked, is it community?
And I go, well, I guess, so, I mean, what
am I gonna say?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
This is only ours? Yeah, that's weird. So I said, yeah, sure,
if you want to zap something, I don't have a
problem with it. And so I guess other people now
are using our microwave.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well, it is a big deal because the complaints are
starting to come in what Emily has been making in
the morning and the fart egg smell, which is now
completely taken over the building.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Dude, everybody's talking about it another level, another level.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, they can't understand that you're consuming.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
That because, like you, they know it's me.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think we all know, like every once in a
blue moon, you'll go into your work kitchen and there'll
be a funky smell like some that.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, but that's like you'll get that like once a month.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
But now with Emily making her fart eggs almost daily,
like this is becoming a thing.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's bad.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah. So the last couple of times I've cooked him
in there, I've tried to do it earlier before people
are stirring around more. What does that mean, like before
somebody's going to go in there, like before people usually
try to eat, and I go in there and I yeah,
like run seven, which is like I feel like people
don't eat until like eight ish. I don't know, I'm
basing that on nothing because I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Know what the other shows do.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
I don't know what everybody does.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I just know what we do and we don't even
eat till n yet.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
You guys don't need you guys are weird. You guys
don't need to We're weird.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm not hungry yet.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
So I've been trying to get in there like seven
and like do it, and then I'll close the door.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I think closed the door, and then I.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Cook it up and the minute they're done, I leave
out of there and then close the door behind me
again so that like so that it doesn't go in
the hallways. I'm not wanting it to go in the hallway,
and so I hurry up and get back in my
studio so that doesn't leave a trail.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
But clearly that's not working.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, No, it's bad.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, but I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Can we stop with the fart eggs?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I don't know what else I'd eat.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I mean there's other foods.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Banana that's not gonna fill me up? The same thing
is damn yogurt banana should get crazy and do that.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
What's wrong with that? I don't know. It's like offend it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
That does make sense.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, I do a bagel every day, gain is allion pounds.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
That's like sky. Yeah, that's what sky does. It's insane.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Got a bagel on the way right now, So I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Anyway, I like, yeah, So I can't figure this out
for the life.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
There's literally nothing else you can.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I mean, do regular eggs. It's Is it the fact
that it's egg whites? Is that smellier or.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Any kind of egg in ac eggs smells bad?
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I think so, right, I mean, I think I personally
don't know, but I believe the broccoli is the number
one offender.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I believe the other things smell.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Too, because the egg eggs are very sult that have
that sulfur fart smell, especially the one. And then you
add broccoli to it, then yes, double doozy, Yes, assault, double.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Doozy, double dooey. You don't, don't. I don't care for it.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So, Eddie, do you think she could just take a first,
a baby step of just removing maybe the broccoli?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Is there another veggie you can?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Oh? She loves she sucks asparagus.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
I don't like asparagus that much. I like it, okay,
but not in my eggs growing asparagus.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Oh, I love it, obviously, I guess I could try
to get rid of the broccoli, if that will be
less offensive. I could do that for people. But I
don't think I could budge any other way. And I
don't think the spinach. I don't think the spinach smells.
So I had thought about sneaking a microwave back in
my studio.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Not in your mind, I mean, it's a company policy.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
What do you mean talking?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
I thought about getting a littler one, and like putting
it behind my content makes no sense, right a little.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
If you're gonna lose your job over a microwave, maybe
your heart eggs.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Rather lose my job than gatazillion pounds like any other
like a bowl, or don't say that you know what
happened with that damn che seol some p one.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I appreciate you, whoever you are.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
He set me because we had talked about this a
little bit before. He set me, Hey have you heard
about chi as seed pudding or something like that? And
I went porridge, porridge, porridge, and I go, no, what's that?
And he like explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
He goes, it's really delicious.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well, I don't know. So I went to the store
bought chia seeds with and like googled recipes made overnight
shea porridge. It was the most disgusting. I mean, you
put seeds in a bowl and put oatmeal oat milk.
What about you do that creamal weed a little bit
(44:42):
like that?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Sas Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Can I add brocoli to cream a weed?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Stop with broccoli?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
My broccoli?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Broccoli? Seven am broccolies?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
I do?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I do.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You're gonna have to figure something out because.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
You like multiple You'll have to tell me who's talking
about me?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I mean the building. Yes, yeah, it's not what it is.
It's not good.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, yeah, we gotta find you more options.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
I know screwed. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'm screwed.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's not good. This is a pretty wild question. But
everybody's going to have an answer to this because I
don't care who you are, I don't care what you do.
You're good at something, right, we would hope. Well, there's
a question out there asking what do you think you
are better at than eighty percent of the population? Where
(45:35):
that number came up? I'm not really sure eighty percent,
But what is it you believe you were better at
than eighty percent of the population? Wow? What would that
be for you, Sky, I.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Considered a few things. Organization.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I feel you're better than I think about that though
eighty percent of the Yeah, I don't know if I
can say that confidently. I'm good, But that's that's it's
a high number. There's people who do that professionally for
a living. Voice shut up.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Seeing potential in real estate.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I mean, come on, dude, that's again people's jobs that
are incredible at that. But there's incredible I.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Mean, really, anybody can get the real estate licenses.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
There's not what I'm saying, a small percentage of them
that are incredible at me, and I believe I'm part
of that.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
There's no way but shut up. Small, small hit, but
the number.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
One, hands down. Even when you guys try to mock me,
I can still outdo you with passive aggressive comments. Thorm
will be like, oh, and then Sky's gonna say something
like this, and then I'll say what.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I really say, and you're like, yep, that's it girl.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I mean I don't have an argument the other ones
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Argued, but passive aggressive win. Thank you you guys, Emily.
What do you think you are better at than eighty
percent of the population.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
I feel like, and this has kind of been proven
on the show that I'm pretty incredible at parallel parking.
Like I get off when I go to parallel park
I am so, I'm sorry, Like I get so excited
what I nail it?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I do?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
But eighty percent, I think what you're saying, like professional drive,
there's stunt drivers who can.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Drifters drift stunt drivers drifters, those are in the twenty
percent above me. I'm saying eighty percent of the population,
the normal people. I'm the best parallel parker of normal people. Yeah,
because you said eighty percent of the population, that means
I'm saying that twenty percent is better than me.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, yes, I'm talking about those preparations.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Percent is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yes, you're in the twenty percent of the population.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yes, wow, you believe that.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
I do believe that.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Hands down.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Can you drift into a spot? No, go fast, I
rip it and get into a spot.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
No, I'm just talking about normal every day squeeze yourself
into a tiny spot parallel parking.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I can nail do you ever?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Do you always get it on the first pull?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah? Always?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Wow, there's there's times when you can't get it. It's
impossible to get it on the first try because it's such.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
A small spot. If yeah, they can figure it out,
can nail it really good at that?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Nothing else?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No, you really you don't think they're definitely not cooking because.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
You're I was praying she didn't say that, because we
would have.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I wanted to say how fast I can cook, but fast.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Cook faster.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
But I can move and groove and whip something together
in the kitchen real quick.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
But I didn't be good.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I think it's good. I didn't say that. I think
that's what I'm great at.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
That. No, we're not going there. What about walking?
Speaker 3 (48:50):
I feel like you walk faster than eighty percent sport.
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
So I don't think you wouldn't you wouldn't win a
gold what I want to?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
But I've seen those walkers. I've seen those weird fast walkers.
I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
They do.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Never looked them up.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Do they do the shimmy like they have this weird
walk somehow goes so fast?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, it's wild for me.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
I have a couple of things that I feel like
I'm oddly good at. One of them is packing a car.
I'm really good at packing. Oh, like I can make
stuff fit that. You're like, how did you make that fit?
Speaker 6 (49:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And I'm like really good. I'm like really good at
like a Jenga style packing a car.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Would you say you're good at Jenga?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Uh, because it's kind of and it's not Jenga Tetris, oh, Tetris,
which I'm pretty good at Tetris.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
But that's more of a speed thing. Mine is precise.
Oh okay, yeah, where there's not going to be an
inch of space anywhere, Like I've packed it in those Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
It is kind of wild when you guys go up
to Norcow for Christmas and you bring all the gifts,
like sort of.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Look forward to it. Packing the car up, yeah, because
I can. I can nail that thing. Oh my god, suitcases,
golf clubs, I got presence in there, and it's all
in there, and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Nailed it. Just shoving it in my car, no way,
no way, I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
So I'm really good at that. But I mean, come on,
I truly believe you put me in a competition with
the world's most knowledgeable Star Wars fans. I'm finishing in
the top twenty percent. I'm finishing in the top.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Twenty percent Star Wars Trivia top twenty.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Without a doubt. I mean, I'm not even not even
blinking an eye. Really, I might win. That's not confident.
That's not confident. That and there's cycles out there that
no more than me. So i'll give you that. But
top twenty percent easy, Wow, easy. I'm wearing today.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's a deep shirt. It's like, actually figure.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
The old school. Incredible. Okay, incredible, So I'm going with that. Okay, four,
What are you better at than eighty percent of.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
I would say I would say I'm one hundred percent
better than most of the population at complaining and getting deals. Yeah,
no doubt, No one's gonna find no nothing. I was born.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
I was.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Some people were born into greatness, and when it comes
to complaining and getting deals, I was because I come
from the two of the greatest ever do with my
mom and my dad.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
So then they are in the top twenty percent too.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Oh that is true?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Are you better?
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Have you eclipsed?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'll be honest with you, this is tough.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
You know they're listening.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'm gonna put you up against Big Vic on a
car lot a dealership. Who's coming out with the best deal.
I think, I think we're a better team. No, I
don't want to.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
So here's the deal. And in the same vein, if
you put me up, ask my mom with complaining to
like an airline service. This is tough. You're going down
because my mom will still write letters. Yeah, this is
tough because I'll still ask for their advice. But that
being said, I feel like I've eclipsed both of them
with these things.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Really, I think you just do it more often. They
don't really care as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I wouldn't say that you know a lot. Here's why
I feel like I've eclipsed them. But they'll say no
because they have more time on their hands to complain
and get deals done. They have nothing going on, so
if something happens, they'll go as far as they can go.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
I thought you were gonna say you are better at
most of the population about trying to figure out who
looks like somebody.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I mean that also is You're right, it's an innate ability.
But here's the thing though, here's the thing though, I
don't know why I have this gift. It was given
to me, you know, by God. But the problem is
not everyone looks like somebody. So if you tell me
what was that person look like, they may not look
like somebody, but most But if somebody looks like somebody,
(53:02):
I could tell you.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
But you also get in trouble with it because sometimes
somebody will look like a non attractive celebrity, which.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Anyway, So yeah, those are two things I'm very gifted at.
If you're useless in society.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Okay, Well, the thread went viral and people had a
lot of things to say, from serious stuff to crazy stuff. Uh,
lots of picking the fastest line at the store. There
were a lot of parallel parking. There you go, untangling things,
bissing their way out of situations, looking you directly in
(53:38):
the face, but being able to tune you out at
the exact same time you're that.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I feel like I I try to listen, but you
could tell he's uninteresting. We know when you're out. You
guys do, but more people don't.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'll be like, oh, okay, really.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
You don't think that. That's so what I'm really good at.
I'm really good at handing off a conversation to somebody else.
I have seen you do that, like I do that
to Sky recently and somebody was talking to me, and
I think I just went, oh, well, sky's really you know,
she knows, and I just walked and he literally walked
out of the room.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
He does having a good internal clock and finally packing
groceries the proper way up the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
I'm pretty good at that.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
And now the show is happy to bring you or
I have some respectors midweek meltdown men.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Yeah, I have no idea what's going on with him
this week. Sometimes we'll give a little preview of things.
Sometimes we'll know what's happening with the irritable things like that.
I have no idea what this week is got I'm
going this this time. I don't know a part here
Edward falling apart?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
What do you mean if you could tell we have
our cameras out and you could tell my left eye
is looking a little bad, dude.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
I've been dealing with this eye issue pretty much all week.
Where on Monday you came in, it was swollen, it
was droopy.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, and it hurt, and then yesterday it's still hurt,
doesn't hurt as much today. I haven't been rubbing it
as much, but it looks bad.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
It's very red, puffy. Well you got pink eye. What
do you got going on?
Speaker 2 (55:32):
They I don't know. I went to the doctor. I've
gone twice and they haven't told you. I'm on antibiotics.
So one doctor said pink eye. Another doctor says, they're
not sure that think it might just be an infection.
But I've been washing my hands. I'm good. But that's
not what we're talking about. Falling apart. I need to
tell a story. So this is I can't believe I'm
(55:53):
going to tell the story in the air, but this
is what we do, and I'm going to tell this story.
I have no notes, no notes today, guys, stack, I'm
gonna ran about something. Yeah, but this is just something
I need to get out. I about a month ago,
I started to get this weird irritation on my penis.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh no, what is this rant?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Turned?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
What are we doing? I mean, I didn't even start
to write. Is it a doctor segment? What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Right? I'd like to.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Say, I want to go ahead.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Can we wrap up the show or the whole entire
show to go home?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
What a weird irritation on my penis? So it freaked
me out and I started googling a lot, which is
a bad sign for the vickery. Yeah, which is not good.
Speaker 3 (56:44):
That's not going to turn out well.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
So I started googling and getting I got tested for everything,
which is weird because I'm married. But I was so
freaked out about something wrong with me.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
So do you go to the doctor?
Speaker 2 (56:56):
I went to the doctor, took a look at it
contract and I've gone to the doctor, not one, not twice,
three times. So the first time went to the doctor.
The monkeys. I don't have monk aids.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
That would be I'm trying to diagnose this.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Okay, Yeah, he said he went to a doctor three times, so.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
I think, you know, well, are they looking? Are they
testing him for that?
Speaker 2 (57:19):
I don't know. I don't I don't think monkey AIDS
was in the blood work. Yeah, I don't think that's
a regular tests on their part. So first doctor looks
at it kind of annoyed. I was even there, but
I'm like, hey, there's an irritation male or female. Male.
Second doesn't matter, like they did they need a little
like Mike, they don't need. Can I get through this? Sorry,
(57:42):
I'm trying to Can I get through this? How are
you trying to help me. They didn't use raccoon tools
that they used for the babies. They didn't use to
like at Rady's. No, they didn't use that, no baby tools.
I won't tell the story. I'll stop that.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
Come on, Emily.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Were So a week goes by, irritation is still there
and kind of uh hurts a little bit when I
go to the bathroom, not like just not just discomfort.
Go back to the doctor and I see this doctor
and he says I have a thing called ureth theritis.
(58:23):
And I'm like, huh, okay, arthritis of the penis in
the I guess in like the urethra. I don't know
if it's arthritis, but it's not good. And that's why discomfort,
and that's why there's irritation. Like, Okay, this makes sense.
He gives me, gives me antibiotics, should knock it out.
I take the antibiotics for a few days. Nothing's changing.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
This is kind of crazy that you haven't brought this up,
because usually tell us everything. You tell us too much.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Buckle up, big guy, there's war. Nothing's changing, and it's
not gonna worse. It's just not getting better. And I
tell my my wife obviously knows what's going on. I
tell her everything she does and we're out and she says,
(59:11):
maybe you have like a yeast infection going on. My wife.
I love my wife, but she definitely thinks she's a doctor.
But why because you've met her. I mean, she works
in healthcare.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
She thinks she's also a first responder.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
You know, she'll like.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Ye she draws people's blood. She doesn't have an m D.
I mean, what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2 (59:38):
So so we go to CVS and she gets me
yeast cream.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Wait, like female yet reading the problem?
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Why would you just listen to her? So let me explain.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
I do.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
You could message a doctor on the Kaiser app that
I use, and the doctor I messaged said, because this
happened to me a couple of years ago, and he said,
use what the medicine you used last time? And I go,
I don't remember what that medicine was, and neither and
I was looking through all my medical records and I
couldn't find it. So we assumed it was this yeast cream.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Dude, what I mean, this is an assumption, Like I'm
not putting nothing down in that area, man, Like I
gotta be real, like you gotta be the top doctor
in the field to prescribe me something.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
To me to trust. I trust my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I love and trust my wife as well. But if
my wife goes, hey, when you squeeze this tubeish of
you know, crest in your penis or whatever, I'm gonna
be like, you don't know what you're talking about. No,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
She's so confident when she's talking about No, it makes
you believe. Buy the yeast cream. We go home and
I was just gonna put it around the penis. Well
you can't. You got a urethraw problem. So she says, no,
you squeezed the tube and put it in. So I did,
are you? And so hard? And a day or two
(01:01:11):
and I did, And I go, how many times should
I do this? I said, that's my wife and she
goes her prescription. Say you're talking to her, my wife, says.
Hailey says, I guess as many times as you want.
Oh my god. So on Sunday I did it about
five or six times. Monday, like, what the hell? Monday,
(01:01:38):
I wake up and I try to go to the
bathroom and it's the most excruciating pain I've ever had
in my life. Like like ten degree burns on the
tip of my penis. I then I then go to
the doctor and I go, I tell the doctor what's
(01:01:58):
going on. And the doctor says, you put yeast infection
medicine in your penis, and I said yeah, and she goes,
you realize a vagina has different tissue than a penis.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Okay? So then I said, so then she tells me
to drop my pants because she wants to see a doctor.
It doesn't bother me. I get it, I get it.
I don't care. Doctor is a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Maybe when they looked at your body parts, they thought
it was a vagina, But when you're.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Walking around with a box of monasterats, they're like, oh, guy,
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Kind of scooch up in the stotimes.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
You gotta speak to them all the way, all the
way down, all the way down.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Oh my god, can I tell you something else about
this idiot?
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Hey, this is my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I know I know what we're ranting about yet, but
by the way, uh, this idiot tells me on Monday that,
you know, he's got this I issue and he goes,
he goes, yeah, you know, Haley had some cream or
something that I rubbed in there, and I thought about it,
and I go, you just rubbed some randow.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
It was an antibiotic eye, but you don't know what
it is, and you don't know if that's what you mean.
But two things I'm not messing with. And I got
two eyes and penis issues right now. So the doctor
pants down and this was her shriek. This was her
exact word, your poor penis. Did they cut it off? No,
(01:03:37):
they didn't cut it off. But I have as of
right now, I have a chemical burned on my penis.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I don't even know what to say, do I.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
This is the most try to go to the bathroom.
When I just want to try to go the bathroom,
It's almost impossible. I'm in there screaming silently for my pain.
Ass that's how much it hurts. My penis is in
so much pain because of my wife. I will never
listen to her again. I trust her again. You cannot
(01:04:16):
told me to put the yeast infection cream in my penis.
But my poor penis, as doctor jokes would stay, I
have no words.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It's dumb and dumber.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
So now I'm gonna be on a steroid to help
with the inflammation. Getting that today after the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
And make it bigger.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I mean, it's not that steroid. It's an inflammation because
my urethra is very inflata and I have a chemical burn.
So I have a chemical burn on my penis and
I can't see out of my left eye. That's what's
going on in my life right now. Guys. There was
no rant today other than I want to cry because
of my penis.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Well it is leaking from your eye. Maybe a penis
too related?
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, excuse me. Okay, maybe you need something, but I
got to go to the bathroom. You're not going to
so if you hear me scream out, you know what's
going on there.
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Move on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You don't know how to move on me. I don't
want to in so many ways?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Do I not want to be? Thank you? Thank my wife? No,
I'm not going to because you listen to her so
well never I never will again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
But anything, so, I keep thinking, Emily is one of
our closest friends, you know, I mean, we're really tight.
I I thought, but these things keep happening and and
it's it's really kind of offending us, and it's hurting
our feelings and we can't figure you out. The big
bone pick with you. So we remember when you were
(01:06:03):
first began on this show, the year one, when you
had a surprise party and we didn't make the list.
We did, We weren't invited to this surprise party, which
was very hurtful.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Well I didn't. I HiT's HiT's the key word there,
Eddie is surprise. I understand that I had nothing to
do with it. Maybe, I mean I didn't know about it.
I wait, I understand that aspect of it. But I
would imagine the persons that threw you the party, if
they're putting the other list and and you know you're
you know, talking about who you you know, you like
(01:06:39):
and who your friends are, they would probably make you
know the list and have us beyond it. I mean,
I didn't sit at home prior to the party listing
all my friends for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
For no reason.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, but it wasn't like I was creating a list.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
For possible you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, But to Eddie's point, once we did not get
the invite, it definitely led us to think, oh, when
she's at home talking fondly about certain people, clear, we
are not on that list of the fondly people.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
We we we let it go though, because you're right,
you didn't make the list, Robert.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It's still things a little billion years ago billion.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
And then let's recall how Emily and her family own
a ranch and they have this ranch and every year
Emily goes to it and has like time blast and
in the middle of nowhere, and there's a pool, and
she always talks about, oh, yeah, it's great. You know,
(01:07:42):
our friends come up and it's always awesome, and we're
always like, well, how come we don't.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Well she always goes, well, have you guys out, We
have you guys, Have you guys year any time you want?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Yeah, and we never would never get invited.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah, yeah, But the.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Next time came and it was her and the whole
group of people and trailers and camping and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I mean I think that that one was a collaboration
because it was one of my other friend's birthdays and
I think it was Robert's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Multiple every year.
Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You keep saying, I mean it's every year we brought
it up. I mean for many years. Oh she's not
going to disagree about that, okay, uh, And I mean I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Don't really think you guys are going to want to
go to my ranch.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
I mean we've said it. I don't know how many times.
I don't think we'd have a fun time. You don't
think we'd have fun. I think I have last But
I mean, okay, well then this is the ultimate. This
is the ultimate.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Now we know where we stand with Oh, it is
clear now where we stand.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Because oh yeah, Emily talked about last week about how
she was going to be staying at her aunt beach house.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
God how much the family owed.
Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I mean they have ranches, beach houses all.
Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
On those place since I was a little girl.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
What happened to you?
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Wanted eleventh of a ranch?
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Eleventh my cousins, Well, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I'm just saying, like you have all these family members
who have all these things. Yeah, then there's you. Anyway,
So your aunt hass beach house and you were planning
on staying there this weekend, and you brought it up
to us, and we were like, oh wow, that sounds
pretty cool, like well, you know whatever. We were talking
to you about it a little bit, and we even said, oh,
(01:09:27):
you know, are you having friends out there? Like could
we come by and check it out or whatever? And
you told us verbatim, No, we're not really having friends.
It's just gonna be the three of us and we're
just gonna be out there hanging out. Maybe my mom
and your stepdad might swing by, but that's it. That's
it said. Okay, that's cool, sounds nice little get away
(01:09:49):
for you. Okay. Then yesterday we find out that not
only did your mom and stepdad swing by, but multiple friends,
multiple groups, did come by the beach house and hang out.
So it's blatant at this point that you hate us.
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
It's not blatant.
Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I don't want to hang out with us outside of work.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Did you get in? Get in?
Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I'm five minutes off the road. I mean, like, I mean,
I'm right there.
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
You latantly said you'd really love to see this place,
check it out for like the weird real estate value
of it, like I need to know. But I mean,
it's it's blatant.
Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
It's not blatant. And there's there's reasons.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
There's reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Supposed to be my mom and my stepdad and my
sister and my niece were going to come back the
great and it was just gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Be Chill's house, be anywhere with them.
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Yeah, So true.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Absolutely, Wow, She's invited me out places, she has fans,
she's invited you dancing. I don't I don't think that's true.
Last time somewhere my party when everybody was hammered, she dancing.
She's never sent you a text on a Friday and said, Eddie,
would you like to come?
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Won't give you a number?
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Eddie? When was the last time Emily invited you somewhere once?
That's so sad.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
So that's it was only supposed to be us in
my mom my family, right. So we were excited about
that because it wasn't like, let's invite a bunch of people,
let's have a list, let's have to make all this
food and all this stuff. Friday afternoon, my friend Fletcher,
who have known since I school, randomly texts me because
you were going down there and says, hey, I'm bored,
I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna cruise, buy and give
(01:11:41):
Robert a gift. She came by Friday night. That was
the only human and then.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
A friend.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I love how it doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
She was a stop by, and then there was Saturday.
She stayed a couple hours. Boy, but that's not a
stop I didn't have to buy the extra food, didn't
have to do anything, and it was just a random
stop by.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
And then, I mean, we weren't asking you to I
don't want you to make I don't want you to
make it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Saturday. It wasn't supposed to be our friend Keith and
his wife Holly. And maybe it was supposed to be
them because they were supposed to be doing something else.
And I guess somehow in the back or whatever, Keith's
plans fell through and he reached out to Robert later
and then they came by.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
It's okay, So what did I say that was wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
You just.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Were they were supposed to come, that his plans. It's all,
you know. He was never supposed to come. He was
always did.
Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
But you still have people come visit you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I did, I did.
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I wasn't friends, wasn't friends.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Game didn't have the right food, wasn't like food situation.
You feed people when they come to your house.
Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I mean you don't have to should bring a sandwich,
drinking drink of beer, hang out to check out the water.
Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I mean, there's plenty of places to get pizzas and
tacos all right there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
By the bay.
Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I can understand.
Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
I mean, I'm not des I can I can order
Emily to your house right, many many, many many times.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Interesting bak break. Remember you guys want to go drive south,
find a parking spot?
Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Why do you always put stuff? Ina?
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I go to my wife goes to the beach all
the surest. Sometimes you guys want to do You know,
I didn't think you guys want to come. That's not
either you want to drive the south mission find it
possible to do.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I didn't invite any of these people. They just ended
up showing up. And it wasn't that many people. It
wasn't that many people.
Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
But I'm sure when they showed up, your first thought was, oh, well,
let me text my friends and people are showing up,
sineple are showing up?
Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
What people there?
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
The guy first thought was how did you find a
parking spot? Where's Then they went where's the food? And
then you cried, is that what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Why what is it? What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
That is nothing I explained to you just now, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
You didn't explain anything. You had friends over.
Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
We didn't invite people, I mean not us like we
didn't clearly, yeah, clearly. And you guys are closer to me.
And it wasn't for my birthday. It was for Robert's
birthday weekend. So it's like, was flesher there because Robert
Fletcher actually talk more than we do.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
That's weird. Yeah, that that's an odd thing to sounds
like you.
Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
If it wasn't my party, like my fortieth birthday party
that you guys were all invited to, you guys would
have made the list. If we were having a get together,
you guys would make the list. It wasn't supposed to
be a get together. I mean there's things called stop buys.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
That's what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
So is that what we have to do if we
want to see you on a weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
We just got to force our way in to see
text the ranch.
Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I'll text you. I'm saying I'm a swing by.
Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Hell yeah, break some beer? Wow, see you soon. Wow,
I'll see you soon. When are you going into the
ranch again this summer?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
No clue.
Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
We haven't planned anything, so we're all invited.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I didn't feel very welcome. I don't want you to
have to make food.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
So I have no idea what this is about. But
apparently I've been doing something that is getting under Thor's
skin because it's really bothering him and he needs to
call me out for it. I don't know what the
heck this is about, but I guess I'm about to
find out.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I can't watch it. I can't take it anymore. I
can't watch it anymore. I won't do it anymore. I
won't see it anymore. You talking about you know, Eddie
comes in here every once in a while. He's got
he's got he's got a lunch box, lunch pail on
the chop site, and he comes in here and then
(01:15:44):
sometimes we have a sandwich, yes, babe and Jay chicken, salad,
egg salad, turkey, whatever it is. He rubs it in
my face.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I mean sandwiches, and I don't rub it in your face.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
You're talking about sandwich, not to say I'm but other
food items.
Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I have seen you rub in people only burritos and
because there we get this one particular spot and said
delicious brito, and I give it a kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, but you know that's weird.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
No, No, you give it multiple while making direct eye
contact to those that didn't get a breed make with it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I give you guys the opportunity to get the burritos,
and then you act like you're better than me and
don't get a And I want to show you how
much I love this burrito. I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
You do, sir, Yes, so you kiss it repeatedly. You
will stick your tongue out and block eyes with us
while you do it, which makes it even Crazer're.
Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Not normally involved in this.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Normally I don't do it to you, But you do
it to my friend Emily.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
And your friend, and I wait to take up for
your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Does happen?
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
It does happen to me often.
Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I see it hurts her soul. Well, she's jealous. She's
jealous of the.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I'm not getting into this, but she does things to
me as well. Okay, we're not doing this where you know,
she only asked for to get food on days that
I bring in my purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Yeah you do. At this point, this is not sick.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
This is what she started started. Yes, I believe start.
You don't even have a dog in this fight. Can
you be quiet?
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So he also does the thing when the brig when
he finishes it. He oh, but he's always so sometimes
he will lay on the floor rubbing in my face
and I said, here's my yogurt. It's a big Brita,
because that's not even what it is. He's got the
sandwich out, he's got the little compartments for the letters,
(01:17:44):
the little about uh not really. He puts his lettice
in his tomato and a baggy very rare.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I call that a gourmet turkey.
Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Very.
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
You have a little towere for olives. I haven't brought
in all of its mustard.
Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
He doesn't mustard in mayo sometimes, But that's not what
we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
That you're not as observant as you think. I haven't
had olives in probably ten years years. Yes, so can
I Okay, I can tell you exactly when it stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Why did you have an olive you show no COVID
killed it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I used to get the olives at the little olive
bar at the store stop. That's the only time I
would ever bring him in, and once that stopped, it
was gone.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
But I don't have those olive bars anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
That's that stinks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Sorry for your He definitely asked what chips.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
I don't have a sandwich with chips. That can't have
a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Sandwich? Sandwich and an apple? How do you even.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Child?
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
That's like a kid's the kids off? Yeah? Kids get
the kids will do what apple slizes or fries? What
are your chips? What do you not an idiot.
Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
I don't even let my kid order the apple. I'm like,
you're not a weirdo like apples. I'm not raising human.
I'm not help the human carrot sticks.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Okay, I don't know how this turned on me, but
so Eddie, he'll open the bag of chips. I don't
know about you. When I eat chips, I eat a
couple out of time because who grabs this one chip?
That's that's psychotic.
Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Psychotic.
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Eddie will grab just one chip and then pop it
in his mouth and then somehow gets the craziest crunch
on all these chips that I've ever heard of in
my life. But that's not very first. My fault the
fact that you only grab one chip at a time.
I can't take it anymore. Multiple chips and why are
(01:19:51):
you worried about getting residue on your fingers?
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I will do this with multiple different food items. Really,
I go fry. Well, that's crazy do you only grab
one around like the McDonald's, the in and out where there.
I don't know why I'm being screamed, like what.
Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
If one is broken in half? You know how sometimes
you got a halfy in there?
Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Just tiny?
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Why is that so crazy? Two or three a bunch?
I always do a bunch because you guys are pigs.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Makes pigs kind of look it's it's it's Have you
ever seen thor eat fries or chips? Well, he's holding
out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I mean that at me.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
You look like an animal when you eat. I mean
there's things flying out of your mouth. I mean you
talk NonStop when you're eating, like the worst manners I've
ever seen. I don't even want to say the other
thing that I eat one at a time because they
will really upset you. If chips bother you, I can't.
It's crazy. And you grab it, you pinch it? What
do I fullhand?
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Because you're eddie, you're very slobbish, you're very delicate, You're
very I have seen him grab like wonder and then
he does yet any kind of like.
Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I'm not. I'm not effeminate when I get my ch
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I shoulder.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
That's not true. I can't take this girl.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Everyone else you're for this.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
You're the only one who I have done nothing to.
I don't understand why this all of a sudden bothers you.
Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
The fry thing when you said the fry thing, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
That's a you grab multiple fries and shove them down
your gold with tiny chick lits.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
I would understand if we're talking steak fries here and
you just go one at a time. Okay, okay, I
can see that, but like fast food French fries, Like,
how are you not still eating your meal from like
Saturday right now?
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
If you do, get the slowest eater on the planet
is attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Yeah, well, listen, she's got no leg to stand on.
I understand this. I mean she's still eating children.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Got some type of coffee at ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It's weird. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
The other thing that I eat one at a time,
And this I have been called out for before because
it bothers. So this isn't the first time you've heard
something like this, just in this particular space. Okay, I
will eat popcorn one out of time, you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Know, I you know, I don't you know? I dumped
the girl because of that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
She was never dated.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
She was any one popcorn at time, And I was like,
I can't do with this crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
I don't want. I don't grabbing handfuls of stuff and
shove it into my mouth. I don't have to grab
a hand. You can grab a hand I get. You
can have a little less to a handful. You grab
a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
But like, what's one gonna do? How does it takes
called five years of popcorn? Does it take you five
years long? Pop corn?
Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
It's called popcorn?
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Pop that's so wild. So you do like one piece
of popcorn, and like if you've got a piece of
candy too, and you you don't mix it like I'll
do like a couple, like a little bit of popcorn
and candy. You just do one of each, put it
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Like you mix them together, like you'd pour him in
the No, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Why don't people do that?
Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, I know. But I'll like have like a milk
dud and you use this dad's favorite dave, and I'll
put one in each.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
I'll go, I'll go back and forth, but I won't.
I'm not putting him both in my mouth at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Now, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I don't know about you, Emily.
Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
But if, oh my god, if if I went on
a movie date with a guy and I noticed he's
doing one klonel at a time, I like would feel
like a slob.
Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
I would feel like a discussion.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
You are, I feel so selfie.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It's harder to grab one.
Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
With your hands maybe, but not with my You don't
even do a handshot so you can attack me. I can't.
I can't myself.
Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
I just I don't understand it. I can't see it anymore.
Just try two chips at the time. But I don't
want to flavor explosion.
Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
You're telling me it tasted.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
It has to. It has to. What chip can't taste
as well? What if you get like a small chip,
like a half chip like he still doesn't, he doesn't
grab the two, He'll still do the one.
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
I'm shocked this bothered you this much. I don't understand what.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I can't look at it. Are you gonna walk out
next time he gets chips? I may, it's all going
in the same spot. I may, but your taste buds
aren't enjoying it. I feel I'm worried about your palate.
I feel like at some point, first of all, I
have an advanced palate. Second of all, I feel like
at some point you're gonna choke. I'm not gonna show
how much choke me.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I mean, I'm savoring it. Like it's like it's a good.
Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Why nobody has I do the chip thing? I do
do the chips coming out of the world, But I don't.
I don't sit up, don't do that. Picture is ready
and like pictures ready, a little lobster again, look at
(01:25:10):
your hands.
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
You can't be possible for you to do. But how
could you not be on my side?
Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Then?
Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Well, the chip is it depends on the chips too,
but they.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
So I think we all agree.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Okay, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I'm not doing that. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Well, I'm a little worried that we've lost Thor a
little bit because, as you know, he says he has
deleted all his social media accounts because right, you know, yah,
delete the apps off your off your phone so that
you could study more for your pilot license, and so
you don't have anymore. But you said when you get
(01:25:50):
here at work, you can go on Twitter and all
that stuff. So once he's here, he gets his fixed,
and I don't think i've heard him talk yet today
because he sold transfixed onto. What's going on on Twitter?
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, I didn't know what happened yesterday. Players hurt. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
There's other forms of the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
You can just why. I don't even go.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
I don't bother.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
No, I'm just studying.
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
So do you look forward to coming in here now
to get fixed?
Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Okay, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It's crazy enough locked in now, locked in.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Shooting at Drake's did you know about that?
Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Oh wow, Wow, I didn't know if you saw it
or not. Yeah, I did. Happened while we were on
the air, Oh I did? Okay, Yeah, nobody dropped a
disc track yesterday yet.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
But that good or bad because you don't get to see.
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I was kind of hoping for a new one from Kendrick.
But I think it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Though shots were fired, literally, but it was nothing to do.
It had nothing to do with Kendrick. With the weekend
and his security and the Drake security guard. You had
the weekend, Uh and Drake are feuding us well Streme
with everybody right now? Really, where you guys been.
Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
At I don't know where you guys like to Drake,
I don't know what now we we're all feuding.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Yeah, I don't know. But nobody likes him anymore in
the music industry, not even the de Grassi people. I mean,
I question Edie, that's a question. I mean he might
have blown them off over the years. Okay, oh no,
so even they're bitter now too. He's got nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
So yeah, we might not see much of Door today.
He's locked in over there work. You know, he's got
to do what he's got to do.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
All.
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
We've also heard over the years that Emily really doesn't
mind going to shady Massage parlors. I said that, and
I stand by that comment. He's gone to some questionable
places over the years. Yeah, you know the area town
she lives in is interesting, Lemon Grove.
Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
So I mean, once again, you know where I live.
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Once you go down the street even two minutes, you're
in Lemon Grove.
Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Yeah, that's that's that's that's south. There's a ninety four
freeway and that's exactly where. That's the Lemon line when
you cross over the ninety four.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
It's not that I know exactly what you are, and
so you were in that that that area has some
kind of interesting massage parlors I've.
Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Seen, you know interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Do you ever go to that Joelar place, you knowed
to get a massage?
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
No, that's they don't. I don't want to believe they
offer massages. Is there you might you might want to
go over there and check it out.
Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Massage places are blatant. Joelar is blatantly a sex shop. Okay,
it triplex?
Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Where is this place? You don't want to know what's
happening here?
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
But in that shop, there's like a shopping center where
this place is. And in that shopping center there are
like Asian massage parlors that even Robert Kraft won't go to. Yeah,
those are Emily has been there. Emily's been there, like you.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Know, so don't you know? As soon as you go
in that it's this is not like as soon as
you go in like it's it's a it's a very
different vibe, vibe and situation.
Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
There's there's different levels. There's the level that Eddie's talking
about where there is no windows and barely a.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Sign that says massage. I don't all actuality.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Truth I don't go into that place.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
There are other places.
Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
There's different levels, so there are places that are a
step up if you will, from that and it the
place will have windows and you don't have curtains, and
the door will be open. And that's where I started
my shady massage parlor journey because the door was open,
(01:29:35):
so there was some source of light in there. So
I thought this is more legit.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It's not completely boarded up looking like, you know, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
All to just sort of get a cheaper massage.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Correct, okay, correct, Wow, I war last minute.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Yeah, see, I want to be emily so bad in
this regard.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I don't know that head I don't know, will I
admit is well documented from just about anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Well, so that's the thing, like I've always said that
for years, Like creepy guy in the sales department, Okay,
if you want to rub my shoulders for two minutes, okay, whatever,
that's right, right, right, that's happened.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
To the places that I've been to than that. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
I feel I feel like because I have all my
clothes on and there's other people in the room, it's safer.
But for the last I don't know five years, I've
pretty much only gone to the same place, you know,
and I know this place and well, no, I mean
that's that's my fancy go to place when I like
really really want to do it up. But I have
(01:30:36):
a place in bird Rock, you know, just a place
I go to regularly. But I will see, like I'll
drop my daughter at an appointment at our orthodonist in Claremont. Okay, No,
I mean Claremont is funny East, Okay, can you shut up?
But you will find some massage parlors in Claremont, And
(01:30:58):
I'm always looking at them, going is this legit? Is
it not? So the one I always look at Emily
does say massage on the window, but all the windows
have like a rap on them, and it's very pretty.
It's lotus flowers and you know, somebody getting a massage
looking very happy. Maybe some stones, Yes, thank you, definitely
(01:31:21):
stacked up. Yes, yes you're dead. You are dead on
but you could not see in that window if you tried.
So that's massage forty yeah. So would that hu? Would
that be a safe spot? Doors closed? A beautiful rap
on the windows, but.
Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
You can't see it. See, here's the tricky thing.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
I would probably think that was high end.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Every time.
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
It's very sad then to.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Like that, okay, And I will sometimes throw a Google
in there, you know, google it, and I will be
looking for reviews of people saying it's a legit that
I got take.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Care of you asked for Sophia.
Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
I was happy at the air of the massage.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Wow, happy, that was a good say. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
So I will sometimes look but like where I was saying,
where I started off at, like the one I was saying,
I didn't do that. I just saw door opened and
some nice photos up. It's obviously not a fancy place,
but I thought forty dollars Asian massage places are a thing,
and they're not. Not everyone is gonna finish you off.
(01:32:44):
But that first one I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Was it a guy or a girl? I gave you
the first one.
Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
It was a woman this first time. This is like
years ago, but I was still on the show and
told you guys about it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
She was. She was very aggressive with me. And then
did I felt like she was going for she was
going for the goods.
Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
And I'm not kidding when I said that. I mean,
if I say that, I really mean it she was
going and I ended up telling her that it was
too she was being and then she was like kind
of like aggressive with me when I didn't want that
to happen. And that was the one that I ended
up stopping the massage and leaving, Like I got up
and I said, no, thank you, I'm done, and so
I left that one. So that's that happened. I can't
(01:33:23):
I can't even imagine that I would be feel I
feel bad.
Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Just trying to do she was rejected.
Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Yeah, I mean, what do you just say, Oh, the
pressures too much? Can you go a little lighter or
something like to not? I mean, just just freak out
and then get up and walk out as wild.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
I felt panicked. Okay, it's not going to surprise you
that I was panicked.
Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
And ex one where they kind of went after your
throat a little bit and was that you I'm trying
to remember someone when somebody got massaged by the throat?
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Was that you would be sybody that somebody? Only?
Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yes, yea, I would think that would yeah. Yeah in hindsight, yes,
big red flat. Since then, I've done a little bit
more research, but I've still gone into some shady spots,
but then it's been like, honestly, it's been probably about oh.
(01:34:16):
So then then my progression was I started going to
the places like Happy Head, which is a chain, and
those are those are safe, Those are fine, those are safe.
Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Those are cheaper massages.
Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
And so it's been a while since I've gone to
a cheaper massage place, maybe even a year. And then
yesterday I got a wild hair up and I decided
that I needed a massage. And I was taking my
son to baseball practice. And his baseball practice is like
deeper in La Mesa and kind of near Lake Murray,
which is a pretty area, you know what I mean,
(01:34:46):
a nicer it's fancy to me over the fancy.
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, like you're practically in Rancho Santa Fe, like like.
Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
San Carlos dug Sero areas fancy to me. Basically, I'm
in the Rancho Santa Fe's county in my house. And
I dropped them off, and I had an hour and
a half to kill, and so I said, I'm going
to get a massage. That seems like a great thing
to do. I had a long day, and that seems
like a little treat for myself. I ironed a kid
and so there's a massage place right near the field,
(01:35:15):
and I've been seeing it and this place has got
windows open, natural light everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Oh, it looks it looks nice. It looks sort of
fancy on the scale. There's no chance that this thing
looks fancy.
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Why do you think it looks fancy? Because it's like newer,
it's not grunting.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Let's relax.
Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
It was it ended up being fine, so it's let's relax.
It was pretty. Oh not pretty. It wasn't like the Estancia,
but you know what I mean, it was nicer.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Right, You felt you felt safe.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
I felt safer. I did look it up. It actually
had a ton of positive reviews. When they're using pictures
like this on their Google it's stock photos, a lot
of stock photos, a lot of stock It kind of makes.
Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
You go, huh, it is interesting that it's not named
after like a flower or something like that, like orchids
or something. You know, definitely, if it's not that that,
I might go, Okay, this may be have a little
bit more legitimate.
Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Sys Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Yeah, and so, but I didn't even need to Google
photos of it because I drive by it all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
To read to read's field.
Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
So I saw it with my own eyes, you know
what I mean. And so I decided to give him
a call. Oh, and they answered, I didn't know, you
know what type of people owned it, who was who
was you know, who was working there? Never been in?
Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
And do you need an appointment?
Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Well, that's what I wanted to call, to find out
what the deal was, if that price that was on
group on or whatever was the price that you actually pay.
Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Some of these not great, but really one girl, oh no,
I carry this on you.
Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
No no.
Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
One guy says it was the best massage I've ever
had thumbs up emoji and then Tina is the best.
Oh so that would make you a little suspicion. That
would make me very suspicious. Yeah, that would make me
very very suspicious. Okay, I didn't. I didn't, but she's
the best I did.
Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
I had tony Oh oh man.
Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
That see, that makes me less suspicious that there's a
man there. So I called.
Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
I called and said, hey, I'm in the area. I
wanted to know blah blah blah. Uh not great English.
It was a pretty uncomfortable conversation. Okay, I didn't understand
much of what he was saying, Oh, but I did
get my point across that I wanted to come in
for a thirty even massage. He said, okay, So I
got there. The group bon wasn't really what I wanted.
(01:37:37):
I guess it was just for a foot massage. I
don't even want a foot massage. I don't need anybody
touching my feet. I actually don't even want anything from
the waist down for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I just want you to work my like back and
they don't want to touch it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Oh no, they're only size eight. They're only size eight.
They just look bigger because they're long and pony. Oh okay, right,
that's okay, okay, And so uh I got the for
forty bucks. I got a thirty minute massage, and that
was going to do the whole deal where you take
off all your clothes and lay on the table.
Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
You go full full massage. That seems wild. Yeah, skintting after.
Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
It, uh, skintting after it and laid down.
Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
It was fine. The room was clean, smelled nice in there.
Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I had music going and a little a little water
feature in there.
Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Did you do a camera sweep?
Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
What is that? Now? When you sweep the room?
Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
For cameras. How would you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Well, I mean it depends how deep you want to go,
but just basic you're just looking around for you know, holes,
and you don't.
Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
You don't do that when you get massages.
Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Do you.
Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
I've been going to the same place for like, I
think about a decade. When I got my last massage,
there there was a bag in the room that I'd
never seen before. Did I examine it?
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Yes? I did. What what was it? It was the
makeup cameras?
Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
It was the makeup bag of the ladies. Well, I'm
assuming it was her makeup ad look through stuff. I
didn't look through it, but it was sitting there open
and it was and it was Yes, yes, I looked
through it. So I looked at it and it was open,
and I saw there was makeup in there. I didn't
like stick my hands in there, but I did look
on the outside to make sure there was.
Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Nothing patrothing pin whole camera. Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
So so did you did you do a camera sweep
up the room?
Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
No? I just got naked and on the table right away,
right away.
Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Okay, all right, different, we're different.
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Happy to report.
Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Laid down.
Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Yeah, Tony got in there, no funny business.
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
No funny business, magical hands, magical hands.
Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
We review saying place is great, Tony is the best.
Yes something, Okay, that's great. So now you got so
now you got new spot, all worked out.
Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Now I got a new spot.
Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
So you're good. You'll go back. I'll go back.
Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
And I feel like I finally stepped up my game
with the massage situation. I'm a big girl.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Now you stop. You stopped going to shady massage. Yes,
that's huge, that's huge. Found found a legit massage I did.
Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
I'm happy for Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
So we have heard before that Emily has no problems
bouncing and moving tables all over the place until she
finds the right bot in the restaurant for her. Yeah,
you have to have the whole vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
I do it often.
Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Say you're going to go sit somewhere on patio and
this one corner, this is like something that happened recently.
This one area of the patio happens to be in
a little bit of a wind tunnel.
Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Very cool.
Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
But the other side of the patio I noticed was warmer.
There's open tables over there. Go ask the hostess if
I can sit over there, no problem, just go sit
over there. But then I realized, oh, this place is
right next to the bathroom or something like that. Oh
the next place over.
Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
There again, you can't move again.
Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
I will move like two or three times.
Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
I once worked in a restaurant where we renamed all
the tables based on customer complaints. So we had arctic,
we had bathroom, we had hot table.
Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
So like guys area. Okay, my section was not the but.
Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Because of the Emily's like, we literally had one person
who'd be like, I can't sit here. It's like the
arctic here, or somebody's like, you're gonna sit me at
the bathroom table, and it's like, well, somebody has to
sit at this table.
Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
If there's no open other tables and it's no problem, then.
Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
You may have to go outside and wait and get
back on the list.
Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Maybe this attitude is why she's not really.
Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Do you ever get seated somewhere and then maybe the
table next to you is too loud or something else
is going on where you want to move?
Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
I'm okay with you.
Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
I can tend to be a loud table that doesn't
bother me as much as like a cold table or
table in the direct Sue, yes, correct.
Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Well, something happened recently with four at a restaurant and
he got to the point of where he had to
say something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
What is going on the other day with my wife,
we went to a restaurant. Was an indoor outdoor type thing,
you know it was, I would say it probably it was.
It was avery pretty much. And everything's are now. I
feel like any indoor of the restaurant, you know, And
and we I she loves sitting on the outside. Here
we go on the outside. I don't like sitting on
the outside, like foozing.
Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Your cold even on a warm day.
Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Yeah, I just feel like the air is everywhere everywhere.
Actually it's always windy always. And then also too, like
am I sitting in the shade? I don't want the
sun beating down on me?
Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
So I don't like sitting on the sitting outside. But
she has to sit outside because then she gets annoyed
me for one to sit outside. But this is what
the thing is about. So we sit outside reading. She's
across from me, and because we're not going to sit
next to each other. That's insane, thank you. And if
I see a couple doing that, yeah, you're losers. You're
not that in love.
Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
No, it's not an in love thing. But like if
Robert and I are sitting somewhere and it's like there's
like a street, like like say we're like in mission
beach or something, and there's like a patio or something,
we'll both sit on the other side.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
So we could look and what people watch. But that's
like a that's like a bar set up. I'm talking
about being in a booth and sitting on the same
side of the booth.
Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Like even if to say, there you also hold hands
while you eat discuss how do you like that conversassion?
Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Like I don't want to have to turn that entre
body to talk. No, it makes me not want to
be friends.
Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
You picking at a bar with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Oh, that's so kidding. Does you have to have your
hand on your leg the whole time?
Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
No, there's no touching going on.
Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Do you cut his food for him?
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
No? Not in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
That's yeah, So so I can't stand that. But this
is what's going on. Mean, why I was directly across
from me we're having a conversation, and then direct and
then behind my wife is a couple, and this couple
is kind of in an Emily situation. Now we're outside,
it's like it's not a bar, but it's not like
the one long table, and they're sitting next to each
other and like there, you know, a kiss on the
(01:44:02):
cheek here and there, very overly intimate while you're eating
a cheeseburger. If you ask me, wait a minute, I
thought it was a little much p D, A a
little too much. Now listen, I have nothing. There's nothing
wrong with some PDA. Every once in a while, I
know I get yelled at my wife. I don't give
enough p DA. Sounds like being touched. So everything you're saying,
I don't like being touched. I'm sorry. A lot of issues.
Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
We can't sit outside, we can't to each other, we
can't touch one another.
Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Okay, sounds like a blast.
Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Being touched a lot, so I have to I make
a big effort now to touch her more in public.
I'm sure it looks natural too. And then I don't
know how long to keep it there. Like the food
comes and I'm cutting a steak with one with one hand,
I think you can. So, so that's so they're doing that,
(01:44:59):
and then know, my appetiser comes out. I'm trying to
eat and I look, I look up. I have eyes
like I don't know where else to look. I'm looking
straight talking to my wife. Engaging conversation. Oh god, it's
so engaging. And these this couple is just making out.
We've escalated making out, like to the to the point
where it's like like you've watched the Bachelor or the Bachelor,
(01:45:22):
but they're like over the top making out and they
it's it's a lot. It's a lot to watch. That's
the kind of kissing.
Speaker 6 (01:45:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Is it the lobby?
Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Yeah, because you say it's like a brewery type place.
Is this the vibe of like we've been here drinking
a little bit too long. We should probably be back
in our house.
Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Yeah, they're not hammered, but this is like we've had
a coup, we've had a few we've had a few cocktails. Oh,
we're a little buzzed, and we're also madly in love.
So they're so they're like ferociously making out and I'm
I'm annoyed by this. You mean, first of all, not
the best couple I've ever seen, and that's got something
(01:46:01):
to do with them. You are too much. If it's
too good looking people making out, I'll let go. You
don't need to say that out loud. I mean, do
you want to see two Nongol people making out?
Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
No? I don't think I want to see anybody making out, honestly,
but that's.
Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Just that's them one, especially because you don't make out with.
Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Your head A tongue kiss middle school?
Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Stopping what middle school? A tongu kiss? My wife yesterday?
So in private, so I see a couple making out.
I'm trying to eat wings, and I'm like doing the
thing where I'm like hoping they see me, and they
don't because they're so into each other because they're so
(01:46:38):
in low. And I start looking around trying to catch
a waiter's eye, and like if I catch the waiter's eye,
I'll turn my head directly to them, like throwing my
head out. You're showing like I'm showing them, like, hey,
could you please say something like what is whyly moving
my head around? What is she's asking me to stop? Oh? Okay,
well she can't see it. And then she goes, well
(01:46:58):
just switch with me, and I go, that's weird, because
then that makes me look bad because if I just
switch seats with her, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
What I mean, flipping your head in the direction of.
Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Doing and the non chant kind of way like this,
like and then and what is that supposed to tell them?
Like they're gonna see and they're gonna go, we'll take
care of it. What do you mean, We'll take their
hand up like we got this, you are. No one's
saying anything, and they come over to take my wings,
(01:47:31):
and Hayley goes, please don't, please don't, and I go, no,
it's true this. So I pulled the waiter in because
I don't because they're like pretty close to and I say, hey,
can you say something that about making out? And I'm
trying to eat wings here they're just making out. It's
it's still too much for me. You guys say something
and the guy the guy, it's just the buster, So
he goes, so I don't know you. So he leaves
(01:47:57):
and I go, all right, he's on it. I think
he ran. So he goes and doesn't say anything. So
then our waiter comes and I tell the waiter again,
Haley's coming out.
Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Of her Can you imagine like again, I would ask you, guy,
but let me ask the best. On the show, somebody says, hey,
can you do something about this couple making up behind me?
It's a little much?
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
I would automatically be so upset and nervous and upset
that the manager personal like, what do you what would
you even say?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
You walk over and you go, hey, you got to
hope you're enjoying the food, Hope you're having a good time,
but can you just keep the making out to a minimum?
People trying to eat here? Imagine no, then tell the manager.
Then tell the manager to do it for you. And
I told the server and she was, you know, a
little taken back, but I'm sorry, I'm paying. We're eat here.
(01:48:56):
These two fours are making out NonStop. I don't need
to see this. I don't need to see this. And
luckily for the waiter, they left right when she was
after she was doing me. They got up and left
and she said to me, she was like, Okay, I
think they're paying their bill though, and I went, all right,
because now I'm annoyed. But I'm sorry, I'm paying. But
(01:49:18):
why are you annoyed? Because I don't want to see
I am, but I just I'm annoyed the people like,
who do you think you are? I'm trying to eat.
This isn't your right. That's the problem with society. People
think they go wherever they want. They could do whatever
they want. There's rules to society. Start they're gonna start
doing oral next.
Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
I have a question that really shouldn't matter. You said
that they are for what number would be acceptable to
make out?
Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
I don't like PDA. I'm looking at it. But you
said if they were hot, if you give me two tens,
you give me too. No, No, it's gotta be Gostling
and Margot Robbie that all day. Okay, I'll watch that
all day. Glenn Powell, I'm watching it. I'm watching I
(01:50:09):
don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
That's a pretty insane thing.
Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
To do anything other than tense. I mean, I'm not
I'm not being biased here, So exactly what it means
the definition? All right, Well, we are very excited about this.
But I said we are going to have one of
the Wet Bandits on our show from Home Alone. People
freaked out and we got very excited, not only starring
(01:50:35):
in some of the most iconic movies ever. He has
one of the most iconic voices. Yes, because everybody will
know it, you know, from Wonder Years and stuff like that. Actor, comedian, author,
Now Daniel Stern joins us this morning. How's it going, Daniel, good?
Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
Thanks for having me on. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Oh, we're thrilled to talk to you, Daniel. We're very
excited to have you on. We hear that you have
a new memoir are coming out about your life and
career called Home and Alone, which is very interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:51:06):
It's a pretty subtle title there.
Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Yeah, I can't figure that went out.
Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
You know what was funny because I thought I thought
of the title and I thought, you know, that's a
good way to like let the fans know that I
it's sort of about me and they know me from
that movie. What I realized afterwards, like, oh, that's how
I spend most of my time home and alone. There
you go home, and I love to be in my
art studio and writing, and I like on my farm.
(01:51:33):
So I'm kind of turned into a hermit these days.
So the title makes a lot of sense both directions.
Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
No, that's great, here's check it out now, Daniel. The
Home alone movie has really transcended like everything, Like I
can't everybody loves that movie literally from any age because
I love it growing up, and then my kids love
it now. And I mean, it just keeps going and
going and going, and we see it every year. It
is is it still kind of like Amazing is still popular.
Speaker 6 (01:52:07):
It's not only year after year. It's around the world.
I mean, you know, and and and and the life
that it's had. I mean like I went to visit
the troops in Baghdad in two thousand and three on
a USO thing, and we went into Baghdad in the
middle of the freaking war and there's kids playing soccer
(01:52:28):
in town and they all recognized me, and they all
come over and go, Mark, Mark, Mark, And I'm like,
are you kidding me? Still like in the middle of
a war.
Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
But the but, the but, the.
Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
Blessing of the lifetime is that they're smiling, they're laughing
at me, they're thinking it's funny. They they're remembering that.
And that goes on around the world, and like you said,
generation and then people come up and say, oh, my
family gets together every year, or you make us laugh together.
I mean, what a humbling and uh, honorable experience to
(01:53:01):
be a part of. And I still can't quite beat
my head around that I'm a part of that and
that I hold a place, a tiny place in people's
lives that way. It's a it's a lot to deal with.
Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
It's great, though I've tried to accept.
Speaker 6 (01:53:17):
It, you know, like and and ride along with it,
and I and I love it. I mean, it's again,
what a way to walk to life.
Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
You know what's crazy, Daniel is that the Marv and
Hairy characters are so iconic. I kind of thought they
would eventually get their own movie, you know, like like
like maybe a prequel of like how did they get together?
Like why did they start doing this? Like that would
have been kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Great me too.
Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:53:45):
Then we did Home Alone too, and I heard like
they're gonna do Home Alone three. I thought, all right,
what's this one about it? It's like, you're not in it?
Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
How's mistake?
Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
I thought?
Speaker 6 (01:53:55):
What is Home Alone without? Without the gang? But you know,
it's gone on for its own life. But I'm I'm
I'm ready for the sequel, you know, let me know
when that's okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Gonna write it. I'm gonna write the Marvin Harry prequel
about how we how we got.
Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
I should be able to be young?
Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah, we'll figure this out out.
Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
We have Daniel Stern joining us this morning. And you
know what's funny too, Daniel, is you know, you've been
in some amazing films over the years and TV shows
and all that great stuff. I'm a little league coach
and I asked the kids the other day. I said, hey,
what's your favorite baseball movie of all time? And there
was a couple of you know, kids that said different things,
but the consensus was Rookie of the Year. They still
(01:54:40):
love Rookie of the Year, which I didn't know you
directed as well.
Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
Really, yeah, yeah, I directed that. That was one of
the greatest experiences of my life. I was a little
league coach myself nice and I was coach coaching my
kids team, and I got that film and it was like,
I love baseball, you know, I mean the whole kid
empowerment thing, and you know, I think that one really,
I mean, what struck me about that is the kid
actually gets to play. You know, there were some other
(01:55:06):
baseball movies, but He's we had to figure out, how
is this kid gonna win how's he going to play?
And to put the kid on the pitcher's mound at
Wrigley in a sold out stadium was so thrilling and
so empowering for it, and that's what really got to
those kids in the audience and the parents and the
dads going, oh man, it could really happen. He could
(01:55:28):
really survive that and really win and really, you know, flourish.
And I love that in the movie. I love that
in you know. That's the theme of the book too,
by the way, is kids can do stuff. Kids are strong,
Kids are resilient, kids are you know, and we want
them to be that. We want them to be capable
even in an impossible situation, fighting the wet bandits pitching
(01:55:53):
in the game. You know, Bushwhack had kids saving the day,
they're raging rivers. I mean, it's about getting our next
generation behind us strong. And Rookie of the Year really
had the ultimate kid empowerment movie for me.
Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
I love that, Daniel. I grew up, I watched all
these movies, but I also love City Slickers. Slickers are
one of my favorites of all classic big City Slickers family.
So I had to get that out there. But before
I talk about city slickers. I want to go back
to home alone real quick, because Joe Peshi is your
partner in that. And whenever I think of Joe Pesci,
I think I don't want to mess with that guy
Tommy from Goodfellows. He's insane and casino. What was it
(01:56:32):
like being on set with Joe Pesci? Did you have
to like help him with some comedy chops or did
he get right in? Yeah, put that on the record. Yeah. No.
Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
You know, Joe and I had done a movie before,
like a few years before. We've done a movie called
I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can, which thank god
we were both cut out of. We played two guys
in a mental institution, and I mean it was a
serious drama, but we made each other laugh so much
(01:57:04):
and so hard, and so when we got to uh
to the home alans that you know, we already had
a chemistry and knew how to make each other giggle
and uh and just diving in deep with him was
one of the most brilliant experiences of my life. By
the way, I do want to say about Joe. If
you think he's a big, scary guy and a brilliant comedian,
The other part of Joe Pesci is he's a brilliant
(01:57:26):
jazz singer. Away Joe Peshi's music, Oh my God, sing
like Tony Bennett, like I mean, he sometimes recorded under
the name Joe Doggs d O G G S. But
if you want to see Joe's true artistry, that's crazy music.
Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
Killed Billy bats and then he goes sings in the.
Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
The head. Daniel, we had such a fun time talking
to you this morning. Good luck with the book, and
good luck with everything going on with you.
Speaker 6 (01:57:59):
Man, And thank you so much for having me on.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Absolutely our pleasure. There you go, Daniel Stern going this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
What a what a great guy, all right,
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