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April 16, 2025 13 mins
Thor's Mid Week Meltdown! Thor rants about how he finally realized he hates golf and The Masters.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And the higher guns on the show. It's Rock one
five to three. All right, is everybody prepared because it's
about to happen as it is time for Thors midweek meltdown.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm Or,
have some respect Thors midweek meltdown.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Week meltdown. Yes, every week on Wednesday, it's the midweek.
Thor goes off on whatever is bothering him the most way.
Everything bothers him, but he picks one thing that he.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
What are you doing? Hot coffee? Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Can you get it together? Yes, Thor is about to
let loose on something. Right, What exactly is bothering you
this week?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Eddie? You're not gonna like this one, big guy? Come on, man,
is it about me? No, it's not about you, but
it's about something you love. Oh, Sunday better not be wrestling.
He No, it's not about Russeman. Even though this WrestleMania
this year looks atrocious, I think we could agree on
come on, come on, we could agree on that.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Going in. It doesn't look great. But I mean, I'm
sure there's gonna be something.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm sure there'll be some fun stuff, but what terrible
building This year. Anyway, this is about something that already happened.
This pass them. This is about two things where I've
decided what am I who standing up? I finally decided
he always does.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
He always starts off sitting, gets fired up.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I finally decided. You know, growing up, I felt like
I had to love this, and I felt like I
had to do it, and I felt like just as
part of being a guy. But I finally realized, I'm
standing up for people here. I hate golf, Oh god.
And not only do I hate golf, God, I really

(01:51):
hate the masters. Come on, it is the most pretentious, douchiest,
self righteous white person thing on listen.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Slightly racist, yes, slightly slightly.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Nothing lights the pageantry, the scenery. It's not a National Park, Augusta.
It's not man made. They say it's so great. Do
you know that they pipe in bird noises into the broadcast. Never,
that's a fact. I've never. I mean, you knows it's
a fact. He knows, it's a fact. It's the fakest

(02:27):
thing on earth. I saw some guy I think with
Scott fan Pala, who I love, on Sports Center and
he takes a picture of the Sports Center desk with
like the eighteenth green behind him, and he goes no
better place on earth, really, because I go to a
mammoth and find a lake that's just as nice as
the Masters in eighteen. I don't understand why people love
this so much, and they say it's a tradition unlike

(02:49):
any other. Really, the tradition where women weren't allowed in
the club until twenty twelve, is that the tradition. I
was okay with that.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, gentlemen only ladies forbidden. That's what golf stands golf.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Golf is golf, and specifically Augusta National to me is
the ultimate no girls a loud club, Like it's the
ultimate dude. But then the thing about it standing up
for women right now. But then the thing that's so
douchey about it is that they all, they are all
so elitist and so golf and they're so by the book.

(03:26):
Yet when you close the clubhouse door, it's like the
most misogynistic you know, as place on. I did see
some stuff when I was a golf caddie at the
golf Oh I don't, don't. You don't on the golf course.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You were a golf caddy who was out there paid
to be, you know, show your teas, I mean, what
do you think? And then you have gym Nance the godfather.
He is the epitome of milking the moment and doing
too much and it's so over the time, it's so

(04:06):
Jim Nance is the best pro golf commentator of all time.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh my god, when Rory.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Won, you did not hear his voice for a solid
five minutes because he just let the scene play.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It was unbelievable. I'm throwing up Goosy's the whole way up.
He just tells the most embellished story. When he tells
the story about Rory McElroy, most golfers, I think we
can agree grew up privileged. It's a very rich sport.
You have to have a lot of money to play golf.

(04:45):
You can't just play golf. Rory is one of the
rare cases where he kind of grew up in kind
of poverty. I guess because he said kind of, Well,
it wasn't like he was. He wasn't from you know,
a third world country. He was Ireland, but Ireland isn't
the most But like he tells a story about how
like Rory was begging his papa for some money, to

(05:06):
buy some balls at the range, and as Papa said,
he only had enough for a small bucket. And then
is apparently, according to Jim Nance, his dad told Rory
McElroy hit every shot like it's the last one out
of Gusta. Rory, what a ridiculous story. That's clearly a lot.
There's no way his dad told him that. There's no

(05:27):
way his dad told him that, and he knows it.
He knows it.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You want to talk about a moment walking up eighteen
he drops that tidbit.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I am.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
God, my god. Everything they do has that those stupid
like string music in the background and there's somebody narrating.
I mean, they make it seem like if you have
been taking a dump in a week, but you take
when at the Masters on Sunday, it's the greatest dump

(06:05):
you'll ever see. And you go in there and they
showed the twenty a week.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you haven't pooped in a week, that would be
the greatest poop you ever had.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
And how growing up you only could go in public
restrooms and now you're getting a dump at the Masters.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That would be great. Wouldn't that be incredible?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Wouldn't that be the other thing that bothers me about
the Masters and this this, this isn't just the Masters,
the one. This has nothing to do with the broadcast,
has nothing to do with golf. It's just that one
a hole that on the t shot when it's a
par five, five hundred and twenty yards, yells out, get
the hole. That's like, that was funny twenty years six.

(06:42):
Are we still doing that. It's every golf that's every
golf turn. It was twenty years ago turn.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It was funny. It's I'll agree with you, not funny anymore.
That stupid.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's a par five. It's like getting in the hole,
you jackass.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I agree with you all. I agree with you on
that one. But can we just for a second. I
love the Master. There's nothing better than the Mask. I
hate it, especially that the fact that we're doing this
after that round of golf on Sunday, which was one
of the most incredible rounds of golf I've ever seen.
I watch a lot of golf, and this guy is

(07:20):
rantic about the Masters. I hate it today, of all days,
I hate it. I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It, and like the tweets about it, this is better
than the Super Bowl, No it's not the World Series. No,
it's not for you. This is better than the NBA
champig No it's not. No, it's not, but it springs
me to my main point. Oh I hate You're not
there yet. No, I hate golf. Can you stop? You
hate at it? That's why you hate golf. Everyone sucks

(07:44):
a gold group, but you can enjoy it. I hate God.
I've hated it for years. I pretend to like it
because I felt like I had to like it, Like
golf in high school, I felt like I had to
like it. But it takes for Here's why I hate God.
I wrote down a bunch of reasons why he hate first,
it takes forever to finish. Why is it eighteen holes?
It's for I have a buddy. I have a buddy.

(08:06):
He plays golf and he's he's I guess he's kind
of good. Not you any Jesse, my fuddy Jesse. And
he'll say something like I played golf like seven am
this morn, just to get it over with. I never
if you love something, why are you getting it over with?
Even people that love it need to get it over with?
Because such a.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Long say about baseball? Why is the nine innings. Why
does baseball take two hours?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
The same thing? To me, golf is the ultimate competition,
not a sport. Golf is not a sport. Here's why
sport because you hit the ball and you walk. It
takes zero athletic ability to play golf. I've seen guys
who are fat, smoked cigarettes like John Daly on the
course and then win the MPGA Championship.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Which is rare. But guys are he looked at the tiger,
look at Rory.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I mean, you know, zero athletic. Justin Rose is forty
four him in second. I mean, it's like golf's the
ultimate competition. And it's also just an excuse for guys
to get drunk and then drive their golf cart around,
which I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They should get dust. You
should get duys on the golf cart. And then the

(09:14):
people that the guys that are the guys that are
on the course, who are in front of you, who
take forever because they needed their practice swings. You suck.
You're never gonna be good. If you shoot an eighty five,
I'll look at you like, WHOA, that's pretty good. But
when you come to think about it, in eighty five
is nineteen over, which isn't good. That's like going two
for seven and a double header, going, hey, you swung

(09:35):
the bat well, it's terrible. You swing the bat well
two for seven, that's terrible. For seven pretty good, I
mean not really.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I mean two for seven it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean, and a double header, I mean not really.
You want to go Maybe if you were four for seven,
I'd be like, whoa, you did really well to incredible
for seven. Pretty often it was two hits. That's not bad,
but that's not great. I am tired of golf. I
hate golf people that work. Why have to wear college
shirts I wear? I've been I go to I go golfing,

(10:06):
and most of some of these courses, some of them
are just dirt, and the rounds like twenty five dollars,
But I have to wear a fifty dollars college shirt.
You don't college shirts worth more than the round a
course like that, You don't have to wear shirts worth
more than the round.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We'll go to a better course.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I also can't stand the guys that get golf lessons.
You can't really bothers. Me took golf lesson. It was
a mistake, but imagine this Imagine this, Imagine this, Imagine this.
Imagine I was joined an adult baseball league and then
you guys say, hey, we doing after the show for it?
And I go, oh, I got a pitching lesson.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I would expect it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That would be I was thirty eight years old. A
pitching lesson that psychotic?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Good for you, man, good for you?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
No, that would be psychotic. Or I start, I start.
I joined, I joined an adult rec league basketball team,
and I start doing pick up basketball lessons with a coach.
How weird? Why are we getting golf lessons? You're never
going to be good. It's over, it's over. But what
do you consider good? Obviously I'm not going to be
a professional, like that's next level. But if I feel

(11:08):
like getting good, Like if if somebody shoots in the seventies,
you're good. You're really good at golf. I mean, but
is that good? Though you're still so far over par.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
But but we're not. You're you're comparing it to pros.
Pros are going to be the one shooting under par.
Us just going on having a good time.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Talking about park, right, I mean we're also not playing
on their courses either, right, playing easier courses It's just
it's the most boring, pretentious sport. It's a reason for
guys just to get out of the house and pretend
there's the athletics. I just it's not beautiful. Nothing, Nothing
about a golf course is beautiful. I don't under I
don't understand why that's start. You want to go see beauty,

(11:51):
go to go to your seventy that's beauty in the mountain.
Those are the mountains a rush well, I don't know,
nor the Grand Canyon. That's beautiful looking at looking at
a Saturday, looking at a looking at four hundred yard hole,
that's great? Is it a great skill? It is? Rory

(12:13):
McElroy is a very skilled competitor. Is he an athlete?
I don't know. Am I played video games? I was
playing m IB the show last night through a one hitter.
Am I an athlete? Am I? I wouldn't even get
it down that I wouldn't make it up. I mean
I wouldn't make it easy mode. I mean I didn't
have it on veteran mode, thank you very much. I mean,
what do you mean, no chance I have it on

(12:33):
veteran mode? Am I an athlete? Am I an athlete?
Play video games to play golf something. I think video
games are just as hard. I think video games anyway,
you will never see me on the golf course ever again,
as long as I ever, as long as I live,
taking a stand the mini golf course, I'll play. Okay,

(12:58):
I love a good game of Mini Off. Baby, you're
the Roy McRoy boomers. Yeah, it's just that I make
a putt when it matters.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I mean, he won barely. Okay, this guy makes no
sense you make. That was the worst rent you've ever done,
worst one. We all know Emily moves fast, right, I
mean she's always fast walking somewhere. I guess, crazy man. Well, Emily,

(13:25):
turns out you may be doing it right. We're gonna
see what they say about people who move too fast.
Coming up next on the show, A Rock with a
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