Loose In A Bag

Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.

Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

Civil war let’s go. The right way, their way. Idk how it was alive. Your movie ain’t gunna be shit. Piss in the wind. Two guys one sub. Doesn’t sound like hard work to me pal. Falsely accused of smoking weed. Nobody’s listening. They’re gunna bang you out. There you go boss.

The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?

Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

They Gucci man’ed Trump.  Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses.  The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.