A Hoe And A Housewife

Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting your ex at 12:05, blocking/unblocking cycles, and all the delusional little milestones that make growth feel ✨spicy✨

In This Episode We Discuss: 

• The most delusional “I’m healed” moments  

• Whether blocking is growth or just ...

What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)

• Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it

• The eternal debate: is it w...

Some opinions are best kept private… but obviously those rules don't apply to us! This week we’re exposing unhinged takes, conspiracy theories, and irrational hate that would 100% get us canceled if they left our Notes app. From petty trends we think are dumb to secret confessions that are horrible but kind of iconic, this one’s pure cancel worthy, unfiltered chaos.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• The hot takes that would have...

Some call it toxic, we call it comedy. This week we’re diving into the messy side of dating stories, petty revenge, and those bad decisions you swore you’d never admit out loud. From playing dumb on purpose, to lies that accidentally became canon, we’re unpacking the entertaining chaos that makes toxic relationships, cheating stories, and messy situationships worth retelling.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• Petty confessions that w...

In this episode we unpack:

• Chaotic purchases we STILL defend (aka unserious budgeting at its finest)

• The little lies we tell ourselves to justify bad decisions… financial and emotional

• “I earned this” spending after breakups, periods, or any slight inconveniences

• Signs from the universe that we used as an excuse to swipe the card 😌

• Unserious budgeting habits we’ll never give up

• Non-financial Girl Math moments (the delusional...

This one’s for the self-aware baddies who can admit… yeah, I was the red flag at least once. We’re not blaming Mercury retrograde for our toxic relationships…. this time! Just owning the petty fights we started for fun, the situationships we stirred up, and the ex-boyfriend drama we may or may not have caused on purpose 😆

We’re talking dating disasters, cheating stories, and our official Red Flag Draft (yep, we literally draft...

Maybe you weren’t “crazy”… you were just out here giving wifey energy to a man who couldn’t even commit to a dinner plan. This is our love letter (and roast) to the version of us that stayed loyal in messy situationships with no title, no clarity, and definitely no reciprocity.

We’re talking breakup recovery, pick me phases, and all the little “quirks” we let slide that were actually dealbreakers in disguise.

In this week’s...

This one’s for the girls who never got closure in relationships,  so they got creative instead 🤷‍♀️ When the breakup didn’t come with an explanation, we wrote our own. Whether you sent a fake “I’m healed now” text or had twelve fake final convos, this episode is for you.

In this chaotic, unfiltered storytime podcast, we unpack:

    •    The most delusional things we’ve told ourselves about a breakup/situationship

    •    Fake “...

So… when was the last time you ugly cried on the bathroom floor, then made cereal like nothing happened? Yeah, that’s the vibe. This is for the girls who are not okay… but still kinda funny about it 🤣

In this episode, we spill the messy stories behind:

    •    Our last breakdown and what triggered it

    •    Why society glamorizes burnout (and how we learned to celebrate rest)

    •    The “I’m not okay but I’m also not folding...

We healed… and then got tired. And okay, maybe a little bit feral. This sex & dating podcast episode is for anyone who’s ever balanced spiritual awakening stories with the chaos of the hoe phase.

In this unfiltered, laugh-cry convo, we unpack:

    •    When we stopped performing for the male gaze (and when we still catch ourselves slipping)

    •    How spiritual awakenings changed the way we show up during sex

    •    The su...

Two ex-sisters-in-law. One mic. Zero filters. This debut storytime podcast dives into our messy situationships, bad decisions, and the toxic relationships that made us who we are now.

In this episode of pure girl talk podcast energy, we get into:

    •    The girls we were at 18 vs who we are now

    •    Our most out-of-pocket and most wifey moment

    •    When healing hit us like a brick

    •    The real reason we stayed close ...