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There was a fellow name a killof a hunt, a bad news due.
He was strictly no fun. Yeaburned down every town from wrong to
catman dudecause someone finally said that manwas wrong with you. He said,
that's something that I'm looking fault.So I just can't get a double hour
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s dive and you survive that,man. I love that, brother.
That's where what ups born in thatA quarter I do just had that has
some spot fred Thank you. Idon't know if you read my mind or
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if I read your mind, becauseI know why you play that because it's
national barbecute. That's right. Yeah, get me some ribs, some brisket
and some sausage in any other chartanimal. I'm not sure exactly where I'm
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going, but Hutchings just kind ofcall. I was just they're so delicious.
I know. I know. It'salso brown bag it Thursday. I'm
not gonna take a brown bag anywhere. I'm eating some bird with U.
Toda. You seem like a lunchboxkind of a guy anyway. Bo Yeah,
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I know it is love a treeday within after you do, the
tree will never call. We'll neversend you a text. Ghost like that
like that woman who fell in lovewith a tree and wouldn't leave it.
Oh yeah, come on, man, my god, what else are we
celebrating today. It's National Mimosa DrinkDay. I like momosa, but some
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guys feel like they have to turnin their man card if they're seen drinking
a mimosa. Go ahead, notget bag. Don't worry about what it
by this. Yes, good aminute. It's International Day of Light.
As long as you got a goodsupply of batteries, I guess you're okay.
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It's a National Notebook Day. Iknow a lot of students are graduating.
When you were in school, yourown notebook was your whole life,
because if you ever lost it,you were screwed. You may as well
just drop out of school. Ifyou be able to do nothing without your
notebooks. I would trapper Keeper.My trapper Keeper were awesome. Somebody says
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trapper Keeper. When you say trapperKeeper, I think of that South Park
episode where Cartman had the Okay,I'm the only one that saw that episode.
All right, all right, Nationalwhere Purple for Peace Day. Okay,
it'll stop the wars or the hatein the world. But at least
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you look cool. Look like you'rea prince fan. Oh oh, here
we go, here we go,National Piercing Day. Oh hel no hall
no no, no, no,no, no, no no no.
I wouldn't even do that. Ihave trouble enough keeping the nine holes I've
already got on my body clean.Nine holes. Okay, count the counting.
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You got seven holes in your head? Yes? And two more a
little further down, okay, okay, all right, okay. Nine And
here's a day that traumatized me asa little kid. It is National Sea
Monkey's Day. I remember, Iwill read comic they're usually in comic books.
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And it was like ordered bow andit had a little picture of a
little monkey face with the monkey bodybut a fish tail. And I thought,
oh boy, I can raise somemonkey people fish. So I ordered
them. They came to my house. I mixed the stuff together and waited
and waited. Wait a minute,I saw some movement. I didn't see
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no monkey face fish though. Damnit. Yeah Brian shrimp. Yeah they
are not. They are not seamonkeys. They're Brian's You know, if
you told me that Brian's rim,then I wouldn't have wasted my damn money.
Well, I don't fall for theX ray specs on the back of
the comic book. Either don't fallfor them? Make more money with the
printer thing. Yeah, watch outfor the back page the the X ray
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specs where the guy's looking at hishand going good. They don't work.
They're one dollar don't work. Okay, all right, So we got to
look at sports of all sorts comingup, and of course we got the
freaking Fool file, and you wantto hear the story about a pervert.
I got a pervert story, yoh, okay. Then Anna Belle's gotta mash
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up for us, and we gotsome other things we're gonna do today and
some clips that you just gotta hear. Yeah, Bow and Them Bash tickets
coming up at seven fifty fun withmusic Day. We're gonna play a TV
theme if you guess that you winthose Bow and Them Bashed tickets. And
then we have Kevin Hart tickets inthe Lone Star ticket window. That's right
today and tomorrow. Okay, let'sdo our mornings track they can yet it
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will be yes, Okay, I'mready. I hope everybody else is ready
out Hit now Dallas for War's classicrock Lone Star ninety two to five.
I can just see smoke coming offof Stevie Rayvugh's ward while he's playing that
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song. O man. I rememberseeing him back in the day when I
was in high school at the OldCellar in downtown Dallas. And yes,
they let you in if you wereunderage because they served fake liquor. You
thought you were drinking real liquor,but you weren't near there's Stevie ray Vaughan
wearing it out. All right,it's time now for sports of all sorts.
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Brod, you buy the Will HeightLaw Firm. Injury lawyers. Go
to Willhightwins dot com. Alright,then, now, remember last Monday night
when the Stars won in the MAVsloss. Ye, Well, last night
it was just the opposite. LukaDungech scored thirty one points in a triple
double and the Dallas Mavericks beat theOklahoma City Thunders one O four to ninety
two last night to take a threeto two lead in the Western Conference Semifinals.
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On the other side of the CornCorn Colorado defensive man Kale Maker scored
two goals in the Avalanche beat topseed of Dallas five to three in Game
five, last night at the AmericanAirline Center, Colorado snapped their three game
losing streak and extending the second roundWestern Conference series. Man I wanted to
close them out last night. Now, both the MAVs and the Stars each
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have a three games to two recordin their perspective second round conference series.
The Stars could have closed out Coloradoin front of our home crowd, but
the Avalanche, they were kind oflike a wounded and cornered animal. They
were playing with desperation. They endedup winning the damn game. The MAVs
won Game five on the road,just like they did in the first round
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against the La Clippers. Dallas heldOklahoma City to forty two and a half
percent shooting. That's pretty good consideringwho they got. Joe Pavelski had his
first goal of the series playoffs forthe Stars and had his second assist in
this postseason. Mitro Heiskanen and rookieLogan Stankovin also scored for Dallas and Jason
Robertson had to assist. Now,the Stars will play Game six tomorrow night
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at nine o'clock in Colorado, andthe Mavericks come back to Dallas for their
Game six on Saturday, with tipoff from the American Airline Center at seven
o'clock. Go Stars and go MAVs, come on with it. Well,
good news for your Texas Rangers bow. They actually won last night, beating
Cleveland four to nothing, thanks inpart to a homer by Adallas Garcia,
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his tenth homer of the year.They snapped a five game losing streak.
And yes, they may be strugglingto say the least, but the buzz
from the club's World Series victory lastseason hasn't waned very much. That was
evidenced in Tuesday night's free giveaway atGlobely Field. The first fifteen thousand fans
received a replica Corey Seeger World Seriesring, prompting some fans to camp outside
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the ballpark all day long on Tuesdayin order to ensure that they'd get one
when they entered the ballpark. Infact, fan demand for the replica ring
was so high that the Rangers havedecided to increase the number of rings that
they're giving away this year. Forthe remaining three giveaways, the first twenty
nine thousand fans will receive a replicaring. That's up from fifteen thousand.
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Giveaways are on this schedule for AdalasGarcia rings on July twenty third, nathan
Iavaldi rings on August fifteenth, anda mystery player ring on September twenty second.
Now, it wasn't entirely surprising thatwhen fans received the free rings on
Tuesday night, a few of themimmediately were listed on eBay and the bids
were rolling in by Tuesday night.One listening had thirty nine bids up to
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two hundred and eighty dollars. Otherswere well into the hundreds. Hey,
strike while the iron is hot,is what I say. Right, No,
Rangers, they have a game tomorrow. By the way, they have
to day off. Okay, keepit going, Rangers. It was a
big planning night for our fans ofthe Dallas Cowboys last night. The NFL
blew out its twenty twenty four scheduleyesterday evening. We now know the dates
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and the times, at least asthe time stand for now for the upcoming
NFL season. We already knew thatthe opener would be Cleveland three twenty five
PM game September eighth, with thebroadcasting debut of Tom Brady in the Fox
Booth. I'll bet you that'll bea sharp look and three piece suit on
him and a headset mic. Ohyeah, kidssing. It would take too
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long to read off all the gamesfor the Cowboys this season. You probably
wouldn't remember most of them after wedid. We know how Rascull's struggle with
short term memory. So if youwant to peek at the complete schedule,
go to the Bow and Them pageof our website lone Star ninety two to
five dot com. The whole NFLschedule is up there all right. And
speaking of football, our old nemesis, the New York Giants, have been
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tapped as the first team featured ona new spinoff series of HBO's highly successful
NFL show Hard Knocks. Is calledHard Knocks Off Season with the New York
Giants. It's a five part seriesthat will debut on HBO on July the
second. The show will focus onthe team's moves from January to July of
this year as they prepare for theirone hundredth season. Hopefully the same curse
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on teams sucking after being on HardKnocks will carry on to the Giants in
this spinoff of Hard Knocks. Wecan only hope, and I've heard that
every year there's an Olympics, theygive out like thirty five thousand condoms to
the athletes. Yeah, well,what is the deal here? And tie
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second beds have arrived in Paris aheadof the twenty twenty four Olympic Games,
with their materials and small size allegedlyaimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during
the competition in trying to knock offa piece. The bed size means there
is no room for the competitors toslide up together and hump each other's brains
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out. The beds are manufactured bya company called Airwave, which also made
the products for the twenty twenty OlympicGames in Tokyo, Japan. The mattresses
and cardboard frames are one hundred percentrecyclable. Well, they wouldn't be if
people would be able to bang onthem, says I hope that Paris's twenty
twenty four efforts to reduce its impactwill show that it is possible to do
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things differently. According to Georgiana Greenon, director of Environmental Excellence for the Organizing
Committee, what she said in apress release, Listen, it don't matter
how small the beds are, They'regoing to find a way to bang it
too. They're going to find workaround you do. You're just making it
harder for them. They're gonna notuse the bed, They're gonna go to
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the closet or just do it onthe floor. Showers great, yeah,
yeah, shower. Okay, let'stalk W and BA action. The Dallas
Wings opened the regular season last nightin Arlington in front of a sold out
arena at College Park Center, andthey did not disappoint. The Wings rode
a late run to a win ontheir home court, with guard Arique Ogumbo
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Walles three pointer with just over thirtyseconds remaining in the game to seal the
victory, beating the Chicago Sky andformer LSU star Angel Rees eighty seven to
seventy nine. Dallas had five playersmake their professional debut, while former LSU
superstar Angel Reese played in her firstgame for the Sky. The Wings will
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return to College Park Center at sevenpm Saturday in a rematch against the Chicago
Sky. Rivalries and sports have beenaround for many a year, rivalry between
human beings, but there seems tobe a new rivalry brewing in sports.
It's between two former athletes turned TVanalysts. Who could we be talking about
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Hall of Fame b ball player ShaquilleO'Neil. He released a disk track Friday
that was aimed at Shannon Sharp overthe NFL Hall of Fame tight ends comments.
Yeah, during his podcast, Sharkcalled out Shaq. They suggested that
he's jealous of the Denver Nuggets starNikola Jokovic and other modern centers in the
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NBA because he thinks O'Neil is worriedthey'll take away from his legacy as an
NBA legend. Shaq and Kobe Bryanthad a long running feedback in the day.
So here's a look back at someof the more notable athlete rivalries.
Michael Jordan and Isaiah Thomas. Rememberthose two were toe to toe. Tanya
Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Let's notbring bats into this, ladies, come
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on, fisticuffs. Fisticuffs Muhammad Aliand Joe Fraser knock him down, Freezion,
Brett Farms and Aaron Rodgers. Whocould forget that Terrell Owens just about
everybody who ever played with him,really, Terrell Owens versus the world essentially.
Now, I'm sure there's others brewingin sports of all sorts. So
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we can sit back and wait tobe pleasantly entertained. Boy love the soap
opera? Yes? Love it alwaysentertaining, isn't it. Yes? Okay,
here's the school you may not haveheard of. They're the Coalinga horn
Toads, and they have been crownedas the nation's best high school mascot.
I know you high school kids areproud of your team and your mascot,
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but the Coalinga horn Toads are thebest according to this. Over the past
several weeks, SB Live Sports hasbeen pitting high school mascots against each other
in an NCAA tournament style contest inorder to find the nation's best. In
the final round of voting, Coalinga, which sounds like something else, was
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just me huh okay, yeah,no, no, no, took over
eight hundred and sixty thousand votes,beating the number ten seeded Miami war Hogs
of Oklahoma. Now. The creationof the mascot was inspired by the annual
horn Toad derby in Coalinga, whichbegan with an impromptu reptile race back in
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nineteen thirty three. Five years later, Coolinga High School officially adopted the horn
Toad as its mascot, just liketeeth you Now the wind comes ahead of
Corlinga's eighty seventh annual horn Toad Derbyover Memorial Day weekend. I can't say
Corlinga without thinking of the other words. Now. The reason I wanted to
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mention Coolinga High School is because thatis the alma mater of our former partner
Randy James, who said right tomy left all this time. That's where
his wife Ju went to school.She's an alumni, and I'm sure she's
heard the jokes of the word thatsounded like the word when you think,
that's why James hooked up with her? All right, coming up next,
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it's the Freaking Fool File. Nexton the Bow and Them show Dallas Wors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two fivecoming up. It's gonna be mashup time,
and I think I know what Annabelleis gonna do. Right now.
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Let's find the strange and the unjusual, because it's time for the Freak and
Fool File. This is a coldthing to do. A Chinese nanny has
been forced to take care of alittle toddler for several months without any compensation,
no pay, no nothing after thechild's parents disappeared without a trace with
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money they had borrowed from the nanny. Now the nanny, known as Miss
Yu, claims that she was hiredby a couple to take care of their
newborn son for a monthly salary ofseven thousand yon, which is around one
thousand dollars. Shortly after striking thedeal, the parents told Miss Hugh that
they needed to go somewhere because theywere going to receive a sizeable inheritance including
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property and other luxury goods, andasked if she could help them out and
give them a loan for the lawyersand the paperwork done, saying of course,
don't worry, We're going to takecare of you when we get back,
no problem, well as insurance thatthey would pay her back. They
decided to leave their child with thenanny while they sorted everything out for a
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day or two. So Miss Yousaid okay and assumed that there was no
reason to worry. Boy was shewrong. She hasn't received any pay since
November of last year, despite takingcare of the child after his parents disappeared
into thin air. To make mattersworse, she also lent them a significant
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amount of money, including her lifesavings and money she had to borrow from
her brother, thinking that the parentswould pay her back once they got their
hands on their sizeable inheritance. Butthe parents just disappeared into the wind,
and nobody knows where they are,and she's stuck with the kid that's not
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hers, and she's out a wholebunch of money because the parents borrowed it
from her. Horrible, man,that's a cold thing to do to somebody,
especially somebody that you just hired totake care of your kid so you
could run out of Well, here'san idea World War world that I think
we might want to consider. Aformer police chief in Maine who was fired
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in March after coming into work drunk, is embarking on a new venture.
He's going to open a bar wherehe could drink on the job and not
get in trouble. Despite not yetapplying for local permits, Glenn Moshier and
partners are moving forward with plans fora Mosquito Harbor Brewing company in Winter Harbor,
Maine. Now. His new endeavorcomes after a twenty year career with
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the City of Ellsworth, where herose from police officer to chief and city
manager until he was terminated in Marchfor violating policies by acting unprofessionally, failing
to report to an incident, andlikely carrying his firearm while drunk. After
having five beers and showing up forwork at the police station completely drunk,
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he says, I always tried tohide my drinking on the job as a
police chief, you think, Butnow I can do shots with the customers
without getting hassled. That is,unless, of course, he drives himself
home after closing and gets pulled overby one of the cops he used to
be the boss of that didn't likehim, because apparently not many people did
like him. Goals, baby,goals, man. I have known guys
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in radio. I'm not going tomention any names that would drink an entire
six pack in the car before theywent in to do a morning showree to
Well, while we're thinking about drinking, here's a drunk driver story all the
way from Iowa. An intoxicated driverpulled over in Iowa for erratic behavior broke
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out his ID as requested by theofficer. It was a state ID,
and it bizarrely listed this guy's heightas eight feet tall despite standing just at
five to eight, So, ofcourse the cops are like, what the
hell. Yeah, this happened tothirty three year old Joel Solozano the YadA
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and he was behind the wheel ofa Ford Focus swerving all over the road.
Showed clear signs of being wasted behindthe wheel. He also had an
open can of beer in his car, and he had methamphetamine on him when
the police stopped him. This MinnesotaID he gave the cops came back with
no return, you know, whenthey put it in their little cop car
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computer, though likely due to theabsurd eight foot stature claim. It also
came back with a warrant, asVieta was already wanted in another county for
a previous dui offense. Of coursehe was. The suspect now faces charges
including narcotics possession, drunk driving,providing false idea to the cops. He's
currently in jail ahead of his Maytwenty third court date. What a genius.
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This is the way you run yourlife, Peter. You know you'd
think once you stepped out of thecar and gave the cops to your license
and they saw eight feet tall,don't you sit in our car for a
while? We'll discuss this now hereon the Freaking Fool File. We've done
some really perverted stories, but Idon't know one that'll top this one anytime
soon. Here is an extremely sickman who has been caught with his pants
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down, literally at a gas station, shoving a gasoline pump nozzle up his
fudge tunnel while jerking his gurkin.Yes, and there's that out in the
open, in front of God andeverybody. There is actual video of him.
The strange clip, which unsurprisingly hasgone viral on social media, shows
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the elderly looking man standing outside ofa convenience store and gas station literally shoving
the gas pump holds up his rearend while masturbating. People are looking on,
and this guy said. This guywith his phone said, I don't
believe this, so he started recording. I guess. The creepy older guy
then slowly turns his head to seeif anyone is looking and appears to spot
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the person filming him and starts shoutingobscenities at the guy with the cell phone,
and then the camera recording goes off. He very slowly takes the novel
out of his fudge tunnel, removeshis other hand from his genitals and starts
to pull his pants up before thetwelve second clip cuts off. It is
not clear where exactly this video wasfilmed, but it is to be believed
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in Italy because there are signs aroundthe gas station in Italian. So what
do you think? Also, thereis no word on what happened after the
video clip was over. But sincethis guy was doing it during the day
outside the store, in front ofGod and everybody, we'll have to keep
our eyes and ears open and lety'all know if we get an update.
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Now that's perversion for you right there. That's to the extent I hope the
guy was at least safe and usedpremium on lettings. I want everyone exactly,
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Dallas, what was Classic Rocks LoneStar ninety two five? It is
mash up time, And if Iknow Annabelle, our little disco queen,
I know which mash up you're gonnaplay that has to do with that song
right there, So go ahead,girl, Okay, let them have it
here. You know, I mustsmiling from my head. I said in
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here, what is this number?Maybe if she's in need, what's your
name? Maybe we can see thissame? Now do that let's move before
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they raised no bad Now now nowwhat's come to face? Watching a remove
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on her face, she said,look, what's your name? Are you
trying to put the ship? No? Don't you think that? Love least?
She said, look your don jacketbad. Now it's all basting out
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out So now so extk st staythe same episode. I told you,
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I got you figured out girl,I got you fear out plenty Dallas,
what was classic Roncolane Star ninety twoto five was coming up a fun with
Music Day version of did you Know? As a matter of fact, did
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you know? Speaking of the TalkingHeads, David Byrne is seventy two years
old today, So I thought,hmm, so naturally we got a way
to celebrate David Byrne's seventy second birthday. And since we just played Once in
a Lifetime, I think we allneed to hear the version done to the
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Banana Boat song by Harry Belafonte.Here is Once in a Lifetime done by
the One and Only Big Day.Is this same, all same old we
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as it. You may find yourselfyou need shot gun shot. You may
find yourself for donther part of theworld. You may find yourself in Ela
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Automo field in a beautiful house withthe beautiful wife fin You mis say,
we'll hunt. I get here yetyou water hold me down? I want
to blowing on the ground into theblue over again, shut city life time.
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You may ask yourself how do Iwork this thing? You may ask
yourself what is that automop you materyourself? This is not my house.
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You may tell yourself this is notmy what And you may say, then,
who did I get here? Yet? You wanna und it down?
You wanna blowing on the ground intothe blue over again? Something a life
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time considerably there is water all aroundus? Well, why there is water
at the bottom of the ocean.Water comes down in drops, a refreshing
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ring, to be dried up,to come down again the same as it
ever was. You may ask yourselfwhere does the highway? You may ask
where is my beautiful house? Youmay ask yourself, am I right?
Or am I wrong? And youmay say, my God, why let
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the hold it down? Number Crowningto the rough sun stuff once in a
lave time, crowning to the bluebody swamp it a lot time? Same
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is this same same lone star ninetytwo five coming out We got bash tickets
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and that is next month starring Sticksand fourn But I told you we would
do a special fun with Music Dayedition of did you Know? Here we
go. As a matter of fact, the first has to do with the
song that you just heard, becausedid you know it took Guns N' Roses
only five minutes to write that songSweet Child of Mind? You know,
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sometimes it just comes to you outof the blue. Sometimes you have writer's
block and you can't come up withanything, but they wrote that song in
five minutes. Think about that.Think about this one. Did you know
beyoncey she was in Destiny's Child andshe's been making solo albums since two thousand
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and three. But did you knowin twenty sixteen, motzart outsold more CDs
than Beyonce. I'm just saying,okay, this one had something to do
with a question on askus Stuff Dayone day. A song called rap God
by Eminem is the song for thehighest number of words in it. There
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are one thousand, five hundred andsixty words at an average of four point
two eight words per second. Seemedlike your lips had beat you to death?
Yeah four point say okay, youmay remember when we did the story
of that Madonna held that huge concerton a beach in Rio recently, it
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was like two and a half millionpeople there. However, Rod Stewart's nineteen
ninety three New Year's Eve free concerton the same beach in Rio had an
estimated four point two million people there. That's a lot of folks killing.
Did you know if you're a Metallicafan, you'll be pleased to know this.
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Metallica is so far the only bandto play on all of the seven
continents. Yes, they play ashow for scientists and some contest winners in
Antarctica. I don't know if Iwant to go all that way this tough
kid. Did you know Nirvana songsmells like teen Spirit? Some of you
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know this. It's actually about adeodorant for teenage girls. I can remember
the commercials. Smells like teen Spirit. Did you know the most expensive music
video ever made? Want to takea guess. What do you think it
is? Michael Jackson? Yes,yes, Michael James Thriller is the most
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expensive video ever made. It coststen point seven million dollars to make,
but it also sold a whole bunchof albums from Michael Jagons. Did you
know that's right? January first,nineteen sixty two, the Beatles performed fifteen
songs in an audition for Decca Records, but the fat guys in the suits
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were too stupid to recognize talent.They were rejected because they said, out
of these boys and talent, they'llnever make it. When not going to
sign them looks. Did you knowthe oldest musical instrument known to man is
a Neanderthal flute made of a bear'sbones. It's estimated to be at least
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fifty thousand years old. Did youknow? Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield released an
album of songs recorded in outer space. It was called Space Sessions Songs from
a Tin Can. There were someoriginal songs and of course a cover of
David Bowie's Space Auditor. This onewe have done before, but this is
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one of the most interesting ones.The world's longest musical performance is still going
on right now. It was inspiredby a guy named John Cage. It's
a concert called Oregon two As Slowas Possible. It has been going on
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since two thousand and one in Halberscott, Germany. It's expected to be finished
in the year twenty six forty sixhundred and thirty nine years after the first
chord was played. Only a fewtone changes have occurred, and they usually
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occur years later on the fifth ofa month. After a tone is played,
it continues automatically until it's changed.Crazy. The last tone change was
February fifth of this year. Thenext tone change will be August fifth of
two thy twenty six. Wow,I got the patience for that man long
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organ film. The band played onlyall right bash tickets. Coming up next
on the Bow and Them show,Dallas Fort was classic rock loan Star ninety
two five. Oh we are oneday away from Friday. Now you know
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it's it's graduation time and a ThomasJefferson University presenter utterly butchered students' names during
the commencement ceremony last week. Thisspeaker said during the graduation my apologies for
the phonetic spelling or mispronunciation of thenames that was on the cards. Now.
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Thomas Jefferson University explained that the odddelivery was due to the way the
phonetic spellings were shown on the speaker'sstudents named card. But you don't really
mess up names like Jessica Allison Sarah, Louise, Stephanie, Molly, Elizabeth.
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But they were mispronounced. I guessJessica Allison was listen, Sarah was
Sarrah, Louis, lou I seeStephanie, step Fanny, Molly and Elizabeth.
How do you mess those up?But one name took too many attendees
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by surprise. The name she readout was the mo Mae, the momy.
That kid's name was Thomas, followingit from Momay out of Thomas Momay,
as the presenter says. As thepresenter says, the mo may many
audience members just sighed, and thestudent whose name was Thomas yelled out,
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It's Thomas, okay? Oh isthat all? He yelled out? By
the way, By the way,you can you can hear this and watch
it on the Bow and Them pageof our website. The university, located
in Philadelphia, apologized to graduates forembarrassing name mispronunciation that went viral over the
weekend, and it's really hysterical towatch now. It makes me wonder if
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this person did it on purpose,because maybe she might have heard this bit
we're about to play. Because youknow how much I love these guys speaking
of school, here. They arethe one and only Key and Peel.
All right, listen up, y'all. I'm y'all substitute teaching mister Garvey.
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I taught school for twenty years ininner City, so don't even think about
messing with me, y'all feel me. Okay, let's take a role here,
Jake Quillen, Whe's Jake Quelin atno Jake qualling here? Uh?
Do you mean Jacqueline? Okay,so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all
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want to play? Okay, man, I've cot my eye named Jake Qualler.
Blocke? Where is Blockee at noBlocke here today? Yes, sir,
my name is Blake. Are youout of your damn mind? Blake?
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What do you want to go towar? Blockey? Because we could
go to war? I'm for real, I'm thrill. See you better check
yourself? D Nice? Is therea D Nice? If one of y'all
says some silly ass name, thiswhole class is gonna feel my wrath?
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Now, D Nice? Do youmean Denise? From them? You say
your name right right now? Denise, say right Denise rectly, Denise?
D Nice? Thank you? Now? A A Ron? Where are you.
Where is a a ron right now? No? Aron? Huh,
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well you better be sick, deador mute a a ron here? Oh
man, why didn't you answer methe first time? I said, e
huh, I'm you know, I'mjust asking you. I said it like
four times, So why didn't yousay it the first time? I said
a a ron? Because it's pronouncedaaron. You're dumb, messed up?
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Hey, ay, Ron, Nowtake your ass on down to oh sak
Hennessy's office right now. We're tellhim exactly what you did. Oh shag
Hennessy principal, O'Shaughnessy. Yeah,I'm my damn class room a farm.
Break my foot off in your assins, subordinate and churlish. Timothy Presint,
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thank you. Dallas Fors Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five, The
Wilson Sisters who get out and they'retouring again as a matter of fact.
And I saw them last week andwent star. That's the first time I've
seen them. Yeah, it was. It was on my before they kicked
the bucket list. There you go, So one less item you have on
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your bucket list. There. Wejust learned that something that we thought may
not happen, but there will benot one, but two presidential debates.
The first one is next month,I believe, on the twenty seventh.
But I wonder how that's gonna go. Let's play the promo for that.
Shall we be coming soon? Thedebate you've been waiting for. On one
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side, former President Donald Trump,no topic is off limits except for my
Stormy Daniels trial. On the otherside, President Biden, that's right,
nothing's off limits except for the economyand inflation. How do I want to
talk about it? Two candidates goinghead to head. I'll answer any question,
except for any question about anything thathappened while I was president. Bigly
(43:59):
off limits, talk about any cityexcept Hunter. He's a good boy,
He's done nothing wrong with me.He doesn't have a laptop. The debate
between Trump and Biden. I don'twant to talk about anything bad I've ever
said. It does, and Idon't want to talk about my age,
any of the hell you know tosay, don't miss it, yeah,
yeah, you know, yeah,yeah, well I know some of you
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work at Walmart, and Walmart justannounced layoffs affecting several hundred jobs at the
retail giants campus offices. It alsosaid it's going to require most remote workers
and personnel in its Dallas as wellas Atlanta and Toronto offices to relocate to
its primary offices in Hoboken, NewJersey, and Bentonville, Arkansas. Benonville,
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Yeah, that's that's a place wherepeople go on vacation. The company
said in a memo that the relocationswill serve the goal of quote bringing more
of us together more often. Thememo also said that being together in person
makes us better and helps us collaborate, innovate, and move even faster.
Puh lease. That is like tryingto put sugar on a turd before you
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make somebody eat it. Yeah.Like, you'll either get fired or you've
got to move somewhere where you don'twant to go, whether you like it
or not. But it'll bring usall closer together and help us collaborate,
innovate, and move even faster.Oh. The memo did not give a
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reason for the layoffs beyond stating thatquote some parts of our business have made
changes that will result in job losses. In other words, you're fired,
but have a nice day. That'sso sad for people. Hey. Another
bridge in the United States is introuble after a bard ship in Texas drifted
into a support being in damaged thePelican Island Causeway in Galveston, Texas.
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The incident occurred around ten yesterday morning. Now, according to local authorities in
Galveston, no injuries were reported.Thorty say the incident happened when a barge
broke loose from its towboat and driftedinto the bridge. Martin Operating Partnership LP,
a subsidiary of Martin Midstream Partners,owns and operates the boat in question.
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When the barge hit the bridge,it triggered an oil spill. More
than six miles of the waterway hasbeen closed due to the spill, but
if Thorty say there is no moreoil actively leaking out, the US Coast
Guard is responding and will determine theextent of the spill and the appropriate containment
and clean up processes. And hopefullythe bridge is okay, because man,
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if they shut down that bridge,a lot of people are going to be
upset. Galveston water just got You'vebeen over that bridge a thousand times I
have too. Galveston water just goteven nasty from brown to black. We
didn't even know that was possible.All right, let's shift gears and talk
about National Barbecue Day. Man,I'm hungry. A great story here from
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Channel eight. If barbecue is likea religion in this part of the country,
in North Texas, then Chris Magalane'sBarbecue You class is It's Sunday School.
Oh yeah, So every month sincetwenty twenty, he and his business
partner Ernie Morales at Fort Worths PantherCity Barbecue host a class for barbecue officionados,
also for business owners and people whojust like to eat really kick ass
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meat. It's called Barbecue You,and sign ups are advertised on the restaurant's
Instagram page. You know, there'sone way you, guys to tell if
you're doing a good job at yourbarbecue. Wait a minute, there's two
ways. Okay, you guys knowthe two ways to tell your barbecue is
good. Number one in vite aoOkay, number two. Check his plate
for emptiness level after twenty minutes.The empty is great barbecue. Damn right.
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Okay, it is tried and true. Tried and true. Well,
there is a big wee coming up, especially if your first name is Kyle.
It's the Kyle Fair. A texttravaganza that kicks off tomorrow. Attendees
will enjoy three days of music,carnival rides, games, food and drinks.
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The goal of the festival is tobe certified by the Guinness Book of
World Records as the largest gathering ofpeople named Kyle ever in the history of
mankind. Love it. They triedto do this last year, but they
didn't break the record, so they'regoing to try and do it this year.
It's not too late to hop inyour RV and make the trip to
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Kyle, Texas located in Hayes County, which is twenty one miles southwest of
downtown Austin and fifty eight miles northeastof San Antonio on Interstate thirty five.
But there was a world record recentlybroken. Hundreds of young dancers in white
tutus and tightly quaffed hair gathered inNew York's Plaza Hotel to break the world
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record for dancing on their tiptoes.The dancers included students aged nine to nineteen
who are competing for scholarships, aswell as professional dancers who are alumnis of
the program. Tchaikowsky music played asthe three hundred and fifty eight ballerinas stood
on their tiptoes and switched their weightrapidly from one foot to the other,
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a step called a bull ray fora full minute. The previous record for
that was three hundred and six,and they beat it with three hundred and
fifty eight. Well you got itnow, don't you? All right?
Get ready because coming up in thelone Star ticket window, we have tickets
to see comedian Kevin Hart on Junetwenty second. That's next on the poll.
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In them show Dallas fort Worth's classicrock lone Star ninety two five,
there's miss Phil Collins and aou beinga drummer. You probably noticed that he
does not hit a symbol one timeduring that No way, it sounds to
me like he got dunk really hardby a honey and he didn't have time
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to mess around with symbols. Heneeded to beat the crap out of something
solid. That's what I'm thinking.I guess, so, I guess,
so okay? Who won our KevinHart tickets? Kevin Hart playing at Lucas
Oil Live on twenty second. Thatwould be Brian Davila, a fine follower
of the show in Mineral Wells,Texas. Right, Kevin tickets. Okay,
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let me let me tell you whathappened. Yesterday Channel four's crew came
out here and we shot the BloodDrive commercial because the Blood Drive is next
month, and we shot it righthere in Bo's bunker. And I don't
think that the the girl that wasdoing the shooting was kind of ready for
the comedy. We were bringing upher while it was going on, especially
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you bo Gee, thinking, man, these people crazy. Give me out
of here. But the Blood Driver, look for it on Fox for it'll
be on pretty soon. Also,Annabelle just told me something very disturbing.
And I saw that story this morning. I thought, I don't know,
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maybe we'll mention it, but you, being of Hispanic heritage, you tell
him what you read. I firedup. An Indiana judge has ruled that
a taco is a sandwich. I'mlike, what, No, it's not
okay, it's a taco. Tacois not a sandwich. No, it's
not a sandwich. It's a differentfrom It's like it's a hot dog a
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sandwich. No hot dog is ahot dog. A taco is taco.
Yes, thank you, thank you. But then I saw a picture of
the judge and I was like,well, no, wonder in Indiana,
and he's white. That's a realwhite boy right here. And why did
he have to make legislation to dothat? Okay, so I'll prove it
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that I was right all along.Here's the school. So this guy wanted
to open open up a taco shopin the strip shopping center in Indiana,
and the rules were that they didn'twant like chain restaurants like McDonald's or Burger
King to open up there. Soonly sandwich shop style shops were going to
be allowed to open in this stripshopping center. So this guy goes and
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he goes, well, my tacois kind of like a sandwich. It's
a Mexican sandwich. And so thejudge, I guess to give this guy
a pass rule that a taco isa sandwich. But now it's going to
go down in history that a tacois a sandwich. I don't like that.
No, that's crap. That's waitwait, that's only in Indiana where
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the really white people. A taco. Taco is not a sandwich. However,
I can see why they said that. So this guy could open up
a taco shop all right, butit's sandwich. Thank you. I'm just
saying seriously, thank God to Mar'sFriday. Oh my god, Yes,
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I need some tacos. Yeah,Hey, Rock the Bank, one thousand
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Star ninety two to five, Littledeaf Leopard. Fooling yourself, which is
hard to do because you know yourold tricks. I'm just thinking out loud,
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which is dangerous sometimes. Thank GodTomorrow's Friday. Oh, by the
way, we're gonna have a guestwho's never been on the show before.
For a virgin Dwayne Perkins, whois playing at TK Steakhouse in Comedy Club,
He's going to drop by and we'llhave another installment of Heynna. What's
happening? Because there's always something goingon around here? So let's talk some
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time wasters here, because you don'twant to start to work right away.
I know how it is. Iknow, especially on a rainy day.
We've got some thunder and lightning outthere. So when you get in to
work, just to log on goto Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com.So don't you wish Pete Townsend would just
make up his mind? So PeteTownsend says the who are not done touring?
(54:37):
A couple of weeks ago he saidthey were, Now he says they're
not here. He is talking aboutthe whole issue. We're not saying that
we're not touring again. We're alsonot saying we're going to do a final
tour. We're not saying those things. We were offered a tour as a
(54:57):
final tour by Live Nation in Augustand I turned it down. But I
didn't turn it down because they wantedto be marked up as a final tour.
I turned it down because I involvedin Tommy. I have some other
projects that I'm working on and myyear is really busy, so I turned
it down. But there will bea tour soon. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, next week he'll say,no, I'm not going to tour.
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Yeah, right, Well, whyyou just make up your mind oncen't for
all that? Hey? Why shewish she was? Yeah? The Who
last toured the United States in twentytwenty two, followed by Europe last year,
and then they did the annual TeenageCancer Trust shows at London's Royal Albert
Hall this past March. Roger Daltrey'stouring the US, but no Texas dates
(55:40):
nowhere near US. Check out thewhole story of on our page. Beach
Boy singer Mike Love is hopeful thathis cousin and Beach Boys co founder Brian
Wilson could perform with them again,despite the fact that Brian Wilson has dementia
and has been placed under a conservativeship. You talk about this earlier bo
Now Love tells BBC radio Force Todayprogram that he saw his cousin recently during
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the making of the band's new documentary, and he says he thinks that they
can tour again. I don't thinkso. I think you know what,
end on a high note. Don'thave us see him like that. You
know. By the way, thatHulu documentary, the Disney Plus documentary about
the Beach Boys, will be outMay twenty fourth. We've got all that
info up on our page. StephenTyler returned to the stage this week for
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the first time since blowing out hislarynx during Aerosmith's third show on their peace
Out Farewell tour last September. Hejoined the Black Crows in London, and
we have a snippet of that performanceup on our page where he performs Mama
Ken and you can check that out. Of course, Aerosmith and Black Crows
are coming to the American Airline Centerin Dallas Saturday, November ninth. Houses
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Voice sound at It sounded great inthe video. Oh my god, it
sounded great. I'm glad that herested it up all this time. We
just have to hope the same forbon Jovi now right, Yeah, speaking
of bon Jovi, Tomorrow, bonJovi releases living Proof, the second single
off their forthcoming album Forever, andthey posted a snippet of that. We
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have that up on our page,plus a message from John bon Jovi and
Yes releasing a super deluxe edition oftheir fourth album nineteen seventy two is Fragile
on June twenty eighth. We haveall that information, and along with that
announcement, we have up for youto listen to an unreleased recording of Long
Distance Run Around and the Fitch Sweetvery cool. Also on the Bow and
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Them page. AO you talked aboutthis in Sports of All Sorts. The
Dallas Cowboys full twenty twenty fourth scheduleis up on our page. And finally,
when you come across a bull ona beach, you should know common
sense would tell you not to messwith the bull run. But one woman
in Mexico didn't get the memo andnow she is paying for it dearly.
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This video is kind of disturbing towatch, and yet I watched it twice.
Check it out on the Bull DampShow page at lone star ninety two
dot com. Dallas fort was PlassicRock loan Star ninety two five. Ausie
flying high again, but you betterbe careful, might get struck by lightning?
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Is it still raining over in yourneck? Of the woods. Oh
yeah, still raining out dasty outhere, dude. Well I tell you
it was raining out here at BowsBunker like a bull pissing on a flat
rock. But it's kind of calmdown now, so maybe maybe so reprieve
for you guys. Tell Frisco youdon't have the super super dark clouds and
(58:43):
the lightning hanging over your head rightnow. Well it did, it was,
I mean, it was coming downpretty hard, but now it's it's
kind of lightened up a little bit. It looks positively. I don't care.
I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna take anap after this show. Anyway,
it'll be a good one. Andwhat do I care? Because tomorrow's tomorrow
is Fried Dwayne Perkins coming in anduh, we'll have some more bashed tickets
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at seven fifty and more tickets tosee comedian Kevin Harts at Lucas Oil Live
on June the twenty second. Now, coming up next is our after show
decompression session where God only knows what'sgonna happen, and he's not too sure
either because we don't know which waywe're going, but we'll see what happens.
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Anybody got any subjects they want to. We've got a couple of calls
about the taco Is the taco Issandwich. Got a couple of calls,
so we can still discuss that.And I just saw on CNN the iconic
Mirage in Las Vegas is closing nowthirty four years. Wow, how about
I'm going Yeah, I got holycow, I got that story for tomorrow.
(59:49):
Yeah that's good because I just sawthe Beatles show there. I know
you brought us a T shirt.Awesome. Yes, I did bring this
circus leg ever quit changing in Vegas? Man, the turnaround there and just
get it's gotten to a fever pick. Yeah all the time. I can't
keep you. But there's also anotherhotel that's closing this summer. We'll talk
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about all that, okay, andwe will get ready for tomorrow's show,
because tomorrow is Friday, and it'sgonna be nice if we're If we're ready,
as Snaggle Push used to say,exit stage left, we'll see you
tomorrow, Okay, all right,Yeah, we'll see you on the off
show. Even b
There was a fellow name a killof a hunt, a bad news due.
He was strictly no fun. Yeaburned down every town from wrong to
catman dudecause someone finally said that manwas wrong with you. He said,
that's something that I'm looking fault.So I just can't get a double hour
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s dive and you survive that,man. I love that, brother.
That's where what ups born in thatA quarter I do just had that has
some spot fred Thank you. Idon't know if you read my mind or
(01:33):
if I read your mind, becauseI know why you play that because it's
national barbecute. That's right. Yeah, get me some ribs, some brisket
and some sausage in any other chartanimal. I'm not sure exactly where I'm
(01:53):
going, but Hutchings just kind ofcall. I was just they're so delicious.
I know. I know. It'salso brown bag it Thursday. I'm
not gonna take a brown bag anywhere. I'm eating some bird with U.
Toda. You seem like a lunchboxkind of a guy anyway. Bo Yeah,
(02:15):
I know it is love a treeday within after you do, the
tree will never call. We'll neversend you a text. Ghost like that
like that woman who fell in lovewith a tree and wouldn't leave it.
Oh yeah, come on, man, my god, what else are we
celebrating today. It's National Mimosa DrinkDay. I like momosa, but some
(02:39):
guys feel like they have to turnin their man card if they're seen drinking
a mimosa. Go ahead, notget bag. Don't worry about what it
by this. Yes, good aminute. It's International Day of Light.
As long as you got a goodsupply of batteries, I guess you're okay.
(03:00):
It's a National Notebook Day. Iknow a lot of students are graduating.
When you were in school, yourown notebook was your whole life,
because if you ever lost it,you were screwed. You may as well
just drop out of school. Ifyou be able to do nothing without your
notebooks. I would trapper Keeper.My trapper Keeper were awesome. Somebody says
(03:25):
trapper Keeper. When you say trapperKeeper, I think of that South Park
episode where Cartman had the Okay,I'm the only one that saw that episode.
All right, all right, Nationalwhere Purple for Peace Day. Okay,
it'll stop the wars or the hatein the world. But at least
(03:47):
you look cool. Look like you'rea prince fan. Oh oh, here
we go, here we go,National Piercing Day. Oh hel no hall
no no, no, no,no, no, no no no.
I wouldn't even do that. Ihave trouble enough keeping the nine holes I've
already got on my body clean.Nine holes. Okay, count the counting.
(04:11):
You got seven holes in your head? Yes? And two more a
little further down, okay, okay, all right, okay. Nine And
here's a day that traumatized me asa little kid. It is National Sea
Monkey's Day. I remember, Iwill read comic they're usually in comic books.
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And it was like ordered bow andit had a little picture of a
little monkey face with the monkey bodybut a fish tail. And I thought,
oh boy, I can raise somemonkey people fish. So I ordered
them. They came to my house. I mixed the stuff together and waited
and waited. Wait a minute,I saw some movement. I didn't see
(04:59):
no monkey face fish though. Damnit. Yeah Brian shrimp. Yeah they
are not. They are not seamonkeys. They're Brian's You know, if
you told me that Brian's rim,then I wouldn't have wasted my damn money.
Well, I don't fall for theX ray specs on the back of
the comic book. Either don't fallfor them? Make more money with the
printer thing. Yeah, watch outfor the back page the the X ray
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specs where the guy's looking at hishand going good. They don't work.
They're one dollar don't work. Okay, all right, So we got to
look at sports of all sorts comingup, and of course we got the
freaking Fool file, and you wantto hear the story about a pervert.
I got a pervert story, yoh, okay. Then Anna Belle's gotta mash
(05:47):
up for us, and we gotsome other things we're gonna do today and
some clips that you just gotta hear. Yeah, Bow and Them Bash tickets
coming up at seven fifty fun withmusic Day. We're gonna play a TV
theme if you guess that you winthose Bow and Them Bashed tickets. And
then we have Kevin Hart tickets inthe Lone Star ticket window. That's right
today and tomorrow. Okay, let'sdo our mornings track they can yet it
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will be yes, Okay, I'mready. I hope everybody else is ready
out Hit now Dallas for War's classicrock Lone Star ninety two to five.
I can just see smoke coming offof Stevie Rayvugh's ward while he's playing that
(06:38):
song. O man. I rememberseeing him back in the day when I
was in high school at the OldCellar in downtown Dallas. And yes,
they let you in if you wereunderage because they served fake liquor. You
thought you were drinking real liquor,but you weren't near there's Stevie ray Vaughan
wearing it out. All right,it's time now for sports of all sorts.
(06:59):
Brod, you buy the Will HeightLaw Firm. Injury lawyers. Go
to Willhightwins dot com. Alright,then, now, remember last Monday night
when the Stars won in the MAVsloss. Ye, Well, last night
it was just the opposite. LukaDungech scored thirty one points in a triple
double and the Dallas Mavericks beat theOklahoma City Thunders one O four to ninety
two last night to take a threeto two lead in the Western Conference Semifinals.
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On the other side of the CornCorn Colorado defensive man Kale Maker scored
two goals in the Avalanche beat topseed of Dallas five to three in Game
five, last night at the AmericanAirline Center, Colorado snapped their three game
losing streak and extending the second roundWestern Conference series. Man I wanted to
close them out last night. Now, both the MAVs and the Stars each
(07:47):
have a three games to two recordin their perspective second round conference series.
The Stars could have closed out Coloradoin front of our home crowd, but
the Avalanche, they were kind oflike a wounded and cornered animal. They
were playing with desperation. They endedup winning the damn game. The MAVs
won Game five on the road,just like they did in the first round
(08:07):
against the La Clippers. Dallas heldOklahoma City to forty two and a half
percent shooting. That's pretty good consideringwho they got. Joe Pavelski had his
first goal of the series playoffs forthe Stars and had his second assist in
this postseason. Mitro Heiskanen and rookieLogan Stankovin also scored for Dallas and Jason
Robertson had to assist. Now,the Stars will play Game six tomorrow night
(08:33):
at nine o'clock in Colorado, andthe Mavericks come back to Dallas for their
Game six on Saturday, with tipoff from the American Airline Center at seven
o'clock. Go Stars and go MAVs, come on with it. Well,
good news for your Texas Rangers bow. They actually won last night, beating
Cleveland four to nothing, thanks inpart to a homer by Adallas Garcia,
(08:54):
his tenth homer of the year.They snapped a five game losing streak.
And yes, they may be strugglingto say the least, but the buzz
from the club's World Series victory lastseason hasn't waned very much. That was
evidenced in Tuesday night's free giveaway atGlobely Field. The first fifteen thousand fans
received a replica Corey Seeger World Seriesring, prompting some fans to camp outside
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the ballpark all day long on Tuesdayin order to ensure that they'd get one
when they entered the ballpark. Infact, fan demand for the replica ring
was so high that the Rangers havedecided to increase the number of rings that
they're giving away this year. Forthe remaining three giveaways, the first twenty
nine thousand fans will receive a replicaring. That's up from fifteen thousand.
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Giveaways are on this schedule for AdalasGarcia rings on July twenty third, nathan
Iavaldi rings on August fifteenth, anda mystery player ring on September twenty second.
Now, it wasn't entirely surprising thatwhen fans received the free rings on
Tuesday night, a few of themimmediately were listed on eBay and the bids
were rolling in by Tuesday night.One listening had thirty nine bids up to
(10:01):
two hundred and eighty dollars. Otherswere well into the hundreds. Hey,
strike while the iron is hot,is what I say. Right, No,
Rangers, they have a game tomorrow. By the way, they have
to day off. Okay, keepit going, Rangers. It was a
big planning night for our fans ofthe Dallas Cowboys last night. The NFL
blew out its twenty twenty four scheduleyesterday evening. We now know the dates
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and the times, at least asthe time stand for now for the upcoming
NFL season. We already knew thatthe opener would be Cleveland three twenty five
PM game September eighth, with thebroadcasting debut of Tom Brady in the Fox
Booth. I'll bet you that'll bea sharp look and three piece suit on
him and a headset mic. Ohyeah, kidssing. It would take too
(10:46):
long to read off all the gamesfor the Cowboys this season. You probably
wouldn't remember most of them after wedid. We know how Rascull's struggle with
short term memory. So if youwant to peek at the complete schedule,
go to the Bow and Them pageof our website lone Star ninety two to
five dot com. The whole NFLschedule is up there all right. And
speaking of football, our old nemesis, the New York Giants, have been
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tapped as the first team featured ona new spinoff series of HBO's highly successful
NFL show Hard Knocks. Is calledHard Knocks Off Season with the New York
Giants. It's a five part seriesthat will debut on HBO on July the
second. The show will focus onthe team's moves from January to July of
this year as they prepare for theirone hundredth season. Hopefully the same curse
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on teams sucking after being on HardKnocks will carry on to the Giants in
this spinoff of Hard Knocks. Wecan only hope, and I've heard that
every year there's an Olympics, theygive out like thirty five thousand condoms to
the athletes. Yeah, well,what is the deal here? And tie
(11:58):
second beds have arrived in Paris aheadof the twenty twenty four Olympic Games,
with their materials and small size allegedlyaimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during
the competition in trying to knock offa piece. The bed size means there
is no room for the competitors toslide up together and hump each other's brains
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out. The beds are manufactured bya company called Airwave, which also made
the products for the twenty twenty OlympicGames in Tokyo, Japan. The mattresses
and cardboard frames are one hundred percentrecyclable. Well, they wouldn't be if
people would be able to bang onthem, says I hope that Paris's twenty
twenty four efforts to reduce its impactwill show that it is possible to do
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things differently. According to Georgiana Greenon, director of Environmental Excellence for the Organizing
Committee, what she said in apress release, Listen, it don't matter
how small the beds are, They'regoing to find a way to bang it
too. They're going to find workaround you do. You're just making it
harder for them. They're gonna notuse the bed, They're gonna go to
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the closet or just do it onthe floor. Showers great, yeah,
yeah, shower. Okay, let'stalk W and BA action. The Dallas
Wings opened the regular season last nightin Arlington in front of a sold out
arena at College Park Center, andthey did not disappoint. The Wings rode
a late run to a win ontheir home court, with guard Arique Ogumbo
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Walles three pointer with just over thirtyseconds remaining in the game to seal the
victory, beating the Chicago Sky andformer LSU star Angel Rees eighty seven to
seventy nine. Dallas had five playersmake their professional debut, while former LSU
superstar Angel Reese played in her firstgame for the Sky. The Wings will
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return to College Park Center at sevenpm Saturday in a rematch against the Chicago
Sky. Rivalries and sports have beenaround for many a year, rivalry between
human beings, but there seems tobe a new rivalry brewing in sports.
It's between two former athletes turned TVanalysts. Who could we be talking about
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Hall of Fame b ball player ShaquilleO'Neil. He released a disk track Friday
that was aimed at Shannon Sharp overthe NFL Hall of Fame tight ends comments.
Yeah, during his podcast, Sharkcalled out Shaq. They suggested that
he's jealous of the Denver Nuggets starNikola Jokovic and other modern centers in the
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NBA because he thinks O'Neil is worriedthey'll take away from his legacy as an
NBA legend. Shaq and Kobe Bryanthad a long running feedback in the day.
So here's a look back at someof the more notable athlete rivalries.
Michael Jordan and Isaiah Thomas. Rememberthose two were toe to toe. Tanya
Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. Let's notbring bats into this, ladies, come
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on, fisticuffs. Fisticuffs Muhammad Aliand Joe Fraser knock him down, Freezion,
Brett Farms and Aaron Rodgers. Whocould forget that Terrell Owens just about
everybody who ever played with him,really, Terrell Owens versus the world essentially.
Now, I'm sure there's others brewingin sports of all sorts. So
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we can sit back and wait tobe pleasantly entertained. Boy love the soap
opera? Yes? Love it alwaysentertaining, isn't it. Yes? Okay,
here's the school you may not haveheard of. They're the Coalinga horn
Toads, and they have been crownedas the nation's best high school mascot.
I know you high school kids areproud of your team and your mascot,
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but the Coalinga horn Toads are thebest according to this. Over the past
several weeks, SB Live Sports hasbeen pitting high school mascots against each other
in an NCAA tournament style contest inorder to find the nation's best. In
the final round of voting, Coalinga, which sounds like something else, was
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just me huh okay, yeah,no, no, no, took over
eight hundred and sixty thousand votes,beating the number ten seeded Miami war Hogs
of Oklahoma. Now. The creationof the mascot was inspired by the annual
horn Toad derby in Coalinga, whichbegan with an impromptu reptile race back in
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nineteen thirty three. Five years later, Coolinga High School officially adopted the horn
Toad as its mascot, just liketeeth you Now the wind comes ahead of
Corlinga's eighty seventh annual horn Toad Derbyover Memorial Day weekend. I can't say
Corlinga without thinking of the other words. Now. The reason I wanted to
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mention Coolinga High School is because thatis the alma mater of our former partner
Randy James, who said right tomy left all this time. That's where
his wife Ju went to school.She's an alumni, and I'm sure she's
heard the jokes of the word thatsounded like the word when you think,
that's why James hooked up with her? All right, coming up next,
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it's the Freaking Fool File. Nexton the Bow and Them show Dallas Wors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two fivecoming up. It's gonna be mashup time,
and I think I know what Annabelleis gonna do. Right now.
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Let's find the strange and the unjusual, because it's time for the Freak and
Fool File. This is a coldthing to do. A Chinese nanny has
been forced to take care of alittle toddler for several months without any compensation,
no pay, no nothing after thechild's parents disappeared without a trace with
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money they had borrowed from the nanny. Now the nanny, known as Miss
Yu, claims that she was hiredby a couple to take care of their
newborn son for a monthly salary ofseven thousand yon, which is around one
thousand dollars. Shortly after striking thedeal, the parents told Miss Hugh that
they needed to go somewhere because theywere going to receive a sizeable inheritance including
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property and other luxury goods, andasked if she could help them out and
give them a loan for the lawyersand the paperwork done, saying of course,
don't worry, We're going to takecare of you when we get back,
no problem, well as insurance thatthey would pay her back. They
decided to leave their child with thenanny while they sorted everything out for a
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day or two. So Miss Yousaid okay and assumed that there was no
reason to worry. Boy was shewrong. She hasn't received any pay since
November of last year, despite takingcare of the child after his parents disappeared
into thin air. To make mattersworse, she also lent them a significant
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amount of money, including her lifesavings and money she had to borrow from
her brother, thinking that the parentswould pay her back once they got their
hands on their sizeable inheritance. Butthe parents just disappeared into the wind,
and nobody knows where they are,and she's stuck with the kid that's not
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hers, and she's out a wholebunch of money because the parents borrowed it
from her. Horrible, man,that's a cold thing to do to somebody,
especially somebody that you just hired totake care of your kid so you
could run out of Well, here'san idea World War world that I think
we might want to consider. Aformer police chief in Maine who was fired
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in March after coming into work drunk, is embarking on a new venture.
He's going to open a bar wherehe could drink on the job and not
get in trouble. Despite not yetapplying for local permits, Glenn Moshier and
partners are moving forward with plans fora Mosquito Harbor Brewing company in Winter Harbor,
Maine. Now. His new endeavorcomes after a twenty year career with
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the City of Ellsworth, where herose from police officer to chief and city
manager until he was terminated in Marchfor violating policies by acting unprofessionally, failing
to report to an incident, andlikely carrying his firearm while drunk. After
having five beers and showing up forwork at the police station completely drunk,
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he says, I always tried tohide my drinking on the job as a
police chief, you think, Butnow I can do shots with the customers
without getting hassled. That is,unless, of course, he drives himself
home after closing and gets pulled overby one of the cops he used to
be the boss of that didn't likehim, because apparently not many people did
like him. Goals, baby,goals, man. I have known guys
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in radio. I'm not going tomention any names that would drink an entire
six pack in the car before theywent in to do a morning showree to
Well, while we're thinking about drinking, here's a drunk driver story all the
way from Iowa. An intoxicated driverpulled over in Iowa for erratic behavior broke
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out his ID as requested by theofficer. It was a state ID,
and it bizarrely listed this guy's heightas eight feet tall despite standing just at
five to eight, So, ofcourse the cops are like, what the
hell. Yeah, this happened tothirty three year old Joel Solozano the YadA
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and he was behind the wheel ofa Ford Focus swerving all over the road.
Showed clear signs of being wasted behindthe wheel. He also had an
open can of beer in his car, and he had methamphetamine on him when
the police stopped him. This MinnesotaID he gave the cops came back with
no return, you know, whenthey put it in their little cop car
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computer, though likely due to theabsurd eight foot stature claim. It also
came back with a warrant, asVieta was already wanted in another county for
a previous dui offense. Of coursehe was. The suspect now faces charges
including narcotics possession, drunk driving,providing false idea to the cops. He's
currently in jail ahead of his Maytwenty third court date. What a genius.
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This is the way you run yourlife, Peter. You know you'd
think once you stepped out of thecar and gave the cops to your license
and they saw eight feet tall,don't you sit in our car for a
while? We'll discuss this now hereon the Freaking Fool File. We've done
some really perverted stories, but Idon't know one that'll top this one anytime
soon. Here is an extremely sickman who has been caught with his pants
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down, literally at a gas station, shoving a gasoline pump nozzle up his
fudge tunnel while jerking his gurkin.Yes, and there's that out in the
open, in front of God andeverybody. There is actual video of him.
The strange clip, which unsurprisingly hasgone viral on social media, shows
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the elderly looking man standing outside ofa convenience store and gas station literally shoving
the gas pump holds up his rearend while masturbating. People are looking on,
and this guy said. This guywith his phone said, I don't
believe this, so he started recording. I guess. The creepy older guy
then slowly turns his head to seeif anyone is looking and appears to spot
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the person filming him and starts shoutingobscenities at the guy with the cell phone,
and then the camera recording goes off. He very slowly takes the novel
out of his fudge tunnel, removeshis other hand from his genitals and starts
to pull his pants up before thetwelve second clip cuts off. It is
not clear where exactly this video wasfilmed, but it is to be believed
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in Italy because there are signs aroundthe gas station in Italian. So what
do you think? Also, thereis no word on what happened after the
video clip was over. But sincethis guy was doing it during the day
outside the store, in front ofGod and everybody, we'll have to keep
our eyes and ears open and lety'all know if we get an update.
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Now that's perversion for you right there. That's to the extent I hope the
guy was at least safe and usedpremium on lettings. I want everyone exactly,
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Dallas, what was Classic Rocks LoneStar ninety two five? It is
mash up time, And if Iknow Annabelle, our little disco queen,
I know which mash up you're gonnaplay that has to do with that song
right there, So go ahead,girl, Okay, let them have it
here. You know, I mustsmiling from my head. I said in
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here, what is this number?Maybe if she's in need, what's your
name? Maybe we can see thissame? Now do that let's move before
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they raised no bad Now now nowwhat's come to face? Watching a remove
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on her face, she said,look, what's your name? Are you
trying to put the ship? No? Don't you think that? Love least?
She said, look your don jacketbad. Now it's all basting out
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out So now so extk st staythe same episode. I told you,
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I got you figured out girl,I got you fear out plenty Dallas,
what was classic Roncolane Star ninety twoto five was coming up a fun with
Music Day version of did you Know? As a matter of fact, did
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you know? Speaking of the TalkingHeads, David Byrne is seventy two years
old today, So I thought,hmm, so naturally we got a way
to celebrate David Byrne's seventy second birthday. And since we just played Once in
a Lifetime, I think we allneed to hear the version done to the
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Banana Boat song by Harry Belafonte.Here is Once in a Lifetime done by
the One and Only Big Day.Is this same, all same old we
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as it. You may find yourselfyou need shot gun shot. You may
find yourself for donther part of theworld. You may find yourself in Ela
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Automo field in a beautiful house withthe beautiful wife fin You mis say,
we'll hunt. I get here yetyou water hold me down? I want
to blowing on the ground into theblue over again, shut city life time.
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You may ask yourself how do Iwork this thing? You may ask
yourself what is that automop you materyourself? This is not my house.
(30:41):
You may tell yourself this is notmy what And you may say, then,
who did I get here? Yet? You wanna und it down?
You wanna blowing on the ground intothe blue over again? Something a life
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time considerably there is water all aroundus? Well, why there is water
at the bottom of the ocean.Water comes down in drops, a refreshing
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ring, to be dried up,to come down again the same as it
ever was. You may ask yourselfwhere does the highway? You may ask
where is my beautiful house? Youmay ask yourself, am I right?
Or am I wrong? And youmay say, my God, why let
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the hold it down? Number Crowningto the rough sun stuff once in a
lave time, crowning to the bluebody swamp it a lot time? Same
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is this same same lone star ninetytwo five coming out We got bash tickets
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and that is next month starring Sticksand fourn But I told you we would
do a special fun with Music Dayedition of did you Know? Here we
go. As a matter of fact, the first has to do with the
song that you just heard, becausedid you know it took Guns N' Roses
only five minutes to write that songSweet Child of Mind? You know,
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sometimes it just comes to you outof the blue. Sometimes you have writer's
block and you can't come up withanything, but they wrote that song in
five minutes. Think about that.Think about this one. Did you know
beyoncey she was in Destiny's Child andshe's been making solo albums since two thousand
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and three. But did you knowin twenty sixteen, motzart outsold more CDs
than Beyonce. I'm just saying,okay, this one had something to do
with a question on askus Stuff Dayone day. A song called rap God
by Eminem is the song for thehighest number of words in it. There
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are one thousand, five hundred andsixty words at an average of four point
two eight words per second. Seemedlike your lips had beat you to death?
Yeah four point say okay, youmay remember when we did the story
of that Madonna held that huge concerton a beach in Rio recently, it
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was like two and a half millionpeople there. However, Rod Stewart's nineteen
ninety three New Year's Eve free concerton the same beach in Rio had an
estimated four point two million people there. That's a lot of folks killing.
Did you know if you're a Metallicafan, you'll be pleased to know this.
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Metallica is so far the only bandto play on all of the seven
continents. Yes, they play ashow for scientists and some contest winners in
Antarctica. I don't know if Iwant to go all that way this tough
kid. Did you know Nirvana songsmells like teen Spirit? Some of you
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know this. It's actually about adeodorant for teenage girls. I can remember
the commercials. Smells like teen Spirit. Did you know the most expensive music
video ever made? Want to takea guess. What do you think it
is? Michael Jackson? Yes,yes, Michael James Thriller is the most
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expensive video ever made. It coststen point seven million dollars to make,
but it also sold a whole bunchof albums from Michael Jagons. Did you
know that's right? January first,nineteen sixty two, the Beatles performed fifteen
songs in an audition for Decca Records, but the fat guys in the suits
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were too stupid to recognize talent.They were rejected because they said, out
of these boys and talent, they'llnever make it. When not going to
sign them looks. Did you knowthe oldest musical instrument known to man is
a Neanderthal flute made of a bear'sbones. It's estimated to be at least
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fifty thousand years old. Did youknow? Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield released an
album of songs recorded in outer space. It was called Space Sessions Songs from
a Tin Can. There were someoriginal songs and of course a cover of
David Bowie's Space Auditor. This onewe have done before, but this is
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one of the most interesting ones.The world's longest musical performance is still going
on right now. It was inspiredby a guy named John Cage. It's
a concert called Oregon two As Slowas Possible. It has been going on
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since two thousand and one in Halberscott, Germany. It's expected to be finished
in the year twenty six forty sixhundred and thirty nine years after the first
chord was played. Only a fewtone changes have occurred, and they usually
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occur years later on the fifth ofa month. After a tone is played,
it continues automatically until it's changed.Crazy. The last tone change was
February fifth of this year. Thenext tone change will be August fifth of
two thy twenty six. Wow,I got the patience for that man long
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organ film. The band played onlyall right bash tickets. Coming up next
on the Bow and Them show,Dallas Fort was classic rock loan Star ninety
two five. Oh we are oneday away from Friday. Now you know
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it's it's graduation time and a ThomasJefferson University presenter utterly butchered students' names during
the commencement ceremony last week. Thisspeaker said during the graduation my apologies for
the phonetic spelling or mispronunciation of thenames that was on the cards. Now.
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Thomas Jefferson University explained that the odddelivery was due to the way the
phonetic spellings were shown on the speaker'sstudents named card. But you don't really
mess up names like Jessica Allison Sarah, Louise, Stephanie, Molly, Elizabeth.
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But they were mispronounced. I guessJessica Allison was listen, Sarah was
Sarrah, Louis, lou I seeStephanie, step Fanny, Molly and Elizabeth.
How do you mess those up?But one name took too many attendees
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by surprise. The name she readout was the mo Mae, the momy.
That kid's name was Thomas, followingit from Momay out of Thomas Momay,
as the presenter says. As thepresenter says, the mo may many
audience members just sighed, and thestudent whose name was Thomas yelled out,
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It's Thomas, okay? Oh isthat all? He yelled out? By
the way, By the way,you can you can hear this and watch
it on the Bow and Them pageof our website. The university, located
in Philadelphia, apologized to graduates forembarrassing name mispronunciation that went viral over the
weekend, and it's really hysterical towatch now. It makes me wonder if
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this person did it on purpose,because maybe she might have heard this bit
we're about to play. Because youknow how much I love these guys speaking
of school, here. They arethe one and only Key and Peel.
All right, listen up, y'all. I'm y'all substitute teaching mister Garvey.
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I taught school for twenty years ininner City, so don't even think about
messing with me, y'all feel me. Okay, let's take a role here,
Jake Quillen, Whe's Jake Quelin atno Jake qualling here? Uh?
Do you mean Jacqueline? Okay,so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all
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want to play? Okay, man, I've cot my eye named Jake Qualler.
Blocke? Where is Blockee at noBlocke here today? Yes, sir,
my name is Blake. Are youout of your damn mind? Blake?
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What do you want to go towar? Blockey? Because we could
go to war? I'm for real, I'm thrill. See you better check
yourself? D Nice? Is therea D Nice? If one of y'all
says some silly ass name, thiswhole class is gonna feel my wrath?
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Now, D Nice? Do youmean Denise? From them? You say
your name right right now? Denise, say right Denise rectly, Denise?
D Nice? Thank you? Now? A A Ron? Where are you.
Where is a a ron right now? No? Aron? Huh,
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well you better be sick, deador mute a a ron here? Oh
man, why didn't you answer methe first time? I said, e
huh, I'm you know, I'mjust asking you. I said it like
four times, So why didn't yousay it the first time? I said
a a ron? Because it's pronouncedaaron. You're dumb, messed up?
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Hey, ay, Ron, Nowtake your ass on down to oh sak
Hennessy's office right now. We're tellhim exactly what you did. Oh shag
Hennessy principal, O'Shaughnessy. Yeah,I'm my damn class room a farm.
Break my foot off in your assins, subordinate and churlish. Timothy Presint,
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thank you. Dallas Fors Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five, The
Wilson Sisters who get out and they'retouring again as a matter of fact.
And I saw them last week andwent star. That's the first time I've
seen them. Yeah, it was. It was on my before they kicked
the bucket list. There you go, So one less item you have on
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your bucket list. There. Wejust learned that something that we thought may
not happen, but there will benot one, but two presidential debates.
The first one is next month,I believe, on the twenty seventh.
But I wonder how that's gonna go. Let's play the promo for that.
Shall we be coming soon? Thedebate you've been waiting for. On one
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side, former President Donald Trump,no topic is off limits except for my
Stormy Daniels trial. On the otherside, President Biden, that's right,
nothing's off limits except for the economyand inflation. How do I want to
talk about it? Two candidates goinghead to head. I'll answer any question,
except for any question about anything thathappened while I was president. Bigly
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off limits, talk about any cityexcept Hunter. He's a good boy,
He's done nothing wrong with me.He doesn't have a laptop. The debate
between Trump and Biden. I don'twant to talk about anything bad I've ever
said. It does, and Idon't want to talk about my age,
any of the hell you know tosay, don't miss it, yeah,
yeah, you know, yeah,yeah, well I know some of you
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work at Walmart, and Walmart justannounced layoffs affecting several hundred jobs at the
retail giants campus offices. It alsosaid it's going to require most remote workers
and personnel in its Dallas as wellas Atlanta and Toronto offices to relocate to
its primary offices in Hoboken, NewJersey, and Bentonville, Arkansas. Benonville,
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Yeah, that's that's a place wherepeople go on vacation. The company
said in a memo that the relocationswill serve the goal of quote bringing more
of us together more often. Thememo also said that being together in person
makes us better and helps us collaborate, innovate, and move even faster.
Puh lease. That is like tryingto put sugar on a turd before you
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make somebody eat it. Yeah.Like, you'll either get fired or you've
got to move somewhere where you don'twant to go, whether you like it
or not. But it'll bring usall closer together and help us collaborate,
innovate, and move even faster.Oh. The memo did not give a
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reason for the layoffs beyond stating thatquote some parts of our business have made
changes that will result in job losses. In other words, you're fired,
but have a nice day. That'sso sad for people. Hey. Another
bridge in the United States is introuble after a bard ship in Texas drifted
into a support being in damaged thePelican Island Causeway in Galveston, Texas.
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The incident occurred around ten yesterday morning. Now, according to local authorities in
Galveston, no injuries were reported.Thorty say the incident happened when a barge
broke loose from its towboat and driftedinto the bridge. Martin Operating Partnership LP,
a subsidiary of Martin Midstream Partners,owns and operates the boat in question.
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When the barge hit the bridge,it triggered an oil spill. More
than six miles of the waterway hasbeen closed due to the spill, but
if Thorty say there is no moreoil actively leaking out, the US Coast
Guard is responding and will determine theextent of the spill and the appropriate containment
and clean up processes. And hopefullythe bridge is okay, because man,
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if they shut down that bridge,a lot of people are going to be
upset. Galveston water just got You'vebeen over that bridge a thousand times I
have too. Galveston water just goteven nasty from brown to black. We
didn't even know that was possible.All right, let's shift gears and talk
about National Barbecue Day. Man,I'm hungry. A great story here from
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Channel eight. If barbecue is likea religion in this part of the country,
in North Texas, then Chris Magalane'sBarbecue You class is It's Sunday School.
Oh yeah, So every month sincetwenty twenty, he and his business
partner Ernie Morales at Fort Worths PantherCity Barbecue host a class for barbecue officionados,
also for business owners and people whojust like to eat really kick ass
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meat. It's called Barbecue You,and sign ups are advertised on the restaurant's
Instagram page. You know, there'sone way you, guys to tell if
you're doing a good job at yourbarbecue. Wait a minute, there's two
ways. Okay, you guys knowthe two ways to tell your barbecue is
good. Number one in vite aoOkay, number two. Check his plate
for emptiness level after twenty minutes.The empty is great barbecue. Damn right.
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Okay, it is tried and true. Tried and true. Well,
there is a big wee coming up, especially if your first name is Kyle.
It's the Kyle Fair. A texttravaganza that kicks off tomorrow. Attendees
will enjoy three days of music,carnival rides, games, food and drinks.
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The goal of the festival is tobe certified by the Guinness Book of
World Records as the largest gathering ofpeople named Kyle ever in the history of
mankind. Love it. They triedto do this last year, but they
didn't break the record, so they'regoing to try and do it this year.
It's not too late to hop inyour RV and make the trip to
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Kyle, Texas located in Hayes County, which is twenty one miles southwest of
downtown Austin and fifty eight miles northeastof San Antonio on Interstate thirty five.
But there was a world record recentlybroken. Hundreds of young dancers in white
tutus and tightly quaffed hair gathered inNew York's Plaza Hotel to break the world
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record for dancing on their tiptoes.The dancers included students aged nine to nineteen
who are competing for scholarships, aswell as professional dancers who are alumnis of
the program. Tchaikowsky music played asthe three hundred and fifty eight ballerinas stood
on their tiptoes and switched their weightrapidly from one foot to the other,
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a step called a bull ray fora full minute. The previous record for
that was three hundred and six,and they beat it with three hundred and
fifty eight. Well you got itnow, don't you? All right?
Get ready because coming up in thelone Star ticket window, we have tickets
to see comedian Kevin Hart on Junetwenty second. That's next on the poll.
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In them show Dallas fort Worth's classicrock lone Star ninety two five,
there's miss Phil Collins and aou beinga drummer. You probably noticed that he
does not hit a symbol one timeduring that No way, it sounds to
me like he got dunk really hardby a honey and he didn't have time
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to mess around with symbols. Heneeded to beat the crap out of something
solid. That's what I'm thinking.I guess, so, I guess,
so okay? Who won our KevinHart tickets? Kevin Hart playing at Lucas
Oil Live on twenty second. Thatwould be Brian Davila, a fine follower
of the show in Mineral Wells,Texas. Right, Kevin tickets. Okay,
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let me let me tell you whathappened. Yesterday Channel four's crew came
out here and we shot the BloodDrive commercial because the Blood Drive is next
month, and we shot it righthere in Bo's bunker. And I don't
think that the the girl that wasdoing the shooting was kind of ready for
the comedy. We were bringing upher while it was going on, especially
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you bo Gee, thinking, man, these people crazy. Give me out
of here. But the Blood Driver, look for it on Fox for it'll
be on pretty soon. Also,Annabelle just told me something very disturbing.
And I saw that story this morning. I thought, I don't know,
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maybe we'll mention it, but you, being of Hispanic heritage, you tell
him what you read. I firedup. An Indiana judge has ruled that
a taco is a sandwich. I'mlike, what, No, it's not
okay, it's a taco. Tacois not a sandwich. No, it's
not a sandwich. It's a differentfrom It's like it's a hot dog a
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sandwich. No hot dog is ahot dog. A taco is taco.
Yes, thank you, thank you. But then I saw a picture of
the judge and I was like,well, no, wonder in Indiana,
and he's white. That's a realwhite boy right here. And why did
he have to make legislation to dothat? Okay, so I'll prove it
(51:57):
that I was right all along.Here's the school. So this guy wanted
to open open up a taco shopin the strip shopping center in Indiana,
and the rules were that they didn'twant like chain restaurants like McDonald's or Burger
King to open up there. Soonly sandwich shop style shops were going to
be allowed to open in this stripshopping center. So this guy goes and
(52:20):
he goes, well, my tacois kind of like a sandwich. It's
a Mexican sandwich. And so thejudge, I guess to give this guy
a pass rule that a taco isa sandwich. But now it's going to
go down in history that a tacois a sandwich. I don't like that.
No, that's crap. That's waitwait, that's only in Indiana where
(52:40):
the really white people. A taco. Taco is not a sandwich. However,
I can see why they said that. So this guy could open up
a taco shop all right, butit's sandwich. Thank you. I'm just
saying seriously, thank God to Mar'sFriday. Oh my god, Yes,
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which is dangerous sometimes. Thank GodTomorrow's Friday. Oh, by the
way, we're gonna have a guestwho's never been on the show before.
For a virgin Dwayne Perkins, whois playing at TK Steakhouse in Comedy Club,
He's going to drop by and we'llhave another installment of Heynna. What's
happening? Because there's always something goingon around here? So let's talk some
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time wasters here, because you don'twant to start to work right away.
I know how it is. Iknow, especially on a rainy day.
We've got some thunder and lightning outthere. So when you get in to
work, just to log on goto Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com.So don't you wish Pete Townsend would just
make up his mind? So PeteTownsend says the who are not done touring?
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A couple of weeks ago he saidthey were, Now he says they're
not here. He is talking aboutthe whole issue. We're not saying that
we're not touring again. We're alsonot saying we're going to do a final
tour. We're not saying those things. We were offered a tour as a
(54:57):
final tour by Live Nation in Augustand I turned it down. But I
didn't turn it down because they wantedto be marked up as a final tour.
I turned it down because I involvedin Tommy. I have some other
projects that I'm working on and myyear is really busy, so I turned
it down. But there will bea tour soon. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, next week he'll say,no, I'm not going to tour.
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Yeah, right, Well, whyyou just make up your mind oncen't for
all that? Hey? Why shewish she was? Yeah? The Who
last toured the United States in twentytwenty two, followed by Europe last year,
and then they did the annual TeenageCancer Trust shows at London's Royal Albert
Hall this past March. Roger Daltrey'stouring the US, but no Texas dates
(55:40):
nowhere near US. Check out thewhole story of on our page. Beach
Boy singer Mike Love is hopeful thathis cousin and Beach Boys co founder Brian
Wilson could perform with them again,despite the fact that Brian Wilson has dementia
and has been placed under a conservativeship. You talk about this earlier bo
Now Love tells BBC radio Force Todayprogram that he saw his cousin recently during
(56:06):
the making of the band's new documentary, and he says he thinks that they
can tour again. I don't thinkso. I think you know what,
end on a high note. Don'thave us see him like that. You
know. By the way, thatHulu documentary, the Disney Plus documentary about
the Beach Boys, will be outMay twenty fourth. We've got all that
info up on our page. StephenTyler returned to the stage this week for
(56:30):
the first time since blowing out hislarynx during Aerosmith's third show on their peace
Out Farewell tour last September. Hejoined the Black Crows in London, and
we have a snippet of that performanceup on our page where he performs Mama
Ken and you can check that out. Of course, Aerosmith and Black Crows
are coming to the American Airline Centerin Dallas Saturday, November ninth. Houses
(56:54):
Voice sound at It sounded great inthe video. Oh my god, it
sounded great. I'm glad that herested it up all this time. We
just have to hope the same forbon Jovi now right, Yeah, speaking
of bon Jovi, Tomorrow, bonJovi releases living Proof, the second single
off their forthcoming album Forever, andthey posted a snippet of that. We
(57:15):
have that up on our page,plus a message from John bon Jovi and
Yes releasing a super deluxe edition oftheir fourth album nineteen seventy two is Fragile
on June twenty eighth. We haveall that information, and along with that
announcement, we have up for youto listen to an unreleased recording of Long
Distance Run Around and the Fitch Sweetvery cool. Also on the Bow and
(57:39):
Them page. AO you talked aboutthis in Sports of All Sorts. The
Dallas Cowboys full twenty twenty fourth scheduleis up on our page. And finally,
when you come across a bull ona beach, you should know common
sense would tell you not to messwith the bull run. But one woman
in Mexico didn't get the memo andnow she is paying for it dearly.
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This video is kind of disturbing towatch, and yet I watched it twice.
Check it out on the Bull DampShow page at lone star ninety two
dot com. Dallas fort was PlassicRock loan Star ninety two five. Ausie
flying high again, but you betterbe careful, might get struck by lightning?
(58:22):
Is it still raining over in yourneck? Of the woods. Oh
yeah, still raining out dasty outhere, dude. Well I tell you
it was raining out here at BowsBunker like a bull pissing on a flat
rock. But it's kind of calmdown now, so maybe maybe so reprieve
for you guys. Tell Frisco youdon't have the super super dark clouds and
(58:43):
the lightning hanging over your head rightnow. Well it did, it was,
I mean, it was coming downpretty hard, but now it's it's
kind of lightened up a little bit. It looks positively. I don't care.
I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna take anap after this show. Anyway,
it'll be a good one. Andwhat do I care? Because tomorrow's tomorrow
is Fried Dwayne Perkins coming in anduh, we'll have some more bashed tickets
(59:07):
at seven fifty and more tickets tosee comedian Kevin Harts at Lucas Oil Live
on June the twenty second. Now, coming up next is our after show
decompression session where God only knows what'sgonna happen, and he's not too sure
either because we don't know which waywe're going, but we'll see what happens.
(59:27):
Anybody got any subjects they want to. We've got a couple of calls
about the taco Is the taco Issandwich. Got a couple of calls,
so we can still discuss that.And I just saw on CNN the iconic
Mirage in Las Vegas is closing nowthirty four years. Wow, how about
I'm going Yeah, I got holycow, I got that story for tomorrow.
(59:49):
Yeah that's good because I just sawthe Beatles show there. I know
you brought us a T shirt.Awesome. Yes, I did bring this
circus leg ever quit changing in Vegas? Man, the turnaround there and just
get it's gotten to a fever pick. Yeah all the time. I can't
keep you. But there's also anotherhotel that's closing this summer. We'll talk
(01:00:12):
about all that, okay, andwe will get ready for tomorrow's show,
because tomorrow is Friday, and it'sgonna be nice if we're If we're ready,
as Snaggle Push used to say,exit stage left, we'll see you
tomorrow, Okay, all right,Yeah, we'll see you on the off
show. Even b
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