The Bo and Them Full Show- Comedian Greg Warren in studio! THEN...Comedian Tommy Davidson in studio. July 12, 2024 (Ep 1179)

Episode Transcript

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I don't care. Listen up,I want all the liquor in this bar
loaded into my truck, and everyone'sgotta help carry except the ladies. We
need to take their shirts off andslap each other. Are you sure that's
ilegal? I don't know it's.Hey. Kids, looking for that quick
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It's good and I do against spitting. Hey, watch out for that
lamb whoops. I get my homerka two hudred doars an hour and you

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come down off with that ceiling.So what do you all think of new
Coca Puff Cereal? New Coca PuffCereal, the cereal with cocaine goodness.
It wakes kids up and never litsthem down. Plain of the your favorite
grocers in the cerealidle next to supersugar crack. Wait, ye, are

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you ready to rock. The followingmessage is completely tasteless. You got to
get naked. Well, at leastwe can sell the video to chickens gone
wild. Remember when I said itwasn't you, it was me. Well,
it's not me, it's you,it's old you. We are doing
an entire show just on breast anda pigeon cooked on my neck. Oh.
I love shooting a nail gun.I love shooting a nail gun too.

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I'm glad you're not dead together.It's okay, this is not working.
I fell out a bit. Hesmells something. This is just terrific.
Let's gee, your butt smells terrific. That's terrific. Loose great,
man, that's great. That wasgreat. Rock on rock on rock,

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on rocking rock. Are you readyto rock? Okay, let's party just
a flighty time already. Yeah,it's Friday and it's time to start this

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entertainment extravagance. See. I can'teven say that was a straight face.
He tried. I'm trying. Igave it a shot. Entertainment extravaganza.
I like that. I wouldn't callan extravaganza more like an infections morgas bord.
Yeah, there you go, it'sspreads. Yes, it is Friday,

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and it's gonna be a busy daytoday. Oh yeah, Oh my
goodness. We got some guests comingin and we got stuff to give away.
We got Deep Purple tickets at sevenp fifty. Deep Purple has come
to town in August. Yeah,on Monday, August nineteen Dicky's arena.
What does it have to be onMonday? Man? So did we have

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a Friday fuster cluck here today?There just came out of the oven,
piping hot golden brown around the edges. I thought it smelled kind of funny,
and him, Yes, it smelledlike Deep purple. And yes,
yes it does, Yes it does. So it's gonna be one of those
days today. And I know whatyou're thinking. You're thinking, hey bo,

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hey bo, I didn't get ahay bow out of you. Hey,
oh there you go, here yougo. What days are we celebrating
today? Yes? What days arewe? So the I'm then run this
down for you. It is NationalEtches Sketch Day. Oh did you ever
bust one apart to see how itworked? I did, of course you
did. Anytime you turn to dial, these little things that are stuck together,

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they draw the stuff, but whenyou was inside a bunch of stuff
that gets in the carpet sin It'smore like that stuff that you used to
put the mustache on the little guy, you know, with a magnet blound
up paddle. Yeah, yeah,that's what it is. It was what

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a mess. It marks the anniversaryof the date the first Etches sketch was
sold in nineteen sixty. Goodness Spinmaster, who owns the rights to the toy,
set the Guinness World Record for themost people drawing on an Etches sketch
globally at the same time, whenfour hundred and forty of their employees around
the world drew sets of stairs withan Etches sketch. You want to impress

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me? Draw a perfect circle withan Etches? Oh yeah. Have you
ever seen people that do Etches sketchart? How they do it? What
would set me is you make thismasterpiece and then all someone has to do
is bump into it and then itgoes away. It would so upset me.
It is national Eat your jell ODay. It's a hard no from

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me. I never like Jello.I like the cherry Jello. Did you
know Jello is the world's largest sellingprepared dessert. I did not know that
and Eat your jell O Day iscelebrator on the birthday of the once revered
but now disgrace, comedian and actorBill Cosby, who was a longtime spokesman
for Jello. He turns eighty sixtoday. Yeah he's I didn't know he
was that creepy. He's out ofjail too, Yes he is. Yes,

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I won't eat jello, but I'lltear this up in the heartbeat.
National Pecan pie Day yo or chilled? I like warm with ice cream on
ice cream. It's also National FrenchFry Day. I now see there's my
weakness. What goes better with abig, juicy burger than some greasy ass

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French fries. It's Collector Car AppreciationDay. You know a lot of people
who collect these cars have car showsthat just show up in parking lots and
show them off. Oh yeah,they proud of them. Should be.
It is National Simplicity Day. Ithas something to do with Henry David Thorrole.
He was born on today's day ineighteen seventeen in Concord, Massachusetts.

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He wrote about living simply. SimplicityDay is dedicated to the simpler way of
life that threau live by. Idon't know. I'd rather have the modern
conveniences we bro Walden Pond. Yes. Don Henley loves it. Oh yeah,
yes he does. It is DifferentColored Eyes Day. Yes, Mother
Nature sometimes gets the hiccups and givesthem people different colored eye. This day

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celebrates the artist and celebrities that havedifferent colored eyes. Jane Seymour Jane Seymour,
David Bowie Yeah, Christopher walkenmil Lacunasand Dan Ackroyd all have different colored
eye. Yes, yeah one.And it's New Conversations Day. Well,
we're gonna have some new conversations withsome old friends. Comedians Greg Warren and

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Tommy Davidson will be on the showtoday, So stay tuned for the madness
because the wheels are gonna come offof that show. It's gonna be a
busy, busy morning, yes itis. And the busy busy weekend up
all star weekend. Yes, righton to the morning stretches. We get
ready for sports of all sorts.Of course, the freaking Full File.

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It's another bizarre one, but thenagain, isn't it Hallway? Yes,
yes, I wouldn't have it anyother day. All right, are we
ready? Yes, sir, youknow what's coming, and here it is.
It's showtime, Dallas Forest Classic Crocklone Star ninety two five. That's
why the band you two stays lostall the time. Yes, because the

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streets have no names. That's itall I wonder Rescules. It's time for
sports of all sorts, brought toyou by the will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to will heightwins dotcom. And Major League Baseball is gearing
up with a full slate of gameshowcases and fan events for All Star Weekend
and the All Star Game in Arlingtonon Tuesday. From interacting with your favorite

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professional baseball player during a thirty minutein person career chats to taking a swing
at being a baseballer yourself at thehome Run Derby virtual reality experience, there
will be no shortage of stimulation atthe All Star Village in Arlington football.
Some three hundred people have been workingsince last month to transform the one million

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square foot area, which does includethe old Rangers Ballpark now known as Chalkhall
Stadium, into a baseball fans candyland. The Capital One All Star Village opens
tomorrow outside on the north lawn,fans will find the All Star Stage and
yes, there will be live music. Nearby is food Truck Row Cool do
love me some food Truck Food,and the Ferris Wheel if you want to

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take a ride. There's also agiant baseball in the water. Well why
wouldn't there be. But perhaps thebiggest draw for diehard Rangers fans is the
Rangers Clubhouse Experience, where you canexplore the Texas Rangers former clubhouse that many
team legends have used in the past. All Star Week in North Texas concludes
Tuesday night with the Midsummer Classic theAmerican League versus the National League. It

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is kind of exciting that we gotthis year, I know it is,
especially since we're the defending World HarryCamps All there. Hey, Texas Rangers
second baseman Marcus Simeon now expected tostart the All Star Game on Tuesday.
Cool Houston Astro second baseman jose AlTwove, who won the voting to be
named starting second basement for the AmericanLeague All Star Team, has withdrawn from

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participating in the game at Globelife Fieldin Arlington, and that's due to a
hand injury. His hand is allswollen up in purple ities ugly. He
was hit by a ninety six mileper hour fastball last Friday in a game
against the Minnesota Twins. So whatyou've beaten off? Real fas, No,
No, it was a ball,not his ball might hit, but

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Minnesota Twins ball. And so withAltuve out, Texas Rangers second baseman Marcus
Simeon, who finished second to Altuba in the voting, will be the
starting second basement for the American Leaguein the All Star Game. Now,
Simeon and Kirbyates are the only Rangerswho have been named to the All Star
team at this point. But aswe mentioned yesterday, of the Dallas Garcia

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El Bombie is going to be takingpart in Monday Night's home run derby and
that's gonna be fun. Go getthem there. Meanwhile, the Texas Rangers
are in Houston tonight to face offwith the Astros, who have won nine
straight at home. First pitch tonightat seven to ten. You can catch
the action on Valley southwast All StarWeek celebrity softball game is getting a little

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beefed up with extra star power.Now this is going to go down tomorrow
in Arlington. It now includes formerDallas Cowboy and Curnick University of Colorado coach
Dion Sanders Dion Dion. Back whenhe was an Atlanta Boy, all we
heard from him was my house,this is my house. Yeah. Comedian
Tiffany Hattish is also on the softballteam. How about that? She crazy?

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Yeah? She crazy? And countrystar Kane Brown has joined the softball
team. They're going to play inthe game tomorrow in Arlington. Dez Bryant
Terrell Owens also joining in on thefun Saturday Night Lives, Marcelo Hernandez,
The Bachelor's James, other TV personalitiestaking part in and joining on the field
for softball tomorrow as part of AllStar Week. Now, if you'd like

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to watch the Celebrity softball game,there's tickets on sale and a ticket to
an All Star Saturday Only that givesyou access to All Star Futures Games,
to Future Skills so Showcase, andalso the Celebrities Softball Game. The softball
game starts with the first pitch tomorrowat seven forty five. And you know,
fans have joked about robot umpires comingto Major League Baseball for a few

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years. Let's face it, someumpires just make bad bad, oh boy
do. But robot bartenders have madeit to the big leagues first. Yes,
we talked about this yesterday that theTexas Rangers have added two robot bartenders
for Tuesday's All Star Game at GlobeLife Field. Adam is an AI driven
service robot that can make drinks,clean up after itself, Greek customers,

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and carry on simple conversations. Idon't know about you, but I think
it'd be a little creepy to carryon a conversation with a robot. Yeah,
hanging doing what can I do foryou? And the road tender.
The bartender's an automatic cocktail machine thatcan make and deliver a drink in thirty

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seconds as long as you stick tobasic drinks and don't order anything fancy.
I mean a rum and coke ofon Gin tonic or anything easy to make.
But if you want something like aLong Island iced tea, you'll have
to get a real live bartender todo that for it. Will a robot
bartender spit in your drink if you'rerude to it? I don't know he'll
spit oil. If he does,I bet you they'll throw you ass out
if Yeah, twenty five year oldLuka Doncik is taking home some extra hardware

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for the incredible season that he has. Yes, the Dallas Maverick superstar received
the twenty twenty four sv for NBAPlayer of the Year. The other finalists
were Denver's Nicola Jokitch Oklahoma I callhim jocket Jocketch, I like that,
I like that one better, OklahomaCity shy Gilgess Alexander and Boston's Jason Tatum.

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Luca just had the best season ofhis career, setting career highs in
points per game thirty three point nine, which won the league scoring title,
assists per game nine point eight,and triple doubles twenty one. He both
started in the All Star Game andwas named First Team All NBA for the
fifth consecutive season, and he wonWestern Conference Finals MVP right now. One

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of the highlights of the NBA seasonwas don Chik's seventy three point eruption against
the Atlanta Hawks in January. Hewas the fourth most point scored by an
individual player in one game in NBAhistory. Dnjik just wrapped up his sixth
season in the NBA. That's right, He's only played for six seasons and
this SBA award will become a footnotein his ever growing list of accomplishments which

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are just getting started. Hopefully nextyear he can win a championship, right,
yes, absolutely, And you knowwhat, there's one thing we could
do to make Luca absolutely perfect.Speaking of robots, robot ankles for Luca.
Yeah, he just needs to rest, He just needs to chill out.
Take it easy, Lucas, please, yeah, easy on the anklees

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please. The contract situation between Dakand the Cowboys, it's still unresolved as
training camp approaches, and an NFLinsider suggests a shorter deal could be a
very realistic option. Historically, Cornerstoneplayer contracts have been finalized during training camp,
and their speculation that Prescott's extension couldbe used as a symbolic birthday gift

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when he turns thirty one coming uphere on the twenty ninth of this month.
NFL Networks ian Rapaport suggests the potentialfor a shorter term deal for the
Cowboys quarterback Dak could allow the Cowboysto reassess his performance sooner while giving him,
you know, a chance or anotheropportunity to negotiate a lucrative contract.
Let's say in like a year ortwo. I think Jerry would love that.

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The team will jet off to theWest Coast in Oxnar, California.
That's Tuesday, July twenty third.They're going to hold an open press conference
the following day, the team's firsttraining camp practice Thursday, July twenty five.
I think that's smart to give hima shorter day. Yeah, just
give him a Let's see how hedoes this season performance based he wants more
than any other player has ever beenpaid. Come on, I haven't even

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won a championship. We love you. Let's still Former New England Patriots head
coach and mister Smiley himself, BillBelichick will not be on the sidelines for
an NFL team during the season,but you'll see plenty of him. Belichick
is taking his talents to the popularInside the NFL show on the CW.
He will join hosts Ryan Clark andChad Ocho Cinco and Chris Long, who

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is Howie Long's kid. Belichick actuallycoached Ocho Cinco in twenty twelve and Long
in twenty sixteen. During his twentyfour year tenure with the Patriots. He
coached against Clark's Pittsburgh Steelers Belichick's deepappreciation for the history of the sport and
his immense knowledge of today's players shouldmake him an excellent addition to the show.
He's been very good in previous TVappearances for NFL films and other networks.

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The new season of Inside the NFLbegins August thirtieth at eight pm on
the CW. And I don't knowabout you, but I can't wait for
football, say selling all right,that's probably me breaking pull file. Next
on the Ball of Them Show DallasForce Classic Rocks lone Star ninety two five,

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we are awaiting the arrival of ourguest, Greg Warr, who's coming
into yuck it Up with us.He's at a new place, Yeah,
in Fort Worth, Big Laugh ComedyClub. Big Laugh Comedy Club. It's
on Main Street. But now let'sget into the freaking fool files, shall
we. There's a guy named rossEd Glee who is no stranger to putting

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his body through extreme challenges like runningbarefoot for one thousand miles and swimming three
hundred and ten miles in fifty sixhours. After running all that way and
tearing up the bottom of his feet. Here, we'll no get in the
damn ocean that was two separate.Oh thank god, I was gonna say,
ain't nobody but a robot can dothat. The most challenging thing he's

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done, or so he says,was to eat like a tiger shark challenge,
where he wanted to see how mucha human can gain and lose in
forty eight hours, according to Waitunder medical supervision, of course. To
start off Edglee spent eighteen hours ina heat chamber, cycling, running,
doing push ups, anything to loseas much weight as possible. During that

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time, he had no food,just a little water until it was time
for refeeding. His shark diet consistedof taking in forty one thousand, one
hundred and three calories in twenty fourhours, including eating seven liters of custard,
a hulk smoothie which is a giantone, a bunch of electrolytes,

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a slab's worth of cheesecake, pizza, fish and chips, four bags of
Horribo candy mix, cinnamon lows,two full English breakfast, four Mars bars,
and four tubs of Ben and Jerry'sice cream. After that, eating
binge, he managed to pack ontwenty two pounds in one day, damn.

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I don't know if there's a worldrecord for that, but the Guinness
people might say it is. Butthat is not healthy, not at all.
That affects your heart drop dead.Apparently, if he keeps this up,
he won't be with us for much. Yeah. So, remember yesterday
I told you this story about thetwo young women who chopped off that guy's
thumb so they could steal money fromhim. Yeah, well, along those

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lines, two Ohio women have pleadedguilty to pulling off yet another weekend at
Bernie's stunt by propping up the corpseof an eighty year old man in a
vehicle just so they could withdraw moneyfrom the dead man's account at a US
Bank drive through windows. Oh wegot this again, Faith Ivy three year
old Caring Cosbaum and fifty six yearold Loreen bay Affair have been in custody

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since their March arrest for mishandling thelifeless body of Douglas Layman, with whom
they shared a home that Layman owned. This was in Ashtabulah, a city
about fifty miles from Cleveland, Ohio. Turns out that missus Castbomb was Layman's
girlfriend for the past few years.Now, according to investigators, the women

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removed Layman's corpse from the residents andplaced the body in the front passenger seat
of the car that he owned.They put some sunglasses on him propped him
up so that he'd look alive weekendat Bernie's Style exactly. The pair then
headed to a nearby drive through windowof a US Bank branch, where tellers
had previously allowed the women to withdrawmoney from Layman's account as long as he

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was accompanying them. Unaware that Laymanwas actually dead in the front seat,
a bank employee let the duo withdrawnine hundred dollars, and after swiping the
money, the two women drove toa hospital where they just dumped the dead
guy's body at the emergency room entranceand drove away. But these wise guys

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forgot that the hospital has CCTV camerasthat recorded them and recorded the license plate
of the car that they were driving, so they were promptly arrest The TV
cameras will get you every time,every time just dropped his body out front
of the hospital. Well, speakingof genius behavior, people out there,

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if you ever find yourself of wastedbeyond belief on drugs, alcohol and pot
and fast asleep in a Taco Belldrive through lane. Well, that's no
way to go through your life.Now, you do get a caveat if
you're a Florida resident, it's goldstandard. You should kind of behave that
way. So police in Lakeland respondedto a call about a dude. He's

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in the Taco Bell drive through.There he was thirty four year old Marcus
Jamar, fast asleep at the wheelof his car, engine running, holding
up the damn line. And inhis hand was a Taco Bell receipt,
a stick of gum, and theFlorida idea of not himself but another man
just to stack on the violations.Raises a few questions. Oh yeah,
what the hell Let that sink infor a moment. What was he doing

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with somebody else's driver's license? Whydid he have a Taco Bell receipt in
his hand if he hadn't gotten upto the drive through yet, what the
hell is going on? And Iwant to know about that damn stick of
gum too. So the cops dida little test on him. They found
that he had an open bottle ofCrown Royal. They found evidence of fentanyl
in his car booze in fentanyl.You're dead. You are dead. You're

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done. And there's marijuana in theretoo. The guy wanted to take life
all the way to the edge,apparently, and then follow it up with
taco bell. His eyes were bloodshot, his breast smelt of alcohol. He
was sweating profusely. Jamar was arrestedin charge with duy and you better believe
several other felonies. Yes, Ican imagine a run for the border.

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Yeah, yeah, you have somehelp, boss, and a pair of
California nudists took the law into theirbare hands and their bare asses as they
rescued a tourist from a blow torchwielding madman dressed as a pirate in a
full frontal nude fight caught on camerain San Francisco's Tough Castro Dish if Only

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video Yes, Pete Sefera and LloydFishback were enjoying a totally naked walk through
the famously gay friendly neighborhood when theyencountered a quote crazy pirate guy attacking a
Brazilian tourist with a blow torch.Footage from the encounter showed the two nude
dudes trying to talk down the attackerthat was trying to burn the victim when

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the owner of a nearby coffee shopsprang into action and snatched away the blow
torch. The disarmed attacker then jumpedon the tourist and started raining punches down
on his head, when Fishbacks spranginto action himself and clocked him with a
right hook, which sent Parrot Guyto dreamland. Thank goodness. Well,
I don't understand dressed like a pirate, but I don't really understand any of

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that. It's like Castro District.Ye oh yeah, yeah. Police soon
arrived and detained the attacker, whohas identified as thirty eight year old Zero
Tryball zero indeed yeah, or areputed menace who has harassed the neighborhood for
years because quote he don't lock gayfolks. Maybe the fact that his parents
named him zero they didn't have anyexpectations of him. And his last name

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is Tryball when he only has twoballs. So there are some stuff swimming
in his head that I don't evenwant to go any further. A hero,
all right, Greg Warren's gonna joinus here in just a little while
on the Bowe and Them Show andYour Last Chance this week, to win
Deep Purple tickets that's coming up,but you're gonna have to work for it.
It's a Friday morning fuster clock.Guess the Deep Purple and Yes songs

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and you win. That's coming upat seven p fifty here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort WordsClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five,
Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Starninety two five. He's a rambling man,
and boy am I glad he rambledhis ass on in here today.
Say hello to Greg Warren. Welcomeman. It's good to see you guys.

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Yeah, you hadn't been in herein a while, long time,
Yes, it has. And you'reat a brand new place in fort Worth
called the Big Laugh Factory Comedy Club. That must be brand new because I'd
never heard of this. Yeah,yeah, Big Laughs Comedy Club, I
think. Yeah. He is thesalesman himself. Now you have to explain
why you were known as the salesmanbecause you weren't always a comic. You

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had to do some grunt jobs.You had to sell stuff, didn't you.
I sold not just stuff. Isold Jiff peanut butter, Jiff peanut.
Oh, exactly. The best PeanutButter ar motto. I don't if
you guys remember was choosy moms.That's choosy moms, not all moms.

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Yeah, let's say maybe you're amom who drinks in the afternoon, goes
to the casino, forgets to pickup your kids. If that's the case,
by all means you know, byPeter Pan, that's that's a better
that's a better product for you,Peter Pan. Their mascot is a boy
who refused to grow up. Maybehe couldn't grow up because he was malnourished

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because he was in that garbage peanutButter named after a cartoon character Peanut but
Yeah, Peter Pan can fly becausehe has hollow bones. There's no nutrients
in Peter That's why he ever growsup. Yeah, yeah, what else?
What else did you sell? Isold well, I sold Pringles prinkles.

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Yeah, oh, you're gonna laughat Pringle. It's a good product.
Okay, I mean so he stillgot the salesman in him. It
came in at tennis. What doyou mean I still have a Yes,
I'm loyal. You ever heard ofa guy say one submarine always meant that
guy that guy fought the Germans forfour years. I fought Skippy for ten

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It's a big part of my life. Pringles. Pringles came out in nineteen
sixty eight, actually the year Iwas born, and they were doing really
well and the government got involved.They said, hey, you guys are
made up of corn and soy andwheat and potatoes. You're not one hundred
percent potatoes. You can't call yourselvespotato chips. You have to call yourselves

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potato crisps. And we did andpeople are like, yeah, we still
like them. And the government waslike, oh, you know, they're
not made of one hundred percent potatoes, and people like, yeah, we
kind of figured that when they wereuniformly stacked on top of each other in
the perfect shape of a horse saddle. You know, like we got it.
You know those gummy orange sliced candiesnot real oranges. We figured that

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yet we got that. Yeah,should we tell in those circus peanuts not
real peanuts? This terrible? Youknow. If we were poor, So
we used to use the canister forour tennis balls instead of you know,
the actual tennis ball canister, wewould use the Pringles can And what are
you talking about? The balls comewith the canister? What are you were

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you buying? Like? No,we would get the tennis balls from the
tennis court that people had left steal. You're stealing tennis balls from somebody's game.
Quiet was that? Was that aWimbledon ball boy that out of the
court? No, that was familystealing tennis ball. Should we tell Greg

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Warren about the freaking full final guywho found a new use for pringles cans?
That one this guy's story about thisguy? He used to take a
dump in a Pringles can and throwit at some business because he was mad
at He did it for ten yearsbefore they caught him. That's a lot.
I don't know if you can aimtrying to. I know it sounds

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you can if you pet it.It sounds painful. I could aim on
this guy. I mean, Imean, it's it was my product.
It's it's a sturdy can. It'snot that sturred. It was built a
whole potato crisps and stolen tennis balls. It wasn't built it not for turch
No. No, did you knowthe guy that invented pringles When they died,

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they cremated him and buried him ina Pringles can. That is true,
that's true. It was on didyou know. I'm ashamed that I
don't know that now you do takethat way? Springles is uh. I
would say they got a lot ofqualities. Number one efficient use of space.
Yes, yeah, you ever openeda can of pringles wall the wall,

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floor to ceiling, chip chip chipchip chip. You ever opened a
bag of potato chips? Air?You just bought air that doesn't belong in
the snack island, belongs in theBlue Nile. That's what you bought.
That's what you bought. True,he bought a bag of air. Yeah,
you may as well breathe it inbecause that's some flavor that you'll get.

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Yeah. Yeah, Springles talk importantwork. But I hope none of
them are clients of ours. Arethey going to be mar with Greg Warren
coming up next? I'm not bowlingthem show. I'm gonna go get some
Pringles. I'll be like maybe ifyou were, this show would be a

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lot funnier or at least drunk.Our guest is Greg Warren. He is
appearing at the Big Laugh Factory ComedyClub. It's in fort Worth on Main
Street. And maybe you didn't knowthis about Greg, but your father was
a wrestling coach. Yeah, andyou became an All American wrestler at the
University of Missouri. I did.Sports was a big part of my life.

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Yeah, I mean college wrestling wasgreat rewarding. I think high school
sports are the funnest thing. Yeah, they're big down here, right.
Oh yeah, football. Yeah.I lived in Texas for a while,
so I mean I remember, butthe sports are changing. I don't know
if you guys are aware this.I live in the Midwest. The state
of Illinois has a high school fishing. High school fishing. Yeah, and

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I'm not making this up. It'sa team. They play other schools.
They have a state championship at theend of the year, which means there's
high school fishing coaches and I wouldimagine dance. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they're probably yeah yeah, Babe Winkleman, Yeah yeah, they're probably like
the same as the other coaches,right, Like, well, you boys

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embarrassed yourselves out there on that laketoday. He's got his hook caught in
a tree. Jansen pulled a shoeout of the lake and Martin, you
couldn't catch a fish in the seafooddepartment at the grocery store. If I
was a fish. I feel safearound every one of you. And if

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there's a high school fishing coach somewhereout there, there's an assistant high school
fishing because they all got it.And I never wanted to meet somebody so
bad in my mouth. Guys,we are going to have a tackle box
inspection at nine am, and youbetter have all your hooks and you better
have all your lures or you're notgoing to get all that school buck.
I can tell you that, Rodman, Bobby Henderson, I found half of

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a ham sand with in your tacklebox. That's not how a fisherman treat
is equip That's all I got.Coach back to you. Honestly didn't know
they actually have a fishing team.They have college scholarships and stuff for fish.
Yeah. Huge here in Texas too. Really, they have high school
fishing here too. They have fishingtournaments for young people. Okay, yeah,

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but that's not the same. Thisis high school sport. It's a
team sports. Yes, sport though, Yeah, I mean I wonder if
they have fishing cheerleaders, fish croppies, small mouth pass you're outboard motors,
out of gas, kick your bBe patient, be be be patient.

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What's that is that the high schoolteams can't drink beer? And isn't that
what fish? That's an excellent point. Yes, yes, that's an excellent
because I think that's sort of whatfishing totally. Yeah. Yeah, And
the parents probably are heavily involved.You think they get in fights like they
do it little league base. Ohyeah, yeah, Coach, my board
deserves to be starting on this fishingteam. You got him sitting there on

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the shore. Put him in theboat, coach. Put him in the
boat and get him a new zebCo reel. You can get him another.
I bought him a zeb Co reel. He's dedicated to sport. He'd
ever he read every back issue ofField and Stream. He don't even read
the Field parts, coach, juststream. That's all what you'll say fishing
teams. I never thought about wherethis is true, man, throughout the

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Midwest. It's that's cool. RodriguezMiddle School up in my neighborhood, they
just opened up not too long ago, and they got a damn fishing pond
out front, just south. That'sdifferent. They don't have a fishing decea.
They do they do. I wantthis, coach, and I go,
hey, man, I guess it'sa spring sport. He goes,

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well, we practice all year round. We do to a days. I
know, what are you talking about? Man, this is Illinois, you
know. I go, what areyou do in the winter? He goes,
We practice indoors. I hope it'snot the swimming pool. Yes,

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jacket and everything. Yes, Yes, it is a varsity sport. You
guys think I'm making this up.It is a legit sport. The people
are getting college scholarships for fishing.Son, there's only a couple ways out
of this town. You're gonna workwith that meal over there with your brother?
Are you going to have to fishyour way out? Fish your way

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to start them? Letter on afishing vest I guess yes, yeah yeah.
Yeah. So here's another thing.Uh, your dad got you into
wrestling. Your mother made you playthe clarinet. Yeah yeah, I did
both. Yeah, and it wasand that was good too. Oh be

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your chair is a sophomore. Thatdoesn't happen really, So how did you
get the name flute boy? Well, like my best friend Huey Baker is
one of those guys on the wrestlingteam, he just like get a hold
of something and never let you forgetit. You have one of those guys
like just just ride you like,look at Greg Man. Greg play the
flute like it's a it's a clarinet. You it's a flute. Greg,

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You were a flute man. Lookat little flute man, Greg. Flute
your flute, Greg, little fluteman, Greg flut flute flute man,
Greg rooted two D fresh and fluted. Greg. Be on the bus going
to a match. It'll be realquiet. All of a sudden you're hump
two three four? What what wefought? And fall? Flute man,

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flip man. It's embarrassing when you'reout there wrestling year hit it with your
flute. Greg. I was shininghigh school. Every time I talk to
a girl, Huey would show upout of nowhere. A Greg, who
you talking to? This is CarolHughey. Carol, how you doing well?
You flew that? Greg? Carol? Breg? How you know Greg?

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He's a flute man man, Carroll, go and ask him who's your
fair football player? Greg? Dougflutey? Who's your second favorite? Brian
Piccolo? He was good flute man. I saw Hughey. He lives in

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Lexington, Kentucky. Oh good acouple of years ago. Yeah, it's
always fun to reconnect with people thatmade fun of you. Oh yeah,
absolutely. Okay, so you werea West Point cadet also, Yeah,
I mean I was. You werethere for a year. Yeah, I
was what they call in the Army, a quitter a year. I stayed

(36:57):
the first year. Yeah, itwas a lot of a lot of it
was tough, a lot of memorization. Like you would, you'd stand in
formation three or four times a dayand they'd come around, they just ask
you stuff. You had to rememberit, like Warren, give me the
news, sir. Today, inthe New York Times, it was reported
that Ronald Reagan Ronald Warren, Ronald, are you on a first name basis

(37:20):
with the commander in chief? Warren? No, sir, Warren. Give
me the days, sir, thedays. There are three hundred days until
graduation. There are two hundred daysuntil Ring weekend. There are thirty days
until Army beats Navy at Veterans MemorialStadium in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh,
Warren, Pittsburgh. Did they moveVeterans Memorial Stadium from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh?

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Warren? I didn't know about this. Who authorized. It was it your
buddy Ronnie. Is that who wasin on that war? Damn? I
still do that day's thing. Idon't do it. I hire this neighbor
kid to come over to my houseand I'm getting ready. I'm like,
Josh, give me the days,sir, the days. There are eleven

(38:07):
days until the Chipotle coupon on yourkitchen table expires. Well, it's nice
to have somebody to remind you ofthat. So yeah, it's important stuff.
You got the rest, Josh.There's nothing else, sir. That's
the only thing going on in yourlife, sir. What great story,
lade, gentlemen, mister Greg Warren. Greg Warren a Big Laugh Factory comedy

(38:30):
club in Fort Worth. It's indowntown on Main Streets, Week one hundred.
It's good to see again, man, we're seeing you guys. Thanks
a lot, man. Thanks comingout all right, we're gonna find out
what's happening in Hey, what happeningin pet coming up on the ball and
them Joe Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. Thanks to

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Greg Warren for coming in here.And we learned something that they actually have
high school fishing teams. Yees.Shelley Aldridge Roberts text me, my nephew
is on the Maybank High School fishingteam. His dad drives the boat.
Oh stop him. That awesome mayBank. Well, my son Clayton was

(39:13):
on the par cheesy team and highschool he was not. They had no
parcheesey team. I didn't know theyhad fishing team, but now we know
it is a sport though. Okay, coming up, we're going to give
away our last pair this week ofdeep Purple tickets. But now let's get
to the business at hand, becausethere's another busy weekend. There's a lot

(39:34):
going on. Time to find outfirsthand. It's time for Hey, what
what happened? I'm so glad youasked. So it's Major League Baseball All
Star weekend with all sorts of thingsgoing on this weekend here in North Texas.
Now this morning you talked about thisyesterday. It's the Budweiser Clydesdale's delivering
beer in Fort Worth to Cowtown Coliseumand Billy Bob's. That's gonna start at

(39:58):
ten thirty this morning if you wantto see the Clydesdale's in Fort Worth,
and then All Stars Saturday kicks offtomorrow with events at Chalk Toass Stadium where
the All Star Village is, andalso at Globelive Field with MLB's top prospects
facing off in the Futures Game atthree ten tomorrow afternoon at Globe Live Field,
and then celebrities and MLB legends willplay in the All Star Celebrity Softball

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Game presented by Corona that is Tomorrownight at seven forty five. And then
on Sunday, it's All Star Sundayat the Stockyards in Fort Worth from noon
until nine thirty pm. You canexperience live music, also autograph sessions with
MLB legends like Michael Young and IanKinsler, and the MLB Draft Watch Party

(40:43):
it's going to be taking place Sundaynight with a post draft drone show there
at the Stockyards. That's gonna besuper cool. Monday night, by the
way, don't forget, it's theHome Run Derby at Globe Life Field.
Meanwhile, soccer fans at Toyota Stadiumin Frisco Tommorrow night FC Dallas versus the
LA Galaxy, and it's Christmas inJuly, so they're gonna have some snow

(41:07):
flurries. O Toyota Stadium in Friscoand a postmatch drone show. That match
will start at seven point thirty.That's tomorrow night. Live music to check
out this weekend. Tonight at laveCantina, Nicunie, it's Yachtley Crewe,
the nation's number one yacht rock band. And then tomorrow night it's a Michael

(41:28):
Jackson tribute band MJ Live Cage theElephant's Neon Pilltour at Dickey's Arena and for
Worth tomorrow night and across town atBillie Bob's Country Star Hunter Hayes Sunday night
at Dos Eke's Pavilion. I knowyou're gonna be thrilled about this bowl,
New Kids on the Block and PaulaAbdueling concerts. Listen, laugh if you
want. I took my daughters whenthey were younger to see Paula Abdul,

(41:50):
New Kids on the Block and MilliVanilli. Oh my tape broke in the
middle of their sex and they hadto go off stage and get another recording.
Plus saw it with my own eyes. Hey comedy this week and friend
of the show Tommy Davidson is atthe Addison Improv tonight and tomorrow and from
Saturday Night Live. Marcello Hernandez isat the Arlington Improv this weekend and friend

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of the show. He was justhere with us. Greg Warren, He's
at the Big Laugh Comedy Club onMain Street in Fort Worth tonight and tomorrow.
Very funny guy going I see him. Here's a cool thing for those
who love vintage wear. Step intoa retro time machine of vintage clothing,
home goods and more at the TimeTravelers Vintage Expo that's happening tomorrow at Fair

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Parks Centennial Building. It's the largestexpo of its kind. Theater Lovers with
Kids Dallas Theater Center presents Disney's TheLittle Mermaid at the Wilie Theater in Dallas.
It opens this weekend, runs throughAugust fourth, and then this weekend
in the Bishop Arts District, donyour beret and your best French accent ou

(43:00):
la la pepe lepu. Get readyto celebrate best Still Day, the French
national holiday, with live music,street vendors and more. Sunday, July
fourteenth, but Steel Day from fivepm to ten pm in the Bishop Arts
District. That is a really funevent. If you've never been by,
maybe I can get that Yes,absolutely and some wine. And that is

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just some of what is going onthis weekend. You are welcome Dallas Forces
Classic Rockel Owns Star ninety two.That of course is Deep Purple from probably
their most successful album, Machine Hit, Machine Head doing some space trucking and
that gentleman you heard singing, IanGillen is going to be on the show
with us, I think Monday morning. Oh cool, Yeah, Ian Gillen

(43:45):
gonna give us a call because wellhe wants to sell tickets of course.
Okay, And speaking of tickets,we have our last shot this week of
Deep Purple tickets. The number tocall to win them is two one four
or eight one seven seven eight sevenone five. That's the good news.
The bad news it's it's another Friday, fuster cluck. Everybody get the time

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and already and I'm telling you,al you are a bastard this time.
This is gonna be pretty tough.You have to be a real big Deep
Purple fan to be able to getthese songs. Now. What it is,
as you know, is three songsplayed at the same time, two
Deep Purples and one yes. Okay, okay, and you figure them out.

(44:30):
This is your mean This one istough. You know, I learned
from Randy James. Man, Igotta try and keep that flag, you
know, going keep the torch burning. So this one's a bitch. But
I'll tell you this. Once youtake that one song out, if that's
where we have to go, yeah, it will get a little bit more
clear to you. But this firstone, dramamine is what I recommend.

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Oh man, Yeah, we don'thave to take one away. So,
like I say, there's two deeppurple songs and one yes song, and
here they are are Okay, NowI can hear them because I got the

(45:16):
list in front of me. Whatthey are. I don't even try because
I stink at this. Come,okay, let me play it. I'm
gonna have to play this several times. Here it is again, two deep
purples in one yes. What on? It sounds like a band room in

(45:45):
a high school when the teachers outof the room when they're tuning up.
Let me play it one more time, okay, and if we don't get
an answer in a while, I'mto take one of them away. Okay,
one more time. Here's the threesongs. Oh first, like a

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multi vehicle accident, it kind ofdoes yeah or something something in a blender,
all right, two one, foureight, one seven, seven eight
seven one nine, don't see ifanybody knows on them show? Can you
I guess not? They're out goingthem show? Can you name those three
songs? Wait time? Very songs? I'm trying to I didn't hear that

(46:44):
part they smoke on the water.Let's not smoke. That would have been
too easy. Yeah, I thoughtabout that. Go on them show.
Tell me what those three songs are? See is tough? Yes, you
really kicked some asks on this one. Man. You don't get away easy

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on a Friday. Bowing Them Show? Can you name those three songs?
Can you name any of them?Burn? Burn? Yes, that's one,
okay, No, you know it'snot space trucking. I just played
space truck At least we got oneburn, Okay, we got one.
Bowing them Show? Can you namethe three songs? Burn is one of
them? That one's been answered.Could you turn your radio down? Could

(47:27):
you turn your radio down? Thankyou? Okay, all right? Can
you name the three songs? Burnis one of them. It's already been
named. Yeah, A lonely heart, of a lonely heart. Two of
them have been named yeah, yeah, should we give him a little tiny

(47:49):
hint on the third No, Ithink I think we should go ahead and
just take one away. Okay,okay, it's gonna get easier now for
we're gonna get it because I don'twant to be here all damn morning.
You're gonna take away the deep purplesong. We're gonna take away one of
the deep purple songs. So nowyou'll hear one deep purple and one Yes
you ready? Yes? Here yougo? Oh? Now it's easy.

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It's almost a mash up, now, isn't it. The one we took
away was knocking at your back door, that's right, which is one of
my favorite deep purple. Now weknow the answer. Yes, we know
the answer because guess what? They'veboth been mentioned? But do they know
the answer? There in lies theing them show name the two songs.

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One's deep purple and one's Yes.What are they? Man? I know
burn is like so loud, Ican't really discern the other songs. Man,
pick any yes song, take anyyes song, roundabout no good one
though it is a good one.Boone and them show tell me what the
two songs are. There's one deeppurple in one yes and they've both been

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mentioned. What are they? Barneand owner of a Lonely Heart? Yes,
I go and owner of a LonelyHeart. Way to go. Thanks
for bailing me out of this herefor an hour. I wanted to throw
Burne in because in addition to theDeep Purple Show, Glenn Hughes is coming
to town too. Oh yeah,it was a late moment for Yes.
Yes, who is this? Thisis Michelle from Hi, Michelle from the

(49:37):
squite My hang on just a minute. We'll get some information from you and
hook you up with Deep Purple tickets. Hi, I thank you, Wait
to go, Michelle. Alright,alright, Hey, congratulations to Michelle,
And coming up next hour, we'regoing to open up the Lone Star ticket
window and give away tickets to seeBilly Bob Thornton and his band The box
Masters. That's coming up at eightforty right here on the Bon and Them

(49:59):
show on Sport Worst Classic Rock loneStar ninety two five, Dallas Fortor's Classic
Rock Clone Star ninety two to five, Van Halen or Van Hagar that was
the Van Hagar Years, the bestof both worlds and Sammy Hagar finally starts
the best of All Worlds Tour tomorrowin West Palm Beach, Florida, eight
months and a day after announcing it. Also, wasn't there the screening of

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Van Halen in the West Yeah,I saw some social media photos of it
last night. People kicking back anddrinking up, looking up at the big
screens for free and seeing Van Halenplay a free show in the West End,
which you and missus Bow were apt. You understand, Yes, we
were. And the reason that theydid that was because the expanded edition of
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge that box setis out starting today and it includes concert

(50:47):
foot It includes the whole concert wellwith Sammy Hagar starting this tour and Alex
van Halen and David Lee Roth draggingtheir feet on this as a tribute to
Eddie van Halen. Sammy felt thetime was right for a Van Halen centric
tour. It would be wonderful ifAlex wanted to do it. But maybe
he doesn't want to play without hisbrother. I don't blame him. I
don't want to play without his brothereither, by the way, but somebody's

(51:09):
got to go out and play thismusic, and you know, we wrote
it and it's such great music.And it's so fun to play, and
I feel embarrassed to play too muchof it normally. So then I thought,
get a guy like Joe Santriani andlet's just do it right. Yeah,
coming twenty years after he last touredwith the band, He'll be joined
by Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham fromthe Circle, along with who he just

(51:31):
mentioned, guitarist Joe Satriani from hisprevious band Chicken Foot. Yeah. Matter
of fact, we did an interviewwith Joe Satrianni years ago and his birthday
is next week, so I maybe playing that for you. Sammy says
they'll deal deep into the Van Hagaryears. But here's bassist Michael Anthony on
why now is the time to dothis tour. Twenty years ago we had

(51:52):
a Van Halen reunion that sam hewas part of, and Sammy and I
are like, well, you know, we can't wait another twenty years.
We got to go out and we'rethe only two, unfortunately that are out
there playing the music. You know, we still love playing it obviously,
and so we said we got toplay it. We got to bring to
the fans at least one more time. More time, man, Joe will
do a great job on guitar.Oh yeah, oh absolutely, he'll kill

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it now. Sammy and Michael evensay they may do some songs from the
David Lee Roth ear. Oh wow, I'm sure that'll make David Lee Roth
very happy. Well, he can'tsay nothing, No, he can't,
he can't say nothing. Sit downthere, Sammy Hagar, the Best of
All Worlds Tour with special guest loverBoy will be at Doseki's Pavilion at Fair

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Park on Thursday, August twenty secondat seven thirty pm. And we have
all that information up on the Bowand Them show page at lung Star ninety
two five dot com. Also somesocial media posts of the sound check that
Sammy Hagar did yesterday at the venuein Florida. It looks just like do
Seki's pavilion. Really it looks.I was like, if I didn't know
better, I would have said,oh, that's at do Seki's. I

(52:55):
think I've seen this Summer Shed lookyeah, summer Shed look so And I
just was thinking, here it is, We're almost halfway through summer and I
haven't played the Summertime Blues version ofVan Halen's Jump. I think it's time
we do it. That's ah,yes, sit back and enjoy those summer
days with a little variation on atheme for you here, okay, get

(53:22):
ready, now there's an audience participation. Oh yes, yes, yes,
you'll say you'll get them. Asknothing gains the day you got it to

(53:58):
Yeah, surround and I know mablejust how you feel. You gotta look
who's the fun to get towards real? Why can't you see him standing here?
And I'm my back against the recordmachine. I ain't the worst that

(54:19):
you see? Why can't you seewhere I be? On? Everybody and
job, let's get together and jokeup? Yeah, body's wheel juke for
what? Didn't jump up? Hello? Have you read how you feeling?

(54:47):
Right? You say you don't know? You wouldn't to you to kill?
So man? You see him standinghere? I'm my back against the record
machine. I ain't the worst thatyou see. Why can't you see what
I mean? Come on? Everybodyin jump? Come chef gets killing joke?

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Come? Where will Joe come?Where getting jump? Come? Come
on? Now here we go.Yeah, the house is efted, My

(55:50):
folks are gone, and come onover Bavin the you will have a table
shoes Look at me she shook andchoke the ball said no die. So
you didn't do to juke you?The cup needs a joke. I'd like

(56:15):
to hit you, son, butyou to young to joke. Well,
might as well shoke. Do wegetn't choke up calling a joke? Get
chunut? Do I get to getJune as well? Choke? We didn't

(56:37):
choke shop up jumping with the bowAnd then show on a Friday. I'm
a simple man with a pimple onmy gland. Only one a little skittered.
That was what was classic rock.Lone Star ninety two to five is
the bowing them show. And nowa word from one of our many fine
sponsors. Time now for the WideAwake Adventure is of America's most caffeinated family

(57:02):
by Jet Eggs. Good morning,Joe, I just leave Anny great co
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Yeah, oh hush, don't forgetyour thermos Swiss smoking to egg. Oh
bye, there you go. Son. Now Joe, you get your ugly

(57:24):
bout to work or you're gonna belate. God, Cora, I hate
my job it's such a grind.Don't you quit. I don't know.
I guess it's the perk. Honey, gives me quick. You have to
go to the bathroom. Be withus next time when the Jetair's remodeled their
home. I think you're right,Honey, we're doing a fifth bathroom on
the next episode. Out that jJ. There you go. Here's some

(57:45):
sad news. Shelley Duvall, theactress best known for her role in The
Shining, died at the age ofseventy five. Did you know she was
born in Fort Worth? Yeah?Worth girl. She lived in Blanco,
Texas. Yes, yeah, yeah. Where is Blanco anyway? It's a
north of San Antonio. Okay,that swimming hole Wimberley Blue Hole down there?

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Oh, that's where that is.She's right near there, west of
Hippy Land out there in nice area. She starred in seven movies directed by
her mentor, Robert Altman. Shewas attending junior college in Texas when Alton
and staff members preparing to film BrewsterMcLeod Remember that movie, encounter her at
a party in Houston in nineteen seventy. She would go on to become Altman's

(58:30):
protege Shelley Duvalla is also remembered forher roles in McKay and Missus Miller,
Three Women, Nashville, and Popeye. There was not a woman that could
play Popeye's Olive Oil better than her. She was born to play that role,
just like olive Oil. She evenplayed Susan Frankenstein and Tim Burton's Franken

(58:50):
We Have in nineteen eighty four andco starred in the hit comedy film Roxanne
in eighty seven starring Steve Martin.That was very sad to see that news.
She had some problems with mental healthand some things like that in the
past year. Yeah, and shegot hit pretty hard by a visit from
the Doctor Phil Show, and shedidn't take that very well and didn't end
up being a very big fan ofhim afterwards. Yeah, he kind of

(59:14):
raked her over the cold and saidbasically, what's wrong with you? Yeah,
Yeah, it's very sad. Inmore sad news, Benji Gregory,
the child star who portrayed Brian Tannerin the nineteen eighties television series Alf has
died. He was forty six yearsold. Gregory's sister told The New York
Times that her brother's body was foundin his car in the parking lot of

(59:36):
a bank in Piora, outside ofPhoenix. He apparently had gone there to
deposit some residual checks, and hisservice dog, Hans, also died in
the vehicle. It's believe the Arizonaheat played a role in the deck.
Man. You can't be messing aroundwith that heat stuff. I mean it
gets hot here too, so becareful. Born on May twenty sixth,

(59:57):
nineteen seventy eight, in Los Angelesto Gregor, He kickstarted his TV career
at a young age. He wasonly eight when he was on alf.
He made appearances on other television showssuch as The A Team, TJ.
Hooker, Punky Brewster, Fantasy Island, the nineteen eighties version of The Twilight
Zone, and more. Gregory leftthe entertainment industry in the early two thousands
and enlisted in the US Navy.In two thousand and five, he received

(01:00:21):
an honorable medical discharge. May restin peace. Yeah, oh man.
So the baggage check line at Dallaslove Field Airport is a hot mess.
You see. People the FAA aresaying this is the busiest summer for air
travel, not since COVID, butsince the two thousand and eight recession.
It is going crazy right now.So it's been rough at Dallas love Field

(01:00:42):
and the delay has continued into theevening hours yesterday. An airport spokesperson blamed
the mess on one of the baggagescreening machines going down, combined with tens
of thousands of people leaving an AlphaKappa Alpha sorority convention in Dallas. So
we're looking at sixty thousand people thatattended that can Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center.
They wanted to get back home andsome even try to stay overnight and

(01:01:05):
get a flight out this morning.Officials say the screening machines problem was resolved
by about seven thirty am, buta bigger factor was the number of departing
passengers with carry ons, and thosecarry ons need to be checked in as
well, so it took a reallylong time and backed things up dramatically.
The FAA revealed again this is thebusiest summer for air travel since the eight
recession, and Thursdays also happened tobe the busiest day to fly. Keep

(01:01:30):
that in mind. Yes, absolutely, did you hear about the miracle baby
No. Louisiana Sheriff says a oneyear old miracle baby survived two days of
stormy weather before a truck driver spottedhim crawling along a road. The day
after his four year old brother wasfound dead and his mother was arrested in
Mississippi. Wow Cacashu Paris Sheriff GaryStitch Gilroy said the baby had numerous bug

(01:01:52):
bites but was in good condition.Other than that, authorities investigating the four
year old's death learned that he hadbeen seen Saturday with his mother, twenty
five year old Eleah Jack of LakeCharles. At the one year old.
The mother was arrested in Meridian,Mississippi, more than three hundred and fifty
miles where her children were found.Sad what wrong. I think some drugs

(01:02:14):
may have been involved with this womantotally and our boys, Steve O,
Steve O has something to get offhis chest, or rather on his chest.
The Jackass star plans to undergo breastaugmentation surgery order to go incognito and
pull off more jokes, saying thatthe level of commitment to comedy is quintessential
Stevo and we always told him hecommits to the bit. In fact,

(01:02:38):
the fifty year old has already bookedan appointment for the procedure. He's gonna
dress like a woman and then surprisepeoples. Yeah, I don't know.
He has a self portrait ink onthe entire of his back and had his
jackass co Stark Chris Pontius pierced hischeek with a giant fish hook before throwing
him into Shark invested walk just pada Brondallas, What was classic Lone Star

(01:03:04):
n? The spirit of radio?And if anybody embodies the spirit of radio,
it's our next guest, mister Thomasdavid Son. What's up right?
Yes, Yes, that's right.That's a that's a d E L A
S. Flight. See, hedone gone off in his own world.
You know, I'm already gone.He's already You were gone for you walking

(01:03:25):
the damn I was gone like thelobby's gone. Lobby in the building,
you see everything. See you hadn'tbeen here since all that's started. Yeah,
this is a banana peal. Yeah, you gotta be careful out there.
I mean tore up from the floor. The children of men, the
so you hung out with last night, I hung out with with Prime Time

(01:03:50):
Jan Sanders and and our guy MichaelIrvan yeah, and every other cowboy that
was a cowboy that you might notknow but composed the team. Yeah,
Michael Irvin is opening up his newrestaurant in today. I knew that last
night because I'm here for the opening. Okay, it's over by our house.

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Yeah so oh really, yes,Okay, that's nice. Are you
going to go early because I'll bekilled there because I already already. I
was there last night. Grand thegrand Stand, Yeah, always that place.
It's unbelievable. Really, it's unbelievable. It's like Drew Pierson was there
and they made this place. Ifyou ever want to go and watch a
cowboy game and be in Cowboy Heavenyet the same time, that's it.

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That's this place. The food isunbelievable, The place is you can't miss,
uh the game. Yeah, itgreens and it's got the Hall of
Fame all the cowboys all around youreally and it's Playmakers eighty eight And it's
in the colony right off of onetwenty one, right on, and it

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really is. And they do podcastsfrom there. Yeah, it's brought up
to spec. See that seems likea place I'd want to watch a cowboy
That's what I mean, yeah,yeah, So it's it's it's it's up
to park because I'm gonna go bythere today. I want to get a
look at Oh yes, it's beautiful. Have me a little cocktail or too

(01:05:14):
beautiful? Man. They got allthis food. It's yeah, it's Dallas.
It's Dallas, man. Yeah,it's like when I first went to
chaw here. Oh yeah, it'sthe first place that they had, you
know, the Brazilian steak, youknow, was the one over here in
Addison you can eat yourself. AndI was just like, okay, I

(01:05:35):
think this is gonna catch on.Oh yeah, okay, I'm putting it
on. Red Man. Tommy Davisonis at the Addison Improv this weekend.
I'm gonna come see you because Iwant to see where. I want to
see Cream running things, running things. Quean another one of my characters,

(01:06:00):
you know, Thank goodness, youknow, I got all these weapons over
the years. I'm worse than Predator. And then it's Predator. You ugly
And they battered a show Sunday.There's a matinee show that they've added at
five o'clock on Sunday. It's becauseyou're red hot. People love talking.

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Yeah, thank you man. Butwe switched it over because a lot of
people got to be to work onMonday, so to be there at that
time, they can get home,get some rest, and really have the
experience. Yeah you know what Imean afternoon early drinking done. Yeah,
exactly, get the drinking done.You know, it's come down by work
done. Absolutely. Yeah, Andso it really fit in to what we're

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doing. I never really thought aboutit. I was like, hey,
matinee for a comic is like I'mstill sleep you know. But but it
ends up being perfect for where thataudience is. Yeah, you know,
and there's no football season, soit's like, I know, but it's
coming. You mean Sunday night,it's almost almost training camp time, almost

(01:07:08):
training camp time. It's time.It's time. What dose Cowboys say about
the Cowboys prospects for this year?Last year? They're always thinking they're going
to win the Super Bowl? Yes, but what do you think do you
think they should give Dak his bigass contract or should they wait and see
how he does this year? Igo for the latter. If it was
me, I would do that justbecause I think it'll make him a better

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player. Probably so because because youremember what happened with Zeke Elliott. As
soon as he got his big asscontract, he slowed down and was average
at best. I hate to seethat happen to Dak and that Well,
Dak's right at the point where hecan become a great quarterback, you know.
So I don't know. It's it'sit's it's it's the internal Uh,

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it's the internal motivation that motivates.Yeah, so the externals can just neutralize
everything. You can lose yourself inexternal So this guy, if he's under
the center and everything he's doing isevery every one of his accomplishments is tactile.
Is what he's actually doing, notjust having to be the guy.

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Thomas sounds like a great philosopher theway you put these things here, philosophers
kind of deep with Toma Davidson here. I like that about you, Tommy
Bot, No, I go off. The philosopher was a red fox.
You didn't have to have any linesfor his for his TV show because it

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was him. Yeah. So theguy punches a hole in the water,
goes you do kill the rat justfell out of his brain. Well,
see you. Sanford and Son wasone of my favorite shows of Oh yeah,
oh yeah, you know who?Hu Who is it that comes in
here and does it with me?Uh? The Sanford and Son trivia thing?

(01:08:58):
He was just here a few weeksago. Your clothes, Me and
him do Sandford and Son trivia againsteach other, and I wear his ass
out. I bet he is themost wonderful thing you ever want to see,
isn't he? Man? Godfree?Isn't I don't know why I blanked
on his name. I guess mybrain cells are dying. Hey man,
that you ain't the only one thatcomes with age, you know. I

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don't even know if I got touse the bathroom. I just go sit
down. Wait, aren't something willhappen? You know what I mean?
Aren't you the big six soul?Now that's what I mean. Have you
had your colonos? I don't evenknow which one I got to do.
I just go sit down. Haveyou had your colon? I have?

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Okay, in the early fifties,so they said you don't have to come
back for it for oil checks.So yeah, right, it's just like
I got to use the bathroom.There's no time. It's like, now,
I'm serious, man, I'm inthe subway. Man, Okay,
Well, I'm glad you got aclean bill of health. Yes, yes,

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yes, no, so far todayis what counts right, so yees?
So far, so far, sogood, So far, so good.
Can you stick around a while.I'm here mar with Tommy Davidson coming
up on the bow and them showDallas fors Classic rock lone Star. Now
you vive, hold on loosely andplease don't loose me. Tommy Davidson is

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here. He's at the Addison Improvthis weekend, and listen, Tommy.
I apologize. I apologize because Ididn't start out with your favorite intro that
we always do when you're here.You know what I'm talking? Is it
Zebelin Joint? No bed for theboots Gate keep I'm too better to hear

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you? Heyo, how about thatsays how he got little day to little?
See you keep up? That's yourinterest. Ears. I hate to

(01:11:14):
sound like an old fire, butthey don't make cartoons. They don't,
damn it. You know they don't. My daughter's hip the Warner Brother cartoons.
Now wait, your youngest, myyoungest daughter three, she picked up
on it. She is pressure.He's in that. He was ing us.
She's all in the bugs. Bunnyshe's all in the Porky Pi.
Yeah, good stuff. She wentpast all the she did the Disney stuff.

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Yeah. And I showed her oneWarner Brothers cartoon and she's like,
what the spirits of mel Daffy?I'm into these? Yeah, not the
new ones, the ones that weredone in like the late fifties. Yeah.
Yeah, she's right there. Goodfor her. You raise her right,

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yes, yeah, her right takesone to no one that is Daddy's
blood in her. That's rare,that's right. So I feel it.
Go ahead, I'm I forgot youwrote a book. I did. You
wrote a book called Living in Color? Living in What's funny about me?
What is funny that we're going tolearn that we didn't know about you in
the Ah that I'm black and whiteBut you can't tell because you're raised by

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well unless you look at the palmof my hands. Oh okay, well
see that mocha. See this issort of beige, and this is called
brown, this is called white.I remember you telling the story about how
your mom, the woman who raisedyou, discovered you in a trash camp

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in the DC area in Mississippi,in the Old South. That sounds really
Old South. In sixty six.In sixty six, Wow, sixty five,
and you didn't realize that you wereblack at all. Wow. I
knew that that my family loved me, and I knew that, uh.

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I knew that I loved animals andthat they didn't have any problem of color,
because you know, a cat couldhave kittens, that she'd have a
black one, two gray ones,a pure white one, a brown one,
and if you took them away fromher, she come after you.
It didn't matter what color they are. That's right, that's beautiful. And
so so when I discovered I wasblack or looked at as anything outside of

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the crayons, yeah, that Iwas taught the colors. This is black,
I mean, this is brown.She's sort of like beige. You
know, for some reason, wedon't see the real color. So we're
hating people for a color they're reallynot. Oh, it doesn't make any

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sense to me, for a color. And how do we get colored in
the first place, all of us? How do we get to be different
colors? This is how it happened. Okay, there was a tribe on
this side of the cliff that wasone color, and there was a tribe
on the other side of the cliffthat was this color. The guys went.
The girls that are over there lookhot, look pretty good. And

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the girls the guys over there lookpretty hot. And that's lee mm hmm.
Boom yeah. I like that likea boom check, like a boom
ticker. And now we're mad aboutit. I don't know. Some people
just don't get it, and theynever will and you never can make him
get it anyway. You can shakeyour head and wonder. But Jeremiah was

(01:14:32):
a boot frog. He was agood friend of mine. I heard that
you did stand up at the ApolloTheater. I did. Now that is
some balls, because that is anaudience that will not forgive anything I did.
But I carry around a MACHETI soI'm just like, oh, he

(01:14:55):
looks so nice. I mean,you you brave? He said, you
looks so nice. Wait a minute, is that my hand gone? You
know? I mean right, right, exactly exactly. So I've been been
a beneficiary of my career. Yes, because the more people I'm exposed to,

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the better person I'm becoming, youknow what. And Annabelle said something
off the air that why don't theydo an in living color? She sure
did? Reunion. Yes, reunionnow the time, yes, exactly,
now that we're taking it all tooserious, we need it. Yeah,
the world needs Yeah. This issub in Florida on the on the ocean,

(01:15:38):
right side, on the ocean.I always remembered to take we need
to get the game. When y'alldid three champs and a baby and you
are you were sugar Ray Leonard,and first of all, I like to
call them sugar Ray. There's thingsthat don't make sense, but for some

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reason he gets away, yeah,exactly. Or or or Obama. Yeah,
for that matter, someone who talkslike he's black and white at the
same time. I don't know howhe did that one, but he can
take something that is not that importantand make it sound presidentially important. Different

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from this exactly. Like, forexample, Kellog's Rossa flakes. Now they're
part of an essentral breakfast. Ifyou look at the commercial, you'll see
a caraffe of orange juice and aGrafa milk next to this bowl of cereal
and also Bananmazon and other fruits,very fruits. So it's a part of
that breakfast. It's not the wholebreakfast. It's a ballace breakfast. It's

(01:16:44):
a ballance breakfast. But look thatyou got a balance a whip like I
balanced the economy, exactly balanced theeconomy, and I turned into in bencent.
So kill me, kill me.We killed right, Tommy. That's

(01:17:09):
two. That's two big baskets Ihit with her. There you go,
two big swishes. Tommy Davids andeverybody. Tommy was at the Addison improv
this weekend. It is always greatto see you, my brother. Always
good to see you. Man.Well, if I'm seeing you, I'm
seeing me back. Nice. Iain't in the ground yet, my god.

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That's right. I may be aliving, but I'm still walking.
And who says that's such a badthing. It can't be something here and
come from nothing exactly exactly. Nice, Tommy. We love you, man,
Thank you. Love you guys too. Tommy Davidson improv this weekend.
This is lone Star ninety two fiveJallous Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five. I wanted to play thatbecause Christine mcvee would have been eighty one

(01:17:54):
years old today. YEA, blessher heart. And when she died it
just hit Stevie Nicks so hard.That's why she doesn't want a tour with
Fleetwood Mac anymore. And you knowshe's got a show Stevie Nicks does tonight
in London at Hyde Park, andI can only imagine how difficult it's going
to be for her to do allof those Fleetwood Mac songs that she does

(01:18:15):
during her show, knowing that it'sChristine mcvie's birthday. And I'll bet you,
I'll bet you she says something onstage. Oh she will, because
she does a special tribute during hershow. Speaking of special, it's always
special when Tommy Davidson comes by.That was a trip man at the Addison.
Improv tickets at ticketmaster dot com orimprov dot com. That's right,
yeah, Improv Clubs dot com.Always great to see Tommy. He's so

(01:18:39):
funny. Yeah he do. Youhave some time wasters up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Starninety two five dot com. You were
talking about Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac. Well, with Fleetwood Mac presumably done,
Mick Fleetwood is trying to move forwardnow. He posted a tribute to
Christine mcviee for what would have beenher eighty first birthday to but he also

(01:19:00):
did an interview with Mojo magazine andhe says he's working on a new album,
his first solo album since two thousandand four. He says he's going
to be singing, so watch outwatch repair yourself. Yeah, so that's
going to be interesting. He's alsothinking of rebuilding his restaurant, Fleetwood's in
Maui, the one that burned down, remember. So it's a really interesting

(01:19:24):
interview because he even goes into StevieNicks and Lindsey Buckingham's relationship and how he
wants them to get together and healit out. Yeah, get definitely,
So check out that story about MickFleetwood up on our page. Also very
special Fleetwood Mac Dreams video in honorof Christine mcbee's birthday. Get well wishes

(01:19:48):
going out to Zombies and Argent founderRod Argent. I don't know if you
heard about this this week, buthe suffered a stroke. Oh yeah,
it happened at his home in theUK this past week and all upcoming performances
by the Zombies have been canceled.We have the social media posts from his
management team that says that he's madethe difficult decision to retire from touring,

(01:20:13):
so we have that up. Also, the trailer from The Zombies documentary,
which is out Hung Up on aDream that you can check out, and
the True Story of the Fake Zombies, an eight episode true crime podcast detailing
the nineteen sixty nine story of animposter version of the band The Zombies.
It's now available on the iHeartRadio app. Listen It's dangerous to impersonate a ban

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Yeah, I don't know if youknow who? Who was it? Junior
wells, okay, haven't It wasLittle Walter? It was Little Walter.
Little Walter was supposedly driving down theroad one day and he saw a van
with Little Walter painted on the side. So he stopped his car, got
out and walked over and said,which one of y'all was Little Walter in

(01:20:56):
this? Scot said I'm Little Walter, and he shot him dead. No,
yes, shot him dead. Thiswow. Yeah. Now, somebody
may not react that extremely, butLittle Walter show did and send him to
Dreamland forever. Yeah. Don't bemaking you know, people mad, especially
these band members. Stay in yourlane. Stay in your lane. That's

(01:21:18):
right. So we talked about thisa little earlier. Sammy Hagar finally starts
the Best of All Worlds tour tomorrowin Florida, eight months and a day
after announcing it, we've got allthe information up. Of course, they're
coming to Doseki's Pavilion in Dallas Augusttwenty second. We have a social media
post including video from the sound checkfrom last night and the band gearing up

(01:21:42):
for the tour. And of courseSammy brought his world famous tequila for the
road, so you can see thatin the video. And yesterday, remember
we were talking about if Texas wasto have an official rock song like the
State of Ohio, that we wouldneed to have a Texas band like zz
Top. You well, it's beenthree years since zz Top lost bassis Dusty

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Hill and guitar tech Elwood Francis tookover. Elwood does an interview with Guitar
World where he talks about how hehas not adapted to his role. He
says, I'll play with the band, but it'll never be my band.
He will always be Dusty's thing.I understand that, you know, because

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he's used to doing this. Andthen all of a sudden he's thrust into
the spotlight, which I never wantedanyway, and he feels like an impostor.
He feels like, no, thisis Dusty's thing. It's not he
goes. I'll play with them,but it's a weird thing. It's a
great interview and we've got the interviewup on our page. Also, don't
forget zz Top playing Lucas Oil livein Oklahoma Friday, November eighth. It's

(01:22:44):
a weekend. Ringo Starr posted ahighlight video from his Peace and Love birthday
celebration. We have that up foryou, and as we kick off All
Star weekend here in North Texas,a video of a dog at a Mets
game decked out in a Mets baseballapp, sunglasses, a gold chain,
and a Mets jersey and the dogis eating a hot dog what they call

(01:23:08):
it dog on dog crime. Now, I told y'all never dress up your
pets, but that was okay.That's okay I could deal with. We
had the video up on bone mshow page at lone Star ninety two to
five dot com Dallas Horse Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. I am
absolutely exhausted after today's show. OhI know. Special thanks to Greg Warren

(01:23:32):
for coming in. Yeah he's BigLeft Comedy Club in Fort Worth and Tommy
Davidson who just left. He's atthe Arlington Improv And thank you to you
for making it a part of thisshow, don't you know it? Now
on Monday, I hope you havea great weekend. Monday, we got
tickets to see Santana right now.We're Santana tickets. That's it, seven

(01:23:55):
point fifty in the eight forty ticketwindow. We get tickets to see old
friend of the show, Sebastian Menascalco. He's coming to town real soon.
He just celebrated his fifty first birthday. Yeah yeah, well we'll have to
mention that to the boy. He'sso cute. So I don't know.
There's a lot going on, ofcourse, all the comedians that I just

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mentioned, and the grand opening ofPlaymakers eighty eight in the colony Michael Urbans
All Star Week in Arlington at ChactasStadium and at Globe Life Field. If
you're going to be out though,please take care of yourself. Arlington Fire
Department already saying the hot temperatures equala lot of calls for them. Yeah

(01:24:41):
no, we don't want you toget all dehydrated and everything, so please
take care of yourself now. Upnext our after show decompression session. If
anybody wants to add anything. Iam open for a suggestion. Yeah,
we got a little bit of asurprise. I don't want to say exactly
what it is. Talk about itduring the d comp. We might have
a little bit extra something to giveto you people today. Oh really something

(01:25:05):
extra time? Yeah, yeah,thanks to a listener. Okay, oh
okay, I know what you're talkingabout. Okay, all right, Yeah
that's a good thing. Yeah,pay it forward, don't you? Was
a pay forward this morning? Ytell you about it on the after show.
Yes we will, so we'll seeon the after show and see you
on the show Nut Show on Monday, and of course Ian Gillen of Deep

(01:25:26):
Purple on the show. Yeah right, you already. Yeah, letch hit
it and get it. Got toget naked. Well, at least we
can sell the video the Chickens GoneWild. Remember when I said it wasn't
you, it was me. Well, it's not me, it's you,
it's old you. We're doing anentire show just on breast and a pigeon
cooked on my neck. Oh.I love shooting a nail gun. I

(01:25:47):
love shooting a nail gun too.I'm glad you're not dad. Let's say
it, Yes, right. Thisis not working. It I fell out
a bit. He snails something.This is just terrific. This's gee,

(01:26:09):
your butt smells terrific. That's terrificnews. Great man, that great.
That was great. Rock on rockon rock on rocking rock. Are you
ready to rock? Right? Okay, let's party. She's a party time

(01:26:35):
already, Yes it is. Everybody, have a great weekend. We'll see
you Monday.