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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yay, okay, all right, we're back again.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Are Racha t shirt?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Look at that ratcha. I love that hot sauce. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You just like having a cock on your shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know what this is? You know what this is?
Fear the cock.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I did not know that room and.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Get dark if i't take it out. No, that's what
it says.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How do you know fear the cock?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Do you read mandarin?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, if there's something like label on a Mandarin orange,
I'll read the ship out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You're funny.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, that's what I was told. It says, you don't.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
They have in bottles in the condoment isle at the
grocery store now is a mix of ranch and Sri racha,
and they call it Sri Rancha.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, I don't know. I'm not a little It depends like.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A runcha, though it does sound like a fantastic laxative sancha. Yeah,
it should work those two elements together in your.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Bodyoom, get your bowels humming.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's right, nice and clean.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right, let's start out. Let's see who's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, he's getting brave.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hello bowing them Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You guys really doing cock jokes on a Friday?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh yeah, absolute, of course we are, Mat the cat.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Who did you call?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey, It's it's not even ten o'clock yet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The morning yet.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, bro, it's in our contract language to do cock jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We have to do cock jokes before ten because after
ten some people are listening.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Sometimes we do it first thing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Because cocka doodle doodle do cockle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Man, my mind's so big, I got a knee in it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wow, wow, Matt.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Unfortunately, unfortunately these days it's got to walk with a cane.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't want to hear no change jokes, just buy it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So you're a tripod?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
What did John good Zala said he was a show?
We're not a grower.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Show. No, he's a grower, not show.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Mine don't grow, so I don't show, don't you know.
So it's just one of those deals, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You keep that, keep that private. It's like a concealed weapon.
You know, you don't show it to have a buddy.
You just have it there in case you need it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like Owen Wilson. I'm sorry, Matt, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, no, no, just saying just so. This weapon has been
decommissioned for years, so you know, for display purposes only.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But it still has a firing pin in it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Noo, nope, the pins. The pin's gone. The AMMO has
been taken out and sold on on the eBay. No, no,
it's uh it just you know, doesn't even blow in
the wind.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, it's better to have it and not need it
than to need it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And not have it.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right, there's that meme of Owen Wilson, and next to
it they have a picture of a schlong and you
can't get it out of your head when you look
at his nose, oh, because there is shallic like.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, there goes the rest of my afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And his friends call him dick Nose to school? There, Well,
episode did Steve Miller and Tommy Lee Jones.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Wait a minute, The Wilson boys are from Texas.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, you didn't know that they're from here?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We're here, Dallas, Dallas, down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I never liked either one of those guys really, and
I never could believe that they were brothers. You look
at the two of them side by side, there is
nothing and I mean nothing with as a resemblance from
one to the other.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're right, they don't look like at all to me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And and and they're not funny, I mean they try
to be. I mean that was the movie The Bench,
still a movie that they were the models. What was that?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Zoolander?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Let me tell I did not I like Zulander, I
like Ben Stilla. But Owen Wilson, he just he just
didn't you know, he doesn't do nothing for me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And man, look lighting up on the boy. He's got
a nose shaped like a dick. He's got enough trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm not I'm not one to be saying it, because
that boy's nose has made him a hell of a
lot more money in a couple of years. And I'll
ever make him life.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I guess you're I got to leave her alone. But
uh so, what's on what's on slate for the weekend
for you guys? What are you up to?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We were just talking about. I was going to try
and go see a Deadpool and Wolverine. I haven't seen that.
It's good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And Anna has the usual adventure that is anything but boring.
Danna never lets us down.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh, she's hitting some good cuisine, man, and she's hanging
that with fam, danging out with the kidd My brakes
took a giant ship the bed kind of an action,
and uh, I'm having to baby them. I can still
drive and I can still slam on the brakes of
money into uh. But it just sounds like, uh, it
sounds like you poured grape nuts worn down. Yeah. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You'll you'll the grape nuts guy. Remember I was you'll
you'll Gibbons.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You're thinking King and I and we're thinking the grape
nuts guy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I was just testing you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You'll you'll Gibbons. He's ever eat a pond tree, but
I do like grape nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, here's a question for asking stuff next week. Okay, okay,
did he really die trying to eat the stump of
a petrified tree?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You'll get Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I swear to God. When Yule Gibbons died one hundred
and fifty thousand years ago, I thought that I read
that he was trying to show that something about why
it's such a good thing and a healthy thing to eat,
and he was trying to eat the stump of a
tree somewhere in.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Some joke, and you would be wrong.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
He died in Beavertown, Pennsylvania. Yeah, sure, December nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
He had a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
At least he smiled because he was in beaver beaver Town.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That's why he had a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm fine with having a heart attack if I'm going
to die that way, I just want to be in
beaver Town when I do.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I no, no, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, Now we go back to the now, we go
back to the.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, beaver like beaver, he eats tuckle bill.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Non, I had a big o beaver.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, I had a big brown beaver.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How a big brown beaver around? She stuck it up
in the air. That's how the song goes.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
When I was when I was DJing, if baby dolls
Fort Worth, let's have a second.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Of it burned down. I'm sorry, I thought about you
because I put a little tip on the little green
all the same.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
When when when I was working there, uh when on
his big round Beaver or big Beaver song had just
come out, and I remember I was playing it for
one of the girls and everybody, and I remember now,
remember I'm in the middle of Fort Worth right there
in the Ulis Fort Worth. Bought it in a booby bar,
and somebody comes up to me and tells me that
that is a very offensive song.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Hey, you're in a tit bar. Yeah, and you're worried
about the song?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Can you play push it by s?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah? Right, there's a there's a song called Babylon by
a group Faster pussy Cat, Oh yeah, And the very
beginning of it it's like some I remember. It sounds
like a very old lady saying, put a pussy, pussy,
put a p pussy, pussy, pussy cat, and I would
use that to introduce one of the girls. Oh really Yeah, Well,
(08:03):
I got the list mixed up one day, so I
put the wrong girl up in that place. So I
started this, Oh my grandmother's here, and I started to
pussy pussy, pussy pussy. She came running out of the
dressing room, came up, grabbed me by the slap post
and told me what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's not my song, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What was what was her song? Something like Barry Manilow.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Or something that's quite a far.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
C Yeah, I screwed that one up, but that's okay.
I still made good tips everyway. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Her name was Lola. She had a big hole.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And and that's how we're going to end this conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's how we're gonna end it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Later, kids, all right, love you, Matt.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right, Anna Belle Okaya had a big hole. There
were men lost in there. Grabbled round her hair. Did
you say, crab grab hair? Look, you know better than
(09:13):
to get me rolling on something, because I'll just ruin everything.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I think we need to start writing our own dirty
parody song.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
So I do it in my head all the time.
I'm saying, Jimmy, do it constantly, Oh my god, yes,
whatever there was comfortably numb on, Jimmy would sing swallow
my comb.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I know it's hard for me to imagine Jimmy doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Bo oh yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy's bad.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He's a saint.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Now the Poka song you played this morning in honor
of national immediately I saw jim White singing it in
my head.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, happy boy.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
And that song right there always make me think of.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It, makes you think of you? Yes, well, I'll have
to play that next week.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
When we had that first Monday after your great big fall, yeah,
your Olympic medaling fall. We played Happy Boy to start
the show, just for Jimmy because he joined us to
help us out.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well I appreciate, Yeah, he didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Jimmy showed up to give us an extra set of
hands when he first went out and he asked for
Happy Boy and he goes, hey, hey, I want you
to I want you to look up and find this
bit too. It's called Springtime Pigeons.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, Poisoning pigeons in the dark, poisoning pigeons in
the park.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It was gonna be the first day of spring, but no,
I played Happy Boy and surprised him. Ye, okay, yes,
because I think of him every time we play that song.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It was really great to have Jim come up here,
Like the two of us just felt like maybe everything's
gonna be okay, at least for a few days.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
At first day after I dropped you off at the hospital,
I was like, what the hell are we going to do?
And then when we found out what your surgery was
gonna entail, we googled everything about your recuperation. I immediately
called Jim and Jim was more than happy to help out.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, listen, I I got healed as quick as I
could so I could get back here.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And I did BO tell you that he freaking graduated
from therapy?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You did? I graduated?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You get a certificate?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I engaged.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You have a graduation party.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, no, they just did good gradual lition. You have
graduate so I don't have to go to therapy.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Bo Roberts is done with physical therapy. Well, long as
I don't fuck up again, I guess I'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Okay, I think you learned your lesson.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I certainly did. I ain't jumping no more, no more.
I'm not even skipping down the street. Forget that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
You're not getting tempted watching the Olympics, watching all those
high jumps at all. Okay, you don't want to try
and rub your wiener against the high jump.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Watch him do that. The long jump is the one
that I don't How about.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
That olympian, the girl who has an only fans page
and she won the pole vault in the female category.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, pole vault is right now. Probably why she's got on.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Her probably not the only poll that she's uh, she probably.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Vaulted in a poll right now, any repercussions, they don't
care who now.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right after she like did the pole vault, she torked
on the side.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, of course she did.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Naturally, it's like a reflex for her.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She's a pretty girl too.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Really.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, one more thing that I want to mention to
everybody too. We did this this morning. At the end
of the stream. On Monday, the entire show is going
to caravan down to Globe Live Field. We cannot stay
for the show because but we'll have our own damn
show that we want to kick ass that Tuesday morning
very early. We'll go hang with you for Yeah, we're
going to go down there and anybody who's down there pregaming.
(12:55):
Maybe you're going into Arlington early Monday to eat something
or drink something before showtime. Yeah, come on by man.
We're going to have a lone star tent set up
outside the venue and we would love to see you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That would be a great show to see. It was
Death Leopard, Journey and Steve Miller.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's not Journey from about Steve Perry. Sorry, Barnell, you're great,
but you know, Steve.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Keep pierri'sarm not getting that's exactly what I said.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Probably just like that too.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yes, keep perry fuck it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Just so you guys know, that's a different part of
Anna's body talking right there. That's not her mouth. That
that's coming from somewhere else. Your heart, your.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Heart, from my heart?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yes, that's from my heart or your part?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Did I say heart?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I meant to say part.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All right, we've gotten this all out of whack here,
so we need to go have a first of all,
I need a nap, is what I need, first of all.
And then uh, maybe we'll find some kind of trouble
to get into. I'll do it, bet you we can, damn.
But we'll be back on Monday. And yes, we'll have
Sammy Hagar tickets to give aways seven fifty.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
And then we're going to have tickets to see Rumors,
the Fleetwood Mac tribute that's going to be at at
and t Windspere Opera House.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, they're like a national tour.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
They are in the lone star ticket window a poor.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Name and it's Rumors at L so I assume that
means they're live.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see you live and in
living color on bud Leable and they have your sales,
a great weekend, and don't get none on yet. It's
Frank's episode. Yippers see you, Bye bye, love y'all.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yay, okay, all right, we're back again.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Are Racha t shirt?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Look at that ratcha. I love that hot sauce. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You just like having a cock on your shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know what this is? You know what this is?
Fear the cock.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I did not know that room and.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Get dark if i't take it out. No, that's what
it says.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How do you know fear the cock?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Do you read mandarin?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, if there's something like label on a Mandarin orange,
I'll read the ship out of it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You're funny.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, that's what I was told. It says, you don't.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
They have in bottles in the condoment isle at the
grocery store now is a mix of ranch and Sri racha,
and they call it Sri Rancha.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, I don't know. I'm not a little It depends like.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A runcha, though it does sound like a fantastic laxative sancha. Yeah,
it should work those two elements together in your.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Bodyoom, get your bowels humming.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's right, nice and clean.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right, let's start out. Let's see who's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, he's getting brave.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hello bowing them Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You guys really doing cock jokes on a Friday?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh yeah, absolute, of course we are, Mat the cat.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Who did you call?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey, It's it's not even ten o'clock yet.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The morning yet.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, bro, it's in our contract language to do cock jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We have to do cock jokes before ten because after
ten some people are listening.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Sometimes we do it first thing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Because cocka doodle doodle do cockle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Man, my mind's so big, I got a knee in it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wow, wow, Matt.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Unfortunately, unfortunately these days it's got to walk with a cane.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't want to hear no change jokes, just buy it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So you're a tripod?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
What did John good Zala said he was a show?
We're not a grower.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Show. No, he's a grower, not show.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Mine don't grow, so I don't show, don't you know.
So it's just one of those deals, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You keep that, keep that private. It's like a concealed weapon.
You know, you don't show it to have a buddy.
You just have it there in case you need it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like Owen Wilson. I'm sorry, Matt, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, no, no, just saying just so. This weapon has been
decommissioned for years, so you know, for display purposes only.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But it still has a firing pin in it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Noo, nope, the pins. The pin's gone. The AMMO has
been taken out and sold on on the eBay. No, no,
it's uh it just you know, doesn't even blow in
the wind.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, it's better to have it and not need it
than to need it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And not have it.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Right, there's that meme of Owen Wilson, and next to
it they have a picture of a schlong and you
can't get it out of your head when you look
at his nose, oh, because there is shallic like.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, there goes the rest of my afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And his friends call him dick Nose to school? There, Well,
episode did Steve Miller and Tommy Lee Jones.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Wait a minute, The Wilson boys are from Texas.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, you didn't know that they're from here?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Here?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We're here, Dallas, Dallas, down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I never liked either one of those guys really, and
I never could believe that they were brothers. You look
at the two of them side by side, there is
nothing and I mean nothing with as a resemblance from
one to the other.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're right, they don't look like at all to me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And and and they're not funny, I mean they try
to be. I mean that was the movie The Bench,
still a movie that they were the models. What was that?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Zoolander?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Let me tell I did not I like Zulander, I
like Ben Stilla. But Owen Wilson, he just he just
didn't you know, he doesn't do nothing for me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And man, look lighting up on the boy. He's got
a nose shaped like a dick. He's got enough trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm not I'm not one to be saying it, because
that boy's nose has made him a hell of a
lot more money in a couple of years. And I'll
ever make him life.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I guess you're I got to leave her alone. But
uh so, what's on what's on slate for the weekend
for you guys? What are you up to?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We were just talking about. I was going to try
and go see a Deadpool and Wolverine. I haven't seen that.
It's good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And Anna has the usual adventure that is anything but boring.
Danna never lets us down.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh, she's hitting some good cuisine, man, and she's hanging
that with fam, danging out with the kidd My brakes
took a giant ship the bed kind of an action,
and uh, I'm having to baby them. I can still
drive and I can still slam on the brakes of
money into uh. But it just sounds like, uh, it
sounds like you poured grape nuts worn down. Yeah. Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You'll you'll the grape nuts guy. Remember I was you'll
you'll Gibbons.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You're thinking King and I and we're thinking the grape
nuts guy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I was just testing you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You'll you'll Gibbons. He's ever eat a pond tree, but
I do like grape nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, here's a question for asking stuff next week. Okay, okay,
did he really die trying to eat the stump of
a petrified tree?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You'll get Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I swear to God. When Yule Gibbons died one hundred
and fifty thousand years ago, I thought that I read
that he was trying to show that something about why
it's such a good thing and a healthy thing to eat,
and he was trying to eat the stump of a
tree somewhere in.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Some joke, and you would be wrong.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
He died in Beavertown, Pennsylvania. Yeah, sure, December nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
He had a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
At least he smiled because he was in beaver beaver Town.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That's why he had a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm fine with having a heart attack if I'm going
to die that way, I just want to be in
beaver Town when I do.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I no, no, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, Now we go back to the now, we go
back to the.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, beaver like beaver, he eats tuckle bill.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Non, I had a big o beaver.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, I had a big brown beaver.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How a big brown beaver around? She stuck it up
in the air. That's how the song goes.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
When I was when I was DJing, if baby dolls
Fort Worth, let's have a second.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Of it burned down. I'm sorry, I thought about you
because I put a little tip on the little green
all the same.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
When when when I was working there, uh when on
his big round Beaver or big Beaver song had just
come out, and I remember I was playing it for
one of the girls and everybody, and I remember now,
remember I'm in the middle of Fort Worth right there
in the Ulis Fort Worth. Bought it in a booby bar,
and somebody comes up to me and tells me that
that is a very offensive song.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Hey, you're in a tit bar. Yeah, and you're worried
about the song?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Can you play push it by s?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah? Right, there's a there's a song called Babylon by
a group Faster pussy Cat, Oh yeah, And the very
beginning of it it's like some I remember. It sounds
like a very old lady saying, put a pussy, pussy,
put a p pussy, pussy, pussy cat, and I would
use that to introduce one of the girls. Oh really Yeah, Well,
(08:03):
I got the list mixed up one day, so I
put the wrong girl up in that place. So I
started this, Oh my grandmother's here, and I started to
pussy pussy, pussy pussy. She came running out of the
dressing room, came up, grabbed me by the slap post
and told me what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's not my song, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What was what was her song? Something like Barry Manilow.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Or something that's quite a far.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
C Yeah, I screwed that one up, but that's okay.
I still made good tips everyway. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Her name was Lola. She had a big hole.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And and that's how we're going to end this conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's how we're gonna end it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Later, kids, all right, love you, Matt.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right, Anna Belle Okaya had a big hole. There
were men lost in there. Grabbled round her hair. Did
you say, crab grab hair? Look, you know better than
(09:13):
to get me rolling on something, because I'll just ruin everything.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I think we need to start writing our own dirty
parody song.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
So I do it in my head all the time.
I'm saying, Jimmy, do it constantly, Oh my god, yes,
whatever there was comfortably numb on, Jimmy would sing swallow
my comb.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I know it's hard for me to imagine Jimmy doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Bo oh yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy's bad.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He's a saint.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Now the Poka song you played this morning in honor
of national immediately I saw jim White singing it in
my head.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, happy boy.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
And that song right there always make me think of.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It, makes you think of you? Yes, well, I'll have
to play that next week.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
When we had that first Monday after your great big fall, yeah,
your Olympic medaling fall. We played Happy Boy to start
the show, just for Jimmy because he joined us to
help us out.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well I appreciate, Yeah, he didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Jimmy showed up to give us an extra set of
hands when he first went out and he asked for
Happy Boy and he goes, hey, hey, I want you
to I want you to look up and find this
bit too. It's called Springtime Pigeons.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, Poisoning pigeons in the dark, poisoning pigeons in
the park.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It was gonna be the first day of spring, but no,
I played Happy Boy and surprised him. Ye, okay, yes,
because I think of him every time we play that song.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It was really great to have Jim come up here,
Like the two of us just felt like maybe everything's
gonna be okay, at least for a few days.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
At first day after I dropped you off at the hospital,
I was like, what the hell are we going to do?
And then when we found out what your surgery was
gonna entail, we googled everything about your recuperation. I immediately
called Jim and Jim was more than happy to help out.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, listen, I I got healed as quick as I
could so I could get back here.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And I did BO tell you that he freaking graduated
from therapy?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You did? I graduated?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You get a certificate?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I engaged.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You have a graduation party.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, no, they just did good gradual lition. You have
graduate so I don't have to go to therapy.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Bo Roberts is done with physical therapy. Well, long as
I don't fuck up again, I guess I'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Okay, I think you learned your lesson.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I certainly did. I ain't jumping no more, no more.
I'm not even skipping down the street. Forget that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
You're not getting tempted watching the Olympics, watching all those
high jumps at all. Okay, you don't want to try
and rub your wiener against the high jump.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Watch him do that. The long jump is the one
that I don't How about.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
That olympian, the girl who has an only fans page
and she won the pole vault in the female category.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, pole vault is right now. Probably why she's got on.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Her probably not the only poll that she's uh, she probably.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Vaulted in a poll right now, any repercussions, they don't
care who now.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right after she like did the pole vault, she torked
on the side.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, of course she did.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Naturally, it's like a reflex for her.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She's a pretty girl too.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Really.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, one more thing that I want to mention to
everybody too. We did this this morning. At the end
of the stream. On Monday, the entire show is going
to caravan down to Globe Live Field. We cannot stay
for the show because but we'll have our own damn
show that we want to kick ass that Tuesday morning
very early. We'll go hang with you for Yeah, we're
going to go down there and anybody who's down there pregaming.
(12:55):
Maybe you're going into Arlington early Monday to eat something
or drink something before showtime. Yeah, come on by man.
We're going to have a lone star tent set up
outside the venue and we would love to see you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That would be a great show to see. It was
Death Leopard, Journey and Steve Miller.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's not Journey from about Steve Perry. Sorry, Barnell, you're great,
but you know, Steve.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Keep pierri'sarm not getting that's exactly what I said.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Probably just like that too.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yes, keep perry fuck it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Just so you guys know, that's a different part of
Anna's body talking right there. That's not her mouth. That
that's coming from somewhere else. Your heart, your.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Heart, from my heart?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yes, that's from my heart or your part?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Did I say heart?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I meant to say part.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All right, we've gotten this all out of whack here,
so we need to go have a first of all,
I need a nap, is what I need, first of all.
And then uh, maybe we'll find some kind of trouble
to get into. I'll do it, bet you we can, damn.
But we'll be back on Monday. And yes, we'll have
Sammy Hagar tickets to give aways seven fifty.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
And then we're going to have tickets to see Rumors,
the Fleetwood Mac tribute that's going to be at at
and t Windspere Opera House.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, they're like a national tour.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
They are in the lone star ticket window a poor.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Name and it's Rumors at L so I assume that
means they're live.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see you live and in
living color on bud Leable and they have your sales,
a great weekend, and don't get none on yet. It's
Frank's episode. Yippers see you, Bye bye, love y'all.
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