The Bo and Them Full Show- Aug 12, 2024 (Ep 1199)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
And now a thirteen year old girl's opinion of school.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It bites, okay, and we don't learn anything.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
This has been a thirteen years old.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Really it's bites and we don't learn anything.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And for the record, I don't care. What are you
people on Joe.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We're in the big time now we're freshmen. Oh my books,
back to school.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm going to come back to school.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Have I mentioned that duck?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
In high school?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was a cow my wife's auto teacher. I know
all the trick.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Let's bring in to school tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
If you're in school, stay there. Wore the damn dumbest market.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
I know.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'll be helping correcting the clown after school.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Of course, she still has much to love.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Bad teacher?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Shouldn't you be in school?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I help you learn a valuable lessons?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why not learn how to spell?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
School?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
All times?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think you have thumb and I think you are school.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm so do I you're wrong, quiz kids, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
Not ready for high school?

Speaker 8 (01:19):
What's not?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'll show you what I learned last week in my
cutch punching class. It's a new kid in school and
it's a totally weird o week.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Why don't you call me sometime when you have no plass.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Look at these courses you'll be taking Advanced speakable, got
your nose another lot?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Here goes.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's the first day in school for you, and.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I just took a test this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm not going to school. I don't know anything to wear.
You have to pass a rigorous test.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
In the morning and out of food.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
The teacher to teach in the Golden move American history
and pectical man. You's gottaim horn already, said a Groucius specialist,
when the boy began showing at the school in a
stretched limo surrounded by gorgeous hooker.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
See your first test, catch a jelly fish?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Did the extra credit?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Got to get to school? You did well in school
when you were in school, right op In the morning
and out to school.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
The teacher is teaching the Golden mood, American history and
practical man.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You's got him horn. I swear to God, I'm sick.
I can't go to school. I don't know if your
school district is in session or not, because they all
start at different times.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, some started last week, last Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Last Thursday, summer starting this week. So I'm kind of
splitting the difference. Yes, to do a little back to school,
get your ass up to house so Mama can watch
her stories.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I like how they said that they teach practical math.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's not algebra?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh no, thank god? Oh yeah, you'll be using a
lot of algebra when you get out. Oh yes, Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I raised my hand and asked that. One time, the
teacher got.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do you mean you saying we're taking you stuff
that you're not going to use when you got older.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
If I become an engineer or an architect, I might
need this and geometry, Yeah I might meet.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Well, you need geometry when you're shooting pool. Ok, yes,
that's about right.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Let's just play pool geometry.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yes, let's learn how to play pool instead. I'm planning
on being a pool or when I grow up.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Some schools are teaching kids how to cook because they
say it's a sneaky way to learn math. Uh huh,
cup three quarters cup?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, playing the drums, playing musical instruments. A lot of
math in there, but it's hidden. Thank god.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, we just want you to learn stuff that you'll
use later, absolutely, so you won't end up like like
a disc jockey.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
You want to make something of yourself. Oh by the way, uh,
we have some technical difficulties. This show almost did not happen. Yeah,
but thanks to our engineer Mike Hudman.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And happy birthday Mike. He celebrated his birthday over the
weekend and we love to wake up call at five am.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Something broke again, but we're good to go as we
celebrate National Middle Child Day. If you have siblings, you know,
the rivalry can get ugly. Middle children often get less
attention from busy parents. That's what Jan on the Brady
Bunch was always bitching about.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Always said the middle child was the troubled child.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nobody ever about the middle child. It is Milkman Day,
the day honoring milk delivery where every neighborhood used to
have a milkman who actually came your door to deliver milk.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And some of you know them as dad.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, whether you know it or not, some of those
milkmen gave extra delivery service. Of course, now you just
pick up a cart and while you're at the grocery
shore National vinyl record today. Yes, you see, there was
something called rickets kids, big black round things with a
hole in the middle. Sometimes the hole was liddle, sometimes
it was big, and you put it on a record pilla.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
They're making a comeback.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I know we didn't have. But if a Baseball Fans Day,
that's US baseball at ball from British game called rounders
and is similar to the game of cricket, but not
nearly as stupid as cricket. Complicated, complicated International Youth Day.
Young UN's enjoy it before it's gone. It's gonna go.

(05:50):
National Truck Driver Day. If you eat today, thank the
farmer who grew it or raised it in the truck
driver who brought.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
It to all our truck drivers.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Thank you Yers. National Sewing Machine Day. I always thought
my grandmother was gonna actually deadly sew her fingers together
because she got real close to.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
The needle while I was Did she make clothes for
you and your brother?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't know what she would make, and but I
just said, old Grandma, you can full ruin your fingers.
It is Victory Day, commemorating a Japan's center to surrender
to the Allies which brought the conclusion of World War Two,
and it's National Julianne Fry's Day.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I love Fries any kind of.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Fries makes mouths of Julian fries. Well, I didn't know
what Julian fry were. Julianne is a cutting technique used
especially with vegetables, when they're cutt into long, thin strips
that resemble max sticks. Another term for the cut is frenching.
That's why we get the name French fry. Ah has
nothing to do with the Paris Olympics or anything else

(06:51):
in Frence. But now you know, okay, so hey, look
at sports of all sorts. There's a couple of really
weird Olympics.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Are there are That break dancing woman from Australia was crazy?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
What happened? Somebody didn't get a single point in break
dancing or something?

Speaker 10 (07:09):
He was bad?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Bo oh, this little t rex. It was not break dancing,
that's all I know.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't wait to feel it. It was breakdowning.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
This is what that was.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
And of course we got the breaking cool fine, we
got Sammy Hagar tickets to give away at seven.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Oh wait, alright, time for the morning. Alright, loans are clear. Wait,
I guess we're ready as we'll ever be so ready
or not. Here comes and there it go. Now that's
what was Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Give

(07:47):
a little, but give it your all doesn't make any sense.
It just sounded good when I thought of it.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It does sound great, y.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Sports fan six time very Sports of All Arts.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
You buy the Will Hidelaw Firm Injury. You're's good to
Willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, the twenty twenty four Olympics in Paris are done,
and in case you were wondering, the United States led
the final medal standings with one hundred twenty sixth total medals,
the head of China, Great Britain, and France. So men,
But which country came out with the most gold medals?
The US still ranks at the top for that, tied
with China. The US women's basketball team held off France

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yesterday to win gold in the final event of the
Paris Olympics, and that hardware was what was needed for
the Americans to tie China for the most gold with
forty gold medals each.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Now we don't like to brag, but.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hey, that shine up well. Simone Biles is leading the
twenty twenty four Paris Olympics on a high note. She
is taking home three gold medals, won silver and had
the honor of carrying the Olympic flag. During the closing ceremony,
Simone Biles walked out onto the stage at the Stage
de France and joined Los Angeles Mayor Cares as musician

(09:01):
Her performed the American national anthem. The song led into
the evening's highly anticipated moment when Tom Cruise soared into
the crowd. He jumped from the very top of the
stadium held into the crowd on Friday. After she handed
the flag off to Tom Cruise, he strapped it into
the back of a motorcycle and rode off through the

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crowds of athletes into the night sky and a pre
recorded video. Now in that video, Tom Cruise sped down
the streets of Paris on the motorcycle, passing the landmarks
like the Eiffel Tower, and then he cruised onto a
waving airplane. Very mission impossible. Oh yeah, he said, I'm
on my way as he put on skydiving gear to

(09:44):
the tune of by the Way by the Red Hot
Chili Peppers. He then skydives into Los Angeles. The flag
goes to Olympic cyclist Kate Courtney, former track star Michael Johnson,
skateboarder Jagger eaton finally the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and
Billie Eilish put on a performance on Venice Beach to
wrap up the transition to Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
All yeah, standing, look at all these outstanding Texans that
participated in the Summer Olympics. Van Texans have been racking
up Olympic medals in Paris summer like crazy. Many reached
the gold standard. Forty one Texas athletes participated and represented
the lone star seat on a state on Team USA.
Players like Scotti Scheffler, who took home the Golden Golf

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given Texas the third highest representation out of any state
in the Union, just behind California one hundred and twenty
and Old Florida, which was at forty two medals. So
if you were to combine the efforts of all the
Olympics that Texans can arguably claim, how does the state
stuck up against other competing nations. Let's just say our
representatives are doing Texas proud. Let's say Texas is its

(10:50):
own independent country per a second okay. In terms of medals,
Texas would rank seventh internationally in the Games, one medal
behind Japan at six for ahead of at eight. That's
pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
When it comes to just gold medals, Texas would currently
be tied with Australy, Yeah, for fourth place on the
world rankings. That means Texas contributed nearly half of the
team USA is gold medal wins.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
So you know what that's gonna do. That's gonna well,
I think we'll go ahead and seceed from the union.
Knock that up again, knocked that off. An American gymnast,
Jordan Childs, must return the bronze medal she wanted the
Paris Olympics floor exercise after the sport's highest court said
her score was judged improperly. It was not like she

(11:38):
did anything. The International Olympic Committee announced it was reallocating
the bronze from Monday's women's floor final to Romanian and
a Barbosu, after the International Gymnastics Federation said that it
would respect the court's decision and elevate Barbetsu to third.
The International Olympic Committee said in a statement it will

(11:59):
be in touch with the US Olympic and Paralympic Committee
regarding the return of Chiles bronze medal and will work
with the Romanian Olympic Committee to make sure the right
person gets it.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
If I were Jordan Childs, I tell him I must
have lost it. Well, it was in my bag at
the airport. The I swear I packed it in my
suit case, but when I got home it was gone.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The latest that I saw was that the US has
submitted to the International Olympic Committee a video that shows
that they protested head of the one minute deadline. So
she may get to keep that metal boat.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Fingers crossed absolutely. And of course Snoop Doggs who I
understand they were paying a lot of money. Oh yeah,
he had been a fixture at the Olympics, and there's
no surprise he took center stage during closing ceremony. He
performed dropped It like his Hot Mine, No My Money.
That was part of the closing ceremony, which mainly took
place in Paris's Stay de France, sight of multiple Olympic events.

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While Snoop was in Paris throughout much of the Olympics.
He delivered his closing ceremony performance from Los Angeles on
the beach among a bunch of giant sand castles. Billie
Eilish in the red Hot Chili Pepper like You said,
also being with the performances in Los Angeles, the city
next to host the Summer Games in twenty twenty eight.
Snoop's performance at the closing ceremony brought his Olympic participation

(13:21):
in full circle. He also took part in the opening
ceremony on July twenty sixth, and at one point carried
the Olympic torch ahead of the event.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
The torch that looked like a big blunk.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It did draw a big blunt. I thought he'd carried
in his mouth or something. Man, Okay, you well, they
paid him a lot of money to do that too.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Olympic gold medal winning sprinters sh Carrie Richardson and Dallas
Maverick's legend Dirk Noavitsky brought some big Dallas energy to Paris.
On Saturday, Both Shkari Richardson and Durknovitski were in the
building for the men's basketball finals between the US and France.
That was such a great game too, Richardson native and
a big german post for a picture while court side,

(14:03):
and both shared that photo on their Instagram stories. Meeting
mister Dirk as a South Dallas girl made my life,
Richardson wrote on the photo the most Dallas pick ever.
Richardson won a silver medal in the one hundred meter
and a gold in the four by one hundred meter relay.
She ran track at David W. Carter High School, where
she was an eight time staped champion.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Golder gall now anat Hara did a good job of
putting together a more expanded story of this. It's going
to be on time Wasters today. But we sort of
kind of had the spirit, the musical spirit of John
Lennon visit the Olympics during the competition.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I can stop a fight if I have to.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Oh, it was my favorite thing from over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Pretty much exactly what happened.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
The soothing vocal stylings of John Lennon brought piece to
a heated moment last Friday and Summer Olympics in Paris.
It was during women's beach volleyball. Let me get the
steam out of my collar. Yeah, okay, now we can continue.
This is a match between Brazil and Canada, and tempers
flared on the sand court when the two women from
each team started arguing right there at the net. Then

(15:07):
the referee wasn't having much lunch and break him up,
so the venue. Sound guy jumped in, got wise and
played John Lennon's imagine over for the crowd.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
If the body stopped fighting, Yeah, they.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Stopped fighting, and it was very true cool.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
There were snarls on those volleyball players faces. They turned
to smiles. The audience started singing along and then things
even got more positive. Brazil won the match and the
gold medal, and in twenty twenty one, Imagined by the
Way was played during the opening ceremony of the Tokyo.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And French police evacuated the area around the Eiffel Tower
after a man was seen climbing it up hours before
the Olympic closing ceremony. The shirtless man was seen scaling
the one thousand and eighty three foot tall tower in
the afternoon. It's unclear where he began his ascent, but
he was spotted just above the Olympic rings, adorning the
second section of the monument, just above the first viewing

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day police escorted visitors away from the area around three pm.
Some visitors who were briefly locked on the second floor
were allowed to exit thirty minutes later. The inculent occurred
as the Olympic competition was winding down in security services
in Paris and beyond were shifting their focus to the
closing ceremony that brought down the curtain on the Olympic Games.

(16:22):
The name of the guy wasn't mentioned, but I think
I know who it was. Oh yeah, it was sel
Melita Pilcher. Oh now we know, so we know it
was sel Melita Pilcher. It couldn't have been anybody else.

(16:44):
And it's a dude from Florida for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Or you know, there's got to be a Florida place
in Paris.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
That neighbor said, make you so how the Rangers do?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
The Rangers almost had the Yankees where they wanted. They
lost eight to seven. They're in Boston tonight to take
on the Red Sox. First pitch tonight will be at
six ten.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
And Dallas Cowboys played their first preseason game against the
Rams yesterday and it was really nothing to speak of.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
No No, No, No, Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know, I figured, since sometimes we do fraction flickers
on Monday, I'm going to play the trailer of a
movie that has some Sammy Hagar music in it. Okay,
since we're giving away Sammy Hagar tickets seven fifty.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
That's a lot of movies too.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes did, Yes did. Now it's time for the freaking
full of Oni. Mitch Johnson and Jake Parr, best friends
and urban explorers, discovered this creepy house in Scotland that
made him feel more paranoid than any other eerie site
they've ever encountered. The home had a dark history of

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a woman who hoarded toys after her husband passed away,
and it remained untouched following her death. Inside, they found
the house completely filled with toys, dolls, stuffed animals, all
covered in cobwebs, taking up to six feet of space
in the bedroom. Johnson noted that the air felt damp,

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and he described the presence of many teddy bears, from
care bears to mantras incorporated as quite disturbing.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Feeling watched and unable to stomach staying inside the house
any longer, Johnson quickly exited, while his friend stayed to
capture some footage. He later said the house made him
feel uneasy and said, I've been sacrificed some pictures because
I didn't want to be there anymore. Now I know
you're gonna find this hard to believe, but there are
one or two weird asses in the Roberts family.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Really one of them.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
One of them was my great aunt Ruth, the one
that owned the record shop.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well, she had this room at her house that was
filled with at least a thousand dolls. A thousand to
some of them were probably worth a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Porcelain dolls that look creepy.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yes, but when you walked in there, all the dolls
were looking at the center of the room, which means
they were all scaring at you. Woo's house anymore. The
dolls were looking at you, And I'm not kidding you.
Didn't think it would make you feel creepy, but it did.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Did Aunt Ruth have any kids?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
The dolls?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Dolls?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, that's some sinister energy. Yeah, I gotta get out
of you. Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Listen to this story. Two drunk guys denied entry to
a Hilton Head strip club decided to get creative and
tried scaling the roof to sneak in. Only one got busted.
The problem was that they were underage. Now, around two
twenty in the morning last Monday, deputies were called to
the Cheetah Premier Gentleman's Club after ouncers spotted the grossly

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intoxicated duo climbing the building. They bolted, but were soon
found across the street at a McDonald's. One guy was belligerent,
denying he'd ever been at the strip club, while the
other admitted they were trying to dodge security. The belligerent
eighteen year old was arrested for public disorderly conduct, while
his buddy got off with a ride home and a warning.

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Now both have been banned from the strip club even
after they turn twenty one. The Strip Club, by the Way,
stayed open during Tropical Storm Debbie and even hosted a
tropical storm party.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You know, I don't care. I don't care how you
twenty one? You look, they're gonna ask for ID. Oh yeah, ID.
And when they tell you you can't come in you're
too young. Don't go up on the roof and try
to sneak in.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
But they were already drunk, so blame the alcohol.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Baby dolls and cut you and throw you right off
the roof. And I'm just telling you, give me a
little warning.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
All who got an underage pitch on the roof In
five minutes, we spend a lot of time sitting in
our world, whether we're at a strip club or not,
desks during our commutes on the couch. If you're concerned
about the health impacts of too much sitting, YouTuber Lucas
B also known as Pigmy, decided to take a stand
literally by staying on his feet for an entire week uninterrupted.

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Known for his bizarre fitness challenges, Lucas aimed to push
his body to the limit by avoiding sitting completely to
world record links, even when using the toilet or traveling
in a car.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Now, how are you gonna go number two? I don't know.
I guess you better have good aim like backy squat
over the bowl.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
I gues you to point your knees out, wear a
diaper and take the diaper off.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, but no a minute. I know you're trying to
do something here, but when it comes to stuff where
you have to sit down, go ahead and sit down.
Please give yourself a break. I don't want to see you, miss,
I don't want to even hear about you missing. Yeah,
look at it. He was even behaving like a horse.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
He was sleeping standing up during this little stretch too.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
So the challenge quickly took.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
A toll on Lucas, with him feeling a constant need
to stretch and experiencing unbearable leg pain by day three,
and by the fifth day of standing up without not
standing up, he had to throw in the towel, observing
a noticeable curvature in his spine, a slouched over position.
Damn that sounds painful, and he feared it could all
lead to long term back problems. So despite the pain,

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Lucas noted some positive outcomes from the experience. He claimed
a thirty percent productivity boost while working at his standing desk,
and he saw significant improvement in his digestion.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I wouldn't do it, not even attempt it.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Really, you wouldn't want to be in the Guinness Book
of World Record.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
No, I already am.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
And so oh, that's right, we are check that off
the bucket list. I don't have to do something stupid
like that already in that's right. Okay. Here's an Oregon
woman who was siphoning gasoline from a U haul truck
into her own van, chose the wrong time to light

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up a cigarette. She did, Oh yes, she did. Police
A forty seven year old Jennifer Holmes drove a delivery
van for a local bakery and pulled up to a
U Haul parking lot. When she looked around, I don't
see anybody, eh. So she got out, got her siphoned holes,
started sucking, and she was siphoning that from the U

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haul truck into her vehicle. Well that's how you got
to get the gasoline tump. Oh. Yeah. While she was
doing it, she decided right then that I think I'm
gonna have me a smoke, which, of course set two
U haul trucks on fire. Genius Holmes just got into
her van and drove away like nobody has any closerit

(23:54):
TV cameras.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
She's lucky her mouth didn't catch fire.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well days later, investigator's review that surveillance camera footage in
the area and saw the bakery van at the location
right before the fire broke out. Police located homes at
a farmer's market, and she admitted to siphoning gas and
smoking a cigarette at the same time. She was arrested
in charge with first degree criminal mischief and reckless burning. Yeah.

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When you almost burn.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Your own ass up, Yeah, that's reckless burning. She's lucky
didn't end up worse.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
A lot worse. Oh man, this one. You should just
use some skull gonna if you're gonna siphon gas, or
at least wait until you're through siphoning gas before you
light up a smoke, you'll want something to noetop. Nope,
my breath is fucking enough as it is.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Hey, coming up next hour, we have your chance to
win tickets to see Sammy Hagar and special guests lover
Boy Thursday, August twenty second at Doseki's Pavilion. Want to win, well,
stand buying Bow has some sneaky way to give those
tickets away. We'll do that around seven fifty right here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Long Star ninety two five Dallas for worst Classic Rock.
I'm just thinking, if you went to school in the eighties,
you grew up in the eighties going to school, I
have a song based on a Billy Joel song that
you might know what.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
This is.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
I know you're talking about your school days and stuff,
and I know it's a penny for your thoughts. For
I thought of putting my two cents in. You can
keep the pretended thanks, you know, these young thems nowadays,
they got it easy. Hell, in my day, we didn't
have no calculator, figureing machines or no internet. Tell all
we had in school was a pencil and paper and

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the kid who sat next to us to copy off.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
What are you gonna do before? You don't go on
the team, don't bring you in?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
All right? You're right? Why good?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
Right right there? Thank y'all. Look right here, y'all are
looking at the only Asian whoever copied off of white
kids paper joy fighting up simmer Dale. Don't get yourself.
I do have some Roddan and myfer On tables, man
jo out drinks with beer and watch wasson?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
What do you say?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Bud Off runs from back? Thank you guys? Okay, now
where was I? Oh yeah yeah. If you grew up
in the eighties and went to school, I have a
song that's based on a Billy Joel song. Are we ready?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Okay? You might find a memory or two right here.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
You get some.

Speaker 12 (26:57):
Monthly Crool Mac sessions to be Due, John Vanoby, Teddy
Ruckfin Ring and Kids as Here, Night Ride at Silver Spoons,
ninety nine Red Balloons, Dirty Dens and Dukes and hasn't
miss de.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Belpa, dear.

Speaker 12 (27:16):
Go, Spoker's Robot, Pop, Where's the beef Pudding? Pop's Thundercat,
Who's the bunk? Paxl Rosendorpa, Chop, Torn.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Jeans, MTV, Mister Burley, Mister Ty Coffee, Joe.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Hop, Save Cory fucking Cory Hey, it's Doby hadies Bad
The Bird of Troms.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
We gave a poll, Game's Sockey, We're driving you go,
Donkey Kong, pac Man.

Speaker 12 (27:43):
Stacey Q, Duran, Duran Morgan, Mindy Blair and Booty New
Kids on the Block Boy George bill In, ped Ferris.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Wheeler, sick In bed he Man, care Bear.

Speaker 12 (27:52):
Smurf and Fraggle Rock New Cooke, g I Joe, Nancy
Ring is just saying no, Hi, you Tola trying to
kill us?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
What you talking about?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Willis Steve sty Jarren Mars, The Mansion, Break Dancing swe
Starck as Yet Bird and Magic Stagor gadget thedlt Tumble
Upper Billy Adam, Cindy Laperstoviet Union in.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
A frenzy Punky.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Brewster spot, but Kensy.

Speaker 12 (28:20):
A dreamed Pomp Dot coming with the younger rock Pomp
Dum tam Back, Michael Jackson, What's the Black Hose, love Shack,
Hungry Eyes, Golden Girls and Family Ties, Allie North Took
the Stand, Country Scandal and Irane love Boat, Growing Pains, Rickey, Frotis, couture, train,
swat light Right, Oprah had a Nappi knife, but loose, Flashdance,

(28:44):
cripping hair, puppy Pantskinny Time, Kelly DearS, Dewey.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Lewis and the New Scrabo Bite Faith, no more, Dewey Herman,
Rockey for help.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Seventh, the dog can't take it anymore?

Speaker 10 (28:56):
Scky eighties?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
He holy body surd you that didn't go out in
the eighties? Going the hell was that?

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Man?

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
The bull and them showed and the sultans play creoles?
Why am I sending like deals? By the way, Martinoffler
of Dire Straits seventy five years old. Wow, byth day
seventy five.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I wonder how he looks. I'll have to google.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, check him out.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Him's got less hair, but apart from that, he really
does look the same. Not Nos, ain't going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
No, No, that ain't that ain't I know?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
He actually looks pretty good.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, yeahwis it looks like Mark?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, right there, he did that very distinguished.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, he kind of has a Roger Waters kind of looks.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
He looked worse in the eighties with that mullet.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh god, yes, he Well, happy birthday, Mark. I'm sorry
we're trashing you here right now. Coming up, since it's
we're kind of celebrating the first day of school, I'll
have to play the bad kid wake up slap. I
don't know. Oh yeah, oh you need to know about that.
Then we're gonna give away some semi hagar tickets. Oh,

(30:11):
but now it's time to smarten you. It'spidgeon educate you
and Iota listen and learn. It's time for did you know?
And on today's did you know things you never knew about?
Famous inventions?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, for example, did you know bagpipes were not invented
in Scotland? They were invented in Persia.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
In Persia, then why do the Scots get all the credit?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
That is a good question. It's a crude instrument comprised
of reeds stuck into a goat skin bag. Yeah, I
guess the scott has said, Well that sounds good to us.
Give us well, perfected for you.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
And apparently you're not allowed to wear underwear underneath your
kilt when you play one.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh God, command no ho Lord? Did you know a
Canadian doctor invented basketball? Was Canadian? Oh Wow? The first game,
comprising of two teams of nine players each, took place
on December twenty first, eighteen ninety one. The final score

(31:17):
of the first basketball game was one to nothing. They
hadn't really gotten down the shooting in the peach basket
quite yet. Man, I'll bet the ball really sucked. It
was a terrible basketball. Did you know? High fives didn't
exist until nineteen seventy seven, And there's so many different ways,

(31:37):
different stories about who created the high five. But according
to Dusty Baker, who used to play and he was
managing the Reds, he said, I reached up and hit
his hand. It seemed like the thing to do. When
the guy was coming in for hall. He was holding
his hand up wow, like he needed to ask a question.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Did you know the word hello was in because no
one knew how to start a.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Telephone, didn't They used to say a hoy?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes? They started as a well. His rival Alexander Belle
Edison's why don't Jans have own a hoy? Well it
sounded like we're on a boat. So yeah, they decided
that hello was to be the way since Edison invented it.
He said, all right, it's gonna be Hello.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Forget this a hoy stuff. Or if you're in Texas,
it's yellow yellow. Did you know the guy who voiced
mister Owl in the Tutsi pop cartoons? Yeah, how many
licks does it take? He invented the artificial heart? He really,
Paul Winchell actually built the prototype with the advice and

(32:42):
input of Henry J. Heimlich, the doctor who invented the
Heimlich maneuver. He later donated the patent to the University
of Utah. Yes, it was Paul Winchell who did knucklehead
and all.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Those good So he went from how many leaks? To
how many twos?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah? What a wait? To putting? Did you know baseball
was first invented in England? They showed the game, a
well established sport in the eighteenth century, was played by
men and women in the UK more than twenty years
before American independence.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
And it's an American sport.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, yeah, we got it. You can't have it, kiss
my ass. We need to know Dallas fors Classic Ron
Colne Star ninety two to five. We have tickets see
Sammy Hagar and the Best of All World Tours coming
to Doseks Pavilion Thursday, August twenty second. And so we're
gonna do since a lot of times we do fraction

(33:40):
flickers on a Monday, I'm gonna play a trailer from
a movie that has Semi Hagar song that I'm fixing
to play in it. Okay, you just have to wait
and find out. All right, Now, it's time for the
Monday morning wake up slaps. You know, it's school starting,
It's it's time to play the bad kid one here,

(34:00):
it's back to school and this I think this is
an old favorite. This is one that we like to
play when it's back to school time. I think you'll
know the husband set this up. He was on the line.
They don't say anything, Doug, Okay, go out of the mouth. Okay, Hello, Yeah,

(34:20):
I need to speak with mss uh hannipan Hinny Penny Hint.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
This is Miss Henstrid.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah, yes, Miss Hanstriche. This is mister Blowman. I'm calling
from the assistant Principal's office over here, what elementary? How
are you today?

Speaker 8 (34:34):
I'm fine?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Is everything all right?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm calling back to your son Damien.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
It's Damon, Damien, Damon d Dame Dame Damon d A
m O n Damon.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Uh. Well I might have been right the first time, ma'am.
I have to ask you, are there any problems at
home that you need to tell us about?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
No, there's still problems at home.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well the reason I are you sure you can tell me?

Speaker 8 (35:01):
No, serverything's fine.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well, because your son Damien Damon, Yeah, okay, he's he's
displaying adverse behavior in the class, and I was wondering
what the problem might be if.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Therese behavior ma'am.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
He he evacuated in the trash can in the class
the other day. He did what he evacuated?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, he he pinched one in the in the trash can.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
What yes, No, no, my son would never do anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yes, ma'am, he did. And uh he said something to
our custodian who works here at the school.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
What did he say?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
He said something, He said something very rude to the custodian.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Well, what did he say?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, let me let you talk to the custodian himself.
Can you hold on just one minute? Okay, okay, hold on, yes,
the old.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
Bo Yes, ma'am, myth mith Henzig, Yes, ma'am. Uh, this
Willie Rathmusson and your your son. He said some mean
thing to men. I don't think it should be come
from the.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Ball of mouth.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Well, I'm sorry. Well what did he say?

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Well, the other day in the lunch room, he left
the jacket on the chair and I told him to
come back and get a jacket.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
And uh, basically, he told me what to do with
that jacket.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Are you sure we're talking about my son?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
He told me what to do that his exact ways,
are you Let me tell you the exact ways, his
exact way.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I told him he may need a jacket. And he
looked up at me and he say, you old man,
stick that jacket up your head. Oh no, he said,
you old man, He said, you old man, stick that
jacket up your ass. That word what I failed to me?

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Are you sure we're talking about ma'am.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I know your son. I didn't gonna forget something like that.
He said, you old man, take it up. No, I'm
just telling you. I'm just tell you I tried to
tell you. I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
I got to go. I got stuff to do. Man,
hold on, hold on, let's talk to mister Blowman again.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Okay, yes, ma'am. You see the problem that we're that
we're facing with your son here.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
You say, yeah, I'm just I'm really really, I must say,
I'm a bit surprised, sir.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We must.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
There must be some kind of mistakes, some kind of misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
My son is just not like that. Well, I know
he's he's only what is he seven seven years old?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
He's seventies most job boy.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Well, it got kind of bad. In fact, we had
to call your husband. Your husband is here. Let me
get your husband here. We had to call him and
have him come in from work here to say yes
or go ahead. Here's your husband.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
Hey, Bonnie, they called you too. Yeah, they called me
down from work. I'm here at the school now, Oh
my god. Yeah, So were going on? I don't I mean,
I don't know. I don't know what's going on with dammon,
but something that eating like he doesn't have any new
friends you know about her? Like he No, No, I
just don't believe this.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I have you been teaching him something?

Speaker 8 (38:07):
He's only seven, He doesn't he doesn't know this behavior me, baby,
I mean I never did anything or said anything like this.
And may I mean something going wrong?

Speaker 7 (38:17):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Excuse me, excuse me, ma'am, ma'am, Sir, Sir, ma'am, ma'am, sir,
Miss and Miss Henny Penny. Yes, we're gonna have to
either lock him in the cellar or we may just
have to put him down.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
See where he gets that mouth, don't you? Yeah, ma'am,
I'm sorry. I just have one more thing to tell you.
What uh mister hensick handstra handstring? Are you ready? Happy birthday?

Speaker 13 (38:49):
Yea stage hand of man, handed hand of tanna pan.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Then happy birthday. I guess I guess you'll set this
up your loving husband.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Oh boy, I cannot believe this.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
It's bow and Jimmycasey ps Oh no, apparently we do.
Go ahead, dog heart racers, Doug, tell her happy birthday.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
I love you, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I love you too.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
But you're gonna get it, and I'm not talking about
the good way.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Looks like your bloomer pudding supply has been cut off
for a while.

Speaker 8 (39:39):
There, dog, I sn you have my heart racing.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh my god, my god, Oh Lord, have birthdayllus Ford
Words Classic Rock, Dallas Force, Classic Rock, lone Star ninety
two five. I can almost guarantee you Sammy will be
playing that when he comes here with the Circle in
the Best of All Worlds Tour at Doseeki's Pavilion, Thursday,

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August twenty second.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, a week from this Thursday.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I was gonna say, isn't that a week from this Thursday?
Why is this month going by so fast? It's a
blink of an eye, ain't it?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I know?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And it's a bit it's a thirty one day.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Look, he just felt like school just let out and
now it's already back in session.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
He sounded like a high school studio, right.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Why just had a summer. I can't go back to
school now.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I hate mister Blooman, mister Bloman, mister Plowman's doing the
best he can. I love the name. Okay, so we
have tickets to go see Sammy Hagar at that show.
Is Lover Boys still opening this?

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
You know Annabelle loves love Earth, she loves Love Boys. Okay,
So here's what we're gonna do? Uh, Sammy Hagar. That
song I just played all fall in Love Again is
in this movie that I'm going to play on fractioned flickers. Okay,
I'm going to play this. You tell me what movie

(41:08):
it is, and it's kind of easy, so I'm cutting
you a little brake every time you say that I
can't get it. Okay, Well listen and tell me what
this movie is that had that song in it?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Who I know?

Speaker 10 (41:26):
Are you about Dwayne tom Ki?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
They can make away?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't know. Two s on the mat and your
dog get the back. I'm ready the good Man shake hands.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Time day?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Uh huh? I think you're gonna play it again?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. If I played the song that
was in the background that it usually has in this
it would have given it away.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
What about.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
This?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Annabell got it? Oh? I know, Manna got it? That movie? Yes, yes,
good job Annabell. What made you think that was it?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Because of the school bell ringing? At first I thought
it was one movie, yeah yeah, And then I was like, no,
it doesn't sound like any of the actors from that
other movie. So then I went to this movie, Well.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Let me play it one more time. Yeah, here you go.
Do I know you about Dwayne talk?

Speaker 8 (42:31):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
They can make away?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I don't know he.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Go too.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
This is says on the mat and your dog get
the mat. I'm ready. Good mats and shake hands, everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Let's see on the match. Wouldn't they be getting on
a mat?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
For this is what I thought it was first when
I first heard the bell.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, yeah, that line is what U two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven? Somebody's got to
know it? Bone them? Show tell me what movie that was.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Standinghampton, Standy Hampton.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
No, did semi make a movie called Standing Hamton. He
made an album called Standing. I was gonna say, I
think they're a little confuting. Bone of them. Show tell
me what movie that was? Vision Test, starring Matthew Modine.
He was a wrestler and he was going to wrestle.
Shoot that guy.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Shoot.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
And the soundtrack from Vision Quest also gave us a
big song on classic rock radio, Lunatic Fringe.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's where that songs from. I did not know what track.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I still have it, y soundtrack?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Who is this? All right? Scott? Hold on, we got
to hook you up because we've got to get some
information from you. You don't go anywhere, and we'll give
you your tickets. All right, good, thank you, all right,
there we go. Which Scott had his window rolled down? Yeah, okay, hey,
however you drive.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Hey, Fleetwood Mac will probably never tour again, but the
world famous Fleetwood Mac tribute band Rumors is coming to
the Echo Music Lounge in November, and we have your tickets.
We're going to open up the lone star ticket window
next hour for your chance to win. That's gonna happen
around eight forty right here on the bow and them
show on Dallas fort Worth Class grunk lone star ninety
two five.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
And if you can run like hell, you may win
a gold medal at the next Olympics. Today, Carrie Richards
about it? Heynging out by the way. Uh, I gotta
say this just to show you how old I'm getting.
My youngest grandchild, Ryder McGrath, turns thirteen. He's a teenage

(44:48):
jerk out. Wow, did you just hang me right in
front of.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
And Connor, your grandson. He's already left for college.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
He's going to Colorado to play for Colorado School of Mines.
Oh my goodness. We're going to go to a game
in September. That's just cool, just a weekend. Just go
up there watch him play.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Come.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, is a great school. I mean some really smart
people go to school there. So your grandson must have
taken after the other side of the family. Huh.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I sure didn't take out. Sorry, way you slip that in,
Thanks smooth, Anna Bell. Did anybody watch the Cowboys preseason
game with the Rams yesterday? I did two and it
was sloppy. I mean, Trey Lance got a chance to
play because he didn't play a single snap last year.
We got him from the forty nine ers. But it

(45:38):
was sloppy and he actually Lance took over for Cooper
Rush after one drive and he completed twenty five to
forty one passes for one hundred and eighty eight yards.
Not setting the world on fire, but respectable. And he
didn't throw an interception. He didn't throw a touchdown either,
but he didn't.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Throw in Our defense caught a bunch of interceptions. Yeah, Rams, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
But it didn't turn out to anything.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Thirteen to twelve. It wasn't a blowout, no, but it
was sloppy, and.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I really I'm sorry. I just can't get into it
as much when it doesn't count when it's a preseason game, right,
because you're just looking to see who you're gonna cut
and who you're getting. You're invested.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
There's no starters, so it's not an exciting game.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
And of course Jerry at camp had somebody had to
ask him about Ceedee Lamb. Ceedee Lamb is still hard.
I did see this Ceedee Lamb still holding out and
he's racking up some fines. It's like fifty grand for
every day of pride.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
He'll need that raise just to deal with the fines.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Jerry, give me my raise so I can break even. Yeah, yeah,
Jerry said that he was talking about Ceedee Lamb. He said,
I understand completely the angst. That's what's happening, whether you're
missed or not. Well, CD, you are missed, he said.
Ceedee Lamb went, Okay, just give me my money and
I'll come back.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
The headline said he kind of sort of apologizes to
Ceedee Lamb kind of sort of.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's kind of how Jerry does. He kind of sort
of apologizes, but he still keeps his dignity.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Kie Lamb should send the video of Rhianna singing, bitch
better have my money, my money. I like that.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, I'll be sipping on gin and juice before I
come on back. All in, Jerry, remember, all in, all in,
We're gonna be alli in this year. Every thing, well,
it's gonna be all in the dumper. If you don't.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I hope not, I hope not.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
All right, I thought of a song. What could we
play for National Truck Driver Day? Okay, Oh, we gotta
play this one.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
If we're gonna play a truck driver song for National
Truck Driver Day, it's gotta be this one.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
A car rolled down in an Alabam and it left
me in one awful jam, and I got out on
the highway to throw the road.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
All of a sudden, it was just my luck.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
I heard the air brakes of a big old truck
that drive pulled over and around a bit and jumped inside.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Brother.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
I know I'll never forget that night when my eyes
beheld the unearthless sight of the alien critter scrunched down
behind the wheel. It had one big eye, skin like
playing five tentacles wave when it went hey, and I
had no clue as to the gender, had a voice
just like the farmer's daughter, a purple flat top like

(48:24):
Sergeant Carter was a big and scary innerplanet teary truck
driving lesbian.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
By the name of Bruneau.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
It's smile and said, I'm willing to bet of all
the places you've been this ain't happened yet. And I said, well,
you got that right, but it ain't no big thing.
She said, let me get this straight between us. I'm
a big mother trucker from the planet Venus, and I'm
down here on Earth to get some tapes of KD.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Lang.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
And I smiled and thought, what a relief, because I'd
already gotten in touch with my grief at the thought
of being a slave on a naminle oriented twenty. She
was saying, KD is our favorite singer with this jerk
gonna saw and he gave her a finger, and she
reached out a tentacle and popped off his back fender.
That little red ineck joke had been tried to Jesus

(49:07):
right there on the spot. Gave up his life for
Jesus when he got a knock ball in my bed.
Getting scary in a planet teary truck driving lesbian buddy
named Brenda. She humped and said, I didn't mean to
be ruding let's go get a little earth ling food.
We pulled off all the excident a place called Darley
Each Truck's talk. I thought to myself when we hit
that adorable I wonder if any Venusians had been in

(49:29):
here before me. And I forgot all about it when
I saw Katie's tapes in.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
The gift shop.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
When we sat down in the nearest booth, and I'm
feeling a little nervous to tell you the truth, because
Brenda kept reading the menu upside down. She said, give
me a bowl of rof bacon fat. But then the
waitress smirk, you on grits with that, and the whole
blaze left, and I said, I'm gonna have to defend her.
This fat guy yells, I'd never seen the light, none
of scrowning would hollers. He's a starry track taking my

(49:54):
beag and scary in a planetary about to be severely
pissed off. But the named bren Uh, this guy named Dwayne,
cutting loose with a whistle and ail Brenda in the
head with a hush puppy missile. And I stood up
and said, y'all as a real linger at something. Brenda
jumped up about this speed of warp ten said you
want to play games, little earth Link men, and proceeded
to push the Chane o' connor death red belt buckle

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around their bridges. The fact guy to centegrated. She started giggling.
That was corning would levitated and hung there wiggling, and
Dwayne's hotdog was reduced to a little bitty cinder and
I grabbed those tapes of Katie lagger Sea leveled that
Salavar with a big bang, my big and scary InterPlaNet
teary not a bit with buddy named Brenda, and we
got back to the truck and just in case, put

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an energy force field around the place and nobody would
be stopping at Darlings anymore, just for a little bit
of joke between us, and teleported them right next to
the planet Venus and forced them to work as Clarks
in the alternative bookstore. She looked at me and with
a tear in her eyes, and my mission is up,
little Earthling guy. But if you get up to Venus
and stopping and see me and visit I got an

(50:59):
old choke full, I said, tip forward, jumped out and
slammed that semi door, and I could hear her singing
four bars.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I returned to Cinder, You know, brother.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Every now and then I'll look up in the sky,
think of their tentacles, of that one big eye, and
wonder about the little rednecks up there working at that bookstore.
Probably just wishing to hell Dwayne hadn't thrown that hush
puppy him out, big and scary indeplanetary truck driving lesbian
buddy named Brenda.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, Dallas, What was I say? Rock lone Star ninety
two vibe Bobes cigar, not like the thing you smoke.
You know what I'm saying. Okay, you know the germs
are out to get us. I'm just telling you right now.
A third person has died in connection to a lasteria

(51:46):
outbreak that has been linked to a recall of Foreshead
Deli meat. Don't you be taking my deli meat away
from me. The additional death happened in Virginia. The other
two are in New Jersey and Illinois. The Center for
Disease Control also said nine more cases were reported since
July thirty first release about the outbreak, which started in

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late May. Recall was issued after samples that were tested
by the Maryland Department of Health tested positive for bacteria
that causes listeria. That's gross, you know, just the name
listerias doundlike sounds too close to diarrheas, Yeah, I got.
The recall includes meat intended to be sliced at Delhi's,

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as well as some package meat and poultry products sold
in stores. They include liverwurst, ham beef, salami, maloney, and
other products made at the firm's Jarrett, Virginia plant. The
recalls are tied to an ongoing outbreak of listeria poisoning
that has killed three people and sickened over four dozen
in thirteen states. Hang on, I'm glad that's the only one.

(52:50):
Who's in charge of quality controls? What I want to know?
I'm glad that's the only one.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Here's another recall.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Another one.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Candy sold Walmart, Target, Dollar General and other stores across
the United States has been recalled due to the risk
of salmonella poisoning. What Palmer Candy Company seussidi I was
recalling its white coated confectionery items because they have the
potential to be contaminated. The recall was classified as a
Class one recall, the highest risk level. A Class one.

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Recall is a situation in which there is a reasonable
probability that the use of or exposure to a contaminated
product will cause serious adverse health consequences even depth. This
is according to the FDA's website. Despite the classification, there
have not been any injuries or illnesses connected to the
products yet.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
The recalled products included pretzels, cookies, and snack mixes. Since
the initial recall announcement, Palmer Candy Company has suspended the
production of the impacted products. Thank you, we appreciated.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Well, at least that's two's bag. But at least there's
not a third one.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
How do you mess up pretzels in dry crunchy sets anyway?

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, one in rome.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Maybe we should have a regular segment on this show
called recall News. This one is about a Samsung appliance.
They are recalling a million stoves. Yeah, after dozens of
injuries and hundreds of fires were reported from this Samsung product.
Consumer Product Safety Commission says the recall one million electric

(54:32):
slide in range stoves manufactured by Samsung sold in stores
in twenty thirteen. Front mountain knobs on the stove rangers
can be turned on by accident. Accidental contact by humans, pets,
little babies poses a big fire risk.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah yeah whatever.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Meanwhile, approximately forty injuries reported, eight of them requiring medical attention.
There have even been reports of seven fires involving pet deaths. No, yeah,
consumers can call Samsung and they'll get a free set
of knoblocks or knob covers.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
That sounds like I sent you back to sex store.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, Linda Lash could use them noblocks or covers compatible
with their model and electric slide in range to install.
They were sold to places like Best by Costco, Home Depot,
Lowe's and other big appliance stores. Samsung dot com as well.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Hey you got any of those knob covers? There's kind
of cold in here.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
What a knob block it.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Huey Lewis is following up his recent failed attempt at
a Broadway musical, The Heart of Rock and Roll. He's
now going to have a TV show in development with Fox.
He will play a fictionalized version of himself as he
navigates his life after losing his hearing In Whatever Happened
To Huey Lewis, a comedic half hour mockumentary in the

(55:54):
style of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Now, he's a good actor.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I like him and in movies. I've only seen him
in that scene in the future Future. That's the only one.
What other one is he in?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
He's been in a couple.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Caribou Ranch in Needle in Colorado, which was home to
a studio owned by producer James Guercio until it burned
down nineteen eighty five, is for sale. Forty eight and
a half million will get you seventeen hundred acres. Among
the more than one hundred and fifty artists who are
recorded there are Elton John Chicago, Deep Purple, Joe Walsh,
Michael Jacksonville Collins Steely, Dan Steven Steele, Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty,

(56:33):
and Billy Joel. He recorded his Turnstiles album there. Oh Wow,
I'm Sweet. Yeah, only forty eight and a half million.
Jump on it, Jump on it. Can I throw in
some about Joe walsher real quick? Since you mentioned him? Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Joe Walsh, according to his social media accounts, is supposed
to make a big announcement today.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
We don't know what the hell it is. Oh, something's
coming from Joe tour. Oh, I hope so oh, maybe
he'll reform the James Gang.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Now he does have a commitment already because the Eagles
are going to play the Spear in Las Vegas starting
at the end of September through December. So maybe it'll
be a twenty twenty five solo tour.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I love that. Okay, Old school movie fans, particularly those
who liked the early work of Tom Cruise, might be
interested in this bit of film history that's up for auction.
The nineteen seventy nine Porsche nine eight, driven by Tom
Cruise in the nineteen eighty three movie Risky Business is

(57:32):
going up for auction through Bottoms whatever. Yeah, it's one
of three cars used in the movie, so it's not
the one, and it's one used in the film's car
chase with Guido the Killer Pimp. Oh yeah, remember that.
This is also reportedly the car that Cruise learned to
drive a manual transmission on. He didn't even know how
to drive them.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
You didn't know how to do stick huh?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh, he did not when he started filming the movie.
You don't know how to do it. Well, we got
a scene where he's supposed to drive one. Well, I
better get started. Got a Porsche laying around and look
at him now jumping out a damn airplane.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
I know.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Bidding starts this Friday. In the car is estimated to
go for between one point four and one point eight
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Wow, Tom Cruise isn't included. I'm not going to pay that.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh of course Tom Cruise a little more expensive with
the package. Yes, like you could own the band Journey,
but only if Steve Perry was killed.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Thank you for knowing that, roberts Well.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I try Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
There's Journey playing tonight at Globe Life Field, along with
def Leopard and the Steve Miller band. I wish it
wasn't on a Monday. I know, I was thinking, why
don't we just go down there and, you know, kind

(58:48):
of soak up some of the body. We don't have
to go to the show because we can't go to show.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah, ayo, isn't Steve Miller taking the stage around six?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
That's correct?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
And gates out there are super early, like two thirty
three o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
You can start rolling and the roof will be closed
so it won't be hot inside.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Oh maybe we'll see all down there all right? Who
want our tickets to go?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
See?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Rumors of Fleetwood Mac tribute band.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Peter Ketton beell he lives in Double Oak, Texas. You
ever heard of Double Oak?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yes? I love Double Oak?

Speaker 7 (59:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Yeah, it's out near Flower Mountain, Bartonville store area.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, Double Oak.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, heard of that.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I've never heard of that one. Doesn't mean it doesn't
exist just because I hadn't heard of it, but congratulation.
It sounds like a very strong community. Yes, yes, okay.
There is a study done by the US Census Data
about the best cities for remote workers. That's you know
you want to work from home?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I had to work from home because my little episode.
But then I realized I hate working from home. But
there are a lot of people that really do love
working from home.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
It depends on the job too.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Yes, yes, or a little more of the American workforce
will be working remotely at least part of the time.
Here are the top ten cities for remote workers. You
know who's number one? Frisco, Texas. Wow, Frisco, Texas is
number one, number one in a lot of stuff nowadays.

(01:00:17):
In fact, there's several Texas ones that made the top
ten after Frisco, Texas, Sugarland, Texas. Oh Wow, Houston, then Carmel, Indiana,
number four, flower Mound, Texas another great community the Devil.
Number five is Naperville, Illinois, followed by Roswell, Georgia, Number

(01:00:37):
seven Evanston, Illinois, Number eight Plano, Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Wow, it's all in North Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yes. And nine is Atlanta, Georgia and number ten Allen, Texas. Wow.
So we got what five Texas cities that are great
for remote workers? Too bad? I don't like working from home,
but it's nice to know that it's there if you
absolutely all right, Tomorrow is a toy box Tuday, y'all

(01:01:04):
were gonna have fun because there's some birthdays we're going
to acknowledge and just a couple of things that probably
won't make any sense whatsoever, but you kind of expect
that on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Well, bo I notice that you're wearing your World Series
champion Texas Rangers Baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Am right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Rangers fans are gonna want to tune in this afternoon
to our very own jeffk He's gonna have tickets to
see the Rangers at Globe Live Field when they face
the Pittsburgh Pirates Monday, August nineteenth, plus, you're gonna win
a Nadallas Garcia replica postseason jersey. Jeff will give away
those tickets and that jersey around four to forty five
this afternoon right here on Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock

(01:01:39):
lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Dallas Horworth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. All right,
let's take it on the run by the Horns, and
let's find out what kind of time wasters we got
because it's Monday morning, and again, you don't want to
start work right away, do you? We don't, yea sometimes, yeah, yeah?

(01:02:02):
What we got and a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Bail Well, here's what we got on the Bow and
Them show page at lone Star ninety two five dot
com for today. Just as the band Journey rolls into
North Texas for their show tonight with def Leppard and
the Steve Miller Band, Journey guitarist Neil Sean has taken
to social media to once again chime in on that
lawsuit filed against him by his bandmate Jonathan Kane over

(01:02:26):
the American Express card. Sean says, don't believe the media hype,
essentially saying that the band is not breaking up. It's
just a disagreement that's going to be worked out. And
we have that social media post up for you to
check out as well as a video from Journey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Who's crying now. Yeah, but I don't want to see
Jonathan Kane for a while, so we'll take a little
break after this tour.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
And one of my favorite moments of the opening ceremony
at the Summer Olympics was when a French singer saying
John Lennon's Imagine and you saw all of the athletes
singing along. Well, it was John Lennon to the rescue
again during a very tense moment on Friday at the
Olympics in Paris during the women's volleyball match between Brazil

(01:03:12):
and Canada, with the women like really getting into it,
and then all of a sudden, the sound person at
the venue started playing John Lennon's Imagine. The players started
to smile, the audience all started to sing along. We
have that clip up from NBC. Just go to the
around the five minute twenty sixth second mark and you'll

(01:03:32):
be able to see where they start playing Imagine. They're
all PA systems.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
All hugging it out. And stop fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
We're still by the way won that match and the
gold medal, so I'm Canada is still crying. You Too
have released the tenth installment in their twelve part digital
series You Two to Love and Only Love, Deep Dives
and B Sides. This one's going to focus on elevation
from their two thousand album All That You Can't Leave Behind.

(01:04:01):
We've got all the info up on our page, along
with the story of how You Too refuses to play
private shows. You know how all these bands are offered
huge money to play private shows for super rich people
out of Saudi Arabia. Well, You Two and Bruce Springstein
among the bands that refuse to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
They pay him a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, they say they don't care. They're not going to
do a private show. A bit of right here in
dfwes absolutely. Eddie Vedder has released his studio version of
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Room at the top of
of nineteen ninety nine's Echo Now. He has covered it
many times over the years during his solo shows. He
even did it at the twenty eighteen Academy Awards. We

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have this version up on our page for you to
check out. It's featured on the soundtrack to the Apple
TV Plus series Bad Monkey starring Vince Bond, which is
going to be out on Apple TV Plus starting Wednesday,
August fourteenth, And Get Well Wish is going out to
Rod Stewart. He had to cancel some more shows. Remember
he had to cancel because he thought he had strap throat.

(01:05:03):
Turns out he has COVID. Oh good, yes, so we've
got that, And we've got the story that you shared
earlier about Huey Lewis and his pitch for a TV show.
It's kind of a mockumentary, Curb Your Enthusiasm sort of show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Finally, a bride in Montana wasn't going to make anyone.
I wasn't going to take any chances when the minister
act if anyone objected to the marriage, so she flashed
a gun. She had a fulster in her garter belt.
The minister said, only in Montana. We've got the video

(01:05:40):
up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com lone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Star ninety two five. Well, kids, I'd see end of
the Monday show. It's the show we dread all weekend.
Then when we finally get in here back. We have
fun doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
It was a great day morning to wake up. Slap
that's me. And he kept saying Damien like omens.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Miss Hen's egg, mister Blowman.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Mister teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
See, sometimes I put those kind of names in there
to see if they're going to catch all. When they don't,
when they don't catch anything, I got them, Yeah, I
got it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Can you imagine what a hard time a principal named
mister Blowman would get from all the kids?

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Well, first of all, somebody named mister Blowman shouldn't be
a principal. Shouldn't be a principal.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Change that name at least, or maybe they were destined
to be a principal.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
With a name like that, they could be.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
That was better than mister blow Me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought you said.

Speaker 12 (01:06:41):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
That's when you graduate. When you graduate, then it's time
to start working, if.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
You know what I'm Hey, tomorrow's a toy box Tuesday.
So what do you have up your sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
But see, we got a couple of birthdays we're going
to acknowledge, okay, and we tomorrow you know who's birthdays tomorrow?
Who Danny Bonaducci. Oh so that means we gotta get
John hepron to tell the Danny Bonaducci fight story. Yeah,
all right, you've heard that. No, okay, good See these

(01:07:15):
are these are things that Ale hasn't heard yet, but
you soon will. I know about Danny's reputation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Oh yeah, down the hall. She worked with him in
LA said he was a very very nice guy, but
he had a lot of issues. Can you imagine fighting
with Danny from the parture to hit him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
With a base? All right, so our Actors Show decompression
session is coming up next. We'll sit here and yack
for a while, and then tomorrow we'll get in here
and make some memories with a toy box. Tuesday. Make
sure you don't oversleep or he can oversleep, but you'll miss.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Out on all the un We're heading to Arlington.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yes we are all right. Key between the edition, we'll
see I my bod