The Bo and Them Full Show- FWMusic: "If She Farts Does it Matter", ClarenceBostonCarter Mash, David Arquette Calls In Aug 15, 2024 (Ep 1202)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, since it's fun with Music Day and we just
played that song, we got to start the show with
this song. We call it variation on a theme. We'll

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go to the joke.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We've got fun of games. We've got everything you want.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
How they went on the names with the pole?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That fine?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Whatever you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You got the money, You've.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Got you the scenes in the jong Welcome to the jungle.
I'll bring you to away, I'll.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Bumming away.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Welcome to the channel. We'll take you to that day.
If you want. You gotta lead, splash you pay your
sex a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's very hard leading scream.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
You can take some your barget them for China. You
welcome to the jungle. Feel massage away. I wouldn't you say.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's variation on the.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, a little bit more family friendly,
wouldn't you say?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yes, just a tad, just a tad classid rock. Yeah,
such a family friendly show, aren't we? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, very day. It's fun for the whole family.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yes it is, Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's functional family.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, it is fun with Music Day, and we're gonna
have some fun with music. I got a real goofy
mash up for you. Oh good that I think I've
only played once. I like your goofy mash up. This
one qualifies as a goofy mash up. We also have
tickets to see Sam Hagar and the Best of All
World Tours coming to dose Ki's Pavilion Thursday, August twenty seconds.

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It will be some sort of fun with music. Okay,
we were gonna do that, but I thought we talked
about yesterday doing Bo's Kitchen, which involves Bose Kitchens music. Okay,
so I got something. I'm going to eat something and
the show eats it every day, But I'm going to
eat something. Describe the flavors that are wafting through my palate,

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and you tell me what I'm eating, I'll give you
the same.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Eggar digg and here's a d There are no eggs involved,
Oh god, no, actually there is. There is.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This product is made with eggs.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh no, not cooked eggs like scrambled.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh no, no our frid No, it's not like I
don't mind if eggs are mixed with something like yeah,
like cake. I just don't think about it. But that'll
be coming up later on. Also, actor David Arquette on
the show this morning about that. As we celebrate Assumption
of Mary day. Oh, yes, very important day in the

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Catholic Church. Assumption of Mary commemorates the taking up or
assumption of the Virgin Mary into Heaven. I assume.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Assumption. It's an assumption on both parts.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
National back to school prep day. A lot of you
are already back in school, so you don't have to
prep for it. Just got to do it till you
get it done. Chant at the Moon day, Oh yeah,
every day. I don't know exactly what purpose of chanting
at the moon or what exactly you're supposed to chant,
but I'm sure there must be some reason to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
People actually worship the moon. That's why they chant at
the moon and the force of energy that comes from
the moon.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
But does the moon chant back at you?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Well, if it does, then you're on some really good drugs.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
That'sh There you go. You need to leave them shrowds alone.
It's I love cowboys and Cowgirls' day. Yeah. Absolutely. The
term cowboy, which is the English translation of the Spanish
word or valco, first appeared in seventeen twenty five of
Carol is quote an individual who manages cattle while on horseback.
The word derived from veca, which means cow. Yes, vaka

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vaka is in vacuo. Hight, gotcha? National best Friend's Day, Oh,
grab your bestie and do things like going to the movies,
go shopping, go to a park or a restaurant, play
a game, or just hang out. The day was created
by a woman named Mistress Susan. I guess she's a
side piece of somebody because she created National Girlfriend's Day.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Either that or she's a dominatrix. Mistress Susan the Last
might know more.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
We'll call her later. Yeah, it's National lemon merangue pie Day.
Um love, have you ever seen how big the meringues are?
Over it? Norma's done? Yeah, sky high? If I jumped
off one, i'd injure my knees all over it.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
But it's like just digging into a cloud.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, it is a cloud with flavor to its man
of all the amazing things you can get it, Normous,
if you're not stopping a gazing face first into that
pie case, you're missing out.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Well.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
See, I'm not that much of a pie guy. I
only like cherry and pecans by. Oh what a grand
meringue is like styrofoam with sugar.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, it's just all egg whites and sugar eggs.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
National Relaxation Day right after this show every day for
the rest of the day, and it's also National Failure's
Day on this show. We're used to it. We just
shake it off and move right off. We celebrate every day, yes, sir,
whether we realize it or not. Okay, get ready because

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we got Sports of all sorts coming up. Then we
got the ever popular freaking Fool File, and then that
goofy ass mash up, and we'll see what happens later
on too. It's going to be a great Thursday, well
we hope, so unless we're the ones that ruin it.
All right, so are we ready to do the morning Extract?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
We are.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Cracking my favorite part of the morning.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
H Well, get your ass up because you're gonna miss
a lot of the show. Don't come boy up, don't
you hit that snooze button all. I'm doing that because
it's for your own good Okay. Dallas Forest Classic Rock
Alone Star ninety two to five. Sure, our Rangers are
Boys of Summer in a slump, but hang in there,

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sooner or later, the train's gotta start growing, don't Yeah. Hey,
sports fans of six thirty times for Sports.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
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Speaker 1 (07:41):
The Dallas Cowboys and All Pro Receivers Ceedee Lamb still
have not come to an agreement on a contract extension.
I assume that's going to happen very soon, though signs
point to it getting done in the near future as
the two sides work out the details. Yesterday, Cowboys chief
operation officer and Jerry's boy Stephen Jones made a curious

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statement about Lamb's future in a discussion with Yahoo Sports.
He said, he's going to touch the ball a ton
for what we're gonna have to pay him, he better
oh wow, which means Jerry's dad's going to open up
the wallet and get it done. He's likely to get
a contract somewhere around thirty three million per year, per year,

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per year, which is in line with what the best
receivers are getting. That guy in Minnesota is the when
that gave him like one hundred and forty nine million
for three years or something. Jones's statements are encouraging, and
it sounds like a deal should be getting done sooner
rather than later. The Cowboys need Lamb on the field
before the season opener on the road in Cleveland. Ye.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
See, he's all about just getting more than that Minnesota play.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's it. Yeah, it's like it's a contest. Well, if
you got that much, I want this much more.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
The highest paid wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, I don't like that part. No, I don't either.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
In yesterday's scrimmage between the Dallas Cowboys and the Los
Angeles Rams, the defense took center stage for several different reasons.
The first reason is Albert Huggins, the fifth year defensive tackle,
shoved a Ram Stafford to the ground following a play
during the Cowboys and Rams joint practice. He did not
play any further after that, and he was not seen

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on the practice field following the incident.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Other notable absences from the field during the practice linebackers
Damon Clark and Marvin Overshown. Clark sat out with a
sore knee. Overshown left practice with a sore hip. Now,
positive news did come for the Cowboys defense in the
form of Tray Vaughan did The All Pro cornerback saw
live action for the first time since suffering that torn

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acl September twenty one of last year. In his first
action back, he notched an interception. No Diggs return is
promising for Dallas with just a matter of weeks to
go before the regular season starts. It's good to see
one of their best players appear to be returning to form.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Please, because we need everybody to be on man from
the NFL to fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
You already for fantasy football? I don't know. I don't
ever play. My son in law plays all the time, okay,
and it makes money at it.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
I know we're getting awful close to fantasy football draft time,
and as most leagues hold their drafts the last weekend
of August and the first of September, that means you
still got a little bit of time to brainstorm possible
punishments for the.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Last place finisher in your goal. And these are usually
really clever.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
I know, they end up going viral on social they
make great social videos and whatnot. Some popular punishments include
an eating challenge, something gross, perhaps costumes, dressing up in
something ridiculous like mermaid clown, painted faces, et cetera, and
you got to go in front of people.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
How about the guy that had to sit with a
blow up doll at a diner.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes. Yes, if everybody on your fantasy league tells you
to do it, you're the oh man on the Toto ball.
You gotta do it. All the truckers turning around, get
out here.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
There's music humiliation too.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Sometimes last place person has to audition for something or
play music in public, maybe embarrass themselves at karaoke. Country
music star Luke Colmbs actually had the losers of his
fantasy football league hop up on stage and try to
sing Walking in Memphis with him, and they did so
poorly appear yea test.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Taking the SAT test is brutal.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
That's why fantasy football losers take the SAT test like
that's fun. There's embarrassing things that the loser has to
do in front of a crowd of people. If you
are the bottom of the wrong of the ladder in
fantasy football, you might not have to get naked in
public or anything, but trust us, there's going to be
humiliation of some kind.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Your people will come up with something for you. Oh,
I guarantee you. Collectors of basketball cards have a very
small shot of getting a card signed by Lebron James,
Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry Tops is selling a card
that features all three in their Olympic uniforms as part
of the Tops Now program. The card goes for eleven

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ninety nine, but one lucky person that orders one, we'll
get a version of it where all three players have
autographed the card. Cool, which is gonna be worth some
money for you later on down.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
That is so cool.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Texas Rangers were able to avoid a sweep last night
thanks to late homers by Wyatt Langford and Jonaheim Whyitaet.
Langford hit a tying three run homer with two outs
in the ninth inning and Jonaheim had a two run
homer in the tenth to lead the Rangers past Boston
nine to seven last night at Fenway Park.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The win by the Rangers stopped a three game losing streak,
with the Rangers winning for just the fifth time in
the last eighteen games. Next up the Rangers, They're back
home tonight at Globeli Field to start a four game
series against the Minnesota Twins. First pitch tonight will be
at seven oh five. Be on the lookout for Carlos
Santana at the game. Really not that Carlos Santana the

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Twins first Basement the other Santana will be playing Dicky's
Arena in Fort Worth tonight.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Elsewhere in the world.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Of MLB, in the Great State of Texas, the Houston
Astros slugger Jordan Alvarez might be asked to take all
his batting practice swings in an indoor cage if he
keeps on breaking the damn jumbo tron screen.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh boy, I heard he did that and it went dark.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yeah, it's sort of like if Babe Ruth was alive
and swinging a bat these days. That's what would happen
a lot. On Tuesday night before the Astros game at
the Tampa Bay Rays, Alvarez hit a ball that hit
the right field JumboTron at drompic Canna Field. The screen
went cook and then it went black, and so the
two teams played the entire game without that jumbo tron screen.
For the fans, it's the second time Alvarez has broken

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a jumbo tron during batting practice. He did it in
twenty nineteen in Houston at Minute Made Park.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh is that movie where they hit the scoreboard and
it's like fireworks.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh no, you're talking about what was it is that
leaguer on our own or no no tabe the one
with Kevin Costner.

Speaker 8 (14:11):
Okay bud where they hit the bull and it fire
smoke coming out of.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
The bull's mouth and you get a free steak. That's
the only thing I can remember here. That's cool. Here
is Ryan Martin, a high school basketball coach from Maine,
may have broken a Guinness World record by shooting one thousand,
one hundred and thirty four to three pointers in one hour. Wow. Martin,
who's a coach at Lake Region High School in Naples
and a former mister Maine based basketball sank one thousand,

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one hundred and thirty four shots from behind the three
point line during the one hour time limit. He bested
the current Guinness World record of one thousand and seventy seven,
which was set by Oregon man Daniel Larou in twenty twelve.
Martin is now waiting to hear back from the Guinness
people to see if he officially has the title. Now,
that's incredible, man, and this is weird. During a chess

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tournament in Dagistan, Russia, chess player Amina Abakarova allegedly tried
to poison her opponent by smearing mercury on the chess piece. Whoa, whoa. Yes.
Unfortunately for he, the whole thing was caught on camera,
and now she faces a potential lifetime ban and of
course criminal charges that could lead her to spending up

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to three years in prison.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
He must have really hated her competitor had to go
to that trouble.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And you know, we've talked about this sport before, and
I thought it was a little ridiculous, but now it's
starting to catch on. I'm talking about car jitsu, where
professional fighters battle one another inside the confined space of
a sedan sized automobile. It's the latest bizarre combat sport
cruising its way to success, featuring fighters on four wheels,

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permitted to use anything in the car to their advantage,
including the seat belts to choke out on a ponent. Man,
I gotta see this now. And while the concept may
sound kind of insane, card jujitsu is burning virtual rubber
on social media, already boasting a reported average of five
million views per week.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is it kind of like that Deadpool Wolverine fight scene
in the car?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Kind of? Sort of?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Celebrity fans include Keenan Thompson and Kevin Hart, New Jersey
has already approved it for gambling. In ESPN air the
Phenomena for the first time on the O SHO, the
network's annual weekend celebration of obscure sports. The sport operates
on one three one two three round system, where both
fighters must begin buckled in their seats. A coin flip

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decides who gets the driver's side and who gets shotgun
alternating in round two. The match begins when the contenders
unclick their seat belt simultaneously and they go at it.
See she just found the video. If a winner isn't
determined after two rounds set at three minutes time, the
third round starts with both fighters fastened in the back row.

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Anything inside the car is up for grabs in the fight,
though breaking off anything to use as a weapon is forbidden.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
It's just there.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I think my brothers started this warning but it looks
like a married couple going out.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
To look at her at the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
All right, freaking fool. File next on the ball with
them Goals lone start ninety two five. Oh, by the way,
Rascue's thanks for pointing out the movie she was trying
to think of. Was the natural where Redford, Robert Redford
as Roy Hobbs hits a home run and it hits
the stadium lights. It didn't hit the scoreboard, that fireworks. Yeah,

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there you go. Thanks for straightening us out. Yeah not
bull Durham, the natural close enough for rock and roll. Yeah,
all right, coming up, it's mashup time. But now it's
the freaking fool file. There is a small shrine along
the treacherous Gotta Loops in India's mountainous Ladoca region that
has become famous for the large number of plastic bottles

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with water in them left as offerings to a spirit
known as the Ghost of the Gotta Loops. Some people
who pass by just say it's pollution, the consequence of
the increase in popularity of the region with adventure tourism enthusiasts.
But many of those who attempt to cross the Gotta
Loops leave water bottles with water in them at a
shrine as offerings of the Ghost of the Gotta Loops,

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the wandering soul of a poor man who died there
decades ago due to thirst. See Some people believe that
by passing by without leaving a water bottle will upset
the ghost and the ghosts will start haunting them on
their journey cool. The story of the ghost of the
Gotta Loops can be traced back to nineteen ninety nine,
when a truck with two guys in it became stuck

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along the trail after their truck broke down. Since a
big snowstorm was coming, the driver decided to try and
reach the nearest town and return with help, while the
other guy remained behind to guard the truck and the cargo. Unfortunately,
the snowstorm got worse and when the driver returned three
days later, the guy that was his partner driving had

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died from a lack of food and water. The man
was buried on the side of the gravel road, but
then travelers started reporting weird sightings there. There were several
stories about people seeing a man begging for water along
the road, only to disappear into thin air when people
approached him. Well worried that the area was haunted by
a ghost of the dead trucker, locals built the shrine

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in his honor and tried to appease the restless spirit
by bringing a bottle of water as an offering, a
tradition that is still observed by all visitors who come
by there, so people make sure they got a bottle
of water because they don't want no ghosts missing update truck.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't blame him, just.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
A bottle of water. Man, What are they gonna call?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
You?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Keep a ghost away? Small price.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
So San Antonio residents were exposed to a scandalous site
earlier this week. A butt ass naked man was seen
walking his dog through the Castle Hills Forest neighborhood of
San Antonio on Tuesday at around eleven in the morning.
Many people in the neighborhood couldn't believe their eyes watching
this way overweight man just strolling along with his dangly

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bits flopping around like nothing was out of the ordinary.
There he is with his like black labrador. Homeowners feared
the man was suffering from a stroke or a mental
health breakdown, so a group of worried onlookers decided to
approach the man, but they called the coffs instead. Police
say they were called to George Road for loot conduct.
Officers quickly uncovered the cause of the unsightly offense. Yep

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Storty say the man was high on mushrooms and officers
gave him a courtesy ride home. I hope they put
a towel down on the seat, please.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
The man was not charged with a crime, but neighbors
just hope he learned a lesson so their peaceful neighborhood
can put the incident in their rear. They may want
to scrub the ring camera. There's a lot of ring
cameras in the video, so if you want to see it,
just let me know.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I'm not sure I want to see it. Thanks anyway.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
All right, up to Ontario for more bad behavior from
human beings. Ontario's premiere. Doug Ford is asking beach goers
please stop doodoing into the sand on Ontario Beach and beat.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Like cats with the litter box.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Like if it's a cat out there, which I've never
seen on a beach, I can understand.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm going woolfs. I thought I could take a dump here.
Now people are doing it. That's lazy, all right?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Are they covering it up at lease like a cat?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I hope they're burying it seven or eight feet down.
The thing is they're not. They're digging holes and just
leaving it. Son of a bit, imb man.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
If I lay down in the sand and discover that's
underneath me. I'm pissed, and the premiere spoke to reporters
shuring a rning press conference, Ontario's Premiere was asked to
weigh in on persistent social media rumors claiming visitors to
Wasaga Beach in Ontario are erecting tents, digging holes, taking
it up on the sand and not.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Even covering it up completely.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Jesus and Ford said the province had recently given the
town of Wassaga Beach a million bucks to build bathrooms
along the world's largest.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Longest freshwater beach.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
That project hasn't even gotten started and they got paid
several months ago. So was Saga Beach Mayor Brian Smith
had to answer up and town officials have never received
any complaints about people pooping on the beach, they say,
and he called on Queen's Park to help clear the
town's name.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
If any evidence comes to light, I assure you we
will be quick to act.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, it ain't too hard to find evidence of duty
on a beach, is it. You don't even have to
see it, you can just smell it.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Some tourists, however, say they've actually seen someone do it
and that nothing was done by the cops.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Eh, can you imagine collecting the evidence.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Maybe that's what happened in Galveston, and that might be
why the water is so mud and dirty ass water
year had dirty assa. The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has agreed
to hear an appeal from the family of a Philadelphia
woman whose twenty eleven stabbing death was ruled a homicide
before the medical examiner switched it to suicide after police objected.

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Twenty seven year old first grade teacher Ellen Greenberg was
found in her apartment with twenty stab wounds all over
her body. However, police considered her death a suicide because
her apartment door was locked from the inside and her boyfriend,
who said he found her after breaking down the door,
had no defensive wounds. The medical examiner initially ruled her

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death a homicide, noting the large number of stab wounds,
including ten in the back of her neck.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
How would she do that? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
After police publicly challenged the findings, the medical examiner switched
the ruling to suicide without an explanation. Now, how the
hell you gonna stab yourself twenty times with half the
stabs on the back of your neck?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
It seemed this just fine detective work. After one stab,
you go, oh, this kind of hurts. I don't know
if I won't do it this way. Greenberg's parents are
seeking to have the ruling change back to homicide. The
city has objected, arguing that state law quote makes clear
that a medical examiner can be wrong as to the
manner of death yet cannot be compelled to change it.

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Well why not?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Really, somebody stabbed twenty times, ten of them in the
back of their neck, and you think it's a suicide.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
There's a crazy person out there.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, I think so too, and a boyfriend. He must
be related to somebody in the medical examiner's office. You think, oh, well, okay,
mash up time coming up on the ball with them, Joe,
And a week.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
From tonight, the concert you've been waiting for, Sammy Hagar's
Best of All World Tours, finally comes to Dozeki's Pavilion,
and we have your tickets to the show. All you
have to do is gets what is in Bull's kitchen?
To John, we haven't done this in a while. I know,
so Bow's kitchen that's coming up at around seven to
fifty right here on the bow and them show on

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Dallas Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Lone Star ninety two five. Coming up, we're going to
Bull's Kitchen to give away those tickets to see Sammy
Hagar and the Circle. All right, we are hungry. Yeah,
that's like a week from today.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah tonight.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's right. Okay, you know it's fun with music Day.
And guess what we got a request here you go, Hey,
bo yo, I'm wondering if you could go back. I
hadn't heard it since the Q and O two days.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
But the takeoff of Don Henley if she farts doesn't matter?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh okay, I could do that.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, that's a classic.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm just that. How man could Don Henley possibly get
over that? He don't give a damn Yeah, he doesn't care. Sure,
I'll do it for you.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Have a good one?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
All right, you too? Okay, So here's the deal. It's
a takeoff on the Heart of the by Don Hill,
one of my favorites by Don Henley, which makes it
funnier if you play that first and then play this.
But I'll go ahead and play it now, ladies and gentlemen,
If she farts, does it.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
Matter to fold to day for spelling the M and
A news wasn't mane mane girlfriend standing next to me

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with her head out her behind.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
The thought of all the baby the bab through and
how had guess and she did too, was proud of
her achievements.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
She good empty odd and create a space between us
that gets bally bending too.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I've been trying it just side.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
If she farns, doesn't matter when my knees kid.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
And my eyes dart the water, and I think it's
about forgive Nest.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Forgive Nest even if with every wi she keeps glove
and every lord very wrong woman in your life? Who
will to die that they ever fart?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
You know the.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Props out time, well, they look you.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
In the time of it.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
I say you wrong, then they'll pump up those bad
sheets and drop you, b baby.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm trying to just side.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
If she farns doesn't better when her backside screams.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
And my friends doctor scattered with a well, proving once
again that there's no quality control on this program.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's a good question.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Actually, I'm still waiting for Anna to light one.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, never come on, I have never done that in
this studio and.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I never will. You've never farted or you've never lit one.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I've never done either one.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Well, you got it. You're gonna have to bust one
sooner or later. Have you ever lit a fart in
your life? Period? Never got It's how could you go
through life without once not having to like your fart?
Her life isn't over yet. First, maybe with.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Our NFL picks.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
If I lose, there you go. If you lose, you
have to light arts in the studio. I'll even bring
the lighter and I don't even smoke. Okay, all right,
you heard her? You heard her. I can't wait till
football season. If I lose, I'll hold the lighter for you.

(29:16):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
You have to go to the diner like that guy
with a blow up dawn and have a full meal.
I don't know about the blow up doll.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I'm staying out of this. You can sit in the
chair across from me with your mouth open like those dolls.
Do break it up? You too? You started it, okay,
Dolly Parton, I'm trying to you know, I'm trying to

(29:47):
move on, but it's not gonna work. Dolly Parton is
launching a new cosmetics line called Dolly Beauty, and one
of the first items on the market will be jo
Lene Lipstick. Don't ask me Joeline Lipstick red. Former Bachelorette
contestant Josh Seter, who came out as transgender in May,

(30:08):
shared an Instagram story say it's time for the show
to cast a trans woman in its lead. Doesn't matter
to me because I don't watch the show anyway.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And the house where the classic horror film Poltergeist was filmed, Yeah,
is on the market for the first time in forty
five years. Hard pass Really.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, I don't want to live in a house where
there's Poulter.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
It was a movie still. The sixteen thousand square foot
Simmi Valley, California home boast four bedrooms, two and a
half bathrooms, a large swimming pool, and a jacuzzie. It
can be yours for the low low price of one
million point one seven four.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It was built on an Indian burial ground in the movie,
not in the actual Come out.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
There's something underneath that swimming pool. Man, there is man
something in the jacuzzi. When them dead body gonna come up,
grab your bob, you just wait. Dallas, fort worst classic
rock Loan Star ninety two to five Doobie Brothers singer
Tom Johnston seventy six years old today. Wow, And since
that's about my favorite Doobie brother song. Oh, a story

(31:16):
about it? The very first bow and Jim Bash, Yeah,
ten years ago or whenever it was Doobie Brothers. Well,
it was our band Stone Cold Sweat, then the Doobie Brothers,
and then Chicago. Well, as I was walking off, there's
Tom Johnston standing there, and I walked up and I said,
please tell me, you gotta play dark eyed Cajun woman.
He says, I'll play it just for you. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
He dedicated it to you, and that's when the love
affair began.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, he didn't dedicated, he just played it because I've
talented him and bitched at him about it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Good for you, that's the way you get what you want.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Dad, gum right, tell you what? All right, coming up,
we got Sammy Hagar tickets. But now it's time once
again to educate you just a little bit smart and
uish midgeon as we say, it's Tom, did you know? No,
we've done this before, but somebody's at all that's bs. No,
it's not corn flakes were invented to stop people from masturbating. Way.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
In eighteen ninety eight, John Harvey Kellogg, the Kellogg's Raisin
Bran guy, introduced another hell food known as cornflakes. Cornflakes, apparently,
like Graham crackers and granola, were designed to avoid inflaming
the sexual appetite. Well that's what John Harvey Kellogg thought
at the time. They were not sweetened with sugar because

(32:36):
Kellogg believed that sugar was unhealthy and associated with vice
and degrading things.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
You are absolutely right. I just googled what I tell you. Yes,
he thought that exciting and irritating foods caused masterbass.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, no, it ain't that, but it don't take much.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Did you know the Nazis invented the blow up doll?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh, that's surprise.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
The project was meant to counterbalance the sexual desires of
his German troops and was considered more secret than top secret.
That had to be secret. Boor Guild who was the
name of the doll? Aimed to reflect the beauty ideal
of the Nazis. White skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
And is that why their arms are always up?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I guess so my turn, my turn. You never wonder
why it's impossible to tickle yourself, Yeah, you can't do it.
This is because when you attempt to tickle yourself, you're
totally aware of the exact number and manner and strength
of which the tickling will occur, unlike someone else who
tickles you, So no surprise. If you don't see it coming,

(33:46):
you're not gonna feel it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I guess that's the same principle of why it doesn't
feel as good when you wash your own hair as
when you go to the salon.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah. Yeah, when somebody massages, you'll tell.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Me, Man, it feels so good. I would never leave
the shower.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Almost get a stiffy, like that's a surprise coming from me.
Did you know fifty thousand cells in your body just
died and were replaced by new cells while you were
listening to me say that peace. That's all right. If
they die, we'll get some more. Did you know human

(34:19):
beings are the only animals that can draw a straight line? Wow,
you give a monkey a piece of chalk or a
magic marker and they'll just draw. But they won't draw
a straight line because they can't.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
We're so advanced I know that's some.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Sort of a demonstration a genius. So I didn't know that.
Did you know? Mozart once rode an opera entitled Lick
Mine in rsh, which means lick me in the ass?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Did you know male elephants sometimes use their penis as
a fifth limb. No, don't you wish you could do that? Damn?
Pass the salt? Okay, like shaking hands with the thing?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, come, jesus, what's longer the trunk?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Or yeah, I know, I don't want to know. Actually,
and here's something this is odd. Did you know? In
nineteen fifty seven, two sisters, age eleven and six, Joanna
and Jacqueline Pollock, were killed in a tragic car accident.
A year later, their mother gave birth to other twins
named Jennifer and Gillian. Then it gets weird. Jennifer, the

(35:27):
younger twin, had scars and birthmarks on her body that
were identical to Jacquelines, the younger deceased sister. The twins
began to ask for toys that had belonged to the
deceased girls, toys they had no knowledge of the.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Street.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
They started one day that they wanted to go to
a Park they'd never been to before, but Joanna and
Jacqueline had been.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
There several times back from their jag.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
In one instance, their mother watched them play a game
in which Jennifer laid on the floor with her head
in Gillian's lap, pretending that she was dying her Your
sister said, the blood's coming out of your eyes. That's
where the car hit you. Their parents had not discussed
the accident with either of the girls, ever. This led
a psychologist to conclude that it was likely the twins

(36:13):
were reincarnations of their sisters. Apparently, at age five, the
odd behavior stopped, along with any sign that they were
connected to their departed sisters, and Jennifer and Gillian grew
up as normal, happy kids. Wow, normal happy, weird ass kids.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You need to make a movie about that. That's creepy.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that is kind of creepy. Well, this show's creepy
when you really think about it. Of Classic Rock, Dallas Horrors,
Classic Rock, lone Star, ninety two Vibes, Tammy Hagar and
the Circle coming for the Best of All Worlds Tour.
They're going to play a lot of Van Halen or
Van Hagar's case. Maybe that is a week from tonight
at Doseki's pavilion.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Little bit of early Van Halen two, a couple of
Dave era songs, and damn it, Sammy, can you just
throw in space State number five from the first Montrose album.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
No, I you better play some rock candy there. I'm
getting out of it. At least rock candy. Yeah, please?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
And lover Boy is.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Okay. So normally we do a TV theme or a
movie theme on Fine with Music Day, but no, we
haven't done this in a while. So we decided we're
going to make you figure out what is in Ball's
Kitschu besides bow buzz in there. Yes, I will eat

(37:35):
a nice treat, good for the palette. In fact, I
was gonna say I'll go to Delmore candy machine. We
don't have a candy machine anymore. So Annabelle brought this
in for me.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yes I did right.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I'm going to eat this. Describe the flavors wasting through
my very sensitive pellet. You tell me what I am
eating and I will give you as a tickets. Okay,
Chef bo, I'll show you what this is there. Yes,
I'm jealous. Let me open dish up here. Get in there,
all right? I am going to take the first bite.

(38:09):
I tell you what what I am casing.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Okay, what are you tasting.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
While I'm tating wheat flour? Wheat flour, well, semi sweet chocolate?
Oh yeah, he's getting notes of scola, sugar and sugar dextros.
Make up your mind, pickle line, toy less than which
I still don't know what it's for. Vegetable oil and

(38:40):
palm kernel oil. It's not good for you. I use
palm kernel oil a lot more to cook, not to cook.
Poor number. I gotta clean that up. Wavenut. I am
tasting cocoa, butter, molasses and moles have nice ashes too,
but merriment. Oh yeah, there it is the egg there.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Oh yeah, you couldn't make this without eggs.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
That's right. Baking soda.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
It's a sweet tree.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
It's a sweet tree. And way, no way, yes, way.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Okay, So you've eaten one? Didn't want you enjoying yourself?
And do you want to eat another one?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Ago?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You will? Do you lack one?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Fool? Sure?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Get the one.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
They are quite listened. Now if we need a hint,
I've got a great one.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Okay, rock let me chew this down cause I can
talk to bibbe okay two and for him or eight
one seven seven eight seven one nine five bone them, shoe,
what is in boss kitchen? Blank? Day? No? What'd you say?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
No, no, no, no no, blonde them, show tell me
what it's in both kitchen?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Hello? Bolling them, Shoe, tell me what is in Ball's kitchen?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
What is it? What? No?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
No, it does have chocolate in it?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Should I tell them what it is instead of the
brand name?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, they can know what it is, and then they'll
have to guess the brandness.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
It is a cookie, Yes, a cookie, very kind of
well known. Ye, it's well known. Yeah, it's well known.
In fact, the man who invented it, his name is actually.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
On the package. Yeah is and and uh wait wait
wait wait wait wait, let's make him think just a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Very well known.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Boll of them? Show tell me what brand of cookie
I am eating? Okay, Oh the hell well, I'll just
hang up on that show bit this week. Bolling them,
show tell me what brand of cookie I am eating?
Tick twitch, that's kind of a cookie? Bull of them?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
What brandom cookie? Ahell? Bon of them? Joe? What random cookie?
Am I eating? But no, No, that's a candy bar.
This is a cookie. In fact, they are famous cookies.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yes, they are very famous in the news a lot.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Of the past recently, because the man of who started
this just passed away at the age of eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yes, that's right. Yes he did what I did not
realize about him. Before he became famous for his cookies.
He was an agent for like Marvin Gaye, Simon Garth,
the Supreme.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yes, yes, so he said, hell with this, I'm gonna
make cookies.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
He used to always meet with them with a batch
of cookies, and they love his cookie.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yes, okay, so it's a cookie. Yes, it's a person
who's famous. That's a person who's been in the news recently.
Come on, y'all, show tell me what brand of cookie
that is.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I would have Nobisco. No, no, Billy d Nobisco. We're
not talking about him. He's still fine bon in them.
Show tell me what brand of cookie I'm eating Oreos.
You are not paying attention. This person is famous, very famous.
In fact, that's part of his damn name. Okay, he

(42:24):
made really good cookies. Yes, sure did Boe gets like
this After a little sugar we have just told you
the exact name of the brand. Bon of Them show. Okay,
what is the brand name of the cookie I'm eating? Nobisco? Nobisco? No,
let's not bring billid Nobisco back in it. Bon of
Them show? What's the brand of these famous cookies I'm

(42:44):
eating famous? Yes, famous Amos. Wally Amos just passed away
at the age of eighty eight. Man. His kids said
their dad inspired a generation of people that founded the
world's first cookies on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles in
nineteen seventy five. In fact, it says on the package,

(43:05):
since nineteen.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Seventy five maybe restland.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yes, all right, who is this? Here's Bob. It's Bob. Hey,
we're getting smarter everyday. Hang on, Bob, We'll get some
information from you. We'll hook you up with Sammy Hagar tickets.
All right, way to go, man, bow you want gloss
and milk? No, I don't know. Let me let this
kind of it's kind of starting to turn into like, plus,
there's something in my mouth. It's just kind of.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, that's sand paper, sand paper, all right?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Coming up the factor. David Archet's gonna be on bowing
them show. How about a trip to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
To our iHeartRadio Music Festival. It could happen. You and
a friend could be flying off to Vegas to party
at the iHeartRadio Music Festival September twentieth and twenty first.
Plus you're gonna get a thousand dollars in spendy cash,
three more chances to win today, and your first chance
is coming up around nine twenty this morning. Just be
listening for that nationwide keyword details at lone star dot.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Com Stellophors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Robert
Plant says, the name of that song is Jamaica. How
do you get Jamaica out of d y E R
M A K E.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I have never worth the idea.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
He was, you're gonna play dollar maker, He said, this Jamaica.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
What do we know?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Maybe he's dyslexic.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, that's it. I can't see the letters are dancing
all over the page. All right, you've seen this guy
in many movies, all the Scream movies. He's Sheriff Dewey
Riley and he later married Courtney Cox from that movie.
Say hello to David r. Keatt. Hell are you well?
We've been worse so I guess we can't complain the

(44:40):
first question I have to ask David Arkett is what's
your favorite scary movie?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
David, Wow, Oh my god, I don't know. I usually
say The Shining, but uh, I always love Halloween two
when it first came out.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Oh yeah. David Arkett has been in a lot of movies.
He's got a new one coming out that we're gonna talk.
But I really like even the silly ones, like I
loved Eight Legged Freaks and especially Ready to Rumble because
you had wrestlers from the WWE and the now defunct
wc W. Because I'm a big wrestling fan and I
know you are too.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, I love Usley. It was so much fun to
do that movie. When I was reading the script originally,
I got to like page fifteen and says maso man
Randy Savage. I was like, I called my age and
I was like, do they actually have macho man Randy
Sabas for them? They're like, yeah, he's gonna do it.
I was like, I didn't it. It was so cool
to work with those guys and eat those guys, get

(45:36):
to know DDP and all these incredible wrestlers.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, Diamond Dallas Page is a yoga instructor.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Now I know, yeah, dp y It's amazing business routine
because I'm looking at getting jape or get flexibility. He's
just such an inspirational person. When I was doing my
documentary You Cannot Kill David Arquette, I used to program
and watched a ton away and he got really flexible.

(46:03):
It really helped.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, didn't you actually win a title in WWE and
a bunch of wrestlers got pissed off about it?

Speaker 4 (46:10):
At w c W, I was the world champion.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh yes, So you go from wrestlers to now working
with a Jonas brother Nick Jonas. You play his stepdad
in the movie The Good Half. Now, in the movie,
he's dealing with the loss of his mother but also
with some relationship issues with you. Are you kind of
a jerk in this movie?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, I definitely am. I'm sort of you know, they're
dealing with the loss of their mother. I'm their stepdad,
and I don't really take the kid's feelings in consideration
too much. I just kind of try to get through
it well. My kaitter has a line in the film
at some point he says, we all grieve in our
own ways, and I think it's really important thing to
remember when you're going through it, that you know the

(46:55):
griever about this is really difficult and somebody finds humor
to help get them through it, or sometimes like if
you're a controlling person, you'll try to control the whole situation.
Just have to kind of get people their space and
allow them to get through it. But what I've learned
is the more you can sort of find the gratitude
and having these people in your life to start with,
and just be so thankful for the time you got

(47:18):
to spend together and all the beautiful things that they
brought into this world, and keeping their spirit alive in
your heart, I feel it really is healing.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, but if you get to play a jerk in
a movie, it's the same reason I'd want to be
a bad guy wrestler. I'm going to be a heel
so I could just tell the crowd shut up.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
And listen to what I have to say exactly. It
is the liberating feeling to be able to do. But
I know for my character, I just had to play
it down. Just let the sort of script that this
incredible writer wrote based on it, like true life experiences,
just let it play out. You know, Nick Jonas and

(47:55):
Britney Snow, they have such a they I had a
feeling that they've known each other for years, they had
a comfortable relationship with each other. And I heard their
sort of banter back and forth. It was really understated,
really kind of quick and witty. And so my character
comes in and he says more gruff and kind of like,
this is how it is. The fun balance.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Well, David ar catch new movie, The Good Half opens tomorrow,
and you know what tomorrow is. It's August sixteenth, and
you know what that means.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Oh man, that's Elvis' death Day. That's the day the
King croaked on the crapper.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Man, the King.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
King hundred down.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I'm taking a crap, I think I will not. Okay, Okay, Well,
if somehow Sheriff Dewey Riley gets raised from the dead
to do another screen movie, let us know. But the
new movie The Good Half opens tomorrow. Olvis Death Day,
Baby and the Stars. David Arquette is Colonel Tom Parker,

(49:05):
No no for you. But it opens on the all
of us death Day will come on down and look
at my bloated corps in the theater. Thank you very much.
Flank you, David, I appreciate you calling Man.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Lone Start ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Oh hell yeah, Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. I wanted to play that because Santana
tonight at Dicky's Arena. Damn, I wish I could go.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
And the other Carlos Santana is going to be at
the Globelife.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, there's Carlos Santana.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He's the first basement for the Minnesota two.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yes, all the Santana you can consume people. In fact,
I said, last time or one of the times we
interviewed Carlos, we said, so, how's your batting average? He said,
I get that all the time. Yes, But soul Sacrifice
that was from the movie Woodstock that they played in
the movie Woodstock Michael Shreeve on the drums sick. Today

(50:00):
just happens to be the fifty fifth anniversary of the
first day of Woodstock August fifteenth, nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Have you ever heard Stephen Tyler tell his Woodstock story?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
No, it was Woodstock.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Is that's where he met members of the band?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh where his band? Really?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Hey, that looks like funnel Pierre stage. Why don't we
do that too, stripping on shrooms? Yes, there you go. Well,
yesterday was the first day of Woodstock fifty five years ago.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
This week we celebrate the anniversary of Woodstock by exposing
the festival's untold stories and secrets. For example, what was
the real reason Jimmy Hendrix played the national anthem?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I heard the government made him play it? That Senator mcambodia.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
I was pretty high, marvel at the revelations about the
origin of all that mud.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
They said the dirt was watered by CCR and Janie
Choplin's yurine. But I was pretty high.

Speaker 10 (50:54):
And what about Joan Baez being six months pregnant?

Speaker 6 (50:58):
Sun Guy told me she was inseminated by Russian spies
with the sperm of JFK.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But I was pretty high.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
All this week we're taking mountains of rumor and hearsay
and turning it into Overheike television to draw the burned
out hippie crown to our network so we can sell
them erectile dysfunction medications.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Don't miss it. Wood's time. You've seen the movie, you've
heard the music, or have you really heard the music?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Freedom? Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, you.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Haven't heard it at all till you hear it from him.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
He's the one and only. Burdett Ashton, Look.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Good, baby, come to get you one more time? Going home, going, Holmeslee,
My baby, going, Holmeslee, My girl.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Peace, Love, biscuits and gravy as Burdett Ashton remembers Woodstock.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Will would you do for slang out a tune? Wood
stand up and walkghet on me?

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Order now and you'll receive this extra special bonus. Burnett
does announcements at Woodstock, New York Freeways.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Polls Man, A lot of freaks, A lot of freaks,
Brown Astley.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
It ain't no good Well, I still hear Birdad Ashton's
rendition of the famous Woodstock rain chance Oh, Berdad Ashton
remembers Woodstock.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Give me an alf give me a you. If you
miss this offer, you're either stoned or stupids.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Oh, don't delay, get yours today. Bernad Ashton remembers Woodstock.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Oh what a day it was?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I ruined it for everybody, didn't I think you improved it?
Maybe maybe just goes to show you where our standards
are here. My big brother was there. Rest in peace?

Speaker 7 (52:45):
Really, oh man Ratty t shirt somewhere in my sister's
T shirt drawer from.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Probably met Stephen Tyler, but he didn't remember.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I was really high man. You know he told you
that famous Amos just passed away at the age of
eighty eight. Jenna Rowlands a star in the groundbreaking movies
by her director, her husband John Cassavetti's later charmed audience
in her son's tear jerker The Notebook. She died at
the age of ninety four.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yes, and she had Alzheimer's much like her character in
The Notebook. Yes, exactly heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And you know, if you don't know who she is
by hearing the name, once you see her you go, oh, yeah,
I remember her. She made ten films in four decades,
and I think she won Oscar nods for two of them.
Nineteen seventy four. Is a woman under the influence when
she played a wife and mother cracking under the burden
of domestic harmony in Gloria in nineteen eighty about a

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woman who helps a boy escape the mob. Now I
remember that movie. Yeah, I don't remember any of the
other ones, but I remember that one.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Remember how we talked about how all these sharks are
attacking people. We may know why now because they're high
high in microwave. Oven sized package containing over half a
million dollars worth of cocaine was found floating in the
Gulf of Mexico off of Florida. Bowters found the package
on Monday and bushes off Panther Key near Everglades City.

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The package contained fifty six pounds of cocaine separated into
twenty five individually wrapped kilograms, with an estimated street value
of six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars the bandle
The bundle was covered in barnacles, indicating it had been
in the water for quite a while. That's according to
the Sheriff's office. Now detectives are trying to determine where

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the cocaine came from, but said that it likely washed
in with the tides from the east coast because of
recent storms storms. Yes, large packages of drugs, ranging from
marijuana to hashij to cocaine have been discovered floating in
the waters off Miami and the Florida Keys recently. Earlier
this month, Hurricane Debbie blew one million dollars worth of

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cocaine onto a Florida Keys beat.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Part of time no Wow, good God, thank you Mother Nature.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
Well, we might as well hang out in the weird
state of Florida for one more story.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
What do y'all say? That sound all right?

Speaker 7 (55:08):
A managing custody and critically injured after authority say he
purposely drove his semi into a Tampa strip club.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
What.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, he got kicked out a little bit earlier in
the evening. He got pissed off.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Can you imagine being there in a semi crashes through Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Officers responded to a place in Tampa or Trampa, some
people call it the Emperor's Gentleman's Club. And this was
around four nineteen Tuesday morning. This guy had rammed the
front area of the building. Now, witnesses said, this twenty
five year old driver who'd just been kicked out of
the club, he returned to drive the huge truck into
a group of people standing at the entrance.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Awful.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
They took him into custody.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
He's facing charges of first degree murder's one person dead
and a lot injured, attempted murder, and duy manslaughter. He's
in critical but stable condition in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Was it worth it, dude? No, everybody gets kicked out
of clubs some time. You don't drive your semi. Who
goes to a strip club in a semi? That's a
good point. I don't know. I didn't think about that.
Yesterday morning, Texas a journey Attorney General Ken Paxton sent
a letter warning the City of Dallas to change the
new State Fair firearms policy or he's gonna file him

(56:28):
a lawsuit. In the letter, Packston said the new policy
to band guns to everyone except retired in current peace
officers violate state law and unlawfully infringes on Second Amendment rights. Look, Kenny,
lighten up just a little bit, okay, lighten up here smoke.
The State Fair of Texas rolled out a new policy
last week in response to the shooting at the Ford
Court last October. The changes have been met with criticism

(56:50):
by Republican Texas House lawmakers. Well, of course it has.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Of course it has. They're just trying to make people
feel safer after what happened last year.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, I know, but that's not the way to do it.
And a new world record has been set. Justin O'Donnell
of New Jersey smashed a Guinness World Record by playing
World of Warcraft for seventy eight hours and thirty minutes. O'Donnell,
who happens to be a Marine Corps veteran, was allowed
to take only five minute breaks each hour to eat

(57:19):
and play with his dogs and pee. His gaming marathon
broke the previous World of Warcraft record, which was only
fifty nine hours and twenty minutes. Well you gotta have
something to strive for it, don't you. I'm not that
bored yet. I'm done. Dallas Forwards Classic Rock a lone
Star ninety two to five. You know today is National

(57:40):
chant at the Moon Day. Since I don't have a
song called chant at the Moon, I played Market the
Moon for now. I don't know exactly what you're supposed
to chant at the moon and what good is supposed
to do, but must be some reason. So I'm just
telling you. Our dogs say it's fine to howl if
you just want to go howling. The dog say it's
all right. Sounds okay to me. Pooh, want our take

(58:03):
us to the Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
Tribute Bad Donna in grape Vine. I said, Donna, have
you ever want anything from us? Before she goes, hell no,
not this year.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
This year, this year. Well we're in August, so It's
been a.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Good eight better late than never. What a memory Connie
Claxton has of her first water Burger. Oh really, I
thought it was the best burger I ever ate, and
I thought, well, I could do that, she said. Miss
Claxton was a young mom trying to balance raising kids
and commuting to an office job in downtown Dallas. The

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flexible hours of the fast food industry sounded appealing, and
the bonus was she loved Waaburger Hamburger, so she applied
at Waburger and got a job. She went downtown, quit
her job and went to work for Waburger of Mesquite Incorporated.
That is the franchise that owned several Waburger locations in
Dallas and in Kaufman Counties. That was nineteen seventy and

(58:57):
she never left until now she's retiring. Connie Claxton reached
fifty four years of service with Waburger this year and
she finally decided to retire. Yesterday was her last day,
and she spent it behind the counter of the Waterburger
inforny A. She said, I feel like in my heart

(59:17):
it's time to give it up, but I'm going to
miss all my good friends. The customers, employees, and even management.
Claxton ended her career in Forny at the Waterburger, but
she worked at multiple locations. Waterburger Mosquite Incorporated through her
a retirement party at the restaurant on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
As they should. I wonder if they gave her one
of those seventy fourth anniversary birthday shakes for the retirement.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Oh no, you have to get it on the actual birthday. Oh.
I'm sure they took care of it. Fifty four years
at wall It's amazing. What a lady, What a gal.
Wait to gold girl, Way to go.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Well, how much do you love commercial free classic rock? Well,
every weekday while you work, we give you two chances
to tune in to NonStop classic rock while you work.
We do it for eleven am with Debbie and then
we do it again with Jeff K right before four o'clock.
And this week, JEFFK wraps up his hour of NonStop
music with tickets to see your Texas Rangers at Globelife

(01:00:11):
Field Plus and a Dallas Garcia replicap post season Jersey.
You'll open up the lone Star ticket window around four
forty five this afternoon, so tune in the Lone Star
ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Dallas Howard's five lone Star ninety two to five. Is
it the first fight scene of Deadpool Wolverine? Does that
have that song in the back Rod? Yes, that's the
very first one where he's killing all the soldiers with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
The skeleton of Wolverine. Yeah, the steel skeleton of Wolverin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay, I gotta see this. I don't want to spoil it,
but no, it's it's it's worth wor so good for sure.
I finally watched Furiosa last night. I thought it was badass.
I haven't seen that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I love Aya Taylor joy Man. She's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Whoo she did a killer jaw. I just I really
love the Mad Max movies. Man Fury Road was great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
How is Hemsworth?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
He was killer? You couldn't even hardly tell it was him.
And that's a real compliment to an actor, like, yeah,
if you forget that that's that famous actor and you're
just looking at the character, you know they're kicking ass.
As long as you don't say, oh, that's thor No, no,
I can't watch the movie now, there you go. You
can't tell. Okay, let's talk some time waste, just hand
what you got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. So there's a collection of relaxing mixes of
John Lennon's Mind Games. It's gonna be released as an
album on October eleventh. It's called mind Games the Meditation Mixes.
It features nine versions of the track produced by Sean Lennon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Now, wait a minute, you can't listen to the song
nine times and expect to get all really well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
They're different rendition of the songs. They were originally done
for the Relaxation and Consciousness expanding phone app Luminati earlier
this year. We have the trailer up put on our page.
The whole official post about mind Games the Meditation Mixes
with a sample of one of the songs. Oh yeah,

(01:02:19):
So if you want to see if you can relax
to it or.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Not, I'll go see if. I'll go to the website
and see if I can relax. If not, then I'll
fall asleep some of the time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I'm sure around eleven thirty it's naptime. You'll be honestly
without this. Hey and other Beatles related news. Three new
Beatles related documentaries are going to have their world premieres
in September and October, and Southern rock icons van Zant
consisting of brothers Donnie van Zant, who co founded thirty
eight Special and Johnny van Zant, the current frontman for

(01:02:49):
Leonard skinnerd Well. They've reunited and returned to the studio
for their first new song in nearly twenty years. And
it's a Christian song, a Christian It's called Jesus Christ.
And we've got Jesus Christ up on our web page.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Jesus Christ is on our web page.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Song Jesus, Jesus Christ is everywhere, Just so you know, Hey,
there's a new Skunk Baxter interview in Ultimate Classic Rock
where he talks about touring with Steely Dan and how
Steely Dan never wanted to tour, but how the tours
were so much fun. Also, he talks about Steven Tyler
and so much more. We have that interview up plus
an updated version of My Old School that he's recorded

(01:03:31):
a song that apparently he first presented to Steven Tyler
because he wanted Stephen Tyler to sing it, and Stephen
Tyler was the one that told him, no, you should
do it. Yeah, So the movie trailer is out for
the new Saturday Night Live movie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yes, those people really look like the cast, Bly Dan
Ackroyd and Gilda Radner. Right, it's gonna be out October eleventh.
You want to check out the trailer and not go
to the movie theater to see it, well, you can
see it on our page right now if you want
to check it out. And finally, bo with college football
right around the courier, buddy, We've got some TikTok videos

(01:04:07):
from at Sloppy Joe's our Deli one. This guy combines
his love of college football with people who fall or
get slammed by animals or who slam into glass doors.
Have you seen this guy's TikTok videos? No, He always
ends the video saying things like big gas glassdoor, University

(01:04:28):
of North Carolina, go tar heelsdor. Check out the videos
on the Bow and Them show page at lone Star
ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh you know, oh like good Night Live too, baby,
It's just that we don't have one during the week No,
because we wake up so early. We have to wait
until the weekend, which will start tomorrow. By the way,
we have the morning life, yes, which isn't very exciting. No,
and it's kind of busy, you know when you prepare

(01:05:00):
show like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
But it's a laugh a minute, yeah, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Goodness a couple of minutes. Go buys. Kind of what
the hell are they talking about? Anyway? Tomorrow is Friday,
is Elvis death Day. I'll pull some Elvis croaked bits
out of the old toy box for you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I pulled out Elvis from behind the scenes and dusted them.
Oh yeah, put him right behind you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
He's right behind me. Yeah, I got high five him
if he was wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I'll bring some Elvis candles tomorrow. Elvis candle, Yeah, kind
of like the Virgin Mary candle. Oh, bring me some
white cotton panty candles.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's what Elvis like. Girls too, Colonel, go buy me
some white cotton panties. Let me sniffle. Oh well they're
new new everybody have said you then that would have
been gross, but it would cost more. I would help,

(01:05:59):
so ho tour. I think I'd be getting ripped off. Oh,
women making money hand over fists, selling them water pain.
Thank god for only fans to you guys here. Yes,
she was selling her youth panties. And saying they were
coming from Halle Barry until somebody busted her on it.

(01:06:20):
It was a pretty smart move on her, and that
was funnier than hell. If we ever talked to her again,
remind me to bring that absolutely. Let the buyer beware.
I better see some skid marks. Okay, I took it
to that level. Good thing. The show is over for now.

(01:06:42):
Tomorrow is Friday, but up next is our after show
decompression second where we'll talk about white cotton pantish if
you want, I don't care up to y'all something, we'll
talk about something, talk.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
About our adventure yesterday and eagles. Oh yeah, I didn't
get to go, but learn how to shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
We're gonna have to call you Anna Oakley.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah, yeah, I love the safety instruction. Oh yeah, it's like,
if you do this, you could die. If you do this,
you could die. If you could do this or kill somebody,
don't point it in nobody. Yeah, I always make sure it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Okay. So join us for our after show decompression session.
But make sure you join us tomorrow because it's Friday,
and you know how early the wheels come off on
this show on Friday, and your.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Last chance to win those Sammy Haygar tickets tomorrow morning
at seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
That's right, say