The Bo and Them Full Show - Oct 8, 2024 (Ep 1238) TBox: Brian Johnson, Billy C Wurtz. An installment of "Folks in your Neighborhood"

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
As for not.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Stephen West was returning from outer space, but something terrible
had happened.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We've got to find him.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Stephen West had turned into the Incredible Melting.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Manna Morell longer.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Seems to get stronger to melt.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
The Incredible Melting Man is the first new horror creature.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Come prepare, you are getting smaller. There's no medical precedent

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for what's happened to you. I simply know that you're
getting smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
This is Awson Well speaking.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I have forty five seconds to tell you about something
I think you will remember the longest day you lived.
It's about a man named Scott Carey. A few months ago,
he was six feet two inches tall and weigh a
hundred and ninety pounds. To day, he's two inches tall
and you can hold him in the palm of your hands.
Now he lives in the world where he must fight
for his life, a world or a friendly housecat.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
He's a predatory monster.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Incredible because it's almost beyond imagining. Incredible because every hour
he gets smaller and smaller. Incredible because every moment the
error mons.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Halloween is right around the corner, which means kids are
going to be knocking on your door. We'll keep those
annoying kids from coming back next year by giving them
stuff they don't want. The Lousy Treat Store has all
the stuff that kids hate getting for Halloween.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Necho wafers, apples, toothbrushes, handfuls of pennies, bit of honey, raisins,
circus peanuts and more. Come by today and we'll throw
in a bunch of that one kind of hard candy
that's wrapped in the wrapper that looks like a strawberry. So,
if you want to keep kids from coming to your
house for Halloween, give them something they hate. Give them
something from the Lousy Treat Store. Stop by today. Not

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responsible for egg hous as well, I would think.

Speaker 9 (02:38):
So let me ask yourself, yes, sir, what other morning
show in the Halloween season would give you not only
the Incredible Melting Man, but the Incredible Shrinking Man on
the same show intro There is no money, nobody one,
nobody's twisted enough to think of that stuff except me.

Speaker 10 (02:58):
Sometimes don't remember orson Wells?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh yeah, and think about that mommy generation, who's Arson Wales?
Oh he did a radio show that panicked a lot
of people, kind of like Beau Robberts. Yes, exactly like
panic fingers. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 11 (03:17):
Bar?

Speaker 10 (03:17):
The Incredible Melting Man that was from the late seventies.
I remember, I think it might.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have been the late sixties. I can't remember what it was.

Speaker 10 (03:26):
I remember I was in I think I was a
sophomore or freshman in.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
High school when it came out, and I think the
guy had to kill people in order to slow down
the melting pro something like that.

Speaker 10 (03:36):
He went to Saturn, which is why I'll never go
to Saturn.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I ain't going to Saturn. I ain't even going past
the stratgy.

Speaker 12 (03:43):
Come on that.

Speaker 10 (03:45):
We'll leave that to Jim White, the one that likes
to go up there.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
He's the one that wants to go to Mars and live. Jimmy,
don't do it.

Speaker 10 (03:53):
Don't do it, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We need you down here. Well, today is a Toy
Box Tuesday, and I've been getting some more quest of
goodies to play. Yes, I'll have something from the Halloween
toy bots as well as we celebrate today. Yes, Ada
Lovelace Day, what No not? The sister of porn star
Linda Lovelace from Deep Throw Okay. Ada Lovelace had the

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goal of inspiring more women to work in stemfield that
means science, technology, engineering, and math. She got the ball rolling.

Speaker 10 (04:22):
Good for her.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
She didn't make porn movies like her not sister.

Speaker 10 (04:26):
I'm surprised she didn't change her name.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, this was way before Linda was blowing. Yeah, he
said that, didn't He just said that. Well, I'm just
trying to talk to you in a language you'll understand.

Speaker 10 (04:41):
Okay, it wasn't lying.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's Alvin C. York Day. He's the guy who captured
all those German prisoners in World War one and nineteen
forty one. Gary Cooper played York and Sergeant York. The
film fared well at the box office, and Gary Cooper
won an Academy Award for the ro It's international Face
Your Fears Day. I don't have many fears, but stop

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asking me if I'll go parachuting with you, because I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 10 (05:08):
See, there's a fear you're afraid of heights.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm not jumping out a perfectly good running airplane for
your comedic pleasure.

Speaker 10 (05:16):
So that's your biggest fear or fear of heights. Eh.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't have many fears, but that's one of them. Yeah,
oh yeah, and no hot air balloons for you either.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
Hell no, it's it's high up.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, it's high up. Come on, all right. So it's
also National Hero Day, dedicated no dedicated to all the
first responsible through there for us as they respond first.
That's the job of a hero. We tell bad jokes
on this show.

Speaker 13 (05:44):
You know something else that first responders do that I
didn't know until yesterday. They take people who are getting
ready to be released over to hospice and pass away.
They take them out for their last visits to places
like the ocean.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh that's cool, and carry them.

Speaker 14 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
It is American Touch Tag Day. Just like the movie.
There's some people who take it a little more serious
than the rest of us. There are people who play
at twenty four to seven and they play it around
the world just so they can touch their victim and
say tag.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
You're it.

Speaker 10 (06:12):
Grow out people.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
There's a movie about that. National Salmon Day. I only
like salmon when it's cooked. I can't deal with locks.
I'd rather eat an actual lock than locks. I want
to go salmon fishing someday. Really bad National fluffer nutter Day,
Oh young. It's basically a sandwich consisting of peanut butter
and marshmallow fluff or a cream that is usually served

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on white bread.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
And if you want white bread, you came to the
right show. And it's also International Lesbian Day. Hey, what
you rub up against is your business. But this means
we're gonna have to play the song about the lesbian
truck driver from the planet Venus here like.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Okay, okay, we'll do that's a good one from the
toy box.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yes, often requested, so that's why I'm gonna do it.
And and I lets me a bit all right, time
to do our morning stretch.

Speaker 10 (07:05):
Oh and don't forget seven fifty. We have those Jeff
Lynn Elo tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, and we're going to be playing fraction flickers. Also,
we got more tickets to the State Player of Texas
at eight forty for you and your whole fam. Damno,
So I need another stretch quick, come on with it.
So we got sports of all sorts coming up, and
are really bizarre, freaking fool of file. But I would
be disappointed if all of them weren't bizarre.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, here we go.

Speaker 15 (07:34):
Well, maybe if you explain what the emergency was, we'd
have a little more urgency.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
And yeah, is it a real emergency? Fake emergency?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You just lost your keys or did you wreck your car? Yeah,
we need to know these things again, I'm overthinking it.

Speaker 10 (07:55):
Hey, it's six thirty times very Sports of All, brought
to you by the Will Hedlaw. For injury lawyers, go
to will highwins dot com.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Okay. Dallas Cowboys played late on Sunday Night football to
secure a twenty to seventeen victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Tweet.
The Cowboys and the Steelers were due to kick off
at seven twenty that was our time, but severe weather
conditions forced officials to push the start time to eight
forty five that the action could begin. This delay meant

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that the game actually ran into the early hours of
Monday morning, Pennsylvania time, allowing Dak Prescott to record a
rare NFL feat. He threw two touchdown passes, one before
and one after midnight. That means he now holds the
rare distinction of throwing NFL touchdown on two consecutive days.

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That is so cool. I mean, it's a record that
may not be broken since in the modern era of
the NFL, no team has ever played a back to
back game, they always rest for a little while. I
just not earthshaking. I just thought it was kind of clever.
All we know, Dak signed a four year contract worth

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two hundred and forty million that averages out at sixty
million per year over the course of the deal, making
his annual earnings the highest in NFL history. He surpasses
Bengals Joe Burrow, Jackguars Trevor Lawrence and Packers Jordan Love,
all of whom received a Measley fifty five millions. Oh yeah,

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how are they gonna survive? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
Well, Kansas City is still unbeaten, sorry Bo. The Kansas
City Chiefs improved a five and zero with a comfortable
twenty six to thirteen victory over the New Orleans Saints
on Monday Night Football last night, with Derek Carside dropping
to two and three with no Rashi Rice or Hollywood Brown,
Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City offense still got whatever

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they wanted against a Saints offense that just didn't show
up last night. And Taylor Swift was at the game,
Oh of course you was. And former Dallas Cowboy quarterback
Troy I eight been kind of stepped in it because
during the game a second quarter played by Chief star
Travis Kelcey against the Saints, while ESPN camera showed Taylor
Swift celebrating, Troy Aikman goes, well, the missus likes it.

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They're like, oh wait, well they're not married.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
They're not married, But those jokes you can expect more
of them.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
Oh yeah, absolutely. Kansas City Chiefs will now rest up
for their Week six by before a Super Bowl rematch
versus the San Francisco forty nine Ers in Week seven,
while the New Orleans Saints are in danger of losing
four straight after a hot start. New Orleans will host
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sunday at noon. And you know,
Tampa Bay had to leave Florida because they're in the

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path of Hurricane Milton.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 13 (10:44):
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are also planning to relocate to
the New Orleans area to prepare for Sunday's game against
the Saints, with Hurricane Milton expected to make landfall there
along Florida's west coast.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
We sure hope everyone's going to be all right. That
means it'll travel probably to New Orleans, all right. And man,
they've had enough grief man.

Speaker 13 (11:03):
The Bucks intend to travel today and spend the rest
of the week in Louisiana instead of practicing at the
usual team's training facility in Tampa. Milton's strengthen, did you
a Cat five hurricane over the Gulf of Mexico. It
could make landfill in the Tampa area tomorrow. This is serious,
you guys. A five is serious, and five in a while, Yeah, yeah,
it's skits. One hundred plus mile an hour wins easily.

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NHL's Tampa Bay Lightning canceled last night's scheduled preseason finale
against the Nashville Predators. The game initially was rescheduled from
September twenty seventh due to Hurricane hallen Jee.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Come on, mother Rajer right. The NBA's Orlando Magic around
the road this week, playing at New Orleans last night
and San Antonio tomorrow night. And then there's Cleveland Browns
quarterback Deshaun Watson. He's having a terrible, horrible, no good,
very bad season with getting sacks twenty six times and
one hundred and fifty four yards lost. He's on pace

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to break two ugly NFL records. If he keeps this up,
he'll end the season with eighty eight sacks, which would
break the record set by David Carr, who played for
the expanding Texans in two thousand and two. Now, of course,
he's the Saints quarterback and got hammered last night. He
was sacked only seventy six times that year in two
thousand and two. Watson is also on pace to lose

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five hundred and twenty four yards on sacks, which would
break the record of four hundred and eighty nine yards
set by Randall Cunningham in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
Damn, that's a record you don't want.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Remember, Randall Cunningham was a cowboy for a couple of minutes,
So I don't know.

Speaker 10 (12:42):
Backup, wasn't he there?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
It is? Yes, it is.

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Both Vanderbilt and Arkansas have been hammered with large fines
from the Southeastern Conference as punishment for the fans rushing
the field after victories over the weekend. We talked about
this yesterday when it came to Vanderbilt and that gold
post that they tore down and trial three miles with
three mile. Arkansas has been ordered to pay two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars after fans ran onto the field

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after they defeated number four Tennessee nineteen to fourteen, and
future infractions will see that fine double ooh. As a
first time offender, Vanderbilt got off with just a one
hundred thousand dollars fine after knocking off number one Alabama
forty to thirty five. I think that some people that
hate Alabama will probably pitch in to pay for that fine.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hey man, y'all go ahead, I'll pay it for you.
I've got billions of dollars.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Fines are to be made payable to the opposing.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
School of Oh, that would make it even worse. Wow,
And look at this.

Speaker 13 (13:38):
The Dallas mass played a preseason game last night at
the Double AC. They lost to the Memphis Grizzlies, but
it was close. Memphis took us down one twenty one
to one sixteen last night. It's only a warm up
for the regular season, which officially starts on the twenty
fourth of this month, up against San Antonio. Dallas has
two more preseason games to warm up with. They got
the Jazz, they got the Clippers and the Bucks. Before

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the game start to count for real.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, when they start counting, then they start counting. Yes,
Indy car will return here in twenty twenty six with
a street race in Arlington in a joint venture between
the Dallas Cowboys, the official events partner of the Texas Rangers.
They're also in on it. The IndyCar Arlington Grand Prix
will be held March of twenty twenty six on a

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two point seven to three mile circuit that will feature
at and T Stadium. You'll go right by Jerry World
where the Cowboys play, and Globe Life Field where the
Rangers play. The course will weave through Arlington's Core Sports
at Entertainment District. Additional details on the event will be
announced this morning in a ceremony that will include Indy
Car owner Roger Penske, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is going

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to be there, Rangers Chief operating Officer Neil Leebman, two
time Indy five hundred winners Joseph Newgarden, and Major League
Baseball Hall of Famer Puge Rodriguez. The event in Arlington
will get Indy Car back into Texas after Texas Motor
Speedway dropped it off their schedule this year. We're talking
with mister Faber about that.

Speaker 10 (15:07):
Yeah, yeah, but I guess they dropped the ball there.
I'm not sure what happened, but they couldn't sign a
contact with them.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
They couldn't come up with an agreement. I want this,
Well you can't have that. I want this, you can't.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
But at least at Texas Motor Speedway, it doesn't affect
traffic because you know, when this comes to town and Arlington,
you can have all sorts of crazy street closures and
it's not.

Speaker 13 (15:27):
Just one place, all over the wines, all around that neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well, yesterday we had one of these which involved a
former Arrangers player. Now it's a Stars player. Here we
go again today. Who's not playing the American way? Who's
keeping his eye on the balls down? All right? Former

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Dallas Stars player Mike Ribero pleaded guilty to decent assault
in a case that involved three women in East Texas
in twoenty twenty one. The former hockey player was originally
accused of sexually assaulting two of the women on the
boat and trying to assault a third woman on a
jet ski on Lake Cypress and Franklin County, which is

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about one hundred miles east of Dallas. He stood trial
in February and was acquitted on the two sexual assault charges,
but jurors could not reach a verdict on the third
attempt at sexual assault charge. So yesterday, just before Rivero's
second trial was expected to begin, he accepted a plea deal.
His guilty plea means he has admitted to touching the
victim's breasts and ganitals without her consent, but he didn't

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go any further than that. He was given credit for
the day he spent in jail in order to pay
a four thousand dollars fine plus court costs. Just so
you'll know, he played for the Stars from two thousand
and six to twenty twelve and wore jersey number sixty three.
Story Yes, it is about restored. The freaking pool file

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is next Dallas Forwar's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Geddy Lee of Rush has donated over six hundred baseballs
autographed by black stars, including Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, and
Josh Gibson to the Negro League Baseball Museum in Kansas City, Missouri.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Did you see what one of them posted? One of
the people with the United Negro League posted he said,
I was never a Rush fan, but I am.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Now there you go, Okay, I'm gonna pull something out
of the toy box that I think you're gonna like.
But now it's time for the freaking fool file. Now
this story actually happened a couple of years ago, but
I just now found it and thought you should hear it.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
A twelve year old boy from Indonesia's South sam Maatra
province made international news headlines because of his name.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I thought you'd never ask. His father named him A
B C D E F G hi JK.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
No, he did not.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, that that's his first and middle name. Yes, you
heard me correctly. Someone actually named their son after the
first eleven letters of the English alphabet. The bizarre discovery
was made accidentally when the twelve year old boy took
part in a vaccination drive. Health workers originally thought it
was a joke when they saw it in the appointment list,

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but their smiles turned to utter disbelief when they saw
the same name A B C D E, F G
h I JK on his official ID.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
Bet, how do you even pronounce that?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well? The junior high student said that in the beginning,
he was laughed at and even bullied because of his
unusual name. You think, but in time, he had grown
to be proud of it still right now, he goes
by a d e F or a deaf. That's his
name because it's easier to remember and pronounce the rapper
name something ye yeah mc A dif. The boy's father

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told reporters that he was an avid crossword puzzle fan
and had dreamed of becoming a writer. He apparently loved
the alphabet so much that he said he was prepared
to name his second child n O p q R
sk uv stop and his third child x y z oh.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Listen, man, somebody needs to beat daddy with a big stick. Yeah. Yeah,
no more reproducing. No no, no, no, no no no no okay.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
Here's a story out of the UK. A UK woman
was left confused and shaken after a stranger broke into
her house, rearranged her furniture and other items, emptied the
trash bins, and even cooked a meal for himself. Thirty
six year old Damien Wadg Nilwitz admitted in court that
he entered the woman's home in Montmaster, Wales without permission

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while she was away at work. Upon her return, she
found several items out of place and noticed a few
household chores had been taken care of. She discovered her
laundry was hung out to dry. He refilled the bird feeders,
clean floors, groceries were put away, the recycling bins were emptied,
and a note written by mister Damien wadinill's wits, which read,

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don't worry, be happy, eat up and scratch scratch.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I don't know where the scratch park.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
I guess if you have an itch. The unnamed woman
also found that the guy had slug down a bottle
of her wine. Damien was later arrested for another burglary.
In that instance, he washed his clothes and ate those
people's food as well. He pleaded to two counts of
burglary and was sentenced to twenty two months in prison.
Hey cleaned her house for her? Yeah yeah, they knock

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off some of that sentence.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh nice, him break in my house and clean it up.
I'll even leave the door un lock for it, so
I know you're coming.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
A forty four year old married woman sparked controversy over
in Thailand after allegedly posting a job ad seeking a
quote presentable and educated woman to fill the position of
mistress for her husband.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Excuse me, yeah.

Speaker 13 (21:06):
Apparently she doesn't want to do all those wifely things
that wives are expected to do. I guess the woman
recently said that she hasn't been sleeping with her husband
for a while, makes her feel like a bad wife.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, I think that does make you a bad wife.
It makes you a bad wife. Divorce can be good sometimes,
you guys.

Speaker 13 (21:23):
So to make up for it, she's looking to hire
a mistress for him, one that can please him physically,
but also have a pleasant personality, good communication skills, and
doesn't look half bad. The ad offered the region's minimum
wage for the job, which is four hundred and fifty bucks,
plus free meals and accommodations in the family home.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Ooh, how exciting, How very unawkward at all?

Speaker 13 (21:45):
Yeah, sitting there between two married people. As outrageous as
the offer might seem to some, the Taie women said
that she has already shortlisted two candidates for the job,
and last week a British tabloid called Mirror reported that
a woman's husband was surprised when he saw the video
job ad circulating online last month. He wasn't opposed to

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his wife's idea.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean, hey, why not? Of course not? Or maybe
you could just go find somebody new, dude.

Speaker 16 (22:13):
Yea.

Speaker 13 (22:14):
In the video, wife guarantees to potential candidates that there
will be no fights between us, There'll be no awkward
energy in the kitchen. No, and adding that she has
a problem with her husband sleeping with or spending time
with someone else. She has no problem with.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
That at all.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
Well, no, the lady can help her with the housework
and the cooking and stuff. She's like, bring it.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
On when he gets through banking. My husband, could you
come in here and do the dishes for me?

Speaker 10 (22:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Ye Okay, this one made me laugh. You're gonna like
this one. A metal detector enthusiast needed the assistance of
the emergency services after digging a twelve foot hole after
his metal detector started to give a huge reading indicating
that he could be standing on a vast fortune of treasure. Okay, However,

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would appear that this guy suffered a morale failure after
realizing twelve feet into the hole that his trustee metal
detector was in fact picking up the metal in his
steel toed boot hooks and digging and digging.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
Serves him right.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
In fact, he spent the better part of eighteen hours
digging the hole until he realized both sat off alarm
on the metal detector and not a fortune in gold.
By that time, he was so deep in the hole
that he couldn't get out. That got he at his
cell phone with him. He called emergency services to come

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get him out. This guy is recommending that everyone who
owns a metal detector because they like hunting for treasure
either stops looking for buried treasure or instead of wearing
steel toad boots, wear slippers or other suitable footwear that
doesn't have metal.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
Yeah, pickbe dude. You can continue searching on you your want,
just don't wear steel toad boot.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Don't you know when his friends found out, they rode
his I hope they do and he would have it coming.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Oh absolutely, Well, here's one show I'd love to go to,
Jeff Lynn's el O coming to the American Airline Center
in Dallas Friday, October eighteenth. That's a week from this Friday,
and we have your tickets coming up around seven fifty.
Bow has a very fun way for you to win.
So just keep listening to the Bow and Them show
on Dallas Fort Words Class Grock lone Star ninety two

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to five.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Kay Good Dold lone Star ninety two five coming up.
We got those tickets to see Jeff Lynn's E l
O at the American Airline Center. That'll be a week
from Friday, isn't it right?

Speaker 12 (24:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
These shows just keep creeping up on them, they do.
We forget about them when we talk about them, and
then whoa gee, it's already time.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
It's like when they first announced the tour, then we
give away tickets and then we kind of forget about it,
and then it just creeps up on us.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, here it is a week from Friday.

Speaker 13 (24:57):
And it looks like it's going to be the last
time it's called the over and hour. You think that's
what it means.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
When they need money again.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
They'll have another show when they get the Missmeal cramps. Now,
because I hope you're right. Yeah. By the way, tomorrow
is Ask This Stuff Day. Don't you have a question
you want us to answer? Call the Ask of Stuff
Hotline two and four eight six six eighty six hundred
and yes, we'll play Choose your News for those aforementioned
tickets to see jeff Lynn's ELO. And there's still a

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Halloween theme because I'm doing one every Wednesday during October.

Speaker 10 (25:28):
I love October.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, uh, you know here we get some really bizarre
calls sometimes and sometimes when I'm quick on the button,
I can record these. So it's time for another episode
of Who are the people in your neighborhood?

Speaker 10 (25:47):
Who are the.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
People in your neighborhood?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
In your neighborhood, in your neighborhood?

Speaker 10 (25:53):
Say who are the people in your neighborhood?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
The people that you.

Speaker 10 (25:58):
Meet each Day's.

Speaker 14 (26:01):
In the basement, mixing up the medicine. I'm on the pavement,
think about the government. The man in the trench coat
dot down, laid off, says he got a bad call,
wants to get paid off. Look out, kids, something you
did God knows when, but you're doing it again. You
better jump down anyway, looking for a new friend. A
man in a coonskin cap with a big pen. What's
eleven dollars? You you only got ten?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's a special moment. Thank you Jacob for calling in.
How are the wallflowers? And then we go from that
to this boys, brace yourselves all right, yes, ma'am, yeah.

Speaker 11 (26:40):
I mean ask your question, but it's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh I've heard it all, darn and I've heard it all.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
Is my radio talking to me? And what is it
asking me?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Say that again?

Speaker 11 (26:54):
I said, is the radio talking to me? And what
is it trying to ask me? What does it want
to know?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Uh? It wants to know if you think you're crazy?

Speaker 11 (27:08):
No, I know I'm not crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Okay. But then again, now you have radios that are
talking to you, and you're calling a couple of smart
asses like Jimmy and me to ask us if we
think the radio is talking to you? Now, what does
that look like to us?

Speaker 11 (27:27):
It looks like I'm crazy? Don't up, But I'm not.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's saying you are. But do you really Wait a minute.

Speaker 11 (27:37):
Only two stations, only your station and another station I
won't mention the name.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Wait a minute. So you think that our radio is
speaking directly to you?

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
In what way?

Speaker 11 (27:49):
I'm not sure. It's kind of moody, Like one minute,
it loves me and it's asking me to marry it,
and then the.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Next day the radio station is asking you to marry it.

Speaker 11 (28:06):
Know the music the song, So the songs.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Are asking you to marry it.

Speaker 11 (28:12):
Right, But then they get mad at me sometimes and
they're really moody.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
The songs get mad at you? Right? How many times
did you watch Brave Little Toaster one? How many times
did you eat paint chips?

Speaker 11 (28:25):
A few? A few? It was accident though, Oh I
see they chipped off. Well, I'm glad to know. I'm
just crazy. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You're just crazy. Enjoy it and crazy, just like all
of us.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
That's right, killer Bye.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
She didn't like her picking up vibes. The radio wants
to marry her, you know who? That reminds me of.
Don't you?

Speaker 17 (28:58):
Can I ask you a questions? I'm serious? Can you
zone in on us? It's just like, uh, every time
I do stuffs in it, I don't know. Maybe I
don't know you got zone in on us because I mean,
this is the radio and I'll be doing stuff and
then I'll stop for a minute because you know, we
got all these amplifiers and stuff, and I'll stop from it.
It'll be like y'all waiting for me to move and

(29:19):
that movie I'll start laughing. I'm serious when we get
to say, like direc TV is all at seven working
on the house over at David Mows and I know
he does all the music freaking lights for all these
rock and roll people. Whatever, you gonna call. But anyway,
I just had I had to personally ask that because
it's like everyone I pick up this guitar step and
I'm listening right on. I'm like, all right, you damn it,
turn you off and on, you know, and wait keep

(29:41):
come on, and maybe it's just me, I don't know tripping,
but I just want to call it check. I just
programmed you into my phone actually, and I want to
make sure it works.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Stop good lord. If somebody punched a hole in a
rubber that didn't need all that look Dallas host Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Brian Johnson of
ac DC turned seventy seven over the weekend. I think

(30:13):
his birthday was on Saturday.

Speaker 10 (30:14):
He still looks good though, because some of them looked
like the Grim Reaper need to but he looks good,
just like Sammy Hagar looks great.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I know, you know, what's Sammy going to be? Seventy seven?
Seventy seven, same age as Brian Johnson. Well, we had
Brian Johnson on the show one time. In fact, that's
the only time we've had him on so far. But
he was talking about when he had to take bond
Scott's place because that was a big boulder on the shoulder. Well,

(30:43):
here's what happened. Did you feel like you had some
big shoes to fill when you took over in nineteen
eighty for months?

Speaker 12 (30:48):
Even bigger? Yeah, bigger than that. And I knew it.
And fortunately the boys, you know, were had to go
and do an album immediately because of the and was
you know, wasn't much money in the band because they
spent a lot of it on the last album, and
they had to get in the album quit me to,
you know, to get an album out and to go

(31:09):
on the two. And so it was such a whirlwind
thing the album, nobody had time to think about it.
And it wasn't until afterward finished the album and I
got back home sitting in the house and just wondering
what had just happened to me in the last seven weeks,
because that's how quick it was that I suddenly realized
and I said, what there do I think I'm doing?

(31:30):
You know, I think I'm going to take this guy's place.
He's a bloody legend and there and it was great
because the boys, you know, one by one just put
their arm rounders and said before the first gig which
was in Belgium, and it was and then they just
put their arms rounders and just said listen, mit, you
just go on and do what you got to do.
And it was just a lovely moment and it just

(31:51):
gave me so much confidence. And I walked out on
that stage and there it was about six thousand kids
and I think every other one had placard with Bond
Scott r I p and right at the front it
was the biggest one of all and it just said
good luck, Brian, and there was a big lump in
me throat. You know, I just went, Wow, what kind

(32:13):
of fans are these? These guys are just the greatest.
You know. Then you that the job I had was
going to be a toughie that night. And I remember
just starting and I cannot remember one second of that gig. Wow,
I'm telling you, from the minute that first thing started,
I was looking and I still get choked over without

(32:34):
it and uh and just flying through and before I knew,
and I was in the dressing room and this crowd
was shouting for more, and the guys pushed me on
by myself.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Wow, And the rest is rock and roll history.

Speaker 12 (32:47):
Yes, it is my son, and quite a night.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I like to hang out with you sometimes.

Speaker 12 (32:52):
Come on, I'm still drinking beer.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Fit right in with all these radio people then, won't you.

Speaker 12 (33:00):
Yes, sir Bob, I love it. Come on, bring him on.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Brian Johnson of a c DC. Good to talk to you,
Brian Stealee.

Speaker 12 (33:06):
Thanks very much. Son.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
See I was toodle pips for now.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
And when did he adopt you? Because he kept calling
you my son, my son, my son.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Listen, he calls everybody that. Anytime he's with somebody, he
calls him miss son, even if just to.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Hedge his bets, even if they're older than he is,
He's still called my son, tootle pips for nowotle pips.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
And if you'll remember, we pointed this out a couple
of months ago, Brian Johnson Before the day, the day
he was going to audition to sing a C D
C be the lead singer, he was in a vacuum
cleaner commercial. Oh yes, he was in a vacuum cleaner commercial.

(33:51):
And here it is.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
It's a beautiful mover. Then you come back to all
the beats.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
It also leaves.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
It also sweeps to the.

Speaker 17 (34:07):
Right to the.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Checking a bag as easy A B. C.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
Yeah, that is the.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Sung by Brian Johnson of A C D. Now I
want to buy a hoover, I do too, gon'e Storr
ninety two five. I guess some of the Beatles got
a little royalty check from then I was again or
the estate of whoever you just wondered. Okay, coming up,

(34:45):
we're gonna give away those E l O tickets and
we're going to do fraction flickers, which we sometimes do
on Monday when there's not a Cowboy game or the
Cowboys lose and they don't do it. So we'll be
doing that to my or we'll be doing that today,
and of course choose your news tomorrow. Also tomorrow is
Asking Stuff today, So if you've got a question, call

(35:07):
the Asking Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. You know who else has a birthday today?
Who turning forty four? Nick Cannon? Forty four is about
the number he's going for for baby.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
Yes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
In fact, here he is right now.

Speaker 16 (35:25):
Is Nick Cannon need a place where you can find
everything you need for your several children? Then come on
down to Nick Cannon's Cheaper by the dozen Babies all
rush where you can buy.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Twelve onesies and get one free.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Strollers. Yep, I've got them. Buy twelve strollers, get.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
One stroller free.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Baby formula.

Speaker 16 (35:46):
There's no shortage here, and you can buy fifty cases
of baby.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Formula and get one free.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
What kind of loser only has one child?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Is that even possible?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Nick Cannon?

Speaker 16 (35:59):
Is cheaper by the babies are rush, Stop by and
shop for your countless children today.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
Your countless children to Yeah, he's got twelve with six
baby mamas.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Six baby mamas. Yeah, wow, so he's averaging two per
baby mama exactly pretty much. That's a fertile man, Yes
it is. That's a not very careful man, is what that?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Amen?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Hello? Bo on them show?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Hey boat Monday Ron?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
What's going on? What's up there on Monday?

Speaker 11 (36:26):
Ron?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's Tuesday? What you out of place for?

Speaker 11 (36:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Just out of place all the time. Yes, sometimes it
feels like we're in another dimension.

Speaker 12 (36:37):
Hey, I got a request box Tuesday?

Speaker 8 (36:40):
What you got?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
What you got? Well, you know, since the fair is
going on, I'd like to hear Old Lufa six talking
about coupon's for this and coupons for that. Why is
that bitch still asked for. It's stupid as hell. That's
why I don't know what I had for it every year. Okay,
I'll do it for you, just because you asked. Calling

(37:01):
all the way from Monday, Texas. Glorious Monday. Oh that's right, glorious,
glorious Monday, Texas. We're keeping Monday beautiful. Well, keep on
keeping on, all right, we'll talk to you later. Thank
You don't really have to play this, yes you do.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
It's there, right, This is the only time fair this year.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm gonna play it, though, so don't it this for
it again? All right?

Speaker 11 (37:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Check this out there, check this out.

Speaker 10 (37:29):
I'm going on my jail and all I'm a run.
Dmc k's coming the level T shirt. Maybe you can't
turn that down.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Come on, you can't turn it.

Speaker 12 (37:36):
I just can't do it.

Speaker 18 (37:38):
I school you, dol the line difuse Hell, how about
how about a.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
F on my sister for a book of photed in?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
How about that? She just gotta praise this all man,
She looks good.

Speaker 19 (37:47):
She be better than everything.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
Can't can't say look at home. You ain't playing fat
with me, man, looks look at.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
This ain't fat.

Speaker 19 (37:55):
I'm telling you, right, now this ain't fat.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Ain't could see that's the problem right there.

Speaker 19 (38:05):
We oh noever, but if that time a year I
have to stay, faul Texas has once again yea a
time you can lie and eaven act the food.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
It's such a big deal.

Speaker 10 (38:14):
They even let you out of school.

Speaker 19 (38:15):
But you're better relive.

Speaker 12 (38:16):
Before you go.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Missus rufus gonna wrap something.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
You need to know.

Speaker 19 (38:20):
It don't matter how much the money you got, because
if you ain't got.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
The coupons, you can't get sprished.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
You need coupons for this and coupons for that. Better
high four or.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Five dozen up in your hat. Your money's no good.

Speaker 19 (38:32):
It's some kind of can because you can't find nothing
without the coupons.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
You can spend your whole paycheck and still need more.

Speaker 19 (38:38):
So you're trying to find some from the year before,
but you threw them away cause you didn't think you
need them.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
So if you bring your kids, don't expect to feed them.

Speaker 19 (38:46):
To me, the whole thing seems down right funny, because
I don't know no one who don't want money.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
But when you leave the fair and your door is gone,
you can't pay your bills with left over coupons. It's
gupons for this and coupons for that.

Speaker 19 (38:59):
It don't eat Banta if your wat's fast this year, Amoga,
we'll Ownlytosa pond.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
The one who's got a whole book affair coupon.

Speaker 19 (39:07):
See, I got half a book left where the Belgian
waffles at mane what a Belgium?

Speaker 10 (39:11):
Same momy, little man. You run it right right Yet
I got enough.

Speaker 19 (39:16):
For the Texas stain of Conan Dobbins say, say hold.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
On the wait.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
This public service message has been brought to you by
Touch Texas Organization of United Coupon Holders. It gets stupider
every year I play. I love it every year I play.
All right, Elo tickets next on the ball of them show. See.
That's that's all I ask from any of you listening

(39:44):
is patience, a lot a lot of patients. Something funny
will happen sooner or later. I promise you it's gonna happen.
All right, let's give away those Jeff Lynn's Elo tickets
coming to the American Airline Center all week from Friday.
And as you can tell, we're gonna play fractioned the
Flickers yay. And this I'll just tell you right now.

(40:05):
This is an old movie and it's not a horror
science fiction. I'll get to those later, Okay, I mean
it's only what the eighth of October I got many
more days?

Speaker 10 (40:14):
Do you have a hint for us right off the bat?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Well, yeah, it's about a real person.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Oh about a real person?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (40:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine two five? Tell me the name of this movie.
You had your thumb sticking straight up in the air
just like that. Oh yeah, that gives me bounce?

Speaker 12 (40:43):
Oh it gives you balance?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
And fire?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
How they won't get me?

Speaker 12 (40:51):
I'll go back in them heals.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
You ain't even put hands on your trail in forty
in a matter of how food.

Speaker 18 (40:55):
Back you go?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Then they better not kitch up with me or they'll
be a wish.

Speaker 17 (41:00):
And I hadn't take over only noncom left.

Speaker 12 (41:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
You keep under cover?

Speaker 10 (41:12):
Oh you throw me off?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well is stomp?

Speaker 10 (41:16):
You threw me off with the music?

Speaker 8 (41:18):
I know?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Give me that old time religious How about this one?

Speaker 10 (41:24):
Both?

Speaker 11 (41:24):
Is that?

Speaker 20 (41:24):
It?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
No?

Speaker 11 (41:26):
No, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It is a war movie. As you can tell war.
It is a orm right track Anna, As a.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Matter of fact, I mentioned it this morning on the
first break.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh you did, I sure did good? Two and four
or eight one seven, seventy seven, one nine, tive. Let's
go on them show tell them what movie that was?
That was or Charger because today is Alvin C. York Day.

Speaker 10 (41:54):
You did mention that? And Gary Cooper played Sergeant.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
York in them films, Sergeant York and he won an
oscar for my See, I knew somebody would pay.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
I thought him as a Yankee doodle dandy movie because
of the music that kind of started out there.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, who is this?

Speaker 12 (42:08):
This is Michael with our wire.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
All right, hang on, Michael, we've gotta hook you up
with tickets. We've gotta get some information from you. All right.
I appreciate my maym my mayor first call or knew
it ye, which at the time I saw it when
I was a kid, I was fascinated with how did
Capta Allam Germans did it? He was just the brave soldier? Yeah,
what was all right? More goodies from the toy box

(42:32):
coming up on the bowl and then Joe in fact
one from the Halloween toy boxes on the way.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Only twelve more days to enjoy the state Fair of Texas.
And if you want to go before the State Fair
wraps up, it's twenty four day run. You need to
be listening. Next hour, we have another family four pack
of tickets to the Great State Fair of Texas to
give away. Just be listening. Around eight forty when Bo
and I opened up the lone Star ticket window for
your chance to win. Right here on Dallas Fort Worths

(42:57):
Class Crop lone Star ninety two to five Dallas Forest
Classic Rock lone.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Star ninety two five. Hop aboard my dingy, excuse me.

Speaker 10 (43:08):
Is a little Okay, glad clarified that I go.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
If I have to explain a joke, I probably shouldn't
have done it in the first place. Here, Okay, I
promised i'd play this because it's I'm not kidding, it's
International Lesbian Day, and every time it's International Lesbian Day,
we have to play this song for you. So here
you go.

Speaker 18 (43:27):
A car rode down in Alabama, and I left me
in one awful jam, and I got.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Out on the highway to throw the ride. All of
a sudden, it was just my luck.

Speaker 18 (43:38):
I heard the airbrakes of a big old truck that
driver pulled over and around a bit of jumped inside.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Brother.

Speaker 18 (43:44):
I know I'll never forget that night with my eyes
beheld the unearthless sight of the alien critics runs down
behind the wheel, had one big eye, skin like claying,
five tentacles wave.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
When it went hi, and I had no clue as
to the gender.

Speaker 18 (44:01):
Had a voice just like the farmer's daughter, a purple
flat top like Sergeant Carter was a big and scary interplaneteer.
He chuck driving lesbian by the name of Brundah It's
smile and said, I'm willing to bet of all the
places you've beeness ain't happened yet. And I said, well,
you got that right, but it ain't no big thing.
She said, let me get this straight between us. I'm

(44:23):
a big mother trucker from the planet Venus, and I'm
down here on Earth to get some tapes off kd Lang.
And I smiled and thought, what a relief, because I'd
already gotten in touch with my grief at the thought
of being a slave on a non male oriented twenty.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
She was saying, KT is our favorite singer.

Speaker 18 (44:40):
With this jerk cut us off, and he gave her
the finger, and she reached out a tentacle and topped
off his back fender that a little redden neck jerk
had been tried to Teasus right.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
There on the spike.

Speaker 18 (44:49):
Gave up his life for Jesus when he got a
knock balling off leave against scary in the planeteer he
chuck driving lesbian buddy named Brenda. She hoped it said,
I didn't mean to be rude. Let's go get a
little earth linked food. We pulled off all the exident
a place called Darley each truck Stalk. I thought to
myself when we hit that adorable I wonder if any
Venusians had been in here before, But I forgot all

(45:11):
about it when I saw Katie's tapes in the gift shop.
When we sat down in the nearest booth. And I'm
feeling a little nervous to tell you the truth, because
Brenda kept reading the menu upside down. She said, give
me a bowler off bacon fat. But then the wait
for sprink you want greets with that? And the whole
plaze left, and I said, I'm gonna have to defend her.
This fat guy y knows I've never seen the light

(45:33):
none a scroning, but hollers, it's a star attrack danking
my bead and scary interplanetary about to be severely pissed off.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
But the named Brenda, this guy named.

Speaker 18 (45:43):
Dwayne cutting loose with a whistle of ail, Brenda in
the head with a hush bubby missile, and I stood.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Up and said, y all as a real linger at
sunch of.

Speaker 18 (45:50):
Brenda chumped up about this being of warp ten said
you want to play in games, little Earth linked men,
and proceeded to push the Chane O'Connor death Rey belt
buckle around their riches. The fact guy has centegrated sea
start Giglin. That was funny when levitated and hung there
whogland and Dwayne's hot dog.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Was reduced to a little bitty cinder and I grabbed
those takes up Katie Lagger. She leveled that Sali bar
with a big bang.

Speaker 18 (46:09):
My big and scary in a planet teary, I'll not
have been with buddy named Brenda. We got back to
the truck and just in case, put an energy force
field around the place and nobody would be stopping at
darlings and anymore, just for a little bit of choked
between us and kind of port of them right next
to the planet Venus and forced them to work as
clerks in the alternative bookstore. She looked at me and

(46:32):
with a tear in her eyes, and my mission is up,
little earthling guy. But if you get up to Venus
and stopping and see me and busy, I got old
choked up and I said ten four and jumped out
and slammed that semi door, and I could.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Hear her singing four bars if returned to Cinder, You.

Speaker 18 (46:47):
Know, brother, Every now and then I look up in
the sky and think of them tinnacles of that one
big eye and wonder about the little rednecks up there
working in that bookstore, probably just wishing to hell Dwayne
hadn't thrown that hush puppy and.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
My big and scary in a planetary drug drive. Lesbian
buddy name Britta.

Speaker 10 (47:06):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, Hey, I like the same stuff y'all do. I'm
gonna say you, by the way, I talked to Reverend
Billy the other day and he's gonna come to town
after the first of the year.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Excellent.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And he always brings his keyboard and he plays these
little goofy songs that he always plays. So I'll let
you know when the time is not wool. Sissy Houston,
the mother of the late Whitney Houston and a two
time Grammy winner, died at the age of ninety one.
While so sad she passed away yesterday morning in her
New Jersey home while under hospice care for Alzheimer's. Her

(47:42):
daughter in law, Pat Houston told the Associated Press he
was part of a well known vocal group called The
Sweet Inspirations with Doris Troy remember Her and her niece
Dedee Warwick, which is Dion Warwick's sister. The group sang
back up for a variety of soul singers, including Otis Redding,
Lou Rawls, The Drifters, and Dion Warwick. Did he Exit.

(48:05):
Houston's last performance with the Sweet Inspiration came after the
group hit the stage with Elvis Presley Baver in a
Las Vegas show in nineteen sixty nine. During that time,
the group occasionally performed live with concert dates with Aretha
Franklin opening for her Nice Yeah. Houston became an indie
band session singer and recorded more than six hundred songs

(48:27):
in multiple genres throughout her career. Her vocals can be
heard on tracks alongside a wide veri energy of artists
including Chuck Kohn Cohn, Jimmy Hendrix, Luther Van Dross, Beyonce,
Paul Simon, ROBERTA. Flack, and of course her daughter Glyn.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
I first heard this story, all I could think was
she's reunited with her daughter.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yes, yes, yes, gonna be missed. Yes, she was a
talented lady.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Very talented. Country music stars Luke Colmbs, Eric Church and
music legend James Taylor are among the headliners for a
concert that will benefit victims of Hurricane Helene in North Carolina.
The Concert for Carolina will be held October twenty six
at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, the
home of the NFL's Carolina Panthers. That's great news, but

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now Hurricane Milton is looking to bear down on Florida
and he's even stronger. Currently as a Category five by
landfall tomorrow, they're thinking it's going to be a category four.
I hope it's downgraded, because right now, at category five
it's a monster storms. Did you guys see the weather
forecaster on the news yesterday who started crying when he

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saw how quickly the hurricane had been upgraded to a
category five? He was like all choked up. It was scary. Well,
he's probably from Florida and he's worried about some of
this exactly he really is, and he's like, we can't
deny it climate change. Dude. Eric Church, Lucombs, and James
Taylor are all from North Carolina. They're headlining the show

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along with bluegrass star Billy There's strange. That's a good
name for somebody who plays a banjo.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Again, very nice gesture.

Speaker 13 (50:05):
In a recent court ruling, the doors have been open
for legal betting on US election.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
That's just sick.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
We talked about that a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
We did.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I was gonna say, guys, am I just crazy? Or
does this smell like trouble?

Speaker 10 (50:22):
Trouble kind of?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
We're in the mob, we control them. Well, here it comes.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
There's a ruling out by the Court of Appeals in
DC that open the doors to get the gambling action
going on betting on US elections. And while there could
be an appeal to higher courts to reverse it, it
looks like the case would not be heard in time
to block legal betting on Donald Trump versus Kamala Harris
or the races for US Senate and House of Representatives
next month, you'll.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Behave out that right. Then there's Hiram Walker. No, not
the brand of whiskey. He's a man that has spent
the bulk of his life in the gutter or on
the lanes. You see. He's the bowling mechanic at Oak
Hills Lanes in San Antonio. He's the most well known
man there. He bowls in several leagues every week and

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he always keeps things running smoothly. He's been the master
mechanic for fifty six years.

Speaker 10 (51:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
He first walked through the door of July sixth, nineteen
sixty eight and was asked, you like being going to
work here? And he said, I said sure, been there
ever since. But it wasn't just the payer the benefits
that kept me now eighty two year old Walker around.
There was a friendly face in the nursery that caught
his eye. His future wife, Callisto Love Stories. She started

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working in the nursery and then moved to the snap bar.
Now she just tends the bar one day a week.
She and Hiram have been married for forty two years.
Walker says he's had a good run and isn't ready
to slow down. And retire just yet. Go get him,
Get the buddy. And then there's a lady named choy
Son Huah. She's an eighty year old woman from South Korea.

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She simply shock the world by qualifying as a finalist
in the annual Miss Universe Korea competition.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
And she is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Eighty years gone.

Speaker 14 (52:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Choi, a grandmother of three who turns eighty one later
this month, never dreamed of being in the running to
represent her country in the Miss Universe beauty pageant, but
thanks to changes made to the contest selection rules, she
was able to do just that. Now. Before this year,
participants were required to be between the ages of eighteen
and twenty eight, but due to growing pressure to become

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more inclusive, Miss Universe scraped the rule, thus allowing pretty
much anyone to participate no matter how old they are.
Apart from the age band lifting, Pregnant women and women
who had children or have ever been married were also
allowed to compete. Because, when they say, it's the Miss
Universe pageant, you weren't be able to get married before.
Let's see this girl. Yes she's not bad, say fox. Now.

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Choi hopes to inspire others by showing that health and
virality can be maintained at an old age. She took
some modeling classes and practiced her walking during breaks at work.
By and by age seventy four, she was making the
debut at the Soul Fashion Week. She really is a
pretty woman, eighty two years old, eighty one, she'll be

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eighty one later this month.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
I don't know that i'd want to see her in
a bathing suit. Yes, she's a very pretty woman. I
respect it, but I'm not gonna make her do that.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
No bikini. Maybe a one piece, but no bikini. Boy,
Now it's getting creepy. Thanks, you're welcome. She fell short
of her goal representing her country in the global Miss
Universe contest in Mexico, but she gave the other contestants,
many young enough to be her granddaughters or great granddaughters.
She gave them a run for their money.

Speaker 19 (53:51):
Yes she did.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
All right, we got tickets to the state pair of
Texas coming up on the ball and them show I'm
gonna fail you full of that shame fallas Horse Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. All right, let's solve
the mystery. Who won our family four pack of tickets?
To the state pair of Texas.

Speaker 13 (54:11):
So Mendoza never won a damn thing from Lone Star. Ever,
I like that when the first time winners win something
cool like.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
Yeah, way to go, Joe Minn.

Speaker 13 (54:20):
He's been following for years. Never won a damn thing.
That's great, that's great. I almost said the word.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Like I said, even a blind chicken finds a grain
of corn.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
Everyone, we always say persistence pays off. So congratulations to
Joe Mendoza.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Have a good time, Joe. Here's a guy named Matsa
Mitsu y shokill okay, easy for you to say. He
was the last known survivor among seven hundred and seventy
crew members who man the Japanese airborne or MADA that
attacked Pearl Harbor December seventh, nineteen forty one. He died
at the age of one hundred and six. I don't

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know if I'd really want to live that long, man.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
I would definitely not. I'm tired now.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
In the almost eighty years since World War Two ended,
mister yoshikoa or however you say it intact, said he
had visited the shrine to pray for the souls of
his fellow combat veterans, including the sixty four Japanese who
died during the attack on the American base in Hawaii.
Japan lost twenty nine aircraft and five submarines. Well, you're

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shedn't a messed with it? Then? He rarely spoke publicly
about the fifteen minutes over Pearl Harbor. When he was
twenty six years old. He explained in an interview two
years ago, I'm ashamed. I'm the only one who survived
and lived such a long life.

Speaker 10 (55:39):
So he goes to pray for the Japanese victims, but
not for all those that he killed, the American victims.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah, what is wrong with that picture?

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Yeah, I'm just saying they woke a sleeping giant when
they attacked Pearl Heart exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yes. Congratulations to Ambra Kalina of Italy. The thirty seven
year year old woman has licked her way into the
Guinness Book of World Records after being officially recognized as
the female with the thickest pum.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
I saw a picture of her. It is ugly.

Speaker 20 (56:12):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
A circumference of five point four four inches that's about
as big as a ping pong ball.

Speaker 10 (56:20):
It looks like she's got something stuck in her mouth.
Not pretty?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh, I mean, how do you tuck the people at
some time?

Speaker 11 (56:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Look at oh damn girl. I wouldn't even want you
a loan for that. Looks like she's swallowing an iguana
up to the tail and the iguana is still trying
to get.

Speaker 16 (56:41):
His way down.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
It looks so nasty.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
However, the male record is held by Sashia Fenure of Belgium,
whose tongue measures six point six y nine inches thick.
Jesus that and they cann tell you to take that.
Gene Simmons, Yeah, Jeans Simmons, you may.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
Have the link, but they have the great Look a
look at it.

Speaker 18 (57:06):
There she is.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
Oh my god, doesn't it look like she's got an
appendage sticking out.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Like she's got a strawberry in her mouth. It's gross. Yes,
that's what we do. We bring the gross, stupid stories
to you so you can have them to tell your
friends later Today.

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Absolutely, hey, tickets to see the Boys this weekend are pricey,
but think of the time you could have with your family.
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Speaker 1 (57:48):
Lone Star ninety two five. Moving in mysterious ways, Well,
that's kind of what we do here in the morning.
We don't even know where we're gonna go sometime never,
but we move and wherever we end up, that's where
we were supposed to be. See, I have a way
of twisting things around that would make it deep, to
make it look like we know what we're doing the
whole time. That's your gift, that's my gift. Yes, now

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that being said, we don't always know what we're doing
the whole time, but by God, we'll fool you. Yes,
we take it till you make it all right, let's
talk some time wasters here what you got?

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Okay, this is what we have for you today. On
the Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety
two to five dot com, Ozzy says he's not completely sober.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Duh shocker, right yeah.

Speaker 10 (58:34):
Appearing on an episode of The Madhouse Chronicles, his online
talk show with guitarist Billy Morrison, he said he's happier,
but he's not completely sober. He uses a bit of
marijuana from time to time. At one point, Morrison asked
Ozzy if he micro doses for his health conditions. You know,
he has Parkinson's and he had that spinal surgery too,

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So we have a link to the full discussion up
on our page if you want to check that out. Ozzy,
of course, gearing up for the induction as a solo
artist into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a
week from Saturday in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Now, I don't know what this clip is from, but
I can see what you're talking about. How he sounds
like he is messed up boots something about been down
with black boots.

Speaker 16 (59:21):
Ok.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
Yeah, he had a joint stuffed in his black boots
that way.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, that's what it is. He'd been down and hurt himself.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
Also up on the page, Bruce Springstein and Elton John
both have tour documentaries on the Way as we have
told you, and now Kiss are apparently working on one
Paul Stanley posted a photo of his wife being interviewed,
saying it was for a five part documentary on the
band's final tour.

Speaker 16 (59:44):
Now.

Speaker 10 (59:44):
We reached out to the band's management for more clarification
on this documentary but have yet to hear back. But
the guys from Kiss No Doubt have a lot to share.
Earlier this year, Paul Stanley shared with Gibson TV that
after Kiss his final show in New York City last year,
he he did not pick up a guitar for a while.

Speaker 20 (01:00:03):
If I started playing, I was afraid that I would
miss playing with the band and doing what we do.
That's my DNA that I just needed to back away
for a bit. It's fifty years with Kiss, that's pretty phenomenal.
And then to cut it off at least in terms

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of being a live band, takes some acclimating to and
adjusting to. So I needed a little time just to
sit back and get my bearings.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Are they? So here's what you do? You just play
whenever you want to.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
Yeah, you got actally plenty of money. I guess he
doesn't play unless he gets paid.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Well, yeah, you can still get paid, but do a
show or a tour when you feel like it. Absolutely
be under pressure. I'll go to do a tour. Got
to do a tour this year. That's the older guy. Yes, dude,
play when I want to do it for the joy
of it, not for the job.

Speaker 12 (01:01:06):
Hey.

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
The Almand Brother's Band are going to celebrate the tenth
anniversary of their final show October twenty eighth, twenty fourteen,
at the Beacon Theater in New York by releasing it
later this month and next month as well. Final Concert
ten twenty eight fourteen has been remastered with improved sound quality,
and it's going to be available digitally October twenty fifth,
followed by a box set with a sixteen page booklet

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on November twenty second. And speaking of the Almand Brothers Band,
one time Almond Brother's band keyboardist Johnny Neil died of
heart failure Sunday at the age of seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
He was with him for a little while.

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
He was in the band in nineteen eighty nine and
nineteen ninety as well as playing in bands led by
Greg Allman and Dicky Betts as well. If you went
to see def Leppard when they played Globelife Field on
August twelfth, did you happen to find a signed set list.
Def Lepard apparently during their summer stay tour, would sign

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set lists and then hide them around the venues for
lucky fans to find, and they wouldn't say anything. They
did a post on X and we've got that video
of them signing it and then hiding it in different places.
You can check that out on our page. Finally, what
happens when you encounter an angry donkey?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Bo I've never encountered. All donkeys I've encountered are happy
as hell.

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Well, this one angry donkey attacked another animal, and this
guy started recording the incident and doing a play by
play of what was going through the animal's head while
he was being attacked by the angry donkey. Check out
the not safe for work video on the Bone and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five

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dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Are you saying there from cussing it? Well, it's your
renegade morning show, the Bow and Them Show that comes
to the end of another broadcasting. Remember they used to
say that when the TV stations would sign off, Yes, and.

Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
They always played the Star Spangled banner.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Yes, except Channel eight they played a little video montage
all around the Dallas Fort Worth area. You know, it's
kind of cool. You know, they'd show pictures of the
stockyards and pictures of Texas Stadium, yes back when it
was Texas Stadium, before Jerry built Jerry World, and it
was really cut. Sometimes as a kid, I would stay

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up just so I could watch it, and they go,
w FAA TV Channel eight has come to the end
of another broadcast day.

Speaker 10 (01:03:30):
I'll say, all right, try explaining to kids that after
midnight you were not able to see anything on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Well, what happened? Ground called?

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
Did the power go out or something?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Nope, nope, nope, TV station signed off. That's a good one,
but that's just the way it was.

Speaker 10 (01:03:49):
Now we have entertainment at our fingertips.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Absolutely, go online, go to YouTube and get lost, go
down the rabbit hole and watch video. Sometimes I watch
videos of old shows. Yeah, TV shows from the past.
What have you watched lately? Mister Lucky, Mister Lucky? Which
start a guy named John Vivian And mister Lucky was

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this hot shot gambler that lived out on a boat
and he would take the boat out into international waters
and let people gamble thess.

Speaker 10 (01:04:20):
Okay, and what possessed you to search mister Lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Out because I remember the song because my mother and
I used to watch it together. It came on and
I don't know, midnight or something.

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
I'm sweet. My mom and I used to watch soap
operas together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Of course you did.

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
That's how she learned English. That's why she was so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
So what was the soap opera? That was her story?

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
She liked to watch the Doctors, Another World and Edge
of Night. And then when I started watching soaps, I
like to watch all my children One Life to Live
in General Hospital. And so then she started watching those
stories with me. Damn, you had a jone, didn't you
had a soap opera?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Joe?

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
That was my addiction.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I can't help my stuf, doctor, I just can't quit
all right. Up next is our after show decompression session,
where we'll just flap our gums as we come to
the end of another broadcast day, flap flap, And tomorrow
is Ask a Stuff Day, So call that Ask a
Stuff Hotline. Leave you question two on four eight six
six eighty six hundred, and I'm open for suggestions on

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topic starters. Again. That's what I figured.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
Yeah, what do you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I don't know. I'll talk about yeah, let us know,
let us know. So give us some good questions tomorrow
and yes, we will play Choose your News. For those
tickets to see Jeff Lynn's E l O at the
American Airline Center Friday, October eighteenth, that's a week from Friday,
and there is a Halloween theme. I would tell you

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what it was. It was zombies last week.

Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
Yeah, yeah, right too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
This time is gonna be different.

Speaker 10 (01:06:01):
How can you top zombie hookers?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
You just wait and see. All right, So we'll see
on the after show and see you on the show
nuts show. I all right, tay between the ditches. Bye,