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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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If I did that, my lips, my lips would stark bleeding.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
There was I loved blues brother.
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We got her one of those Please please please play
rubber Biscuits.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well all right here, you know what To sing that
song properly, you need at least one fistful of Southern
California cocaine.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Otherwise you just can't get the speed up. You know,
I'm a little old for that show. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So was John Belushie, Mister John too close to home.
Hell yeah, well there you go. I'm glad I could
accommodate you. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bo Robert on with Music Day a way to kick
it off.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's right. Not only is it fun with Music Day, yes,
it is also National Nothing Day. Other than some mild
form of entertainment, nothing of value is what you're gonna
get from this show, except a few things you didn't
know before you turn the radio on. We ain't trying
to save the world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We're just trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Make you laugh a little bit like it Nothing Day. Yes,
appreciate a dragon Day.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
As long as they stay out of my houses, I
can't let one and it's basically one of those fire
breathing conds. This day is actually created by author Danita K.
Paul for the release of her book Dragon Spell, which
celebrates dragons in popular literature.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I do love a good dragon, like from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What was what was the dragon? That dragon? Yeah, that
was a dragon Slayer dragon. No, Dragon Slayer was a
serious movie. This one was.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
This one was kind of animated and no, no, it was.
It was the dragon Draggingheart dragon Heart. Dragon Slayer was
when and that dragon from Dragon Heart was good looking
for a dragon.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Religious Freedom Day, whatever your beliefs, our goal for it,
but don't go killing anyone done has the same religious
beliefs as you do. That happens all the time in
the Middle East and other countries. It's get to know
your customer's day. If you're a listener to this goofy
ass show, that makes you our customer, even though we
ain't trying to sell you anything. It's one of the
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reasons why we try to answer the phone when you call,
because we want to get to know our customers. Our
real customers are the advertisers who pay for commercials we
run on the air. That's how radio station makes money,
in case you didn't know, and.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's why we loved them.
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It is National Good teen Day.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like a teenager, if.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're between the ages of thirteen and nineteen, you're probably
a good teen You just ain't figured out stuff about
life yet.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Were your kids good teenagers?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, they still had that smart mouth I had, but
they were good overall. And every parent was a teenager
knows exactly what I'm falling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I remember my brother complaining about his son Christopher when
he was a teenager and telling me to pray for him,
and I was like, Yeah, Karma's a bitch, ain't it.
My brother was not a good teenager.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It brings good. You can also look at him and
say grounded. That's it. Take away your computer and your
game and your cell phone. iPad Prohibition Remembrance Day. The
Eighteenth Amendment prohibited the production, transportation, and sale of alcohol,
but on January sixth, nineteen nineteen, it became okay to drink.
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Some booths and I think we ought to all drink too.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, they still drank, it was just.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Against the loss.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah.
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International Hot and Spicy Food Day. Yeah, now you're talking
my language. Yes, that's why I always keep a bottle
of Tabasco hot sauce handy in case my food ain't spot.
I saw that National fig Newton Day. That would be
what you eat for dessert after all that spicy food dight.
I'm not a big fan. I'm not either really so
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so I saw a guy eat a whole stack them
at once. He put them.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Once, Oh my god, that crust was dropped.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I hope he had a big glass of milk.
And here's an odd one. It's National Without a Scalpel Day.
That means the doctor is going to cut you open
with a pair of scissors when he operates on you,
or a dull knife. I'd ask for a second opinion.
I'll just tell you. Well, yes, as Annabel mentioned, it
is Fun with Music Day. Got a new mash up
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for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And you said it's a c D c uh No, No,
I changed the plane.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I changed the plane. Okay, I found something better than
the a c DC one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, but we do have a c DC tickets at
seven fifty.
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Damn right, we do second to last fair and uh,
there's gonna be a cartoon theme you'll have to identify
on Fun with Music Day in order to win those tickets. Motors. Alright,
morning street set, We'll get ready for sports of all arts.
Go get up Jo time all right, put him up,
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Put him up, Put down. Dallas Fort Wor's classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five. Well, will you look
at what time it is? It is six thirty times.
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Well reports say the Dallas Cowboys have already discussed their
head coaching opening with current University of Colorado coach primetime
Dione Sanders. The news broke on the same day that
it became official that Mike McCarthy would not be getting
a new contract. Sanders played for the Cowboys from nineteen
ninety five to nineteen ninety nine and has a strong
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relationship with Jerry Jones. The cornerback played on the Cowboys'
last Super Bowl team in the ninety five ninety six season,
and he was named to the Pro Bowl four times now.
In the past, Jerry's always talked about the learning curve
that goes along with being a head coach. While hiring
a candidate without any NFL coaching experience as a possibility,
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it might be a major hurdle, So that's the thing,
and plus Dion has already turned it down. For now,
Dion has only coached at the collegiate level, where he
was posting a thirteen to twelve record in Colorado in
a twenty seven to six record at Jackson State, Michael
Irvin Sanders, former teammate, previously hinted that he planned to
talk to Jerry about hiring coach Prime for the Cowboys job.
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Dion has said in the past that he would not
go to the NFL, but said he would be intrigued
by the chance to coach both of his sons, who
will be eligible for the draft. Now, if the Cowboys
were to hire Deon Sanders would have to be bought
out from his Colorado contract, currently set at eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, we don't have that kind of money because we
spent it all on Dak.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry. That just sucked me right.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Who oh, well, there's now that Dion has turned down
the offer for now, another name has emerged to take
the job. The Cowboys have interest in and are expected
to interview former Jets coach Robert Salah for the vacant
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head coach position. Really, that makes a lot of sense
since we all know how successful the New York Jets
have been the last few years. Exactly, that's a joke,
But many Jets fans think that Sala is a great
coach and deserving of another shot. Even though the Jets
have sucked the last few years and Sala was fired
in the middle of this past season, the question remains,
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can he do the job with Jerry Jones breathing down
his neck the whole time?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's the cavat left there. Sure, I'm going to
be involved in everything asked me first, Okay, I got
my hands in it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I got my hands from our good friend Mike Doocey,
the best in the business at Fox four. Here are
some thoughts on the Cowboys organization shake up now Due
says personally he thought Mike McCarthy would be out after
the season. Then he began to question things in recent
weeks as Jerry continually praised his now former head coach.
McCarthy also began talking differently late in the season, bringing
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up his history as a winner. The ex Cowboys coach
has a new agent. His name is Don yee ye.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I like that name.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Who represents several of the most respected head coaches in
the NFL, including Sean Payton.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Jim Harbag is Don Yie's client as well.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Deucey says, ultimately he believes Jerry Jones is getting what
he wants through this departure, McCarthy leaves Dallas as the
third winning hist head coach in Cowboys history, behind Tom
Lander and Jason Garrison.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Garrett.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, there's your top three right there on our Cowboys history.
Earlier this month, the Cowboys denied a request from the
Chicago Bears to allow McCarthy to interview for the open
head coaching job there. Presumably Bears would still like to
have that conversation with McCarthy. The Saints, where McCarthy once
served as an offensive coordinator, could also be an option
for Mike.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We are just going to have to wait and see that.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, as we talked about yesterday with Asco stuff day
that McCarthy is a Steelers fan and the Steelers are
looking for.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A new looking Here you go. There's some good speck.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Now some football news that doesn't involve the Cowboys. The
city of Cleveland is suing the Browns over their proposed
move to a new Dome stadium in suburban brook Park,
which is about twenty minutes away from Cleveland. The lawsuit
invokes the Modell Law, named after Art Modell, who once
owned the Browns and moved them to Baltimore and pissed
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everybody in Cleveland all. The law requires teams using tax
supported facila these to give six months notice or get
permission before moving. The situation will be something to keep
an eye on, but he's probably going to get ugly
and the Indianapolis Colts are set to make history this
year by hosting the NFL's first ever regular season game
in Berlin, Germany. The Colts will be designated the home team,
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which will be played at the Olympic Stadium there. The
road team data and kickoff time will be announced when
the full NFL schedule is released later on.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Viewers has declared for the twenty
twenty five NFL Draft. Many had questioned if Viewers would
declare for the draft or transfer to another school after
the Longhorns loss to Ohio State and the College Football Playoff.
The ironic thing is that yours has been the Longhorns
starting quarterback since transferring from Ohio State. In his career
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with Texas, Quinnviewers through for nine eight yards and sixty
eight touchdowns in thirty six games. He is thirteen yards
and passing touchdowns all time for the school. Next question
is where will Youers go in the NFL Draft, which
begins on April twenty fourth. According to draft analysts, quin
Viewers will likely be drafted outside of the first round.
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That makes sense to me. He'll start getting paid, but
it'll probably go to a crappy team. That's the price
you pay for being good. And there's so many quarterbacks
who do great in college football and then not so
good in the NFL. You know who comes to mind,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Who's that? Johnny Thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Highly touted quarterback Arch Manning is expected to be the
Longhorn's new starter, and a lot of Longhorn fans, including myself,
very happy about that. The nephew of NFL quarterbacks Eli
and Peyton Manning filled in for quinn yours when he
was injured in the twenty twenty four season.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Onto the NBA.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Now, administrators at the NBA are kind of zooming out
at this year's in this season schedule for NBA games
and thinking we might need to make a few adjustments here,
not only due to southern California wildfires, but also the
Atlanta area winter storms that are going on too. Between
the two of these, some things could shift around NBA fans.
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After three games were postponed last week, two in La
won at atl the league announced that it's rescheduled nine
games to accommodate the impacted teams. The LA Lakers game
against the Charlotte Hornets was the first contest to be
postponed on January ninth. That game is now set Crypto
dot Com Arena. February nineteenth is the makeup date. Two
days later, the LA Clippers home game against the Hornets
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was postponed. The Clippers now host the Hornets at the
Intuit Dome. That's going to be March sixteenth. January eleventh,
the Atlanta Hawks game against the Houston Rockets postponed due
to winter weather. Atlanta and Houston now meet up on
January twenty eighth. Now, with those three games being moved
till later on in the season, six other changes also
had to be rescheduled.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
We will keep you posted. Check the NBA schedules for updates.
As far as our current NBA team, they lost to
the Pelicans. Some guy did a layup for the lead
with four seconds left and the Pelicans outlasted the injury
depleted MAVs one nineteen to one sixteen. Last night.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The MAVs played without their two top scorers, Luka Doncic,
who still has that calf injury, and Kyrie Irving, who's
hurt back is still bothering him, as well as usual
starting center Derek Lively, who has a right ankle injury.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Everybody's going down.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Damnbody getting hurt. The Pelicans played without Zion Williamson, who
has a hurt left hamstring. He was rested after playing
Tuesday night in Chicago. Jaden Hardy scored twenty one points
and Didnwitty finished with twenty points for Dallas, which has
lost three straight and eight out of ten games. You
see how it does when Luca and Kyrie Irving are out.
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The Mavericks now had to Oklahoma City to play against
the Thunder tomorrow night, and your Dallas Stars are on
their home eyes tonight as they play the Montreal Canadian
small Boys. The Stars took home a win against the
Canadians last Saturday in a shootout, and they hope to
do it this time again, but hope to win in
a regulation instead of all that excitement of going all
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the way to a shootout. Now the game is of
course streaming on Victory Plus. But if you head to
the American Airline Center tonight, it's TCU College Night.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't know what you're supposed to get on TCU
College Night. Maybe a live horn frog purple, this is
my guest. And yes, there will be a party on
the plaza before the puck drops at seven o'clock. After tonight,
the Stars will head to Colorado to play the Avalanche
Saturday in the afternoon game beginning at three o'clock. Then
the very next night, Dallas comes back here to begin
a three game homestand starting with the Detroit Red Wings
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on Sunday. And now, you know, all right, get ready
because this gon't get bizarre. A freaking pool file next
on the bow and them show Dallas Horse Classic Rock
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Our Love from the album and get your hands off
my antenna. Yeah some of you might actually believe that. Okay,
it is time for the freaking full file. You know,
there's drunk, and then there's drunk almost to the point
of death.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
A Florida man Surprised Florida, was arrested for DUI after
really pushing the blood alcohol content limit to the extreme max.
He had lots of alcohol in it. Police in Polk
County say forty three year old Miguel Rodriguez was found
pass smooth out in the driver's seat of his car,
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with the engine running and his foot on the brake
because he was leaning forward. He got his foot on
the brake and didn't run into nobody. An officer tried
to wake him up, but he was unresponsive. He wasn't
moving at all, so the officer climbed into the passenger
side and put the car in park. Inside the vehicle,
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we're twelve empty wine bobs. Oh my god. Well now,
I don't know if he drank them all that day,
but he was so up from the floor. An ambulance
was called to transport Rodriguez to the hospital, where his
blood alcohol content was calculated to be a whopping.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Point five two three damn six.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Times over the legal limits. Haynes City Police Chief Greg
Cork said that in his thirty years on the job,
he has never seen a blood alcohol content level that
high in a living person. Well, as they say, go bigger,
go home, But first you've got to sleep it off.
Into jail sale for doing much.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, all right, let's travel to Australia. An Australian woman
has asked to have her marriage annulled in court, claiming
that she was tricked into the marriage by her husband,
who told her that it was just a stunt so
that he could boost his Instagram following and it wasn't
going to be a real wedding. Oh she fell for
she totally did. The woman, whose name has not been revealed,
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told the judge that she met her husband on a
dating app and then they started seeing each other regularly.
Later on, he invited her to a so called white
party in Sydney, telling her to bring a white dress
to fit the theme of the event because everybody was
going to be wearing white. The young woman accepted, but
when she arrived at the party venue, not only was
nobody dressed in white, but the only other people there
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were her boyfriend, a photographer, the photographer's friend, and a
marriage official. Her partner took her aside and explained he
had planned a fake wedding to increase his social media
following and asked her to play along and be the bride.
She said, oh, okay, okay, I'll do it for you.
In a video shown in court, the young woman in
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her mid twenties could be seen enthusiastically playing the bride,
exchanging wedding vows, getting all lovey dovey, kissing her supposedly
fake groom in front of the camera. She had ad minute.
She never imagined she was a real bride. However, the
ceremony turned out to be very real, and now she's
a wife, which she did not want to be. Yet
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turns out the groom really did want a wife. He
was doing it so that she would add him as
a dependent in the application for permanent residency in Australia,
as it would have helped him attain his residency there.
Oh so it was all a scam by him so
he could become an Australian residence.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
How about you just ask him?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, be truthful about it is.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, I've never heard of anybody getting accidentally married. But
there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Anything for the socials.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Bo roberts Heine work smarter, not harder people This twenty
four year old Chinese man who got a skull tattoo
all over his face six years ago has had six
years worth of problems getting a job.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh why, I wonder why. He's probably the totally qualified,
big gasp from the audience. Here.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
The unnamed man, referred to only as mister A by
Chinese media no relation, by the way, shocked the entire
country with his unusual look. He claims to have been
a rebellious youth who also struggled with depression and found
refuge in his tattoos. They first started getting tattoos on
his body, but six years ago he made the radical
decision to get a skull tattoo all over his face.
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Dark holes around his eyes and on his nose, teeth
and around his mouth. And you think maybe that would
throw off employers.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, you'd be right, Oh bit maybe yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Last October he contacted a tattoo removal studio. He started
erasing the ink on one of his arms. The laser
procedure hurt like hell, but it was bearable. So he
recently started to work on his face and that was
a completely different experience. It hurt like all get out. Okay,
as we say in Texas, over in China. He said
the pain was so intense it caused him heart problems.
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So he's taking a break with half finished face tattoo removal.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And he can't find a job. He cannot find the job,
especially now there he is. Oh, he looks scary.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
He's got at least four or five more painful face
tattoo removal sessions to go and maybe then he will
have at least a semi normal life.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Good luck, Harry is becoming all too common, right, there's
a lot of people that way.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh man, you go to Orlando and go club hopping out,
there's face tattoo and platinum grill.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
There is that woman who said TJ Max was discriminating
against her because she couldn't get a job there and
ship her face was all covered in tattoo.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, come on, now, maybe there's a pattern. Yes, okay,
it seems that the new trend of porn stars is
banging as many guys as possible in a short period
of time. Another story that is here to stay. Yes,
we do. For some reason, these stories pop up all
the time. Only fans creator and you mus human penis
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pinchlooking Bonnie Blue, I bet she did, Oh, Bonnie is
claiming that she shattered Lisa Spark's previous record of banging
nine hundred and nineteen men in twenty four hours. She
took on one thousand and fifty seven men in just
twelve hours last Saturday, over one thousand men a day.
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Bonnie posted on her Instagram past Sunday, thank you to
all the barely legal, barely breathing and all the unfaithful husbands.
In the video accompanying her posts, Bonnie shared how she
was feeling after finishing the feat, noting that she was
actually doing fine. However, she's probably walking a little plenny
right now. You think curious about the math, Well, of
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course you are. The rate banging over one thousand guys
in just twelve hours comes out to just over forty
seconds per guy. Oh wow, say get in, get out,
Get in, get out, and then go away.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What did you call her?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A penis a penis? Pen push and then paula, get
along with your death. Oh man, but you might want
to see a VD doctor just in case there might
have been a small hole in your rubber if you
didn't wear one. Definitely go see a D doctor. She's
a porn star. I'm never having sex again. Oh God,
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what's wrong with people?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah? But thank God for him. That's why we have
the freaking fool file.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hey, it could be their last tour and you don't
want to miss it. Ac DC is headed to North
Texas Monday, April fourteenth, and we have your tickets. It's
fun with Music Day, so of course both's gonna have
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Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, like, there's only one evil room on that lone
Star ninety two five. Okay, you're ready for your mash up? Yeah,
so Evil Woman by Electric Like Orchestra is time to
be mashed up with some of Motown's finance ready, Okay,
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I know Elo and the Supremes with Michael Jackson looks
kind of silly on paper, but it works.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
It works.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Dallasaurs Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. And if
Rush doesn't get you going in the morning, I'm surprised. Lord,
you will probably have to stay home here today. By
the way, we just got a call from an old
friend that we hadn't heard from in a while.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Hey, Bo, it's Turtle.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
What's up, Turtle?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Where you been? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I went back to work part time, driving h a
bus for the Senior Citizen prays here and Irving, And
I never knew that the seniors were crazier than me. Man,
I'm gonna say he now. Man, it's like it's it's
the whole trip.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Man every day.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You know why seniors are that way because they just
don't give a rats ass anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And they've earned that right.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
B Oh, do what the hell I.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Want to do?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You say what I want to do?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Well, I just want to call you and tell you
I love y'all. All.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
We love you back there, Turtles, stay in touch, all right, y'all.
Take it easy. I wonder where that boy has been.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
No, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, Well he disappears for a while, then all of
a sudden he is shield.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You think he's listening to Lone Star while he's driving
those senior.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Citizens and they're going, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
They're probably going.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Turn off the radio, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
In the latest episode of land Man with Billy Bob Thornton,
they show them taking a bustload of seniors to Rix Cabaret.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Rix Cabaret. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Wow, that's a fun day activity.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The right Rich cabaret that's here? Yeah, I think the
fort Worth the HTB one.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah, well that's why they film it here in the
fort Worth area.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let's write a scene where we go get to watch
some naked women. Oh you got you got to see this,
you guys. It's a good series. Okay. Got a request
by email earlier John and Ferris who used to have
the masturbating yellow jacket on the water tower, but they
changed it after we've been honking about it for so long.
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So John and Ferris wants to hear a song we
hadn't played in a while. Strip club Daddy. Oh yeah,
have you heard strip club daddy start bringing on?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
It is.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Late one night ain't Tulsa.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
At a club called Honey Buns, a man pulled in
the parking lot with his four year old son.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He said, I'm going in. I have some daddy things
to do, so stay here in the car or else
the monsters will eat you.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
So daddy grabbed some singles and he went inside the door.
The boy thought, I'll.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Make Daddy proud, cause I'm a big boy of.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Four, and although the vad monsters made it stared, he
never cried. He just sat and watched as lots of
other daddy's went inside. After half an hour, he thought.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
I gotta go real bad, but if I get peepy
on Daddy's leather seats, he'll be real mad. I know
that Daddy set that all the monsters would eat me,
but I hope they let me.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Go so I can make a Winkie week.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
He stepped out in the parking lot and ran for
his young life to the front door of the building
with the flashing blinky lights. Once he got inside, the
boy could not believe his eyes. There were lots of
mommies there of every shape and size. Mommies up on
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tables and swinging round on poles. Most of them had
lost their shirts. The boy hoped they weren't cold. He
saw a cowboy mommy wearing spurs and boots and chaps, and.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Several daddies hadsome mommies.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Sitting in their laps.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Can you help me, he asked a mom.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
In a girl Scout costume. Eventually they found his daddy
in the shipping room. Daddy took a ride that night
with two big police scenemen and little Bob. Never was
the scene.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
In that cute Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Okay, fun with music day and I
love this band, but I hate to pick on the Beatles,
but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Of course you are.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Let's just suppose what if? What if? What if the
Beatles were actually a hair metal band from the nineteen
eighties the late eighties, like.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Bon Jovie or something like the Poison right.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Up there with Poison don Jovi and others. Oh boy,
so Revolver, which that song is on, would have been
a heavy metal album from the Okay, okay, so what
if the Beatles were actually the heavy metal hair band
from the eighties, that song would sound like this, man,
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Well there you go. That's what the Beatles would sound
like if they were a hair band from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Not that now, you know?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Get ready because we got some ac DC tickets coming up.
Lay on the blow and then show hey once where
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I believe.
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We have some ac DC thinkings right now that we do,
and how are we gonna give them away back?
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Well, fun with music day. Sometimes I'll do a movie
theme or a TV theme. But the feedback I get
from you guys, you listeners, is that you really like
cartoon theme trivia, because everybody has watched all these cartoons. Sure, sure,
and this is an old one. This is an old
cartoon theme. But I guarantee you most of you have
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seen this cartoon. If you can name this cartoon theme,
I will give you the tickets to ac DC, which
is April fourteenth at Jerry World. How you said it
was old?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Is it like from the sixties.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's from the sixties, sixties, but I think it's still
shown in some form.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
They changed the format of it on the cartoon channel
or something like.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That, but it's still on.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
OK.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
So tell me this cartoon theme from the sixties. Got
a clue, Come on, a couple. I watched this part
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too all the time.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
No, that's not what about that?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, No, no, the'll no to let me let you
listen to it for a while. Yeah, you might have
trouble if you two are having trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Nobody gonna have trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It sounds so familiar.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Gues.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Would you hear the answer?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
You're gonna go ye, No, that's not it either, damn it.
Take another guess, Annabelle.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, man, I got it, just got it? All right? Wow,
that goes back to the sixties. Yes, teen sixty six
was out? Wow? All right? Two one four or eight
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one seven seven eight seven one nine five. Let's go
to the phone. Bone them show, Okay, tell me what
cartoon theme that is? Space CBS Space Kid. You're so
club you missed what you miss I hate it for you, man.
And here's the hint.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
That's a good hints.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
One of them? Show what cartoon theme is at the
Jets day the Jets, I mean, if you think about it, George,
Jets Club for hellrd. All right, this one's got it.
Bone of them? Show what cartoon theme is at is it?
Johnny Glenn? You first guests? First? Bar them? Show what
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cartoon theme is that Space Goals. I used to love
that cartoon, Yeah, I did when I was a kid.
All right, who is this Bill? Bill? Hold on, Bill,
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Space Goals? He on Host to Coast he had that thing,
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wish the hell I could do that. I know some
people I'd like the vaper rode. We'd be all messed
up in here if you could do that.
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DC tickets, Bill Porham, is that his name?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Yeah?
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Yeah, he is a retired fire fire Yeah, thank you Bill,
which takes balls.
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Absolutely and he must be watching everything going on in California,
say yeah, God bless them.
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We sit here and tell Dick Jogs is what we do.
And he's a first time winner.
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Yeah, Bill at sixty six years old listening to bow Forever,
never won a damn thing, and now he's got.
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Ac DCC persistence pays off that. Lorne Michaels, you know
Lorne Michaels, Saturday Night Live, the creator. He's eighty years old.
Oh wow, I did not know he was that old.
He is the creator of the long runnings get showed
Saturday Night Live. He has donated his career archives to
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the Harry Ransom Center at the University of Texas.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, it's a big humanitarian a humanities center is what
it is in humanities.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But it's a Ransom center. In other words, if you
go in, you get kidnapped or something.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
He used to be the dean or the chancellor of
University of Texas well.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
The Lorne Michaels collection includes behind the scenes rehearsal notes,
scripts and photographs of the SNL characters and sketches from
a show that launched the careers of comedians Gilda Radner,
May she Rest in peace, and also John Belushy, May
he Rest in peace, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Tina Fey,
Amy Poehler, and others. It also includes some of his
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personal correspondents SNL. Did you Know Saturday Night Live is
the most Emmy Award nominated show in television history?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Fifty years of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's in his fiftieth season. It is set to broadcast
SNL fifty the Anniversary Special Live on February sixteenth. A
four episode documentary series on SNL will be released on
Peacock Today. The Michaels Collection documents his career in television
from his earliest writing for Rowan and Martin's Laugh. I
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didn't know he wrote for them. Also he wrote for
the Phyllis Diller Show. Imbers that Wow. But the bulk
of it is related to Saturday Night Live. I wouldn't
miss that for nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's going to be a special exhibit there in Austin
at the Ransom Center.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yes got it, Okay, Yes, Ransom Center. So if you
go in and get kidnapped and held for ransom, well
it's just the ticket price. It's like being held for ransom.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Your wallet will be held for ransom. I think, come in,
I think I want to see that. All right, we
got a request. We're doing it right, We're breathing, and
that's all we asked for. There you go, man, Hey,
I got a request for full of music day. All right,
what's that? It's been a long time, so I heard
Barbie A di z Barbi a to z. Yes, it
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has been a while now, hasn't it? Sure has? Well,
hang on and let it do it for you. I
appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The last time we played this was when that goofy
ass Barbie movie.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, So by request, here is Barbie eight z Z.
This is the Barbie alphabet. It's called Barbie's from A
to z.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Okay, Appalachian Barbie with her shattered dream trailer asthmatic Barbie
with an albuteruldhaler, bad breath. Barbie's breath smells really rough.
Crack smoking Barbie just can't get enough. Dim witted Barbie
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don't know what she wants to be. But Barbie's still
Barbie from A.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
To z.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
And on with the alphabet yes and it all.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Barbie takes a pill and dies. Fast food Barbie has
forty inch thighs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
G string Barbie can really shake it.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Hedonism Barbie suntans naked, Indignant bitch Barbie thinks she's hot.
Junkie Barbie always needs a shot. Kavorkian Barbie helps can die.
Lesbian Barbie doesn't need a guy bum mutant Ninja Barbie's
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got web feet, while nerdy geekye Barbie thinks the internet's
neat of naxious. Drunk Barbie drinks her ripple and punk
rocker Barbie.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Just pierced her ouch. Quitter job Barbie gives her boss
the finger.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Rude, tasteless Barbie goes on Jerry Springer Satanic worship.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Barbie has red eyes in it.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
Talking dirty Barbie, I won'turbon. Hip hop Barbie thinks Eminem's
a stud, while vampire Barbie wants to sock you're the blood.
Wireless Barbie in her cellular phones, X rated Barbie always
cleans and bounce.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Bound bound yuppie Barbie thinks her mini vans the best.
Zero tolerance Barbie complete with urine tests. Jamie, she's such
a whiner.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Hey on to go to Miamis He's a cry baby
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Speaker 1 (40:09):
Wait just a moment, my friend. Okay, what I've got
something for it and I can't find it. What do
you got? He's looking for something serious look on his face. Oh,
here you go. I can't it. Here you go. This
is so stupid, but I'm gonna play it anyway. Ooh
looking forward, exciting, no career.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Well, Trump has started up the External Revenue Service and
you could come work with me at the External Revenue
Service Collection Agency. Yeah, but it's our job to call
around and get the money back that we're old. For example,
Hey China, remember that shimming of microchips we sent you? Huh?
The ones that fell up the truck was her money?
You al was twenty mil at Belgium, Remember when you
bet us a billion dollars at the price of oil
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wouldn't go up?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well you lost.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
You always sent money plus five points on the principal.
Hey Sweden, remember the other of various commodities we shipped
to you not for nothing, but I'd hate for your
legs to get broken. Sweden, give us some money the
External Revenue Service Collection Agency.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Joynte be afraid be very afraid. God, James Gandalfini has
been dead for a while and people are still doing
impression every wise guy, Yeah, rolling over in his grave
right now. Well, something told me that it was too
good to be true. An Israeli Cabinet meeting to approve
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the ceasefire and hostage deal with Hamas was delayed this morning.
Oh no, after Prime Minister Benjamin Netting Yahoo accused the
militant group of reneging on parts of the agreement. Netting
Yahoo's office said the cabinet would not convene until Hamas
accepted all the elements of the deal. No questions asked.
(41:47):
Hamas officials said on social media that the group is
committed to the agreement announced yesterday. So what's the hold up?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Nen Yah?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Who wasn't happy? And now a lot of people that
were waiting for those hostages be released aren't happy.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's like, here's a thousand dollars,
but I'm keeping it. You can hold it for a minute,
but I'm keeping it. Neither provided any further details. But
I mean, just when we thought all men fine, finally,
especially want those hostages home.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Exactly, President Joe Biden delivered his farewell address to the
nation from the Oval Office last night, just days before
he leaves office and President elect Trump returns to the
White House. Soon to be former president, warned America about
the ultra wealthy gaining positions of power and going unchecked
the oligarchy. As the new administration is set to take
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over next week, Joe had to get one last jab
at the President elect before leaving. Biden also criticized social
media companies getting rid of fact checking on their platforms,
and he blamed much of his poor standing during his
final months in office on misinformation online. His speech is
the latest in a series of room marks on domestic
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policy and foreign relations. He gives up his reign on Monday,
MLK Day, that's inauguration day.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
In fact checking, you're not doing the fact That.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Is so sad to me. Yeah, because there's so many
lies on the Internet and people believe it because they
saw it on the internet.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Well for his own Internet, by god, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Very scary there you go.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well, the other side of the coin to that is
there's an awful lot of painful reality that we found
out on the Internet and getting news as fast as
we do. I don't know when we're going to run
out of cringeworthy stories from the world of corrupt leaders
in the faith corner of the world.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh God, another one of those.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Chuck Adare, lifetime registered sex offender once listed on America's
Most Wanted for running off with an underage girl, has
been found as a ministry leader at Grace Placed Church
of Christ in Duncanville.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Horrible, damn. Didn't they do a background check or did
they just say we forgive you?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Well, he said he's a man of God. I agree
with retented.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
If they didn't do a background check before, it looks
like they're doing one now and they found out that
this guy's a dangerous predator, Warren survivor advocate Amy Smith,
and a video shared on x on New Year's Day.
He should not have a position of leadership as a pastor.
He was being truthful about keeping away from children. He's
not being truthful about that. So the sixty two year
old Adare was convicted of sexual assault of a child
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ten years in prison for that.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That was back in ninety six.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
The convention came after he initiated a relationship then underage
girl he met in his youth group while working for
a church in Tulsa. In nineteen ninety, he ran off
with the fifteen year old fifteen fifteen oh Man. Alert
was issued on America's Most Wanted about it, so he
really was an America's most wanted subject.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
He was arrested after eleven days on the run.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He was found at a motel in Las Vegas, Gross Dude.
In nineteen ninety six, he was convicted. Adare went on
to marry his victim in ninety eight he turned eighteen
while he was a prisoner. He was thirty eight when
she turned eighteen. The marriage lasted two years, and then
the girl divorced him in the year two thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Can you go home now?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
God, throw up boat here? These guys are making you
look real bad. Might want a Yanka not in their ass.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
You know, there's some lightning coming down from the clouds
here soon. I think here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
The family of an Oregon man who suffered from severe
burns after his face caught on fire during surgery.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Damn, oh, how horrible.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
The family is suing the hospital for nine hundred thousand dollars.
Why didn't just make it an even million?
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
In December of twenty twenty two, fifty two year old
John Michael Murdoch was undergoing a procedure as part of
his treatment for cancer of the tongue. Part of the
preparation for that surgery involved his face being swabbed with
alcohol for sterilization, but when the alcohol wasn't given enough
time to dry, his face caught on fire when it
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came aim into contact with a surgical tool that emitted
a spark hurn your face. Murdoch lived for six more
months after the incidents, so coming to cancer in June
of twenty twenty three. While the burns caused by the
surgical fire were not sighted as his cause of death,
A lawsuit filed last December said that Murdoch suffered greatly
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and lived with disfiguring scars and other traumatic wounds to
his face that never fully healed before he died.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Can you imagine the pain of him?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
The lawsuit stated that Murdoch was awake and conscious during
the fire. Some people who worked at the hospital said
they could hear him scream all the way down the hall.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Now, I'm not a lawyer, but it sounds like this
family has a good case. Yeah you think, and I
did probably super twice. Then.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, if I was a hospital, I'd just be writing
the check lots of them.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yes, if you're afraid of spiders, you're afraid of spider.
Eh So. I had a friend of mine that was
not scared of anything. He was terrified of spiders. If
he saw one in his house, he would go outside
and call an extermination. Well, there's a new species that
could kill you in minutes, but only if you're in Australia.
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Scientists there have discovered a new species of the deathly
funnel web spider that is bigger and more venomous than
its relatives. There are species of the Australian funnel web
spiders intead of just one. Scientists have named the three
and a half inch long species big Boy Big. Common
Sydney funnel web spiders, in comparison, can grow to up
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to only two inches. Only male funnel web spiders have
venom that can kill an adult, and thirteen deaths have
been attributed to the common spighter between nineteen twenty seven.
In the early eighties. No, people aren't exactly dropping life
five got them bow, Look, damn you know what he'll
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kill him?
Speaker 6 (48:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Size twelve? D?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Well, if you don't have a dose of the anti
venom with you, watch where you step, especially if you're barefoot.
All right, all right, has a picture of the last
clock I've heard. The lone Star ticket window is open
and we have tickets to see comedian Aziz. I'm sorry.
He's coming to the Music Hall at fair Park in
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Dallas Saturday, April twelfth. He was on that show Parks
and Recreation with Amy Poehler. Well he gonna be hill tomorrow,
uh April twelfth. Yeah, I was thinking of Brady Matthews,
our comedian that is coming in today or tomorrow. I
need a nap, all right, So we got tickets if
your caller number sixteen sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's how many movies Aziz Azari has been in, including
A Love Man and Get Me to the Greek.
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it to go machine the machi. All right. The global
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music industry hit four point eight trillion streams last year.
Oh really, that's a lot. That's a new single year record.
That's up from fourteen percent from twenty twenty three, which
held the previous record.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
It's because we need music in our life, though, damn rie.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Men. If you streamed a lot more music in twenty
twenty four, and in particular a lot of women pop performers,
you are not alone. In America. On demand audio streams
grew at a rate of six point four percent, totaling
one point four trillion.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That is crazy.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Contemporary music is cooling the fueling the growth. The overwhelming
majority of US plays seventy nine point five percent were
from songs released in twenty ten or later. Songs released
between twenty twenty and twenty twenty four accounted for nearly
half of all stream okay, and they were mostly led
by women. Number one Taylor Swift, number two, Billy Eyelash,
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Oh yes, okay. Sabrina Carpenter is number three, Ariana Grande
is number four, and indeed Purple It's number five. Olivia Rodrigo.
She had two point six.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Billion streams, and she's hot as a firecracker man, good lord, Yes.
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I saw her on Saturday night lavas. Oh dyl her
saddle down boys trying we got this call? Hello boy,
that show? Good question for you. I who did the
voice of Johnny Quest?
Speaker 9 (50:52):
God?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Who did Let's miss Anna look it up for you.
Who did the voice of Johnny Quest? I almost picked
that theme for the giveaway today?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh my gosh, it says it was Tim Matheson. Tim Matheson, Yes,
that's what it said. House.
Speaker 8 (51:13):
Yes, he was fourteen when he did it.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh so you already? Well that that enlightens me. I
didn't know it was him, but he was ordering animal house,
Yes he was. Oh man, Well, hey, thanks for calling. Bye.
How about from Johnny Quest?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Can you name the characters in Johnny Quest? There was
five of them? No, Doctor, Benon questa Race Bennon, Danny,
Johnny Quest, and Hodgie and the dog's name. See useless
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trivia That will do you no good whatsoever. It's not fun.
We're crazy. That's why we talk about all this stuff.
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WO lone Star ninety two five. Well, sometimes Sammy Hagar
can drive fifty five, but he hardly ever does it.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Oh hey, well no, not with those cars.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Didn't he has leave me on a skateboard. Didn't he
get stopped for like doing one hundred and thirty miles
an hour across the bridge.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I think that's why that song came up.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Sammy, Sammy, listen, be careful. We'd hate to lose you.
But he just feels the need for speed yep.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
And he's got a lot of cars that are speedsters.
M yeah, it does real good performance vehicles.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
And speaking of Sammy Hagar, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
We've got time wasters on the Bow and them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
And if you have not seen Sammy Hagar in concert
and want to, you may want to have to go
to his show at Lucas Oil Live next month because
Sammy Hagar is hinting he may stop touring.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, it's a pain in the ash to tour if
you play in Vegas. Yeah, you don't have to break
everything down and set it back up. That's what he's saying,
when you go to another time.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
He told the Miami Herold, I don't think I want
to go on tour anymore. And I hate to say
that because I don't want to piss my fans off.
But he likes the idea of doing a residency, and
that is why he's looking forward to doing that in
Las Vegas this spring.
Speaker 8 (53:51):
A residency allows you to change the setup every night,
like when I play in Cobble. I've played four or
five nights in a row in Cobble before.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Without repeating one song. We won't do that in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (54:03):
I mean, we're gonna have a show, but every night
we'll switch out some Van Halen song, switch out, some
Sammy Sola switch out, some chicken Foot, switch out, some Montrose.
I have such a vast catalog, and to go out
and play a two hour show, you just put a
dent in it. So we can do that, and we
could rehearse because we're not traveling.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Okay, remember that show. I don't think it's still on
on the road with Sammy Hagar like that. Yeah, he
went to Billy Bob's in Fort Worth and Willie Nelson
was playing. Yeah, and Sammy went on the cannabus and
he got told.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, you don't want to partake with Willy Nelson because
he's a professional.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, he gets the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
I mean, you're talking about a country artist who has
his own line of stickers and t shirts that say this,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, that was Toby Keith.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Hey, The Vegas Residency is nine shows that are going
to run from April thirtieth to May seventeenth. Also up
on the Boat and Them show page. So many rock
stars stepping up to help out with wildfire relief in LA,
including Dave Grohl, who spent his fifty sixth birthday on
Tuesday helping feed those affected by the LA wildfires. Of
Foo Fighters front Man teamed up with Feed the Streets
(55:17):
Los Angeles to make huge bats of chili. We've got
that full story up. Also the video of him making
that chili that you can check out the Eagles have
donated two and a half million dollars to Fire Aid
that benefit concert set for January thirtieth in LA. It's
not confirmed at this time that the band's going to
be playing at that show. Performers as well as ticket
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information expected to be announced in the coming days. We'll
keep you posted on that. Proceeds from this concert will
go towards supporting all the families that have been displaced,
also fire prevention and rebuilding the infrastructure in southern California.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Man, I hate to see that on the line.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
It's horrible. And speaking of charity relief, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young,
Stevie Nicks, Paul McCartney, Sting and others have all donated
autographed items to the Music Cares Charity Relief auction, which
is going to be held February second at the Recording
Academy in Santa Monica, California, Online at julianauctions dot com.
(56:15):
I went to the website. It is some really cool
stuff up for auction and it's all going to charity.
One of the things is a guitar that was used
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies,
signed by Ozzie, Billy Idol and Wolfgang van Halen and
several others. And good news and bad news for fans
of Bob Dylan and TikTok. The good news is Bob
(56:38):
Dylan has finally joined TikTok. The bad news is he
joined TikTok just days before it could be banned in
the United States. That's what I was thinking, Yeah, it
could be banned. On Sunday, Bob Dylan's post featured a
fifty second montage of his career highlights and his music
as well, like a rolling stone knocking on Heaven Store.
(56:58):
It's really a good post, so if you want to
check that out. And finally, comedian Bill Burr, who had
to evacuate from his home to the California wildfires, was
on Kimmel this week and he went off on all
the so called fire experts on the internet. You have
to check out this video Bill Bird just going off
(57:18):
on them on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone star ninety two five. Well,
that's enough of this crap for one day.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, Fun with Music Day was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, that's why we call it with you again. The
name Yes Tomorrow, Fried Day, Yeah, Buddy yeah, Buddy good.
Brady Matthews. Brady Matthews. He's at Tk's Comedy Club and steakhouse.
He's going to join us also, and we'll also do
our NFL Divisional round pro picks with the Deuceman himself. Okay,
(57:53):
and you got to reveal sometime tomorrow who won our
pro picks in the regular season. Okay, all right, I
got the scores. It's been a mystery right now, but
we will find out tomorrow who gets a dinner anywhere
they want it. So join us on the after show
decompression session. We will keep it kind of brief because
(58:16):
guess what, we got another damn immediately.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
Yeah yeah, But come on over to the facebook page,
the Lone Star facebook page, say hello to us.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
We'll be on there for a few minutes, starting in
just a couple of minutes. Well, these guys here love
to have meetings, don't they.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's what they get their paycheck for.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Like it's going to do any good.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
It's a bonus for every meeting.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Oh yeah, you guys are like a drug for bosses.
Oh well, that's the way it is as Walter kronkitit
used to say, by the way, look up Walter cronkitit.
If you're a gym z or I'm talking about all right,
So we'll see you on the After show, and we'll
see you on the Friday shown up show. I join
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There was I loved blues brother.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We got her one of those Please please please play
rubber Biscuits.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well all right here, you know what To sing that
song properly, you need at least one fistful of Southern
California cocaine.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Otherwise you just can't get the speed up. You know,
I'm a little old for that show. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So was John Belushie, Mister John too close to home.
Hell yeah, well there you go. I'm glad I could
accommodate you. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bo Robert on with Music Day a way to kick
it off.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's right. Not only is it fun with Music Day, yes,
it is also National Nothing Day. Other than some mild
form of entertainment, nothing of value is what you're gonna
get from this show, except a few things you didn't
know before you turn the radio on. We ain't trying
to save the world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We're just trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Make you laugh a little bit like it Nothing Day. Yes,
appreciate a dragon Day.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
As long as they stay out of my houses, I
can't let one and it's basically one of those fire
breathing conds. This day is actually created by author Danita K.
Paul for the release of her book Dragon Spell, which
celebrates dragons in popular literature.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I do love a good dragon, like from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What was what was the dragon? That dragon? Yeah, that
was a dragon Slayer dragon. No, Dragon Slayer was a
serious movie. This one was.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
This one was kind of animated and no, no, it was.
It was the dragon Draggingheart dragon Heart. Dragon Slayer was
when and that dragon from Dragon Heart was good looking
for a dragon.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Religious Freedom Day, whatever your beliefs, our goal for it,
but don't go killing anyone done has the same religious
beliefs as you do. That happens all the time in
the Middle East and other countries. It's get to know
your customer's day. If you're a listener to this goofy
ass show, that makes you our customer, even though we
ain't trying to sell you anything. It's one of the
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reasons why we try to answer the phone when you call,
because we want to get to know our customers. Our
real customers are the advertisers who pay for commercials we
run on the air. That's how radio station makes money,
in case you didn't know, and.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's why we loved them.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It is National Good teen Day.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like a teenager, if.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're between the ages of thirteen and nineteen, you're probably
a good teen You just ain't figured out stuff about
life yet.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Were your kids good teenagers?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, they still had that smart mouth I had, but
they were good overall. And every parent was a teenager
knows exactly what I'm falling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I remember my brother complaining about his son Christopher when
he was a teenager and telling me to pray for him,
and I was like, Yeah, Karma's a bitch, ain't it.
My brother was not a good teenager.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It brings good. You can also look at him and
say grounded. That's it. Take away your computer and your
game and your cell phone. iPad Prohibition Remembrance Day. The
Eighteenth Amendment prohibited the production, transportation, and sale of alcohol,
but on January sixth, nineteen nineteen, it became okay to drink.
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Some booths and I think we ought to all drink too.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, they still drank, it was just.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Against the loss.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
International Hot and Spicy Food Day. Yeah, now you're talking
my language. Yes, that's why I always keep a bottle
of Tabasco hot sauce handy in case my food ain't spot.
I saw that National fig Newton Day. That would be
what you eat for dessert after all that spicy food dight.
I'm not a big fan. I'm not either really so
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so I saw a guy eat a whole stack them
at once. He put them.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Once, Oh my god, that crust was dropped.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, I hope he had a big glass of milk.
And here's an odd one. It's National Without a Scalpel Day.
That means the doctor is going to cut you open
with a pair of scissors when he operates on you,
or a dull knife. I'd ask for a second opinion.
I'll just tell you. Well, yes, as Annabel mentioned, it
is Fun with Music Day. Got a new mash up
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for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And you said it's a c D c uh No, No,
I changed the plane.
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I changed the plane. Okay, I found something better than
the a c DC one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, but we do have a c DC tickets at
seven fifty.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Damn right, we do second to last fair and uh,
there's gonna be a cartoon theme you'll have to identify
on Fun with Music Day in order to win those tickets. Motors. Alright,
morning street set, We'll get ready for sports of all arts.
Go get up Jo time all right, put him up,
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Well reports say the Dallas Cowboys have already discussed their
head coaching opening with current University of Colorado coach primetime
Dione Sanders. The news broke on the same day that
it became official that Mike McCarthy would not be getting
a new contract. Sanders played for the Cowboys from nineteen
ninety five to nineteen ninety nine and has a strong
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relationship with Jerry Jones. The cornerback played on the Cowboys'
last Super Bowl team in the ninety five ninety six season,
and he was named to the Pro Bowl four times now.
In the past, Jerry's always talked about the learning curve
that goes along with being a head coach. While hiring
a candidate without any NFL coaching experience as a possibility,
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it might be a major hurdle, So that's the thing,
and plus Dion has already turned it down. For now,
Dion has only coached at the collegiate level, where he
was posting a thirteen to twelve record in Colorado in
a twenty seven to six record at Jackson State, Michael
Irvin Sanders, former teammate, previously hinted that he planned to
talk to Jerry about hiring coach Prime for the Cowboys job.
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Dion has said in the past that he would not
go to the NFL, but said he would be intrigued
by the chance to coach both of his sons, who
will be eligible for the draft. Now, if the Cowboys
were to hire Deon Sanders would have to be bought
out from his Colorado contract, currently set at eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, we don't have that kind of money because we
spent it all on Dak.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry. That just sucked me right.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Who oh, well, there's now that Dion has turned down
the offer for now, another name has emerged to take
the job. The Cowboys have interest in and are expected
to interview former Jets coach Robert Salah for the vacant
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head coach position. Really, that makes a lot of sense
since we all know how successful the New York Jets
have been the last few years. Exactly, that's a joke,
But many Jets fans think that Sala is a great
coach and deserving of another shot. Even though the Jets
have sucked the last few years and Sala was fired
in the middle of this past season, the question remains,
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can he do the job with Jerry Jones breathing down
his neck the whole time?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's the cavat left there. Sure, I'm going to
be involved in everything asked me first, Okay, I got
my hands in it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I got my hands from our good friend Mike Doocey,
the best in the business at Fox four. Here are
some thoughts on the Cowboys organization shake up now Due
says personally he thought Mike McCarthy would be out after
the season. Then he began to question things in recent
weeks as Jerry continually praised his now former head coach.
McCarthy also began talking differently late in the season, bringing
(08:34):
up his history as a winner. The ex Cowboys coach
has a new agent. His name is Don yee ye.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I like that name.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Who represents several of the most respected head coaches in
the NFL, including Sean Payton.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Jim Harbag is Don Yie's client as well.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Deucey says, ultimately he believes Jerry Jones is getting what
he wants through this departure, McCarthy leaves Dallas as the
third winning hist head coach in Cowboys history, behind Tom
Lander and Jason Garrison.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Garrett.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, there's your top three right there on our Cowboys history.
Earlier this month, the Cowboys denied a request from the
Chicago Bears to allow McCarthy to interview for the open
head coaching job there. Presumably Bears would still like to
have that conversation with McCarthy. The Saints, where McCarthy once
served as an offensive coordinator, could also be an option
for Mike.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We are just going to have to wait and see that.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, as we talked about yesterday with Asco stuff day
that McCarthy is a Steelers fan and the Steelers are
looking for.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A new looking Here you go. There's some good speck.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Now some football news that doesn't involve the Cowboys. The
city of Cleveland is suing the Browns over their proposed
move to a new Dome stadium in suburban brook Park,
which is about twenty minutes away from Cleveland. The lawsuit
invokes the Modell Law, named after Art Modell, who once
owned the Browns and moved them to Baltimore and pissed
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everybody in Cleveland all. The law requires teams using tax
supported facila these to give six months notice or get
permission before moving. The situation will be something to keep
an eye on, but he's probably going to get ugly
and the Indianapolis Colts are set to make history this
year by hosting the NFL's first ever regular season game
in Berlin, Germany. The Colts will be designated the home team,
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which will be played at the Olympic Stadium there. The
road team data and kickoff time will be announced when
the full NFL schedule is released later on.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Viewers has declared for the twenty
twenty five NFL Draft. Many had questioned if Viewers would
declare for the draft or transfer to another school after
the Longhorns loss to Ohio State and the College Football Playoff.
The ironic thing is that yours has been the Longhorns
starting quarterback since transferring from Ohio State. In his career
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with Texas, Quinnviewers through for nine eight yards and sixty
eight touchdowns in thirty six games. He is thirteen yards
and passing touchdowns all time for the school. Next question
is where will Youers go in the NFL Draft, which
begins on April twenty fourth. According to draft analysts, quin
Viewers will likely be drafted outside of the first round.
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That makes sense to me. He'll start getting paid, but
it'll probably go to a crappy team. That's the price
you pay for being good. And there's so many quarterbacks
who do great in college football and then not so
good in the NFL. You know who comes to mind,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Who's that? Johnny Thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Highly touted quarterback Arch Manning is expected to be the
Longhorn's new starter, and a lot of Longhorn fans, including myself,
very happy about that. The nephew of NFL quarterbacks Eli
and Peyton Manning filled in for quinn yours when he
was injured in the twenty twenty four season.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Onto the NBA.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Now, administrators at the NBA are kind of zooming out
at this year's in this season schedule for NBA games
and thinking we might need to make a few adjustments here,
not only due to southern California wildfires, but also the
Atlanta area winter storms that are going on too. Between
the two of these, some things could shift around NBA fans.
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After three games were postponed last week, two in La
won at atl the league announced that it's rescheduled nine
games to accommodate the impacted teams. The LA Lakers game
against the Charlotte Hornets was the first contest to be
postponed on January ninth. That game is now set Crypto
dot Com Arena. February nineteenth is the makeup date. Two
days later, the LA Clippers home game against the Hornets
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was postponed. The Clippers now host the Hornets at the
Intuit Dome. That's going to be March sixteenth. January eleventh,
the Atlanta Hawks game against the Houston Rockets postponed due
to winter weather. Atlanta and Houston now meet up on
January twenty eighth. Now, with those three games being moved
till later on in the season, six other changes also
had to be rescheduled.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
We will keep you posted. Check the NBA schedules for updates.
As far as our current NBA team, they lost to
the Pelicans. Some guy did a layup for the lead
with four seconds left and the Pelicans outlasted the injury
depleted MAVs one nineteen to one sixteen. Last night.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The MAVs played without their two top scorers, Luka Doncic,
who still has that calf injury, and Kyrie Irving, who's
hurt back is still bothering him, as well as usual
starting center Derek Lively, who has a right ankle injury.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Everybody's going down.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Damnbody getting hurt. The Pelicans played without Zion Williamson, who
has a hurt left hamstring. He was rested after playing
Tuesday night in Chicago. Jaden Hardy scored twenty one points
and Didnwitty finished with twenty points for Dallas, which has
lost three straight and eight out of ten games. You
see how it does when Luca and Kyrie Irving are out.
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The Mavericks now had to Oklahoma City to play against
the Thunder tomorrow night, and your Dallas Stars are on
their home eyes tonight as they play the Montreal Canadian
small Boys. The Stars took home a win against the
Canadians last Saturday in a shootout, and they hope to
do it this time again, but hope to win in
a regulation instead of all that excitement of going all
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the way to a shootout. Now the game is of
course streaming on Victory Plus. But if you head to
the American Airline Center tonight, it's TCU College Night.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I don't know what you're supposed to get on TCU
College Night. Maybe a live horn frog purple, this is
my guest. And yes, there will be a party on
the plaza before the puck drops at seven o'clock. After tonight,
the Stars will head to Colorado to play the Avalanche
Saturday in the afternoon game beginning at three o'clock. Then
the very next night, Dallas comes back here to begin
a three game homestand starting with the Detroit Red Wings
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on Sunday. And now, you know, all right, get ready
because this gon't get bizarre. A freaking pool file next
on the bow and them show Dallas Horse Classic Rock
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Our Love from the album and get your hands off
my antenna. Yeah some of you might actually believe that. Okay,
it is time for the freaking full file. You know,
there's drunk, and then there's drunk almost to the point
of death.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
A Florida man Surprised Florida, was arrested for DUI after
really pushing the blood alcohol content limit to the extreme max.
He had lots of alcohol in it. Police in Polk
County say forty three year old Miguel Rodriguez was found
pass smooth out in the driver's seat of his car,
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with the engine running and his foot on the brake
because he was leaning forward. He got his foot on
the brake and didn't run into nobody. An officer tried
to wake him up, but he was unresponsive. He wasn't
moving at all, so the officer climbed into the passenger
side and put the car in park. Inside the vehicle,
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we're twelve empty wine bobs. Oh my god. Well now,
I don't know if he drank them all that day,
but he was so up from the floor. An ambulance
was called to transport Rodriguez to the hospital, where his
blood alcohol content was calculated to be a whopping.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Point five two three damn six.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Times over the legal limits. Haynes City Police Chief Greg
Cork said that in his thirty years on the job,
he has never seen a blood alcohol content level that
high in a living person. Well, as they say, go bigger,
go home, But first you've got to sleep it off.
Into jail sale for doing much.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, all right, let's travel to Australia. An Australian woman
has asked to have her marriage annulled in court, claiming
that she was tricked into the marriage by her husband,
who told her that it was just a stunt so
that he could boost his Instagram following and it wasn't
going to be a real wedding. Oh she fell for
she totally did. The woman, whose name has not been revealed,
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told the judge that she met her husband on a
dating app and then they started seeing each other regularly.
Later on, he invited her to a so called white
party in Sydney, telling her to bring a white dress
to fit the theme of the event because everybody was
going to be wearing white. The young woman accepted, but
when she arrived at the party venue, not only was
nobody dressed in white, but the only other people there
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were her boyfriend, a photographer, the photographer's friend, and a
marriage official. Her partner took her aside and explained he
had planned a fake wedding to increase his social media
following and asked her to play along and be the bride.
She said, oh, okay, okay, I'll do it for you.
In a video shown in court, the young woman in
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her mid twenties could be seen enthusiastically playing the bride,
exchanging wedding vows, getting all lovey dovey, kissing her supposedly
fake groom in front of the camera. She had ad minute.
She never imagined she was a real bride. However, the
ceremony turned out to be very real, and now she's
a wife, which she did not want to be. Yet
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turns out the groom really did want a wife. He
was doing it so that she would add him as
a dependent in the application for permanent residency in Australia,
as it would have helped him attain his residency there.
Oh so it was all a scam by him so
he could become an Australian residence.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
How about you just ask him?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, be truthful about it is.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, I've never heard of anybody getting accidentally married. But
there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Anything for the socials.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Bo roberts Heine work smarter, not harder people This twenty
four year old Chinese man who got a skull tattoo
all over his face six years ago has had six
years worth of problems getting a job.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh why, I wonder why. He's probably the totally qualified,
big gasp from the audience. Here.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
The unnamed man, referred to only as mister A by
Chinese media no relation, by the way, shocked the entire
country with his unusual look. He claims to have been
a rebellious youth who also struggled with depression and found
refuge in his tattoos. They first started getting tattoos on
his body, but six years ago he made the radical
decision to get a skull tattoo all over his face.
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Dark holes around his eyes and on his nose, teeth
and around his mouth. And you think maybe that would
throw off employers.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, you'd be right, Oh bit maybe yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Last October he contacted a tattoo removal studio. He started
erasing the ink on one of his arms. The laser
procedure hurt like hell, but it was bearable. So he
recently started to work on his face and that was
a completely different experience. It hurt like all get out. Okay,
as we say in Texas, over in China. He said
the pain was so intense it caused him heart problems.
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So he's taking a break with half finished face tattoo removal.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And he can't find a job. He cannot find the job,
especially now there he is. Oh, he looks scary.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
He's got at least four or five more painful face
tattoo removal sessions to go and maybe then he will
have at least a semi normal life.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Good luck, Harry is becoming all too common, right, there's
a lot of people that way.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh man, you go to Orlando and go club hopping out,
there's face tattoo and platinum grill.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
There is that woman who said TJ Max was discriminating
against her because she couldn't get a job there and
ship her face was all covered in tattoo.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, come on, now, maybe there's a pattern. Yes, okay,
it seems that the new trend of porn stars is
banging as many guys as possible in a short period
of time. Another story that is here to stay. Yes,
we do. For some reason, these stories pop up all
the time. Only fans creator and you mus human penis
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pinchlooking Bonnie Blue, I bet she did, Oh, Bonnie is
claiming that she shattered Lisa Spark's previous record of banging
nine hundred and nineteen men in twenty four hours. She
took on one thousand and fifty seven men in just
twelve hours last Saturday, over one thousand men a day.
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Bonnie posted on her Instagram past Sunday, thank you to
all the barely legal, barely breathing and all the unfaithful husbands.
In the video accompanying her posts, Bonnie shared how she
was feeling after finishing the feat, noting that she was
actually doing fine. However, she's probably walking a little plenny
right now. You think curious about the math, Well, of
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course you are. The rate banging over one thousand guys
in just twelve hours comes out to just over forty
seconds per guy. Oh wow, say get in, get out,
Get in, get out, and then go away.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What did you call her?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A penis a penis? Pen push and then paula, get
along with your death. Oh man, but you might want
to see a VD doctor just in case there might
have been a small hole in your rubber if you
didn't wear one. Definitely go see a D doctor. She's
a porn star. I'm never having sex again. Oh God,
(22:26):
what's wrong with people?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah? But thank God for him. That's why we have
the freaking fool file.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hey, it could be their last tour and you don't
want to miss it. Ac DC is headed to North
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Yeah, like, there's only one evil room on that lone
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so Evil Woman by Electric Like Orchestra is time to
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Rush doesn't get you going in the morning, I'm surprised. Lord,
you will probably have to stay home here today. By
the way, we just got a call from an old
friend that we hadn't heard from in a while.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Hey, Bo, it's Turtle.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
What's up, Turtle?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Where you been? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I went back to work part time, driving h a
bus for the Senior Citizen prays here and Irving, And
I never knew that the seniors were crazier than me. Man,
I'm gonna say he now. Man, it's like it's it's
the whole trip.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Man every day.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You know why seniors are that way because they just
don't give a rats ass anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And they've earned that right.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
B Oh, do what the hell I.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Want to do?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You say what I want to do?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Well, I just want to call you and tell you
I love y'all. All.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
We love you back there, Turtles, stay in touch, all right, y'all.
Take it easy. I wonder where that boy has been.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
No, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, Well he disappears for a while, then all of
a sudden he is shield.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You think he's listening to Lone Star while he's driving
those senior.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Citizens and they're going, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
They're probably going.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Turn off the radio, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
In the latest episode of land Man with Billy Bob Thornton,
they show them taking a bustload of seniors to Rix Cabaret.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Rix Cabaret. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Wow, that's a fun day activity.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The right Rich cabaret that's here? Yeah, I think the
fort Worth the HTB one.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah, well that's why they film it here in the
fort Worth area.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let's write a scene where we go get to watch
some naked women. Oh you got you got to see this,
you guys. It's a good series. Okay. Got a request
by email earlier John and Ferris who used to have
the masturbating yellow jacket on the water tower, but they
changed it after we've been honking about it for so long.
(25:48):
So John and Ferris wants to hear a song we
hadn't played in a while. Strip club Daddy. Oh yeah,
have you heard strip club daddy start bringing on?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
It is.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Late one night ain't Tulsa.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
At a club called Honey Buns, a man pulled in
the parking lot with his four year old son.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He said, I'm going in. I have some daddy things
to do, so stay here in the car or else
the monsters will eat you.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
So daddy grabbed some singles and he went inside the door.
The boy thought, I'll.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Make Daddy proud, cause I'm a big boy of.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Four, and although the vad monsters made it stared, he
never cried. He just sat and watched as lots of
other daddy's went inside. After half an hour, he thought.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
I gotta go real bad, but if I get peepy
on Daddy's leather seats, he'll be real mad. I know
that Daddy set that all the monsters would eat me,
but I hope they let me.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Go so I can make a Winkie week.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
He stepped out in the parking lot and ran for
his young life to the front door of the building
with the flashing blinky lights. Once he got inside, the
boy could not believe his eyes. There were lots of
mommies there of every shape and size. Mommies up on
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tables and swinging round on poles. Most of them had
lost their shirts. The boy hoped they weren't cold. He
saw a cowboy mommy wearing spurs and boots and chaps, and.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Several daddies hadsome mommies.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Sitting in their laps.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Can you help me, he asked a mom.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
In a girl Scout costume. Eventually they found his daddy
in the shipping room. Daddy took a ride that night
with two big police scenemen and little Bob. Never was
the scene.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
In that cute Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Okay, fun with music day and I
love this band, but I hate to pick on the Beatles,
but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Of course you are.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Let's just suppose what if? What if? What if the
Beatles were actually a hair metal band from the nineteen
eighties the late eighties, like.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Bon Jovie or something like the Poison right.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Up there with Poison don Jovi and others. Oh boy,
so Revolver, which that song is on, would have been
a heavy metal album from the Okay, okay, so what
if the Beatles were actually the heavy metal hair band
from the eighties, that song would sound like this, man,
(29:19):
Well there you go. That's what the Beatles would sound
like if they were a hair band from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Not that now, you know?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Get ready because we got some ac DC tickets coming up.
Lay on the blow and then show hey once where
you're pointing that thing, Dallas, What was Classic rockelone Star
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ninety two five? Well, there's ac DC for you, and
I believe.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
We have some ac DC thinkings right now that we do,
and how are we gonna give them away back?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Well, fun with music day. Sometimes I'll do a movie
theme or a TV theme. But the feedback I get
from you guys, you listeners, is that you really like
cartoon theme trivia, because everybody has watched all these cartoons. Sure, sure,
and this is an old one. This is an old
cartoon theme. But I guarantee you most of you have
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seen this cartoon. If you can name this cartoon theme,
I will give you the tickets to ac DC, which
is April fourteenth at Jerry World. How you said it
was old?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Is it like from the sixties.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's from the sixties, sixties, but I think it's still
shown in some form.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
They changed the format of it on the cartoon channel
or something like.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That, but it's still on.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
OK.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
So tell me this cartoon theme from the sixties. Got
a clue, Come on, a couple. I watched this part
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too all the time.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
No, that's not what about that?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, No, no, the'll no to let me let you
listen to it for a while. Yeah, you might have
trouble if you two are having trouble.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Nobody gonna have trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It sounds so familiar.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Gues.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Would you hear the answer?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
You're gonna go ye, No, that's not it either, damn it.
Take another guess, Annabelle.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, man, I got it, just got it? All right? Wow,
that goes back to the sixties. Yes, teen sixty six
was out? Wow? All right? Two one four or eight
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one seven seven eight seven one nine five. Let's go
to the phone. Bone them show, Okay, tell me what
cartoon theme that is? Space CBS Space Kid. You're so
club you missed what you miss I hate it for you, man.
And here's the hint.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
That's a good hints.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
One of them? Show what cartoon theme is at the
Jets day the Jets, I mean, if you think about it, George,
Jets Club for hellrd. All right, this one's got it.
Bone of them? Show what cartoon theme is at is it?
Johnny Glenn? You first guests? First? Bar them? Show what
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cartoon theme is that Space Goals. I used to love
that cartoon, Yeah, I did when I was a kid.
All right, who is this Bill? Bill? Hold on, Bill,
we gotta get some information from you. We'll hook you
up with ac DC tickets. All right right, all right,
(33:27):
Space Goals? He on Host to Coast he had that thing,
you would press it, yeah, praise out of the I
wish the hell I could do that. I know some
people I'd like the vaper rode. We'd be all messed
up in here if you could do that.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
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thanks to Metallica. Find out more at lone Star ninety
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Speaker 1 (34:30):
Lone starnt you got? Have you ever seen that bumper
sticker that says no gas, no ass, then no free ride.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, there's another one that says ass grass or cash,
nobody rides there.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
There you go, There you go, Edgar winner. Edgar's a
cool guy to talk to. He's got some story, Yes
he does. By the way. Our winner of the ac
DC tickets, Bill Porham, is that his name?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, he is a retired fire fire Yeah, thank you Bill,
which takes balls.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Absolutely and he must be watching everything going on in California,
say yeah, God bless them.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
We sit here and tell Dick Jogs is what we do.
And he's a first time winner.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, Bill at sixty six years old listening to bow Forever,
never won a damn thing, and now he's got.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Ac DCC persistence pays off that. Lorne Michaels, you know
Lorne Michaels, Saturday Night Live, the creator. He's eighty years old.
Oh wow, I did not know he was that old.
He is the creator of the long runnings get showed
Saturday Night Live. He has donated his career archives to
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the Harry Ransom Center at the University of Texas.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, it's a big humanitarian a humanities center is what
it is in humanities.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But it's a Ransom center. In other words, if you
go in, you get kidnapped or something.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
He used to be the dean or the chancellor of
University of Texas well.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
The Lorne Michaels collection includes behind the scenes rehearsal notes,
scripts and photographs of the SNL characters and sketches from
a show that launched the careers of comedians Gilda Radner,
May she Rest in peace, and also John Belushy, May
he Rest in peace, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Tina Fey,
Amy Poehler, and others. It also includes some of his
(36:21):
personal correspondents SNL. Did you Know Saturday Night Live is
the most Emmy Award nominated show in television history?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Fifty years of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's in his fiftieth season. It is set to broadcast
SNL fifty the Anniversary Special Live on February sixteenth. A
four episode documentary series on SNL will be released on
Peacock Today. The Michaels Collection documents his career in television
from his earliest writing for Rowan and Martin's Laugh. I
(36:56):
didn't know he wrote for them. Also he wrote for
the Phyllis Diller Show. Imbers that Wow. But the bulk
of it is related to Saturday Night Live. I wouldn't
miss that for nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's going to be a special exhibit there in Austin
at the Ransom Center.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yes got it, Okay, Yes, Ransom Center. So if you
go in and get kidnapped and held for ransom, well
it's just the ticket price. It's like being held for ransom.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Your wallet will be held for ransom. I think, come in,
I think I want to see that. All right, we
got a request. We're doing it right, We're breathing, and
that's all we asked for. There you go, man, Hey,
I got a request for full of music day. All right,
what's that? It's been a long time, so I heard
Barbie A di z Barbi a to z. Yes, it
(37:45):
has been a while now, hasn't it? Sure has? Well,
hang on and let it do it for you. I
appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The last time we played this was when that goofy
ass Barbie movie.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, So by request, here is Barbie eight z Z.
This is the Barbie alphabet. It's called Barbie's from A
to z.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Okay, Appalachian Barbie with her shattered dream trailer asthmatic Barbie
with an albuteruldhaler, bad breath. Barbie's breath smells really rough.
Crack smoking Barbie just can't get enough. Dim witted Barbie
(38:24):
don't know what she wants to be. But Barbie's still
Barbie from A.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
To z.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
And on with the alphabet yes and it all.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Barbie takes a pill and dies. Fast food Barbie has
forty inch thighs.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
G string Barbie can really shake it.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Hedonism Barbie suntans naked, Indignant bitch Barbie thinks she's hot.
Junkie Barbie always needs a shot. Kavorkian Barbie helps can die.
Lesbian Barbie doesn't need a guy bum mutant Ninja Barbie's
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got web feet, while nerdy geekye Barbie thinks the internet's
neat of naxious. Drunk Barbie drinks her ripple and punk
rocker Barbie.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Just pierced her ouch. Quitter job Barbie gives her boss
the finger.
Speaker 7 (39:18):
Rude, tasteless Barbie goes on Jerry Springer Satanic worship.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Barbie has red eyes in it.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
Talking dirty Barbie, I won'turbon. Hip hop Barbie thinks Eminem's
a stud, while vampire Barbie wants to sock you're the blood.
Wireless Barbie in her cellular phones, X rated Barbie always
cleans and bounce.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Bound bound yuppie Barbie thinks her mini vans the best.
Zero tolerance Barbie complete with urine tests. Jamie, she's such
a whiner.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Hey on to go to Miamis He's a cry baby
damn straight Dallas fors Classic lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Wait just a moment, my friend. Okay, what I've got
something for it and I can't find it. What do
you got? He's looking for something serious look on his face. Oh,
here you go. I can't it. Here you go. This
is so stupid, but I'm gonna play it anyway. Ooh
looking forward, exciting, no career.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Well, Trump has started up the External Revenue Service and
you could come work with me at the External Revenue
Service Collection Agency. Yeah, but it's our job to call
around and get the money back that we're old. For example,
Hey China, remember that shimming of microchips we sent you? Huh?
The ones that fell up the truck was her money?
You al was twenty mil at Belgium, Remember when you
bet us a billion dollars at the price of oil
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wouldn't go up?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well you lost.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
You always sent money plus five points on the principal.
Hey Sweden, remember the other of various commodities we shipped
to you not for nothing, but I'd hate for your
legs to get broken. Sweden, give us some money the
External Revenue Service Collection Agency.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Joynte be afraid be very afraid. God, James Gandalfini has
been dead for a while and people are still doing
impression every wise guy, Yeah, rolling over in his grave
right now. Well, something told me that it was too
good to be true. An Israeli Cabinet meeting to approve
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the ceasefire and hostage deal with Hamas was delayed this morning.
Oh no, after Prime Minister Benjamin Netting Yahoo accused the
militant group of reneging on parts of the agreement. Netting
Yahoo's office said the cabinet would not convene until Hamas
accepted all the elements of the deal. No questions asked.
(41:47):
Hamas officials said on social media that the group is
committed to the agreement announced yesterday. So what's the hold up?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Nen Yah?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Who wasn't happy? And now a lot of people that
were waiting for those hostages be released aren't happy.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's like, here's a thousand dollars,
but I'm keeping it. You can hold it for a minute,
but I'm keeping it. Neither provided any further details. But
I mean, just when we thought all men fine, finally,
especially want those hostages home.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Exactly, President Joe Biden delivered his farewell address to the
nation from the Oval Office last night, just days before
he leaves office and President elect Trump returns to the
White House. Soon to be former president, warned America about
the ultra wealthy gaining positions of power and going unchecked
the oligarchy. As the new administration is set to take
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over next week, Joe had to get one last jab
at the President elect before leaving. Biden also criticized social
media companies getting rid of fact checking on their platforms,
and he blamed much of his poor standing during his
final months in office on misinformation online. His speech is
the latest in a series of room marks on domestic
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policy and foreign relations. He gives up his reign on Monday,
MLK Day, that's inauguration day.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
In fact checking, you're not doing the fact That.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Is so sad to me. Yeah, because there's so many
lies on the Internet and people believe it because they
saw it on the internet.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Well for his own Internet, by god, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Very scary there you go.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well, the other side of the coin to that is
there's an awful lot of painful reality that we found
out on the Internet and getting news as fast as
we do. I don't know when we're going to run
out of cringeworthy stories from the world of corrupt leaders
in the faith corner of the world.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh God, another one of those.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Chuck Adare, lifetime registered sex offender once listed on America's
Most Wanted for running off with an underage girl, has
been found as a ministry leader at Grace Placed Church
of Christ in Duncanville.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Horrible, damn. Didn't they do a background check or did
they just say we forgive you?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Well, he said he's a man of God. I agree
with retented.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
If they didn't do a background check before, it looks
like they're doing one now and they found out that
this guy's a dangerous predator, Warren survivor advocate Amy Smith,
and a video shared on x on New Year's Day.
He should not have a position of leadership as a pastor.
He was being truthful about keeping away from children. He's
not being truthful about that. So the sixty two year
old Adare was convicted of sexual assault of a child
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ten years in prison for that.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That was back in ninety six.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
The convention came after he initiated a relationship then underage
girl he met in his youth group while working for
a church in Tulsa. In nineteen ninety, he ran off
with the fifteen year old fifteen fifteen oh Man. Alert
was issued on America's Most Wanted about it, so he
really was an America's most wanted subject.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
He was arrested after eleven days on the run.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
He was found at a motel in Las Vegas, Gross Dude.
In nineteen ninety six, he was convicted. Adare went on
to marry his victim in ninety eight he turned eighteen
while he was a prisoner. He was thirty eight when
she turned eighteen. The marriage lasted two years, and then
the girl divorced him in the year two thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Can you go home now?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
God, throw up boat here? These guys are making you
look real bad. Might want a Yanka not in their ass.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
You know, there's some lightning coming down from the clouds
here soon. I think here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
The family of an Oregon man who suffered from severe
burns after his face caught on fire during surgery.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Damn, oh, how horrible.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
The family is suing the hospital for nine hundred thousand dollars.
Why didn't just make it an even million?
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
In December of twenty twenty two, fifty two year old
John Michael Murdoch was undergoing a procedure as part of
his treatment for cancer of the tongue. Part of the
preparation for that surgery involved his face being swabbed with
alcohol for sterilization, but when the alcohol wasn't given enough
time to dry, his face caught on fire when it
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came aim into contact with a surgical tool that emitted
a spark hurn your face. Murdoch lived for six more
months after the incidents, so coming to cancer in June
of twenty twenty three. While the burns caused by the
surgical fire were not sighted as his cause of death,
A lawsuit filed last December said that Murdoch suffered greatly
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and lived with disfiguring scars and other traumatic wounds to
his face that never fully healed before he died.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Can you imagine the pain of him?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
The lawsuit stated that Murdoch was awake and conscious during
the fire. Some people who worked at the hospital said
they could hear him scream all the way down the hall.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Now, I'm not a lawyer, but it sounds like this
family has a good case. Yeah you think, and I
did probably super twice. Then.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, if I was a hospital, I'd just be writing
the check lots of them.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yes, if you're afraid of spiders, you're afraid of spider.
Eh So. I had a friend of mine that was
not scared of anything. He was terrified of spiders. If
he saw one in his house, he would go outside
and call an extermination. Well, there's a new species that
could kill you in minutes, but only if you're in Australia.
(47:19):
Scientists there have discovered a new species of the deathly
funnel web spider that is bigger and more venomous than
its relatives. There are species of the Australian funnel web
spiders intead of just one. Scientists have named the three
and a half inch long species big Boy Big. Common
Sydney funnel web spiders, in comparison, can grow to up
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to only two inches. Only male funnel web spiders have
venom that can kill an adult, and thirteen deaths have
been attributed to the common spighter between nineteen twenty seven.
In the early eighties. No, people aren't exactly dropping life
five got them bow, Look, damn you know what he'll
(48:04):
kill him?
Speaker 6 (48:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Size twelve? D?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Well, if you don't have a dose of the anti
venom with you, watch where you step, especially if you're barefoot.
All right, all right, has a picture of the last
clock I've heard. The lone Star ticket window is open
and we have tickets to see comedian Aziz. I'm sorry.
He's coming to the Music Hall at fair Park in
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Dallas Saturday, April twelfth. He was on that show Parks
and Recreation with Amy Poehler. Well he gonna be hill tomorrow,
uh April twelfth. Yeah, I was thinking of Brady Matthews,
our comedian that is coming in today or tomorrow. I
need a nap, all right, So we got tickets if
your caller number sixteen sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's how many movies Aziz Azari has been in, including
A Love Man and Get Me to the Greek.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Well, now you know, two and four eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine, Bring your Friends on the
Bone and Them show on lone Star ninety two five,
Kallas Hopers Classic Lone Star ninety two five. If you
hear that song and you don't think of cheech Marin
won't wrapping off the far polishing it, getting ready for
it to go machine the machi. All right. The global
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music industry hit four point eight trillion streams last year.
Oh really, that's a lot. That's a new single year record.
That's up from fourteen percent from twenty twenty three, which
held the previous record.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
It's because we need music in our life, though, damn rie.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Men. If you streamed a lot more music in twenty
twenty four, and in particular a lot of women pop performers,
you are not alone. In America. On demand audio streams
grew at a rate of six point four percent, totaling
one point four trillion.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That is crazy.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Contemporary music is cooling the fueling the growth. The overwhelming
majority of US plays seventy nine point five percent were
from songs released in twenty ten or later. Songs released
between twenty twenty and twenty twenty four accounted for nearly
half of all stream okay, and they were mostly led
by women. Number one Taylor Swift, number two, Billy Eyelash,
(50:22):
Oh yes, okay. Sabrina Carpenter is number three, Ariana Grande
is number four, and indeed Purple It's number five. Olivia Rodrigo.
She had two point six.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Billion streams, and she's hot as a firecracker man, good lord, Yes.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
I saw her on Saturday night lavas. Oh dyl her
saddle down boys trying we got this call? Hello boy,
that show? Good question for you. I who did the
voice of Johnny Quest?
Speaker 9 (50:52):
God?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Who did Let's miss Anna look it up for you.
Who did the voice of Johnny Quest? I almost picked
that theme for the giveaway today?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh my gosh, it says it was Tim Matheson. Tim Matheson, Yes,
that's what it said. House.
Speaker 8 (51:13):
Yes, he was fourteen when he did it.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh so you already? Well that that enlightens me. I
didn't know it was him, but he was ordering animal house,
Yes he was. Oh man, Well, hey, thanks for calling. Bye.
How about from Johnny Quest?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Can you name the characters in Johnny Quest? There was
five of them? No, Doctor, Benon questa Race Bennon, Danny,
Johnny Quest, and Hodgie and the dog's name. See useless
(51:58):
trivia That will do you no good whatsoever. It's not fun.
We're crazy. That's why we talk about all this stuff.
Gotta quick, all right, get ready to rock the bank.
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WO lone Star ninety two five. Well, sometimes Sammy Hagar
can drive fifty five, but he hardly ever does it.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Oh hey, well no, not with those cars.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Didn't he has leave me on a skateboard. Didn't he
get stopped for like doing one hundred and thirty miles
an hour across the bridge.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I think that's why that song came up.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Sammy, Sammy, listen, be careful. We'd hate to lose you.
But he just feels the need for speed yep.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
And he's got a lot of cars that are speedsters.
M yeah, it does real good performance vehicles.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
And speaking of Sammy Hagar, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
We've got time wasters on the Bow and them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
And if you have not seen Sammy Hagar in concert
and want to, you may want to have to go
to his show at Lucas Oil Live next month because
Sammy Hagar is hinting he may stop touring.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, it's a pain in the ash to tour if
you play in Vegas. Yeah, you don't have to break
everything down and set it back up. That's what he's saying,
when you go to another time.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
He told the Miami Herold, I don't think I want
to go on tour anymore. And I hate to say
that because I don't want to piss my fans off.
But he likes the idea of doing a residency, and
that is why he's looking forward to doing that in
Las Vegas this spring.
Speaker 8 (53:51):
A residency allows you to change the setup every night,
like when I play in Cobble. I've played four or
five nights in a row in Cobble before.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Without repeating one song. We won't do that in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (54:03):
I mean, we're gonna have a show, but every night
we'll switch out some Van Halen song, switch out, some
Sammy Sola switch out, some chicken Foot, switch out, some Montrose.
I have such a vast catalog, and to go out
and play a two hour show, you just put a
dent in it. So we can do that, and we
could rehearse because we're not traveling.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Okay, remember that show. I don't think it's still on
on the road with Sammy Hagar like that. Yeah, he
went to Billy Bob's in Fort Worth and Willie Nelson
was playing. Yeah, and Sammy went on the cannabus and
he got told.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, you don't want to partake with Willy Nelson because
he's a professional.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, he gets the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
I mean, you're talking about a country artist who has
his own line of stickers and t shirts that say this,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, that was Toby Keith.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Hey, The Vegas Residency is nine shows that are going
to run from April thirtieth to May seventeenth. Also up
on the Boat and Them show page. So many rock
stars stepping up to help out with wildfire relief in LA,
including Dave Grohl, who spent his fifty sixth birthday on
Tuesday helping feed those affected by the LA wildfires. Of
Foo Fighters front Man teamed up with Feed the Streets
(55:17):
Los Angeles to make huge bats of chili. We've got
that full story up. Also the video of him making
that chili that you can check out the Eagles have
donated two and a half million dollars to Fire Aid
that benefit concert set for January thirtieth in LA. It's
not confirmed at this time that the band's going to
be playing at that show. Performers as well as ticket
(55:39):
information expected to be announced in the coming days. We'll
keep you posted on that. Proceeds from this concert will
go towards supporting all the families that have been displaced,
also fire prevention and rebuilding the infrastructure in southern California.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Man, I hate to see that on the line.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
It's horrible. And speaking of charity relief, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young,
Stevie Nicks, Paul McCartney, Sting and others have all donated
autographed items to the Music Cares Charity Relief auction, which
is going to be held February second at the Recording
Academy in Santa Monica, California, Online at julianauctions dot com.
(56:15):
I went to the website. It is some really cool
stuff up for auction and it's all going to charity.
One of the things is a guitar that was used
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies,
signed by Ozzie, Billy Idol and Wolfgang van Halen and
several others. And good news and bad news for fans
of Bob Dylan and TikTok. The good news is Bob
(56:38):
Dylan has finally joined TikTok. The bad news is he
joined TikTok just days before it could be banned in
the United States. That's what I was thinking, Yeah, it
could be banned. On Sunday, Bob Dylan's post featured a
fifty second montage of his career highlights and his music
as well, like a rolling stone knocking on Heaven Store.
(56:58):
It's really a good post, so if you want to
check that out. And finally, comedian Bill Burr, who had
to evacuate from his home to the California wildfires, was
on Kimmel this week and he went off on all
the so called fire experts on the internet. You have
to check out this video Bill Bird just going off
(57:18):
on them on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone star ninety two five. Well,
that's enough of this crap for one day.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, Fun with Music Day was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, that's why we call it with you again. The
name Yes Tomorrow, Fried Day, Yeah, Buddy yeah, Buddy good.
Brady Matthews. Brady Matthews. He's at Tk's Comedy Club and steakhouse.
He's going to join us also, and we'll also do
our NFL Divisional round pro picks with the Deuceman himself. Okay,
(57:53):
and you got to reveal sometime tomorrow who won our
pro picks in the regular season. Okay, all right, I
got the scores. It's been a mystery right now, but
we will find out tomorrow who gets a dinner anywhere
they want it. So join us on the after show
decompression session. We will keep it kind of brief because
(58:16):
guess what, we got another damn immediately.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
Yeah yeah, But come on over to the facebook page,
the Lone Star facebook page, say hello to us.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
We'll be on there for a few minutes, starting in
just a couple of minutes. Well, these guys here love
to have meetings, don't they.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's what they get their paycheck for.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Like it's going to do any good.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
It's a bonus for every meeting.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Oh yeah, you guys are like a drug for bosses.
Oh well, that's the way it is as Walter kronkitit
used to say, by the way, look up Walter cronkitit.
If you're a gym z or I'm talking about all right,
So we'll see you on the After show, and we'll
see you on the Friday shown up show. I join
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us on the f show. We'll see tomorrow.
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