The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 20, 2025 (Ep 1291) MLK Day, Soup Drops, and Watermelon-Crushing Thighs.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Harvey, want anything special for your birthday?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Just a decent cup of coffee? You're kidding, I'm serious, honey.
Your coffee is undrinkable.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's pretty harsh.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, so's your coffee.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
You know the girls down at the office make better
coffee on their hot plates.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, see you later. And he didn't even kiss me goodbye.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
You know, if I could just make a decent cup
of coffee, I could relax.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So relax.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Why don't you try instant folgers taste good as fresh, perked,
good as.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Fresh purd I'll surprise Harvey for his birthday tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hey, great coffee. It's instant folgers. Doesn't it taste good
as fresh, perked?

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Better, better than those girls make at the office.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Honey, their coffee can't hold a candle to yours. Instant
folders taste good as fresh perked. Try it?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
How must have the wrong house? Oh so much?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
They waited up all night. You know it's a long
way from West Africa.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh coffee, I brought you something from far away?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
My present this year.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Five? It's fool see I smelled it. He's back byan
You have to leave? What what are you guys talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
We know what's going on here. We know you're trying
to each other.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
What No, Oh, please, brothers and sisters, don't look at
each other like that.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
He sent you to West Africa for a reason, Ryan,
to separate you and your sister.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, what's this? He's my present this year Jesus Christ. Okay,
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Son.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And I'm in love with your daughter, Ryan? What is
in that box? What's in the box? Ryan? It's unbelievable, Emily.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I love that we have so much in common because
we grew up together. I just want to wake up
every morning to the smell of you and Falter's Columbian
Dark Ross. Emily, will you make me the happiest brother?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Se I, my brother, This fool is in your Where
else could you hear an in bread coffee commercial like
this show?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh? Nowhere in Arkansas?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Have I ever played that before? I think I've played
it a long time ago. It's a it's a fake
commercial that's on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
What's the occasion? Is it Joe Folster's birthday? No, it's
National Coffee Break Day.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
The term coffee break originated in the late nineteenth century
in Stoughton, Wisconsin, during a time when women working in
factories would take a brief break to drink some coffee
and talk bad about their husband. I love it, especially
if their husbands act like that douche bag and that cameracy.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, it's Martin Luther King.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Junior Day, as you probably know, National Day of Service.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It celebrates the day a great man who did great
things for the civil rights movement. It's also a national holiday.
And some of you are hearing me say this because
you have the day off and they're still snoring away.
That being said, we could have taken this day off.
We could have, but number one on the show must
go on, Amen, And number two we're gonna work today

(04:05):
and bank this day off to plug it in somewhere
else here.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Make our vacation a little bit long, damn right, a
couple of days.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I love it when we do that, or make a
three day weekend. Don't you flirt with me?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Like the Improv group and uport word.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That's it. That's it. It's blue Monday, just like the
Fats Domino song from the Fifth Google It, Kids, Google it.
Blue Monday is usually the third Monday of the month.
That is said to be the most depressing day of
the year, although I wouldn't count it being the only
depressing now.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I thought it was because it was so damn cold.
It's like nineteen degrees right now.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, but that's not depressing, that's just uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well true, but it makes you blue.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I mean, there's a lot more days this year to
get impressed about. Oh look a hero over Baldy, those
National Dusk Jockey Day. Let's hear it for all of us.
He stool deal. I'm running for cover on this one. Yeah,
another reason we could have taken the day off if
we wanted to, but we did.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Think about what radio station you listen to growing up
and what disc jockeys do you remember? And don't say
me okay always.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, d remember you used to dons used.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
To listen to all the jocks on kl i F
the Mighty eleven ninety it was for me.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
It was c K one O one, Cocoa Beach, Florida,
Steve Ocean Commotion, backward motion in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Over at KLi F. There was a disc jockey at
night named cousin Lenny, who I later became good friends with.
He was yeah, I like hear lie. It is take
a walk out doors day? Yeah right in this okay, Kale.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
We have a cold weather advisory through tomorrow, so please
stay warm, stay safe.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
If we're plugging this day off into another day in
the year, yeah, why can't we plug this day into
a when it's a little warmer.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Huh? We can, definitely.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It is Elementary School Teacher Day, but you guys need
this day of us do once again, thanks for looking
after our little hellspawn kids during the school year day
so mama can watch her stories.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
In peace and don't try to lie to us and
tell us that they're so well behaved.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, non whelm the hands, especially when I raised that
leather strap up to his ass when he won't shut up.
It is Penguin Awareness Day. I'm aware that it might
be cold. I see a bunch of them walking on
the side of the.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Road definitely comfortably in this studio.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I I bet they're good eating too. It's National Cheese
Lover's Day right here. Really, do you like cheese curds?
All of it? Man? Kryptonite to me? Well, you can
have mine, because I don't feel good eating something that
rhymes with turns and surds uge turns. It's also today's

(07:07):
inauguration Day. Every January twentieth this year is going to
be held inside the Capitol Building, kind of like it
was two weeks earlier in twenty twenty one, when a
lot of tourists were inside the Capitol build.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. Apparently Inauguration Day
wasn't always on January.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh that's right, I got a whole inauguration Day, did
you know interest And then we've got the Cheap Trick ticket.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yes, we do. Actually we're going to do pick your ticket.
So between Cheap Trick and Dallas Maverick Stick all morning.
Are you getting ready for the joke?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Here we go, Oh that messed up one more time.
Now here he is singing, That's what I like about you,
and then all of a sudden he goes hey, like
he was trying to keep the wake from baby up.
You know, hey, tell them all right, I overthink these
things a little bit too much, all right, rescules in

(08:06):
his time for sports of all.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Sorts, Brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, before we get to the playoffs yesterday playoffs. The
Dallas Cowboys are at an important crossroads for any organization.
Let's get this out of the way now, picking the
next head coach. After Mike McCarthy and Jerry Callley quits,
the Cowboys organization is searching for its next head coach,
the tenth in franchise history. Wow. Names have been swirling

(08:34):
around the rumor mill. So far, only three candidates have
been linked to actual interviews with the Cowboys, Robert Slay,
Leslie Fraser, and Kellen Moore. Still, others like Dion Sanders
have been reached out to without being formally interviewed yet.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like Dion Sanders, Yeah, I think today they're going to
interview Leslie Fraser from the Seahawks.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right, well, right now, there are plenty of names
on the market, but there's also plenty of competition because
five other teams are currently having head coach openings YEP,
the Chicago Bears, the New Orleans Saints, the New York Jets,
the Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Las Vegas Raiders. So it's
a big market out there. Have fun with it, and

(09:19):
some Cowboy fans are calling for owner Jerry Jones's head
on a pine stick again after Dallas's fiercest rivals each
punched their tickets to the conference championship.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, and with former Dallas Cowboy coaches James coaches exactly
on Saturday, the Washington Commander has pulled off a miraculous
upset win in the divisional round, defeating number one seed
Detroit Lions forty five to thirty one on the road.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And it was a win that surprised a lot of
people watching. And I really wanted Detroit to move on
and go to the Super Bowl, but the football gods
apparently had other plans. One day later, the Philadelphia Eagles
Stack saved off a late scare from the Los Angeles
Rams to win twenty eight twenty two at snow covered
Lincoln Financial Field, And having to watch the Commanders and

(10:09):
Eagles duke it out for a Super Bowl berth wasn't
bad enough. The Cowboys now find themselves a top an
undesirable leader ball.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Thanks to Washington's victory, Dallas now boasts the longest active
NFC conference drought in the NFL, having gone twenty eight
years without reaching the second round.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
From last game of the postseed home congratulations Jerry.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
They didn't make it to the second game, second lost game.
Oh jeez, we're number one. We're number one. And now
Jerry needs a new head coach, and some of the
candidates are war of taking the job because they know
they'll have to have Jerry looking over their shoulders the
whole time. So next Sunday we find out who's headed
to New Orleans to play in the Super Bowl. The
Eagles and Commanders kick off at two o'clock for the

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NFC title, and the Chiefs and Bills play at five
point thirty to claim the crown in the AFC.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Tonight's Tonight the College Football Playoff National Championship game featuring
the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
The game will be played tonight in Atlanta Mercedes Benz Stadium.
Kickoff is at six thirty our time, and you can
catch the game on ESPN now. The winner tonight claims
the national championship in the first year of the expanded

(11:21):
twelve team college Football Playoff and the longest college football
season ever. The Irish, led by quarterback Riley Leonard and
head coach Marcus Freeman, are in the national championship game
for the first time since the twenty twelve season, while
the Buckeyes, led by quarterback Will Howard and head coach
Ryan Day, are in it for the first time since
the twenty twenty season and the third time of the

(11:43):
College Football Playoff era. Ohio State has won plenty of
champions and they're favored tonight. Yeah. The latest CFP National
Championship Game odds via sports Line list Ohio State as
an eight and a half point favorite against Notre Dame Notre.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Estate. You know, because they beat the long Horns.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
That Notre Dame is a Catholic school.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh okay, there's that. Well. Ave Maria is one of
the cheerleaders. Let's rewind you MAVs fans back to Friday night.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
You probably heard this is fantastic news for our Dallas MAVs.
A great win over the Oklahoma City Thunder Friday night,
one six to ninety eight. When all was said and done,
it did not come without it sacrifices. Yes, we have
a fatter injury list after Friday night's game. Jaden Hardy's
fresh ankle injury happened almost as soon as he checked

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into the game Friday night, and then there was Dwight Powell.
He slipped and chalked up a legit hip injury Friday
night as well, So Dwight and Jaden are fully expected
to sit out next to Luca and Dante unfortunately for
MLK Day. NBA now, our MAVs sit at twenty two
and nineteen seventh place in the Western Conference and they
play the Charlotte Hornet tip off today since it's tim

(13:01):
okay in a holiday tip off today in Charlotte is
at eleven a m our time.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh that's right, Well, you know nobody's working. Let's play
the game early, early day game. I don't have a
problem with that. Hey the Stars won. Yeah, normally I
would go Dallas Star, but they lost the night before,
so I didn't want to make it to tomorrow. Jason
Robertson had one of three first period goals plus a

(13:30):
third period assist, and Jay Gottinger made thirty three says
as the Dallas Stars beat the Detroit Red Wings four
to one last night at the American Airline Center. The
win came after the Stars lost to Colorado Avalanche the
night before. Robertson scored twice in forty seconds in Dallas'
six to three loss at Colorado on Saturday. Detroit has

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lost three of its last four games. They had won
their first seven after Todd McClelland replaced Derek Lalande as
coach on December twenty sixth, the day after Christmas. Goalies
for the Stars Jay Gottinger has won seven of his
last eight starts for twenty three RNs second in the NHL.
I ain't sure who's first. I think it's quick. Is

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he the one that stanam? Anyway? The Stars have won
eight straight games against the Red Wings beginning April twenty fourth,
twenty twenty one. Dallas has the day off today and
we'll play another home game tomorrow night against the Carolina Hurricanes.
Puck will drop at seven o'clock. A lot of people
brave the cold at fort Worth stocks You at rodeo
yesterday they did. I don't think I would have been

(14:34):
out in that neither. While most of the events are indoors,
people did have to walk from building the building. It's
kind of tilly. The Fort Worth stock Showing Rodeo says
they have protocols and programs in place in case there's
any snow or ice. In fact, crews are prepared to
sand and salt the sidewalks so somebody won't bust their
ass walk into a million.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, don't want to lawsuit now.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
The animals are comfortable in the cold temperatures that they
spend much of their time outdoors, but since most events
take place indoors, everything is still on schedule despite the
cold tempered here sticking around. Stock show runs until February
twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
February eighth, I think, Oh did I say twenty eight?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah? All that while that was on the thing, I
was recording.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
And man, let me tell you the parking lots for
the Stark Show next to Billy Bob's out there mud. Okay,
So think of wet, cold and mud combined and sticking
to your shoes.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Nasty and not fun. And A top Chinese basketball player
simply named Zang has been suspended after being accused of
smuggling his girlfriend into his team dormitory in a suitcase.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
When confirmed about it, he said he did smuggle her
into his dorm, but it was only so she could
help him with his whole Yes. Yes. In a statement,
the Chinese basketball associate and said he had not handled
his personal matters appropriately. Earlier this month, Zang's girlfriend, who
was not identified, was a struggling arc students studying English.
In fact, the couple studied all night long Norman. But

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the scandal unfolded a day ahead of Zang's clubs one
O three to ninety loss to Quing Dow Eagles, a
team in eastern China where he only scored five points
and made three turnovers. Just caught Mick Rockies Manager women
Waken legs, Rock Women Waken Legs. I'm saying that's the reason.

(16:27):
I'm just saying it could have been.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Absolutely, Plus I get to go Women Rock all right,
freaking fool file next on the bow and then shoulder Babe,
I'm complete here, but would you make me a sandwich first?
I'm kind of hungry. Typically yeah, she'll pee on that
sandwich and you say that something okay coming up God

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lines from Hollywood. But now it is time for the
freaking fool file. This is something I wished I'd have
thought of, but I'm glad I didn't do it. When
it comes to whacky office pranks, and who doesn't love those.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I know we love them.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
An assistant prosecutor should have known his limitations. The state
of Missouri has placed assistant prosecutor Tom Hollingsworth on suspension
after his email prank backfired big time.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh I wait to hear her.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
In June of twenty twenty three, Hollingsworth was at the
courthouse waiting for his turn on the docket, alongside several
other attorneys who were waiting for their turn so they
could get their case done. At one point, one of
those lawyers, an assistant public defender, left the room to
go whiz and left his laptop computer exposed.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
So naturally, this other guy went. Hollingsworth just couldn't let
this opportunity go wasted. So while the other mail's attorney's email,
he got into it and he sent a note to
the county sheriff that said, look so good in those
kacky pants and that black shirt. I want you, and

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I want you as a capital letter. That's messed up.
That is so messed up. Yes, it's funny. It is
also funny. After the prank was exposed to Judge Brent
Powell pointed out that Hollingsworth, by accessing that computer, had
access to confidential information. Well, hollins Worth said, I didn't
look at any of that. I just pulled the joke
on it. He denied looking at any other thing in

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his email that he said, but the damage had been done.
As a result, Hollingsworth was disqualified from nineteen cases and
suspended and won't be able to ask for his license
back for another six months. But you got admit that's funny,
and you don't work funny even if it gets your

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ass in trouble.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
And he made the freaking fool file. Yes, congratulations, Yeah, this.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Is the kind of publicity you want on this. He's
legend status.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Now, all right, let's travel to try now. A Chinese
woman is feeling very lucky today. Not only did she
survive getting hit by a train, she also got the
most incredible selfie of her life.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
She would take yep.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
The woman, fifty five year old Lou Knew, was touring
the Ali Chan Forest in Taiwan when she was struck
by a passing train. Video captured her standing just off
the train tracks with her back turned to the approaching
train as she held up her phone just snap a selfie. Unfortunately,
she was a little too close to the tracks and
the front corner of the train struck her in the head,

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knocking her out cold and throwing her to the ground.
The engineer driving the train honked its horn to alert
the woman before the front of the carriage connected with
her noggin. Police are still investigating any damage that may
have been caused to the train or the track head.

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How big was her head? Okay, so it was hit
by the woman's extremely hard head. Witnesses were horrified and
thought she was dead, but she started moving her legs
and medics bandaged her up and rushed her to the hospital. Amazingly,
her worst injury not even to her head. It was
a broken foot. But she does have a great selfie.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
You're about to have big old push man and a
very small little walnut brain. She's lucky she didn't turn
into a road pizza, or maybe I should say a
track pizza.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Say her name was Lounu. Didn't know there was a train.
Didn't the train blow his horn?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
He did to warn her, and she was still wanting
to take that selfie.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
She's in selfie train horn. I gotta take this selfie first.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I'm get clo get closer.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
One Morning show. Friends, Let's get the hell out of China.
While the getting's good, Let's go to Ohio. I'm not
promising you'll hire IQ here, but there's interesting stories for sure.
A woman got caught shop lifting in an OLDI O Walmart.
She tried to run away from the security officer by
throwing everything she had at him, including.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
The wig she was wearing on her head. What's that
gonna do? You gotta work with what you have with you.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
She was resourceful.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
She was a fifty one year old woman, and she
was in a lot of trouble, and she was trying
to steal one hundred and sixty dollars worth of Red
Bull drinks.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's what she wanted. She planned to stay up for
two months without sleeping, right, sound like she ran out
of math or something.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
But the officer approached her, led on a foot chase
throughout the store. She tried to get away. She threw
all kinds of produce at him. She's grabbing stuff off
the store shelves and hurling him his projectiles. Onlooker said
it was really disturbing to watch it first, and then
it turned freaking hilarious for the customers that were there,
especially when she pulled the wig off of her head

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and she hit the officer right in the face with
it all right, now, we're into an episode of Sandfordan's Son.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Practically. At first Snoop Dogg post video is make a
wig off and hit that cop in the face.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I love it that Snoop Dogg posted it.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Listen. If I was there, I would have laughed till
I peed my pants.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I would have lost it too, man. The cops finally
got a hold of her. They coffed her up. The
woman gave the police a fake name. Eventually they learned
her true identity and discovered that she had not one,
not three, but five active warrants out in her name,
four of them for shoplifting.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Imagine that. Yeah, really she charged.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
She was charged with criminal trespassing, theft, and providing a
false idea to the police. And she's guilty of being
a serious Ohio dumbass.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Amen. Well, like I say, you got to use what
you got with you in the event of being pursued
by an officer. And if you're a parent of young kids,
you know that just about anything can happen if you
turn your away for just the moment. But a Colorado
mother never could have expected this. Monica Long, a mom
of three boys, including two toddlers, say she went to

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the bathroom for a few minutes to do what you
have to do. There wouldn't nature calls. Well. She came
out to find that the kids were covered all over
in gray dirt, including some all over their mouths and
inside their lips. No, she had no idea where this
grade dirt came from, but she needed to finish getting

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the house ready for the youngest son's birthday party that
was later that afternoon, so she grabbed the vacuum cleaner,
cleaned it up, wiped the gray dirt out of the
kid's mouths. It wasn't until days later that Monica finally
figured out where all that grade dirt came from. From
where she began to notice an empty cross shaped container

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that used to hold her grandfather's ashes.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
The kids dumped all the ashes.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
She didn't realize that the boys had gotten a hold
of the urn and dumped all of great Grandpa out there,
even though he wasn't a great grandpa Grandpa Horror Paul Paul.
She also remembered that the boys had the mystery dirt
in their mouths, and that's when she was horrified. The
boys had opened the urn and dumped some of Pap
Paul's ashes all over the floor, and for some reason

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they decided to taste it, not knowing what it was.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's candy, eh, it looks like great candy. I bet
it's good.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Monica has since found the humor in it and says
her Papa would have found it funny too. Come on,
would you like to have been a fly on the
waderfeet A he likes it.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, mikey, Hey, Mike heat Hey. You may be MLK Day,
but we are still giving stuff away. Coming up next hour,
you get to pick your ticket, your choice between tickets
to see Cheap Trick March six at Texas Trustee Youth Theater,
or you can pick tickets to see The Maps at
the American Airline Center March third, when they face off

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with Sacramento. Whatever you don't pick goes into the lone
Star ticket window. Pick your ticket coming up around seven
to fifty right here on the bow and them show
on Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five running down.
You should be waking up from your dream case. You
aren't get that sometimes I have to give one extra
just to make your advance.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I see you.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Okay, did you know that it is National Soup Month?
Really it is Progresso. I love Progressole soup very good. Well,
they have stirred up a super strange confection to honor
national soup monk.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, what did they do?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Through the end of January, General Mills, the parent company
of Progressole, is selling chicken noodle flavored hard candies. Yeah,
calling it soup, you can suck off, suck on something else.
Expect me to try it. Ooh, did you make that up? No,
I'd like a boat. Noop, noop. They're called soup drops.

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You can look it up. They resemble cough drops with
those little bull yon kids, and the company says they
come right in time for the height of cold and
flu season. Well, shouldn't you be eating real soup for that?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, but you know, sometimes you just don't have a
microwave handy.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I know when you're sick. Nothing is truly more reassuring
that chicken noodle soups at mc cummings, vice president at
General Mills, said that in the statement, So we thought,
why not stop at the soup bowl let's not stop there.
Let's make some candy that tastes just like our soup.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's not candy, like you said, a cough.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Drop, candy is candy. Cough drops are cough drops. Right,
Food is food like soup is food. Okay. For two
dollars and forty nine cents the cost of a typical
can of Progresso six day Comfort Food plus shipping, you
can get twenty drops in a tin container that comes
with a can of the real stuff too. Oh boy,

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enjoy the soup like never before, the company boasted. The
candies are packaged with an alphabet soup of flavors, including veggies, chicken,
soft egg noodles, and a hint of parsley.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Isn't candies supposed to be sweet, you would think?

Speaker 8 (27:17):
So?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, that's why it's called candy. It sound nasty. I'm
gonna tell you what, if someone wants me to put
some of that stuff in my mouth, somebody's gonna have
to give me some good head lines from Hollywood. All right,
we did that just well what God said perfectly? How

(27:39):
about it? Come on now.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Celebrities had a really tough weekend. For a brief moment
late Saturday night, TikTok was banned and seen be less.
Celebrities like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Courtney Kardashian post
videos on social media crying over the loss of TikTok
was frankly, it's really funny watch But TikTok was back

(28:14):
up and running yesterday, so celebrities can have their will
be back their TikTok. I think the funniest post that
I saw was from one of our rascuals, Melissa Gaston
Leppez put up a pick of a spirit Halloween sign
going off over the TikTok headquarters. That was the best hey.
After being delayed twice by the wildfires that have ravaged
Los Angeles, the twenty twenty five Oscar nominations in all

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twenty three categories will be announced right in early Thursday morning,
January twenty third, happened at seven thirty our time. Music
expected to play a big role in this year's nominations.
Two musicals Wicket and Emilia Pedes and the Bob Dylan
biopick A Complete Unknown, are top contenders for Best Picture nominations.
The Apple Plus original series Severn's has become a monster hit.

(29:00):
The show which premiered in twenty twenty two, follows Mark
played by Adam Scott. You remember him from Parks and
Recreation and Yeah. His team of office workers memories have
been surgically divided between their work and their personal lives.
What happens at work they never remember in their personal lives.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Christopher Walkin plays Bert Goodman, one of the workers whose
memory has been severed by the corporate overlord I. In
a recent interview ahead of season two, Christopher Walker was
asked if he had seen all of season one, and
he said, no, I don't have the capability to watch
the show because he doesn't have the streaming service Apple

(29:41):
TV Plus. Oh put it on your phone, Christopher. Instead,
with the showrunners for the show, do the eighty one
year old actor gets DVD's so he can watch it home?
Oh he's gone old school. Everyone loved Betty White, right,
Oh yeah, no, seriously, Betty White had a reputation for

(30:02):
not being the nicest person behind the scenes. And while
she's not here to defend herself anymore. Sally Struthers, who
you remember from All in the Family and from the
new Netflix show A Man on the Inside with Ted Danson, Well,
she has some not so nice things about Betty White
real She once went to Betty's house with some other
people to work on a pilot for a game show,

(30:23):
and Betty's housekeeper brought out a plate of cookies. When
Sally reached for a cookie, Betty White told her quote, Oh,
I wouldn't do that if I were you, dear, You
don't need a cookie. Sally says she was fat shamed
by Betty White. But you know who Sally Struthers does
love who? Or who she did love? B Arthur. She

(30:45):
called her a force of nature and quote filthier than
a drunken sailor. All and that's your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hey, gallous Horse, Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
By the way, Laura lies a real woman who was
a I think he was a secretary for a program
director at a radio station. So she was a heartbreaker, Yes,
she was. She was a heartbreaker, So I understand I
never saw her. Hey. Remember the story about the woman

(31:16):
who was scammed into thinking Brad Pitt needed money for past.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
She worked over like over eight hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, Brad Pitt hisself has responded to the story of
the frenchwoman who is scammed out of money by a
fake Brad Pitt. In a statement, Brad Pitt himself says,
it's awful that scammers take advantage of the strong bond
between fans and celebrities. This is an important reminder not
to respond to an unsolicited online message, especially from actors

(31:43):
who are not present on social networks, or when actors
say they need money when they've got five hundred times
more money than you do.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I noticed that he extended his condolences to her, but
he didn't offer her eight hundred Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
At least one hundred grand. Come on, hell brout one thing?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well, geez, she has that kind of money.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Maybe she doesn't, she don't need Maybe she don't need
the money.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, coming up a special? Did you know an inauguration?
Did you know? Since today is inauguration historical, it's very historical,
and of course it is Martin Luther King Day? And uh,
I thought there's a way that we can celebrate because
did you ever have to write a paper on Martin

(32:35):
Luther King?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah? In high school?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well maybe you'll remember this just a minute, ladies and gentlemen,
I think something is happening. Michael, are you still up?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It's nearly midnight.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'm sorry, Mom, I just don't know what to write
about Martin Luther king.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Well, focus up, pallet's do tomorrow. Man, I just need
a little help.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Mark who.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Mortin Luther came? Yeah? I must be dreaming.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
Hey, nothing wrong with dreaming. I heard you needed some help.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'm supposed to write a paper about your legacy, but
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
Oh, well, what do you know about me?

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Sofa, Well, you're black, you're a great leader, and today
you own.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
A bunch of boulevards.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
Yeah, like in nice neighborhoods with gardens.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
No, kind of like where the Wu Tang clan is from.

Speaker 9 (33:43):
I guess we're still climbing that mountain.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
And on Monday, there's this national holiday called Martin Luther Kingdom.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh wonderful?

Speaker 9 (33:52):
Is that a day where black and white Americans come
together and reflect on the progress we've made.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
Really, it's more like a day when my mom calls
up work and says, do I.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
Have to come in today?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
And they're like, well, the officers are open, but you
don't have to come in, And my mom's like, great,
I won't come in there.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Today, we salute Martin Luther King.

Speaker 12 (34:15):
Day, a holiday except for people like me who have
to come in and work. That honor is a great
American But less face, it's not as great an honor
as it could be. I mean, if you want to
make this a great holiday, first of all, I should
get the day off.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And second it would come with.

Speaker 10 (34:29):
Cool stuff like Thanksgiving gets a basis parade or snick
of doodles with Christmas.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
So like President's Day, it would come with a white seer.

Speaker 12 (34:37):
Okay, maybe not a white sealing, but a saying, preferably
on snacker dudis. Because if you do have to work
like I have to, the least we should get is
a play the.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
Damn cookies happen Martin Luther King Day, especially if you
have to work, y'all.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
A fort worst Classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Remember we got cheap Trick tickets coming up at seven.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's actually pick your ticket. You can pick between cheap
Trick or the Dallas MAV's ticket. Ah.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Whichever one you don't pick, of course, goes into the
lone Star ticket window at eight forty. Right, there's no
pick in your nose, but you can pick your ticket. Yes,
Since today is National Coffee break Day, and I started
to show with that incestuous coffee commercial, you're going to
have to identify an old coffee commercial, all right, Actually
only the effect from the old coffee commercial.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Like the percolating, the sounds of the percolating or something.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, it couldn't. No, Okay, you just have to wait
and find out. Just have to wait and find out.
So that being said, you know, today is inauguration day,
so it's time to do a special inauguration. Did you now,
for example, did you know George Washington is the only
president who have been inaugurated in two capital cities. Why?

(35:57):
Washington took the presidential oath on the balcony of New
York City's Federal Hall on April thirty, seventeen eighty nine.
His second inauguration took place on March fourth, seventeen ninety three,
at Congress Hall in Philadelphia, which was the nation's capital
at the time. Washington was also the president with the
shortest inauguration speech, saying just one hundred and thirty five

(36:19):
words at his second inauguration. The longest inaugurational address was
in eighteen forty one by William Henry Harrison, the ninth
US President, who delivered eight thousand, four hundred and forty
five words in one hour and forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Due that's too long.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I would have already hit the dusty trail. Harrison actually
died one month later from pneumonia he caught during his speech.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
He should have kept the speech short.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Making for what remains the shortest presidency in American history,
at only thirty two days. Zee, you didn't know any
shut up? Did you? What did you know? In eighteen
forty nine, inaugural day fell on so and Zachary Taylor
refused to be sworn in on that day because he
was real religious about keeping the holy the sappath okay

(37:08):
a day of reth got to do the day of
ret Well. The presidency could not be vacant for a day,
so the President pro Tem of the Senate, David Rice Atchinson,
was brought in as a substitute, just to stand in
for a guy. So some people say that this makes
him the twelfth president and Taylor the thirteenth president, but
it's generally assumed that he does not count on the inscription.

(37:29):
On Atchison's gravestone a humor ly state's President of the
United States for one day. That's cool, now, you know.
Trump did not attend Biden's inauguration twenty twenty one, but
he was not the first president to do that. Four
other presidents have missed their success as inauguration. However, that
was the first time in over one hundred and fifty years.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
According to the White House Help Historical Association, John Quincy Adams,
John Adams, Martin Van Buuren, and Andrew Johnson did not
attend their successors inaugurations. Woodrow Wilson did not publicly attend
the inauguration of Warren G. Hardy due to mobility issues
because he was in a wheelchair. Also, there are thirty
five words in the oath of Office which appear in

(38:15):
Article two, Section one of the Constitution, and they are
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the
office of the President of the United States, and will,
to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend
the Constitution of the United States. Franklin Pierce, as his
eighteen fifty three inauguration, became the first and only president

(38:36):
to affirm, rather than swear, the office of the president
as permitted in the Constitution. According to the Library of Congress,
the very first inauguration was scheduled for March, when it
was not held until April thirtieth, seventeen eighty nine, because
Congress could not count the electoral ballots in time. Wow.
The inauguration was postponed to give President elect George Washington

(38:58):
ample time to make the trip from his home in
Virginia to the then Nationals capital of New York City. Okay,
only got a couple more? Did you know? At Abraham
Lincoln's second inauguration in eighteen sixty five, black men and
women marched in the parade for the first time. Now,
Barack Obama's two thousand and eight inauguration was the largest

(39:21):
attendance of any event in Washington, d C. History, at
one point eight million people. That's the largest event ever there.
Obama was also sworn in four times, but for different reasons.
He retook his oath in two thousand and nine. Because
winning was sworn in during his inauguration ceremony, some of

(39:42):
the words in the pledge were out of sequence, so
they had to do it again.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Wow, I just.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Say, oh, we messed up. Go ahead, you're president a
typo in that. Yes. Obama's second inaugural oth fell on
a Sunday, which, by tradition meant he had to be
sworn in privately the next day to take office. Do
you have sworn again on Monday? Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
And like today's inauguration, which is gonna be held indoors,
it's only the second time that that has happened. The
first first time was Ronald Reagan. It was too cold,
so they took it indoors in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Real, I don't feel like freezing odd battles off to
get in the president sicket. All right, you're ready because
we got some cheap Trick tickets coming up on the
bow and them show. Don't you go away? All right?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
If that don't wake your ass up, you're dead. Yeah,
you are not breathing right now. You know Dallas Wors
Classic grot lone star ninety two to five. Alrighty, it's
time for you to pick your ticket. Here's what we
got for you. You can either have tickets to see
cheap Trick or you can have tickets to see your

(40:52):
Dallas Mavericks when they face off against the excremental I
mean the Sacramento Kings Monday, March third, at the An
Airline Center. You get it, right, The first sad Yeah,
whichever one you don't pick, of course, goes into the
eight forty ticket window to give away. And since I
told you at the first of the show it's National
Coffee break Day, give me a call at two one

(41:13):
four or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine
two five and tell me what commercial is this coffee for?
Or what coffee is this commercial for?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
All right, all right, so listen. Some of you are
gonna get it right away, but here you go.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Smell good ground coffee.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Listen to the sound of them coffee pott at work
a little annoying after a while. Hold on, it's more,

(42:02):
all right, whole band.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Okay, okay, some of you already know it, and probably
knew it with the first game.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Okay, let's see if anybody gets it. Bar of them,
show tell me what coffee commercial that is. I'm still okay,
what is it? You got it? No? God, do you
think I'm gonna I don't want to have to play

(42:38):
it again, so I'm gonna keep going. Bar of them,
show tell me what coffee commercial that is.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
I'm gonna have to guess folders.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Bold your nose just the show intro that through, y'all.
Come on, y'all tell me, y'all remember that bar of
them show? Tell me what coffee commercial that is good?
To the last drop? Yeah, but man, that that annoying.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Shut You know what that song was called?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was called perky? And it was by our hurt.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That was our hurt. Yes, the trumpet player, right, the
guy that did cotton candy and marched in all the
about that that, Well, you should have done it with
his trumpet. Then wouldn't have been less annoying. Okay? Who
is this? This is Stacey Hish Stacy. Hey, here comes
the hard question. Which tickets do you want? You want

(43:38):
the cheap Trick tickets or you want the Dallas Mavericks tickets.
I want cheap. That means we will have Dallas Mavericks
tickets at eight forty ticket windows. So hold on, my dear,
because we got to get some information from you. Enjoy
the show, okay, okay, on going on going?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
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Speaker 4 (44:22):
Love your peaches on a shake your.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Trees sound a little suggestive, Rob Dove Dove, show me yours,
I'll show you ow you a good time. Lone Star
ninety two five. It is ten after eight. Remember we
got MAVs tickets coming up in the eight forty ticket.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Well, there's a call for you on line four, Line
four yellow.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
There's a boat.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Hey there, this is Don down in Florida.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
How's it going down there in the old Sunshine States?

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Forty one degrees?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Oh, it's his it is here.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Forty nine Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I bet that's a chill breaker to you guys down man.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
Hey, I'm from Texas.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
This is nothing to me.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Okay, So you've been paclimated for a while.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Yeah, I was born raised here in Dallas.

Speaker 10 (45:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Well, good I'm sorry you moved away. What can I
do for you? I got a joke for you. Oh good,
a joke you ready, Annabelle?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Absolutely all right, let's have it. What did the boiling
water say to the egg?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
What did boiling water say to the egg? Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I have no clue.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Why are you getting hard? You just got laid my hip.
I knew it had something to do with getting harder.
Something you got me, and I took it like a champ,
or at least I pretend I.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
Did remember the one?

Speaker 5 (45:49):
How do you get a roll in to olet paper
across the street?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
How do you get a roll of tarlet paper across
the street? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
You can, because to keep falling in the cracks.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Now, I don't remember you tell that one, but I
do remember the egg one? All right?

Speaker 5 (46:06):
How are you doing up here?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
We're doing all right? You got the day off today.
I'm driving the lift.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I'm driving all these crazy people around.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
So as a lift driver, are you having to take
a lot of people to other bars because they don't
want to drive, because they're getting drunk because it's a
holiday and they have the day off.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Sometimes right here right now, and just taking them to
the airport and they want to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
What's the craziest thing you've seen on your lift job?

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Taking this girl from Daytonah down to Port Lauderdale. She
was drunk and I had to stop out every thirty
minutes to let her go pee.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Oh did she give you a good tip?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
And the second one was New Year's Eve when I
had seven people in my car and as they were
getting out, because one lady, all of a sudden she
was getting out, a little spider monkey.

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Popped out of her top of research.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Hey, if you're going to carry a spider monkey, you
should carry it in the top of your shirt.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
At least the top of your shirt, not in your
underwear exactly.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I was kind of, you know, feeling sorry for the
little little guy because he had to sit there between
two boobs.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Oh, you need to stop all your head right now, fella,
you need to stop all your head. Well, thanks, man.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Hey, you take it easy.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
All right.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Everyone's a comedian.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Everybody's a comedian. Boobs a comedian on Martin Luther King Day.
Speaking of Martin Luther king Day, Hey.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
What are you doing? You can't mix wife, you Collins.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'm sorry, ma'am. But I had a dream.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
I dream that one day all laundry would be done
to get reefs and buses, coupons and polyisters. I had
a dream that one day juck straps and g strings would.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Around in the dry up.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Look, just put.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
The shirt in the right pop, please, I gotta get
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
To the laundry room.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I've been to the laundry. I may not get there with.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
Me cling Fred last, cling Fred last, Thank God.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Old money, we use cling free head lest.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Hey, everybody, it's our look at me. And today is
MLK day. Who needs what? It's a time to exercise
your freedoms like me. I practice my right to tap
some ass, and I don't discriminate. In the words of
doctor King himself, tap that ass, tip that ass.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Thank God Almighty with tapping that ass.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Oh, I was ruined at taving I that freedom.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Ling everybody who.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
The Hello, this is Morgan Freeman. And today we remind
the youth of America about the civil rights movement by
recognizing liberty of doctor Martin with the King Jr. No, kids,
I'm not talking about the Doc Martin's shoe guy or
the founder of the Lutheran Church, and definitely not Don King,

(49:10):
you know, the fight promoter with the crazy hair.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
You see.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Doctor King famously rolled a letter from Birmingham jail kids.
A letter is like a text message, except on paper anyway.
Doctor King marched hand in hand with his brothers of
many colors, no teenagers. It wasn't a multi racial gay
pride parade. It was a show of unity, equality that
culminated in his eye. Had a dream speech where he

(49:36):
asked that men be judged not on the color of
their skin, but on the content of their character, much
like American Idol, or Survivor or Project Runway or something.
I hope that clearsed it all up for you, young'uns.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
I hope today we have served Martin Luther King Junior's birthday.
We decided it's okay to shamelessly commercialize Mlkday. So come
to them all for savings equality like you've never seen.
March down to the Mattress Center where we've got Martin
Luther King sized bed, protest high prices with a new
recliner for your next sit in, and the first five
hundred customers into the mall get a deck.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Of brace cards.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
The Jackson Frederick Tuglass, The Queens of Rosa Parks, and
of course you could leave the pack with a Martin Luther,
King of Diamonds. So take affirmative action and come to
the mall for the Mlkday SAMs where our prices are
lower than discount stores. Or it's free at last, Free at.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Last, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
today is Monday, it's a holiday, and you know because
it is a holiday. There's a story about a guy
on a New York subway who set a sleeping woman
on fire and watched her burn.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
What's horrible?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yes, and light was smiling when she was screaming. I
don't want to do that whole story. And I don't
want to talk about the fires. Speaking of fires in California.
Let's go with some lighthearted crap today, okay.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Please.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
For example, it would no doubt be a shock to
any of us to find out we were dead while
standing right there in front of the person delivering the
news to you. What, I'm sorry, we can't help you
because you're dead.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
How did that work?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
You must be some kind of hologrin. Well, in Maryland,
Nicole Paulino was trying to renew her driver's license but
was turned away after being told she'd been declared dead,
and she showed three other pieces of identification and said, no,
I'm not dead. Well, according to our records, you are.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Dead, even though she's there right in front.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Of them, She right there in front, and she got
all the ideas. Yeah, I'm sorry, that must be an
old license that you stole off the dead woman, because
there's no way you could be her.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
And no way government would make a mistake.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah. Yeah, Now we've done stories like this in the fact,
what are people going to realize that the people telling
you that they're actually alive when you think they're dead
might actually.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Be alive not quite dead yet.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Well. In addition, she received a deceased tax payer notice
from the IRSH the health insurance for her three kids
was canceled. Oh, and medical bills have been piling up
ever since.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Oh that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Being that she's still sucking oxygen, Poulino says, this ordeal
has really messed up her life. You think as she
goes through the brutal process of legally reviving herself from
the grave when she's not dead. Lawyer, Yeah, well, somebody
straighten this house. Huh. Good lawyer, if you show three
forms of identification besides driver's license that says you're live,

(52:30):
you're alive. Okay, What a headache.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
For that woman.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Now, I don't want to break portocoll because that's the
way things are done around here. We say you're dead,
you're dead.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Okay. So here in North Texas we have Dicky's Barbecue,
and we have Sonny Bryan's. Well in San Antonio, the
big barbecue places Bill Miller Barbecue. Well. Bill Miller Barbecue
has been ordered to pay approximately two point eight million
dollars in a Bear County lawsuit for serving dangerously hot
barbecue sauce. A woman ed them for allegedly serving the

(53:01):
sauce that gave her a second degree burn after she
spilled it on her leg. Yeah, she spilled it on herself.
So she's suing the restaurant for something she did to herself.
So remember that woman who spilled hot coffee from McDonald's
on her lap? Yeah, and she successfully sued.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
The mash side. I was well.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Apparently this woman remembered that story too. In May of
twenty twenty three, Monita and her sister went to Bill
Miller Barbecue. They have several locations. She went to the
location closest to her. She ordered breakfast tacos from the
drive through, and then she ordered barbecue sauce as a side.
After Monita paid, the clerk gave her the order in

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a brown paper bag. Monita drove directly to a space
in the restaurant's parking lot to start eating her breakfast
and spilled some of the hot barbecue sauce on her leg,
which caused severe burns out. The lawsuits stated that Monita's
injuries and damages were caused by the restaurant's legs for
serving dangerously hot barbecue sauce and failed to warn her

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that it was hot.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well, that's dangerous a hot barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Ver County jury found the restaurant one hundred percent negligent,
the damages cost her, and now she's got some big
money coming to her. Two point eight million dollars to
be exact.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Might be the end of that barbecue restaurant right there.
That might just do them in. I'most stick a fork
in the middle of my forehead at a restaurant and
tell him I sneezed and your fork stuck me in
a blame them, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
You were negligent for giving me for that fork being
so sharp.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I can't help it if I have allergies.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Jeez, you know, I don't know how many years has
gone by here we've been talking about flying taxis becoming
a reality and making Jetson's jokes about it and whatnot.
And you know, unmanned drones are starting to scare the
crap out of me. My Walgreens down the street they
have a drone airport in their part.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
They delivered by drum. So what does this mean?

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Does this mean we're gonna start seeing people in flying taxis?
Apparently it's a probability. There's a company out there called
Joby Aviation and reportedly they're really close to making that
a reality.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Now.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
These things are called electric vertical takeoff and landing vehicles.
They can achieve speeds of up to two hundred miles
an hour, all without the noisy, gas guzzling engines of
traditional helicopters. I'd be scared out of my wits in
one of those, would you not, Yeah, I would be
white knuckled driving. I'll ride a bicycle or walk or something.

Speaker 11 (55:34):
Something lanes exactly by just lying around the breeze itself
in the mild West, like Blade Runner or Jetson's. It
sounds like they'd be really good to fly to work
instead of driving. But think of how crowded the air
would be if they catch on and just about everybody
has one. A wreck high in the sky won't just

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be a fender bender. You will wreck, you will hurt
yourself and then yeah, it's not like a fender bender.
You can't just go well, let me, let me get
your my insurance card.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
Now you fall down and die death and then we
figure it out.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Okay, boy, it made me laugh. A Turkish woman named
Gozdy Duncan oh her gosdy Duncan squashed five watermelons within
a sixty second time frame using only her thighs, a
new world record.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I be afraid of.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Her, That's what I would just think it. Guinness World
Records shared the video Friday of Dogan completing the challenge.
The clip shows her sitting between two rows of watermelons,
grabbing them one at a time, crushing them with her thighs,
and then cleaning up the mess before going on to
the next melons.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
A master queen, and she did all those.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
In sixty seconds. Five watermelons. Well, she is handed a
plaque and told she is officially amazing becoming the first
person to earn the distinction of using your thighs to
smash the most watermelons in sixty seconds in the female category.
Some guy has done it too. I gotta see some
video on this man. No, no, I don't know about you, guy.

(57:23):
I wouldn't won't have shack for that one. What do
you mean you finished her?

Speaker 9 (57:28):
Like?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, hey, wait a minute. In twenty seventeen, an Iranian
man made history for smashing three water melons with his
size in one minute, quicker than anyone ever had until now.
Low damn, I don't want to be in the same

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car with her. But in twenty twenty three, that same man,
that same Iranian man named Asha Khan Rollaha dosh Manzari
him set a world record for stacking four watermelons on
top of each other without one of them falling. What
a nut? Yeah, well, that woman with the thighs, she

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would bust your nuts, and not in a good way.
All right, mab tickets coming up next on the bowl
and les. Yeah, boy, I've seen rains. I don't care
if it comes down, just as long as you don't freeze, Yes,
thank you. I see conditions tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
There's a slight chance of some snow floories tonight, ever
so slight. How most of that moisture is going to
be to the south of US Austin, San Antonio and
Houston all expecting snow.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Oh okay, well, as long as that rain we were
just talking about doesn't the ice over, thank you. That's right,
by the way. Who went our MAVs tickets? Miss Night
Rush curlling, good stand with good Diane slid home place.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
He's one of the luckiest women in the world.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, let me ask you guys. Yeah, do you like jawbreakers?
Do you ever?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
You had?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
They're like rocks when they first get into your mouth.
You have to suck on them until you get to
that good taste. In senate, have to suck for a
long time though, And you don't well, I've been known
to do that. Really well, you don't bite into them. No,
that's because a teenager underwent surgery and is on a

(59:27):
liquid diet after her jaw snapped in two places when
she bit down on a jawbreaker right after putting it
in her mouth. I don't teach her nineteen year old
Aviero was sim decided to try and bite through the
three inch diameter ball to get to the tasty center.
So it's one of them great big ones. Yeah. Usually

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you have to keep sucking on for a while before
there's before there's soft enough to But this girl said,
I just can't wait. I bet she won't do that again.
Well she can. Her jaw is wired shut. When she
bit down on the huge jawbreaker, she found out why
the cabin is still called a jawbreaker. She suddenly felt

(01:00:08):
painting her jaw, and her friend that was in there
weather pointed out that her front tooth had been chipped
and another one was dangling loose on her gums. After
being taken to the hospital for an X ray and
a cat scan, Wisim was told she had fractured her
jaw in two places. She underwent an hour long surgery

(01:00:30):
the day after the incident, where her jaw was reset
and a bar was inserted in her top and bottom gums.
Now her jaw is wired shut and she has to
live on a liquid diet until she healed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
You girl, do you think she's gonna sue the jawbreaker
company for breaking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Her jaw Yeah, well not because it already says jawbreaker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
So then the company is off the book.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
It's in the name.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
In the name, you should have known what it was,
that it was a jaw breaking, your dumb ass.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
She's gonna try. There's lawyers in her hospital room right now.
Well is your hope. So that's awesome. If I'm gonna call.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's good advice. Don't
give yourself away now, Tajia, You're gonna have to pay
prime price for this prime meat right here, I take
it over to the top.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Sometimes I would pay full price.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Well, you'd want your money back, I'm sure you would.
All Right, tomorrow, here's another toy box Tuesday, and I've
got some goodies playing for and we'll see what kind
of request you make on tomorrow's show. But meanwhile, shall
we talk time was let's do that bough?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yeah, it's MLK day, but we're not taking time off
of We've got some great time wasters up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
five dot com. So the Scorpions have postponed their Las
Vegas residency, which was set to begin on February twenty seventh,
and the reason is because drummer Mickey d is still

(01:02:30):
recovering from having sepsis in December.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
No, wait a minute, their drummer's name is Mickey d.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yes, sir, just like McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I was gonna say they named him after McDonald's in
England or something. No, Germany.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I mean I think he's older. Well, no, he's sixty one,
so I guess he's around the same age as Mickey D's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Right. You know I had a Hamburger. I'm gonna name
it after my son's origin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, the Whopper. That would be their other child.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
The five shows that were slated to start at the
end of February at Planet Hollywood Resorting, because you are
now set for August thirteenth through the twenty third. Fans
who can attend those states will receive refunds. Mickey Dee
was hospitalized for three weeks last month. He underwent several operations.
He had said when he announced that he was ill

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and that he'd had these surgeries that he was hoping
to do the Las Vegas residency. But I guess he's
still on the mend and he's not the only rocker
who is ailing Bow. Def Leppard played their first show
of twenty twenty five on Saturday night in Leon, Mexico,
but one of the band's members was noticeably absent, guitarist
Vivian Campbell. He has been undergoing cancer treatment. I hate

(01:03:40):
hearing that, so sitting in for him on the tour
for now is John Zoco. Def Leppard coming to our
area by the way, June twenty first, they're going to
play Lucas Oil live in Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Lots of other music news to tell you about. Neil
Young and the Cromharts have shared their new track Big Change,
and if you want to hear it, we have that
up all show up on our page. Close Enemies new
band from Aerosmith basist Tom Hamilton. They've released their debut single,
Sound of a Train. Deep Purple keyboardist Don Airy is
gonna release a solo album called Push to the Edge.

(01:04:11):
That's gonna be out March twenty eighth. You can check
out the single tell Me on our page. The Doors
are gonna be releasing their Bright Midnight Archives and it
is out now. As a matter of fact, a new
live Supertramp album Live in Paris nineteen seventy nine will
be released on February twenty eighth. So all that information
up on the Bow and Them show page. And finally

(01:04:33):
you talked about this in the Freaking Fool file I did.
A Colorado mom says she recently found her two little
boys covered in gray dirt in the living area. She
cleaned them up, vagued the floor, only to discover later
that the boys had been playing with Pappau's ashes, grand
day heads ash, the woman's grandfather. So check out the

(01:04:56):
video on the Bow and Them show page. At lone
Star ninety two to five, there's video. She posted the
video telling the story, and it's got to earn the
little It looks like a little plastic cross that contained
papa's ashes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Oh, doesn't have one of his eyeballs in it. Dallas
for his classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
it's a holiday and we worked anyway, Yes we did.
It's not that we don't want to honor doctor Martin
Luther King. It's just that we want to take this
day that's a holiday for everybody else, Yes, and plug

(01:05:32):
it in somewhere at the call.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
These kind of days, federal holidays, bank holidays, well, it
is a bank holiday because we're banking that day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
That's bank this day off to withdraw it later.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yes, thank you both.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
We both had an even more wonderful idea.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
We saved this holiday until it's no longer ass cold
and it's sunny warm, and then we use the holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
What do you wanna take your day off? It's a
beautiful day. We're tired.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah, I like what you said earlier. A three day
week and we could turn into a four day weekend
the holiday to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Oh oh god, we can take this day and plug
it in the day after a big ass concert that
we want to see. Okay, okay, okay, I sure like
the way you all think. By the way, I had
lunch with Doc Kroc yesterday. Yeah, and uh, Doc Croc

(01:06:32):
is going to be uh coming in here the first
couple of weeks, in our first couple of weeks in February. Okay,
it is more than one day in February, anyway, excellent popular,
Yes he is. And people like to get medical advice
because sometimes we need medical advice because we're at that
medical age.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
And when he's here, you get medical advice for free.
And if it's free, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
For me too. You don't even have to file with
your insurance coming. Okay, that advice for free?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Hey bo. Yes, earlier, you did the presidential oath of office.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Does that mean that you're president today?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I guess it does. He did.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
He did the whole oath of office earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
The whole country's gonner do everything I said?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
And what is your first act as president of these
United States?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Let me think about that and get with my congresspeople,
and I'll let you know. Okay, I guarantee you it's
gonna have something to do with doctor Pepper in far Well,
what was he tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
All right, bye,