The Bo and Them Full Show - Feb. 19, 2025 (Ep 1313) THE COLD SHOW.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you been outside yet? No, seriously, have you been
outside it? But baby, let me tell you them.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You gonna need on a toll boggin, a scarf, some
embugs and listen.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
If you don't want numonia up your.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Behind, baun, you better put on two brass drawn.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who needs a thermometer? To answer the age old question?
How cold? Is it not cold enough to deter a
guy dressed as a banana from water skiing on the Mississippi.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yours cold as a cold, cold, cold.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Cold cold.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
There's something outside that's chillingly dangerous. Your teeth will chatter,
your car won't start, and you are frozen stiff fuck
cold from frozen films. When the weather outside is frightful,

(01:07):
it won't be delightful. Cold now causing shrinkage outside the
theater near you.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I won't give it. If you strand a bandit can't
stand it. Do you not call me?

Speaker 7 (01:17):
It's too cold for friendship anyway. It ain't enough money
you can offer me to do this.

Speaker 8 (01:21):
Can't feel mynors, can't feel my toes, can't feel my thumbs.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
My ears on dumb yet side. It's cool out where
wein seal.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Fresh fine.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
I'm thinking cut something shrinking freaking cool cool cool.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Mixocons farming? What glove of warming? Freaking cold cool cold?
What to do when it's called as this?

Speaker 9 (01:58):
Staying man and call and see.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
You go outside? You freeze? Un be high?

Speaker 10 (02:11):
So we go?

Speaker 11 (02:15):
Yeah, we go.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Freaking cold cold cold, a freaking.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Cold cold cold.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh my god, are you freezable? There's parts of my
body that have completely disappeared.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh really, turtle, turtle making.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Me walk funny here today, a poor ball. It's really
freezing out there. Oh yeah, which makes it even more
freezing in here. If you're noticing watching us on Facebook live.
We all got our coach, not only on the run.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Oh man, I've got my monkey pox blanket, oh man,
like right here.

Speaker 12 (02:58):
Or threads up in a modern business suite and we're
dressed for aspen.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
And little Jimmy just ain't cutting it my little heater
over here? Yeah nothing, And I'm buying this window and
this window is freezing well, I think it's sixteen degrees
right now.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You can't fight mother nature.

Speaker 10 (03:18):
No no.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
But the good news is the icy road conditions that
we were expecting not as bad as we had thought. Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I went out today and I said, hey, okay, we
can make it into the show. Yeah, good grip, But
I'm not driving on icy roads now.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
On Fox four this morning, they were saying that the
wind is helping us out. So there are flurries that
are coming down in several parts of the Metroplex, but
it's not landing on the road because the wind is
just sweeping it off the roadway. We're lucking out there,
but please drive carefully safe.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Mother Nature is dumping on us, but she's helping us
out at the same posh. Such a bitch sometimes. Well,
let's see. Of course, it's ask us TOFF Day today.
You can ask us any question you want to on
the ask the Stuff outline called A two one, four,
eight sixty six eighty six hundred. As we celebrate today
ewa Jima Day, marking the anniversary of this date in

(04:13):
February of nineteen forty five. That was eighty years ago
when the Battle of Ewajima began with the invasion by
the US Armed Forces. Some of the bloody is fighting
in the Pacific Theater of World War two took place there.
There's also a really good John Wayne war movie called
Sands of Ewogmas. The great, that's worth a watch. International

(04:34):
Tug of War Day. I mean, you know, it's the
game where two teams compete to under pull a rope
so that a center marker comes to their team's side.
Sometimes a puddle of mud or a pool of water
is put in the middle so that the losing team
will be pulled into it, adding to the competitive nature
and fun for everything.

Speaker 10 (04:52):
You know.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It used to be an Olympic sports.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, from nineteen hundred until nineteen twenty, when a decision
was made to have less participants in the Olympic Games
and the sport was canceled.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
You know what, that would have been a fun Olympic
sport to watch.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, I'd rather watch that than break dancing. Yeah, especially
if they put a big mud or maybe better yet, lava.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
The mud pit sounds yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
National Vet Girls Rise Day what It brings awareness to
the contributions women have made to the United States military
and recognizes the dedication of veteran women on National Vet
Girls Rise Day. Women veterans hold meetups at restaurants across
the country, and they have recently teamed up for some reason.
They're now meeting at Chili's.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
For doing baby.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
National Lash day, a real day to notice and appreciate
both true and false eyelashes for the beauty they add
to every Look.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Why did I think of whippings?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, because there's going to be traffic in bondage with
flash today.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
It's her day to day, Damn right it is.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's prevent Plagiarism Day. Oh hey, if any of you
other shows want to steal stuff from this show, go ahead,
but it won't be near as funny as the way
we do it. That's right, just telling you. Remember that
National Chocolate Mint Day. I do like a good chocolate mint,
yeah kind of No, I'm not a big York peppermint.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh man. When we would leave Loubi's and it costs
two cents back in the day, you always wanted that.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
York that celebrating foods and treats made with chocolate mint.
National Boston Terrier Day. Those dogs might be a little
goofy looking, but they'll be your best friend no matter what.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
They're very vocal. And it's also a National Arabian Horse Day. Nice.
You can have an Arabian horse as long as you
don't piss off anyone in the Corleone family. Unless you
want to find your Arabian horses head in bed with
you some morning, all.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Right, such a creepy scene.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, I still like to watch that, all right. So
let's get ready for sports of all sorts by doing
the mornings.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
And it's seven fifty stick sickeres with.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Jos and there is a theme. I'm just letting you know. Okay, okay,
if everybody's ready, yes, sir, ready to get down and
hit the floor. Well, whether it's whether you're ready or not,
it's time to all how sweeze.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
It is.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
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Speaker 5 (07:38):
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Speaker 11 (07:42):
Well.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Just days after their chaotic matchup, uh, Canada and the
United States will be doing battle once again in the
Four Nations Face Off Championship tomorrow night. Now. The Canadians,
of course, have been booing every time they played in
Montreal and the American national anthem come yep. I can
understand it. Because of what's going on now. The Canadians

(08:05):
needed to secure their spot on Monday against Finland. The
result rendered Team USA versus Sweden meaningless and the Swedes
earned the two to one win, but didn't mean nothing
because we're still advancing. Now Canada and the United States
will rekindle their rivalry in Tomorrow's championship. The Americans got
the best of the Canadians in a three to one win,

(08:25):
and Saturday's game, which featured three fights in the opening
nine seconds. Wow, Yeah, it was like watching slap Shot
with the Hanson brothers out on Yeah. This came after
Montreal's Bell Center crowd boo throughout the playing of the
Star Spangled Bentner. Now the team's head to Boston for

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the championship showed down puck drops tomorrow night at seven o'clock. Ago.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Seven men have been charged in connection with a nationwide
spree of burglaries that victimize high profile athletes like Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Keltzburg, and our beloved Luka Donzek no longer. The
charge of conspiracy to commit interstate transportation of stolen property
for each of the seven is in a criminal complaint

(09:11):
that was filed on January thirtieth, but announced by the
US Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Florida just yesterday.
It is not clear if any of the defendants have
obtained lawyers as of yet. Federal public defender in Tampa, Florida,
where the case was filed, did not immediately respond to
a request for comment last night. They do say this
is just the tip of the iceberg. In its statement,

(09:31):
the US Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Florida
alleged the seven were part of a South American burglary
crew that victimized high profile athletes all across the nation
that would find out when they were playing away games
and they would target their homes. Each of the defendants,
by the way, is from Chile. If convicted, each could
spend as much as ten years in federal prisons.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That and thievery at the worst.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Thank you. I think they should get more for picking
on Luca Damn right, Well, you mentioned Luca.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
Hey bo who do down narrowed them New Orleans Saint
He's hanging out down now.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
That would be uh Kellen Moore, Cowboys offensive coordinator. That's right.

Speaker 12 (10:15):
Super Bowl fifty nine was one where you might got
a little shot of Kellen Moore down their offensive coordinator
for the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Since being hired.

Speaker 12 (10:22):
Moore hasn't wasted any time showing his former team, the
Dallas Cowboys, that they probably made the wrong decision by
not bringing him back.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
As the Cowboys head coach. Oh yeah, well he was
kind of expecting them to offer him that. Yeah, but
he said, okay, never mind.

Speaker 12 (10:36):
I think the Saints are going to be a contender
in the new season. Moore's first move upon taking over
involved him stealing from.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
The Cowboys coaching staff.

Speaker 12 (10:45):
He hired Chase Haslett as the Saints new tight ends
coach and that if that last name sounds familiar, it should,
especially in the old big easy down there with a
toy in and burn in. According to Garrett Morris, Chase's dad,
Jim Haslett, was head coach of the Saints in the
early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh yes he was.

Speaker 13 (11:02):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (11:02):
During his five years in the Big d beginning his
quarterback coach and then transitioning to the OC roll, the
Cowboys offense became quite dynamic under more Now, despite that
he was let go following the twenty two campaign.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
So he wants some revenge. Well, I can't say I
blame him.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I think he already got his revenge because he won
a super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Ring Yes, the Eagle did get Marine now and Jerry
hasn't won one in thirty years, and that drives him
absolutely crazy. Yes, Stark raving mad, which is more than
he was already Stark raving mad now. No experience in
sports quite like Major League Baseball spring training for a
huge Baseball or a Rangers fan. Since two thousand and three,

(11:43):
the Texas Rangers have called Surprise, Arizona their spring home.
Where are you all going to Surprise?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
We'll go ahead and tell me Surprise.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
So if you're a big enough of a Rangers fan
to plan on going there to see it all come together,
and you want to see some preseason games? How much
are spring tickets to Ringer Spring training games? Tickets range
from eight dollars for the lawn behind the outfield to
fifty dollars for standard games. Tickets range from eight dollars

(12:13):
for the lawn to fifty five dollars for the premium games,
and tickets range from twelve to sixty dollars. You know,
you can just wait until the season opens for real.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
The season opening four game homestand against the Boston Red
Sox at Globalife Field starts with opening day that's on
March twenty seven at three oh five in the PM.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
But one of the NBA's greatest shooters is switching teams,
and not NBA teams, but television teams. NBC officially hired
Reggie Miller as a lead game analyst for next season,
when the NBA returns to NBC and debuts on Peacock
this October. Miller, who was inducted into the Basketball Hall
of Fame back in twenty twelve and named to the

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NBA seventy fifth Anniversary Team, has worked as a broadcaster
for twenty years with Turner Sports. He joined TNT following
his retirement in two thousand and five, called numerous NBA
All Star games and playoff series. With NBC, Reggie Miller
expected to call one or more games per week during
the regular season and during the playoffs. Miller played eighteen
seasons in the NBA All for the Indiana Pacers. He

(13:19):
was a five time All Star, averaged eighteen point two
points per game, and retired as the league's all time
leader and three pointers, made a mark that was later
broken by Ray Allen, Steph Curry, James Harden, Damian Lillard,
and Clay Thompson. But congratulations to Reggie Miller on his
new job.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, Ed boy's got some ears too, Yes, he've got
some Dumbo the Elephant, Yes he does. He could probably
jump off this building and just sail down like a
kite paraglider. Yeah, they flap away and flight to the moon.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Huh.

Speaker 12 (13:50):
Well, this one's a sadder story for the NFL. Seven
more women have come forward and accused Baltimore Ravens kicker
Justin Tucker of sexual misconduct lots spas, specifically at Spas,
bringing the total accusers to sixteen under Justin's name. The
Legend incidents occurred between twenty twelve and twenty sixteen. One

(14:11):
woman claimed that Tucker left quote what she believed to
be spunk on the table.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh no, no, no, no, is that miracle whip anyway?

Speaker 12 (14:22):
Another said he made quote intense eye contact while exposing
mister happy.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh you can't do that. Don't care who you are
or who you play for, you can't do.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Two eyes versus one eye.

Speaker 12 (14:33):
Yeah, I feel like you've been hanging out with Lewis
c K or somebody. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was not
happy about this. He called the allegations very serious, Tucker's
lawyers referencing a prior social media post where he called
the initial article desperate tabloid fodder that skews interactions, so
some therapists fear job loss if they reported Tucker's behavior.

(14:55):
The team has said they take any allegations of this
nature seriously. I doubt if he will be let go
by the Ravens, but it could happen. We'll keep your post.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's too good of a kicker for them to let
him go put him in therapy. But why don't anybody
have any sins? You can't just go around and wave
mister Happy around to people and expect nobody to get
up set.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
I think he has a mental condition where he just
likes to expose himself.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, well I had that condition, but it's only on
the radio. Oh and a Minnesota man, Minnesota where it's
really cold there.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
He considers himself a recreational disc golf player. He used
to be called frisbee golf, but now they call it
disc golf because you can't mention a product if you're
going to be doing a tradition about it. Well, he
broke a world record in the sport by completing a
full eighteen whole round of disc golf in four minutes

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and fifty eight seconds. No way, he must have been.
He must have either been real good with his shots
or he was really fast running. Get it. Red Bull.
Thirty year old Jonathan Wolfrath says the record attempt combined
two of his favorite recreational sports, disc golf and running.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
If running in disc golf had a baby, it would
be me. He told Guinness World Records. He went to
a course in Fridley, Minnesota, where I used to live
while working in radio. I lived in Fridley, Minnesota, Yes,
when I worked at KQRS. Wow, he broke the record
for the fastest round of disc golf, besting the previous

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record of seven minutes and twenty nine seconds.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
That's amazing, the guy said.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
He is in a finished attempting world records in the
realm of disc golf. Why you do what you gotta
do to get it all done. Don't care?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Watch out, The freaking full file is next on the
bowen den shoulders. You got to keep on rolling, don't
you know, Because you gotta do what you gotta do
to get it done. That's right, Robert, I'm trying to
be philosophical on this thing here. Well, it's ASCA's Stuff

(17:08):
Day in coming up, our first round of ask the
Stuff questions. But now it's six forty five and time
for the freaking fool file. Now, these guys must have
watched too many cartoons, but apparently they thought this plan
was worth a shot, so to speak. Okay, I'll explain
the so to speak. Two men from Colorado, eighteen year

(17:32):
old Jose Francisco Herrera Mumnos has too many names and
nineteen year old Angel Gonzales Guterras, were arrested for attempting
to smuggle methamphetamine and tobacco into a federal prison using
a T shirt cannon that you see at all these
sporting gays.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
You know how to come out there with a can
for rolled up T shirt and fired launching their contraband
over the wall.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yes, yes, actually pretty egy.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
The plan involved launching one hundred and twelve thousand dollars
worth of tobacco at eighty nine thousand, five hundred dollars
worth of meth over the prison security fence with a
compressed air cannon capable of shooting over three hundred and
fifty feet damn. And if you're a Simpsons fan, you'll
know that one of those T shirt cannons is what

(18:23):
killed Ned Flanders. It is possible that the scheme would
have worked assuming that no one in or around or
in the prison noticed anybody shooting a T shirt cannon
over the prison walls. Well somebody did. And now these
two guys are probably going to be sent to the
exact same jailhouse if they're convicted. Both face charges of

(18:46):
attempting to introduce contraband into a penal institution and attempting
to distribute meth amphetamine. Additionally, one of them was in
the country illegally, so now he's in double secret probation,
I mean double tuble. Yeah, you don't get yourself shot ahead.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
I want to know where they got that T shirt cannon?
I want one?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, how do you get one of those?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I guess on Amazon?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Should the Bow and them show have their own cannon?

Speaker 11 (19:14):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Absolutely, let's make it happen.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
We could shoot T shirts down the hall and hit
some of the salespeople upside to hear. They wouldn't appreciate it,
but we would laugh or things.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Definitely we have to put that on Facebook log.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Anyone who's ever had young kids or even just worked
with them, knows how hard it can be to get
those kids to calm down for a nap. YEP, one
day care center in Michigan came up with a very
innovative solution. The Adventures Learning Center in Caledonia sprayed melatonin
onto the kids naptime mats to put the kids to sleep. Now,

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melatonin is in natural sleep aid, but it's not FDA
approved for children. Doctors do say that it's likely harmless
unless a child has medical condition like asthma. So how
did the center get caught? Well, it has cameras streaming
a live feed that parents can see whenever their kids
are there, and one of those parents caught the workers

(20:12):
spraying the solution onto the mats. Naturally, some of the
children's parents were extremely upset and threatened legal action. The
center has pledged not to do it again, but it
apparently worked. All the screaming kids went to sleep in
no time and none of them showed any side effects.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, so what did I do wrong?

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I know, I know, And why did they fess up?
I would have said no, it was lyesol it was.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Or it was hairspray to make them stick to the
mat when they lay down.

Speaker 12 (20:48):
Melatonin has a half life for most humans, So if
you use it on a Monday and you try to
use it again on a Tuesday, you're gonna have to
double up how.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Much it goes like that?

Speaker 12 (20:56):
These kids today, Speaking of kids, this one found something
interesting while he was looking for his lost ball and
it landed in a creek, So down he went into
the mud and the leaves, and he spotted something very
disturbing what looked like a human foot, eh, not just
any human foot, one that was kind of fancied up

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painted nails sticking out.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
From a dark colored plastic bag. So the cops came
to the scene.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
They found a bagged up something in there with a
something foot sticking out and just as it was reported,
a foot protruding out of this plastic bag, likely filled
with the rest of the body parts of an unknown victim. Right,
but no, the story gets thicker. Officers in the corner
left the scene as it was. They contacted the state
Police for assistance. Investigator showed up, opened the bag. It

(21:45):
was a sex doll. Now that's funny that is funny.
I'm sorry I left something out. A sex doll with
a French pedicure. Oh fancy, Yeah, that must have.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Been extra right there. That none we've seen this item
referred to as a mannequin online. That isn't really accurate.

Speaker 12 (22:04):
This is more like a lifelying silicone doll that was
ready for some loving with a human being. Anatomically correct
fifty pounds the size of a small child.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That made all of this even more bizarre.

Speaker 12 (22:15):
After investigation, it was determined that the sex doll was
put there on purpose as a prank.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yeah, well apparently it worked it Yeah. Oh geez,
lots of therapy for that little kid. Okay, get ready
to cringe. Have any of you ever thought about wearing
contact lenses? Yeah? Really? Yeah, and not me.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
I'm too scared to put anything close to my eyes.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, funny you should say that. A team of Chinese
plastic surgeons recently reported the bizarre case of a thirty
three year old woman who had lost no less than
five contact lenses that were still stuck behind her left
eyeball right by the optic nerves. I'm getting a headache,

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that's why I know. The patient referred to only as
miss A arrived at the Plastic Surgery Hospital in Beijing
to have cosmetic surgery in order to improve her facial
symmetry symmetrymetry. The initial examination results showed that her left
eyeball was slightly sunken into the socket. So I said,

(23:22):
will we need to find out what's wrong with A
team of plastic surgeons didn't count on was finding not one,
but five different contact lenses while grafting fat into the
empty space behind her eyeball. She told doctors that she
had lost several contact lenses in the past few months,
but never imagine they were all stuck where they were stuck.

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Miss A had been wearing contact lenses for several years,
and the situation created just enough space for them to
disappear into. Now it's a condition which fatty tissue inside
the eyeball shrinks. Fat was injected behind the woman's eye.
It pushed out five different contact lenses she had thought

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that had fallen out on their own for the past
few months. Now missus A made a full recovery, but
now prefers to wear glasses instead of.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah, I remember a story of where they took out
twenty seven contact lenses. Yeah, do you remember that.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
We did that like two years ago?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, coming up next hour of the game,
you love to Hate, Choose your News. You gets the
story Bow made up, and you'll score tickets to see
Sticks in concert. They're coming to Duski's Pavilion August first,
along with Kevin Cronin and Don Felder will play Choose
Your News and there is a theme around seven to

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fifty here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Hi, everybody all together now, by the way, this may
have slipped your mind. Bon Scott, the original singer of
vc DC, died forty five years ago today, damn from
alcohol poisoning. Ye, that's right. You got to drink a

(25:16):
lot of guy from alcohol.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
They found him in a car and he had like
choked on his own vomit.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (25:22):
And just a few days ago was the anniversary of
us losing John Bonham in very much the same fashion.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's right. Here's Angus Young talking about it.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
I got a call from a girlfriend of his. She
had heard Bond had died. And then the phone went
again and there was another girl that he knew and
she had been expected him. She was worried, she didn't
know where he was. And then I got ahold of
our manager and he said, look, it might be some
crazy rumor. I don't know, but he tracked down I

(25:49):
think either of them, the guy who had been with him,
and he found out through him. So he got back
and that's when I found out.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
That it was bonb Yeah. And then here came Brian
Johnson in the and is still hanging out.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
And they're coming to town April fourteen.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's right, probably be their last tour as a matter
of fact. Okay, today is Ask as Stuff Day. You
can call the Ask the Stuff hotline if you got
a question two one, four eight six, six eighty six hundred.
We got some good ones, y'all already already, all right,
here's the first one. I think I'm gonna send your way,
Anna Belle. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 11 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Is there any place that we can find the old
concert that Elvis Pressa.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Did Aloha from Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Is it ever on TV?

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Or is there a CD of it or anywhere?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, it was on TV, I remember, yeah, Yeah, it
was a special.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
It aired on television in nineteen seventy three first live
satellite concert broadcast in color. And if you want to
see it, all you have to do is go to YouTube.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I just like.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Looked it up and there it was in its entirety video.
I want to buy it. You can buy Elvis Aloha
from how Hollyweot Hawaii I'm sorry on Apple TV, Amazon Video,
fan Dango at Home as download, or you can rent
it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Fandango at Home online.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Well, or you can go to YouTube and watch it
for mergree That's what I did. You go, all right,
here's another morning.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Balling Them show and Radio World. It is a Cowboy Kid.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
My question today is when or what year or they
did they admit the nine one one the merch yacall,
thank you, and y'all have it weday boy. That's the
first time we've heard from Cowboy Kid in several months.
I guess he's okay, yeah, okay, So what's DELI old?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
So?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
The nine one one emergency call number originated in the
USA and was first used in Alabama Halleyville, Alabama, February sixteenth,
nineteen sixty eight, when the first nine to one one
call was placed by Alabama speaker of the House rank
in fight, making it the first known use of the
number nationwide. And AT and T is the one that

(27:59):
selected nine one one as the emergency number, just.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
So you know.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, all right, let's move on. I got this one
right here.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
How did the Mississippi River get its name?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
M Well, I looked it up. The Mississippi River got
its name from the Native American word miss izibai, which
means great river or something like it. European explorers adopted
and adapted this Native American name for the river when
they encountered it. Mississippi is the French rendering of that
Native American work cool. The name comes from the language

(28:33):
spoken by Native Americans who lived near the river's beginning
in Minnesota. Now you know how big the Mississippi River is. Yeah,
there's a place in Minnesota where it starts and it's
just a little trickle coming out of the ground.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Yeah, like places for the Rio Grand and al Paso.
You could just hop across the real Grand. You don't
have to swim across that river.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's it. You can just do a long step and
handle that one. Okay, here's another one for you.

Speaker 10 (28:59):
Is it possible to get a speeding ticket by mail
in Texas, WHOA, I'd never got Well, let.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Me knock on Okay.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
So the state of Texas takes a firm stance against
camera generated speeding tickets, which are not legal. In other words,
you will not be receiving a speeding ticket in the mail.
They actually have to stop you and give you that
speeding ticket. The same is true for red light cameras.
The use of red light cameras broutes prohibited back in
twenty nineteen. But while that law banned the use of

(29:31):
red light cameras, some municipalities like Humble, Texas, Leon Valley
and San Antonio and Amarilla still have red light cameras,
but they're not able to enforce any fine or ticket
that you receive in the mail. You may still get
that ticket, but they cannot enforce it.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You'd just call the Frankles.

Speaker 10 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I actually when it was still allowed for you to
get red light cameras tickets. It was in Plano and
I got one in the mail saying that I had,
you know, run through a red light, which I hadn't.
But when I went to the stop, like there was
a truck next to me, so I had to kind
of like pull up and then make my right turn.

(30:13):
Well they said I had to stop twice, stop behind
the white line, and then pull up stop again. Come on, Yeah,
it was like one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We were alone. You'all called Texas.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
I should have Okay here another bo just really concerned
with the situation in our retail environment and that the
different malls are closing down and they're tearing them down,
and what's going to happen to all the mall walkers.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well, you know there's old people like you get in
there and get the exercise in. But uh, I think
people aren't going to malls as far as shopping because
everybody's buying stuff online.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Very true, Yeah, very true.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
I'd like to borrow a quote from George Romero, The
Zombie King for this one and modified a little bit.
Okay if you are if if the malls fill up,
then the shoppers will walk the earth.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
That's pretty heavy. Yes, speaking of cold, cold, it's cold.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Oh it is brutal.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
If you're wondering how cold it is, Professor b Woogie
will tell us how cold, how cold? They willn't even
sell a witch of brass Brock.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
Than x Y.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Stay.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, flashes ain't even flashing women's. They just walk up
and describe the general kill show.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
You don't have to break the smoke off your chin
so cold at your words, it didn't freeze in there.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
You're going to have to put you No, that's cold.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Damn that's cold.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
That's damn cold. Okay, I got a couple more here
for you. I never wondered about this, but apparently somebody did.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Older railroad trains on the front engine used to have
what was referred to as a cowcatcher. Yes, and the
modern trains don't seem to have those anymore. Now. My
question is when did they start using those and when
did they stop?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, the cow catcher was that thing on the front
of the train. It was made if cows were on
the track, the train would slow down and it would
push him out of the way without making ground beef
out there.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
And the first practical cow catcher was installed on the
John Bull locomotive in eighteen thirty three.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Gop it.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
It was invented as you said, moto removed debris and
cows from the tracks. Some trains, however, still have cowcatchers,
but they've largely he stopped being used on trains in
the mid twentieth century as the design of locomotives involved
with the introduction of diesel engines and that place the
crew cap closer to the front, making the potential for

(33:12):
injury from cows that we're being pushed, you know, injuring
the people that were on the train. Oh, okay, so
there you have it.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh you had to do is ask? Okay, here's one
I'm gonna have to field myself.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
All right here, I have liver transplant, our transplant.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
Can you have a penis transplant?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
I'm wanting him to leave it.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yes, it is possible to get a penis transplant, but
it's a complex procedure with significant risks. First, a team
of surgeons, psychiatrists, social workers, and others evaluate the patient
to make sure they ain't crazy. The patient then undergoes
an examined intensive cycle logical evaluation. Then the patient takes

(34:03):
immune suppressive medication. There's a significant risk of transplant rejection
and how bad when your own pecker rejects you even
with that medication, which can have severe side effects, Are
you sure you still want to do it?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
And FYI, the donor does have to be dead.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah, your neighbor's not willingly gonna give you his pecker.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know anybody that would give it up. Somebody
asked for it while they were alive. Yeah, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not through using it just yet. The patient may
experience some psychological distress and a heavy medical treatment burden.

Speaker 10 (34:42):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Plus there's the chance of infection that could result in
the patient having to have his tallywagger whacked off. Okay, gotcha,
you have it.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Hopefully we answered your question sir.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, don't make me answer that question again. Okay. We
got a couple of email questions. Hey, what you got?

Speaker 5 (35:02):
All right? So this question was emailed to us from Brad.
I keep hearing that this winter blast is going to
be among the coldest temps on record here in DFW.
My question, what is the coldest temperature ever recorded in DFW?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I'd like to know that myself.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Here's this scoop. The Great Blizzard of eighteen ninety nine
brought icy temperatures that have stood for more than one
hundred and twenty years. February twelfth, eighteen ninety nine minus
eight degrees in Dallas and in Fort Work. What is
it with Texas weather always trying to ruin Valentine's Day
for people.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yes, yeah, I guess you got to deal with it
when it comes to minus eight degree cold heart, warm hands.
I don't know, right, Okay, what else you got? All right?
This one's from our palm matth the cat. All right,
all right, he says. This is in multiple pots, multiple pulls.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Pot A.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Can you blow off fireworks anytime or only specific times?
You know you can only sell fireworks during specific times,
But are there specific times you can blow them off?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Pot B?

Speaker 12 (36:06):
Can you transport them during the off season? Well, the
short answer here for the state of Texas, if you
want to shoot fireworks legally, you need to access private
property outside of your particular city living. Okay, though, the
thing the law wants you to do is at ten
fireworks events instead.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
All right?

Speaker 12 (36:26):
Texas allows one point four grand fireworks. That's the whimpy
stuff like Sparkler, snapp and pops and what fireworks were
responsible for over thirty one thousand fires in twenty twenty two.
Damn Fines for violating the laws in Texas start in
the metroplexit a round two k worst penalties if you're
too close to a church, a hospital, or flammables. By

(36:48):
the way, if you're enough of a dumb ass to
launch them from a car, I hope they throw the
book at you.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
A lot of people do that because you know, there's
some sparks that come in and ignite all the fireworks
you had left in your car. Yeah, please don't.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Yeah, and make sure that there are no rules against
the fireworks in your municipality.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
And you know sometimes cops will wait until you leave
a fireworks stand and bust your right inn in there. Yes, well,
coming up another installments? Who did you know? And I
have something different for you. Okay, so ill Dallas Horse
Classic Rocks Lone Star ninety two to five. Bitch be
cold and the rest of us are too.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
The thing is, though, when you live in Texas, it'll
be gone in a couple of days.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I think we're gonna be in the seventies next week.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Oh that makes me feel really good, don't.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
It's a roller coaster ride here in Texas, no wonder.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
We're all going coming up. We're gonna play Choose your
News for sticks tickets and there is a theme which
I'm not gonna tell you about now. But it is
now time for the educational part of the show. Listen
and learn, is time for did you Know? And today

(38:03):
on did you Know? Something different? Everyday things you never knew?
There were names for okay, okay. For example, if I
was to ask you what a globella is, what is
what is glabella? I have no idea, but a globella is?
It sounds dirty? It is the space between your eyebrows. Oh,

(38:24):
Anthony Davis doesn't have one, he doesn't. Caterpillar up there?
How about petri core?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Petrick? What is petrik core?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's the way it smells after it rains.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
How about this one? Ag lit? You probably got some
aglets right now. They're the plastic coating at the end
of your shoelace. Now, we were talking about stomach noises
and we called them. There's actual a name for stomach noises.
It's called a wamble. Whatever you call it wamble. Here's one.

(39:07):
The first cry of a new or newborn baby is
called vegetus. That sounds nasty, sounds like where the baby
came from. Yeah, that baby came from a vegetus. Did
he start shouting before he made it all the way out?
The tunnel or Something's a good question. Did you know
there's something called tynes? You know what times are? They're

(39:29):
the prongs on a fork. Oh yes, yes, yes, how
about just prongs? How about that this one phosphorenesosph what's that?
That is the light you see when you close your
eyes and press your hands against your eyes really hard. Yes,
you see that.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Sometimes it's white, sometimes it's purple.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Trip it out, depending on how hard you press. I
guess did you know there's something called a tent and
not a tent that you go camp in. A tent
is the little tiny plastic table placed in the middle
of a pizza box so your pizza doesn't get crushed,
Called a tent. Then there's something called over morrow that

(40:13):
that's the day after tomorrow over.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Absolutely, Minimus, you know what your minimus is. That's your
smallest finger or your smallest toe. That's your minimus. So
Maximus had yeah, exactly, and Minimus was crushed by Maximus.
There's something called a graph. That is the weird cage

(40:40):
that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne. That
little thing you have to unscrew wire, that's called a
ag G. Did you know vocables. You know what vocables are? Cookies? No,
that's in a song when they don't have any meaning,
you just go nine nine la la. Those are called vocables.

Speaker 12 (41:06):
Brow.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
How about intro bang that's when you combine that's not
what you think it is. Intro bang or interbang is
when you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark.
That's what that's got.

Speaker 11 (41:23):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Let's see, let's do a couple more. Yeah, uh cole
lumela nazi. That is the space between.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Your nostrils, a little valley.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
The armhole enclosed where the sleeves are sown, that's called armsyke.
Don't you just how about the holds in the armholes?
The armholes desenia. That's the condition of finding it difficult
to get out of bed in the morning every day.
And I think we also Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone

(42:03):
Star ninety two to five, Crystal Ball, which is what
you get if a guy tries to urinate outdoor in
this way, Crystal pe And speaking of sticks, we have
tickets to see Sticks along with Don Felder and Kevin
Cronin at Dosequi's Pavilion on August The first gonna be
a good show. That's why Stix loves to come here.

(42:25):
They play here all the time, all the time. And
if you want to go and do have the dough,
all you gotta do is shoes your news. I did
I have four headlines?

Speaker 12 (42:37):
Here?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Wasn't two? Three?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Far?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Three of them are actual, honest to god headlines from
past issues of The Weekly World News.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Okay, you said there's a theme today.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
There is a theme. Would you like to hear it?

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
The theme is strange births. Kid born with five heads.
That's a strange bird. Yeah, strange. And three of these
are true, or if they should be as true as
the Weekly World News. One of them is a lie,
just made up? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Give it to us. So is the fake headline headline
number one. Woman gives birth to baby Shrek.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Mom couldn't stop watching the movies while her fertility treatments
were going on. San Francisco woman has stunned the medical
community by giving birth to a green skinned child who
looks exactly like the character from the animated kids movies.
Delivering room nurse says it was horrifyingly repulsive yet strangely
cute at the.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Same time of course, baby Shrek.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Or is it headline number two cyclops woman born with
one eye in the middle of her face. Oh, doctors
told me that my condition is extremely rare. You think
San Diego housewife is a beautiful woman except for that
one thing. Doctors believe her condition may have been caused
by the medication her mother took during pregnancy. I wouldn't

(44:01):
pass my defect onto any of my children. Pretty normal.
That strange looking woman is happily married and gave birth
to a baby who doesn't have an eye in the middle.

Speaker 12 (44:12):
Of this For you, you should give birth next to chernobyl,
you would think? Or is it headline number three?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Strange reincarnation birth baby born with Civil War wound? Oh no,
this is unprecedented, says doctor who delivered the child. Musket
Ball removed from newborn's leg that scientists say is over
two hundred years old according to carbon dating. We believe
that somehow it was from the Battle of Shiloh, which

(44:41):
occurred in eighteen sixty two in Tennessee. This is something
that has to be a solid case of reincarnation, says researcher.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Or is it headline number four? Chinese woman gives birth
to three headed baby. Child is normal only from the
neck down. Shop doctors say healthy nine pound boy and
mom are doing fine. This child stands alone in the
realm of human oddity, says pediatrician who delivered the baby.

(45:12):
New mother says she's happy that everything that the birth
went well. However, when one head cries, the other two
heads start bawling as well.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I would think, so you said she had a c section.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I hope, Uh, I don't know. It doesn't say, but
I would hope, so. I hope otherwise it stretched beyond repair,
all right? Two and four or seven A seven, one,
nine two five? Which one of those is the fake headline?

(45:46):
Let's go over them again, is it? Headline Number one
woman gives birth the baby Shrek Mom couldn't stop watching
the movies while undergoing fertility treatments. Number two cycloped a
woman born with one eye in the middle of her face.
Doctors told me that my condition is extremely where number
three strange reincarnation birth baby born with Civil War wound
dish is unprecedented since doctor who delivered the child or

(46:09):
headline number four Chinese woman gives birth the three headed baby.
Child is normal only from the neck down. All right,
study long, study wrong? Which one do you think I
think Bow made this one up? You think so that
one would be wrong? That one would be wrong too.

(46:29):
Oh does the kid have a chance to get a
grand It is this one? Yes, yeah, I made it up,
my feeble little brain. All right? Two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one nine two five?
If you can tell me the fake headline, will give
you the sticks tickets bon them show a right, which

(46:51):
one do you think? I'll give you a big old hell?

Speaker 10 (46:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Bon of them? Show? Which one do you think is
the fake headline?

Speaker 12 (46:59):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Umber one woman gives birth the baby Shrek Mom couldn't
stop watching the movies while undergoing fertility treatments. You'd think
that one was fake, But it's not. It's a real headline.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
It does sound like something Bo Roberts would make up.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
It does. Yeah, it's from the Weekly World. In fact,
all of them sound like stuff I'd make up. Let's
move on going, then, shoe. Which one do you think
is the fake headline? Huh? Number two cyclopics woman born
with one eye in the middle of her face. Doctors
told me that my condition is extremely rare. No, that

(47:32):
is another real headline. I guess that one too.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Set up for a grand slam.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Where we are again? The fake headline could be either
headline number three strange reincarnation birth baby born with Civil
war wound. This is unprecedented, says doctor who delivered child,
or number four Chinese woman gives birth. The three headed baby.
Child is normal only from the neck down. Come moon,
cou Moon, Let's have it. Three four, both of them? Joe,

(48:02):
Which one is it? Which one? Which joint? Thigure?

Speaker 10 (48:05):
Number one?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Number one we've already done.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Number one is between three and four three three strange
reincarnation birth baby born with Civil war I should have
just let it slide righted in in there, because I
could have had a grand slam. But it's not meant
to be a pear? Why did I tell her what one?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Because you're a nice guy. You wanted her to win
those Sticks tickets?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Are you a Sticks fan?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (48:36):
I am.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
That's song he just played Crystal Ball?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Well, who is this? All right? Call hold on just
a minute. We'll hook you up, all right. Don't go away,
because we've got to get some information from you, all right,
hold on. She's so happy, she's so excited, it's so
close yet so far away.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
But aren't you happy for her?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yes, of course I am Dallas's classic rock lone Star
ninety two five. If you've been outside lately, you know
how colder than nurse. But you know what it's fixing again,
a lot hotter in him because you know this time

(49:19):
of the morning, the traffic is tied up in certain areas.
If they ain't slipping and sliding, that could only mean
one thing that it's time for the Mistress of the
highways and the byways. It's time for traffic and bondage
with the one and only Glinda.

Speaker 13 (49:36):
Laugh.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Well, good morning, my froze, some little minu. How are
my submissives this morning? There is definitely a nip in
the air.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Oh yeah, there is eyes up here, Bo Roberts. Oh,
I'm sorry, well you get that? Oh damn it? Well
you said nip and.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Just out of four and a half and yeah, yeah,
settled down there.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Boy.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
So I heard you say it was lash day today,
Yes it is. Okay, Well then there's a lash for
you and a lash for you. Oh it is so
cold this morning, boys, I brought some fur lined handcuffs
for you.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh okay, and of course, to warm.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
You up, I have some hot oil. Yeah, feels the
hot worm. Your screams make me so hot. All right,
let's take a look at that drive. We do have
some icy road conditions in some parts of the metroplights

(50:40):
on seventy five Central near Mockingbird, we have an icy
wet spot. Oh yeah, it is making that drive oh
so hard. And tow trucks are keeping quite busy this morning.
They're clearing away cars and trucks that ram into those barriers.

(51:02):
Time to bring out the chain. Doesn't it feel so good?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Really?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
In irving, a car was rear ended. A truck slammed
into that bumper hard. You know, normally one has to
go to a different part of the Metroplex to see
a rear end that car. How about I hit your
rear end bow in Prayo on the tollway, a car

(51:38):
slid out of control after a truck losty load. You're
gonna have to whip.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Around that mess not again?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yes, I said, whip stay warm, bow, stay warm. A yeah,
I hope you're The work is oh so painful. I'm
Linda lash with your traffic in bonded.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well, it's painful now. You got that right. It's the
bow in them shelve churf, chirp, chirp, fallas what is
classic rock? Lone Star ninety two five. We're all learning
to fly, but I don't know. Are they going to
cancel any plane brides at the airport?

Speaker 10 (52:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Far none, No. There were some school not necessarily closures,
but they delayed the start of school.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Well with mother nature pitching a bitch on, US crews
have already pre treated roads with brine since Friday and
are now beginning. They're around the clock shifts now. Text
Dot says Cruise will be staged in different areas to
respond to any problems that might arise. However, officials are
urging people to stay off the roads if possible. Well,

(52:53):
you gotta get to work or wherever you gotta go.
If you have to be on the roads, make sure
you have a full tank of gas. Drive slowly right. Wow,
I don't know if it's going to be Minnesota cold,
like when the gas in my car frolls.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Well, Monday Ron called and it said the windchill in Monday,
Texas was minus nine degrees.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Fort Worth firefighters are stocking up with extra blankets and
flares which they can use to block off roadwazer defrost,
frozen fire hydrants. If you take public transportation, Dart will
light fires along train tracks to keep you safe in
case ice does form them.

Speaker 14 (53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Now, there may be icy spots on the roads this morning,
but they're not expected to be widespread. But still be careful,
slow down and have both hands on the wheels just
in case.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Yeah, because we do have reports of some icy road
conditions in some parts of the Metroplex.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
All right.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Less than a year after Nieman Marcus merged with Sacksmith Avenue,
the company announced the closing of their City Place offices
and their flagship store in downtown Dallas after over one
hundred years. This is just sad. Put Dallas on the
map literally when it came to style. Sacks Fifth Avenue
the parent company of Bergdorf, Goodman and sax Off Fifth.

(54:07):
Their acquisition of Neeman Marcus was finalized in December for
two point seven billion dollars. The original Nemen Marcus store
was in downtown Dallas at the intersection of Elm Street
and north Field Street. That was in nineteen oh seven,
but that building was destroyed in a fire in nineteen thirteen.
The company opened a new location in nineteen fourteen at

(54:28):
Main Street and Urvey Street. Neeman Marcus filed for bankruptcy
protection in May of twenty twenty during the pandemic, but
they exited bankruptcy later that year. It was founded in
Dallas in nineteen oh seven, and its name has become
synonymous with high end luxury items. And if it wasn't
for that downtown Neman Marcus, my parents would have never met.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
All really, oh wow, is one of them working there?

Speaker 5 (54:52):
So no, So my mom's childhood friend moved to Dallas
to be a buyer for that downtown Neman Marcus. And
when she moved to down she became friends with my
dad's family in Dallas, And so when he was going
to Monterey, Mexico on a trip on a business trip,
she gave him my mom's.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Number, and eventually little Annabelle squirt it out exactly. My
mom used to we'd buy school clothes in Dallas. Sometimes
we go to North Park and sometimes we go to
Neiman Marcus. And my mom always said.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Don't touch anything because if.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You break it, it's going to cost a fortune.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
At Christmas time, Neiman Marcus was so special Downtown Store.
I'm very, very sad. But you know what, it's been
ages since I've been to the Downtown store. I know
who shops downtown in me?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Right?

Speaker 12 (55:44):
You say Burg Dwarfs was the parent company of that. Yeah, okay,
that's the place where Atha Bach met Lynda Morola in
the movie. Yes, she was stealing a tie something.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I forgot about that. John Gioga was so good in that. Okay.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
Here's another retailer that's going away in the restaurant world,
and this one's a little more on the blue collar level.
I am a big fan of Dairy Queen's Texas Tea.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Brands absolutely, oh yeah. And bo I know you like Anna?
Are you a fan?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I love the dude?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
Well, not only are they shutting down just over two
dozen restaurants in our area, but they're auctioning off a
lot of Nedo DQ stuff.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Online the Blizzard machine.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
Yeah, maybe a Blizzard machine. I wouldn't mind getting a
vat of the taco meat and just throwing it my freezer.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Cocos are good. Oh, I love those branders. Man. I
just drove through a Dairy Queen day before yesterday to
get me a big chocolate malt Yeah.

Speaker 12 (56:43):
Nice, they have good good stuff there. Uh Now, there's
gonna be twenty five less restaurants in our area. As
far as DQ fans go, you're gonna have to start.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Hunting a little bit more.

Speaker 12 (56:53):
Roof Snow Drive and NRH is gonna lose one, of course,
Canna Highway in Hillsboro. That would Parkway right here in
the Farmer's branch. The complete contents of twenty four of
those restaurants, including all the ones you just named, are
up for auction through Thursday and closing their doors, so
they must liquidate their assets now. While Fairy Queen's marketing
has long linked the brand to Texas, think DQ, that's.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
What I like about Texas.

Speaker 12 (57:17):
Yes, yeah, the first Dairy Queen opened in nineteen forty
in actually Joliet, Illinois.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Really yeah, wow, it's a Texas tradition. Texas as quickly
as it could exactly. At least the one in the
colony is still going to be open.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, thank good. That's the one closest to me too. Well,
he's a little bit better news KFC, which used to
call it the Kentucky Fried Chicken until somebody said, well,
oh fried, does them sound too healthy just call it
KAF Well, they're the latest company to call North Texas home.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Kentucky Yes, Fried Chicken Yes.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Parent company Young Brands announced that the Chicken chain would
be moving its corporate headquarters from Kentucky to Plano. KFC
will read a locate it's one hundred corporate office employees
from Louisville, Kentucky, to the KFC and Pizza Hutt headquarters
in Plano. The relocation is expected to happen over the
next six months. All US based remote employees from KFC

(58:15):
will also be asked to return to the office. Those
ninety employees are expected to move over the next eighteen months.
KFC says the move will help foster greater collaboration among
brands and employees. Harlan Sanders he was the colonel who
me and Bob Wels met in the French Quarter in
New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
You know, he wasn't a real colonel.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
No, he wasn't, But he bought a roadside motel in Corbin, Kentucky,
and began to service Fried Chicken in nineteen thirty. In
nineteen fifty two, the first Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise open
near Salt Lake City, Utah. Now KFC has more than
thirty thousand restaurants in one hundred and fifty countries all

(58:56):
over the world.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Walter like that original recipe.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Me too, got about it. Of course, Here go.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Kentucky Ratchigan.

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Who's born here in Kentucky, And.

Speaker 13 (59:08):
There's always doing the states. He Kentucky Trotchigen, he leaves
a blue past eight.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Colonel Samers will go over. I bet he will too.
And now this public service announcement, have you been outside yet?

Speaker 13 (59:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
No, seriously, have you been outside? Dick, my baby? Let
me tell you them.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
You gonna need on a toll boggin, a scarf, some
embugs and listen. If you don't want numonia up here
behind Paul, you better put.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
On two bass draw Who needs a thermometer to answer
the age old question?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
How cold?

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Is it not cold enough to deter a guy dressed
as a banana from water skiing on the Mississippi not s.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Yours cold as a cold Come cold, cold cold.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
There's something outside that's chillingly dangerous. Your teeth will chatter,
your car won't start, and you are frozen stiff.

Speaker 13 (01:00:25):
Cold from frozen films. When the weather outside is frightful
it won't be delightful. Cold now causing shrinkage outside of
theater near you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
If you strand it, abandon, can't stand it, do not
call me. It's too cold for friendship anyway. It ain't
enough money you can offer me to do this.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Can't feel minds, can't feel my toes, can't feel my thumbs,
my ears on numb, cold wind, see press mine, I'm

(01:01:04):
thinking cut something, shrinking freaking cool cool cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Mexocones farming? What global warming? Freaking cold cold cold?

Speaker 11 (01:01:18):
What to do?

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
Well, it's called that decent and you're staying bad and
call it. See cusy, you go outside, you freeze.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I'm gonna be high.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
So we go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Burt prefer, Yeah, we go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Bur prefer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
A freaking cold, cold cold, A freaking cold cold cold.
Oh my god, are you freezing cold cold? Dallas four
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. My fantasy
is it's summertime. We there, but it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Just wait till next week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah bro, Yeah, it supposed to get up into the
seventies and eighties. That's why weather here is so jacked up.
I mean we're used to it with somebody moving down here.
Oh man, I guess I have to keep my coat
out all winter. No, just wait a couple of days.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Yeah, but don't put your winter clothing up just yet.

Speaker 10 (01:02:20):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:02:20):
No, this is why you see a lot of locals
in North Texas wearing both a hoodie and shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yes, that's the thing. What are y'all crazy? That breeze
blowing up your pants leg? That's gonna freeze your cahonys.
I'm not kenyons or it's different if you're like any
or something. Okay, who what a our tickets to Supercross
this Saturday at ant and t S Daddy.

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
Uh, he's a luck dog. Him and his wife are
already going to ac DC courtesy of this show. Now
he hooked up Supercross too. Kevin Macklin waiting, go sign,
Oh Bo, you got a phone caller here, he's got
a DQ story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, go for it. Bellows boat, Hey bo, long time
listener says Q one O two man. Oh lord, now
you're making age spots bust out all over my hands. Now,
thanks a lot. Hey, I got to say problem. We
all do sooner or later.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Hey, I got stuck out of town.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
I live here in Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I'm from Burlin, Sexas.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
And I did a job in Passificity, New Jersey, but
up there to build a restaurant. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Their food they got pizza.

Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Great, right, but I'm like, I want some real, you know,
Texas food.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
So I'm looking for hamburgers, right. I Google they have
a dairy queen.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I go to this dairy queen.

Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
Think I'm gonna get a belt buster. I'm making steak fingers,
you know, gravy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
I get there and all they have is ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
What all they had was ice cream ivery. It's an
actual dairy queen.

Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
And I'm kind of like frustrated with the person because
I'm asking for like you guys got the steak figures.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
And they're like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Man, I see that's not a real dairy queen if
they don't serve food, just ice cream. The half dairy queen. No,
look it up, man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
I don't know if it's still there, but yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
It was actually a dairy queen with the logo and everything.
I was like, wow, put no food, just ice cream. Well,
somebody needs to step up and tell them what they're doing.

Speaker 10 (01:04:15):
Wrong, all right, man, you guys rock.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
So I looked it up and yes, there are dairy
Queen locations in New Jersey that only serve ice cream? Yes,
then they're only open during warm weather too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Oh come on, no, damn, Okay, that's not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
A dairy queen. Then it's just a dairy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Let me confess something here. Yes, back when I was
in high school, the dairy Queen parking lot at twenty
fourth and seventh Avenue. What did you do? I didn't
do anything, but it's where people would go to buy
weed in Live. Okay, meet me in a dairy queen
parking lot thirty minutes. Oh man, that's what I heard.

(01:04:57):
I don't know first.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Yeah, I heard it was a dally bar for sure.

Speaker 12 (01:05:02):
And I mean, while you're picking up the weed, you
might as well swing through the drive through and get
something for the monch.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
She's still dum and I'll tell you what those steak
fingers with that grave oh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Bomb diggity.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Well. So much for Paul Simon doing his Farewell tour
in twenty eighteen. Fresh off performing Saturday or Sunday on
Saturday Night Live fiftieth anniversary, comes a quiet celebration tour
that will find him doing multiple nights in eighteen or
more cities plus one offs in two others. The tour
will feature him performing his last album, twenty twenty three,

(01:05:36):
Seven Palms or seven Songs Psalms Songs n Palms is
a porno, Yeah, that's a porn. He will do that
album in its entirety, along with his wife, home Girl
Edie Brickell, many of his hits. He'll be back by
a nine piece band. The tour will begin on April
fourth in New Orleans at the Sanger Theater and travel

(01:05:57):
throughout North America and Canada. And isn't he coming?

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
Two?

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yes, He's gonna play the Windspere Opera House May seventh
and eight. Tickets will go on sale for all shows.
This ride a ten am well now you know? Now
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Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
I know's let's end it here.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
No play one more, please please please.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Do lone Star ninety two five. Thank you for your
questions here today, let's talk some time wasters, because nobody
want to start work right away when you get there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I know we don't, especially if you're stuck in traffic
right now because there are reports of snow in the
Irving area.

Speaker 10 (01:06:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I know some of you kids, you go, oh boy,
no yeah, yeay, no, not if you have to drive it.

Speaker 13 (01:07:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Yeah, kids, when you get a driver's license, you'll understand
why we're pissed off about.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
All right. This is what we have up on the
Bow and m show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com. It was on this day, forty five
years ago that the world lost a CDC singer, Bond Scott.
He was found dead in a car in London on
February nineteenth, nineteen eighty.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
He reportedly died choking on his own vomit after he
was on a binge of drinking and he went on
a lot of binges, Yes he did. Now here's acdc's
Angus Young talking about how he found out that Bond
Scott had died.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I got a call from a girlfriend of his.

Speaker 11 (01:07:43):
She heard her Bond had died, and then the phone
went again and there was another goal that he knew,
and she had been expected him. She was worried.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
She didn't know where he was.

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
And then I got a hold of our manager and
he said, look, it might be some crazy rumor. I
don't know, but he tracked down I think either than
the guy who had been with him, and he found
out through him. So he got back and that's when
I found out that it was bombed.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Oh man, can you imagine being the young lady that
was waiting for him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
That was just horrible. I was working on the air
in New Orleans when that story came across, and what heartbreaking.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Known for his screeching vocals, bon Scott was also the
lyricist who co wrote many of the band's biggest songs,
Dirty Dean's Done, Dirt, Cheap Highway to Hell, and Let
There Be Rock. So earlier this week, we told you
about the medical scare that Don Felder had on stage
last week. Well, Don Felder says the song he was
playing when he almost passed out last Thursday aboard the

(01:08:39):
Rock Legends Cruise wasn't his first choice. If it was
going to be his last song ever, that would not
be his first choice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I have always said that I'm going to rock till
I drop. I never knew what it would be in
the middle of Tequila Sunrise though, instead of like fast
Land or hotel or something really fun.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Don Felder was suffering from dehydration and he spent forty
eight hours resting up before doing two more shows on
the cruise. He also took part in a Q and
A and he announced that he's going to be releasing
a new album in May. And of course he is
part of the Brotherhood of Rock Tour, which is coming
August first to Doseki's Pavilion along with Kevin Cronin and Styx.

(01:09:22):
And we have more tickets to give away tomorrow. Kids
celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the single Strutter with limited
edition playable Gold records. Meanwhile, Paul Stanley was a guest
on the debut of Richard Marx's new podcast and talked
about adjusting to not being on the road anymore. He
says he really misses it. Richard Marx, by the way,
not the only one with the new podcast Hearts. Ann

(01:09:44):
Wilson has decided she needs to do one too. Everybody's
doing a podcast Everybody. Her podcast is called After Dinner
Thinks with Anne Wilson instead of After Dinner Drinks, and
we have the pilot episode up where she talks about
the challenges of having a conversation with someone across the
political spectacul that you do not agree with. So interesting

(01:10:09):
if you want to check that out. Finally, remember the
story that we had about waffle House and taking Valentine's
reservations and how they were like book solid. Well, one
couple didn't just eat at waffle House for Valentine's Day.
The guy actually proposed to his girlfriend at the waffle house.
We have the video so romantic my father party, She's going,

(01:10:30):
I just gave you made jerky. Check out the video
on the moon and then show page at lone, start
ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Well, kids, you can always say.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
My mama didn't tell me to go to school because
it's so point right on the roadway and the.

Speaker 12 (01:10:57):
Roadside, and then the parents get all pissed off.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
And go damn it. Now the kids are home all day.
I gotta figure out what to do. Mama can't watch
her stories in peace.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
I'll never forget one time it flooded in South Texas
and my dad wrote me a note because I didn't
want me to go to school, and he said due
to the inclement weather. And I was like, what the
hell is inclement?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Inclement? Does that mean going up something that's inclined?

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Yeah, inclement just bad weather.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Why don't they just say bad weather?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Yeah, because he was being snooty, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Well, it sure looks inclementy out there. You guys be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Oh man, I was hoping that we would get a
little snow. Why just to look at it?

Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
Oh yeah, Ce Deville reported some snow early this morning,
and who did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Yeah, quite a bit of snow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Apparently we're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. Well,
we'll see hopefully the roads wont ice olvery and we
can come in the war and dude shall Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Yeah, we learned from Linda Lash that there was a
wet spot on icy wet spot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Oh yeah, now you know. Okay, So up next to
is our Actors Show Decompression session. I don't know what
we're gonna talk about, Probably about how damn.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Cold it is, we'll talk about the inclement weather.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
The inclement weather, Why don't you just say crappy or bad?
Bad has the least number of syllables, So why don't
you just say that? Doubt any of you know anything
that I overthink always bites me in the ass. I
think you like that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Hey, it's fun with music day. And if we don't
have inclement weather, we will be in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Yes we will. Yeah, yeah, depending on what mother Nature does.
If she whizzes all over us and we may have
a problem, that's fine, because I ain't gonna wreck my
new truck just because the ice is on the road.
Oh and I gotta get to wait. You're not going
to wreck your new truck, and you're not going to
wreck your new knees either. Oh that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
You get the truck. We could replace that your knees.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
On the other end, I just thought about that. The
Saint Patrick's Parade is coming up, the.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Anniversary of your gas March sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
The closer we get to that day, the more I
worry about your knees. Buddy, Well, you won't have to
because I'm probably not gonna go. I'll be honest with you.
I'm probably not gonna go to the same package next year. Then, Yeah,
I'm kind of pissed off about what I did to myself.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Oh bother, And I was going to have the historical
marker put up on March Philosopha yeah, right by the
million dollar salut. I was going to gather the homeless, yeah,
and say let's go late flowers at the spot where
Boot for his tendon.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Squad quaw to both my flock. Thanks for reminding me.
I that's what we're here for. Okay, y'all, we will
see you on the after show decompression session, and we'll
see you on the show enough show tomorrow if mother
Nature cooperates. Okay, all right, as we say, keep it
between the ditches.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Bye,