The Bo and Them Full Show - Feb. 21, 2025 (Ep 1314) Comedian Dustin Ybarra!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
Code of Self Regulation.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You are condemned to death sport in the year three thousands.
That are holes and with the game world Series of
Super Bowls, there.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Is only sport. Heyvid parody non partia.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Jetties are super warriors, lovers imprisons and that's separated, but.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Only one ass that's sport rated on.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Five beautiful girls set out on a swinging summer that
turns into a chilling nightmare of terror.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Which ones will die.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
The roommates luscious, lovable, tatalzer terrific, absolutely sensational, The roommates
they share more than their rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Boy, like a great the roommates, which ones are targets
for a killer?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
If you fortun who have been accepted at this college,
then you recognize this house.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But if you never heard of Yellowstream College, then wipe
the talk.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Mess off your shoes and come inside the house. That's
the pit of higher education. Get there and take your
pants home. Hey, this animal doesn't want to hurt me.
All it wants to do is go back under the
rock again. This is not something you should ever try
at home.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Enough gang, that's how rumors get started.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is not funny. It's totally unprofessional.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I know these homeless and smells like an obese man's
Toothay the.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
You're gonna take a chill pill man? And what day
is it?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I wasn't attempt to compliment you. What prescription drugs are
you taking? Besides, rogue live with their mothers because they
don't have any money. Do you think that doing alcohol
is cool? It's like somebody just puts their pants for
no reason, just not into all of that sense of touching,
feeling stuff. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Remember, from I was looking.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's so.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:59):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think that's pretty special.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
It is any Friday, it is special. When we get
a weekend of Bundy. I'd be liking that. And I
have no plans at all whatsoever, which means whatever happens, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Gonna happen, and it's gonna warm up. Thank goodness. Yeah good.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
It's still cold in this studio.

Speaker 10 (03:28):
Well that's why we're all still wearing our coats. But
that's just the you know, status quo of every day
that we come in here here in this building. But
apparently somebody wants to this place to be a meat
locker so they can hang some sides of beef in here.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
I guess they weren't joking when they said we had
a hiring freeze.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, oh, I love that, right, buddy.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
It's only going to get up to like thirty something today,
but it's gonna improve over the weekend.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Fifty tomorrow, and then in the low sixties on Sunday Monday,
we'll in the low seventies.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
About it. I don't have a problem with that at all, neither.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
I'm sick of this fourteen degrees minus four wind chills gods.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, well, today is Friday.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
We got company coming in today, comedian Dustin Iborro.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
He is a homeboy, Yeah yeah, and he's coming in here.
Let's see. He's at Hyenas in Dallas. Is in Dallas. Okay.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
I just wanted to make sure he doesn't have to
come all the way from Fort Ward.

Speaker 9 (04:27):
No, no, no doubt. As a matter of fact, he's
driving himself. Because he is a homeboy. He knows exactly
where we are. You know how to get around him.
So let's see what.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
We're celebrating today. Okay, love National Grain Free Day. Put
that spoon down and dump out your cereal boat. No
grain today, under penalty of law. Actually, it's a day
to recognize people with allergies to grains like rice, wheat,
or core.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
International Mother Language Day is the only language I know
how to speak. However, I can usually tell when somebody
is cussing out me in another language.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Is because of the way that they are saying the
words to.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You, the inflection.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Okay, all right, yeah, that's that's pretty well a good sign.
National Sticky Buns Day. Oh yeh yeah, but that only
happens to me on a hot summer day talking about
the dessert. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope miss and form.
It is the Great American spit out. What they have

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the Great American smokeout in November so get you to
quit smoking. So today you have the Great Americans spit
out to get you to quit chewing tobacco and other
smokeless tobacco products like Skull and Copenhagen.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Stop that dipping.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
The day is especially geared towards military personnel, where rates
of smokeless tobacco use are higher than the general populace.
Oh really, In fact, I used to chew tobacco with
my dad when we go fishing. Yeah, I've told this before,
and we have spitting contests in the boat.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
See who could spit the furthest year. Well, I see
athletes dip all the time.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Oh, baseball players play the owl boys. Oh man, they
spit out bowls of that stuff. It is National Comfy Day. Sure,
where are your pajamas? And how she used to work?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Today?

Speaker 8 (06:19):
You may get made fun of by your co workers,
but you'll be more comfy than they are. Couple them more,
you know, National Leadership Day. If you're looking for some
leadership from me, look elsewhere. I'm more of a come
join the party kind of guy. I like that National
Muffin Day. What guy doesn't love good old warm muffin

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like a blueberry muffet. It just sounds dirty when I
say it.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
While we have the Betty White bit there when she
talked about that was greatness.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
And it's a Northern Hemisphere hootie Hoo Day. Founded by
renowned Holloway creators Thomas and Ruth Roy of well capt Holidays.
This holiday was supposed to help chase away winter and
usher in spring. You're supposed to go outside today and yell,
which will chase away all the cold and slush weather away.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
If only it works.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yes, your navels will think you lost your damn mind.
But do it anyway, just in case.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
And I know we're not going to be here tomorrow,
but tomorrow is National Margarita Day.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh they're gonna have drink specials all.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Over the metrol That sound good to me, Tomyo, Yeah,
Oh that's you're right.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Around the court.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
All right, let's get ready for sports of all sorts
and the freaking full file.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Boy, do I have a story for y'all? Right, let's
do the boarding streets. Forget seven fifty. We have those
sticks tickets.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Oh we have a Friday Puss Club, Lord, Lord, Plus
we also got tickets to Supercross at Jerry World tomorrow. Okay,
are we ready to do it to it? Yes, sir,
because we got no choice.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
But let the.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Fun begin with one of these.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
What we've got here is failure milk.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Thank you, Struther Martin. We appreciate that. Hey, look what
time it is.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
It's take thirtyeth dime Verse. Sports of Alls are brought
to you by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Well, we always knew this day was coming. Dallas Cowboys
offensive lineman Zach Martin is retiring. He has officially told
the Cowboys that he will not play next season or
any other season. That leaves another hole for the Boys
to have to fill this offseason. But I mean, Zach
knew when it was time to hang up his cleach.

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His departure leaves a big hole in Dallas's struggling offensive
line and locker room. The former first round the draft
pick is widely considered to be a future Hall of
Fame by a lot of football folks and he'd better
get in the Ring of Honor as soon as possible.
Zach's selection was kind of controversial, but he quickly won

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over Cowboys fans. He was drafted in the sixteenth pick
in the twenty fourteen draft out of Notre Dame. Now
Jerry wanted to take A and M quarterback Johnny Manzell.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
With that pick. I bet Jerry's glad he didn't make that.
Judge the bullet there.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Yes, Martin has made the Pro Bowl in nine of
his eleven seasons with the Cowboys and was named as
an All Pro in seven of those eleven seasons. He
also played using his head along with his talent. In
his one hundred and sixty two career regular season games,
Martin was only penalized twenty one time.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's it. That's it out of one hundred and sixty
two games.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
That means he knew when to not false start and
when to not hole. Yep, well he got caught a
couple of times. We won't let twenty one of them slide.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
The Dallas Mavericks are going to play tonight for the
first time since the All Star break. The New Orleans
Pelicans are headed to the American Airline Center for a
seven thirty tip off as both teams and all the
other NBA teams brush off the dust because of not
playing together for a while. Now, Tonight's African American Heritage
Night presented by Jack Daniels Honey Flavored Whiskey, and there's

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a ticket package that includes a game ticket, a pre
and postgame party, and a limited edition MAVs at X
three energy cap.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, it's the threes to stand for the e instead.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
The Mavericks have twenty six games left, roughly the final
third of the season. Their schedule is not particularly difficult,
although fourteen of the remaining games are against teams presently
sitting above five hundred five hundred. After tonight, the MAVs
head west to go up against the Golden State Warriors
on Sunday and the Lakers on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes, those Lakers.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
This will be the first game we will see Luka
Doncik playing again.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
In another team's jersey. And yes, it's still hurts. No,
I'm I can't watch the game. I just can't. It
does still hurt. Arm Dallas MAVs man.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
We loved him just like they were, and MAVs fans
all over the country, not just North Texas still mourning
the loss of Luca in the trade of the La Lakers,
and we can reminisce about his time with the MAVs
by purchasing one of his rookie trading cards. Okay, is
that going to make us miss him even more?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (11:30):
I don't know if I could look at it. I'm
not sure I can stand a look at it either.
Three of the twenty eighteen cards are currently at for
grabs at Heritage Auctions in Dallas, estimated values between twelve
hundred and three thousand dollars. Heritage Auctions also has a
Baby Ruth card for auction right now that's valued at
two million dollars. Sam one of a kind show Ao

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Tani fifty to fifty club card that's going to go
for somewhere north of six hundred thousand dollars. And he's
a Tom Pretty jersey that Heritage is auctioning off that's
probably gonna catch around six hundred k plus as well. Now,
if you want to make bids on any of this stuff,
well good on you. You must have more money than
we do. You can go to sports dot ha dot

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com if you're interested in checking it out. The bidding
for Lucas rookie cards closes tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
HM, how bad do you want it? Seriously? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Well, speaking of Luca, the trade for Luca and Anthony
Davis between the Mavericks and the Lakers doesn't seem to
be paying dividends for either team just yet. Nearly two
weeks after the trade was completed, Davis is out with
an abdominal strain, while Luca struggles to adjust to life.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
With the Lakers. He's depressed.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Yes, last Wednesday night, the former face of the Mavericks
franchise turn the ball over five times in the first quarter,
becoming the first player in NBA history with five plus
turnovers without playing all twelve first quarter minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Poor Lucas, that's nothing. He's battling depression. I think he
is too.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah, I think he really did not want to leave here,
and we sure as hell didn't want him to leave.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, not at all.

Speaker 9 (13:14):
Well, well, well though, it looks like the Hosers from
the Great White North got the last laugh last night
and lost to Canada is champion of the Four Nations Faceoff,
continuing its run of international success, and it can thank
the NHL's top player. Edmonton Oilers star Connor McDavid scored
at eight eighteen of overtime as the Canadians avenged an

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earlier loss to the Americans with a three to two victory.
The finals overtime rule is just like the NHL playoffs.
The teams will play twenty minute periods of five on
five hockey until someone scores, and that someone was Connor
McDavid of Canada. The USA last one of best on
best tournament involving NHL players when it beat Canada in

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the nineteen ninety six World Cup of Hockey. Canada has
now won six of the last seven tournaments since then.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I wasn't really expecting the USA to beat Canada.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Beat them, you know, just earlier this week. I was hoping,
but oh well.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It was not meant to be.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
It was a valiant battle between those two sides, and
I love them both really but ghost stars.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Which which we could be better friends? Yes? Well, moving on?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Are you guys ready for twenty twenty five race season
to really start?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we don't.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
We have a broadcast at Texas Motors.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
We are there for the worth four hundred.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
May the fourth be with you, amen, that's right, and
what a great ramp up to Sinko de Mayo. Maybe
we'll start on the margaritas the day before, who knows.
All right, let's back up to the current time here
in race season. After it's thrilling Daytona five hundred, we
saw William Byron go back to back in the Great
American Race. The Cup series is now headed to Atlanta
Motor Speedway this weekend. There's something you can do this weekend, bo.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Go to Atlanta Motor speed Well. You can watch the race.

Speaker 11 (15:04):
Yeah, occasionally I'll watch part of it, but after a while.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
What else is on?

Speaker 7 (15:12):
I have broadcasts from the infield at Atlanta Motor Speedway
before and we've had some good times there. It's a
high banked oval track. It produces a similar style of
racing as Daytona, but even fafter speeds on a shorter track.
That's that's Atlanta Motor Speedway.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Last year this race produced the iconic three wide photo
finish where the top three cars were separated by point
seven seconds.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
That's not even a blink of a nye. Yeah, man,
take your eyebrows off. Before the race.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
There'll be a two round qualifying session tomorrow, thirty nine
drivers taking the track one by one, with the ten
fastest drivers advancing to round two. Mike Joy, Kevin Harvick,
Clinton Ballier. They'll all be on the call for Fox four.
But there's a new broadcast partner making its debut this weekend.
Welcome to the world of NASCAR, Amazon Prime Video. Yeah,
they're gonna have the stream for the qualifying throughout the

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first half of the season.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
And since this is sports of all sorts, here's another
sport you can look forward to this year. In fact,
next month, competitive sheep sharing what you better believe it
very funny.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, it's kind of a big deal.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
In New Zealand will proudly host the annual Golden Shears
International Championships, a landolin infused jamboree touted as the Wimbledon
of sheep shearing. It's gonna be held March the second
at War Memorial Stadium in Masterson, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Book your flights today, everybody.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
They're fast too, man, and get ready for the freaking
fool File, which is next on the Bull and Them Joe.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
A little lower and to the left, please.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Actually the song is about the record industry because there's
a lot of stroke and going.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
On, but everyone thinks it's about something else.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Yes, yes, they'll always tell you what you want to hear,
but it don't always come to pass. And it's been okay.
Time now for the freaking fool file here at six
forty five.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Now.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
It started with a bizarre burning sensation in her feet.
Over the next two days, the searing pain crept up
her legs. Any light touch made her scream in agony,
and over the counter pain medicine did absolutely nothing. On
the third day, the thirty year old, otherwise healthy woman

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from New England went to an emergency room. Her exam
was normal, except she had a high number of white
blood cells that become active with parasitic infection. No, but
the woman was discharged and advised to follow up with
her primary care doctor and everything should be fine.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Wrong.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Over the next few days, the severe pain kept advancing.
It went up into her torso and her arms, so
she went to a different emergency room. The doctors, including
a neurologist specializing in infectious diseases, quickly focused their attention
on the fact that the woman had recently traveled overseas.

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She returned from a three week trip that included stops
in Bangkok, Thailand, Tokyo, Japan, and Hawaii. They then asked
what she ate on her trip. In Thailand, she ate
some street foods and in Hawaii. In Japan, she ate
raw snails and raw sushi bingo. She had larva traveling

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through her bloodstream on the way to her brain. Well,
fortunately the woman's symptoms cleared after treatment to kill the
parasites and she was discharged from the hospital after six days.
And she said she's grateful for the doctors that finally
got rid of the problem.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's so great cooking her damn meat all the hell.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
In back.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Raw snails, as I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's just grabbing them out of the water and eating them.
The film in a pan with some butter and garlic. Please, well,
if you want some parasize, that's what she eats.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
A home security video shows a bungling burglar in England
caught by a home alone style bucket trap. Fifty six
year old Paul Howell is seen on CCTV prowling around
the back of the house at around three in the morning.
Now he was spooked when he tripped over a string
tied to a bucket of water, which tipped over and
soaked his shoes. How a flood the property as fast

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as he could was soaking wet shoes, but he was
caught days later. Fish with savvy homeowners laid the simple
trap at their home, which had been targeted several times before.
When they spotted the upturned bucket, they went and checked
their CCTV and contacted the police. Officers recognized how from
other closed circuit videos and arrested him at his home.

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He was also charged in connection with two separate burglary
offenses the following week at another address in the town.
The court heard he had one hundred and eight previous convictions,
including twenty five burglaries dating back to nineteen eighty six,
which means this guy is going to spend a lot
of time looking through jail cell bars.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (20:30):
Yes, some people just aren't cut out for a life
of crime, not at all.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
Well, there's a new hot girl pick that's going viral
on the internet right now, what else is new?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Welcome to America.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
This very attractive woman, whose name has yet to be released,
has a devious smirk on her face. The pictures being
passed around like crazy, and she was arrested recently after
poor decisions she made allegedly after not taking a break
up with her boyfriend too Well, oh what did she do?
So here's what she did. She got super pissed off
after she got dumbed. She snuck onto her ex boyfriend's property.

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She opened a bag of Skittles, She sucked all the
outer coating off of them, and then she dumped them
into his gas tank. I guess she likes the outer
coating on the skittle so much she didn't want to
let that go down the tank.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
She also took two bottles of Coke zero and chased
it down after the skittles.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, that might do some engine damage.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
Can imagine she had used mentos instead of the skills.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Bloat up.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I love those videos. By morning, the damage to the
car was all done.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
It wouldn't start the mechanic estimates that repair costs of
the fuel system will easily run into the thousands. Sorry,
but your looks ain't gonna get you out of this one,
honey Hutch. This is because she was caught on a
security video kiss a system that the ex boyfriend installed
just in case, something like this happened with a crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Bitch out there, and look what happen. See that was
a good decision to put that out there.

Speaker 8 (22:02):
Yeah, and an Android phone user accidentally said a naked
photo of himself to his friends and family with his
phone's emergency SOS feature.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh now, what happened?

Speaker 8 (22:18):
The man explained that, while trying to turn off his
phones wake up.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Alarm because he just wasn't ready to get up yet.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
He inadvertently activated the emergency function by pressing the power
button five times. Oh well, doing that triggered his phone
to send an alert, including a photo, to his emergency contact.
See the photo it sent was well explicit.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
So he sleeps in the news.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yes meani, his friends and family got an emergency alert
about his swinging genitalia, which means is going to be
awfully uncomfortable when he runs.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Into Oh man.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Now, the emergency SOS feature has settings you can customize
if you'd like to avoid the same conversation this guy
is now having with his friends and family, You might
want to consider that if you're thinking of getting one,
which I'm not.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
Man all right, coming up next hour, your last chance
this week to win those tickets to see Styx's Brotherhood
of Rock Tour when it comes to dose Eki's Pavilion
August first. If you want to win, make sure you're
listening around seven fifty for the Friday Morning Fuster class.
Grab the tailing on and get ready to guess the
three songs played at the same time for your shot

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at those tickets here on the Bow and Them show
on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Five, Dallas Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
How many pairs of cheap sunglasses have you lost in
your life?

Speaker 9 (23:52):
Oh my gosh, in the thousands, thousands here too.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I wonder if you get them back when you die.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Anyway, speaking of zz Top, Billy Gibbons is going to
be the Grand Marshal for the Embitter Health four hundred
NASCAR race at the Atlanta Motor Speedway on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Just talking about that.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
As part of his duties, he will say the most
famous words at motorsports, compelling the starting field to life.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
When he says drivers, he'll be there.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Used to be gentlemen start here, but now we got
some female driver drivers Dutch engines, even the female one
and here's some sad news about Brian Setzer, guitarist and
singer for Stray Cats and the Brian Setz or Orchestra,
has revealed he's been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease, which
will prevent him from playing guitar.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
All because your joints get all inflamed and it's painful.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Is that the same thing that happened to Peter Frampton
but he got rid of it.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
He has it more of a neuro thing. I see
this is autoimmune, kind of like a loopus.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Well.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
In a recent host to Instagram, Setser shared close up
pictures of his hands playing guitar, explaining, towards the end
of the last Stray Cats tour, I noticed my hands
were cramping up. I've since discovered that I have something
that will not let me play guitar.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Hard good on guitar. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
He thanked the Mayo Clinic for working with him on treatment,
writing Luckily, I have the best hospital in the world
down the block front me. Setser, who is sixty five
years old, rose to fame in the eighties with his
band Stray Cats, playing nineteen fifties inspired rockabilly. I saw
them open up for the Rolling Stones in nineteen eighty
one when I was still living in Men of soula

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Wow Yes. Their album Stray Cats featured two hit singles
Stray Cats Strut and of course Rock This Town. After
the group disbanded in nineteen eighty four, Setser went solo
and later formed the Brian sets Or Orchestra. In the nineties,
a seventeen piece big band unsombed.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Incredible Band and they had a song called jump Jive and.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yes I Do remember that.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
Damn Bad Company, who last week were nominated for the
first time for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, are being honored with a tribute album, due
for release in the fall, is called Can't Get Enough.
A tribute to Bad Company is being put together by
Primary Wave Music, which owns the rights to the band's songs.
Now The band singer Paul Rodgers and Bad Company drummer

(26:25):
Simon Kirk make an appearance on the album. Among the
songs being covered are feel Like Making Love, Yeah, Run
with a Pack, Shooting Star, Bad Company, and from Free
the pre Bad Company band. All right now, that's all
we know now, but we'll let you know when we
hear more.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Okay, and speaking of which they are fifth on the
fan boat for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
So if you'd like to.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
See them inducted, for sure, for sure, you need to
go to that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame website
and vote for Bad Companies.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
They need to go in way before Fish. Yeah, she's
number one in the.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Fans first place, above Sound Garden and Bad Company and oh.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
My god, that's just wrong Bill in second place though.
That's good and.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Believe it or not, Ozzy Osborne was almost in Pirates
of the Caribbean as one of the pirates. Yes, apparently
he was offered a role and his wife Sharon Osborne said.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, you're not glad to do it. Oh man.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
Sharon, who was also his manager, revealed that she gave
the idea of thumbs down while appearing on a show
called The Magnificent Others with Billy Corrigan of Smash.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah Yeah, He's got a podcast.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
She says she regrets turning it down and called it
one of her biggest mistakes. He would have been perfect.
Maybe it's not too late, but God bless, said Corrigan.
Rock Stars appearing in the franchise and Unheard Of, Keith
Richards and Paul McCartney have both had roles in the
popular series of Pirates of the Caribbean films, and we
had a really hard time understanding Keith Richards.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
So how do you think we're gonna understand and Ozzy
if he got the role.

Speaker 12 (28:02):
June, that'll be I know, I mean, I'm just I can't.
I think it's my infestor I can't have something doing this.
I'll go up there with the best intentions, you know,
I mean.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Cut printed, it's more like stinking if you're asking me.
Lone Star ninety two to five. Boy, thank god it's Friday.
Oh yes, now we have our last pair this week
of tickets to see Styx, Don Feller of the Eagles
and Kevin Cronin from Ario Speedwagon. That's at dose Ki's

(28:38):
Pavilion on August first. Yes, it's going to be a
Friday fuss o'clock everybody.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
I'm sorry it's running on because nothing gives me more
of a headache than this game.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
And what it's going to be is going to be
a stick song played on top of an Eagle song.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Don Feller is an the Eagles.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
Played on top of an Ario Speedwagon songs, and Kevin
Cronin is also on.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
The bill, and so if you name all three, you
win the ticket.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
But if we go forever and we can't get a winner,
we'll take one of those away. I'm just letting you
know how the contest is going to go down. So, uh,
don't we have uh Anna, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Here?

Speaker 8 (29:17):
We do, and I'm sure there's a lot happening. Let
me get this call hello, that show? What's happening?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I heard miss O'Connell stepping down, Mark? Could you imagine
he pulled up to a water burger? He still looks
like a turtle everything. He looks like a sock puppy man. Big,

(29:50):
here's your hat? What's your hurry? Mitch? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Really, I knew the weather was bad when I turned
the radio on this yesterday morning, and I was like, yep,
that's it, guys, you have a blessed kick.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Yeah, back edge, sir, Thank you so much for calling Domingo.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Boy Domingo, who's been a rascual and good standing for
quite sounds like he's doing better. Huh yeah, yeah he
was earlier.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Yeah but he eyed or he sounds eight anyway. Okay,
remember the press conference. I can't really remember when it
was with Trump and Elon Musk.

Speaker 9 (30:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, with Elon's little kid too, Yeah,
all over his daddy and wiping his boogers.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, on the Resolute desk. That's what cracked me up. Well,
I'm sure.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
That's not the grossest thing that's been on the Resolute Desk.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
To Bill Clinton, Yeah, yes, I got spots everywhere my
cigar taste good.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, we have deleted footage from that interview, and now
deleted footage from the Elon Musk Donald Trump interview. Hey,
congrats on the Babylon? Which one you'll have to be
more specific? The new one? What's his no idea? I
can send a guy to Mars, but I can't keep
track of my kids. That's okay.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Hey, if you ever need a babysitter, Baron is looking
to pick up some extra money.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Cool. How much does he charge for you? A billion
dollars an hour? Oh? Quite a bargain. Hey, how much
longer is this interview going to take? I have a
lot of president stuff to.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Do, but I'm the president, right, Sure you are more
deleted footage from the Elon Musk Donald Trump interview coming up?

Speaker 8 (31:32):
And how many of you were playing drums on your
steering wheel.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Walle That is drummer Steve Jordan, who is with the
Rolling Stones.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, he's with a Rolling Stone. He took Charlie Watch's play.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
He's try When they made that album, he used a
lot of the other Heartbreakers even though it was a
solo album.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
But him and Stan the drummer not getting along. No,
Stan didn't get along with anybody in Imagine that drama
in a rock band. You ever heard of? Such a thing?
Heard of never before?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Okay, coming up, our boy, Dustin Ybarr is gonna join us.
He's at Hyenas in Dallas. He's said he's five minutes away,
so he will join us a little after eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Good man.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
But now if we're ready, it's time to find out
what's going on, because every weekend there's a lot going
on here. So let's get into it with another installment
of Heya What What?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Man?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
I am so glad you asked tonight to drive sixty
five or seventy five up to Oklahoma and see Sammy
Hagar live tonight at Windstar World Casinos, Lucas Oil Live.
Can't make it to Oklahoma Well tonight at Dickie's Arena
in Fort Worth, Bow.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I know you don't want to miss this show. What
it's Mary.

Speaker 13 (32:46):
Jay Blive ooh, a rock and roll home of the Framer.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's right if you're not a fan of Mary J.
Bilge Pump as well.

Speaker 9 (32:54):
Like the Pink Floyd Laser Experience is happening tonight at
the House of Blues in Dallas and Tomorrow night at
Arlington Music Hall.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It's a Queen tribute Bohemian Queen.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Sunday night at Billy Bob's it's Stony La Roue Sports.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
This weekend.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
The Dallas Mavericks take to the boards at the American
Airline Center in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Tonight. They're going to take on the New Orleans Pelicans.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Tip Off is at seven thirty pm at Globeli Field
in Arlington. Today, Tomorrow and Sunday, it's the Amergybank College
Baseball Series featuring TCU, Michigan, Kansas State, and Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Baseball is not even baseball season, well, it's college baseball
season way early yeah.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Tomorrow at and T Stadium in Arlington, It's the Monster
Energy AMA Supercross Championship Series with the best of the
best in Supercross Now The fan fest will start at
eleven thirty Tomorrow morning, and then opening ceremonies will be
at six Tomorrow night and then Sunday at Cowtown Coliseum
in Fort Worth. It's the Ultimate Bullfighters. This is not

(33:56):
your grandfather's bullfighting. The event starts at two point thirty
Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
My parents used to watch bullfights on Channel thirteen back
in the sixties or early seventies, and they would actually
show the guy killing the bull.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
This is a whole different thing.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
It's like a bullfight on steroids, where it's like Ultimate Fighters,
but with bullfighters.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Oh good, Okay.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Comedy this weekend tonight at Chalk Talk Casino in Durant, Oklahoma.
Comedian Tom Segura Closer to home at the Addison Improv
this weekend. You remember him from when he hosted The
Late Late Show on CBS Craig Ferguson and at Hyena's
in Dallas. Friend of the Show, Dustiny Bara and at
Hyenas in Fort Worth, Dallas. Homeboy Ralph Marbosa also this

(34:42):
weekend the Collin County Home and Garden Show. That's happening
in Allen this weekend at the Credit Union of Texas
event Center. If you love shopping for vintage items, head
out to Centennial Hall at fair Park in Dallas tomorrow
for the Time Travelers Vintage Expo. This is the largest
travel vintage market in the US. Now at the Automobile

(35:04):
Building at fair Park. It's the Rumble in the Jungle.
Has nothing to do with wrestling. This is the biggest
dog show in the world. It's designed to be kid
and family friendly. And then tomorrow at the OMNIPGA Frisco
Resort in Spa, celebrate Margarite Today. Three of the top
dining destinations in the PGA district. They're going to be

(35:24):
serving up hand crafted margaritas tomorrow for National Margarite Today.
But they are not the only DFW restaurants and bars
that are serving up margarita's.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'm sure not.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
There's going to be lots of specials tomorrow, and that,
my friends, is just some of what is going on
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Bye, You're welcome, Hey, Yallas.

Speaker 8 (35:47):
Four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I'll guarantee it. Well, I can't guarantee it, but I
am probably the first person that played that song on
the radio At my first job case the I r
in Corsicana.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Good Man.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
There was the single Lady by Sticks. I'd never heard
of Sticks. It was on Wooden Nickel Records, and I
put it on and said, hey, this ain't bad.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
And you had to queue it up on a record.
Yeah it was vinyl both. Yes, it was single.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
It was a single single. Those were the ones with
the big holes in him there in case you didn't know.
So we're gonna give away some Sticks tickets here in
just a minute.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But look who dropped in? What's up guy? Then my
friend dude, I've.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Been good, man, I have been good. Just back back
in Dallas, man hometown.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, cold ass Dallas. I know he's a.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
Homeboy, but he's born in San Antonio. But you graduated
in Uless.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
Yeah, Trinity High School school, same as Vanilla Ice.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
We're tell your mother I got a lot to live
up to.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yes, you do well, Well, sit tight, We're gonna we're
gonna have a little reminiscent here for you. But now
let's give away those sticks. Higgres, What are you saying,
let's do it?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (37:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is the Friday fuster cluck. Yes, grab some til
and all.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Yeah, because this is three songs played at the same time.
There is one sticks, one Eagle since Don Felders also
on YEAHO U, and one Reo Speedwagon since Kevin Quarren
is on the show.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
All right, all played at the same time. Oh yeah,
sounds like shoes in the dryer. Oh man, it sounds
worse than that. Sounds like an explosion in a tennis
ball factor.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
So listen, very and you're gonna play it a couple
of times. Yeah, I'll play a couple of times.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Unfortunately the number two, one four or eight one seven,
seventy seven one.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nine, two five?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Name these three songs?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh, I got him? I got it. Didn't you help
put it together?

Speaker 9 (38:08):
Both?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Well? Yeah I did. I got him. That's why I
got him.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Okay, So there's a Sticks and Eagles and an Ario
Speedwagon song.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Let's hear the guy on, shall we?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh, come on, y'all, that's easy. You should be able
to handle this. Stick's an Areo Speedwagon and an Eagle song. Yes,
and uh.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
If there's a problem we don't get a winner for
an hour, I will take one of those away. Let's
go to the phone on the show, all right, what
are the three songs played on top of each other?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Please, I just now I'm listening to him. Oh you
want to hear it again? Oh that's right, we got
that delay.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Let me play it again for you here, guys, Come on,
they're not that hard to figure out. Take a shot
at it.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, i've heard relax, take it easy?

Speaker 11 (39:27):
How that song go?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Relax?

Speaker 8 (39:30):
He's singing, Yeah, no, no, he's thinking about the stick song. Okay,
all right, boy the shoe? Can you name those three songs?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Grand Delusion, keep on Rowing and Hotel California on all three? Child?
But hey, nice trying? Yeah, okay, we appreciate you trying.
Thanks for playing one of them.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Can you name the three songs play on top of
each other? Pooling yourself? Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And Life in the Fast?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
All right?

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Is that Ray? This sounds like Ray? Is that you Ray?

Speaker 11 (40:13):
I know it?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Watson?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Ray?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
How do you figure that and unscramble that in your head?

Speaker 11 (40:19):
So?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh no, I just got a brain going on this morning.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Music. Well, that'll make up for ours that are taking
a break here right now, hang on just a minute,
we'll get some information from you and we'll hook you up.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Bye, thank you, sir. I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Here it is Raymond dusn't stick around like I say,
we got some reminiscent dude.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Yeah, body, Hey, Super Motocross takes over Jerry World tomorrow
and we have your family four pack of tickets. Want
to go to at and T Stadium. Well, coming up
next hour, Bo and I are going to open up
that lone Star ticket window and give away those tickets.
So keep listening to Dallas fort Worth's classic rock loan
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
Donald Fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Well, look who just happened to wander up?

Speaker 8 (41:09):
It is Dustin and Barras.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
In Dallas and Mockingbird Station. It has been a while.
How you being a frame?

Speaker 11 (41:17):
I have been good man, been good. Just surviving those
La fires?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh yeah, how did how did you deal with that?
Was it close to you?

Speaker 11 (41:26):
Oh it was? It wasn't that close. But a lot
of people from Texas hit me up. They're like, are
you okay? Is your house okay? And I'm like, oh
that's sweet. You guys think I can afford a house?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
You know, well, there are.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
A lot of rich actors that just lost everything they did.

Speaker 11 (41:41):
They did Mexico was sent a bunch of firemen to
help us out, which that was not really Yeah, we
got to a port him.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Now that kind of sucks. You you saw the fire.
Now here's the ice. Good one, good one good.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Now you're from Euless, right and yeah, bar rascals wanted
to know when you graduated from Trinity High School?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh? Four four four? Are you there all? Four years? There?
I was there seven years. I was really good. You
liked it so much.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
I'm going to intentionally flunk this test just so I
can be here for a long trojan. Now, aren't you
on that show Ghost on CBS?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yes, I am. I gotta start watching that. You gotta
check it out. It's a great show man. You just
started on it. You were on it last week, weren't you.
Uh yeah, my first episode came out last week. You're
working in a restaurant. What's what's the scoop?

Speaker 11 (42:34):
The scoop is I, uh, well, this is this is
kind of uh, you know, it's out of my wheelhouse.
I really had to practice, but I play a stoner.
Oh my god, wow, I rerail did you pull that off?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It was hard.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
I did a lot of I did a lot of
method acting. You know, I just really tried to get
into character. I ate a lot of Jack in the Box.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Weren't you Also in Gotham that hill Jag where you
played a psycho and you look perfect.

Speaker 11 (43:06):
As soon as I walked in, casting was like, oh,
he looks like a crazy person.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You didn't go method on the psycho though, No.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
I played a cannibal on that one, so yeah, I
hate Arbis.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
That's as close as.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
No.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
Do you still sometimes get mistaken for Jack Black Jack?

Speaker 11 (43:29):
Yes, every now and then if it's a really drunk person.
I was at the bar one time and this lady
was like, are you Jack black And I'm like, no,
I'm not. And she's like, if you were, I would
add sex with you. And I was like, well, well,
well maybe you know else.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Dustin is if there's ever a Philipe as far as
a lookalike contest, oh yeah you should go dude.

Speaker 11 (43:52):
Him and I were supposed to play brothers on a
TV show on Fox. Yeah, it never happened, but we
got it, we sold it, and then it just fizzled out.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
From what I understand, on your tour schedule, from here,
you're playing hyenas in Dallas, but you're going to Hawaii,
so I think you should tell him that you're Jason
Momoa's younger brother.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, that might get you laid.

Speaker 11 (44:14):
You're right, I'm the one that ate a lot of
kolo of pork. You know, I don't work out as much.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Oh man, Now, do you still have problems with fast
food drive throughs? Because I once went to a Jack
in the Box to pick up some.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Food for someone.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah, and I ordered it and I heard the lady
say dried fruit peas. What I said, dried fruit peas.
I didn't order that, No, she just said dried fruit peas.
So I pulled up to the window and I realized
she was saying drive through please.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
It wasn't coming.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Out right, and I ain't judging enough of being not funk.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Dried fruit that's what I heard. Jack in the Box.
That's one of those drunk munchies thing.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
Whenever I was drunk, I would either want Jack in
the Box or cocaine.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Those one will put you to sleep and one will
wake you up. Do you do you have problems that
drive throughs like that?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (45:24):
Yeah, dude, I get in trouble because I'll check my
bag while you guys, ever check your bag before you
leave I should. I was checking one time and lady
saw me checking. She's like, what, you don't trust me?
And I'm like, no, I don't. You don't trust me.
It's like a drug deal because you know, the first
one give me the money. My homie's got the bag
with the stuff. Second window, go, am I gonna see

(45:46):
you again?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Just get out of here.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Oh man dustity bar it hi. You knows in Dallas
Monkey Bird Station. Stick around because we got a lot
more catching up to do.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Good to have you, Mane Dollas.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
What was classic rock lone Star ninety two to five? Well,
Hell's Bells, doesn't it borrow as well?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah? Hell's Bells and Cockleshell.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
When was the last time you saw Fluffy Iglesias?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (46:17):
Fluffy at Comedy Magic Club a few months back.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Really yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:21):
And hermosay. Yeah, it's a great dude. He helped me
out a lot. You know, when I first moved to
la he put me on my first stand up show.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Did he mask Comedy Central show back in the day.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
He used to come in all the time. Now he
barely gets into town in time to give us a visit.
But that's why we like you even.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Plus you're a homeboy.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
So you do this whole thing about how much you
hate cheap toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I go in to the bathroom in grocery stores, you know.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
Yeah, I gotta say though, I upgraded my life.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I bought a Biday.

Speaker 11 (46:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Oh it's amazing. It's not a great bidet.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
I bought it off Amazon for like fifteen bucks. I
think it was refurbished. Actually it's not a good day got.
It's got two settings. It's got public school water fountain
and civil rights fire hose.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
It blasts you, bro, so you don't need cheap toilet paper.

Speaker 11 (47:19):
Oh, I don't even need it anymore. It's just it's
got no accuracy. Though it's very spray and pray. It's
kind of like the blast, just as long as it
tickles your testes. Oh yeah, I use it all the time.
My girlfriends just like, way, what are you doing. I'm like,
stay out, I'll be there a minute.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I named it. I named it, but daylor swift. I
love that. Oh it's the best because it loves my
tight end.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
You know whoa shot shot, so you don't ever have
to worry about it toilet toilet paper shortage again?

Speaker 11 (48:03):
Now, Nope, nope, I just I get on there, press
the button.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I use it to dry off. You know, you don't
be walking around all.

Speaker 11 (48:11):
Swampyhap the swamp squishy man?

Speaker 8 (48:20):
Oh my god. Usual you had a special, a comedy
special called that will not do? Well?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
What is that? That won't do?

Speaker 11 (48:28):
It was just something I said in my act and
I was like, oh yeah, let's just name it that.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh yeah, yeah. I didn't put a lot of thought into.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
The that will not do? That will not do? What
did I say? It's from a bit what I talk
that will not do? Oh, it's whatever. You're trying to
get free stuff at the drive through when they mess
up your order and then they try it like because
I get excited, I'm like, you forgot my fries?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Like, oh, I have a soda while you ate. I'm
like that, I'm.

Speaker 11 (48:58):
Gonna eat a mcflurry Like whoa. We didn't sleep with
her sister, Yeah, but we'll give you some fried what
was it? Fried pea, fried fruit pee, dried fruit pe
d fruit pie?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Now in the Jack the box late night munch. You
mean you dried fruit piece? Is what I thought? She said,
dried fruit piece my favorite side on them.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
I didn't order that Okay, I got to ask you
something and you mentioned something about this one time. Do
you think the astronauts that are stuck in space are
banging each other?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Definitely what we thought. Have you seen the woman?

Speaker 11 (49:48):
She looks like me now, like, well, it's weightless, that's why. Well,
you're stuck in space on day two, I'd be like,
we're having sex right because it's stuck.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Man.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
It wouldn't even have to be a woman, could be
a dude's there's no gravity.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Come on, I don't know if it's that bad bottoms.

Speaker 9 (50:07):
When that story broke, all of a sudden, Google was
getting all these people, can you have sex in space?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
And what it would be like? And they were talking about,
I mean.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
Just the most disgusting things about what would happen when
the guy.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
You know, you know, yeah, when they land? What was
going on?

Speaker 9 (50:27):
Can you imagine having to clean the International Space Station
after they leave.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Station? Especially she's a squirter up there Earth sex is hard.
I would go for space space. Thank you, man off
the rail.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
You know how I rolled in here? So where are
you going next? I mean, it's not everybody gets to
go to.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Hawaii and do common Hawaii. Yeah, man, I'm so excited.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
I'm going to Maui and I'm going to uh wow. Yeah,
and I kind of look Hawaiian too, So it's like
I was gonna say, you probably fit in well out on.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
The You'rehanna I am.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
I kind of look like the unfit version of that
Maui who's that character in uh that X character?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, it looks like I could be that with or
again Jack Black. Yeah, either one of those. They're gonna
be in this movie.

Speaker 11 (51:36):
They're gonna be in the Minecraft move together Jack Black
and uh Jason Momoa.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Well you could play Jason Momoa both brother and Astley
is both. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
So they're making another movie based on a game based
on a game because gamers hate that.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
They oh my god.

Speaker 11 (51:55):
Yeah, if you ever do a movie based on a game,
they're gonna come at you.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Bo.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
Yes, well, I'll never do that because that's not my forte.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
No, you would be in the New paper Boy.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
I got a part of the New dig Doug movie.

Speaker 9 (52:15):
Hey are we going to see you more on Ghosts?
Are you gonna be a record recurring character?

Speaker 11 (52:20):
Now? I don't think I could say anything, but yeah,
definitely watch the show because yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Well we don't want geek in trouble.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
Yeah, and also right now in movie theaters, I'm in
that movie One of Them Days with.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Keiky Palmer and Kat Williams. Yeah yeah, that was a
fun movie because we all have one of them days everyone, Yeah, yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
Who is at Hyenas in Dallas at Monckingbird Station, stay
in touch with me this weekend.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I'll take you out a lunch or something. Let's do
it man. Lone Star nine gets the letout.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
Lone Star ninety two five adrook kadabrav because okay, let's
solve the mystery. Who won our tickets to go to Super.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Crocks, Denton, Texas? Larry Barrett, first time winner.

Speaker 8 (53:16):
I liked him, first time win A congratulations Larry.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Have a good time.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Then.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
I don't know if y'all had as much trouble during
all this cold weather, which, by the way, is going away.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
Yeah, tomorrow will be around fifty, low sixty Sunday and
then by Monday low seventies again.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
See that's the great thing about living here. If you're
in Minnesota, you'd still have another month of this stuff.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
And Dustin Yborrow was saying that he just came from
Detroit and there was a blizzard while he was there.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh n lord Lord Well.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Dallas Fire Rescue says it was called to the North
Park Center around four forty five Wednesday afternoon when the
mall's fire sprinkler system was activated. Now, the system wasn't
set off due to a fire. Instead, the fire department
says the cold weather caused the sprinkler system to fail

(54:09):
and it squirted water all over everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
My gosh, I saw the video of that.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Did you see that coming down out of the ceiling
right in the pretty part of the mall?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
The Banana Republic Bana.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
The Fire department says it put the popular Dallas mall
on a fire watch since the building sprinkler system wasn't working.
Mall representatives say the issue has since been fixed and
business hours were not affected if any stores there had
water damage. However, it sure freaked out a lot of
people that were shopping there, especially those who are making

(54:43):
a squishing noise every time they took a step. It
sounds kind of naice, it does, It ain't really, But
here's another one. Delsa Airlines is reportedly going to offer
thirty thousand dollars to each passenger that was aboard that

(55:03):
flight that ended up upside down on a runway in
Toronto on Monday. Sources say that the Delta care team
has told passengers that this gesture has no strings attached
and then it does not affect the rights of the
passengers in any way. That means that anyone on that
flight can still sue Delta in the future.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
Yeah, because I don't know if thirty thousand dollars covers
the trauma of thinking I'm going to die.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
Yees, especially all the dirty underwear. It seems like a
low ball number. Yes, any lawsuit that wins will have
the thirty k subtracted from the settlement.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Oh, that's confusting.

Speaker 8 (55:42):
After the incident, twenty one passengers were rushed to local hospitals,
and twenty of those passengers have since been released. But
I'm sure they're going to be freaked out for quite
some time.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
Definitely, Lord head ninto the weekend with an extra one
thousand dollars in the bank.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Sure would be nice. Not thirty thousand, just a thousand.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
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one thousand dollars nine times today. Bo and I are
gonna have that first keyword of the day coming up
around nine ten or so. When you hear it, you
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Com the best.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
Karl Walk and the Sultians played creoles.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Listen for you. You're gonna play creole. You got to
learn to go I That's how they do it in
New Orleans. That's how they like punctuate their sentences.

Speaker 8 (56:33):
It's kind of like an exclamation point. That's a lot
louder than it should be.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Little wine on now, a little more wine. It is
a little body crawl. Dads. My dad loved Justin Wilson.
By the way, that reminds me of Marty Grass. Coming up.
What March March, March fourth, March fourth, huh, Yeah, the
whole year's coming out, us man.

Speaker 8 (57:00):
We had to call off in pots patout down there
on the French quote.

Speaker 9 (57:04):
Get an update from New Orleans.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
Used to work at the old coffee warehouse on Chopatula Street.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yes, and I know how to say it correctly. Okay,
let's talk some time where he said, Yeah, what do
you think all right?

Speaker 9 (57:18):
This is what we have up on the bow and
them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
So who knew Alice Cooper was such a romantic. Last
week aboard the Rock Legends cruise, Alice Cooper told our
pal sal that he and his wife, Cheryl are going
to be renewing their wedding vows for their fiftieth wedding

(57:38):
anniversary next year.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
When we got married, both of our dads were pastors,
so both dads had to marry us, and so we
eloped to Acapoco, but we took the whole family with us.
It was kind of not a real elopement, you know,
like everybody else. So fifty years and I asked her
to marry me again.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Next week.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
So we're getting married next year again, and her father
that's ninety years old, is going to marry us again,
and between us, I kind of have to because she's
pregnant and whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Dad was mad about it. I said, don't worry. I
let's take care of it. They put a ring on it.

Speaker 9 (58:18):
Alice Cooper married Cheryl Goddard on March twentieth, nineteen seventy six,
fifty years ago.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Next year.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
The two have three children and five grandchildren. Can you
imagine him as a grandpa.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Oh, Coop, Grandpa Coop, Papa Coop.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Can you put the makeup on our eyes, make us
look like we're bleeding?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
They'll be cute.

Speaker 9 (58:39):
Okay, So tonight's the night Ringo Star is making his
grand Old Opry debut. It's part of the Opry's one
hundredth anniversary celebration. Ringo, of course out promoting his country
album look Up, and this week he's been making the
rounds in Nashville. On Wednesday, he was at the Musician's
Hall of Fame. He cut the ribbon on a brand
new exhibit there, Ringo Stars, Beats and Three, So if you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Go to Nashville check it out.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
The exhibit showcases a selection of his drum kits, sticks, snares,
personal documents, and even some of his fashion pieces. Bad Company,
who last week were nominated for the first time for
induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, are
being honored with a tribute album. You talked about this earlier,
bo It's gonna be released in the fall, no specific

(59:22):
date as of yet. Can't get enough a tribute to
Bad Company being put together by Primary Wave Music, which
owns the rights to the band's music. And by the way,
if you want Bad Company to win the fan vote,
you need to go to the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame website and vote vote because right now Fish

(59:42):
is in the lead, way ahead of Bad Company.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Bad Companies in fifth place. Oh, how's Mariah Carey doing well,
she's not in the top five. Believe In or Not.

Speaker 9 (59:52):
Garden, Yeah, Bad Companies up there. Oh, Cindy Lauper.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Is ahead of Bad Company.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
Cindy Lapper, Yeah, okay, she deserves a spot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Come on.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
And the Scorpion singer Klaus Mina says he is on
the fence when it comes to the band recording any
new music. In an interview with Scorpions Brazil. It's done
in Portuguese. He speaks in English so you can understand
everything he's saying. But he says there's a lot of
good reasons that they should put out new music, but
for now they're focused on their upcoming shows, including that

(01:00:27):
Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood, which was supposed to get
underway next week, but they postponed it because of Mickeyde's
health issues, so it's not going to be until August.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Well, I hate to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Keep bringing it up, but didn't they say that we're
doing a farewell tour twenty five years ago.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
They're just going to keep saying goodbye until the money
runs out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yeah, it's hard to say goodbye. Yeah. And finally, you've
heard of tiger in your tank.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
Remember those old old school exon commercials. So well, this
tiger lets one out of his tank, if you know
what I mean, and he caused the zoo goers to
flee for their lives because of the stink. Check out
the video on the Bow and Them show page at
lone start ninety two five dot com hery tiger.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Farts are funny.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Come on, come, boom stay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Where's all this clear and warm weather we've been promised?
Huh not today, bo not today? Oh mother Nagy. You
just keep us suffering, don't you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
Yeah, hie Today in the upper thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
We're supposed to see a little.

Speaker 9 (01:01:44):
Bit of sun later today instead of mix of clouds
and sun. We shall see but low seventies by Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Sound good to me, don't work. I can power through it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
By the way, special thanks to Dustiny Bar for coming in.
Tell you he's at hyenas in Dallas and Mockingbird State.
I think I might go to see the boat tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, you should is a Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:02:04):
I think you did promise to take him to get
some Hutchins.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yeah, I'll have to do that tomorrow. I ain't got
time today thinking of tomorrow. Ao, you're gonna be out tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Yeah, I'm going to a party tomorrow with our partners
in Law Tigers. We're gonna be set up in front
of Dallas Harley Davidson and Garland right out six thirty five.
And we've got the Dallas Stars custom motorcycle out there
that they're giving away.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Oh one that Jeff Ka has been showing off.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Yeah, Jeff's out of town, so I'm ao in for
it and me and Wren from Harley and our whole
crew at Law Tigers. Between the three of us, there
is food, there is drinks, there's tons of prizes, and
you can sign up to win that bike. Dallasstarsbike dot
com is the website if you want to check it
out directly. What time noon to two Garland, Dallas, Harley
Davidson tomorrow noon to two, lack a point.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Marshall's hoping to win that motorcycle.

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
There's a lot of people, so, uh, make sure you
join us on Monday is we're gonna have tickets to
uh the work four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
And we got more tickets to see Cheap Trick. Yeah. Thursday,
March sixth they're at Texas Trust Youth Theater, ed whining.
Let's jump into the weekend, shall we do? I get
in there and take your pants off.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Hey, this animal doesn't want to All it wants to
do is go back under the rock again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
This is not something you should ever try at home.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Enough gang, that's how rumors get started.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
This is not funny. It's totally unprofessional.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I know these homeless and smells like an obese man's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
With their.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
You gotta take a chill pill man.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
I'm feeled down because it's way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I wasn't happy to compliment you. What prescription drugs are
you taking?

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Besides broken and live with their mothers because they don't
have any money.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Do you think that doing alcohol is cool? That's like
somebody just pulls It's for no reason. Just not into
all of that sense of touching fields stuff. It's like
nails on a chockboard. He remembers me from my pub.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I was looking so fine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Good morning, everybody is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I think that's pretty special.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Okay, we'll see on the After Show and Rick Springfield
on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Byes