The Bo and Them Full Show - March 10, 2025 (Ep 1325) New Wake Up Slap! It's National Bagpipe Day.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is the world, mccragg cal in the world, mcgrag.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Like, Okay, I'm the only one that remembers Commander mcbragg.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
No, that takes me way back to seeing Underdog cartoons.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
What he was on? Actually four different cartoons.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, I remember him from Underdog.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
He was on Underdog Tennessee, Tuxedo and His Tails, The
Bullwinkle Show, and the last, but not least, Hoppity Hooper.
Oh man whatever, Hopy Hooper cartoons about the little fraud.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's a great name, Commander mcgrad And why are we
starting with Commander mcbragton.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I don't know. I just thought i'd start with an
old cartoons. I love it. I'll do that. Sometimes I'll
do an old movie. Sometimes it'll be what the hell
is he doing? Which is more often than not.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, it brought back some great memories.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes it did, Yes it did. I'm gonna have to
get some of those Marshall intros.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hell remember watching Saturday Morning cartoons? Oh yeah, pajamas, Yeah,
bowl of cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Sitting right in front of the TV on the floor
and just glued to it.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And your parents telling you to get back because it
would hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Your and then by the time we got to be
college students. We would get up early on Saturday. We'd
have coffee and weed and we'd watch Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh yeah, man, yeah, those those good old days. I
hate like an old back, all right, nobody every good weekend, sure,
because we got a new week. Today is Monday, and
it's Mario Day.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Mario Day, speaking of cartoons, Yeah, game video games, it's
a day hill and for all people named Mario.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
The date of March tenth was chosen because of an
abbreviation of the day m a r ten looks like
Mario Mountains. It is National Workplace Napping Day. Oh yes, please,
you can get away with it. Get away with it
if you can't.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Is there a single place around here that's even close
to warm enough to nap?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
In the offices your studio, we'll see. Usually usually you
have to hide from the higher up when you want
to go take a nap at work.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, my studio has that lovely little heating.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh yeah. Well, back in high school, I perfected the
art of falling asleep with my hood in my hands
like this and getting away with it because it looked
like I was reading. And then I learned to not
have my head fall over. I took many a nap
in first period France. How do I know? Because I
can't speak a word now. Yeah, I felt friends to

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landline telephone days. Anybody still have one? That's still most
people don't. It is Commonwealth Day. It celebrates the Commonwealth
of nations, most of which are pissed off at us
right now because.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Of well, you know, like Canada. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Festival of Life in the Cracks Day. No, it doesn't
celebrate a case of the crabs. It celebrates the first
signs of spring weather, such as sprouts of greenery that
sprout up from the cracks and sidewalks. Okay, if the
first one is your case. If it's crabs, well then campo.
That would hurt I think Jesus us. Paper money Day,

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the good old, reliable way of paying for stuff and
keeping some of it in the bank for these so
called rainy day Yes, you want to go crypto, well,
good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Specs, you get a discount if you pay cash.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh really, yeah, it is phil our Stapler's Day. Okay, okay, okay,
I gotta make a confession, yes and no kidding. Mine
ran out last Wednesday and I couldn't find a box
of staples, so I stole some from Anna Stapless.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
The one in this studio, the one in your studio.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's okay, bo, what's mine is yours, So if you
happen to run out, you can blame me. National Ranch Day,
as in the dressing eat some wings. Try some of
that hidden Valley.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Ranch on them, mix it withla yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
National Blueberry Popover Day. It's some met Betty Crocker mixed
and pop over to a friend's house at Bega Batch.
And it's International Bagpipe Day. Well it is the week
leading up to Saint Patrick's Day and people blow on
those things in So guess which a c DC song?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh night, okay, we're gonna go to the High Voltage
album nice OKAYO.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I have some other that we missed, which I'll tell
you about later. Right now, let's do the morning Stress and.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
At seven fifty tickets to see Jason Bottoms led Zeppelin
Evening at the Majestic Theater. That's happening May twenty first,
and Bloe's gonna have a fun way for you to win.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Of course I will right now. Mean Bobb sees thinking,
oh yeah, is that what I will yeah, well close
Dallas for worst classic areck lone star ninety two five.
Well look at the time, will you. It's six thirty
in time for sports of all's.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
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Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well here's a shocker. You ready for this? The MAVs
lost again. Memphis Grizzlies rallied in the fourth quarter to
beat the Mavericks one to one eleven on Friday night.
The Mavericks playing their second game since losing Kyrie Irving
to a season ending knee injury. Thank you basketball gods.
They made only one field goal in the final seven

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minutes of the game. Oh man, now that's how you
lose in spectacular fast. You're looking bad. The Grizzlies are
now fourth in the West with a one game lead
over Houston, and the Mavericks are in tenth place in
the West.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
How's that trade working out for Yaniko?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, good, good thing you made that trade there, Nico.
Not only that, but they got another loss yesterday. Go ahead,
you mane, we'll do it. As the Phoenix Suns beat
the injury depleted Mavericks one twenty five to one sixteen.
Naji Marshall had a career high for the second consecutive
game with thirty four points for the Mavericks, the defending

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West champs, who are down to just seven healthy players
by the end of the game. Remember Friday, Yeah, it
was eight, Now it's seven. Dallas big Man, the Kessler
Edwards and Dwight Powell went to the locker room. You
know what happened. Their heads collided. Oh, when they were
going for a loose ball late in the third quarters.

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Exactly what it sounded like. Guard Brandon Williams was later
ruled out with the left hamstring tightness. It just keeps
going from bad to worse for the MAVs and they've
got another game tonight against the Spurs and San Antonio.
Tip off is at seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
MAVs may want to look to some high school players
from North Texas. Dallas Kimball High School won it's eighth
state championship in boys basketball on Friday night. Way to
go Kimball High. The Kimball Knights defeated the Houston Washington
Eagles seventy one to forty eight to take home the
four A Division One title. Kimball won in part because
of its stifling defense, limiting Washington just four points in

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the second quarter. Who Kennandale High School defeated another Houston team,
Houston Wheatley on Friday to win the four A Division
two title in boys basketball. The wildcat squeaked out the
victory sixty nine to sixty five. Kennandale trailed at halftime
and only led for just under seven minutes of the game,
but they dominated in the paint during the rest of
the game, outscoring Weekly fifty two to thirty two. Congratulations

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to Kimball and Kennandale High School.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And that's not the only state titles that we brought back.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm not the only Wildcats that locally did well. Now
anag just updatuty On Kennandale Wildcats. Check out what's going
on with the Denton guy or Wildcats. They just claimed
their first UIL Class six A Division two state championship Saturday.
They took down Katie Jordan forty eight to forty seven.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Jordan's sound like the name of an old girlfriend, Kady Jordan.
We pick up Katie Dooron went down to Dairy Queen.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
This is the first program appearance in the tournament, and
it was fitting for the run for them to hoist
that trophy up. Now, they joined Mansfield Summit, another North
Texas team that won a state title in its first
appearance in the finals. The Duncanville Panthers defeated Houston bell
Air in the sixth A Division two ranks fifty four
to fifty two, another very close score Saturday night that
earned him their sixth state championship. Prior to this, the

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Panthers had not appeared in the UIL tournament since two thousand.
In twenty two, the Mansfield Summit Jaguars claimed their first
UYO Class five A Division two state championship Saturday. They
took down Fort Ben Marshall fifty four to forty seven.
This marks a historic moment for this program. It was
the Jaguars first appearance in the state finals. They had

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previously reached the state semifinals in twenty twenty three, but
they got their ass kicked by Killeen Ellison.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well Let's High School and bringing back stay Co yeah
lany Go. Tournament MVP Hailey van Lyff had twenty points,
including a layup with forty eight seconds left, and the
top seeded TCU beat number two Baylor sixty four fifty
nine yesterday to win the program's first Big Twelve championship.

(09:45):
Yeah Women's basketball horn Froggs. The horn Frogs won their
first conference tournament since two thousand and five, when they
were members of Conference USA. See now they've done chained
into the Big Twelve. TCU made his first appearance in
the Big Twelve game. While Taylor leads the conference with
sixteen appearances and eleven titles, Oklahoma, which is now a
member of the SEC, is second with four. Both teams

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are likely to host opening round games in the NCAA Tournament,
which begins on March nineteenth. The tournament's field will be
announced on March the sixteenth. And you know, when it
gets around to March madness. I always remember that every
time a school plays, you'll say I've never heard of
that school. Yeah. You always get named that you didn't

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even know exists. Very true, very true.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
The Dallas Stars lost to the Oilers in Edmonton Saturday
night by a score of five to four. Dallas kind
of looked out of sorts as they were down five
to one and then rallied back, but the end result
was disappointing. Not much else to say. It was a
pond hockey game, said the Stars coach Pete Deborah. I'm
not exactly what sure that means, but I have a

(10:53):
good idea. However, coming off that loss to Edmonton, Mikhail
Grendlin scored his first goal for the Stars in Dallas
beat the Vancouver Canucks four to one last night. I'll
get my bat with that, my boys. Dallas goalie Casey
de Smith, who played for the Canucks last season, stopped
twenty two of twenty three shots he faced in his
return to Vancouver. The team played without Star center rope Hens,

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who took a puck to the face in the stars
five tofore loss to the Oilers on Saturday. The Stars
don't have another game until Friday in Winnipeg, so they
have four days to rest up and heal up before
they go to Winnipeg and play them Jets.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Don't you know another Dallas Stars news bo They signed
twenty one year old center Wyatt Johnston to a forty
two million dollar five year contract extension. At the same
time that they made the biggest deal at the NHLs
trade deadline in acquiring Nico Rontinen. Johnston's deal was overshadowed
by the Stars getting Rontin in from the Carolina Hurricanes

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and signing him to a ninety six million dollar eight
year contract extension. A lot of people are saying that
means the Star are up for the Stanley Cup.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I'll go.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
General manager Jim Neil said when talking with reporters after
the trade deadline that it was the right time to
finish the extension that had been in the works since
early this season. Johnston could have become a restricted free
agent on July first, and we damn sure don't want
to lose at all.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Well, once again, we've got a Kansas City chiefs nfler
that has gotten in trouble in North Texas.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Am I crazy? Is this not the first time this
has happened?

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Like the third?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Fourth time? Remember fourth time? I remember Racy right, she
had that accident on the Central Expressway while he was
doing one hundred and ninety. Yeah, driving like a horse's ass.
He just walked away. God, he ran away with a briefcase.
Remember what was in the briefcase?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
We do not know.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Change of underwear, probably because he probably yeah, those coming
handy in jail.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Kansas City Chief's wide receiver Xavier Worthy arrested in Williamson County,
Texas at the beginning of the weekend. He is twenty
one years old, and he's arrested in charge with assault
against a family member by impeding their breathing or circulation.
In other words, he was so pissed off he was
trying to choke somebody that he was related to. The

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impeding of family member's breathing or circulation charge is a
third degree felony if he's convicted, punishable by two to
ten years in prison and up to a ten thousand
dollars fine. However, those charges have since been dropped, so
it seems like the family hugged it out and said
we're not going to let you get in trouble. Williamson
County is located outside of Austin, and Worthy attended the

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ut where he played football. He as a standout career
for the Longhorns, earning All Big twelve honors three times
over where He was drafted with the twenty eighth pick
in the first round by the Kansas City Chiefs in
the twenty four NFL Draft. His rookie season with the Chiefs,
he scored nine touchdowns and in the Super Bowl where
they had eight catches for one hundred fifty seven yards
and two touchdowns, and he damned near spent some time

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in jail for something very unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Come on, man, anger management classes for you miss that. Yeah,
get on it. And here's a name you may not recognize,
but I'll tell you who he is. Art Shellock a
left handed pitcher who in nineteen fifty one replaced future
Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle Oh Wow on the Yankees
roster and had been the oldest living former Major leaguer.

(14:28):
He has died at the ripe old age of one hundred.
He's celebrated with a big birthday party when he reached
that milestone last spring. When New York optioned the then
nineteen year old Mickey Mantle to Triple A in nineteen
fifty one, Shelock got his shot in the major leagues
at age twenty seven. He and Yogi Bear became close.
In fact, they were roommates, and Shelloc was one of

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the ones who picked up Yogi Bear's daily delivery of funnies,
as they called them, because Yogi would sometimes say, goofy ass,
things that made people go hal get out soundbites they
arend became the ten thousand, eight hundred and thirty or
twenty third Major League baseball player when he debuted on

(15:11):
July sixteenth, nineteen fifty one. He pitched two and a
third innings for the Yankees that day at Detroit and
earned his first career win month one month later at
Washington against the Senators, who later became the Texas Strangers. Yeah,
the left. He won three World Series rings from nineteen
fifty one to nineteen fifty three, although he only pitched

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in the fifty three series, retiring Brooklyn's Jackie Robinson in
Game four.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
You look at him.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
There's a video of him from last year.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
He would have turned one hundred and one April twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right, the bringing fullfill coming up, win going down? No,
just getting to know each other right now? No, okay, okay,
headlines from Hollywood coming up in just a few But

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now it's six forty five and time for the freaking
fool finalle. In a plea deal, a Florida doctor has
admitted to dumping gallons of urine on the front door
of a rival doctor's office and has agreed to perform
community service pay restitution. And write a letter of apology.

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Why would he do such a thing to your other doctor?
I'm sorry I put pass all over the front of
your office. Piss off. Yeah. Fifty nine year old Giovanni
Baula was busted for twice dousing a Saint Petersburg doctor's
office with gallons of urine, and most of it was his.

(16:53):
Oh no he didn't. He saved it all up.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
If you're gonna piss all over rival, he was your
own urine, his territory.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yes, he was God well. The office was occupied by
doctor Dylan Denesh, who had purchased Bola's medical practice in
twenty twenty two. Now, despite this, and during the business dispute,
Boulah launched his late night You're an offensive, which were
recorded by surveillance camera. Of course, everybody. Court records do

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not indication where Bulah got all that pee from, but
he said some of it was his. He wouldn't say
where he got the rest of it. Now if it
was all it's on wisday. He just fill up milk
jugs every time nature called? And did he get it
from someone else who just happened to be walking into
a men's room with thought? Hey could you pee in

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this uh this jug instead of flushing it. I have
something I.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
Need to do.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
He's a doctor, so he might have asked them for
a sample.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, oh my god, can you give me a couple
of gallons? My god? Yeah, just strain real.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Hard yesty, all right. Brian Steiner, a forty year old
optician from Delaware County, Pennsylvania, has been arrested for allegedly
offering free eyeglasses and waving fees in exchange for some
Bloomer puddon I. Prosecutor say Steiner took advantage of customers

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by making inappropriate offers during eye exams. He figured that
one of them would say yes. Thorities began focusing on
him after multiple victims came forward with similar accusations, Steiner
allegedly admitted to engaging in such behavior around thirty times
while on the job. He now faces charges including sexual assault,

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indecent assault, and false imprisonment because he refused to let
one woman leave his office unless she put out.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Uh, oh my, go cover one eye and read the
bottom line, bend over? Oh naxty? You really did any
think he was gonna get away? I know that women
talk yes not and let me guess.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
No matter how many times he put out this offer,
not one time did a lady say yes, is that right?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
We don't know. Oh, we don't know. We don't know.
Free eyeglasses. After all, if it came to words, he
left her locked up in his office until she put
out maybe one did just to get home. Okay, fine, yeah,
only over the top of my clothes.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Though.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Detectives in Indiana were notified earlier this month of suspicious
packages found at a local parcel delivery service facility believe
to contain narcotics. Last Wednesday, a detective at the Evansville
Vanderberg County Drug Task Force responded to the facility after someone.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Who worked there thought something was a little weird about.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
A huge package and discovered approximately forty pounds of crystal
methamphetamine stuffed inside Cheeto's bag.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wow, oh, nobody else suspect it ain't easy being cheesy.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Detectives conducted surveillance. They observed a white van arrived at
the residents. Two individuals later identified as Natasha Renne and
Garner forty six and Goldie Rodney Junior Fleeiner thirty six,
both from La Colorful Names.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Retrieved the packages and returned to their vehicle.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
So as officials from art law enforcement vehicles attempted to
stop them, they tried to flee, but they ran into
a marked sheriff's office SUV slammed right into it, and
they were cuffed and stuffed pretty fast. Yeah that's real, smart,
forty pounds of mess stuffed inside Cheeto bags sent through
the mail.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Who could find out? Nobody? It's a perfect crist Yes,
I plan this down to the last detail. Okay, here's
something called moto p Mono p is had nothing to
do with the first start. All right, Okay, thank you
for clarifying. Beat out. Moto p is a parody religion

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created solely to give followers the chance to refuse things
like working over time by simply invoking religious reasons. Oh
I like this, sorry, boss, but my religion says if
I work extra hours, I'll be damned to the eternal
fires of health. Smart came to it short for moto
hero to people. The motop religion was created in twenty

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eighteen by a young man named Motihiro Hisano, who acts
as a deity. He does point out that he doesn't
perform miracles and has no superpowers. Other than that of
bestowing the power of religious reasons onto his followers. In fact,
that is the only purpose of motop as its founder

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does not wish to be worshiped, nor does he accept
any sort of financial contributions. Although the parody religion does
have its own doctrine, believers don't have to abide by
strict commandments from their boss. This just used to get
out of stuff. All they have to do is order
to be considered followers of moto P is to follow
their religion's official Twitter account. Shit, that's it, that's easy.

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His son, of who is only twenty one years old
when he founded moto P, claims that he only wishes
to give people a good reason to get out of
things they don't want to do. Japanese law, just like
American law, prohibits discrimination based on religion or creed. So
if you say you're a follower of religion that frowns
on working over time, you can invoke religious reasons if

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you don't want to work extra hour, well, good for him.
I'm sorry, boss, you want me to work on the weekends,
but by religion says that I'll be burned in the
fires of him. That's right, that's right moto p Yeah,
because you can say, hey, religious reasons and the boss
can say yeah, very true, Handy, He'll come in here, hey,

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coming up next hour.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You're shot to win tickets to see Jason bonhams led
Zeppelin Evening at the Majestic Theater May twenty first.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
If you want to win, you have to keep listening.
Bo has a devious way for you to win.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Around seven to fifty right here on the Bow and
Them show on Dallas was classic rock. Lone Star ninety
two five had the handle.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Just put your teeth and Barrett and try to get
through it.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Work when we have to get here on Monday morning,
especially after the time change, Yeah, piss me off. And
not only that, not only that, Tutllpalooza and Walksahatchie was canceled.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah because of bad weather.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
That weather Saturday morning was nasty.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I didn't even know there was a Tulip Pollousee, but
I guess there is. In fact, it's the sixth annual
Tulip Festival that provides an opportunity for tulip picking while
supporting local charities. The festival was scheduled scheduled to one
through this coming Sunday from February twenty eighth. But no, no,
it's been postponed. I'm sure they'll let us know when

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you can go frolic in the flowers. Just about time
for the blue bond. It's just start popping up and
there isn't it. Yeah, And people will stop on the
side of the road and have a kid. Go sit
in a big field of bluebone take a picture. And
sometimes there's snakes.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, you got to be very very careful before you
put your kids down in the grass.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
You can thank you. It's just how it is. I mean,
it's Monday weekends over and I want my hour back.
They like, I know it's only an hour, but still,
I'm kind of out of feel robbed. Well, I tell
you what would make me feel better? Some good a
head lines from Honeywell, what you got to say? How

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about it? Get well?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Wishes going out to John Goodman, the star of such
shows as Roseanne and The Righteous Gemstones, sustain what has
been described as a horror injury during the production of
a new Warner Brothers and Legendary Pictures movie star and
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Now.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Goodman, who is seventy two years old, received immediate medical
detection and was taken to a hospital after the incident.
Now the project is currently untigled. It's been filmed at
Pinewood Studios in England, so you know he's getting some
good medical care.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah. The movie's not.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Expected to be released until October second, twenty twenty six.
Production expected to resume filming next week. It's been a
tough twenty twenty five for John Goodman. In January, he
lost his specific Palisades home to those California wildfires.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
You know, have you seen him lately since he's lost
all that weight. Yeah, he don't look good.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
You know, the skin is sagging in his face.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
You know, when you're so used to seeing somebody a
certain way and then all of a sudden, Hey, you
lost weight.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
You look creepy, but you lost Jonah says that he
did not get surgery or he wasn't on ozembic. He
says he did it through the Mediterranean diet.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, I'll make you crap like a pack. Well, okay,
all right, and it'll smell like a long all right.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
On a sad note, we finally know how Gene Hackman
and his wife Betsy died, and it's pretty tragic. Authority say,
Betsy died first of hantavirus pulmonary syndrome. It's a severe
respiratory illness you get from contact with infected rodents, deer mice.
It's very common in New Mexico where they lived. Then,
Gene Hackman survived about a week before succumbing to severe

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cardiovascular disease. And if you're wondering why he did not
seek help after his wife died, he was suffering from
advanced Alzheimer's disease, so he might not have even known
that she had died or how to take care of himself.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
There was no food in his system.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Thorti say February eleventh was the last day Betsy was
known to be alive. She was seen on surveillance cameras
at a CBS store. An analysis of Jane's pacemaker suggests
he died the seventeenth or eighteenth, a week after she did.
Their bodies were discovered on February twenty sixth. This is
why you have to check on.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Your elderly neighbors. Exact and the dog, I guess the dog.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
They dig starvation and dehydration. Yeah, the two other ones
were outside. The one that passed away was in a
crate in the bathroom. So Vin Diesel is teasing that
Groot may get a Guardians of the Galaxy spin off.
Diesel has been the voice of group since twenty fourteen's
Guardians of the Galaxy, and he dropped a hint on

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Instagram saying Disney wants their Planet X, a movie where
Groop returns to his home planet. He also shared that
he's got other irons in the fire. He's listed off
Fast X Part two and a rock Eam Soccam Robot
adaptation No, a film based on the Toil toy.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I was wearing my Rockham Soccam Robot shirt yesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, soccer, it would be interesting to see how they
do that movie. Okay, So the stars at night are
big and bright deep in the heart of Texas and
Hollywood stars were out in full force this weekend in Austin.
For south By Southwest, Ben Affleck premiered his new movie
The Accountant two, Walking the Red Carpet with Not a Woman,

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his best friend for life, Matt Damon, and his co
star in the movie, John Bernthal. The movie is gonna
be out April twenty fifth, and Michael Jackson's daughter Paris Jackson,
is in the news for wearing a sheer gown at
the Stella McCartney Fall twenty twenty five fashion show. Responding
to online criticism of her showing off her nipples, Paris Jackson.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Said, we've all got bodies.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Let's do something for the planet and stop freaking out
about nipples. You can't show nipples, no, no, no, no, yeah,
and that's your headlights from Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, yeah, yes, lots of classic rocks. Well, what other
songs should I play on National Bagpipes Day? It's the
week before Thanksgiving, our Thanksgiving before Saint Patrick's Day, and
is National Bagpipes Day. So get out and blow some
bagpipes or just blow Why why does it sound dirty?

Speaker 11 (29:05):
One?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I said, it's just you.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Bo.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
There's not exactly a huge list of rock and roll
songs that feature the bagpipe, are there.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
There used to be a group called Carmen.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yes, okay, when you played them on Fun with Music
Day before, bo I've played Carmen. Yeah, I think so
buying a rock song that was done to bagpipes.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, that's different. Okay, no, that was different. It's like
a cover Carmen. No, Carmen does just songs and each
song has bagpipes in it their original tunes.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, who was the one that had fun with music day?
They played rock songs and was just done with bagpipes.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh you know who I'm talking about. You're talking about.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
There's a band called Flogging Molly and they're an Irish
punk band and you can hear them at the beginning
of that Nicholson.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Movie That Departed.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, they use bagpipes a little here and there, but
that's the only other one I can think.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well, you gotta kind of be careful with bagpipes because
they can get annoying. Real seriously, that's a lot to
do here.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
You know, whenever they bring the bagpipes out at a funeral,
I always just cry.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
By the way, we have a new Monday Morning wake
up slap for you today. We finally got somebody. Yes,
I won't play it for you next, but guess what
it is time to smarten the US mission and educate
you at IODA. Yes, it's time for Did you know?

(30:35):
He is an amazing fact? You probably didn't know, but
maybe they'll win you a barbette next weekend. Did you
know the Vietnam veterans Memorial in DC was designed by
a twenty one year old architecture student at Yale named
Maya Lynn. Her professor had given her a bee for
the design, and he also submitted his own proposal, which

(30:56):
obviously lost, and she beat the teacher. Wow. Did you
know The Vikings believe that when they die, they go
to heaven and there's a giant goat whose utters provided
unlimited supply of beer. Nott milk beer, Well, Vikings wanted
beer about milk?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, but goats traditionally give milk. But I guess if
you're dead, well.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yet, whatever you want, well, your goat in Viking Heaven
it gives beer. Wait a minute, that's there. Did you
know Ian Hunter from Mata Hoopel. Yeah, he recorded the
original version of Cleveland Rocks before the cover by Presidents
of the United States when America became the theme song
for the Drew Carey Show. Unlike Drew, Ian was not

(31:43):
from Cleveland. He was from England, and his original version
of the track in nineteen seventy seven was called England Rocks.
But if you're going to do a show theme in
the United States, you got it switched. Thing you gotta
say Cleveland rocks. Did you know there is a sports
call called the verg Bogotti varn sports car.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It has a top speed of two hundred and fifty
four miles per hour. Get it. If you drive it
that fast, it only gets three miles per gallon. You
gotta keep stopping it. Yeah, So if you're gonna go
that fast, you better be close to a gas stage.
Did you know driver's sheets? Driver sheet? You've seen those? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(32:26):
I use them all the time. They are labeled. Some
of them are labeled as vegan. One of the key
ingredients in a lot of dryer sheets is beef fat.
What the dryer sheets are coded in beef fat to
help make the close softer cool? I did not know that. Goodness,
your close are soft, but just smell like a bad steak.

(32:46):
Did you know during Saturday Night Live this first season,
it was known as NBC Saturday Night because ABC had
a show called Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell. When
that show ended, NBC's show became Saturday Night Live. But
that's why they still say Live from New York at
Saturday Night at the beginning of every episode.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Also the Truman Show, Remember that movie Oh yeah. When
The Truman Show was coming out in nineteen ninety eight,
director Peter Weir wanted to have hidden cameras installed in
every theater showing it, then have the movie cut to
the audience watching the movie, so they were like part
of the movie. Yes, yeah, I don't know if it happened,
but it was a good idea. Did you know there

(33:29):
is a religion called Mama Tada Mama Tada, Mama Tada,
not Mama's tatas. It was originally founded by someone who
said they saw a vision of Jesus riding a motorcycle,
Jesus on a Harley. I'm gonna start my own religion.
Harley rip up for the Lord. Oh it's crazy because

(33:53):
the drive is crazy. Coming up. We have tickets to
go see Jason Bonham's led zep An evening at the
Majestic Theater that is on May twenty first, And there
is a there's a Hollywood birthday, So I'm going to
play one of this person's movies trailer. Okay, you'll figure
out what it is. It should be really easy, especially

(34:15):
when I tell you whose birthday it is. Time period.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's a good good hint is that the birthday is today, right, Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's all i'most say because I ain't gonna say no more.
Because time now for the Monday morning wake up slap. Here. Okay,
this is Shannon. Shannon wanted us to slap her husband, Chris,
and here's what happened.

Speaker 11 (34:38):
Hey, bo Okay, So my husband recently got into trouble
at work. She left his email up in his computer
in his office, and they said it would be easy
for someone to go and have access to company information. Yea,
he send emails from his account, that kind of thing
without him knowing. Well, I think it would be funny
to pretend to be someone that somehow had access to

(34:59):
his an email. Do you think that's something you could do?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yes, I'll bet We'll give it a good old try.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
He's got any evil mind.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
What is your husband's name?

Speaker 11 (35:11):
His name is Chris.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Okay. Can you give me the name of one of
his female co workers? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Uh, okay, he worked. He works with a. He has
a coworker named to Andrea.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, what if someone did have access to his computer
and sent some dick pics to Andrea? And I think
I should play the part of Andrea's husband. And I'm
gonna go work kick your rash for sending him packer
picks to my wife. Now, is this his cell phone
number that you gave me? Yes? Now will he answer

(35:46):
an unknown number because a lot of people won't answer it.
They'll just almost be some creditor or something. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 11 (35:53):
He actually has like a side business doing people's taxes,
and you know it's a busy time of year, so
he absolutely will pick up in a number.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
He doesn't wanted any clients to get away exactly. Okay,
we're gonna call Chris and pretend to be Andrea's husband.
And I'm pissed off because somebody send them pecker picks
to my wife and I know it's him, and I'm
gonna threaten to stomp a mudhole in his ass. Now
you can hang on the phone, but don't laugh or

(36:21):
you'll give it away. Okay, I'm gonna block caller ID
just to be safe. Let's call Chris. I'm on Chris, boy, Yes,

(36:44):
it's Chris. Yes, it's Chris. Chris. List is your coworker
Andrea's husband, Darryl, And uh, I have a real bone
to pick with you, boy, What I have a bone
to pick with you. I'm this far from coming down
there and whooping your ass.

Speaker 12 (37:07):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Who is My name is Daryl? Listen, let me tell
you what I'm calling because you emailed my wife some
nasty pictures of your pecker and she just beside herself.
She can't even sleep at night now, and I told
her she needed to reach out to the HR department,
but she don't want to get you in trouble. But
I have no trouble. Whooping the hell fire snot out

(37:32):
of you?

Speaker 9 (37:33):
Boy?

Speaker 12 (37:33):
Hold hold, what are you talking about? And I never
sent any pictures. I would never do anything like that.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh really, well, I'll tell you what. My wife Andrews
showed me them down pictures and I'm I'm about throw
up just looking at her. You're some kind of sick pervert.
I don't know. There's no way.

Speaker 12 (38:00):
There's no way I send those pictures.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh yes there is. I'm holding them right now and
I'm gonna put them down because I'm getting sick looking
at them.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
No, I don't believe you.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you a sick pervert? Is your email?
Don't tell me that ain't your email because I know
it is. But I'm looking at a picture right now.
If you with your hand on you, Johnson, my wife
is sick. I'm telling you. She is sick about this.
She can't believe someone will send her dick pics and

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I can't believe you'd send it to my wife.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I don't know who this is.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
I didn't send them. Someone else must have gotten a
hold of my email or something.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well, I told you my name is Darryl. Okay, let
me tell you do you do you have a helmet
or an ant eater? Oh? I'm sorry, is your tally
whacker a helmet or an ant eater? You circumcised or
not circumcised?

Speaker 12 (38:57):
It's a helmet?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Okay, Yeah, that's what these pictures show. So you better
prepare yourself for a first class country ass whooping. I'm
coming over your house right now. Round. Yeah, I'm gonna
stomp a mud holding, Yes I will.

Speaker 12 (39:13):
I don't know who this is, but uh, I'm gonna
have to there you go.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Well, no, no, no, no, no, are you talking to
that Chris God that said those nasty pictures to me?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Darryl? Yeah? Yea, mama, I'm gonna throw my headphones at
it here you shut, you shut.

Speaker 12 (39:28):
They're nasty work headphone. Wait a minute, this bowl, Robert,
you scared that hell out, scaredy pictures to a coworker.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
What you want to know? Who set you up? Your
loving wife? Hello?

Speaker 12 (39:46):
She my god, I got the good.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
You did?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
You did?

Speaker 13 (39:58):
You did?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
God?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
She got you goods because you were showing your goods
to somebody or.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Boy.

Speaker 10 (40:05):
You scared me.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Well you got me, but I got you too, didn't
I this is a listen not to leave your email out.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Ah that's right, y oh, I know now, not you man.

Speaker 12 (40:21):
I don't want to get scared like that again.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Well I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send you
pictures of my pecker. You can see how I'm okay,
I'm don't you do that? How about if I said.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
No, no, no, no, you work with.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Thanks for being a good sport. Let's hear it for Chris,
yeah head less here for Shannon who set this up.
Thank you Shannon. Thank you guys so much. That was
so fun.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I'm awake now.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five Zeppelin
because we have tickets to see John Bonham's boy. Jason
bonhams led Zeppelin Evening at the Majestic Theater on May
the twenty fist. What a great venue for that show.
Oh yeah, perfect. Everybody likes playing the Majestic Theater because

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that's where all the Hollywood stars would hang out in
the forties. Yeah, acoustic.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Saw Chris Cornell there acoustic, and I saw Cheech and
Chong there.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Really. Oh, it was the greatest night ever.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So let's play a little fraction the flickers. I'm going
to play the trailer of a movie. You figure out
the name of the movie, I'll give you the Jason
Bottom tickets. All right, right, Okay, okay, I'll tell you
whose birthday it is? All right? Is gonna make this easy?
Chuck Norris, Oh wow, Locker Texas Ranger is eighty five

(41:53):
years old today.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
All of his movies are pretty much the same.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Pretty much are. But if you'll give me a call
to two one four eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine two five and tell me the name of
this movie, I'll give you the Jason von Tayer. No,
it's not it's not gonna be hard. Here, you gorse
sit on it. Don't know how many cups of coffee.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Do you wonder your quarner?

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Go ahead, have you got the California rag Man? Hey,
good buddy, yours, Trulie. Just later, she's on the first
C B pitch. Your end is it great? You got
an accent? Hasn't got itching.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Pitch of Sorry?

Speaker 7 (42:31):
This old boy Chuck Norris who takes on the whole damn.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Towns hope is at all.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Gets back into my town again?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Can kill him?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
You got to Helen.

Speaker 13 (42:43):
You gotta kill.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Read Well trick you hear that.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Don't muck around with an eighteen wheel trucker. He's got
a CB radio and one hundred friends who just might
get mad.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
That's a big too, Colm down. I'll make that more
good buddy, you're gonna come all down. This That was
from nineteen seventy seven, Chu North seventy seven. Okay man,
let me play it one more time. I'll pay more
time for you, just because I want everybody to have
up there chance sit on it.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Don How many cups of coffee do you want for
your quarter?

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Go ahead? You got to California rag Man? Hey, good funny,
yours truly. Just later, she's on the first CV pitch.
Your end isn't great, you got an action hasn't caught action.

Speaker 10 (43:38):
Pitch of stars.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
This old boy Chuck Norris who takes on the whole
damn towns hopes and all.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Its back into my town again. Kill. Wait, you got
a Helen You're gonna kill? I read it well, you
hear that.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Don't look around with an eighteen wild truck. He's got
a CBE radio and one hundred friends who just might
get mad.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Okay, see B radio, Yeah, Seve B Bradio. That should
give it away right there. I forgot all about this movie.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I know what it is now, okay, Okay, it had
a twenty eight on Rotten to Mayo.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, it kind of sucks even for nineteen seventy seven.
Hey be careful. Chuck Norris will come in here and
kick our ass. He's eighty five. I didn't run away
from him. Now you went not bad ass things. Let's
go go to the hello boning them, show tell me
what Chuck Norris movie that is? Okay, the wrong that's

(44:43):
wrong answer. He never made a movie. Go bowing them.
Show tell me what Chuck Norris movie that is? Bringer Burger.
I'm smolty handing out damn greensdam did you even see it, sir, Yes,
I did, Yes, a year ago. I saw it. I
saw it on TV. Man, you must have searched it out,

(45:06):
eats it on right away. Let's see. How can I
waste my time and watch a crappy movie at the
same All right, who is this?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
That's Michael from Arlington.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Michael from Arlington. Hang a, we got some Jason Bonham
tickets for you, Okay, don't go away? All right? All right, yeah,
we'll have some more tomorrow, don't you wear it?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
And we've got more concert tickets to get away next hour.
Zebra's fiftieth anniversary tour coming to the House of Blues
April twenty seventh, and we have your tickets. Just be
listening around eight forty bow and I are going to
open up that lone Star ticket window and give away
those Zebra tickets right here on Dallas Fort Worth Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I don't know, really care if the rain comes, just
long as we don't get winds blowing seventy miles an hour.
Yeah enough for that.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah, let's think we're gonna have some nice weather today
and tomorrow. Lots of sunshine high today in the low
seventies tomorrow in the up seven.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Okay, by the way, speaking of credence, John Fogerty will
deliver the keynote address Wednesday at the south By Southwest
Conference in Austin.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
And guess what he's doing tomorrow? Was he doing all
doing a special show? It Stubs Barbecue And.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, that's a pretty good place. Oh, it's awesome, it is.
I've seen some terrific shows he shows there. And to
eat there too, Yes, smells good and sounds good. It stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Over the weekend, here's what we miss International Women's Day. Yes, Saturday, Yes,
there was an all women broadcast team at the MAVs
Gays Friday night. MAVs lost again, but it was still
kind of cool. We also missed International fanny Pack Day.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I totally miss that. I did not celebrate.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
That is, if you don't mind people laughing at you
for wearing a fanny pack, we're looking at you, Mike.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I used to always use them when I went skiing
because that's where I would put my lip balm and
my extra gloves and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, if it's called a fanny pack, shouldn't it go
on the back of your fanny Well, you could always
push it around. Yeah, swing it around whin your side.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Making a comeback bo. They don't wear it like a
fanny pack. They have it across the shoulder.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Now, oh, I'm sorry I missed that fashion trend. Fancy.
It is National Proofreading Day. You got to make sure
everything is right and spell correctly before you publish it.
In fact, my grandmother used to be the proofreader for
the course of Canada Daily Sun. Wow many years, many years.
It is National be Nasty Day. We miss that. It

(47:40):
depends on what kind of nasty you talk day. Yeah,
I was about to say we celebrate every day. Yeah.
One is a lot of fun. The other is rude
and mean and pissed people off. It's genealogy day, believe
it or not. I am actually related to Mary Clean
of Scott Are you really on your mom's side or
your dad's side? On my mom's side if you pissed off?

(48:02):
My great aunt Ruth was really into that and she
studied it a lot. Now you can just find out
on the internet. So climb your family tree, shake a
few branches and see what falls. Mostly nuts. We also
missed National dry shampoo Day. Did you ever use that
I have. I do have a can of dry shampoo.
You used to use that when you overslept and you

(48:23):
didn't have time to wash your hair, even though it
was greasy as a mechanic's rag. Well that stuff is
still wrong and it still works, does it really? Yep?
National Meatball Day. We missed that. Okay, give me one
as big as a softball. In fact, give me two
of them. And it's also National crab Meat Day. So
how about a little surf and turf yum?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, meat balls and crab meat, redfish poncher train with
the crab.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Oh yeah, I can almost taste it now, we're going soon.
At last, but not least, it was National bar Barbie Day,
the day the Barbie doll made her debut at the
American International Toy Fair in New York City in nineteen
fifty nine. So music my strow. So this is the
Barbie alphabet. It's called Barbie's from a to z Okay appalation.

Speaker 8 (49:20):
Barbie with her shattered dream trailer asthmatic, Barbie with an
albutererel and haler bad breath. Barbie's breath smells really rough.
Crack smoking Barbie just can't get enough dim witted Barbie
don't know what she wants to be, but Barbie's still Barbie.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
From A to Z and on with the alphabet yes
and it all. Barbie takes a pill and dies.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
Fast food Barbie has forty inch thighes g string Barbie
can really shake it. Hedonism Barbie suntans naked, Indignant bitch
Barbie thinks she's hot. Junkie Barbie always needs a shot,
kavorki in Barbie helps can die.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Lesbian Barbie that doesn't need a guy.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Blum mutant inch of Barbie's got web feet, while nerdy,
geeky Barbie thinks the internet's neat of naxious. Drunk Barbie
drinks her ripple and punk rocker Barbie just pierced her ouch.
Quitter job Barbie gives her boss the finger. Rude, tasteless
Barbie goes on Jerry Springer Satanic worship.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Barbie has red eyes in it. Talking dirty Barbie.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
I won't burbon hip hop Barbie thinks Eminem's a stud,
while vampire Barbie wants to sock you're the blood. Wireless
Barbie in her cellular phones, X rated Barbie always cleans
and bound.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Bound Bound.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Yuppie Barbie thinks her Mini Vans the best zero tolerance
Arby complete with urine tests.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
All right, all right, ballas what words? Classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five Tom Schultz of Boston. Yeah,
seventy eight years old today, Happy birthday. You know who
else has a birthday?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Who?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Homegirl? Edie Berkel missus Paul Simon, she's fifty nine.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Now.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Her band, the New Bohemians are based here in the area,
and they have been playing shows minus Edie version.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
They're carrying on as a band.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Simon and Edie are going to be at the Majestic
in May.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
That's all okay, here, we're in together. Okay, some of
you are gonna get mad, but I really don't care.
I just don't care. This is one of the stupidest
things to come out of Washington from you know who.
Khotos of the Inola gay World War two bomber is
among the tens of thousands of images flag for removal

(52:01):
by the Pentagon and an effort to eliminate references to diversity,
equity and inclusion because the famous plane's name has the
word gay And really.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Do I mean?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
This is dumb assery? On a whole new level.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yeah, even say historical plane.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Even for him. The Department of Defense is scrapping more
than twenty six thousand photos and posts related to DEI
efforts all across military branches from an executive order signed
by Trump on his first day in office designed to
end radical and wasteful government DEI programs and preferencing. However,

(52:41):
the flagging of some of the images, including that of
the historic and Nola Gay aircraft, the B twenty nine
that dropped the first atomicbamb on Hiroshima, Japan during the
final stage of World War Two, that was named after
the pilot's mother. Yeah, it had nothing to do with
day Gay. It has raised some questions about the criteria
used by the Pentagon. I mean, are you.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Serious people act well, they probably just used AI anything
with gag Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Images of an Ari Army Corps of Engineers dredging project
in California were also flagged for removal because a person
in one of the photos has the last name Gay.
I'm not kidding, Yeah, that's a I think Anna's right.
What about Don Gay, the famous rodeo guy? Gone geez,

(53:29):
a Pentagon spokesman says, that the department is happy with
the swift compliance. Yeah, hurry up and be a dumb ass. Yeah,
that's so sad. Come on, guys.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Speaking of sad, Yes, a Wiley man was arrested and
charged in Louisiana for the death of a fraternity pledge
during a hazing ritual polis A. Three men wearing boxing
gloves punched a pledge member in the chest several times
before he had.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
A seizure and died. Twenty three year old KYLEA.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
McCrae of Wiley is now charged with felony criminal hazing
and manslaughter. His bond was set at seventy five thousand
dollars for the manslaughter charge twenty five thousand dollars for
the hazing charge. Now investigators say CAYLEB. McCray is only
the first arrest connected to the death of a twenty
year old Southern University student after an off campus fraternity

(54:19):
hazing ritual. In the early morning hours of February twenty sixth,
junior engineering student and marching band member Caleb Wilson was
dropped off at the emergency room by a group of
men who said that he had collapsed while playing basketball. Now,
the group left before police officers arrived at the hospital
where the.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Police learned that was a line.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
According to police, they say that the McCrae and two
others stood in a line and each punch Caleb Wilson
four times in the chest with.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Boxing gloves on those other two.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
By the way, we'll be facing manslaughter charges and hazing
charges as well.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yad Man digit hazy. If you don't take it too far.
It's a tradition. But when it goes that far, now
you're in trouble. Yeah, it's all about the boundaries for sure.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
A young remember old pop group called Tony Tony Tony,
Oh yes, yeah yeah, I had a music video that
rotated hard for a while. There were there a long
time guitarist, d Wayne Wiggins, unfortunately just passed away after
losing a battle with cancer of the bladder. Oh h,
that's got to be miserable man. The band had shared
that the guitarist was facing medical complications, they did not

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elaborate until recently. They called Wiggins life incomparable. They said
he's work in music and service impacted millions, particularly in Oakland,
where the band called home Oh yeah and de Wayne
Wiggins on the guitar was sixty four years old. The
Grammy nominated Our D band was scheduled to appear at
the Grand Theater Center for the Arts on the twenty
second of this month.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
They have canceled that event.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Additionally, the band was slated to appear at Detroit's Music
Hall Center May twenty third.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
They we have also slashed that tour date as well.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Musicians and entertainers expressed their sympathy for Wiggins after his death,
including Oakland native Sheila e and San Francisco Mayor London
Breed also shared condolences.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Oh Man, hate to hear that well in the holy
land of Aggie Land, at least to me. College State
College Station. If you want foundation, blush, eyeliner, lipstick, chances
are this couple has it. In Bulk, a married couple
faces several charges after police busted them for stealing eighty

(56:34):
five thousand dollars in merchandise from Texas stores. According to
the plane Old Police Department, oh No, At about six
pm last Wednesday, officers with College Station PD got a
tip from Plano Police that Maria and Emmanuel storm Can,
a married couple suspected of stealing from several stores, across
Texas and other states. We're heading their way. During the arrest,

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officers recovered eight hundred and eighty two stolen items from
Walgreens alone, valued at nearly ten thousand dollars. The Plano
Police Department said the couple also stole a combined eighty
five thousand dollars from Walmart, Target, and CBS stores across
ten different cities in Texas. And they stole all this makeup.

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They were going to resell it. Some of you ladies
who wear way too much makeup when you don't need
to wear that much. You're starting to breathe a sigh
of relief.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Are they're like selling it on eBay or Facebook marketplace
something like makeupsies?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Okay, have you ever stubbed your toe or hit your
thumb with a hammer? Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Immediately started cussing.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Well, did you know swearing is linked to increased pain tolerance?
Are you serious? Here's how we know. A two thousand
and nine study out of Kiel University in England found
that people who swear when experiencing pain had not only
increased pain tolerance, but also a decrease in perceived pain.
The researchers carried out other stuff over the years, showing

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that using real swear words showed discreased pain perception, but
not a made up word. Go ahead and swear even
if your mom's in the room. Yes, more studies are
currently underway. The effect seems to carry on over in
other languages. And yes, the F word is the most
used word.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Said it plenty of times when I've stuffed a toe, So.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Maybe there could be a pain reliever done to that. Well,
let's see. Sometimes my headaches are off the charts, so
I need a pain reliever I can trust.

Speaker 10 (58:32):
That's why there's new swear at all.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Swear it all? How's it work? It's easy.

Speaker 10 (58:36):
Studies show that's swearing can increase your tolerance to pain,
So swear it all. Contains a powerful hormone that works
in tandem with your brain synapses.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
And in English, please, it makes you swear a lot.
Swear it all is great. I take it every day
and my headaches are few and far between. I'll tell
you that much. Now I can finally get some work
done without headaches slowing me down. I thought you were
home secred with a headache today, and find out, boss,
I took some swear it all. Look, get the out
of my office. Wow, draggons, you really put me in

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my place. I'm giving you a raise. Yeah you are.
Swear it all.

Speaker 10 (59:09):
Swear your way to a pain free life. Available now.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Dallas Fortor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five Zebra
My Boys are coming to town. And who was our
winner of these Zebra tickets we gave away? Dennis Llewellen
of Dat. Yeah, you're doing what's up, mister d Okay.
We were talking earlier about how they're trying to wipe

(59:38):
DEI off the face of the earth.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, the Nola Gay.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
That's that's the stupidest one. That's the stupidest thing I've
ever heard. That's part of American history. And then we
talked about Don Gay, the rodeo guy. Yeah, well what
if they had to censure him? Then we get this call,
go after Don Gay.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
You know who they're going to go after next?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
That Dick Trickle?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Yeah, Jamie Johnson. Doesn't dick trickle sound like a venereal disease?
Well that's cut up with a V because it's Russian.
That's right. Yeah, there you go, all appreciate it. You
got hey, you really want to hear something stupid. You know,

(01:00:26):
we're talking about this DEI g in office.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
One legged jeans that costs an arm and a leg
at a toe curling four hundred and forty bucks a pop.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Are kicking up dust amongst closed stores everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
They're selling out and their most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
While fans of the half shorts half pants tail them
as the cream of the cropped, critics the kind of
cutoffs are praying their popularity as well. Live. Yes, it
is one leg of your jeans cut out, and that's
supposed to be the big fashioned statement.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
And what I don't understand is why would you pay
four hundred dollars when you could go to Goodwill or
some other thrift store, buy some cheap jeans for ten
bucks and then cut off one leg. If that's what
you want to do, well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
If you want to look stupid, yeah, for sure. Is
this mainly a woman thing? I don't mean nothing by that,
but no female jeans okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Are they okay? Men? Ladies? No, men would get so
ratted by their friends and neighbors. They would say, okay,
I see one pretty leg on a woman. It's an
ugly look. But the odd ball bill bottom jeans are
offering from French fashion house col Pierre Nil. I don't

(01:01:52):
even know what it is. I don't even know if
I said it right. They aren't just the butt of
a couple of cheeky jokes. They're actually rising as the
season's hot must as and clothing. I think it's a
TikTok trend. People just want it for the clicks. You
know you could. You could cut one of the legs
off the pair of the jeans you're wearing right now,
and you'd be Oh, a fashionista, wouldn't you?

Speaker 13 (01:02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Touted as the one leg denim trouser, the vintage blue
cotton jeans are currently sold out in all available sizes
of extra small, small, and medium. Do it yourself fastinistas
who can't get their hands on these hot pants, or
even yanking pairs of their tried and true blue jeans
from their closet and scissoring off one leg to participate

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in this stupid ass, dumb trend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
They're ruining a good pair of jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, yeah, ruin a good pad jeans? Good lord? Whatever
happened to Daisy Dukes? Yeah? If you're gonna wear shorts,
how about both legs out there. You look like you
are just in an accident of some kind. If you're
walking around with one long leg and one short leg,
it looks like an idiot. The Emperor's new clothes, and

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you should feel like an idiot if you do too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
What a world.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
If you're having a tough time this morning after the
time change, how about some non stop classic rock to
help you get through your workday. We do it twice
a day Monday through Friday. Listen before eleven am with
Debbie and again before four pm with JFK for sixty
minutes of NonStop classic rock. Plus at around four forty
JEFFK has some MAVs tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
In the lone Star ticket window. That's here on lone
Start ninety two to five, Dallas Horse Classic Rocks lone
Star ninety two to five. That is one of the
songs Gene Simmons sayings when they're playing It's Kiss and
Jean's always got something going on? Will you hear this?
Have you ever wanted to be a roadie for Jeene Simmons?

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Do you have an extra twelve thousand dollars or so
to spare? Well? The Kiss Star has a deal for you.
Simmons is offering a special package for his upcoming solo shows,
personal assistant and Ban Roady for a day. You can
be that if you have twelve thousand, four hundred and
ninety five dollars to give to Gene like he really

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needs it, so you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Pay him yes, and you work for him yes, instead
of the other way around.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Exactly after you plunk down the cash, you'll spend the
entire day with Jean, including meeting him in the morning
to go over pre show schedules, helping the band set
up for a show, attending a sound check, and grabbing
a meal with Jeane himself. For twelve and ninety five dollars.
What a steal. But you get to bring along up
to three guests, You get introduced during the show, You

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get some autographs, a kiss rehearsal used based autograph by
Gene Simmons, and so much more. One small note, though,
tickets to the show are not included. That is crazy
because they are sold through the individual venues. But doesn't
Gene Simmons have some pool there. You would think, right, hey,

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just let these guys say it's only four people for
one show. Geez. So Not only do they have to
pay over twelve thousand dollars to be Jean's roady for
a day, but you got to buy your own ticket
to the show as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Now the tour is running from April third through May
twenty fourth, and there's only one Roady experience being offered
per show. And the show is making a stop in Dallas.
It's going to be at the House of Blues on
May twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Oh, let's all be Rody's what do you say?

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Yeah, we have all that information up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two five
dot com if you want that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
And speaking of Gene Simmons and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Kiss, remember when Craig Gas stopped by and how he
was saying that Gene Simmons is always pushing something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Oh yeah, he does a great Gene Simmons impression. He does.
Listen to this. We have a brand new product at
kissonline dot com. It's the Kiss toilet.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
John bon Jovi, you might be asking yourself, what's the
difference between a regular.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Toilet and a Kiss toilet? Where are toilet is a
pay toilet and Kiss gets all the money? You know
what he used to do? He told me that he
used to do interviews with radio stations for Gene Simmons
when Gene Simmons didn't feel like doing it. Oh wow,
And the jobs on the other end had no idea.
It wasn't jeans like a stunt. Double yeah, exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
So that's up on the Bow and Them show page
and also on the Bow and Them show page for
a time waster. Bruce Springsteen's archival concert release for this
month takes us back to November fifteenth, twenty twelve, in Omaha, Nebraska,
during his Wrecking Ball tour. We have the live version
of State Trooper off the Nebraska album up for you

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to check out. And as you may have heard, Nebraska
is the subject of that new movie, Deliver Me from Nowhere,
which is based on Warren Zane's book. That movie will
star Jeremy Allen White from The Bear as Bruce. The
movie schedule to be released this year. And speaking of
the Boss, manfred Man guitarist Chris Thompson reveals in an
interview with Guitar Magazine that Bruce Springsteen was not a

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fan of manfred Man's cover of Blinded by the Light.
Despite its success, He didn't like it because they changed
up some of his lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Well, yeah, but you got a royalty check. Yeah to Jing, just.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Hold your nose right and take those checks. Billy Idol
has posted a video on Instagram describing his new single,
Still Dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Here's a little bit of that. Yeah, Hi, by Idol.

Speaker 13 (01:07:27):
I'm just going to talk a little bit about the
new single from the album Dream Into It, Still Dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
It's a little bit of a sort of a little
bit of the story of my life.

Speaker 13 (01:07:37):
The lyrics, you know, because I used to walk in
punk rockies, to walk around London with a plastic bag
with my clothes and you know, all my cassettes or
some lyrics and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Those were the lean times.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Yeah, when he was like homeless practically. Check out the
full post on our page. The single is off the
album Dream Into It, which will be out on April
twenty fifth, and fans of John Fogerty may want to
make a road trip tomorrow down Austin because he's gonna
play a special show at Stubbs Barbecue tomorrow and then
on Wednesday he's delivering that keynote address at the south
By Southwest Conference. Styx had to make an unexpected lineup

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change for their concert in Oregon Friday night. Todd Suckerman,
the band's drummer since nineteen ninety five, had to be
hospitalized due to a serious case of food poisoning. But
he was back behind the drums on Saturday, so I
guess he has a really good doctor and he got
plenty of IV medication.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Finally, a video of a dog that perfectly captures.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Me after springing forward one hour and knowing that my
alarm went off not at one forty five in the morning,
but really at twelve forty five in the morning. Check
out this sleeping dog as a band in Peru marches
around him. He's just dead to the world, and I
really thought he was dead at first. But no sleeping
dog in the pathway of this marching band. We've got

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the video up on the Bow and Them show page
at lone start ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Oh see, now you gotta explain why why you're laughing
on the drum accents at the end of that song.
Bo is doing different things with.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
His hands, but it wasn't what you'd normally do as
a drummer, and you know he's beating off in a
different way. Yes, exactly different stick. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
You know what, I finally figured out what Robert Plant's
doing at the end of that song when he's going whoa, whoa,
he's singing about a really cold place.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So at the end of the song he's going, yeah,
but it doesn't sound like a shiver, just down and
he's going maybe he's horny and cold. I'm not even
gonna question Robert Plant because he's got it made, never
have to do squat the rest of his life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
And yet he's constantly doing these surprise appearances the bars
and clubs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, as long as you still enjoy doing it, That's
one of the reasons that I'm still doing this crap.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, he just surprised uh fans at a bar recently.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Didn't know. Oh yeah, yeah, I heard of that. I
told you I saw him at a bar in Nashville
and you didn't recognize him. No, I recognized him. I
knew exactly who it was, and I said, look, man,
there's Robert Plant and a millennial. You want to guess
what he said? Oh, no, Robert Plan exactly. Oh my god,
google Robert Plant.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Remember when Mick Jagger was in Nashville and he was
just hanging out outside of a bar and no one
recognized him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Even in New Orleans. It happened to him there as well. Well,
people were probably really drunk in New.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Orleans or they just don't expect to see him out
in the wild.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Yeah, you know whatever, All right, quick, Robert plants story
for you if we never had it, all right, my
friend Alex Valentine, record company guy love Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Okay, you know Alex.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Yeah, he got the tour with Robert planned about twelve
fifteen years ago. So they're one tour stopping. Robert travels
by private jet. Uh, they're at this one tour stop
and the whole band and Robert are so excited to
get back to the plane after the trip, and they
won't tell Alex White. He said, it's a surprise, but
wait until you get on the plane. It's gonna be amazing.

(01:11:16):
It's gonna be so all night long. He's like, what
the hell's gonna happen on the plane tonight. They get
back to the plane, they walk inside Popeye's Chicken for
everybody a night.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah, give me some of that spicy Popeye chicken, and
the band are just jumping up and down. They were like,
you demand Robin Mann, appreciate you. All right. Up next
is our after show decompressionation. Well, we'll just sit here
and run our mouths for a little while and then
wait a minute, I hear something. Oh I hear it.

(01:11:51):
My pillows.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Come on, follow us over to Facebook and we'll hang
for a minute and going to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
That's yeah, that's pretty boring life we actually have during
the week And alright, that's why we'd like to go
play on the weekend. All right, we'll have more Jason
Bottoms led Zeppelin evening tickets and more tickets to see
Zebra until then, and we say on the after show,
but let's just say bye.