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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I mean now, I women, I ain't been no women,
been sitting in my cham man, growing out my head man,
sleeping out the chim man.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I know some place you used to go. I ain't
been no man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
As you might have figured out, that was a song
during the COVID nineteen days five years ago. Can you
imagine five years ago? Yesterday was the anniversary of the
COVID nineteen pandemic.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I remember it as if it was yesterday, because we
scrambled and we got everybody to start working from home.
So many people had to start working from home, but
you and Jimmy and Randy and I we remained here
at the offices.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, we had somebody come in here and just disinfect
the hell out of this place because I wanted to
come in. I didn't want to work from home. I've
got all my weapons right here, and when I met home,
I can't use them.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I remember our boss asking us like, Anna, is there
a reason why you're still going up to the office.
And I was like, well, I can't do everything that
you have me doing from home. If you want, I'll
stay home, not a problem. And I said, but then
I can't do this, this, this, and this and she goes, no,
you need to continue to come.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
To the office when you throw logic at them and
they go, oh, well, maybe I should have thought this throw.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was one of our coworkers that was was Anna's
still coming up to the station because they were still
coming up. And then when I said it, she goes, no,
you need to come up. And then that person was
the first person out of everyone to get COVID up here.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Really wow, it was really just this morning show and
nothing else.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
These shows, yeah, afternoon shows too. Okay, this was uh,
we were the only ones in the entire building for
a while.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And I board up. Matt Catherine was here too, Yes,
yes he was. He was still coming up because we
needed to do programs.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So there's a little ditty for you for the anniversary
of COVID nineteen. So many memories, but thank god it's old. Yes,
really really really yeah. Let's see what we're celebrating today.
We're celebrating Girl Scout Day. Yay, Girl Scout Day, which
was formed on Today's day in nineteen twelve by Juliette
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Gordon Lowell, who brought together eighteen girls in her hometown
of Savannah, Georgia. Lowe wanted girls to be prepared to
face the world with courage, character and confidence. Thank you, Daisy.
Were you ever a girl Scout?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was a Brownie and then a girl Scout. My
mom led the troop.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Wow, Girl Scout Day happens after Girl Scout Cookie season
is over.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't know. It should be kind of back to back,
shouldn't it. We should make a phone call. It is
National Working Mom's Day. This day was created by Working
Moms of Milwaukee, a group of women who had gathered
together to talk about issues that matter to moms in
their community. I know it must have been a mom
with small children having Yeah. It is also a National
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Baked Scallops Day.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yum.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Grilled scallops. Baked scallops get to me because you know
there are over four hundred speecies of those tasty things
in the ocean. Four hundred. Yeah. They're expensive as hell
right now? Yeah they are. I'm gonna need a lot
of cocktail sauce forwards. Bologna is expensive right now? Yeah?
For dessert, how about a candy bar? It's National Milky
Way Day. Yum. You ever frozen a milky way before
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you eat it?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah? Old man, he hadn't done it. You'll thank me
later for bringing that up. It's registered Dietitian nutritionalist day.
Those folks would probably frown on both those items we
just mentioned, bake scallops and a milky Way bar. They're
just trying to get you to eat healthy result everything
in moderation.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, as long as you don't have a whole bag
of milky Ways, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It is World against Cipher's censorship. The government can't censor
the Internet, but they keep trying to. It's national plan
a flower day. Okay, that's nice. Maybe some tulip since
they canceled Tulapalooza and walks the hatchet this past weekend,
or the storm tore a bunch of them. Yes, it's
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blue bonnets be coming though, and it's National Alfred Hitchcock Day?
Is it his birthday? Well known as the Master of suspense,
Hitchcock is celebrated each year on March twelfth. The day
does not fall on his birthday or death date, so
it's unclear why exactly it's celebrated. When it is a mystery, Well,
he was the master of mystery. Favorite Hitchcock movie. Come on,
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oh birds, birds. Yeah, that's a good one with birds.
Absolutely terrified my big sister for years with Tippy Hedron,
who was Hitchcock's She was hit on by him many times,
way before the hashtag me too movement. It's also I
like Verdigo and rear Window. Oh yes, it's hard to
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pick just one. Yeah, So here we are. We got
sports of all sorts coming up, the freaking bull file
and then our first round of ask the Stuff questions
around seven to ten, So it's time to do our morning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes, oh, seven fifty two's your nerves for those Jason
Bonham led Zeppelin evening tickets.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're coming to the jet all right, so it's time
to Oh, we'll come on, man, what's your favorite welcome
We'll come on. That's what I thought you shoud I'm
just making sure Dallas Horrors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. It is six thirty, and you know what
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that means. It's time for sports brought to you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
By the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers go to
willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, it seems no public gathering in Dallas is safe
for Mavericks General manager Nico Harrison. Oh no, what happened. Now,
more than a month after orchestrating the deal that sent
our fan favorite player Luca to the Lakers, fans are
still pissed off about it, and you can imagine why.
And now they're starting channing fire Nico, Fire, Nico Yeah,
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and unlikely places, such as during a Medieval times dinner.
A video clip shows the dinner theater crowd repeating the
now familiar call for Harrison's job. Fans at the American
Airline Center has started a similar chance during Mavericks and
Stars games. There have also been reports of channing at
FC Dallas games and even at an SMU Mustang's basketball game.
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Everywhere he goes. Not hard to understand why. Anthony Davis,
who came to Dallas as part of the Luca trade,
got injured in his first game with the Mavericks on
February eighth, and no date has been set for his return.
Kyrie Irving suffered a torn acl on his left knee
last week. He'll be out for the rest of the season.
The MAVs are also currently without Derek Lively, Daniel Gafford,
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Oliver Maxen's, prosper PJ Washington, and Jaden Hardy Old team. Practically,
this goes from bad to worst. Even Dallas's newest player,
Kai Jones, who was signed by the team last week,
He's out with a quad injury already. And on top
of all that, the Mavericks announced a nearly nine percent
increase in season ticket prices for next season. Yep wow.
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By the way, the MAVs are staying in San Antonio
to night to play the Spurs after beating them on Monday.
Tip off Heavens at seven.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
O'clock, and JEFFK has tickets if you want to win
some tickets to see what's left of the MAVs this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Jeffk might be playing ball with the MAVs.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Hey. The Texas Rangers are going to put their newly
created Rangers Sports Network broadcasting production company under the hot
lights for the first time, starting today at three this afternoon.
The network will broadcast the Rangers exhibition game against Cincinnati
on CW thirty three, along with twenty five other stations
in the five state viewing territory and on the Victory
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Plus app. The Texas Rangers will also broadcast the two
exhibition games in Arlington March twenty fourth and twenty fifth,
which are going to be very close to opening day
for now, fans should probably look at the broadcast as
more of a dress rehearsal, not only for the players
but also for the broadcast crew.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
While the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Aren't expecting any technological glitches, they do want to be
prepared for them and have them all ironed out before
the season opener are March twenty seventh against Boston.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And that's that. Globelive felt Yes, Globe first fich as
you know, is it? Three to five five?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Kyrie Irving not the only frustrated athlete there with wounds
and boo boos. Tiger Woods is hurt too and recently
had surgery for a ruptured achilles tender. Boy, I'll take
it out of your golf game, which will keep him
out of the Masters and leaves in question whether he
can play in any other major championship the rest.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Of the twenty twenty five year.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What's posted about the development and a social media accounts
saying how long he expected to be out any other
details accepted surgery went well, We're kind of kept to
a minimum. Such surgeries involved smaller incisions. Recovery time is
quicker for something like this, but most recoveries can take
at least a month before someone can even put any
weight at all on that foot.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Again, bo is wincing over here.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I know about putting weight on sit yeahho near that leg.
Two time Masters champion Bernard Langer had a tear in
his achilles tendon last year that kept him out for
ninety days. Doctor Charlton Stuck into the hospital for Special
Surgery in West Palm performed the surgery on Woods. He
said in the post the surgery went smoothly. We expect
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to full recovery. The Masters is coming up real quick.
April tenth through the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, one of the Cowboys All Pro players is returning
to the team and avoiding free agency. Cavante Turpin, who
was slated to be a restricted free agent, has now
agreed to an extension that it keeps him with the
team for at least three more years. That makes me
feel a lot better. Turfin, the only player in the
NFL with both a kickoff and punt return for a
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touchdown last season, is expected to land a three year
contract worth up to eighteen million dollars. Now that would
make Turpin not only the highest special team player in
the league, but in NFL history, and I think he
deserves to be the highest player at his position more
than Dak Prescott does. Well. Yeah, he proves himself, doesn't he. Yeah.
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But what makes Turpin even more valuable is the offensive
production he showed last year. He caught thirty one passes
for four hundred and twenty yards of this past season.
Over the last two years, Turpin is the only NFL
player to have at least five hundred receiving yards and
one thousand kickoff return yards. So I'm glad we're going
to keep the man.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah. Two men were charged in the deaths of three
Kansas City Chiefs fans whose bodies were found in a
backyard two days after they got to go there to
watch the final game of the regular season in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You remember this story, though, Oh so.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Jordan Willis and Ivory Carson are each charged with three
counts of involuntary manslaughter and two counts of delivery of
a controlled substance in a case that gained widespread attention
on social media and in the news. And what's really
sad is that these two guys who were charged with
this were friends of the deceased. Their bonds said at
one hundred thousand dollars cash only. Speculation about what happened
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started after thirty eight year old Ricky Johnson, thirty six
year old Clayton mcguinney, and thirty seven year old David
Harrington were all found dead in Willis's Kansas City, Missouri
yard on January ninth of twenty twenty four, after mcguinea's
fiance went looking for him because he never showed up
at home. A doctor with a forensic lab later determined
that the combined toxicity of fetanhyl and cocaine killed the guys.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh and you.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Look at their picture, the last picture they took from
this party, you would say those guys would never do
fetanyl or guess what they did never know? Must have
been some football watching party at that house.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
One North Texas high school football team's coaching staff just
got a lot more star studded Pro Football Hall of
Famer and TCU legend Leddanian Tomlinson is the new run
game coordinator and the new running backs coach at the
Oak Ridge School in Arlington.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The school announced yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Tomlinson set multiple NCAA rushing records at TCU before being
drafted number five overall by the San Diego Chargers back
in one Now. During his eleven season NFL career, he
got five Pro Bowl selections, He won the six NFL
MVP Award, and he became the league's seventh all time
leading rusher with just under fourteen thousand yards Wow, thirteen thousand,
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six hundred change. Tomlinson was inducted into the Pro Football
Hall of Fame in twenty seventeen. That cemented his legacy
as one of the greatest running backs in history.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And he's our Arlington homeboy now.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And I think he's most proud of that rap that
he did during the TCU football games.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh no, it's him. Don't forget the dance he did
with it. I don't know if he'll ever live that down,
at least not on this show. I love the guy,
I really do. But that was the stupidest thing I
think I've ever seen it on the Jumbo truck And
we were sitting right by the Jumbo tron going are
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you believing what the guys Adam pac Man Jones remember him.
He says that he cheated every drug test during his
NFL career and never got caught. Are you serious. In
an appearance on Dion Sanders show We Got Time Today,
pac Man was asked if he would have been a
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different player if the NFL had been more lenient on
marijuana use back then. He said, well, I never stopped
smoking weed. I always smoked while I played and after
I played it even now. He added that he cheated
on the NFL's rug testing program back in the day
by using someone else's pee to pass and never used
his own. Wings No. When Sanders said he couldn't happen
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though with Jones Today, replied, it can happen if you
know what you're doing. Apparently he needs to make a
video and then listen to this. Sumo. Mam Ma ma
mam Ma Ma Ma ma Mamo is the actual name
of a Japanese race horse that recently claimed its first win.
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Was dubbed the horse that makes commentators cry because of
his tongue twister name. How many mamos is that? I
don't know. I just started looking. There's a whole bunch
of damn. I don't know if I stopped at the
right place at seven of them or something. The three
year old mayor claimed victory at Tokyo's Oi Race course
a couple of weeks ago, and has since become somewhat
of a celebrity on Japanese media. Its name, which is
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based on a Japanese tongue twister that basically means plums
and peaches are both peaches, captured people's imagination and now
everyone is rooting for her to win just so they
can hear the race commentator struggling to say, Sumo, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, mama, mama, mama.
That even hurts my lips just doing that's hysteric. Mana
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mana all right, freaking full of file. Next fung a
boe in them shola. You know what that song makes
me want to go? Sumo Mama, Ma, ma, coming up
our first round of ask is stuff questions here on
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the old Bow and Them Show. But now it's time
for the freaking full file. A Chinese man has been
banned from an all you can eat buffet for eating
several pounds of pork and shrimp on every visit, causing
the business to lose too much money. Well, what did
they expect? It reminded me of of Jo. You'll go,
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you hit a four hour you'll scare my wife. That
was awesome. The guy known only as Kang was banned
from the seafood barbecue buffet in Changsha City simply because
he can eat way more than the average patron. He
admitted that he ate three pounds of port during his
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first visit to the restaurant and four to five pounds
of shrimp on his second visit before getting banned permanently.
But Kang considers that he is beating discriminated against because
of his extremely healthy appetite. The owner obviously disagrees, saying
he'll never be allowed in his restaurant ever again. You'll
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go now, I can eat a lot. Is that my fault?
Mister Kang rhetorically asked reporters during a recent interview, adding
that he never wasted any food. He ate every last
of everything he had on his plate, just like his
mom told him to day, or he couldn't get up
from the table. Every time he comes here, I ruse money,
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the restaurant owner said. When Kanga is the port trotter's
which his pigs feet, he consumes the whole tray of them,
and for shrimp, customers usually used tongs to pick them up.
Oh not this long gooded boy. He grabs him with
his hand. Oh no, he takes every single one of them.
He takes all of him. The article didn't say how
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much this guy weighed, but I bet he's a walking basketball.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh man, that is crazy, Big Black Buddha. All right,
let's travel to the Florida Keys. A man in the
Florida Keys was arrested for DUI after he was found
outside his truck absolutely naked, dancing and smoking marijuana, or
as it's known in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Deputy say they received galls about a reckless driver and
headed out on the to find him. They eventually discovered
a truck stopped on the shoulder, and they saw a
man wearing nothing but a construction hard hat on his head,
the one over.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
His shoulders, and dancing to rap music.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
As deputies were trying to take him into custody, he
pulled a pipe out of his hard hat tried to
smoke marijuana right there in front of them before they
handcuffed him. The man was identified his fifty five year
old Timothy Mahoney, who's from Montgomery, New York, and was
visiting the Keys. He was charged with DUI possession of
drug equipment marijuana possession, resisting an officer, and an ugly
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ass body out.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
All right, We're not done with the naked news just yet.
This one's from Dover, New Hampshire. You guys remember the
movie Deer Hunter. Remember when Janiro was super drunk running
down the street in the middle of the night, and
somehow he's stripping and running at the same time.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
God, I barely remember that from the tearing.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Off his clothes, but he's running a zillion miles an
hour after the wedding car Well, this guy basically did
the same thing after crashing a car he just stole.
In New Hampshire, thirty five year old Sean p Weiener
a name yeah, ran from the cops and stripped off
all his clothes while crossing a busy highway at the
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same time.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Come on, let's give my head over. Man out. How
do you strip while you're running really fast?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
He tried to get away, he caused traffic to swerve
to avoid hitting the buck naked running man, and police
caught up with the guy and arrested him for indecent
exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, littering than additional charges because
the car he crashed well, he just stole it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh, it wasn't even his.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
He stole it and he took off Sean p. Weener
from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Everybody. At least he lives up to his name. Yeah,
likes to show off his name and literal these stupid ashes.
Learn how many stories like this have we done in
the last few years. Woman who turned to a bogus
rent a Hitman website to have an assassin killer ex
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husband was recently convicted for solicitation of murder. Now, on
the Internet, you can find just about any kind of
information or service if you put in the work and
do some research. But when it comes to hiring someone
to kill somebody, you should pass that website by because
that's where cops are just waiting for someone to log
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on so they can start there. They're looking for the
keyword hit man. Yes. Yeah. Wendy Wine, a fifty two
year old woman from Michigan who wanted her ex husband dead,
found the website rent a Hitman dot Com and assume
it was legitimate business where vengeful people like her could
find professionals to do their dirty work for us. It
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won't surprise anyone that this wasn't the case. And she
is now facing at least ten years behind bar. Sometimes
they make it so easy for cops. Rent a hitman
dot Com promises confidentiality and vost about complying with HIPPA,
which apparently stands for the non existent hit Man Information
Privacy and Protection Act of nineteen sixty four. The website
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is used by police to bust people who want somebody murdered,
and it features testimonies from satisfied customers, including women who
caught their husband's cheating and had them killed without getting caught. Well,
this bitch got caught and now she's looking at hard
time plenty in prison. Yeah, that's hysterically police. When will
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they ever learn?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Hey, coming up next hour, choose your news. You picked
the story that Bow made up, and lucky you, you're
gonna get tickets to see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening
at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, May twenty first. That's
coming up around seven point fifty right here on the
Bow and Them show on Dallas. Fort Worth's classic rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
How many times have you heard somebody say, well, you're
knowing the long run, it'll be better off for all
of it at least once a day around here, especially,
and I'm sure whatever business you guys are in, you
probably hear the same thing that you picture.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
We hear it again today during our meeting at ten fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh yeah, there's that. Okay. Today is ask us Stuff
Day and we got some good questions on the Asking
Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
So this first question, you know, we can usually find
the answers to anything, but we could not find the
answer to this question.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who is the lady that plays in lover Boys video
Hot Girls Love.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
We looked, and we look, and there is no record
of that woman anywhere.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
They have the whole listing of the cast from the
video and they do not include the woman.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The members of Loverboys. Wow, she was a big standout
in the video.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
It's why guys watched right, exactly exactly and all it's
an old friend.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's New York Kenny.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Can we change all the Panera breads in Dallas to
Pantera Bread?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And Sir Benny bomb coffees and so marijuana dispensary, dimebag,
Daryl weed bag. I call it pan Terra not Panera Brett.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's not even a question, Nonny. It's not a yeah, Kenny,
you just want to talk. This is ask a stuff day,
not tell us stuff. Yes, you'll have another drink at
the casino. Kenny, turned that car around. Here's one thing
that's close. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
In Deep Elm there was a Burgner joint there for
a long time that It was a buddy of the
Pantera guys that ran a video bob and they sold
a hamburger that dimebagged. Derek created himself the Peanut Butter
Whizbang Sandwich.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Peanut Butter the whiz I don't know about it.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I haven't heard about that one, but I heard about
his blacktooth whiskey burger that they sold.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, that was a little bit later on. That's pretty
cool too.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah, this one had this was a cheeseburger, but it
had peanut butter melted all over it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Ooh, that does not sound good to me. No, I
just I've had a peanut butter hamburger one time. No, yeah,
pass I have been there yet. No, Ill, I will
order it the other way with everything on it. Lasso
must you haven't been that stoned yet?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Good?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, don't worry about. There's still time. I know. Okay,
here's another one for you.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Everywhere pumpers on the side of the road. Why is
it when a car is in an accident, they don't
pick up the pumper, They just leave it there.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hmm, that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So tow trucks typically do remove bumpers from the side
of the road as part of the debris clean up
after an accident. However, if you see a bumper left behind,
it's usually because it became loose from a vehicle as
part of a hit and run incident, or was poorly
secured during a dey repair job, making it easy to
detach and fall off while driving. Tow truck drivers, by
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the way, are required to sweep up debris, and a
bumper skin is worth money to a salvage company.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
But when they're really trying.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
To get rid of all the debris and you know,
free up the roadway so that traffic can get moving,
sometimes they'll leave a bumper behind, but they are required
to sweep everything up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, all right, moving along here, no one is there?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
An app or a website is where you could take
a picture of a bird feather and that'll tell you
what bird it came from, what type of bird that.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It came from.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yes, there is the US Fish and Wildlife Services Feather
Atlas website can identify feathers and the birds that they
came from, and they'll even count them for you. Like this,
you can search by color, pattern, size, any type of bird.
It's cool. You go to FWS dot gov slash lab
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slash feather Atlas. I had always heard that you could
use an.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
App to describe the bird and identify, but not the feather.
That's crazy, and there's an atlas.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay, here's no fight.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I was wondering what percentage of sales from Goodwill actually
go to organizations in need?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
First off, Goodwill is a nonprofit charity, and while many
charities spend a high percentage of their income on overhead
and fundraising, Goodwill does not. When you shop at their
stores or donate to Goodwill North Central Texas, for example,
ninety percent of that money goes back into their mission
service is nationwide. Goodwill is rated an A grade by
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Charity Watch. The money raise goes towards programs that help
people in need, including job training, job placement, and community support.
So their money really goes towards the programs. They're a nonprofit,
they're the charity.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah. See that's why it's called a charity program. Yeah.
And finally listen to this all right, bo I look
on web MD to find the sentence for a russ
cock off and I can't find them, so I need
some help, thank you. That is rush kockoff with an
ov because it's supposed to be the uh, the Russian
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version of venereal disease. Yes, I should have never done that,
damn joke yesterday on the first Monday. We never said
we'd make you smarter. It's the bow And then show
the boy. It's Saturday night. Let's go book for Where's good?
Clone Star ninety two five. The day is ask us
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stuff Day, and that's why we're here to answer your
questions about whatever you have a question about. Okay, and
this guy he actually has a question, So go ahead, sir, Hey,
bo I got a question for you to music question.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, what was the most popular band that never had
a top ten hit?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What was the most popular band that never had a
top ten Who looked at it right now? Oh Anna
Belle's looking it up. Enter to Google on the case
you Greating's Clearwater Revival. They never had a top ten.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Despite having several hugely popular songs like Proud Mary and
Bad Moon Rising, none of them ever reached the top ten.
Other notable bands without a top ten hit the Ramones,
Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, and The Grateful.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Dead Damn Now. The Grateful Dan had a hit called
Touch of Gray, but it never reached the top ten.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I never would have thought that.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh, okay, thanks guys, have a good day. You too, man,
you too? Any email questions that we have, Yeah, I
got a couple.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Okay, So we're all preparing for the lunar eclipse happening
Thursday into Friday. Somebody wants to know why is it
called a blood worm moon. So the blood worm moon
total lunary eclipse is named blood because the moon will
appear red. That's because the Sun's rays will pass through
the Earth's atmosphere and then be projected onto the Moon's surface.
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It's essentially Earth's sunset projected onto the moon.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Aha.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
As for the worm part, Native Americans called the last
full moon of winter the worm moon after the worm
trails that would appear in the newly thawed ground.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I never thought about. Yeah, I did not know that either.
And here's one.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
So everybody was making fun of Adrian Brody for his
long ass speech at the Academy Awards, and then, of
course the President's one hour and forty minute speech last week.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What was the longest speech ever given?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
So in nineteen fifty seven, the Indian politician VK. Krishna
Mennen spoke for nearly eight hours to the UN Security
Council defending India's position on Kashmere. Can you imagine sitting
there while one guy spoke for eight.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Full hour Nobody tried to kill him. No, I've at
least thrown something.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
At him, me too, dam or at least fallen asleep
and got a good eight hour now.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Exactly, here's one from Daniel and the colony. He says, uh,
bowing them. What is the origin of the F word? Oh, no,
great story. We've explained where shooting the finger came from.
But the origin of the F word, it's royal background. Well,
let's decide and cover this, Okay, okay, let's.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English
language today is the word out of all of the
English words that begin with a letter F. Fuck is
the only word that is referred to as the F word.
It's the one magical word just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fluck, as most words
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in the English language, is derived from German. The word fricken,
which means to strike in English, falls into many grammatical
categories as a transitive verb, for instance, john shirley. As
an intransitive verb Sureley folks. Its meaning is not always sexual.
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It can be used as an adjective, such as John's
doing all the fame work as part of an adverb
surely talks to work, much as an adverb enhancing an
adjective if Sureley is beautiful, as a noun, I don't
give up, as part of a word absolutely or incredible,
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and as almost every word in a sentence. As you
must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility
of as in these examples describing situations such as fraud,
I got at the used car, lot, dismay off it, trouble,
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I guess I'm really now, aggression, don't with me, buddy, difficulty,
I don't understand this question, inquiry, who was that dissatisfaction.
I don't like what the is going on here? In confidence,
he's a cough dismissal. Why don't you go outside and
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play hide and go yourself?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm sure you.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Can think of me any more examples. With all of
these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended? When you
use the word we say, use this unique, flexible word
more often than your daily speech. It will identify the
quality of your character. Immediately say it loudly and proudly
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read you.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I couldn't have explained it better myself. Dallas Fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. We are about to
play use your news for those thickest to see Jason
bonhams led Zeppelin Evening at the Majestic Theater on May
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the twenty first. And there is no theme today now,
not this week, not this week. Proferably yes, there you go,
but now it is time for the EDGI imcational part
of ly you listen and learn as time for did
you you know here's an amazing fact you didn't know
about it. We're going to start off with some more
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everyday things you never knew had names. Okay, for example, griffinage.
You know what griffinage is? No clue, that's illegible handwriting.
Oh oh yeah, like your doctor every day I had that.
How about tittle? No, it's not small breast. A tittle
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is the dot over an eye. Okay, that's called the tittle.
Did you know crapulence? You know what that is? Does
it have something to do with the restroom? Well, it's
the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking
too much. Okay, yeah, drinking drinking too much should be
called puculates. But that's neither here nor that. Yes, I
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love it. I'm going to use that today. Did you
know a Bennott device? You know what that is? Is
that when they use to try on shoes. Yeah, they
measure your feet at the shoe store with a Bennot
device is invented by some guy named Bank. Yes, uh,
strat opoject?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
What is.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Means having a fat ass?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
You?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Why don't you say fat ass?
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, that's easier. That's too many syllables. Fat asses? Just
do There is a word called perliss, perlicue, perlue Okay,
that's the space between your thumb and your forefinger. And
there's the newle. That is the white crescent shaped part
of your fingernack. The thing chanking, shanking is spitting out food.
(35:41):
There's also a word called pen. What what peen? That
is the opposite side of the hammer, striking side that's
used to pull out nail. Oh like ball peen hammer?
That did sound nasty when you said it, though, Yeah,
Bo says it. I got a pen man, I'll be
right back. Then there's soup full cup and what is that?
(36:04):
That is a cup that ketchup comes in at a restaurant.
Oh wow, it has a name, Yes, it has a name.
And then there's netiform. All right, that is something that
resembles a butt that is called that like a potato.
M All right, here's some other ones for you. Technically,
(36:25):
a moment is ninety seconds. The word moment debuted in
the thirteen ninety eight Oxford English Dictionary, and it says
there are forty moments in an hour, so that's ninety
seconds each. But obviously the definition has evolved to just
mean a short amount of time in just a moment. Yeah,
(36:46):
I'll be back in a moment. Give me a moment,
will you? Yeah? Did you know the only planet in
our solar system that is not named after a woman,
god or goddess. Is Earth really first comes from an
Old English word eartha, which means ground.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Cool, how boring and compared to the other Now the
other ones have cool names Venus and Mars.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, and then we're dirt dirt. Let's great, let's go
and visit the dirt planet that's not. Did you know
the busiest day of the year for Kentucky Fried Chicken
is uh Super Bowl Sunday. Mother's Day? You know, poor mom? Yeah, yeah,
give mom some KFC for Mother's Days so she didn't
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have to cook. Funny And did you know the Dallas
Cowboys were the first NFL team to make Nacho's popular
at their stadium with that fake gooey cheese. Oh that's
just nasties. Howard cosel ate them and talked about them
during a slow Monday night football game there in nineteen
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seventy eight, before the rest of the NFL really got
on board. That's what we like to do. We like
to innovators, gets it, because we're gonna play to your news.
Next on the boone and them shows a still thing.
(38:18):
It sounds like stomach noise, Yes, it does. On that
list that you didn't know what they were for. Call
it a bar bering me before we get them. Every
day around ten am we all lone start ninety two
to five. Okay, we have tickets to see Jason Bonhams
led Zeppelin Evening that's coming to the Majestic Theater in May.
(38:41):
And if you want to go and don't have the know,
all you gotta do is shoes. It's like all you
gotta do. Sometimes these are pretty tough, but not today.
Oh sure ball.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Sometimes we have a theme, but we had a theme
last week, so no theme today. You find the fake
headline I just made up, and you will win the
tickets to see Jason Bonham's Let Say Believe I Give
Him to Us is the fake headline headline number one.
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt haunts the booth where Daytona five
hundred is Taliban cool on the very track where the
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late legendary NASCAR driver won seventy six victories. The broadcast
studio where it's shared with the world has been plagued
with eerie reports of seeing his ghosts in the TV
booth while the race is taking place. It's kind of
expected every year says network employee who did not want
to be identified. I don't blame him. Or is it
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headline number two? Terrorist organization to krop dust major US
cities with LSD. Now, oh wow, ordinary citizens will turn
into drug craze maniacs, warned CIA. At least fifty ALTATA
pilots are waiting orders to fly over New York, Chicago,
and Los Angeles and duck Tom of mind bending LSD
(40:01):
in a chilling bid to start the sixties all over
again and destroy our will to fight man Texas always
gets left out. Yeah, yeah, a big operation. New Summer
of Love is a threat to America. R Is it
headline number three? Final proof of extraterrestrial life space alien
baby found by a Wyoming cattle rancher. Ah, how cute
(40:25):
wa wa wa That thing was thrashing around on the
floor of my barn, says stock reader, who wants to
remain anonymous. Federal authorities assigned to the case seized infant
et and have taken it to a research facility. We
think the space child was abandoned and left in this
man's barn, says the scientist. How did that baby sound weenen?
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Or is it headline number four Kentucky woman is the
world's fattest human. Oh no, she's bigger than a buick.
But I still love her, says husband. Who honey scale
crushing Gal says she has reached and exceeded her bizarre
goal that she set for herself more than a year
and a half ago. Some people aspire to climb Mount Everest.
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Some people want to swim the English Channel. I want
to eat myself into the record book, she says, and
well sheietled. Weighs three thousand and twenty one pounds a
ton and oh man, oh mother, Okay, So think of this?
Which one is the fake headline? Is it? Headline?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Hanks the booth where DAYTONA five
hundred is televised? Number two? Terrorist organization to crop dust
Major US cities with LSD number three final proof of
extraterrectorial life space alien baby found by Wyoming cattle rancher.
When when? When? Or number four? Kentucky woman is world's
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fattest human. She's bigger than a buick. But I love
he says husband. I love that. Okay, shut it? Loone
study wrong? Which one do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Is it this?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
One.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Uh that would be a car. I think this one
definitely came from your brain. Ay O, got it this time.
That's the first one you've gotten a long time. I'm
proud of you there. Okay, two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one nine two five? Find
the fake headline. You'll win the Jason Bottom tickets. Okay,
(42:28):
bon Then show go away he gave up bond them?
Show which one do you think is the fake headline?
Number four? Number four? Kentucky Woman is world's fatish human
shake better than buick. But I love her? Uh No,
that is a real headline, true story. Yeah, but you
know what, she found a man to lover, so yeah
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for her sweet Yeah, but she's still a fat bitch.
We should play Kentucky Woman by Deep Purple for her
some days three and twenty one one pounds as a fact.
Look at it all right, Let's go to the next one.
Then show them, show which one do you think is
the fake headline? Turn your ready out out? Okay, which
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one do you think is the fake headline? Number one?
Number one, Ghost of Dale Earnhardt hunts the booth where
DAYTONA five hundred is televised. Oh damn it. Dammit, damn it, dammit,
I almost had you.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Actually, I only fooled one guy, and that was it.
The only one guy. Oh, well you know why I
got it.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Why because it's the only one that took place in Texas.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Oh, it's a Texas story. DAYTONA five hundred that was
in Texas.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Well, all right, but he was killed here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Okay, that's all right, okay, all right, who is this proper?
Robert Lee? What you doing, Robert Lee? Hadn't you talked
to you in a while? I've been just sitting around
the list of y'all. Well, that's right, that's not time
well spent. But we appreciate God bless you. Right, hang
(44:14):
on just a minute, we'll hook you up, Robert. Okay,
all right there sitting next to Robert at a Roger
Waters concert.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Hey, coming up next hour, Bo and I are going
to open up that lone star ticket window to give
away tickets to see Zebra's fiftieth anniversary tour when it
comes to the House of Blues April twenty seventh. If
you want to go, just be listening around eight forty
when we give those away here on Dallas Forwards. Classic
rock Lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Fine, sweet child of mind, you might still get an
axe woman lone Star ninety two to five. You know
this time of the morning, as always, traffic is extremely
tied up, shall we say, And since I smell letter,
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it's time for the Mistress of the Highways and byeways.
It's time for trafficking bondage with the one and only
Linda lash Alady, who's ready for a good beating.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I brought my Irish saliy because I'm gearing up for
the Saint Patrick's Day parade this Saturday. Uh huh, oh yeah,
look a here, I have my lebro condoms for the
lash down Greenville.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Last Mistress, it's the dash down Greenville. Really bo Yes
you say dash, I say lash like that and that.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Oh yes, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
On Saturday, I'll be ordering of quite a few horny leprecaws.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Wait to go get your freak on, girl, bow. Horny
leprecauns are drinks.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Oh but I do like the way you think, and
for that I won't hit your shamrocks.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh good good, I know.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
All right.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Let's check that drive traffic is inching along at a
snail's pace in Fort Worth, where we have an accident
involving an eighteen wheeler that lost its low lost is
over by jism trail parguay Oh okay. In Irving, get
ready for slowdowns after a truck rammed into a sedan's
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bumper on one eight three.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Near oh Connor.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah. I love it when people get rear ended and
a tow truck on the scene getting out the chains.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Bow, the chain gets the chain.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah. I love that sain Lick Market leaves on your
bags for you.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's supposed to hurt you.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Bow.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
In Frisco on the.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Towway and let's get it on. I mean Lebanon, a
stall vehicle is blocking the left lane. You're gonna have
to whip around that stall. Be ah ti Yeah. In
North Dallas on a wrappa ho, it's slow on the
hole because of a.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Little mishaf Yeah. Yeah, big shocker if you insist both Yes,
shock car. I hope you're driving the works. Oh so painful.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I'm Linda lash with your traffic in bunh It's painful.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Thanks for the stars, Dallas for worse. Classic rock lone
Star ninety two five. Now remember in the lone Star
ticket window at eight forty we have tickets to see Zebra.
They're coming for their fiftieth anniversary tour at the House
of Blues in April. Annabelle will come up with the
right number caller, and if you're that right number coller,
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you get the tickets. All right, Okay, there's some sad news. No,
I never met this guy, but I have sure used
his product. Bob Rivers, the longtime Seattle radio host known
for his musical parodies that we play on the show
on several occasions, died yesterday from complications of esophagal cancer.
(48:13):
He was sixty eight years old. Now it wasn't Christmas
without a bomber. Rivers twisted too, I know, right, walking
around in women's underwear was funny. We play a lot
of his stuff. He dominated Seattle morning radio for twenty
five years, and his signature twisted tunes parodies had become
a staple of radio nationwide, including here. Born July seventh,
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nineteen fifty six, in Honolulu and raised in Branford, Connecticut,
Rivers had a long passion for radio. His first on
the air moment came at the age of five when
he won a call in contest, and by the age
of fourteen, he had launched a high school radio station
out of a janitor's closet. By the time he turned sixteen,
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he was on the air professionally and getting paid after
early success in Boston and Baltimore, where he famously stayed
on the air for two hundred and fifty eight straight
hours during the Orioles record breaking losing Street stunt that
led directly to his job offer at Seattle's KISW ninety
nine point nine FM in nineteen eighty nine. So this guy,
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we've played a lot of his stuff, you've heard him.
So tomorrow we're going to feature a lot of Bob
Rivers parody songs. Yeah, fun with music. Day's going to
be a big tribute. Yeah yeah. I'll have a mashup
that has nothing to do with that. But we got
a bunch of his stuff that we'll play.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Have to play the one that came out right after
COVID started, the washer Hands to the Beatles, the.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
One you better wash your hands, sure hand hey.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
For years, Southwest Airlines has been known for its two
bags fly free policy, a major draw for millions of travelers,
but soon that perk will be a thing of the past.
It's true a fifty four year era is coming to
an end in the airline business, and passengers aren't happy.
Southwest Airlines announced that it will no longer allow passengers
to check their bags for free. The Dallas based airline
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had already announced plans last year to end its open
seating policy. Both the bags fly free policy and open
seating have been key positives for Southwest since its founding
Back in nineteen seventy one. Southwest was the only major
US airline that allowed passengers to check two bags for free,
setting it apart from other competitors. But beginning May twenty
(50:31):
eighth this year, passengers booking flights will have to pay.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
For checked luggage, probably fifty dollars a bag.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Passengers with a List loyalty status will continue to receive
two free check bags. One check bag will remain freing
for customers with a co branded Southwest credit card.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
So there you have it. Oh okay, Yeah, I kind
of knew that would be coming sooner or later.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Now with American Airlines that credit card, it used to
say you could get free bags, and then they kind
of like changed it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
You have to read the fine print. Yeah, that's really
too fine to even read.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Yeah, I'm not looking forward to flying for the first
time since COVID. Soon I'll report back my frustrations. We
have a lot of frustrations in easier parts about athletes
sidelined with injuries and classic rock artists and tours also
sideline for health reasons.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, we have to add Billy Joel to that list. Now.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Unfortunately, Billy Joel's tour has been delayed at least four months.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
He's recovering from a recent surgery.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
The eight shows that he's missing or rescheduled, they'll take
place about a year later than they were normally going
to and it's unknown what Billy Joel had surgery for.
His team said he's expected to make a full recovery
from it, though he's going to undergo physical therapy and
resume's tour at Akroshuer Stadium in Pittsburgh. That's in July,
just after the fourth and his last performance for the
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Interruption was February twenty second in Uncasville, Connecticut. Now, while
he regrets postponing any shows, he says his help must
come first. He looks forward to getting back on the stage,
sharing the joy live music with his fans, and he
says thank you for your understanding, he wrote in a
Billy Joel's state.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Oh and you know, on that show on February twenty second,
he fell, remember, yes, and everybody thought he hurt himself,
but he bounced back up. But I'm wondering if the
surgery had anything to do with that praysical therapy in there.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
So yeah. Yeah. A homeowner's failed attempt to make s'mores
likely sparked last weekend's brush fire on Long Island.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
A person near the area was trying to make the
melty marshmallow treat Saturday morning, but could not light a
fire because it was too windy, so he lit some
cardboard on fire, which blew out of his hand and
caused the homeowner's backyard to go up in flames. The
backyard fire was extinguished around ten thirty am, but the
brush fire was then reported at twelve fifty seven pm,
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about an eighth of a mile away from the schmores incident,
that burned through over six hundred acres. The investigation remains active.
This guy's probably clenching his butt cheeks. Wonder if he's
gonna be charged or forced to pay for the damage. Yeah, eh,
this is kind of funny. The fort Worth Police Department
pulled out a Kendrick Lamar inspired dis track directed toward
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Dallas after a billboard to recruit new officers from fort
Worth went up in the city, oh On Friday, fort
Worth PD put out a music video set to a
beat similar to Lamar's Not Like Us. The video shows
an officer driving past the Dallas Police recruitment billboard that
went up in fort Worth and shaking his head. Before
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the song begins, he says, say, d I like your
city throwing up the prince stuff. That's a real pity.
The song then brings up a number of local officers
who made the jump from DPD to fort Worth PD.
Numbers don't lie. Why you throwing up a board? Last
time I checked it, we took fourteen of yours.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Oho.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
It was, of course. In the video, a Dallas Police
Department badge is shown getting knocked off of officer's shelves,
revealing the Fort Wort Police badge. Nice very creative fort
Worth oh Man uh. The nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS
Harry S. Truman was involved in a collision with a
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merchant ship near Egypt in the Mediterranean Sea. It's not
clear what caused the collision between the U S warship
and the fishing boat, but a spokesperson for the US
Navy said it did not result in any flooding on
board the Truman, and its nuclear propulsion system was unaffected.
Don't these expensive warships have a guidance system that can
tell of a whale farts in the water. That this
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ship had another ship and hid it in the middle.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
Of the ocean.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Someone was asleep at the wheel. You think that the
USS Harry Truman would have had some sort of sophisticated
radar system that would have seen the other vessel coming
straight toward you. No injuries were reported on either vessel,
though the merchant ship sustained some damage. According to a
Navy official, you didn't see it coming. Forget the radar.
(55:10):
You didn't see it. Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Don Henley, who is a good friend
of our boy, Richard Bowden. They grew up together in Lynden, Texas,
and so they know each other. I think Richard tried
to keep him from getting bullied sometimes. So they're old friends.
(55:31):
They're old and dear friends. And Don lives here in
North Texas part of the time. Got a nice place here, Okay,
who want our tickets to go see Zebra? He's a
Burley boy.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
I love Burlington, Texas Kelvin Baker and I think he's
taking his brother Celsius to the show.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
And that's okay. Ask us stuff, Dave. Here's the email
from John Cunningham. He says, when do you all start
planning the drive or do y'all already have them set
up for next year already? I'm asking because I started
a new job out in Midland and wanted to check
if and when it was scheduled so I could possibly
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make a trip for it on our off weekend. So
Blood Drives, we don't really know where we're gonna go
just yet.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah, and you know they had one date on the calendar,
but they've taken it off, so I guess they're still
working on the final schedule. But it's gonna run June
ninth through June fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
We just don't just don't know where just yet.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Yeah, we'll always be at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth.
We just don't know whether it's gonna be the first
day of the Blood Drive or the last day of
the Blood Drive this year.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yeah, we saw an email that said it was gonna
be a Friday the thirteenth Billy Bob's who were waiting
for confirmation. I did just find out two days ago
that on Saturday the fourteenth, I'll be doing the broadcast.
So we're going to do five morning show broadcast during
the week. The Saturday the fourteenth, one will be me
live at Nebraska Furniture.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I was gonna say, that's where you were last year,
that's where we joined you.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Yeah, y'all came out and cracked open the cocktails and
we had a party.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Thank you for joining me for that. We do that again.
Come on, but no, we we don't know. But I
know when we go to Billy Bobs, you know where
we're going after Railhead. June sixth through the fourteenth is
Blood Drive this year. June Yes, okay, June sixth is
d Day. That's right. Okay. Coming up, we are gonna
(57:33):
talk about what we got for time wasters, So stick
around and find out, because who doesn't want to waste
time every once in a while. Yeah. I love the
rest of it too, especially the good parts. You know
what I'm Yeah, didn't you say A friend of yours
got a hold of one of those Ranger hats. Yeah,
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so apparently he's like a huge Rangers fan.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
So right when they sent out the announcement about these
new hats, he ordered one and it got through before
the Rangers scrapped it because instead of Texas Rangers, it
has Texas with the tea in the middle that says tetas,
which are boobs in Spanish.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Okay, do you think he'd let me borrow it just
so we could take a couple of pictures on that
we definitely need to. Well, it was a fun show today.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
It was we learned about pseudo Mama, Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Mama, Yeah, mama, that's close enough.
Speaker 4 (58:30):
And we learned all about the blood worm moon and
ask us stuff today which is coming up on Friday
overnight when you're heading to work the lunar eclipse is
going to be taking place both.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Well, now here's a big surprise. I have a bit
about it. Do you really? I will play it probably,
I'll play it on either Thursday or Friday morning. Okay,
it's technically gonna be Friday morning, right, I'm looking forward
to it.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
So when I wake up to take the dog out.
I'll get to see the blood red moon and then
you're going to be driving in.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
The blood Is this going to be one of those
red moons where it's ten times bigger than it normally
is in the sky?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
You know how sometimes that happens. That's when it's close
to the horizon. Yeah, because the light is reflected off
the atmosphere makes it look big like that.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
And by the way, with the total lunary eclipse, we
can stare directly at it, not all with the sun.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
Okay, thanks, what don't you stare at the moon? Don't
lose your eyes? Boy, we don't need our part. Yeah, okay,
So up next is our I have to show decompression
session on the Facebook quickie. Today we're going to meet
with the man. Oh yeah, the occasionally you gotta meet
with the man. Yeah. Bring snacks, yeah, because it's probably
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gonna take a little while, but you know, they gotta
have everything. I have a list Carol hour, talk you
guys about We'll keep it to fifteen minutes this time, yeah, right,
sure you will. The last time it was what fort
to an hour? No, it was fifty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
After this show, we are tore up from the floor
of and we don't feel like listening to somebody talk
to boss about stuff. We love your boss, but we
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Just try to keep it to under thirty minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think we can do that. So we'll see you
on the after show decompression session. Yeah, maybe a quick one,
but we'll talk about something something I don't know, but
we will. So Tomorrow Fun with Music Day is we'll
pay tribute to the late great Bob Rivers who passed away.
(01:00:48):
He has given us so many parody songs, and I'm
gonna play a bunch of them too, all right, Bob
was Kevin Twitter Bitches, I Hey bye,
I mean now, I women, I ain't been no women,
been sitting in my cham man, growing out my head man,
sleeping out the chim man.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I know some place you used to go. I ain't
been no man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
As you might have figured out, that was a song
during the COVID nineteen days five years ago. Can you
imagine five years ago? Yesterday was the anniversary of the
COVID nineteen pandemic.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I remember it as if it was yesterday, because we
scrambled and we got everybody to start working from home.
So many people had to start working from home, but
you and Jimmy and Randy and I we remained here
at the offices.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, we had somebody come in here and just disinfect
the hell out of this place because I wanted to
come in. I didn't want to work from home. I've
got all my weapons right here, and when I met home,
I can't use them.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I remember our boss asking us like, Anna, is there
a reason why you're still going up to the office.
And I was like, well, I can't do everything that
you have me doing from home. If you want, I'll
stay home, not a problem. And I said, but then
I can't do this, this, this, and this and she goes, no,
you need to continue to come.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
To the office when you throw logic at them and
they go, oh, well, maybe I should have thought this throw.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was one of our coworkers that was was Anna's
still coming up to the station because they were still
coming up. And then when I said it, she goes, no,
you need to come up. And then that person was
the first person out of everyone to get COVID up here.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Really wow, it was really just this morning show and
nothing else.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
These shows, yeah, afternoon shows too. Okay, this was uh,
we were the only ones in the entire building for
a while.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And I board up. Matt Catherine was here too, Yes,
yes he was. He was still coming up because we
needed to do programs.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So there's a little ditty for you for the anniversary
of COVID nineteen. So many memories, but thank god it's old. Yes,
really really really yeah. Let's see what we're celebrating today.
We're celebrating Girl Scout Day. Yay, Girl Scout Day, which
was formed on Today's day in nineteen twelve by Juliette
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Gordon Lowell, who brought together eighteen girls in her hometown
of Savannah, Georgia. Lowe wanted girls to be prepared to
face the world with courage, character and confidence. Thank you, Daisy.
Were you ever a girl Scout?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was a Brownie and then a girl Scout. My
mom led the troop.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Wow, Girl Scout Day happens after Girl Scout Cookie season
is over.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't know. It should be kind of back to back,
shouldn't it. We should make a phone call. It is
National Working Mom's Day. This day was created by Working
Moms of Milwaukee, a group of women who had gathered
together to talk about issues that matter to moms in
their community. I know it must have been a mom
with small children having Yeah. It is also a National
(03:03):
Baked Scallops Day.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yum.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Grilled scallops. Baked scallops get to me because you know
there are over four hundred speecies of those tasty things
in the ocean. Four hundred. Yeah. They're expensive as hell
right now? Yeah they are. I'm gonna need a lot
of cocktail sauce forwards. Bologna is expensive right now? Yeah?
For dessert, how about a candy bar? It's National Milky
Way Day. Yum. You ever frozen a milky way before
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you eat it?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah? Old man, he hadn't done it. You'll thank me
later for bringing that up. It's registered Dietitian nutritionalist day.
Those folks would probably frown on both those items we
just mentioned, bake scallops and a milky Way bar. They're
just trying to get you to eat healthy result everything
in moderation.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, as long as you don't have a whole bag
of milky Ways, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It is World against Cipher's censorship. The government can't censor
the Internet, but they keep trying to. It's national plan
a flower day. Okay, that's nice. Maybe some tulip since
they canceled Tulapalooza and walks the hatchet this past weekend,
or the storm tore a bunch of them. Yes, it's
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blue bonnets be coming though, and it's National Alfred Hitchcock Day?
Is it his birthday? Well known as the Master of suspense,
Hitchcock is celebrated each year on March twelfth. The day
does not fall on his birthday or death date, so
it's unclear why exactly it's celebrated. When it is a mystery, Well,
he was the master of mystery. Favorite Hitchcock movie. Come on,
(04:36):
oh birds, birds. Yeah, that's a good one with birds.
Absolutely terrified my big sister for years with Tippy Hedron,
who was Hitchcock's She was hit on by him many times,
way before the hashtag me too movement. It's also I
like Verdigo and rear Window. Oh yes, it's hard to
(04:57):
pick just one. Yeah, So here we are. We got
sports of all sorts coming up, the freaking bull file
and then our first round of ask the Stuff questions
around seven to ten, So it's time to do our morning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes, oh, seven fifty two's your nerves for those Jason
Bonham led Zeppelin evening tickets.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're coming to the jet all right, so it's time
to Oh, we'll come on, man, what's your favorite welcome
We'll come on. That's what I thought you shoud I'm
just making sure Dallas Horrors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. It is six thirty, and you know what
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that means. It's time for sports brought to you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
By the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers go to
willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, it seems no public gathering in Dallas is safe
for Mavericks General manager Nico Harrison. Oh no, what happened. Now,
more than a month after orchestrating the deal that sent
our fan favorite player Luca to the Lakers, fans are
still pissed off about it, and you can imagine why.
And now they're starting channing fire Nico, Fire, Nico Yeah,
(06:09):
and unlikely places, such as during a Medieval times dinner.
A video clip shows the dinner theater crowd repeating the
now familiar call for Harrison's job. Fans at the American
Airline Center has started a similar chance during Mavericks and
Stars games. There have also been reports of channing at
FC Dallas games and even at an SMU Mustang's basketball game.
(06:33):
Everywhere he goes. Not hard to understand why. Anthony Davis,
who came to Dallas as part of the Luca trade,
got injured in his first game with the Mavericks on
February eighth, and no date has been set for his return.
Kyrie Irving suffered a torn acl on his left knee
last week. He'll be out for the rest of the season.
The MAVs are also currently without Derek Lively, Daniel Gafford,
(06:56):
Oliver Maxen's, prosper PJ Washington, and Jaden Hardy Old team. Practically,
this goes from bad to worst. Even Dallas's newest player,
Kai Jones, who was signed by the team last week,
He's out with a quad injury already. And on top
of all that, the Mavericks announced a nearly nine percent
increase in season ticket prices for next season. Yep wow.
(07:20):
By the way, the MAVs are staying in San Antonio
to night to play the Spurs after beating them on Monday.
Tip off Heavens at seven.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
O'clock, and JEFFK has tickets if you want to win
some tickets to see what's left of the MAVs this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Jeffk might be playing ball with the MAVs.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Hey. The Texas Rangers are going to put their newly
created Rangers Sports Network broadcasting production company under the hot
lights for the first time, starting today at three this afternoon.
The network will broadcast the Rangers exhibition game against Cincinnati
on CW thirty three, along with twenty five other stations
in the five state viewing territory and on the Victory
(07:58):
Plus app. The Texas Rangers will also broadcast the two
exhibition games in Arlington March twenty fourth and twenty fifth,
which are going to be very close to opening day
for now, fans should probably look at the broadcast as
more of a dress rehearsal, not only for the players
but also for the broadcast crew.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
While the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Aren't expecting any technological glitches, they do want to be
prepared for them and have them all ironed out before
the season opener are March twenty seventh against Boston.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And that's that. Globelive felt Yes, Globe first fich as
you know, is it? Three to five five?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Kyrie Irving not the only frustrated athlete there with wounds
and boo boos. Tiger Woods is hurt too and recently
had surgery for a ruptured achilles tender. Boy, I'll take
it out of your golf game, which will keep him
out of the Masters and leaves in question whether he
can play in any other major championship the rest.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Of the twenty twenty five year.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What's posted about the development and a social media accounts
saying how long he expected to be out any other
details accepted surgery went well, We're kind of kept to
a minimum. Such surgeries involved smaller incisions. Recovery time is
quicker for something like this, but most recoveries can take
at least a month before someone can even put any
weight at all on that foot.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Again, bo is wincing over here.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I know about putting weight on sit yeahho near that leg.
Two time Masters champion Bernard Langer had a tear in
his achilles tendon last year that kept him out for
ninety days. Doctor Charlton Stuck into the hospital for Special
Surgery in West Palm performed the surgery on Woods. He
said in the post the surgery went smoothly. We expect
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to full recovery. The Masters is coming up real quick.
April tenth through the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, one of the Cowboys All Pro players is returning
to the team and avoiding free agency. Cavante Turpin, who
was slated to be a restricted free agent, has now
agreed to an extension that it keeps him with the
team for at least three more years. That makes me
feel a lot better. Turfin, the only player in the
NFL with both a kickoff and punt return for a
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touchdown last season, is expected to land a three year
contract worth up to eighteen million dollars. Now that would
make Turpin not only the highest special team player in
the league, but in NFL history, and I think he
deserves to be the highest player at his position more
than Dak Prescott does. Well. Yeah, he proves himself, doesn't he. Yeah.
(10:31):
But what makes Turpin even more valuable is the offensive
production he showed last year. He caught thirty one passes
for four hundred and twenty yards of this past season.
Over the last two years, Turpin is the only NFL
player to have at least five hundred receiving yards and
one thousand kickoff return yards. So I'm glad we're going
to keep the man.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah. Two men were charged in the deaths of three
Kansas City Chiefs fans whose bodies were found in a
backyard two days after they got to go there to
watch the final game of the regular season in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You remember this story, though, Oh so.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Jordan Willis and Ivory Carson are each charged with three
counts of involuntary manslaughter and two counts of delivery of
a controlled substance in a case that gained widespread attention
on social media and in the news. And what's really
sad is that these two guys who were charged with
this were friends of the deceased. Their bonds said at
one hundred thousand dollars cash only. Speculation about what happened
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started after thirty eight year old Ricky Johnson, thirty six
year old Clayton mcguinney, and thirty seven year old David
Harrington were all found dead in Willis's Kansas City, Missouri
yard on January ninth of twenty twenty four, after mcguinea's
fiance went looking for him because he never showed up
at home. A doctor with a forensic lab later determined
that the combined toxicity of fetanhyl and cocaine killed the guys.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh and you.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Look at their picture, the last picture they took from
this party, you would say those guys would never do
fetanyl or guess what they did never know? Must have
been some football watching party at that house.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
One North Texas high school football team's coaching staff just
got a lot more star studded Pro Football Hall of
Famer and TCU legend Leddanian Tomlinson is the new run
game coordinator and the new running backs coach at the
Oak Ridge School in Arlington.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The school announced yesterday.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Tomlinson set multiple NCAA rushing records at TCU before being
drafted number five overall by the San Diego Chargers back
in one Now. During his eleven season NFL career, he
got five Pro Bowl selections, He won the six NFL
MVP Award, and he became the league's seventh all time
leading rusher with just under fourteen thousand yards Wow, thirteen thousand,
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six hundred change. Tomlinson was inducted into the Pro Football
Hall of Fame in twenty seventeen. That cemented his legacy
as one of the greatest running backs in history.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And he's our Arlington homeboy now.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And I think he's most proud of that rap that
he did during the TCU football games.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh no, it's him. Don't forget the dance he did
with it. I don't know if he'll ever live that down,
at least not on this show. I love the guy,
I really do. But that was the stupidest thing I
think I've ever seen it on the Jumbo truck And
we were sitting right by the Jumbo tron going are
(13:26):
you believing what the guys Adam pac Man Jones remember him.
He says that he cheated every drug test during his
NFL career and never got caught. Are you serious. In
an appearance on Dion Sanders show We Got Time Today,
pac Man was asked if he would have been a
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different player if the NFL had been more lenient on
marijuana use back then. He said, well, I never stopped
smoking weed. I always smoked while I played and after
I played it even now. He added that he cheated
on the NFL's rug testing program back in the day
by using someone else's pee to pass and never used
his own. Wings No. When Sanders said he couldn't happen
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though with Jones Today, replied, it can happen if you
know what you're doing. Apparently he needs to make a
video and then listen to this. Sumo. Mam Ma ma
mam Ma Ma Ma ma Mamo is the actual name
of a Japanese race horse that recently claimed its first win.
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Was dubbed the horse that makes commentators cry because of
his tongue twister name. How many mamos is that? I
don't know. I just started looking. There's a whole bunch
of damn. I don't know if I stopped at the
right place at seven of them or something. The three
year old mayor claimed victory at Tokyo's Oi Race course
a couple of weeks ago, and has since become somewhat
of a celebrity on Japanese media. Its name, which is
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based on a Japanese tongue twister that basically means plums
and peaches are both peaches, captured people's imagination and now
everyone is rooting for her to win just so they
can hear the race commentator struggling to say, Sumo, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, mama, mama, mama.
That even hurts my lips just doing that's hysteric. Mana
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mana all right, freaking full of file. Next fung a
boe in them shola. You know what that song makes
me want to go? Sumo Mama, Ma, ma, coming up
our first round of ask is stuff questions here on
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the old Bow and Them Show. But now it's time
for the freaking full file. A Chinese man has been
banned from an all you can eat buffet for eating
several pounds of pork and shrimp on every visit, causing
the business to lose too much money. Well, what did
they expect? It reminded me of of Jo. You'll go,
(16:03):
you hit a four hour you'll scare my wife. That
was awesome. The guy known only as Kang was banned
from the seafood barbecue buffet in Changsha City simply because
he can eat way more than the average patron. He
admitted that he ate three pounds of port during his
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first visit to the restaurant and four to five pounds
of shrimp on his second visit before getting banned permanently.
But Kang considers that he is beating discriminated against because
of his extremely healthy appetite. The owner obviously disagrees, saying
he'll never be allowed in his restaurant ever again. You'll
(16:47):
go now, I can eat a lot. Is that my fault?
Mister Kang rhetorically asked reporters during a recent interview, adding
that he never wasted any food. He ate every last
of everything he had on his plate, just like his
mom told him to day, or he couldn't get up
from the table. Every time he comes here, I ruse money,
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the restaurant owner said. When Kanga is the port trotter's
which his pigs feet, he consumes the whole tray of them,
and for shrimp, customers usually used tongs to pick them up.
Oh not this long gooded boy. He grabs him with
his hand. Oh no, he takes every single one of them.
He takes all of him. The article didn't say how
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much this guy weighed, but I bet he's a walking basketball.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh man, that is crazy, Big Black Buddha. All right,
let's travel to the Florida Keys. A man in the
Florida Keys was arrested for DUI after he was found
outside his truck absolutely naked, dancing and smoking marijuana, or
as it's known in the Florida Keys.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Deputy say they received galls about a reckless driver and
headed out on the to find him. They eventually discovered
a truck stopped on the shoulder, and they saw a
man wearing nothing but a construction hard hat on his head,
the one over.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
His shoulders, and dancing to rap music.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
As deputies were trying to take him into custody, he
pulled a pipe out of his hard hat tried to
smoke marijuana right there in front of them before they
handcuffed him. The man was identified his fifty five year
old Timothy Mahoney, who's from Montgomery, New York, and was
visiting the Keys. He was charged with DUI possession of
drug equipment marijuana possession, resisting an officer, and an ugly
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ass body out.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
All right, We're not done with the naked news just yet.
This one's from Dover, New Hampshire. You guys remember the
movie Deer Hunter. Remember when Janiro was super drunk running
down the street in the middle of the night, and
somehow he's stripping and running at the same time.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
God, I barely remember that from the tearing.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Off his clothes, but he's running a zillion miles an
hour after the wedding car Well, this guy basically did
the same thing after crashing a car he just stole.
In New Hampshire, thirty five year old Sean p Weiener
a name yeah, ran from the cops and stripped off
all his clothes while crossing a busy highway at the
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same time.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Come on, let's give my head over. Man out. How
do you strip while you're running really fast?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
He tried to get away, he caused traffic to swerve
to avoid hitting the buck naked running man, and police
caught up with the guy and arrested him for indecent
exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, littering than additional charges because
the car he crashed well, he just stole it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh, it wasn't even his.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
He stole it and he took off Sean p. Weener
from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Everybody. At least he lives up to his name. Yeah,
likes to show off his name and literal these stupid ashes.
Learn how many stories like this have we done in
the last few years. Woman who turned to a bogus
rent a Hitman website to have an assassin killer ex
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husband was recently convicted for solicitation of murder. Now, on
the Internet, you can find just about any kind of
information or service if you put in the work and
do some research. But when it comes to hiring someone
to kill somebody, you should pass that website by because
that's where cops are just waiting for someone to log
(20:27):
on so they can start there. They're looking for the
keyword hit man. Yes. Yeah. Wendy Wine, a fifty two
year old woman from Michigan who wanted her ex husband dead,
found the website rent a Hitman dot Com and assume
it was legitimate business where vengeful people like her could
find professionals to do their dirty work for us. It
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won't surprise anyone that this wasn't the case. And she
is now facing at least ten years behind bar. Sometimes
they make it so easy for cops. Rent a hitman
dot Com promises confidentiality and vost about complying with HIPPA,
which apparently stands for the non existent hit Man Information
Privacy and Protection Act of nineteen sixty four. The website
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is used by police to bust people who want somebody murdered,
and it features testimonies from satisfied customers, including women who
caught their husband's cheating and had them killed without getting caught. Well,
this bitch got caught and now she's looking at hard
time plenty in prison. Yeah, that's hysterically police. When will
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they ever learn?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Hey, coming up next hour, choose your news. You picked
the story that Bow made up, and lucky you, you're
gonna get tickets to see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening
at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, May twenty first. That's
coming up around seven point fifty right here on the
Bow and Them show on Dallas. Fort Worth's classic rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
How many times have you heard somebody say, well, you're
knowing the long run, it'll be better off for all
of it at least once a day around here, especially,
and I'm sure whatever business you guys are in, you
probably hear the same thing that you picture.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
We hear it again today during our meeting at ten fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh yeah, there's that. Okay. Today is ask us Stuff
Day and we got some good questions on the Asking
Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
So this first question, you know, we can usually find
the answers to anything, but we could not find the
answer to this question.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who is the lady that plays in lover Boys video
Hot Girls Love.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
We looked, and we look, and there is no record
of that woman anywhere.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
They have the whole listing of the cast from the
video and they do not include the woman.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The members of Loverboys. Wow, she was a big standout
in the video.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
It's why guys watched right, exactly exactly and all it's
an old friend.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's New York Kenny.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Can we change all the Panera breads in Dallas to
Pantera Bread?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And Sir Benny bomb coffees and so marijuana dispensary, dimebag,
Daryl weed bag. I call it pan Terra not Panera Brett.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's not even a question, Nonny. It's not a yeah, Kenny,
you just want to talk. This is ask a stuff day,
not tell us stuff. Yes, you'll have another drink at
the casino. Kenny, turned that car around. Here's one thing
that's close. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
In Deep Elm there was a Burgner joint there for
a long time that It was a buddy of the
Pantera guys that ran a video bob and they sold
a hamburger that dimebagged. Derek created himself the Peanut Butter
Whizbang Sandwich.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Peanut Butter the whiz I don't know about it.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I haven't heard about that one, but I heard about
his blacktooth whiskey burger that they sold.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, that was a little bit later on. That's pretty
cool too.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah, this one had this was a cheeseburger, but it
had peanut butter melted all over it.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Ooh, that does not sound good to me. No, I
just I've had a peanut butter hamburger one time. No, yeah,
pass I have been there yet. No, Ill, I will
order it the other way with everything on it. Lasso
must you haven't been that stoned yet?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Good?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, don't worry about. There's still time. I know. Okay,
here's another one for you.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Everywhere pumpers on the side of the road. Why is
it when a car is in an accident, they don't
pick up the pumper, They just leave it there.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hmm, that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So tow trucks typically do remove bumpers from the side
of the road as part of the debris clean up
after an accident. However, if you see a bumper left behind,
it's usually because it became loose from a vehicle as
part of a hit and run incident, or was poorly
secured during a dey repair job, making it easy to
detach and fall off while driving. Tow truck drivers, by
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the way, are required to sweep up debris, and a
bumper skin is worth money to a salvage company.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
But when they're really trying.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
To get rid of all the debris and you know,
free up the roadway so that traffic can get moving,
sometimes they'll leave a bumper behind, but they are required
to sweep everything up.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, all right, moving along here, no one is there?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
An app or a website is where you could take
a picture of a bird feather and that'll tell you
what bird it came from, what type of bird that.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It came from.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yes, there is the US Fish and Wildlife Services Feather
Atlas website can identify feathers and the birds that they
came from, and they'll even count them for you. Like this,
you can search by color, pattern, size, any type of bird.
It's cool. You go to FWS dot gov slash lab
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slash feather Atlas. I had always heard that you could
use an.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
App to describe the bird and identify, but not the feather.
That's crazy, and there's an atlas.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Okay, here's no fight.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I was wondering what percentage of sales from Goodwill actually
go to organizations in need?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
First off, Goodwill is a nonprofit charity, and while many
charities spend a high percentage of their income on overhead
and fundraising, Goodwill does not. When you shop at their
stores or donate to Goodwill North Central Texas, for example,
ninety percent of that money goes back into their mission
service is nationwide. Goodwill is rated an A grade by
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Charity Watch. The money raise goes towards programs that help
people in need, including job training, job placement, and community support.
So their money really goes towards the programs. They're a nonprofit,
they're the charity.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah. See that's why it's called a charity program. Yeah.
And finally listen to this all right, bo I look
on web MD to find the sentence for a russ
cock off and I can't find them, so I need
some help, thank you. That is rush kockoff with an
ov because it's supposed to be the uh, the Russian
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version of venereal disease. Yes, I should have never done that,
damn joke yesterday on the first Monday. We never said
we'd make you smarter. It's the bow And then show
the boy. It's Saturday night. Let's go book for Where's good?
Clone Star ninety two five. The day is ask us
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stuff Day, and that's why we're here to answer your
questions about whatever you have a question about. Okay, and
this guy he actually has a question, So go ahead, sir, Hey,
bo I got a question for you to music question.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, what was the most popular band that never had
a top ten hit?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What was the most popular band that never had a
top ten Who looked at it right now? Oh Anna
Belle's looking it up. Enter to Google on the case
you Greating's Clearwater Revival. They never had a top ten.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Despite having several hugely popular songs like Proud Mary and
Bad Moon Rising, none of them ever reached the top ten.
Other notable bands without a top ten hit the Ramones,
Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, and The Grateful.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Dead Damn Now. The Grateful Dan had a hit called
Touch of Gray, but it never reached the top ten.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I never would have thought that.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh, okay, thanks guys, have a good day. You too, man,
you too? Any email questions that we have, Yeah, I
got a couple.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Okay, So we're all preparing for the lunar eclipse happening
Thursday into Friday. Somebody wants to know why is it
called a blood worm moon. So the blood worm moon
total lunary eclipse is named blood because the moon will
appear red. That's because the Sun's rays will pass through
the Earth's atmosphere and then be projected onto the Moon's surface.
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It's essentially Earth's sunset projected onto the moon.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Aha.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
As for the worm part, Native Americans called the last
full moon of winter the worm moon after the worm
trails that would appear in the newly thawed ground.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I never thought about. Yeah, I did not know that either.
And here's one.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
So everybody was making fun of Adrian Brody for his
long ass speech at the Academy Awards, and then, of
course the President's one hour and forty minute speech last week.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
What was the longest speech ever given?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
So in nineteen fifty seven, the Indian politician VK. Krishna
Mennen spoke for nearly eight hours to the UN Security
Council defending India's position on Kashmere. Can you imagine sitting
there while one guy spoke for eight.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Full hour Nobody tried to kill him. No, I've at
least thrown something.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
At him, me too, dam or at least fallen asleep
and got a good eight hour now.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Exactly, here's one from Daniel and the colony. He says, uh,
bowing them. What is the origin of the F word? Oh, no,
great story. We've explained where shooting the finger came from.
But the origin of the F word, it's royal background. Well,
let's decide and cover this, Okay, okay, let's.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English
language today is the word out of all of the
English words that begin with a letter F. Fuck is
the only word that is referred to as the F word.
It's the one magical word just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fluck, as most words
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in the English language, is derived from German. The word fricken,
which means to strike in English, falls into many grammatical
categories as a transitive verb, for instance, john shirley. As
an intransitive verb Sureley folks. Its meaning is not always sexual.
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It can be used as an adjective, such as John's
doing all the fame work as part of an adverb
surely talks to work, much as an adverb enhancing an
adjective if Sureley is beautiful, as a noun, I don't
give up, as part of a word absolutely or incredible,
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and as almost every word in a sentence. As you
must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility
of as in these examples describing situations such as fraud,
I got at the used car, lot, dismay off it, trouble,
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I guess I'm really now, aggression, don't with me, buddy, difficulty,
I don't understand this question, inquiry, who was that dissatisfaction.
I don't like what the is going on here? In confidence,
he's a cough dismissal. Why don't you go outside and
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play hide and go yourself?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm sure you.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Can think of me any more examples. With all of
these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended? When you
use the word we say, use this unique, flexible word
more often than your daily speech. It will identify the
quality of your character. Immediately say it loudly and proudly
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read you.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I couldn't have explained it better myself. Dallas Fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. We are about to
play use your news for those thickest to see Jason
bonhams led Zeppelin Evening at the Majestic Theater on May
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the twenty first. And there is no theme today now,
not this week, not this week. Proferably yes, there you go,
but now it is time for the EDGI imcational part
of ly you listen and learn as time for did
you you know here's an amazing fact you didn't know
about it. We're going to start off with some more
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everyday things you never knew had names. Okay, for example, griffinage.
You know what griffinage is? No clue, that's illegible handwriting.
Oh oh yeah, like your doctor every day I had that.
How about tittle? No, it's not small breast. A tittle
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is the dot over an eye. Okay, that's called the tittle.
Did you know crapulence? You know what that is? Does
it have something to do with the restroom? Well, it's
the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking
too much. Okay, yeah, drinking drinking too much should be
called puculates. But that's neither here nor that. Yes, I
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love it. I'm going to use that today. Did you
know a Bennott device? You know what that is? Is
that when they use to try on shoes. Yeah, they
measure your feet at the shoe store with a Bennot
device is invented by some guy named Bank. Yes, uh,
strat opoject?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
What is.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Means having a fat ass?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
You?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Why don't you say fat ass?
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, that's easier. That's too many syllables. Fat asses? Just
do There is a word called perliss, perlicue, perlue Okay,
that's the space between your thumb and your forefinger. And
there's the newle. That is the white crescent shaped part
of your fingernack. The thing chanking, shanking is spitting out food.
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There's also a word called pen. What what peen? That
is the opposite side of the hammer, striking side that's
used to pull out nail. Oh like ball peen hammer?
That did sound nasty when you said it, though, Yeah,
Bo says it. I got a pen man, I'll be
right back. Then there's soup full cup and what is that?
(36:04):
That is a cup that ketchup comes in at a restaurant.
Oh wow, it has a name, Yes, it has a name.
And then there's netiform. All right, that is something that
resembles a butt that is called that like a potato.
M All right, here's some other ones for you. Technically,
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a moment is ninety seconds. The word moment debuted in
the thirteen ninety eight Oxford English Dictionary, and it says
there are forty moments in an hour, so that's ninety
seconds each. But obviously the definition has evolved to just
mean a short amount of time in just a moment. Yeah,
(36:46):
I'll be back in a moment. Give me a moment,
will you? Yeah? Did you know the only planet in
our solar system that is not named after a woman,
god or goddess. Is Earth really first comes from an
Old English word eartha, which means ground.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Cool, how boring and compared to the other Now the
other ones have cool names Venus and Mars.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, and then we're dirt dirt. Let's great, let's go
and visit the dirt planet that's not. Did you know
the busiest day of the year for Kentucky Fried Chicken
is uh Super Bowl Sunday. Mother's Day? You know, poor mom? Yeah, yeah,
give mom some KFC for Mother's Days so she didn't
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have to cook. Funny And did you know the Dallas
Cowboys were the first NFL team to make Nacho's popular
at their stadium with that fake gooey cheese. Oh that's
just nasties. Howard cosel ate them and talked about them
during a slow Monday night football game there in nineteen
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seventy eight, before the rest of the NFL really got
on board. That's what we like to do. We like
to innovators, gets it, because we're gonna play to your news.
Next on the boone and them shows a still thing.
(38:18):
It sounds like stomach noise, Yes, it does. On that
list that you didn't know what they were for. Call
it a bar bering me before we get them. Every
day around ten am we all lone start ninety two
to five. Okay, we have tickets to see Jason Bonhams
led Zeppelin Evening that's coming to the Majestic Theater in May.
(38:41):
And if you want to go and don't have the know,
all you gotta do is shoes. It's like all you
gotta do. Sometimes these are pretty tough, but not today.
Oh sure ball.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Sometimes we have a theme, but we had a theme
last week, so no theme today. You find the fake
headline I just made up, and you will win the
tickets to see Jason Bonham's Let Say Believe I Give
Him to Us is the fake headline headline number one.
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt haunts the booth where Daytona five
hundred is Taliban cool on the very track where the
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late legendary NASCAR driver won seventy six victories. The broadcast
studio where it's shared with the world has been plagued
with eerie reports of seeing his ghosts in the TV
booth while the race is taking place. It's kind of
expected every year says network employee who did not want
to be identified. I don't blame him. Or is it
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headline number two? Terrorist organization to krop dust major US
cities with LSD. Now, oh wow, ordinary citizens will turn
into drug craze maniacs, warned CIA. At least fifty ALTATA
pilots are waiting orders to fly over New York, Chicago,
and Los Angeles and duck Tom of mind bending LSD
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in a chilling bid to start the sixties all over
again and destroy our will to fight man Texas always
gets left out. Yeah, yeah, a big operation. New Summer
of Love is a threat to America. R Is it
headline number three? Final proof of extraterrestrial life space alien
baby found by a Wyoming cattle rancher. Ah, how cute
(40:25):
wa wa wa That thing was thrashing around on the
floor of my barn, says stock reader, who wants to
remain anonymous. Federal authorities assigned to the case seized infant
et and have taken it to a research facility. We
think the space child was abandoned and left in this
man's barn, says the scientist. How did that baby sound weenen?
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Or is it headline number four Kentucky woman is the
world's fattest human. Oh no, she's bigger than a buick.
But I still love her, says husband. Who honey scale
crushing Gal says she has reached and exceeded her bizarre
goal that she set for herself more than a year
and a half ago. Some people aspire to climb Mount Everest.
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Some people want to swim the English Channel. I want
to eat myself into the record book, she says, and
well sheietled. Weighs three thousand and twenty one pounds a
ton and oh man, oh mother, Okay, So think of this?
Which one is the fake headline? Is it? Headline?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Ghost of Dale Earnhardt Hanks the booth where DAYTONA five
hundred is televised? Number two? Terrorist organization to crop dust
Major US cities with LSD number three final proof of
extraterrectorial life space alien baby found by Wyoming cattle rancher.
When when? When? Or number four? Kentucky woman is world's
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fattest human. She's bigger than a buick. But I love
he says husband. I love that. Okay, shut it? Loone
study wrong? Which one do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Is it this?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
One.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Uh that would be a car. I think this one
definitely came from your brain. Ay O, got it this time.
That's the first one you've gotten a long time. I'm
proud of you there. Okay, two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one nine two five? Find
the fake headline. You'll win the Jason Bottom tickets. Okay,
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bon Then show go away he gave up bond them?
Show which one do you think is the fake headline?
Number four? Number four? Kentucky Woman is world's fatish human
shake better than buick. But I love her? Uh No,
that is a real headline, true story. Yeah, but you
know what, she found a man to lover, so yeah
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for her sweet Yeah, but she's still a fat bitch.
We should play Kentucky Woman by Deep Purple for her
some days three and twenty one one pounds as a fact.
Look at it all right, Let's go to the next one.
Then show them, show which one do you think is
the fake headline? Turn your ready out out? Okay, which
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one do you think is the fake headline? Number one?
Number one, Ghost of Dale Earnhardt hunts the booth where
DAYTONA five hundred is televised. Oh damn it. Dammit, damn it, dammit,
I almost had you.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Actually, I only fooled one guy, and that was it.
The only one guy. Oh, well you know why I
got it.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Why because it's the only one that took place in Texas.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Oh, it's a Texas story. DAYTONA five hundred that was
in Texas.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Well, all right, but he was killed here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Okay, that's all right, okay, all right, who is this proper?
Robert Lee? What you doing, Robert Lee? Hadn't you talked
to you in a while? I've been just sitting around
the list of y'all. Well, that's right, that's not time
well spent. But we appreciate God bless you. Right, hang
(44:14):
on just a minute, we'll hook you up, Robert. Okay,
all right there sitting next to Robert at a Roger
Waters concert.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Hey, coming up next hour, Bo and I are going
to open up that lone star ticket window to give
away tickets to see Zebra's fiftieth anniversary tour when it
comes to the House of Blues April twenty seventh. If
you want to go, just be listening around eight forty
when we give those away here on Dallas Forwards. Classic
rock Lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Fine, sweet child of mind, you might still get an
axe woman lone Star ninety two to five. You know
this time of the morning, as always, traffic is extremely
tied up, shall we say, And since I smell letter,
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it's time for the Mistress of the Highways and byeways.
It's time for trafficking bondage with the one and only
Linda lash Alady, who's ready for a good beating.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I brought my Irish saliy because I'm gearing up for
the Saint Patrick's Day parade this Saturday. Uh huh, oh yeah,
look a here, I have my lebro condoms for the
lash down Greenville.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Last Mistress, it's the dash down Greenville. Really bo Yes
you say dash, I say lash like that and that.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Oh yes, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
On Saturday, I'll be ordering of quite a few horny leprecaws.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Wait to go get your freak on, girl, bow. Horny
leprecauns are drinks.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Oh but I do like the way you think, and
for that I won't hit your shamrocks.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh good good, I know.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
All right.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Let's check that drive traffic is inching along at a
snail's pace in Fort Worth, where we have an accident
involving an eighteen wheeler that lost its low lost is
over by jism trail parguay Oh okay. In Irving, get
ready for slowdowns after a truck rammed into a sedan's
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bumper on one eight three.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Near oh Connor.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah. I love it when people get rear ended and
a tow truck on the scene getting out the chains.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Bow, the chain gets the chain.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah. I love that sain Lick Market leaves on your
bags for you.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's supposed to hurt you.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Bow.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
In Frisco on the.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Towway and let's get it on. I mean Lebanon, a
stall vehicle is blocking the left lane. You're gonna have
to whip around that stall. Be ah ti Yeah. In
North Dallas on a wrappa ho, it's slow on the
hole because of a.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Little mishaf Yeah. Yeah, big shocker if you insist both Yes,
shock car. I hope you're driving the works. Oh so painful.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I'm Linda lash with your traffic in bunh It's painful.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Thanks for the stars, Dallas for worse. Classic rock lone
Star ninety two five. Now remember in the lone Star
ticket window at eight forty we have tickets to see Zebra.
They're coming for their fiftieth anniversary tour at the House
of Blues in April. Annabelle will come up with the
right number caller, and if you're that right number coller,
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you get the tickets. All right, Okay, there's some sad news. No,
I never met this guy, but I have sure used
his product. Bob Rivers, the longtime Seattle radio host known
for his musical parodies that we play on the show
on several occasions, died yesterday from complications of esophagal cancer.
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He was sixty eight years old. Now it wasn't Christmas
without a bomber. Rivers twisted too, I know, right, walking
around in women's underwear was funny. We play a lot
of his stuff. He dominated Seattle morning radio for twenty
five years, and his signature twisted tunes parodies had become
a staple of radio nationwide, including here. Born July seventh,
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nineteen fifty six, in Honolulu and raised in Branford, Connecticut,
Rivers had a long passion for radio. His first on
the air moment came at the age of five when
he won a call in contest, and by the age
of fourteen, he had launched a high school radio station
out of a janitor's closet. By the time he turned sixteen,
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he was on the air professionally and getting paid after
early success in Boston and Baltimore, where he famously stayed
on the air for two hundred and fifty eight straight
hours during the Orioles record breaking losing Street stunt that
led directly to his job offer at Seattle's KISW ninety
nine point nine FM in nineteen eighty nine. So this guy,
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we've played a lot of his stuff, you've heard him.
So tomorrow we're going to feature a lot of Bob
Rivers parody songs. Yeah, fun with music. Day's going to
be a big tribute. Yeah yeah. I'll have a mashup
that has nothing to do with that. But we got
a bunch of his stuff that we'll play.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Have to play the one that came out right after
COVID started, the washer Hands to the Beatles, the.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
One you better wash your hands, sure hand hey.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
For years, Southwest Airlines has been known for its two
bags fly free policy, a major draw for millions of travelers,
but soon that perk will be a thing of the past.
It's true a fifty four year era is coming to
an end in the airline business, and passengers aren't happy.
Southwest Airlines announced that it will no longer allow passengers
to check their bags for free. The Dallas based airline
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had already announced plans last year to end its open
seating policy. Both the bags fly free policy and open
seating have been key positives for Southwest since its founding
Back in nineteen seventy one. Southwest was the only major
US airline that allowed passengers to check two bags for free,
setting it apart from other competitors. But beginning May twenty
(50:31):
eighth this year, passengers booking flights will have to pay.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
For checked luggage, probably fifty dollars a bag.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
Passengers with a List loyalty status will continue to receive
two free check bags. One check bag will remain freing
for customers with a co branded Southwest credit card.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
So there you have it. Oh okay, Yeah, I kind
of knew that would be coming sooner or later.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Now with American Airlines that credit card, it used to
say you could get free bags, and then they kind
of like changed it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
You have to read the fine print. Yeah, that's really
too fine to even read.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Yeah, I'm not looking forward to flying for the first
time since COVID. Soon I'll report back my frustrations. We
have a lot of frustrations in easier parts about athletes
sidelined with injuries and classic rock artists and tours also
sideline for health reasons.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, we have to add Billy Joel to that list. Now.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Unfortunately, Billy Joel's tour has been delayed at least four months.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
He's recovering from a recent surgery.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
The eight shows that he's missing or rescheduled, they'll take
place about a year later than they were normally going
to and it's unknown what Billy Joel had surgery for.
His team said he's expected to make a full recovery
from it, though he's going to undergo physical therapy and
resume's tour at Akroshuer Stadium in Pittsburgh. That's in July,
just after the fourth and his last performance for the
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Interruption was February twenty second in Uncasville, Connecticut. Now, while
he regrets postponing any shows, he says his help must
come first. He looks forward to getting back on the stage,
sharing the joy live music with his fans, and he
says thank you for your understanding, he wrote in a
Billy Joel's state.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Oh and you know, on that show on February twenty second,
he fell, remember, yes, and everybody thought he hurt himself,
but he bounced back up. But I'm wondering if the
surgery had anything to do with that praysical therapy in there.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
So yeah. Yeah. A homeowner's failed attempt to make s'mores
likely sparked last weekend's brush fire on Long Island.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
A person near the area was trying to make the
melty marshmallow treat Saturday morning, but could not light a
fire because it was too windy, so he lit some
cardboard on fire, which blew out of his hand and
caused the homeowner's backyard to go up in flames. The
backyard fire was extinguished around ten thirty am, but the
brush fire was then reported at twelve fifty seven pm,
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about an eighth of a mile away from the schmores incident,
that burned through over six hundred acres. The investigation remains active.
This guy's probably clenching his butt cheeks. Wonder if he's
gonna be charged or forced to pay for the damage. Yeah, eh,
this is kind of funny. The fort Worth Police Department
pulled out a Kendrick Lamar inspired dis track directed toward
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Dallas after a billboard to recruit new officers from fort
Worth went up in the city, oh On Friday, fort
Worth PD put out a music video set to a
beat similar to Lamar's Not Like Us. The video shows
an officer driving past the Dallas Police recruitment billboard that
went up in fort Worth and shaking his head. Before
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the song begins, he says, say, d I like your
city throwing up the prince stuff. That's a real pity.
The song then brings up a number of local officers
who made the jump from DPD to fort Worth PD.
Numbers don't lie. Why you throwing up a board? Last
time I checked it, we took fourteen of yours.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Oho.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
It was, of course. In the video, a Dallas Police
Department badge is shown getting knocked off of officer's shelves,
revealing the Fort Wort Police badge. Nice very creative fort
Worth oh Man uh. The nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS
Harry S. Truman was involved in a collision with a
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merchant ship near Egypt in the Mediterranean Sea. It's not
clear what caused the collision between the U S warship
and the fishing boat, but a spokesperson for the US
Navy said it did not result in any flooding on
board the Truman, and its nuclear propulsion system was unaffected.
Don't these expensive warships have a guidance system that can
tell of a whale farts in the water. That this
(54:46):
ship had another ship and hid it in the middle.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
Of the ocean.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Someone was asleep at the wheel. You think that the
USS Harry Truman would have had some sort of sophisticated
radar system that would have seen the other vessel coming
straight toward you. No injuries were reported on either vessel,
though the merchant ship sustained some damage. According to a
Navy official, you didn't see it coming. Forget the radar.
(55:10):
You didn't see it. Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Don Henley, who is a good friend
of our boy, Richard Bowden. They grew up together in Lynden, Texas,
and so they know each other. I think Richard tried
to keep him from getting bullied sometimes. So they're old friends.
(55:31):
They're old and dear friends. And Don lives here in
North Texas part of the time. Got a nice place here, Okay,
who want our tickets to go see Zebra? He's a
Burley boy.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
I love Burlington, Texas Kelvin Baker and I think he's
taking his brother Celsius to the show.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
And that's okay. Ask us stuff, Dave. Here's the email
from John Cunningham. He says, when do you all start
planning the drive or do y'all already have them set
up for next year already? I'm asking because I started
a new job out in Midland and wanted to check
if and when it was scheduled so I could possibly
(56:13):
make a trip for it on our off weekend. So
Blood Drives, we don't really know where we're gonna go
just yet.
Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah, and you know they had one date on the calendar,
but they've taken it off, so I guess they're still
working on the final schedule. But it's gonna run June
ninth through June fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
We just don't just don't know where just yet.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Yeah, we'll always be at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth.
We just don't know whether it's gonna be the first
day of the Blood Drive or the last day of
the Blood Drive this year.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yeah, we saw an email that said it was gonna
be a Friday the thirteenth Billy Bob's who were waiting
for confirmation. I did just find out two days ago
that on Saturday the fourteenth, I'll be doing the broadcast.
So we're going to do five morning show broadcast during
the week. The Saturday the fourteenth, one will be me
live at Nebraska Furniture.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I was gonna say, that's where you were last year,
that's where we joined you.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Yeah, y'all came out and cracked open the cocktails and
we had a party.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Thank you for joining me for that. We do that again.
Come on, but no, we we don't know. But I
know when we go to Billy Bobs, you know where
we're going after Railhead. June sixth through the fourteenth is
Blood Drive this year. June Yes, okay, June sixth is
d Day. That's right. Okay. Coming up, we are gonna
(57:33):
talk about what we got for time wasters, So stick
around and find out, because who doesn't want to waste
time every once in a while. Yeah. I love the
rest of it too, especially the good parts. You know
what I'm Yeah, didn't you say A friend of yours
got a hold of one of those Ranger hats. Yeah,
(57:54):
so apparently he's like a huge Rangers fan.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
So right when they sent out the announcement about these
new hats, he ordered one and it got through before
the Rangers scrapped it because instead of Texas Rangers, it
has Texas with the tea in the middle that says tetas,
which are boobs in Spanish.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Okay, do you think he'd let me borrow it just
so we could take a couple of pictures on that
we definitely need to. Well, it was a fun show today.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
It was we learned about pseudo Mama, Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Mama, Yeah, mama, that's close enough.
Speaker 4 (58:30):
And we learned all about the blood worm moon and
ask us stuff today which is coming up on Friday
overnight when you're heading to work the lunar eclipse is
going to be taking place both.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Well, now here's a big surprise. I have a bit
about it. Do you really? I will play it probably,
I'll play it on either Thursday or Friday morning. Okay,
it's technically gonna be Friday morning, right, I'm looking forward
to it.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
So when I wake up to take the dog out.
I'll get to see the blood red moon and then
you're going to be driving in.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
The blood Is this going to be one of those
red moons where it's ten times bigger than it normally
is in the sky?
Speaker 2 (59:11):
You know how sometimes that happens. That's when it's close
to the horizon. Yeah, because the light is reflected off
the atmosphere makes it look big like that.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
And by the way, with the total lunary eclipse, we
can stare directly at it, not all with the sun.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
Okay, thanks, what don't you stare at the moon? Don't
lose your eyes? Boy, we don't need our part. Yeah, okay,
So up next is our I have to show decompression
session on the Facebook quickie. Today we're going to meet
with the man. Oh yeah, the occasionally you gotta meet
with the man. Yeah. Bring snacks, yeah, because it's probably
(59:53):
gonna take a little while, but you know, they gotta
have everything. I have a list Carol hour, talk you
guys about We'll keep it to fifteen minutes this time, yeah, right,
sure you will. The last time it was what fort
to an hour? No, it was fifty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Good.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
After this show, we are tore up from the floor
of and we don't feel like listening to somebody talk
to boss about stuff. We love your boss, but we
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Just try to keep it to under thirty minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think we can do that. So we'll see you
on the after show decompression session. Yeah, maybe a quick one,
but we'll talk about something something I don't know, but
we will. So Tomorrow Fun with Music Day is we'll
pay tribute to the late great Bob Rivers who passed away.
(01:00:48):
He has given us so many parody songs, and I'm
gonna play a bunch of them too, all right, Bob
was Kevin Twitter Bitches, I Hey bye,
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