Full Show Replay- The St. Pats Day Show! (Ep 1330)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
It is Elon Musk and it's Saint Patrick's Day, which
means I'm using this as an opportunity to make some money.
Introducing the new Saint Patrick's Day Tesla. It's like a
regular tesla except it's green Wow Revolutionary and the radio
only plays river dance music. That's it amazing. Oh and
it is an electric it runs on green beer. It's incredible.

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Saint Patrick's Day Tesla available today only to get one
of those all right.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're ready day with a NARVNG next right, Well, it

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is Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah, gotta start out with a St.
Patrick's Day. It's all going.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I feel like I've been celebrating since Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You have Yes, Today is Saint Patrick's Day. It takes
place on the anniversary of his death in four to
sixty one a d And contrary to what many think,
Saint Patrick was not Irish. No, he was born in
Roman Britain, which is England and scott Now, if you

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don't drink too much over the weekend during the parade,
then get after it today, even if it is a Monday.
It's just a little bit moderation, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Absolutely, everyone's a little Irish on Saint Patrick.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I actually do have some Irish flood in me
that you do, so I've heard or my great aunt Ruth,
who used to do that genealogy stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you're a Heinz fifty seven, are damn right.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't know where I'm going. I don't know what
kind of sauce you supposed to put on. It is
all here you go for Saint Patrick's Day. It's carn
beef and cabbage Day. Yeah, goes well with all that
green beer, you're gonna go down here today. But wait,
there's more. It's dribbled to work day.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What dribble like basketball?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, now, I know March Madness is about to start,
but this is just stupid. Am I supposed to dribble
a basketball all the way from Frisco to the station
to day? Gee? I wish I'd known that before I
got in my trunk and.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Drove here this morning. Yeah. I'm glad you drove, yeah,
because you'd still be on the road.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, and I wouldn't make it here until probably about
the time the show is on. Yeah. Uh, it's Submarine Day.
Oh hey, baby, I want to go to Backman Lake
and watch the submarine raising dive dive. On March seventeenth,
eighteen ninety eight, Saint Patrick's Day, Irish born engineer John
Philip Holland demonstrated a submarine he designed called the Holland

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six for the US Naval Department off the coast of
Staten Island. During the demonstration, the vessel was submerged for
an hour and forty minutes, which was a big deal
in eighteen ninety eight. That uh huh. Yes, it is
Doctor Patient Trust Day. Since I'm not the one with
the medical training, got trust whatever the doctor tells me,

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and I'm not gonna question anything he says. I never
said to Doc Cron Look, your diagnosis is completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't see you trust your professional.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, absolute moose.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Doctors are gonna tell you, hey, man, go get a
second opinion.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's okayah yeah, or but I mean we're supposed to
believe him, and I do. Like I say, I'm not
the one with the expert in medical.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You always go with your gut instinct. If you don't
trust your doctor, go to someone that you.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do trust and never trust the fart amen. It is
National Welderly Day. Welderly Yeah, it's oh, what a day
kind of like the day we just mentioned. For old
farts like me, I think you diagnosis is did wrong.
How do I know? Because I'm old, I know everything
about everything, so there to me, which is a good

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way of not getting any older if you have that.
Very true. Okay, So we got a whole bunch of
saint it's good, needs to play for you. A lot
of you have sent me emails requesting stuff we played
in the past, and I'm gonna get to him as
many as I can.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
We got lots of sports to tell you about too.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh. Speaking of sports, We've got a family four pack
of tickets to the Worth four hundred at Texas Motor
Speedway on Sunday, May fourth, banks the whole famdom. That's right.
We're gonna be broadcasting live from there. Oh, that's right,
we are. We're gonna have a good tar.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
And I've already reached out to Borrow Favor about coming
the week of the race and to join us for
ask a stuff day.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
For sure, and he usually hooks us up.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
He does. He always treats us right.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Last week I also talked to driver Daniel Suarez and
I persuaded him to come by the Mike's Heart Lemonade Terraces.
Oh okay, presuming that's where we're gonna be again, I'm
ninety nine percent sure.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, he doesn't have his family with him from Mexico
for this so Worth four hundred race, so you just
might do that. So he's probably in a topless bar.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I will have the tequila ready for him.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, at home, you will take it. Okay. So we
got sports of all sorts coming up here, March madness
getting underway. Is there's just too many teams coming at
me right now.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Texas A and M and the Texas Longhorns are in
the running.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Because A and M almostly long.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, yeah, Houston and Baylor will tell.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You all about that. Yeah. And then of course we
got the freaking fool Vile, which is always full of
disgusting and bizarre thing. Good, let's do our mornings.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Happy sat Patty's Day.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes, take care of your liver. You'll probably need it later.
They'll get ready. There's time up, damn.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
We know.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, Billy, you're welcome, okay. Lone Star ninety two five,
will you look at the time of the six thirty
and dime verse Sports of all.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Sorts brought to you by the will Hide Law Firm.
In three lawyers go to Will hight wins dot com.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Kyle'connor scored twice and added an assist to lead the
Winnipeg Jets to a four to one victory oops over
the Dallas Stars on Friday. Jet it Mason Marchmont scored
for the Stars with three forty nine to play. To
keep it from being a shutout, Jay Ottinger stopped eighteen shots,
but it was those four that got well you know
what I mean. Yeah, Winnipeg's ninety six points widen its

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Western Conference in Central Division lead over the Stars to
ten points. Don't ask me to explain points. Ask Jeff
k he knows about this stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
He's an expert on the Stars.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes. The Jets also moved two points ahead of the
idle Washington Capitals for the top spot in the league.
Then yesterday afternoon, the Stars traveled to Colorado to face
the Avalanche and it didn't end well again. The Stars
lost in overtime to Colorado four to three. But the
night before the game, the new boy for Dallas, Miko Rantanen,
went out to dinner with some of his old former

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Colorado Avalanche teammates picked catch up on things and just
shoot the bull. Then he stepped onto the ice yesterday
with them as his rivals. Now, Rentonen tapped his heart
as a video screen which showed highlights of his decade
long Avalanche career and he's got a very good standing
ovation for the Stars. Now return home to play Anaheim

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tomorrow night at the Murcan Airline Center.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, the MAVs continue to struggle. Bo Quinn Grime scored
twenty eight points in his first game against his former team,
and the Philadelphia seventy six ers beat the Dallas Mavericks
one thirty to one twenty five in a matchup of
injury depleted clubs.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
PJ. Washington Junior had twenty nine points and twelve rebounds
for Dallas after missing the previous eight games with a
sprained right ankle. Klay Thompson and Najie Marshall scored twenty
one apiece, but it didn't get it done. The defending
Western Conference champion Mavericks dropped US season worse three games
under five hundred. Their lead for tenth and the West

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Final playing spot is one game of for Phoenix, the
teams had nineteen players bow between them listed is out
on the injury report, headlined by Kyrie Irving and Anthony
Davis for Dallas and Joel Mbig and Paul George and
Tyree's Maxi for the Sixers. Oh, and add one more
name to the list of MAVs players injured.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Who is it now?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Dante Except has a road moon in his left hand.
He is out for the season. He fractured it Friday
night in the loss to Houston. The Luca curse continues.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh, their Lord, could you just lighten up on the
basketball god us so much?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Please?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
We need Luca to like spin around three times and
reverse the curse. The MAVs have until Wednesday to lick
their wounds before they head to Indiana to play the Pacers.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Pacers, we're halfway through March of the new year. Already,
let the madness begin. Oh that's right, March.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
The big fat bracket for the men's twenty twenty five
NCAA Tournament was announced yesterday. Sixty eight teams. Bo that's
a lot to process. Yeah, yeah, we say, the secured
a spot in the March Madness competition. And now, of
course there's no possible way that we can run down
all sixty eight teams. We're not gonna do that, but
the top four seeds Auburn, Florida, Duke, and Houston as

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of Sunday, now Florida first of all the SEC champions.
They're going to take on the top spot in the
West Region and they're gonna play number sixteen Norfolk Street.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm seeing Norfolk Street is probably going I think we're
going to get her. Ask yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Now Houston in their NC DOUBLEA Tournament debut. Congratulations Houston.
The Big twelve tournament champions are going to play number
sixteen SIU Edwardsville.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Whoever the hell that is. I just gonna say, oh
that elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Back to back champion Yukon, which is looking to become
the first team to three peat in the men's NC
DOUBLEA tournament since UCLA did it in the nineteen seventies,
is going to play number nine Oklahoma in the first round.
The action begins with the first four matchups tomorrow and
Wednesday at the University of Dayton's ud Arena.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You know, as lungs, we're talking about March madness. After
last year's upsets, who's to say that the brackets will
end up looking like this season, and even though there
has never been a perfect March Madness bracket, this could
be your year. Yes, I doubt it, but this could
be your year lives. According to NCAA dot Com, the

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odds of picking a perfect bracket at random, not even
counting the play in games, is one chance in two
to the sixty third power Damn are about one in
nine point two quinn tillion chances youve or take quinny
quadrillion or two in that. Yeah, that's that's so. I

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wouldn't say I won't get me a perfect bracket this year.
No you're not. According to the University of Hawaii researchers,
there is more possible brackets than the number of grains
of sand on Earth. God, do you ever take the
same twenty quadrillia or wow. It is believed that the
closest anyone has ever gotten to a perfect bracket occurred
just five years ago. During the twenty nineteen tournament. An

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Ohio man quickly guessed all the games going into the
Sweet sixteen, but his streak of forty nine correct picks
was ended when Purdue beat Tennessee in overtime of the
second game in the Sweet sixteen, and you could hear
him cussing even today.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
The state of Texas won't be as busy during March
Madness as it was a year ago, as five teams
from the lone Star state had their names called on
selection Sunday, one fewer than last year. Starts with Houston,
as AO mentioned, which earned the expected number one seed,
and somewhat surprisingly ends with Texas, who defied many predictions
and snagged a play in spot in the first four.

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In Dayton, Ohio, Texas Tech, Texas, A and M and
Baylor joined Houston and Texas in the Big Dance. Texas's selection,
by the way, ensurers that Rodney Terry will keep his
job as Texas coach for at least a few morey.
Let's talk Women's NC DOUBLEA. UCLA is the top overall
seed in the women's tournament. The Bruins were joined by

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South Carolina, Southern California, and Texas as the number one
seeds that the NC DOUBLEA revealed last night. It's first
time in school history that the Bruins are the top
team in the tournament. They had two losses on the season,
both of which came to the Trojans. For the first
time in nc DOUBLEA history, there will be a financial
incentive for women's teams. They will finally get paid for

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playing games in the NCUBA tournament, just like the men
have for years.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
About damn time.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, so called performance units, which represent revenue will be
given to women's teams for each win that they get.
A team that reaches the final four could bring its
conference roughly one point two six million dollars over the
next three years in financial performance rewards. So way to go,
finally for the.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Women place there all right, Let's swing over to golf.
For Rory McElroy and JJ Spawn wound up two after
a four hour rain delay, they had to return to
a for a playoff to decide the richest tournament in golf.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
The players jumped, Yes, Darling, I mean the players.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yes, yes, yes, they did well this tiny golf clap thing.
They did well to finish in regulation before sunset. The
players has a three hole group playoff and today will
be the first Monday finish since Cameron Smith won back
in twenty twenty two, and it'll be the first playoff
at the Player since Ricky Fowler won about ten years ago.

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Now have we seen the last of the Great Tiger Woods.
Another injury and another last year that's starting to cast
the doubt shadows in Tiger's direction. McElroy, however, faced a
four shot deficit going into the final round. He took
the lead for the first time when Spawn made a
bogey on the seventh hole. Two time defending champion Scottie
Scheffler was never really in the mix. He went fifteen

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straight holes without a birdie. He closed with a seventy
three to tie for Well, Scotty can't win them all.
He's won enough. The boy ain't suffering financially. Yeah, that
trophy shelf is starting to get heavy. It's gonna buckle.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'm gonna have to reinforce that thing. And there seems
to be bad blood between Dallas Cowboys teammates Micah Parsons
and DeMarcus Lawrence as the two went back and forth
on x after Lawrence's comments about his former team in
an interview back on March twelfth, now former Dallas Cowboy
DeMarcus Lawrence signed a three year contract worth up to

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forty two million dollars with the Seattle Seahawks. The next day,
DeMarcus Lawrence was interviewed by a local Seattle sports reporter,
where he stated Dallas is my home, but I know
for sure I'm not gonna win a Super Bowl there. Oh,
Michael Parkson what. In response to Lawrence's comments, Parson reported
on social media by saying, this is what rejection and

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envy look like. This some kind of clown crap, Even
though crap wasn't the word he used. He ended the
message with a clown emoji. This resulted in yet another
comment by Lawrence, who said calling me a clown won't
change the fact that I told the truth. Maybe if
he spent less time tweeting and more time winning, I
wouldn't have left. Bird Lars has been called out by

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teammates in the past for his off field distractions, and
now a former teammate is doing the same on a
public platform. Bars, Bars, calm down, Are you listening? Jerry John? Yeah,
Jerry Needy Yang and not nimbore Man at night? All right?
The freaking Full File next on the bowel, and then
show Ballasfor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Hey,

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we're gonna fight that. What's going on in tnzels own? Well,
look at headlines from Hollywood. But now it's time for
the freaking full file. Now, I'm gonna go ahead and
get this one out of the way first because it
is extremely cringe worthy. Okay. In Nepal, a seventy six
year old man desperately sought out medical attention when he

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noticed a bloody discharge emitting from his wang. Oh my god,
whenever he had to peed that, every man just probably went,
oh my gosh, it's luck with you.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm going to die.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Upon examination, doctors were shocked to discover maggots had been
burrowing through an open wound near his eurethra. Franklin, Yes,
he had maggots living inside his slot grows throw up.
Docs aren't completely sure how the magots got there, but
they did note that flies are attracted to foul smelling

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discharges with body openings where they lay their eggs. So
what was he doing with it? Waving around while he
was asleep or something? I guess from their maggots were born,
they eventually made their way into his bladder. Reportedly, the
man had been suffering from immense pain for several days
before he finally decided to go to the hospital. Good

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thing he did. Doctors used turpentine oil to draw the
little bastards to the surface and then remove them one
by one manually with tweezers as they were escaping from
his Eureka, Franklin.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
That is so.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
God, I know, and I'm not trying to gross you
out or anything, but you did. But when a story
like this comes around, I can't just let it die.
I have to tell you. Let the lesson be learned.
And you got some wound on your.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Body no matter where it is, flies and maggots.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Hey, how many more gonna come out of there? I
work now, am not? Could you hurry it up.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Or some Okaya, let's go from Nepal to Florida please.
A Florida man has been arrested after he went to
a strip club and quote unlawfully obtained the property of another, which,
in this case his fancy police jargon, that means he
got several lap dances and didn't pay the.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Strip Oh that's a good way to get the ash.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Police and Clearwater alleged that thirty nine year old John
Elberson received one hundred and sixty dollars worth of private
dances at the Rain Ladies and Gents Club when he
was ready to call it a night. He was handed
a bill that seemed to take him by surprise, and
he informed the establishment that he did not have the
money to pay. The club then called police, and the

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police arrested Elberson for theft. He spent twelve hours in jail,
where he definitely did not want to get a lap dance,
and was eventually released on his own recognaissance. He's lucky
he didn't get his skull pounded in because that can
happen if you get eight lap dances and try to
leave without pain. He's been ordered to stay away from
the establishment for good, and if he ever comes back,

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he'll probably get that skull pounding, and not the good
kind he just mentioned.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Is the kind you don't walk exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
It's pretty hard to beat the weirdness of flow, but
sometimes Las Vegas comes through.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
First.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
People picture if you will Las Vegas trip. You're a
married person and for whatever reason, you make a bad
decision in Vegas and decide to book a hooker for yourself.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh, what could go wrong?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
And then the hooker doses that spouse of yours with
fentanyl and they die.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh that's horrible, And then how do you explain it right?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
And what do you do about that? Will you come
and go at the same time?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, I hope you had a glorious last moment on Earth.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's certainly possible. Oh God, I'm coming.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Guy's wife is suing the hotel for all this.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It was the hotel didn't make the decisions. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Hotels are big places with a bunch of rooms. A
lot of weird stuff happens in them. Haven't you seen
the shining? This is why we have hotels. Okay, they're
doing a good under. Jennifer Jacoby lost her husband and
has filed a wrongful death suit against the place. I
think you're familiar with bo the Venetian Casino resort. So
you took the family with you, state it's a family

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kind of a place.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Instead of Christmas when we decided to go to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Okay, well this was at the Venetian, unfortunately, and she
alleged that the hotel security should have seen what was
going on. They should have alerted her husband that she
was that he was being followed by a sex worker
with a history of targeting hotel guests to rob them.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Again, what could go wrong?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Right, reports say Jeffrey Jacoby met shay Lee Kessi, who
was operating as a whole hotel bar the Venetian and
Miss Jacoby said that her husband withdrew a thousand dollars
cash from the ATM. He took this gang to his
room and for one thousand dollars. I'm certainly hoping she
was offering the grand package.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's expensive.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, slipped him some fentanyl.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Surveillis video reportedly shows the hooker leaving the hotel room
exactly eight minutes after going into his room. Oh damn,
that was fast, that's right. Miss Kessi is accused of
taking Jeffrey's phone, his wallet, and yes, one thousand dollars
from the room when they found.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Him dead, like a hotel hoo does. Yeah, okay. There
is a woman who claims that she suffers from restless
genital arousal syndrome excuse me, which is a rare condition
that causes spontaneous, persistent, and unwanted orgasms in the absence
of secondary.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
The first few were kind of fun, and then they
start get hurt and you're miserable.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, this twitchy woman says that it can happen anytime, anywhere,
in front of anyone. Now embarrassing It is not relieved
by orgasm, and may require multiple orgasms over several hours
or several days for the arousal state to subside. She
said it once happened in church and she couldn't help
but make out a noise going and everybody in the church, look,

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is this some kind of fallen woman who has wandered
into here?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Speaking in tongues That.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Was, as you could well imagine, extremely embarrassing. She sometimes
pours ice water in her lap to try to make
it go away, but it doesn't help. In an interview
with ABC News, Heather Deerman said she'd rather not ever
have another bingo for the rest of her life. You
can go than to have this condition. Currently, there is

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no cure for it, but doctors are conducting more research
on it. Hey, doc, listen, can you bottle that stuff up?
Maybe I'm slipping to your coffee or something like that.
Exhausted now somebody, Hey, that might not be so bad yet.
It would be after you have like ten of them
in a row and you can't move.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
You do it in a business meeting, you do it
at church, and you're in church and you go, oh.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
God, yes God, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I need troll. Well, you gotta do something in conditions
like that.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Hey, coming up next hour, you're shot at winning a
family four pack of tickets to the Worth four hundred
at Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May fourth. If you want
to go, just be listening. Around seven fifty bo has
some devious way that he's going to give these tickets
away here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
Fort Worth's classic rock Lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
You wouldn't that big get a butt over here? Maybe
boom bo ba boom, but don't don't Lone Star ninety
two to five. Yes, it's Saint Patrick's Day, which means
it's time for a word from many of our Saint
Patrick sponsers. Boy, that was a great shoulver.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Lets you be honest with you, you stink way fitting.
I got a lot after seven the tour cities and
four hours to night dodge.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You think it's a telling you hide yourself a shower? Yeah, okay,
And I've.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Got thrust the soup for you, no Irish Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's the boss of the.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Order and soups strong enough for a sweahea old.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I like it too, Irish Springs team. Now you won't
be smelling Night no Jersey anymore. Oh don't worry. I
got plenty more than Patrick also. But you know, after
this Saint Patrick's weekend, I get a little stressed out

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knowing that Monday is already here. And when I'm stressed out,
I like some good head.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Mine from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
What have you got to say? Come on with? I
would say, Mama Fry.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Big news for Ted Lasso fans. Apple TV Plus has
officially announced that the beloved comedy series featuring an American
football coach who is recruited to lead a struggling English
soccer team, is returning for season four, and Jason Sadeikis
is going to be back as Ted Lasso Love. Details

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about the plot and the release date have not been announced.
Ted Lasso a huge hit, winning all sorts of awards,
including eleven Emmys and two Golden Globes. One month after
sparking romance rumors, Tom Cruise and Ben Afflex ex girlfriend
Knives outstar Ana de Armas have been spotted.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Together again do Well Switch Women for all this time.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
The two were photographed arriving at the London Heliport via
helicopter Friday, March fifteenth, and they were also seen at
the very same spot the night before. Sore says they're
just friends. Tom Cruise next movie Mission Impossible. The Final
Reckoning will hit theaters in May, and usually when he
has a new movie coming out, he starts creating a

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new girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh is that the formula?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Speaking of Exodus, Jennifer Aniston's ex husband Justin Thurreau, who
you may remember from Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice has had gilded age
actress Nicole Brydon Bloom that got married in Tuloom, Mexico
over the weekend. And we may soon find out who
will play the next James Bond. Sources say British actor
Aaron Taylor Johnson, who starred in Nosferatu and in the

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kick Ass movie, is taking his Martiniz shaken, not stirred
after being formally offered the job as the new James Bond.
Who wouldn't take that job all right? Daniel Craig, who
has played I six's most famous buy for fifteen years,
decided he no longer wants to play the spy. Meanwhile,
Irish actor Michael Fassbender says he blew any chance that

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he might have had in playing the role years ago
when during his audition and he actually said, Hey, have
you ever thought of hiring Daniel Craig for this role?
And guess what they hired Daniel Craig.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah. But he can't play James Bond anymore because he
died in the last James.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Very true, very true.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Last week, Stephen Colbert interviewed Academy Award winning actor Gary Oldman,
who is absolutely amazing in the Apple TV Plus series
Flow Horses. He plays Jackson Lamb, an old, washed up
spy in charge of other washed up spies, and one
of his character's traits is that he's a complete slob
who loves to pass gas all the time. So Stephen

(27:36):
Colbert asked Gary Oldman if any of his other performances
would have been improved by the character passing gas, like
when he played Dracula, or when he was in Harry Potter,
or when he played Winston Churchill. He then proceeded to
show Gary Oldman a video of some of his film
performances with a little extra I.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Did you welcome, mister hart.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I want you to listen to me very carefully, honey.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's the mud in that one.

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Plane.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Gary Oman absolutely loved it. He was in tears by
the end of it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I could imagine.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
And that's your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Word Della Thoris Classic rockelone Star ninety two five. Didn't
you say you just love Benjamin or I did?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
His solo album was incredible, really really was like it
was just hit after hit after hit.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It was a heart throb telling you, by the way,
there is a famous actor's birthday. I didn't hear you
include this in headlines from Hollywood Actor Rob Lowe. Well, yeah,
sixty one years old today and he still looks great.
Do you think he goes into a Low's hardware store
and say, you know, I should rob this place. He's
got my name, funny bro, which brings up the question

(29:15):
how many Lows would Rob Low rob If Rob Low
did Rob Low's huh okay, that was stupid. Meanwhile, now
Robert F.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Kennedy Junior presents the story you have Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
Saint Patrick's Day is a day we celebrate Irish parage
and back boy snakes in Ireland and Petropper over Africain,
rob vaccines and Saint Patty's.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
This has made the story of Saint Patrick's Day with
Robert F.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Junr Oh, thank you day Junior. All right, here's the
things you didn't know about Saint Patrick's Day that had
nothing to do with what he may have said. I'm
not hey. The man we know of Saint Patrick was
born in Great Britain. We told you that earlier named
May one soon. He was not religious at all. He
was kidnapped and sold into slavery by Irish marauders when

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he was sixteen, and formed his religious beliefs While enslaved.
He escaped back to England. He became ordained as a
priest and returned to Ireland to convert the Irish Celtic
Pagans to Christianity for God's Sake. The first Saint Patrick's
Day parade was actually held in Boston in seventeen thirty seven,
with Irish soldiers serving in the English military during the

(30:29):
Revolutionary War march to the city to celebrate the religious
feast day and their Irish roots. The first parade in
Ireland was held in Dublin in nineteen thirty one.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Way Boston.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Saint Patrick's Day is observed on March seventeenth because it
is the feast of Day of Saint Patrick, the patron
Saint of Ireland. It is believed that he died on
March seventeenth, in the year four sixty one a d.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the highest
numbers leaves found on a clover He's fourteen really yea

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Lord came. One estimate suggests there are about ten thousand
regular three leaf clovers for every lucky four leaf clover.
Legend says that each leaf of the four leaf clover
means something. The first is for hope, the second for fifth,
the third is for love, and the fourth is for
good luck. You know. In modern celebrations of Saint Patrick's Day,
revelers wear green, eat and drink green foods, and puke

(31:25):
up green beer. This tradition is said to commemorate Saint
Patrick's hughes of the shamrock in his religious teaching, but
it didn't really become a part of the feast of
celebration until the nineteenth century. In reality, Saint Patrick always
wore blue.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Oh he did, Yes, he did. Oh that's my favorite color.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Patrick. In Chicago Saint Patrick's Day, the rivers are dyed green.
Mayor Daily was also an Irish accent when he was
in there. In Seattle, there's a ceremony where a green
stripe is painted down all the roads and the legend
of Saint Patrick says that he has celebrated for driving
all the snake out of Ireland, which is a damn lie.

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To this day, Ireland is a snake free his own.
The only problem with this legend is that biologists now
believe there were never snakes in Ireland. Based on its
geological location and the temperature of the ocean surrounding it,
snakes had no way of ever migrating to the island.
The legend of the snakes is a metaphor for Saint
Patrick driving paganism out of Ireland by converting so.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Many people he drove the two legged snakes out of Ireland.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Aha. According to the US Census, there are more Irish
people in America than there are in Ireland. More than
thirty four million Americans had Irish ancestry. The population of
Ireland is just more than four million people. That's almost
nine times the population of Ireland that are in America.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
They left because of the potato famine.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Nothing to eat, okay, coming up, I actually had a
st Patrick's Day, Wake up slap, oh night from past
days when that was happening, coming up on the Bow
and Them show, Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. You know those guys. You're from Ireland too,
you know that's right? Okay, speaking of Saint Patrick's Day,

(33:19):
which is today. This is a wake up call we
did a few years ago, and it was right after
the Greenville Avenue parade for Saint Patrick's and apparently, well,
I'll just let the guy explain it to you. Rich
wants us to slap his friend. Now, explain exactly what happened.

(33:43):
I could explain it, but you were there, so you
know more than I do.

Speaker 13 (33:47):
Oh man, I was there.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
Although it's lazy.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I understand, understand.

Speaker 10 (33:53):
My buddy came to that. We were down on Lower Greenville.
We've been drinking for about, oh, I don't know, forty
eight hours. Was just what everybody was doing. Anyways, we
were we were walking down the side strips and uh,
and I had to stop and take a piss. So
I just you know, like you do.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
And uh, don't tell me you peede in somebody's yard, right,
Uh guilty?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, all right, all right, So James.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
James stumbles up, you know, up next to me about
you know, a few feet down, and starts taking a
piss too. And uh and the guy I didn't think
anybody was home. Uh, but the guy who apparently lived
in the in the the property who we were pissing on,
came out onto his porch started yelling and screaming and
throwing throwing a temper tantrum, and James freaked out and

(34:51):
uh and ended up puking in his yard.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (34:57):
I mean, yeah, it would have been enough if you
had just gotten scared of pissed on himself.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
But he.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
In the guy's yard. The guy was carrying on, and
I took off.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Run and then I don't know, I might get a
little pissed off somebody, because the people do that all
the time when they're walking on those side streets to
go to their cars. Oh yeah, okay, So your your
friend James, he's at home, right, Yeah, okay, now you're
gonna take it now, be believable. Okay, you're his buddy,
all right, all right, I don't know for how long

(35:29):
this buddy.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Hello James, Yeah, what up?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (35:38):
Dude, dude? Bad news man there they're cops over at
my house right now, and yeah they're they're I'm busted.
We we we screwed up really bad last weekend. You're
pissing in that guy's yard, do you remember off of Greenville. Yeah,
that's right. Well, the cops came and they're gonna take

(36:00):
me to the station and they're gonna they're gonna arrest me.
I think they they said they said that they like
they did I don't know, some like forensics on on
on my piss and they know that it was me,
and they they also did it because you puked, man,
and they did it on your on They found like
DNA in your vomit and like they're coming to a

(36:22):
rescue and they made me to they made me they
maybe confessed that it was me and that they had
like evidence. They had like all these papers and it
was wild man. But I'm busted and they're gonna get too.
And they're like they were digging in my puke. I
don't that's what they I don't know that's what they do.
They had all these papers. There were like five people.
There was this woman, it's like a scientist. She came
and the cop them. I don't know what to do, man,

(36:44):
But they're they're gonna arrest me. They're like they're they're
right out front. They making me call you and tell
and tell. They're right there, right now, they're right here.
Do you want to talk to them? They're right here. No,
don't tell them where I live? Man, Well they know
where you live, James. What the tent? Did they tell
your p and a and there? And what do you
what do you want me to do? They can find that.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Let me let me talk to you here, Let me
let me talk to him here.

Speaker 10 (37:10):
Want to talk to you?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Uh? You know, yes, sir. Uh, I'm afraid you're in
a heap of trouble. What what were you thinking when
you squizzing and that Feller's yard and then you earthed
in there? And uh, you thought you'd get away with
the third, didn't you?

Speaker 14 (37:27):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (37:28):
I just you know it was the wrong thing to do.
I was just trying to be saved really hard, and
I didn't want to drive that weekend.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Well, now, how would you like it if somebody was
to come over and whizz in your yard? You wouldn't
like it too much, Eric, would you?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
I wouldn't, but I'd understand you know circumstances.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Okay, well here's here's a deal. Now you're you're about
to be arrested for this time because because we we
did some forensic analysis and we realized we a chunk
of your puke. We did some tests on it, and
uh we know whose puke it is, so you can
do that now, yes, yeah, so, uh this is so

(38:10):
c s A right man, sir, I would think twice
about using that kind of language with an officer of
the law. Sorry, what, it's all right, It's all right
because because that's the least of your problems, is cushing
to a police officer, because because uh, we're gonna come
over there and handcuff you, and uh we might have
to beat you.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Ass damn it this bowing, Jim, I had you.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
A good way until you threw in the beat the
aft bit. What I wanted to see. I wanted to
see how far I could take it before he realized.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
What was going on. My heart is leaping out of myself.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's here for James and job Rich.

Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah, dude, you're you're at.

Speaker 15 (39:06):
Tell you what you bowl better think twice? Bore you
pissing somebody's yard. Well, we'll get a chunky You puke
and we'll find.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Out who you are.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Would not be surprised.

Speaker 16 (39:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Take away. That's wide Herb's brother. We never said Dallas
for worst Classic brock lone Star ninety two five. I
think of Bob Rivers when I play that, because last
Thursday we said goodbye to Bob Rivers who passed away

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and did all these parody songs, and he did the
one free balling, so we played that after that song.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Now I can't hear it without thinking of him.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Of course you can't. Of course you can't. Thanks Bo, Sure,
glad to do it. Okay, you want to go see
some Nascar, Well we got some coming on me the fourth.
That's on a Sunday. We have a family four pack
of tickets to the Worth four hundred at Texas Motor
Speedway Sunday. May the fourth be with you.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Okay, Okay, Now we're gonna give it away.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Well, it's Saint Patrick's Day. You're gonna have to listen
to a montage. Yes you are, Yes you are. Now
listen if you remember from last year. Yeah, this is
the exact same montage I use last year.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
We made a note of it.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, but yeah, I know, I can't remember what youw
me came up, but you have to count how many
times you hear Saint Patrick's like Saint Patti any any
St Patrick's the word Irish and the word green downs Okay.
St Patrick's Irish, Irish and green green? Okay, Now, as

(40:53):
I always do, I will give you one either.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Way, all right, and you're gonna play it twice for
us I can okay.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
If you got time, all right, okay, it's about two
and a half minutes long.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
All right, I'll play.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'll play it twice for you. Let's hear it, all right,
two one four or eight one seven, seven eighty seven,
one nine, two five? How many time do you hear
Saint Patrick's Irish and green? Here you go, Saint Patrick Irish.

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St Patrick.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Irish. It's a great day for the Irish. It's a
great day.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
For best three times today. I got to take it
for passing your green white. Can't you see my signals
turned meet around? Super lantern?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Got Now that don't mean it's time that being green.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It's not easy being green. Both brave men of the
Green bowerry.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
My green Tambery and believes that all green turned to Brown.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
The.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Terrens of Tulans cousin kill Doherty, Patrick O, Bogle and
Mullen the groom like Mali, Tan Daily and Bunnie or Flority,
Danny or dolanamous groups.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Saint Patrick sa.

Speaker 17 (42:45):
Saint Patrick's Day a day to celebrate Irish traditions.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Like drinking green clothes, green beer, and.

Speaker 18 (42:50):
Dancing and sham men in kilts, Irish cocktails and fighting corn.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Me, lord, I had a great idea. What have you
tried boring me? Attraction for a lot of people on
Saint Patrick's Day is drinking.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Because you drink.

Speaker 13 (43:07):
Let's drink green beer. Let's do green cello shots. Where's
your Saint's Day spirits drinking green tea?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
We use caffeine. I'm happy, says Patrick, say everybody.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Black power doesn't mean anything unless you have green power.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Ring Ladio.

Speaker 12 (43:35):
I don't know where then, mother Sy you one first?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Count him up? Count him up, caught him up. How
many times did you hear a reference to Saint Patrick's
the word Irish or the word green. You would have
almost made it. Annabelle, You're just a little too high.
Let me play it again. I understand there's a delay

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so here again, here goes one more time.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Saint Patrick's Irish, Saint Patrick's.

Speaker 19 (44:20):
Irish.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
It's a great day for the Irish. It's a great
day for me three times today.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I gotta take it for passing a green light.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
Can't you see my signals?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Turns meet around, super met.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Green lantern ain't got now.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
That don't mean it's time.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
That'd be a great It's not easy being green, both
grave men of the green bew ray.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
My green Tambury.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Unbelieves that all green turned to brown.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
The Terrence Tulan, this cousin till Doherty, Patrick Oboggle and
Mullen the groom like Melton Daily and Bunnie or Flority
Danny Dulan and Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 17 (45:34):
Saint Patrick's Day day to celebrate Irish traditions.

Speaker 18 (45:37):
Like drinking green clothes, green beer and dancing and shamers
men in kilts, Irish cocktails and fighting cornby lord, I
had a great idea, what have you tried boring?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Remaining attraction for a lot of people on Saint Patrick's
Day is drinking.

Speaker 13 (45:54):
Because you have a drink, Let's drink green beer. Let's
do green Schello spars or Saint Patty's the Spirits, drinking
Greantea with caffeine.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I'm happy sis Pazard to say, everybody.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Black power doesn't mean anything unless.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
You have free power.

Speaker 12 (46:20):
Ring lad, I don't know where then mother sy you
one first, right it now?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I done played the christ for you. Damn count them
up this one. You would be too too low, too loud. Yes, yes,
you're all right, two one four or eight one seven,
seven eighty seven. I will give you a hint. It's
over thirty all right, okay, just like we are. Let's

(46:55):
see me off. Somebody's gonna get this. I know, I know,
I know. Boy. Them show all right, how many times
did you hear Saint Patrick's Irish or Green eight twenty eight? No,
that's you're thirty. I told you it's over thirty, okay,
On them, show how many did you hear forty forty? No,

(47:15):
that's too hot, That's what I guess. So we need
to kind of split the difference here, all right. On
one of them, show how many references to Saint Patrick's
Irish and Green did you hear forty two? Forty two?
That's lake. No, it's in the thirties. It's in the thirties.
All right, think of that. On them show how many
did you get? How many did you get? Eight thirty

(47:37):
eight Now it's too hot, okay, go down from thirty eight, from.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Thirty to thirty eight in between, that's right.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
One of them, show how many times did you hear it?
Thirty seven, thirty seven? Tay you down just a little
bit more and you'll get it or not. On them
show how many times did you hear Green Saint Patrick's
or Irish? Thirty six? Thirty six?

Speaker 12 (48:07):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Take it down just a little a bit more, just
a little bit more. We're getting closer. Bon on them
show how many did you hear thirty five thirty five?
Our step go down just a little, just a.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Little bit more from thirty five, because that was my
initial guest.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Just a tad or an iota and you'll get it.
An iota, yeah, a smidge and I'm not sure. Bon
on them, show how many did you hear? It's not
thirty five, so it must be thirty four, thirty four,
Then I'll get it because it was thirty three. It
was actually thirty three. Wow, that was a lot, I know,

(48:47):
and it was kind of annoying as hell. All right,
who is this all right, you got some tickets to
the NASCAR races coming to take Smost Speedway. Hold on, uncle,
we got to get some information from your life. Thank you,
all right, hold on, hold on, hold on, he said,
wan's he talking?

Speaker 20 (49:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I see sat Patrick's day Lucky the.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Irish to you. Hey, we aren't done giving things away today.
Coming up next hour, Bo and I are going to
open up that lone Star ticket window and giveaway tickets
to see George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers August twenty six
at Texas Trust to Youth Theater. I want to go.
We'll make sure you're listening around eight forty for your
chance to win here on lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Fives lone Star ninety two five. Well, not too fast, No,
don't want a ticket, exactly exactly, Okay. Now we give
away NASCAR tickets all week long. We got a four
pack of tickets to the Worth four hundred at Texas
Motor Speedway. That'll be Sunday, May the fourth. That means

(49:48):
in the ticket window, we have tickets to see George
Thoroughgood and the Destroyers. That's at Texas Trust See You
Theater Tuesday, August the twenties.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
It's going to be a great show that'll.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Be coming up him momentary. Okay, Saint Patrick's Day. I
told you I had some goodies to play for you,
and I'm gonna play some now. Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 14 (50:08):
And some people may not be wearing green, but pinching
is so last year, so teach them a lesson they
won't forget with the Saint Patty's Day taser.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Hey, Brian, happy, Saint patt Oh you're not wearing green?
Huh Oh, guess you're gonna pinch me? Huh speak again?
Why next year? I'd better see you in green.

Speaker 14 (50:28):
The Saint Patty's Day taser sends the perfect message, you
better wear green on Saint Patty's Day, otherwise you're in
for a world a hurt.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'd be Saint Patrick's Day ten not for you.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Green, but I'm colorblind. I thought this was green. Oh,
my mistake. That one was an accident. This Saint Patty's
Day taser. Teach those non green wears a lesson.

Speaker 9 (50:48):
Available now the government and this station remind you that
many people use Saint Patrick's Day as an excuse to
swell down the booze, like David Hasselhoff at an open bar.

Speaker 21 (50:59):
So drive with a stream caution, especially if you've been drinking.
No wait, don't drive at all if you've been drinking.
Drinking and driving is bad, very bad. Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
We've started celebrating early, and the words on this paper
are kind of moving around, so I don't know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 21 (51:17):
But it's Saint Patrick's say, so be very careful of
people who may have been shotgunning Ginnis since early this morning.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Not that I'm saying I've done.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
That, Okay, I have. I think I'll lay down now.

Speaker 16 (51:31):
Sat Patty's Day, it's my favorite holiday. And uh, I
learned a song in honor of it. It's an old
Irish song. It's been passed down from generation to generation,
from father to son. When the boys on the verge
of manhood and uh, it's called down to the old

(51:53):
pub and stay now.

Speaker 17 (51:56):
The pulp is the face where the lads are beaten
when the moon's flow in the grounds are a bleeding.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the Pagan.

Speaker 17 (52:04):
The palm is the place when your lady is ranging.
So drink of your pine boys and thank your sham rocks.
That is meant, folks, we don't have to bleed.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
From our count and that we can escape from the lady.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
In red and get out of the house and go down.

Speaker 17 (52:22):
Putting old pop in stack.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Okay, very graphic. How long have you worked on this show?
Just check it? Just check it out of the corner, well,
star ninety two five, And are you okay?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I'm fine, Yes, I'm fine because.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I have another. It's not as bad as that one.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, that one was about the blood red moon that
we had last week.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's exactly what, honey. There's a blood regiment, all right.
So this is another Irish drinking song. In fact, it's
called an Irish drinking song, Maddy's day to go like this?

Speaker 20 (53:24):
Cat around me, lads and lasses said your par a
while and hark to me marny tale about the Emerald
is sorry our glasses. Hid's a friends and family god,
and lift our vices. In another Irish drinking song, consumption
took me. Mother and my father got in the box.
My brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in
a box. The other brother in the troubles met with

(53:47):
his demise. My sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes,
so that something bite morning, brow.

Speaker 19 (54:02):
Up, drink him once again.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Cleanliness is conveness young, because that's would sing.

Speaker 20 (54:08):
He broke his neck HiSLIP bin on the bower of
Irish beings agreed he was aid, though his.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Bide was just a fun.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his irish.

Speaker 19 (54:18):
Up so hard something early morning, we'll brow up drink
him once again.

Speaker 20 (54:39):
Drunken Uncle Brenda tried to drive up from the bar.
The road rose up to meet him when he fell
out on his car iron. He was what befell me
great grand uncle Sam. He choked upon the very last
potato in the land. Connor lived in Ulstertown. He used
to smuggle arms until the British killed him and cut
off his lucky charms. Dear old father Flanagan, who left

(55:02):
the yards apply and drought a sacramental wine beneath the
altar by now.

Speaker 22 (55:07):
Every all drink can can drink and drink and then somar.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Well, then something you.

Speaker 19 (55:14):
Bite early morning and will grow up. That's up, wake up,
and then go drink and once again.

Speaker 14 (55:20):
Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and tirelen sing.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
The lard will take me by the hand to join.

Speaker 10 (55:29):
All of me.

Speaker 15 (55:32):
Me only wishes.

Speaker 20 (55:33):
When the Savior comes for me and you, he kills.

Speaker 19 (55:39):
The cast of river Dams.

Speaker 16 (55:40):
I might go back to.

Speaker 22 (55:45):
A dink, drink something your bite and then will throw up.

Speaker 19 (55:53):
That's up, wake up, and then we'll drink him once again.
Then will grow up as out wake up, and then
we'll drink and once again.

Speaker 10 (55:59):
Then we'll grow up.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
What Hey, that gotha Irish dring his all for you. Hey,
be careful with your liver. Okay, yeah, deliver can rebel
against you if you.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Need a bit on it, definitely well.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
A Terran County Jewry has awarded one hundred and twenty
four million dollars to a woman who accused her former
pastor of sexual abuse.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Again another one, here we go.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
In twenty seventeen, Jose Francisco Bernal was arrested in charged
with the continuous sexual abuse of two children who attended
his church in Fort Worth. Bernal is the former pastor
at Tabernacle of Life Pentecostal church. Police said two adult
women came forward to report that the alleged sexual assaults
occurred when they were little girls living in hearst between

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two thousand and seven and twenty thirteen. In twenty twenty two,
a criminal jury could not reach a decision and a
mistrial was declared, but prosecutors ended up dimissing the charges
against it. But one of the victims filed a civil
lawsuit against BRNAL in twenty nineteen, which led to the verdict.
Jurors decided that Bernald did commit assault, sexual abuse and

(57:17):
sexual assault against the woman. Well, now he's got to
come up with one hundred and twenty four million dollars
eleven million for past mental anguage, twenty million for future
medal anguish, and ninety three million for other damages. This
comes days after Gateway Church founder Robert Morris was indicted
on five accounts of lewd and east decent acts with

(57:38):
a child. Unreal again, you guys are supposed to stamp Yeah, yeah, sanctuary. Yeah,
I mean, why does this keep happening?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Because they hide behind their faith.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yes, you know that's what's said, hide behind the pulpit
so you won't see their bone.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yep, Okay. A lot of disappointed fans of Journey. Journey's
performance at the Houston Livestock Show in Rodeo was cut
short by an electrical issue Friday night. It happened during
the band's hit song Don't Stop Believing. Audio cutout during
the song and the giant video monitors went completely black.
After the audio stopped, the crowd continues singing the lyrics

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to Don't Stop Believing until it was clear that the
sing along wasn't part of the show. People in attendance
at the concert saw stage hands rushed to the stage
with fire extinguishers. Apparently a fire broke out underneath the stage,
underneath the drummer's kit, and all the power cables had melted.
After a delay that lasted several minutes, an announcement was

(58:42):
made over the loudspeaker at NRG Stadium in Houston that
the show was canceled. Later, Rodeo Houston said a decision
on how to make it up to fans would be
posted on their social media, and Journey did the same thing.
They said that they were going to try to make
it up as soon as possible to the fans of
the band.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
It kind of.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Freaks out when you're on stage trying to remember the
lyrics to a song and there's a fire going on. Yeah,
but fortunately everybody in the audience knew. Seventy two thousand
people in the audience knew the lyrics. Yeah, yeah, they probably, Oh,
this must be part of the act.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yeah, you just want us to sing.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
It did turn into a nice moment.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I can't say the same about what happened sixty one
years ago today, long before the infamous TV moments of
people like O. J. Simpson In casey Anthony Jack Ruby, Oh,
sixty one years ago today got his murder conviction. Became
the first ever courtroom verdict to be televised. Ruby at
Dallas nightclub owner was found guilty of murder with malice.

(59:42):
Murder one I would guess would be shooting and killing
Lee Harvey Oswald, of course, the man who assassinated President JFK.
He was sentenced to death by electric chair, according to
the History Channel's website. Two days after Oswald fired three
shots to Kennedy at the window in his Dallas workplace,
Oswald was being transferred from police headquarters to the county
jail and bang, that's when Ruby pulled out a revolver

(01:00:05):
shot him in the chest at close range. We all
remember the terrible pictures of that, and just a couple
of days after we're seeing, you know, gunshot wound pictures
of our president being played on the news. Ruby was
convicted of murder sentenced to death. The historic verdict televised
for the first time. He appealed and was granted a
new trial, but he died of lung cancer before the

(01:00:25):
trial date was set.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Oh so be it. Well, you know, let's see. I
think it was Robbie Robertson of the band who passed away.
He told us a story about how they played at
one of Jack Ruby's clubs and they had no roof
on it. Oh my god. And he said, yeah, go ahead.
He didn't even go to sleep at the hotel. We'll
watch your equipment, they said, I don't think so. He said.

(01:00:51):
There was a one arm stripper dancing on. How did
she grab a hold of the pole? Good question, Very
careful with her legs. Okay, this has gotta stop. Texas
Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick wants to reclaim one of America's
most popular cuts of beef to acknowledge the lone star
States Cattleman. He wants to change the name of the

(01:01:11):
New York Strip take to the Texas Strip Steak. Come on, guys,
really sure if we can change the Gulf of Mexic,
Coach of the Gulf of America, and Greenland to red,
white and blue land. Why not make us even look stupider. Huh,
you're gonna do something, do it all the way. Well,
Tesla's are apparently easy to deceive. A Tesla on autopilot,

(01:01:35):
which uses strictly cameras instead of lidar as an other
light sensing tech, was tested by YouTuber Mark Roeber and
failed thanks to a classic cartoon trap a wall with
a fake road think wiley coyote and running into Okay okay.
That was placed in the middle of a road and
the car drove right straight through it. The car passed

(01:01:58):
a test where mannekin a child was put in front
of it, but could not stop for dense vog or
heavy rain. Oh man alive to Our vehicle is a
self driving vehicle that utilizes light detection and ranging technology
to create a detail three D map of its surroundings,
enabling it to navigate and avoid obstacles. Well, they didn't
quite pass that test, I guess, so I don't know

(01:02:21):
what is Musky saying?

Speaker 17 (01:02:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Hello, it is elon Musk and it's Saint Patrick's Day,
which means I'm using this as an opportunity to make
some money. Introducing the new Saint Patrick's Day Tesla. Oh
and it is an electric it runs on green Beer.
It's incredible. Saint Patrick's Day Tesla available today only.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, like you don't I have could pay nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Well, I would think on Saint Patrick's Day, since it's
a drinking holiday, they would give free rights.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Well you would think so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Yeah, that way everybody gets home safe and sound.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, it's called uber, but it's not free, No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
But they should offer discounts on Saint Patty's Well they should.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Hey, don't do a lot of places do that on
New Year's Eve. They'll pick you, run you home.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Who wants to get really tore up on a Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Well, somebody who wants to take Tuesday off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
So I guess who won our George Thoroughgood tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I don't think he's any relation to Richard, but Randy
Chamberlain is a first time winner show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Richard Chamberlain reference.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Thorn Birds, Doctor Kildare Showdown came on my TV in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Randy just moved here. From Ohio loves the show. Well, yeah,
welcome son. By the way, tomorrow is a toy box Tuesday.
I've got some goodies. I'm gonna play these little blasts
from the past. But we're also going to talk to
comedian Tom Poppa, who's coming to town on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I believe, yeah, and you can. Also, it's not too
early to call the Ascus hotline for Wednesday show two
one four eight sixty six eighty six hundred. Now, over
the weekend, we missed the IDEs of March.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, March fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yes, stab old Julius ed he said, stab bad boy
in the back.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
It's also dumbstruck day, That's what I Huh. I don't believe.
I am absolutely dumb strus If you dumb said that
people may be dumb struck after hearing amazingly good or
amazingly bad news. I know that you won't be dumb
struck by anything we say on the show, which you
might say yourself. So that show just did something dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
I was very dumbstruck by that song you played earlier,
the Irish drinking song.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Oh yes, yes, that one. Well, which one? Never mind?
I think I know which one you're talking about Yeah,
they hit hard. We missed National Corn Dog Day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
No, that's in September.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Who says we have to wait until the state ferry
gets here to mustard one of them things up?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Huh, only mustard for me?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I know ketchup. Do not put ketchup on a corn dog.
That's just dumb and it makes you look silly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I agree, Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I can.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Eat that mustard for me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
You peda. People ain't gonna like this. We missed International
Eat an Animal for Pita Day, just for pa. It
pisses them off.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Was that yesterday or the day before?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That was actually yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Okay? Well I did because I had beef fajitasha.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
This day was thought up in two thousand and three
by Meryl Yorish, a writer and teacher who lives in Virginia,
after she had just had it with people wanting to
shut down anything and everything that had to do with
eating meat. So if God didn't mean for us to
eat meat, why do you make the animal so damn taste.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Cows?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Yeah? Yeah, here's one. Everything you think is wrong day
except for International Eat an Animal for And we also
missed lips Appreciation Day, especially if they're your properly, if
you no one understand and I think you do. Who's
that gal that played Hot Lips, Fulahan and mass where's

(01:06:10):
your name?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Margaret?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Loretta Swift? Was Margaret Hot the movie screen?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
It was so funny?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, well so is this and insane?

Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Is hey?

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Coming up this afternoon with Jeff k He's going to
open up the lone Star ticket window again. He has
tickets to see Zebra's fiftieth anniversary Tier at the House
of Blues April twenty seventh. He'll get those away around
four forty this afternoon right here on Dallas fort worst
classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Dazed and Confuse, or as we call it Monday, very true,
especially after a Saint Patrick's weekend, even though today is
the actual day. But you should have done your brain
cell stumping over the weekend, Yes, because.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
It's a work week, so you have to wake up
tomorrow to go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah, and you had to wake up this morning to
go to work and you probably have a headache right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Moving a little slower than usual, let's just say.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Or as we call it Monday. Yes, all right, let's
talk some time wasters here what we got.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
All right, bo, this is what we have up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. Get well wishes are going
out to a couple of rockers today. First off, ZZ
top drummer Frank Beard. Oh yeah, Beard, the only member
without a beard, has temporarily stepped away from the current
tour to attend what a spokesperson calls a health issue

(01:07:35):
requiring his focus in the near term.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
But they haven't said what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
No, they have not, And as they did in twenty
twenty one when Dusty Hill died his tech Elwood Francis
Phil dvoid Well, now the band is using longtime tech
member percussionist and drummer John Douglas to fill in for
Frank Beard. But get well soon, Frank Beard. Dave Mason
has once again had to cancel his spring tour, which
was to start Art Thursday, due to a medical situation.

(01:08:02):
You know, he had that heart surgery back in November.
Will Now, in a statement release Friday, the seventy eight
year old had to be hospitalized due to a serious infection.
His summer tour, however, is still on the books. Fingers crossed,
he has a stop at the Pavilion at Toyota Music
Factory and Irving on July twentieth, when he's going to
be joined by Kansas and thirty eight Specials. So hopefully

(01:08:25):
he'll still be able to do his summer tour.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
That's a good bill.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Alice Cooper held his annual Coopstock golf tournament and concert
over the weekend at the Lassendas Golf Club in Mesa, Arizona.
You know how much Coop loves to play golf.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Joining him on stage for the concert this year Judas
Prix singer Rob Halford, Cheap Trick singer Robin Zander, and
Living Color singer Corey Glover. Proceeds from Coopstock benefit Alice's
Solid Rock teen Centers.

Speaker 23 (01:08:52):
Solid Rock is a place where any teenager can come
in and learn any instrument, art, dance anything for free.
You know, it's a Christian nonprofit, but it's not a church.
We don't care who you are. If you're a teenager,
you're welcome. We don't care what your sexual thing is,
if you're teleban, we don't care. As long as you're
a teenager, you're welcome here. And what it does it

(01:09:13):
gets kids away from gangs and into music.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Yeah, yeah, so good for Alice Cooper for doing that
raising lots of money over the weekend. If you want
to see some highlights from Coopstock, we have that up.
And we came close to seeing a reunion of Russia's
Geddy Lee and Alex Liifson on stage this summer. Lifstince
said they were invited to and agreed to take part
in the final Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath performance on

(01:09:39):
July fifth and Birmingham, England, but they had something come
up so they aren't able to make it after all
last year. Of course, Rush fans got their hopes up
when Getty said he and Alex get together occasionally to
jam a little bit.

Speaker 24 (01:09:53):
Alan I do get together from time to time and
we jam a little bit. Sometimes we have fun trying
to remember our old songs and that's funny. And we
talk about possibilities, but we don't have any plans. You know,
we have really nothing in writing where we would say
this is on the books, We're going.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, well, you know you can't be rushed without Neil Peart.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Very true. Now, until then, Alex is busy with his
other band, Envy of None. They're going to release their
second album, Stigian Waves on March twenty eighth, and we
have their new single up that you can check out.
And we talked about this a little bit earlier. Journey
went viral over the weekend when they were forced to
cut short their Friday show in Houston at the Houston
Livestock Show in Rodeo when a little fire caused their

(01:10:41):
equipment to melt down, so they had this power outage.
If you want to see all their fans, seventy two
thousand fans at NRG Stadium in Houston singing, don't stop
believing when the power went out. We've got that up.
And finally, last week, Stephen Colbert interviewed Gary Oldman about
his role as Jackson Lamb on Apple TV Slow Horses,
where his character loves to pass gas, and Stephen Colbert

(01:11:05):
on The Late Show asked the Academy Award winning actor
whether his roles would have been better had he passed
gas in those roles. We've got the video up on
the Bow and Them Show page lone star ninety two
five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
That is mouth Gone in case he is that what
that was? Mouth Gone? Sounds like something you go to
the doctor for me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Yeah, you need to be numbed before you get a
mouth gone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
God, I'm spitting blood. You got mouth gone. Well that's
the end of a Saint Patrick's Day show. I hope
you enjoyed it. I was fine, and I found this
little kid bit for you. Kissing the Blarness Stone, a
tradition at BLARNEY's Castle in Ireland, is believed to bestow
the gift of gab when you lean down and come

(01:11:55):
up and kiss the Blarney Stone. So why don't you
kiss it? You've got the gift of But locals in Court,
Ireland would oftentimes tell tourists that they kissed it. The
locals didn't kiss the Blarney Stone. They would pee on it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Yes, that way, after they kissed it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
They would go, yeah, they were just messing with them.
It's not true. But there's another one going by the blindage.
I mean, in the age of COVID.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
You got a wonder of kissing that stone that people
have been kissing from all over the globe.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Have you ever won, like pulled the prank on a
tourist in Texas or like in Mexico. My cousins and
I when we were out at a restaurant and we
would see German tourists, for example, or Australian or a
British tourist. We would be putting halopenos on hamburgers and
it's like Mexican pickles. You want something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Mexican pickles, and there they kind of are. But it's
fun to watch people that aren't used to spicy food.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Already.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
It's paccanti sauce for Okay, up, nations are I have
to show decompression session on the Facebook page. Right go
to Lone Star Night to Facebook page and you'll see
our ugly mugs right down.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
We'll talk about Saint Patrick's Day and whatever else pops up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Yeah, we want to hear about your parade experience in them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
There's a lot of drinking going on, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
No, she paused there just before she said that, which
means I can remember too much.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
A good time and a lot of rascals are there
New York County, Just a lot of people, and they
were like, they took me at my word and they
provided me with jello shots. You fill did, okay, the
most beautiful jello shot with a little candy stripe that
looked like a rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah, beautiful. All right, we're gonna have to hear some
more about this, yes, yeah, because uh, I don't know.
First of all, I hate jello. I've never liked jello,
even when I was a kid, not even with alcohol. Well, no,
I didn't know about alcohol back then. I know my
daddy wobbled every once in a while, so I knew
there was something called alcohol, but I didn't know it

(01:14:13):
back then because I just kid.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Well, I think that it's because as a kid, we
always got jello when we were sick. Yeah, so you
always thought, oh Jello, it's because I was sick.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
He Injuril.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
I'm not big on jello either, but when it's in
a Jello shot touching.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Okay, I think talk sounds like a good one for
the after show today action Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Question, welcome to Jello shot Toy Kiev on the show. Okay,
So we're gonna see what kind of talk you guys
want to do, because our after show decompression Zationion is
next where we just kind of tried to unwind and depressurized. Yeah,
that's why we call it the decon Brason. So tomorrow

(01:14:57):
is a Toybox Tuesday plus Comdia Tom Papa on the show.
But don't you oversleep and we'll see you tomorrow. I
bye bye.