Full Show Replay- Bert Kriescher Calls the Show! Also, Tom Papa Calls too! (Ep 1331)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Brand her now.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Loomstar ninety two five, The Home of the Bowing Them Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
One hundred thousand spum and you were the fastest.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
You're short on ears and long on mouth. You were
literally too stupid to insult.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Thank you a coppon clup lists and couscuble of malignans.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Your bread is so stink people look forward to you.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Fuck.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, here, boy, how's it going about Roberts, Well, it's going.
I'm not sure what direction it's heading, but it's going somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, it's a toy box Tuesday. So what do you
have planned for us today?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Mister?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
There's a bunch of famous birthdays, yeah, which I'm going
to acknowledge.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
I'll tell you about them later on. I don't want
to spoil it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Also, I did not realize it's spring break. Oh yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Spring break for Louisville and Carrollton last week, and I
guess Frisco this week.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Huh yeah, I drove by my grandson's high school reading
and where the cart going on? I thought it was
a holiday. Oh then it snapped to me, spring.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
Break another sign we're getting older. Spring Break just whizzes
right by us these days.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, I do have some spring break goodies I can excellent. Yes,
And of course we have tickets to go seev Work
four hundred at Texas Motor Speedway that is Sunday, May
the fourth. And you may be wondering.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
How I'm gonna give them away, but I ain't gonna tell.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, it's a toy box Tuesday, so I know it's
gonna be a fun way.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh well, of course, it always a fun way. Also
in the lone Star ticket window at eight forty, take
us to see George Thurgood and the Destroyers.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
They're coming to town in August.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So yes, today is Tuesday, which makes it a toybox Tuesday.
But that's not all. We celebrate Awkward Moments day. Okay,
if you keep listening this morning, I'm sure you'll hear
one all more on the show today.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Both pretty good at putting us in an awkward moment.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, d I've been subjected to awkward moments quite a bit.
Several this week, just yesterday in that the blood Red
Moon song. Yeah that was I felt my stomach to
go to the pub instead, down to the.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Old pub instead. Well you know there there will be
awkward moments. Just enjoy them and embraak. Absolutely. It is
Goddess of Fertility Day making a witch.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It celebrates fertility, life and rebirth and takes place a
few days before the spring equinox each year, which by
the way, is this Thursday. Also, be careful that the
Goddess of Fertility doesn't give you a little gift if
you don't take proper precautions.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
If you know what I'm saying, he might be of you, lady.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I never know.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's forgive mom and Dad day. Oh sure I could
do that. Mama, I'll forgive you for beating my ass
back when even though I deserved every squat you gave me.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It was just a correction, bo, That's what it was.
Oh yeah, well I got a lot of correcting.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
When I was younger.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
What did they use boa belts or swift in the back.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
My dad had a razor strip, you know what those
dark where you sharpen a straight on it super thither
strip beat your ass with that. It will hurt for
a month plus. You'll have a big outline of a
razors as National Agriculture Day.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Today, Thank you all our farmers.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you eat last night and this morning? Did you
have clothes put on you so you didn't have to
go to work in the underwear? Well, thanks agriculture.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
We appreciate.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes we do. National Biodiesel Day. I mean, if your
car doesn't run on it, you can't really celebrate.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
It, can you.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah, Willie Nelson was selling bio diesel down there towards
West Texas for a while, but it's gone.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I remember that it's an iron skillet now, yes, yes,
I love iron skillet. Those are good here.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I like Willie Moore though. It is a National Oatmeal
Cookie Day.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yum.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, oh no, you got to have the raisins. You
have my whole oatmeal cookie. I want to chocolate chip
one instead. All right, well you can have a couple
of those for dessert because today is National Sloppy Joe Day.
Oh yum. Remember when you were in school and you
got excited when the morning announcements came on. I believe

(05:02):
all the servings of Joelers in the lunch today.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, Hamburger Day and Sloppy Joe Day and Enchilada Day
was always popular.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah, okay, so sports of all sorts coming up him.
But of course it's a toy box Tuesday. Also we
have comedian Tom Poppa on the show.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah, he's gonna call in home.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, she's got the Grateful Bread Tour coming to the
Majestic on Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And we're gonna talk to our old friend Bert Kreischer.
The machine in size so we best get rid of
so we should shops time.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Stirp shirp.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
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Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well will you look at the time at.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
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Speaker 1 (05:49):
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Speaker 2 (05:54):
Here are some almost good news, all right, Dallas Mavericks
have a signed forward at the Davis to the G
League Texas Legends as he works back from his injury. Now. Yesterday,
the Mavericks amount announced that Davis and guard Jaden Hardy
will be assigned to Legends now. The assignment will allow
Davis to ramp up for a possible return to the

(06:15):
Mavericks sooner than later. Now. He got hurt during his
debut with the first first game, I know, after the
Luca trade. Yeah, great trade. Huh Yeah, that was on
February eighth, before leaving with an abductor strain. He was
acquired as part of that Luca to the Lakers package,
which was still sore about. It's not clear if Anthony

(06:38):
Davis will play in any games for the Legends or
just work out with the team until he gets better.
But the Mavericks are currently tenth in the Western Conference
and in position for the final playing spot if they
can get some kind of momentum going during these last
thirteen games of the regular season. It's already winding down.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, sure enough, the curse continues, bo. Anthony Davis may
get hurt playing with the Legends.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Can you imagine that would be horrible?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It wouldn't surprise me at all the luck we've had right.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Having to report that on our show.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, well, we'll make fun out of absolutely.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay. March Madness officially gets underway today with two games
in the first four, which determines what final four teams
will officially make it into the sixty fourteen field starting
Thursday afternoon. Now, the first four starts with two games tonight,
followed by a pair of matchups Tomorrow night, with all
the action taking place from University of Dayton Arena in Dayton, Ohio.

(07:40):
There is one Texas team in the first four, my
Texas Longhorns. They're going to square off tomorrow night against Xavier.
Tip off for that game at eight ten tomorrow at first.
All first four games are available to watch on True TV.
They're also streaming on March Madness Live app and Sling TV. Now, SMU,
you missed out on the NCAA tournament for the eighth

(08:03):
straight year.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I remember they for the last couple of years. Yeah,
straight years. I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
But they will play in the National Invitational Tournament the NIT,
starting tomorrow. Number one seed SMU will face Northern Iowa
tomorrow at SMU's Moody Coliseum. Tip Off is at eight pm,
and North Texas, Me and Green also taking part in
the NIT. They're going to face Furman tomorrow night at
seven at the superpit Unt Coliseum in Denton.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Lucky plan, all right, some of you might remember Warren
Buffett doing this just over ten years ago, back In
twenty fourteen, billionaire Warren Buffett created a challenge for his
employee staff, anyone who could fill out a perfect March
Madness bracket one billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, because no one's ever done it, no one ever
will do it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, he knows his money's safe.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, the art of the deal here from Buffett. He
wasn't worried.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
He knew the odds of a perfect bracket or measured
literally in quintillions, a number followed by about eighteen zeros.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
My god.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Since then, Buffett has offered the bracket challenge every year,
modifying it to a million dollars a year for life
for the winner. Okay, and of course there have been
no winners. Now a million dollar prize will be awarded
if the entrant correctly picks the winners of at least
thirty of the tournament's thirty two first round games schedule
for Thursday and Friday. No need for a perfect bracket instead,

(09:26):
just to need for a very very really good first round.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, because he does this every year, knowing this, I'm
not gonna have to pay squad.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You told us the story yesterday bo about that one
guy that got forty nine games but you didn't get
a perfect bracket.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes, in a lifetime, he knows that his money is safe.
O one buffet. Tracy Morgan suffered a medical emergency during
the Knicks heat game at Madison Square Garden last night,
causing a delay in the game. He was seated courtside
when he suddenly vomited, and witnesses reported that he was
bleeding from his nose and could barely stand up. I

(10:05):
saw the video this morning. Was very scary. Really. Yes,
he was escorted off the court in a wheelchair, holding
a towel to his face. Madison Square Garden officials expressed
their well wishes, saying we hope Tracy feels better soon
and look forward to seeing him back courtside. Don't know
what happened yet, but he just kind of had an episode,
but that's pretty scary. Blood come out nose and vomiting.

(10:29):
Anytime there's blood without the vomiting, that's even scary enough.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
The twenty twenty five Major League Baseball season actually started
early this morning as the defending World Series champion Dodgers
and Chicago Cubs are in Japan, with the first pitch
thrown at two ten this morning in the fifth. The
Dodgers currently lead the Cubs three to one. Now the
teams will play another game in Japan tomorrow, same time,

(10:57):
two o'clock in the morning. If you are a baseball
fan who doesn't care about the Dodgers or the Cubs
and doesn't want to watch a baseball game before breakfast,
your Opening Day will be Thursday, March twenty seventh. That's
when almost all the teams are going to be playing
their first game, including your Texas Rangers, who will play
a globelive field in Arlington against the Boston Red Sox.

(11:19):
First pitch on that day three to five. So you
might want to ask for the afternoon off right now.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, go ahead and put the bug in your boss's ear. Yes,
hadn't been to a Rangers opening day game. I've been
to one, but it wasn't the Rangers.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, I've never been to an opening day game like
the opening weekend, but never opening Yay, here.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
You go, all right.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
For the past seven years he has put in his
service on horseback as a cowboy, But Cooper Rush is
packing his bag.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
I think he's been a pretty decent backup quarterback for
the Dallas Cowboys. Undrafted out of Central Michigan back in seventeen,
he developed into the trusted number two behind Dax. Started
fourteen games of the passport seasons. Rush is once again
heading out of Dallas, Texas. He signed a deal with Baltimore.
The veteran will back up Lamar Jackson. He can earn
up to twelve point two million with his new team.

(12:12):
This past season, he led them to a four to
four record in place of an injured Dak Prescott, finishing
his time in Dallas with the mark of nine to five.
Rush was the quintessential game manager. He completed sixty point
seven percent of his attempts for three thousand, four hundred
yards plus twenty touchdowns, and he got ten picks in
his career with the Cowboys. He was never gonna wow

(12:35):
anyone with his athleticism or his arm strength, but he
rarely cost the team a win.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Who's gonna be Dack's back up?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Now?

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, we'll let you know after all the trading.
Whu ha gets all done?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, better call Reedy High School West Virginia coach Rich Rodriguez,
like all football coaches, watch his players to go up
on time, work hard, and play your best son well
another thing, don't dance on TikTok. What Earlier this week,

(13:09):
coach Rodriguez, who is beginning his second stint as the
Mountaineers head coach, said they're going to be on it
or not, So I'm not banning them from it. I'm
just banning them from dancing on it.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh, come on, a.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Big football player dancing around on TikTok. Who wouldn't want
to see that?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, but they're spending all their time practicing the dances
and not enough on foot.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, he said, that's not the image of our program
that I want. Heisman Trophy winner Travis Hunter, Boise State
star Ashton Jeneity, and Nebraska's Dylan Riola are among college
football players who have posted dance videos on TikTok. And
I'm sure it was a sight to see. Yeah, you're

(13:51):
already the freaking Fool Files. Next on the bow and
then show Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Okay, I got some goodies from the toy
box coming up. I think I'm gonna do the spring
break stuff first. Oh yes, please, since you little kids
are own spring break diving, your mama crazy, aren't you?

(14:15):
It is now time for the freaking full final and
not everything is a money making opportunity. Joanna Kathleen Kinman,
a forty eight year old woman in Melbourne, Australia, was
working at an animal shelter when some of the dogs
there started puking. Really, they were puking up human toes.

(14:38):
Oh no, no, no, no, oh.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
The dogs had apparently fed on the body of a
man who died of natural causes before they were brought
to the shelter.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Im don't give it. Damn yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, instead of reporting the remains, Miss Kinman decided the
thing to do was take those body parts and sell them.
No she did. I mean, look, who would not want
a necklace made with human toes to go around.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
One that's been in and out of a dog's digestives?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, clean it up. Authorities eventually learned about the incident
and charged her. She was sentenced to eighteen month community
corrections in order, which will allow offenders to serve their
punishment in the community under supervision rather than prison, and
may include conditions like community service, rehabilitation programs, or curfews.

(15:35):
She will serve no jail time as long as she
toes the line, I should have apologized right before.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I said that.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I found it funny.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Took that story where it belongs.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, let's travel to Michigan police near the northern tip
of Michigan's Lower Peninsula. We're called to a motown to
help secure an unusual piece of life left behind property.
A live alligator.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
The Chuboygan Police Department said officers were called to a
Pine Rivers motel room when housekeeping staff found a live
alligator under the bed in a recently vacated room.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Can you imagine how scared they was? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Police determined the three foot alligator, named Wally Gator, just
like the cartoon in the same name that cartoon Show
Me Too, belong to a man who owns multiple exotic
animals and then takes them to elementary schools for demonstrations.
Kind of like our boy Darryl the Snake Guy, except
they he does it with alligators. He later told authorities

(16:38):
that he did not realize Wally the Gator was gone
until later. How do you lose an alligator that he
apparently had been searching for. Wally the owner was contacted
and told police he knew Wally was missing, but didn't
realize he'd been left at the motel. Wally was reunited

(16:59):
with his owner on Friday night, and all is well.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Now you won't even leave your dog there accidentally. How
does somebody accidentally leave an alligator? Yeah, and do a
room check before you Yeah, yeah, okay, let me make
sure I got my toothbrush and alligator.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh yeah, my alligator.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
I gotta it was a pet spider or a baby snake.
Maybe I can see it. All right, here's some more
alligator and croc stuff. Since we're on that subject. This
one takes us over to the land of the Filipinos
and what can be described as one of the stupidest
accidents so far this year. A man seriously injured by
a crocodile after climbing down into a crocodile pool to
take a selfie with it. No, he did, thinking that

(17:41):
it was a fake crocodile.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Now, why would they put a fake crocodile in some water?
Poor stupid people.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Yeah, they would be pretty It wouldn't be an old
pool of poopy water down below in a pit, you know,
with safety walls and whatnot.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
This guy was sixty eight years old.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
His name is Nahmias at Chipata, and this Filipino man
I was visiting an amusement park when he spotted what
he thought was a lifelike model of a crocodile. It
looked eerily realistic, So this guy it looked realistic too him. Well,
maybe you should do your homework before you climbed down.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, throw something at it. See if it blinks.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It don't go in there.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Unfortunately, it was also this guy's birthday, so I think
he's had better birthdays down the wall. He went to
take a selfie with the reptile that he thought was fake.
He even tapped it on the head to see if
it was real. It was, and the thought was is
that the model could actually be a real crocodile. That
never crossed his mind, he said, at least until he
got dangerously close to it, got ready to take the picture,

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and the croc sank his teeth into the guy's left
arm and then spun around him doing one of those
crocodile death rolls, you know, pulled him down into the
pool into the nasty water down there, alligator poop and all.
A nurse on duty at the resort administered first aid
to the sixty eight year old. A bambulance rushed him
to the hospital. He under went multiple surgeries. He even

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had one of the crocodile's teeth stuck so deep into
his leg the doctors couldn't get it out.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Like a boy, Oh yeah, still think it's a fake gator.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Now. A lot of times when people go to war
and get shot, they can't dig that bullet out and
they just leave it in there. He's got a tooth.
The amusement park agreed to cover the costs of the treatment.
A spokesperson denied that they had been negligent in preventing
the terrible accident, claiming that the area where the crocodile
attack occurred was off limits.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I don't think it was the amusement park's fault.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
No, some dumbasses.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's a dumb ass.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I need a selfie with an alligator that looks like
a fake one that's in a pod. I'll go take
a selfie with that, Okay, believe it or not.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
There is now a procedure that some women are getting
to make their promised land look more attractive. What it's
called lavia labia puff surgery. Oh, I think I've heard
about Yes, Yeah, the procedure injects fillers into the outer edges.
Well you know, it gives it a fuller look for

(20:08):
when the woman finally decides to let her man have
some so or muffin won't look so unattractive and calls
him to flee and disgust as. Doctor Karen Leong, a
plastic surgeon who offers the procedure, explains, a labia puff
can give you a younger, more rejuvenated looking volva. And

(20:28):
who wouldn't walk that? Yeah, like your man really cares
what it looks like if you've been riding a horse
all day when the time comes, a.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Little butter biscuit coming out of the oven buttered biscuits.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh my god, it sounds dirtier when I say it,
but I'm just trying to put it into perspective. But
doesn't laby a puff sound like a breakfast series New
Kellogg's Lay a Puff? I guess it could be, depending
on a mude at the time there and who would
be the mascot for that? Be a puff? Cereal? Oh fish?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
I used to be a fan of this stuff, and
then I found out that all these vaginal modification surgeries.
They cause a less sensitivity down there. Oh, that's you,
remember that.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Guess what you need? We gotta work hard enough as
it is. We'll need that dadies. Now you need two
lip fillers. Oh now see if I would have said
that you oh oh.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
No, all right, moving on, coming up next hour.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
On a Toy Box Tuesday, Bow has a fun way
for you to score a family four pack of tickets
to the Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway.
It's happening Sunday, May fourth, will be broadcasting live. If
you want to win, be listening around seven fifty to
the Bow and Them show here on Dallas fort Worth's
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Speaker 2 (21:57):
Maybe I think you got an infection something Dallas Horse
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love me an American girl as long as she's had
laby a Puff's.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Newby a puff.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, and you're a grocer's eye. They stay crunchy and
milk okay. Toy Box Tuesday. Now. Over the weekend we
had a few significant birthdays.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
One was Mike Love of the Beach Boys. He turned
eighty four. Eighty four Now we've had Mike love on
many many times, but I forgot to ask him this question,
exactly how did Charles Manson get his way into the
Beach Boys circle.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
Well, he didn't really get his way into the Beach
Boys so much as he became a roommate of my cousin, Dennis.
Dennis picked up a couple of girls. Were hit shocking.
They were Charlie Manson's girls, and we were on tour
and Dennis came back from a tour and Charlie and
the girls were living in his house. So he lived

(23:04):
with Charlie Manson for a number of months and back
and forth to the Spawn ranch where they lived. And
so there are some real creepy, weird things that happened,
but that was Dennis's. Dennis wanted us to join Manson's family.
Ooh yeah, but no, we didn't do that. And I
only met the guy once. So but it was an

(23:25):
interesting meeting, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
So basically it was Dennis let the little head do
the thinking for the big and he picked up two
girls and this guy that happened to.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Be with him, that's right. And there were a lot
more than two girls too. I mean there was a
you know, a whole group of them, and we were
invited to dinner. Bruce Johnson and I were recording and
we took a break and we were invited to dinner
at Dennis's house. We were the only people with clothing on.
But when they say the beach Boys in Charlie Manson,
it was Dennis and Charlie. But since he was one
of the Beach Boys, then we were affiliated in that way,

(23:56):
but not as directly and intimately as so to speak.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, but that it could have worked out really really bad.
As we all can imagine here.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
Well, I got a call when I was living I'd
separated from my wife and I was living in Manhattan Beach, California,
and I got a call, say, prepared to die pig.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Ooh that was not fun.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
O scared? Imagine that was not fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I wonder if when they met Charlie Manson, if they
saw like whenever you see pictures of him, it just
looks evil like his eyes.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Those eyes, I was going to say, those eyes are
like vacant. Also, over the weekend, D Snyder, Yeah, he
turned seventy and d Snyder is just a hoot. Here's
one of the last times we talked to him. Are
you really the quiet one in the family?

Speaker 11 (24:44):
I am absolutely the quiet one.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
First of all.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
Yeah, man, won't you know, I mean, look at nobody's
listening right not to this show. No, I mean, well,
we go home, okay, because I did mornings and I
do TV and perform.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
And we're you know, we're up beating.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
We do our thing. We go home.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
We don't go you know, I curl up in the
fetal position under the pool table and suck my thumb.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
I got you know, where's going out?

Speaker 11 (25:11):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It's okay, dance under the pool table.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
He's under the pool table again. And plus, you know,
I've been with after thirty four years, she says, Brooklyn Italian, tough,
hot chick, and she wasn't going to be the quiet one.
So somebody had to do it.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
It was me.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Well she's a doll. I'll tell you have a sit there.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Say, man, don't be hitting one's wife. We're talking to him.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
Last week we had our thirty four year anniversary, thank you,
you know, And Susanne was on a show called Rockstar
Wives and they said, you know, how do you, you know,
keep that marriage going? She said, well, I'm my husband's wife,
and I'm his mistress.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Right on the show.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
Unbeknownst to me, for my thirty four year anniversary, she
took lap dancing lessons. Look, and so we're we We've
got this hotel suite. Says I've got a surprise for you.
When she leaves the room, she comes back full blown loop,
you know, the Catholic schoolgirl outfit on the short skirt.
Knock me down and you know what me shoes? Oh stop,
the shirt's open, And I said, she starts dancing over there.

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I said, are you gonna give me a lactance?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The cameras are on.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
I literally picked her up and took her another room.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
But you know, anytime you say, hey, baby, why don't
you take a leap dancing class?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
What?

Speaker 8 (26:24):
What?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
No? No, no, you can't suggest things like that. Not
why buy one of those old school composition notebooks? You
know the ones, the black and white marbleized cover. Oh yeah,
give it to you. I say, honey, why don't you
watch Growing Up Twisted?

Speaker 8 (26:36):
This week is.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, take some notes, take some notes and maybe you'll
get an idea. So there's there's d Snyder and I
got one more birthday to tell you. Yeah, who else?
Nancy Wilson of Heart. She turned seventy one and still
at the end of this, I asked her if she

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remembered when I kissed her, did you full in the mouth?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, but it wasn't no tongues or anything.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, i'll let you hear no sounds like mister Bill.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
You guys are perky today.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's all coffee. Believe me, it's all coffee.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
Oh I'm having my coffee now.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So we're just placing bets on which one of you
would draw short straw and have to talk to us.
So it looks like Nancy, you're the one.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You're it.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
We're happy to talk to you. We've always had a
love affair with Texas, for sure.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
And the last time I saw you guys was at
Billy Bob's and Fort Worthy.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Oh man, right.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You guys were so on, I mean, and still got it.
You still got it and keep it till they take
it away from you.

Speaker 12 (27:41):
Okay, we'll do it. Texas was like a foreign country
to us, being from Seattle when they first came there,
and it was just as big as a country all
by itself, you know. But we were kind of history
buffs and we you know movies like you know rain Tree,
what was the one Mercies? Where's the Texas movie again

(28:04):
with Liz Taylor? And Giants?

Speaker 13 (28:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Giant, Yes, Giant.

Speaker 10 (28:09):
That movie called Giant.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
I'm sorry a little early.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
For me, That's okay.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
You know, we had like all of the fascinations for
the history and all the stuff going on with Texas.
And the food is extremely good.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Have we got some barbecue here or what?

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (28:25):
I know it. They went to some restaurant the first
time we came to Texas where they had a woman,
a waitress with you know, a gun belt that has tequila.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You usually find those ladies at topless bars. I always
remember at two Lane Stadium in New Orleans when there
was a big festival with Heart and Fleetwood Mac and
Nancy kissed me. You remember that you kissed me backstage
at the show. I told you that last time we
talked to you, you kissed me, and you've been thinking

(28:59):
about me this whole time.

Speaker 12 (29:01):
I must have had some brain cells that got lost along.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
The way, because she wouldn't have done.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
It if she'd have been right in her head.

Speaker 12 (29:08):
You know, kiss you did not?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yes you did, Yes you did.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
I've told you.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I have told that story over and over. You kissed
me on the cheek. I mean you didn't slip me
any tongue.

Speaker 10 (29:17):
Or anything that could be true.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Then okay, all right, I'm not saying we had a
big makeout session.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
I can always say, Man, Nancy Wilson kiss me.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
She know she don't admit it, but I know she Jimmy,
you went, and.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
We got enough of that to go around oning. Oh yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Lone Star ninety two five. Okay, Now, we got these
tickets to the Worth four hundred the Texas Motor Speedway
in May. It's a family four pack. And I bet
you're wondering how long giving what?

Speaker 11 (29:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bow, Well there's an actor who turns se seventy four yesterday,
Kurt Russell. Love Kurt Russell. We had him on the
show one time about twenty two years ago.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
So, uh, I'm gonna play the trailer to a Kurt
Russell movie. You identify it, and you get the tickets to.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
The word another actor who has a huge movie.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, I thought you were gonna say something else.
You'd be surprised. Okay, let's see what have I not
played for you. I got a request, Oh mister Wiggley
from Reverend Billy. Oh yeah, I'll do that here in
a minute. But I got this for you since it's
spring break at least in my neighborhood, so soak this in.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
I like splay break because you know what job it is.

Speaker 13 (30:45):
I'm going to need all the hot guys to come
up to the stage right now, Telas.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Let me hear you make some noise.

Speaker 13 (30:57):
Body paggying my dam in the tan CROs dancing window,
closing smy timing every young man.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Who want to do what sud we do.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm going to get We can't one week with the
Kings of the beings, bage.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Water on the Garli Turkey dam.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Flow it down a little bit, will you?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
And the worst of this news.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
She's related to you when she's on the spring Break DVD.

Speaker 14 (31:35):
Very lovely Skin, Skin Skin spring Break kids here for
the sole purpose of party, springing break.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
Or so.

Speaker 15 (31:48):
It's the start of a whole new education. Four others.
It's a more advanced course spring break. It's the reason
kids go to coming in the first place.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I'm still my inner pants. Why what happened to I
think they students heading to spring break?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Would you like the standard bikini wack I used to coach.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
From miscuous behavior right near the beach.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Suggesting students take it along with them on spring break.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Here this time the game of new beach like beer,
I'm going to Hawaii or having sex to.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
A spring breaker with a problem?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
What is the drinking angine mix?

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Ago forty let's take off our shirts and the rest break.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I bet he can party.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Learn how to take off a woman's sprung.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I gotta say, well, parties normally bummed me out yet
the morning after pill before going on spring break.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
That's your idea of a worthwhile spring break?

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Sign up?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
The gathering is going to be completely off the hook, right.
You can't better behave yourself? You understand?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh yeah, dolla? Forest Plassic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. As if that family hadn't been through enough already.
Neil Peart's brother just died.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I know he was a poet, and we actually have
video of him reciting one of his poems up on
our page as we pay tribute to Danny.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Can I ask you some yes?

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
How do you make money as a poet?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You have a rich brother who's a drummer for rock oh, okay, yeah,
that would help.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, that would help.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
By the way, tomorrow is Ask Us Stuff Day. I
know you've got a question that you'd like to challenge us,
just to see if we can find it. So call
the Ask You Stuff Hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. We'll answer your question on the
air and play Choose your News for those tickets to
the worth four hundred at Texas Motor Speedway. As a

(33:46):
matter of fact, we're fixing to give those tickets away
here just the moment.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, and don't forget tomorrow. We do have a theme,
Yes we do. Yeah, it's on my calendar.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
I've got a good one for you too.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Okay. Here we are on toy Box Tuesday. And every
so often you guys request this. And he's an old
friend of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Reverend Billy see work.

Speaker 16 (34:12):
All right, kids, it's time for another Mister Wiggily story.
So like mister Wiggley's coming on stage in a strip
joint out here, mister Wiggley was a rabbit who lived
in the forest, and all the other animals liked him

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because not only was he a big furry happy, well adjusted,
socially conscious, politically correct, carrot eaton kind of guy.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
But he made candy.

Speaker 16 (34:42):
He made all kinds of candy, but his lollipops were
known far and wide as the best in the whole
wide world. One morning, after working all night on his lollipops,
mister Wiggily heard old mister Rooster crow, and mister Rooster
went not because he was undergoing a demonic transform, but
because he had a sore throat. Everybody say oh, And

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mister Wiggily thought, poor old mister Rooster, I bet he'd
like a nice lollipop. So he leaned out the window
and he yelled hey, mister Rooster, and mister Rooster didn't
hear him. So he leaned out the window again and
yelled hey, mister Rooster, but he still didn't hear him.
So he needed a way out the window and yell, hey, buddy,
suck this, and he held out a big lollipop for

(35:28):
mister Rooster. And mister Rooster turned around and said, oh, thanks,
mister Wiggley, But it takes more than a sore throat
to stop an old pecker like me. So mister Wiggley
got up and since it was a bright, sunshiny day,
he decided to go see some more of his animal friends.
The first place he stopped was the Big Tree, where

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Edmond of the Owl lived with her two baby owls,
Bridget and Fidget.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
And as mister Wiggley climbed the.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
Stairs, he hollered, it's mister Wiggley, the lollipop man. Let
me see those little hooters. And Edna said, you give
me that big lollipop before you play with him mister Wiggily,
and Bridget and Bidget jumped up and down and said, oh.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Boy, mister Wiggily, come play with us.

Speaker 16 (36:04):
And mister Wiggily chased them around the house and he
grabbed the little hooters and he pitched them and he
squeezed them and he messed them together, and he stuck
his head between him.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
And went.

Speaker 16 (36:14):
Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, And he said, boy, I'd love
to stay and play, but I've got to go visit
some more of my animal friends. So he gave them
one more little squeeze and he hopped on down the trail.
He decided he was going to go see the Polly
pussy Cat. She lived in a big bush where it

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was all warm and dark. Mister Wiggily knocked on the
door and said, hello, Miss Polly, how do you do.
Mister Wiggily's got the big lollipop for you. And Miss
Polly just moaned because even though she really wanted the lollipop,
she'd been out all night at her Adult Kittens of
Catnet Featers meeting and she was.

Speaker 9 (36:55):
Real tired and couldn't get out of the bed.

Speaker 16 (36:57):
She said, oh, mister Wigglely, it's so nice. And oh, oh,
mister Wiggily, it's so nice and big of you to
come by here.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
There we go.

Speaker 16 (37:05):
Sorry anyway, but I'm really tired. Could you slide it
in my crack under the door?

Speaker 9 (37:09):
Please? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Let it.

Speaker 16 (37:13):
I had to try to pay, all right, I'm sorry.
Mister Wiggily said sure, and he pulled out the big
lollipop and he tried to stick it in, but oh
my godness, oh my gosh, oh my, oh my goodness,
golly gosh, it was a tight bit. So he pushed
a little bit and he pulled a little bit, and
he wiggled around it and he moved it back and forth,
and Poul said, oh, come on, mister Wiggily, that's good,
you can do it. And finally, his love lollipop plunged
into her waiting passion hutch. Oh boy, that was good,

(37:42):
said miss Polly. What a nice big lollipop. I sure
hope I can get my little mouth around it. Boy,
I almost went limp from that effort. Thanks for validating
my rabbit manhood, said mister Wiggily.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
She said, mister Wiggily, I love it when you come
with a minute. Oh, here you go. I love it
when you come over to play. I'm gonna shit.

Speaker 16 (38:00):
Okay, she said, you want to come in and lick
me in a game of checkers, And mister Wiggley said,
dog gone. I hate to pull out like this, but
I need to get back to my hutch. And besides,
if this story gets any worse, revery Billy's liable to
be locked.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
Up tonight at the end of this.

Speaker 16 (38:12):
So he hopped on down the trail and he got
home just in time to watch his favorite TV talk show,
Hound Dog Riviera and his two hour special arm Dysfunctional
Squirrels and the Nuts Who Loved Him.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Stay tuned next week, though, when.

Speaker 16 (38:24):
Mister Wiggley and mister Rooster get into a big fight
and mister Wiggily tries to choke the Chicken.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
See you next week. One mister Wiggle.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Dallas fors classic rock long star name, I'm.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Here it is you know who that is?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Who a yeah, the great twin on Yeah, because he
was on that Layla album. By the way, we had
Patty boyd on one time. Really yeah, her and Henry
Dilt's the rock photographer Hu set right over there. I
don't know what she was here promoting it. Patty boy
the one that caused all the trouble.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
How you like being shared?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yady?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
God.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
I just saw pictures of her very young, when those
guys were in love with her and stuff, and she
was absolutely stunny.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay, coming up, we're gonna talk to Comedia and Tom Papa.
He's coming to town at the Majestic Theater on Thursday.
But right now we got tickets to in fact, we
got four tickets to the Worth four hundred to Texas
Motor Speedway Sunday, March or May the fourth. Was gonna
say we already missed it.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
This May the fourth be with you a Sunday, and
we're gonna be broadcasting live, so you better come by
and see.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Yeah, we're gonna pregame Cinco de Mayo. Aren't we just
admit it?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, because Singo to Mayo will be on Monday. We
will be pre gaming starting May second. This is Friday.
Have I got some Sinco to Mayo stuff for y'all?

Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
But let's give away these tickets to go see the
Worth four hundred Motor Speedway. I told you earlier. Actor
Kurt Russell. Ye turned seventy four yesterday, so naturally we're
going to play fraction the Flickers. And this is a
trailer to a Kurt Russell movie. If you can figure

(40:17):
out what movie, I will give you the tickets to
the racin Okay, eighties eighties, all right, listen and tell
me what Kurt Russell movie this is.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
And I'm talking to whoever is listening out there. It's
a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a
man would have to be some kind of fool to
think we're all alone in this universe.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
There is a hidden world. We're ancient evil weaves some
modern mystery.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
What's going on here is some kind of magic, the
darkest magic.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
They told him to go to Hell one movie, and
that's just where he's going.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Somebody, I don't care who tell me what is going on?
I was born ready.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Twentieth Century Fox presents Kurt Russell.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
It's all on the reflex. Okay, all right, what about
this bo a guy.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Right off?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
God?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Should I play it one more time?

Speaker 11 (41:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Hell yeah, I'll play it one more time. Tell me
what Kurt Russell movie is?

Speaker 5 (41:33):
E And I'm talking to whoever's listening out there. That's
a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a
man would have to be some kind of fool to
think we're all alone in this universe.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
There is a hidden world. We're ancient evil weaves some
modern mystery.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
What's going on here is some kind of magic, the
darkest magic.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
They told him to go to hell one movie and
that's just twenties going somebody.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I don't care. Who tell me what is going on?
I was born ready.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Twentieth Century Fox presents Kurt Russell The Reflex.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
All right, two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one nine two five, tell me what Kurt
Russell movie that is? And you said it was in
the eighties, yep, I remember seeing this. Oh so you
already saw what the answer was, Yes, I did. Okay, No,
this you shouldn't have too much trouble?

Speaker 8 (42:39):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Did you hear him doing his best John Wayne? Oh
yeah yeah, No Wagons and a circle for them show.
Tell me what Kurt Russell movie that is?

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Damn show.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Troubled little Ton.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I always like that one, especially James Hall is an
Asian actor who you've seen in everything, and he plays
an old wizard in that movie.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, it's weird and very entertaining. You're not going to
be bored. Yeah, all right that one. Who is this?
My name is Darl Earl just like the TV show?

Speaker 11 (43:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I love that show. That was really show.

Speaker 12 (43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I appreciate you saying my name is Earl because it
made me think of the Okay, Earl, hang on just
a minute. We'll hook you up with your tickets, alight, Okay,
don't go away, all right? Tom next on the Bow
and Them show and listen up.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Maybe you want to see George Thorowgood in The Destroyers
when they come to Texas. Trust see theater August twenty six.
You need to keep it on lone Star because coming
up around eight forty Bo and I are going to
open up that lone Star ticket window and give away
those tickets here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five doesn't sound like he's trying to
clear his throat sometimes.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, Dallas ors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Let me remind you once again that tomorrow is ask
us Stuff Day, and I know you got a question
that you want to try and challenge us on, and
we're always ready for a challenge. So call he asked
this stuff outline two one, four, eight, six, six, eighty

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six hundred, and we will play Choose your News tomorrow
For those NASCAR.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Tickets theme choo singers, here's a theme bem. I'm not
gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I was this close to telling you earlier, but I'm
not gonna do it. So Nick, surprise, that's tomorrow. Fine,
This is sad. Jesse Colin Young just died on Sunday
at the age of eighty three from a heart attack
at his home is Ach in South Carolina. His spokesman says,
as the frontmen of the Young Bloods, he immortalized the
ideals of the Woodstock generation with Get Together Now.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
I even bought that single.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I Love that Song, an international hit that called for
peace and brotherhood during the turbulent sixties. Now, during the
decades that followed, Jesse Colin Young expanded both his ow
Andy's hard artistic grain because he released a string of
solo albums. But I couldn't tell you one of them,
but I sure hate to see him go.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, he wrote Darkness Darkness from the Young Bloods. But
Robert Plant was nominated for a Grammy that song That's all.

Speaker 11 (45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
A French parliament member demanding that the US returned the
Statue of Liberty to France.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Oh God, of course France.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Gifted us the Statue of Liberty in the eighteen eighties.
Center left politician Raphael Glusman made the comments at a
recent convention of his political party in France.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Plas Publique.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Now, according to Raphael, we're going to say, to the
Americans who have chosen to side with the tyrants, to
the Americans who fired researchers for demanding scientific freedom, give
us back the Statue of Liberty. We gave it to
you as a gift, but apparently you despise it. So
it will be just fine here at home.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
You know what, Donnie's not going to be happy until
he pisses off everybody on earth. Yeah, Canada, Greenland now France.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Now France presented the Statue of Liberty to America on
July fourth, eighteen eighty four. It was later unveiled in
New York City on October twenty eighth, eighteen eighty six
by then President Grover Cleveland for the centennial of the
US Declaration of Independence. Gluxmith has pan Trump for pulling
back support for Ukraine in its fight against Moscow's invasion

(46:24):
since February twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
When asked about it, Trump's Press secretary Caroline love It said,
my advice to that unnamed, low level French politician would
be to remind him that it's only because of the
United States of America that the French are not speaking German.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
All right now, bitch, please come on. She irritates me.
She let it sly, I know, Let it go.

Speaker 13 (46:49):
Let it go.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Let him have his fun rule of thumb for all gifts,
no take backs.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Yeah, exactly, its ours. It's ours now. You can't have
it to send it back to Yes, it would.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You'll come get it if you want it.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
A federal judge dismissed charges against the Minnesota ban he
was he got in a lot of trouble with the
law after he hid a pair of ruby slippers that
Judy Garland had on her feet. Oh we am the
Wizard of Oz. So he's been awaiting a trial for
this girl long time. Prosecutors informed the court that he
died on Sunday before they could smack him on the hand.

(47:26):
Seventy seventy year old Jerry Halse, a Leiderman, who had
been in poor health with lung disease and other ailments,
have been scheduled to change his plea too guilty.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
He did it with the ruby slippers.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
This is back in January that was postponed in definitely
after he was hospitalized. The federal prosecutors notified the court
in the one page motion yesterday that slid him and
died Sunday. They didn't say how or where. The judge,
Judge Patrick Schlitz, like the.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Beer, like the beer that made I'm thirsty.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Now, he granted the request and dropped the charges because
it's kind of hard to prosecute some when they're dead.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, when you did that story initially about his hares,
didn't you say that the guy thought that the slippers
were actually made of real Yes, he thought.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
They were real.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Rumors like sequence, they must be worth a fortune. They're
only worth something because they were in the movie.

Speaker 12 (48:17):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Robert Morris, the old founding pastor of Dallas area mega
church Gateway, turned himself into Oklahoma authorities yesterday on child
sexual abuse Sergeants like I says you're supposed to stand
for something.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Geez, yeah, well he was already kicked out of the
church now this.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
He surrendered to officials in Osage County, where he was
charged last week with five counts of lewd or indecent
acts with a child. His attorney, Mac Martin, declined to
comment on the charges against his client, but said that
he is entering a not guilty plea on his behalf well.
Morris resigned last year as pastor of Gateway Church in
South Lake after a fifty five year old Cindy Clembshire

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accused him of sexually abusing her in nineteen eighty two
when she was twelve years old. So sick, yeah, and
mister man of God kept that going for another four
years for oh jeez.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Now.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
A four person crew just entered the International Space Station
early Sunday morning, part of a mission to relieve two
astronauts who will now return to Earth after way too long,
like nine months up there. Yes, the arrival of the
replacement crew means that NASA astronauts Sunny Williams and Butch
Wilmore can now go home after more than nine months

(49:37):
in space. Remember they were only supposed to be there
like a week. Yeah, well surprised. Their trip was supposed
to last just over a week, but it morphed into
a much longer expedition. When they're Boeing Starliner spacecraft ran
into technical difficulties and will sit back to Earth without
the crew. Now you may think that those two can't
wait to get back on Earth, or are they all right?

Speaker 17 (50:00):
Starliner astronauts. We are preparing for your safe return to Earth.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
We're excited to return.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
What did we miss?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Well?

Speaker 17 (50:08):
Donald Trump is now president and he and Elon Musk
have begun firing countless government workers.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Oh wow.

Speaker 17 (50:16):
Oh, and eggs are like ten dollars a dozen now
and there's no sign of them getting any cheaper.

Speaker 16 (50:23):
Hey, are you sure you're ready for us to come back?

Speaker 17 (50:26):
We sure aren't. And you got to see this new
Megan Markel cooking show. Oh and you missed when Trump
threw Zelenski out of the White House. That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Trump's best friends with Putin.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Now, so hey, we're just gonna hang out here for
a few more years.

Speaker 17 (50:40):
Oh and TikTok didn't get banned, so everybody's still using TikTok.
And did I mention the Megan Markel cooking show? It's crazy?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
And sure, sorry you're breaking up, don't come get us?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Okay, bye, but White, there's more of the hotline was ringing.
Look it is Bert Kreischer on the phone. Let me
give him a ton of like, Burt, how you.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Doing, Burt?

Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm doing phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Oh yeah, I was gonna have a Pink Floyd doing great.
I was gonna have Pink Floyd ready to say welcome
to the machine. Because everybody always mentions that, when are
you gonna play that machine thing again?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Let me tell you, I used to listen to that
when I had a panic attacks in my bed. When
I was working for Travel Channel. I used to listen that.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
At night, unrepeat, because it was kind of mentioning your
name in a roundabout what, and.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
It would remind me of my power.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yes, yeah, because sometimes you just got to rob a train,
don't you.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Sometimes you need a good pump up song.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
You know it's another good machine pump up song.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
What bush machine head?

Speaker 14 (51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Oh yes, I forgot about that except when I hear it.
Sometimes when I hear that song, it sounds like you're saying,
I got a mushy head.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I got a machine head, not someone breathing breathe out,
breathe in, breathe out.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
He's dude, he's badass.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Now well.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Bert Kreischer has a comedy special called Lucky that premieres today.
Uh do you feel lucky? Do you punk? That's a
little plenty stood for you there, I thought you might enjoy.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
I am the luckiest man in the world.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
If you think about my resume, I do not belong
where I am in life. I have six and a
half years of Florida State, had no plans of graduating
or a career, and I got discovered by Rolling Stone magazine,
called the number one party animal in the country in
a six laf page article changed my life, Oliver Stone
ups in the Rights of my Life. I moved to
New York I start doing stand up. After six months

(52:38):
into a stand up Will Smith discovers me I could
move to LA I get a TV show, I get
another TV show, another TV show, I lose all the
money and meet the woman of my dreams. He marries
me when I have nothing, so I know.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
She loves me.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I've been together twenty two years.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
I got two beautiful girls who.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Were in college, launched having a great time, and this
is my fifth Netflix special. I am the luckiest man
in the world.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Oh tell you that. That's a guy who's got it
made right there, may Bert.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I saw the trailer for Lucky, and of course you
have your shirt off, your trademark, but you've lost a
lot of weight.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Well, by the way, I'm still morbidly obese. Okay, no,
you're not right.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
You lost like forty five pounds. Nobody's morbidly obese after
lose I will.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Say, that little track suit that you were wearing, when
you take off your shirt, it kind of looks like
you're a Russian oligard fort that print.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
That was what I was going for, really, I I
you know, I got I got self conscious at that
moment because like I was trying to lose weight just
to be healthy, Like I was two hundred and eighty
five pounds, so I'm like two forty in the special,
which is you know, he's anyone listening right now is
like to forty is still kind of a beese.

Speaker 13 (53:51):
But but.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
I I was with Chappelle.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Two people saw me. Rogan saw me, and he was like,
your shoulders are distracting. And I was like, I don't really,
I don't think so, but like I'm like, I think
they're just there to hold my arms on it whatever.
And then I talked to Chappelle and I was like,
I was like, it was like twenty a month before
I was doing the special.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Me and him were.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Partying at his uh at his place and and Young's
young whatever. You were Yellow Springs, Oh yeah, and uh.
And I was like, I was like, hey man, you
know my shirt's off. Obviously it's three in the morning.
We're getting IVS.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
And I was like, I was like, hey man, I
go I gotta ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I said, Rogan's thinks my shoulders are distracting. And Chappelle goes, hey, man,
you're a rock star. He's like, he goes, you should be.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
Ripped in jack for that special.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
And then and then he saw the trailer and He's like,
I guess you didn't take my advice.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh you look good.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
I look I look normal. I look normal.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Okay, I want to hear about you got parenting tips
from Snoop dog What.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Did he have to do?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I'll tell you what you got to do. Man, you's
got to just pip.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Them in life.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Well, I mean without ruining I want people to watch
this special. So without ruining it, I said to Snoop.
I said, uh, I found out my daughter had smoked weed.
And I was with Snoop to day. I found out
my daughter smoked weed, and I was like living man.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
It was my little girl, and.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It was like it was like just everything was I
was just melting down, and I was like on FaceTime
with my wife. I was like, I'm gonna FaceTime of
the night. I'm gonna light I'm gonna light her up.
She's I'm gonna make her cry and then and you
know what, and I'm not gonna say I'm sorry when
she cries. I'm gonna let her sit in it. I'm
like really losing it. Snoop's listening to all this and
he just goes, I hang out the phone and he goes,

(55:44):
I ain't gonna let you make that call tonight. I
was like, what he was like, He's like, man, what's
happening is he goes, you're losing control of your daughter,
and that's that's messing with you.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
As a man. And you're you're, you're, it's it's it's
miss messing with your ego and that's your little girl.
And what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
You gotta a bunch of emotions and you're about to
take them out on this little girl who just made
a mistake.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
He's like, how were you when you smoked weed first time?
I was like, that doesn't matter, snoop for teaen, But.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah, that's the pot calling the kettle black.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
You're gonna look like a hypocrite.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
She's gonna resent you, and this is going to cause
a rift in your relationship if you approached it this way.
And I was like, why don't you become a doctor?
Like this was not the advice I thought. I thought
you were gonna go you need to hit her also
or something, and and so he and then he's like,
he's like, man, not to ruin the special.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
Watch the special. But he's like, I'll take care of you.
And so uh and so we had a we had
a crazy night. Let's just say we had a.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Crazy Just tell uncle Snoop will get you what you need.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Earning advice to get parenting advice from Snoop was just
it's like surreal because he's.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
A really just a wise, thought thoughtful dude.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yeah, I'd really like I'd like to give him on
the show sometimes.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, that would be fun.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Now, speaking of living out every college kids fantasy, I
know bo is gonna be jealous of this. You lit
up with Cheech and Chong on your podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Do you know I've never puffed with Tommy. I've known
him for years and years, sting your best that he
ain't off of me nothing, damn we Uh.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
It was funny exact. I didn't expect them both to
smoke weed. I just thought, you know that, like they're older,
they probably don't smoke as much. Man, they both we
got ripped, and Tommy Chong gave me the best advice.
He's like, and I'm so high, and he goes He's like, hey, man,
reality is what you choose it to be. You get
to pick your reality. If your reality is that you're angry,

(57:48):
well then you can decide if you are in fact angry.
And He's like, if you get into a fight with
your wife, you know you can choose to be angry
at her, or you can choose your own reality. And
what you do is you think of all the great
times you've had with that woman and realize this is
just a blip, and then change your reality.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
And I was like so high.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
And the next day I did it. We got in
a fight. I was getting in the car to go
get coffee. I was picking up coffee and then the
car I'm angry at her, and I went, hold on,
what did Tommy Chong say? I was like, I can
choose to look at all the great things she did
and and and maybe find my fault in this and
come back with loving arms and go like I'm sorry,
I messed up.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
I love you to death. Let's get through this.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
And and I did it worked, and I was like,
oh my god, Tommy Chong just Jedi mind trist me
into losing a fight with my wife.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Burt Kreischer coming to town is going to be here
November eighth at the American Airline Center. Come in early
and be on the show again, Like you stud now
you don't love us, No, moment.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Hey, I will if I listen, if I can get
in town early, I will make it.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
I promise you that.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Burt Fleischer.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
The comedy special Lucky premieres to day on Netflix. You
bet I'm holding you to that promise. Now, when you
get to town, come in early and I'll take you
out for some barbecue because we know the places. We'll
give you a lone star ninety two to five shirts
so you can rip.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
It off here.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
Hey, that'll be the short I rip off on stage.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Thank you, Bert.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Check out Lucky at streaming right now.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
I've you guys said that.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Bert cries you everybody you go.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Bird.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
You know there is a birthday in the Van Halen camp. Yeah, Wolfgang,
he's thirty four over the weekend. It's the cutest thing.
I love Wolfe.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
By the way, who won our tickets to goal? See
George under a good Steve Pearson.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
He's in Bonham text sty congratulations, come on with it, Steve.
And we had a rivalry with Bonham of course, Ken
who ended up on top. Well, we lost to him
in the playoff game, okay, and so ever since then
there need still have a heart arm for him. Damn right, No,
they're good people. Probably maybe maybe I'm pulling that as

(01:00:11):
a SoundBite. I hope you guys know that's okay. You know,
I'm sure they didn't mean to give me a bunch
of grief. But if they did, anyway, and I can
take it. What is what rivalries are all about?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Both sounds better.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Tomorrow is Ask Us Stuff Day, y'aol. So if you
got a question, go ahead and called the Ask You
Stuff Hotline called it any time two one four eight
six six eighty six hundred. We'll answer your question on
the air and play Choose your News for that family
four pack of tickets to the Worth four hundred at
Texas Motor Speedway on May the fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Be with you, Okay, here you go, And we aren't
done with the lone Star ticket window just yet. JEFFK
has your chance to win tickets to see Zebra's fiftieth
anniversary tour. You know Bo Roberts will be there. It's
coming to the House of Blues April twenty seventh. You
want to win, Jeffk's going to open up the Loans
Star ticket window around four forty this afternoon here on
Dallas for Ward's classic rock Lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah, that was back when Cev Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
were actually speaking age and they liked each other. Oh yeah,
Dallas War's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Let's
see what kind of questions we're gonna get on ask
us stuff day tomorrow. We always get great questions and
we learn so much. That's why we have people ask

(01:01:27):
us these questions so we can all learn. Are you
ready to learn something from the world of music?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Boat?

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
What you got?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Time wasters on the bow and them show page at
lone Star ninety two to five dot com Rio Speedwagon.
They've had more than twenty members since they first form
in nineteen sixty seven, and on June fourteenth this year,
six of them are going to come together for a
concert in their hometown of Champagne, Illinois, back where.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
It all began.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Is going to feature band founder and keyboardist Neil Dowdy,
drummer Alan Gratzer, bassist Bruce Hall, guitarist Steve Scorfina, and
singers Telly Lutrell and Mike Murphy, But no Kevin Cronin Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Wait, how can you say you're going to have a
Rio Speedwagon reunion and Kevin Cronin's not there. We just
had him on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I think that they picked the date of June and fourteenth,
knowing full well that he was going to be on
the road with the Brotherhood of Rock tour with Styx
and Don Felder, and that's why they picked that day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Well, that's kind of a dick thing to do. Yeah,
but you know, he and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Bruce Hall, they had their little spat, very public spat
about Rio Speedwagon and Kevin Cronin not wanting him to
come back in the band.

Speaker 12 (01:02:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Another rumor biting the dust boast, Steve Lucather, the guitarist
for Toto, says he is not playing guitar on a
new Van Halen album.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
We talked about this last week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Reports suggested that Alex van Halen had enlisted Lukather to
complete unreleased tracks featuring his late brother Eddie van Halen
and Steve luc Lucather says he will not perform on
any Van Halen songs because he's committed to honoring Eddie's
legacy and the fact that anyone would think even for

(01:03:12):
a second that he would play on anything like this
is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Okay, if he's said.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It, he said it, well, I think it's because they
were unreleased tracks for a reason.

Speaker 13 (01:03:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
If they were good, Yeah, then you would have released him.
They might have sucked, and that's why I'm not releasing that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Yeah, So he's honoring Eddie's legacy. We have the full
story up the Moode Blues. Justin Hayward has released a
cover of Dream Academy's Life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
In the Northern Town.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Do you remember that I used to that song? Oh well,
we have Justin Hayward's version up on our page. He's
backed by the London Philharmonica Orchestra.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Also, we have him doing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Hope and Pray from nineteen ninety one, So if you
want to hear that, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Up on our page. Yeah, that's what cowboys fans do
every year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yes, very true, And we talked about this a little
bit earlier. The world of rock is mourning the loss
of Jesse Colin Young, the front man of the sixties
group The Young Bloods, best known for the song Get Together.
He died on Sunday, had a heart attack at his
home in ac And, South Carolina. We have a little
tribute to him also, a little tribute to the late

(01:04:18):
Neil Peart's younger brother Danny Peart the Rush Family Morning,
because he passed away Thursday, March thirteenth from the same
brain cancer that killed Neil in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Peerte Peart, I'm sorry, did I see Pert? Because I
know that upsets you. I wasn't paying attention. If you
did it, got right by it. I'm looking forward to
the end of the shows that I'm taking it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Well, you know, Paul Rudd goes you want little Pert
in you Neil Pert?

Speaker 12 (01:04:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Finally remember the story yesterday that you had about Tesla
in the road Runner cartoons, when Wiley Coyote would make
a fake wall that looked exactly like the road and
always ran into it. Well, popular YouTuber Mark Roper is
going viral after he Tesla and did just that. You
want to see a Tesla crash into the wall?

Speaker 14 (01:05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Check out the video on the bone and show page
at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Can you put musk in it?

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Then that sounds like me when I wake up in
the morning. Oh I'm always a little rusty when I
got well. Yeah, man, we all are, but we come
in here and put on this show for you, which
reminds me y'all need to give Annabel a hand because

(01:05:38):
Debbie is sick and she just found out that Annah,
you're gonna do her. Yeah, I'm gonna fill in for
her because she is not you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
She was sounding a little congested yesterday with all that
dust that rolled in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Well, but I mean, you've already done one show, so
I got all my homework done.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Hannah's done a lot more than just a morning show today.
And tell you what, man, we owe Anna some love
and some thank you. Well, no from deb but from
we don't they you? They need to kiss your ass
till it's raw.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Well, really for doing this? Are you cool?

Speaker 17 (01:06:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
She's a trooper man, last minute shift assignment.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Man, stuff happens. Well, we'll be listening to you Anna
doing anything for Debbie. Course, you know what I would
have said, Oh, man, I would, but I feel this
fever coming on that might be here tomorrow morning if
I end up, I've got a rash. Yeah, stomach rumbling. Okay,
So our after show decompression is going to be a

(01:06:43):
quick one because Anna actually has more work to do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Yeah, just a little bit. You guys like quickies.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah. Fine, usually that's all you get, really, bro, tell
us more.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
We've learned nothing today. I think I think I've warked
for life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Wait just now, for all this going on in here,
you're just now Worth's the Fleas Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Big thank you to Burt Kreischer who surprised us.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It's on his comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Special on Netflix Lucky that just started today. And also
Tom Poppa is going to be at the Majestic on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Yeah, Thursday.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
We had two very big comedian stars on the show
today and you can hear them in the full show replay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
It'll be up by eleven am on Loan Start ninety
five do now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Tomorrow, of course, is Ask This Stuff Day, so I
know you've probably got a question, all butt you I
can't find this answer, call the Ask the Stuff Hotline
two one for eight six six eighty six hundred and
leave it there and we'll see who's gonna get the
last last. Yeah, buddy, bringing on all right, so we'll
see you on the after show and we'll see you

(01:07:54):
on the show Nut show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Come over to row on our Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Right ye, all right, Heyl's got his camera already, so
let's jump into it, and we'll see you tomorrow and
learn something I alright pay between the digches. Bye bye