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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're either gonna like this song or kick my ass
after the show. I know you're a Nazi, and that's
why I'm believing. I know you're a Nazi.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Sure is.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
My name is Steve Lynch, Steve Lawyer. You're slightly amused.
Where did you find that? That's Stephen Lynch. He's got
a hundred songs that stericle. Oh my god, I thought
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you might like it. Oh, man, pull yourself together, girl,
we god damn shoulder.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That was right out of the toy box on the
toy box. Thank you, bo.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Robl Oh and I got some other little ditties from
the old toy box here today, plus a guest, Michael
Costas from The Daily Show is going to give us call.
He's got a new book out, and if you ever
watch him on the Daily Show, he's always holding it
up trying to promote it without acting like he's trying
to promote it. Oh, we'll talk to him here a
little bit later on. And of course, well you've got
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a pair of tickets to see Heart at Texas TRUSTEEU
Theater Saturday, June fourteenth. And you're gonna have to identify
a commercial, Okay, a toy commercial I'm not gonna take
Oh oh, we'll just have to guess.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
At seven fifty, you're.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just gonna have to wait, all right, all right, but.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's a great prize, heart tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Awesome, damn straight as we celebrate, yes, National Medal of
Honor Day.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know, we just saw the Medal of Honor Museum
yesterday as we were driving the Globe Life Field. Really
Texas Rangers food Fest before the press. Pretty impressive. If
the museum is now open to the public, starting to
start today, that's right. It is also Old New Year's Day.
What That's exactly what I thought. Old New Year's Day,
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the day that was seen as being the start of
the new year, was observed on March twenty fifth by
many countries up until the creation of the Gregorian calendar
in fifteen eighty two, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And then January first became our new year.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Even after this, some country still observed the new year
on March twenty fifth. Okay, So we'll say it's another
new year. That doesn't mean we've got another day off though,
But happy New Year again.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
As as far as this year goes, I wouldn't mind
starting it all over again.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, there's a lot of things that could be changed
just in time before they do the damage they've done.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I've seen a social media meme a lot of people
put up and said January was a really tough year.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, exactly, Glad that we have a new year. It
is also American Diabetes Association of Alert Day and National
Several Palsy Awareness Day. Today is a one day wake
up call to raise awareness for both conditions. Diabetes had
several palsy. I certainly hope neither one of you get
either one of these. But of these two days take
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place on each year, the fourth Tuesday of March A.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's the day that is today, March twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yes, right, it's Say their Name Day. Say their name,
as in, I don't know whatever their name is, say
it whoever they are, I don't know. Okay, we don't
want to start a stink storm over them, whoever they are,
a stink storm.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I think it's for people that are missing.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, it didn't say that. It sounds like that would
be what it was for their name.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Say their name.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, I wasn't that a Beyonce song or something you
know that would say my name.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But you got to start somewhere. I guess, I guess.
Did you ever have your grandmother get pissed off at
you and go through all your brothers and your Colorge? Yeah,
before she finally got to yours because she had an episode.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's where George Foreman had it on everybody that all
he had to do was say, George.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Did that's it. It's Tolkien Reading Day, held annually on
March twenty fifth, the date of the downfall of Saran
on Lord of Three. Yeah, okay, I'd rather watch the
movies and read up on it. But that's just me.
Uh okay, how do you pronounce pec a n?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Pecan?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How you pronounce it pecan? But I am from Georgia.
Originally it is National Pecan Day. Me and Randy used
to go all about it because he would say pe can.
I'd say, a pe can is what you're taking a
car on a long trip so you don't have to
stop and pee.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He used to say pecan just to rally you up.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I know he did.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I know he did because he knew better.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay, let's eat National Lobster Newburgh Day. Oh? Yes, who
has good lobster Newburg around? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I haven't seen it on a menu in forever.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
As I've told you, my mom used to take us
to Dallas from Course Canada by school clothes and she
always wanted to stop it. Jay's Marine Grill and Oaklawn
so Jeeku Garrison Lobster New Bar.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'll tell you all what for seafood, fresh seafood right
across the street, Ocean Air.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Try.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
There's a place on Oakland I absolutely love.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It is also International Waffle Day. Yeah, a lot of
you scarfed down a few of those this morning before
you left the house. Maybe you got a mouthful right
now the boat. Okay, we got sports of all sorts
coming up. There's lots to talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Let you do the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Ready because it's Ballastor's Classic Rocks lone Star ninety two
to five. All right, before we go any further, I
got to play this call for you here, hey man,
since you mentioned Randy, you ought to play that damn clip.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
You have a Randy drunk.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That was when you went to Austin for the zz
Top zz Top.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And Leonard Skinner. We all went on this bus and
and yet Randy was holding court after having a view
too many But he wasn't driving, so he didn't care.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
All Right, y'all have a good day, all right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We'll do that for you's free lived, that's at least
a year.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, but no, it's time ver sports of all. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
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Speaker 1 (06:23):
Here we go. Jake Ottinger shut out his home state team,
stopping thirty two shots. Wyat Johnston and Matt d Shane
scored fifty eight seconds apart late in the second period,
and your Dallas Stars beat the Minnesota Wild three to
nothing last night. That's the American Airline Center now. Ottinger,
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who grew up about twenty miles south of the Twin
Cities in Lakeville, Minnesota. He is seven oh to two
in regular season play against the Wild and has an
eight game home winning streak that began in late January.
The Stars are now ten to one in their last
eleven home games, six points behind first place Winnipeg in
the Central Division and five points ahead of third place Colorado.
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Miko Rantonin took a puck to the face out early
in the second period. He was helped him to the tunnel,
but he didn't miss much time. He came back out
sooner than later. The Wild had a three game winning
streak snapped just like that.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Minnesota has a comfortable lead in the Western Conference wildcard
race and as four points behind Colorado in the division.
The Stars are thirty one to one and one when
leading after two periods. The loss was at home to
Minnesota in overtime December twenty seventh. Up next, the Stars
begin a four game road trip tomorrow at Edmonton to
take on the Oilers. And from what I hear, the
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Stars are not the only local team that won.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh no, Thatt's hear it for your Dallas Maverick Yeah
cat today broken the Luca Kursure hope. Despite all the
chatter on social media about whether or not he was
going to play anymore this season, Dallas Maverick's and Anthony
Davis made it crystal clear that there was never any
doubt in his mind about whether or not he was
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planning to play again this season. From the time he
strained his left abductor during the February eighth game, his
first game against the Houston Rockets, Davis was determined to
get back and help the MAVs make a strong push
to grab a spot in the NBA's play in Tournament. Now,
the ten time All Star accepted to pass from PJ
Washington before throwing down a two handed dunk for the
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first points in what would be a one hundred and
twenty to one h one windy Dallas Mavericks over the
Brooklyn Nets last night came.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Anthony Davies shot six of nine from the field. He
added three assists, a steal, and a block shot in
his first game since injuring his groin in his Dallas
debut on February eighth. That was about a week after
the trade that sent Luca to the Lakers and enrage
so many Mavericks fans. Yeah, including those here in the studio.
Seven of Dallas's remaining eleven games are on the road.
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The Mavericks are at the New York Knicks tonight at
Orlando on Thursday, and then they'll be in Chicago playing
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, it was just a few days ago that we
were talking about Warren Buffett's big sweepstakes for getting a
perfect March Madness NCAA bracket, and look what has happened.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Perfect one, but there's some big winners here man.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
For the first time in nearly ten years, a Berkshire
Hathaway employee claimed Warren Buffett's one million dollars grand prize.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Now he was offering a billion if you could get
them all right, but nobody will ever.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Get absolute perfection of billion dollars. But a big chunk
of money has been won by a bunch of his employees.
The anonymous employee won the annual internal bracket contest after
correcting calling thirty one out of thirty two games in
the first round of the men's Feball Tournament.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The ninety four year old Buffett was finally able to
give out the big prize after relaxing the rules multiple
times since its inception in twenty sixteen. But originally Buffett
a Crichton Is it Crichton, Yeah, Crichton basketball fans, He's
sent out to a war anyone who could perfectly predict
the Sweet sixteen And then last year, after the million
dollar jackpot remained unclaimed, participants were given the advantage of
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waiving the results of the eight games among the number
one and two seeds. Still nobody managed to crack the
code until now this year.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The rules were.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Changed again, so anyone who picks the winners of at
least thirty of the tournament's thirty two first round games,
they're eligible to win the cash. In fact, twelve Berkshire
employees guests thirty one of the thirty two first round
games correctly. That one million dollar prize went to the
person from that group that picked twenty nine games consecutively
before a loss. That winner went on to pick forty
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four out of forty five games correctly. So the other
eleven contestants, they're each getting one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's a runner up prize right there.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I wonder if any of them picked McNee states because
that was the big upset.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Remember, Yeah, yeah, Okay, let's talk about our hungry man's
heaven yesterday at Globe Liife Field for US media folks,
the Texas your debut. There are new menu options for
the season, from the eye popping boomstick burrito to new
lobster dishes. Fans will have several new options to try
when the Rangers host the Boston Red Sox for Opening
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Day this Thursday. Grabbing most of the attention was the
new boomstick burrito, which was huge, and we were all
taking bets on how much it costs.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, I thought it was sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, it was three figures or something. Maybe, Well it's
thirty five ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I guess you were the closest because you said for it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I said about forty. And you, guys, this burrito is
the size of a baseball bat.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
A little bit small.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, it's the thing is big enough to feed the
whole section you're sipping in. It's some massive tortilla stuff
with taco meat, rice, beans, cheese, and pico de gio.
We would have thought it would be around fifty bucks.
We thought it was yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
When they unfurled the flower tortilla, it looked like a blanket.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Or Dylan looked like one of those dollars your grandmother
put over one of the tables. Also new this year
is a Buffalo pool pork sandwich. Caju Nacho's Us We're Good.
Her Tato is offering their brisket loaded baked potato known
as Big pop Up. Yeah, brand I didn't get any
of that, and I wish to had.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It was in a cup and it was so good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, globeally Field will open the parking lots at ten
am Thursday for tailgators, and the stadium gates will open
at noon. The first pitch at three h five pm
on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Wrestler Alexa Anahiro Driguez Lopez holds the Hillcrest High School
record for wins. That's for boys and girls wrestling. Wrestling
practice at Hillcrest High School in Dallas is a way
for athletes to get tips from some of the team's best.
Alexa is a four foot eleven, ninety five pound powerhouse.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
On the match, you must be strong.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, Alexa says. The team's two hundred and eighty five
pounder gave her the name Mighty Mouse and that she is.
She adds, I'll go out there, I'll rest so anybody.
I'm not scared of anybody. I think that's the best
thing about wrestling. Alexa has been wrestling since she was
a freshman. She used to play basketball too, but being
four foot eleven, she decided wrestling was more hur lane
and now she holds the Hillcrest High School record for wrestling.
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In case you didn't know, girls wrestling is the fastest
growing high school sport in the country.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Kick ass, Wow, really?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Alexa Mighty Mouse has been offered full ride scholarships for
wrestling and plans to announce next week where she plans
on going to college.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
What if she goes into professional wrestling, wouldn't that be awesome?
I'm sorry, you can only be a valet to a
big star, but come on in.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I wonder if there's people in the stands that are
throwing Alexa jokes at her while she's wrestling.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Alexa, break her head, Alexa, you know it broken?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
All right, let's talk about soccer, man, This is a
pretty cool story. Dallas already has its own FIFA World
Cup theme song remix, and it'll also have a.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Custom city poster. Two cool looks. It's cool.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
FIFA announced that each of the host cities for the
World Cup soccer that's coming is going to have their
own respective city posters, sort of like when big bands
go on to or they'll do special posters for special towns.
It's going to be like that too. Like the FIFA
World Cup songs, the city posters will be rolled out
over time. Dallas again is dead last in the lineup,
but that's okay. We're like the headlining act. That's how
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I look at it. A diverse group of talented artists,
each with their own style, created these posters that reflect
unique identity and heritage of their respective cities, FIFA said
in its announcement. The artists drew inspiration from local landmarks,
local traditions, et cetera, the resulting in designs that will
resonate with both local communities and global audiences. And the
artwork was unveiled last Tuesday, first with Philadelphia through April seventeenth,
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and when the Dallas win comes out on April seventeenth,
we're going to be able to see the whole line
of these. They're really cool and it's an art that
has been it's given a lot of effort to it.
The posters are going to go on right after they've
all been revealed, So mid April, ye, mid.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
April something like that. Okay, there's base most even hadn't
officially started, but there are some exhibition games. The Phillies
and Blue Jays spring training game on Friday had a
little excitement. A Toronto fan was sitting in the area
right behind the batter's box and decided to moon the
crowd in the camera. He dropped trow and said.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Audiences watching the game on TV. Saw the action. A
woman sitting next to him tried to stop the move
by putting a coat over him, but she ended up
starting to laugh anyway, just like everybody else. No word
on the guy getting in trouble, but the Blue Jays
won the game. By the way, just in case you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Were one, and we have the video, do you know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The Freaking full File next on the Bowl in Them
show Dallas Worst Classic Rocket lone Star ninety two five. Hey,
I promised I would play Randy Drunk on the Zzy
Top Bus again. So it's coming up. But now it's
time for the Freaking fool File. Now here's another case
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of sports of all sorts and the Freaking Fool File
kind of merging together for the story. The Chesapeake Bayed
Socks is a minor league baseball team in Maryland. They
hopped on the trend of doing a fun renaming stunt
and came up with the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers because that's
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what they do in Chesapeake Bay, they catch oysters. The
rebrand also included a new logo of a catcher's mitt
with an oyster inside. Oh no, he no, no, please
pull it up.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, oh boy, Unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
That logo looks a lot like a lady's promise land
and I'm saying the team figured this out quickly and
is making the most of it by announcing that they'll
be donating ten percent of all Oyster Catchers merchandise sales
to a cervical cancer charity.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think you must be eighteen or over
to see this.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Nobody ever said, hey, he knows what that looks like
to me?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
No, I think they did it on purpose, just so
they could get mentioned in the freaking fool file.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't think they did. I think they didn't even
think about it. Oh, there's our new look. Wait a minute,
hold on, Janni's come here for a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You know, even if it didn't look like a lady's
coin purse, just an oyster in a capturesmith that's kind
of dirty on its own.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, you know, it kind of sounds like a euphemism.
Yeah version, Yeah, will move on.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, here's another case of a freaking fool file in
sports of all sorts. Mergingt Cansaniga, a well known Italian
volleyball player, was scammed out of over eight hundred thousand
dollars over fifteen years by someone who posed as his
online girlfriend and used photos a famous Brazilian supermodel, Alessandra
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Ambrosio using the fictional name Maya. This woman started sending
him photos of the Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's secret angel.
Now it's unclear whether Cansaniga lived under a rock for
the last fifteen years, as Alessandra Ambroso's face is one
of the most well known in the fashion industry, but
he was convinced that it belonged to his new girlfriend, Maya.
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Even though the two never met in person throughout their
long term relationship, only speaking on the phone and through
social media, he apparently felt comfortable sending her considerable amounts
of money. This gullible guy only started suspecting that he
might be the victim of a scam when he told
his volleyball teammates that he was engaged to a Brazilian
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supermodel that he had never met in person.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
First of all, Brazilian supermodels don't need your money.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, and they would want to meet you
in person after so long, right. It was reportedly them
who said, sit down while we explained something to you, mister,
and they contacted police. Since the volleyball player couldn't bring
himself to do it because he was so embarrassed and
felt so stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, Giga, I can kind of see why he felt
that way.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's just amazing to me that these people get catfished.
I know, you know, I had a girlfriend for two years,
but I never met her in person. But I love her. Yeah, yeah, yes,
it loves me.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's a reflection of just how chronic loneliness is out
there for some people. It's a shame this story, it
might possibly make the basis for a really creepy movie screenplay.
It takes place in a scientific laboratory where apparently they
have grown and designed a new laboratory mouse. This mouse
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could have mammoth impact on resurrecting an ancient dinosaur from
the Stone Age known as the Wooly Mammoths. Oh gosh, yes,
so they've nicknamed this new creature a wooly mammoth mouse,
curly whiskers, wavy light hair three times longer than that
of ordinary lab mouse, and genetically modified rodents that embody
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several wooly mammoth like traits. A private Dallas, Texas company
is behind efforts to resurrect the wooly mammoth and other
extinct animals. And by growing and creating this wooly mammoth mouth,
they've taken a big step apparently.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Bo, there's a picture of it for you over here.
Shoot it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
So it starts eating your face.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, it's probably terrifying in person.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
The company based here in town again is called Colossal Biosciences.
It's wooly mouse would enable scientists to test the link
between DNA sequences and physical traits that enabled the mammoth,
which went extinct about four thousand years ago, to adapt
to life in cold climates. So to create this creature,
Colossal said it identified different genetic variants in which mammoths
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differed from their closest living relative, the Asian elements. Of
all things, the Dallas company scientists said they could allow
the willing Mamma to be resurrected yikes, and brought back
into existence one day soon. Wouldn't they have to get
the Willie mouse to somehow screw the Asian elephant or
to work or overthinking.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It, give them a very tall ladder.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah yeah, let me know when you're finished, because I
can't feel a thing. Okay, okay, doctors at a hospital
in jill In, China recently reported one of their most
bizarre cases yet, a woman who had gotten her hand
stuck at her boyfriend's mouth while they were trying to
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film a funny video. The woman said that her boyfriend's
face gradually turned red and all her efforts to yank
out her hand free from his mouth were useless. He
drooled continuously while he couldn't close his mouth, and his
throat would make a gurgling sound like he was choking
to death. To make matters even worse, his teeth clamped
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down on her wrists because of his contracted jaw muscles,
and she couldn't get her hand out of his mouth,
so they had to march into the emergency room with
her with her hand in his mouth. Now, this created
a dangerous cycle. The more the pain, the tider he
clenched his jaw. To solve the problem, hospital staff tried
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to calm the patient down by preventing the men from
choking or vomiting by playing soothing New age music and
for God's then used a special mouth opener to expand
his jaw enough to inject a muscle relax into a
specific area so they could get her hand out. Wow.
About twenty minutes after that, a doctor gently rotated the
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girl's risk, taking advantage of the sliding properties of the
jaw joint to finally get it out of her boyfriend's mouth.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
How embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now they were making a funny video.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yep, TikTok.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I think the story itself is funny. You don't really
need a video, now, do you?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
But I do want to see it.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Oh I here there's a picture of it online.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, coming up next hour on a toy box Tuesday,
Bo has a fun way for you to score Heart tickets.
Heart coming to Texas Trust SEU Theaters Saturday, June fourteenth,
And if you want to go, you need to be
listening around seven fifty to the Bow and them show
here on Dallas fort Words, Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, Bed Drinker,
and Hell Raisers My.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Kind of breed absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Cut by the way, Tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day.
You got a question called he asked his Stuff hotline
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred leave
your question there well answer it on the air. But
speaking of ZZ Top. We got a request last hour
for Randy drunk on the ZZ Top bus.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, so beer drinkers in hell raisers. Very appropriate that introduction.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
There, especially since the guys sitting in front of us
had drank so much beer they were throwing up in
their own coop. Yes they were, Yes, that part great story.
Well what it was was we took a bus down
to Austin with a bunch of listeners, me, Jimmy and
Randy and uh. On the way down there, well let's
stop it wake. Oh, guess some beer. By the time
we got to Austin, these two guys that were one
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of our winners were tore up from the floor up.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
And Randy too.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yes, Randy got a little tank at the show. It
was zz Top and Leonard Skinnard. You're supposed to get tanked.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, have a good time.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So on the way back we found out how loaded
Randy was as he was holding court on the bus.
I'll just play it like we made it for you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
The Bow and Them Show on Dallas Fordwartz Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh Randy, Randy, I gotta get drunk and a show.
A dude dreaded calls a no, just fom going dude
the whole court on the bunny called him about it
hot in find up singing, Oh Randy, this was priceless.
It was absolutely priceless. First of all, thanks to everyone.
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I hope you had a good time on the uh
boeing jim party bus.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Now I'm about thirty people something like that. Yeah, and
then we want to think of Cowtown Charters. Yeah, yeah,
are rocking friends with Jimmy John's before me sandwhich is light.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So Susan our driver down there, and Tim our driver
on the way back. Well, on the way back, Randy
had well, let's just say you were medicaid. Randy had
a good time. He had a good had a good
time Randy, of course. And this is actually before we
left Austin. Yeah, we were fit. We were on the bus.
And as soon as Randy stumble on the bus, I
say this is gonna give interesting. He's going a whole
court the backyard just outside of Boston at Beka cool place,
(26:05):
man wast there. It was a real good show outdoors. Yeah,
very nice.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
And we also got to think the management and staff
of Zingers the sports bar.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh yeah, we come blowing in well, that's part of
the store. That guy. Because there was one guy that,
of course was sitting right in front of me high
he was doing that the whole way with He got
really trashed. I don't remember his name, but he got
toll uh yeah, even before we made our stop. You know,
(26:34):
I really, honestly, honest to God, don't know how you
can get that drunk on just beer because he was
bad and how could it be fun? I don't know
to be that messed up. First of all, we pulled
him the Zinger sports Bar because we were there an
hour and a half early. So let's go to the
sports bar, eat a little something, and watch some college football, right,
So that's what we did. As soon as we got there,
(26:54):
the guy stumbles off the bus, right, so everybody's getting
off the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Gun.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, I don't know what happened to him then, but
apparently he made it. So we got back and we're
on the bus going to the venue, and we started
placing bets. Is he going to get thrown in jail
or get left behind? That was the bet that was
going around. And so we get there and of course
the guy is walking like you know, So we watched
(27:24):
the show and we thought maybe he'll make it well.
When he showed up with his brother, who by that
time was worse off than he was, he was, oh, yeah, yeah,
I see him. You didn't see him puking in his
cooler right front of me. He's dumped over, you know,
slumped over like this, and I see his back arch,
(27:45):
so you know when you heave your back.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
He was the guy that was telling me he's gonna
take care of that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
He was throwing up in the cooler when he got
on the bus. Here's here's Randy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Gun.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
I can't I believe you're still with it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You look good, bro, You're just kind of helping the boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
well this is this is later after the bus started moving,
Randy's walking up and down the aisle. Randy, all right,
it was like blah blah blah, bh blah blah blah. Man,
(28:22):
I don't even know what the guy said.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Man, Hello, that was Randy and Oscar that were hitting
in the back of the ball.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, all right, well, now here is Randy messing with
our drummer, Bob, who's a drummer in the front of
the bottomy boogeyman. Randy just decided he would embarrass him
in front of everyone. Bob, what do you think the
best ary man little concept I've ever been to? You know,
you know bab Blah. You know who Bob Blah is.
(28:47):
Bab Blah is the drummer.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Of the Bow and Jim from the Bottomy.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Buy, that's what he is.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
No, I didn't know. I'm telling you that for the
first time, right, because you know what he is. One mother,
what you heard me?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What he is about?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's me saying you're fed up? And I was right
way it goes on, Hold on ter One girl tried
to knock you out. You remember that when on Hollywood
Boulevard tonight. Yeah, like we were on Hollywood Boulevard time
(29:37):
I am tonight, but I when we were doing redneck Poparazzi. Yes,
we were the redneck t m Z. My night, My
night was freaking great.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Are we recording?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Now, here's my favorite here's favorite part. All right, this
girl who rode the bus with her with us, she
got thrown out of the concert.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
It was her first ever concert till her mom was
taking her.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
To Okay, do you remember what you said to her?
At the end of this listen, no, okay, here you go,
she describes what happened.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Listen, boat Jim for what.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
What Nicole?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
The call?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The call, guess what.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Nicole got thrown out? No, I want to hear it.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Thrown happened?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This girl hit me outside my yees locking me. Some
girl hit her upside the head right right. She didn't
take that up and took me outside and would not
let me back in.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
What some girl hit me?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So they wouldn't. They took me out of there because
I hadn't hit it. Some girl something'll hit.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Me and.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
She hit me up high my head and I turned
around a wining scene and the cop took me out
of me. The police, the police told me up.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Up len ticket the first concert a god crumbled.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It up and threw it away.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I'm gonna stary.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So what is Randy's next question?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Listen, Hey, what do you do your first concert experience
as winner?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
She just told you she got the concert show? What
is there? Per load? Randy Son, I'm not drunk, No, no,
not all you were a piece of work. There's Randy
(31:48):
drunk on this Zzy top bus Dallas Ford words classic
rock Dallas Force Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
That bit just never gets over hearing Randy four up
from the floor. Yes he was. I was just jerring
neck a kid nurse. Oh man. Okay, coming up here,
(32:16):
we have tickets to go see Heart. You're gonna have
to identify a commercial. And if I tell you why
I'm playing this sort of a commercial, uh, it'll probably
give it away.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Okay, all right, so we'll wait until seven to fifty.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
But it's not it's not that hard. By the way.
In case you didn't know, William Shatner turned ninety four
over the weekend. Damn Son Leonard Nimoy would have been
ninety three tomorrow, which means, first of all, we had
William Shatner on the show because he came out with
(32:48):
a blues album. Yeah that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You and Jimmy gave him a blues name.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yes we did, So I'll play that, and I know
y'all gonna ask for the Gay Star Trek episode, so
i'll do it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Coming up working have Richie Blackmore is a company.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh yeah, and there's more than just Richie Blackmore. You
got Jeff Skunk, Baxter, Pat Travers, a bunch of people.
How do you get the word out? Do you just
open the haaling frequencies and hope they get the word
that we're gonna do an album.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
That would be cool.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeah, there's a guy that does this. I think he
does it for a living, but he's become a friend,
John Lapham. And John seems to know all these people.
He's been in the business a long time and he
calls them what the great honor is. Not only have
they accepted, but in some cases, like with Richie Blackmore,
(33:42):
they've been on more than one album. The experience that
they've enjoyed and their music incomparable ability.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, now here's the thing. If you're gonna sing the blues,
mister Shatner, you're gonna need a blues name. First of all,
your name's William, so you're Willie. That's the middle part.
Got that down, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
And you did a commercial for the Seapac cleaner, So
we're kind of going to call you sleepy.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Willy, Sleepy Willie. What about for a last name. Oh well,
he was a TJ. Hooker, Yeah, or he could be
howling Willie Hooker as you said earlier, whaling Willie. That's
a perfect blues name for you.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Now, wait a minute, you've just solved the mystery. Is
that what they do when they have a name?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, you get an affliction, a state name, a city name,
and then sometimes it's a name of a dead president
at the end.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh for God to say, that's that solves that mystery.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
See, all you need to do is ask will help
you out?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I see, yes, can you sing?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, let's see. Let let's try so. So we're going
with a sleepy Willie Hooker. Right, let's see. Well I'm
sleepy will It Hooker and my girlfriend's a look of okay,
that's all I got. Like I say, we're just trying
to help you out there, miss Shatner, I mean sleepy
(35:05):
Willy Hooker. Well, the new William Shatner album is called
the Blues. Even though it says William Shatner, it should
be sleepy Willy Hooker is what we're gonna call you
from now on.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
That's hysterical to come back on your on your show
in a couple of months. Aget another album coming out
that you're gonna absolutely be amazed at.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, what kind of album is this?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Called auto biographical album?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, I can't make up a blues name.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
For that one, No, but we'll use the same use
the same terms. Oh yeah, it's really it's really great
what you've just done.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Sleepy, Sleepy Willie Hooker. That's your new blues name.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Right now, sleep Willie Hooker.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Your girl is a looker, but then your mama's a hooker. No,
somebody took her.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
See we're writing a song with William Shattner right now. Listen.
It's always great to have you on the show. I
hope you get a chance to come to Dallas sometimes,
and we love you and stay healthy.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I will I'll come to a horse show there, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Not a horse shop. Put me a horse shot. Amazing, gentlemen,
The one and only Sleepy Willy Hugger Space the final
Frontier Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha one seventy seven.
(36:26):
Mister Spock is much stronger than the ordinary human being aroused,
his great physical strength could kill, but it's a risk
I'll have to take.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Something.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Bothering humans is spun.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving
with humans. I find their illogic and foolish emotions are constant, Irrigan.
Unlike you, We humans are full of unpredictable emotions. Love, tenderness, Yes, yes,
don't be afraid.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Here's my.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hold on you. Were beautiful, more beautiful than any dream
of beauty I've ever known. What is your point, mister Spock?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
I love you, I can love you.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Kiss me.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You know your mind.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Prospects appeared quite attractive to.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You a moment ago.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You don't really want to hurt me? Do you put
that thing away?
Speaker 7 (37:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I don't think so. Oh it's painless and quick entry
made by second Officer Spock.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Hospital.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I may have hit the wrong entry point. Yes, very well, Captain,
cry again it pleases you. What are you waiting for?
Hurry bury the hatch inappropriate choice of terms, Captain, keep
your fuck hands off, just keep away your ble no
(38:01):
wait by all right, catches, all right, busy, let me
give your hands.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Think I go anywhere. She's a projectile at one night,
get below and take command Ice out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
We are beauty, I am substantial. You are not imagining
this part? What are we doing to each other? I've
(38:34):
enjoyed it too, believe me, mister Spot. It was painful
in more ways than one ice out.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
Captain's locks up.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I've seen the point of myself no man should ever see.
I don't know why I have not been infected. Thank you,
mister Spock, from both of us. Okay, that'll have to
hold you for a while because I'm putting it back
in the toy box for a while. Dallas. What was
(39:07):
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five? Coming up, we're
gonna give away some heart tickets. You're going to identify
a TV commercial and that's all you're gonna tell all
I won't tell you all right, Yeah, but it had
something to do with what I were telling you would
the days that we were selling.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, here's a good hen, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I appreciate it. Okay, Coming up a little after eight,
we're gonna have Michael Costas from The Daily Show.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
He's a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
He gonna give us a call. And speaking of that,
I have another costUS, only it's spelled different.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, it's a Bob Costas.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Bob Costas with the C instead of a k ya.
Oh no. Well, he had a birthday over the weekend.
He turned seventy three, and I remember when we had
him on the show. This was right after Jimmy retired.
Yes it was.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So here's our interview with birthday boy Bob Costas. I
have watched you for years. Is there a sport you
have never called? I don't think there is never no, You.
Speaker 10 (40:07):
Know, there are sports that I haven't been involved with
as much. My very first job was calling minor league
hockey on the radio when I was still a student
at Syracuse University in the early nineteen seventies. But after that,
other than hosting a few hockey games for NBC, I
haven't done much hockey, only a little bit of golf,
but just about everything else.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, what is your favorite sport to call?
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Baseball? Baseball's always been my favorite. Basketball my second favorite.
I love the NBA on NBC during the Michael Jordan
era in the nineties, but baseball is the sport that's
best suited to a certain kind of broadcasting, and that's
a sort of broadcasting that appeals to me, the history
of the storytelling aspect of it, because baseball allows for that.
(40:52):
That's always been my favorite.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Bob.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I love your interviewing style. And back on the record
is on HBO. You're in your second season. You've interviewed
well Billy Crystal. You've interviewed presidents, you interviewed Cowboys owner
Jerry Jones last season. Is there one get that you
haven't gotten yet?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Well, you know, I wouldn't even think of this as
a get. But Sandy Kofax is somebody of legend who
virtually never sits for an interview, which I respect. He's
a naturally shy and humble guy. He doesn't like to
promote himself, and what does he need to say? His
legend speaks for itself. And Sandy has always been very
(41:34):
gracious when I'd asked him in the past, and I
stopped asking a long time ago. He wouldn't have a
PR person or somebody communicate with me. He'd call me
himself and he'd say, Bob, if I ever do it,
I'll do it with you. And then after a while
I began to realize I was at the front of
a line that never moves, but I was able to
get him. One time, they named the four greatest living
(41:57):
players about I don't know six seven years ago when
the All Star Game was in Cincinnati, and those four
players were Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Johnny Bench, and Sandy Kofax.
But I called Sandy, and I say, Sandy, the focus
is not on you, it's on you along with these
other great players. And in that circumstance he agreed to
do it, which was typically humble and self effacing, and
(42:20):
he was wonderful in that atmosphere, swapping stories with his equals,
you know, with these other great baseball immortals, and he
was terrific in that circumstance. And I just saw Sandy
at Vin Scully's funeral a few weeks ago. Sandy is
eighty six years old and still the handsomest man in
the room, so you know, he doesn't have to gild
(42:40):
the lily. What else does he have to say? Sandy Kofax.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Were you close to Vin Scully?
Speaker 10 (42:44):
Yes, in the last twenty years, probably more so than
when we were both at NBC, because he'd be doing
one game and I'd be doing another, and our paths
wouldn't cross, except when I hosted the World Series and
he was calling it with Joe Garagiola. But in the
last twenty years we became closer. And one of the
things that made that happen I was interviewing Ray Charles
(43:05):
on NBC. The great musician Ray Charles, And at one
point Ray says to me, Bob, you know who I
like to meet? And I say to myself, you're Ray Charles.
You can be that anybody you want or other people
want to meet. Who do you want to meet? Ray?
He says, Vin Scully, Wow, you know I love baseball,
but the picture means nothing to me. Ray Charles, of course,
(43:26):
was blind. He says. Vin Scully's broadcasts are almost musical.
They almost have a melody to them. Can you introduce
me to Vin Scully? I say, of course I can.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
So I called Vin.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
I explained the circumstances. We take Ray Charles to Dodger
Stadium and they spent time together and we turned it
into an interview on HBO some twenty years ago or
whatever it was. And that was the most time to
that point, the most time away from actually calling a
game that I'd ever spent with Vin Scully. And we
became closer after that.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's time for Dodger spaceball.
Speaker 10 (44:01):
You know, if he really sounded like that, he wouldn't
have had a sixty secs.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Well, that's me ruining everything like I always do. Hey, Bob,
I don't believe I've ever heard you call any motorsports.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
No, that's true, nothing against it, but I just don't
have any affinity for it.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
So no.
Speaker 10 (44:20):
I interviewed Dale Earnhardt Junior once at Daytona, but that
was about it. That's the only involvement I've ever had
that one interview.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
And don't you think he's doing a great job calling
NASCAR on NBC Sports Now?
Speaker 10 (44:32):
If I watched it, I would.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well let me beat.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Your eyes and ears for it. Dale's doing a great
job in his role as broadcast.
Speaker 10 (44:40):
I'm just assuming he is. He's a nice guy. I'm
assuming he is.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So, Bob, how is your interview with Jerry Jones?
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Oh he's Jerry Jones, He really is. He's the real
life JR.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ewing.
Speaker 10 (44:52):
I think the guy that Larry Agman played on Dallas
in real life. There's almost a wink wink yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know I'm a rascal.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more?
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Is he Jay?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Are you ing?
Speaker 8 (45:05):
Or is he p? T.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Barnum?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A little of both? Problem, a little of both.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
You know, you think about what he did.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
He pulled together one hundred and fifty million dollars. You know,
it's tough you're looking for all the loose change in
the couch, and he pulled together one hundred and fifty
million dollars which leveraged everything he had to buy the
Cowboys way back when, and now it's the most valuable
franchise in all of American sports. And that is a
tribute to the PT Barnum aspect to his being a
(45:34):
visionary about where the NFL can go and the Cowboys
being one of the flagship franchises. Early on, they won
what three Super Bowls very early on in his tenure.
Since then, they haven't been able to get back since
the mid nineties, which is a frustration for him. But
in the big picture, his ownership of the Cowboys has
(45:54):
been wildly successful.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now, the next episode of Back on the Record with
Bob Costas, you have an interview with Nick Saban. Have
you already recorded that.
Speaker 10 (46:04):
Yeah, we did it about a week ago, and mostly
it focuses on the issues facing college football, and there
are many of them now. The whole thing is in turmoil.
Mega conferences, USC and UCLA now part of the Big
ten and nil where players are able to make money
above board, not under the table, by selling their name,
(46:26):
image and likeness. There are pluses and minuses involved in
all of this, and he's well positioned as one of
the most prominent and successful people in college football to
talk about those issues. Also, his backstory as a person,
going back to his childhood is interesting and in some
cases poignant. So I'm not going to waste time talking
to him about next week's game with the granular stuff
(46:47):
about Alabama's team that's all over ESPN and other places constantly,
as it should be, So I'm looking at the bigger
picture with him. And Justin Verlander of the Astros is
also on the program.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Well, I was going to say, if you haven't interviewed
Nixed and yet, would you kick him in the nuts
for me?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Please?
Speaker 10 (47:03):
Yeah, I missed the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Excellent.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
If I'd had your request, then I certainly.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Would have acted upon the one and only.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Bob Costas. Back on the record with Bob Costas on HBO.
It's great to talk to you. You're the best man,
you really are.
Speaker 10 (47:20):
Thanks very much, Ada, Welcome to the show. I hope
Jim is okay.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh, he's fine.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
He retired and wouldn't we all want to do that?
Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Well, eventually I'm on that path eventually.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Bob, great to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Have a good weekend.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
See you there you go, the.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
One and only Bob Costas. Where's my value? This show's
getting to me, not even halfway through yet, by the way,
that reminds me. Yes, it is time now to give
away some heart tickets.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yes, they're gonna come Saturday, June fourteenth to Texas Trust
see Youth Theater.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Okay, so sometimes we'll do a toy commercial. Sometimes we'll
do another kind of commercial. Sometimes we go completely off script. Well,
today we're going to do a commercial about what day
I told.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You it was?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay, so what's six'. Ten you mentioned a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Things, yeah there's a few different blah blah blah. Days
today is? It it's a Food? Oh, okay, good, good,
Good all, right listen and tell me what commercial this is.
For what are you feeding your body? Now pure taste sensation. Waffles,
hey these are good.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
For you taste.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Buds, yeah come, On, fred it's whole grain. Goodness it's
read my, lips, NUTRITIOUS i mean something nutritious waffles From
kellogg's original and raising them. Brand and get, this no
preservatives and there's no sugar. Added, hey, Sorry, fred with.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Something this good could send that body into.
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Shuck hey tried the delicious taste of. Waffles, well you're
about to on an imaginary taste. Test, relax forget their
nutritious close your. Eyes, wait don't close your, eyes but
imagine the toasty. Aroma take one crisp imaginary. Bite see
not wipe your. Mouth you got imaginary syrup all over. It,
(49:06):
truly do ill taste imagine.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
That, okay come, on this is the easiest One i've
ever done for.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
You this products have a different slogan that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Play, YES i took the slogan. Out, okay, yep that's.
It well that's what you say before you say They
let me do this one more.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
TIME i was kind of sneaky of, you bo.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Rovers i'm a sneaky bashes you. Are, okay here's that
commercial once. Again tell me what is?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
For what are you feeding your?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Body?
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Now pure taste sensation?
Speaker 7 (49:42):
Waffles these are good for you.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Buds, yeah come, On, fred it's whole grain. Goodness it's
read my, lips.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Nutritious.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Nutritious waffles From kellogg's original and raising them.
Speaker 12 (49:55):
Brand and get, this no preservatives and there's no sugar
added Eight i've faid with something this good could send
that body into.
Speaker 13 (50:02):
Shock hey tried the delicious taste of, Waffles well you're
about to on an imaginary taste. Test, relax forget their
nutritious clumbs your. Eyes, wait don't close your, eyes but
imagine the toasty. Aroma take one crisp imaginary. Bite see
not wipe your. Mouth you got imaginary syrup all over.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
IT i treated delectable. Taste imagine.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
That, okay all, Right now the curveball is that they
keep saying, nutritious AND i don't think. NUTRITIOUS i just think.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Delicious, well but if they were going to try to
sell you something yes or nutritious and you'll get five
hundred dollars in your bank account if you try, that.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
And you're gonna lose fifty pounds in a, week of
course you.
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Will it's, brondo it has electrolyte. Center this is gonna be.
Easy come on two one four eight seven eight seven one.
Five let's see if anybody knows on. Them show tell
me what product that. Is he, Goes he goes, right
and she was about. Lego my eg, yes that's the.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Slogan there was.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
A there was A Rolling stones par parody called Uh
lego My egg that they. Did i'll have to try
and find.
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It, okay all, Right Rolling, Stones, Yeah Rolling stones.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Man first of, all who is?
Speaker 6 (51:18):
This this Is mark.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
McDaniel what's? Up mark? McDaniel hey you what you got?
Yourself some heart? Tickets you just hang on and we
will hook you. Up, okay all, right, okay, excellent all, right.
DIEGO i knew that was. Easy now tomorrow it may
not be so easy because It's fun With Music. Day
by the, way Our fun With Music day is On,
thursday but we're going to do an all Baseball fun
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With Music day On tomorrow's choose your news and no
theme because It's ASCA's Stuff. Day huh yeah, yeah and
there is no, theme but you find the fake headline
and you. Win and by the, way ask The Stuff day.
Tomorrow call you ask You stuff, hotline leave the question
two on four eight, six six, hundred and we've.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Got more stuff to give. Away comedian And Aziz I'm
sorry is headed To North. Texas he'll play The Music
hall At Fair Park, Saturday april, twelfth and if you
want to see, him be listening around eight. Forty this.
Morning that's When bo AND i are going to open
up That Lone star ticket window that's coming up next.
Hour here on Lone star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Five.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Found a. Life everybody just went their separate. Way there
the last ree's back.
Speaker 6 (52:22):
There hold.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Us, OH i thought this was the one that wind
and no it's.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
Not.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Okay coming, up we have some tickets to see Comedian
Azi's i'm. Sorry he's coming to town at Fair Park
Music hall On, Saturday april the. Twelfth but right, now
if you Watch The Daily, show you know this.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Guy oh he's very.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Funny see and because it comes on at, TEN i
have to record it and watch it, Later SO i
wonder who this?
Speaker 6 (52:52):
Is, Hi Michael, costa how you?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Doing Michael costa Of The Daily? Show AS i live and,
Breathe welcome To. Dallas but you're not actually physically In,
dallas but you will be Here august second at The Granada.
Theater and that's A. Saturday that means we can actually.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Go oh, GREAT i was just looking it. Up i'm
glad you did ahead of. Time thank.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
YOU i had no idea that you were a professional tennis,
player because your new book is Called Lucky Loser adventures
in tennis and. Comedy if you were a tennis player,
professionally who's the biggest jerk on the?
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Circuit, well you, KNOW i was playing the minor, league low,
level they're called futures and. Challengers i'll tell you what
the biggest jerk. Was it was everybody that kept beating.
Speaker 7 (53:41):
Me, YEA.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
I lost a. LOT i was a great, JUNIOR i
was a great collegiate. Player but when it got to the, pros,
man were these kids? Hungry were they? Motivated this is
a global. Sport you, know you're playing a kid From
russia who's been training on a dirt court with a
rope tied between two, sticks and he's ready to, pounce
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and he's ready to defeat. You SO i wasn't dealing
with too many divas because we were all grinding trying
to make it up the. Ladder BUT i lost a
lot and they all.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Hurt, now how did you make the jump from tennis to?
Speaker 6 (54:18):
Comedy, YEAH i would LIKE i, SAID i would lose a,
lot AND i would have five days, off six days,
off and as a little exercise to relax and release
some of the pressure and forget about tennis for a.
WHILE i would write funny ideas INTERACTIONS i had in
my travel. Experiences and WHEN i finally Quit tennants AND
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i settled down in Ann, Arbor, michigan WHERE i was
coaching The university Of michigan, TEAM i looked at all
these journals AND i, said, this this is this is
a stand up these are stand up. Bits and those
first journals turned into my first comedy. Set and that
was almost twenty years. Ago and here we.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Are, well i'll tell you what all you got on
The Daily? Show are spot on in your. Comments when
you talked About trump's address To congress and you said
it was like The oscars for people with loose, SKINS
i almost spit out my Doctor.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Pepper, yeah we got one of the oldest senates of all.
TIME i, mean it's it's never good when they call
a press conference and they start wheeling themselves out. RIGHT
i really wish we could figure that. Out but, yes
The Daily, show that's that's what our job. Is our
job is to take the, news put it into the
comedy machine and create some weird form of comedy sausage
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that we then deliver to our. Audience and boy is it.
Fun and when we do it. Right not only are
we making you, laugh you're also more.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Informed, well we have such crappy. HOURS i have to
record it and then watch it the next day BECAUSE
i can't stay up that.
Speaker 6 (55:51):
Late, yeah well guess, what join the club EVEN i
record myself and watch.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
It the next.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Day, Hey, now Writing Lucky lous the Or adventures In
tennis And, comedy was that your way of kind of
like decompressing and getting away from all the political.
Speaker 6 (56:06):
News, yeah you, know that's a great. Question it. Wasn't
this book is not. POLITICAL i don't even think anyone's
political name is entered in this. Book people say to,
me aren't you a bit young to write a? Memoir
AND i, say, Possibly but my tennis life is, done
and it's been done for a, while AND i needed
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time to process it and digest. It WHEN i wrote this,
BOOK i was about to have a, child AND i,
thought you, KNOW i need to document how the HELL
i went from tennis to comedy because it's a surprising,
story and once my life changes with this. Kid with the,
Kid i'm going to need to remember how this. Happened
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so that was kind of the motivation behind the. Book and,
man is it fun digging into. It and the goal
of the, book as the goal of any comedian's, book
it's to make you laugh and it is. FUNNY i
promise you.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
That, okay let me give you Another Daily show. Question
Is John stewart really gonna Have Little musky to come in?
Speaker 6 (57:08):
LIVE i, Look john's not afraid of. ANYBODY i Think
john would Take musky if he said. Yet Now musky, said,
Hey i'll do the, show and then he, tweeted, well
only if they air the interviews. Unedited, well let me
tell you a little, Something bo And, anna every interview is.
(57:28):
Unedited we've never every single interview is on YouTube and its.
Entirety how DO i know? That because WHEN i? Host
do you know any MISTAKES i? Make AND i always
say to, them hey can you cut? That and they,
go we don't cut. It it all goes up.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Nice do you still Have Lewis black doing back In? Black?
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Oh, Yeah lewis is there all the. Time lewis is a.
Friend one of the best parts of The Daily show
for me is getting to know these comedy heroes of,
mine And lewis is just what a. Treasure so, funny.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
Let me ask you this. Question you like comics just
LIKE i. Do what was the first comedian you heard
that really made me laugh out? LOUD i know what mine?
Speaker 6 (58:07):
Was, yeah well what was? Yours Richard?
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Price is it SOMETHING i said that was my murphy for?
Speaker 5 (58:14):
Me?
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah those are, Great those are great. COMICS i
Loved Dennis. MILLER i loved the. ARROGANCE i loved the.
Vocabulary you, know he would do a joke About Nikhail
gorbachev's hair And i'm nine years. OLD i don't know
anything he's talking, about BUT i enjoyed the presentation and
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the confidence with which he delivered. It so that was
probably the first comic WHERE i, said this is a
truly wild, profession and he really piqued my.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
INTEREST i want a piece of that action.
Speaker 6 (58:47):
Now, also my parents took me to See Bill cosby multiple.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
Times lucky. You, yeah little did you know what was
going to happen?
Speaker 6 (58:53):
Later little DID i know what that was all. About
but appreciated how he his family for, comedy which is
not something that only he, does but it's something That
i've tried to do in my comedy as. Well.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
Yeah so that's for your stand, up because on The
Daily show you don't really talk about your.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Family BUT i do like it when you talk.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
Politics it's not That i'm. Uninterested i'm very interested in.
Politics but my day, job The Daily, show that's all we.
DO i complain about my, WIFE i complain about my.
KIDS i complain about how COOL i was BEFORE i
had a. Family that's a lot of my stand up.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Now one of the things in the, book And i'm
sure you're just so excited to share this with your,
kids is you talk about the cringe worthy sex in
the red light.
Speaker 6 (59:37):
District at the, OH i THOUGHT i was talking to you,
Know Bible Bell. TEXAS i love these. Questions, hey, no hell.
NO i had six days.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
OFF i was In.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
Amsterdam i'm twenty three years. Old come, on what are
you going to? DO i went to the red light.
DISTRICT i first went to the prostitutes that were. BEAUTIFUL
i finished with the prostitutes THAT i could.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Afford it's all about the, budget all about the. Budget
it's all about the.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Budget and you're a product of. Sex i'm a product of.
Sex the Dog i'm staring at right now two dogs
had sex.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Existed, yeah if my parents hadn't a bump Doug, LEY'S
i wouldn't be here right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Exactly bees pollinate the. Flowers it makes the world. Beautiful
it's okay that sex, exists but bees don't have boners
when they go to flower to, flower did?
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
They and bees don't pay for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
It, no bees don't have to pay for. It every
man pays for, it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
One way or the, younger one way or the. Other you're, Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Michael costa Of The Daily show On Comedy. Central the
new book is Called Lucky Loser adventures In tennis And.
COMEDY i know you're coming to town On august. Second
if you get in a couple of days, early come
on in the. Studio we'll take care of.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
YOU i appreciate. That thanks to everyone for Reading Lucky.
Loser it was a big writing job for. Me BUT
i love this book AND i hope you help you read.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
It Thanks, michael thank you. Guys by well look at.
Him tomorrow Is Stephen tyler's seventy six. Birthday, YEAH i
hope he's been resting up that throat of. His, yeah
he's got no choice when you rupt your vocal cords.
Outs but, Uh, steven we Talked stephen many. Times one
(01:01:23):
time he was in the studio and, well here's here's
just a little taste of what. Happened look's, Here. Steve
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know WHAT i?
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Need you?
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Know, Well i'll tell you what you. Need but, YEAH
i give you my. Kids but he ain't gonna plug into.
NOTHING i love can those are?
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Mine?
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Did we?
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Did you did?
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Say there was no, surprise. SURPRISE i knew the planets
went lying up And steven would be. Here you do look?
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You i'm telling you you're healthy and EVERYTHING i.
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Never Wasn't, no what Did Jack nicholson, say don't, Worry
you'll be back on your knees and no time?
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There? Yeah, Go but it's not many musicians that would
get up early enough to come in and do. This
piss ain't? Shell thank You? Steven now you know WHAT i.
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WAS i was talking To joe about how we used
to around the radio stations all the time in Dif Front.
Town what up with? That? Yeah why not come? By
you guys are the ones that put us on the.
Map radio stations always have you guys play the hell
out of. Us, HEY i get the, picture.
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You, KNOW i get the big.
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Picture all the fans the same how you were In
South america that In europe and The United states.
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Are, silly, stupid.
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Sick we got. OFF i got off to play With
aaron and we got mauled by one hundred and fifty.
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Was it was.
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Nuts they don't speak a lot Of, english but they
sure know the.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
LYRICS i. Know they sing along with the, songs and it.
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Language any you got a favorite language that you go.
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me dead Event please there, tons AND i, say ladies.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
On break.
Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Honey THEN i paid the check to some psycho chick
who's talking out the side of her.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Neck speaking of psycho, chicks we talked to you on
the phone about five years, ago and there was a
woman that called. US i gotta talk To Stephen tyler,
PLEASE i, Love and you used the TERM i, Said,
stephen can you talk to this? Lady and you, said
is she rooting For? Tats and ever since you said,
That i've been using that in. PHRASE i want to
thank you for giving me rooting For. Tats was she
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what was she rooting For? TATTERS i don't know if
she went to rooting at the show that, night but
you never. Know it's that backstage, Here i'm telling. You,
now you've been In dallas quite. Often is there a
place that you visit when maybe you're not used the.
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Data girl From dallas she used the dynamite stick for a.
Phallus they found her vagina In North.
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Carolina Buckingham, Palace yes you ever you know boom.
Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
Our son Named baker was poked in a pew by a.
Quaker he, said my, god what you call it? A,
well the entrance is more than an. A i love.
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Limericks you should do a whole album. LYRICS i, did
and the band.
Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
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Dap that was young girl From. Dallas oh, yeah you
buy my stick funds Of. Pallas, hey they found a
vagina In North. Carolina, hey they found a, Vagina, Hey North. Carolina,
Hey Buckingham.
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You've bought their, RECORDINGS t, shirts caps and fenny. Bikes
you've seen their, concerts but you've never experienced the thrill
of listening to those bad boys From boston until.
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Today, Creamole, Gremole, Gremole. Remo, yes they.
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Undisputed that unchallenged king of country.
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Music asson sings all.
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Your Favorite aerosmith classics on this one fantastic, Album ashton Does?
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It More.
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Shoes that's, Right you've never heard or will hopefully ever
hear Again aerosmith quite like.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
This go, Morning Woke Geas, Way Tell Geous, Way everybody
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He's the man who's want more records than The, beatles The, Stones,
Elvis Willie nelson and Got.
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cd cassete or a track available it feed stores, Everywhere
get yours.
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so order, now Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Man Stephen tyler Seven, day Six part and what Does anna?
Do what Does hannah?
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
DO i pull up the pictures Of Stephen tyler's Toes.
Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Garlinge, awesome nasty ass. TOAD i swear If i'd have
known that when he was, HERE i would have brought that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Up oh my, god you know, What he's got enough
money he could have this. Corrected they have. Surgery you know.
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
What they remind me Of Keith richard's. Fingers they're just
like those. Toes they're going every direction on the company.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
ARTHREADIC i love this because the picture THAT i pulled
up says photos that Proved Stephen tyler is the coolest grandma.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Ever he does have some funky ass. Toes google Look,
google trust me. Well today's opening of The National medal
Of Honor museum to the public marks three years since construction.
BEGAN i didn't know it took that, long but it.
Did situated In arlington's entertainment, district near The cowboys at
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AND T stadium and The Texas, Rangers Glodlike field will
efficiently open its doors to anyone and. Anybody. Today at
the center of the museum is a circular wall of,
recipients including the most decorated combat soldier Of World War,
Two Audie, murphy And murphy's From. Texas it's also where
a living history comes alive in a powerful video that
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will educate and, inspire as they say in. Quotations the
Lower rotundo will be opened twenty four hours a, day
seven days a, week and it's free to. Enter you
can just walk in any time you want. To the
museum on the second level is open ten am to
five pm. Daily during this grand opening, week all veterans
get in for free if you have Your VETERANS id. Card.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Yeah so The Bomb factory is back In Deep Lum,
well it never, Left it just changed its name. Again
the event, venue formerly known as The, factory is going
back to its original name. Now the venue officially announced
the name change. Yesterday the name was changed from The
Bomb factory to The factory back in twenty twenty one
because somebody thought that the name sounded too violent because
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it included the.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Bomb people will start.
Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Blowing, yeah because that's how that. Happens the place is
back to the name it should have been all. Along
they should have never changed. It but employees were told
at a meeting the rebranding was from any potentially violent
connotation surrounding the use of the word. Bomb The Bomb
factory announcement came with the tagline Still, inundating still, Destroying Still.
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Repeating on the venue's, website A Bomb factory logo appears
on the page with the Date april twenty, seven twenty twenty.
Five on that, DATE lcd Sound system will perform at
The Bomb.
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Factor i've seen it a couple of great shows. THERE
i Saw Judas priest And Uriah. Heap Craft, Work, oh my,
god Craft. Work it's a THREE d. Show they give
you THREE d glasses and the videos on the screen
behind them just come right at your. FACE a grave.
VENUE i love. It did you know the Craft work
is coming back in twenty twenty? Five are they?
Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Now they are not young people, Anymore but damn it
if they're not stopping in town.
Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
To play, this well one of them passed. Away, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Nay they've been playing things Like Coach shell and big.
Festivals but now they're doing two Day well.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Let me know when that. Is, yeah have you ever
seen them? Before, oh you gotta see the THREE d.
Show you gotta.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
See i'm waiting For Jeff ca to call and jump
in now he's a big fan. Too let's go to
Six flags that Were texas In arlington AND i just
passed on the way home from The rangers stuff. Yesterday
they're no longer accepting cash at Six. Flags please take
note parents, also parents chaperones are now required for guests
that are under the age of. Fifteen you can't send
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the thirteen and fourteen year. Olds they are on their own.
ANYMORE i think that's probably for the. Best, yeah the park, said, tickets,
restaurants retail, parking toll. Booths when we accept card, Payments Visa, MasterCard,
Amax discover or a debit card will also. Work the
aren't assured that multiple chaos would be available to convert
cash into prepaid debit. Cards that's a pain in the,
(01:10:06):
Ass but if you know about it ahead of, time,
boom there you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Go so we're trying to.
Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Help Six flags also Reintroduce FrightFest chaperone policy for guests
fifteen and younger for entry after four pm during That halloween,
season they have to be accompanied by someone who's at
least twenty one to remain in the, park and.
Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
They have to stay in the park with, well they
were having so many issues with young, people you know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
They, were and during The halloween season we got to
be scare actors. There during The halloween, season so it's
a bit of a grown up. Thing chaperone may a.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Company no more than ten juvenile. Guests you've guessed fifteen or.
Younger found without a, chaperone they could be thrown. Out
so no pink things for. You, sorry, Kids, sorry no
pinking for, you little. Boy, okay coming, up we got
to take us to s comedian. Disease i'm, sorry coming
up in the lone start taking window at eight. FORTY
I i hate to say, it BUT i still hear only,
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Closer Tony, Danzel you're not the only, one by the,
Way Sir Elton john is seventy eight years old. Today,
yeah we were talked about that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yesterday, yes and.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Here he is talking about his first visit To america
and what he did when he first got. Here because you,
know people In, england they Loved american.
Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Music oh, yeah talk about The, beatles The Rolling, stones
all of.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Them, yeah they always loved The motown sound and The.
Memphis now, well Here's Elton john talking about his first.
Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Visit ironic that one of the greatest soul music places
in the, world Like. Detroit you have to realize that
WHEN i first came To america and went to places Like.
MEMPHIS i went to The Stack studio and knelt before
the eight track.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Machine i'm kissed.
Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
IT i went To Motown, STUDIOS i went to The
Apollo theater In New. York as A british person who
Loved american, music it was, very very important for me
to pay homage to the places that the great music
came out.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Of, see they always appreciated the Old american.
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Standards, yeah you, Know benny and The jets was number
one In detroit on a soul station and In philadelphia
on a soul. Station, really and it blew everybody's mind
that This Elton john From england was number one on
THESE r AND b.
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Stations, Okay i've talked you about this. Before did you
ever See Elton john On soul? Train when those dancers
were trying to dance To benny and The jet they could, Say,
man this rhythm sucks over.
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Here man like the, song but we can't dance.
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Too dance to. It by the, way tomorrow Is ask
His Stuff. Day if you got a, QUESTION i hope you.
Do call The Ask Your Stuff hotline two one four
eight six six eighty six. Hundred leave your question. There
we'll answer it on the air and play choose your
news for those tickets to See. Heart and there is
no theme this.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Week, no not this.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
WEEK i almost had you with The Jimmy Hoff the
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Of Rock tour and they're getting ready to release a
new album in the coming. Months Here's Tommy shaw teasing
the new album while on The Rock Legends.
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on bird seed than he used to spend on. Cocaine
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know you never know what you're going to find at
a garage sale or an estate. SALE a collection of
design pages for The Led zeppelin three cover were recently
discovered at an estate. Sale The Spinning wheel cover was
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his debut solo. Album he says it's a fusion of
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the food that they gave us, Yesterday, Yeah, field because
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gave up bread for, lent SO i had to push
the bread. Aside and even just the dog with the
chili or the dog that was wrapped in bacon. Delicious, yeah,
okay that's what we'll talk about.
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My name is Steve Lynch, Steve Lawyer. You're slightly amused.
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you might like it. Oh, man, pull yourself together, girl,
we god damn shoulder.
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That was right out of the toy box on the
toy box. Thank you, bo.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Robl Oh and I got some other little ditties from
the old toy box here today, plus a guest, Michael
Costas from The Daily Show is going to give us call.
He's got a new book out, and if you ever
watch him on the Daily Show, he's always holding it
up trying to promote it without acting like he's trying
to promote it. Oh, we'll talk to him here a
little bit later on. And of course, well you've got
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a pair of tickets to see Heart at Texas TRUSTEEU
Theater Saturday, June fourteenth. And you're gonna have to identify
a commercial, Okay, a toy commercial I'm not gonna take
Oh oh, we'll just have to guess.
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Just gonna have to wait, all right, all right, but.
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It's a great prize, heart tickets.
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Awesome, damn straight as we celebrate, yes, National Medal of
Honor Day.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know, we just saw the Medal of Honor Museum
yesterday as we were driving the Globe Life Field. Really
Texas Rangers food Fest before the press. Pretty impressive. If
the museum is now open to the public, starting to
start today, that's right. It is also Old New Year's Day.
What That's exactly what I thought. Old New Year's Day,
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the day that was seen as being the start of
the new year, was observed on March twenty fifth by
many countries up until the creation of the Gregorian calendar
in fifteen eighty two, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And then January first became our new year.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Even after this, some country still observed the new year
on March twenty fifth. Okay, So we'll say it's another
new year. That doesn't mean we've got another day off though,
But happy New Year again.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
As as far as this year goes, I wouldn't mind
starting it all over again.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, there's a lot of things that could be changed
just in time before they do the damage they've done.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I've seen a social media meme a lot of people
put up and said January was a really tough year.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, exactly, Glad that we have a new year. It
is also American Diabetes Association of Alert Day and National
Several Palsy Awareness Day. Today is a one day wake
up call to raise awareness for both conditions. Diabetes had
several palsy. I certainly hope neither one of you get
either one of these. But of these two days take
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place on each year, the fourth Tuesday of March A.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's the day that is today, March twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yes, right, it's Say their Name Day. Say their name,
as in, I don't know whatever their name is, say
it whoever they are, I don't know. Okay, we don't
want to start a stink storm over them, whoever they are,
a stink storm.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I think it's for people that are missing.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, it didn't say that. It sounds like that would
be what it was for their name.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Say their name.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, I wasn't that a Beyonce song or something you
know that would say my name.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But you got to start somewhere. I guess, I guess.
Did you ever have your grandmother get pissed off at
you and go through all your brothers and your Colorge? Yeah,
before she finally got to yours because she had an episode.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's where George Foreman had it on everybody that all
he had to do was say, George.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Did that's it. It's Tolkien Reading Day, held annually on
March twenty fifth, the date of the downfall of Saran
on Lord of Three. Yeah, okay, I'd rather watch the
movies and read up on it. But that's just me.
Uh okay, how do you pronounce pec a n?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Pecan?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
How you pronounce it pecan? But I am from Georgia.
Originally it is National Pecan Day. Me and Randy used
to go all about it because he would say pe can.
I'd say, a pe can is what you're taking a
car on a long trip so you don't have to
stop and pee.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He used to say pecan just to rally you up.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I know he did.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I know he did because he knew better.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay, let's eat National Lobster Newburgh Day. Oh? Yes, who
has good lobster Newburg around? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I haven't seen it on a menu in forever.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
As I've told you, my mom used to take us
to Dallas from Course Canada by school clothes and she
always wanted to stop it. Jay's Marine Grill and Oaklawn
so Jeeku Garrison Lobster New Bar.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'll tell you all what for seafood, fresh seafood right
across the street, Ocean Air.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Try.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
There's a place on Oakland I absolutely love.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It is also International Waffle Day. Yeah, a lot of
you scarfed down a few of those this morning before
you left the house. Maybe you got a mouthful right
now the boat. Okay, we got sports of all sorts
coming up. There's lots to talk about.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Let you do the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Ready because it's Ballastor's Classic Rocks lone Star ninety two
to five. All right, before we go any further, I
got to play this call for you here, hey man,
since you mentioned Randy, you ought to play that damn clip.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
You have a Randy drunk.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
That was when you went to Austin for the zz
Top zz Top.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And Leonard Skinner. We all went on this bus and
and yet Randy was holding court after having a view
too many But he wasn't driving, so he didn't care.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
All Right, y'all have a good day, all right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We'll do that for you's free lived, that's at least
a year.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, but no, it's time ver sports of all. Sorry.
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Here we go. Jake Ottinger shut out his home state team,
stopping thirty two shots. Wyat Johnston and Matt d Shane
scored fifty eight seconds apart late in the second period,
and your Dallas Stars beat the Minnesota Wild three to
nothing last night. That's the American Airline Center now. Ottinger,
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who grew up about twenty miles south of the Twin
Cities in Lakeville, Minnesota. He is seven oh to two
in regular season play against the Wild and has an
eight game home winning streak that began in late January.
The Stars are now ten to one in their last
eleven home games, six points behind first place Winnipeg in
the Central Division and five points ahead of third place Colorado.
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Miko Rantonin took a puck to the face out early
in the second period. He was helped him to the tunnel,
but he didn't miss much time. He came back out
sooner than later. The Wild had a three game winning
streak snapped just like that.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Minnesota has a comfortable lead in the Western Conference wildcard
race and as four points behind Colorado in the division.
The Stars are thirty one to one and one when
leading after two periods. The loss was at home to
Minnesota in overtime December twenty seventh. Up next, the Stars
begin a four game road trip tomorrow at Edmonton to
take on the Oilers. And from what I hear, the
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Stars are not the only local team that won.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh no, Thatt's hear it for your Dallas Maverick Yeah
cat today broken the Luca Kursure hope. Despite all the
chatter on social media about whether or not he was
going to play anymore this season, Dallas Maverick's and Anthony
Davis made it crystal clear that there was never any
doubt in his mind about whether or not he was
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planning to play again this season. From the time he
strained his left abductor during the February eighth game, his
first game against the Houston Rockets, Davis was determined to
get back and help the MAVs make a strong push
to grab a spot in the NBA's play in Tournament. Now,
the ten time All Star accepted to pass from PJ
Washington before throwing down a two handed dunk for the
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first points in what would be a one hundred and
twenty to one h one windy Dallas Mavericks over the
Brooklyn Nets last night came.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Anthony Davies shot six of nine from the field. He
added three assists, a steal, and a block shot in
his first game since injuring his groin in his Dallas
debut on February eighth. That was about a week after
the trade that sent Luca to the Lakers and enrage
so many Mavericks fans. Yeah, including those here in the studio.
Seven of Dallas's remaining eleven games are on the road.
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The Mavericks are at the New York Knicks tonight at
Orlando on Thursday, and then they'll be in Chicago playing
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, it was just a few days ago that we
were talking about Warren Buffett's big sweepstakes for getting a
perfect March Madness NCAA bracket, and look what has happened.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Perfect one, but there's some big winners here man.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
For the first time in nearly ten years, a Berkshire
Hathaway employee claimed Warren Buffett's one million dollars grand prize.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Now he was offering a billion if you could get
them all right, but nobody will ever.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Get absolute perfection of billion dollars. But a big chunk
of money has been won by a bunch of his employees.
The anonymous employee won the annual internal bracket contest after
correcting calling thirty one out of thirty two games in
the first round of the men's Feball Tournament.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The ninety four year old Buffett was finally able to
give out the big prize after relaxing the rules multiple
times since its inception in twenty sixteen. But originally Buffett
a Crichton Is it Crichton, Yeah, Crichton basketball fans, He's
sent out to a war anyone who could perfectly predict
the Sweet sixteen And then last year, after the million
dollar jackpot remained unclaimed, participants were given the advantage of
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waiving the results of the eight games among the number
one and two seeds. Still nobody managed to crack the
code until now this year.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The rules were.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Changed again, so anyone who picks the winners of at
least thirty of the tournament's thirty two first round games,
they're eligible to win the cash. In fact, twelve Berkshire
employees guests thirty one of the thirty two first round
games correctly. That one million dollar prize went to the
person from that group that picked twenty nine games consecutively
before a loss. That winner went on to pick forty
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four out of forty five games correctly. So the other
eleven contestants, they're each getting one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's a runner up prize right there.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I wonder if any of them picked McNee states because
that was the big upset.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Remember, Yeah, yeah, Okay, let's talk about our hungry man's
heaven yesterday at Globe Liife Field for US media folks,
the Texas your debut. There are new menu options for
the season, from the eye popping boomstick burrito to new
lobster dishes. Fans will have several new options to try
when the Rangers host the Boston Red Sox for Opening
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Day this Thursday. Grabbing most of the attention was the
new boomstick burrito, which was huge, and we were all
taking bets on how much it costs.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, I thought it was sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, it was three figures or something. Maybe, Well it's
thirty five ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I guess you were the closest because you said for it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I said about forty. And you, guys, this burrito is
the size of a baseball bat.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
A little bit small.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, it's the thing is big enough to feed the
whole section you're sipping in. It's some massive tortilla stuff
with taco meat, rice, beans, cheese, and pico de gio.
We would have thought it would be around fifty bucks.
We thought it was yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
When they unfurled the flower tortilla, it looked like a blanket.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Or Dylan looked like one of those dollars your grandmother
put over one of the tables. Also new this year
is a Buffalo pool pork sandwich. Caju Nacho's Us We're Good.
Her Tato is offering their brisket loaded baked potato known
as Big pop Up. Yeah, brand I didn't get any
of that, and I wish to had.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It was in a cup and it was so good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, globeally Field will open the parking lots at ten
am Thursday for tailgators, and the stadium gates will open
at noon. The first pitch at three h five pm
on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Wrestler Alexa Anahiro Driguez Lopez holds the Hillcrest High School
record for wins. That's for boys and girls wrestling. Wrestling
practice at Hillcrest High School in Dallas is a way
for athletes to get tips from some of the team's best.
Alexa is a four foot eleven, ninety five pound powerhouse.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
On the match, you must be strong.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, Alexa says. The team's two hundred and eighty five
pounder gave her the name Mighty Mouse and that she is.
She adds, I'll go out there, I'll rest so anybody.
I'm not scared of anybody. I think that's the best
thing about wrestling. Alexa has been wrestling since she was
a freshman. She used to play basketball too, but being
four foot eleven, she decided wrestling was more hur lane
and now she holds the Hillcrest High School record for wrestling.
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In case you didn't know, girls wrestling is the fastest
growing high school sport in the country.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Kick ass, Wow, really?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Alexa Mighty Mouse has been offered full ride scholarships for
wrestling and plans to announce next week where she plans
on going to college.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
What if she goes into professional wrestling, wouldn't that be awesome?
I'm sorry, you can only be a valet to a
big star, but come on in.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I wonder if there's people in the stands that are
throwing Alexa jokes at her while she's wrestling.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Alexa, break her head, Alexa, you know it broken?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
All right, let's talk about soccer, man, This is a
pretty cool story. Dallas already has its own FIFA World
Cup theme song remix, and it'll also have a.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Custom city poster. Two cool looks. It's cool.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
FIFA announced that each of the host cities for the
World Cup soccer that's coming is going to have their
own respective city posters, sort of like when big bands
go on to or they'll do special posters for special towns.
It's going to be like that too. Like the FIFA
World Cup songs, the city posters will be rolled out
over time. Dallas again is dead last in the lineup,
but that's okay. We're like the headlining act. That's how
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I look at it. A diverse group of talented artists,
each with their own style, created these posters that reflect
unique identity and heritage of their respective cities, FIFA said
in its announcement. The artists drew inspiration from local landmarks,
local traditions, et cetera, the resulting in designs that will
resonate with both local communities and global audiences. And the
artwork was unveiled last Tuesday, first with Philadelphia through April seventeenth,
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and when the Dallas win comes out on April seventeenth,
we're going to be able to see the whole line
of these. They're really cool and it's an art that
has been it's given a lot of effort to it.
The posters are going to go on right after they've
all been revealed, So mid April, ye, mid.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
April something like that. Okay, there's base most even hadn't
officially started, but there are some exhibition games. The Phillies
and Blue Jays spring training game on Friday had a
little excitement. A Toronto fan was sitting in the area
right behind the batter's box and decided to moon the
crowd in the camera. He dropped trow and said.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Audiences watching the game on TV. Saw the action. A
woman sitting next to him tried to stop the move
by putting a coat over him, but she ended up
starting to laugh anyway, just like everybody else. No word
on the guy getting in trouble, but the Blue Jays
won the game. By the way, just in case you.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Were one, and we have the video, do you know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The Freaking full File next on the Bowl in Them
show Dallas Worst Classic Rocket lone Star ninety two five. Hey,
I promised I would play Randy Drunk on the Zzy
Top Bus again. So it's coming up. But now it's
time for the Freaking fool File. Now here's another case
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of sports of all sorts and the Freaking Fool File
kind of merging together for the story. The Chesapeake Bayed
Socks is a minor league baseball team in Maryland. They
hopped on the trend of doing a fun renaming stunt
and came up with the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers because that's
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what they do in Chesapeake Bay, they catch oysters. The
rebrand also included a new logo of a catcher's mitt
with an oyster inside. Oh no, he no, no, please
pull it up.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, oh boy, Unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
That logo looks a lot like a lady's promise land
and I'm saying the team figured this out quickly and
is making the most of it by announcing that they'll
be donating ten percent of all Oyster Catchers merchandise sales
to a cervical cancer charity.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think you must be eighteen or over
to see this.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Nobody ever said, hey, he knows what that looks like
to me?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
No, I think they did it on purpose, just so
they could get mentioned in the freaking fool file.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't think they did. I think they didn't even
think about it. Oh, there's our new look. Wait a minute,
hold on, Janni's come here for a minute.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You know, even if it didn't look like a lady's
coin purse, just an oyster in a capturesmith that's kind
of dirty on its own.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, you know, it kind of sounds like a euphemism.
Yeah version, Yeah, will move on.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, here's another case of a freaking fool file in
sports of all sorts. Mergingt Cansaniga, a well known Italian
volleyball player, was scammed out of over eight hundred thousand
dollars over fifteen years by someone who posed as his
online girlfriend and used photos a famous Brazilian supermodel, Alessandra
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Ambrosio using the fictional name Maya. This woman started sending
him photos of the Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's secret angel.
Now it's unclear whether Cansaniga lived under a rock for
the last fifteen years, as Alessandra Ambroso's face is one
of the most well known in the fashion industry, but
he was convinced that it belonged to his new girlfriend, Maya.
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Even though the two never met in person throughout their
long term relationship, only speaking on the phone and through
social media, he apparently felt comfortable sending her considerable amounts
of money. This gullible guy only started suspecting that he
might be the victim of a scam when he told
his volleyball teammates that he was engaged to a Brazilian
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supermodel that he had never met in person.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
First of all, Brazilian supermodels don't need your money.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, and they would want to meet you
in person after so long, right. It was reportedly them
who said, sit down while we explained something to you, mister,
and they contacted police. Since the volleyball player couldn't bring
himself to do it because he was so embarrassed and
felt so stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well, Giga, I can kind of see why he felt
that way.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's just amazing to me that these people get catfished.
I know, you know, I had a girlfriend for two years,
but I never met her in person. But I love her. Yeah, yeah, yes,
it loves me.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's a reflection of just how chronic loneliness is out
there for some people. It's a shame this story, it
might possibly make the basis for a really creepy movie screenplay.
It takes place in a scientific laboratory where apparently they
have grown and designed a new laboratory mouse. This mouse
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could have mammoth impact on resurrecting an ancient dinosaur from
the Stone Age known as the Wooly Mammoths. Oh gosh, yes,
so they've nicknamed this new creature a wooly mammoth mouse,
curly whiskers, wavy light hair three times longer than that
of ordinary lab mouse, and genetically modified rodents that embody
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several wooly mammoth like traits. A private Dallas, Texas company
is behind efforts to resurrect the wooly mammoth and other
extinct animals. And by growing and creating this wooly mammoth mouth,
they've taken a big step apparently.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Bo, there's a picture of it for you over here.
Shoot it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
So it starts eating your face.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, it's probably terrifying in person.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
The company based here in town again is called Colossal Biosciences.
It's wooly mouse would enable scientists to test the link
between DNA sequences and physical traits that enabled the mammoth,
which went extinct about four thousand years ago, to adapt
to life in cold climates. So to create this creature,
Colossal said it identified different genetic variants in which mammoths
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differed from their closest living relative, the Asian elements. Of
all things, the Dallas company scientists said they could allow
the willing Mamma to be resurrected yikes, and brought back
into existence one day soon. Wouldn't they have to get
the Willie mouse to somehow screw the Asian elephant or
to work or overthinking.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It, give them a very tall ladder.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah yeah, let me know when you're finished, because I
can't feel a thing. Okay, okay, doctors at a hospital
in jill In, China recently reported one of their most
bizarre cases yet, a woman who had gotten her hand
stuck at her boyfriend's mouth while they were trying to
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film a funny video. The woman said that her boyfriend's
face gradually turned red and all her efforts to yank
out her hand free from his mouth were useless. He
drooled continuously while he couldn't close his mouth, and his
throat would make a gurgling sound like he was choking
to death. To make matters even worse, his teeth clamped
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down on her wrists because of his contracted jaw muscles,
and she couldn't get her hand out of his mouth,
so they had to march into the emergency room with
her with her hand in his mouth. Now, this created
a dangerous cycle. The more the pain, the tider he
clenched his jaw. To solve the problem, hospital staff tried
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to calm the patient down by preventing the men from
choking or vomiting by playing soothing New age music and
for God's then used a special mouth opener to expand
his jaw enough to inject a muscle relax into a
specific area so they could get her hand out. Wow.
About twenty minutes after that, a doctor gently rotated the
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girl's risk, taking advantage of the sliding properties of the
jaw joint to finally get it out of her boyfriend's mouth.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
How embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now they were making a funny video.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yep, TikTok.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I think the story itself is funny. You don't really
need a video, now, do you?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
But I do want to see it.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Oh I here there's a picture of it online.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, coming up next hour on a toy box Tuesday,
Bo has a fun way for you to score Heart tickets.
Heart coming to Texas Trust SEU Theaters Saturday, June fourteenth,
And if you want to go, you need to be
listening around seven fifty to the Bow and them show
here on Dallas fort Words, Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, Bed Drinker,
and Hell Raisers My.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Kind of breed absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Cut by the way, Tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day.
You got a question called he asked his Stuff hotline
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred leave
your question there well answer it on the air. But
speaking of ZZ Top. We got a request last hour
for Randy drunk on the ZZ Top bus.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, so beer drinkers in hell raisers. Very appropriate that introduction.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
There, especially since the guys sitting in front of us
had drank so much beer they were throwing up in
their own coop. Yes they were, Yes, that part great story.
Well what it was was we took a bus down
to Austin with a bunch of listeners, me, Jimmy and
Randy and uh. On the way down there, well let's
stop it wake. Oh, guess some beer. By the time
we got to Austin, these two guys that were one
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of our winners were tore up from the floor up.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
And Randy too.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yes, Randy got a little tank at the show. It
was zz Top and Leonard Skinnard. You're supposed to get tanked.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, have a good time.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So on the way back we found out how loaded
Randy was as he was holding court on the bus.
I'll just play it like we made it for you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
The Bow and Them Show on Dallas Fordwartz Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh Randy, Randy, I gotta get drunk and a show.
A dude dreaded calls a no, just fom going dude
the whole court on the bunny called him about it
hot in find up singing, Oh Randy, this was priceless.
It was absolutely priceless. First of all, thanks to everyone.
(25:29):
I hope you had a good time on the uh
boeing jim party bus.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Now I'm about thirty people something like that. Yeah, and
then we want to think of Cowtown Charters. Yeah, yeah,
are rocking friends with Jimmy John's before me sandwhich is light.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So Susan our driver down there, and Tim our driver
on the way back. Well, on the way back, Randy
had well, let's just say you were medicaid. Randy had
a good time. He had a good had a good
time Randy, of course. And this is actually before we
left Austin. Yeah, we were fit. We were on the bus.
And as soon as Randy stumble on the bus, I
say this is gonna give interesting. He's going a whole
court the backyard just outside of Boston at Beka cool place,
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man wast there. It was a real good show outdoors. Yeah,
very nice.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
And we also got to think the management and staff
of Zingers the sports bar.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh yeah, we come blowing in well, that's part of
the store. That guy. Because there was one guy that,
of course was sitting right in front of me high
he was doing that the whole way with He got
really trashed. I don't remember his name, but he got
toll uh yeah, even before we made our stop. You know,
(26:34):
I really, honestly, honest to God, don't know how you
can get that drunk on just beer because he was
bad and how could it be fun? I don't know
to be that messed up. First of all, we pulled
him the Zinger sports Bar because we were there an
hour and a half early. So let's go to the
sports bar, eat a little something, and watch some college football, right,
So that's what we did. As soon as we got there,
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the guy stumbles off the bus, right, so everybody's getting
off the bus.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Gun.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, I don't know what happened to him then, but
apparently he made it. So we got back and we're
on the bus going to the venue, and we started
placing bets. Is he going to get thrown in jail
or get left behind? That was the bet that was
going around. And so we get there and of course
the guy is walking like you know, So we watched
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the show and we thought maybe he'll make it well.
When he showed up with his brother, who by that
time was worse off than he was, he was, oh, yeah, yeah,
I see him. You didn't see him puking in his
cooler right front of me. He's dumped over, you know,
slumped over like this, and I see his back arch,
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so you know when you heave your back.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
He was the guy that was telling me he's gonna
take care of that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
He was throwing up in the cooler when he got
on the bus. Here's here's Randy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Gun.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
I can't I believe you're still with it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You look good, bro, You're just kind of helping the boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
well this is this is later after the bus started moving,
Randy's walking up and down the aisle. Randy, all right,
it was like blah blah blah, bh blah blah blah. Man,
(28:22):
I don't even know what the guy said.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Man, Hello, that was Randy and Oscar that were hitting
in the back of the ball.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, all right, well, now here is Randy messing with
our drummer, Bob, who's a drummer in the front of
the bottomy boogeyman. Randy just decided he would embarrass him
in front of everyone. Bob, what do you think the
best ary man little concept I've ever been to? You know,
you know bab Blah. You know who Bob Blah is.
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Bab Blah is the drummer.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Of the Bow and Jim from the Bottomy.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Buy, that's what he is.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
No, I didn't know. I'm telling you that for the
first time, right, because you know what he is. One mother,
what you heard me?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
What he is about?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's me saying you're fed up? And I was right
way it goes on, Hold on ter One girl tried
to knock you out. You remember that when on Hollywood
Boulevard tonight. Yeah, like we were on Hollywood Boulevard time
(29:37):
I am tonight, but I when we were doing redneck Poparazzi. Yes,
we were the redneck t m Z. My night, My
night was freaking great.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Are we recording?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Now, here's my favorite here's favorite part. All right, this
girl who rode the bus with her with us, she
got thrown out of the concert.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
It was her first ever concert till her mom was
taking her.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
To Okay, do you remember what you said to her?
At the end of this listen, no, okay, here you go,
she describes what happened.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Listen, boat Jim for what.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
What Nicole?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
The call?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The call, guess what.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Nicole got thrown out? No, I want to hear it.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Thrown happened?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This girl hit me outside my yees locking me. Some
girl hit her upside the head right right. She didn't
take that up and took me outside and would not
let me back in.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
What some girl hit me?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So they wouldn't. They took me out of there because
I hadn't hit it. Some girl something'll hit.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Me and.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
She hit me up high my head and I turned
around a wining scene and the cop took me out
of me. The police, the police told me up.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Up len ticket the first concert a god crumbled.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It up and threw it away.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I'm gonna stary.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So what is Randy's next question?
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Listen, Hey, what do you do your first concert experience
as winner?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
She just told you she got the concert show? What
is there? Per load? Randy Son, I'm not drunk, No, no,
not all you were a piece of work. There's Randy
(31:48):
drunk on this Zzy top bus Dallas Ford words classic
rock Dallas Force Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
That bit just never gets over hearing Randy four up
from the floor. Yes he was. I was just jerring
neck a kid nurse. Oh man. Okay, coming up here,
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we have tickets to go see Heart. You're gonna have
to identify a commercial. And if I tell you why
I'm playing this sort of a commercial, uh, it'll probably
give it away.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Okay, all right, so we'll wait until seven to fifty.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
But it's not it's not that hard. By the way.
In case you didn't know, William Shatner turned ninety four
over the weekend. Damn Son Leonard Nimoy would have been
ninety three tomorrow, which means, first of all, we had
William Shatner on the show because he came out with
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a blues album. Yeah that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You and Jimmy gave him a blues name.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yes we did, So I'll play that, and I know
y'all gonna ask for the Gay Star Trek episode, so
i'll do it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Coming up working have Richie Blackmore is a company.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh yeah, and there's more than just Richie Blackmore. You
got Jeff Skunk, Baxter, Pat Travers, a bunch of people.
How do you get the word out? Do you just
open the haaling frequencies and hope they get the word
that we're gonna do an album.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
That would be cool.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeah, there's a guy that does this. I think he
does it for a living, but he's become a friend,
John Lapham. And John seems to know all these people.
He's been in the business a long time and he
calls them what the great honor is. Not only have
they accepted, but in some cases, like with Richie Blackmore,
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they've been on more than one album. The experience that
they've enjoyed and their music incomparable ability.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, now here's the thing. If you're gonna sing the blues,
mister Shatner, you're gonna need a blues name. First of all,
your name's William, so you're Willie. That's the middle part.
Got that down, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
And you did a commercial for the Seapac cleaner, So
we're kind of going to call you sleepy.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Willy, Sleepy Willie. What about for a last name. Oh well,
he was a TJ. Hooker, Yeah, or he could be
howling Willie Hooker as you said earlier, whaling Willie. That's
a perfect blues name for you.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Now, wait a minute, you've just solved the mystery. Is
that what they do when they have a name?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, you get an affliction, a state name, a city name,
and then sometimes it's a name of a dead president
at the end.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh for God to say, that's that solves that mystery.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
See, all you need to do is ask will help
you out?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I see, yes, can you sing?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, let's see. Let let's try so. So we're going
with a sleepy Willie Hooker. Right, let's see. Well I'm
sleepy will It Hooker and my girlfriend's a look of okay,
that's all I got. Like I say, we're just trying
to help you out there, miss Shatner, I mean sleepy
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Willy Hooker. Well, the new William Shatner album is called
the Blues. Even though it says William Shatner, it should
be sleepy Willy Hooker is what we're gonna call you
from now on.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
That's hysterical to come back on your on your show
in a couple of months. Aget another album coming out
that you're gonna absolutely be amazed at.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, what kind of album is this?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Called auto biographical album?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, I can't make up a blues name.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
For that one, No, but we'll use the same use
the same terms. Oh yeah, it's really it's really great
what you've just done.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Sleepy, Sleepy Willie Hooker. That's your new blues name.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Right now, sleep Willie Hooker.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Your girl is a looker, but then your mama's a hooker. No,
somebody took her.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
See we're writing a song with William Shattner right now. Listen.
It's always great to have you on the show. I
hope you get a chance to come to Dallas sometimes,
and we love you and stay healthy.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I will I'll come to a horse show there, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Not a horse shop. Put me a horse shot. Amazing, gentlemen,
The one and only Sleepy Willy Hugger Space the final
Frontier Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha one seventy seven.
(36:26):
Mister Spock is much stronger than the ordinary human being aroused,
his great physical strength could kill, but it's a risk
I'll have to take.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Something.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Bothering humans is spun.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving
with humans. I find their illogic and foolish emotions are constant, Irrigan.
Unlike you, We humans are full of unpredictable emotions. Love, tenderness, Yes, yes,
don't be afraid.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Here's my.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hold on you. Were beautiful, more beautiful than any dream
of beauty I've ever known. What is your point, mister Spock?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
I love you, I can love you.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Kiss me.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You know your mind.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Prospects appeared quite attractive to.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
You a moment ago.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You don't really want to hurt me? Do you put
that thing away?
Speaker 7 (37:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I don't think so. Oh it's painless and quick entry
made by second Officer Spock.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Hospital.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I may have hit the wrong entry point. Yes, very well, Captain,
cry again it pleases you. What are you waiting for?
Hurry bury the hatch inappropriate choice of terms, Captain, keep
your fuck hands off, just keep away your ble no
(38:01):
wait by all right, catches, all right, busy, let me
give your hands.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Think I go anywhere. She's a projectile at one night,
get below and take command Ice out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
We are beauty, I am substantial. You are not imagining
this part? What are we doing to each other? I've
(38:34):
enjoyed it too, believe me, mister Spot. It was painful
in more ways than one ice out.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
Captain's locks up.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I've seen the point of myself no man should ever see.
I don't know why I have not been infected. Thank you,
mister Spock, from both of us. Okay, that'll have to
hold you for a while because I'm putting it back
in the toy box for a while. Dallas. What was
(39:07):
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five? Coming up, we're
gonna give away some heart tickets. You're going to identify
a TV commercial and that's all you're gonna tell all
I won't tell you all right, Yeah, but it had
something to do with what I were telling you would
the days that we were selling.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, here's a good hen, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I appreciate it. Okay, Coming up a little after eight,
we're gonna have Michael Costas from The Daily Show.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
He's a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
He gonna give us a call. And speaking of that,
I have another costUS, only it's spelled different.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, it's a Bob Costas.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Bob Costas with the C instead of a k ya.
Oh no. Well, he had a birthday over the weekend.
He turned seventy three, and I remember when we had
him on the show. This was right after Jimmy retired.
Yes it was.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So here's our interview with birthday boy Bob Costas. I
have watched you for years. Is there a sport you
have never called? I don't think there is never no, You.
Speaker 10 (40:07):
Know, there are sports that I haven't been involved with
as much. My very first job was calling minor league
hockey on the radio when I was still a student
at Syracuse University in the early nineteen seventies. But after that,
other than hosting a few hockey games for NBC, I
haven't done much hockey, only a little bit of golf,
but just about everything else.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, what is your favorite sport to call?
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Baseball? Baseball's always been my favorite. Basketball my second favorite.
I love the NBA on NBC during the Michael Jordan
era in the nineties, but baseball is the sport that's
best suited to a certain kind of broadcasting, and that's
a sort of broadcasting that appeals to me, the history
of the storytelling aspect of it, because baseball allows for that.
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That's always been my favorite.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Bob.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I love your interviewing style. And back on the record
is on HBO. You're in your second season. You've interviewed
well Billy Crystal. You've interviewed presidents, you interviewed Cowboys owner
Jerry Jones last season. Is there one get that you
haven't gotten yet?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Well, you know, I wouldn't even think of this as
a get. But Sandy Kofax is somebody of legend who
virtually never sits for an interview, which I respect. He's
a naturally shy and humble guy. He doesn't like to
promote himself, and what does he need to say? His
legend speaks for itself. And Sandy has always been very
(41:34):
gracious when I'd asked him in the past, and I
stopped asking a long time ago. He wouldn't have a
PR person or somebody communicate with me. He'd call me
himself and he'd say, Bob, if I ever do it,
I'll do it with you. And then after a while
I began to realize I was at the front of
a line that never moves, but I was able to
get him. One time, they named the four greatest living
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players about I don't know six seven years ago when
the All Star Game was in Cincinnati, and those four
players were Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Johnny Bench, and Sandy Kofax.
But I called Sandy, and I say, Sandy, the focus
is not on you, it's on you along with these
other great players. And in that circumstance he agreed to
do it, which was typically humble and self effacing, and
(42:20):
he was wonderful in that atmosphere, swapping stories with his equals,
you know, with these other great baseball immortals, and he
was terrific in that circumstance. And I just saw Sandy
at Vin Scully's funeral a few weeks ago. Sandy is
eighty six years old and still the handsomest man in
the room, so you know, he doesn't have to gild
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the lily. What else does he have to say? Sandy Kofax.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Were you close to Vin Scully?
Speaker 10 (42:44):
Yes, in the last twenty years, probably more so than
when we were both at NBC, because he'd be doing
one game and I'd be doing another, and our paths
wouldn't cross, except when I hosted the World Series and
he was calling it with Joe Garagiola. But in the
last twenty years we became closer. And one of the
things that made that happen I was interviewing Ray Charles
(43:05):
on NBC. The great musician Ray Charles, And at one
point Ray says to me, Bob, you know who I
like to meet? And I say to myself, you're Ray Charles.
You can be that anybody you want or other people
want to meet. Who do you want to meet? Ray?
He says, Vin Scully, Wow, you know I love baseball,
but the picture means nothing to me. Ray Charles, of course,
(43:26):
was blind. He says. Vin Scully's broadcasts are almost musical.
They almost have a melody to them. Can you introduce
me to Vin Scully? I say, of course I can.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
So I called Vin.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
I explained the circumstances. We take Ray Charles to Dodger
Stadium and they spent time together and we turned it
into an interview on HBO some twenty years ago or
whatever it was. And that was the most time to
that point, the most time away from actually calling a
game that I'd ever spent with Vin Scully. And we
became closer after that.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's time for Dodger spaceball.
Speaker 10 (44:01):
You know, if he really sounded like that, he wouldn't
have had a sixty secs.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Well, that's me ruining everything like I always do. Hey, Bob,
I don't believe I've ever heard you call any motorsports.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
No, that's true, nothing against it, but I just don't
have any affinity for it.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
So no.
Speaker 10 (44:20):
I interviewed Dale Earnhardt Junior once at Daytona, but that
was about it. That's the only involvement I've ever had
that one interview.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
And don't you think he's doing a great job calling
NASCAR on NBC Sports Now?
Speaker 10 (44:32):
If I watched it, I would.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well let me beat.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Your eyes and ears for it. Dale's doing a great
job in his role as broadcast.
Speaker 10 (44:40):
I'm just assuming he is. He's a nice guy. I'm
assuming he is.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So, Bob, how is your interview with Jerry Jones?
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Oh he's Jerry Jones, He really is. He's the real
life JR.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ewing.
Speaker 10 (44:52):
I think the guy that Larry Agman played on Dallas
in real life. There's almost a wink wink yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know I'm a rascal.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more?
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Is he Jay?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Are you ing?
Speaker 8 (45:05):
Or is he p? T.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Barnum?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A little of both? Problem, a little of both.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
You know, you think about what he did.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
He pulled together one hundred and fifty million dollars. You know,
it's tough you're looking for all the loose change in
the couch, and he pulled together one hundred and fifty
million dollars which leveraged everything he had to buy the
Cowboys way back when, and now it's the most valuable
franchise in all of American sports. And that is a
tribute to the PT Barnum aspect to his being a
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visionary about where the NFL can go and the Cowboys
being one of the flagship franchises. Early on, they won
what three Super Bowls very early on in his tenure.
Since then, they haven't been able to get back since
the mid nineties, which is a frustration for him. But
in the big picture, his ownership of the Cowboys has
(45:54):
been wildly successful.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now, the next episode of Back on the Record with
Bob Costas, you have an interview with Nick Saban. Have
you already recorded that.
Speaker 10 (46:04):
Yeah, we did it about a week ago, and mostly
it focuses on the issues facing college football, and there
are many of them now. The whole thing is in turmoil.
Mega conferences, USC and UCLA now part of the Big
ten and nil where players are able to make money
above board, not under the table, by selling their name,
(46:26):
image and likeness. There are pluses and minuses involved in
all of this, and he's well positioned as one of
the most prominent and successful people in college football to
talk about those issues. Also, his backstory as a person,
going back to his childhood is interesting and in some
cases poignant. So I'm not going to waste time talking
to him about next week's game with the granular stuff
(46:47):
about Alabama's team that's all over ESPN and other places constantly,
as it should be, So I'm looking at the bigger
picture with him. And Justin Verlander of the Astros is
also on the program.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Well, I was going to say, if you haven't interviewed
Nixed and yet, would you kick him in the nuts
for me?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Please?
Speaker 10 (47:03):
Yeah, I missed the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Excellent.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
If I'd had your request, then I certainly.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Would have acted upon the one and only.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Bob Costas. Back on the record with Bob Costas on HBO.
It's great to talk to you. You're the best man,
you really are.
Speaker 10 (47:20):
Thanks very much, Ada, Welcome to the show. I hope
Jim is okay.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh, he's fine.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
He retired and wouldn't we all want to do that?
Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Well, eventually I'm on that path eventually.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Bob, great to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Have a good weekend.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
See you there you go, the.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
One and only Bob Costas. Where's my value? This show's
getting to me, not even halfway through yet, by the way,
that reminds me. Yes, it is time now to give
away some heart tickets.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yes, they're gonna come Saturday, June fourteenth to Texas Trust
see Youth Theater.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Okay, so sometimes we'll do a toy commercial. Sometimes we'll
do another kind of commercial. Sometimes we go completely off script. Well,
today we're going to do a commercial about what day
I told.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
You it was?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay, so what's six'. Ten you mentioned a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Things, yeah there's a few different blah blah blah. Days
today is? It it's a Food? Oh, okay, good, good,
Good all, right listen and tell me what commercial this is.
For what are you feeding your body? Now pure taste sensation. Waffles,
hey these are good.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
For you taste.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Buds, yeah come, On, fred it's whole grain. Goodness it's
read my, lips, NUTRITIOUS i mean something nutritious waffles From
kellogg's original and raising them. Brand and get, this no
preservatives and there's no sugar. Added, hey, Sorry, fred with.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Something this good could send that body into.
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Shuck hey tried the delicious taste of. Waffles, well you're
about to on an imaginary taste. Test, relax forget their
nutritious close your. Eyes, wait don't close your, eyes but
imagine the toasty. Aroma take one crisp imaginary. Bite see
not wipe your. Mouth you got imaginary syrup all over. It,
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truly do ill taste imagine.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
That, okay come, on this is the easiest One i've
ever done for.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
You this products have a different slogan that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Play, YES i took the slogan. Out, okay, yep that's.
It well that's what you say before you say They
let me do this one more.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
TIME i was kind of sneaky of, you bo.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Rovers i'm a sneaky bashes you. Are, okay here's that
commercial once. Again tell me what is?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
For what are you feeding your?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Body?
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Now pure taste sensation?
Speaker 7 (49:42):
Waffles these are good for you.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Buds, yeah come, On, fred it's whole grain. Goodness it's
read my, lips.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Nutritious.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Nutritious waffles From kellogg's original and raising them.
Speaker 12 (49:55):
Brand and get, this no preservatives and there's no sugar
added Eight i've faid with something this good could send
that body into.
Speaker 13 (50:02):
Shock hey tried the delicious taste of, Waffles well you're
about to on an imaginary taste. Test, relax forget their
nutritious clumbs your. Eyes, wait don't close your, eyes but
imagine the toasty. Aroma take one crisp imaginary. Bite see
not wipe your. Mouth you got imaginary syrup all over.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
IT i treated delectable. Taste imagine.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
That, okay all, Right now the curveball is that they
keep saying, nutritious AND i don't think. NUTRITIOUS i just think.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Delicious, well but if they were going to try to
sell you something yes or nutritious and you'll get five
hundred dollars in your bank account if you try, that.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
And you're gonna lose fifty pounds in a, week of
course you.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Will it's, brondo it has electrolyte. Center this is gonna be.
Easy come on two one four eight seven eight seven one.
Five let's see if anybody knows on. Them show tell
me what product that. Is he, Goes he goes, right
and she was about. Lego my eg, yes that's the.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Slogan there was.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
A there was A Rolling stones par parody called Uh
lego My egg that they. Did i'll have to try
and find.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
It, okay all, Right Rolling, Stones, Yeah Rolling stones.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Man first of, all who is?
Speaker 6 (51:18):
This this Is mark.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
McDaniel what's? Up mark? McDaniel hey you what you got?
Yourself some heart? Tickets you just hang on and we
will hook you. Up, okay all, right, okay, excellent all, right.
DIEGO i knew that was. Easy now tomorrow it may
not be so easy because It's fun With Music. Day
by the, way Our fun With Music day is On,
thursday but we're going to do an all Baseball fun
(51:43):
With Music day On tomorrow's choose your news and no
theme because It's ASCA's Stuff. Day huh yeah, yeah and
there is no, theme but you find the fake headline
and you. Win and by the, way ask The Stuff day.
Tomorrow call you ask You stuff, hotline leave the question
two on four eight, six six, hundred and we've.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Got more stuff to give. Away comedian And Aziz I'm
sorry is headed To North. Texas he'll play The Music
hall At Fair Park, Saturday april, twelfth and if you
want to see, him be listening around eight. Forty this.
Morning that's When bo AND i are going to open
up That Lone star ticket window that's coming up next.
Hour here on Lone star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Five.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Found a. Life everybody just went their separate. Way there
the last ree's back.
Speaker 6 (52:22):
There hold.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Us, OH i thought this was the one that wind
and no it's.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
Not.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Okay coming, up we have some tickets to see Comedian
Azi's i'm. Sorry he's coming to town at Fair Park
Music hall On, Saturday april the. Twelfth but right, now
if you Watch The Daily, show you know this.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Guy oh he's very.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Funny see and because it comes on at, TEN i
have to record it and watch it, Later SO i
wonder who this?
Speaker 6 (52:52):
Is, Hi Michael, costa how you?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Doing Michael costa Of The Daily? Show AS i live and,
Breathe welcome To. Dallas but you're not actually physically In,
dallas but you will be Here august second at The Granada.
Theater and that's A. Saturday that means we can actually.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Go oh, GREAT i was just looking it. Up i'm
glad you did ahead of. Time thank.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
YOU i had no idea that you were a professional tennis,
player because your new book is Called Lucky Loser adventures
in tennis and. Comedy if you were a tennis player,
professionally who's the biggest jerk on the?
Speaker 6 (53:25):
Circuit, well you, KNOW i was playing the minor, league low,
level they're called futures and. Challengers i'll tell you what
the biggest jerk. Was it was everybody that kept beating.
Speaker 7 (53:41):
Me, YEA.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
I lost a. LOT i was a great, JUNIOR i
was a great collegiate. Player but when it got to the, pros,
man were these kids? Hungry were they? Motivated this is
a global. Sport you, know you're playing a kid From
russia who's been training on a dirt court with a
rope tied between two, sticks and he's ready to, pounce
(54:05):
and he's ready to defeat. You SO i wasn't dealing
with too many divas because we were all grinding trying
to make it up the. Ladder BUT i lost a
lot and they all.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Hurt, now how did you make the jump from tennis to?
Speaker 6 (54:18):
Comedy, YEAH i would LIKE i, SAID i would lose a,
lot AND i would have five days, off six days,
off and as a little exercise to relax and release
some of the pressure and forget about tennis for a.
WHILE i would write funny ideas INTERACTIONS i had in
my travel. Experiences and WHEN i finally Quit tennants AND
(54:41):
i settled down in Ann, Arbor, michigan WHERE i was
coaching The university Of michigan, TEAM i looked at all
these journals AND i, said, this this is this is
a stand up these are stand up. Bits and those
first journals turned into my first comedy. Set and that
was almost twenty years. Ago and here we.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Are, well i'll tell you what all you got on
The Daily? Show are spot on in your. Comments when
you talked About trump's address To congress and you said
it was like The oscars for people with loose, SKINS
i almost spit out my Doctor.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Pepper, yeah we got one of the oldest senates of all.
TIME i, mean it's it's never good when they call
a press conference and they start wheeling themselves out. RIGHT
i really wish we could figure that. Out but, yes
The Daily, show that's that's what our job. Is our
job is to take the, news put it into the
comedy machine and create some weird form of comedy sausage
(55:35):
that we then deliver to our. Audience and boy is it.
Fun and when we do it. Right not only are
we making you, laugh you're also more.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Informed, well we have such crappy. HOURS i have to
record it and then watch it the next day BECAUSE
i can't stay up that.
Speaker 6 (55:51):
Late, yeah well guess, what join the club EVEN i
record myself and watch.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
It the next.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Day, Hey, now Writing Lucky lous the Or adventures In
tennis And, comedy was that your way of kind of
like decompressing and getting away from all the political.
Speaker 6 (56:06):
News, yeah you, know that's a great. Question it. Wasn't
this book is not. POLITICAL i don't even think anyone's
political name is entered in this. Book people say to,
me aren't you a bit young to write a? Memoir
AND i, say, Possibly but my tennis life is, done
and it's been done for a, while AND i needed
(56:28):
time to process it and digest. It WHEN i wrote this,
BOOK i was about to have a, child AND i,
thought you, KNOW i need to document how the HELL
i went from tennis to comedy because it's a surprising,
story and once my life changes with this. Kid with the,
Kid i'm going to need to remember how this. Happened
(56:48):
so that was kind of the motivation behind the. Book and,
man is it fun digging into. It and the goal
of the, book as the goal of any comedian's, book
it's to make you laugh and it is. FUNNY i
promise you.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
That, okay let me give you Another Daily show. Question
Is John stewart really gonna Have Little musky to come in?
Speaker 6 (57:08):
LIVE i, Look john's not afraid of. ANYBODY i Think
john would Take musky if he said. Yet Now musky, said,
Hey i'll do the, show and then he, tweeted, well
only if they air the interviews. Unedited, well let me
tell you a little, Something bo And, anna every interview is.
(57:28):
Unedited we've never every single interview is on YouTube and its.
Entirety how DO i know? That because WHEN i? Host
do you know any MISTAKES i? Make AND i always
say to, them hey can you cut? That and they,
go we don't cut. It it all goes up.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Nice do you still Have Lewis black doing back In? Black?
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Oh, Yeah lewis is there all the. Time lewis is a.
Friend one of the best parts of The Daily show
for me is getting to know these comedy heroes of,
mine And lewis is just what a. Treasure so, funny.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
Let me ask you this. Question you like comics just
LIKE i. Do what was the first comedian you heard
that really made me laugh out? LOUD i know what mine?
Speaker 6 (58:07):
Was, yeah well what was? Yours Richard?
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Price is it SOMETHING i said that was my murphy for?
Speaker 5 (58:14):
Me?
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah those are, Great those are great. COMICS i
Loved Dennis. MILLER i loved the. ARROGANCE i loved the.
Vocabulary you, know he would do a joke About Nikhail
gorbachev's hair And i'm nine years. OLD i don't know
anything he's talking, about BUT i enjoyed the presentation and
(58:34):
the confidence with which he delivered. It so that was
probably the first comic WHERE i, said this is a
truly wild, profession and he really piqued my.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
INTEREST i want a piece of that action.
Speaker 6 (58:47):
Now, also my parents took me to See Bill cosby multiple.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
Times lucky. You, yeah little did you know what was
going to happen?
Speaker 6 (58:53):
Later little DID i know what that was all. About
but appreciated how he his family for, comedy which is
not something that only he, does but it's something That
i've tried to do in my comedy as. Well.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
Yeah so that's for your stand, up because on The
Daily show you don't really talk about your.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Family BUT i do like it when you talk.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
Politics it's not That i'm. Uninterested i'm very interested in.
Politics but my day, job The Daily, show that's all we.
DO i complain about my, WIFE i complain about my.
KIDS i complain about how COOL i was BEFORE i
had a. Family that's a lot of my stand up.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
Now one of the things in the, book And i'm
sure you're just so excited to share this with your,
kids is you talk about the cringe worthy sex in
the red light.
Speaker 6 (59:37):
District at the, OH i THOUGHT i was talking to you,
Know Bible Bell. TEXAS i love these. Questions, hey, no hell.
NO i had six days.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
OFF i was In.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
Amsterdam i'm twenty three years. Old come, on what are
you going to? DO i went to the red light.
DISTRICT i first went to the prostitutes that were. BEAUTIFUL
i finished with the prostitutes THAT i could.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Afford it's all about the, budget all about the. Budget
it's all about the.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
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Sex the Dog i'm staring at right now two dogs
had sex.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Existed, yeah if my parents hadn't a bump Doug, LEY'S
i wouldn't be here right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Exactly bees pollinate the. Flowers it makes the world. Beautiful
it's okay that sex, exists but bees don't have boners
when they go to flower to, flower did?
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
They and bees don't pay for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
It, no bees don't have to pay for. It every
man pays for, it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
One way or the, younger one way or the. Other you're, Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Michael costa Of The Daily show On Comedy. Central the
new book is Called Lucky Loser adventures In tennis And.
COMEDY i know you're coming to town On august. Second
if you get in a couple of days, early come
on in the. Studio we'll take care of.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
YOU i appreciate. That thanks to everyone for Reading Lucky.
Loser it was a big writing job for. Me BUT
i love this book AND i hope you help you read.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
It Thanks, michael thank you. Guys by well look at.
Him tomorrow Is Stephen tyler's seventy six. Birthday, YEAH i
hope he's been resting up that throat of. His, yeah
he's got no choice when you rupt your vocal cords.
Outs but, Uh, steven we Talked stephen many. Times one
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time he was in the studio and, well here's here's
just a little taste of what. Happened look's, Here. Steve
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went lying up And steven would be. Here you do look?
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who's talking out the side of her.
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the phone about five years, ago and there was a
woman that called. US i gotta talk To Stephen tyler,
PLEASE i, Love and you used the TERM i, Said,
stephen can you talk to this? Lady and you, said
is she rooting For? Tats and ever since you said,
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thank you for giving me rooting For. Tats was she
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what was she rooting For? TATTERS i don't know if
she went to rooting at the show that, night but
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place that you visit when maybe you're not used the.
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He's the man who's want more records than The, beatles The, Stones,
Elvis Willie nelson and Got.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Brooks Goodbye, Doors, Doors, doors And.
Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
Mighty make your music collection complete With ashton Does aerosmith on, ALBUM,
cd cassete or a track available it feed stores, Everywhere
get yours.
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Today i'm back in the. Saiddle, look, yes he's, Back
so order, now Oh.
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Man Stephen tyler Seven, day Six part and what Does anna?
Do what Does hannah?
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DO i pull up the pictures Of Stephen tyler's Toes.
Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Garlinge, awesome nasty ass. TOAD i swear If i'd have
known that when he was, HERE i would have brought that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Up oh my, god you know, What he's got enough
money he could have this. Corrected they have. Surgery you know.
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
What they remind me Of Keith richard's. Fingers they're just
like those. Toes they're going every direction on the company.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
ARTHREADIC i love this because the picture THAT i pulled
up says photos that Proved Stephen tyler is the coolest grandma.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Ever he does have some funky ass. Toes google Look,
google trust me. Well today's opening of The National medal
Of Honor museum to the public marks three years since construction.
BEGAN i didn't know it took that, long but it.
Did situated In arlington's entertainment, district near The cowboys at
(01:06:57):
AND T stadium and The Texas, Rangers Glodlike field will
efficiently open its doors to anyone and. Anybody. Today at
the center of the museum is a circular wall of,
recipients including the most decorated combat soldier Of World War,
Two Audie, murphy And murphy's From. Texas it's also where
a living history comes alive in a powerful video that
(01:07:19):
will educate and, inspire as they say in. Quotations the
Lower rotundo will be opened twenty four hours a, day
seven days a, week and it's free to. Enter you
can just walk in any time you want. To the
museum on the second level is open ten am to
five pm. Daily during this grand opening, week all veterans
get in for free if you have Your VETERANS id. Card.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Yeah so The Bomb factory is back In Deep Lum,
well it never, Left it just changed its name. Again
the event, venue formerly known as The, factory is going
back to its original name. Now the venue officially announced
the name change. Yesterday the name was changed from The
Bomb factory to The factory back in twenty twenty one
because somebody thought that the name sounded too violent because
(01:08:04):
it included the.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Bomb people will start.
Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Blowing, yeah because that's how that. Happens the place is
back to the name it should have been all. Along
they should have never changed. It but employees were told
at a meeting the rebranding was from any potentially violent
connotation surrounding the use of the word. Bomb The Bomb
factory announcement came with the tagline Still, inundating still, Destroying Still.
(01:08:28):
Repeating on the venue's, website A Bomb factory logo appears
on the page with the Date april twenty, seven twenty twenty.
Five on that, DATE lcd Sound system will perform at
The Bomb.
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Factor i've seen it a couple of great shows. THERE
i Saw Judas priest And Uriah. Heap Craft, Work, oh my,
god Craft. Work it's a THREE d. Show they give
you THREE d glasses and the videos on the screen
behind them just come right at your. FACE a grave.
VENUE i love. It did you know the Craft work
is coming back in twenty twenty? Five are they?
Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Now they are not young people, Anymore but damn it
if they're not stopping in town.
Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
To play, this well one of them passed. Away, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Nay they've been playing things Like Coach shell and big.
Festivals but now they're doing two Day well.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Let me know when that. Is, yeah have you ever
seen them? Before, oh you gotta see the THREE d.
Show you gotta.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
See i'm waiting For Jeff ca to call and jump
in now he's a big fan. Too let's go to
Six flags that Were texas In arlington AND i just
passed on the way home from The rangers stuff. Yesterday
they're no longer accepting cash at Six. Flags please take
note parents, also parents chaperones are now required for guests
that are under the age of. Fifteen you can't send
(01:09:45):
the thirteen and fourteen year. Olds they are on their own.
ANYMORE i think that's probably for the. Best, yeah the park, said, tickets,
restaurants retail, parking toll. Booths when we accept card, Payments Visa, MasterCard,
Amax discover or a debit card will also. Work the
aren't assured that multiple chaos would be available to convert
cash into prepaid debit. Cards that's a pain in the,
(01:10:06):
Ass but if you know about it ahead of, time,
boom there you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Go so we're trying to.
Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Help Six flags also Reintroduce FrightFest chaperone policy for guests
fifteen and younger for entry after four pm during That halloween,
season they have to be accompanied by someone who's at
least twenty one to remain in the, park and.
Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
They have to stay in the park with, well they
were having so many issues with young, people you know.
Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
They, were and during The halloween season we got to
be scare actors. There during The halloween, season so it's
a bit of a grown up. Thing chaperone may a.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Company no more than ten juvenile. Guests you've guessed fifteen or.
Younger found without a, chaperone they could be thrown. Out
so no pink things for. You, sorry, Kids, sorry no
pinking for, you little. Boy, okay coming, up we got
to take us to s comedian. Disease i'm, sorry coming
up in the lone start taking window at eight. FORTY
I i hate to say, it BUT i still hear only,
(01:11:02):
Closer Tony, Danzel you're not the only, one by the,
Way Sir Elton john is seventy eight years old. Today,
yeah we were talked about that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yesterday, yes and.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Here he is talking about his first visit To america
and what he did when he first got. Here because you,
know people In, england they Loved american.
Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Music oh, yeah talk about The, beatles The Rolling, stones
all of.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Them, yeah they always loved The motown sound and The.
Memphis now, well Here's Elton john talking about his first.
Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Visit ironic that one of the greatest soul music places
in the, world Like. Detroit you have to realize that
WHEN i first came To america and went to places Like.
MEMPHIS i went to The Stack studio and knelt before
the eight track.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Machine i'm kissed.
Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
IT i went To Motown, STUDIOS i went to The
Apollo theater In New. York as A british person who
Loved american, music it was, very very important for me
to pay homage to the places that the great music
came out.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Of, see they always appreciated the Old american.
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Standards, yeah you, Know benny and The jets was number
one In detroit on a soul station and In philadelphia
on a soul. Station, really and it blew everybody's mind
that This Elton john From england was number one on
THESE r AND b.
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Stations, Okay i've talked you about this. Before did you
ever See Elton john On soul? Train when those dancers
were trying to dance To benny and The jet they could, Say,
man this rhythm sucks over.
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Here man like the, song but we can't dance.
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Too dance to. It by the, way tomorrow Is ask
His Stuff. Day if you got a, QUESTION i hope you.
Do call The Ask Your Stuff hotline two one four
eight six six eighty six. Hundred leave your question. There
we'll answer it on the air and play choose your
news for those tickets to See. Heart and there is
no theme this.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Week, no not this.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
WEEK i almost had you with The Jimmy Hoff the
theme last week did close only counts and horseshoe, shotguns
hand grenades and nuclear.
Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Views they're, true but we just get away some AZ's
On zari. Tickets who is the?
Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Winner, yeah Well mark from a squeen who's one of
our regular. Winners he won fair and, square but he
wants to pay it. Forward SO i wanted to tell
everybody keep calling if you want to zease. Tickets i'm
gonna go in the other room and take some more
calls and we'll just do number seven.
Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Again how's that all? Right sound? Good it's nice to
hear you. Know if you know you're not going to
use the, tickets we appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Fact it's a sweetheart. Move so keep on calling if
you want to. Win we'll do number seven.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
AGAIN i.
Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Did and a trip To New orleans is one. THING
A vip trip to The New Orleans jazz And Heritage,
festival now that's a once in a lifetime, experience and
we have your chance to go spend five nights In New,
orleans where you'll get to see acts Like, Santana Cheap,
Trick John, fogerty and so many more from a PRIVATE
vip section at the front of the, stages all thanks
(01:13:39):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Five, well there's a little positive song about our future.
Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
And the.
Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
World we know they're so happy about. IT i Know
i'm gonna have as much fun as, that you and me,
Both damn. RIGHT i ain't worried about nothing UNLESS i
really have to worry about. Something, okay let's talk some
time wasters, here shall.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
We let's do. It, okay this is what we have
up on The bow And them show page at Lone
star ninety two five dot com. Sticks you know they're
coming to Dose Eki's Pavilion august first with The brotherhood
Of Rock tour and they're getting ready to release a
new album in the coming. Months Here's Tommy shaw teasing
the new album while on The Rock Legends.
Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
Cruise it's mixed it goes down the line now to
go through the process of becoming an. Album that just
takes a little, while but the hard part is done
and we are. THRILLED i can't.
Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Wait, yeah you hope it? Sells?
Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Yeah and what about the sound of this New sticks.
Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Album IT'S i would say completely, new but it's not
outside of you know what you're used to Hearing sticks.
Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Do all, Right so the album is Titled circling From
above and it was apparently inspired by. Birds. Birds, yes
something that sticks As Tommy shaw knows a lot about
these days because he and his wife live on an
actual wildlife. Sanctuary in, Fact Tommy shaw's he spends so
(01:15:16):
much money on bird seed these. Days he spends more
on bird seed than he used to spend on. Cocaine
well that's a good trade.
Speaker 10 (01:15:24):
Off.
Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Yeah we have the full, story plus a video from
The Rock legends cruise where the band was asked about
that new. Album santana's going to be Playing Lucas Oil
live a month from, Today april twenty, Fifth but if
you can't make it To WinStar to see, him you
can always head To Las. Vegas Carlos santana has announced
a series of fall twenty twenty five performances at The
house Of blues Inside Mandalay Bay resort And casino In Las.
(01:15:47):
Vegas it's called An Intimate evening With Santana Greatest Hits.
Live it's going to include weekends In september And. November
these performances are in addition to the eight date set
For may fourteenth through the twenty. Fifth pre sales will
start today at ten and then they'll go on sale
to the general public On friday at noon our. Time you,
(01:16:08):
know you never know what you're going to find at
a garage sale or an estate. SALE a collection of
design pages for The Led zeppelin three cover were recently
discovered at an estate. Sale The Spinning wheel cover was
designed By Jimmy page's Friend, zachron whose real name Was Richard.
Drew he passed away in twenty twelve and recently his
estate held this sale where Collector Joseph robert O'Donnell stumbled
(01:16:33):
upon six pages of sketches documenting the progress of the. Cover,
well he like bottom at the estate sale for a,
cheap keap. Price interestingly, enough this guy that bought those,
sketches he is the same guy that bought the piece
of leftover toast that wants all the Door. Harrison, yes, no,
(01:16:53):
yes and that was sold at auction for an undisclosed
amount of.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Money now why did they call Him?
Speaker 14 (01:16:59):
ZACH i don't. Know it's sounds like he chose sound
like a company that pollutes the. World sounds like a
character from a. Tokien, yeah there you, Go hi from
the house Of.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Zacharn Kirk hammett Of metallica is announced he's working on
his debut solo. Album he says it's a fusion of
all sorts of styles and once he's done with, that
he's going to be working on a New metallica. Album
we have all that information up and, Finally baseball's opening
day For rangers fans is This. Thursday but don't get
any ideas from This Toronto Blue jays. Fan you talked
(01:17:33):
about this In sports Of all. Sorts, yes this guy
has gone viral after he mooned the picture and THE
tv camera during a spring training game against The phillies In.
Florida and guess what we have the video of and
them show faces at lone start ninety two to five dot.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Com of, course here In, texas it's a lot mafar
far you, got you got a, lot a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Mafar you got the guy on the plane that kept
flicking his, Lighter, yes and they had to turn the
plane around over over, That, yeah because he would not
stop flicking his lighter on the plane during the.
Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Flight, yeah don't do, That oh my.
Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
God.
Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Okay so there's another story almost exactly like.
Speaker 10 (01:18:18):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
One a pilot got an airliner up in the air
discovered he forgot his.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Passport, yeah AND i were talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
That i've got that story. Tomorrow turn the plane around
to get his past.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Pay and you would, think as a pilot who travels, internationally.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
You would, remember you'd think you'd keep your passport with
you at all. Time you would, think, ray thank. You,
yeah but thought he had to fart and crapt all over. Himself,
okay you never heard? That, Okay lord up, next smart
after he showed decompression, session where maybe let's talk about
(01:18:53):
the food that they gave us, Yesterday, Yeah, field because
a lot of that is going to be and we'll
be on sale During thursday's home.
Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Open AND i went back for seconds and thirds even Sometimes,
yes on a, bacon you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Like the vacon stick quarter inch. THING i don't. KNOW i.
WAS i was affled down with those hot, dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Oh the hotdogs of the. Bed and you KNOW i
gave up bread for, lent SO i had to push
the bread. Aside and even just the dog with the
chili or the dog that was wrapped in bacon. Delicious, yeah,
okay that's what we'll talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
It that'll be.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Fun i'm hungry, now, SEE i, Know i'm just fixing the.
Same now you've done made me, home Means i'll have
to stop by and get me a weenie on his way.
HOME i bet depends on how DRUNK i. Am, okay all,
right so we'll see you on the after show and
we'll see you on the Show Enough show tomorrow where
it will be ask As Stuff, Day so if you
(01:19:51):
have a, question call You ask A Stuff hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll
Play choose Your news for Those heart. Tickets and there
is no theme this.
Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
TIME i already looked at the.
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Calendar all, Right so we'll see y on the after
show and see you on The Show Enough show. TOMORROW
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