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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What sparks A champion sparks you and champions Jew's wheaties.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's see that spark in action.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Keep your eye on fleet footed Richie Ashman patrolling center
field for the Phillies.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here's the pitch. Oh it's a low sinking liner. Out
of a second, looks like it's in there. Ashburn's racing in.
He makes a desperate time and he's up.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
For that ball.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What terrific shoestring catch by Richie Ashbourn Man, Oh man,
he's really got that spark. Champion Ashburn fires up with wheaties.
How about you remember what sparks A champion sparks you?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What sparks a champion sparks you and champions Jew's wheaties?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Breakfast of Champion. That's damn right.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Game two days, two games, tack.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Inn or two from Mama.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Return to column and soon it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
The home run bunny and a tramples.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, we're going a chair and boom and raise a
name to the thing. The game that's begun, and the
home team south to win and the past see to
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the teams by Moll.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Fuck riding.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
And taut the chess.
Speaker 9 (01:42):
But what pack of boot games.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Some foday call the ball game to f and die
around of dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Wow, yeah, buddy, those things are so old even I
don't remember them. Oh, but it brings back so many
memories when you use a chout. Yeah. Yes, today is
opening day. It's been a long time coming. I'm gonna
soak it all in, Go Rangers. And as a matter
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of fact, I've got a surprise for y'all. All you do, yes,
I do. You may like it, you may not, but
you don't care do your stuff anyway. We're going to
do a sing along today. What you promised us that
we were gonna skip it this month. This is a singalog.
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This is a you don't have to write a song,
it's already written for you. Whose song is it any Well? No,
it's a different version of take Me out to the
ball Game, Okay that I wrote with a little help
from Red Peters. And uh, I'll sing it once and
then you guys got to join in, and don't try
to get out of it, because it's gonna happen. I won't.
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I've got some fireball in the studio from well you
might need to and you find out what we're gonna
do Hey.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Yeah, this is a year that the Boche curse is
over and done with.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well we hope. So we'll talk to Fox Foors Mike
Doosey about that here later on. Also, it celebrate Exchange Day,
so I guess you give me something, I'll give you
something back, all right. I hate that the basis of
how the economy works unless it's an STD's cut that out. Yeah,
but I'll give the teller some money and they'll give
me some rangers taken. Ye, yeah, that would be nice.
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World Theater Day, Oh, yes, to be or not to be?
That's theater as in the Dallas Summer Musicals Theater. They
always have some great shows. And you know that's what
I have a degree in, is theater. Get out yep,
Well you're gonna put on a play for us one day?
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, that thing that will help you. National Scribble Day
it's an annual celebration of creativity during which students create
scribble art to share with the world. However, scribble could
also mean that somebody can't write worth a damn and
you can't read their handwriting because it sucks. That's right.
We call that chicken scratch it is National Joe Day.
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Joe as in the name Joe, not coffee. Yo, Yo, Mama,
yo Joe.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Today is your day?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If your name isn't Joe, just have people call you
that today. You don't want to just step on the holiday,
So today you're Joe Roberts. I guess, So we'll see.
That's not too far of a stress.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You only have to change.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
It'll be Anna Joe Joe, and he'll be a Joey.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You'll be a Joe and this is the Joe and
Them show. That's all right, right right? It's National Spanish
piea Day. It's a well known Spanish dish originally made
with you ready, rice, snails, rabbit, beans and green vegetable.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
That was the original recipet. Now it's like seafood and sausage.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Mexican jumbalire right Spanish and yeah with Spanish jumble are.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And if the Rangers lose their home opener today, you
can drown your sorrows because it's International Whiskey Day. Oh yeah, buddy,
that stuff will make you null and void in the
short time, so will let somebody else drive?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Okay, it's also National Fayakar Day, though national what Mayagra Day?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The little Blue pill? Is it really sure enough? Is
I didn't say that and check your day? Well, I
guess I'll have to play that viagraa song. Then less
you will leave myself another. I didn't want to be
too hard on you about it, but it is okay.
So we got sports of all sorts coming of of course,
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there's more stuff to talk about than just Rangers baseball,
and of course the freaking fool File, which defies description
sometimes because.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
It is our baseball show. You're gonna play a baseball
movie theme.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Song for those art tickets. Actually, well, I don't okay,
You're not gonna tell you nothing. You're just gonna have
to identify some sort of baseball theme. Okay, all right,
I'll play it as we get closer to the old content.
All right, thank you, Joe Roberts. You're a welcome mana Joe.
All right, you know what time it is? It is
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time to do the morning stretch. It feels so good. Yeah, ye,
everybody got you blood flowing?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, if you don't, this will make you blood flow.
That sets my headphones on fire. Just what it's show
time seemed like the show is twice as hard as
it was doing it yesterday. La fort Worst Classic Rock
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Speaker 7 (07:37):
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Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes Baseball seasoned back, y'all Moody and the Texas Rangers
are opening the twenty twenty five season at home this afternoon.
First pitch is set for three oh five. The club's
new Rangers Sports Network will carry the game, which features
the pitching matchup of Rangers right hander an Ilvaldi and
Red Sox left hander Garrett trop Jet. The Rangers are
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looking to bounce back from the season after missing the
playoffs last year. Like you say, it's the vote, That's
what it is. But the biggest addition this year will
be on the mound, where ace pitcher Jacob de Grome
will return to full time action after missing most of
the last two seasons because he had a bad elbow injury.
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He is expected to take the mound in the Rangers'
fourth game of the season on Sunday at Globe Life.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Fare Now a yearly survey bow from the Athletic ass
fans about their optimism for the upcoming baseball season. This
year's Hopometer revealed that fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers,
Arizona Diamondbacks, New York Mets, Kansas City Royals, and the
Texas Rangers are most excited to get things rolling. They're
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very hopeful about this season. On the other hand, Chicago
White Sox are the most pessimistic in Major League Baseball
because they suck.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Like remember they were the worst team.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yeah, they lost one hundred and twenty one games last year,
followed by fans of the Colorado Rockies, Los Angeles Angels,
Saint Louis Cardinals, and the Miami Marlin.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What did you say the hope ometer? Hop Yeah, I've
never heard of that. Okay, if you say it exists,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
White Sox tickets were going for what about a dollar fifteen?
They're like, going, please come to the games.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Please.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Here in North Texas, about seventy miles north of downtown
Dallas is Bells, Texas, and there's a baseball masterpiece in
a front yard there that is worth mentioning during.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Sports of all sorts. It's a whiffle ball yard. Oh
how cool is it? Yeah, it's a whiffleball.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Paradise, created by Stephen Newton and his wife Lana, And
it's an almost exact replica of old school Fenway Park
in Boston, complete with its own green monster in left field,
seats towering above like the ones you'd see at home,
the Red Sox details down to the exact same pink
color on the walls and the foul poles. And they
even have one of those super old, rare sit go
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signs from left field.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh oh, how cool is that. A friend of.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Theirs in Texas just happened to have an extree available,
so they put that in their front yard too. The
couple says, when people pull into our driveway, you can
see the look on their face like, oh my gosh,
it's like a field of dreams moment where they say, this.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is a really cool place. If you build it, they
will go.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Stephen and Lana Newton in Bells, Texas built that seventy
miles north of here.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you want to visit, Well, your Dallas Stars are
still in the Great White North. Tonight to play Calgary
after beating the Edmonton Oilers last night want to vet
our National Anthem's food. Damn right. They will stay on
the road until a week from the day when they
return home to skate against the Nashville Predators and the
Dallas Mavericks. Standout guard Kyrie Irving underwent successful surchy on
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his torn left ACL. Irving tours ACL on March third
and the second quarter of a game against the Sacramento Kings.
Doctor Riley J. Williams, a chief of sports medicine at
the Hospital for Special Surgery in New York City, conducted
the surgery on Irving. The MAVs said updates on his
status would be provided when appropriate. While this successful surgery
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doesn't mean the MAVs will get more help to in
the season, it's a very positive sign for the beginning
of a long recovery for one of their best players.
By the way, the Mavericks R and Orlando tonight to play.
The Magic tip off is at six o'clock. The Sweet
sixteen kicks off today.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
That's right, March maddness continues, and when it comes to
Texas teams, we have two still in the hunt, with
Texas Tech set to face off with Arkansas Tonight tip
off is at nine oh nine. Should be a tough,
tough matchup though Arkansas is a really good team. Then
Tomorrow night, the number one seed University of Houston Cougar's
will take on her Dues boiler Makers. Tip Off for
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that game is at nine oh nine as well. The
Elite Eight will start on Saturday and hopefully both the
Red Raiders and the Cougars advance. As for women's college hoops,
Saturday will be a big day for fans of the
Lady horn Frogs as TCU gets ready to face Notre
Dame in the Sweet sixteen Saturday at noon. It's TCU's
first time in the Sweet sixteen. The Lady horn Frogs.
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Let's go Texas Longhorns will go up against Tennessee Saturday
at two thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dallas Power, WHOA want to turn your mike on? It
works better than yeah, it's even better with the mike on.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The Dallas Power will be one of eight new three
on three Basketball League teams in the Big Three this year. Now,
this was all founded by ice Cube, the hip hop
musician and after back in twenty seventeen he started putting
together the three on three scene and the league previously
operated under a touring model, with the league owned teams
in various cities across the US. The Power here in
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our town will be led by Nancy Lieberman. She's a
famous Hall of Famer. No this lady Magic. She's excelled
in her roles as a player, coaching, broadcaster and in
addition to the Power. The new teams for this season
starting on June fourteenth, will include the Boston ball Hogs
back the Chicago Triplets.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Triplets, there's only three players, so I get it. Yeah,
this is my favorite. The Detroit Amplifiers. That's a very
rock and roll town, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Houston Righans, the La Riot, the Miami three oh five,
and also the DMV Trilogy is a three on three
team in this league. Does that mean the department of
other vehicles as a team. I'm not sure exactly what
it means.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Sounds like it, but I like the Ballhogs the best
ball Hogs. That's a great old pass to each other.
They're Ballhogs, Ballhogs. It just rolls right off the tongue,
so to speak.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The league has plans for four additional expansion markets next year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, an autograph Chicago Bulls jersey that Michael Jordan wore
in a preseason game during his rookie year just sold
for four point two million dollars in an auction that
closed yesterday. I hope they hadn't washed it. I want
that sweat, you will? Yeah, you could clone the boys.
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Southeby's built it as the only game worn photo match
Jordan rookie jersey to publicly surface at an auction. Southeby's
said a private collector made the winning bid, a private
rich Ass Collass. It is the first jersey Jordan ever
wore while playing in the NBA. The first preseason game
took place October fifth, nineteen eighty four, in Peoria, Illinois.
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Jordan switched jerseys for his regular season debut and for
the rest of the eighty four to eighty five season.
ESPN reported that this is the fifth most expensive NBA
jersey ever to get sold by auction. Two of the
four jerseys to bring higher prices also were worn by
Michael Jordan with his sweat. Damn right, and here's another
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sport to look forward to this year. Okay, what you got?
The International Chess Boxing Championship was me. It's exactly what
you think it is. Matches unfold over eleven rounds six
chess and five boxing. Competitors must either knock out their
opponents in the ring or out with them on the chessboard.
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That's pretty clever, really, but nerds play chess well. The
sport is popular in India, that is believed to be
the birthplace of chess, but the best place to watch
it is in London every July, where spectators can enjoy
the all out action of a big fight mixed with
the quiet suspense of a chess match, plus a lot
of goofy ringside performances between bouts. Fights are organized by
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the Chess Boxing Nation and take place throughout the year.
Book your flight today, Who wants to miss that? The
freaking pool file? Next on the ball and them Joe
Jallos four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
In just a few minutes, I will let you guys
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know what your sing along will be. I'm not gonna
tell you. I've got the lyrics written down for you,
and I slept so well last night. I'm glad you
told us this morning to night yesterday, or you're gonna
be tossing and turning in your chair when you find
out right now, it's time for the freaking fool of five.
At Ian Dipple Lagoon what that is? On Australia's Gold Coast,
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a couple was caught screwling like rabbits. Oh wow, in
broad daylight around one thirty in the afternoon. And yes,
there were families that witnessed the whole thing. Nice. This
lagoon is a popular spot for families and tourists, especially
during the daily pelican feeding and kids love to watch
the pelican feeding and public sex is not allowed at all.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
It's a different type of pelican feeding. Yeah, yeah, feed
my pelican.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Witnesses, including families with young children, were shocked by the
couple's behavior. Once they were done, it got even weirder.
The man went to the people watching, of course, with
no pants on, and demanded they hand over their cell
phones or pay him money, oh, claiming he doesn't perform
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for free. Oh my god goodness. It was never revealed
if he was a porn star not, but when he
said ah, it sounded like a waller for a dollar.
But the camera's rolling now. He became verbally abusive, prompting
witnesses to seek safety in a near my hotel because
he threatened to beat up anyone who didn't give their
phone up. The onlookers are sharing their videos and pictures
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with the police because of course they recorded it. So far,
mister Studley Hungwell and his co star have not been
found yet. Oh wow, but I'm sure they will be
seeked out here for too long. Yeah sure, all right,
that's why I have life luck.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
A German Man has been unable to find employment for
the last four years after having his ID stolen during
a trip to London and then waking up with a
lengthy criminal record to his name, even though he's never.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Even gotten a traffic ticket in his life.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Twenty four year old Rami Batik's nightmare began five years
ago following a short vacation in England back in twenty nineteen.
He had traveled to the UK with his passport and
his ID, but at one point realized that he no
longer had his ID. He assumed he lost it or
had it stolen, but didn't think much of it after that,
and he used the passport to get back to Germany,
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where he simply applied for another ID card. The young
man carried on with his life finished his studies and
after completing his vocational apprenticeship, he was offered a job
opportunity at a big company and another one with the
local tax office.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Now he had a brilliant.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Career in front of him, but before he could make
up his mind what job he was going to accept
both opportunities, he's evaporated because a routine check revealed he
had a criminal record in the UK, like a lengthy criminal.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Record, but it wasn't him.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He didn't commit any of those crimes on the record.
Unable to find anyone willing to hire him with a
criminal record, Romie has had to sell his car to
cover bills and is sharing his nightmare experience because he
doesn't know what else to do.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And this is the guy that stole his idea, that
is committing all these times and now he's the one
in trustle.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah, and it takes so long for them to clear
your record. God, horrible, what a horrible nightmare. I'm gonna
keep my driver's lastning with me all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That Boo Chick of Wow Wow music that we could
have used for that sex on the beach story, that
would come in handy for this one too. This is
a freaking full story about a male inmate and a
female warden who yes, fell.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
For each other and started fooling around.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
This lady prison warden started a sexual relationship with a
drug dealer in prison, who gave her a fifteen thousand
dollars Mercedes Nice. She illegally approved his early release.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Goug dealers would make a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Forty two year old carried pegs and a lot of traveles.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Seen as a rising star in the prison warden world,
quickly climbing the career ladder. I take it she's pretty.
I'm thinking maybe that's something to do with it. But
is alleged that she didn't play by the rules.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I think anybody in prison wouldn't care she was
pretty or not, just because yea, I'm not going to
be real picky. Just put some lipstick on you.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Really, Well, she's been a warden at the Lancashire Prison
and she started a relationship with inmate Anthony Saunderson, a
solid assaulted the earth citizen and he gave her a
fifteen thousand dollars car and he got out of jail early.
When police raided her home, they found a toothbrush with
his DNA on it. Miss Peg denies two counts of
misconduct in the public office, even though she knew she
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was busted and people knew she was screwing him in
the corners up there. She did not have the authority
to approve the release, but intervened and approved the application
without notifying the official who should have dealt with it.
It is alleged to top it all off, she says
she thinks she's fallen in love.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Bitch. Please look there they are.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
She Oh, yeah, not that bad.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Look she's cute. Yeah, but it wouldn't matter. She could
be ugly in the prisoner go I old her. Yeah
you well, now she's going to prison. Okay. Talk about
people with problems. A man named Happy, yes that's his
real name, has been struggling for as long as he
can remember, claiming that his name has attracted bullying as
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a kid and ridicule as an adult. When Happy's mother
chose his unconventional name, she had no idea the kind
of problems it would pose for him throughout his whole life.
The twenty seven year old man insists that he bears
no grudge toward his mother, as she only named him
Happy to expressed the overwhelming joy she felt when he
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was bom. In fact, that is the only reason why
he never went through legally changing his name, despite the
misery of his causday, because it's the name his mama
gave them all. When he was a small boy, the
other kids teased him and even beat him up because
of his name, and unfortunately, things didn't improve with age.
Companies always thought he was joking when he sent his
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resume for employment, and the unusual name Happy even ruined
romantic relationships. Growing up, Happy hated celebrations like birthdays or
holidays with greetings that included the word happy, like Happy
Birthday Happy, because they would always lead to teasing by
the other kids. The only time his name has served
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him well was when he applied for a sales job
and one company considered his name a good omen, so
he finally got himself a job. When asked how he
felt about finally getting employment, he answered, I'm not gonna
say it. I'm not gonna say it. They can't make me.
They were trying to get him to say it, but
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he's not gonna say it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Next hour, how well do you know your baseball entertainment. Well,
if you want to win tickets to see Heart when
they come to Texas, trust Syuth Theater Saturday, June fourteenth.
Bo is gonna have you identify a baseball themed show.
We'll do that around seven fifty here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hey y'all, yeah, you know what what?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It's high.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So close. Now, don't bitch because you didn't have to
write a song. That's very true. I wrote the lyrics
out for you, and you did it this morning. This
is crazy. I did it this morning. That's funny. New
lyrics to take me out to the ballgame, Like at
the seventh inning stretch, you're gonna have a Globe Life
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field today.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Yeah, but during the seventh inning stretch I'm usually loaded
up with beer.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, maybe you should start drinking. Never mind, it's too lane, okay, Rascules.
Here is the new version of take Me out to
the ball game, and it goes like this, taking it
out at the ball game. Show it off to the crowd.
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Pull out chup peen on sn show you crack. I
don't care if you don't pull them back. Grab your
root root root for the rain Jers. If they don't win,
I'll be pissed because it's one two Red Sox will
suck because they'll swing and miss. Alight, Okay, on again,
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take it out at the ball game. Show went off
to the crowd.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Pull out your.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Peanuts and show your crack.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I don't care if you don't put a background your
root root root for the Rangengers.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
If they don't win, I'll be pissed because it's one
two Red Souce will suck because they'll swing and miss.
The way, we're gonna do this just like the seventh
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inning stretch at the Rangers game today. Here you go
to start clogging stuck.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Go shirt.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You quite a clogger, aren't you? Changing toilet said.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Alright, it is baseball opening days and me my glove.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Bennefield crack. One there, of course, is John Fogerty and
his baseball song. Believe it or not, I actually used
to play baseball, did you really really? In high school? Yeah,
shortstop I was. Sometimes I was shortstopped, sometimes I was
second base. And one time I was trying to steal
second and the throw was low and it hit me
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in the head. So I was kind of seeing birds
flying around there for a minute. You're lucky you didn't
get a concussion like a Looney to That's probably why
I am the way I am. Well, thank you, Baseball.
I wasn't all that great anyway, I tell you truth. Okay, Now,
when it's opening day for baseball season, we usually get
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a call to play this. This is from a long
time ago on the show, when Randy and Jimmy were
still here, okay, and we had Rebecca if you remember
Rebecca was on the show too. That this is very old.
It's by a guy named John Campanera. And usually I
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always get at least one request, which I did today. Yeah,
to play this on baseball's opening day. Ready, Yes, this
is his Harry Carey impression. Remember Harry Carrey for the Cubs.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You're from Chicago. Jimmy spent some time in Chicago. I'm
selling I lived there for about eleven years.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
So he's from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, and she's given out that number. You sounded like
Carry Carey, the announcer for the Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
There for Harry Carey. I grew up listening to Harry Carrey.
I actually grew up six blocks from Komiskey Park, and
he was with the White Sox before he went with
the cops.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
And this guy is such he's so out there. He
talks about everything but the game. He gets into the
stories right, and the game becomes incidental.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Get out, Steve.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
I was on Rush Street last night, getting totally enemorated.
I closed the one bar I want across the street.
How to tackle as the greasea spun? Well, there's a
trouble play anyway. I have too many Hallopana peppers. I
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got ind gestion, you know. Well, that's a fastball of
Dawson's head. Both benches up there, so I'm looking for
the pump de best mon. Uh, he's on a stretcher.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I think he's dead.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Finally I got a hold of some kaya duck tight
the game is that?
Speaker 9 (29:02):
So he's going.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He's good.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm not Kidd's good. He gets that flimball out of
his seat there.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Oh yeah, he's always coughing something, you know, you know
what coming up with Ah, excuse me, Steve, Hey.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Steve, Hey, there you go, yo, slimy buzzards smoking those
cigars all damn night.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Tell he kind of looks and sounds like his face
is melting off.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
What's funny about Harry? You never know he's coming out
of his mouth. I'm watching the game one time, and
out of notewhere he goes.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
Hi, chuck out the kill with us, some braro.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's a good look.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
Huh, what the hell was that?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
All?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
So forgot Friday nights mentioned night here? And they bought
a accompanying a legal midget guts in frame. And let's
refrained from what the kids were doing last year, tossing
the little guys over the wall and let their buddies in.
Remember only one midget per customer. Hi, check out the
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halter top on that one must.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Be big Hooter day.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Heard Ringley last year.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Hooters up the gate, you got in free.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
And remember only two hooters for taking up coming up
on the bottom of the fifth. Speaking of fifth, I
could show you some more scotch. I'm not totally hammered
on us the best Harry Carreylla.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Later on, we'll have to get you to sing take
me onto the ball game.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Now you ever see him, he looks like he's gonna
fall out of the bootbody hold on, I do hey,
Steve grabbed my feet. I'm gonna fall out of some
of them. Could be a right if he just tipped
over one.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Not everybody who.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Flat Big One finally comes here falls on the ground.
He's still singing.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
How on.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
How about the glasses he wears?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
You know, Steve, I can't see him.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Down the thing.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
You might as well just bring a shepherd up here
and put on an old tape of me.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And oh, excuse me, I'm plumping off some.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
O. He's killing me.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You can almost see those liver lips sit here, Oh man,
John camping here, Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming by. Hey,
thanks for having down a forest Classic rock Bone Star
ninety two five. You know, I'm looking outside and the
skies look a little threatening, but you know it doesn't
matter because we have a retractable roof that. Thank you
so much, the buddy. Okay, Rangers opening day and who
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do you think we should get on the phone?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Good duds?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Fuck woors my goosey, I'm no he's there.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Him? Been a while, guys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well, it's opening day for the Rangers, and is the
Bruce Bochie curse lifted since the Rangers didn't make the
playoffs last year after winning the World Series the year before.
What do you think, of.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Course, when you've won the thing whatever four times now,
it's it's strange to see how it works for boats.
It's feast or famine. But if you're going to this
year and the Rangers are favored by a lot of
people who I think know the game pretty well to
win not only the division but the American League now,
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injuries play a role, and injuries have hit their pitching
staff already, so some young guys are going to have
to step up. But their lineup looks pretty loaded.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
So Nathan Eovaldi is on the mound today against the
Red Sox. And the Rangers completely rebuilt their bullpen this offseason.
Were you impressed with the moves that they made during
the off season, Yeah, some.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Of them I was, And I think the bullpen should
be improved again if guys can stay healthy, They've got
to decide exactly who the closer.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Is going to be.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
But more than that, I think it'll come down to
the starting rotation. That's usually the case, and you know,
if de Gram best pitcher in the game again when healthy,
hasn't been much in the last few years. But it's
looked good in the spring. They're going to save him
for I think the fifth day to start. He's going
to start Sunday actually, And yeah, Evaldi was okay last year,
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wasn't great after the incredible twenty twenty three season. Tyler
Malley's a veteran who fits in the rotation too. But
then the two young guys, the two Vanderbilt guys, Jack
Lader and Kumar Rocker, they make the rotation because of
injuries to Gray and Bradford, So let's see what they
can do out of the gate. Both incredible talent, obviously
(34:08):
first round picks, but haven't been able to put it
all together in the big leagues yet.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Well, what do you know about the other newly acquired
Rangers players John Peterson and Jake Berger. I don't know
if I've heard of those guys.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Let me tell you this. I talked to Berger the
other day, and he's going to be a fan favorite.
I don't know if you've read his story yet. Number One,
he's a power hitter and kind of I think bo
You remember Pete and Cavilia.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh yeah, Yankee back in the day, you.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Know, the guys think about guys like that, kind of
classic old right hand power hitters who were just up
there swinging away. He's got great bat speed and his
power numbers have been really impressive. Again, he's had some
injury concerns, but his personal story is a good one.
He and his wife had brought a daughter into the
world last fall and she's born with Down syndrome, so
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that he's made it one of his missions to really
try to help that community now. And the guy is
just incredibly a personable, good personality. I think fans are
going to love him Peterson in terms of as a
player sort of out of the same mold, somebody they
hope can add some power to the middle of that lineup.
And if Seeger and Simeon can come back and have
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the types of years they did a couple of years ago,
Simmeyon really struggled last year, they.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Can do that.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
At the top of the order, Wyatt Langford, the kid
who's got so much potential, if he can become a
fixture in the middle of that lineup again, they could
score a lot of runs.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, that's a great story about Jake Berger here. His
brother Ham is pretty good.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Nice, cheap, cheap, cheap, but funny, cheap but funny bow
good jobs.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Did you try any of the new concessions at Globe
black Field.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I plan on trying all of them today. I'm going
to be out there for the game. I wasn't out
there the other day. And if any of the concessionaires
are listening, you know, we're going to be out there
in center field. Sam and I are you're good enough
to bring us some samples last year. We'll try them
out on the air. We'll be on starting at four
o'clock today and Fox four News and all to that
(36:09):
early news block. But yeah, they tricked some stuff up
and look it sounds pretty good, look pretty good.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, some of them are really good. A couple of
them were in, but some of them were really good.
And if anybody deserves a delivery to their own seat,
it's the Deuce. Fox Spores, Mike Deosey. Thank you, Deuce,
appreciate you talking to us.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Enjoy opening day. Seeah, yeah, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I can't wait. I'm gonna watch it. I'm not gonna
go out there because I ain't dealing with no traffic, right,
I'm gonna watch it at a sports bar somewhere, and
I'm gonna order me a big play the knatcho and
you know the food and the drinks will be cheaper. God, yeah,
a whole lot cheaper than a globelike field. I'll tell
you here's a kind of baseball song for it, good
(36:56):
Loving Gone band, and when it does, it stinks up
the whole house. Boy guess, okay, who wants tickets to
go see Heart?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Me?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well, you can find, son of a bitch. You can't win,
pull a few strings. You can't play the contest because
you already know the answer. Okay, have a pair of
tickets to see Heart at Texas Trust Seuth Theater Saturday,
June fourteenth. And since it's baseball's opening day, I'm going
to play a theme. Yeah, and it's actually a theme
(37:29):
from a movie that was made into a TV show
in the seventies. Good Hand has something to do with baseball,
of course, That's all I'm gonna tell you. Okay, listen
two one four or eight one seven seventy seven, that's
the number to call and tell me what theme this
(37:49):
is from the TV show that was made from a movie.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
In, you in it?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Because you know, I don't think you know Annabel got it. Yeah,
it was a pretty good TV show too, that it was.
I'll let it play for a while so you can
(38:21):
figure it out your head. You did give it excellent hints?
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yes, the music is very catchy. I'll even tell you
the star of the show, Yeah, from the TV TV show.
If you gave the actress from the movie, it would
so give it away. Oh I know, yeah, big stars.
(38:46):
I'm not gonna do that. In fact, some of the
little kids, the players in this TV show grew up
to be stars. True. Come on, now, let's see if
anybody's got it bon them show what TV show is that?
(39:08):
I recognize that voice. Jack Warden was the star of
the TV show in the movie, and don't forget Billy
Bob Thornton did at remake? He did, Yes, he did. Okay, Okay,
who is this by the way, this is John? Okay,
hold on there, John.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Well, hold on a take. And I want thorough good
tickets a while back because I'm gonna pay this forward.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
What a god, your cool down is over. You can
have him if you want. You want to pay it forward,
that's fine.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Heart forward, yeah, man, he doesn't want to see heart
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
He's being a stand up guy. Let's take the next
caller then on them show? Do you know what TV
show that was?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
What was?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Hello? Are you there? That?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Whose Bears is?
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh okay, all right, my headphones is too loud? Who
is this?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
Meg?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Kayla?
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Meg?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Now, even if you had gotten it wrong, the guy
before you paid it forward, so you were going to
get the tickets anyway, regardless.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I thought I was hearing.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yes, right, hang on just a moment. We'll get some
information from you and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank you, Ah,
there you go. I like it when somebody pays it forward.
I got to stand up. God a nice guy that
John is.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Hey, if you love to laugh, you want one to
miss Auzi's Asari when he comes to the Music Hall
at Fair Part Saturday, April twelfth. We have your tickets
coming up around eight forty. That's when Bo and I
are going to open up the lone Star ticket window.
You're on lone Start ninety two five, Dallas War's classic
rock lone Star ninety two five. I'm burning for you
(40:57):
because you're so hot.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
At least you're in say it's because of an.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
STD Yeah to hear that, Hey bo, there was a
Blue Oyster Cult documentary coming out on Netflix next month.
Oh yeah, yeah, I wanted to tell you and everybody, well,
that's our lack of plan.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, early April, I'm like that.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
We do have a Blue Oyster Cult up on the
Time Wasters page. Yeah, because they're going to be part
of the Rock Legends cruise next year along with Gene
Simmons Kevin cronin Lover Boy.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, they just put out the announcement, so Anna got
that up on the Time Wasters.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
They played one of our bashes they did with heart Yes,
they did years and years ago.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
What now.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Here it goes? That's me?
Speaker 14 (41:46):
What's Ninjaya here today to ask for your help with
the situation that very fabric of family, right, you know.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
More of us? Of course I know him, it's me.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Oh haha, funny, funny beat the joke to you.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
But this tug at your heart ropes, it's heart strings.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
Okay, whatever, please not to interrupt, all right, Ninja, never ever, ever,
ask for nothing, ever ever, at no time.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't have Ranger's tickets. Okay, you should have seen yesterday.
Ninja's a riddle, nephew.
Speaker 14 (42:32):
He only yah, Riddle Hoseshittle, he's done before Ninja.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Here's a rips quiver like it is.
Speaker 15 (42:46):
He said, Oh good, Ninja, praise speak too, honorable, kind
and compassionate radio.
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Morning show friends, and all around.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Wonderful human here comes He's for some more.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Please ask if you get tickets to Rangers Facebook.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
When I tell you what, don't just tell you you
not want to disappoint Riddle or do you borrow no
and his hold a second grade class what? These guys
are big shots, big time stars.
Speaker 14 (43:22):
And would never disappoint him and his entire second grade classmates.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I knew you give them.
Speaker 11 (43:31):
Hooking of us hook up up up, seeing time about
to follow him? No hook up, I know you can
do it to us.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I can't wait to tell him good news. I can't
wait to see his ripstop. He's going to be Oh yeah,
I'm not made of Rangers tickets.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
I wish I would, yeah, because if you had some,
you would go of the game.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I would go, and I'd hook everybody up. If I call.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
Again, By god a minute, well let's see. Uh, I'm
gonna need Ranger tickets for cousin Kletus and his boy
uncle Buford ain't Gertrude Federal Goober, Guffrey all the rest
of the.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Domino budd Is it the VFW Hall?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
Who else?
Speaker 8 (44:22):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Oh yeah, Eustace and Eugene.
Speaker 13 (44:25):
The Cornbread Twins, And you might as well slide me
a couple of tickets as well. That works out to
all hell twelve terracy.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Like I just told Ninja, I don't have any Rangers
tickets for opening day today. All right, damn bow, You're
just a hope crusher and a dream stomp ranger, that's me.
Speaker 13 (44:46):
Well, just for that, you don't get no barbecue cheerios
this morning. Make kill up a fine back. I'm not multi,
I'm just some scalper.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Fine, my boss. Look, I'm not made of I'd hook
you all up if I had them, but I can't
just bend over and crap out tickets. Okay, if only
you could, you'd like to watch wouldn't Oh God help
us all? Dallas War's classic RONC lone star ninety two five. Well,
(45:20):
in case you forgot from this morning's first part of
the show, today is honest to God, National Viagra Day. Yes,
viagra was approved by the Food and Drug Administration on
this date. In nineteen ninety eight and the world will
never be the same. Well, it's fun with you today,
(45:41):
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Guess what uh oh? I got a song about it
and it goes like fus trap on a rubber and
stand by.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now listen to me. People, guys, hear what I say.
You might need that viagras diner. It'll put your love
life back on track.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
It's a true aphrodisiatic boo.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yes, it's true what viagra can do for you.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Win at five.
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Here is some things that Viagra's done.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
It made Stevie Wonder, made Alan Thick and god Demi Moore.
Speaker 13 (46:31):
It made in the Trip.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
It turned Clip black, it turned very white.
Speaker 17 (46:36):
It made Doris's day and made Gladys his night. It
gave Bob a hope and gave Percy faith. It made
Marvin Gaye, It made George straight, It gave Roucho Marx
and knocked Western flag.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
And hey, it even did more than that. Boo, Yes,
it's true what viagra can do for you. Lay fine.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
Here some more things that viagrants done.
Speaker 17 (47:07):
It made how they dooty, It made Scooby Doo, It
made Dennis the Menace and little Boy blue.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
It made Howard Stern, It made Richard.
Speaker 17 (47:16):
Teddy, Pete Rose, and it got Helen Ready. He gave
Austin powers, It helped Chris Rock. It turned boys to
men and made Iggy pop and got Courtney loved.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
It made Lucille Bob, made.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Lyle love it.
Speaker 8 (47:33):
And that ain't all.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yes, it's true what Viagara can do for you.
Speaker 9 (47:43):
Wad fine give some more things that viagrans done.
Speaker 17 (47:48):
He got George Bush, made Krusty the Klown, It got
said dancing and turned James Brown. It made Helen Hanson,
It made Brol Hacker, It got Johnny Can shouldn't have
made Jimmy swagger. It made Martin Short, It made Howe Long,
made Larry King, and it made Neil's armstrong.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yes, it's true what viagirl can do for you. It's
all about Viagara. Now we're done.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh he forgot one. What it made Victor mature? Oh
some of you have no idea what that reference is.
That's okay, okay, you'll remember Texas Megachurch pastor TD Jakes.
Oh yeah, yeah. He revealed yesterday that the health incident
he suffered back in November was a massive heart attack.
(48:47):
I remember seeing the video of that and there he
didn't even know it. That's just how mine was. I
had no idea. I'm like, I said, my dad dropped
dead like that. Jake's was on stage finishing an hour
long sermon when he lowered his mic and began to shake.
A crowd of people quickly rushed over and surrounded him
on stage. It was reported that the well known pastor
(49:10):
received immediate medical attention and was stable under the care
of health care professional. In the weeks after, Jake's updated
the congregation the Potter's House Dallas with a virtual update.
He also shared that the strangest experience during the incident
was the fact that he didn't know he was having
a heart attack, saying that he didn't feel that he
(49:32):
fully understood what was happening until later when he saw
it on TV. Wow, God, see you gotta It doesn't
always start like with a paint in the chest, standing
on your chest. Yeah, they say, sometimes it feels like
you have the flu. Yeah, sometimes unigestion. Right, Yeah, it
(49:52):
kind of felt like you had indigestion. Well, I'm glad
he's okay. Here to tell the story.
Speaker 7 (49:58):
Kaufman County is the fastest growing county in the state
and the second in the nation. This is according to
new data from the United States Census Bureau earlier this month.
The land is driving the migration of people to Kaufman County,
which is east of Dallas. The area has seen tremendous
growth and more housing developments, along with businesses both retail
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and manufacturing as well. They're all coming to town in
Kaufman County. Since twenty twenty, more than fifty two thousand
people have moved to Cofman County. The numbers show that
between twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four, the population
grew by six percent. Kaufman County include cities such as Kaufman, Forny,
Crandall and Terrell.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Me and my dad used to go fishing someplace near
Kaufman County that was back in the day. Is that
your secret spot? That was his secret spot. I have
another secret spot, but I'm not gonna tell.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
You where it is.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I'm going to tell you it's kind of dirty when
you say it.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
All right here, Marvel Studios is getting ready to cook
something up and release it into their Marvel universe and
has officially announced the.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Cast for Ofs Doomsday. He Hello, those Marvel movies they
blow DC away.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
This is going to be cool, and you're going to
see some old school characters coming back, reprised by the
same acting roles Marvel Sumthmatic Universe actors such as Chris
Hemsworth for Anthony Mackie Captain America, Tom Hidleston, Loki, Paul
Rudd at Man.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
They're back in. Here's some new editions.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm, the Great Pedro Pascal from
Last of Us In So Many Things. He's going to
be read Richard's in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot. Now
there's some old schoolers coming back for this one too,
the debut of X Men characters from the early two
thousands films, Patrick Stewart reprising Professor Xavier.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh yeah, make it look at this.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
The Great Ian McKellen is going to be in this
as Magneto again, and Rebecca Romaine is coming back as
Mystique Robert Downey Junior. He's set to portray No, not
iron Man, the evil Doctor Doom since iron Man's Charcter
was killed in Avengers Endgame. Doomsday will be in theaters
on May first of next year.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Oh, I can't wait. Man, I want Iron Man to
come back, bring him back. No, they could do that
if they want. He's a bad guy now he's doctor Doom.
So I love those old comedies like switching the Darrens
from Bewitched and nobody said anything. Yeah, there was a
hell of a move was here?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well? I guess one of the others just left. Yeah,
he had plastic surgery. Yes, yes. A North Carolina man
decided to get creative in dealing with a bear that
keeps coming into his backyard.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
I don't know what did he do.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
The Ashville man donned a mascot like bear costume and
approached the black bear while trying to growl. Didn't know.
The real bear did get spooked and took off, but
not before staring the man down while it worked this time.
(53:00):
Are typically erratic when challenged, and that is basically a
good way to keep from getting old. Yeah, keep your
powder dry, He says he's gonna keep his costume until
the bear comes back. Then he'll go at it again.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
We have tickets to see A. Z's I'm Sorry Hypothetical
Tours coming to a music hall at Fair Park in
Dallas Saturday, April twelfth, And Hannah's got a number for
you to be when you call right coming up pushing
(53:40):
up Daisies at Book Hill, Dallas. What wors Classic rock
Loan Start ninety two God one of the few times
Bob Dylan sings on pitch and you can understand what
he is singing. And he didn't use auto tune, No,
he didn't. Bob Dylan started his twenty twenty five tour
Tuesday in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the same way he left off
(54:01):
in Europe last November, with the exact same set that
he played at every show by he did swap drummers,
replacing legendary session player Jim Keltner, who's been around forever
with Anton fig best known for being part of the
David Letterman house bands. On this show, Yes Big played
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on two Dylan albums, nineteen eighty Five's Empire Burlesque in
nineteen eighty six is Knocked Out Loaded. Dylan's tour will
stop here on Saturday, July fifth, as part of the
Outlaw Music Festival with Willy Nelson at Dolsequie's Pavilion, Okay.
Speaking of shows, who want our tickets to go see
AZA's on Sirez Russell Mayers.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Russell is driving an eighteen wheeler right now and jacking
up the show nice and loud in the cab.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
All right, that's all we like you to be said.
Speaker 7 (54:52):
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Speaker 2 (55:31):
And as I told you many times, I went to
the Jazz Festival and lost the tennis shoe twice. So
there's two of my shoes out there buried in the
ground somewhere the left foot of the right foot. I
think both one of each. So if you find them,
you can cap them. I am the owner of a
lonely heart. As long as it keeps beaten, that's good
enough for me. Absolutely, And you've had a scare. So yes,
(55:54):
I gotta say thank you to Nicole Trouberville. She lives
in Fort Worth. She said she made me a little beanie.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I'm afraid to put it on now because I think
if I take my ranger's head off, the Rangers will lose. Today.
It's a little beanie with Oh I love it, Oh
my favorite. Oh, you've done it again. Okay, so I
will wear it. That's awesome. Right, let's talk time, wasysters.
Bow you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (56:24):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Rockumentaries are all the rage these days. They've done them
on the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elton John Blue, Oyster Cult.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
They have a Netflix one coming up.
Speaker 7 (56:36):
Now comes word from HBO that they're working on a
two part documentary about the life and work of Billy Joel.
The HBO original project titled Billy Joel and So It
Goes is going to debut this summer now.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
It's described as an expansive portrait of Billy Joel.
Speaker 7 (56:52):
It's going to explore the love, the lost, personal struggles
that informed Billy's music, and of course they're going to
talk about his historic run at Madison Square Garden, which
wrapped up last July. Here's Billy Joel talking about the
historic run of one hundred and fifty shows, and I'm.
Speaker 17 (57:10):
Kind of flabbergasted that it did last as long as
it did.
Speaker 9 (57:14):
My team tells me that we could continue to sell tickets, but.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Ten years, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (57:19):
Says one hundred and fifty shows ten years, all right,
already seems like a nice number.
Speaker 8 (57:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
See, he's got enough money where he doesn't have to
do that. Yeah, but you know, he's still touring, so
keeps his powder dry. Absolutely. He says he does not
want to retire at all.
Speaker 7 (57:34):
Carlos Santana will release his new album Sentient tomorrow, and
I'm working on getting us an interview with him.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (57:40):
The album features legendary collaborations revisited and reinvented, is how
Carlos Santana describes it. Recently, Santana shared one of his
dream collaborators, move over, Travis Kelcey. Carlos wants to team
up with tayte Oh stop it, I'm serious. He says
he's got ideas on what he and Taylor Swift could
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jam out to, including a cover of Bob Marley and
the Whaler's No Woman, No Crime, Just Like a Woman
by Bob Dylan and Natural Woman by Carol King.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
We shall see, uh, Taylor Swift, Okay, we'll have to
ask him about that.
Speaker 8 (58:14):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
Randy Bachman and Burton come ins of the guests who
are in talks about a Guess Who reunion tour next year.
Bachmann told American Songwriter that they plan on doing a
two or three hour springsteamlike Marathonic show.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
It'll be the unveiling of the guests who are back.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
And in Beatles News, a demo they recorded at Decca
Studios in London back in nineteen sixty two was found
in a Vancouver record shop labeled Beatles Sixties Demos O.
Rob frit, the owner of Neptune Records, said he thought
they were bootlegs. He posted a video and we have
those videos up on our page that you can check out,
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and turns out.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
They were real demos. Really, that's worthome coin. Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 7 (58:59):
Here's a buck list item. The Rock Legends cruise this
past year. Styx was part of that lineup. Well now
they have the initial lineup for twenty twenty six and
topping the bill Gene Simmons, Kevin Cronin and the respective
bands lover Boy, Blue Oyster Cult, Jefferson, Starship and You
Yah Heap.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
With more to be announced. We have all the details
up on our page.
Speaker 7 (59:21):
Finally, Bo, you talked about this earlier National Viagra Day, right, Yes,
the FDA approved the Little Blue pills to treat erectile
dysfunction on this day back in nineteen ninety eight. So
in honor of National Viagra Day, we give you Grandma's
Viagra song. We have the video up on the Bow
and M Show page at lone Star ninety two to
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five dot com.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Dolla Thor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. That
is one of the songs that makes that Rolling Stone
Sticky Fingers album such a charm. It's so sticky, yes
it is. It is, so it's weird, It's weird and sticky.
You remember when the album first came out and people
could not wait to tear open the plastic to pull
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down the zipper on the cover to see if mixed
junk was in there. No, it wasn't, but some people.
But I gotta find out, man, I gotta find out.
It wouldn't surprise anybody if the Stones really did that. Yeah,
very true. I'm gonna see if it's a helmet or
an eater, Yeah exactly. That's That's an old thing that's
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been going around on this show for a walk. I
think we used it in a wake up slat recently
and the guy was like dumbfounded. He was like, what
you said, helmet?
Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Uh, tomorrow is gonna be a fun day.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Rady Matthews is coming back on the show. Awesome. He
hadn't been here in a while. Uh, but we will
be without the services of ale because after the show today,
you're jetting down to Atlanta. Right, that's right, North Georgia.
You got to pick up the dogs first though.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Right, we're gonna scoop up the pups and we're gonna
hit our twenty and we're gonna try and get ahead
of this damn store.
Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I think you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
I think that they were saying like Louisiana area wasn't
gonna get any thunderstorms until tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Oh okay, smooth sy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
All I have to worry about going through the Louisiana
is that the middle of the state smells like a
wet dog rolled in hay.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Kind of it kind of does. And you have wet
dogs rolled in hay. So wave to New Orleans when
you drive through this.
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Okay, coming up next to our after show decompression session,
we'll get into that and talk about just whatever pops
into our feet, the little pots.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
We'll make it a short one since HEO has to
head up to Little Element hit the road, we.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Can do with you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Oh and after the Rangers Opening day game, whether they
win or lose, I have a list that I do
every year of weird baseball injury. Yeah, because you know,
I'm not saying baseball players don't get height like other athletes.
It's just some of their injuries are a little weird
and different. So that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow, and we'll see
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how that works out too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
All right, and more hard tickets to get away at
seven fifty tomorrow, so don't miss out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Plus we have more tickets to see his Ease I'm
sorry his hypothetical tour when it comes to the Music
Hall of Fairy Park in Dallas Saturday, April the twelfth.
I hope you don't oversleep, because you're gonna miss all
the fun. And we don't like doing this show when
somebody misses out on them. We like to have the
rascals along for the ride. That's right over the Facebook.
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Yees see what's going on. And you could see by
Rangers outfit that I'm wearing today. Man for good luck,
man yea for the team. That was a fun baseball show, both.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it was all right. We'll see you on tomorrow,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
A
What sparks A champion sparks you and champions Jew's wheaties.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's see that spark in action.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Keep your eye on fleet footed Richie Ashman patrolling center
field for the Phillies.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here's the pitch. Oh it's a low sinking liner. Out
of a second, looks like it's in there. Ashburn's racing in.
He makes a desperate time and he's up.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
For that ball.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What terrific shoestring catch by Richie Ashbourn Man, Oh man,
he's really got that spark. Champion Ashburn fires up with wheaties.
How about you remember what sparks A champion sparks you?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What sparks a champion sparks you and champions Jew's wheaties?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Breakfast of Champion. That's damn right.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Game two days, two games, tack.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Inn or two from Mama.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Return to column and soon it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
The home run bunny and a tramples.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, we're going a chair and boom and raise a
name to the thing. The game that's begun, and the
home team south to win and the past see to
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the teams by Moll.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Fuck riding.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
And taut the chess.
Speaker 9 (01:42):
But what pack of boot games.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Some foday call the ball game to f and die
around of dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Wow, yeah, buddy, those things are so old even I
don't remember them. Oh, but it brings back so many
memories when you use a chout. Yeah. Yes, today is
opening day. It's been a long time coming. I'm gonna
soak it all in, Go Rangers. And as a matter
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of fact, I've got a surprise for y'all. All you do, yes,
I do. You may like it, you may not, but
you don't care do your stuff anyway. We're going to
do a sing along today. What you promised us that
we were gonna skip it this month. This is a singalog.
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This is a you don't have to write a song,
it's already written for you. Whose song is it any Well? No,
it's a different version of take Me out to the
ball Game, Okay that I wrote with a little help
from Red Peters. And uh, I'll sing it once and
then you guys got to join in, and don't try
to get out of it, because it's gonna happen. I won't.
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I've got some fireball in the studio from well you
might need to and you find out what we're gonna
do Hey.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Yeah, this is a year that the Boche curse is
over and done with.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well we hope. So we'll talk to Fox Foors Mike
Doosey about that here later on. Also, it celebrate Exchange Day,
so I guess you give me something, I'll give you
something back, all right. I hate that the basis of
how the economy works unless it's an STD's cut that out. Yeah,
but I'll give the teller some money and they'll give
me some rangers taken. Ye, yeah, that would be nice.
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World Theater Day, Oh, yes, to be or not to be?
That's theater as in the Dallas Summer Musicals Theater. They
always have some great shows. And you know that's what
I have a degree in, is theater. Get out yep,
Well you're gonna put on a play for us one day?
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, that thing that will help you. National Scribble Day
it's an annual celebration of creativity during which students create
scribble art to share with the world. However, scribble could
also mean that somebody can't write worth a damn and
you can't read their handwriting because it sucks. That's right.
We call that chicken scratch it is National Joe Day.
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Joe as in the name Joe, not coffee. Yo, Yo, Mama,
yo Joe.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Today is your day?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If your name isn't Joe, just have people call you
that today. You don't want to just step on the holiday,
So today you're Joe Roberts. I guess, So we'll see.
That's not too far of a stress.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You only have to change.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
It'll be Anna Joe Joe, and he'll be a Joey.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You'll be a Joe and this is the Joe and
Them show. That's all right, right right? It's National Spanish
piea Day. It's a well known Spanish dish originally made
with you ready, rice, snails, rabbit, beans and green vegetable.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
That was the original recipet. Now it's like seafood and sausage.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Mexican jumbalire right Spanish and yeah with Spanish jumble are.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And if the Rangers lose their home opener today, you
can drown your sorrows because it's International Whiskey Day. Oh yeah, buddy,
that stuff will make you null and void in the
short time, so will let somebody else drive?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Okay, it's also National Fayakar Day, though national what Mayagra Day?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The little Blue pill? Is it really sure enough? Is
I didn't say that and check your day? Well, I
guess I'll have to play that viagraa song. Then less
you will leave myself another. I didn't want to be
too hard on you about it, but it is okay.
So we got sports of all sorts coming of of course,
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there's more stuff to talk about than just Rangers baseball,
and of course the freaking fool File, which defies description
sometimes because.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
It is our baseball show. You're gonna play a baseball
movie theme.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Song for those art tickets. Actually, well, I don't okay,
You're not gonna tell you nothing. You're just gonna have
to identify some sort of baseball theme. Okay, all right,
I'll play it as we get closer to the old content.
All right, thank you, Joe Roberts. You're a welcome mana Joe.
All right, you know what time it is? It is
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time to do the morning stretch. It feels so good. Yeah, ye,
everybody got you blood flowing?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, if you don't, this will make you blood flow.
That sets my headphones on fire. Just what it's show
time seemed like the show is twice as hard as
it was doing it yesterday. La fort Worst Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two to five, Look at the time
at six thirty and time Verse Worts Come.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
All sorts brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers. Go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes Baseball seasoned back, y'all Moody and the Texas Rangers
are opening the twenty twenty five season at home this afternoon.
First pitch is set for three oh five. The club's
new Rangers Sports Network will carry the game, which features
the pitching matchup of Rangers right hander an Ilvaldi and
Red Sox left hander Garrett trop Jet. The Rangers are
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looking to bounce back from the season after missing the
playoffs last year. Like you say, it's the vote, That's
what it is. But the biggest addition this year will
be on the mound, where ace pitcher Jacob de Grome
will return to full time action after missing most of
the last two seasons because he had a bad elbow injury.
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He is expected to take the mound in the Rangers'
fourth game of the season on Sunday at Globe Life.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Fare Now a yearly survey bow from the Athletic ass
fans about their optimism for the upcoming baseball season. This
year's Hopometer revealed that fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers,
Arizona Diamondbacks, New York Mets, Kansas City Royals, and the
Texas Rangers are most excited to get things rolling. They're
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very hopeful about this season. On the other hand, Chicago
White Sox are the most pessimistic in Major League Baseball
because they suck.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Like remember they were the worst team.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yeah, they lost one hundred and twenty one games last year,
followed by fans of the Colorado Rockies, Los Angeles Angels,
Saint Louis Cardinals, and the Miami Marlin.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What did you say the hope ometer? Hop Yeah, I've
never heard of that. Okay, if you say it exists,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
White Sox tickets were going for what about a dollar fifteen?
They're like, going, please come to the games.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Please.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Here in North Texas, about seventy miles north of downtown
Dallas is Bells, Texas, and there's a baseball masterpiece in
a front yard there that is worth mentioning during.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Sports of all sorts. It's a whiffle ball yard. Oh
how cool is it? Yeah, it's a whiffleball.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Paradise, created by Stephen Newton and his wife Lana, And
it's an almost exact replica of old school Fenway Park
in Boston, complete with its own green monster in left field,
seats towering above like the ones you'd see at home,
the Red Sox details down to the exact same pink
color on the walls and the foul poles. And they
even have one of those super old, rare sit go
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signs from left field.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh oh, how cool is that. A friend of.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Theirs in Texas just happened to have an extree available,
so they put that in their front yard too. The
couple says, when people pull into our driveway, you can
see the look on their face like, oh my gosh,
it's like a field of dreams moment where they say, this.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is a really cool place. If you build it, they
will go.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Stephen and Lana Newton in Bells, Texas built that seventy
miles north of here.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you want to visit, Well, your Dallas Stars are
still in the Great White North. Tonight to play Calgary
after beating the Edmonton Oilers last night want to vet
our National Anthem's food. Damn right. They will stay on
the road until a week from the day when they
return home to skate against the Nashville Predators and the
Dallas Mavericks. Standout guard Kyrie Irving underwent successful surchy on
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his torn left ACL. Irving tours ACL on March third
and the second quarter of a game against the Sacramento Kings.
Doctor Riley J. Williams, a chief of sports medicine at
the Hospital for Special Surgery in New York City, conducted
the surgery on Irving. The MAVs said updates on his
status would be provided when appropriate. While this successful surgery
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doesn't mean the MAVs will get more help to in
the season, it's a very positive sign for the beginning
of a long recovery for one of their best players.
By the way, the Mavericks R and Orlando tonight to play.
The Magic tip off is at six o'clock. The Sweet
sixteen kicks off today.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
That's right, March maddness continues, and when it comes to
Texas teams, we have two still in the hunt, with
Texas Tech set to face off with Arkansas Tonight tip
off is at nine oh nine. Should be a tough,
tough matchup though Arkansas is a really good team. Then
Tomorrow night, the number one seed University of Houston Cougar's
will take on her Dues boiler Makers. Tip Off for
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that game is at nine oh nine as well. The
Elite Eight will start on Saturday and hopefully both the
Red Raiders and the Cougars advance. As for women's college hoops,
Saturday will be a big day for fans of the
Lady horn Frogs as TCU gets ready to face Notre
Dame in the Sweet sixteen Saturday at noon. It's TCU's
first time in the Sweet sixteen. The Lady horn Frogs.
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Let's go Texas Longhorns will go up against Tennessee Saturday
at two thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dallas Power, WHOA want to turn your mike on? It
works better than yeah, it's even better with the mike on.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The Dallas Power will be one of eight new three
on three Basketball League teams in the Big Three this year. Now,
this was all founded by ice Cube, the hip hop
musician and after back in twenty seventeen he started putting
together the three on three scene and the league previously
operated under a touring model, with the league owned teams
in various cities across the US. The Power here in
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our town will be led by Nancy Lieberman. She's a
famous Hall of Famer. No this lady Magic. She's excelled
in her roles as a player, coaching, broadcaster and in
addition to the Power. The new teams for this season
starting on June fourteenth, will include the Boston ball Hogs
back the Chicago Triplets.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Triplets, there's only three players, so I get it. Yeah,
this is my favorite. The Detroit Amplifiers. That's a very
rock and roll town, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Houston Righans, the La Riot, the Miami three oh five,
and also the DMV Trilogy is a three on three
team in this league. Does that mean the department of
other vehicles as a team. I'm not sure exactly what
it means.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Sounds like it, but I like the Ballhogs the best
ball Hogs. That's a great old pass to each other.
They're Ballhogs, Ballhogs. It just rolls right off the tongue,
so to speak.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The league has plans for four additional expansion markets next year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, an autograph Chicago Bulls jersey that Michael Jordan wore
in a preseason game during his rookie year just sold
for four point two million dollars in an auction that
closed yesterday. I hope they hadn't washed it. I want
that sweat, you will? Yeah, you could clone the boys.
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Southeby's built it as the only game worn photo match
Jordan rookie jersey to publicly surface at an auction. Southeby's
said a private collector made the winning bid, a private
rich Ass Collass. It is the first jersey Jordan ever
wore while playing in the NBA. The first preseason game
took place October fifth, nineteen eighty four, in Peoria, Illinois.
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Jordan switched jerseys for his regular season debut and for
the rest of the eighty four to eighty five season.
ESPN reported that this is the fifth most expensive NBA
jersey ever to get sold by auction. Two of the
four jerseys to bring higher prices also were worn by
Michael Jordan with his sweat. Damn right, and here's another
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sport to look forward to this year. Okay, what you got?
The International Chess Boxing Championship was me. It's exactly what
you think it is. Matches unfold over eleven rounds six
chess and five boxing. Competitors must either knock out their
opponents in the ring or out with them on the chessboard.
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That's pretty clever, really, but nerds play chess well. The
sport is popular in India, that is believed to be
the birthplace of chess, but the best place to watch
it is in London every July, where spectators can enjoy
the all out action of a big fight mixed with
the quiet suspense of a chess match, plus a lot
of goofy ringside performances between bouts. Fights are organized by
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the Chess Boxing Nation and take place throughout the year.
Book your flight today, Who wants to miss that? The
freaking pool file? Next on the ball and them Joe
Jallos four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
In just a few minutes, I will let you guys
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know what your sing along will be. I'm not gonna
tell you. I've got the lyrics written down for you,
and I slept so well last night. I'm glad you
told us this morning to night yesterday, or you're gonna
be tossing and turning in your chair when you find
out right now, it's time for the freaking fool of five.
At Ian Dipple Lagoon what that is? On Australia's Gold Coast,
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a couple was caught screwling like rabbits. Oh wow, in
broad daylight around one thirty in the afternoon. And yes,
there were families that witnessed the whole thing. Nice. This
lagoon is a popular spot for families and tourists, especially
during the daily pelican feeding and kids love to watch
the pelican feeding and public sex is not allowed at all.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
It's a different type of pelican feeding. Yeah, yeah, feed
my pelican.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Witnesses, including families with young children, were shocked by the
couple's behavior. Once they were done, it got even weirder.
The man went to the people watching, of course, with
no pants on, and demanded they hand over their cell
phones or pay him money, oh, claiming he doesn't perform
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for free. Oh my god goodness. It was never revealed
if he was a porn star not, but when he
said ah, it sounded like a waller for a dollar.
But the camera's rolling now. He became verbally abusive, prompting
witnesses to seek safety in a near my hotel because
he threatened to beat up anyone who didn't give their
phone up. The onlookers are sharing their videos and pictures
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with the police because of course they recorded it. So far,
mister Studley Hungwell and his co star have not been
found yet. Oh wow, but I'm sure they will be
seeked out here for too long. Yeah sure, all right,
that's why I have life luck.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
A German Man has been unable to find employment for
the last four years after having his ID stolen during
a trip to London and then waking up with a
lengthy criminal record to his name, even though he's never.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Even gotten a traffic ticket in his life.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Twenty four year old Rami Batik's nightmare began five years
ago following a short vacation in England back in twenty nineteen.
He had traveled to the UK with his passport and
his ID, but at one point realized that he no
longer had his ID. He assumed he lost it or
had it stolen, but didn't think much of it after that,
and he used the passport to get back to Germany,
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where he simply applied for another ID card. The young
man carried on with his life finished his studies and
after completing his vocational apprenticeship, he was offered a job
opportunity at a big company and another one with the
local tax office.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Now he had a brilliant.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Career in front of him, but before he could make
up his mind what job he was going to accept
both opportunities, he's evaporated because a routine check revealed he
had a criminal record in the UK, like a lengthy criminal.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Record, but it wasn't him.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He didn't commit any of those crimes on the record.
Unable to find anyone willing to hire him with a
criminal record, Romie has had to sell his car to
cover bills and is sharing his nightmare experience because he
doesn't know what else to do.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And this is the guy that stole his idea, that
is committing all these times and now he's the one
in trustle.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah, and it takes so long for them to clear
your record. God, horrible, what a horrible nightmare. I'm gonna
keep my driver's lastning with me all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That Boo Chick of Wow Wow music that we could
have used for that sex on the beach story, that
would come in handy for this one too. This is
a freaking full story about a male inmate and a
female warden who yes, fell.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
For each other and started fooling around.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
This lady prison warden started a sexual relationship with a
drug dealer in prison, who gave her a fifteen thousand
dollars Mercedes Nice. She illegally approved his early release.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Goug dealers would make a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Forty two year old carried pegs and a lot of traveles.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Seen as a rising star in the prison warden world,
quickly climbing the career ladder. I take it she's pretty.
I'm thinking maybe that's something to do with it. But
is alleged that she didn't play by the rules.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, I think anybody in prison wouldn't care she was
pretty or not, just because yea, I'm not going to
be real picky. Just put some lipstick on you.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Really, Well, she's been a warden at the Lancashire Prison
and she started a relationship with inmate Anthony Saunderson, a
solid assaulted the earth citizen and he gave her a
fifteen thousand dollars car and he got out of jail early.
When police raided her home, they found a toothbrush with
his DNA on it. Miss Peg denies two counts of
misconduct in the public office, even though she knew she
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was busted and people knew she was screwing him in
the corners up there. She did not have the authority
to approve the release, but intervened and approved the application
without notifying the official who should have dealt with it.
It is alleged to top it all off, she says
she thinks she's fallen in love.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Bitch. Please look there they are.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
She Oh, yeah, not that bad.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Look she's cute. Yeah, but it wouldn't matter. She could
be ugly in the prisoner go I old her. Yeah
you well, now she's going to prison. Okay. Talk about
people with problems. A man named Happy, yes that's his
real name, has been struggling for as long as he
can remember, claiming that his name has attracted bullying as
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a kid and ridicule as an adult. When Happy's mother
chose his unconventional name, she had no idea the kind
of problems it would pose for him throughout his whole life.
The twenty seven year old man insists that he bears
no grudge toward his mother, as she only named him
Happy to expressed the overwhelming joy she felt when he
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was bom. In fact, that is the only reason why
he never went through legally changing his name, despite the
misery of his causday, because it's the name his mama
gave them all. When he was a small boy, the
other kids teased him and even beat him up because
of his name, and unfortunately, things didn't improve with age.
Companies always thought he was joking when he sent his
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resume for employment, and the unusual name Happy even ruined
romantic relationships. Growing up, Happy hated celebrations like birthdays or
holidays with greetings that included the word happy, like Happy
Birthday Happy, because they would always lead to teasing by
the other kids. The only time his name has served
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him well was when he applied for a sales job
and one company considered his name a good omen, so
he finally got himself a job. When asked how he
felt about finally getting employment, he answered, I'm not gonna
say it. I'm not gonna say it. They can't make me.
They were trying to get him to say it, but
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he's not gonna say it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Next hour, how well do you know your baseball entertainment. Well,
if you want to win tickets to see Heart when
they come to Texas, trust Syuth Theater Saturday, June fourteenth.
Bo is gonna have you identify a baseball themed show.
We'll do that around seven fifty here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hey y'all, yeah, you know what what?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It's high.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So close. Now, don't bitch because you didn't have to
write a song. That's very true. I wrote the lyrics
out for you, and you did it this morning. This
is crazy. I did it this morning. That's funny. New
lyrics to take me out to the ballgame, Like at
the seventh inning stretch, you're gonna have a Globe Life
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field today.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Yeah, but during the seventh inning stretch I'm usually loaded
up with beer.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, maybe you should start drinking. Never mind, it's too lane, okay, Rascules.
Here is the new version of take Me out to
the ball game, and it goes like this, taking it
out at the ball game. Show it off to the crowd.
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Pull out chup peen on sn show you crack. I
don't care if you don't pull them back. Grab your
root root root for the rain Jers. If they don't win,
I'll be pissed because it's one two Red Sox will
suck because they'll swing and miss. Alight, Okay, on again,
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take it out at the ball game. Show went off
to the crowd.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Pull out your.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Peanuts and show your crack.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I don't care if you don't put a background your
root root root for the Rangengers.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
If they don't win, I'll be pissed because it's one
two Red Souce will suck because they'll swing and miss.
The way, we're gonna do this just like the seventh
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inning stretch at the Rangers game today. Here you go
to start clogging stuck.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Go shirt.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You quite a clogger, aren't you? Changing toilet said.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Alright, it is baseball opening days and me my glove.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Bennefield crack. One there, of course, is John Fogerty and
his baseball song. Believe it or not, I actually used
to play baseball, did you really really? In high school? Yeah,
shortstop I was. Sometimes I was shortstopped, sometimes I was
second base. And one time I was trying to steal
second and the throw was low and it hit me
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in the head. So I was kind of seeing birds
flying around there for a minute. You're lucky you didn't
get a concussion like a Looney to That's probably why
I am the way I am. Well, thank you, Baseball.
I wasn't all that great anyway, I tell you truth. Okay, Now,
when it's opening day for baseball season, we usually get
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a call to play this. This is from a long
time ago on the show, when Randy and Jimmy were
still here, okay, and we had Rebecca if you remember
Rebecca was on the show too. That this is very old.
It's by a guy named John Campanera. And usually I
(27:34):
always get at least one request, which I did today. Yeah,
to play this on baseball's opening day. Ready, Yes, this
is his Harry Carey impression. Remember Harry Carrey for the Cubs.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You're from Chicago. Jimmy spent some time in Chicago. I'm
selling I lived there for about eleven years.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
So he's from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, and she's given out that number. You sounded like
Carry Carey, the announcer for the Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
There for Harry Carey. I grew up listening to Harry Carrey.
I actually grew up six blocks from Komiskey Park, and
he was with the White Sox before he went with
the cops.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
And this guy is such he's so out there. He
talks about everything but the game. He gets into the
stories right, and the game becomes incidental.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Get out, Steve.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
I was on Rush Street last night, getting totally enemorated.
I closed the one bar I want across the street.
How to tackle as the greasea spun? Well, there's a
trouble play anyway. I have too many Hallopana peppers. I
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got ind gestion, you know. Well, that's a fastball of
Dawson's head. Both benches up there, so I'm looking for
the pump de best mon. Uh, he's on a stretcher.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I think he's dead.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Finally I got a hold of some kaya duck tight
the game is that?
Speaker 9 (29:02):
So he's going.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He's good.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm not Kidd's good. He gets that flimball out of
his seat there.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Oh yeah, he's always coughing something, you know, you know
what coming up with Ah, excuse me, Steve, Hey.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Steve, Hey, there you go, yo, slimy buzzards smoking those
cigars all damn night.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Tell he kind of looks and sounds like his face
is melting off.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
What's funny about Harry? You never know he's coming out
of his mouth. I'm watching the game one time, and
out of notewhere he goes.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
Hi, chuck out the kill with us, some braro.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's a good look.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
Huh, what the hell was that?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
All?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
So forgot Friday nights mentioned night here? And they bought
a accompanying a legal midget guts in frame. And let's
refrained from what the kids were doing last year, tossing
the little guys over the wall and let their buddies in.
Remember only one midget per customer. Hi, check out the
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halter top on that one must.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Be big Hooter day.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Heard Ringley last year.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Hooters up the gate, you got in free.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
And remember only two hooters for taking up coming up
on the bottom of the fifth. Speaking of fifth, I
could show you some more scotch. I'm not totally hammered
on us the best Harry Carreylla.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Later on, we'll have to get you to sing take
me onto the ball game.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Now you ever see him, he looks like he's gonna
fall out of the bootbody hold on, I do hey,
Steve grabbed my feet. I'm gonna fall out of some
of them. Could be a right if he just tipped
over one.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Not everybody who.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Flat Big One finally comes here falls on the ground.
He's still singing.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
How on.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
How about the glasses he wears?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
You know, Steve, I can't see him.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Down the thing.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
You might as well just bring a shepherd up here
and put on an old tape of me.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And oh, excuse me, I'm plumping off some.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
O. He's killing me.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You can almost see those liver lips sit here, Oh man,
John camping here, Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming by. Hey,
thanks for having down a forest Classic rock Bone Star
ninety two five. You know, I'm looking outside and the
skies look a little threatening, but you know it doesn't
matter because we have a retractable roof that. Thank you
so much, the buddy. Okay, Rangers opening day and who
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do you think we should get on the phone?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Good duds?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Fuck woors my goosey, I'm no he's there.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Him? Been a while, guys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well, it's opening day for the Rangers, and is the
Bruce Bochie curse lifted since the Rangers didn't make the
playoffs last year after winning the World Series the year before.
What do you think, of.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Course, when you've won the thing whatever four times now,
it's it's strange to see how it works for boats.
It's feast or famine. But if you're going to this
year and the Rangers are favored by a lot of
people who I think know the game pretty well to
win not only the division but the American League now,
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injuries play a role, and injuries have hit their pitching
staff already, so some young guys are going to have
to step up. But their lineup looks pretty loaded.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
So Nathan Eovaldi is on the mound today against the
Red Sox. And the Rangers completely rebuilt their bullpen this offseason.
Were you impressed with the moves that they made during
the off season, Yeah, some.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Of them I was, And I think the bullpen should
be improved again if guys can stay healthy, They've got
to decide exactly who the closer.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Is going to be.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
But more than that, I think it'll come down to
the starting rotation. That's usually the case, and you know,
if de Gram best pitcher in the game again when healthy,
hasn't been much in the last few years. But it's
looked good in the spring. They're going to save him
for I think the fifth day to start. He's going
to start Sunday actually, And yeah, Evaldi was okay last year,
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wasn't great after the incredible twenty twenty three season. Tyler
Malley's a veteran who fits in the rotation too. But
then the two young guys, the two Vanderbilt guys, Jack
Lader and Kumar Rocker, they make the rotation because of
injuries to Gray and Bradford, So let's see what they
can do out of the gate. Both incredible talent, obviously
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first round picks, but haven't been able to put it
all together in the big leagues yet.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Well, what do you know about the other newly acquired
Rangers players John Peterson and Jake Berger. I don't know
if I've heard of those guys.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Let me tell you this. I talked to Berger the
other day, and he's going to be a fan favorite.
I don't know if you've read his story yet. Number One,
he's a power hitter and kind of I think bo
You remember Pete and Cavilia.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh yeah, Yankee back in the day, you.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Know, the guys think about guys like that, kind of
classic old right hand power hitters who were just up
there swinging away. He's got great bat speed and his
power numbers have been really impressive. Again, he's had some
injury concerns, but his personal story is a good one.
He and his wife had brought a daughter into the
world last fall and she's born with Down syndrome, so
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that he's made it one of his missions to really
try to help that community now. And the guy is
just incredibly a personable, good personality. I think fans are
going to love him Peterson in terms of as a
player sort of out of the same mold, somebody they
hope can add some power to the middle of that lineup.
And if Seeger and Simeon can come back and have
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the types of years they did a couple of years ago,
Simmeyon really struggled last year, they.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Can do that.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
At the top of the order, Wyatt Langford, the kid
who's got so much potential, if he can become a
fixture in the middle of that lineup again, they could
score a lot of runs.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, that's a great story about Jake Berger here. His
brother Ham is pretty good.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Nice, cheap, cheap, cheap, but funny, cheap but funny bow
good jobs.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Did you try any of the new concessions at Globe
black Field.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
I plan on trying all of them today. I'm going
to be out there for the game. I wasn't out
there the other day. And if any of the concessionaires
are listening, you know, we're going to be out there
in center field. Sam and I are you're good enough
to bring us some samples last year. We'll try them
out on the air. We'll be on starting at four
o'clock today and Fox four News and all to that
(36:09):
early news block. But yeah, they tricked some stuff up
and look it sounds pretty good, look pretty good.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, some of them are really good. A couple of
them were in, but some of them were really good.
And if anybody deserves a delivery to their own seat,
it's the Deuce. Fox Spores, Mike Deosey. Thank you, Deuce,
appreciate you talking to us.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Enjoy opening day. Seeah, yeah, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I can't wait. I'm gonna watch it. I'm not gonna
go out there because I ain't dealing with no traffic, right,
I'm gonna watch it at a sports bar somewhere, and
I'm gonna order me a big play the knatcho and
you know the food and the drinks will be cheaper. God, yeah,
a whole lot cheaper than a globelike field. I'll tell
you here's a kind of baseball song for it, good
(36:56):
Loving Gone band, and when it does, it stinks up
the whole house. Boy guess, okay, who wants tickets to
go see Heart?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Me?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well, you can find, son of a bitch. You can't win,
pull a few strings. You can't play the contest because
you already know the answer. Okay, have a pair of
tickets to see Heart at Texas Trust Seuth Theater Saturday,
June fourteenth. And since it's baseball's opening day, I'm going
to play a theme. Yeah, and it's actually a theme
(37:29):
from a movie that was made into a TV show
in the seventies. Good Hand has something to do with baseball,
of course, That's all I'm gonna tell you. Okay, listen
two one four or eight one seven seventy seven, that's
the number to call and tell me what theme this
(37:49):
is from the TV show that was made from a movie.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
In, you in it?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Because you know, I don't think you know Annabel got it. Yeah,
it was a pretty good TV show too, that it was.
I'll let it play for a while so you can
(38:21):
figure it out your head. You did give it excellent hints?
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yes, the music is very catchy. I'll even tell you
the star of the show, Yeah, from the TV TV show.
If you gave the actress from the movie, it would
so give it away. Oh I know, yeah, big stars.
(38:46):
I'm not gonna do that. In fact, some of the
little kids, the players in this TV show grew up
to be stars. True. Come on, now, let's see if
anybody's got it bon them show what TV show is that?
(39:08):
I recognize that voice. Jack Warden was the star of
the TV show in the movie, and don't forget Billy
Bob Thornton did at remake? He did, Yes, he did. Okay, Okay,
who is this by the way, this is John? Okay,
hold on there, John.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Well, hold on a take. And I want thorough good
tickets a while back because I'm gonna pay this forward.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
What a god, your cool down is over. You can
have him if you want. You want to pay it forward,
that's fine.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Heart forward, yeah, man, he doesn't want to see heart
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
He's being a stand up guy. Let's take the next
caller then on them show? Do you know what TV
show that was?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
What was?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Hello? Are you there? That?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Whose Bears is?
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh okay, all right, my headphones is too loud? Who
is this?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
Meg?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Kayla?
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Meg?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Now, even if you had gotten it wrong, the guy
before you paid it forward, so you were going to
get the tickets anyway, regardless.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I thought I was hearing.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yes, right, hang on just a moment. We'll get some
information from you and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank you, Ah,
there you go. I like it when somebody pays it forward.
I got to stand up. God a nice guy that
John is.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Hey, if you love to laugh, you want one to
miss Auzi's Asari when he comes to the Music Hall
at Fair Part Saturday, April twelfth. We have your tickets
coming up around eight forty. That's when Bo and I
are going to open up the lone Star ticket window.
You're on lone Start ninety two five, Dallas War's classic
rock lone Star ninety two five. I'm burning for you
(40:57):
because you're so hot.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
At least you're in say it's because of an.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
STD Yeah to hear that, Hey bo, there was a
Blue Oyster Cult documentary coming out on Netflix next month.
Oh yeah, yeah, I wanted to tell you and everybody, well,
that's our lack of plan.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, early April, I'm like that.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
We do have a Blue Oyster Cult up on the
Time Wasters page. Yeah, because they're going to be part
of the Rock Legends cruise next year along with Gene
Simmons Kevin cronin Lover Boy.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, they just put out the announcement, so Anna got
that up on the Time Wasters.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
They played one of our bashes they did with heart Yes,
they did years and years ago.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
What now.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Here it goes? That's me?
Speaker 14 (41:46):
What's Ninjaya here today to ask for your help with
the situation that very fabric of family, right, you know.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
More of us? Of course I know him, it's me.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Oh haha, funny, funny beat the joke to you.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
But this tug at your heart ropes, it's heart strings.
Speaker 15 (42:13):
Okay, whatever, please not to interrupt, all right, Ninja, never ever, ever,
ask for nothing, ever ever, at no time.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't have Ranger's tickets. Okay, you should have seen yesterday.
Ninja's a riddle, nephew.
Speaker 14 (42:32):
He only yah, Riddle Hoseshittle, he's done before Ninja.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Here's a rips quiver like it is.
Speaker 15 (42:46):
He said, Oh good, Ninja, praise speak too, honorable, kind
and compassionate radio.
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Morning show friends, and all around.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Wonderful human here comes He's for some more.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Please ask if you get tickets to Rangers Facebook.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
When I tell you what, don't just tell you you
not want to disappoint Riddle or do you borrow no
and his hold a second grade class what? These guys
are big shots, big time stars.
Speaker 14 (43:22):
And would never disappoint him and his entire second grade classmates.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I knew you give them.
Speaker 11 (43:31):
Hooking of us hook up up up, seeing time about
to follow him? No hook up, I know you can
do it to us.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I can't wait to tell him good news. I can't
wait to see his ripstop. He's going to be Oh yeah,
I'm not made of Rangers tickets.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
I wish I would, yeah, because if you had some,
you would go of the game.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I would go, and I'd hook everybody up. If I call.
Speaker 13 (44:05):
Again, By god a minute, well let's see. Uh, I'm
gonna need Ranger tickets for cousin Kletus and his boy
uncle Buford ain't Gertrude Federal Goober, Guffrey all the rest
of the.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Domino budd Is it the VFW Hall?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
Who else?
Speaker 8 (44:22):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Oh yeah, Eustace and Eugene.
Speaker 13 (44:25):
The Cornbread Twins, And you might as well slide me
a couple of tickets as well. That works out to
all hell twelve terracy.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Like I just told Ninja, I don't have any Rangers
tickets for opening day today. All right, damn bow, You're
just a hope crusher and a dream stomp ranger, that's me.
Speaker 13 (44:46):
Well, just for that, you don't get no barbecue cheerios
this morning. Make kill up a fine back. I'm not multi,
I'm just some scalper.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Fine, my boss. Look, I'm not made of I'd hook
you all up if I had them, but I can't
just bend over and crap out tickets. Okay, if only
you could, you'd like to watch wouldn't Oh God help
us all? Dallas War's classic RONC lone star ninety two five. Well,
(45:20):
in case you forgot from this morning's first part of
the show, today is honest to God, National Viagra Day. Yes,
viagra was approved by the Food and Drug Administration on
this date. In nineteen ninety eight and the world will
never be the same. Well, it's fun with you today,
(45:41):
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Guess what uh oh? I got a song about it
and it goes like fus trap on a rubber and
stand by.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now listen to me. People, guys, hear what I say.
You might need that viagras diner. It'll put your love
life back on track.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
It's a true aphrodisiatic boo.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yes, it's true what viagra can do for you.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Win at five.
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Here is some things that Viagra's done.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
It made Stevie Wonder, made Alan Thick and god Demi Moore.
Speaker 13 (46:31):
It made in the Trip.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
It turned Clip black, it turned very white.
Speaker 17 (46:36):
It made Doris's day and made Gladys his night. It
gave Bob a hope and gave Percy faith. It made
Marvin Gaye, It made George straight, It gave Roucho Marx
and knocked Western flag.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
And hey, it even did more than that. Boo, Yes,
it's true what viagra can do for you. Lay fine.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
Here some more things that viagrants done.
Speaker 17 (47:07):
It made how they dooty, It made Scooby Doo, It
made Dennis the Menace and little Boy blue.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
It made Howard Stern, It made Richard.
Speaker 17 (47:16):
Teddy, Pete Rose, and it got Helen Ready. He gave
Austin powers, It helped Chris Rock. It turned boys to
men and made Iggy pop and got Courtney loved.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
It made Lucille Bob, made.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Lyle love it.
Speaker 8 (47:33):
And that ain't all.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yes, it's true what Viagara can do for you.
Speaker 9 (47:43):
Wad fine give some more things that viagrans done.
Speaker 17 (47:48):
He got George Bush, made Krusty the Klown, It got
said dancing and turned James Brown. It made Helen Hanson,
It made Brol Hacker, It got Johnny Can shouldn't have
made Jimmy swagger. It made Martin Short, It made Howe Long,
made Larry King, and it made Neil's armstrong.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yes, it's true what viagirl can do for you. It's
all about Viagara. Now we're done.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh he forgot one. What it made Victor mature? Oh
some of you have no idea what that reference is.
That's okay, okay, you'll remember Texas Megachurch pastor TD Jakes.
Oh yeah, yeah. He revealed yesterday that the health incident
he suffered back in November was a massive heart attack.
(48:47):
I remember seeing the video of that and there he
didn't even know it. That's just how mine was. I
had no idea. I'm like, I said, my dad dropped
dead like that. Jake's was on stage finishing an hour
long sermon when he lowered his mic and began to shake.
A crowd of people quickly rushed over and surrounded him
on stage. It was reported that the well known pastor
(49:10):
received immediate medical attention and was stable under the care
of health care professional. In the weeks after, Jake's updated
the congregation the Potter's House Dallas with a virtual update.
He also shared that the strangest experience during the incident
was the fact that he didn't know he was having
a heart attack, saying that he didn't feel that he
(49:32):
fully understood what was happening until later when he saw
it on TV. Wow, God, see you gotta It doesn't
always start like with a paint in the chest, standing
on your chest. Yeah, they say, sometimes it feels like
you have the flu. Yeah, sometimes unigestion. Right, Yeah, it
(49:52):
kind of felt like you had indigestion. Well, I'm glad
he's okay. Here to tell the story.
Speaker 7 (49:58):
Kaufman County is the fastest growing county in the state
and the second in the nation. This is according to
new data from the United States Census Bureau earlier this month.
The land is driving the migration of people to Kaufman County,
which is east of Dallas. The area has seen tremendous
growth and more housing developments, along with businesses both retail
(50:18):
and manufacturing as well. They're all coming to town in
Kaufman County. Since twenty twenty, more than fifty two thousand
people have moved to Cofman County. The numbers show that
between twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four, the population
grew by six percent. Kaufman County include cities such as Kaufman, Forny,
Crandall and Terrell.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Me and my dad used to go fishing someplace near
Kaufman County that was back in the day. Is that
your secret spot? That was his secret spot. I have
another secret spot, but I'm not gonna tell.
Speaker 8 (50:46):
You where it is.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I'm going to tell you it's kind of dirty when
you say it.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
All right here, Marvel Studios is getting ready to cook
something up and release it into their Marvel universe and
has officially announced the.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Cast for Ofs Doomsday. He Hello, those Marvel movies they
blow DC away.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
This is going to be cool, and you're going to
see some old school characters coming back, reprised by the
same acting roles Marvel Sumthmatic Universe actors such as Chris
Hemsworth for Anthony Mackie Captain America, Tom Hidleston, Loki, Paul
Rudd at Man.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
They're back in. Here's some new editions.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm, the Great Pedro Pascal from
Last of Us In So Many Things. He's going to
be read Richard's in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot. Now
there's some old schoolers coming back for this one too,
the debut of X Men characters from the early two
thousands films, Patrick Stewart reprising Professor Xavier.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh yeah, make it look at this.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
The Great Ian McKellen is going to be in this
as Magneto again, and Rebecca Romaine is coming back as
Mystique Robert Downey Junior. He's set to portray No, not
iron Man, the evil Doctor Doom since iron Man's Charcter
was killed in Avengers Endgame. Doomsday will be in theaters
on May first of next year.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Oh, I can't wait. Man, I want Iron Man to
come back, bring him back. No, they could do that
if they want. He's a bad guy now he's doctor Doom.
So I love those old comedies like switching the Darrens
from Bewitched and nobody said anything. Yeah, there was a
hell of a move was here?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well? I guess one of the others just left. Yeah,
he had plastic surgery. Yes, yes. A North Carolina man
decided to get creative in dealing with a bear that
keeps coming into his backyard.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
I don't know what did he do.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
The Ashville man donned a mascot like bear costume and
approached the black bear while trying to growl. Didn't know.
The real bear did get spooked and took off, but
not before staring the man down while it worked this time.
(53:00):
Are typically erratic when challenged, and that is basically a
good way to keep from getting old. Yeah, keep your
powder dry, He says he's gonna keep his costume until
the bear comes back. Then he'll go at it again.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
We have tickets to see A. Z's I'm Sorry Hypothetical
Tours coming to a music hall at Fair Park in
Dallas Saturday, April twelfth, And Hannah's got a number for
you to be when you call right coming up pushing
(53:40):
up Daisies at Book Hill, Dallas. What wors Classic rock
Loan Start ninety two God one of the few times
Bob Dylan sings on pitch and you can understand what
he is singing. And he didn't use auto tune, No,
he didn't. Bob Dylan started his twenty twenty five tour
Tuesday in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the same way he left off
(54:01):
in Europe last November, with the exact same set that
he played at every show by he did swap drummers,
replacing legendary session player Jim Keltner, who's been around forever
with Anton fig best known for being part of the
David Letterman house bands. On this show, Yes Big played
(54:22):
on two Dylan albums, nineteen eighty Five's Empire Burlesque in
nineteen eighty six is Knocked Out Loaded. Dylan's tour will
stop here on Saturday, July fifth, as part of the
Outlaw Music Festival with Willy Nelson at Dolsequie's Pavilion, Okay.
Speaking of shows, who want our tickets to go see
AZA's on Sirez Russell Mayers.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Russell is driving an eighteen wheeler right now and jacking
up the show nice and loud in the cab.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
All right, that's all we like you to be said.
Speaker 7 (54:52):
When was the last time you partied in New Orleans,
Bo Roberts, It has been way, way too long. How
about heading out to NOLA for one of the biggest parties,
the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, presented by Shell
Now lone Star as your chance to win a VIP experience.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
You can't win bow for one of our rascuals.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Good spend five nights in New Orleans, where you'll watch
the show from a private VIP section at the front
of the stages among the many performers Santana, Lenny Kravitz,
John Fogerty, Jon Jettons, so many more, all thanks to
New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. All the details are
at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
And as I told you many times, I went to
the Jazz Festival and lost the tennis shoe twice. So
there's two of my shoes out there buried in the
ground somewhere the left foot of the right foot. I
think both one of each. So if you find them,
you can cap them. I am the owner of a
lonely heart. As long as it keeps beaten, that's good
enough for me. Absolutely, And you've had a scare. So yes,
(55:54):
I gotta say thank you to Nicole Trouberville. She lives
in Fort Worth. She said she made me a little beanie.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I'm afraid to put it on now because I think
if I take my ranger's head off, the Rangers will lose. Today.
It's a little beanie with Oh I love it, Oh
my favorite. Oh, you've done it again. Okay, so I
will wear it. That's awesome. Right, let's talk time, wasysters.
Bow you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (56:24):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Rockumentaries are all the rage these days. They've done them
on the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elton John Blue, Oyster Cult.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
They have a Netflix one coming up.
Speaker 7 (56:36):
Now comes word from HBO that they're working on a
two part documentary about the life and work of Billy Joel.
The HBO original project titled Billy Joel and So It
Goes is going to debut this summer now.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
It's described as an expansive portrait of Billy Joel.
Speaker 7 (56:52):
It's going to explore the love, the lost, personal struggles
that informed Billy's music, and of course they're going to
talk about his historic run at Madison Square Garden, which
wrapped up last July. Here's Billy Joel talking about the
historic run of one hundred and fifty shows, and I'm.
Speaker 17 (57:10):
Kind of flabbergasted that it did last as long as
it did.
Speaker 9 (57:14):
My team tells me that we could continue to sell tickets, but.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Ten years, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (57:19):
Says one hundred and fifty shows ten years, all right,
already seems like a nice number.
Speaker 8 (57:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
See, he's got enough money where he doesn't have to
do that. Yeah, but you know, he's still touring, so
keeps his powder dry. Absolutely. He says he does not
want to retire at all.
Speaker 7 (57:34):
Carlos Santana will release his new album Sentient tomorrow, and
I'm working on getting us an interview with him.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (57:40):
The album features legendary collaborations revisited and reinvented, is how
Carlos Santana describes it. Recently, Santana shared one of his
dream collaborators, move over, Travis Kelcey. Carlos wants to team
up with tayte Oh stop it, I'm serious. He says
he's got ideas on what he and Taylor Swift could
(58:01):
jam out to, including a cover of Bob Marley and
the Whaler's No Woman, No Crime, Just Like a Woman
by Bob Dylan and Natural Woman by Carol King.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
We shall see, uh, Taylor Swift, Okay, we'll have to
ask him about that.
Speaker 8 (58:14):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
Randy Bachman and Burton come ins of the guests who
are in talks about a Guess Who reunion tour next year.
Bachmann told American Songwriter that they plan on doing a
two or three hour springsteamlike Marathonic show.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
It'll be the unveiling of the guests who are back.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
And in Beatles News, a demo they recorded at Decca
Studios in London back in nineteen sixty two was found
in a Vancouver record shop labeled Beatles Sixties Demos O.
Rob frit, the owner of Neptune Records, said he thought
they were bootlegs. He posted a video and we have
those videos up on our page that you can check out,
(58:53):
and turns out.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
They were real demos. Really, that's worthome coin. Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 7 (58:59):
Here's a buck list item. The Rock Legends cruise this
past year. Styx was part of that lineup. Well now
they have the initial lineup for twenty twenty six and
topping the bill Gene Simmons, Kevin Cronin and the respective
bands lover Boy, Blue Oyster Cult, Jefferson, Starship and You
Yah Heap.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
With more to be announced. We have all the details
up on our page.
Speaker 7 (59:21):
Finally, Bo, you talked about this earlier National Viagra Day, right, Yes,
the FDA approved the Little Blue pills to treat erectile
dysfunction on this day back in nineteen ninety eight. So
in honor of National Viagra Day, we give you Grandma's
Viagra song. We have the video up on the Bow
and M Show page at lone Star ninety two to
(59:41):
five dot com.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Dolla Thor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. That
is one of the songs that makes that Rolling Stone
Sticky Fingers album such a charm. It's so sticky, yes
it is. It is, so it's weird, It's weird and sticky.
You remember when the album first came out and people
could not wait to tear open the plastic to pull
(01:00:06):
down the zipper on the cover to see if mixed
junk was in there. No, it wasn't, but some people.
But I gotta find out, man, I gotta find out.
It wouldn't surprise anybody if the Stones really did that. Yeah,
very true. I'm gonna see if it's a helmet or
an eater, Yeah exactly. That's That's an old thing that's
(01:00:28):
been going around on this show for a walk. I
think we used it in a wake up slat recently
and the guy was like dumbfounded. He was like, what
you said, helmet?
Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Uh, tomorrow is gonna be a fun day.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Rady Matthews is coming back on the show. Awesome. He
hadn't been here in a while. Uh, but we will
be without the services of ale because after the show today,
you're jetting down to Atlanta. Right, that's right, North Georgia.
You got to pick up the dogs first though.
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Right, we're gonna scoop up the pups and we're gonna
hit our twenty and we're gonna try and get ahead
of this damn store.
Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I think you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
I think that they were saying like Louisiana area wasn't
gonna get any thunderstorms until tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Oh okay, smooth sy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
All I have to worry about going through the Louisiana
is that the middle of the state smells like a
wet dog rolled in hay.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Kind of it kind of does. And you have wet
dogs rolled in hay. So wave to New Orleans when
you drive through this.
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Okay, coming up next to our after show decompression session,
we'll get into that and talk about just whatever pops
into our feet, the little pots.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
We'll make it a short one since HEO has to
head up to Little Element hit the road, we.
Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Can do with you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Oh and after the Rangers Opening day game, whether they
win or lose, I have a list that I do
every year of weird baseball injury. Yeah, because you know,
I'm not saying baseball players don't get height like other athletes.
It's just some of their injuries are a little weird
and different. So that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow, and we'll see
(01:02:14):
how that works out too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
All right, and more hard tickets to get away at
seven fifty tomorrow, so don't miss out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Plus we have more tickets to see his Ease I'm
sorry his hypothetical tour when it comes to the Music
Hall of Fairy Park in Dallas Saturday, April the twelfth.
I hope you don't oversleep, because you're gonna miss all
the fun. And we don't like doing this show when
somebody misses out on them. We like to have the
rascals along for the ride. That's right over the Facebook.
(01:02:41):
Yees see what's going on. And you could see by
Rangers outfit that I'm wearing today. Man for good luck,
man yea for the team. That was a fun baseball show, both.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it was all right. We'll see you on tomorrow,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
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