Full Show Replay- The April Fools Show! (Ep 1341)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A CPS Dallas fort.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Worth Man nine Hey seven, sick five or three dude one.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's been a long time coming, and now it's finally here.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's out with the old and in with the new.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Welcome to the new Powerhouse Power ninety two.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Come on, rue boy Bay, you get it up? Come out,
Rue boy boy? Is your big enough hae.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Take him.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Take?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Come on, ruy bad you get it up? Come out,
rue boy boy? Is your big enaugh.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Take got you?

Speaker 7 (01:17):
I don't no.

Speaker 8 (01:18):
Fool, Just in time for April Fool Days.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's when practical jokes go back.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
The classic Frank's repeats on the vistims that I eat.
It's the one day.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
When alasco on up the.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Blue on the seat in the job out and said,
on the thing sting farm, nobody's been finding the cow
right there.

Speaker 9 (01:48):
On your front though. All right, Phil, I should be
working by my time.

Speaker 10 (01:55):
I'm amusing, won't because I find the days so amusing,
and smila at the suckers.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I have found.

Speaker 11 (02:03):
I'm getting a lot of trouble today from the tricks
I play.

Speaker 12 (02:10):
I'm the junger, you stay, this is gonna be awesome.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I just pargeon, who should say April Fools again.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Not again? Okay, all right, now I have some of
you did not?

Speaker 9 (02:26):
Yes, you did?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You don't You don't want to admit it. Yeah, you don't.
Never found me. I did for a second. Yeah that
goorder two or three or four or five for power
ninety two.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
We do.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
We do one where we have an intro like we're
changing to an easy listening station. Nice. I'll probably use
that next year. So I'm giving you a year's warning
because yesterday is April Fool's Day. Yeah, I know I
fooled you for a short time. Thank you. Bo Oh.
By the way, Ale's back all right.

Speaker 9 (02:59):
For all your health.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ye, he did a great job. Hey Danny, we love you, brother.
April Fool's Day, get out those whoopy cushions for someone's
seat and kick me tape on signs to put on
someone's back because you'd probably get away with it. Today
you may have to dodge something thrown at your head.

Speaker 9 (03:14):
I think the best time to do is when you
did it at six am, when people are waking up
and they're not quite sure what's going on.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Rubbing their eyes and scratching their clows, going what it's
also fossil Fool's Day, Fossil fos fossil Fool's Day. Yeah,
that comet ball out of sky's your fool m do
orday boom. It is Boomer Bonus Day, not bone us
like bonus like something extra, celebrating getting a year older

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without any problems, at least, we hope without any problem.
Fingers crossed, Yes, exactly. Saint Stupid's Day. Oh it's my
holiday all right, as we call it on this show Tuesday,
This Day. It was started by a mime in San
Francisco in nineteen seventy nine. We don't know his name
because he wouldn't tell anybody. Yeah, because he was a mode. Okay,

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you got it. Just make it sure, just make it sure.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Yeah, I'm not that stupid.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh bo okay, you'll get this one, all right. It's
Sorry Charlie Day. Like yes, some of you already know why.
It celebrates Charlie the Tuna, who became a TV mascot
for Starkiss Tuna April first, nineteen sixty one.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
Only good tasting tuna becomes star Kiss.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
He always wanted to show Starkiss and he had good taste,
but then that sign would come down that read sorry, Charlie,
and a voice would say, Starkiss doesn't want tunas with
good taste. Starkiss wants tunas that tastes good. Poor Charlie.
Why Charlie wanted to be ground up, chopped up and
made in a sandwich? I will not know. He had
a death wish. Yes, he felt like he was depressed.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
It is.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know why it is, but it's National Soilent
Green Day. Oh we better tell him now, So greens
Papa people, you have no idea. Watch the movie National
one cent Day. Don't even worry about pennies. We were
supposed to get rid of them, aren't we. I think

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we are. Yeah, well, keep one for just for old
time's sake. Reading is funny day. That's why we love
the freaking Full File every morning at six forty five.
There's always buckets of dumb ass to read about and
laugh about. You'll see later on this out.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Yeah we never run out.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh no, no, no International Edible Book Festival. What I'm
not kidding. I had to look this up all right now.
I'm weird it out well because I like to snack
on a novel before we go on the air, Believe
it or not. Edible books are made and displayed at
small events. Photos are taking to the books and the
books are then eaten. The edible books must either look

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like books, include texts that can be read or be
inspired in some way by a book.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Well, my dog loves to eat all my books.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, yes, it is more. It is National Jump in
Muddy Puddles Day. Look as long as I'm not standing
next to you, you go, right, are you do you?
That's right? And we're into a new month. As you know,
April is National Humor Month. Well we hope so, International
Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, Long and Garden Month,

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National Poetry Month, National Pecan Month, National Welding Month, Records
and Information Management Month, Stress Awareness Month, and Sexual Assault Awareness.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
Month, and Child Abuse Prevention Month as well. Yeah, there,
it should be every month.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot.
I know, that's a lot to take in this early
in the morning and you're still rubbing your eyes going
off all tell really, four mats there for me?

Speaker 9 (06:46):
Mention any food items today?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
But no, there is no food items today now, so
we'll just have to make it up. Oh yeah, oh,
we'll find something to eat.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
I'll guarantee you it's National to Day.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Finally, you just make up a food day and we'll celebrate. Yeah,
we're easy, all right. So we've got sports of all
sorts coming up, but the morning seven fifty. Pick your ticket.
We have tickets to see.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
John Lennon and Yoko Ono's one to one, or tickets
to see the Arlington Renegades this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
So are you gonna do? Right now? Is Dallas Horse
Classic rockelone Star ninety two to five. It is six
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Speaker 9 (07:28):
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Speaker 1 (07:30):
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Speaker 9 (07:31):
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Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know what that means the Stars?

Speaker 12 (07:35):
That is.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Dallas Stars played the Seattle Cracking last night and beat
them again, just like they did last Saturday.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Dallas beats Seattle five to one on Saturday and beat
them again three to one last night with both games
in Seattle. The Stars ended a good month to play
in March. Dallas only lost four games out of fifteen games,
and they won seven of their last eighth to close
out the month. And it was a good month for Dallas.

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Now they begin a new month with their first game
of April on Thursday, when the Stars hosting Nashville Predators
at the Murcan Airline Center. So while the Mavericks are
kind of hit and missed this season, the Stars are
kicking at it and taking names after already clinching a
playoff birth Dall with a Star love it.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
The TCU women's basketball team had a magical ride this season,
but it all came to an end last night at
the hands of the Lady Longhorns. Texas beat TCU fifty
eight to forty seven. Last night. It was the horn
Frog's first appearance in the Elite Eight. They end the
season thirty four and four. Congrats on an amazing season. Now,

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the Texas Longhorns now advanced to the Final Four for
the first time since two thousand and three, where they
will face South Carolina on Friday. The game Cocks opened
as four and a half point favorites at ESPN Bet.
Tip Off Friday in Tampa Bay is at six pm. Meanwhile,
in the n I T Action, the un T Mean
Green are in Indianapolis tonight to face off with the

(09:10):
University of California Irvine ant Eaters.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I had to mention.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
Their mascot ant Eaters, not the Helmets.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's gonna say.

Speaker 13 (09:22):
If we're gonna have a team called we need one
called the Helmets so they can play each other.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
This is the ant Eaters and they're facing off in
the n T Semifinals.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Tip Off tonight is at six pm.

Speaker 9 (09:34):
If UNTI wins tonight, they're going to face the winner
of the Chattanooga loy Oil game on Thursday night in
the n T Finals.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Way to go, unt meing Green the ant Eaters.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
I loved it. I had to mention it to.

Speaker 13 (09:49):
Uncertain and their catch phrase could be like skin it
back with the tonight on the court.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Ye, hey have a rabbi on the sidelines, right.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Snip snip. We got good news with the Dallas Mavericks
fans too. Look at this. The Dallas mass beat the
Brooklyn Nets.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Oh wait won one yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:10):
Thirteen to one oh nine. A little bit of a cloche,
but that's all right. Last night they went consecutive games.
So the first time since the All Star Break, Brooklyn
rallied from a ten point deficit midway through the fourth
quarter with the twelve ozho run. Daniel Gafford scored seventeen
points in his first game since February tenth. The Mavericks
are ninth in the West, half a game ahead of
tenth play Sacramento. That means Dallas can't afford to lose

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too many more games if they want to get to
the postseason. I know that sounds far fetched, but I'm
telling you the twinkle is out there.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
It is a possibility. It's possible. It's slim, but it's possible.
Help it's slim, but it's not slim, and none try again.

Speaker 13 (10:48):
The rock star of this Mavericks, Derek Lively outs and
Chanuary fourteenth with an anchor stress fracture, could return sometime
this week. The Nets hit twenty out of fifty, one
to three pointers of the Mavericks ten of thirty. The
Man's host Atlanta tomorrow night at the American Airline Center,
tip off tomorrow evening seven.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Now why you always go when you talk about it,
I thought you're from there.

Speaker 13 (11:11):
I lived there for twenty years, and I just know
for a fact through personal experience, with the exception of
some of the brave stuff, our team suck. Falcons, Okay, Hawks.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Get out of here, So we know where he's still.
What about the Braves do you hate the Braves.

Speaker 13 (11:27):
The Braves made it to the World Series back in
the nineties and we got the broadcast out there.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It was fun Tomahawk while yeah, that gets old well.
As both the teams fought for playoff position, seven players
and coaches were ejected during a big brawl during the
Minnesota Timberwolves and Detroit Piston's game on Sunday. I don't

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know if you saw a video of this. With about
nine minutes and one second left in the second quarter,
Piston center Isaiah Stewart show the Wolves guard Dante de Vincencio,
leading to Rudy Gilbert getting into Stuart's face and pointing
at him like this really Well, ref separated the players
and called a technical foul on Stuart and the game
went on for about twenty seconds before a full on

(12:15):
brawl boke out. Fists were flying and legs were kicking.
The scuffle pushed into the baseline area, with even the
fan dual cameraman getting plowed over and players fighting in
front of the front row fans. Even as the players
were dispersed, coaches from both teams got into it as well.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
One must normally go to a hockey game for this kind.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Of nass not this time. Play resumed after about ten
minutes of review. It's unclear if the altercation will lead
to further punishment from the league down the final stretch
ahead of the playoffs. It was kind of fun to
watch bo.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Have you ever wondered where your money that you sent
up to UNT for Bailey's education went?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah? I hope she's a little smarter.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
Yeah, Well, it also went probably to hire a new
UNT men's basketball coach. UNT men's basketball hired its twentieth
head coach in program history on Sunday. Daniel Robinson takes
over just a few days after former UNT basketball head
coach Ross Hodge accepted a head coaching position for West Virginia.
His team is doing great in the NIT right. There's

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not too many coaches who would turn down that kind
of offer. Robinson previously coached at Cleveland State and led
the program to sixty five victories and three straight twenty
plus win seasons along with three postseason appearances in its
three seasons as head coach. He also recorded a thirty
nine to twenty one record in conference play. Also, SMU

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is making a change in leadership as they part ways
with their women's basketball coach to Yell Wilson. This announcement
follows a ten to twenty record on the season and
a two to sixteen record in conference play for the
Mustang's first season in the Atlantic Coast Conference.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
SMU will conduct a.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
National search for her replacement.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Then starting now. I wondered why the un T coach
was gone. They didn't fire him when they're doing so well. Oh,
he took a job.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
With West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, that wouldn't be one you'd turn down to West Virginia.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
Okay, all right, Well, the Texas Rangers got kicked pretty
hard by the Cincinnati Reds.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh yeah, big one.

Speaker 13 (14:21):
It was embarrassing, fourteen to three loss. I can't leave
you Texas people alone for a minute. Then something happens.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
Yeah, those torpedo bats, damn them.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh I got the story about you do? Oh, yes,
I do.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
We're gonna start cracking skulls here man, so to speak. However,
the Rangers, it didn't go the Rangers way. They took
a beating. Texas has two more games against the Cincinnati Reds,
starting this afternoon at five forty our time, and then
tomorrow morning at eleven forty am.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
One more.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
After that, the Rangers returned to globalf Field on Friday.
They started three games stand with Tampa Bay before Texas
goes to Chicago to play the Cubs starting.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, now you mentioned torpedo bats.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
Yeah, because the Reds that Elie de la Cruz used
a torpedo bat last night.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
You're gonna hear a lot about torpedo bats in the
coming days and perhaps most of the Major League Baseball season.
If the New York Yankees and other users of this
funky new equipment keep launching souvenirs out of the ballpark,
ye and kiss that very goodbye again.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Apparently the Yankees are the ones that crafted this new
sort of bat that relocates some of the wood lowered
down on the barrel, putting more mass in the area
that actually strikes the ball. It basically makes the end
of the bat look more like a bowling pin. Yes,
but to be clear, the bats are legal. Sorry, Yankee haters,

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as you probably get, other teams are calling them unfair
and bitching that they should be banned. Well, they're not
going to be banned, because they're here to stay, at
least for now. The New York Yankees certainly lived up
for their celebrated nickname in a season opening sweep of
the Milwaukee Brewers. The Bronx Bombers built at a record
tying fifteen home runs in their first three games, and

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in the process created a third storm of ethnic proportion.
Wait don't need wait id and have no kind of bad.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
It's not fair, But as fans, we love seeing home run.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hell yeah, team all right, yeah yeah, drinking full of file.
Next hung the ball and then drawl girl heel now
heale now Dallas Horors clasping rock lone Star ninety two five.
It is a toy box Tuesday, and I got a
couple requests we're gonna get to. But now let's take

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care of the business at hand. It's time for the
freaking full file. Okay, But Australian woman is lucky to
be alive after getting struck by lightning, although she was
left with a peculiar complication. Her pupils are now a
different color. Oh yeah, I didn't know lightning could do

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that to you. Neither, of course, I've never been struck
by lightning. Knock on Wood, thirty year old stand up
comedian Carly Electric. Yes, that was her name before she
got hit by a bolt of light. How appropriate it's
especially her name now. Well, she has always been enamored
with electric storms and even got three lightning themed tattooed

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on her arm as a tribute to her favorite weather phenomenomenon.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
It's like she manifested this lightning strike.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The bolt caused the woman to experience a flurry of symptoms.
I had goosebumps traveling up and down my arms and ways,
said the comic. When I went to look at myself
in the mirror, I saw that my pupils were massive,
and they changed color. They went from green to brown.
Oh wow, Like I said, I didn't know lightning could

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do that from but she was diagnosed with kara Uno paralysis,
also known as light paralysis, depilitating but temporary paralysis of
the limbs that occurs when someone is well struck by lightning.
Along with this color change, Miss Electric also said that
the spot on her head where she was hit by

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the lightning is very sensitive now and hot to the touch,
which forced her to comb around it while she was
brushing her Yeah, that's it. Fortunately the bolt didn't zap present.
The humor of the story of her getting zep By
lightning is now about fifty percent of her stand up
back now, Yeah, you gotta take advantage strike while the

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iron and the lightning is hot.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
Well.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
From Australia to fort Worth, that's right, a little bit
closer to home now. A lawyer in fort Worth has
gone viral for claiming that you could get a DUI
from drinking too much coffee. Oh stop it justin Sparks
with the Sparks Law Firm in fort Worth posted a
video about how DUI and d w I don't just

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mean booze or illicit drugs if they impair your ability
to drive. Legal drugs can also get you in trouble,
and he specifically mentioned caffeine.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Well, caffeine would wake you up.

Speaker 9 (19:13):
If you drink too much coffee, it can make you
jittery and that would impair your driving. He said, it's
not something that actually happens, it just could, but there
are examples of people getting arrested for it. A guy
in California got pulled over back in twenty fifteen for
driving erratically.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Caffeine was the only thing in his.

Speaker 9 (19:31):
System and they charged him with a DUI for it.
Driving under the influence. They eventually dropped the charge after
they couldn't prove there was enough caffeine in his system
to be intoxicated from it. But in theory, yes, you
could get a dui for having one too many espressos.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I'm on my second cup of coffee and I don't
feel jitry. I could drive well.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
I know that one time I took an et cetera
migraine and it made me so jittery that I did
not feel safe behind the wheel, so I had to
take an uber home.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Means you'd have to come up with a lot of
new cuss words on Central and sixty.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Probably.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
I think both of you have seen the version of
me that's had too much coffee, and it's sort of
like I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah too hyper, Yeah too hyper. It's still not really
drunk now.

Speaker 13 (20:20):
And I've seen some people on the tollway bad traffic,
people wigged out, and I'm thinking that's either crystal meth
or they need to stop drinking so much coffee. I
think it's a Portland, Oregon man is wondering who the
heck is putting pea in his recycling bin.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Every week, another pea story.

Speaker 13 (20:40):
It all started last September, Alex Van Dunn noticed that
his recycling was not being collected. Why well, he opened
up the blue bin to see what was being refused
six gallons of pea someone else's pee at that, since
PI is considered a bio hazard, the recycling folks said,
I'm messing with that. We're gonna leave it right there.

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The combat the issue, he decided to just not put
his recycling bin out anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
With that, the mad peer just went to the next
home with a bin out.

Speaker 13 (21:11):
The Van Dyne has a surveillance video of the urine
specimen delivery guy.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's too grainy to identify exactly who it is.

Speaker 13 (21:18):
He since deferred his dilemma to local cops, but as
of now, there's no clear reason why this person feels
the need to ditch his whiz into jugs and into
random recycling bins in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It just don't know what people get really off on.
And that guy probably go, oh, man, I gotta go
let me find a bull so I can put it
in someone.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
It's very nice. As a matter of fact, it's kind
of yellow of that guy to do that for every.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Day good one. All right, all right, Okay, police in
India have finally collared a serial thief who up until
now had repeatedly if evaded capture by using a skunk
like method of warding off police.

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Oh no, what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's exactly what you think it is. The twenty seven
year old from Delhi is accused of multiple cell phone thefts,
and each time police pursue him, he would deliberately take
a dump in his pants, which actually proved to be
an effective defense mechanism because officers didn't want to go
near him, and they shares hell didn't want to put

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him in their squad car to take him to jail
because he stunk so bad, nasty and they would have
to clean it up. Yes, Rose, but following his most
recent events, cops were prepared with masks and gloves.

Speaker 15 (22:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
They pursued him, and as expected, he put his familiar
dirty bomb in his pants, but this time the cops
kept after him and finally placed him under arrest. However,
they rolled down all their windows of the way to
take him to jail because he smelled so ba. Oh
that is nasty, honey. What if you're what if you're

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out of dump? When?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Right?

Speaker 9 (23:06):
If you have probably takes a laxative, or you can
just strain and fire blanks.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, but that's how you get him right.

Speaker 9 (23:20):
Hey, coming up next houry, it's time to pick your ticket.
Two's between a four pack of tickets to see the
John Lennon documentary one to one in Imax, or a
four pack of tickets to head to Chalk TOAs Stadium
Sunday to see the Arlington Renegades take on the Houston Roughnecks.
Moo's gonna have a fun way for you to win
on a toy box Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We'll do that around seven fifty here on the.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
How about a little variation on a theme for April
Fools down.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Just in time for April fool Days.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
It's and practical jokes go back and the classic Frank's
repeats on the vintims that I need. It's the one
day where the laps go on, all the water of
the blue on the seat in the job and said

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on the thing stayed farm might be fine.

Speaker 16 (24:24):
The cow right there on your prom farm.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
Right felt I should be working by my time.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
I'm abusing won't because I find the days so amusing,
smiling grin at the suckers.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I have found.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
I'm getting lots of trouble today, thrown the tricks I play.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
I'm the joker.

Speaker 12 (24:48):
You just stay, this is gonna be awesome.

Speaker 16 (24:52):
I just barget.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Wow, she'd say, the fools again.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Not again.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
It sounds like poopy. Why does it smell like monkeys?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah? You heard fish? Fish fishes, monkey fishers. There's a
little Remember those sea monkeys used to order out of
the comic book Tasting Too. They actually turned into real monkeys.
I thought they did when I was a kid. I
ordered them, did you Yeah, they were a little brine shrimp.
They don't do.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
And how many albums did you buy for a penny?
Remember those aumals?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah? Because people was really get ten movies. I don't
know about you guys, but it was a track tapes
for me, thanks very much. Either way, we fell for it.
And there's a lot of good price chicken.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Pull Oh, yes, definitely, the old Uh what is.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
It cling wrap on the toilet? That's a funny one.
Oh my god, I'd be so pissed. The firecrackers, cigarette
time bomb. I never heard of it. Oh, those loads
you put in the end of the no no, no,
you get you get an actual firecracker and you tape
the the uh fuse to the side of a cigarette,

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set the cigarette up, light it, and then go away.
And you're sitting in class and all of a sudden,
here wo wow, and the teacher looks at whoever laughs,
that's the one that did it.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Can you imagine if you did that today? Though, it
would scare the hell out of everybody.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Would Did you do that in school?

Speaker 12 (26:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But I knew a bunch of guys that did. Oh
my god, I knew a guy that invented the shoe mirrors.
He was the first one. Yeah, but look what it
did to me.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
I think I saw that in the Three Stooges.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah. By the way, tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day,
So if you have a question, call the Asker Stuff
outline two on four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Leave you a question there, we'll play Choose your News,
so you can pick your ticket. Choose between John Lennon
one to one John and Yoko or to see You're
Arlington Renegade This coming Sunday. Also, comedian Frank Kelly Endo's

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gonna join. That's right.

Speaker 9 (27:09):
He's going to be at the Addison Improv on Thursday
night and he reached out and he wanted to join
the show. So he's coming in tomorrow in the seven
am hours.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
She would known Frank a long time. I've never had
a comic on Wednesdays. It's been a while since. It
has been a while. Yes we have. Okay, I've got
a lot of fool songs to play for you. You
just heard one of them. But there's a lady. Since
it's the first day of April, we know this comedian
named April Macy. I don't know if you know who

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she is. She's absolutely gorgeous and she's funny as hell.
And she told the story of beating up her boyfriend
while he was taking a crap out. Damn. It went
like this, I want to hear the story about how
you slapped your boyfriend while he was hunkering on the toilet.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Oh okay, yeah, it's true story.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
This is years ago and I was working at this
talent agency. So I worked these really long hours and
so I came home. I might have been sick or something.
The one day came home early and I found out
my boyfriend at the time had been renting out our
house is like a location, like a shoot for locations
like for he was renting out our house essentially for porn.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
When they would come and they would fill stop it.

Speaker 14 (28:22):
Like I knew we were renting it out for like commercials,
but I didn't know we were also shooting porn at
our house is a location home.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
And I was like, what is going on? He's like
our mortgage.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
I was like, no, you're You're in the corner, hunched
over and perving on these broads. And so then he
was taking a sweet dut doute and I didn't know
how to clean it up for I thought that was, oh,
you can say dump, Okay.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
He was taking I'm writing that down sweet can you
say turdsicle?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's fine?

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yeah, he's taking a dump, And I like the rage was.

Speaker 14 (29:03):
Building thinking about these people doing it on our piano.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
The scene I walked in on and.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
So he was I just wait, you walked in while filming.

Speaker 14 (29:12):
We walked in while they were filming, and he was
like in the corner being creepy.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
And yeah, it was crazy. I was like, what's going on.

Speaker 14 (29:19):
He's like, oh, he pays our mortgage and I was like,
you're such a liar, and so then he was on
the toilet and I just slapped him, slapped the crap
out of him.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Right, all right, a man, this is what I've learned.
A man will not get up and beat you off
the toilet. So ladies, if you ever want to hit,
I'm going to kick your end. Yeah, it's exactly.

Speaker 14 (29:40):
A man will not beat you with a dingleberry on
his butt, even if he is filming some poem.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
This is gonna pay muggage. Come on, I'm here to
deliver a pizza. Well, let me get off the toilet.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I'll pay you.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh, come on with Jallow Force Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. There's another fools for you.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
I got some more, of course you do.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
But I have to take a break because I got
to play some ac DC. Yesterday was Angus Young's seventieth.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
Oh so excited to be able to see them in
just a couple of weeks. April fourteenth, it's coming up, right, Yeah,
thirteen more days.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
You've never seen them before. No, okay. By the way,
there have been times when real news breaks on April
first and gets dismissed as an April Fool's Day prank.
Like example, the murder of Marvin Gay in nineteen eighty four,
everybody thought that was a joke. The murder of Selena

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in ninety five. The anniversary was yesterday, but the news
broke a day later, and the cancelation of the Guiding
Light on two thousand nine.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
I thought for sure that was in April Fool's joke.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
No a poor thing. Now. Van Halen went through their
first major change forty years ago today in nineteen eighty five,
when it was announced that singer David Lee Roth had
left the band. Here's what he had to say about
a year later. Since it was April Fool's Day, everybody
thought that was a prank.

Speaker 17 (31:11):
What happened is I shook hands with Edward van Halen
well over a year ago, decided that we had reached
a difference in career direction. We'd reached a difference in
where we wanted to go with our band. I wanted
to tour extensively, and I wanted to hurry into the studio.
I wanted to get things done, you know, and go,
and at that point in time that wasn't happening with

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the band.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
So we shook hands.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
We hugged each other and walked out the door.

Speaker 17 (31:34):
Two weeks later, I'm reading in Rolling Stone magazine that
he spent the last twelve years in misery. Poor little
lady van Halen forced to live a lie Lamborghini after
Lamborghini forced into his life.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (31:50):
I love David Lee Roth's personality. I know he's difficult
and that they had issues, but.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That was sad when he left. Yeah, I know, but
he always said away with words something that's not funny.
The way he says it just makes it funny, whether
he was trying to do or Oh, New York Kenny
has a request. Here we go. What do you want, Kenny?

Speaker 16 (32:12):
Hey, bo, I got a request for toy box Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Okay, what's that?

Speaker 16 (32:17):
I know she's saying in the in the relief for
the fires, can you play Stevie Nicks?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What the hell is she saying? Why you always like
to pick on Stevie Nicks?

Speaker 14 (32:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, you be nice?

Speaker 16 (32:29):
Yeah, I mean I love Stevie Nicks. You know, back
in the day she was my dream date.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, but you still like to make fun of her,
don't you.

Speaker 16 (32:38):
Well, I've never seen her. The one time I was
going to see her she canceled in Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay, she got sick. Well, the least I can do
is play the bit you requested.

Speaker 16 (32:48):
Okay, you know what is she saying?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, what a nice guy? I am all right here
Stevie Nicks. The distinctive voice so Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Is unforgettable, her lyrics unintelligible.

Speaker 18 (33:08):
You Jeevee's back with all your favorite hits on one
big album. It's Geevie Nicks. What the hell is she saying? Yes,

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all her classics are here.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
You'll get me.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
And the incomparable real.

Speaker 18 (33:56):
Digitally remumbled horse stereo inaudibility. This is cheedy Nicks, not
her most nebulous study Nicks.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What the hell did she saying?

Speaker 16 (34:08):
Avatable?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Bout I didn't call hen run records.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
And.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Well, there ain't going any chance of us having Stevie
Nicks on this ye On Dallas host Classic Alkalane Shar
ninety two five March DA Yesterday was Angus Young's seventieth birthday.
We just got busy doing whatever we were doing, and
I neglected to mention it. So I wanted to take
a break from playing fool songs because I was a

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fool yesterday for not mentioning this, but whatever, Okay, I
got to call you got to hear this guy.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
I ain't hurt Bow or Anna. Are you talking about?
What's the best prank y'all have pulled on somebody?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Oh, you mean like a wake up slap?

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Well, not necessarily a wake up slap, but just you know, like, well, uh,
we cell a faint wrapped a guy in his car
on his lunch break when he took a nap.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
That's good, that's good. And the guy couldn't get out
because his door wouldn't open. Was he sleeping in his
car or something.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, we worked a late night shift and on our
lunch break around midnight, one am, and he just went
out to his car, took a nap, and we just
wrapped it up.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I hope you're proud of yourself, young man.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, I'm very proud of it, because the next day
I put huge three foot ZiT ties on his drive
shaft and make him think his transmission.

Speaker 19 (35:29):
Was drown.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I Mean there's always
the good old fashioned snipe hunt, but you can only
do that to somebody one time and then they figure
it out.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Luckily, I heard about it long before I fell for it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay, good, good, good, you were already immune because you
had the right information. Exactly.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
See, Yeah, I fell for the snipe hunting south to
is in the Orange groves, the citrus groves of the
Rio Grand Valley, went with my little bag looking for
a snipe, and then.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I caught on, hold the bag open. We're gonna chase
the snipe towards you, and you just hold your bag
open and you'll fill it up within five minutes.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Yeah, but you're right, you only fall for it, right,
But then you turn around and you pulled that prank
on someone else.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, now I remember to pass it along. Yeah, exactly.
I don't know. We took a kid on a snipe
hunt one time and he got scared. He came back
to the camp to me before we go.

Speaker 9 (36:42):
You laughed at his tears, yes, sir, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, remember tomorrow's Ask this Stuff Day, Call you Ask
your Stuff outline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred and our old buddy, comedian Frank Caliendo is
going to join us too. Now it being a toy
box Tuesday, I get a request for this guy every
now and then. His name is Mike Rayburn, and he
does a lot of corporate gigs, and he's a very

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talented musician, and he's pretty funny too. I want to
hear the thing you do about dueling banjos and explain
what it is.

Speaker 20 (37:14):
I got the request, and I wanted to do it
a little differently. So I imagine, first of all, that
I could do both the parts. Do the guitar like
the you know, guitar player from Georgia, and I'd use
the pick or octive displacement or something to make it
sound like a banjo.

Speaker 19 (37:26):
And then I thought, no, we need a new angle
on this. So CNN gave me the answer.

Speaker 20 (37:31):
I was looking, and I thought, okay, what if we
do the guitar player like the guy from Georgia, but
the banjo player is from Baghdad.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh okay, all right, all right, I'm okay. That makes

(39:07):
me want to go. Yeah, that's funny. You got a
real birdie mouth. That's how we went over there. You
talk about something called a jury. Explain what a jury
is first.

Speaker 20 (39:27):
When you study This is a shout out to all
my friends at North Texas. When you study classical guitar
or any music in college, your final exam is something
called Juri's where you sign up for a time during
exam week and you walk in and you sit down
in a small, usually windowless office with five music professors,
and you perform one of the pieces of music that
you've learned for that semester for them in this tight proximity,
and they critique while you play.

Speaker 19 (39:48):
I mean, it's like Simon Cow with a pencil.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Okay.

Speaker 20 (39:51):
Then when you're done with that piece, they look down
the list of the other pieces you've learned and they
choose when at random and say, we'll play that one.
And it was thoroughly intimidating for me for about two years.
And then I thought, hold it these professors that were
so scared of I mean, they're human beings in the
string department, five old guys, And I'm thinking, okay, what

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if they're not really listening?

Speaker 19 (40:14):
So you want to do something they are exactly, So
I compose the following piece.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, I'm gonna say, why don't see anything? Alright? Not

(41:57):
did any of the professors ever look up? What the
hell gone all over there?

Speaker 19 (42:01):
C Minus Dallas.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. You know today,
don't believe anything you hear and only half of what
you see.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
That's right, Heads up, it's April fools.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yes right, that's right. So let's give away a chance
for you to pick your ticket. You can choose between
one to one John and Yoko. That's a movie that'll
be an Imax April eleventh through the seventeenth. Or you
could pick a family four pack of tickets to see
the Arlington Renegades at Chalktall Stadium this Sunday, facing the

(42:35):
Houston Roughnecks. An interstate rivalry not near as good as
the Astros and Rangers, but it's.

Speaker 9 (42:41):
Getting still pretty good. And can you imagine if the
Rock showed up. You know, he was supposed to show
up to the Houston game this past Saturday and his
plane was turned back because of mechanical issues. So maybe
he'll make it to the Arlington Renegades game.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
He could, won't you see? If he's doing any press,
I will, yes, I'll get right on that. Come on in.
So here's what we're gonna do. April Fools. Y'all are
gonna hate me. I have an April Fool's montage and
you have to count how many times you hear the
word fool or any form of the word fool, like foolhearted, foolish.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Okay, as foolish as long as it has.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Fool in the name. Now it's about two minutes and
forty four seconds long.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
Are you gonna play it just once or twice?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I should play well if you want me to play it. Okay,
it's like three minutes long. But I have to check
my homework. Okay, So how many times do you hear
the word fool or some form of it? And, like
I always do, I'll give you one either way. If
you're one too high or one too low, you'll win.
Okaytheart what a guy? Okay, listen and start counting job

(43:54):
is called fool. I always want to put it down
and dropccupation on the form you know occupation fool.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Didn't see it is just a fool.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You made a fool of everyone?

Speaker 18 (44:13):
See now?

Speaker 21 (44:14):
Who do who?

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Do you think your footage?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
You made a first.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
Class d.

Speaker 19 (44:22):
But I'm a climbed as a fool.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Gag.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
We don't get hold again.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
You want a tip that would bend way over and pick.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
Up a pocketbook on April fools, then I wouldn't You couldn't.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I understand your son's a fool.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
Do you take me for such?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You fool.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
People?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Tell me that jo.

Speaker 21 (45:06):
I know she is rushing, so here's no need to.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Act the lot of food. I know you know that
you're the prof.

Speaker 19 (45:25):
First minute that I saw you, I knew that I
wanted to fool around with you.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around?

Speaker 15 (45:31):
This is somebody's idea of a joke, and I'm not laughing.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
He gets fooling around. It's a joke, some kind of sick,
twisted joke.

Speaker 16 (45:39):
I have a joke for you, not jog.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh, it's not nice to fool mother.

Speaker 18 (46:00):
H check, he.

Speaker 16 (46:00):
Drank, he cursed, he told Jay school.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I think we pooled them.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I get it. I get jokes.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
You pooling around, you know, pulling around?

Speaker 6 (46:11):
No more pulling around.

Speaker 21 (46:31):
Tell him all about your grilled, sick jokes.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
All right, count count, am I close? That would be
a winner if you're only one too high? Oh no,
that would be coach love. Wait wait, wait, let me
see that again. Let me say you yeah, I'll tell you. Yeah,

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that's good. Okay, he's one too high, you're one too low. Okay,
let me let me play it again. Count I give
you another second chance. Count these one more time. Here
we go again at this job is called fool. I
always want to put it down under occupation on the form.
You know, occupation fooldn't see it is just a fool.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
You made a fool.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
You see now.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
You think you made a first class.

Speaker 16 (47:40):
But I'm a clime as a fool.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
Game we don't get old again.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
You want to tight that would bend way over and
I wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
You couldn't.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I understand your son's a fool?

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Will you take me for such a fool?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
People tell me about Jesu.

Speaker 14 (48:25):
I know she is.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
So here that no need to act lot of fool.
I know you know that you're own the.

Speaker 12 (48:42):
Prof First minute that I saw you, I knew that
I wanted to fool around with you.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Do you think it's.

Speaker 9 (48:47):
Possible for two friends to fool around?

Speaker 15 (48:49):
This is somebody's idea of a joke, and I'm not laughing.

Speaker 21 (48:53):
You gets pulling around a joke, some kind of sick
twisted joke.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I have a joke to you.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Oh it's not nice to fool mother nature. I'm drank.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
He cursed, Hey school, I think we pool?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Oh, I get it.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
I get joke.

Speaker 21 (49:28):
You whit pooling around, you know, fulling around, No more
pulling around.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh, it's not nice to fool mother nature. I'm drank.

Speaker 16 (49:48):
He cursed.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Hey school, I think we pool?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Oh, I get it, I get jokes.

Speaker 21 (49:56):
You quit pooling around, you know, fulling around, no more
pulling around. Tell him all about your cruel sick jokes.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Well, this contest is going on way too long.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Well, you gave them the opportunity because they had to count.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, so I'll let you hear in the second.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Ton So I was one under, AO was one over?
So right, smack in the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Well they don't know what you picked. And yeah, but
count him up, count him up. I'll give you one
either way, one of them show all right, how many
fools did you get?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Is it forty forty?

Speaker 15 (50:50):
Is that?

Speaker 14 (50:54):
Who?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Who is this?

Speaker 16 (50:56):
This is Larry?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
What's up? Larry? Where are you calling from?

Speaker 7 (51:01):
I'm in Sagan, saganaw.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Have to think for a minute. Let's see what that signed? Okay, Larry?
Hold on? By the way, which tickets do you want?
You want tickets to see the John Lennon movie or
the Arlington Renne Gage?

Speaker 16 (51:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Arning God? That means John Lennon one to one John
and Yoko will be giving away to day forty. Hang on, Larry,
we got to hook you up, so don't go away. Okay,
all right, thanks, there you go. Good job. He hit
it right on ahead.

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it hair lips. Everybody in the programming Department. I'm playing
Chain of Fools by Aretha Franklin here in just a
little while. Break in format.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Yeah, well kind of.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
What we're doing here. It is April Fools, April Fools.
But this this is real though. This is something that
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Speaker 1 (53:25):
Ninety two five Fool in the Rain. We only got
two or three of you this time, yeah, but in
the past we've gotten as many as a dozen people
calling in for that fake led Zeppelin reunion. Well, you
know you're getting smarter.

Speaker 13 (53:41):
Poor lady. She was a really good sport, by the way. Yeah,
I talked to the lady on the phone in the
other room in there, and I said, what were you
calling to win? She gets the led Zeppelin and I said, now,
don't get mad, and she goes, what but April Fools
And she goes, oh, you tell bow he's a damn stinker.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
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Speaker 1 (54:24):
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Speaker 8 (54:25):
Uh, that takes awful What the heck is.

Speaker 12 (54:27):
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Speaker 9 (54:32):
Well Earth would you do that?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 12 (54:35):
What part of April Fools Blend did you not get?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Oh that's right, April fool. I hate this day.

Speaker 12 (54:42):
New April Fools Blend coffee horrible to the last drop.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
But then that's the point, isn't it.

Speaker 9 (54:53):
April Fools jokes are always funny when it's.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
On someone else. Oh yeah, especially when someone else falls
for it. By the way, Mark Cuban just called and
he's given out one hundred dollars bills at Greenville and Lovers. Yeah,
you can get your walk. Oh man, boy, here's a
disturbing story. The Hunt County Sheriff's Office, along with the
SPCA of Texas, sees sixty five live and ten dead

(55:20):
roosters from a cock fight ring that was in progress
in Celeste, Texas on Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
I saw that story.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I've never heard of Celeste, Texas. Where is it?

Speaker 9 (55:31):
It's where all the cock fights are?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Oh okay. The Shriff's office received a call just after
one thirty in the afternoon about possible cock fighting at
this house. When they arrived, they found one hundred people there.
Deputies say many of them ran for the woods as
soon as the cop showed up. Well, yeah, they didn't
want to give busted. Deputies were able to get a

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search warrant for the property. During the search, they found
fighting rings and cock fighting paraphernalia like spikes that the
roosters wear on their feet to kill their opponent. Yeah,
raising all that. An indoor arena containing a makeshift fighting
ring holding pens were splashed with blood and littered with feathers,
a concession stand and a merchandise table. We're inside the

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building because who doesn't want a T shirt that says
I want a cock fight.

Speaker 13 (56:22):
Yeah, they're really big in Mexico, so I think they've
sort of bled over the border.

Speaker 9 (56:26):
Oh, it's been here for aeur.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well then, for the record, cock fighting has been around
since the Civil War and it's still going on today,
right or wrong. There were even rumors there was a
cock fighting ring going on in Corsicana, my whole town.
Oh but we can't confirm that. But maybe some of
my friends would lie, but they probably would well.

Speaker 9 (56:45):
The US Customs and Border Protection said officers recovered two
point six y nine kilograms of cocaine from inside a
soupcase at DOS Fort Worth International Airport recently. Person isn't
custody after officers found packages of a cocaine that was
hidden inside an outbound checked luggage bag. Apparently someone didn't

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realize that they have dogs that can smell the blow
you're trying to smuggle, no matter how much it is.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Oh yeah, they didn't pick up just yeah, big time.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
According to a customs agent, the check luggage had several
sealed packages of a white powdery substance concealed inside the
lining of the luggage, and it wasn't baby powder. Officers
arrested one person who they said was a US citizen
and that person was handed over to the DFW Department
of Public Safety. They must be like real idiots. I

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thought I was so smart I'm to have almost three
kilograms of cocaine.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
No, that's why they have those dogs at the airport.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
Busted by a dog.

Speaker 13 (57:48):
Listen to this crab if cops found some other crazy crab.
Garland police are investigating after several live homemade explosive devices.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah yeah, the park found in a wooded area near
when Parking Garden.

Speaker 13 (58:00):
And on Sunday, somebody walking in the area near West
Centerville in South First around eleven thirty am reported finding
an open suitcase scattered items nearby.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
The items looked like pipe bombs.

Speaker 13 (58:12):
The Garland Police departments, Bomb Unit and bomb texts were
from the FBI were all called out to the scene.
They determined several of the items were indeed live homemade bombs.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Man.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
The technicians worked throughout the day and night to disarm
the devices safely. Investigators are also canvassing the area with
an explosives sniffing dog. Here we go with the wonderful
sniffers on the dogs again keeping us safe from things
to make sure that there are no other devices or
safety concerns in the meantime, just kind of watch your
step in Garlands.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
What's scary is they didn't know how long those pipe
bombs had been in that wooded area and.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
What were they there just in case somebody tried to
pick them up and go the No, I don't know,
my god, then there's some sick people up there.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
Lucky that they found them.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Watch out, Okay, Well, Saturday Night Lives Thompson, He's probably
my favorite character. He said. He wasn't sure if musical
guest Morgan Walland understood the assignment when he abruptly walked
right off stage before the end of his past weekend show.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
He walked right towards the cameras.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yes, right towards the camera, because you're supposed to stay
out there and everybody congratulates and hugs it out. But
this guy, he just walked off.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
He was out of there.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
The country star appeared on Saturday Night Live to promote
his upcoming album, performing two songs. After a guest host
Mikey Madison thanked him for appearing on the show, Walan
just walked directly off stage in front of the camera
as the credits were rolling yep. He later took to Instagram,
hosting a picture of a private jet and writing get

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me to God's Country. Well, aren't we in God's country?
Thompson said during his interview on Good Morning New York yesterday.
Well memes started circulating over the incident, including a still
that apparently shows Keenan, Thompson and fellow cast member Ego
Modem reacting to Wallan's Irish goodbye is what that's called?

(01:00:10):
After you do a drink? You just walk away. I
don't know if he understood the assignment, Thompsons said, Eggo's
the one giving him the side eye because she's given that.
What the hell you think you're doing? Why? More down?

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
Even Keenan said, I think he had to go to
the restroom real bad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Well he wasn't doing that, a little jumping up and
down T T.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
So.

Speaker 13 (01:00:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
And this is the important kind of science we need
to have more of. Self chilling beer cans have finally arrived.
The startup company called Delta h Innovations has been working
on something called a cool can. It looks like an
ordinary can until you check the bottom. There's a power
button that activates the beer cooling technology. It also works
on soda or any liquid for that matter. There's an

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inner wall insulated mugs. Pushing the power button blends the
water with a mix of salts and causes a reaction
so the outside of the can can get freezing cold
in just a few seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I want one?

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Won't they give us one to try out?

Speaker 15 (01:01:09):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah. By the way, if you want to go see
the new John Lennard movie in Imax, hang on. That
comes well, to be quite honest, I'm just about out
of songs with fool in the title.

Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
It's a good thing we're coming up on the nine
o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Right, I still got a couple sat him. I'm pretty
high this morning. But that was fun. Man. Uh, well,
let's see what haven't I played yet? Oh? I haven't
played Fool on the Hill or Fool for your Stockings,
I believe. Okay, I'll get to them next hour, don't. Okay?
Who want our tickets? Go see John Lennon and Yogo

(01:01:49):
first time winner Eric Daniel. Welcome to the club, girl, Man,
I like these first time winners.

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Yeah, that's gonna be a cool documentary to see an
Imax too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, and then it'll open regular theaters after the seventeen
Yeah right, all right, yeah, right around there, making sure
I got my information correct. By the way, tomorrow is
ask Us Stuff Day. Call the Askus Stuff hotline if
you've got a question two on four eight six six
eighty six hundred and our old friend Frank Caliendo is

(01:02:20):
going to join us. You've seen him on Mad TV.

Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
Yeah, he's gonna be right smack when we do ask
Us Stuff, so we'll have to ask him lots of questions.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Well, yeah, I just want to know what he's been doing.
I hadn't seen the boy in forever, the modern day
rich little impersonator that's.

Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
What come in last year and joined us. Remember he
was at the Addison m Province.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Yeah, yeah, well it hadn't been as long as I thought.
It just seems I'm looking forward to seeing Frank too.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Plus we'll play choose your News, so you'd pick your
ticket and uh, there.

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
Is a theme there is that according to my calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, because last week we didn't have a theme. I
busted right off the bat. But last week we didn't
have a theme, so this week we do. This could
be your day, Yeah, right, that's what I said last
one Fools are are are are? Oh? Oh excuse me
while I what my beast wood left here here.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
We aren't done with the Long Star ticket window. Jeff
K is going to open it up again this afternoon.
He'll do that around four forty, right after he wraps
up an hour of NonStop classic rock for your workday. Now,
he has tickets to see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Experience
when it comes to the Majestic Theater May twenty first.
That is not an April Fools journey really has in
the tickets, So if you want to win, make sure

(01:03:38):
you tune into Jeff K this afternoon on lone Star
ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Well, hell, I ran out of fool songs, so I'll
play April Wine.

Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Yeah, April first. Yeah, that'll work.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I have just depleted every fool song that we have
on the playlist here. So if somebody plays m again
and you'd say, thank Bard it played that this morning day.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
Well, you know, to make up for it, you're acting
the fool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I always act the fool. Everybody paid the fool. Yes
sometime anyway, let's move on. Tomorrow is ask this stuff day?
So if you got a question, call the Ask the
Stuff outline to one four eight six six eighty six
hundred and we'll play Choose your News so you can
pick your ticket. Now let's talk time wasters. What you

(01:04:26):
got gear?

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Well, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. So forty years ago today, what many
hoped was in April fool's joke turned out to be
the real deal, and it was announced that David Lee
Roth was leaving Van Halen. Now here's what David Lee
Roth had to say about what happened.

Speaker 17 (01:04:45):
We had reached a difference in career direction. We'd reached
a difference in where we wanted to go with our band.
I wanted to tour extensively and I wanted to hurry
into the studio. I wanted to get things done, you know,
and go and at that point in time that wasn't
happening with the band.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
So we shook hands, we hugged each other and walked
out the door.

Speaker 17 (01:05:04):
Two weeks later, I'm reading in Rolling Stone magazine that
he's spent the last twelve years in misery. Poor little
lady Van Halen forced to live a lie Lamborghini after
Lamborghini forced into his life.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Oh my god, good paint such a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Oh I know.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
So we have the whole roller coaster ride between Van
Halen and David Lee Roth and Van Halen and Sammy
Hagar up on our page if you want to check
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
The Who performed nineteen seventy one.

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
The song is over for the first time ever Sunday
at London's Royal Albert Hall, but as a lyric in
the last verse says it didn't come pure and easy.
Just under two minutes in, Roger Daltrey stopped singing, complaining
that he couldn't hear what key it was in and
that all the drums were overpowering. He apparently had decided
not to wear his in ear monitors for the shows

(01:05:54):
so that he could feel closer to the audience. Well,
that was causing some issues. Now it would have been ironic.
Daughtry couldn't pull it off because he'd been pushing Pete
Townsend for years to try different songs in concerts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
This is a fact, it has to be said.

Speaker 22 (01:06:09):
He this doesn't dedicate as much time to thinking about
the shows as either, and it's as simple as that.
And I like to listen to what the fans say.
You just get an idea of what we've never done
that one life, and just give it a try and
see how it goes down. And it's just a matter
of stressing yourself out a bit, even if it's only
for two songs a night. It's that little thing that

(01:06:30):
just keeps it fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Yeah, why don't you play Bargain sometimes? That's one of
my favorite of whose songs.

Speaker 9 (01:06:36):
Well, if you want to hear Roger Daltrey struggling with
the song is over, we have the video up from
Sunday's performance.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
If you're a singer, you have to hear yourself. Yeah,
one way or the other.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
And I guess he had some on stage monitors, but
that made the drums overpowering. Put in the monitors, Roger.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Next time, didn't you tell the sound guy to just
put your voice in your monitor?

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Isn't that what they have rehearsals for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Ah, yeah, you would think.

Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
Okay, So Ted Nugent's nearly sixty year career has had
the MotorCity Madmen cross paths with anyone who's anyone in
rock history, And now you can get a glimpse at
some previously unseen high points. His new Nuge Vault, for
which you will need a paid subscription, has a wealth
of audio and video, as Ted says, because who doesn't

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want to hear the recording of Ted Nugent and Eddie
van Halen or with Billy Gibbons. Of course, once again,
for access, you're gonna need that bank card if you're
willing to pay the do and you want more info,
just go to our page. And yesterday, I remember we
told you about the new Yes album. The Yes working
on this new album. Of course it's not any of

(01:07:43):
the original members like John Anderson. Well now comes worried
that the original Yes, who famously covered Simon and Garfunkles America,
also covered the Beatles, eleanor Rigby. Oh really, yes, And
we have a rare demo recording of that up on
our page. Finally, how many balls can you hold in

(01:08:03):
your mouth? It's a good question for a dog, not
necessarily a human, And we have the very good Boy
who has gone viral for wanting all the balls in
his mouth. We have that video up on the bow
and then show page at lone star ninety two five
dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I'm taking my time, but our time is now up.
That's enough of this mess for one day.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
And for those who thought they were gonna win led
Zeppelin tickets earlier this morning, we apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Well some of you, actually, you guys are getting too smart,
because some of you actually said, we know ball you
did that joke three years ago, and I did.

Speaker 9 (01:08:44):
We started the show though, by announcing that we were
now Power ninety two playing. I played Rihanna starting music,
and you scared some people because they were just waking up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
A couple of people call please tell me.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Nope, nope, April now.

Speaker 13 (01:09:07):
One guy called up and complained. He goes, hey, I
got sensitive blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You guys can't do that to me. Well, we aren't
gonna try and kill you with an aneurysm or anything.

Speaker 9 (01:09:18):
If you like to have fun on April Fools.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Well yeah, well we try to have fun every day here. Yes,
our hours may suck, what the show is fun to do? Yes,
you do all right. Tomorrow is Aska Stuff Day. Make
sure you call the Astra Stuff Hotline two on four
eight six six eighty six hundred day.

Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
And we have a very special guest joining us in
the seven am hour during asca stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Frank can no man that superstar. To me, he is
just a full on best in the business. He's been
coming on this show for a long time, and I
remember watching him on Fox NFL Sunday when he would
do Charles Barkley and Harry Spears would do Shack and

(01:10:01):
Aris had this way of making one of his eyes crossed,
and of course Frank will go, oh man, that was terrible.
That was a terrible thing.

Speaker 13 (01:10:13):
He's known really well for his John Madden impression, but
his Pat Summer is also a Robin.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Williams star line.

Speaker 9 (01:10:21):
So maybe he can bring Robin Williams back from.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
That's a cool. Yeah, But I got to give him
to do John Gruden because he.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
Makes that face, you know, his twitching his face up here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
He's so good. Okay, So our after show decompression session
is next Facebook Ye Facebook Live. Go on there to
our Facebook page and you'll see what we're wearing, which
is really nothing special. But you do know this, don't you.

Speaker 10 (01:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Jerry lindergard Gary shirt. Well he's never done this before,
but he says I can knock one hundred dollars off
that truth book.

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
We'll talk April Fools pranks on the after show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
All right, so thanks for tuning in today. Please tune
in tomorrow because it's gonna be fun and informative. Because
it's at the stuff today, I keep it between the ditches.