Full Show Replay- The Man Evicted for Keeping a Pet Buffalo. Carlos Santana Calls the Show! (Ep 1345)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Under a minute to play. Now chat talk is down
to ten.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
Dream. It's alive for the Houston Cougars, No, did I
feel right? They have a guy on their roster name Canipple.
Is that is he on Houston or Duke? I don't
know what the name like. Canipple. Shouldn't that in the

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case silent, just like a knife, you know, apparently not
may nipple once you go wrong. I'm glad there wasn't
a drink game going on. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
In the NBA, a lot of the announcers refused to
say the last name Dick because it's like Dick's pushing forward.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
There's a player named Dick. You've heard about him, right.
There is pressure on the nick.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I guess so that they don't have to deal with nipple.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
They call him cunn.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, I guess so it sounds like there was very sensitive.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, hey, but how about that Houston game. Yes, my gosh,
Saturday night, so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I thought they were going to blow it. I thought
Duke was going to run away with it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
They were down by fourteen points and it looked like
Duke was going to another national championship, and then Houston
held on.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm gonna have to call some of my radio buddies
in Houston. Yeah, you seculations as we celebrate today? Yes,
International Beaver Day. Yeah, it really is. It really is.
You can, I mean, look it up if you don't
believe me.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
We're talking about the animals.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, first celebrated in two thousand and nine after being
created by a nonprofit group called Beavers and Wetlands. What
I can't make it up. It's Metric System Day. You
couldn't convince us years ago to switch to it. What
makes you think we're gonna switch now?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I was petrified when I was young that we were
gonna switch to it because I could never get it.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'd have to relearn everything.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, you know what they call a quarter pounder. We're
cheese and parents royal.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
We all watched the pulp fiction.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It is public television day. There would be no Big Bird,
Oscar of the Grounch or Monty Python if it weren't
for public television. Thank you Channel thirteen. I love.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Speaking of Monty Python.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
You know the first American television station to air Monty Python.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Right, it is Woman's Equal Payday. Well long as it's
just for one day her it's a joke. It's a joke.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Because that's how long it takes from January first to
now for women to make what a man makes in
the same.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Really, yes, Jess, it's not fair at all. I just
wanted to see y'all go. What it is National No
housework Day? You have your man? Laughed at that joke,
and it was a joke. You make him clean the
house today, Bud. Wait, there's more, Yes, National making the
first move Day. Oh yeah, Look, we're scared to death

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to do that. These days, you women will kick us
in the cords. And instead of just.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Saying no nothing, well, all you have to do is
say it's National beaver Day.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
But that's a good opening. That's why I said hello
to you. Young Lady's National Beer Day. There's about four
or five other days during the year to celebrate.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
The Perl International Beer Domestic Beer Day.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's right. It's no accident that it's laid out like that.
And over the weekend we missed Gopher Broke Day. That's right.
Keep them terrors coming and we soon will be. Yeah. Uh,
International Pillow Fight Day, but you kids better not break anything.
Let's see what else we got feather Drowsy Driver's Awareness Day.

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Oh yeah, I just try to help me. There you go.
It is National Jump Over Things Day, Bob, Nope, y'all
go ahead, hard pass for me.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I've got physical therapy right after the show, not jumping either.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Both of you. Sit your knees down and get well.
It's also let's see National Deep Dish Pizza Day.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yum Chicago style.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, I'm I'm more of a thin crust guy.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Have you ever heard John Stewart's rant about deep Dish
versus sneel?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah yeah, crawls over his desk and the people in
Chicago sent him deep Dish pizza.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
And it's also Fresh Tomato Day. Come on, he oh,
get you a big old HANDFULO If it's tomato sauceall leader.
Otherwise you don't lack to mato. No, no, Okay, so
sports of all sorts. Yes, we'll talk about the Cougar
High going to play for the National Championship tonight. There's
a whole bunch more sports to talk about. And it's

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Monday mornings that we got the Monday Morning wake up
Slap cool. My wife Devra had a birthday over the weekends.
I'm gonna have to play that particular one.

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Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well. Vica Zubach was eleven for eleven from the floor
for twenty five points. Kawhi Leonard remember him. Him and
James Harden scored twenty nine each, and the Los Angeles
Clippers blew out the Mavericks one thirty five to one
oh four on Saturday night. Subac had ten rebounds and
is the first player in NBA history to have twenty

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five points and ten rebounds without any turnovers.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Or missshot. Wow, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah. His perfect shooting night is a franchise record for
the most makes without a miss in a single game.
The Clippers have won four in a row and six
out of their last seven. But I had to bring
this up. But the way Dallas is playing, they may
not get a chance to defend last season's Western Conference crowd.
They've lost three of their last four and were blown
out twice in two days by the Clippers, who kicked

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their ass on Friday night as well. Now, the Mavericks
return home to take on the Los Angeles Lakers night
and Luca, Luca, you know who is coming back here
in a different jersey. Nico, you coming the game. Nobody
would love to see you. Nico, come on go, let's

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here for Houston.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
And then there were two.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The men's March Madness Tournament is down to two teams,
number one Florida and number one Houston. Florida punched its
ticket to the national championship first on Saturday. The Gators
trailed at halftime, but rallied in the second to outlast
fellow top seed Auburn seventy nine to seventy three.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Houston then followed suit and what a game. Just call
them the come back Cougars.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh yeah, I thought they were going to get blown out.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Cougars won after a last minute comeback against the Duke
Blue Devils, defeating the favorite number one seed seventy to
sixty seven. I mean, those last thirty five seconds of
that game were incredible. Houston has been to the championship
three times in the past, but has never won it.
The Florida Gators have won two national titles in two
thousand and six and two thousand and seven. The twenty

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twenty five matchup is their first appearance since winning it
in two thousand and seven. So which team will be
able to cut down the net at the end of
the game. Well, we will find out tonight when March
Madness comes to an end and an NCAA national champions
crowned in San Antonio tip off from the Alamodome. We'll
be at seven to fifty on CBS eleven.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Now.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
On the women's side, the Yukon Huskies beat the defending
champion South Carolina game Cocks eighty two to fifty nine
yesterday to win their twelfth national title.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Way to go, oh, Dallas Stars, I love you anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
But those boys had a rough weekend, Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Sidney Crosby had three goals and an assist in the
Pittsburgh Penguins rally to beat our Dallas Stars damn It,
five to three on Saturday night. I've been Gali Dadera
scored three goals for his second hat trick. Casey the
Smith finished with thirty five saves as Pittsburgh snapped dallas
seven game win streak. It was fun while it lasted.
Pittsburgh began the day nine points out of a playoff spot,

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got its third win in eight games. Dallas loss for
the first time since March fourteenth at Winnipeg, then lost
at home in regulation for just the eighth.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Time this season. It's still It's not too bad.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Then yesterday in Minnesota, the Stars lost again in overtime
to the Wild, three to two.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
So close, yet so far away.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
The Stars have got a day off and they head
back home to double a C to host the Vancouver
Canooks tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
The puck will drop tomorrow evening at o'clock. And speaking
of hockey, alex evikn did it a jail history open?

Speaker 7 (09:30):
Here is a benchkin sus Piston the Great eight here's
the greatest col score in National Hockey League history. The
college Scholvinchkin has done it. He surpassions the great one

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Wayne Pritzka with career call number eight hundred ninety five.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Crazy Gretzky held that record since nineteen ninety nine, so
record many didn't believe would follow in the modern day
game of hockey, but Ovechkin broke the record despite sustaining
a broken leg late last season. Entering this contest, Novechkin,
age thirty nine, needed forty two goals to break the

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NHL record. The moment is a long time coming for
the lifelong Washington Capitol who cements his place in the
NHL's best most potentient goal scorer in leege history. And
given that he has one year left on his contract
with the Capitals, it seems as if there will be
more goals to come before his career comes to a
close and more money for him if the Capitals want

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to keep him, and I bet you they will.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Your Texas Rangers got a nice win against Tampa Bay
on Friday night at globlif Feel, puddeling the Rays five
to two on Piagle Bobblehead Night. Wondering what a peagle is. Well,
it's a mythical creature combining the Fort Worth Panthers and
the Dallas Eagles. So it honors DFW baseball history, Fort

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Worth Panthers and the Dallas Eagles.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Remember that, yeahs.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Then Saturday Night on Retro eight Hoodie Night, Wyatt Langford
hit a go ahead, two run homer in the seventh
inning and the Texas Rangers beat the Tampa Bay Rays
again six to four for their fourth straight win in
a row. And yesterday afternoon, the Rangers got another win
off the Rays by a score of forty three. This
means that the Rangers have not lost a game since

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dropping the opener to the Red Sox. Keep pumping it out,
boys Now. Rangers will open a three game road trip
in Chicago against the Cubs tonight, first pitch, six forty.
You can watch that game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Well, swingers are starting to come out of the woodwork
left and right. Not that kind of swinger, We're talking
about golf club swingers. Because it's Masters Week, and while
the tournament doesn't actually start until Thursday, a supercomputer has
simulated the twenty twenty five Masters one thousand time, and
it seems that Scotty Scheffler has the best chance to
win according to skynett now thirty four percent probability. Rory

(12:08):
McElroy pretty close. He's got a twenty three percent probability
to win the Masters. The betting on suggests Bryson des
Chambeau is the sixth favorite.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
The supercomputer says he's third.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Most likely to win according to the synthetic simulation.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You like that it feels real, but it is Is.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
That anything like synthetic stimulation or no? Exceptionally Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It depends on what stimulates. That's right. By the way.
There's a birthday a local sports celebrity, birthday number thirty
three of the Dallas Cowboys, Tony Dorset, Oh seventy years old.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Wow, Happy birthday, Tony.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
And a resident of Upper Darby Township, Pennsylvania is blaming
some of the city's issues on Mayor ed Brown, but
not for the reason most people would think. During the
last Wednesday's council meeting, Richard bly took to the microphone
and put some of the blames surrounding the city's issues
on Brown's preferred football team. Upper Darby is just outside

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of Philadelphia, and brown Blick said, is a Dallas Cowboy fail? Wow?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Poor guy?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh, I know, give him a see. This is what happens, guys,
residents of Upper Darby Township when you elect a Cowboys
fan to your government. Twenty nine years of losing with
this team, what do you expect with the leaderships? Ounce?
During Philadelphia's Super Bowl championship parade in February, Pennsylvania Governor

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Josh Shapiro said the Eagles were now America's team. I
remember jab at the Cowboys, longtime nickname. But then again,
every team who wins the Super Bowl eventually said, well
now we're miracles team mar We Yeah. Bet get ready
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We won't find out what's going on in Tensiltown like
we really care. But time now for the freaking fool file.
You may have already seen this story. A mom in
the UK was quite surprised when she discovered what her
one year old kid had done for a snack. Uh oh.

(14:22):
Natasha Emery found her one year old son eating from
her father's urn and recorded it on video.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Grandpa's ash Yes ten story, Yes, there's a story.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
This happens sometimes. In the original TikTok video, she's absolutely
shocked when she sees the urn emptied and surrounded by
ashes all over her son and everything else. The video
also shows ashes on her couch and her son's shirt
and mouth covered in her dad's remains. In fact, this

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boy will take a piece of his grandpa with him
wherever he goes. Oh. The mother said that her son
is absolutely fine and didn't consume much of granddad's ashes.
In another recent WTF moment, at a party last New
Year's Eve, an Alabama man went viral left foot and
showed him getting stuck in this big decorative urn. Oh

(15:24):
c big one, A big one. Damn Connor Paget somehow
ended up with half of his body inside of this
big vase, and video showed him freaking out because he
couldn't get out. I mean, he starts to laugh about
it at first, any kind of halfway, starts crying.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Forever like quicksand I guess, yes they are.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
They have to bust the thing open to get around. No,
they eventually got him out because it was a very
expensive vase. Okay, and it looks like Papa gonna have to
sit there for a while because we ain't paying sixty
thousand dollars or whatever he cost. Thought he was going
to spend his rest of the days in the urn,
but it all worked out, Thank goodness.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
All right, let's travel to Florida.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Incense that he was denied a free refill at a
lemonade stand run by children, a Florida man aggressively grabbed
a female victim went into a fighting stance.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
He bowed up and.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Warned that he would beat her up if he didn't
get a free refill. Investigator say forty five year old
Steven Kusumano was walking in a Clearwater, Florida neighborhood around
seven thirty pm last Tuesday when he saw this lemonade
stand being run by children and a victim who was
the mother of one of the kids. Kusumano purchased one
glass of lemonade, then got really upset when he was

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not allowed to refill his cup.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's when he started.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Cursing at the kids and got violent with the parent,
threatening to kick her ass in front of the children.
Kusumano left the area on foot when the parent took
out her phone and called the cops, but was quickly
apprehended by an officer.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
He was charged with phony battery.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
An enhanced count due to Kusumano's extensive rap sheet shocker right,
that includes multiple prior convictions for battery, as well as
convictions for trespassing, narcotics possession, disorderly intoxication, assault with a
deadly weapon, theft, and disorderly conduct.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
This guy's a real gem, don't.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
You that if they wouldn't give you a ref How
much is a glass of lemonade? What a dime or a.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Quarter a dollar at most?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Now, Oh that's right, inflation exactly, tariffs and all.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Well, we're grateful to the state of Florida for bringing
us plenty of freaking full file weirdness. But China, China
takes a close second, you guys.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, China is the Florida of the rest of the world.
In India too, because there's so many people there. Yeah,
this is weird.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Mister Chen, a thirty year old Chinese retired boxer from
fo Shan, has been affected three times this year due
to his very unconventional pet, a little black buffalo calf
that he's given The general sounding name of Bold Demon King.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh yeah, that makes you want to pet him right away.
He's my pet Demon King.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
He thought about getting a dog at first, and then
he decided that was a little boring. Chen says he
picked the buffalo to simplize his commitment to hard work
without becoming overburdened. However, he got many times buffalo calf
answers nature's call without mourning, without warning, and despite the
challenges of urban buffalo ownership poop or no, including big

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piles of turns in his house as well as ruined furniture,
En remains devoted to his pet, sharing their daily life
on social media. So while some thinks he's lost his
damn mind, Shen asserts that his genuine affection for Bold
Demon King continues to seek pet friendly housing to keep
them together. And that's a little tough for him because

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he moves into a house without telling the landlord that
he's got a baby buffalo that's going to live with him,
and eventually the landlord gets rather pissed and makes some skidem.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
How doesn't baby buffalo turn into adult buffalo at some points?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And so did their poops? Yeah, yeah, they just get
a little bit bigger as they get.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Bigger and bigger and bigger and stinkier.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm sure, oh absolutely, Okay, the links people will go
to to prove how racist they are. A surgeon in
Australia has been reprimanded and find ten thousand dollars after
sharing a photo of a comatosed patience penis. Oh no,
why it was tattooed with a huge swastika.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
All oh no, the us was yes house.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
The surgeon, whose name wasn't given, was treating the man
in a regional Queensland hospital after a homemade pipe bomb
exploded in his hands. The man was placed in intensive care,
where he was placing in a coma for a week,
during which time he was treated by a doctor who
was employed by the hospital. While undergoing treatment, the surgeon
noticed a s ostika tattoo on the man schlong and

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decided to take a picture of it and show it
to all his goal. Oh wow. The surgeon proceeded to
share the photo with other doctors on WhatsApp or a
similar platform, which had no clinical or medical purpose. So
now he's in a little bit of a trouble. How
racist do you have to be to go so far
as to tattoo a swastika on your johnson before trying

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to blow up something with a pipe ball. Right, that's racist.
The tattoo artist sitting there having to stretch that thing out,
hold it still.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I think the pain.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh well yeah, but you will go through that pain
if you're a big enough asshole racist.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah yeah, And he probably thought no one's gonna see
it except a woman who thinks like he does.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh well, good luck with that when they're Peter, Yeah, Peter,
what that might be? He said his name wasn't names
or maybe his name is calling Peter.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Too easy?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes, that would be way too what a world.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
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the four. And Uh, I've got a thing that I'm
gonna play. It's actually a TV theme. Now. I know

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it's not fun with music Day, okay, but I have
a reason for using this particular TV theme. All right, Okay,
good hint, tell you about it. But you know, I'm
just sitting here thinking, Yeah, if you had a schwastika
tattooed on your slong, yeah, like this guy did because
he's such a racist. When you unzip your woman might

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think twice about giving you any.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Head line's from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I knew you'd pick it up, or I hope you did.
How about it?

Speaker 9 (22:41):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
All right and the bell running old down.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
It was a very busy weekend for Elton John On Friday,
he and Brandy Carlisle release their new album Who Believes
In Angels, with the appearance in New York City at
a screening of their behind the scenes film on the
making of that album. Then on Saturday Night, of course,
they were the musical guests on Saturday Night Live. Both
Elton and Brandy doing a lot of press to promote
the album, and in an interview with the Times of London,

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Elton John shared once again how difficult it has been
for him since losing vision in both eyes due to
an eye infection. According to Elton John, it has gotten
so bad bo that he can't watch his sons play
soccer or rugby anymore, and he can't read books or
magazines or newspapers, and he can't watch TV.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh man, I know that that's pretty scary. There was
nothing wrong when I saw him on Saturday Night. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Well, his irones did kind of look funny with those
neon green glasses. Russell Brand, who has starred in such
movies as the Remake of Arthur or Get Him to
the Greek and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, has been charged with rape,
indecent assault and other sex crimes involving four different women.
Russell brand tweeted a video denying at all, and here's

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part of it.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
When I was young and single, before I had my
wife and family were just about a shot over there,
my beautiful children. I was a fool man. I was
a fool before I lived in the lightly Lord. I
was a drug addict, a sex addict, and an imbecile.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But what I never was was a rapist.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
I've never engaged in non consensual activity. I pray that
you can see that by looking in my eyes.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well, I can't really love. You've got to them crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Russell says he's looking forward to his date in court,
and like the song says, happy Days are here again.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
The four main cast members.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Of the hit seventies and eighties TV show Happy Days
reunited on stage over the weekend for what Henry Winkler
claimed was the first time in more than fifty years.
Henry Winkler, Ron Howard Anson, Williams, and Donnie mos all
met up at Still City Con in Pittsburgh on Saturday
to talk about their time on the legendary sitcom.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Speaking of old.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
TV shows, the star of the old sixties TV show
Dennis the Menace has died. Jane North through portrait. The
lovable title character lost his battle with colorectal cancer Saturday
at the age of seventy three. Series based on the
popular comic strip, ran from nineteen fifty nine to nineteen
sixty three. After the show ended, Jay Norris segued to

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voice acting before leaving Hollywood altogether to pursue a career
as a corrections officer in Florida. Wow Yeah, and Oprah's bestie.
CBS Morning's anchor Gail King is in some hot water.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
She said something during a live interview last week where
she shouldn't have. She retold a joke from comedian Matteo
Lane's stand up while interviewing him on the show about
his new.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Cookbook Your Pasta Sucks.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
During the interview, she said the F word gay slur.
Oh that yeah, and now people are up in arms
asking for an on air apology. As for Mateo Lane,
the comic, he thought the moment was hysterical and he
called her.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Ill Dad, you get your friend Oprah to do yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Apparently in an effort not to get sued.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
The Tina Turner Musical in London has a disclaimer on
their website for fans warning them.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Tina Turner will not be in the production now.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
She died almost two years ago, but some fans don't
know where they forget and have been disappointed that Tina
Turner isn't in the show. File that under the for dummies. Man,
that's your head lines from Hollywood.

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Speaker 1 (26:32):
Rossis Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Coming up
is the Monday morning wake up slap and I got
to play the one we did to my wife Deborah
several years ago.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I cannot believe she fell for it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh she did well. I didn't do the call, but
still but still did Mam and bo have a good
birthday this weekend? She did? Yes, did. Also, we're going
to talk to Carlos Santana in the eight o'clock hour,
and don't forget we got those NASCAR tickets coming up,
so don't go away or you're just gonna miss out.

(27:07):
Houston Cougar's in the National Championship. God, this is a
guy that we've worked with for a long time. He
moved away to Houston and he's working on the ruler
in Ryan Show.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh yeah, he's Eric our boy Eric Rown. We've gotta
tell him congratulations because he's in youthon. Hello, is this
Eric my brother from another mother?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (27:29):
Boom?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Ain't nothing to it, you know. We just called to
say congratulations to Cougar High. I guess you can't call
him that anymore, but that was their joke. How you doing,
great man?

Speaker 9 (27:41):
This town is crazy on fire right now with sports
with you know, Astros and Rockets and now the Cougar's
going to the championship. It's crazy pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, But did your sphincter pucker a little bit a
few times when you were watching that game against Duke
because it looked like the Cougars were gonna completely blow it? Oh? Yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
I didn't think they had a chance there even for
a second. I was like, I just turn it off
for like four minutes and see what happens. But nope,
I stuck with it. It probably didn't hurt that I
had two doubles and a glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, medication always.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Helps, you know what funny is I was at I
was in Santonio, but I just had six flags with
my daughter just taking care of the ride. So I
was twenty minutes from the game, but I didn't go.
So I was like that close, but I didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Hey, Eric, it's Anna Deharo.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
How are you love you? Look at it? I worked
with both of you, both of you guys.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
My question for you is, do you think that now
that Houston's in the championship game tonight, that Jimmy Fallon
is going to issue an apology to Shasta, the Houston
Cougar's mascot.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
Oh hell no, I'll never do that. He'll never give it.
I'll never apologize.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
What did Jimmy Fallon say, tell a mana.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Well, So Jimmy Fallon did this whole skit about March
Madness where he sings about all the mascots and he
mentions all the cat mascots, but forgot to mention the
Houston Cougars. Oh and now look at them. They're in
the championship game tonight.

Speaker 9 (29:07):
So there, yeah, I take that falling.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
Now we're just we're just excited. Hey, I didn't think
think about it. This has happened since the eighties when
Bo was what when you were what thirty five bo forties?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, twenty five. That's
what I was I was twenty five.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Yeah, you know what's funny. They wouldn't even let a
laja Wan, the kim O laja Wan because he's from
u of H. They wouldn't even let him on the
court to celebrate with the with the team and everybody.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, so I'm sitting in the stands. But why didn't
they let him do it?

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Yeah, because they know that they made their guy the
security there's from San Antonio, and they made David Robinson
like a bitch back in the day, so they wouldn't
uh oh.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh, police get over at essay or grapes.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, Eric, I just wanted to call to you congratulations
and I hadn't talked to you in a long time.
So please tell Rula and Ryan we said hello. And
if you ever get back up this way, let me know.

Speaker 9 (30:06):
You know me, I always said, the greatest time was
working with you, Bo Hannah. I love working with you two.
It's funny. I with Bo, then we got fired and
I went with Anna, and then I went back with Bo.
So you two are my Dallas. But I think of Dallas.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think to YouTube.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Aow, we love you, Eric, and we're going to be
cheering Houston on tonight.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I bought Eric Rowder. Thanks a lot man, take care
of and talk to him in a while. Good to
talk to stay shoot out as long as you pay
your tab, doesn't that's right, Dallas? What was Classic rock? Alone?
Star ninety two to five. We have NASCAR tickets coming
up next, but now it's time for the Monday morning

(30:43):
wake up slap. And my wife Deborah had a birthday
over the weekend and every time she does she hates it.
When I do this, she absolutely hates it.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
But that doesn't stop you. Doesn't Hell no, hell.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
No, don't snap me. She's she's embarrassed. But this is
what worked out. We got one of our interns to
do this. Okay, we couldn't do it without our intern Christina,
you did so good girl, you really did. Because you know,
as you know, we can't do it. So we'll see

(31:15):
if we can. You know, block caller ID okay, because
I know we haven't at my house. Well, I found
out something else that I didn't know I had at
my house. We're sorry. The number you have reached does
not accept block call. If you have completely blocking on
your line, please hang.

Speaker 11 (31:32):
Up and call back by dialing Star.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Eighty two and the number you are called Star eighty two. Okay,
so we'll try that. We tried that and Star eighty two.
I don't know if it blocks caller ID blocked up.
I'm all blocked up. Okay, all ready, Christina. This is
this is your moment here, baby, here you go calling

(31:56):
my wife Deborah on her birthday.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
Hi, is this Deborah? Yes, Hi, this is Kindra. I'm
Sneeze from next door.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
Two days ago, I drove down the alley to bring
her addresser to put in her garage and my car
got scratched up by your bushes growing over at the
back of your fence.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm sorry, but the bushes were trimmed last week, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
Yeah, my aunt said that you received a notice, but
they didn't look like they were trimmed.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
They were trimmed last week, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (32:28):
Okay, Well, I mean my car is black and they
are huge white scratches on it, and my insurance company
said that you're responsible for it.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
You know, it's just like you that you would be
related to her. We trimmed our bushes last week and
they were not growing nowhere to the point where they
would scratch her car. So I don't know what to
tell you.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
Okay, well, I don't really appreciate your tone, but I've
got some estimates if you want to like go over
them or.

Speaker 10 (32:54):
Right now, I'm fixing the walk out the door, So
back and take your phone number. I think it's here
on caller Idea.

Speaker 11 (33:01):
I tell you that, I mean, I kind of need
to get done now, Like, do you know what I.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Don't appreciate you calling me. I'm walking out the door.
I'm going to walk out my door. And if you
want to send me something in the mail, I'm not
just going to pay for something. We trim those bushes
last week, and then when I went out there, they
were barely even growing out. I could see one small
little area growing out by your mom, by your or
your aunts.

Speaker 11 (33:23):
Well, my dad, like he's really pissed off because he
bought the car. So if you want to talk to
him about.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
It, no, right, honey, I don't have time for this.
I really don't really. I cannot believe that you would
call up and do this. That is like so I'm
just blown away. Those bushes were barely over in one area.
They were trimmed last week, and I don't know just
because you know that I got to notice because your
aunt called the city and have them come over here
like she always does. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Well, ma'am, I don't really appreciate your attitude once again,
but I do have two estimates here, and I'm figured
i'd give you the lower one.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
My husband and I are responsible homeowners with a weekly
yard service. There were no bushes whatsoever and crouching that alleyway,
and as far as I'm concerned, you and your dad
could take those bogus claims and sticking where the sun
don't shine, also known as your aunt.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Okay, I'll let's check to my dad.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Hold on, yeah, how about we come over and give
you a birthday spank.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Sorry, this is gonna be my husband.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
I'm sorry that made me do it.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
I know.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
I swear I could not see the color ideas because
I don't have my glasses, because I'm so damn old
that anymore I was to hang out.

Speaker 12 (34:38):
We wanted to get you before you hung out, bastard.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
We're gonna give you a birthday that fine.

Speaker 10 (34:48):
You know that I can't stand that neighbor, he said,
A bad neighbor.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I know, let's hear.

Speaker 11 (34:59):
I can't believe you.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
You guys just got me. I can't believe it. Hey,
hey baby, what havery birthday? Birthday?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You know, and you always said you could never get
me on a wake.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Up slap, Well you know I really and honesty, this
is the best thing for you to get me on,
because you know that neighbor is so bad and we're responsible.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Homeowners, yes we are.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
And you know we kim this bushes.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
You know we did.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
They were barely sticking out.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Calm down, baby, I'll help you trim them.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
My man, I'm so mad.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
It's over. It's over.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's over.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
Oh my god, my bless mass are fifty years old.

Speaker 12 (35:43):
Don't do this.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Way to go. Christina, good job.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
Okay, I've been slapped.

Speaker 11 (35:49):
Sorry again, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Got job.

Speaker 10 (35:53):
I love you, see you later.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Marry good Christina good yoah, good job. Then somebody sometimes
you don't get it on the first time. But not Christina.
She got it. So you trimmed the bushes. Yeah, I
trined that bullion Dallas hors Classic Ronco lone Star ninety
two five stuck it on a chili dog outside the

(36:17):
tasty freeze did you have a tasty freeze in your hometown.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
No, we had an an w root beer.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Oh no, we had a tasty freeze in course of.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Can No, we had also dairy Queen.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, that's where you went the tasty freeze. If Dairy
Queen was too crowded to pick up chicks, m whatever happens,
get me one named Dilly Bars, I guess. Okay, uh. Now,
we have tickets to the Worth four hundred NASCAR race
at Texas Motor Speedway. That is Sunday, May the fourth.

(36:49):
The number to college two one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine five. Now, I know
it's not Thursday and Fun with Music Day, but this
is music trivia to win these NASCAR tickets, all right, Okay, okay,
I want you to tell me what is the theme
to this? Okay, all right, listen up.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
You gotta know.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Hell yeah, A good one out on hell yeah yeah
drawn a blank cutesie admit, huh. I'm gonna let it
play a little bit to someone.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
You.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I know that I know that.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
We're going old school.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
We're going very old school. And there's a reason, Yes
there is, Yes, there is two one four are eight
one seven seven eight, seven, one nine five.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I love this show.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Well, yeah, show tell me what song that is? And
what's it from? Pillow?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Are you there?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Pillow?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Next?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Colar boning them show, okay, tell me what theme that is?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (38:15):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
She froms Bless Her Heart?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Bo on them? Show tell me what theme that is? No, no,
I'm gonna give you a hand if you don't get
one here bowing them, Show tell me what theme that is?
Anna just was talking about this guy, the star of

(38:45):
this show just passed away at the age of seventy three.
There you go, big hint. Oh yeah, he was a child.
He was on that show when he was six years old.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
He was so cute.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh, and here's another clue. He used to go, hello,
mister Wilson.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Just gave it away.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, now it's super easy, Carlow Santana calling. I don't
want to be here all day, boy them, show tell
me what theme that is. Dennis the Menace is right? Oh,
Jane North just passed away at the age of seventy three. Man,
did you know cartoonists can't catch him? Modeled Dennis the

(39:27):
Menace after his own son.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Oh he did.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
His son must have been a Helien.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
But Jane Norris have played a really great tenniss he did.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Ron Howard was a guest star on this show. Wow, okay,
who is this? My name is Eric Harry Hangold. Just
a minute. We got NASCAR tickets for you, so don't
go away that all right? Hold on, here we go,
Dennis the Menace, Come on, I knew you did it.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
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Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, I won't know until you tell me, Dallas, what
was classic rock? Lone Star ninety two five? Will you
hear what we're gonna give away in the ticket window?
I'll tell you in a minute. All right. I've seen
this guy alive many times about all his albums just
about and he's on the phone now. It's Carlos Santana. Hey,

(40:28):
Carlos ooh a double high. I guess that's one for
each of us here from Carlos Santana. How have you been, sir?

Speaker 11 (40:35):
What do you think you?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
How you doing well? We're just doing what we gotta
do to get it done, and we're doing it with
Carlos Santana. You don't ever slow down. D You've got
a new album and you're coming to our neck of
the woods at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar World Casino
in Hackerville, Oklahoma. That'll be on April twenty fifth. Anna,
that's a Friday.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
We know we have to go see you.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Carlos.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Absolutely, thank you, Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
We feel very inspired, very painful to be doing it
with more enthusiasm and more joy.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
How is Miss Cindy doing it? I assume she's still
your drummer.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Oh yeah, thank you for asking. Sidney's incredible inspirational and
I've liveden to be in the same stage with her
sharing high energy music.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I remember when we talked to you one time. You
had just gotten married to her and she was on
the phone with you, and it was really special. I'm
glad you guys are happy.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Yes, we're very grateful. We both pray for one another
and we we got our wish.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I love that. That's awesome, Carlos. Now, this new album, Sentient,
features a bunch of old legendary collaborations, including one that
you do with Michael Jackson.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
What was that like to work with Michael.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
It's a real joy, a real honor. I'm a supreme
fan of them. In a course of Miles and Smoky.
So I'm just talking on a cloud right now.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Well, was this when these guys were still walking on
the planet.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
It was chilling the planet we got. We got a
chance to talk about talking about another on the phone.
So it's a great privilege, in an honor that they
invited me to participate in their songs.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
How cool was it talking to Miles Davis? Because you
and I are big Miles Davis fans.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Oh, it's super cool. You know, he's the ultimate genius
when you talk about Struviti and Da Vinci and because
of you know, that level of genius.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's what Miles says. Was this back when he had
that gravelly voice like.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
He had, Yeah, that's what that's who Robo Brown look
got the voice for the Godfather?

Speaker 12 (42:42):
Yeah, yes, now true, Carlos I told Bo that I
had heard that you said that as a future project,
you would like to collaborate with none other than Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Is this true, Tabor Swift? This is true.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
The songs that I want to do. It's a tribute
to women like No Woman, No Cry, Just like a Woman,
Bob Dylan, Natural and Kerrol King, you know, songs like
that because I feel that it's important to validate and
celebrate the female side of God.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
You know, absolutely. And what drew you to Taylor Swift
that purple lipstick?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
The spear drives me to pursue artists that I feel
can make a difference in changing people's lives one heart
out a time.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh, that's a poetic way to put it. Now, you're
playing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, and
if you aren't into the sinful things that that city
has to offer, the food in New Orleans is second
to none. So you're gonna have fun.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Oh yeah, We're definitely gonna have fun.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Is there any place in particular that you like to
go child down at?

Speaker 8 (43:51):
I think Nicole Month or pop Us or something like that.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Trust me, Court of Two Sisters, that's one of my
favorite places. They have the best turtle soup ever. And
there's a tree that has a little wire around it
and supposedly Jean Lafitte the Pirate a guy challenged him
to a fight and he killed him right under that tree,
and they never cut the tree down.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
So it's sacred space.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Sacred space, Yes, Carlos.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Is there one place on the planet that you considered
to be like the most spiritual for you?

Speaker 10 (44:22):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Probably Africa.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
I like playing at Africa. There's something about the rhythms
and the color melodies from Africa. There is a lot
of people believe that it was the Garden of Beeden,
the beginning of the Garden of Beeden, So.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
For me, it's Africa. Now. I've seen you many times,
but I wanted to ask, what was the first concert
you ever went to?

Speaker 8 (44:45):
First counter, I went you Let's see the Grayful Dead,
Quick Silver and Country Joe on the Fit.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Oh wow, that goes back.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
So you don't count your dad performing as a concert.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
Oh yeah, my dad was a diffic scenario altogether, being
family and see witnessing my father played violin. That was
like watching my mom cook in the kitchen or something.
But to go to the film board for Bill Graham,
that was a different kind of concert.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I always laugh when I think about the story you
told us years ago about being stoned on mescal and
it woodstock. I mean, that's I guess what you were
supposed to do it Woodstock.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
You know, it was the golden opportunity to get even
more to God. Is every time there's a challenging situation,
I totally committed myself to God. I asked him to
take over, you know, you know what, you know the
condition that I am, and uh, please help me because
I need your help. So that was an incredible effort

(45:48):
for me to get even closer to God. And I
can truly say that God. I was channeling God. God
was channeling himself through me because I was in no
state to actually play and equal here.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You know, you know every time I talk to Carlos
and you get spiritual like this, I feel like I'm
going to Hell tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I feel like I'm going to Heaven. I feel like
this has been a prayer.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Carlos.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
It's the same, it just got two different faces.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, that's true, very true.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Carlos Santana everybody coming to Windstar World Casino on April
twenty fifth, and the new album's sentient Sentient Sentient. I
knew I wouldn't get it right, especially in front of Carlos.
It's always great to talk to you man, anytime you're
in town, you're invited to come over and we'll take
you out to eat.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
Thank you boy, Think you had a safe pressure?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Is it just me yes? Or does Carlos need to
lighten up?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
He's very spiritual. I was in touch with that spiritual side.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I ain't nothing wrong with that. But we're just a
bunch of damn you and we're too late to change. Well,
you can depend on us, by cracky, that's why we're here.
Take care of your knees, the dumb, the weird, bring

(47:10):
it on, yep, because it's all around us. We just
got to filter it through all of the above. Man. Okay,
you know what we're giving away at y'all know? Yeah?
In the ticket window, we have tickets to see the
sex Pistols whoa the Longhorned Ballroom in September.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Now.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I don't know about you. I would love to see
even though Johnny Rotten's not with him anymore. That's right,
just because the Longhorned Ballroom was one of the last
places they play. That's where they broke up historic venue.
Yeah yeah, can you imagine the sex Pistols playing and
Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash feel like that?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Just that billboard out front the marquis this legendary.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Oh it is? It is really okay. Now, I really
don't talk about this kind of thing that much because
I don't really want to go there. But today I'm
going to go there, all right. Demonstrators gathered in downtown
Dallas and all over the place all over the country
Saturday afternoon to express their displeasure with Elon Musk and

(48:19):
the Trump administration. I mean, there were hundreds of thousands
of people. It's part of a nationwide movement fueled by
people angry about the way Trump is running country because,
in case you hadn't checked, he ain't doing a very
good job so far. The so called hands Off demonstrations
were organized for more than twelve hundred locations in all
fifty states by more than one hundred and fifty groups,

(48:41):
including civil rights organizations, labor unions, LGBTQ advocates, veterans, and
election activists. And Dallas protesters called for other branches of
the government to use their checks and balances to fix
this crap. We gave up woke, so now we're going
to go broke all over the country. Thousands of protesters,

(49:03):
as sailed Trumpey and his billionaire Elon Muski's action on
government downsizing the economy, immigration, human rights, not to mention
costing a whole bunch of folks to lose their job. Now,
that's what I have a real problem.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
A lot of people. They're for a one k's after
the video meltdown with the tarroofts.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
And what was Trump doing while these protests were going on?
Oh no, naturally he was playing golf. Of course. I'm sorry.
I had to get that off my kiss because I
was honking at some of them. You know, there's a
pestilence across the land right well.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
One week after country singer Morgan wallenkous quite the stir
after walking off the SNL stage early during the end credits,
the show did not ignore what had taken place during
the show's cold open on Saturday Night. Cast member James
Austin Johnson, who was playing Trump as he announced his
sweeping terroriffs at the White House, referred to the viral

(50:00):
controversy Johnson as Trump began riving about the Hurt Island
and McDonald Islands, which are uninhabited islands.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
The president put tariff's on in real life.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Even though there's only penguins living there, no humans inhabitat
inhabitate these islands.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
So, according to Johnson is Trump. He said, ooh.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
McDonald Island, I'd love to visit there, a big mac
and a hoola skirt ula la. Then Johnson held up
artwork depicting the scenario and said, get me to God's
Country right. The comment alluded to Wallin's Instagram post hours
after his time on the show last week, where he
wrote the same words along with a picture of him
on an airport tarmac. Now, Morgan Walland was also the

(50:40):
butt of another Joe during the show's weekend update, when
co hosts Colin Joe's compared the singer to Money leaving
the stock market. Just in the past two days, investors
have lost more than six trillion dollars. Joe said Money
is leaving the stock market faster than Morgan Walland at
Good Nights. The rest of the show is a hit
with Jack Black as the host and Seene Elton John

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with Brandy Carlisle perform Yes We're a Staying up for
I'm About Jack Black was fun.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Oh he was His show open was incredible.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yeah, it really was.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Well, that was some really awesome stuff from the Saturday
Night Live studios over the weekend. This is something from
the Saturday Night Live studios that happened that's really scary.
New York City police arrested a man that threatened to
bomb the Saturday Night Live studios at Rockefeller Center in
New York. Forty eight year old Michael Branham allegedly messaged

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the threat to a college in Connecticut, and an administrator
alerted police. The message reportedly said the next time you
hear from me, I will be on CNN for exploding
a bomb in Saturday Night Lives audience.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Oh well, that will be the way to get away
with it, wouldn't it.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Investigators say the threat was not deemed to be credible.
Brandham had been charged with falsely reporting an incident and
making a threat of mass harm. His bail one hundred
thousand smackers. The New York Post reports anam has a
history of stalking actors Scarlett Johansson, whose husband Colin Jost,
of course, works on Saturday Night On Weekend updated.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh, by the way, the Weekend update was pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
They lost it several times.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, that was a good show all the way around.
On Saturday And here's another thing I don't really want
to talk about, but it kind of hit close to
home to me. Frisco police are urging people to be
on the lookout for misinformation surrounding that deadly stabbing at
a track meet in Frisco last week. Seventeen year old
Frisco Memorial student Austin Metcalf was stabbed and killed at

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the track meet. Frisco Centennial student Carmelo Anthony, also seventeen,
has been charged with murder. The case has captured national attention.
I mean, this has been on all the CBS and
NBC and ABC News, and police say false statements and
false fied documents about the incident had surfaced on social

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media and don't believe what you read. Crisco police have
released multiple statements trying to combat misinformation. But one thing
I do know is, and this freaked me out, my
grandson Mason knew the kid that got s Oh really.
They went to different schools, but they still knew each
other and were kind of friends. Crisco police say that

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only official releases from verified accounts should be trusted, and
they are urging people not to spread any unconfirmed information.
The story has made National News.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, you don't expect to be murdered when you go
to a track meet, you know, it's like that seems
like it would be a safe space, but really what
a world.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
And what I heard is the student stabbed him over
something about he was in his seat.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Something about him being in the wrong. School's tense.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Oh is that what it was? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah, very sad. Well, no all the way around.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Oh no, rivals are okay, school, But damn, you don't
ever take it back?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Will you take some knife to attract me?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I know, yeah, don't do that. Well, if you know
you're gonna be slowered and everybody else you take it.
You go after their hamster. Just leg No, I'm kidding.
Shut up, I'm kidding. Y'all got oskay this you got listen.
I want to get tickets for this, tickets to see
the sex Pistols at the Long Arm Ballroom coming up

(54:28):
on the bow and then Joe Dallas Worst Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. Well, we're almost through a Monday. Yeah,
but then again, when you come in on Monday, ago,
I'm gone a whole week looking at me. Then by
the time Thursday rolls around, it's Friday Eve, and then
sooner or later it's gonna be right.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
It will be the weekend before you.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Know, damn straight, and we're gonna be pre Friday on Thursday.
It sounds dirty, but it's really not.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
It's a Friday Eve, bab Yeah, okay, who want our
tickets to go see the Second Pistols.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Michael Patchett in My Dog's Favorite Neighborhood?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Raw? Well, I get it. Yeah, that was a good one.
You slipped it by us. We would have turned the
other way if we'd known what was coming. I take
it back now if I could. No, that's okay, too late,
the damage is already. Yeah, yeah, all right. Tomorrow is

(55:24):
a toy box Tuesday. I've got some celebrity friends of
the shows who's having birthdays. We'll have some of those
and anything you want me to look up, I'll see
what I can do for you. I can't promise i'll
find it, but i'll do my dead level. Dam And
we're going to.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Open up the lone star ticket window again this afternoon
with our buddy Jeff k. He has your tickets to
see Heart when they come to Texas. Trustee You Theater, Saturday,
June fourteenth. If you want to win, be listening around
four forty, right after jeffk wraps up an hour of
nonstock classic rock for your workday right here on lone
Star ninety two.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Wait a minute, a minute? What EO? Didn't that the
name of the donkey?

Speaker 4 (56:03):
And that's your.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Oh close though, I sucked you right into it, Yes
I did. Oh jeez, got the Monday? JICKI is here today,
don't you know? Okay, tomorrow is a toy box Tuesday
got some goodies planned out. If you got anything you
want us to dig out of the old archives, we'll
see what we can do. But let's talk time wasters now,

(56:26):
because it's always part of the show where we waste
your time for you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
And if you get to work and you want to
waste time before you actually get to work, yeah, well
then just go to lone Star ninety two to five
dot com and click on the Bow and Them show page.
So bo, can you imagine nineteen eighty five's Live Aid
without Queen.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
No, that's the band everybody remembered, plus Phil Collins going
from London's Philadelphia. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Well, although millions of people believe that Queens six song
Medley was the highlight of Live Aid. Organizer and Boomtown
Rat singer Bob Geldoff apparently didn't want them on the
bill at all.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
That's according to British promoter Harvey Goldsmith, who put the
show together with Bob Geldoff. He tells Mojo magazine that
Bob said, they've pete, I don't think they should play.
But Goldsmith says he dug his heels in and said,
there is no better act that could do this than Queen.
Now here's Brian May talking about Queen at Live Aid.

Speaker 13 (57:23):
Well, I don't think we felt we stole it, but yes,
I suppose something special did happen. We were blown away
actually by the response. We took it pretty seriously, as
you know. When it came up, Geldof said what we
want here is a global jukebox. We kind of took
it to hard and we thought, well, he's absolutely right.
You're not going to go on this stage and kind
of convert people to your new material. You go on

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there and you play the hits, the most accessible stuff,
and you get off.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
July thirteenth, by the way, marks the fortieth anniversary of
Live Aid.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
It is it really Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Forty years.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Paul Simon said farewell to touring back in twenty eighteen
when he thought that he had permanently lost his hearing,
But thanks to some awesome doctors, he is back on
the road and over the weekend he kicked off a
Quiet Celebration tour in New Orleans. Now the tour runs
through August third, and we'll move to Austin for three
nights starting tomorrow, and it's going to make a stop

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at Dallas's Windspear Opera House on May seventh and eighth.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
We have the full set up list for you to
check out.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Looks like the second part of the show is mainly
hits from his solo stuff, the Big Hits, and his
wife Edie Burkel actually joins him on stage for several songs.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Homegirls tour with him yet.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Don Felder has released a second song off his forthcoming album,
The Vault fifty Years of Music. It's called Hollywood Victim
and it's reportedly a companion piece to Hotel California and
was written in the early nineties for the Eagles Hell
Freezes Over tour. If you want to hear the song,
we have that up on our page and Kisses. Paul

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Stanley is starring in a new work Day commercial will
start airing today. I don't know if you remember. Back
in twenty twenty three he appeared in one for the
software company along with Ozzy Osbourne and Billie Idol.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
In the Super Bowl commercial.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Yeah, and in other kiss news.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Ace Freely formerly a kiss is supposed to have photo
of himself in the studio which he captioned, it's a
good feeling to be back in the office again. So
I guess he's working on some new material. Finally, if
I say cheat day, what do you.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Think cheat day where you can eat whatever you want?
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You think diet, not cheating on your spouse.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Well, this woman thought diet, but her husband didn't get
the memo. He thought it meant that he could cheat
on his spouse. She has an absolute meltdown and we
have that video up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Really, you thought she was giving you provision to cheat
just one day, big dumb ass. Okay, before we get
out of here today, Yes, I got to do this
before we go. In further come on Houston National Championship

(01:00:07):
on the line. Hell, ye, coots is that they do this? Okay? Canifle? Yeah, caniple?
What did you just call him nipple? You know?

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
So the spelling of it is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Conooplenoo, but they pronounced it canipple.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
And he plays for Duke the Blue Devils.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
There will be no nipples in the National Championship game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Oh I'm it. Just you wait and see. They might
prove us wrong. It depends on how happy the winning
teams fans get, because you never know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And that game Saturday night between the Cougars and dud whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I really thought they lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Well, that's why I wanted to call my friend Eric
Rowell in Houston, New Yorks at KRBE on the Ruling
Ryan's and Eric Show. And because I didn't talked to
the boy in forever. He used to be our producer
here years and years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
He's such a sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
He worked for me and he worked for you too.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Up next is our after show decompression session. Yes, we
can't do this for too long because Anna has to
go get some therapy on her knees.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
This old injury comes back to bite me in the
butt again.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
You know, it's tough getting old when your body says, no, Old,
stop it please, I don't want to go anything.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I'm beginning to think that on this morning show, no
human knee is safe. Well no, maybe I should wrap
mine and Iron the one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I'm the one that let the evil spirits out of
the bag.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I did blame you for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
So we'll see you on the after show decompression Sason
and tomorrow a toy box Tuesday, we're on be on
Facebook Live. Let me see, you know, let me make
sure I got it. But thing done as we get
ready to get on out of him. But we'll do
our after show decompression session until Anna has to go
get a knee worked on. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I'm hoping that by doing physical therapy, I won't have
to have surgery on my level.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Oh no, no, hold yeah, trust me, you don't want
surgery on your Hell no, you don't want your need.
They did drilling and screwing and everything on your knees.
I know. Oh and you know, my daughter Bessie showed
me pictures. She had pictures of the surgery, and I went,
that was me, like some spoiled meat. All right, we'll

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see on the after show and we'll see it for
toy Box Tuesday tomorrow. Okay, okay, keep between the ditches. Bye.