Full Show Replay- ToyboxTuesday: The Scrotum Song Aingalong. Bill Bellamy. Aries Spears. (Ep 1346)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, Hi, sir, this is Tom Mabe down the front desk.
I'm sorry to bother you so late. Our computer crashed.
What's your wake up call for eight or eight thirty?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh it's eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, sir, sorry to bother you. Thanks about okay, Oh,
sir said, game started. But it's Tom down the front
desk real quick. I forgot to ask you. What room
were you in four o'clock in the morning. Yes, right
at four o'clock in the morning. Let me talk to
the man. He's right here. Let me talk to him. Okay,
hold on, I woke. He can't get back to sleep. Okay, great, Gray, sir, Rayah,

(00:37):
I talked to the manager. We usually don't do this
about telling the situation and your concerns about getting back
to sleep.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
So uh uh here you go.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Rock bye, babeby.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
For crying out loud time, Buddy, well blownew you'd like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
That was awesome. You've never heard us play that before.
So that is by a guy named Tom May. He
does his stuff to telemarketers. He's kind of like Jim Florentine.
He waits around for his phone to ring, or he
gets on his phone and calls somebody else and pretense

(01:24):
he's the hotel manager. That's hysterical. Said for crying out loud?
Whoever says that anymore? For crying out loud? Gee, willakers dad,
for teeth's sake, your dads to wait. Well, that's only

(01:45):
the beginning, folks, because today is a toy Box Tuesday,
and there's several birthdays of friends here on the show
that we're going to get to. And of course we're
going to celebrate some days today. For example, yes, today
is international will be kind to Lawyer's Day?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Do I have to.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Don't tell Jim Addwells the texts have her stop yelling
and shut up.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
My daddy was a lawyer. Was He became a college
professor and taught law. But yeah, so I will be
kind to lawyers. My niece and her husband are lawyers
in Fort Worth.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Well, lawyers can be good or bad depending on if
they're on your side or not. Very true, But that
reminds me maybe we should do barbecue Bob and all
the lawyers jokes. Yes, yes, there's a little thing from
the toy box. Yeah, it's draw a picture of a
bird day. Okay, let's do it. That's as good as
just gonna get it right. That's it. That's the picture

(02:40):
of a that's it. That's all I'm doing. I ain't
gonna spend the time trying to get all the beak right.
How about this? Okay, that's better than mine. Mine was
what you see on these paintings. Would you? Oh, are
you gonna put some happy birds in the sky? Now? Yes,
that's my coffee. First need to do a stick figure.

(03:01):
That's about it. It is national. All is yours day,
All is yours. That means I own everything, even if
it's just for today. Everything, as long as I don't
have any kind of responsibility for anything, bring it hold
to me now, I will dispose of it at my
own leisure. International Feng feng schwa fung shwi. You know,

(03:27):
something just doesn't seem right, and don't move something around,
will you? Okay, that's it? Okay now now the forces
of the universe are all insig Now.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
All we need is a little waterfall in the corner,
and we're very functional.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Nor her way of just moving that little cup over
to the side, hung swayed everything something. Yeah, it is
free cone day. That's right at Ben and Jerry's. Is
it only Ben and Jerry's because it never said exactly
who was giving out free iceling gone, I wouldn't walk
into broms and today, but who knows? It might work?

Speaker 6 (04:04):
And then you guys ever gotten the call from the
Ben and Jerry's people to come on down and be
a celebrity.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Scooper Jimmy did it one time last. I guess I
wasn't invited.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
And the lines are so long because it's a free
cone and if it's free, it's for me.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well, now you're gonna have to identify an ice cream
commercial to win the Nascaro excellent, This might be easy today. Finally,
it is Zoo Lover's Day and any zoo around here
is great. That is, as long as you don't get
into the lines exhibit to take a selfie.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I wish you and will I wish you would play?
They all act for you. Since it's Zoo Lover's Day,
only play that at Marty, I know, but I love
that song and it's about the zoo too.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Went on down to the Autumn Zoo and the Okay,
maybe if you're really nice today, I'll play it. And
you twisted his arm. It is stepping to the Spotlight
Day It ain't much different from any other light, except
you got people watching you to see if you screw up.
National Impanada. Ye love them, Hell, let's seed I do

(05:11):
love me some tracks Free and Sweet, Yes, yeah, yeah.
And finally, it's Dog Farting Awareness Day. I'm not lying.
If I'm lying, I'm dying. And those farts are smell Well.
Dogs are really handy to blame when you sneak out
an air biscuit and it's rather pungent to everybody in
the room. Don't worry. Your dog has no idea you're

(05:34):
doing copy? How dare you farted from the company?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
For God's sake, I'm telling you all, I got the
only two non farting dogs in the world.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well, they're gonna blow up one day. You don't let
them blest it out? All right, morning, stretch time, let's
do it. Seven fifty.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
We have those NASCAR tickets to give away. Good join
us at the worth four hundred grads.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well take this with out, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five right six point thirty.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
There, rascules, It's time for sports of ball sorts brought
to you by the will Height Law Firm.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Injury lawyers go to Will height Winds dot com. Okay,
it's one thing to get your ass beat in the game.
It's another thing to get your ass beat because of
a bad call. Yeah, but it's a whole nother thing
to get your ass beat when it's your own fault
that you lost. Yeah. The comeback Cougar's got paidback last night.
Oh yeah, you give me a With nineteen seconds left

(06:28):
on the clock, Houston trailed sixty five sixty three after
blowing a double digit lead before the Cougar's impound inbounded
the ball. Head coach Kevin Sampson used his final time
out to draw up a play, hoping for either a
game tying shot or a potential game winner. However, out
of the time out, Houston didn't even get a shot
nough once after the ball was inbounded, nothing materialized. The

(06:52):
team wasted precious time and lost control of the ball
and it ran out the clock. They can't Shuston did
not get a shot. No, they didn't ask. Florida celebrated

(07:15):
in blue and orange confetti rained down in the Alimal
Dome and San Antonio Houston stud in other disbeliefs. They
were just going what the hell happened during This was
their biggest possession of the entire season, and they totally
blew it. While one play doesn't define the outcome of
an entire game, this one will undoubtedly be a tough
pill to swallow for the Cougars and their fans, especially

(07:38):
after they led for nearly the entire game they did.
Of course, the team and its head coach were roasted
alive on social media as Cougar fans go into white
Till Next Year mode. They were so close, didn't even
get the shot off, and they sat there and they
planned and drew out a play to get a shot off.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
One of the headlines that I saw in Florida was
for the Gators and it says they were the chomps chump.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
That's clever, clever, little play on words, isn't it hey.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Luka Doncik will return to the American Airline Center tomorrow
night to take on the Dallas Mavericks as a Los
Angeles Laker in a very highly anticipated game. Luka Doncick,
of course, was traded to the Lakers in one of
the most shocking trades in NBA history in early February,
with the Lakers giving up Anthony Davis to the mass.

(08:30):
It's something that still stings fans around here and makes
Dallas GM. Nico Harrison, who orchestrated that deal, a marked man.
Wherever he goes, people chant flaw your Nico.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, they just bow him really yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Even when he went to medieval times they were chasing fired,
yet they did that. The MAVs host the Lakers and
Luca six thirty pm tomorrow night at the American Airlines Center.
The Mavericks and Lakers will not meet again after that unless.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
It's in the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
The game is expected to be an unwelcome and tizar
site for MAVs fans to see one of the two
best players in franchise history at his peak playing for
another team at the double ac. Yes, it still hurts
me to see him in that purple and goal.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
For the La Lakers, But that's why I hope the
Lakers win the damn championship. Yes to ticket in Nico
Harrison's face.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Now Both stub Hub notes that tickets to see Luka
Donchik and the Lakers take on the MAVs are selling fast,
with ticket prices on the secondary market running between two
hundred and sixty dollars for nose bleed seats to around
twenty seven thousand dollars for court side see and what's
so crazy is that tickets prior to this game we're

(09:40):
selling for like thirteen bucks yea and twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Now, Luca, the guy we kicked out, I he was
coming back. Yet let's raise the butts in the seats.
It is and he has tumped it. Both teams have
fun idea.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Nobody says that the Dallas Stars warning lights are flashing
now because the team could use to tune up before
they am on what they hope will be a very
long playoff trip. Luckily for our Dallas Stars, they have
a nice little homestand that can help fix the problems.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
But there are some repair jobs to attend to.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
The thirty nine games where Dallas has led after two
periods this season, they've lost just four times. Two of
those were this past Saturday and Sunday, and while playing
under the tutelage of Pete Dubaer and his coaching staff,
the Stars have been one of the least penalized teams
in the league. But but they have been the worst
in the league, allowing thirty eight shorthanded opportunity since March eighteenth.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
That's very concerning. Yeah, there's always something there in the
pile that makes you go oh oh yeah problem.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
And the look at this next up on the docket,
we're up against a hardcore Canadian team, man the Vancouver Canucks.
Dallas takes on Vancouver tonight, and a win would ease
a lot of fans' minds as the postseason approaches.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
The puck will drop tonight at seven o'clock. Okay. Pitcher
Justin Steele tossed three hit ball over seven innings, and
the Chicago Cubs shut out the Rangers seven anhing on
a frigid and cold ass Monday night. The Cubs won
for the sixth time in seven games on a thirty
four degree night. You should have to play baseball when

(11:14):
it's a cold now. They stopped games when it's raining.
Maybe they should do that when it's cold as it
was last year. The Rangers had won five straight and
eight out of ten to start the season, but it
all came crashing down last night in Chicago. The thirty
four degree game time temperature was the coldest at Wrigley
Field since April eighteenth of twenty eleven, when it was

(11:35):
thirty four for the first pitch against San Diego. By comparison,
it was thirty eight degrees when the Blackhawks played the
Saint Louis Blues in the NHL Winter Classic outside on
New Year's Eve. Now for US Texans, the lowest game
time temperature was thirty three at Milwaukee on April tenth,
nineteen eighty nine. Damn, the two teams will go at

(11:57):
it again tonight, first pitch at six folt eh.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Speaking of baseball, the Pittsburgh Pirates have apologized to the
family of Roberto Clemente after an ad for a canned
vodka drink replaced the Hall of Famer's logo on the
right field.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Wall at PNC Park.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Oh no, the change respawned when the Pirates played the
Yankees over the weekend, and it caused quite the stir
among Pirates fans. I mean, Roberto Clemente is a hero.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Pirates team president Travis Williams claimed the change was an
honest mistake.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Sure, you just wanted to make money, dude, And he
says the logo would return to the right field wall.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, if y'all keep bitching, I will, Yeah, you will
put down your pitchforks. Yeah, come on, come on.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Some more stuff from the world of golf. The Augusta
Augusta George is Beautiful Augusta National Golf Club it said
it was forced to suspend Monday's practice round for the
Masters and evacuate the grounds eleven twenty five am.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Due to weather.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Fortunately, the weather is expected to improve out there during
the week.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
A strong storm moved into my old.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Home with Georgia yesterday morning, dumping several inches of rain,
bringing down trees and power lines, causing some flash flooding.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Needless to say, it's kind of hard.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
To play golf or practice golf even in that kind
of weather. Unfortunately, tickets to watch the practice are only
valid for the date indicated on the face of the ticket.
That's a bunch of crap.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Isn't it.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah, there should be a makeup date, a rain date
put in the ticket contract. According to its website, Augusta
National reserves the right to suspend the tournament or close
the golf course due to adverse weather conditions. It does
not offer any refunds for that, and no rain checks.
Why no raincheck, I don't know, especially when it rains. Yeah,

(13:43):
Dorka in the Master's Tournament is one of four major
championships and men's Pro Golf. It's held annually at Augusta,
and it's known for its tradition, prestige, and the iconic
green jacket that's given to the winner. Also the only
major tournament conducted by a private club rather than a
national golf organization like PG.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Remember when Rodney Dangerfield got hit by lightning and Caddy Shack.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It was the preacher. Yeah, it was the preacher when
he went far sunfile like it? Okay. Tennis legend Billy
Jean King added another first to her list of accomplishments
yesterday when her star was unveiled on the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. King became the first woman to receive a
star in the Sports entertainment category. She was honored for

(14:29):
her work as an executive producer of the twenty twenty
three Public Broadcasting Service documentary series Groundbreakers, which paired King
and her other such legendary female athletes as basketball Hall
of Famer Nancy Lieberman and track and field world record
holder Jackie Jarner Kersey Now. King's other entertainment credits include
being an executive producer of The Battle of the Sexes,

(14:52):
which is a twenty thirteen documentary of her nineteen seventy
three match against Bobby Riggs. And she even played a
udge in two thousand and seven on an episode of
Law and Order. Yes she did. Her star is the
two thousand, eight hundred and seventh since the completion of
the Walk of Fame in nineteen sixty one. Yo, and

(15:14):
she's on a wheaties box. Now come full circle freaking
fool Files. Next on the bowl and then jump babe,
I'm on Nivia.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Well, could you make.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Me a sandwich? Fir Dallas Wowers Flasa rock lone Star
ninety two five. Okay, we got a little diddy from
the toy box coming up for you. We're going to
celebrate the birthday of an old friend of this show's.
But now it's time for the freaking fool File. Now,
did you know there is actually a guy in this

(15:47):
world whose legal name is Speedy Gonzalees. No, that's not
a nickname, are you. His parents named him that because
they were very fond of the cartoon character. Well, I
can understand that, but really, to do that to your kid,

(16:08):
I know you want him to get his ass whipped
in school. Gonzales is a pretty popular name. The forty
year old speedy has been arrested and accused of shoplifting
using these self checkout stations at a North Georgia Walmart.
In fact, several authorities alleged that Gonzales would pick out

(16:29):
a large item that could serve as a container like
trash cans or mailboxes, and then put in smaller items
like cigarettes, clothes, diabetic test strips, and gum. We're going
to have dietetic test strips, well, then you need the gum.
He puts those into the containers and he does a
quick scan at the self checkout to just register the

(16:51):
larger item and not pay for the items he'd put
inside the larger item. That's actually pretty clever. Yeah, authorities
made that speeding, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He has allegedly
gotten away with twenty thousand dollars in merchandise doing this.
But now he's in jail cooling his heels, don't you know.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
All right, let's travel to Florida, where a sixty seven
year old woman in Durral, Florida, was arrested for allegedly
scamming a man out of thousands of dollars through fake
tarot card readings and spiritual cleansing rituals.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Oh boy dalimbisa if you will.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
It started when the man found a flyer on his
car advertising tarot services.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
He decided to call the number.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
He met with a woman who called herself Maria Rodriguez,
and he paid her twenty dollars for a reading. During
the session, she told him he needed a deeper spiritual
calling who that would cost between six hundred dollars and
seven hundred dollars And.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
This pool fell for it. Oh that much is?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
The man agreed sent her two hundred dollars as a
partial payment. She asked him about his bank ballast at
one of the sessions, always a red flag. He said
he had eight thousand dollars in the bank, so she
convinced him to bring three thousand dollars to his next reading.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
What an idiot.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
During the ritual, she placed the cash in a bag
with a bunch of eggs. When the bag was opened later,
only broken eggs and worms were inside the bag.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Of no money, it's because of the spirit world.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
She acted surprised and told him she couldn't return the
money immediately due to her state of mind, assuring him
it would be returned the next day.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Surprise, it wasn't. Well.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
She is now in jail on charges of an organized
scheme to defraud, grand theft, and resisting a police officer.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
You know she should have her checked her tarot cards, right, yeah,
right to see what's gonna happen. If you go get
a tarot card reading, don't take it for one hundred
percent true, because they're trying to get you to come
back and spend more. Oh no, the crystal when blank,
You'll have to come back tomorrow with eight hundred dollars. Yeah,

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it's a scam.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Keep it vague, Keep it vague when it comes to
the kind of stuff. On the other side of the country,
city officials in San Francisco announced a controversial plan to
turn a stretch of highway into a new park, and
now they're hearing about it from citizens because they had
the not so great idea to let the public choose
the name of the park, and Northern Californians.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Kind of ran away with that. Yeah, never ends.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
There is a two mile stretch of San France Great
Highway on the west side of the city.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
It's been closed.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
They're going to turn it into a new park, and
after the plan was put up for a vote, it
passed with fifty four percent. So, despite a great deal
of criticism for residents, city officials announced the Great Park
Naming Contest and they allowed the public to write in
ideas for the new park's name. Naturally, a lot of
people were serious smart asses about it. Of course, one suggestion,

(20:00):
let's call it really stupid part, that's a good idea.
Another one said, let's call the park. This is stupid,
let's not do it. And then somebody else said, let's
call the park. No one who lives here voted for
this part. And there was a bunch of people who
put this entry in let's.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Call it park mcpart face. When they named the boat
they kept sending in body mcboat face. Well, I figured
that somebody had to send that in that one. Remember,
yes it did.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
We've got a morning show producing here in the building.
And her jeep downstairs.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Says, geep mcjeep face on it. Love Sarah.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Ultimately, the list of suggestions has been narrowed down to
five finalists, Playland Parkway, Sunset Dunes, Great Parkway, Fogline.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
And whatever the hell plover is. Plover Parkway. I like
party mcpart face. That's the name. He's better used now.
Everyone has tected the wrong person at wrong time or another,
but probably not this wrong of a person. Tom Ross,
the mayor of Mi not North Dakota, resigned after investigation

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into a sexually explicit video he mistakenly sent to female
city attorney Stephanie Staalheim back in January. What God. Ross
explained that the video he shot of himself jerking off
during his lunch break was intended for his girlfriend, but
was actually sent to the city attorney due to a

(21:30):
contact named mix up. Woman wants to see that cour
I don't care how good looking you slall is. She
don't want to see it. Neither do the rest come
on good looking? None of them are. Ross requested miss
Stallheim delete the video and keep the matter private, but
instead she followed a sexual harassment complaint two weeks later,

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seeking an apology and his resignation. The investigation unsurprisingly decided
that Ross's actions created an offensive work environment, and he resigned.
Following his resignation, might Not residents have fifteen days to
request a special election, Otherwise, the city council will appoint
a new mayor hopefully one that doesn't jerk is girdkin

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on his lunch break and send a video to someone
who really doesn't want to see it.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
I'm just saying, Hey, coming up next hour, we have
your family four pack of tickets to head out to
Texas Motor Speedway for the Worth four hundred race on Sunday,
May fourth. Want to go, well, then be listening around
seven to fifty for your chance to win. Buz's gonna
play an ice cream commercial. You're gonna have to identify
it for those tickets. That is coming up next hour
right here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star

(22:38):
ninety two to five.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh yeah, Dallas forst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Mel Shocker, bass player of Grand Funk Railroad
seventy four years old today, happy bird, and he's the
one that never says anything.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
No.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
If you will ask him a question and put a
mic and phone, he'll just sit there.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
And I put some stuff on Time Wasters about yfr.
Not too long ago, you had a new song out
called sixty years ago.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, yeah, well it would have been more popular sixty
years ago if it would have come out. Oh very funny.
Well not if you're in Grand Funk corel Road.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Tomorrow's Aska Stuff Day. I know you got a question
somewhere in Ukrainium called the Asses Stuff outline two on
four eight six six eighty six hundred and we will
play Choose your News for those NASCAR tickets. I assume
there's no theme this time, no theme, no one last week.
That's right, we did okay. Many friends of this show
have been on many times, and one of our good

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friends is Bill Bellamy, the comedian. He turned sixty years
old yesterday. He looked good. Yeah, he's a good dude.
Here's our one of our interviews, one of our many
interviews with Bill Bellamy babao blah blah blah bamboom, and
he appears Bill Bellamy. Yes, and you've been my friend

(24:02):
right here, man, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I am here.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Bo.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I know, dude, you are like my.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Brother from another mother, like literally, bro, we have been
friends over fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
It's been Yeah. I remember when you had a cutless Supreme.
Remember that.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
You had a cutless Supreme with with with with a
black roof. Man, he was You've always been styling.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
I'm trying to say, did I have a come.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
But you look like you would have a or an
old school Chevy.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah. And then Paula, you've been smoking a cigar while
I was.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
Because, like Bo, you remind me the guys that on
a Sunday they pull out their old school you know,
an old school car and you just cruise, never over
forty five because.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
You want to go.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
You don't want to go back too fast. No, people
will see what you're driving.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
And they can see boat dripping that old school and
Pola like like ice cube. It was a good day.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Hand on the wheel, the other one out.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
Yeah, you know how you do it. He's always been
a cool guy. I love you to death.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Man. Wow back at you by the way, Happy belated birthday.
Did you have a birthday last year?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:16):
Last week I had my first of twenty birthday parties.
You gotta understand a lot of people go old school.
They have one birthday party or one you know, ice
cream cake. You know what I'm saying, And I go
in bow. I might be at your house in the
backyard later.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
We started the grind by yourself.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, I'll make you a little pad to lay down
out here.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Yeah, I love I'm gonna have a party tonight somewhere.
I Usually what I love about parties is people come
to have fun. You know, when you're doing stand up,
you having fun that way.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
But when you have.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
A birthday party, especially if it's a really good birthday party,
people come to you. They're already smiling, and for whatever reason,
it puts people in a good mood.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, anything cool for your birthday?

Speaker 10 (26:01):
This this birthday, No, I think I got Yes, I did,
let me stop lining. I did get a couple of
really nice gifts and they were very thoughtful, and I
was like, dang, because I got everything. Bo I've been
rich a long time.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
You don't need nothing.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
They don't need anything.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
But I like little stuff like I got this really
beautiful pen, Like like this is the one you signed
one hundred million dollar contract. You save it for the
you don't, right, yo, little stuff this one is you
pull it out when it's go time.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
It's like the letters dance.

Speaker 10 (26:33):
Yeah, it just and it's got the little it's smooth
when it goes across. When you sign a hundred million,
you know I'm talking about you signed a hundred million.
Oh no, Hazabelle.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You see a new face in the studio since the
last time Jimmy retired.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
As you know, let me see a shout out to Jimmy.
You gave us all you had, jim and look what
we replaced them with. Miss what beautiful she makes everything
from scratch. I could tell you you look like you
can cook, like you know how, like you don't know what.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'll just go in there and make it happen.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
I can scratch open a box or scratch open the microwave. Yeah,
you're not an air fryer yet, you have an air
fer I've got a.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Yeah, I got that from my birthday too. That was
a different type of gift. And I was like an
air fry till I started. You you won't cook no more.
Your stove is dead if you get an air fry.
And you started learning how to cook with the air fry.
The stove be looking at it.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
So it's like that you don't love me no more.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
It was together I was. I was there at three
fifty for your player. Man, you can make biscuits and
gravy in in your everything in the air fry.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
It's it's a make and the warm up game. It's nice.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Oh yeah, the French brought me back some McDonald French
fries the other day because you know, usually when they
get cold, they dated, yeah the air fright, get.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
You some olive oil, praying there real quick, hit that
mug on.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Preat yeh bo just wait for them back at Mickey Bill.
Why is it that they say that you're the one
that coined the phrase booty car?

Speaker 10 (28:16):
He is, and mister boy car that I mean, you
want to let me tell you how. First of all,
I'm really really talented, right we know, and super thoughtful,
and so the joke literally came out of, you know,
thinking about late night, like you know, oh my god.
And I said it in jest, just playing around like

(28:36):
oh man, I wish I could make a booty call, and.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I got it.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
So then then I start doing it as a joke
and it caught on because we people do it, but
we didn't have no turn for it.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
We used to call it the hookup.

Speaker 10 (28:50):
You know, I'm gonna hook up or I had a hookup,
but hookup sounds sort of like kind of like oh
my god, like that wasn't a good thing, but a
booty call.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
So I was like, that's a what do you call yesterday? Oh,
she's still there.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
You know, we still say booty call rather.

Speaker 10 (29:07):
Call and just think about another reason why I like
the phrase because you could say it on TV and
it's not offensive. Because back then when I was starting
up and stand up, if you want to say something
a little edge, you couldn't say it, not on network.
So I found a way to be clever about and say, okay,
I can make me a little.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Booty cops better than saying I'm gonna get that as.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, they'd be like, go to commercial, all.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Right, cut, that's go bye. By the way, do you
ever watch TV during the day when when you're on
your downtime. Yes, I have noticed that all the lawyer
commercials come on during the day, one right after the other.
And I figured out why why. It's because people that
have been injured in an accident are home recuperating. Then

(29:54):
they say the taxis hammer and they say, well, maybe
I'll call bo.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
That's exactly why it's gotta be a bowl because I
always wonder, I'm like, why would I call a TV lawyer? Yes,
but they're everywhere, they got billboards. They must be killing
the game. They wouldn't be on TV if it wasn't
getting some benefits. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Rats, Oh yeah, were you harmed?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeh?

Speaker 12 (30:18):
Were you?

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Did you ever have an injury on your job and
felt discrumbled about it? Call me Larry Jenkins. Larry Jenkins
to get you your money, baby.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Baby lawyers talking for the lawsuit against the water in
North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 10 (30:40):
Oh my, every if you were a camp bla June
between two thousand and one and seventeen, you're entitled to
eighteen billion dollars class action lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Get yours at Larry Jenkins. Larry, Larry, Larry, and he
always went and Larry always wins.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Is that in La?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'm just making it up.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Okay, Dallas Horse Classic Ron Cologne Star ninety two fire
remember coming up about a half hour from now, give
or take. We have tickets to go to the Worth
four hundred NASCAR race at Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May fourth.
In fact, this is a family four pack. You can
take everybody in your house. If you have a fifth
person in the house, then they're just gonna have to

(31:23):
stay home watch it on TV.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
The dog.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah, pick now. When we were talking with Bill Bellamy earlier,
we were talking about lawyers the time he was on
the show, and today is international be kind of lawyer's day,
like Larry Jenkins. So the first thing I thought of
with barbecue Bob and his lawyer jokes, and it would
like it what the lawyer jokes begin?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
All right?

Speaker 12 (31:51):
What's difference between God and a lawyer? What God doesn't
think he's a lawyer?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Lawyer does?

Speaker 12 (31:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Well, how much money do you got? Okay?

Speaker 12 (32:02):
What do you get when you put a lawyer in
a microwave? I don't know, eight minutes in his office,
but you get billed.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
For eight dollars? Okay? Hear about the lawyer hurting an accident?

Speaker 12 (32:12):
No, an ambulance stopped suddenly and he ran into the back.
What the lawyers do after they die?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
What they lie?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Still?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Can you tell if a lawyer's will hung?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
You can't get your finger between the rope and his nest.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
Hey, hey, you're standing on the desert island with Adolf
Hitler at till of the hont not a lawyer, and you.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Have a gun with only two bullets.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (32:36):
You shoot the lawyer twice? What's the difference between the
dead dog and the road and the dead lawyer in
the rode? What their skid marks in front of the dog?
Why did God make snakes just before he made lawyers practice?
Why are there so many lawyers in the US to
Saint Patrick chase the snakes out?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Alright? I'm just getting Lord, Where Dracula learn to suck blood?
Where law school? What do you get when you cross
the librarian with a lawyer?

Speaker 12 (33:07):
What all the information you need but you can't understand
the damn word? What the honest lawyers in UFOs have
in common? You hear about them, but you never see.
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
What your honor? What do you call a judge gone bad?

Speaker 12 (33:24):
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (33:29):
A good lawyer knows a law A great lawyer knows
the judge. Lawyers die? Why don't vultures lead them?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Why?

Speaker 12 (33:37):
Because even vultures have chaste? Where can you find a
good lawyer? Where at the city of Morge. What's difference
between a porcupine and a mercedes full of lawyer?

Speaker 11 (33:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
The porcupine has the prince on outside side.

Speaker 12 (33:53):
Lawyers die. Why do they bury him six hundred feet underground? Why?
Because deep down they really nice guys? What's the definition
of mixed emotions? What watching your lawyer drive over cliff
and your move.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
For Oh, Bob, you're killing me, killing me all right,
Bob stuck indoll bye Bob, Listen to me.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
Did you bump your knee on a desk and wake
and now you've got a big, ugly bruise.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Hey, you've been disfigured. You know what you can sue.

Speaker 13 (34:26):
Are you constantly harassed by your boss day in, day out,
telling you when to show up.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
What did do, how to do it, when to do it?

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Hey, that's emotional distress.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
You know what you can sue.

Speaker 13 (34:36):
Did you put your ear against the closed office door
and heard a filthy joke that a furiture sounds like
more emotional distress to me? You know what you can sue,
called the law fime of Sphegman squote by a Testica
and Testica. Now we'll get you the compensation you damn
well deserved. If you've been injured, harassed, or emotionally distressed
at the White Place or anywhere else. Hey, did you

(34:58):
bite into a hamburger. Find an onion you didn't order
to pay. You hate onions. It's like you suffered from
someone else's negligence.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Guess what you can sue.

Speaker 13 (35:09):
We have a tough, smart, ruthless and downright mean as
a snake law fer. And you need to hem us
hamm us hammer until they're squeezed bone dry and their
carcases left or rut. We'll smash the friggin' sculton. We'll
castraate them, we'll disembowel them, we'll hang them by the
short hairs. Or you don't pay nothing. Here's just one

(35:31):
of our many satisfied clients.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I got a piper cutic work.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
They got me a bunch of money.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Gee gee, why work your life away when you can sue?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Oh, don't think you can't sue.

Speaker 13 (35:41):
You can sue. We also handle otto claims too. Did
someone spill a sody pop in your nice clean you
cod damn it? See them call the law for him
of sphigman screwed by a Testica and Testica now at
twent eight hundred, so sue them.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
That's twent eight hundred, so sue them.

Speaker 13 (35:57):
You can sue, Yeah, you can and sue speakman scuote Maya,
Testica and Testica. We don't know the meaning of judgeons.

Speaker 14 (36:06):
He speakman's quote, Myer, Testica and Testica, call now for
your almost free consultation. On eight hundreds so suem. That's
one eight hundreds sol suum. Operators are standing by with
nothing to do, so call now. One eight hundred sol suum.
That's one eight hundred sol suem. Call before they go
on break again. One eight hundreds, so suem. That's one
eight hundreds, so suum. We'll bleed them dry, leave them
for dead. One eight hundred soulsuem. That's twenty eight hundreds
Sol suem. Don't be a chump, bust their hump. One

(36:27):
eight hundreds, so suem, call now right now? What are
you waiting for?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Call now?

Speaker 14 (36:30):
What eight hundred solsuem speakman's quote, Myer, Testica and Testica,
call now, I said, call now, right, all.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Right, all right, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. I'm sure some of you might be stuck
in some crosstown traffic right now, proper, just take an eat, breath,
try and relax because we won't bring the funny for you.
That's right, and Linda lash loves that song by the way, Odesh,
that's one of her favorite crosstown traffic. She has it

(36:56):
on repeat. Now we told you the show. It's free
cone day, as in ice cream. So in order to
win this family four pack of tickets to the Worth
four hundred NASCAR Race of Texi Motor Speedway, you're going
to have to identify a commercial about ice cream. And
I didn't take it easy on you this day. So

(37:18):
it's an old brand. We're gonna have to think about brand.
But I have a if we go too long and
I'm just like God, I'm gonna give this stuff, I
will give you a hint that will give it away. Okay,
all I'm saying, good to know. Okay, talking about birthdays today,
people that are friends of the show, Aries Spears, I

(37:38):
love him. Who's a good friend of Frank Caliendo. Yes,
last week he turned forty nine over the weekend. And
this is just one of the times as was here
to disrupt everything. Always good to see this main yo,
Harry Spears, Sir, I hadn't seen you in a while.

Speaker 15 (37:58):
That's going on.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
I'm good brother, Yeah, I'm going with divorce. Oh no,
so they got me. They got me bent over biting that.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Rag man, that's your way to put it.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Yeah, baby, we've all gone through it, man, you know,
and it's and it's wild because like a judge just
ordered me to pay my child's mother twenty grand a month,
twenty grand a month, twenty grand a month. And you
know what's crazy is like five thousand of that takes
care of everything, the rent, the bills, all the necessities.
But they're giving her the other fifteen simply because it's available.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
You know, they you got screwed like a tithe dog.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
But listen, that's that's that's kind of light compared to
some dudes that do entertainment.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
You know, So twenty grand, who needs twenty grand exactly?

Speaker 9 (38:46):
And the fact and the fact that there's like it's
like there's nothing you can do about it. But I
said to myself, you know, actually there is something I
can do about it. But if I go there and
me and my best friend's stories have to match, you.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Gotta get to listen, man, I gotta talk to you
now closely.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
I'm gonna test his loyalty like never before. Oh god,
it's rough, man. So so I'm trying to deal with that.
But other than that, you know, I guess it could
be worse.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yeah, it could always be worse. At least we're above
ground twenty grand I My damn man, I hate to
see you.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
Have to come out and see Harry Spears here tonight
because this is the new I gotta pay this Bitch
Baby Mama tour?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Is that the name of the the name of the tour.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
I used to tell people to buy my CDs after
the show because I got a weed habit, but now
it goes, No more weed for me.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
This is this is about this bitch baby mother.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Okay, some people think it's inappropriate, but could you do
the thing about ordering it Popeyes? You can't understand?

Speaker 12 (39:45):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
That's a tribute to all the Mexicans.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Yeah, yeah right, I'm only half those Okay, yeah, the lower.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Half the part that's what was the accent?

Speaker 16 (40:00):
You kid?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
We're talking about about the pieces of chicken or something.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I think I said to p yiky uh spicy a mile.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
You know, Randy will appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, I know what that means.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
At one point, uh, in terms of what I wanted
to drink, do you want to soda? The useless?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh you.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Use apple juice, aut use and they fruit use?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
What sight you want?

Speaker 12 (40:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
What's what's uh? You got the pickle? His eyes?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Whatever I say? Uh?

Speaker 17 (40:42):
Uh yashto hey, man, look, Jim knocking about. Jim is
about to bust the rod over. You knocking about people
like that.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Hey, that's all good.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Hey, it's all good. It's life saying.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm just saying you're gona live in the country. Baby,
You got to learn the language.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I was in a Jack in the Box drive through
one time and I heard the person say, dried fruit peas? Right?
What are dried fruit peas? I didn't order to drive fruit.
He was trying to say, drive through dried fruit pee?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
What what we habit?

Speaker 8 (41:22):
They?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
What if you want we habit they? I mean we
have the Yeah, we habit.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
We habits now now come on now, it kills me.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
You're gonna be an American. You have to learn to
say we have the.

Speaker 12 (41:40):
Habit.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And there's people going, man, they must have been through
the same drive all of them, all of them.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Brian Reagan comedian Brian Reagan had a funny joke one
time where he said he was driving through a drive
through and they asked him.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
He said. They asked me if I wanted to buy
a franchise, and I said, what is it?

Speaker 16 (42:02):
You?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Would you like?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
You?

Speaker 12 (42:03):
Frank?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Fright, FRANKI.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I don't want to buy a franchise.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I'm a little short.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh this kills me.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I knew this would happened. All you have to do
is do the shack guys, and that was enough for me.
A Spears, thanks coming in to see you again and
let us know if you get you know something happening
on Joe. Absolutely you'll be glad promo.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
And make sure everybody you follow me on Twitter at
Airy Spears, thank you, thank.

Speaker 18 (42:36):
You about it.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Doesn't sound as good when I do it, though.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
It's hard to beat Ronnie Spector man, and boy would
she pretty even as an older?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yes, she was fos and Phil Spector treated her like crap.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
He began beat on her.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Man. You can't do that, expect a woman to stay around.

Speaker 16 (43:09):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Okay, let's give away some tickets, a family four pack
of tickets to join us at the Worth four hundred
race at Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, March fourth. March fourth,
I'm still living in last month. Leave me alone, so
that'll be May the fourth, and you can join us
at the broadcast. And if you want to go and

(43:31):
don't want to spend the dough, then you're gonna have
to identify this commercial for ice cream, okay, because it
is free Cone Day and it's a brand that's still around, Yes,
as a brand that's definitely still around. Okay, all right,
let's hear it. I'm gonna play the commercial. I may
have to play it twice. Tell me this brand of
ice cream, its.

Speaker 16 (43:52):
Name of origin is Theo Brahma food of the Gods,
but we know it as chocolate. This maybe the first
time you seen natural chocolate, and this may be the
first time you've really tasted it. All natural ice cream,
nothing artificial, just fresh milk, real cream, pure sugar, so

(44:13):
that true chocolate taste really comes through. It's like tasting
chocolate for the first time.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
The spectacular ice cream dessert called Leonetta. But despite its
delicious premium ice cream with its irresistible crisp chocolate layers.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Wait a minute, what is she doing with that ice cream.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
To leave you with one small problem? One slice is
never enough.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Nature seems to be the thing these days. Well, we
never had to go back to nature, because that's where
we've always been. Since the eighteen hundreds, we've pledged our
ice cream was made with ripe fruit, natural sugar, pure
milk and cream, nothing artificial. We were the only ones
to make that pledge then, and we're the only ones
who make it today, where good ice cream has always

(45:07):
come naturally.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Got it acting like they're having sex with a big thing,
don't you You mean we're the only ones? I guess,
So should I pay it one more time?

Speaker 8 (45:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
And there's a big hint in there, Yes there is. Yes, Okay, listen.

Speaker 16 (45:25):
Its name of origin is Theo Brahma food of the gods,
but we know it as chocolate. This may be the
first time you've seen natural chocolate, and this may be
the first time you've really tasted it. All natural ice cream,
nothing artificial, just fresh milk, real cream, pure sugar, so

(45:46):
that true chocolate taste really comes through. It's like tasting
chocolate for the first time.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
The spectacular ice cream dessert called Leonetta its delicious theme
ice cream with its irresistible crisp, chocolatey layers, Brianetta could
leave you with one small problem. One slice is never enough.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Back to Nature seems to be the thing these days. Well,
we never had to go back to nature because that's
where we've always been. Since the eighteen hundreds, we pledged
our ice cream was made with ripe fruit, natural sugar,
pure milk and cream, nothing artificial. We were the only
ones to make that pledge then, and we're the only
ones who make it today. Ice cream has always come natural.

Speaker 15 (46:39):
Oh yeah, right, oh yeah, little tell left, yeah yeah,
bring that half yellow ice cream all a.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Jesus yeah, two four seven. I need to know that
brand of ice cream you just heard, and I got
it because of that one hens in the second spot.
That's why I put it in there.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Following them, show tell me what brand of ice cream
that is? Friar Briars. You guys are too smart for me. Now,
how did you know, ma'am? How'd you know it was Briar's.

Speaker 19 (47:25):
I love Briar.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Oh okay, oh, she gets down on it with the Briars.
What what was the thing that the ice cream cake?
Ice patcha rise only one has that. Everybody has ice
cream cake, but they only call it that. Who is
this by the way, Hi, Dianna, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
We got a family four pack of tickets to the
NASCAR race on Sunday, May of the fourth. If you'll
hold on, we got to get some information from you,
and if you get a chance, come by and see us,
because we're going to be broadcasting from somewhere. Sure, all right,
hang on just a minute, because we got to get
some info from you. Okay, I way to go. First,
caller ye Wire's ice cream. Now tomorrow I'm gonna try

(48:11):
to get a Grand Slam. All right, choose your news
with no theme, no theme for choose your news, by
the way, UH call the ASCA Stuff hotline because tomorrow
is Aska's right two one, four, eight, six, six eighty see.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
And believe it or not, the Sex Pistols are coming
to town. They're going to play the legendary Long Warn
Ballroom in Dallas in September, and if you want to
be there, be listening. Next hour, Bo and I are
going to open up that lone Star ticket window around
eight forty right here on Dallas Fort Worth Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Five boys make it a mess that'll wake up. Come on,
come on, come on, wait for it. It is Dallas.

(49:05):
What was classic Rocolon the Star ninety two to five
ac DC playing Jerry World Monday night. Wow, that's less
than a week away. Now I can hardly wait. Yeah,
you've never seen him before. No, I always said I'll
see him next time, And now this is gonna be it.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
You know, this is the fair and undred percent convinced
this is the last chance to see this band.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
And I bet she's right. It's very likely.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yeah, he's gonna sit around and count money after this. Yeah,
they're not gonna want a tour anymore. They may do
a Vegas thing where.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
They yeah, a residency. Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Different.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
You don't have to go city to city and your
crew didn't have to bust down and set up. And
if I may, I want to send that song out
to a little boy named Hayes. Hayes lives in McKinnie
with his parents.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
About five years ago, I was working at School of
Rock McKinney and I got the pleasure of teaching that
little seven year old that song on the drums really
and it was just it's hi. He's got to be
twelve now. So Hunter, if you're or Hayze, if you're listening,
get your.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Ass in school. Well I thought you said he worked
with dynamite or something DNT. All right, he loved that song.
You wanted to learn it tomorrow. Let's ask us stuff
day call. He asked us stuff hotlines. You got a
question and I know you do two and four eight
six six eighty six hundred. But uh, I also got
a request for Matt the Cat. He wants to hear

(50:26):
the scroll Him song. Yeah, and I told him that
you would do it if you could. I'll do it
in just a little while. All right, it's coming up,
be pat Mat the Cat, but a good friend of
this show. He's been a friend for years. Christopher reed.
That's kid of kid and play. Yeah. He turned sixty
one over the weekend, so I said, well, let's relive
one of his visits with him. Hold it, wait a minute,

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hold on, pick cups?

Speaker 9 (50:47):
What co?

Speaker 8 (50:48):
What?

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Who woke up this mooning?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
The all is yelling in who woke up this bone
in bullying?

Speaker 20 (50:59):
It's the Kate guy, the kid, that kid from half
Tea one, two and three.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
What ain't my type of height? Let's go damn, I
like it with your freestyle like that free south ladies
and tell them let's read what what's up?

Speaker 15 (51:15):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
What's happening, y'all.

Speaker 20 (51:17):
That was like a stark turn from the music that
was on previous Ye from the car right, yeah, somebody
just drove off the turnpike in Louisville.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Hell's going on there?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
And I'm digging your quikie mark like shirt, your shirt,
your Quickie.

Speaker 20 (51:36):
March shirt is, as they say, on fleek, on fleek,
It's on fleek. That's the new one.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I thought that was the name of those animals. Oh
that's Fleet Fleet.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Hey, well yeah, come in and go out Fleet.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Where'd you get the cube shirt?

Speaker 12 (51:53):
Man?

Speaker 20 (51:53):
You're gonna believe this. We I was in I want
to say, I was in Colorado. We were talking about Colorado.
I was there and I got this, believe it or not.
I got this at Urban Outfitters.

Speaker 11 (52:05):
Well just come on.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Over here, we have our ice cube iced tea.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Iced yeah. Yeah, so yeah, I got this in probably
one of the whitest stores.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
That's pretty wide.

Speaker 14 (52:20):
The Kardashians were in trouble that the two girls because
they were putting their faces on pictures like iced Tea.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Over Tupac and yeah, oh yeah, and nobody have you
no shame?

Speaker 20 (52:36):
You're a Dashian, don't your vaginas make you enough money.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Apparently ever run into those women at all, very rarely.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
You know, I can't. I guess I can't get into
those restaurants that they get into. Remember we Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
We stayed at the w Hotel on the Hollywood Boulevards. Okay,
Oh yeah, I know, I know that when they they
have a you know, upper roof pool.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Oh yeah, very flying.

Speaker 11 (53:05):
He was up in there.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
They wouldn't let us up there because the Kardashians were
having a private party.

Speaker 20 (53:10):
They were well, excuse me, right, probably shooting one of
their shows, seven or eight shows that we don't watch.
That's right, Kardashian fatigue. Man, you know already watches that
show all the time. And what are you supposed to do?
You gotta watch it with Let me take the room.

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Do you really let me tell you something?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I can't take them.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Let me tell you something. You got your wife? Usually
it's whoever I'm dating at the time.

Speaker 20 (53:38):
And a lot of times you end up watching what
they watch, you know, you know, I end up watching
you know, you know what ladies they watched. They like
to watch all them investigate You watch that I D
channel date Line. No, that's wrong because they watched all
that those all murdered. They if your lady, your lady
watching those shows, you to watch out, that's.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Right, figuring out a way.

Speaker 20 (54:03):
I'm like like, hey, hey baby baby, what were my
lemonade tastes like anti freeze?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Maybe you ain't mad at me?

Speaker 11 (54:10):
Like I don't know, investigated.

Speaker 20 (54:14):
And she always watching Forensic Files. Gotta figure oh yeah,
I won't make that mistake. No, no, and you always
know what's in trouble that that that that that narrator
he got the same thing and the thing then.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
My foulcy.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
That's good for a man like Chris, who does a
lot of voiceover wor.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah I am but man, that dude scares me.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Man.

Speaker 20 (54:38):
You know when you hear that dude's voice on Forensic Files,
that means somebody died or is about to.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Yeah, you don't want to be that voice, you know.
Thing and the thing found in the trunk in the
burning inferno.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I don't know if you know this, but there is
a power Ranger that is played by a guy n Chris.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Read really yes, oh god, I don't know. He might
be a relative, could be.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
There is also a Chris Reid who plays for the
L s U Baseball team.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Is this the kind of the crack of research that.

Speaker 12 (55:15):
Let me.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Let me google Chris read and see what comes up
with oh, L s U Baseball and Power Ranger. By
the way, speaking of the internet, you're supposed to be dead.
By the way, Yeah, there's a rumor that you died.
What yes, yeah, I just type. Listen when when Chris

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Reid starts quoting the cutting crew, then you know we're.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
That's how you know we're old.

Speaker 11 (55:54):
Oh god, you know what you ain't.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You ain't famous if there's not rumors about you. That's right.
I heard I was dead.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
I was gay.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I was there's also that your transgender to really, yes,
there's a transgender.

Speaker 20 (56:07):
Well, come on, guys, come out to the shows this
weekend and we'll find out.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
He will drop trout and prove.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, show you the lady parts.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Last time you were here, you were talking about that
nineties tour that you were doing. With the tour that's
gonna kill us, kidd and play and I think tone locals.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Tone low, vanilla ice, salt heaper coolio. Yeah, is that
still going on?

Speaker 20 (56:31):
It is?

Speaker 4 (56:31):
It is?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
They kind of did it.

Speaker 20 (56:33):
I love the nineties tour that we we we were
doing like the last year and a half. They've kind
of done a couple of offshoots, so we we we're
on one now called I Love the Nineties. The party continues.
Some of the days have genuine and TLC and stuff
like that.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
So they should call it We're gonna run your rack, right,
there's gonna yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
The the underlying tour is who's alive on stage?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Who couldn't last?

Speaker 12 (56:59):
Right?

Speaker 20 (56:59):
And the to the tour is still sponsored by Icy
Hot and and Chiropractor. There's still there's still there's still
a tank of oxygen right on the side.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
We're boy, you're having fun with everybody there?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
No, we are, man. It's cool, man.

Speaker 20 (57:14):
I mean it's funny like you know, you know back
in the days, you know the rappers, when we were
on tour together, everything was like really competitive and it's
not really like that anymore. Everybody's just happy to see
you're just everyone alive.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Strike.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Let's face it, house party was twenty seven years ago.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Can you believe that? You know what I mean?

Speaker 20 (57:34):
The fans have been great. I mean a lot of
times they come they got all their nineties gear on,
and they got the rope chains and you know, and
all the big color for yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know,
no disrespect.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Some of the ladies. Look, you don't fit in that stuff.

Speaker 15 (57:51):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 20 (57:51):
They come in, they come in with the jeans with
all the cuts in them. I said, you gotta be careful, lady.
You've got a lot more meat than your head.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
And Bo and them Weekday Mornings, Dallas Horrors, Classic Rock,
lone Star ninety two to five Did you Know What Bo?
Today marks the fiftieth anniversary of Aerosmith releasing their third
and breakthrough album, nineteen seventy five's Toys in the edic
That's right, fifty years. I remember playing it when I

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worked at the station in Beaumont, Texas. Some of the
best songs are on that album. Oh yeah. It was
produced by Jack Douglas. It contains Walk This Way, Sweet Emotion,
Big ten inch records, and the title track What I
Really Like. Toys peaked at number eleven on the Billboard
two hundred Album Charts, their most successful album, having sold
more than nine million copies in America alone. And what

(58:45):
did we learn on Did you Know? With Bo?

Speaker 5 (58:47):
We learned that they made more money on guitar hero
than any of their albums.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Elsmith started in like sixty nine. Yeah, so that puts
the band in almost sixty years.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I at this point.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Here's a clip of Steven Tyler on how he pushed
the envelope lyrically on that song you just heard walk
this Way without saying no dirty words.

Speaker 19 (59:08):
Anybody can use those words and quite effectively. It's just
that that gets redundant because everybody can. But when you
write things like backstroke, lover, always hideerneath the cover, was
a cheerleader, was a really young bleeder at the times,
I could reminisce best things of love thee with her
sister and a cousin.

Speaker 12 (59:21):
Ah.

Speaker 19 (59:21):
I started with a little kiss like this that was
real nasty and around the side of the barn to me,
but I thought, wow, this is great.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I'm gonna put it down like that, and I like that.

Speaker 19 (59:29):
You know, it makes for real interesting. Nobody knows what
the hell you're talking about until two years later, after
they've heard it so many times he go, hmm, wait
a minute.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Needs to lay off the coffee. Yeah, that was very young.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Steven Tyler, but he's absolutely right, because you sing the
lyrics and you're like jamming and then you're like, what
what young bleader?

Speaker 8 (59:44):
What?

Speaker 11 (59:47):
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Man, you guys have ever seen him in a concert?
Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
He changes the line in that song instead of month
on the Road and I be eating from your hand.
Uh huh, he says month on the road, and I'll
be blanking in your hand. And then he lickses, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Steven, you're just a dirty young fellow, a nasty, nasty man. Okay,
So we got a request and it is toy box Tuesday,
and I will honor your request, ladies and gentlemen, friend,
Romans countryman, I give to you the Scrotum song.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Here you go, scrout up, strout up.

Speaker 17 (01:00:35):
That's my crankly bag of skin, strewed up, sprout up.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
That's the thing.

Speaker 18 (01:00:43):
Okaytest he said, sweekly. Yeah, it's creaky and it's covered
in hair, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I don't know what I do.

Speaker 16 (01:00:52):
Whatever it wants, stop there, scutter's smile gretly.

Speaker 18 (01:01:02):
I'm not already big row ride in the South. We
can break thee off, but you can bump it in
your mouth, excite in my peanut. It's rather small. It's
better to have one peanuthing no.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Pall, oh my peanut freen it's crown.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Right in the suck.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Play yo yo, I let to play with mine? Yes,
you let me play.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
You're yo yo.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
We'll have a real good time.

Speaker 18 (01:01:46):
Listen, got the weenie and I got the fun. Let's
go gather the gun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
You let me play, yo yo?

Speaker 18 (01:01:58):
All let me play?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Nobody joined in now.

Speaker 18 (01:02:06):
Rankly crankly bay stremely and right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I'll explain that later. An ab jes Jesus, Jesus, You're welcome.
Dallas Horrors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Long
time Yes guitarist Steve Howe seventy eight years old today, Well,

(01:02:55):
happy birthday, Steve. He was also in Asia, if you
might remember that, So happy birthday there, Steve. I'd got
the information earlier. I would have sent you a card,
even though I have no idea where you live, Steve
how Yeah, that's just the thought, was there. That's enough?
Isn't it enough?

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Sure you have such a kind heart. He's such a
thoughtful human being. Yeah. I don't always use it, but
there you who want our tickets to go see these
sex pistols. Brad Martinez Way to go. I'd like to
see that show just to see if they're still crappy.
Johnny Rotten's not playing with them.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Glenn Mattlock is on bas which he's been their replacement
for Sid Vicious for a very long time now. Original
drummer Paul Cook, original drummer Steve Jones, will look at
the original guitarist Steve Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
I was about to say two drummers, Well, grateful dad
did it? Brother Crimson had three drummers.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Ask us stuff day Yes, answered that question, and tomorrow
is ask a stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
That's right. So have you got a question, Gaul? He
asked his stuff offline two one for eight six six
eighty six hundred. To leave your question there and we'll
answer it on the air like we always do and
play Choose your News for those NASCAR tickets. I don't
know if you saw this story yesterday. A man is
hospitalized after his truck fell into a sinkhole in Pleasant

(01:04:24):
Grove yesternight. Yes, I saw the video that Dallas Fire Rescue.
They were called to the eighteen hundred block of Riverway
Drive at nine thirteen in the morning after someone reported
a pickup truck pulling a trailer got stuck in this
huge sinkhole. How scary must that have been for the guy? Man,
I'm always worried I'm going to be driving along and
my truck is going to be the one that makes

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it give away. You know, it's gobbled up. Authorities could
not confirm whether the sinkhole opened underneath the truck or
the driver drove into it, but said that the water
department had been notified and was asked to invest the
gate now. Dallas Water Utilities said they're responding. Crews identified
a failed twenty seven inch concrete wastewater mainline. Oh that

(01:05:09):
will dood Barney barring any unforeseen circumstances. Repairs are expected
to be completed by Thursday, but drivers are urged to
stay out of that area if you would, would you please?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
And Blondie drummer Clem Burke is died, you know, so
sad cancer takes another one gride from cancer. At the
age of seventy, Burt learned his trade behind the drumkit
by playing in various Jersey cover bands and Baron Saint
Andrew Bridgeman Drum and Bugle Corps when he was a teenager.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah Bayonne, New Jersey, that's right. Debbie Harry and Chris
Stein recruited Clem Burke when they were first starting Blondie,
and he finally joined the band in early nineteen seventy five.
I actually saw them play one time in New Orleans. Yeah,
and tell them what you said. Well, the band leaves
the stage first, they were done. They shouldn't have let
rock Pile opened the show because rock Pile blew. But

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what really? And then Clem Burke cames out and he
has a big bucket of water and he dumps it
on everybody in front of the stage and runs off.
It was a dick thing to do, but it was funny.
Burke played on every studio album released during Blondie's original
run from nineteen seventy six to nineteen eighty two. During
Blondie's hiatus, Clem Burke played on drums by with Pete

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Townsend albums Hey Pop, Joan Jett, and Beb Dyland. He
also was a member of the Eurhythmics for their nineteen
eighty six album and tour for Revenge, and was a
member of the Romantics from nineteen ninety to two thousand
and four.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
And we had a lot of tributes to him up
on the Bow and m show page at lone Star
ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
A post from Joan Jet, Ronnie Woods, Stevie van Zandt
and of course Blondie.

Speaker 15 (01:06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Well, Burke was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame in two thousand and six with all the
rest of Blondie. He also did a couple of fill
ins for other rock hall acts. In nineteen eighty seven,
he did two shows for the Ramones under the name
Elvis Ramon. Oh he didn't even use his real name. No, well,
they were all Ramone, none of them are named Ramote.

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They adopted him, and in twenty twenty one he filled
in for the Go Gos when their drummer Gina Shop
was recovering from surgery. Hated to see that guy go ye,
but all said, always remember him dumping that big bucket
of water on everybody from the State last Stone Sea World.
Right there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Hey, if your four one K took a hit last week,
how about we take a little bit of the thing
out with an extra thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Rock the bank is back starting on Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Your shot at one thousand dollars, nine times a day,
Monday through Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Just listen for the keywords for your chance to win.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Bo and I are going to have that first keyword
of the day on Monday at nine ten, around nine
ten in the morning. We have all the details up
at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Say you know what I'd rather have than a good time?
What money? Yeah, because you can make your own good time.
Very true, You're so smart, Bo Roberts. Actually, somebody needs
to help me figure this stuff out. But I'm doing
my best with what I got to work with because
it's hardwired up in my head. Some Tomorrow is ask

(01:08:15):
a Stuff Day, so you must call the Ask his
Stuff hotline and leave his a question two one four,
eight six six eighty six hundred and of course we
will play choose your news so you'd win that family
four pack of NASCAR tickets at Texas Motor Speedway. Let's
talk time wasters. What you got? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com. So, Bo,
you were talking about the death of Blondie drummer Clem Burke.
He died this week and Blondie issued a statement yesterday
saying that he died from cancer and that Clem was
not just a drummer, he was the heartbeat of Blondie.
We have that full statement up, also a bunch of
tributes that people posted online. You know, because he joined

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the band in early nineteen seventy five, Clenn Burke was
never able to graduate from college, but in twenty eleven
he did receive an honorary degree.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
And here he is back then talking about that honor
It's great.

Speaker 21 (01:09:11):
I'm loving it, you know. I mean I never got
to finish college, you know, I attended NYU for a while. Actually,
when we got our first record deal with Blondie back
in the late seventies is when I stopped going to school.
I always kind of thought about matriculating back in but
it just never came about.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
So now I don't have to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Today's the day, right matriculating. I thought Hank Stram was
the only one that used the word artriculating.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
And my dad too.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Yeah, you stop utriculating all over road.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Yeah, Rest in peace, Klenberg. He was seventy years old,
and the next time it rains, we'll think of him pouring.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
A bucket of water on yesh, Yeah, that cracked me up.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
So you talked about this earlier, bou Today April eighth
marks the fiftieth anniversary of Aerosmith releasing the third and
breakthrough album, nineteen seventy five's Toys in the Attic. It
contains such Class six's Walk This Way Sweet Emotion. Here's
Steven Tyler talking about the opening sound of Sweet Emotion
and what inspired him.

Speaker 19 (01:10:09):
I was inspired by the Rolling Stones song we.

Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
Love You.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
You know, they coming from far away, and that was
my original idea for Shee Emotion. That's one of the
places it came from.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
All right, well now we know, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
In case you can't get this Saturday's Record Store Dave
Vinyl deluxe edition of Sting's new album three point zero
Live Don't Stress. He has announced that a standard version
is going to be released on CD, vinyl and digitally
on April twenty fifth. Among the nine songs on the
album our Message in a Bottle, Englishman in New York,

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Fields of Gold, Synchronicity. We have all that information up
as well as some videos for you to check out.
Pretenders are going to release a new live album called
Kick Them Where It Hurts. Oh on June thirteenth. It
was recorded on the band's twenty twenty fourth Theater tour.
You can check out Time the Avenger off that album
on our page. And finally, Biker's in Love, Oh, we

(01:11:10):
have the video up of a biker who pulled off
an amazing proposal while riding on the highway, and his
biker friends even helped him out, pulling out in front
of him with shirts that read will you marry Me?

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
When they were all lined up on their bikes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
So many things could have gone wrong, like losing the
ring going seventy five miles per hour.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah, but that didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
We have that video up on the Bone and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Aint love Graham, excuse me going down? No, just conversing
right now. Rind up, butter up or I can get

(01:11:54):
down to where holves to go. I gotta start slow.
I know, I know, exactly. Okay, that's enough of this
mess for one day. Thanks for calling in your suggestions.
I'm glad Matt Kat reminded us we hadn't played the
Scrogum song and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Speaking of which, big shout out to the low t Center.
They are big supporters of the Bow and Them show,
and we love having their support. So if you're a
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Once again to the low T Center for being a

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part of our team.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
We appreciate you. I'm finna go by there after the
show to date, see are you my little injection? Whoa
has missus Bow been warned? Yes, that's her birthday present. Okay,
it's our after show decompression session. I don't know what
we're gonna talk about, but then again, we never really

(01:12:55):
know until we just start going at it. That's true.
We blab. So we're going to talk about Houston losing
or should we.

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
Just let you know?

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Because the game didn't start until seven fifties, so I
was in bed, but they were winning it first and
then they just they choked the come back Cougars.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Yeah, they didn't get a shot off in the last
few seconds. Heartbreaking, heartbreaking. Oh well, well, then let's don't
talk about it. They never won a title, I know,
and I'm gonna warn them to win because they were
this close. And Florida who gives the rats after about painful?
The Gators the champions.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
The domphee.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Chompions even to Florida press the champions. Yeah, but that's
better than Florida sega. Okay, okay, we got it right,
all right, So we'll see you on the after show,
and we'll see you on the show not show tomorrow
where it will be Aska Stuff Day. Come on over
to Facebook, you join us. We're gonna do our after
show decompresionation and after that we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (01:14:00):
He did.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Let's do it. Let's say it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Bye,