Full Show Replay- National Poutine Day! Gary Hoey In Studio: He Plugged in his Guitar and Went to Town. (Ep 1349)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Bow and Them show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, litwitz, halfwits,
dimwitz vipers, snippers, con Man, Indian Asias, Mexican bandits, muggers, burgerers, bushwackers,
horn swracklers, horse these bulldkes, train robbers, bank robbers, I stickers.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Could you repeat that shirt?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living
in New York City. I am broadcasting on all frequencies.
If you are out there, if anyone is out there,
please hello.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today is Friday, and we become war years off the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We're starting out the weekend on a Friday. Wow, it's
as I came on the air, this star just mellowing
and boiling out of me.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
And that's something.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
And that's something.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
In other words, you will be ahead instead of behind.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hello, right there?

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Not something.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
I'm getting so.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Tickled over this.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
You heard it, but at this very moment.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
It's like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you Jeeves, that this is the day you took
your first That was prophetic. That was the most unusual
feeling just went through me. Praise God, thank God. It's Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
Oh, some new theory about radio waves.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Violent content for rental discretion is advised. Would you kindly
shut your noise hole.

Speaker 8 (01:50):
No guys ever said anything that nice to me before.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You and I are going to be the same party
this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
God, this is so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Cool.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
It is definitely Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
So let's say that the magic word one more time.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Right by the rules of high school, you are now
popular game. I'm on girls, Let's go upstairs and make out.

Speaker 10 (02:18):
That bathroom feels so good.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Party in with the cool kitch. I am a very
proud dad right now.

Speaker 11 (02:26):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I personally think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 12 (02:28):
And now here is something we hope you really like.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
You must feel ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (02:44):
You seem like one fool dude.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
A lot of people don't think that.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
That feel great.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Care one way of the other.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
I think you're cool.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Really Yeah, yes, you didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
I think you're the bomb. Diggity and Jessica too. Bessie
I haven't met yet.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh you hadn't met Bessie. Not yet.

Speaker 13 (03:05):
Oh well, she went back to Louisiana. She got her
a nice job.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
Oh well, good for her.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's because she thinks you're the most uncool down in
the whole world.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
No got here.

Speaker 13 (03:16):
Okay, let's see what days we're celebrating here today, National
Barbershop Quartet.

Speaker 8 (03:22):
Hell yeah, Oh my goodness, and you have some goodies
in the till.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh yes.

Speaker 13 (03:27):
April eleventh, nineteen thirty eight, a group of men met
in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and started what would become the Society
for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's a mouthful.

Speaker 13 (03:39):
It's basically singing a cappella, which means voices only into accompaniment.
Oh yeah, I got some barbershop quartet for your ass
later on the show.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Every time I see a barbershop quartet, I think of
mister Pepperman.

Speaker 13 (03:51):
Yes, yeah, yes, yeah, that's the outfit and playing his
comb with the toilet paper on it. I used to
watch him. I watched him. It's Internet nactional. Louis Louie
Day one of the most recorded songs in rock and
roll history. It takes place on the birthday of Richard Barry,
the writer of the song, who was born on this
date in nineteen thirty five. However, the song was not

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without controversy, as most of you remember, because of its
sometimes unintelligible lyrics, many assumed there were obscene words, and
it was banned by some radio stations. The FBI even
investigated its lyrics for over thirty months live. In the end,

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the lyrics couldn't be deciphered, so it was ruled that
the lyrics couldn't be obscene because you can't understand them.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
These are the same people that were listening to the
Beatles records background.

Speaker 13 (04:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. It is National
Dive Bar Day.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh yes.

Speaker 13 (04:47):
It's one of those watering holes that when you first
saw it, you thought, aint.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No way I'm going in that gum. Okay, I want
to mention something real quick, bo I'll be fast. ACDC
Dive Bar pop ups have been happening in acdc's two
stops in the US and overseas. Really, and there's one.
There's an address for one Sunday and Monday in Fort Worth.

Speaker 13 (05:08):
I will have to talk about absolutely.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I can't, y'all.

Speaker 13 (05:13):
Well, it's the kind of places I love going into.
And you know what my favorite dive bar is, don't
you care? Yes? I do the poop deck on Seawall
in Galveston. Every time I go to Galveston, I always
have to make at least one trip to the boop.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
We all know why they call it the poop deck. Yeah, seagulls.

Speaker 13 (05:30):
Uh huh, that provides the poop in the deck. It
is National Submarine Day. Hey baby won't go to back
when Late Rush the submarine raised bos going down lately
and she said, okay, then you knew you were halfway
to the promised. It is National eight track Tape Day.

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Anybody have an eight track tape player?

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I still have an eight track?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I know, yeah, I know a lot.

Speaker 13 (05:58):
Of you had one, so did. It was annoying when
the song would fade out. Then you'd hear a click
click when the song would come back up on and finish.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
I have it eight track tape with my mom doing
the legal ID for one oh two nine.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh really yes, no.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yes, I need to have it like transferred to digital
your I still have Bad Companies first album on eight track,
and for whatever reason, the plastic casing is pink.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
For God's sake, I don't get that. I don't get it.

Speaker 13 (06:28):
It's National pet Day. Just about everybody has some kind
of pet to keep the company. Once you teach him
to go outside and take a squirre to take a
dump your bonding of you. We'll be right on track.
That's right, National poutine Day, not poon tang pootee.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's a different day.

Speaker 13 (06:44):
It's made up of French fries, cheese, curds, and brown gravy.
It's mainly a Canadian dish. So don't expect those Holsers
to share with us until well, you know, that fifty
first ape thing ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Maybe the Maple Leaf Cafe can drop them off for us.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, that place looks good. It's right around the corner.

Speaker 13 (07:02):
And it's National Cheese fond Day.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yum.

Speaker 13 (07:06):
It's basically the same thing here in Texas that we
call caso.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
My mom used to make it.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Really.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
I still have the little Fondu kit.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
The kit yea.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
When I was clearing out my mom's house, I found
the fond new kit. Of course you do, so I'll
have to bite you.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'll never go tear it up with the melting pot
and addison.

Speaker 13 (07:24):
Yeah yo, all right, So we got to media an
actor Michael Rappaport on the show, guitar great Gary Howay
on the show and his guitar Yeah, he'd bringing a guitar.
We got tickets to the NASCAR races and tickets to
see the sexpist Laura right, are we ready to go

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on with the show?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, here we bleeding go give me all you plum.

Speaker 13 (07:54):
I'm the star ninety two five. Hey, look what time
it is. It's take Thirtyeth Diversport taught.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
You buy the will Hide Law Firm. Injury lawyers. Go
to willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 13 (08:04):
Well, your Dallas Stars are still stuck in neutral as
the Winnipeg Jets moved closer to the top seed in
the Western Conference with a four to nothing win over
the second place Dallas Stars last night at the American
Airlines Center.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
In front of our home crowd too.

Speaker 13 (08:21):
Kyle Connor scored twice for the Jets in the third period,
and Winnipeg now needs only one more point over the
final three games to be the number one seed for
the first time ever. Now Dallas was shut out for
the first time this season. The Stars lost six to
five in overtime at home to Vancouver on Tuesday, becoming
the first team in NHL history to lose after having

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a three goal lead in the final minute of regulation.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Come on Stars don't fall apart now and.

Speaker 13 (08:49):
They've been so good all season, and all of a
sudden they're stuck in neutral.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
As I say, really exciting to watch this.

Speaker 13 (08:57):
Winnipeg plays its final regular season game at I'll Go tomorrow.
The same day the Stars have their home game finale
against Utah.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
That's right, the season is winding down.

Speaker 13 (09:08):
Wish I could explain why the Stars have been melting
down after being such on a hot streak few games ago.
After Tomorrow's last home game for Dallas, the Stars go
on the road for their last two games of the
regular season. As far as the postseason, Dallas will be
in the playoffs, but they need to get their mojo
back if they really want to advance. Say they need

(09:29):
to do that and hopefully I'm knocking on wood just
your case.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Dallas Mavericks have only two games left in the regular season,
with a home game tonight against Toronto and then Sunday
afternoon against the Grizzlies in Memphis. For the first time
in franchise history, the Mavericks will experience the play in tournament.
What that means is they weren't good enough in the
regular season to prove they are playoff worthy, but they
weren't bad enough to be serious contenders in the Cooper

(09:56):
Flag Sweepstakes. You know, he's that star basketball player from
two that everybody's after in the NBA Draft. Well, the
MAVs are somewhere in between, and like Andy Dufrain said
in Shawshank Redemption, hope is a good thing. Maybe the
best of them in the tournament. The Mavericks will play
Sacramento Wednesday in the playing Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Good look this time next week in Caltown. Another major
sporting event will be in Terran County, the twenty twenty
five NCUBLEA Women's Gymnastics Championships. This is going to be
a Dickey's Arena starting this coming Thursday with eight college teams.
Next week they begin a quest for the top prize,
which is a national championship, an honor LSU walked away

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with just last year. Right Tigers, way to go, That's right.
The latest stop on the NCAA tour is aimed at
getting folks excited ready for the college Women's gym Championship meet,
returning to Fort Worth again. It starts on Thursday. The
lead up has several more stops where fans can take
pictures with the championship hardware, and the trophy has now
been put up at the Fort Worth Zoo. Why the zoo?

(11:03):
I don't know. That's a good question. I was sitting
here trying to figure out.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Because the monkeys are really good at gymnasci.

Speaker 13 (11:11):
Oh yeah, that's why, especially when they show their button
throw feces at you. Buffalo New York might just be
the most painful sports city.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
In all of America.

Speaker 13 (11:23):
Oh yeah. The near misses of the Bills in the
playoffs have been well documented. I mean, the Cowboys beat
them twice for Super Bowl titles. But did you know
that the Buffalo Savers have just missed the NHL playoffs
for the fourteenth season.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
In a row.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Wow, that hurts.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
Now, that's an NHL record, and they are now tied
with the New York Jets for the longest active playoff
drought in pro sports.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Heart I wish them well.

Speaker 13 (11:52):
I felt bad when we had to beat them and
they go to the Super Bowl four times and lose
each time.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
As Cowboys fans, though, I don't think we should make
too much fun of the.

Speaker 13 (12:00):
No true, Yeah, let's move on.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
Let's not Jingsarzelves after beating the Chicago Cubs on Wednesday
to prevent to sweep. The Texas Rangers have another on
the road series starting tonight against the Seattle Mariners. Now
after this weekend, the Rangers will return home to Glow
black Field on Tuesday to begin a six game homestand
against the Angels and the Dodgers. Come on, Rangers, do it.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Here's a classic case of lemons being turned into lemonade.
All right. An American tourist known only as Evan had
gotten onto a boat for a sightseeing tour of London,
and sadly, he got on the wrong boat. Oh no,
Instead of the boat Evan was supposed to be on,
he ended up on a party boat.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
That's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah yeah. This party boat was chartered out by one
hundred and fifty die hard soccer fans. Do you know
how rowdy they get in a soccer stadium over there? Absolutely,
this is the fans they called the South End United
Football Club soccer fans. Okay, rowdy people. And some of
those fans noticed Evan was kind of sitting quietly by himself,

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like you didn't know anyone. So they said, oh, you're
all right, mate, they said, After the explained explaining the situation.
The soccer gang quickly adopted Evan as a new shrimper,
as they call them, a shrimper. Yeah, they fed them
some beers. They gave him a game ticket and fans
chanted Evan as a shrimp. Evan as a shrimper. They
did that during the game.

Speaker 13 (13:34):
Doesn't it mean like an insignificant person or so?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, shrimper is more or less British slang for an
insignificant person, and Evan embraced his new title. He loved
it well.

Speaker 8 (13:44):
Shrimper was like something a fetish with the toes, A shrimper.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I never want to think about shrimp and toes at
the same time.

Speaker 13 (13:56):
Again, Wow, there goes my hunger for later on today.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Can you give me an order of fried toes please? Jeez.

Speaker 13 (14:06):
Rugby supporters were left stunned at Toulouse Stadium in southwest
France last Sunday when a parachutist was blown off course
and found himself stuck on the roof of the stadium
during a pregame display. The guy got stuck on the
roof of the stadium, leaving the man dangling in mid air.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Above the crowd.

Speaker 13 (14:25):
The man was part of a stunt to deliver the
ball on the field and was dangling for twenty minutes
after the scheduled kickoff.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh wow.

Speaker 13 (14:34):
Well, firefighters were eventually able to get him safely to
the ground using a basket and a very long ladder.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
He received a.

Speaker 13 (14:41):
Standing ovation when he was free.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well yeah, of course.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
The parachutist, who reportedly has a military background, said he
didn't feel afraid when he was stuck. And in case
you were wondering, Toulouse went on to beat Sale Sharks
thirty eight to fifteen. I never heard of those teams even,
but it was a delayed game. They're securing their place
in the Champions Cup quarter finals.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Might have been terrified if that had been made.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
And a twenty twenty four graduate from Trinity Christian Academy
in Fort Worth has been chosen to be the handler
for Texas A and M's beloved mascot Revelle.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Are you serious, lucky guys.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
Yes, Wilson Winchester and Aggie Freshman has been elected the
new mascot corporal for Revelee ten. You know they bury
all the Revellees outside of the stadium so they can
see the scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
There's a scoreboard there.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
And Revelly and his handler. They live in the quad
with the corps. Yes, yes, he has his own room
and everything.

Speaker 13 (15:42):
He will serve as the dogs representative and accompany her
to all appearances, events and engagements during the twenty twenty
five twenty twenty six school year. The announcement was made
during Texas A and M's recent family weekend activities. As
a mascot, Corporal Winchester will play a key role in
the university. He will frequently interact with the media, faculty, staff, students,

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and visitors, and speaking on behalf of Reveleague since she's
a dog and can't speak.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
I guess what an honor? Wait, guys, here.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
A freaking full file. That's hold the ball of them jobs. No, lor,
mister nice guy, I'm gonna be hard as from now. Arnge, Hey,
give me a black water dang it. Okay, we're gonna
talk to actor and comedian Michael Rapaport here in just minute.
But now it's time for the freaking fool file here
at six forty five.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now.

Speaker 13 (16:36):
I don't know if you've seen this on Facebook. I
hope you have. There is a preacher who gets on
there and he talks about if women wear pants.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
They're going to hell.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
I've heard that before.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
Yes, yes, we'll try this guy on for size. A
Christian nationalist pastor who's one of those hardcore fire and
brimstone types made a startling claim about skin is used
at airports to detect weapons and other potential threats. Andrew Eisker,
who co hosts what he calls the number one nationalist

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podcast in the world, duh like manon, he shared his
unconventional and homophobic views on the Transportation Safety Administration's security scanners.
Because he says, those security scanning machines at airports emits
a gay beam.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
No that will turn you homosection.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
Oh my gosh, how many times have I been through it?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
No word, no, no, thatn't worked yet.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Icecar reported almost being molested by TSA officers while hitting
to Florida.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Whatever, well, they gotta check you.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, it sounds like you might have some weapons on you.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Now why you ask?

Speaker 13 (17:49):
Because he refused to be turned gay by one of
their gay beam machines. It seemed that Icegar's issues with
the machine revolves around him thinking that it's taking naked
pictures of him. For a quote, all the homosexuals that
work at every airport.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
Okay, the naked pictures might be true.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, really a gay beam.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
Okay some people, why is it these hard shell preachers
just come up with stuff and they that sounds reasonable.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
God is love, remember that.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
Saying don't you wear any pants either? O?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, hey, don't talk.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
To an Like in Mexico, when I would go to
church with my grandmother, if I crossed my legs, she
would slap my legs. You weren't supposed to cross your legs.

Speaker 13 (18:39):
Yeah, down, It will piss off the Lord to see
your monkey.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
And we don't want that. We don't want that.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's travel to Florida. Applebee's
on a date night doesn't normally come with a show,
but in Clearwater, Florida, got a bizarre performance from a
man dressed in women's clothing who eventually exited stage right
into the back of a police car. Forty nine year

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old Daniels Cirello appeared in the apple Bee's parking lot
dressed in a pink wig, fake breass, and a pink thong.
He was dancing around in circles and causing quite the
disturbance at this Applebee's. So the pink wig, fake breast, Yeah, pink.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Thong that yeah, okay, that's where you lost it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
Witnesses say he was really drunk, you think, and he
was doubled around trying to enter parked cars, which set
off a bunch of loud car alarms. A lot of
the diners were freaked out about what they saw, while others,
whereas you can imagine, bo laughing their asses. Yes, police recalled,
and when he was questioned by deputies, he couldn't answer
simple questions about where he was, what he was doing,

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what state he was in, and he even pretended to
forget his own name. Sorello, who lives in an apartment
hear that Applebee's, was arrested for disorderly intoxication. It's unclear
why he was dressed the way he was. He was
arrested and booked into the county jail, where he changed
from a dress into a lovely orange jump shit.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
I don't know about y'all, except for the thong. I
would really like to see that.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to check through the internet and
see if we can find a video of this guy.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Listen, I'll come back and pay my tab later. I
gotta go watch this.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I'll swear I'll be right back. If y'all bring that
up on anna screen, I'm gonna look away.

Speaker 13 (20:33):
Oh no, if there's video of him dancing around, I
want to for it.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I just won't look at the pink song. He was
a weird well from Florida across the ocean over to
Spain for a story about Brazilian influencer Ravena Hanley, and
she almost froze her ass off literally. Oh yeah, yeah.
She was reported to the emergency room after developing frostbite
on her butt cheeks.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
They were doing a hot model shoot out in Spain.
It was very cold. She's an ex playboy model, so
she's a pro. She knows what she's doing. She infamously
dropped nineteen thousand dollars on a hymen operation wah, so
that her anatomy could become virgin like again. Okay, lady, lady,

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don't do that. Yeah right, no, yeah, don't mess around
with that stuff down there. It kills your nerve. Ending
don't mess around with the Promised Land. Now what does
this have to do with her almost literally freezing her
ash cheeks off while she frequently shares photos of herself
posing in exotic locales for her followers on Instagram, and
there's a boatload of course. She saw an opportunity to
do a sexy photo shoot while on vacation in Sierra Nevada, Spain,

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but unlock the other photo session she's done in snowy winterlands.
Hannily decided to wear a skimpy bikini despite the fact
that the mercury had plummeted to fourteen degrees fahrenheit. Show
she's a dumb ass. Her red hot photo op turned
cold after an exposed tush went numb due to prolonged
exposure and freezing temperatures, and the doctors went down. That's

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an awful, nice one to lose to the cold. If
she'd been outside in the cold for much longer, she
might have been in the hospital for several weeks. She
swears she's done with all this nonsense and doing a
photo shoot outside when it's freezing cold.

Speaker 13 (22:18):
Now, good ass IDEA Yeah, I'd say so. I'd say
that would be your first priority after almost freezing your
budgets completely.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
All you got to cover your ass in life?

Speaker 13 (22:29):
Okay, Now you know I've always said any kind of fetish.
No matter how weird it is, there's somebody who's really
into it, Like the shrimpers who sucked to the shrimpers
who sucked toes.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's true. She looked it up well.

Speaker 13 (22:44):
This one is about a Chinese man who had a
fetish of smelling his own dirty socks after wearing them
for a whole day. He has been diagnosed with a
fungal lung infection. This middle aged man, whose name was
not released, was recently admitted to a hospital with a

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persistent cough that wouldn't go away. After conducting a CT
and an MRI scan, doctors found suspicious shadows in his
lower right lung and a fungal lung disease caused by infection.
Upon questioning him about the possible causes of the infection,
the doctors learned that the man had developed a fetish

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of smelling his own dirty socks, which he says gets
him sexually excited.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Smelling, well, at least.

Speaker 13 (23:34):
He's not smelling other people's saws, that's true. While questioning
the unnamed patient about his home and how good the
air circulation was there, doctors learned that the man used
to smell his dirty socks for almost an hour every
time he came home from work before throwing them in
the watching.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Machine, and he says it really gets him off. We're
gonna throw up on my laptop.

Speaker 13 (24:00):
Warn socks contain foot sweat and the warm and human
environment inside the shoe promotes fungal growth.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Yep, it does.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
Smelling dirty socks, even if they are your own, comes
with an increased risk of inhaling dangerous fungus and bacteria. Hey,
if it gets you off, keep on going, bro long
as we don't have to watch.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, you do you as long as we don't have
to watch or.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Smell, it's right, all right.

Speaker 13 (24:24):
Comedian Michael Rappaport is going to join us here in
just minute on phone.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Oh they're coming up next hour. Your last chance this
week to score that family four pack of tickets to
join us at Texas Motor Speedway May fourth for the
Worth four hundred race. So if you're a NASCAR fan,
make sure you're listening around seven to fifty because Bo
has a fun way for you to win today. That's
coming up next hour here on the Bow and Them
Show on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety

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two to five.

Speaker 13 (24:50):
Boom Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, look at him. The phone is ring. I wonder
who it could be. Going then show, good morning, it's
Michael Rappaport, who I've been waiting for your call? How
you being my friend? I'm good.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Man?

Speaker 13 (25:12):
Well, I'm just doing what I can with what I
got to work with, you know what. I was watching
TV and I was looking on the guide and I
saw cop Land was on, so I flipped over.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
The Oh that's right, Michael Red. What was in that movie?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Oh yeah, good film, good film, good time. Had a
really good time making that movie, So he has a
good good film.

Speaker 13 (25:32):
I also remembered when Val Kilmer died that you were
in true romance with him, weren't you.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
I wasn't true romance with him. I never met him.
They were doing wardrobe fittings on the set and I
went into this big wardrobe truck and saw him at
the end of the truck, and then made an excuse
about having to go to the bathroom, you know, and
then went in my trailer and they said, oh, they're
waiting for you in wardrobe, and I said, I can't
go in there when he's in there. Ah, little starstruck

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by him and so much of his work, and you
know The Doors, the movie The Doors. This is crazy,
Like he was so good in that film, and I'm
surprised he didn't get nominated for that film. I think
there was a lot of scrutiny. I don't know why.
You know, there's a documentary about him called val It's sad,
it's not an easy watch. May his memory be a blessing.

Speaker 13 (26:22):
And I know people rake him over the Colls for this,
but I thought he was a decent Batman. In that
one Batman movie he was in, he was.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
A great Batman. Yeah, what do you want to make
your own Batman?

Speaker 13 (26:34):
If you don't you don't like that Batman, make your
own Batman.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
Well, Michael, you're coming back to town. You're going to
be playing the Addison Improv this weekend. We're so excited
about your show.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
I can't wait. I love Addison, I love Texas, love
the Texas sports. I'm not going to sit here and
lie that I mean a Dallas Cowboys fan, but obviously
I respect the legacy.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Now, Michael, you say you're a sports fan, and I
know that you to play basketball, and you're a big
New York Knicks fan. What did you think of the
Luca trade.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
I mean, like everybody else, I was shocked.

Speaker 13 (27:08):
Yeah, you should have been here when that was going on.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Crazy.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Don't even imagine. I can't even imagine.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
You know.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
I think that the way it was handled was terrible.
We'll see, Listen. I've always had a fondness for the
Dallas Mavericks. Obviously I'm a Knicks fan, but when you
guys beat the Miami Heat in the finals, that team
is one of my favorite teams ever. I love Dirk Novinsky,
loved Steve Nash, loved the old school Mark Guire. You know,

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I love the Mavericks. So hopefully, for your sake, Hyrie
gets healthy at some point. You know, we'll see. But
to answer your question, I was as shocked as everybody else.

Speaker 13 (27:44):
Now, you mentioned the time that the Mavericks won the
NBA title. Jason Kidd was on that team, and now
Jason Kidd is the coach of the Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Full circle, I tell you, full circle.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
He's doing a really good job. I like the way
he talks to the media. You know, Like I said,
I've always I've always liked the Mavericks. I've always been
a fan of them.

Speaker 13 (28:06):
Well, you don't have to suck up. We're still fans
of yours here. By the way, I did not know
Michael Rappaport was up on the Masked Singer. That's right,
you were on the You were a pickle.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
I'm not gonna lie. I was fantastic. I am still
submitting a protest on how and why I got bumped.
I almost made it to the finals, didn't quite make
it to the finals. I can't remember the name of
the real singer who they had me against. I had
a fun time doing that.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Okay, well, what songs did you do?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
I did Pinball Wizard. Nice incredible job of Pinball Wizard.

Speaker 13 (28:46):
If you do say so yourself, it was awesome.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
YouTube me YouTube Michael Rapport on the Mass Singer. You'll
be blown away. You know, I'm still discussing. I'm I'm
in discussions maybe doing some some holiday theme theme songs now,
you know, maybe we could get that out by the
end of the year. Michael Rapport, you know, sings things
you through the holidays. I did Pimble Wizards and I

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did Beverly Hills by Wheezer Wheezer, Beverly Hills, That's where
you want to be. That was a good song too,
great performances. I sing, I danced, and I had a
great time.

Speaker 13 (29:22):
He is just a triple threat because he also acts.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yeah, and you do stand up? When are we going
to see you on Broadway? If you sing and dance
and acts.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah, I would love to do Broadway. That would be
a lot of fun. But right now I'm focus on
these shows in Addison, I'm focused on having a great
weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the Improv.

Speaker 13 (29:42):
Well, you know they say the neon lights are bright
on on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I ran up the flagpole doing some Beji songs, you know,
because they have that great song singing and all no
the nights on Broadly. Now I have a little horse throat.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, but you gotta sing it like this.

Speaker 13 (30:03):
Getting back to the Masked Singer, our friend Tommy Chong
was on the Masked Singer. He was the Pineapple. He
said it was the most miserable time he's ever had.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Well, you look at it different than he does. I guess, yeah,
I mean I had fun.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Why did Tommy Chung the Great Tommy Chung say it
was miserable. I had a ball doing that show.

Speaker 13 (30:25):
Well, he said that you couldn't talk to anybody, You
couldn't leave your dressing room because nobody even that worked
there was supposed to know who the mask is anything.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Can you smoke Reefer in the constant?

Speaker 13 (30:37):
Yeah, he couldn't get his joined in the cuff.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
That's really the.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Problem at the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Can you smoker? Can you not smoke? To keep the
Great Tommy Chung?

Speaker 13 (30:46):
Well, the Great Michael rapp Report is at the Addison
Improv this weekend.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Thanks for calling.

Speaker 13 (30:50):
I'm sorry you don't get in town early enough to
be on the show in person, but anytime you do,
you're more than welcome to come back up here.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Michael.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
I appreciate the support and I appreciate you guys taking
the time, and like I said, I'm looking forward to
a fantastic weekend at the Improminada.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
We love you to pieces. You are so funny and
can't wait to see the show this weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Michael Rappaport, thank you, guys.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 13 (31:19):
I'm a lamenting Rome Star ninety two five. A special
thanks to Michael Rapaport for giving us a call. If
he was coming into town a little earlier, we would
have had him in the studio. But he was bragging
about how awesome he was on the masked singer.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
And I didn't know if he was, you know, being
ironic or what.

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Well, so uh Anna suggested we pull it up on
YouTube and I found it.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
This is a little clip.

Speaker 13 (31:49):
Of Michael Rappaport the pickle, the pickle on the Mass
singer singing pinball Wizard.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Oh my god, Okay, ready.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Yeah, just him in that pickle outfit. Is something else
that you never said?

Speaker 11 (32:04):
Young bar played this till the ball from so long
down the fright.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I must have played the ball, but I ain't seen.

Speaker 14 (32:12):
Nothing like it.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Ain't any amusement at all.

Speaker 14 (32:15):
Ye dope and deal pickle.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Bad.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
It wasn't bad. He actually sounds pretty good.

Speaker 14 (32:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
He wasn't lying dope and.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
Said pickle afterwards because I thought he was going to
say something else.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
That reminds me of Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer can nail
some Metallica karaoke to the wall. I didn't know Michael
could sing.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
I know. I think I'm gonna go see him this
weekend at the Addison.

Speaker 13 (32:43):
Speaking of singing, well, we told you at first of
the show it was National Barbershop Quartet Day. That's right.
That was started in barber shops when the barbers would
sing when they weren't doing any customers.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
And then they always looked like the barber shop striped ball.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
They did, Yes, they did the barber pole.

Speaker 13 (33:02):
So and of course barbershop quartet is a cappella and
there's no instrumentation. So this is the song that I
play every year on National Barbershop Quartet Day. I give
you Da Vinci's notebook doing metal shop.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (33:28):
Things, don't.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Excuse me?

Speaker 10 (33:34):
Kiss this guy?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (33:40):
Whoa sweet child of old.

Speaker 10 (33:54):
There's a.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Show.

Speaker 15 (34:00):
It is gold and Geez by a stairway to.

Speaker 16 (34:14):
Breaking the law, breaking the law. Boom boom, breaking the law,
breaking the law. Roddy, I want to rock and.

Speaker 15 (34:26):
Roll on the world this way by bottom bum right,
I'm crazy time.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
Dodd um dumb about about him?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Don I'm dumb And now it's time for the breakdown. Hello, Hello,
you got with the lights out.

Speaker 10 (35:07):
It's a dangers here. We are now entertain us.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
For those about to rock player.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
We saw Luji for those about to rock. We saw lud.
We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.

Speaker 16 (35:26):
For it's nicety for a white when it.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
Was teenage Wasteland.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
National Barbershire. Good job.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
Dallas Horror's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. I
got the word from Anna that Garrett Hole is in
the house.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
He is ready to go.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Fitting to set him all up.

Speaker 13 (36:22):
Plus we got those NASCAR tickets to give away. But
now you know this weekend, In fact, every weekend there's
always some kind of hoot nanny or throw down going on.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Go let's check it out and see what's happening.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
It's time, bar Hey, what happening?

Speaker 8 (36:42):
I am so glad you asked you. It is a
big weekend in fort Worth. The Main Street Arts Festival
gets underway today and runs through Sunday on Main Street
in fort Worth, thus the name the main Street Arts Festival, Art,
Music and Great Food. Meanwhile, not to be outdone, the
Downtown Dallas Arts and Music Festival kicks off today and

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runs through Sunday at Main Street Garden in Dallas Fair
Park in Dallas. Tomorrow, beer lovers, it's the Big Texas
Beer Fest at the Automobile Building and tomorrow morning at
Fair Park our Buddy Mike Doosey the Dews will be
emceeing the SPCA of Texas's Strut Your Mutt, The Race
to End Animal Cruelty. Right sports fans, you're Dallas Mavericks

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face off of the Toronto Raptors tonight at the American
Airline Center. Tip off for that game seven thirty Tomorrow
night at the Double Ac. Your Dallas Stars take to
the Eyes. They're going to take on the Utah Hockey Club.
Puck will drop at seven o'clock tomorrow night. Now, if
you're a soccer fan, head out to Toyota Stadium and
Frisco tomorrow and check out FC Dallas versus Seattle. That
match will start at seven tomorrow night. Globely Field in

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Arlington Today and tomorrow no baseball, but plenty of rodeo.
The American Rodeo Championship Weekend returns to Globely Field, featuring
special performances by several country music artists like Bailey Zimmerman
and Riley Green. Other live music to check out this
weekend At Chalk Talk Casino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma.
Clint Black will take the stage tonight Billy Bob's in

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fort Worth Tonight and tomorrow night it's country star Chris Young.
And tomorrow night at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas you
can see Graham Nash of Crosby Stills, Nash and Young Fame.
If you want to rock out tonight and one of
the rascials just mentioned this band, Big Head Todd in
the Monsters. They are bringing their fortieth anniversary tour to

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the Granada Theater tonight. That show may already be sold out,
and then tomorrow night at the Granada Theater you can
see our pal Gary Howey along with Allie Vennable at
Tannehill's Tavern in Fort Worth Tonight, the Molly Ringwalls at
the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory. Tomorrow the rock band
My Morning Jacket, and on Monday night, the show we've

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all been waiting for. Ac DC's Power Up Tour at
at and T Stadium Monday night. If you love Ray
Game Music. The Dallas Reggae Festival happening this weekend. It's
happening at Midtown Dallas on six thirty five. This is
where the old Valley View Center used.

Speaker 13 (39:07):
To be Oh yeah, because that was toned down comedy.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
This weekend actor comedian Michael Rappaport, who was just on
with us. He's at the Addison Improv today through Sunday
Tomorrow night at the Music Hall at fair Park. We
gave away a lot of tickets for this show. Comedian
Aziz Ansari and the Broadway musical Waitress still playing at
at and T Performing Arts Center today through Sunday at
the Majestic Theater in Dallas. Sunday night, Our espect is

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celebration of the music of Aretha Franklin.

Speaker 14 (39:34):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
If you love blue bonnets, head out to Ennis for
the Nis Blue Bonnet Trails and Festival. This weekend you
can hear Fleetwood Journey, a tribute band to who.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Else Fleetwood, Mac and Jersey That's right.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
And tomorrow night, bo you can hear the Taylor Swift
tribute reputation.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh what time does that start?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Joy?

Speaker 8 (39:54):
And since it is the weekend before Easter, there's a
lot of Easter egg hunts going on across a metro place.
We have a list up on our page at lone
star ninety two five dot com and that is just
some of what's going on this Weekend.

Speaker 13 (40:08):
Right, you're welcome Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Jerry Hay is gonna join us and
rock our faces off because he brought his guitar.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
I know, and he's got a new album coming out.
He's gonna tell us all about that.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Dude, he's got amps out there, effects a guitar. It's ridiculous.
He ready, he ready.

Speaker 13 (40:31):
Okay, let's give away a family four pack of tickets
to the Worth four hundred NASCAR race. It takes his
motor Speedway. Sunday made the fourth. Now I figured let's
do fraction flickers today. Let's do that here? Shall we
start to music? Start the munich Okay, I'm going to
play the trailer of a movie that is about racing.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Okay, there's so many movies about racing.

Speaker 13 (40:57):
And this is a fairly old movie.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
This is from the eighties.

Speaker 13 (41:01):
Okay, and you probably recognize the actor's voice, especially when
you hear who the other co stars are in this movie. Okay, okay,
two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven
one five? Tell me what movie about racing this is?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Ever since folks could remember see it orports hated only one.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Thing second place. Now he's the that's there.

Speaker 14 (41:25):
Is Hey, I know that.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
By the way, I'm gonna make a turn. And I
don't know why.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Just ask him.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Is part of a wonderful lesson me.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
He's a sporting man.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You either crash or winck and I like that.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
A ladies man, of course, it's my job to travel
with you to make sure everything is properly ranged.

Speaker 13 (41:49):
Oh, man's man, why don't you drive a cride torque
Chicken pit special?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
And that's this chicken in the South.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
You think it's easy driving with chicken.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Some dumb things in my life.

Speaker 16 (42:03):
This is the dumbest and it's gonna take ned Baby,
Jim Nighbors, Parker Stevenson, Thumbas Smith and Lonnie Hederson to.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Put him in his place. One what do you get?

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Yes, yes, god, okay, okay. When they said the.

Speaker 13 (42:28):
Actors, yes, well you probably recognized the voice of the
main character in this.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Movie, all right, I'm really it was the Lonnie Anderson thing, So.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
You know who the actor is? Yes, okay, two one
four or eight one seven seven eight seven.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
This isn't that hard, really, and it's a great movie.

Speaker 13 (42:48):
Yes, it really is. All right, bolling them show. Can
you tell me what movie that is about NASCAR racing.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
Days?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Thunder is not a comedy.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
This is a serious Tom Cruise movie.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Them show, can you tell me what movie that was?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Y'all are good, y'all are good.

Speaker 13 (43:16):
Okay, you got yourself a family four pack of worth
four hundred NASCAR race tickets for the Texas Motor Speedway.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Who is this by the way.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, you don't get him over? Okay, hang on, Rodney.
We gotta get some information from you and then will
hook you up. Okay, Yes, my man, Rodney very excited about.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yes, Tom race fans, sound man. A lot of people
think that Carolina is his race country.

Speaker 13 (43:46):
It's Texas, Yes, oh hell yes, yes, Stroker Race starring
Burt Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
And when they.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
Were screwed, I mean, and they still got along, Yes,
they did when they didn't hate each other.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
All right, our old buddy Gary Ho he's going to
join us here in just a little bit.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
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Speaker 14 (44:38):
Wow woo fellow.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
What is classic rock?

Speaker 13 (44:44):
Lone Star ninety two five ACDC at Jerry World on
Monday Night. But boy, if you're ready to rock, if
you're about to rock, Gary ho is he right?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Hey? You're doing main?

Speaker 10 (44:57):
Who?

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I'm doing great? Doing better?

Speaker 11 (44:59):
Now?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
How you guys do well?

Speaker 13 (45:00):
We talked to you on the phone around Christmas because
you got your whole hoole holy thing going on. But
this is the first time I've seen you in several years.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
Yeah, when it wasn't the holidays and we're in the
flesh here and it's not Christmas.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
It feels weird, but it's great. I love it.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
Christmas in April I look yeah and You've got a
big show at the Granada Theater tomorrow night with Ali Venable.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Yes, we're in town for the show tomorrow at Granada
with my good friend Ali. Were so excited to be
in town. I cannot wait. I got my son with
me too. My son, Ian's going to be playing guitar
on stage with me, so I'm excited.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
Well, he's good because look who his daddy is teaching it.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Ma, thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
How old was Ali when you first brought her in
here with you? She was like fifteen, maybe even younger.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
She was a teenager.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
I don't remember exactly her age, but I just remember
meeting at the Dallas Guitar Show and her just coming
up to me at a booth, and you know, we
just hang it out and she's like, gy I play guitar,
and I'm like, oh, you want to play my guitar.
I'm gonna get a cup of coffee, and she starts
tearing it up. And right after that, I was like,
this girl's amazing. And we became friends and we've played
shows together before in the past, and we came in here.

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So yeah, I'm really happy for her, super proud of her.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
How well, she's she's going to be on the bill
tomorrow night with you.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, she's playing, She's headlining. I'm the opener man.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Really yeah, it's Aliveable featuring Yeah, featuring me Man.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Because she called me up and her dad Jack and
be like, hey, we're doing some shows in Texas. Do
you want to come out and play with us? And
her shows were already booked, so I said, yeah, I'd
love to come and play, because you know we we
love playing together. And I don't care if I'm opening
or I'm closing. It's all about having a good time.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Long as the check clears, that's right.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
As long as we're getting paid, I can feed my
kids on rock and roll.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
I'm happy another one of your friends. It is on
your new album, which comes out May ninth. It's called Avalanche.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
And we talked to her one time over the year.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
She's doing amazing. Actually, she's in Europe right now with
Glenn Hughes doing some live shows.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
She's doing the.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
King of the Granada Theater. We all went to see
Glenn at their Granada not long ago.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah, she's with Glenn.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
They're doing a rock orchestra thing where they have an
orchestra playing like her songs Closed My Eyes Forever and
Kiss Me Daily, So they're doing that.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
But she's doing great.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
And I have a new album that we produced together
that is coming out with Lita. And my new album's
coming out called Avalanche, which is a rock album.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
My last few have been more blues. This is more
of a rock album.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's coming out the first week in May or something
like that.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Yes, it's coming out, and I have some links on
my website now if people want to get information about it,
and we're doing a Kickstarter or two. I'm putting it
out on my own record label, which I haven't done
in a long time, so our fans are doing a
bunch of pre orders with it. But yeah, this album
was a basically, you know, was a therapeutic record for
me because I lost my mother about two years ago.
A lot of people that know me on Facebook know

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my mom. We used to do coffee time with mom
and I would hang out with my mother and she
was a hoot. And my sister passed away two months
before my mom. She got cancer, So I went through
a lot. I lost my baby sister and it kind
of put me in a you know, as everybody knows
out they would you lose family members. It can put
you in a tailspin. So this album was a real
therapy with a record. So a lot of the songs
are about my my journey and I wrote a song

(48:04):
called Dio Mama for my mother, which is a really
sweet song I wrote about my mom. And uh so
I think people are going to like this record man,
because it's a real uh it's a relatable album.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
And the album is Avalanche. Does that have to do
with everything that just came down on you?

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Yeah, it really was.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
When I wrote the song Avalanche, which is the first
single that just came out, I was thinking about life,
how sometimes you like, one thing hits you and then
another thing hits you, and then it just keeps coming.
And those are the times in life when you've got
to go, wow, I've got to pick myself up. I've
got to get through this and and you know, we're
all human. So I went through it like everybody else,
and you know, use my family and my friends to

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keep me strong. And the music, the music was there
to get me through it.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Well.

Speaker 13 (48:48):
Speaking of the music, you're all plugged in, you want.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
To play a little fun I'd love to play something,
how about some low rider to kick.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Let me get a test here, here we go. Who

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Oh you're big sol.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Oh that was awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
You still got it? You still got it?

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Stick around war with Gary Holy come next on the
Bone of Them Show, Dallas, Fort Worths Classic Rock Loan
Star ninety two to five. It is a very special
Friday because I don't get to see this guy enough.
We always talk to you at Christmas when you do
your whole ho Holy Christmas album. Yes, but I got
to come see you tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
I'm excited because, uh, I was going to get your seat,
but instead I'm going to put you down his crew
load in is at two o'clock. I'm going to have
you tune my guitars and set up hands because you
and I we've jammed on stage together.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh yes, well you have.

Speaker 13 (52:35):
He would play with us at the Guitar Show. Come
on stage and do red out.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
We did a guitar shows coming up early May, right,
the Dallas Guitar Show. I'm bombed. I won't be there
this year. But tell Jimmy Wallace, I said, hello, Oh,
I will love Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (52:47):
You know one thing that's on our bucket list is
we want to do one of those Rock Legends cruises
with you just wrapped one up. Tell us about that experience.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, it was, it was amazing.

Speaker 9 (52:59):
I host the Star Jam every year on the on
the Rock Ledges cruise, so a lot of the people
that come on. This year, we had Alice Cooper, we
had BlackBerry Smoke, We had so many great bands sticks
were there and they all came down to jam. But
it's just a great four day music cruise where you
get to see. For me, I could see a lot
of bands I never got to see growing up, you know,
like Me and Me, your Ayah Heap or some band
like that I finally got to see. So I love

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doing the cruises and you guys should definitely come on.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
It would be your crew.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
You guys should be my crew and we'll hook you
guys up.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
Are you still playing with Lou Graham's All Star band.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
I'm still playing with Lou.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
We just did a show a few days ago and
then we're gonna do some more shows coming up next month.
But yeah, I love playing with Lou. Tony Franklin's playing
bass for him. Really, who's my good friend. And he
was the one that said you know you got to
check out Gary Howe because they were looking for a
guitar player to fill in, and uh, and I jumped
in and playing all those hits. Man, it's just incredible,
Like every single song is a is a big hit

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from the Foreigner catalog and it's it's an honor to
play with.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Lou And Tony was in the firm right exactly.

Speaker 9 (54:00):
Tony was in the firm with Jimmy Page not too bad, huh.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
And Blue Murder he was.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
In Blue Murder with John Sykes who just passed away.
Not the longest so so sad to hear that. But
John Tony's an amazing British He's my mate from England.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
He's always like, let's walk and ro man.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I love mate. Hanging out with him is awesome.

Speaker 13 (54:20):
What what did Didn't you audition for Ozzy Osbourne?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
One time? I did that story.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
My brush with Ozzy was back in the eighties.

Speaker 10 (54:28):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
He he came on a radio station was looking for
a guitarist and I called up and started playing over
the radio on my phone at the house and he
flew me to l A. I auditioned for Ozzie and
I got to meet him and play with Ozzie in
the room, which was for me, was a dream come true.
I was a big Black Sabbath fan, and obviously I
didn't get the gig.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Zach Wild did.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
But he told me to move to Los Angeles and
I did, and I ended up signing with Warner Brothers Records,
and you know, my career, I had.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Hocus Pocus to hit with hocus Pocus.

Speaker 9 (54:55):
But he he was the one that really motivated me
to move from you know, from Massachusetts, California.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Here's what Ozzie said about it. Yep, come this June
that I know.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
I'm just I think it's just like, yeah, back in
the eighties you could understand him, couldn't.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
Actually, well, no, that's exactly what he's trying of. Like
when I got the word I didn't get the gig,
he was like, and Sharon said, he said, you didn't
get the gig, but you should move.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
To l A.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
Sharon translated that's awesome.

Speaker 13 (55:28):
Told Okay, let's let's hear some more what this guy
can do just about anything.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
All right, let's talk about a little Linus and Lucy
to get your guys Rocks one of my favorites. Here
we go, all right, long guys.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
Wow, I'll never even look at a Peanuts cartoon again
the same way.

Speaker 13 (59:19):
Garry Hoo, can you stick around for one more second,
because I'd rarely get to see you. Thank you with
Gary Holly next on the bone and then Joe Star
ninety two five, Gary Hoy is with us. Gary Hoy
is playing at the Granada Theater tomorrow night. Now, you
have toured with a lot of people, I mean, Jeff Beck,

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Brian May, Wow, Ted Nugent, Joe Bonamasso, Doobie Brothers sticks.
Were you ever starstruck by anybody?

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Oh Man?

Speaker 9 (59:49):
Yeah, I used to always get starstruck because either when
I met them, would meet them, you know, at the show,
or like Joe Satriani, you know, he.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Was a I was a big fan of his.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And I remember when I played with Joe, like I
was just starting to warm up on my stage stage
show and he was still standing on the side, like
just standing, you know, by the monitor board, like just
staring looking at me with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
His arms folded.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Good always guitar plays, we always have our arms folded,
and he's just staring at me, and I'm like doing
my sound check and I'm kind of like a little
nervous now because he's looking at me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
It was just like whoa. But then I was like,
you know, well, I guess I if I didn't deserve
to be here, I wouldn't be here. So I got
a calm down, saying it like Peter Frampton Jeff Beck.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
It was funny.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
I went on tour opening for Jeff Beck, and I
wanted to meet him so bad, you know, like just
have a chance to talk to him. Every day I
kept not meeting him, you know, they he'd be going
in the elevator. I just see a glimpse of him
or something. So I said to his manager, I said,
when can I officially meet Jeff Beck?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
He goes.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
He goes tomorrow two o'clock. Wait at the store, be
standing right here, and Jeff will come out, just.

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
Going and having coffee or something.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
So the door opens, you know, and I'm waiting there
and Jeff comes out, and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
You know what you're saying. I'm like dum and he's
like hello.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
He's like Yo, Gary Hooey, Howie Hollowe huey.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
He's like he couldn't pronounce my name. He's like, how
many oh's have been your name, Gary. He was having
fun with me. He was a very funny guy. God
bless him.

Speaker 13 (01:01:17):
I liked him because he always played without a pick
and he could make his get.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
He did things that all of us just were wondering.
Guitar players always looked at Jeff Beckett. He was the
he was the ultimate man what he did without a pick,
like you said, and he never seemed to hit a
bad note. He never seemed to be out of tune.
It was just crazy that guy.

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
Well, let's let's do another song here. By the way,
let me tell everybody that Jeff beck Geff Beck Gary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Holy, he's not going to be there.

Speaker 13 (01:01:45):
And the ghost of Jeff, the ghost of Jeff Beck
Gary Hoy, Tomorrow night is the Granada Theater. I'm not
going to miss it for the world. Take us out
with something. What are you gonna play this?

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I want to go back to some summertime pipeline man.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Yeah, yeh, let's rock that out you guys ready?

Speaker 14 (01:02:02):
Yeah? Who Happy Friday.

Speaker 13 (01:05:02):
I bet he never said it to your face, but
I bet Jeff Becks I don't want him ugging it
for me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Gary. I can't wait to see you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Night, man, love you brother, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Back at you. Ah, we're not a theater.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Deven thirty ish yep seven thirty baby, let's theater.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
New album Avalanche May Night May.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
The other my brother.

Speaker 17 (01:05:31):
All right, Dan re love your pets on a shake
your trees, love, love and.

Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
Love and that's what he really means. Dallas Isaac rock
Blome Star Nights. I had to swallow because we got
any surprise. Don't you just love surprises?

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:05:58):
We mentioned at the first of the show that it
was National Poutine.

Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Day, and I off handedly said, oh, we should reach
out to Mapleleaf Diner.

Speaker 13 (01:06:06):
And so Mike from Maple Leaf Diner heard us say
that this morning and he just brought us a bunch
of poutine.

Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
Yeah, we are definitely celebrating now. Thank you so much, Mike.

Speaker 13 (01:06:16):
I'm digging on this pot roast poutine yummy. Huh Yeah,
But I don't want to take a bite while we're
doing a break.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Oh hell, I'll let me do the talking. All right.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
Here's what's up on time wasters on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Case you hadn't heard. Tomorrow is Record Store Day, and
among the over three hundred and twenty five releases are
rarities from Bruce Springsteen, The Grateful Dead, George Harrison and
Jeff Beck's be Here Now, Jethrow Tall, Judas pre Sgetty Lee,

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so many more. Check out the full list on our
page from Record store day dot com. And leave it
to Bruce Springsteen to inspire a fellow musician to record
new music. Case in John Cafferty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Who sounds like Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 8 (01:07:03):
Anyway, really does you remember he and his Beaver Brown band.
They last released an album back in nineteen eighty nine
with Eddie and the Cruisers Too Eddie Lives. Here's John
Cafferty talking about Bruce reaching out to him.

Speaker 18 (01:07:16):
I guess he was riding around in his car a
couple of years ago and he listens to music, and
he was listening to my songs for a bit and
said he had a big playlist of my songs and
he was really into it, but he wanted a bigger
playlist of my songs. So he said, you know, I
think you ought to go back in and record some
of that old stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
And I thought about it.

Speaker 18 (01:07:38):
It was our fiftieth anniversary, and you know, you get
an encouragement from a one in a billion songwriter talent
like Bruce that you stuff is good and wants to
hear more of it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I mean, that's pretty inspirational. So it was time to
get to work.

Speaker 13 (01:07:51):
So I did you know, if you've never heard the
song on the Dark Side that was in that Eddie
and the Cruiser movie, you'd say, that's Bruce Springsteen. Don't
talk talk about old John.

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
And when people would request it, they thought it was
Bruce Springsteen, Yes they did. Now his new album, Sounded
Waves is out to day and the first single off
the album is Day in the Sun and we have
that up on our page if you want to check
it out. Bon Jovi returning to the stage this summer,
but unfortunately only a lucky few are going to be
able to be there because the band is doing an

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intimate private performance at a secret location. It's part of
an exclusive weekend travel package. Trip packages will go on
sale this Monday, eleven am our time. And speaking of
John bon Jovi, remember when he was honored last year
as the Music Cares Person of the Year for his
JBJ soup kitchens. Here was John last year talking about

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how he does not do it for awards.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
We don't do it for that, and that's the magic
of it all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
You know.

Speaker 19 (01:08:48):
We did it because Hey, there was a need and
b we had a mission. We created something that didn't exist.
It's been very fulfilling. I get a lot of joy
literally by washing dishes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I really do.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Oh no, he loves helping people. Well, not everyone likes
soup kitchens in their town. Bode John bon Jovi has
angered the mayor of Tom's River, New Jersey. He opened
up one of his sole kitchens that feeds at the
needy and Tom's River, and the mayor says it's bringing
all the homeless people to his town.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Homeless people gotta eat geez.

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Yeah, well, you know, try.

Speaker 13 (01:09:23):
To help them, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
And prayers going out to John Mellencamp his daughter Teddy Mellencamp,
who you may know from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
She has stage four cancer which has metastasized to her brain.
So according to Teddy, who is only forty three years old,
she's been in talks with her dad now. She says
they're having lighthearted conversations. She's trying to keep it light.
But they're having conversations about her burial, and she told

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her dad that she wants these four words etched on
her tombstone. Hot girls Never die. The prayer's going out
to Teddy and to her dad, because that's tough. Cancer
really does suck. Finally, as we get ready for the
Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway, I've been
looking at race videos and came across a motorcycle race

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between two monkeys. That's right, monkeys, And really what could
be cuter going into the weekend than monkeys racing on
a motorcycle?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Oh, I can't think of one right off, And.

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
We have the video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone Star ninety two to five dot
com and a quick cut off for Mike from Maple
Leaf Diner for bringing us to Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:10:29):
Mike, We owe you one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Oh, mister Plea, come on.

Speaker 13 (01:10:36):
Now, that's one worst classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
It's a fun show. Today's damn it was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yes, thanks to.

Speaker 13 (01:10:45):
Gary hoy especially for coming in here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:10:47):
Now we've had him on the phone several times, but
I hadn't seen the boy in a long time. So
it was great that he finally came in here and
told his story.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
He is a doll.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
I loved his story about Ozzy and how he auditioned
for us.

Speaker 13 (01:10:59):
Yes, and to Mic from Maple Leaf Diner for bringing
us to Poon team.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Oly, God, is that good? Listen?

Speaker 13 (01:11:08):
We are the stars of the rest of the building, right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I guess we're feeding people poke teams. Yes, Maple Leaf
delis it's good.

Speaker 13 (01:11:16):
I don't know if I've ever had it before.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
What it is.

Speaker 13 (01:11:19):
It's French fries with gravy and some kind of meat.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
On it and cheese here.

Speaker 13 (01:11:26):
I didn't see too much cheese on mine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
She gravy on fries? Are you kidding? My thighs are
getting bigger right now just talking about it, and I
don't care my stomach going. Thank you very much, appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
Coming up next week, starting on Monday, Rock the Bank
is back with your shot at one thousand dollars and
pick your ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
That's right.

Speaker 13 (01:11:46):
You can choose between tickets to see comedian Burt Kreischer
at the American Airline Center on November eighth. That's another boy,
we hadn't seen it in a while. Or you can
pick tickets to head to the House of Blues on Sunday,
April twenty seven to see z Up. I'm gonna be
there for sure because those are my boys and I
didn't get to see him last time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Now, the Zebra winners, all of the Zebra ticket winners
next week going to a grand prize drawing for a
pair of meet and greet passes to hang with the band.
Bring them all, Bring them all? Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:12:16):
Up next is our after show decompression session, where we'll
probably talk about Poon Team or Poon Tang.

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
Of realest Eat Pootine will do an as m R
video where we're just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Man, I got some full belly right here, man.

Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
Yeah, man, make sure you tune in to Monday because
we got all it, all that stuff to give away.
Tune into Monday. Tune in Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Don't sleep late or you'll miss out. Okay, yeah, y'allready,
time coming up? Thank god, it's Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Oh some new theory about radio waves violence.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Content for rental discretion is advised.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Would you kindly shut your noise hole.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
No guys ever said anything that nice to me before.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
You and I are going to be the same party
this weekend.

Speaker 14 (01:13:08):
Oh, this is so cool, cool things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It is definitely Friday. Yes, it is that.

Speaker 14 (01:13:19):
He said the magic word.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
May by the rules of high school, you are now
popular games.

Speaker 14 (01:13:27):
Come on, girls, let's go upstairs and make out.

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
Oh that bathroom feels so good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Partying with the cool kids. I am a very proud dad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Right now, that's cool. I personally think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
And no, here's something we hope you really like it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
You must feel ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
You seem like one cool dude.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
All right, we'll see on the episode. We'll see on
the show up show Monday,