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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums. Alrighty, we're back, Brother Baul, Yes, Sister
Annie Oakley, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What y'all gonna do this weekend for east or anything?
You're going to rest?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know. Of course, Tonight is my daughter's birthday dinner.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's gonna be nice, especially at Torellies. Yeah, get their
early traffic is horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, I know, because our reservation is for like seven
forty five, So I say maybe we should get there
about four.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You do a little happy hour beforehand.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't want to deal with traffic.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
When I went to Music Hall at Fair Park on Wednesday,
left my house at four thirty, you would think I'd
get there by five thirty. I got a reservation for
five forty five dinner. You'd think hour and a half.
Oh my house, and my house is closer than your house,
I know, so an hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It was horrid. I just hate traffic and the whole time.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Have you guys ever done this? When you're struck in draffic,
you're gonna I could have been a Waco by now,
I could have been ousted by now.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I could have been anywhere but here by.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Now what really sucks is when you're on a road
that costs money to be on, you have to pay
a toll to be on it, and traffic is it
a crawl? Like we should be camped.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Remember the days when we were young and the toll.
Once the road was paid for, the toll would go away.
Not anymore. It's a money grab.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That money rolling.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
In my God, if I didn't have to pay tolls
every month, I swear I could have a second car
payment going in the second vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If the dog getting stopped a ship, he'd have called
the red.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
He speaking of rabbits in Easter.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So Matt Polkano, remember how he brought us the pickle
Doctor Pepper oh during Lone Star Blood Drive. Yeah, he
hates it when we bring that up. But I sent
him a picture because Peeps has come out with dill
pickle peeps. Oh, so I send them a picture and
I was like, hey, you compare this nicely with the
(02:05):
Doctor Pepper peeps.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Marshall.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
First of all, I've never been able to stomach peeps.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh they are.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They're too sweet, right, I just can't stand.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Them dasty, But yeah, deal pickle peeps going with a
doctor Pepper Peep just for Matt Polkano Happy Easter. And
then I showed this to Bow earlier. I have to
show it to you. Yeah, this was actually kind of
a joke. But now people online are actually eating this.
(02:46):
It's a place called Westport hot Dog Shop and they
make a hot dog using peeps as the bun. How disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's just wrong in so many ways.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In that grow the taste of a peep and the
taste of a hot dog together like that stuff of
nightmares and mustard for and mustard.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So yeah, so this Westport hot Dog Shop, it was
supposed to be like a joke for Easter, but then
people caught on and they were like, oh, I'm going
to try that. So now it's gone viral.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh god, that's wrong, real.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Nasty.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I got about a two hour drive to make it
a Walnut Springs for the car show tomorrow afternoon, and
the weather is questionable.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, it's gonna be kind of so.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm actually going to leave my neighborhood three hours prior
to get down to You could be in Austin, Yeah,
Austin man walking down six and.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So what what is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Tell me what big car show? John clay Wolf's thing,
John clay Wolf, and they're probably going to be doing
their version of radio while they're out there. He's probably
got his whole wacky crew with him that he does.
That show is.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
On from what eight am to eleven am Star on
Saturday mornings.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
And then what one Tree.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He's in a lot of cities. The event is going
to run Saturday and Sunday. Pat Green is going to
play both both of those days. So Sunday we've got
a better weather forecast, but it is rain or shine event.
If it gets extreme enough, well sure they're gonna they'll
go ahead and do what they got to do. But
the plan is is to is to move forward rain
(04:20):
or shine flavor, Paul Newman's Ferrari, George Jones' is pick up,
the third fifty three Classic Corvette ever sold in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Now, are all of these the vehicles that John clay
Wolf owns because he has.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I mean maybe you can just lease these things
out for your event, just like you can hire Richard
Rawlings or Pat Green or anything. You got to you know,
pay the owner.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But speaking of him is dickhead gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
We go, dickhead, the impression on you, Oh yes he did.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He will never be on this show.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The same table instead of gas Monkey, past gas Monkey.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think we'll have our lone star table at one
end of the event and he'll be signing autographs or
something way at the other one, and he'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Acting like he is the coolest fucker in the world.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know. You know, he's had a lot of
things happen over the past several.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Years rest show. Yeah, couldn't happen to a nicer prick
he is.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
He's touting his own line of beer. Beer That's what
I noticed on the post.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He'll probably give you the runs you drink it. He
was in here one time and was a total jagass.
So and his people would call a couple of months
down the road and going Richard wants to come back
on the show. Yep, not coming back again.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
So what have we learned here? People with bo Roberts.
We've learned that.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
He's a bevengeful motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Is You can be you can be vulgar, yes, you
can be extra and your humor, you can be stubborn,
and you can be no filter. But if you come
in here and you're dick, this is what's going to hear.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You will never be on the show again. And there's
that's only happened a couple of times. But Richard Rollins
was one of them.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh come on, throw one more at us while we're
at it. Well here's another like eject hit the eject button.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
When you you had comedians that came in that didn't
want to bring the funny that they were like, Oh, yeah,
come to the show to see it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Chris, who's the guy from the from from the office,
black guy? What's his name?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know, I'm behind on my office episodes?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And that's he came in here one time and he.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Just he has appeared here locally at some of the
comedy clubs, and every time I asked bo I said,
he's gonna be here this weekend. Nope, nope, No.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
If you screw up one time, you will never.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Be on this show. You know what I'm surprised about,
with all of your interest in wrestling and all of
the wrestlers that you've had on the show, that none
of them have made that list. You would think there
to be a roid rage thing that would happen later.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
They're all all the wrestlers are cool.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I think it's because wrestlers are used to performing, Yes,
so they bring it when they're When they come and
they turn the microphone, it's showtime.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Well I got my damn learn on
again today.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well drive carefully tomorrow on your three hours raut.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I will. We're going to have a good time and
we're going to keep our spirits high and fingers crossed
for some good weather for it. And I love Pat Green,
bring it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Tell Richard Rollins to kiss my assay.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
A bunch of lone star listeners. The Rascules are going
to be out at Hub one twenty one in McKinney
tonight for Texas Clearwater Revival. Oh yeah, it's a free concert.
It's their first of the season at Hub one twenty
one in McKinney, and I'm going to try to make
it out there, but I have an event at Grandscape
earlier in the day, so I might not be able.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
To tell us.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
At Spring Flaing Egg Extravaganza, Flag extrava God Lobby. Yeah,
it's like a big Easter egg hunt an egg run
because in the Easter egg hunt is when they hide
the eggs. An Easter egg run is when it's like
an open field and you can see all the eggs
and you just run and try to get them, kind
of like what they do at the White House.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, you're gonna be out there
on the big.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Stage, my buddy Leanne.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay you and Leanne split in the dude. That's nice.
That stage is amazing. It is huge, and Ross Perot
I here wrote a quarter million dollar check to get
it done. Really, and now we got stages popping up.
Alan McKinney, Frisco has got a new place coming and
look at the colony just going nuts. We no longer
have to drive to Irving for Christ's sake if we
(08:51):
want to see a show necessarily. There's also options closer
to us and love.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
The pavilion at Toyota Music Factory.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, me too, Yeah, I don't mind. It all depends
on who the artist is and what's going on, but
it is nice to have some concert options closer to home.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And then of course the Mavericks are trying to build
that resort and they want that to also be a
place for concerts.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Absolutely, is that going to be a first go spot too.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
That'sving. They want to build it over where Texas Stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Used to g and they want to make it a casino. Now,
if little Greggy Abbott doesn't legalize gambling, are they going
to take the MAVs and move them to Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
A lot of people are worried about.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's what I've heard.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The Las Vegas Maverick.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah. When I went to go see you two at
the Sphere, the uber driver kept telling us about how
awesome having these sports team in Vegas has been because
they fill these stadiums. People from other teams, the fans
come to Vegas and make a weekend out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So Vegas is booming with all of these sports teams
and they don't have a basketball team.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yes, oh damn, let's make sure it doesn't happen with
us moving there.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Some other team, get the Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Kings, Yeah, take them.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
All of the Northern California teams are moving to Vegas.
The Oakland Raiders, yes, that's right, and the Oakland A's
uh huh, they're moving their baseball team to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then we lose the Moms and what we just
don't have an NBA team in our town anymore. Not.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let's not get all excited because the riding's not on
the wall yet, right right.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Said, don't grab your pitchfork just yes.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes, yeah, don't start burning in effigy just yet.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Is that barrel Latar and those feathers still over in
the corner, just in case.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You have them ready, in case we need that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
We love you guys, thanks for putting up with us, Dan.
That was a fun show, it was
Speaker 1 (10:49):
And we'll have more fun shows next league to Right
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