Full Show Replay- GOOD GODFREY FRIDAY. Comedian Godfrey is here. And so is Zilch. (Ep 1353)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now here's the yogi. Ya'm a charlatan with a
meditative thought for the day.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I would like to give you all a very very
special drug greeting. In my native tongue, it is ashnaff
one but tattoo too al one, but tatoo dum febe.
It means, may you live as long as you want
to and want to as long as you live. And
I hope you get some chocolate for Easter and do
not get their runs.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Hi, boy girl, it's your old family Easter bunny. Pretty
soon I'll be up happened to your house on Easter
morning to hide night wacky wonderful Easter eggs. Boy do
I love eggs. In fact, I've been eating Easter eggs
ever since the very.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Firsty Oh my heart.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
This has been a public sermons announcement sponsored by the
American Heart Association.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's the joyest police by stuff.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
He's Easter.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Happy Easter rabbit.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Here kid, have an egg.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I want to be stak.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
I wanted these gig.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I wanted these digg I want to wear you little woo.
Now look at he you and I have the.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Languid wooh WoT my watt a warm you WoT my
little warm oo.

Speaker 8 (01:15):
The bad way bit walk my way a.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Warm I wouldn't be steak.

Speaker 9 (01:23):
I want to be I don't know, I want I
want to out.

Speaker 8 (01:30):
Stopper.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well that's that, no offen niggling with Easter eggs, A.

Speaker 10 (01:35):
Giant bunny rabbit chocolate eggs in the night.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Mini me loves chocolate.

Speaker 9 (01:39):
Want to be pulled? Rubbit over my hat?

Speaker 8 (01:42):
Okay, I got lots of candy.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Give me that candy. He's got a lot of candy here.
It's gonna be a pretty explosive easter.

Speaker 10 (01:51):
Have an Easter explosion.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Half am right here.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's always good to know the Easter Bundy is coming. Candy.

Speaker 11 (01:57):
Wait, wait, candy.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's my chocolate and I love chocolate.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Ya.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
They're like, oh, Easter Bunny.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
You can't take a punch to the grunt.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know you're the funniest man here in a pink
bunny costume.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
His white made him wear.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
What we pull a rabbit?

Speaker 12 (02:16):
All in my head?

Speaker 8 (02:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You read? Oh yeahhad it?

Speaker 12 (02:22):
Why? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is the Easter Bunny gonna come to your house?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes, the Easter Bunny is going to come to our house.

Speaker 13 (02:29):
A Fisher streak a mile wine rabbit, Oh, mister rabbit rabbit,
chocolate flavored beer.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Life woul lack a box and chocolate.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Give me that candy ooh yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Why Yes, it's Easter weekend, udy, which means today is
Good Friday, which is kind of silly because every Friday
is a Good Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Easter this year falls on four twenty, so instead of
Peter Cottontail, it's Peter cotton Mouth.

Speaker 11 (03:16):
You go.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Today is a day commemorating the crucifixion and death of
Jesus has recorded in the Bible. It takes place the
day after moun Day Thursday, which sounded like Monday through Thursday.
Last night was the Last Supper, yes, and two days
before Easter Sunday. Now where the Easter bunny comes and
fits in in all this?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I have no idea. It was German folk tradition. They
brought it in the seventeen hundreds. Remember the asteel hair
the Easter bunny. It's right, you taught us that the
other day on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Right, no wonder we went to war with that country.
National transfer money to your daughter's account.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Day, Yeah, because it's Bailey's birthday.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's right. I just already put it in her hand
she wants.

Speaker 10 (04:05):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
International Amateur Radio Day. Don't worry. We're trained professionals.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
That every day. It doesn't sound like it, but we're
trained professionals. I assure you.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Wait a minute, there's more. It's Pinnata Day. Yeah, because
sometimes you just want to hit something with a stick
as hard as you can, no matter if candy falls
out or not.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, I prefer the candy to fall out. Okay, we're
the little liquor bottles and the adult pinatas. Okay, now
you're talking, Now you talk. You know how they load
up those piana donkeys. Put it through his butt, either
that or in the belly. Sometimes it's in the belly
or the top.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Come on, the butthole's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Remember when I got you that little piana and you
put the TUTSI row in his butt.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yes, looked like he was pinching one. All right, that's
enough out of both of you. Yes, it is pet
Owner's Independence Day.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Let your dog or cat open his own damn can
of food today. I'm just being a jerk. Nobody takes
what I say seriously, so you shouldn't neither.

Speaker 12 (05:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
National Veloci Raptor Day. Oh yeah, we've seen all those
Jurassic Park movies and we learned the.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Need some means some big are the meanest ones in
the movies.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Your name comes from the Latin words vlos, meaning swift,
and raptor, meaning robber or plunderer means they're fast and
they'll kick your ass when they catch you.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's why we shouldn't mess with their DNA. That's right.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, no, you want to, you want to bring dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Back, but yeah, don't do it. No, man, go ahead,
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
It is Newspaper columnist Day. We appreciate and recognize someone
who writes for a newspaper. That's because we in radio
know that newspapers are a little lower level as far
as the entertainment industry.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
They're even below radio. Yeah, they're struggling right now, So
hats off to all newspaper show business.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yes, it is National Linement of Preciation Day. No, not
football players. The hard work, dedication, and innovation of electrical
line workers are honored and celebrated today. Also, thanks for that,
Glenn Campbell, Wichita Lineman, you guys county. And it's National
Animal Crackers Day. Animal shake cookies have been around since

(06:19):
the eighteen hundreds. Wow, And by the eighteen seventies, animal crackers,
which are a type of snack not brand, were being
made in the good old US of A. The Stafferd
Biscuit companies started making them in eighteen seventy one. Don't worry.
I'm mean, I'm not gonna make you sit through that
animal crackers in my soup. Shirley Temple saw. Oh yeah, yeah, Oh,

(06:41):
I'm sure. I'm most definitely sure. What's your favorite animal cracker?
They all taste the same. What are my favorite animals?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I like the box because I used to pretend it
was my little purse.

Speaker 11 (06:52):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
You know why the string is on there because people
used to hang them on Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yes, yes, there you go. Don't save me your I
want your gorillas.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'll be glad to save them for you next time
I run across one. Okay, coming up, we got sports
of all sorts. We got the freaking full file. Comedian
Godfrey is gonna join us in seven o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Zilch, the Tory Stellar from Scarborough Renaissance Festival will join
us in the eight.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
O'clock hours and we'll do pick your ticket choose between
take us Steve, Burt Kreischer or Zebra. Whatever you don't pick,
of course, goes into the eight forty ticket windows.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's going to be a jam pack show bo yes
it is.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
We're gonna be exhausted by the time this stupid thing
is over.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
It's gonna be a good tired well yeah, there's good
tired then there. All right, so there's time of the.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Morning when we do the morning Yeah, buddy, all ready
for the allslaught of the senses of this show.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
Okay, y'all ready? Yes, sir, you better be ready because
I'm fin to do it. Matter of fact, I'm goin to.

Speaker 14 (07:53):
Do it right now, shoavis or have to give you
another Dutch of them?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Not another one? Well, she'll move over the well. Yeah, hey,
it's not for sports of all. Brought to you by
the Will Height Law Firm injury lawyers. Go to willhightwins
dot com. Well.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
The Dallas Mavericks play their last game of the regular
season tonight at Memphis against the Grizzlies. After what has
been a difficult season for Dallas fans, mainly due to
Tradon Lucay. Wednesday's victory meant that their season continues at
least for one more game. That means the game tonight
is a winner moves on, loser goes home situation.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Come on, mav now.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
A lot of fans on social media are asking who
will the MAVs go up against from the first round
of the playoffs. Listen, let's wait until we see the
results of tonight's game in Memphis before we start making
postseason plans.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Just yet. Yeah, let's not jink some exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
You probably remember that Dallas went to the NBA Finals
last season but lost the series to the Celtics. That's
when Luca was still with us, and we all know
his contributions to the MAVs that year. No, let's get
rid of him. But that was then. This is now,
as we say, cross your fingers and think happy thoughts
and hopefully we could have some good news Monday morning
about the MAVs. Tip Off tonight is at eight thirty

(09:23):
our time, So go somewhere and cheer the Mavericks on
because it's do or die from this point forward.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You know who is in the playoffs? Luca and the Lakers. Yes,
Luca and the Lakers. Yeah, they're playing tomorrow night.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
You See that's who I'm going to root for, you
and me both. Yeah, I'm rooting for Luca. I'm pissed
off at the MAVs. Still, I'm not pissed off at
the MAVs. I'm just pissed off at Nico Harrison. I'll
root for both the MAVs and the Lakers.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
How to do that?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
As the Dallas Mavericks move forward with their plans to
build a basketball only arena, their thirty two year partnership
with the Dallas Stars, the roommates at the American Airline
Center and Reunion Arena appears to be nearing an end.
Bow The Mavericks and city officials have stated that their
desire to keep the NBA franchise in Dallas where they belong.

(10:08):
Mind you, the MAVs have been more public with their
endeavors as starting with comments by Mark Cuban back in
twenty twenty two stating he wanted his team to one
day play in the middle of a resort with a
big casino. Uh huh sound familiar right. More recently, CEO
Rick Welts stated that his goal is identifying and securing

(10:28):
a thirty to fifty acre site for an arena and
full blown entertainment district, kind of like what they have
in Arlington with the Cowboys. Yes, within twelve months is
his plan?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Can the Stars afford to remain as a single tenant
at the American Airline Center in Dallas when the least
with the city is up in twenty thirty one. Well,
we'll just have to wait and find out that's right.
Hang on and we'll all know when we all know.

Speaker 15 (10:54):
And the Dallas Stars have indeed made it into the playoffs.
But they've done it skidding into the playoffs on a
seven game losing streak.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Oh yeah, that rarely happens in any of these major sports.

Speaker 15 (11:06):
Mason Marschhmtt and other players say that skid doesn't really matter,
and coach Pete Dbauer he knows that the Stars ultimately
will be judged on what they do in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Exactly.

Speaker 15 (11:16):
The Stars have no choice if they won another long
playoff run after making it to the West Final each
of the past two seasons.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
This is due or die time for our boys in
the Stars.

Speaker 15 (11:26):
Dallas opens the postseason tomorrow night with Game one against
Central Division rival the Colorado Avalanche.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
They've always been a thorn in.

Speaker 15 (11:34):
They've been a goliath to our David when it comes
to NHL. Dallas has been locked into a playoff spot
since March twenty ninth. First round matchup against Colorado has
been anticipated for even longer than that. They met in
a second round series last year that the Stars won
in a half a dozen games against the then defending
Stanley Cup champions. The puck drops at the Double AC

(11:55):
Game one Tomorrow night, seven thirty ALB.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
There Come On Boys. Randyman's Bachman Turner Overdrive show tomorrow
at the Canada Life Center in his hometown of Winnipeg
has been moved to Sunday in order to accommodate the
National Hockey League's Winnipeg Jets, who play their first playoff
game on Saturday against the Saint Louis Blues. Randy Bagman says,

(12:18):
I don't want.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
To miss that for anything.

Speaker 16 (12:20):
Yeah, I don't blame him, So he's moved the show
until the night after.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
He will be in attendance too, by the way, so
you'll know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Kamar Rockers struck out a career best eight batters in
a career long seven innings to earn his first MLB
victory as the Texas Rangers beat the Los Angeles Angels
five to three last night to complete a three game
series sweep. Now Rocker threw a career high seventy eight
pitches and allowed three runs on five hits without a walk,

(12:48):
as the Rangers extended their home winning streak to nine games.
Corey Seier hit his one hundredth homer with Texas. Robert
Garcia earned his first Major League save. Meanwhile, the Angels, well,
they lost their fourth straight game and scored only four
runs in the series. They head home having played fifteen
of their first eighteen games on the road, matching in
MLB high most recently done by the nineteen fifty seven

(13:11):
Chicago Cubs. Bruce Bochi, by the way, moved into a
tie with Dusty Baker for seventh place overall with his
twoy one hundred and eighty third managerial win. Way to
go to Bruce Mochie. The Rangers, by the way, remain
at home tonight to open a three game series against
the Dodgers. First pitch from Globeli Field tonight at seven

(13:32):
O five of MOLL five.

Speaker 15 (13:34):
Now, as far as baseball goes man, it looks like
the Atlantic League is really making things looking more appetizing
and entertaining. That in the Atlantic League is where Major
League Baseball has tried out many of its rule changes
over the past few years, so it's no surprise that
they're trying out something new with the baseball itself exact.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, we were focusing on the bat recently, now the ball.

Speaker 15 (13:55):
This season, some games in the Atlantic League will feature
balls that have q codes on them. It's eventually gonna
have imagine, Okay, the ball flies into the stands, you
catch it, Sure you're gonna scan that little code on there, right,
you gotta see what's up. They scan it with their phone,
They get an instant food discount, they get half off

(14:17):
tickets for a future game, they get free parking, and
they also get an unlimited number of other ballpark perks.
So pretty cool if you're interested in checking out the
Atlantic League closer. However, it didn't say whether or not
you had to give the ball back. Yeah, I certainly
hope you can keep that too.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well, those QR codes they're expensive.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Gonna need that, yeah, but you know, people are scamming
people with those QR codes. I'm scared of them now,
especially like at downtown Dallas parking. Yes, sometimes you can
scan and it won't link you up to anybody, but
somebody will get your credit card.

Speaker 15 (14:47):
Hackers will walk up there with a big fake sticker
of a QR code.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
And people are just they're thinking of different ways to
screw other people up. Yes, careful. Well, after nearly forty
years on ESPN's College Game Day show, League Corso will
be retiring in August. Now he's the guy who predicts
which college football team is gonna win by putting on

(15:13):
ahead of the team's mascot as the projected winner. And
of course he usually does it. If he's in Alabama,
he'll put the elephant hat on or something. Yeah, there's
something he's done for years. His final broadcast will be
August thirtieth, and there's sure to be some special programming
to celebrate his legendary career. There's already some speculation online

(15:33):
about where the show will be broadcast on. Corso's last state,
Alabama at Florida State. Makes a lot of sense considering
is arguably the biggest game of the weekend and Florida
State is where Corso played college football from nineteen fifty
three to nineteen fifty seven. Yeah, he was a quarterback,

(15:55):
and a pretty good one, so I understand. Alright, get ready,
the freaking fool File is next on the bow and
them shoulder Dallas for Wars Classic Rock Alone Star ninety
two five. Our boy Godfrey's gonna join us here in
a little while. Hadn't seen him for quite some time,

(16:17):
so this will be kind of like a reunion year.
Now we're double dipping on special guests today. That's right,
and zoom damn straight. Now it's time for the freaking
fool File. Man in California apparently felt a little too
happy at the happiest place on Earth.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
The guy, who hasn't been identified, was arrested last Saturday
for trespassing and roaming around buck ass naked at Disneyland's
New Orleans Square in California. Oh fine, Oh, won't that
be entertaining for the kids? Workers tried to steer visitors
away from the disturbing side as the man climbed on

(16:56):
top of one of the buildings and yes, he did
the helicopter down at shop. Parents and kids who were watching.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh I knew right at Disney.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
He it's Disney's helicopter, right, Come on, get on. He's
been arrested in charge with trespassing public nudity and surprise, surprise,
being under the influence of narcotics. Who would have thought it.
News outlets reached out to Disneyland for a statement, and
they deferred any questions to Anaheim Police, who made the arrest.

(17:30):
The agency said the man lives in Canada.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And was down there just so he could do that.
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, this was a bizarre thing to happen at a
Disney resort, but it's not the only time that people
got a show with their admission. Two years ago, a
twenty six year old man at the same place was
arrested after stripping buck ass niggin and climbing through the
It's a Small World attraction for all the folks and

(17:59):
the it's to see and.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
They all sang together, it's a small world, it's a
scarf all.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, he was arrested as well as well.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
He should have been. Okay, bo, we're gonna travel from
Florida to Nola, New Orleans, Louisiana. New Orleans police are
on the hunt for a burglary suspect wearing a werewolf
mask who allegedly ravaged a local store in the dead
of night as the moon lit up the sky. Look
at this guy, bow oh yeah. Kendrick Demon Jones Junior

(18:34):
was captured on security footage jumping over a fence at
the rear of the business on chef Montour Highway before
breaking down the back door around one fifteen am on
Tuesday morning. The nineteen year old, who was unmasked while
hopping the fence, threw on his beastly hood and went wild.
While he was inside the store, he used a crowbar
to break into the cash registers and steal all the money.

(18:57):
The six foot five culprit could be slapped with multi
charges including burglary, criminal damage and unauthorized entry if he
is caught.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
The thing that had some people amused was the fact
that he kept singing the song wear Wolves of London
and belting out the oh from the song the whole
time that he was robbing the place.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
See now, if I'd have been in there, go ahead,
bring a.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Now, police, who know who this guy is? This Warren
Zevon wanna be They just don't know where he is,
But just you know, be on the lookout for someone
wearing a werewolf mask.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Maybe he's a real werewolf.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You think we don't know it was a full moon
after us.

Speaker 15 (19:40):
See that's what I'm talking about. Noarlan's is crazy, all
I know. That's why I love living there. Orlando, Florida weird. Yeah,
all right, there is a difference. Fifty one year old Orlando,
Florida man under arrest for impersonating a police officer after
he approached a driver of a Walmart truck because he
suspected him of human trafficking.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Just some guy trying to drive to Walmart unloaded stock.

Speaker 15 (20:05):
He's having a paranoid episode or something. The victim told
Real cops that a man later identified as Michael Diaz
approached him in his truck outside of Walmart, asked for
his license, and then ordered him to climb out of
the truck. The driver complied, but became suspicious when he
noticed that Diaz didn't have a gun, a radio, apparently,
no credentials, didn't have a badge, just a business card

(20:27):
with his name and a Florida Sheriff logo on the
business card. Your ass is in trouble for that. The
truck driver called the police. Diaz got in his car
and tried to flee. Cops caught up with him and
arrested him for impersonating an officer. He also appeared to
be intoxicated.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Shocker, big shocker.

Speaker 15 (20:46):
He told officers that he suspected this truck driver of
human trafficking and that he was just trying.

Speaker 16 (20:52):
To help of course whatever, trying to help you out here. Okay,
let the police do their job exactly. Now here's a
school nutrition administrator.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Keep that in mind, all right. She has been arrested
for committing a terribly unappetizing act inside the beer cooler
at a Hanover, Pennsylvania, convenience store. It's kind of like
it's a place called Royal Farms. Yeah, and it's kind
of like seven to eleven employees at that Royal Farm's
location last week called police to report that an unknown

(21:28):
woman had come in the previous day and defecated in
the beer cave. No, did we do a story kind.

Speaker 13 (21:37):
Of like this.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yo that was spraying the urine. This is defecating.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Keep your pants up, will you? The upper decker story now,
probably you know that a beer cave is a walk
in beer cooler open to the public. You can go
in there and select what coal, beer and other beverages
you want. All the doors into the beer cave and
cool areas are clear glass, providing visual of the inside.

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That's why the guy working at the store said, is
that woman squatting down?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
There's no privacy in that beer?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Twisting out a mud rat right there in the beer
cool police review of the store, security footage showed forty
seven year old Crystal Goals pushing a case of beer
back on the shelf, pulling down her pants and taking
a dump on the shelves and then leaving. What possesses
somebody to do that?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I have no idea about it, Brooks.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
She was arrested for several crimes, including open lewdness, criminal mischief,
and disorderly conduct that created quote a hazard, hazardous and
physically offensive conditions. Nobody wants to see you drop trout
take a dump in a beer.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Can you imagine how smelly that room was after that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, it's also especially if the beer is bad. Guess
who lives about a mile from the Royal Farm's location. No,
that's her, the director of food and nutrition for the
local school district.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That's who did that.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
That's who I get it.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I'm done quit.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
You gotta watch those people a school nutrition administrator taking
a dump and a beer cooler. We can't make this up.
We could try, but it won't be as funny because
reality really works.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
We must have been eating a lot of fiber.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket.
Pick between tickets to see comedian Burt Kreischer at the
American Airline Center of November, or you can pick tickets
to see Zebra at the House of Blues in Dallas
next Sunday. Whatever you don't pick goes into the lone
Star ticket window at eight forty, So just keep listening
to pick your ticket here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Okay, Godfrey, Ye put your headphones on. Guess what I found.

Speaker 17 (24:01):
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million dollars for anyone who's been slammed unk in our
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Speaker 1 (24:08):
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Speaker 17 (24:13):
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they described.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
The refreshing taste of seven Up. You sir, clear, seven
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Speaker 1 (24:21):
You can almost feel the electricity in the air. There
he goes there, Yes, Godfrey is here, Yes.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
He was at one time the seven up guy, I
you are, I see my clear voice and I look
at it. How long ago was that you were? Thousand
and four?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
That years ago? It was really fun. Damn in there? Man,
are you doing any commercials now?

Speaker 17 (24:49):
Godfrey commercial game is different now. They don't even really
pay like they used to. They don't really use non union.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Why do you think that there was one hundred and
eighteen day strike?

Speaker 17 (24:59):
Because A they're just doing a lot of weird So
that's not really the same as it used to be.
I barely go on auditions for right because they'll pay
you like one thing and that's it. See when the
commercials back then, when they rent it, they ran them,
you got money cycles, yes, and then and then if
you're a spokesperson, you got a big nice lump something.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Now it's it's I don't think it's the same.

Speaker 17 (25:20):
Let's that progressive lady is probably the only one really
getting money on flow flow forever.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
That's what she ain't going nowhere. We won't go god
Free is here. That is improv.

Speaker 17 (25:35):
This weekend, it's all been sold out, but we added
a show for Saturday at eleven eleven pm.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Eleven pm. I've sold all out. You know why, because
you funny and and you know another thing too.

Speaker 17 (25:48):
I have to say this, and I've been doing your
show for years that social media I'm gonna tell you
this right now.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Social media is the truth. The truth. Truth will set
you for. We didn't know that ten years ago with and.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
That we all did that.

Speaker 17 (26:04):
And then during COVID, I jumped on it so fast
and I you know, and I went in and it
was like, yeah, it was a big change. I go
to certain areas and I go wow, oh wow, I'm
doing way better than before.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
They go, well, we saw you remember the thing you
did with the sock puppet.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
And I was doing a lot of voices too. That
was good. Like, this is a very good show. I'm
so proud to me.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is great.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
This is great.

Speaker 18 (26:32):
I've done to a lot of radio shows, but let
me tell you this is the best. It's the best
in It's the best in Dallas. All the other ones
are no good, buddy, these is so fittous.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
My man. I told bo how much I love your
stories about your cousins from Nigeria.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
You have to share the story about them when they
want to go clubbing with you in New York.

Speaker 17 (26:57):
Oh, I want to meet that woman. I want to
get late, I said, but you can't just yell at them.
Hey woman, come here, woman, come here, drop me. I'm
a prince now.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
They're all Nigerian princes, a lot.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Of I made prince give me money, money from my kingdom. Prince.
Remember remember coming to America? My son works. Yes, we
are at the Waldorf Astoria White.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
How great?

Speaker 17 (27:35):
How great was that movie? It's like the perfect comedy.
Like I wish comedies would come back like that. You
know what I mean comedies? I mean one of my
favorites is Blues Brothers. It's like, what the people that
are on it? You go, oh, it's James Brown, Oh
there's Ray Charles, There's a Rita Franklin.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Shaka Khan. Are we kidding ourself? I have callaway. Shaka
Khan was only in the choir scene, right, she didn't
have any lines, no lies, but you go this Shaka.
It was like it was a tribute to all the
black soul singers. Yet, did you see Blues Brothers two
thousand because that had BB King for every BB king.

Speaker 17 (28:18):
But I was like, I know, I know, I know
what you say I saw it, but I was like,
it wasn't the same as I know it really was.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
It wasn't the same.

Speaker 15 (28:26):
Now, what about the sequel to Coming to America? We
were just talking about that. Did that do anything for that?
I never went in. I never got in, but I
think I dodged a bullet. It's almost a musical, isn't it. Yeah,
it's good coming.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
They waited.

Speaker 17 (28:39):
I think they waited, probably waited too long because I
was in. I was in the first Zoolander, and they
waited too long to do the second one. It just
it went on too long.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Came a cult classic after Zoolander.

Speaker 17 (28:50):
And that was during nine to eleven when nobody was
going to the theaters. And then one day I was
doing a college and someone goes.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
You were in Zoolander.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Man had a cameo in that. I said, what Zulander goes, dude.
Everybody watched hit from DVDs and so they were like, dude, you're.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Like WHOA and you yourself?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I played I actually yeah.

Speaker 17 (29:16):
Ben Stiller when they had to get into Ball's modeling agency,
if you remember that, he needed a disguise, so Owen
Wilson turned into an Indian dude, and he turned into me,
so I just acted like him. It was pretty hilarious.
That was I'm glad I'm part of that one man.
You know what I mean exactly?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's that's social media.

Speaker 11 (29:37):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
I tell you, man, you gotta do it.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You gotta do it, you have to do it.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
There's nothing you can't do that's right. And I know
I believe, I really believe in this place far with
Godfrey coming up next, Oh my ball NHL, I'm glad
you're here it man, Thank you Dallas worst Classic Croncolone
star ninety two five old friend godfre you isn't oh
yeah what He's at the Addison Improv this weekend and

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you sold out every show except eleven o'clock added for the.

Speaker 17 (30:07):
First time I've had a show added, and it feels
good because, you know, a lot of times I'll tell
you about social media. Sometimes the social media people, there's
somebody name I always call it the sock puppet Pete syndrome,
some dude to be and the manager will say, yeah,
there was a guy named sock puppet Pete just sold

(30:27):
out twenty shells.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Man.

Speaker 11 (30:28):
He does a thing with a sock puppet and then
he does a pie chart and then here does a
question of Q and A, and here I am writing
really great jokes and it's like, hey, man, don't have
a lot of people in the room.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I think it's because there was a tornado. Is that
randyface he's talking about it? Yes, he had.

Speaker 17 (30:48):
Nobody, But he's a legitimate artist because he's been doing
a long time, like the Jeff Dunhams.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
And that's different.

Speaker 17 (30:55):
I'm talking about this Instagram people that have never really
done any stage time and they just got popular on
social media.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Then they'll come to a comedy club, book themselves a
comedy club to.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Do whatever they do.

Speaker 17 (31:06):
And sometimes when like we come in the next weekend
a real comic, they'll go, oh man, this guy sock
Puppy Pete. Man, he just sold out. Like oh god,
you're and you got thirty people per show on your show.
You're like, I know, I don't know what happens. Sock
Puppet Pete was so good.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
No, but it should be. It should be pretty cool.
I mean, there are people gonna up see you. Yeah,
but sock Puppy Pete back. But have you ever had
somebody get pissed off of something you said. Yeah, because
you're not You're not abrasive or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (31:35):
Not.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I do edgy, but I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 17 (31:37):
I'm not vulgar, but I use profanity, which is what
adults do and it's adult entertainment.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Uh, but I'm edgy. I like to talk about race.

Speaker 17 (31:47):
I like to push and anytime you say race, don't
be political if that's what political is, and fine, it's
what we've lived with.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
It's what it is. So you and I get silly.
I do silly.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
I do.

Speaker 17 (32:01):
I like to do edge with a bit of charm. Yes,
you know you're so charged Because I'm such a Carling fan.
I'm such a prior fan Joan Rivers, fan of Don Rickle.
I like the people that pushed. They pushed the embOS.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Hey, you got to meet one of our favorites, Carol Burnett.

Speaker 17 (32:17):
I did meet Carol Burnette, really, but I was at
series next time. I had a show before they fired me.
But they always fire comics and serious except they say, hey, man,
we want to give you a show.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
As soon as you say what you want to say,
you're fired.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
We don't know that.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know, we didn't mean it like that.

Speaker 17 (32:37):
So I met Carol Burnette because the guy that I knew,
I knew the guy that was a pr guy had
brought in the celebrities and he would always like say,
hey man, we got Carl Barnette.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
Later.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
You want to meet Yes, yeah, I said Carol Burnett.
I meet her. She was like, you're so handsome. Can
I hug you?

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Carol?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I said, Carol, you look it. It ain't back in
the day. I was taking you from told because we've
only had her on the phone, I would love to have.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I met her.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
She was so kind.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
She's ninety.

Speaker 17 (33:05):
I think she's like, yes, she's ninety one, ninety one.
Dick Van Dyke ninety ninety, Yes, I want it. And
he's he's at the gym like pushing the and he
moves a little bit still.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
He doesn't I want him to hit that hundred.

Speaker 11 (33:23):
Bank.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
I love you, bankman, stepping time, stepping times steps. He
married puppets. You know who else I met? I met
Christopher Plumber, Oh really sounding music. The father I met.

Speaker 17 (33:35):
I was in the UH in New York going to
an audition, and you know, a lot of times you know,
I'll see Kevin Bacon walking down the street. I seen
I've seen Dustin Hoffman. I've seen Alan Allda and his
mom Nice walking down the street.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
And this is New York.

Speaker 17 (33:48):
So I'm in the Elvert and it's Christopher Plumber. I go,
oh wow, I just go I missed plumbering.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
You know?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
And I go, man, sound of music. Well, he goes,
oh that bs. He said the full word.

Speaker 17 (34:03):
He's like, you know, it could have been horrible on
the on the set, that's why people don't understand.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And a lot of these when you do a show
you go behind the scenes. He's like, I hate it.

Speaker 17 (34:14):
Like the Honeymooners, they couldn't stand Jackie Gleeson. Really they
couldn't stand it. Joe Joey's Joyce Randolph who just passed away. Yes,
she was like, oh he was a horrible man. And
Jackie never auditioned. I mean he never rehearsed. No, oh,
he would just come on the set and they just
they go. But they said he was a nasty dude,

(34:34):
like and lotsights they didn't get along well, him and
him and.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Art Carney. Yeah, well see that's the thing about some
celebrities that you really really respect and like, yeah, they
can turn out to be a dick something. Yeah, you're like, ah,
I would hope.

Speaker 17 (34:52):
Well, I've been fortunate when I run into people and
they're not nasty to me. Yeah, clooney, I've met before
the nicest guy in the world, Kevin Space me before
Kevin sat before. I was sitting next to him and
Oliver Stone at this at the w Hotel and Oliver
Stone were just He's talking like, hey, how you doing.

(35:12):
I was like, Oliver Stone, I'm just talking. And then
some girl goes, hey, mister stuck, can I have a picture?
He goes, not right now.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Later he goes, what happens to the what happened to
the days where the women just gave you some? Yeah,
I want a picture. I want a picture.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I want some? All right? Well, then grinning and drop
they say you gotta be careful when you meet your heroes.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Got where you got some?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Bull got Did you ever meet one of your heroes
and they turned out to be a real joke?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Let's see, because most of them are not, they pretend
to be.

Speaker 17 (36:01):
There's comedians that I know that are like yeah that
I know that they're famous that I'm like, ah boo,
I don't want to name them, but okay, then I'll
see then, I'll see them in interviews like, oh he's lying,
he's totally Like what I do is I believe in
try to pull other people out, like no, you don't know,
you don't you lie.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
He's like this, You're a liar. You've always been a liar.
You're so rude, You're you're a liar.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
He's a liar.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I never liked that guy. I think people know what
I'm doing. Yeah, god, friend, Yeah, it's an improv. The
only show that is not sold out is tomorrow night
at eleven o'clock. I suggest you see this main because
I've seen him before and he's very funny. He's not

(36:51):
gonna be a jerk to anyone.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
He's very very nice.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
I'm very nice.

Speaker 17 (36:55):
But what I do is when I get on stage
up stage right, man, I put the like James Brown,
they put the couldn't cover me and I go straight
to the green here.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And they carry them please please no. Yeah, man, it's so.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
Good to see you.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
They see you, man, always good to see you. Off well,
you family here, And that's why I had to call
man right, that's right. I'll see your family of course,
thanks God breaking you got.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 16 (37:23):
Man, you're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull
yourself to pieces. That was a grouchy Mark thing.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Okay, coming up your last chance this week to pick
your ticket between t see Bert Kreischer or the Man Zebra.
And yes, you're gonna have to identify some words in
an Easter montage. It's not gonna be all that different.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, we don't have to count like bunny and Easter.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh boy, All right, I'll explain
it all.

Speaker 19 (37:53):
But wait a minute, did I mention Easter ladies and
gentlemen and Christian thrill seekers of all ages this weekend?
That's take Fairgrounds Arena witness the ultimate death defying experience
of all time.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Because Easter is.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
You won't believe your eyes is all the way from
Nazarth Jesus, the Son of God, from rolls away the Stone.
It takes on Judas in a rematch battle of turbo charts.

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Down the quarter miles.

Speaker 20 (38:26):
Easter.

Speaker 19 (38:28):
It's not over as the the JC hops on his
Holy Moly superb and jumps one hundred and nineteen.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
But kittie clad nuns in the mono crucifix stunt of
the Anno Domini.

Speaker 8 (38:39):
The Son.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
After Saturday.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Religon styled I'll be hopped to hockey swounds being a
ten dollars harlowe.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
It all happens this Easter Sunday, do us.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
That's just one of the things going on this weekend,
because just like every weekend, there's a whole lot going
on around here.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
So let's take a book.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
It's time for Hey what what?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Oh? I'm so glad you asked run it down. It
is the Easter weekend, but it may be a wet
one tomorrow and early Sunday, so plan according whatever. Want
to kick off your Easter celebration today, We'll head out
to Grandscape in the Counee for their Spring Fleeing Extravaganza
with the much loved egg run for the kids and

(39:28):
other fun activities. The fun will start around eleven this morning.
I'm gonna be out there around noon. Sports this weekend,
your Texas Rangers have a three game series against the
LA Dodgers. First game tonight at seven oh five, first
pitch tomorrow at three oh five, and then on Sunday,
the Rangers Dodgers game will start at one thirty five
across the street from Globeli Field. Tomorrow some United Football

(39:50):
League action WHOA The Arlington Renegades take on the Saint
Louis BattleHawks. Kickoff tomorrow is at eleven thirty and Tomorrow
night at the American Airline Center. It's NHL Playoff Action
game one of the first round series, with the Dallas
Stars facing off with the Colorado Avalanche. Puck will drop

(40:10):
at seven point thirty Tomorrow night. Comedy this weekend, Our
Buddy Godfried is at the Addison improv alex Raymundo at
Hyenas in Fort Worth this weekend. Larry the Cable Guy
is at Chalk Talk Casino and Resort in Oklahoma. Love
Music this weekend at Hub one twenty one and McKinney
Tonight their first free concert of the year featuring Texas

(40:32):
Clearwater Revival, the Music of Fogerty and CCR. Tomorrow night
at the House of Blues in Dallas. Heavy metal fans
Machine Ahead in concert and tonight at Arlington Music Hall
spyro Gyra. If you're into jazz, Usure still be live.
They really are Tomorrow night at Lucas Oil Live at
wins Star World Casino, R and B Greats Boys to Men,

(40:53):
and at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth this weekend Tonight
Country Star Chase Rice, Tomorrow night Tyler Halverson. No weather permitting.
The Mimosa Land Music Festival is happening tomorrow in Old
City Park in Dallas. Soulful Tunes, food trucks, and of
course plenty of Mimosas. In Fort Worth at Burgers Lake,
the River Oaks Springfest gets underway today. They're having a

(41:15):
huge car show in live music theater fans don't miss
the magic that is the Broadway musical Mama Mia. It's
at the Music Hall at Fair Park in Dallas through
April twenty seventh. At the Windspere Opera House this weekend
you can see the Broadway hit Mean Girls, also Waitress
the musical at the Wiley Theater. Anime fans lots to
do this weekend at the Irving Convention Center, It's we

(41:39):
become one of the largest anime conventions in Texas. It's
going to be a weekend of cosplay, celebrity guests, and
much more. And then Sunday at Texas Trustee Youth Theater
Attack on Titan Beyond the Walls World Tour. It's an
anime concert never heard of. Yah okay, Scarborough Renaissance Festival

(41:59):
continue us this weekend. Rain or Shine and Waksahatchie Sunday
in Denton bow at Rubert Gloves. It's Denton's four twenty
Fests Easter Sunday four twenty fest with live music and
food trucks. So if you get a little hungry. And finally,
Ao and John clay Wolf, who you here on Saturday
mornings Here on lone Star. They're gonna be at Walnut

(42:21):
Springs Rally Car Show tomorrow Rainer Shine featuring classic cars
and live music. Chance to see Paul Newman's Ferrari race
car that's happening tomorrow. And that, my friends, is just
some of what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 16 (42:35):
You're welcome, same ol tirnest song and cash.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
That's what my ex wife used to say to me
all the time. Are you really same old song and dance?

Speaker 16 (42:51):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
That's why you came in late and that's why she's
the ex that your ass, that's why.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
And yesterday was national blah blah blah. Oh that's what
made me think of it as a matter of fact. Okay,
coming up, Ziltz, the Tory stealer from Scarborough Renaissance Festival,
is gonna join us and scramble our brains like he
does every time he comes on the show. But now
let's pick your ticket. You can choose between tickets to

(43:18):
see comedian Burt Kruscher The Machine he's gonna be at
the American Airline Center in November, or tickets to see
Zebra a week from this Sunday at the House of Blues.
Whichever one you don't pick, of course, goes into the
ticket window. And since it is Easter weekend, yes, you're
gonna have to count some stuff that's gonna be in

(43:39):
this little mon car, right.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Oh, don't worries.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It's not that tough' it's it's uh, well, yeah, you
just count. Here's what you're gonna count. Anytime you hear
the word Jesus. That's about Jesus, the word easter, okay,
the word bunny, and the word rabbit. What if it's
bunny rabbit that counts as too.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh okay, cool, got it.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah, if it's Easter bunny, that counts as too too. Well,
this is not easy. This is not easy ball.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It's only a minute and a half. Will you play
it twice?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
I'll play it twice, all right? Okay, listen in tell
me how many times you hear Jesus Easter Bunny or
rabbit hit it.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
Let's kick at Jesus.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Stop Jesus, Sister Christian, the time has come.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Chasing rabbits.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Jesus, Jesus.

Speaker 8 (44:53):
That's gee, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Easter Bunny did this.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
All I said was uster Bunny at the minimal park
mall was more convincing. He just jumped a rail and
knocked me down.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Wabbit.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm glad. I'm a rabbit.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
I've got lots of candy. They celebrate Easter the same
way we do.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
The guys to bunny.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
Sue kicked his eggs.

Speaker 10 (45:36):
Out of coming a giant bunny. Rabbit left chocolate eggs.

Speaker 17 (45:39):
In the night.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Men and me loves chocolate.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
I got lots of candy.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
He's got a lot of candy here. Come on.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
That wasn't that hard?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Was okay?

Speaker 16 (45:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
But candy was not one of the ones we Candy
is not one. Okay.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
God see you would have you would You're just two
of them too low. Oh, okay, so you wouldn't win.
I guess exactly the same. Okay, So let me play
this montage again again. You're counting Jesus, Easter bunny or rabbit.
And if it's Easter bunny, that counts two. Okay, listen
again and call me a two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one night two five. Here

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we go a second time.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Let's kick at Jesus.

Speaker 20 (46:24):
Stop Jesus, Sister Christian, the time has come.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
Chasing rabbits.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Jesus Jesus does gee.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
The nice.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Easter bunny did this?

Speaker 10 (47:17):
All I said was Easter bunny at the Minimum Park
mall was more convincing. He just jumped a rail and
knocked me down.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Well, he wabbit.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I'm glad. I'm a rabbit.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
I've got lots of candy. They celebrate Easter the same
way we do it.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
The guy used to bunny Sue kicked his eggs out.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
Of coming a giant bunny. Rabbit left chocolate eggs in
the night.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
We need me loves chocolatebit over my hat.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Ok I got lots of candy.

Speaker 14 (47:50):
Candy.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
He's got a lot of candy here. Okay, come on,
count him up, count him up. You're not cut them again.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I just I got the same thing, really, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Got one higher bo Yeah, okay, we'll see you would
have won with that. That's good enough, all right, see
if anybody knows here two one, four, seven, seven, eight, seven,
one nine five all right, both of them show how
many times did you hear Jesus Easter bunny or.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Rabbit twenty eight? Twenty eight? Oh?

Speaker 16 (48:24):
Just a tad too high? Just a just a tad,
just a tad or an iota? Bon of them show
how many times did you hear Jesus is your bunny
your rabbit?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
About twenty three? Twenty three?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
That's too low, it's too low. Oh, now split the difference. Yes,
not twenty eight and not twenty three.

Speaker 16 (48:43):
Okay, bon of them show, all right, how many times
did you get twenty two twenty two?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Still too low? Remember twenty three is too low? And
what'd you say? Twenty eight? Yes, that's too high, that's
too high. Bone of them show tell me how many
times you heard Jesus Easter bunny rabbit twenty one? Go ah,
go on them, show how many time did you hear it?
Twenty five? That's a winner, because it's twenty six. And

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don't dispute me, because I counted it three times.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I was gonna dispute you. No, you're not.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Who is who is this?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
All right? Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Which tickets do you want? You want Burt Christier tickets?
So you want the Zebra tickets?

Speaker 12 (49:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (49:33):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Birst Prussure the November ex in November November eighth, the
American Airline Center.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
I'll take that.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Okay, he's taking Burt Fiser tickets. That means we got
more Zebra tickets and the eight forty ticket window. Hang
on just second and we will hook yes up by
I hang on there. Oh, Zelce, the Torri Steller is
gonna scramble our brains coming up in just a few.

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(50:27):
roll it up, Spread it out, Dallas.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
What worst classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. Well,
look who is back on the show from Scarborough Renaissance Festival.
No Noly Zilch the Tory seller have an You've got.

Speaker 16 (50:42):
My theme music playing and everything. Of course I do,
of course to me theater pastor anyway. Yeah, faster, me
theater pastor me theater, make it very funch. It's a
measure to plea here as always. Okay, you're already scrambling
our Yeah. I always wambled by skirts around, gotta be

(51:03):
killing rarefol. But if I go off script too much,
there'd be dragons there.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yes, And you talk like that, You're Tory stelling is
like forty five minute sets. Forty five minute sets.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Me do that?

Speaker 16 (51:14):
Peaching people out of the leak in his different danguage. Well,
my career started with I'm sorry man, we dropped the baby.
And I've been able to do this since I was
I think it was about twelve when I first discovered
that I could take the worst part of my purds
and mitchum fack.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
And sport by the way, who did that first? I
remember seeing a comedian a long time Agoll did that.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
There have been a few people.

Speaker 16 (51:37):
Andy Griffith actually when he recorded that cowl it football,
cow it football on the flip side of the forty
five or a kids forty five, there are records with
a hole in the Yeah, they had a hole, a
big hole in the middle, and you put this needle
thing on and it yeah anyway, so you'd flip the
forty five over and on the back of it was
a I think it was a Prinderella and the sinse really.

(51:59):
Then later on Archie Campbell on Hehaw did a printererella
and the sad blisters.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Oh is that what inspired you to come up with this?

Speaker 11 (52:11):
Well?

Speaker 16 (52:12):
I think I first heard about it, and I swear
it was fifth grade English. We talked about various language games,
and spoonerisms were one of them.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Now.

Speaker 16 (52:20):
The reason we call them spoonerisms is because of fellow.
We actually lived during the Victorian Age. His name was
Reverend William Archibald Spooner, and he was an Anglican priest
think Episcopalian or Catholic light the Church of England, and
he was also an Oxford done, think college professor. He

(52:41):
taught theology at Oxford University for over six decades. I
have a goal now, yeah, this is year fifty for me.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Wow. Yeah, fifty years of doing Renaissance festivals.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Yam, congratulations.

Speaker 16 (52:55):
Well. Reverend Spooner was known for saying things like the
Lord is a shoving leopard, ard to be pat him,
but this pie is occupued. May I sew you to
another sheet? It is now kissed him Mary to cuss
the bride? Why today things are running like a well
boiled icicle. And he did this sort of thing so
often his students coined the term of Spoonerism, and then

(53:17):
they tried to make him do it by doing things
like waking him up in the middle of the night,
banging pots and pants outside of his house, and he'd
throw up in his shutters and yell at them, going,
you're trying to make me do one of those those things.
But he wouldn't do it when asked. He'd only do
it when he when he was not thinking about what
he was saying in the mood.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Yeah, okay, So what story are you going to regale
us with?

Speaker 16 (53:41):
Well, we were talking. We thought maybe maybe we'd try
the advanced class today. I have been coming here a
long time. Can we do a little Jomo and ruliet? Yes,
I finally can take out my theater degree, wave it
around and go look, I'm not waiting tables.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Okay, So I am at the Rene Festival.

Speaker 16 (54:00):
I shall stand in all sorts of weather and peach
you people how to leak in this banguage by stilling
you a stort shory.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
That in already O killing me already? Okay, all right,
so here's some jo jo.

Speaker 16 (54:13):
We're gonna we're gonna do a short excerpt because the
one that I do is forty five minutes long and
the original one is three.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
And a half hours or something like, oh damn wow,
we're going to do the cliff now, the niff clothes. Yes, yes, yes,
So I thought we'd start out with Ransom Homeo, who
is a bean age toy, a stashing dud.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yes, he was yansome and hung.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Okay, okay, everybody just try to keep up because he.

Speaker 16 (54:37):
Was gopular with the pearls. Well, Ransom Homeo had been
frilted by his jewel grand and that means he'd been
doyly rumped up right, So his fresh band commercio, says,
Ray Homeo, why the thong lace? Oh and by the way, kids,
remember flossing is an important part of devil.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
He says, I got a date.

Speaker 16 (54:59):
I Agrea ortelom enemy cold apulet is poeing Athrardi over it.
His pamily fallis hast though ever seen cold apulets pamily fallis.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
That's a phallus. It's a pansy fallas Yes, huge crinkles
on it, but he doesn't show it to everyone.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
And I would like to thank all of you for
having a very large vocabulary.

Speaker 16 (55:23):
And for any kids out there, get a thesaurus, become
a little set of the stegosaurus, the brontosaurus.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
And there's a really big one in Parassic Junk.

Speaker 16 (55:32):
Yeah yeah, the one that ate the lawyer. Well commercial
said on the toilet while he was trying to pinch
it right.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (55:42):
I realized when I say that to the little kids,
their parents probably don't allow them to watch Porassic Jark
Well anyway. So so Ransom Homeo or commercial says, what
say we fabrellos patch this guardie, We shall pick us
up some babes. Yeah yeah, I'm paraphrasing so fromin his
rends that would be ven Bolliwood Comercio. They puck into

(56:03):
the snarty and Ransom Homeo glassed his pants around the room.
Sullivan nothing his thighs about opt out of his pockets
because of that meetful fomage. His lays gandied on the
most beautiful bayden in the vound of Torona. It was
the jerfooliot caught her of old dabulets and vendor turgen.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yes, well that was kind of the rumor.

Speaker 16 (56:26):
And at that mateful foment, she farted a higher in
his start.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Oh.

Speaker 16 (56:33):
Yes, she really socked his knocks off. She nearly socked
her own knocks off. Ransom Homeo had a learning bust,
but his parents found it and they took it away.
Don't spend a long time.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
And of course you can't do robin hood because of Tuck.

Speaker 13 (56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Oh, and there are so many things I can't do.

Speaker 16 (56:56):
I mean, I mean, friar Tuck is merely the bip
of the ice turn, just in the story of robbert Alonio.
So have snuck up in the forest.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Okay, okay, locked up in the castle. Yeah, I'll keep
you busy for a while. Moving on, we don't do
tom Sawyer because of Huckleberry face.

Speaker 16 (57:17):
Ten points for Griffin, or we don't we don't do
a Midsummer Night's Dream, Puck the Ferry. No, we don't
do treasure island fighting buccaneers, which makes pirate weekend out there.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Just about impossible.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
On a personal note, I am no longer allowed to
dine at Fuddruckers.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
I'm not sure why.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
You will never again look at a Ford truck with.

Speaker 16 (57:41):
A straight face, exactly exactly and don't sing Yankee doodle. Okay, wow,
you faster than most of my audiences.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Usually I look out at them and they're staring it
up into the clouds, going.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
Try to figure it out.

Speaker 16 (57:57):
Yeah, no, oh, there is okay more with Jilt the
Torri Stellar coming.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Up on the poet and then chill, you're killing me.
Give crane John, you see.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Zilt the Tory Stellar is with us.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
The turning everyone, Yes, yes, yes, yes, So you have
time to finish Romeo.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Rue.

Speaker 16 (58:28):
I think it would have to set a world land
speed record to do that. Well, I can I just
keep keep going. You know they met at the fancy
party at the family Palace. I think you were nouncing
the white to day, he joked. Up to Bouliette ab
the grant and said leftis mince the doctor arena that docta.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yet let us lip the triy tan fastic.

Speaker 16 (58:48):
But of course now there's always a gad buy, you know,
an instigator insteority and our gad by, And this one
is the tirey fibblet tyre fibled, he of the blashing flade.
He's got a song lord. He goes around peeking up
on sneaple and broking him in the pibs. Oh, okay,
believe it or not, I'm still with you. Yeah, he's

(59:08):
a ghasty n eye. He's always farting stits. Yeah, well,
Tyry Fibble, he flicks, I'm glad you broke that when
not me, Well, Tyry Fibble flicks out on the land store.
He sees his beautiful buzzing. She is chancing geek to geek.
She is flaying pissy case. Yeah, who mummio of the rontages.

(59:34):
So he gets caught under the hollar. His boils begin
to blood. Okay, that would explain the tasting Emperor exactly.
He is about to saw his draword and fart a
state but cold apulet Fooliet's jather says, geece pipple swor
up your poord, neep it in your kickers light a match.

(59:56):
There shall be no shud blood in my pamely fou.
It just keeps popping up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
It was a yeah, so all.

Speaker 16 (01:00:08):
Right, so jomy o andruliet nanstall dight they lolded, but
of course eventually they already pended.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
And when it did, she coo him a bliss. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like a sheep pooter there.

Speaker 16 (01:00:21):
Yeah, she come him a bliss and she stemmed the
claires to her red boom. Well, this of course left
left ransom homo frelly restorated.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, so he didn't hold home. Now. He spent the
nest of the right wanging out by her. Indo that's
illegal in a lot of state. Was a ban age toy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
So there he is. He's banding in her stushes.

Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
When he nerded rustling hoys, he looked up and there
banding on her stalcony lack bit wearing a Nimsey flighty
was dautiful bulliet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Well this really set his part dounding.

Speaker 16 (01:01:02):
I can't imagine. So it's a good thing he was
banding in her stushes. He looked up and he said
those immortal murders, he said, soft button that breaks win
by gottr line.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I know regular cummerbun banders, snatch, ain't I?

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
Yeah you are?

Speaker 16 (01:01:20):
I mean bandicoot chowder pants. Yeah, Mamo, creepy thatch, spedad religion, scratch,
petrol box pudding snatch. Easy for you to say, biddle
stiff funking patch, Sheilliam Watner. Oh, Jimmy would be so
proud had had to channel my favorite Canadian overactor. Yeah,

(01:01:44):
all right, so so so she she's she's banding on. Okay,
ransom On, you always got more lines. I got off
the track here, I get distracted, squirreled, all right, squirdle. Yes,
Mine is the show that asked the question, how many
kids of a d D just take to change.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
A light bulb?

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Let's ride bikes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
All right, I can get back a track. Ransom Homo,
he's got more lines.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
I know some of them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That's a theater major talking.

Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
All right, okay, So Ransom Homio is the teast, that
Truliet is the juhn a rise their fun and moon
that envious made. Yeah, that's one way to get her attention.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
That's one one pressed on Juliet. If this had been
it right, well, realize.

Speaker 16 (01:02:28):
How much of a comedy it is right up until
a certain point. Well spoilers, So all right, okay, is
the teast that to live? Is John the fun moon
that end? See how she cheangs a leak upon her,
a heak upon her land. Oh oh oh, to be
a hove upon that gland. Oh yeah, I never know
what to do with my hands. Yeah, I should run

(01:02:50):
for president. Hey, I've already got my slogan. No matter
who you vote for, what do you get? Zilch ZiLs.
All right, so we'll hump a jed now because okay, yeah,
dreadful Bulliet. She's got some pamous farts as well. Yet yeah,
and so so she's banning under Stalcony. She's thinking third

(01:03:12):
her Nimsey Flighty is wrapping in the fleas, which is
what comes from all that breaking win by Yonder Lights exactly. Yeah,
she knowes a dough that her loutrav ransom homeo he
is out baiting in her washes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Oh no, he's not catching anything good.

Speaker 16 (01:03:29):
So she books up for mer Lalcony, and she says, Mario, Mario,
where or fart? Though Morio a nose by any other
rain would swell his meat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
That's the whole idea.

Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
Yeah, www dot naughty Juliet dot com. She says, Fanai,
thy daughters were fair by father. Okay, basically what she's saying,
Ransom Homeo, if you had an different dame or a
different damily, we could get together and yeah and pants
the dopey hokey yeah, wrung yomio. He worderr herds, he

(01:04:02):
bang from her sprushes. He yells out, I shall wake
thee at thy turn. She says, fatsy, who's binding in
my horses? You said gonna take he palms some and
a pistol to you, piston your luster. You keep my
laus Riischel cop the calls. But then he leaped into
the state and she foo his naise and he bimbed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Up her clalcony. Yeah, there's a euphemism for you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
So so we have to skip to the end where
they submitted cruicide submitted cruising.

Speaker 16 (01:04:31):
Alright, all right, so this is where they're out there.
They're out hanging out in the hoom. So Ransom Homeo
toes up at the shoe, right, Yeah, the tamily foum
with the kamily facony.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Yeah right, so so there he is.

Speaker 16 (01:04:44):
He's bent outside and he sees the pounty keress hanging
out of the hoom. All right, so they swashed their
crds because party curses you vowl filling fend and unstole yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
And Ransom Homeo says, what that's what where they swashed
their cords?

Speaker 16 (01:05:00):
He gets in a shucky lot paldycros makes nucky soys
the pits the haven. By this time he's caught a
rope's thrumber knee. So now Ransom Homeo talks into the
womb o. Yeah, hello, that's thirty five dollars extra. I'm
dark in there, but strangely crowded. It's the tamally fume

(01:05:26):
of the kamily fabula.

Speaker 19 (01:05:27):
They're all in there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
We got it, okay, only the dead ones.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Where in the world have you got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Wisconsin?

Speaker 16 (01:05:37):
They're in the tittle of the moom. His beautiful bull.
Yet he teaches round. He chokes her streak. He says,
she looks so lateral, and then he pitches into his rocket.
Oh this one over here, he pulls out, don't touch it,
a pottle of bois, and he hosts her teeth and
he box it neck. He gallows into one swamp he

(01:05:59):
dends bound. He listens her on the kIPS. He says,
and this with a cuss, I die and over fed
cutting ropes fumber nor Okay, well, you judiful Bulliet is
a slevy heaper. Yes, yeah, she's a loman to mate
her fly lids under flibid and flibbid, she seeves a
high high she sniffs gort. They are tying on the

(01:06:21):
lore of the flume. Is a ransom homeo and he
is door as a dead nail, biff as a stored
And of course she has to take her own right, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
She teaches first.

Speaker 16 (01:06:34):
First she takes that poddle of boys and she tries
to drake a tink, but her lady Grubber has barf
the whole snoff in a dash ditch leop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
She cassuly pisses his lead dips.

Speaker 16 (01:06:48):
Spillium wacher is not for the hate of heart, then,
saying at his hide is his nart schief.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
So she wabs his greppin and his knife too.

Speaker 16 (01:06:59):
Yeah, tell me you weren't thinking that. She blazes it
at her breasted the knife. Seven ears have past the
relationships and she says, Oh, dappy hagger, let's just be
thy teeth, And with a fratial fust, a blush of
gud and a sarty sigh ho ilver, she doudges that
plaguer heap into her darts and she dolls over her head.

(01:07:20):
Oh and temor was there a whale of such no
as jeteth thuliet and her rare phobia.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Okay, gentlemen, the one.

Speaker 16 (01:07:29):
And only Zilch, the Torri Stellar. I'm still trying to
sort it all out what she said here. It'll take
a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Yes, it will. Zilch come back next year, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
My pleasure.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That'll.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I will keep doing this till I fall over.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Meanwhile, but doesn't feel like the very first time doesn't
hurt as much. You know Dallas How's classic rock? I
got it lo night.

Speaker 16 (01:07:58):
Well, sometimes I say it just goes over people's head,
got of like a zilt the Tory steller. Yeah, that guy,
he can scramble your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Really really nice. I need a few ibuprofen after he.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Left, he can imagine, and a nap too.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Next week we're gonna let you pick your ticket. Choose
between the family four pack of tickets to the Worth
four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May the
fourth be with you. Are a pair of tickets to
see Bachmann Turner Overdrive that's in August at the Majestic
Theater in Dallas. Of course, whichever one you don't pick
goes into the eight forty ticket window, which reminds me

(01:08:38):
who won our tickets to what was it for?

Speaker 15 (01:08:42):
So you wrote fifty and our last of five entrance
for a grand price. You're on for backstage with the band? Yeah,
and that goes to Billy ny congratulate.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Billy and I the science guy or the other Billy
Nye Billy not Bill. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
By the way, just played Foreigner. Kelly Hanson of Foreigner
is six today. Yn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
He must have either a health issue or something personal
go on, because you know he's not going to be
part of the Latin American tour. Lou Graham's gonna really
you're going to be doing all these show dates? Is
not crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Here is another birthday our boy, Jeff Donom Yeah, he's
sixty three.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
I hadn't seen Jeff in a while. We have talked
to him on the phone, but we haven't seen him.

Speaker 16 (01:09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
He hadn't been in here forever, but when he would
come in, he would bring Walter and do the puppet thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
And what he tells the last time, everybody thought Walter
looked like Joe Pien I did that, and he.

Speaker 16 (01:09:32):
Did and I said, Jeff, you know you don't really
have to do that. You can just do the voice.
He said, no, I just do it this way.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
I say, they can't see you on the radio, but
of course now we.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Can face live.

Speaker 19 (01:09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, but he said that that's how he got into
character by having Walter there with him. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Okay, Now, this Sunday is Easter Sunday, and there's a
lot going on, isn't there.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
There is a bunch case in point, Their Sunday is
upon us, a day that is synonymous with Christ's resurrection,
which means it's the perfect day to say big on
a mattress at the Easter Sunday mattress blowout sale. That's right,
We've got twin mattresses, queen mattresses, King size mattresses, all
price to move.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
But you got to act now because.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
This sale only lasts for three days. Uh So this
is a mattress Day sale that celebrates Easter.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
You've got that right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
You won't believe how much you say on a mattress.
What a mattresses have to do with Jesus for Easter?

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Don't overthink it, just make like the Easter money and
hop on down to the Easter Sunday mattress blowout sale.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Well, it just doesn't really make much sense.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
You don't make sense, do you ever think of that?

Speaker 18 (01:10:34):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Look, I'm offering you great deals on mattresses and you
have the nerve to ask questions.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
You should be ashamed of yourself. Yikes, the Easter Sunday
mattress blowout sale. See you soon.

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
And now the story of Easter from a guy who's
just kind of making stuff up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
The story of Easter goes way back to the olden times.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
You see, once upon a time there was a money
and he loved eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
But he only loved the eggs if they were painted
and they had to be hard boiled.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
But wait, what about Jesus And.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
That bunny loves to hide eggs, and he likes to
make kids find the eggs. And the bunny also lacks chocolate,
and he especially likes chocolate that was in the shape.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Of a bunny.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
But what about Jesus?

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
And the bunny liked leaving candy and baskets for kids,
and the kids liked eating the candy, and the bunny
decided he would hide eggs once a year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
On a Sunday and give candy to kids. What about Jesus?
What about him? Anyway, that's the story, and I'm sticking
to it.

Speaker 13 (01:11:33):
This has been the story of Easter from a guy
who's just kind of making stuff up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Well, at least we got the real story.

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Absolutely, fallis for his classic gronpolone star ninety two to
five Houses of the Holy. I'm about to put a
defecating word after Holy. After the show today, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Are you now?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Oh man? It was fun. I like it when we're
busy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
It goes by super fast, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Yes, it does, which gets us closer to the weekend,
and I am ready for it. We've had a busy week. Yeah,
we'll see what trouble we can get into. Of course,
it's my daughter's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Happy birthday, Bailey, Bailey.

Speaker 16 (01:12:11):
She's twenty six, and you guys are gonna celebrate tonight.
We're gonna go to Torelli's.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
And then she's gonna go out with her friends. Oh yeah,
I remember last year her birthday. Man, she went to
Tk's that it was a huge party.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Oh I know, I don't know. Well, you know, when
you're twenty six, you like to throw down ever once
a while.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, even at fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Six you like to throw Even at seventy two, you'll
like tow that. All right, let's talk some time wasters here.
What are you saying?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Good news for Stevie Nicks fans. She is working on
a new album. She made the announcement while giving her
induction speak for the Pollstar Live Hall of Fame Awards
Wednesday night in La.

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
I'm actually making a record right now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
If I call it the Ghost Rigger because it doesn't.

Speaker 16 (01:12:58):
Really this kind of happened in the last couple of
weeks because.

Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
You know the fire risk.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Yes, Davy, get out of the well next time you're
doing an interview.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Well, she was, you know, accepting this award in an
auditorium setting, but she revealed that due to the California wildfires,
she had to live in a hotel for ninety two days. Oh,
and that's when she started working on this album. And
here's a did you know? For bo One of the
songs that she's written is about Prince, whose little red
Corvette inspired her to write stand Back, for which she

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shared publishing royalties with Prince.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
I had no idea? I did not either, but so yeah,
so one of the songs on the upcoming new album
is about Prince.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
And she's paying royalty his the State, the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Def Leopard and Motley Crue hitting the Destination Festival circuit.
They have a brand new event called Rock the Tides
in Riviera Maya, Mexico, and it's going to be held
November seventh through the ninth at the all inclusive Barcelo
Riviera Maya and Barcelo Grande Resorts. The bill we will
also include Brett Michaels, Extreme Living, Color of the Struts,

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and many many more. Trip packages include a resort room,
unlimited food and drigs, access to all the concerts. We
have all the information up on our page. Sounds like
a really fun event. Yeah yeah, there's one price everything
nice yep. The presale begins next Wednesday and just in
time for my birthday. Rod Stewart releasing his first ever

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solo career spanning hits collection, The Ultimate Hits Collection, will
be out on June twenty seventh. It's going to have
all of his solo classics. And Bruce Springsteen has released
blind Spot, a previously unreleased track from his forthcoming box
set Tracks Two The Lost Albums, which is also set
for release June twenty seventh. But if you want to

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check out blind Spot, we have that up on our page.
And Robin Trauer releasing a fiftieth anniversary deluxe edition of
his third album, nineteen seventy Five's for Earth Below on
June twenty seventh, And they've released Shamed the Devil, a
stereo version of which we have up on our page.
Did you ever wonder why Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley

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broke up?

Speaker 13 (01:15:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
I have, Well guess what. In her upcoming memoir Uptown Girl,
Christy Brinkley reveals she never wanted to end things with Billy,
but his drinking was bigger than the both of us.
That she he loved the bottle more than he loved her. Really, well,
I'm glad he straightened his ass up. Yeah, he's sober now.
The two were married from nineteen eighty five to nineteen

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ninety four and they have their daughter, Alexa Ray Uptown Girl.
The memoir will be out April twenty ninth. And finally,
talk about a good cat flick. Oh really, a video
of a cat drinking water out of the holy water
fountain at a Catholic church has gone viral. It's during
Mass and his cat just kind of jumps up and

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starts drinking water out of the holy water when you're
you're thirsty. We've got that video up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com.

Speaker 16 (01:16:08):
And in the end, how do we have come to
the end of this stupid ass show today? Oh my gosh,
it's jam packs I know special thanks to Godfrey. Godfrey's
at the Addison Improv this weekend and of course Silt's
the Tory Stellar from Scarborough Renaissance Festival.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
He joined us too, and that's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Going on all the way through May twenty six. As
far as Godfrey, all of his shows are sold out,
but they added one eleven pm tomorrow night.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
That's because Godfrey funny.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
That's right, he ras it funny.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Yes, he does every day He's good God to have
on the show because we see him about once every
year and a half. Happy Good Godfrey Friday, everybody, good
God for Friday. Yes, and have yourself a happy Easter.
You may have trouble hiding eggs or marshmallows or whatever,
you're going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
No problem eating because the easter falls on for twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Oh yeah, you'll get yourself the Munchkay.

Speaker 15 (01:17:05):
Four twenties also the day that we can give you
a sneak peek of the new Cheach and Chong movie.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
If you guess right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Oh, and if you're in the Denton area, you can
go to four twenty Fest this weekend, right Robert Gloves
in Denton. We have food trucks and live music out there,
and the rain's supposed to be out of here by Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Sure hope. So yeah, job uh, we're ready to have
our sales a weekend. We'll have an after show decompression sessions. Oh,
hang on for that if you want to just hear
what we're talking about.

Speaker 16 (01:17:34):
Then they don't even know Facebook live in just a minute,
that's right, all right, Thank you for tuning in and
listening here today.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
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Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Alrighty dad, y'all about ready to hit it and give it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Let me do it, Let me do it. It's gonna
be a pretty explosive easter. Have any st explosion?

Speaker 17 (01:18:16):
Half a right here?

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
It's always good to know the Easter Bunny is coming.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Candy, Wait, wait, candy, that's my chocolate and I love chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yea. They're like, oh, Easter Bunny can't take a punch
to the crunch.

Speaker 13 (01:18:30):
You know you're the funniest man here in a pink
bunny costume, his white made of war Want me pull
my hand?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Oh rabbit? Already? Hya? Is the Easter money gonna come
to your house? Yes, the Easter Bunny is going to
come to our house.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
Rabbit, a fish of sheet, a mile wide rabbit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Oh, mister rabbit, rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Chocolate flame would be your life with like a box
and chocolates.

Speaker 13 (01:19:03):
Yeah, still want to do this?

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Yah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
All right, we'll see on the EPI show and see
on the Show not Show on Monday.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
Ye all right bye