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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Those boogers, we all get them, But what exactly are
these knots that stuff our notes?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Clear sea through boogers.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Are typically a sign of nasal passages that are in
good shape. Green or yellow boogers can sometimes not always
indicate an infection, such as a sinus infection or a
common cold. Sticky, chunky boogers can also indicate sinus trouble
or even just dry air. Wattery boogers can indicate.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Allergies or a cold.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
So next time you see your friends booger peeking out
of their nostril, let them know all about these secret
agents and what they do for us after handing them
a tissue of course.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Two three four o ucas.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Mucus will old man.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Mugis common ride out of his work. He's picking picked it?
May he just sick plucking back broke in.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Man's cotton picking time In Texas boys, it's booker picking
time for men. He'd raised that vanger meaning hostile. Stick
it in that waiting nostril. Here it comes with a
green one once again.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
All right, picking there, old you had a lot of you.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Get coming right out of his nerd head. Pick can
pick it?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It may just sit bucking back again. W everybody else
and get.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
You get coming right out of his body sick.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I can breathe, I can breathe again. You may be
wondering why I started the show in such a man.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Is it National mucus Day?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It is International nose picking Day? Okay, let's go. If
I'm lying, I'm dying.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Oh my gosh, I have something for every.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Guess why we started with that Kinky Friedman song. So
if this is an international day, let's all get in
and get a big old finger full. What he say?

Speaker 6 (02:36):
You got it? You go first.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
See that wall over there. If you can flick it
and hit the wall, I'll buy it. Pick them and
flick them. That's right, all right.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
So yesterday in traffic, I'm driving alongside a lady who's
digging it out and left nostril not less.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm so gross. This is my reaction.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
I look over see her picking her nose. I check
my fingernails to make sure they're clean. You might have
a little booklet.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I see, lady, I see you.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Who thought up with International nose picking Day? I don't know.
That's somebody with a big nose full of bookers.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
It was kinky Friedman.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's English language day. Good because that's the only way
I can communicate. Now, Ana can cuss at us in
another language, but I can't. I hope you're proud of you.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
I am so proud of myself.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Anna, Will you teach us to cuss it people in
different languages?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Some days we Spanish? You got it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's also a Spanish language day. Nice means Ana can
call us any cuss word in Spanish. Will have no
idea what she's called. That's okay, easy for you to say.
It is Impossible Astronaut Day.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, it celebrates the Doctor Who episode Impossible Astronaut. I
hardly ever watched Doctor Who, but it premiered on this
date in twenty eleven. It's a British thing. Yeah, if
anyone tries to get me to blast off one of
those rockets, I'll be the implausible astronaut because I ain't
getting There are.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
So many national days that are attached to the doctor
Who sees it really is? This is like the third
one I know.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It is also talk like Shakespeare Day. Oh yes, I
do not think I shall, even though I just did it.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
A rose by any other name is Cellus.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Meet exactly, Oh, Titus, bring your friend hither, thither and Yon.
It is Administrative Professionals Day. Let's hear for Bulah at
the front desk. Yeah, she's our administrative professional around here.
It's the same thing as Secretary's Day. But she didn't
like to be called that.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
No, no, no, and she puts up with so much
with everybody, just us. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It is take a chair itch Day. Every time we
open the mic, we take a chance.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Remember the Abba song, take a chance and take a chance.
I was trying to forget that and I hope you
wouldn't bring it in.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
And Mama Mia is still at a music hall at
fair Park through this weekend. If you want to hear.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Abba, do they do take a chance? Badass? It is
movie theater Day.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
I haven't been to the theater in a lung.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I like going to the theater. If a movie's on cable,
that's okay, but going to the movie theater it's very special.
I really wanted to go see the Cheach and Chong movie. Oh,
by the way, that we have a question about cheating.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Chong on the ass to stuff we do.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
And also for movie Day Saturday, I'm going to the
USA Film Festival Red Carpet. Guess what we're gonna do
with special screening of What Death Raised two thousand?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh wow, that's an old one. Yeah, you want to come,
y'all want to come? He and hit me up. That's
when everybody thought. Two thousand was whoa man? That's way far? Yeah,
David looking at Yeah, National English Muffin Day. Yeah, you
might have had one for breakfast this morning, but if
you're from Britain, you already have an English muffin yocha.

(06:10):
If you're and it's National Picnic Day, Oh yeah, hey,
aunt's gotta eat too, you know what I'm saying. So
today being Asked Us Stuff Day, we got some good
questions from the Asking Stuff Hotline. You guys never let
us down that. We will answer those and we will
play Choose your News. So you can pick your ticket

(06:30):
between tickets to the NASCAR races, a Texas Motor Speedway
or tickets to see Bachmann Turner Overdrive. Whichever one you
don't pick us V fifty goes into the eight forty
ticket window, or you can just pick your nose. Yeah,
either way, I thought we were past that, but I
guess we're not.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Oh you like to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
You've got a bugger in his finger.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Names nasty boy.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
So discussing right now?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
All right, sports of all sorts coming up.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Let's do the boarding.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Because it ate it, that's why.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh god, yeah, well your breath, I don't want to
smell already, Yes, sir.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well you might see somebody following you.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Dallas's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. It
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Speaker 6 (07:24):
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Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well, your Dallas Stars are playing Game three of the
first round of the playoffs in Denver tonight against the
Colorado Avalanche. Now a win would give Dallas a lot
of momentum before the Stars played Game five at the
American Airline Center this coming Monday. No franchise in NHL
history has won more playoff games against the Avalanche than

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the Stars, who have won eighteen against Colorado. Dallas also
tops all NHL franchises and playoff goals scored against Colorado
at one hundred than thirteen.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yeah you say that, but yet Colorado is still our Nemesis.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, well, let me knock on wood, thank you. Hopefully
that will turn into the Stars getting past Colorado when
the first round on to round two. We don't know
who Dallas will play then, but let's focus on the
task at hands so we can advance. The game will
be carried live on ESPN all across the country.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
The Dallas Mavericks endured a turbulent season, to say the least.
It was a season marked by roster changes, key injuries,
and now reports indicate that MAV's owner Patrick Dumont may
be reevaluating his stance on general manager Nico Harris. Yeah,
many blame Nico Harrison for the team's downfall. Reports now

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suggest that team owner Patrick Dumont no longer sees Nico
as a figure with irreproachable basketball expertise. You'd say that again,
Patrick fully trusted Nico Harrison's ideas. He supported him almost
without hesitation, even with that horrible Luca trade. However, when
Nico traded Luca to the Lakers, he has been a

(09:05):
marked man who gets booed constantly wherever he goes, and
he should, especially since Harrison addressed the controversy in that
press conference stating that he did not realize how important
Luka Doncik was to the fans. Really, dude, well that's
soon as you're out of touch with everything. Yeah, it's
like he had a personal grudge against Luca for some reason.

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That comment did not go over well with the team's owner.
It showed a clear disconnect and being unaware of such
a crucial detail was a serious mistake. So could Nico
get fired soon? Stay too? Yeah, to stay while the
drama plays out.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
And to go a little further on Luca the Laker
LA Lakers guard Luka John chinch is looking to reach
the NBA Finals in consecutive seasons, leading the MAVs to
a Western Conference championship last year.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yes we remember, Yeah, we didn't land, but we remember.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Luca was Dell La earlier this season. Yes, we remember
that sting too, and it still stings. Appearing in twenty
eight regular season games to the Lakers, Luca averaged twenty
eight point two points, eight point one rebounds, seven point
five assists.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Not bad.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Now in the postseason, Luca and the Lakers are facing
the Minnesota timber Wolves. Luca is the third Lakers player
to record at least twenty points, five rebounds, and five
assists in a playoff half. The other two Lakers the
only other two to achieve this Anthony Davis, who Luca
was traded for, and the late Kobe Baby.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Really probably Bryan.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, and the Lakers won last night. They beat Minnesota
ninety four to eighty five, So they're I think one
and one that series.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh get that, Come on, Luca and the Lakers. Yes,
the NFL Draft is almost here in the Dallas Cowboys
will soon be on the clock. The Cowboys, who are
coming off a seven to ten season, have the twelfth
pick in the first round, which will be held tomorrow
night in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Peckers lembou Field, you know,

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the pickers lenbow Field. The Cowboys will be looking to
upgrade under do head coach Brian Schottenheimer have ten picks
total in this year's draft, unless they make some moves
to shuffle the deck because you know Jerry likes to
do that. But for now, Dallas is picking twelfth in
the first three rounds before skipping the fourth round, a
pick they lost in the trade for receiver Jonathan Mingo.

(11:25):
Now the Cowboys will then have two picks in the
fifth round, two in the sixth, and three in the seventh.
The draft runs tomorrow through Saturday and will be broadcast
on Channel eight, ESPN and the NFL Network. Cowboys owner
and general manager Jerry said in a pre draft press
conference yesterday that the Cowboys have yet to put their
draft board up, indicating it's still a wide open process

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in terms of who Dallas could select with the twelfth
pick and beyond. Jerry's going to have his finger in
everything to make sure it all goes right.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
And you know, the Cowboys are hosting a draft party
at the Star in frist this week. Oh really, yea
six thirty tomorrow night at the Star in Friscoe if
you want to go. TCU Hornfroggs will open their twenty
twenty six football season in Dublin, Ireland. The team will
play its twenty twenty six season opener against North Carolina
on August twenty ninth of next year. It's part of

(12:17):
the Air Lingas College Football Classic. Now, Bo, maybe this
game is close to your favorite that Connie Lingas college.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I know you never missed that one, Oh I miss.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
The game will be played at Aviva Stadium in Dublin,
which holds forty seven thousand people. TCU will be the
home team. It will be the university's first game abroad now.
TCU's athletic department said the global event will shine a
spotlight on fort Worth. Head coach Suddy Dykes believes his
team will take great pride in representing TCU internationally. TCU

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also has an international exchange program with Dublin, so the
university is hoping Hornfrog fans living in that area will
be able to attend the game.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah, I'm wondering how many Armfrold fans live in Dublin
Iron exchange program.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yes, whatever, Well, we here on the ball with them.
Show are not going to pull any punches or BSU.
We're still scratching our head over the world of pickleball.
I've been scratching my ear. But look what happened right
here in our backyard. Last weekend. A Guinness World record
was busted wide open by pickleballers in Carrollton, Texas.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Yeah, well, let's get.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
A team of four pickleball enthusiasts broke a Guinness World
record in Texas. They played thirty six consecutive hours of
matches with only two minute rests in between. The team
called themselves the Pickle Breakers. Sounds dirty, doesn't it It
does really. It took on the record for the longest
marathon playing pickleball at Pickler Universe in Carrollton.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I've passed.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
That is really yes, huge ball. It's like you could
park an airplane inside of this place. It's a big
thirty six hours straight. Current record was hold by a
four someone who played for thirty four hours, five minutes
and change in Britain. This is September of last year.
Evidence from the latest attempt must still be reviewed and
approved by the Guinness record Keeping Organization, but it's certainly

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looking good for them. Pickle Breakers started playing six am
local time on Saturday, and by the way, it was
all for a good cause. They raised eighteen thousand dollars
for Taylor's Gift Foundation.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
That is an organ donation charity.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yes, I've interviewed the mom of Taylor several several times.
Great organizations.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
You don't understand the game, but I'm starting to like
the players. Well, an awful lot. Pickle Breakers sound like
a horrible accident that you.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Had set Yeah, yeah, you're doing it too rough.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, slow down.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
The Texas Rangers are on the West coast and beat
up the Oaklana's, who are actually in Sacramento waiting moved
to Vegas. The Rangers beat the A's wherever they are
by a score of eight to five. The two teams
will play again at nine oh five our time tonight,
but Corey Seeger left the game in the fifth inning
with a hamstring injury and didn't return. We'll know the

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severity of it later on today. Now after tonight, Texas
has one more game against the A's tomorrow night before
they head San Francisco on Friday to play the Giants
in a three game series. The Rangers will return home
on Monday to play the A's again, this time at
Globe Life Field. Come on, boys, do you know what
garfishing is?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah? Yeah, they do it a lot in the Rio
Grand and also Falcon Lake by Edinburgh.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I used to go garfishing with my father in Well.
This Kentucky angler named Art Weston snagged this gigantic alligator
gar while traveling with his fishing guide, Captain Kirk Kirkland
no Bor his boat, which he named the Garship Enterprise.

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Now Western etched his name into the record books again
on April eighth, after landing the largest freshwater fish on
ultralight tackle in the International Game Fish Association's history. It's
just another notch on his belt of more than forty
world records that he had. Am Are you looking for
a picture record right now?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, it's a hog ball.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's the size of a car. Look at this fish.
Click adamn wellow. He battled the one hundred and fifty
three pounds seven foot three inch bohemoth for nearly four
grueling hours before finally bringing it to shore after chasing
it for over two miles. Oh Man, now Western, said
his goal for the day was to best the existing

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one hundred and ten pound record for alligator gar caught
on an incredibly light two pound test line. Once officially certified,
this incredible catch will be the largest freshwater fish ever
recorded worldwide on ultra light two pound test line. It
will all so rank as the sixth largest fish of
any species, fresh water or saltwater, caught on such light tackle.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
They're so ugly, aren't they They are?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
They look prehistoric? Don't they mean too? We've got them wrong.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
When you see them, you could be pretty gentle. We've
got them right in the front yard. Lake Lewisville is
just a few steps away from me. These things will
bump into my kayak.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, I wouldn't go swimming in a townhol Now. My
dad used to take us to a part of the
Trinity River to fish for alligator garden many times when
we were kids. Now, those are some mean ass fish
that could seriously injure you if you're not careful bringing
them to the river bank. You had to shoot him
in the head to keep them from hurting you. Since

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I was too young and too weak to actually catch
the fish, Dad let me go shoot him in the head.
And I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
There's a core memory for you.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, I shout him.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
In the head.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I didn't have a chance, all right. The freaking full
final on the Bow and them shows shall us what
was classic rock lone Star ninety two to five? Of
all the time Styx has played at one of our bashes,
I've only talked Jay into playing that song one time
on if it's not on the playlist, I guess they
don't do it.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
But they're pretty much the house band for Dus Second Dale, right.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
They sure are okay coming up our first round to
ask the stuff questions, But now is of course, time
for the freaking full file. The New York Police Department,
this is sick, is looking for a man seen on
video performing sex acts on a dead body in a
subway in the city. First of all, what's a dead

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body doing on a subway? And second, who sees a
corpse on a subway and thinks I won't me some
of that cold ethel damn. Investigators believe the body may
have been on the train for hours before the disturbing
incidents were captured on the R train. According to sources,
the investigation started with a discovery of a body on

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the train at Whitehall station early last Wednesday. When police
immediately interviewed the MTA subway cameras and looked at them,
they found footage of the acts. And it's just as
disgusting as you think it is.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Horrible.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Sources say the suspect performed or tried to perform various
sex acts on the body, and that he would wait
for moments when the train car was empty to bang
the dead body. Well, at least he's got some standards.
It's believed the entire assault, which sources say involved pulling
the body from the train seat to the floor, get

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your business done and put it back. And that took
several minutes. It's a lot of work. It's just going
to show you there's some sick bitches in the world.
Well yeah, wow. First of all, do you know that
the person was dead anyway?

Speaker 6 (19:56):
I don't know. But our train now stands for rigamortis trad.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Old whack and off. Yeah, yeah, that's old now because
that's kind of funny and entertaining for everybody else.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
But that he's not working out his arm. Yeah, that's
all right, let's travel to Indonesia. An unusual and dangerous
accident in Indonesia has left many shocked after a sixty
one year old man and his passenger fell thirty nine
feet off a bridge after following Google Maps directions exactly.

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The incident occurred while the two people were heading to
a friend's house, completely trusting the route suggested by Google Maps.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well you're supposed to again now.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
When the app suddenly changed direction mid trip, taking them
straight to an unfinished bridge. Unaware of the danger, the
driver continued moving forward and the result was a fall
onto a busy road. Now, fortunately the car landed in
a clear area, avoiding a major tragedy. Despite the fall
and the total destruction of the car, both the driver

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and his forty six year old pack passenger suffered only
minor injuries. Now, this is not the first time that
a GPS based app or Google Maps has led to
such a mishap. In a similar case in India back
on November twenty first, three men lost their lives after
Google Maps allegedly directed their car onto an incomplete bridge

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that led straight into a river. Oh, this is just
AI trying to get rid of all of us humans
so it can take over the world. For another sign.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
They're going after us humans.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Man, you do not trust you AI.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Damn chill don't either, man. Minor injuries good to hear.

Speaker 7 (21:37):
But I'll bet you those passengers are chiropractic patients for life,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
So. A jet flight from England.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
To Morocco was forced to make an emergency landing in
Portugal when a passenger freaked out and believed there were
snakes on the plane.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Just like the movie Not Snakes on the Plane.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes, Q Samuel.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
The airline says the man was wearing a shirt with
a snake pattern on it and he started hallucinating. So
at one point, He's running around in the plane screaming,
there's snakes on the plane. We gotta land, there's snakes
on the plane. His behavior made everybody on the plane nervous,
including the pilot. He decided to divert to Portugal. Once

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safely on the ground, authorities came on. They plucked this
nutcase out, and the flight eventually took off again and
arrived in Morocco late, but with no further incidents.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Turned out that the guy did a bunch of mushrooms,
oh surprise, while.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Watching the movie Snakes on a Plane a couple of
hours before his flight. He freaked out once he stepped
on the plane, believing he was seeing actual snakes crawling
around on the floor. That's pretty good mushrooms, right there.
Must have been he must ate the whole bag.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I was gonna say, it must have been a lot
of mushrooms in Okay, ladies, ever wanted to feel the
freezing cold wind on your nips and naughty bits?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Oh hell no?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Boot Tanfest is an annual event held at Sunlight Mountain
Resort in Colorado, celebrating body positivity and clusivity in the
skiing community. Inclusivity is that a word. Okay, well, how
do they do that? The festival, organized by women for women,
features a unique tradition where participants ski while buck ass naked,

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embracing the freedom and self expression.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Who does that every year on their birthday? Chelsea Handler,
She goes to kidday and people are going all ye,
skis totally naked, just the ski boots and the skis.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Damn. This year's event saw almost seven hundred women show
up and take it all off for a naked day
on the slopes. The event not only promotes body positivity,
but also encourages discussions about inclusivity within outdoor sports. Sorry,
horny guys, there's absolutely no men allowed anywhere near the

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resort where it all takes place.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
But we'll videotape it for you.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's okay. He find some videotape. Let
us know.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
None of those ladies shaved anything, knowing how cold it
was going to be.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
They just let it grow. I'll let you. Yeah, had
to go there. Yeah, no mercans allowed, but natural is acceptable.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
You know Bush beer, isn't it. No, it's not in Colorado.
That's that's yours.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
That should be the sponsor. Bush Beer. Oh god, we
had to.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Go there, of course we did. Hey, coming up next
hour at seven fifty, choose your news. You picked the
story Bow made up, and you could get to pick
your ticket. Choose between a family four pack of tickets
to the Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway
May the fourth, or you can pick tickets to see
Bachman Turner Overdrive August twenty sixth at the Majestic Theater.

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Whatever you don't pick, we'll go into the lone Star
ticket window at eight forty. Choose your news to pick
your ticket. You're on lone Star ninety two to.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Five Dallas forst Classic Rock. Lone Star ninety two to five.
Carlos Santana post last night show in San Antonio after
he suffered a medical emergency that sent him to the hospital.
It turned out Carlos was suffering from dehydration and he
blacked out right before the show. That's so scary now,

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now this is in the first time he suffered from
the same thing. In July twenty twenty two, you might remember,
Carlos collapsed on stage in Detroit's Pine Knob Music Theater
due to being overtaken by heat, exhaustion and Dehijactation. Then
at the start of this year, he postponed a Las
Vegas residency because he fell and broke one of his fingers,

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and you know, it's kind of hard to play guitar
when you've got a broke finger. He's seventy seven years old,
which means that he doesn't heal as fast as he
used to, and he needs to drink a lot more water.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Yeah. Now he does have a show tonight in sugar Land, Texas,
and he's not postponing that show, So that means the
Friday show at Lucas Oil Live is still a guy.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Good, good, good. Anna's got a good story about it
up on time Wasters. All right, okay, ask good Stuff day.
They asked the stuff hotline two, one, four, eight, six,
eighty six hundred. You guys gave us some good ones.
Oh boy did again? Ready to tackle one or two
or three or four?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Mass do it?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay, here's the first one. It's from the Animal Kingdom.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Hi, I've got a question about birds. I hear that
blood of birds mate for life. Well, when they're not
raising their young, are they hanging out together or they
go their separate ways till the next nest.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh, the male bird goes and finds in some other
layer up.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Well, here's a scoop on that boat. A portion of
ninety percent of bird species are monogamous, meaning that they
form pair bonds. It's rare to find birds that mate
for life. Most are seasonal or last for a specific
nesting period, which is what she was asking. Bald eagles
considered truly monogamous, meaning they have one mate and work

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together to raise their young. They typically stay together for life,
or at least as long as both birds are alive
and healthy. If a bird mates for life, they do
generally continue to stay together even when the chicks are gone.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
So there you have it.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Let's hear it from the bird kingdom.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You think humans would figure that out by now right?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
You know somebody told me once lobsters. You take two
lobsters that have made it, and you drop them in
the ocean opposite ends of the earth, they will immediately
start crawling back to each other.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I want to get laid again. True love. Okay,
here's what about a former Saturday Night Live cast member.
It's about Joe Piscopal what they were halving. Well, he
is alive and well even though he hadn't made a
movie in a while. His last Green appearance was on
an episode of Law and Order Special Victims Unit in

(27:41):
twenty eighteen. I remember seeing that because I watched that
show a lot. He was a cast member on Saturday
Night Live from nineteen eighty to eighty four, where he
played a variety of reoccurring characters. I liked it when
he would play Frank Sinatra. Oh yeah, he was awesome,
and Eddie Murphy would be Stevie wonder huh. His film
roles include es Johnny, Dangerously Wise, Guys, Dead Heat, and

(28:05):
sidekicks with Chuck Norris. Now you might remember that he
did several TV commercials for Miller Lite back in the day,
along with several other celebrities.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
A famous commercial I remember when he got all muscular.
Remember he was doing all that weightlifting.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, he was ripped. Yeah, it just looked weird, it did. Yeah. Okay,
here's another one.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Hey bo and Ao, Hey it's James out of Texas.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Anyway.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
I just want to know I received these times called
they say speeding controlled by aircraft?

Speaker 6 (28:37):
True?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Not?

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Or how does that work?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
How does that work?

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It is true? Law enforcement sometimes uses aircraft, particularly helicopters
or fixed wing planes to enforce speed limits on the roads.
Spotterring the aircraft radio? Is that information to ground officials
so you can be ticketed? Yes, speed is enforced by aircraft.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Wash.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Damn sneaky, ain't it? Hotels? Okay you would. Oh, here's
a question about Joe Cocker.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Hot question is did Joe Cocker get inducted into the
Hall of Fact?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
He should be there.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, yeah, but we won't know that until Sunday. That's
when they're going to release who's in and who's out.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Yeah, Sunday during American IDOL. Oh, James Taylor is going
to make the big announcement. Oh really yeah, all right, Okay,
moving along. How many people have hit too deer at
one time? I don't know how many. Okay, let me
get my hearing back. While statistics on specifically hitting two

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deer at once are scares, it is not uncommon for
drivers to encounter multiple deer in a single collision, especially
at night or during peak deer activity periods like fall
and spring. In the United States, there are approximately one
point five million deer vehicle collisions every year, resulting in

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around one hundred and fifty deaths. And over one billion
dollars in vehicle damage. So yes, you can hit two
deer at the same time, sir, Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's not advisable to aim for one and then go
for the oho. Okay double? Wheremy here's an interesting question.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
There's a scene in the kitchen sounds Up and Smoke
where he can pull off a police From the very beginning,
he's rolling down the windows and he's say, weigh the anchor,
how much of the way? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I forgot you?

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Fort But that's a real movie and I've seen it,
but I just don't know what movie that is. Can
you come on movie that is?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Well, here's here's the clip he stopped where I got
rolled out the way?

Speaker 6 (30:40):
An he long where the anchor? How much did away?

Speaker 8 (30:45):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I forgot you?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Okay? What was the movie that was on there?

Speaker 10 (30:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
So the line, wait the anchor, how much does it weigh?
Appears in the movies The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
and The Princess Brian. But both of those movies were
made after cheating songs Up and Smoke, So what movie
is referencing? I did find out that something similar to
whigh the anchor. How much does it weigh? Is said
in an old Abbot and Costello movie.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I'm gonna say it was the Marx brother habit in.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Costello where one of them says, weigh the anchors, how
much does it weigh? Well, I don't know, but it's
heavy habit.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Now you know the untold story, don't you? All right?
More questions and answers coming up on the ball of
them show. Jamie's crying because she hates the show. Oh
lone Star ninety two five. Yes, it is esca stuff day,

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and one of the ways you can get in touch
with and ask your question is by sending us an email.
What you got will?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
There's an email from Daniel. He goes, I know you
all are giving away tickets to the NASCAR race at
Texas Motor Speedway. I want to know when was the
first NASCAR race ever?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I remember you mean of all time xasway of all times?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
So the first NASCAR race was held on February fifteenth,
nineteen forty eight, at Datona Beach on a beach road course.
This was a Modified division race, which involves purpose built
stock cars that are modified to enhance performance and raced
on oval tracks, but this was done on the beach.
The first NASCAR strictly Stock race, which is considered the

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precursor to the current NASCAR Cup series, was held on
June nineteenth, nineteen forty nine, and that happened at the
home of NASCAR pretty much, Charlotte Speedway. Here's another email.
We got this question what was the first car company
to install sun visors? And the answer is Ford. The

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first car to incorporate a sun visor, typically as a
glare shield, was the Ford Model T back in nineteen
twenty four. Now, initially these visors or glare shields were
external attachments to the windshield. They were outside, they weren't
on the interior. The interior sunvisor design we know today
emerged around nineteen thirty.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Now we know, we know there you have it. And
we got this call bowing them show. I got a question,
but I asked, that's all right, let's have it all
right out of you, Jimmy, Anna and AO.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
I know y'all love you jobs.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Y'all do a great job.

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Duo.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Have y'all ever been fired for the radio set?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
You can't be in radio for one minute without being
fired at some point or another.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
In fact, I've only quit once. Oh really that I
can remember.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Well, the only time that I was fired, they fired
the entire.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Stat Oh yeah, I've been a part of that.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah, they cleaned house.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I've been fired once and laid off twice. Well, that's
kind of the same thing.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, laid off. It's just a nice way to say. Yeah,
fired with calls and laid off because of restructuring are
two different.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, you get unemployment back. Your salary is not in
our budget for this year.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
We're streamlining.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Gods, I have a great day.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You got it, man. Yeah, very rarely have I ever
quit on my own. I can only remember one time,
but I probably quit it.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Don't want to know what station you quit from.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, me too. It was kq R S and Minneapolis
Miunity because it was so cold. No, well, I wanted
to get out of there because it was so cold,
but because I wanted to come back to Doubt. I
was sick of shoveling snow out of my driveway so
I could get the work.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I am so glad you quit that job.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Black was Bowmont. I thought you're gonna say, yeah, I
walked out of Boumont. No, later, man, No, I got
fired and twice twice, twice at different stations. Okay station, Yeah,
you can't be in radio without getting fired at least once. Okay,
here are one more for you.

Speaker 8 (35:13):
Who came up with the nine minute When you hit
the snooze button on.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
The alarm clock, had it become nine minutes instead of
ten or five or whatever. Well, the nine minute snooze
duration wasn't a deliberate design choice, but rather a byproduct
of the limitations of early mechanical alarm clocks. When General
Electric Telecron first introduced the snooze alarm in nineteen fifty six,
they were aiming for roughly ten minutes, but the mechanics

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of the clock made it difficult to achieve an exact
ten minute snooze. Instead, they settled on a nine minute snooze,
which was closer to what they could achieve while keeping
the clock's timekeeping accurate. Now, this tradition has continued into
the digital era, even though the nine minute snooze is
no longer technically necessary. You're supposed to get your assd

(35:59):
right up.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
That's right, don't hit that snooze, does that?

Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
That's people have asked me how many time do you
hit this sniff? No, you got to get right up
as soon as the alarm goes off, because if you
try to go to sleep for another couple of minutes,
you're gonna feel like hammered.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Hell, I'm very true.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right, coming up another instamenttive.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Did you know.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Dallas Walker's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five? Yes,
there really is a sunset grill. It's on Hollywood Boulevard
in LA next to a guitar center. No, because I've
seen it with my own eyes. We were eating at
a Mexican restaurant across the street, and then later my
friend Joey Diaz said, you know that restaurant is a

(36:47):
front for cocaine selling. Oh really, nobody nobody was eating when.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
We were in it. No wonder everybody wanted to go
down to the sunset.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
That's right, that's right. Wow, all right, it's time for
the education part of LUGEU. It's time for did you know? Okay,
did you know? We will find out who will be
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class
in twenty twenty five on Sunday Night. The announcement will
be made during American idol Eric Clapton is the only

(37:18):
artist to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame three times. He was inducted as a member
of the Yardbirds, Cream and for his solo work Wow Now,
designed by renowned architect Imp that's his name.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah, I do pee, I got a pee.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
The Rock Hall in Cleveland looks like a glass pyramid
from the ground, but if you look at it from above,
the building's footprint has a specific shape. It's in the
shape of a record player, with the round plaza in
front of the museum serving.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
As the record Yeah, the aerial shots, Yeah, it as it.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Did you know? According to the US Department of State,
roughly eight million metric tons of plastic go into the
world's oceans every single Year's just that's why those turtles
get all tangled up in the garbage patch floating around here.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
The size of our states, No, it's twice as big
as text.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
The size of Texas. Yes, did you know there are
at least twice as many kangaroos in Australia then there
are people. There's about fifty million kangaroos and twenty five
million people.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Did you know Golfers who win the Masters Tournament get
to keep their green jacket only for a year, but
they have to return it. After that. It gets put
in a closet and then whoever one can come and
wear it whenever they visit from that point on, but
you don't get to take it home only for a
year after you win. Did you know the Guinness Book

(38:50):
of World Records holds a world record for being the
best selling copyrighted book of all time, even ahead of
Webster's Dictionary and the by Yes, yes? Did you know?
Your body is continually renewing itself. Around three hundred and
thirty billion cells are replaced every day, which is about

(39:12):
one percent of all the cells in your body. Within
eighty two one hundred days, thirty trillion will have replenished
enough to generate.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
A whole new person. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Wow, they're gonna have somebody else standing next to you
with your DNA in it. Did you know the founder
of timex watches picked the name in honor of his
father because his father loved reading Time magazine and using Kleenex,
so they made it time X.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Oh that's not real, Yes it is, look it up, Garret.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Okay, did you know. The term anorexia was created by
the British doctor in the eighteen hundreds named Sir William Gull.
He was Queen Victoria's personal physician, and there are theories
that he might have been Jack the Ripper. No, yes,
uh huh? Did you know? In Kiddek it is illegal

(40:04):
for a woman to take her husband's last name after
they get married, so she.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Just keeps her maiden name. I guess, so in case
she gets a divorce, she didn't have to change it.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
There you go, saved money, time and spade. Did you know?
In two thousand and one, Cody Clawson was a thirteen
year old boy scout when he got lost near Yellowstone
National Park in Wyoming. He was missing for more than
eighteen hours and spent the night curled up in a cave.
When he woke up, he used his belt buckle to
reflect sunlight and signal passing plane. He learned that from

(40:35):
the boy scout it worked. His signal was spotted by
Harrison Ford. No hit on my plate, lodges, I can,
It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Did you know?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Shell Oil Company got the name Shell because it started
in eighteen thirty three as a store that sold imported seashells.
It didn't get into the oil business for another fifty years. Wow,
now you know, get ready, We're gonna play choose your
news so you can pick your tickets next on the
bowl and them showl, Okay, get it your all? Now

(41:11):
why Dallas? What is Classic Rockalone Star ninety two five?
Now it's time to pick your ticket. Yeah, buddy, choose
between a four pack of tickets to the NASCAR race
on Sunday, May of the fourth, or tickets to see
Bachman Turner Overdrive. And in order to choose your tickets,
you gotta choose your news. Now here's the deal. I

(41:36):
have four headlines. Three of them are actual, real headlines
from past issues of the Weekly World News. And you
know they couldn't prior if it weren't.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
One of them is a lie that I'm made up.
You find the fake headline, then you get to pick
your ticket. So is the fake headline headline number one.
Elderly Carolina woman forgot where she parked her car rental
and has been looking for it for a year.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
She owes us over ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Bill gets bigger every day, says company pokesperson It all
began when eighty one year old took her Cadillac to
get repaired and got a Jaguar as a rental car.
That was a year ago when she parked in a
garage and forgot where.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
I only needed it for a couple of days, but
now I can't remember where it is.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
She says she pays, or we sue says rental company.
Or is it Headline number two? Is beautiful mystery Girl,
a real live space alien. She has no sex organs
and no known blood type, and she's surrounded by a
soft glow. Well, you lost me at the no sex organs.

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I'll just say that. After a battery of medical test,
puzzled physicians admit they still can't say if strange woman
found in the desert by Israeli troops is an ordinary
human or an actual alien or an angel from heaven.
We have been unable to find out the source of
that strange glowsy investigators. She tells them make preparations for

(43:08):
the return of the.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
King of King all angels.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh, I see, so we're fixing it. Get all racked
up off this planet? Or is it Headline number three?
Animal lovers or animal Looney's stupid couple get polka dot
tattoos all over their body to look like their pet
dalmatian she's carrying. God wacky Wisconsin man and wife are
so obsessed with their dogs they got their entire bodies

(43:34):
covered in polka dot tattoos so they could just look
like their six dalmatians everywhere they go. Our friends and
relatives all think we're crazy, but we don't care. Our
dogs love us more than ever. Now, Oh please, they
tell anybody who'll listen, if you'll just listen, or is
it headline number four? Wife kills husband with cast iron

(43:55):
frying pan after he loses her to another man in
a poker game. Hopping mad housewife beat her drunk as
a skunk husband to death with an iron skillet when
he stumbled home from an all night poker party and
announced that he just lost her in a poker game. Naturally, well,
I went totally out of my mind, she says, your honor,

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and that's what she told a judge who sympathized with
her and only gave her eighteen months in prison.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
For killing her husband.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
For killing her husband because he lost her in a
poker game. Now that could be a damn lie the
one I'm made up? Yeah, you gotta find the fake headline?

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Headline? Number one? Elderly Carolina woman forgot where she parked
a rental car and has been looking for it for
a year. Number two is beautiful mystery girl, a real
life angel. She has no sex organs, non non blood type,
and she's surrounded by a soft glow. Number three animal
lovers or animal Looney's stupid couple get polka dot tattoos
all over their body to look like their pet dalmatians.

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Or number four wife kills husband with cast iron frying
pan after he loses a tour to another man in
a poker game.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Could have made up all of them?

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
No, one, I didn't only made up one? Is it
this one?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Brow?

Speaker 10 (45:09):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
No? This one?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
No, that's another big negative?

Speaker 6 (45:15):
Is it you?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Ready? Yeah? Ready to find out this one?

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Lie in the fake?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
I should have known?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Two?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
One four or eight one seven seven eight seven. Let's
see if anybody gets it right off the back on them?
Show tell me which one do you think is the
fake headline?

Speaker 7 (45:35):
It's the first one.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
The first one, elderly Carolina woman forgot where she Oh,
son of a bit, I didn't even get.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Past the first round of four bow struck out Roberts.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, no Grand Slam for me today.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
But this guy gets to pick his ticket.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Okay, first of all, who is this? Okay?

Speaker 6 (45:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Now, which tickets do you want? You want the NASCAR
tickets or the Bachman Turner Overdrive tickets. That's par that's
car it is. We'll have Bachman Turner Overdrive tickets and
the ticket window at eight forty. Hang on and we'll
hook you up. Don't go away, all right? All right?
Well that didn't work out like I wanted to, But
then again, it hardly ever does.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
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Speaker 2 (46:51):
Jellous host clash across lone Star ninety two to five
Love Bike. If you ask politely, and you know, I
know a woman who will bite without even having to ask,
all you have to do is act submissive. Yes, it's

(47:11):
tied up out there on the highways and the byways.
Let's bring her in now, the mistress of all mistresses
going and only Linda.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Did someone say bite? How about a little nibble bow?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:31):
How about this? How did that hurt?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
My dad?

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Hello you worms?

Speaker 6 (47:40):
So, who's happy to see me this morning?

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Oh? We are?

Speaker 8 (47:44):
We are?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
And who's happy to see my whip.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Him one? He's gonna give me one?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Doesn't that feel?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
So?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Not?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Really? Okay? Okay?

Speaker 6 (47:55):
So I brought some toys from my dungeon for us
to play with this morning. Huh do you want to
play ball? Good? Because I brought this ballgag?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Got the ball gag one for you, one for aim.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Excuse me, I don't understand what you're saying. Maybe the
shock collar will help you speak up? How about there?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
All right?

Speaker 6 (48:21):
I'll take the ballgag off you too.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Oh god, you like it.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
All right?

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Bo, riddle me this?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:30):
What does the sign on an out of business? Brothels say, gee,
I don't know it. We're clothes. Yeah, I tell him?
Thank you? All right, let's take a look at that
drive as Bow Nos. Traffic is all tied up in Mechinnick.

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We have a mishap on seventy five south bound near
the one twenty one. Sam Rugburn, Tola really bow Sam Rayburn?
How about I burn you right now? What we're out?
I love the smell of your burning flesh. In Dallas

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on six thirty five, l BJ slowdowns after a truck
got rear ended. That tailpipe is all bent up. They're
gonna have to bend it back into place. Oh no,
it's gonna take a lot of muscle. I'm gonna have
to straighten that out. How's this?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh yeah, does that work?

Speaker 6 (49:38):
It's straightening out so nicely. Both In Turn County on
one eighty three, traffic is bumper to bumper. An eighteen
wheeler lost its low and you'll have to whip around
that mass. Yes, take that you just duck. Oh yeah,

(50:02):
I'll try it. Again. I hope you're driving to work
is oh so painful. I'm Linda lash with your traffic
and bonded.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Oh man, I'm gonna have to get some sav something
on it. That was Freddie Mercury hit Macgong with his teeth.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
I'm not on purpose.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
By the way, if you've ever read the liner notes
of any popular album in the seventies and eighties, there
is a better than average chance you have come across
the name Roy Thomas Baker. He was a noted producer
and helped shape the sounds of bands and albums like
The Cars, Foreigner, and most notably the song You Just
Heard Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Well Sadly, the legendary producer has

(50:49):
passed away. Just a few of the acts that he
worked with over the years include journey Ian Hunter, Ronnie Wood,
Lindsey Buckingham, doc On Motley, Crue, The Rolling Stones, The Who,
Dusty Springfield, Ten Years After Doctor John, The Moody Blues, Yes, Nazareth,
and men in More. Wow Baker was seventy eight years

(51:10):
old and no cause of death has been revealed as
of yet.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Wow Man, the Japanese professor has created a prototype lickable
TV screen. What that's right? A likable TV screen that
can reportedly imitate the taste of various foods shown on
the screen. So like a Burger King commercial comes up,
you lick it and taste like a whopper damn dubbed
taste the TV. The prototype was developed by a professor

(51:36):
at the prestigious Meiji University in Japan as a step
towards a true multisensory viewing experience. I don't think I
need this. The intriguing device uses a carousel of ten
flavored canisters that are sprayed in combination to create the
taste of a particular food. He couldn't have come up
with something like the cure for cancer.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, yeah, no, you want to get taste on elev.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
The flavors then roll onto hygienic film over a flat
TV screen and the viewer can sample it. The inventor
believes that this technology can help people connect and interact
even over long distances. The goal is to make it
possible for people to have the experience of something like
eating at a restaurant on the other side of the world,
even while staying at home. This is according to the

(52:22):
Japanese researcher as the told to Reuters as goofy. As
this idea of a lickable TV screen may sound, the
inventor is convinced it is part of humanity's future. No,
that's the last thing licking their TVs.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, what if it shows a dog turd on TV?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Nasty?

Speaker 6 (52:42):
The Japanese professor says he envisions a world where people
are able to download flavors that they see on TV
and have them repreate it. I'm not on board with
this idea.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well, I just won't buy one when it comes out. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
Elsewhere in the world of televison, the all American fifty
year success of Saturday Night Live, Well it's too big
for just a marriage.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Oh yes, it's going overseas.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
All British version of nbac's iconic Saturday Night Live is
coming sometime next year, according to Sky that's a UK
broadcast company that's owned by Comcast, and Yes, SNL's creator
Lord Michaels serves as the executive producer on this. On
the UK version, Michael's got Broadway Video and Universal Television
Alternative Studios UK productions going on over there in the UK.

(53:31):
So he's going to be the man that's going to
spearhead all of this. Michaels will continue to serve as
the executive producer for the US version of the show,
which again just recently hit its fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
That was such an amazing episode to watch, it was.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
The UK is not the first country to try its
hand at Fox snl okay.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Japan and Italy tried it. They're both in the craft
for now.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Oh man.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
South Korea, they still have a rip off version of
Saturday Night Live going and successful.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Really, South Korea? Who knew?

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Comedy is so different from American really is?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I know? The jokes just don't transfer from country to country.
They're pretty silly, yes, kind of. The arrival of warm
spring temperatures also means the arrival of what cicadas, oh boy,
which are expected to start filling the air with their
annoying buzzing sounds as soon as next.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Week, and their little crusty skins too.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Now, I have only seen you know, those little bugs
that the cicada pops out of. Yeah, I've only seen
one live one one time in my whole life. I
always see the shelves of those books. Yeah, but you
never see them while they're alive. Corsicana that you saw,
Yeah right, Be careful what you wish for.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
Both.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
The cicada's emerging this year are part of Brood fourteen,
a cohort of seventeen year period periodical cicadas scattered around here.
Having been buried for seventeen years. The cicadas of Brood
fourteen will start digging their way up to the surface
when the soil temperature rises to sixty four to sixty

(55:08):
five degrees, and that's when it starts to get noisy.
When you'll hear good all the time, plus they almost
knock you down at the hitch you flying at the
full force. Once on the ground, the male cicadas will
set up shopping nearby trees and produce their loud buzzing
sounds to attract female to get them laid more like little.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Cicadas will be coming out nice.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Just thought we'd warn you. And h Vanguard one. I
don't know if you've heard of it. It's the oldest
satellite still orbiting the Earth. It's about the size of
a grapefruit and has been up there circling our planet
for sixty seven years.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
And now scientists are putting together plants to bring it
back home, with hopes of studying how it is held
up over the years. If everything goes according to plan,
Vanguard one could be placed at the Smithsonian for a
display as sort of a time capsule, a reminder of
the history of spaceflight and speaking of space, space will

(56:07):
share a smiley face with us starting on Friday morning.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
What do you mean a smiley face?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
At four thirty am our time, Friday morning, the crescent
Moon will temporary align with Saturday and Venus in what's
called a triple conjunction, forming a smiley face in the
sky on Friday, Friday morning.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Oh, we're gonna have to go out. We're here at
that time.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Well, but you're supposed to get away from all light,
you know, okay, and there's enough light around here. The
trio will be aligned for about an hour. A NASA
spokesman says anyone wanting to try for a glimpse of
the conjunction should find a clear eastern horizon from which
to observe. You won't need binoculars or a telescope to
see it, but those who give us a sharper view.

(56:55):
But you know, we'll be able to see it, but
I'm not sure how well will be all to see
cool A little smite, a little smiter face in the sky.
It's from the Lord. It's from the Lord, smiling down
on us, thinking, I'm faxing to tell you all as
all right, coming up, we have tickets to see Bachman

(57:17):
Turner Overdriving. The ticket window that's on the way next
on the bow and them show. Yes it does. Dallas?
What his classic rock lone star ninety two five? Okay,
first of all, who won the Bachman Turner over Drive tickets?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (57:39):
He's a rascal, good standing out of cowtown. Jonathan y'alla
is all right, okay, ask good stuff day. This guy
had an interesting question.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
All right, I'm just kind of curious. How many times
has the flagman lord for a foreigner?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Huh? Because it's usually for somebody in our government or
in our country.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
An example includes when's in Churchill? Yes, Pope John Paul
the second and Nelson Mandela. Oh and yes, they're currently
doing it for Pope Francis as well they should. It
is only flown at half staff to honor foreign leaders
on very few cases.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I appreciate here anytime. That's what we're here for by
the way, Yes, tomorrow is Thursday, Fun with Music Day,
and it's the last Thursday of the month.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Done.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
We've already gotten a couple of subjects that you've given
us for whose song is it? Anyway, that's where you
give us subjects and we try to write a song
doing those subjects.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
And we're going to do it a little different, you say,
because Willie Nelson is celebrating a birthday later this month.
How old is ninety two? He's going to be nine,
So we'll.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Have to do it on the road again because that's
probably the easiest one to do. Okay, but we still
have some room for some more suggestions, so let us
know as we celebrates. George Lopez is sixty four today. Oh,
we had George on in a long long time. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
I think he might be calling in soon really yeah, yeah,
I'll keep you post it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Also, Miss Eddie van Halen Valerie Burtonelli is sixty five.
We're supposed to talk to her next week because she's
hosting a game show on the Game Show Network.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
Yeah, and she is a regular now on the Drew
Barrymore Show.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Is she not?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Yeah? Yes, she's great too.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I love her. Also, Joyce DeWitt of Threes Company is
seventy six. I mentioned that because Anna's had her hairstyle
ever since.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
I can read. Yeah, And a lot of times people say,
do you know who you Luke? Look, yeah, Joyce Company?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
There was your name? Janet Janet right, Yeah, Chrissy Janet
and Chrissy. That's it. That's it. That's it. Also a wrestler,
John Cena Brother. He's forty eight today and he's now
turned heel, which if I was going to be a wrestler,
I'd have to be a beg.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
He's going to be in Fort Worth on Friday?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Is he really? Yes?

Speaker 6 (59:56):
For Friday Night Dicky's Arena?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Okay? A new net Flick's docuseries called WWE Unreal looks
like it'll be pushing the boundaries, giving fans behind the
scenes look at what it takes to make those shows happen.
As WWE's chief content officer Paul Triple h Lavest puts it,
it's time we're gonna lift the curtains. I don't know

(01:00:19):
how high they'll lift the curtain, but the series, which
is scheduled for this summer, has some wrestling fans buzzing
because it's another step toward blurring the line between fiction
and staging their events as competitions with champions and challengers.
So those of you that think it's got don't it, No,
just watch this documentary. But they do have real injuries.

(01:00:41):
Oh yeah, they get all the time, but it's it's
all staged and set up because it's a great show
when they do it right. Yes, but occasionally they do
really really get injured. Remember Raj Sharma, his mom the nurse, Yeah,
the emergency room. Yes, she took care of Rick Flair
told them off. Yes, that's a great story. We got

(01:01:02):
to get him back on this. It's a tough mama
right there. All right, So give us a we got
room for a couple of subjects if you want to,
let us know what you want and we'll try to
make a song out of it. But don't expect too
much because we're hanging by a thread.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Fallous for worst Classic Rock, lone Star ninety two to five.
Stevie Nicks, who's still hanging in there? Is she still
touring solo?

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Sometimes?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
She sounds great too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Well, she got to take care of her vocal course.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
She works with a vocal coach like every day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Well, if you're a singer and that's how you're gonna
make your living, you should probably consider do it very much. So, yeah,
because you don't want to sound all rasby because wouldn't
be able to understand you, especially if Stevie got rasby.
So tomorrow is of course fun with Music Day and
we're working on some subjects for whose song is it? Anyway?

(01:02:15):
Because it's the last Thursday of the month, the day
that Anna dreads.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Every time we have a Monrey month and we do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Well now see we didn't do it last month because
it was opening day for baseball. Because Jesus loves me, yes, well,
he don't love you anymore, because we have nothing planned
for tomorrow except to write this song. If you give
us some good subjects.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
That's right. And people have already been calling in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Oh really yes, yeah, we've got a couple here. But
we'll talk about this and put it in full force tomorrow.
Let's talk time wasters here, all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
Right, Let's do it up on the Bow and M
show page at lone star and I need two to
five dot com. Carlos Santana is scheduled to perform at
Lucas Oil Live this Friday. I know a lot of
people were worried because last night he had to Postpony
Show with the Majestic Theater in San Antonio. He was
dehydrated and passed out, and out of an abundance of caution,

(01:03:12):
he was taken to a San Antonio hospital for observation
last night. Now, according to his manager, Carlos is doing well.
He's looking forward to returning to San Antonio once that
show is rescheduled. Tonight he is scheduled to play sugar Land, Texas,
and that show will go on. This is the second
medical comeback a setback for Carlos this year. You remember

(01:03:34):
you talked about this earlier in January, he fell and
broke his little finger on his left hand. He had
to have pins inserted and couldn't play guitar for six weeks.
Wou Now here's Carlos talking about being able to be
back on the road now promoting his new album Sentience.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
And I'm very very grateful, you know, I'm very grateful
to be seventy seven. I think and relevant. You know,
it's important to stay relevant with the youngsters today. What
sounded like he was in his kitchen, like he was
with us when we interviewed.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
We're in the hospital. Hey, Speaking of health issues, both
Foreigner founder and guitarist Mick Jones has released a brand
new song. It's called Shelter from the Storm and it's
in recognition of the month of April being Parkinson's Awareness month.
Jones was diagnosed with Parkinson's around twelve years ago. If
you want to hear the song, we have the video

(01:04:26):
up for you to check out. It features footage from
throughout Mixed career, with the final show of being a
photo of him in his younger years, with caption thank
you to all the Foreigner fans over the years. He
is eighty years old. The song by the Way is
going to be featured this Saturday at the Parkinson's Unity
Walk in New York City, and Mick Jones will be

(01:04:47):
on hand for that event, and fingers crossed his friend
Michael J. Foxx as well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Now, this song, the Shelter from the Storm, it's not
the same Bob Dylan song that came out, No, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Something that Mick Jones wrote specific Fickley for Parkinson's awareness.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Smart guy, Jeez.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Ozzy Osborne, speaking of Parkinson, is not doing Gladiator boot camp,
but he is doing heavy training for his final show
on July fifth in his hometown of Birmingham, England. Here's
Ozzy talking about it on his Ozzie Speak show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
It really looks sty from scratch.

Speaker 10 (01:05:21):
The first thing going you laid up is your stamina
to believe it or I'm doing two sets of three
many walks a day, white training of going and going.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
You know, now, wait a minute, am I stoned and
don't know it? Because I could actually understand Ozzy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Yeah, maybe part of that heavy training is vocal exercises,
I would hope. So the final show, dub Back to
the Beginning, will be Ozzy's first full show in seven years.
You know, he's been dealing with a lot of health
issues Parkinson's for one, and he also had spinal surgery
in twenty twenty three. Oh yeah, Millie Idol giving fans

(01:05:57):
a sneak preview of his upcoming album Dream Into It.
He's released the first single, which is a duet with
popstar Avril Levine. The song is called seventy seven. We
have that up on our page. Their scheduled to perform
the song on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday. Plus don't forget
Billy Idol brings his It's a Nice Day to Tour
Again tour to Dicky's Arena on Wednesday, May seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
And have you heard Avril Levine do Jon Jet's bad reputation?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I haven't, Damn is it good?

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
God? Yes, she does have a set of pipes on
her I'm gonna have to check that out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Thanks Bo.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
And finally we owe this one to a listener. So
yesterday on toy Box Tuesday, we aired the viral voicemail
of that guy driving in the rain and Irving who
witnessed an accident involving the four ladies that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Got out of the count People request that all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
All the time.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Well, a listener sent us the animated video that's been
made to go with the viral voicemail. It's good, so
of course we had to share. We have that video
up on the bone and them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Now, are we going to get in trouble because we
played the song heartless? When we work for iHeartMedia, we
may get called into the principal's office, but it won't
be the first time or the last.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
No, it wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Oh, it is Wednesday. We usually meet with the boss
in about a half an hour, so we can ask him. Sure, Well,
if we don't bring it up, maybe he doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I won't bring it up. All right, Tomorrow is fun
with music day, like we told you, and we need
subjects for whose song is it? Anyway, We've got a
few that we can work with, but we will try
to write a song with the subjects she gave us
and come up with some kind of resemblance of a song.

(01:07:41):
At seven thirty five, You got to give us time
because good stuff takes time to fester. Just a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Yeah, don't expect much from me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Just all come on and a warning all right, we
will reveal those subjects tomorrow and we'll see what else
happens to happen. But now next is our after show
decompression session. That's right on the official Facebook page. So,
like always, we don't know what we're going to talk

(01:08:11):
about until we start flapping our guns. That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
It'll be a short one though, because we do have
a meeting with the boss.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah I know, I know. It's always on Wednesday when
we're exhausted from Ascus still very.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Much so, and then I have a public affairs show interviewed,
So it's going to be a long tay girl. At
least the sun is shining. Hew. You do have a
chance for more scattered showers and thunderstorms today, so just
be weather alert.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah. Oh see, so so they're just teasing us right now,
isn't it. Oh well, we just deal with it like
we always do. So we'll see you on the after
show and on the show nuts show tomorrow, which could
be a disaster the way we write songs in here,
but we will give it our dead level. Damn this try, now,

(01:08:59):
won't we? Yeah, you see that hesitation makes anything.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
All Come on, Anna Bell, don't drop the ball. You're
going to bring a bottle of tequila tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Okay, you do whatever you gotta do to get it done.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Well, you know what Willy does before he sings. Yeah,
I know what Willly does before he sings.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
I won't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
As a matter of fact. Our song that we're gonna
do tomorrow, and whose song is it, anyway, is gonna
be a Willie song because Willie's got a ninety second
birthday April twenty ninth. Really yeah, Well, we'll be there
close enough, okay, So join us on the after show
decompression session, and make sure you join us on the
show enough show tomorrow, and we'll try to make it

(01:09:43):
as entertaining as possible without getting the wall, which we
usually do anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Keep their expectations low.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Yeah, there you go. That's a good bad Yeah. We've
got a nice day outside, so enjoy it while you
can before it gets all crappy.

Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
So, well, appreciate you listening today, and we appreciate you
participating giving us good questions. We'll see what happens tomorrow,
all right. As we say, keep it clean the dishes,
and we shall talk again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Bye.