Pass The Gravy #605: Bubble Gum Bee

The guys talk about baseball, vanity license plates, and come up with some new insults for you to try out. They also do a mock draft of bearded dudes and power rank sporting events. 
You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Powder topping lead spreads as we listen. It's a
past the grave, Grave we go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and let Kemp will get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, gravy girl. What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
It's Past the Gravy episode number six hundred and five.
Happy Gravy Day to each.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And every one of you. It's good to be back.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I am your buddy Alex with my friend Pat and Robert,
Bobby Jokes, Barbosa and uh, how the fuck are you?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I am great right now, man, I'm in a fantastic mood,
beautiful weather outside, and most importantly, the dark era of
one of my favorite franchises is coming to an end.
Kathleen Kennedy is step down from heading Star Wars and Disney,
so uh, maybe it'll stop sucking now. No. Also, I'm

(01:09):
I've enjoyed most of what I've seen from her era.
People shit on it, but I don't think it was
as bad as people said. All Right, the movies weren't good,
Mandalorian was good.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, movies are just seen in charge of all the.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Last trilogy that I did not like. It was okay,
it's just how are you gonna make a trilogy but
not have an overarching story that you're following and you
just go make one movie? Then you look at the
next director and go, okay, come up with your own story,
go with it wherever you want. What the fuck? How
was that the plan? I know? But anyway, she's gone,
So Star Wars nerds are all gonna be happy for

(01:44):
a little while. And yeah, then whoever's in charge next,
they're gonna hate him because that's how Star Wars fans are.
I'll never be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We'll make it like it was when I was ten.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
When I was ten, icked that thing and it doesn't
make me feel the way it did when I was
ten now that I am fifty two.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, yeah, because you were ten.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, I don't care about anything the way I did
when I was ten.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
You didn't have bills like you didn't have you don't
have to worry about insurance, you didn't have to go
to work. You just like went to school, fucked around
and then played with your friends like that's what you
had to do.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Homework was your biggest concern at that point.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
And you know, that's why you appreciate things pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's why.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's why when when people shame people for their fandom,
it's like bro, Like when its significant others like, hey,
how come you're so obsessed with this?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Seems like motherfucker. I was. I was five years old.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I was five years old, and I was like, I
will die with this team, and that's They've always been
there or not, but been there somewhat metaphorically for me.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That's actually, yeah, sports teams definitely are the closest things
to what I care the same amount as I did
when I was a child.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
But now I'm still getting to the point where I'm like,
you know, things are happening in my life where like, Okay,
I'm not gonna I'm gonna try to not let this
ruin my week. It still does, but I'm gonna try
to not let.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It do that.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
And you speak, well, I can't go to school tomorrow.
Giants lost, Oh.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
God, especially when you like lost to somebody and it
was somebody you don't like at school, but like you
still interacted with, yeah, and they were fan of the
other team that I don't want to go, yeah, fucking asshole.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Today, but yeah, star Wars Happy.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Star Wars, Star Wars. So I think that means it's
time for me to restart my binge watch of every
piece of content they've ever done. So I have a
I saw the kid for the Accolade. I still won't
do that.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I saw the Kennedy girl name on like a part
of my my new duties on the morning show since
we don't have a co host, since I'm sort of
the co host right now, is that I had to
come up with like what's trending every like at like
the twenty every hour the first three hours. And I
always go to like Google trends and look at that stuff.
And if it's a name that I don't know, I

(03:53):
just assume that it's politics because everybody's been getting like
a like confirmed or sworn in and all that stuff.
And so it's like, I don't know what bunding Goo is,
but there's a Dan Bungeeno guy was doing something and
it seemed like it was a big deal. But I
was like, oh, it's politics. No, I don't really cover
politics unless stick in the actual news. And then there's

(04:16):
this Mary Kate Cornette girl learned about her today, but
I just assumed she was getting like confirmed as like
Speaker of the House or some shit. No, she banged
her boyfriend's dad or allegedly allegedly I don't know, but
like that was one of those where I saw Kennedy's
name on there and I was like, probably politics. No,
I mean kind of sometimes it'd be like them their

(04:38):
name and then something they do.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Everyone says everything she did at Disney was politically driven,
so kinda and that's why everyone hated her. But like
not really, Okay, she's not part of the administration.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Okay, well yeah, anyways, it's past gravy day, it's gravy
politics talk. There we go, talking tics, talking tics.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I had a couple of things.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Thing is that, you know, as I was like prepping
for the show today, I just kept adding things, Uh,
do you want to start with a law question?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Uh? Yes, My sister's a lawyer and we were recently
talking about laws.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
So I think maybe you want a buzzer. You a
buzz if.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
You're actually asking her or she will charge you.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, tell her it's pro bono.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Hey, before you hang up, this cause pro.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Bono if you tell a fun fact if you tell
an attorney that it is pro bono work that you
have to.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
You got to say one to finishing pro bono before
them then.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, did they say it before you finished saying that,
then you have to pay them. Yeah, But if not,
then they have to I know the law. Yeah, I'm
mostly bird law. This falls outside of the realm of
bird law. But like I was hearing somebody like, hey,
if they refuse to press charges, so and so refuse
to press charges, can you just not press charges on
like a murder case and then let somebody walk.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
The state can still choose to press charges if you don't, okay.
So though that's where like a lot of the time
it's like for domestic abuse and they'll be like, oh, well,
we can't. You know, she dropped the charge she doesn't
want to press. If a cops saw you punch her
in the face, he the law can still press charges
on you.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
The state can because like it's civil you know, like
Deshaun Watson had people drop cases against me, drop the charges.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They dropped the civil cases. But if the I guess,
Ohio or wherever I was, Texas state can choose to Yeah,
normally they don't because They're like, it's just extra fucking
resources that we have to spend on a case that
doesn't want prosecution.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
So if there's a murder, look, I talked to God
about it and I just decided not to.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
That's the thing. If there was a murder, that person
can't elect for not press charges because they were murdered,
they're dead.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
But in their family not press charges.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I think civilly, that's what happened with ohj Won the
criminal lost the SI.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That was an easy answer.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Then I was just like, can you just not press
charges on anything? I can just walk away with anything.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'd like for you to refer to me as pety on.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Esquire from that attorney at law.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'll totally stolen valor being an attorney.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't care what is the there's like a three
letter abbreviation that you get.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
What if like I did stolen valor for the military,
but I did, like military lawyers like, uh, what was it? Jag?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Would anyone actually get mad about that? So that'd be
like I didn't say I served in theater, I prosecuted
some shit. Probably still not okay, I wouldn't do it
just for the record, but like, is that as bad. No, no,
you get so I didn't say I was in the
Battle of the Bulge.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, you didn't say you served.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I say I prosecuted a guy for grabbing another guy's
bulch in the military, which that would never get prosecuted.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
To serve the troops who served, So you served. The
troops served, So you served.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Mm hmm. And if there's any female troops out there.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Shout out to the zero. Shout to this female troopers.
Um ooh shirt idea. We've been really on hot on.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Shirt ideas, Robert, Robert, So do you think we can
make this shirt? I was walking the dog today and
I saw a guy that was it was a marathon shirt,
but it said finisher on it, and I was like,
you brought her. What if we made a shirt that
just said non finisher, Like I just want I want that.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
So basically just a restyled zero point zero.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, pretty much, but like, like, look, dude, I went
to the five K. I didn't finish it, but I like,
you could just put a shirt that just says five K.
It's funny that it's like finish, I finished it.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, we'll give you. There's a five K.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sure one and we'll give me an unstarter.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, because you're still not a finisher.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, but I I want it to be known that
I didn't even start. That's the real zero, the brilliant.
You're trying to rock like a point four. Yeah, I'm
trying to rock the zero point.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, I'm saying you could do zero.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
But like a non finisher is somebody that didn't finish
the race. You don't have to start the race to
not finish it.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
But then you're also leaving yourself open to everyone and
being like he didn't finish.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Her participant participant would be funny.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't want participation. Yeah, you just get ribbons that
that generation was forced upon me. I didn't want those
goddamn trophies.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
What if you what if you almost died or something
like that you had like a you got dehydrated or
somebody like like you slipped and you broke your leg, Like,
what if you did that and you couldn't finish, Like
then you should still get a shirt. Just passed the gravy,
made you soft past the gravy five K four heure

(09:41):
non finisher and just put that just marked that.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
That would be great if we put on a five
k and everyone like took four steps and then just
walked off, or we say we're just gonna drink instead,
we say we have a five K and we just
go to a bar. Yeah, and then goes okay go
and then just nobody.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
A starting gun. Robert, she's just starting on leaves.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Where are we supposed to go on? Where's the path?
Fucking google it?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
And then we just blame Robert left right after starting
the shot the starting gun and he shot that off
and just bounced and he's like you said to go, like, oh,
you're right, I did, but I guess we couldn't finish.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
So we're non finishers, all right.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Maybe it's the stores, but it's like like non steps
like two feet and then just non finisher passed to
gave you five k, now, make it a six.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
K, maybe even a non participant.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Past three six point nine k.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
There you go that looks up fit, but like picked
like the shittiest kind of like gray they like they
do on all those shirts, or just like make it
a white shirt that's as like thin as possible, so
you just it's all nips if you're not wearing an
on your shirt under it or always the shittiest shirts
they give you.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
What is it twenty four point two or something six?
So if we did twenty six point two and then
had like a really small asterisk and then down on
like the bottom back of it, the Astra.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Said feet didn't run.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I did twenty six point two feet or just it
says psych I made it almost ten yards. Yeah, and
then I gave the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
What if we made a five K and you really
just have to run the distance of five k's?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
It's five k inches.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, it's just like Robert.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Prints out five k's, like the the you'd hold up
for like a picture. If you go to an Astros
game and they strike out five people, then you just
have to run that distance.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like done. I did a five K.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Each picture you drink is a K. Yeah, I read
five fucking K today.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
You strike it out.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I think pretty sure. I think that's twenty beers. That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I did a two K today. Oh great for you.
You ran two thousand? Yeah? Yeah, sure, why not? I
didn't drink two pictures of beer.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I did twelve the other night. I could do that.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I could probably get the twenty. I'm just saying it's
a it's a lot. Yeah, you were real gassy then
next day.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay, so non finish your shirt idea.
I got that, by the way. Next I had another question.
Do you think bats think that they're birds?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Goth birds?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're gothic birds.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Look at those preppy little fucking birds singing out there. Now, dude,
we stay in the dark.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
They're just like worthy intelligent birds that are not squawking
for no reason.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
We can use radars.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
There's all these birds out in the park. No, we're
gonna hang out under a bridge in Austin.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You don't get us.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's not a phase, mom, This is how we all echo.
Location is my life, my submarine.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
But in the sky sky summary, sky sub. Robert can't
make a short about that. No, no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I don't think it is a sky sub. No, it's
it's a gothic bird. They're just goth birds, dude.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, but do they think that they're birds?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh? Hold on, are they goths? Are they vamps? Well?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Are they vampire? Bats are regular?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
So only vampire bats are the vamp kids?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, it's in the name.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, all the other bats are goths.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, but do the do the bats flying around, and
they're like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Just like them, No, because they're the dark.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
One, the better species of them.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
They know, they think birds are preppy. They're all angsty,
and but they think they're birds. I was gonna say,
and they listen to but I actually don't know any
goth bands.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Let's go emo instead.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
We're not emo, we're goth God.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I always thought goth is just like Emo, but not
as cool, not as fun, so at least gonna be sad.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, I think goths are just more like nihilistic and
they think everything's stupid and they hate everything.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And don't use the word nihilistic on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
This isn't that kind of podcasts are just pussies that
cry about everything.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
What's alt? Then alt is alt.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Is sexy chicks with tattoo. It depends.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
It depends on what you talking about, because if you're
talking alt comedy, it's just not good comedy. That people
were upset that people didn't think it was funny, Like
I'm alt, not mainstream comedy.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Was really funny like that.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
He probably didn't call himself all comedy. He just was like,
I'm a comedian. I can pull it off. Yeah, was
kind of.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Alt Stephen Wright. I would say it was kind of
all comedy, very deadpan, and.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I always just thought God through emos that like just
dressed up.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
I was.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I listened to EMA music, but I'm not gonna like,
I'm not gonna do all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think the gods that they don't complain as much
as the emos. They just think everything sucks and this
stupid yeah and everything everything, society, everything's awful because that's
how it is. And gods are like, why is everything awful? God?
You know what it is. Emos are the philosophical goths.
They ask why. Yeah, Okay, fucking nailed that one. I'm

(14:54):
a lawyer and a goddamn psychia.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Joe waste their time on me.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
That was THEMO though. That was punk, but that was
the emo face. I miss using emo song.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I miss use emo as fun. You've seen the video
I miss you Where are you dude? I love that music.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, it's the most Christmas vibe.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
That's that's I've seeing the music video and I was like,
this is Jack Skellington was fucking an emo motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Everybody knows that Jack Skellington jerks off to the I
miss you music video.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
He's like, they're talked about us, Sally, Look what's this?
What's this a song that's about us?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Hello there angel from mind? Yeah, I don't want to
see his deep platform because it sounds exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like it does. It's actually that was Pat that was noting.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
That was not a play track.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Make sure you put an asterisk. We do not own
the rights to this, and it was not anybody else's music.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's ours.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Hey who sees that song?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Blank way too?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And then let's keep it. That's what Robert was trying
to set up as pat Ah Pat sings that song?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
What else is it?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Ooh? I was seeing camera? What college it was? I
want to say, is Michigan State got a new locker room?
Maybe not, I don't know who was. Some college got
a new locker room where they do the reveal.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And the guy's like, oh shit, they got footpaths in here.
What the fuck?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
I got an iPad that's attached to my locker and
it's got led lights, it's got my name on it.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
This is sick.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
And then I saw I think it was our mayor
was talking to firefighters at the fire station and they
got the little lockers behind them.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
They're all the grates that are closed. Why don't we
just do a locker room redo that way for firefighters?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
That would be sick because the only profit that firefighters
bring in is the calendar. And uh, I don't think
that makes as much money.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
As football sell some calendars.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Boys, they got how funny would be do you go
to a fire station and it's just like they have
the chair that like reclines back into the locker. They've
got like the sink that you can pull out of
your locker to shave with whatever they's got like Neon,
the Neon fire station logo on everybody's locker with their name,

(17:06):
like the plate is slit in there. They needed to
do that, that'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't know. Maybe chicks just aren't as horny for
firefighters as they used to be.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Maybe not. I think they are. Else they wouldn't be going,
but they wouldn't be buying calendars, right.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's the thing. Are they buying calendars? They can't afford
the nice lockers. If they were buying the calendars, they
would have all these nice things. I see a lot
of horny chicks online. I feel like they need to
go back to buying the Also, people don't buy calendars anymore.
You've got to. That's what it is. Phones killed calendar.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I buy calendars, calendar.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I get gifted calendar every year Moss I gives it. Yeah,
I mean I use that one, So buy one to
use for other stuff too.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I like having the calendar in my apartment. For a
wedding gift, somebody gave us a big, like plastic dry
erase calendar.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I fucking love set that up. Oh well we got
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
This is what we got.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
See. I like the phone calendar just because it'll pull
information from my phone and put it in there. You
don't update anything, no, but that's how do you think
I knew? By the way, once again, happy birthday. How
do you think I knew it was your birthday? The
other day? Phone calendar?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I have that for Robert's birthday.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I also realized that like two days before when I
saw it, and I was like, oh, you and my
dad have the same birthday. Oh really, But my thought
wasn't that. My first thought was, oh dad's birthdays and
two days weird. He has the same one as Alex.
That's how my friend was Yeah, so one of my
siblings got I got my normal hey it's Dad's birthday text,
and I was like, I was fucking on it this year.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I knew all over.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
The first thing I did when I woke up, I
called Dad.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Fun little little hack is like, just if you know
somebody's birthday or don't know somebody's birthday, but want to
be like the good friend that does that, you just
like market in your calendar, but then set the notification
to be like, hey, notify me an hour before, and
then it sends you the notification. You're like, hey, dude,
I was about to not off to bed, but I
just want to wish you an early happy birthday, bro.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Like thanks man, Alex texting me at eleven fifty. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
That.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
I would be like, it's not my birthday.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
And I always tell you guys on Facebook, if you're
friends with people on Facebook, you go and you see
it it's their birthday, and then you text them first
and then you've read it on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I used to check Facebook birthdays every day.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's how I unfriend people.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Now I just I don't get on Facebook half the time.
I'm logged out of it. I was gonna say, you can't,
but like I'll randomly check it. It'll be fine. But
that's what I used to go through there. If we
were friends, I would send you a happy birthday message.
If we were actually friends, text message.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, if I have your number, I'll text you.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
The only people all call a happy birthday is like
my parents, my best friend. I would be like, happy birthday,
What time you drinking? Yep? Yep?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Where was that? Firefighters? Firefight fires.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I think it'd be funny to have like an NFL
style locker room that firefighters.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, that'd be sick a shit.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
You pull into the fire station because it's usually like
right where the truck is and it's just like carpeted.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I also assume they would probably rather spend that money
on fire equipment. That's usually where it goes.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Make those fireproof.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I think the poles are cheap.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Make it fireproof, bro, make the locker room fire pre cool.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
If they made their pole like a swirly pole that
you can.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Say you got neon lights on it changes colors depending
on the season, or like.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Like lights up just around them.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, or remember those little electric balls that you could
like win at Dave and Busters, where like you put
your hand on the ball, and it was like all
the lightning stuff would go to your hand.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Do that, but it's a pole, so it just follows
you all the way down.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
What they call those like Tesla coils or something.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Robert, we make a shirt that does that on it,
like when you touch the chest and then like the
lightning is all over your Can we make a shirt
like that?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
That technology might be for years away, but we'll get
on it.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I stay on what if we just before we set
the shirts out, we washed them a bunch of times
and did not put a dryer sheet in there, so
they're all super staticky. So it seemed like it was that.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Or we put like a knob on it, and then
you just pull around and it looks like the lightning's
going wherever your hand is.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, there's tc tuggers.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I think you should leave bit. But that was really
so you could pull out your shirt. I just move
it up a little bit when.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You show off the middrift a little bit, get a
little air al right back down.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right. So that was another idea I had. And then.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Vanity license plates. I've seen a couple of them today.
I just saw one that said toodle and was like.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
All right, that's tight.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
And then I saw another one that said a Malfi
and I don't know if that means that they like
to go to the Amalfi Coast. I don't know if
that means their last name is a Malfi, But I
like vanity license plates were I don't know what this means, toodles.
I just assume that you're British.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I saw one the other day and it was the
douchiest license plate I've ever It.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Just said bad chad, kind of awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
It was on at Tesla. I was like, Ah, this
guy's a fucking douche.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
But I want, like, if you're listening or watching this
right now at past the gray pod on the X,
hit us up, send us a picture of these license plates.
I want to just start ranking licensees. How many how
many letters? Is it? Seven letters? There's seven new numbers?
Seven digits?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
What's the word, uh, symbols.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Maybe we can just give however many out of seven,
one out of seven, that'll be our ranking. However many
digits you can put, it's how many we can give it. Like,
that's a one not a good one. I give that
a one digit out of seven on those so tootles,
I'm going to give it that's a four because if

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you get British and I never forget.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
All right, tootles is seven. Dude, that's a great That
is a great custom license.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, I was thinking six.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's kind of like they're same buy.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, it was it a fast car. It was a convertible,
so yeah, you know that's what it was. Is like
he'll go a little bit slow in front of you
and then bam he hits the gas tootles and he's.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Gone, okay, all right, Amalfi, what do you give it?
One out of seven?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
One? Yeah, that's pretentious and douchey is ship because.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Like, yeah, it's like, are you bragging not going to
the Amalficas. But if you dor last name, I don't know,
I don't know the difference.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
No, that's if your last name is a Maffie, get
out of here. That's not a real last name on
a SOB Like this is my call. You think when
he's in a Malfi, he's got a car that says
like Houston.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
On the H town.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
America, that'd be sick. That would be the USA would
be that's a seven. USA is a different seven.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
How many digits can you have on a license plate?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
I think it's like seven, but I don't know is
I think a standard one is seven. But yeah, customer, I.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Think customers can go a little bit more. They're not
much more. Though there's not much they can do.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
They can do more or less.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Un license plate, what would what would your custom plate say?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Six to seven?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I used to really want to get one, and I
had like written up all this stuff, but then I realized,
like you have to pay like monthly to have it.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
It's monthly or I think maybe like that's.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Part of the payment blend.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
You could do monthly, or you could just pay it
all as a but I wanted to just get when
I just said G E E men on it.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
That'd be funny for the giants.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
But then as that so original?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I was in Texas, they weren't. No one had that
one that somebody had G man just like the letter G.
But G E E was funny. But yeah, I just
didn't do that. Probably a good decision.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I wonder if I can get one that says hey, stupid,
because I do that at people all the time at work.
I say hey, stupid and when they look, I go,
you're stupid everyone. Yeah, but like maybe it would fit high.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah h g y maybe st p D too fast
for you. I always liked doing that on any racing
game on Grand Theft, thought I was too fast for you.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Two L two Q too legitiquate.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Its good, that would be a good one.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Vanity plates, though, please start sending those to us.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Drank just d r a drank, but.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Vanity plates are It's always interesting to see like what
people get on those.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
So send us those and we'll just start ranking them
because we're very good at ranking things.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Everybody notice that.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
We might even just have to start like a comprehensive
ranking list. Yeah, well we'll start, Robert keeping a list
of that. It's like, whoever sends in the first one
that's number one, just by default.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, toodles is right now number one. A'm Alfie's last.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I mean it's one and two right now.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, it's heated, heated. And then we'll have license plate
of the air.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
You know, I'm add bad chat in there. I don't
know if I hate that one more than a Malfie.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
But remind me, Robert, add gravy or add for the gravies,
we have license plate.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Of the air. I mean that should be the license plate.
Great gravy g r A V. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
If somebody gets to pass the gravy one and pss
ptg d A g r v Y.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Just a g A r V E E.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Got a gravy tech one, that'd be sick.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That'd be sick. That would be sick.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Just throwing ideas out there. Those are cool, all right?
What else would you guys bring in?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Oh? I had the Kathleen Kennedy okay that the future
of Star Wars is bright again until they hire someone
knew that we can all hate.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So the light the dark side of the Force is gone.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, so this is like her. Her reign was like
the original trilogy. The Empire was in power. We just
we just blew up the Death Star the second one.
So now we got a few good years until the
First Order takes over.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
They've kind of had Star Wars on.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I don't remember what channel is, but it's been running
back and forth and it's free form at it and
I was like, I'll tune in here and there when
I'm doing stuff. I gotta tell you, the Republic sucks
like they they are really shitty at keeping things together.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, that's what happens when you let government get too big.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It's kind of like like.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You gonna deal with trade federations.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You just like, I get that you're fighting back. I get.
I get your cause is good.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oceans are causing problem.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
But like, come on, man, they're building another death star
with the fuck yeah, stop letting them build death stars,
And like, why do you keep building death stars?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Kylo? What do you fucking do it?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
The Republican was gone by that, the plans were in place.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
They're all the same thing, dude, Like, oh no, bad guy,
good guy. The good guys fucking suck at like being
good guys in power.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Once they're in power, they're like no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
No absolute power crops absolutely, but they don't let it.
They go lining to the dark side of the forest growing.
Even Yoda couldn't see it.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Dude, Fuck yeah, you got to really drop the ball
in that.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yoda dropped the ball so hard and does not get
enough flack.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
For it, and kind of a coward for just running
off to the plane. I'm going to hang me hanging swamp,
I do.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I mean, he was old.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
He's a Jedi. He can fly, Bro, you can't fly.
He can do everything.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
You can tumble through the air.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Okay, same thing, do that cool flippy.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, but at that point he was nine hundred years old.
He couldn't jump anymore. He was old.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
He could definitely he got old, used the force, and
in channel your inner force, you can just force ghost yourself.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Though the last twenty years on Dagoball really fucking aged him.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
And then they're just like saying the presidency like this
kid's movie, this movie.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
That we're gonna aim at kids to watch, like also
we just suicide ourselves, and then watching everybody go.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Do stuff like Luke Skywalker does.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Hey, let's add the character jar Jar Banks because kids
will like him. What else is going to be in
the movie? Senate debates? Yeah, kids also love those. I
love the Senate looked cool because et was in there.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
He kind of was kind of was but yes, Star Wars,
I guess, yeah, Robert, did you bring anything in?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
When do we started going in on chickens?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I hear they're nice, like going in on like buying
them together and going in like roasting them.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
No, like just go in on them.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Hey, here's not expensive, but.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, I don't have anywhere to put them. I mean,
I guess, yeah, you do have a yard. I do,
but I'm not gonna but you have a yard. I
actually have a shout out back to. That's perfect. You
have a coop. Can we get fighting chickens so I
can train it to we can take out my sister's dog.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
We can get two fighting chickens.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
The rest of you need to have lay egg laying hens, right,
yea hens. And then we'll have Little Jerry and then
Cocky will name that because that's the South Carolina game
cocks mascot.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Little Jerry and Cocky.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, this is the only two fighting rooster names.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Now.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Well, actually, if we're gonna have a fighting sure, it
has to be Guyo del Cielo. That's my one rule.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
It's a Mexican fighting rooster from a song.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, Gyo de solo, Gyo deo. All right, I'm not
gonna get that right at all.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
He was a warrior born in heaven. So we can
have four. Oh that's it, that's it. It'll be Yellow
and Pico di Guyo Pico, Yeah, of course, Oh, Pico
and PoCA would be really funny. We're gonna get a
bunch of fighting chicks. Are we gonna start fighting?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, guy, we need egg No, we're not.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
We can train them to be ninjas though.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, chicken security and occasionally they have a fight club
that we don't talk about.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Our business.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Don't not our business. You know what they do at night,
it's not our business. If I somehow from it, not
my business.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
They do what they want their free range, you're off
it your honor. They were free range.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I freed them. They asked me for a ride. I
took them to where they asked me. They're free chickens.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I didn't know they were gonna kill all the neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Didn't have to come back. They came back every time.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
They loved me, cox loved me.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Did I put a razor blade on their talent?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
They asked me to. It's a free country.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
It was protection from the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Cats don't like birds. They're birds. In fact, excuse me
for giving my protection the fuck?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
But yeah, how much were eggs at the grocery store
that made you think about this? No?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I think I like where he's going, though, I.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Was just like I'm tired of paying for eggs.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I do eat eggs every day.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Eggs are great.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Bad for your cholesterol is yeah, we'll get to that
in a little bit.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, in five years a little beg. Actually it's good cholesterol.
Just ride it out, you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
They do change it a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Every five years. They changed what's bad and what's good.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
My wife's parents, when they lived in Grand Prairie, Texas,
had a uh. They had a couple of chickens.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I think they had four chickens, and they didn't know
the difference of like, they couldn't tell the difference, so
they just called them all helen. So they had they
just called them the helens. And these uh huskies got
out in the neighborhood and they didn't have a fenced
in yard, and they put him in a little chicken
run where it's like it's basically like a hamster wheel
for chickens, and they could go and fuck around in

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the yard. And the huskies flipped it over and killed
all of them. So then they didn't have chickens anymore.
But they don't lay as many eggs as you think.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Sometimes you just yeah, sometimes you get like one a day,
but sometimes you get like one every couple of days.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Sometimes you get like one every four days.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
If you have like five or six chickens, good.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
How many can you fit in your shit?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I could probably fit like twenty chickens in there. Honestly.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
All right, we're gonna get twenty chickens if you would
like to invest. This is a great investment opportunity. Hit
us up that pass here a pot? What else do
you need for chickens?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Do you have any fox chicken?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
You eat?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Any foxes in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Not that I'm aware of. There's cats though, That's why
we have roosters. My buddy had some years ago out
when he lived out in Brookshire, and fucking bobcats rip them.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Up, bobcats on the bitches.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, they're fast little butters here.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
They kill aggies, they do, That's what I've heard.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Especially when the aggies thinks are number one. You should
know from your history you will never be with them.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
All right, So you're in charge of procuring chickens and
whatever Robert gets you have to store?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Well, am I in charge? I thought I was in
charge of storing them. Now got Roberts in.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Charge Roberts in charge of procuring them. You're in charge
of storing them. I will market the eggs.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
You don't have a backyard.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I don't have a backyard, goddamn it.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, you're the only one that has a house, or
Robert's a house. Put them in your house, dotairs, you
have a downstairs neighbor and your neighbors.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
What the fuck? What is all these chicken feet sound?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
But yeah, but if you're cool, we'll give you eggs.
That's what you tell your neighbors.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
No, because then we're selling eggs. That's the whole point.
We can't be given away.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Sell I thought we were just getting eggs for ourselves.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
We called me for ourselves and then left over and
then all right, if you're listening and they left over,
will barter with if you can't tax the barter system.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
And if you're watching this or listening to this, just
take a break real fast and don't listen to what
I'm about to tell you.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Guys, what if we just.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Painted a couple of gold and then tried to tell
people that we had that gold egg laying chickens, and
then we can sell them for like triple the price
that will work. Yeah, there's no downside in that.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
There's a lot of dumb people.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
These are more eggy than the rest of them. Some
of them have two yolks.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Call them Trump eggs. Oh yeah, I didn't think the
gold as ship.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
You could be a citizen too for just five million dollars.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Call them Donald kluck.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
These are the eggs on the way to citizenship. Fuck dude,
that's a great marketing play. That's a great marketing play. Hey,
send that to ktr H. Send that clip to k
t H.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
They'll love it. They'll probably running on the socials.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Let Michael Berry know all right, before we go, I
before we go, before we go into the next segment,
into the next segment, I meant, I really liked syrup
socker last week. And I know that we did not
beat Canada. We're not talking about that game that was
the All Star Game.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Whatever. Cool Canada, you won the All Star Game, Fuck you.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
But calling Canadian syrup suckers was one of the highlights
of my week because it just felt so good to
do that. Every single time, I want to come up
with more insults, So I tasked you guys with coming
up with some new insults. These are new insults that
we're trying out this year, and I'm really excited about these.
So we're about to come up with some new insults

(35:22):
and we're gonna try these out on our friends or
people we don't like and just.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
See how they go. But I feel like some of
these are probably gonna take off. Which you got, pat.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I first one? You couldn't get love from a puppy.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's good. Yeah, it kind of cuts deep. Puppy wouldn't
love me. Puppies love everything.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Puppies love everything.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Love everything but loud noises, and they don't. But most
things puppies love.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, they just want to crawl on you and give
you kisses. Yeah, not you.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
You can get love from a puppies A really good one.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
That's a good one. I also had. Robert will like
this one. You're a base hit short of a single.
Oh okay, I was proud of that one.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Base hit short.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
So I had one similar to that.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're a chicken short of an egg, Like you know what, Yeah,
you got you got an idea there, but your chicken
short of the egg.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
What does that mean? It means there's nothing there.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
You have an idea, but you don't have an idea.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I had a March Madness edition. Okay, that's coming up.
You'd be an underdog as a one seed. Only the
sports people will under I like that.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I do like that.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, I like that. If I give you blue and yellow,
you couldn't make green. I was on fire last night.
That is a good one that I had, glass Jar.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's just somebody that can't keep secrets.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Fucking glass Jar usually break really right away. Somebody's gonna
ask a question, You're gonna break, and you give me
all all my secrets up.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
You don't trust anybody.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
That I also had called the chef, which is basically
just like, oh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Give a fuck, call the chef.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Call the fucking chef.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Dude, I don't fuck care.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
That would be great.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
What are you gonna do, fucking picky motherfucker, call the
fucking chef.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
You're arguing with someone in the middle, you just go
call the chef. They're like, what the fuck just happened?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, But like when somebody just argue with you or
they're not making call this chef good.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm gonna need you to use that in the TikTok
comments this week when inevitably, the young people call us.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yes, Yes, and everybody please go help us with TikTok.
We gotta fight the youths.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
There is a guy now that's dropping regularly dropping them,
making podcasts equipment more fun, like real original, real original idea. Dude,
I noticed that you have nothing that you post. You're
just a commenter. I create you don't.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Guy's a chicken short of an egg.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
He's a chicken short of a fucking egg. Is exactly
what he is.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
You know what he might be a bubblegum bee. Bubblegum
bees are just people that like they're stupid and they
won't admit when they're wrong. Because if a bee was
trying to pollinate bubble gum and it's not a flower,
and you're like, hey, bee, you're not gonna get any
fucking honey out of this, and the bee's like, no,
fuck you, I'm still doing this. I'm still gonna pollinate
this this bubble gum. He's a fucking bubble gum bee.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
So when you're just wrong and you won't admit that
you're wrong, you're a fucking bubblegum bee. Don't be a
bubble gum bee.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
That's ridiculous and I love it a triple bad. Uh.
If you went to a childhood cancer ward, they try
to cheer you up, you're just your fucking everything about
you is sad. Yeah, even the cancer kids.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, for you, Dick, you'd be the make a Wish
situation in the make a Wish situation that you were
trying to throw for someone else.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
You walk in there and some kid with no hair
looks at you and goes, hey.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Buddy, it's like a comedians comedian. You're a make a wishes,
Make a wish.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
The kids are trying to patch Adams you.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Um, I had Grab a fucking sponge. This guy's just messy,
Steve Smith, Grab a fucking sponge. This guy, I mean,
maybe you're maybe you're at the restaurant. Grab a fucking sponge.
Somebody spills something.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Grab one.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
There you get in a little messy situation, Grab a sponge. Bro,
you're a little too deep into debt with the mob.
Grab a fucking sponge. This guy he's gonna need it.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Fucking Lock it up, bud yep, lock it up.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
What else you got?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Uh, let's see what else did I write down here?
Strippers wouldn't even be nice to you.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Uh, if I needed Chilis, you'd be Applebee's.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, that's really mean.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Be like, yeah, dude, you just fucking miss the mark.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Calling somebody Mowgli. Just you're a pharaoh. Motherfucker. Dude, you animal?
Were you raised by wolves?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Why do you acting like that? You gotta settle the
fuck down, Mowgli.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
I immediately thought of one person, who do you think
it is?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
The Jungle Book?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
No? One person we know who? Former godfather of the podcast,
Curtis Jakes.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
He's fuckingg He's gotten a lot better, but he went
this Mowgli phase.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Most feral person I've ever known also had. Luca Trade
has more support than you. It's like, fucking nobody likes you.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
But nobody does, but La might like you. Yeah, you
gotta go to La to get love.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
This. It was a little topical too. This is my
last one. Was they asked the pope to bless you
and he decided to die instead.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I had one last one too.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Hopefully by the time that's I guess not hopefully that
sounds kind of yeah, but by the time this comes out,
that'll make a lot more sense.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
But as a Notre dame and devout Catholic. You should
be rooting for the pope.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Hey, you know I use humor to cope.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Okay, well, shout to the Pope.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Pope Francis Francis has nailed it. Pope frank Pope Frankie, Frankie,
Pope Frankie, although he's Argentinian, which might mean German.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
We're gonna need a new pope soon.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Pull Frankiocho. He's a god. No spider choose the waste
management company, but.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
He changed his name to.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
He'd be frank chose pope name because you have to
have like like. Popes are also like numbered too, so
like Pope Frankiocho. That's perfect.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Wait isn't this somebody just said Pope Francis.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Pope Francis Vicente Ocho the third or the he.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Just he just skips Francis.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Right there, frances Vicente seven exists.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
He's a pope. He can do whatever he wants.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
He's in charge. Like he talked to God and God
said it was tight.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
He's there.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
He took all eight legs, went up to the Lord.
The Lord said it's fine, Hey, don't worry. Forget about it.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I got no eight new pillows of the Catholic Church. Look, God,
it'd be real shame, real shame if you didn't let
me name myself whatever I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
And God's like, all right, dude, you're in charge now.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I vote for.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Last insult that we can try out that I came
up with is just sham wow. Calling someone a sham wauer.
And that just means, like you seem like a guy
that would beat up a hooker, because like you seem
like a real scumbag the first off gets hookers and
secondly just beats up hookers all because that was what
I think was. Vince was the sham wow guy and

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he got arrested.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
For beating up a hooker.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
So don't be events unless you're playing Grand Theft Auto.
And that's I'm a video game. It's a video game.
But like I was a sham wower when I played
Grand Theft Auto, don't be a sham wower in real life.
Rudy Giuliani, sham wow guy, A little bit on Borat

(42:22):
on borat he was on borread he was. But yeah,
those are those are some insults. New insults just drop, babe, babe, babe.
New insults just drop. Let's try them out.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
So what you gotta do? Try those out? Let us
know how they go. All right, what else do we have?
Try the syrup suckers.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
They're not gonna be too cool about it. They also
my mentions, we're pretty brutal. All weekend. I did not
mute conversations because I'm a man. I take my licks.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Congrats on the All Star Game guys.

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Yeah, but also I just like you didn't Canada glad.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
We had to be missing our best defenseman for you
to beat us.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, we had excuses built in. But oh cool, you
lost an aggregate.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I haven't seen soccer. This was the Champions League. You
ain't advancing, buddy. If we beat him by two, they
beat us by one. If you look at that, we
beat him by one. Yeah, yeah, all right, moving on,
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Pinch you know, how do you know? You can't even tell?

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Right after Saint Patti's a couple weeks after that, it's
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Speaker 4 (44:14):
It is April fool somewhere at all times. Why can't
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Groundhog set, it's gonna get it's gonna get warm soon.
Get the PTG logo shorts. Always give my daughter a bath,
and you kind of have to change when you're doing
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You think we gonna do that, We'll see about that.

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Okay, splash the turn but yeah.

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Speaker 4 (46:02):
Our first comeback kid this week is Yetti Coolers. I
don't know why, but YETI Coolers was mentioned in and
if like I know, we're recording this on Wednesday. So
if you follow the world of sports, you probably saw
Steve Smith, senior former Panther and Raven was added as

(46:24):
being uh.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Being a coucker. He's a cucker. He's not the cookie,
not the kokie, the cocker. He is a cucker Spaniel
as they call him. That's a new one. Like you
seem like a guy that's gonna cheat on somebody has wife,
that's what.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, he was married it's a cocker Spaniel. But Yedie
Coolers was this guy tagged? I'm trying to pull it up.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Let me see.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I just assumed like there was a bunch of random
tags in there. Of course you tag AB because you're like,
AB's gonna get this out there. Yeah, as well, you
know you gotta do it. But like I I, what
was it. I think like shady rays were in there.
I just assumed it was. Everybody that's been a sponsor
of him assumed, But like, I haven't seen anything about

(47:08):
that being true. I think this guy was just kind
of manic and going through it and just started tagging.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
He basically was like, my wife has been cheating on
me with X NFL wide receiver Steve Smith Taylor made,
and then like four other brands were tagged. NFL Network
was tagged, the Ravens were tagged, the Panthers were tagged,
and then yeah GEDI Coolers who still have not responded.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
To there's silences.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It says a lot, says a lot. Is YETI procock?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I think so the official cooler of cucks of.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Hot wives everywhere, because if you're.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Gonna sit there and watch your wife get banged you're
gonna want a cold beverage.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
That would be a really funny commercial. That's that's the
way they get out. That would be genius marketing. But yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
He screenshoted some stuff, so he got his wife's phone
and screenshot and then sent it to himself and.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Robert, do you want to read him to the group?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
So it's just basically things like she's saying, so now
you're teasing me, you look stunning about to go to work,
getting a little chuck, And that's what he's saying to her,
getting a little chunky. And that's him sending a picture
of himself. And then she's talking about gagging on him.
He's talking about blowing in her. She's saying he's going
to rearrange your eud, all those things, and yeah, we

(48:30):
don't really have to get too far into.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
It, but you get it.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
It was a couple that's sexting and she was part
of the Raven's band and he said later on that
she licked his wife's but I believe is what Steve
Smith said yesterday the day before that, retorting that. So
he looks like his wife was aware of this, and
he thought was like, maybe was it was a threesome

(48:52):
thing that was going on and he was just texting
her on the side. Either way, if your girl does this, Robert,
you find out about it, is your first move to
go to tell everybody online that a professional athlete just
fucked your girl.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah, I would probably be pretty quiet about that. Also,
I'd be very mad. I would have some words. I
wouldn't shamwiw the wife if if you see that, Manning,
I'd still be fucking pessic.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You're my You're my favorite, my favorite athlete of all time?
How could you do this?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
They say, don't meet your heroes. What they really should
say is don't let your wife meet your heroes.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Don't let whoy fuck your heroes. Yeah, that's what they
do say.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
So that's a new one, they say, brand new one.
At least this guy wasn't being a bubblegum bee. He
was pretty upfront about it. He's like, yeah, this is
a situation I got. We had to call him, and
he should call get him a sponge. Should get get
the guy a fucking sponge. Probably clean up his wife too.
But yeah, but that was a weird, like I had

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kind of been off the grid a little bit, just
wasn't really on my phone all weekend and then Sunday
night checked it. I was like, what the fuck? That
was all it was? And so that was an interesting,
interesting turn of events. It was a slow sports weekend, and.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
The Internet answered.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
The Internet did answer, and they stepped up. But Yeddie Coolers,
what do you have to say for yourselves? Take a
stand or put an add out, do something.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Maybe lean into it, like I said.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Do something. You gotta do something.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
It's just it's just as shameful behavior.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, yeah, you know what this dude is though.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
He's a glass jar because he's telling all the secrets
he can't. I mean, he's rightfully bad, but he's spilling
all of his own secrets. Now they're like, hey, my
wife fucked Steve Smith.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
What the fuck can you imagine? You're just like you
know them and you're getting on Facebook one night and
you just start and you're like, you're the first guy
that saw You're like, what now do you like that post?
Or do you comment? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Bro, he's not a Hall of Famer yet, is he?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Steve Smith?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I don't think he got in yout.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
No, but he will be well that could be forever.
I mean, seeing this this year's class, people will forget
about this in three weeks. Also, there's worse people in
the Hall of Fame. Pretty sure OJ's in the Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
What's whereas fellas all allegedly double murdering people or which
you were found innocent of in a court of law,
or fucking someone's wife that was in the band of
the team you played on. Pretty close if you ask me.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I mean, I'm sure people are gonna say it anyway.
I mean Brett Farv's in the Hall of Fame. Bet
five is he got caught in a similar situation plus
some other situation since then, you know what.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Say all you want about OJ.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
But Steve Smith never rushed for two thousand yards in
a fourteen game season.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's true. Peyton mannings in the Hall of Fame. He
hit a bunch of kids.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
With footballs, Yeah he did, true, Eli would never Maybe
his brother's paying for his brother's sense.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Eli tried to hit the kids with footballs and he missed.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
No, No, he didn't, No, he didn't stop it.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Also back this week is emergency contacts. Have y'all seen
the trend of today? Bodies everybody's doing. It's like you're
y'all on the TikTok. I tell you guys, what the
you this are doing. I'm trying to watch this.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah, let me know about the youths.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
So emergency contact is like I can't believe this is
my emergency contact.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
And it's like somebody doing.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Something silly, or like your husband dancing in the pool,
but it's like the reflection of the pool makes it
look like his bodies on one side and the heads
on the other side.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
This is my emergency contact.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Or I did see one video of that. Yeah, okay,
it makes sense now more than that, it's a trend.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Your husband trying to like the husband trying to play
with a bear that he found at the forest while
they're camping. It's like, this is my emergency contact. Just
somebody doing something stupid, and then a bunch of people
that aren't like that funny figured out the trend.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
We like I want to do it too, and it's
just like, oh no, this is my Look, this is
my emergency contact. And the guy's just like running around
the room like look this guy did that guy.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
So it's like a shitty version of the Harlem shake
kind of.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
But the funny ones are really funny.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
The not funny ones, like a funny one would be like,
this is my emergency contact, and then you cut to
a video of making your wife laugh so hard that
she peas, no, we.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Need to start making really bad ones.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Maybe that'll be I'm gonna start getting you guys to
do certain like just do like a at the restaurant,
just drop a spoon, like this is our emergency contact.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
What I must should do one and like I said
that this might and then just put in any any
clip from this show, Yeah, just any fucking.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Well, if somebody had tweeted she I think she like
she was showing me it.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
But somebody tweet is my emergency contact? Or Carl's boomerangs.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
We were like, I can't be trusted with guns because
I would use them for bits and we all know
that bits are funnier if the guns loaded. And somebody's like,
this is my emergency contact, and.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
They said that Alc Baldwin, no, no, and it's He
yelled at a guy that was like a Trump impersonator
and was like, I'll parding you for the murder.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
And he was like, if this camera wasn't in my
face right now. I'd snap your fucking neck right fucking
now and break your fucking neck.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah like that. He's not the guy to because he's
crazy enough he'll fucking hit you.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Or shoot you.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Well, I don't think they let him have guns anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
He just playing on the prop guy.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
They all future guns for him will be c g
I did just for safety.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
He's got to have the wooden gun from the other guys.
He'd probably still whip you with it. He whips you
with it. But emergency contacts are back. Do some wacky,
do some wacky.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
But this is my emergency contact. Everybody's send us your
worst emergency contact videos. Will make a montage.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I don't have a video, but I can do that
and then clip in the photo where my dad's sitting
next to my uncle and his balls hanging out at
the bottom of the shorts.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, we're like there were something that were just post
that one on Probably I'll do it on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Everything on Twitter. I see five murders a day on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Everything happens there on X But yeah, like it'll be
like the dad or the husband will be like sleeping
on a couch.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Like this is my emergency contact.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, Dad's like to take it seems like a safe
thing to do. It's like one of the top three
defining characteristics of a dad is the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Next Yeah, but emergency contacts are back. So it's been
on TikTok I guess recently. Then that means you'll see
it on Instagram. I'm like a week, a week or two, Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Is coming out.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yeah, that is what I've been seeing all of a lot.
And then the dude that plays piano and walks away
when people sing.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
That's my favorite part.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
It's it's not it probably shouldn't be as funny as
it is, but I laugh at every single one of them.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Just anytime you get to watch someone get embarrassed who
thinks they're the main character. It's great because you know.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
What, this guy playing piano in public, I should sing
along with him.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
He would really enjoy if I came up and started
singing and took some of his spotlight and.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Then he's like, nope, I'm out.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
But yeah, emergency contacts shout out and also back this
week report cards would report.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
The NFL released their annual It's the NFLPA. They give
a report card to every team upon different different categories.
There's treatment of families, food, dining, nutrition is head coach,
locker room, all that kind of stuff. One of the
main ones that stuck out to me was from your
New York Giants. Okay, they share a stadium with the

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New York Jets, do they not?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
They do MetLife Stadium.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Why did the Giants get a C minus for the
locker room and the Jets got a D plus. It's
the same fucking locker room. Well, it's the same exact
locker rooms.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Actually not the same locker room. They have their own
locker rooms.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
But it's all of the players of the league from
the NFLPA voting in on it. So I guess it.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I would.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I thought they do go on opposing side locker rooms,
don't they? They never? They don't share locker room.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Though they have them on like the same home side.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
But then if they play, you get to go to
the visitor locker room if you're the away team.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
When's the last time they played?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Preseason? Every year?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
So yeah, so one game year. Other than that, they
do share years something. So they do share a locker room,
though they.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Don't like like the Giants locker room when the Giants
are not in. It is not the Jets locker room.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Oh it's not.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
They have Like if you've been to the Energy Stadium,
have you been to like the locker rooms many years?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
They're like no, I'm not fucking well.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Like in high school football and high schootball, like if
you played at Energy, you would play in the They.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Would have other locker rooms. Like there's a Rodeo locker room.
I told you guys about it, going about that in
my situation story a couple of weeks ago, Like there's
a Rodeo locker room, but that's not the Texans locker room.
And then there's like four or five other locker rooms
that are for other things. Okayed, Like if it's a
shared I would imagine the Rams and the Chargers have

(58:07):
the same thing where it's the same locker room set up. Maybe,
but it's not the exact sit because then like where
do you put your shit? If you wanted to go
work out the facility, you would have to be able
to go work out at the facility and you go
to your locker. So they keep that stuff. But I
also think, like do you maybe it's the locker room culture.
Maybe the Giants locker room culture was better the Jets

(58:31):
locker room culture because I would say so because they
didn't fire their coast definitely in the beginning of the season,
and then have a drug addict quarterback try and just
hold the whole team hostage.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
And bring your quarterback and you can say these I
still love him. You can say I still love bread quarterback.
It's tripping balls for the fucking Vikings.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yeah, your quarterback is just tripping balls being like bringing
Duvante Adams and bringing this and bringing this and do this.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Like, turns out people might not like that.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Also, I wonder if this vote happened after they let
him go, because apparently a lot of the players were
angry they're not re signing Aaron Yeah, what was their
defensive tackle? He after the news came out, he just
tweeted out a thumbs down. He just tweeted thumbs down,
and then the head coach got asked about it, which

(59:20):
is what you got to love about media in twenty
twenty five. Your player tweeted a thumbs down.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
That seems bad.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Are you really asking me about a fucking tweet? Yeah?
Yeah they were, but uh yeah, you know what at
least your team did not have the lowest rated owner,
so you got to be happy about that. I guess
the Jets were the worst though. Yes they had an F.
I think there was one other team with an F
for the owner. Nope, just a couple of d pluses.

(59:49):
And also, it's bullshit they show the Packers have a
rating for owner. We don't. We don't have an owner.
I'm an Well, I guess I got an So I
guess I'm doing a great because I'm an owner. I'm
a great owner. Yeah, Jerry Jones gotta be which is
just a fucking absurd well, but yeah, if you got
to check it out, it's afraid of him. You know.
I'm already starting to miss football, So this is a

(01:00:11):
nice little They trickle it out well beginning of the week,
it's you get excited because it's combined week, but nothing
happens all the end of the week, so they drop
this give you a little taste. I think tomorrow they
start doing drills on the field, so it'll give me
something to watch in the morning. I'm already getting jacked
back up for football.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I'm not I'm just gonna take a little vacation from football.
For a little bit, and it's like normally i'd be like, oh, cool, baseball,
But I'm not ready for baseball either.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
But you were just in the World Series.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Your team was in the World Series.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I was so mad at I didn't watch the end
of the World Series. I didn't watch the final games
of the World Series because I was that fucking pissed
at the dumb shit that our dumb manager that just
got repaid to sign up again that doesn't know how
to manage a bullpen where it's shit, is gonna fucking
do the same shit again. Like, yeah, cool, when you
pay a bunch of money, you can get a bunch
of good guys. They're gonna get you in the postseason,
but they're not gonna in you anything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, but you guys canna have beards now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah, but beards are back, because that's really.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah, I mean that's our next. Just absolutely shameful by
the Yankees. You don't stand for tradition, You don't, You
don't have any morals anymore. You're just gonna let these
guys run around looking all no fucking bearded.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
No, they do stand for tradition, apparently not. Well, they
have some other. That means that they'll get rid of
the uniforms.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Stop the worst, it's the best Betif is Nester Cortez
gonna grow a beard, is he still gonna have on
the Brewer? Oh that's right, Yeah, he's not. Even It's
crazy how every time you guys get a good picture,
then all of a sudden he sucks very quickly, gonna
get rid of him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
He was good, he said we were the better team. Yeah,
all right, dude fucking pitched to Freddie freemangster.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Cortez just Joba chamber.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
But this guy a fucking sponge. This guy a fucking sponge.
You bubblegum bee bitch. Yeah you know anymore? Yeah, you guys,
it's use. Guys have no leadership.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
No, it's Devin Williams. Shot at Devin Williams. He was
just like, hey, I have this beard.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, you guys cave to a new to a free
agent signing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
He was a trade part of the nest of quartetial.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Okay, a trade signing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
This guy like acts like he knows baseball, doesn't know
fucking puck season, doesn't know anything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I somehow learned.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
George would never George would be rolling over in his grave.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I think he probably would. I think he probably would.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
George would straight up fire his sons if he was
still alive right now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Oh George would.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
I just wish, Oh, George would do so many things differently.
He would be we'd be better.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Bard's get the fuck out of my office.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Like I like what people do with Larry David as
George Steinbrenner. Remember, So that's not what He didn't sound
like that at all. It wasn't even close. But it's
funny when people think that that's what George Brenner sounded like. No,
but we would have won the World Series last year.
We would have got all the Japanese players, we would
have gotten all the good sign all the good signings,
and he would just fired. Like I don't know if

(01:02:50):
Boone would be our manager, but he would have been
fired and then rehired like three times already by now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Think about it this way that he did. Love.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
That was a cool thing that that George did. He's like,
you know, what, fuck you you're firing Billy Martin.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
You're fired. Twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Later, Hey we're bringing Billy all right, Look we got
another guy, but he sucks. We brought you back. You
know what, fuck you, You're fired.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Think about it this way, Okay. You know how guys
put EyeBlack underneath their eyes because it'll like help block
out and they can see better. Maybe we don't know.
Maybe Judge is gonna have a really dark beard, so
next time there's a line drive to center, maybe it'll
take some of the light away and he can actually
see the ball and not drop it in the World Series.
Shut up, he's better now, Bregman went deep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I don't care, So I don't care. Yeah, well you
your other team get away?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
How dare you let him go to my other team?
I'm happy?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Is two teams. If you have two teams, you don't
have one. If you have two teams, you don't have one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
You fucking feels like I have Bandwagoner. They're gonna they're
not gonna do ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
It will be super frustrating. Though, for the first time
in like sixty years, Bregman gets off to a hot start.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I hope, I hope he also isn't good this year too.
I think he'll hope. He's just good enough to piss
you off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
One way, he's gonna fucking take Garrett cold deep.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Makes you mad past two teams, Robert, No, why.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Does it were you that, as a Yankees fan that
one of the cornerstone pieces from the team that has
absolutely owned you in the postseason for the last five
years went to your division rival and he's gonna teach
them how to own you in the postseason. No, not
at all, not at all, not even a little worried. Nope,
everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Nope. Not worried about the Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Also, I don't care. I fucking do not care about
the Yankees. Do not care. I fucking It's like I
love them, but I hate them so much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
You sound like all of my cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Right, I hate them so much. The Cowboys weren't good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
They were in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Yeah, but the Yankees were good last year.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Weren't that good? They lost his second.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Best team in baseball?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yes, first loser.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Okay, Yeah, I wasn't happy with that. So I'm out
on them right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Billion dollars to a guy that can't catch a fly ball.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
He can catch more most of them he catches.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
And you let you let your good play he catches.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
More than he does. I don't even for I don't
even know who you're talking about. I forgot about one.
So who the fuck is that guy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
What did you see that clip? Some dude is like,
I guess he's a streamer and he's watching the preseason
game and he's a Yankees face, like sod's got a fuck,
he ain't gotta do ship first. That bad home run
he took it. He's like, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Real cool dude, fucking shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
It has been nice though, just seeing seeing the grass
out there flipping on like middle of the day. Some
just bullshit spring training games are going on. You're like,
balling grass that looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Follow online. I don't. I'm I'm in a hockey season.
I've been in hockey.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Fucking the league is so scared of the Astros. They
made us play two games simultaneously the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
They do that every year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
I've never seen it. I've covered the thing as a
split squad day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Like I think they're doing it again in two weeks.
It's the Phillies.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I want to say, I haven't heard of any other
teams doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
They'm doing. I guess you know spring training is the
time to try it new rules.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yeah, I mean, it's just it's it's a culture thing
with the Ashleys. Will take anyone any time, and we
don't change who we are. I mean the Yankees change
who they are. Well now they're why you guys can't
put it all together anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
They're only playing New York New York when they when
they win, now, which I think they should have only been.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Doing some more tradition that you guys are taking out Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Well, now you don't lose and hear new York New
New York. Although I think it was e Liza Minellia
whoever we put the lady version of it for when
they lost.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
We're just kind of fitting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
We're like, ha ha, girls, the girls can play ball too.
Don't forget anybody my girl dad. That was just a joke,
just a joke. Girls can play just as good or better.
By the way, how have we made it this far?
Made an hour in shout out Diane Trossi the Goat,
the goat before the goat. Who's Caitlin Clark? She retired
part of the eighteenth amendments, My two time champion. She

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was on one of them the first year.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Wait it's the middle of the season.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Well not no.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
See basketball clips all I just saw Angel Rees getting
stuffed at the rim.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
That was the three on three one that everybody watches.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Oh yeah, you don't watch the three on three Ladies tournament, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
No, I really, all I've seen of it is like
Angel Rees clapping in people's faces and then fouling them
because she can't defend them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
She has a burger kick meil though. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I just see all the clips of guys like
trying to put their cups in the thing and just missing. No,
but I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Want she with her cereal, like I got to Angel
Cereal just miss.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
They try and poort in the bowl and they're just
missing the counter completely.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Hap I got fifteen rebounds, Cools.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
We're not anti w NBA or more pro m NBA.
We are just pro Kaitlyn Clark. So in the Caitlyn
Clark and driver, we were team Caitlyn all the day,
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
And then Diana was Katie Cats. That that's what we
call Kate Cats cake Cats. I like Katie Kats. We
call her Katie us so close.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Okay, all right, that's fine. I'm quol with that. I'm
quote that proper. Can you make sure to say Katie kats.
It's just got Caitlyn Clark on it, and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
She's standing slightly above Diane to Rossi. But yeah, Diane
Rossi one of the goods. All time league WNBA scorer
and all time three point hit her and six time
gold medalists and three time champion and two time league MVP,
two time championship MVP.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Look at me, knowing stats.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
It's right off the dome right that's a two time
w NBA Fantasy League champion right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
There, your fantasy league MVP. She was not team player.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Brianna Stewart was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
She was the sixth woman on your team.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Brian Stewart was both years. I got her both years.
Fucking idiots in my league, Fucking random idiots that probably
didn't really draft their team, but I did.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Eighteenth amendments.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Knows what's up. I'm gonna run it back again this year.
Gotta go for the three peat. Build a dynasty like
it's hard. No, not not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It is. If you ask the Chief, I have literally played.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
I have literally played two w NBA Fantasy seasons one
them both.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
I basically am the w NBA should get a belt. Yeah, okay, can.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
You can we make sure to say two times w
NBA champions, but a really small fun it's just fantasy champions.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Two time WNBA Fantasy champions.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Well like it says w NBA asterisk, but then like champions,
and so people are like, oh, what what team is that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
It's like the eighteenth Amendments.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
It's just it's a fucking great name.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Oh you don't know what the eighteenth AMENTI is? Huh
And it's interesting. I guess you're not an ally. You
must have been the Patriot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
You might have to join that league this year.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
No, no, no, no, my league. No, it's my league.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
You're just scared of getting taken down by Title nine.
That's gonna be my team name.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I'm oh, fuck the title nine. It's between the eighteens
and nines.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Baby, what if I win nine in a row? Two
Title nine? Going for title nine?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
You know it's only better than when in nine or
I was eighteen in a row. It's double that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
That's true. Got you there well in sixteen years. I
hope you're doing for it, buddy. Fuck dude, I might
the end of Kaitlyn Clark's career. You're still playing w.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I haven't lost a championship since.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
I haven't played another person yet, but.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Yeah, does it help that no one changes their lineup
in the league. Yeah, I also don't very often change
my lineup.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
That would be hilarious if you had like one hundred
and sixteen transactions and the rest of the league had
like three combined.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
None, there's just none at all. It's like fantasy baseball.
That's why I can't do fantasy baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
You changed it too much, Like, oh fuck, I have
a team, and I'm like, I'm the guy that I
hate when you play fantasy football.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Hey, bro, you didn't edit your lineup, but now some
readys you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Made the playoffs, obbe because you didn't have a or
a tight end defense playing this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Week we do that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
You get two try, you get two strikes, and then
you're out and you're out of the league.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
And we've done it mid season. We're like, we replaced you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Sorry bro, Anyways, no one cares, but shout out to
the eighteenth Amendments Antiana Torossi. And then we were talking
about beards because the Yankees are getting rid of their
no beard policy, probably for Devin Williams. But because we're
talking about beards, we got to bring back mock Draft
season is week three of mock draft decision, and we're
gonna do mock draft of dudes with beards to you know,

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the the Yankees change in culture. We're gonna get get
into a part of that. These are gonna be I mean,
I would imagine most of them are probably not Yankees
since they haven't had a ton of guys with beards.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
But I don't know if their hair policy is changed.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
I kind of hope the hair policy changes, but I
don't care either way. Andrew mccutchon had to change his
had to cut his dreads to be on the Yanks.
Johnny Damon won a championship with the Yanks when he
did that, So like sometimes it worked on the wait
and you know, we've seen a habit before.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
But mock draft season, if you're new here, mock draft
season is right when football season ends. All you see
and you're seeing at the combine right now, who could
go first? Could it be a dual carter from Penn State?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Or are the Titans gonna trade Maybe they'll take schadeor
Sanders or cam Ward who knows. And then everybody just
puts a mock draft together how they think the draft
goes all it takes is one team to take somebody
that was a surprise and it focks up everything.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
But I do look at multiple mock drafts a day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
I would be crazy. If I told you I was,
I would be lying to you, and I'm not lying
to you. So I'm telling you that I do watch
mock drafts every day. But it's only fun if your
team's drafted high enough to really look at that. We
do mock drafts after the Super Bowl's over until the
draft in April. I believe Robert calculated we have eleven
weeks of this. So we're on week three of eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
And what was we have a punishment, then we have
a punishment. We were talking about a punishment.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
I think we were talking about one. We didn't decide
on anything, but we'll figure.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
That out later.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
We'll figure it out, figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Lose just to host the chickens, you have to store
the chickens. Done, all right, that's it. Last means last place,
fewest wins has to do that. So this week we
do a mock draft of dudes with beards. Last week's
results on the mock draft of SNL sketches, I was

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first with fifty percent of the vote. Pat had thirty
three percent of the vote and Robert had seventeen percent
of the vote. We're gonna go in reverse order of
last week's finish. I mean, on the season, Robert and
I both have one win. Pat has none. Uh, it's
still early. Still, I'm trying to let people know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
This week's draft or is gonna go Robert, Pat me me, Pat, Robert, Robert,
Pat me me Pat Robertson.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
It's a snake draft, mock draft of dudes with beards.
Let's go Robert one one? Who you got one one?

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
I'm going Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
It's a really good one, Oh, really good one. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I figured that would be taking pretty all right, two overall,
taking my boy JC, Doug Jesus Christ. Roberts left the
first overall pick on the board for me. Of course
I'm gonna take him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Yeah, that's the goo one I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I was hoping that one of those would fall to me,
but I absolutely understand.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
No, I know, I know, I know. I'm gonna go
with Abraham Lincoln and black Beard, the pirate known for
his beard.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
What color was it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Black?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Oh? Oh, that never clicked for me before okay, uh. Second, overall,
I mean the most iconic beards and all. Can I
take all of zz Top it's all the same beard?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Yeah, that way, because I mean if I say Billy Gibbons,
then you have to put that to the topic. So
zz Top, I'm gonna the most iconic beards and rock
and roll. Yeah, I believe you, zz Top.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
And then at Brendesy said Billy Gibbons if just one?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah, so Billy Gibbons.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
All right, two here Robert, all right, now this is
where the game begins.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, Robert's about to go off the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Do you guys?

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
I hope you guys let this through. I'm gonna go
me with a Dallas Kaiko beard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
All right, that was a damn good look for you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Get me with a Dallas Kayo beard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
I wouldn't recommend flying with that beard on. You might
get a t s a check.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
But okay, okay, that's that's that's your second pick. Your
third pick here, all right, my third pick.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Me with a money beard.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Christ Okay, back to your pat Did you have either
of those on your big board?

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I did not, Steals. There's a couple to go from here.
I think I'm gonna have to go with Gandalf. Gandolf
had a great beard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Gandolf is a good one. Gandolf's beard is pretty solid.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
It's I could never mine's too curly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I'm gonna go the other one, Dumbledore, and then I'm
gonna take Billy May's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Damn it, damn it. Billy Mays was about to be
my four.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Billy Mays had such a well kept one. It was
definitely coloring it at some point, but it was an
absolute fire beards. I got Dumbledore as my third and
Billy Mays as my last pick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Back to you, this is where it starts to get
a little bit more difficult. God, that would have been. Yeah,
say that one I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Saw off if you had Billy May's all right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Number four Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump's beard was great.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
All right, that's good. It's a good one. How was
that for Halloween one? Yeah, Robert, last pick? Wrap it up?

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
What beard are you wearing in this one?

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
All right? This one is another one you guys might
be to the it's pirate themed as well. Okay, they
got from Pirates of the Carribbe.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
And the Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, Davy Jones I'll allow it,
because I was thinking about that one too, that was yeah,
I will allow that. Davy Jones with his squid beard,
yeah all right. Not allowing it would just be anti
sea creature discrimination.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
I think so too. All right, that's our mock draft
of dudes with beards.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
We'll get to my to the honorable mentions here in
a second, but to recap it, Robert had Santa Claus,
Robert with a Dallas kaigle beard, Robert with a money beard,
and then Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
That's a winner.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
It's a pretty strong list. Pat had Jesus zz top
Gandolf and Forrest Gump, and I had Abraham Lincoln Blackbeard, Dumbledore,
and Billy Mays.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
A little black beard fact. I don't know if you
knew this. He used to put like uh wicks in
his beard so when they would like attack other ships something,
he would light them. So we had like fire going
off in his beard to intimidate other pirates.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
That is pretty intimidating.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
That's fucking metal as shit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I wouldn't fuck with that guy, all right, honorable mentions.
I took Dumbledore so I couldn't take Hagrid. But Hagrid
would have been another Harry Potter character here gone, there's
a lot of Harry Potter ones.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Mister T, Mister T.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Leonardo da Vinci had a long one.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Grizzly Adams, Carl Marx, I had Fidel Castro as one.
I really was considering taking him, but just anti dictator.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
It's a strong beard. I don't know think he's going
to Lebron going a strong beard but also Lebron.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah, he's not gonna. I'm not gonna pick Lebron.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Jack Black any civil war general. Yeah, that has to
go to honorable mentions because I don't think I could
have taken it. Yeah, and there snausers now just now
when they get a little dog beard.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
I was gonna go with Alex Beard, yeah, when he
had the beard several years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Yeah, women married to gay men, Okay, classic beard, problematic beard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I didn't put on my list.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
He wasn't on my list, but he was. He was
on the think.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
About a guy with beards, he could do He could
have done a lot of damage in that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Uh and that what was the the dad from West
Coast Choppers Mm hmm yea with the fu Man shoe beard.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
James Harden, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Beard, Bill Walton, Kimbo, Slice, Obi Wan,
Ricky Williams, Brian Wilson, one of the best baseball beers
baseball I had bearded dragons, m John Lennon. Then I
just named a bunch of musicians, John Lennon, Tom Petty,

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Chris Stapleton, Jerry Garcia, Charles Manson not a musician, uh,
Phil Collins.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I don't think of Charles Manson with the beard, though,
I still think of his clean shaven face when I
picture him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Okay, well you did have a crazy beard. He did,
so that's why I didn't pick him.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Also to Manson's yeah, the bearded lady.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Would have played well, but it's dudes with beards. I'm
a dude, He's a dude. She's a dude.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
We're all dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Everybody knows that we aren't screaming it here mankind wrestler.
And then Rick Ruben, the music producer because he's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Got a wild beard. Am I forgetting anybody?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
I think we cover hard works. I think, yeah, he
had a crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Beard, so yeah, pretty good. Also, would I've been vetoed
after Jesus I had taken God.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
I thought about going Jesus and God won too, but
I was like little, you know, a little pandury at
that point.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Yeah, trying to get through religious crows, and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Then some people would be well technically and then other
people will be technically not really and you know, we
just don't want to get into that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, yeah, right, Well, we'll post the graphic on Thursday
this week. We'll post it around three o'clock. You have
until five o'clock Friday to vote.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I totally forgot to vote on the last one. By
the time I remembered it was.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Already I saw a couple of people said that they
tried to vote, they their hand hit the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Oh so that was probably like three or four more
votes for me, it would have been.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Even yea probably, so yeah, be careful on that, but
we want your fat fingers. We do post it to Instagram,
Facebook and other platforms and you can go comment on
it and say your vote on that. But the vote
that counts is on x at passca a pod will bookmarket,
or we'll pin it to the top and go vote.
After you see the graphic, just scroll down to the

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poll vote right there, and that will determine our winner
X is the only way we tabulate the vote. So
that's our mock draft of dudes with beards.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
All right. Next up, we got the not cool segment.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
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Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
All right, let's start with some listener or viewer submitted
not cools. All you gotta do if you have a
not cool you know, if you just stub your toe,
that's not cool. If you get run over by a
bus also not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Is varying degrees of them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
This is a little vent says that we get we
may not get to every single one each week, but
we're gonna try and get through as many of them
as we can and hash or use the hashtag PTG
not cool to at pass Gray Pod on X and
that's how we find them. At pass Gary Pod hashtag
PTG not cool to make sure that we see them
on the X. Our first one comes from David Ruiz

(01:24:14):
at David underscore Ruiz ninety on Twitter, and he says,
one of my students knocked down my work laptop and
this is the end result, and it's just a broken laptop.
So he knocked it down broke. He says, I'm now
waiting for a replacement. Does the kid fail the class?
Do you fail the kid?

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
I think you give them an option fail or corporal punishment. Yeah,
bring back old school teaching.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
O get his parents, like, buy like a sick laptop.
Maybe I want a MacBook.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I'm sure it's covered by the district. I want a
cool one that. Yeah, all your work was saved on there.
You've got to save new passwords.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
And like you don't have it for a couple of
days if you have a company computer these days, Like
hold on, I was thin. I was complaining because you
every time you try and do anything here, you have
to like do a two factor authentication. I get to
there being safe, But let me tell you how many
two factor authentications I had today? One, two, three, four
or five, six, seven.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Eight nine. Two factor authentications I had to do today?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Was Jesus alone, I'd quit. I'd quit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I had to do yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
I had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
so eight or nine the last two days I've had.
And I mean it, I get it, we're safe. But
I would imagine at school you also got to do that.
And it's like anytime you disconnect from the Wi Fi,
your computer screen blanks out. You gotta do it again
anytime you try and get do it to get into
the computer so you can use it. Then you gotta

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do it to get.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
To your email, because yeah, you log in there, but
then you got a two factor authentication to do all that,
so then you got to do all that shit again
to get back in there.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
You got to get all your new log and credentials.
Like you just said, that's a pain in the ass.
It was probably, I mean I get it as an accident,
but like you gotta get the kids some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Oh yeah, you gotta fuck What great does he teach.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
One of them one of twelve? I would say, I
don't think it's kindergarten. I don't think it's first.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I think it is elementary though, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
So second through twelfth grade he might teach.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
The I mean, you gotta fuck with the kid but
at that age they might be a crier.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Yeah. Also, was it a boy or girl? It's a boy.
You can fuck with them girls, you know, little girls, Yeah, cry,
Little boys might cry too. Little girls are more leaning
towards the cry. And he did.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
You gotta tell him to get a fucking sponge, dude.
This guy a fucking sponge. Your your computer's a glass jar.
This kid's a fucking This kid's a fucking problem.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Just tell that kid, like, I'm bringing in a typewriter
and you're gonna have to type everything I say in
class for my notes.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Yeah, making them making big a court transfer.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I mean you can't actually do it, but you just
gotta put a little fear in them. Yep. Yeah yeah.
Scare just scare the child.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
That's what That's what I like. Mmm.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Hopefully it will relog into all.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Your Yeah, I would imagine they do, but still I
get you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Yeah, that sucks, dude, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
T's and ps bro, this is alex O at alex
mc thunder one on X and he says he's not cool.
Is the truck with the giant trailer that took up
a bunch of parking spots in my crowded gym parking
lot when they could have just parked in a giant
open area next door. And so he sent a picture
of it, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
If you have it on X, just throw it up there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
But it was like the trailer like that's carrying other cars.
So I had like three cars on the back of it,
and it had just taken up like five spots. And like,
I get that, you can't just like have that hanging
out there, but you gotta be like, hey, bro, maybe
I don't go to the gym with the fucking trailer
on the on the truck.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Right And like you said, there's an open area right
next door.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
You could have just gone there, but you're taking people's Yeah,
and people were weird about their gym parking.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I would have taken it as a sign and be like,
no gym today, Let's go get ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
That was what I would have also done. But that
is a solid not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Not cool Alex so on your better self and yeah,
I gotta go get ice cream. Mikey Paul add it's
just Mikey p on X says he's not cool. Is
I wasn't paying attention and I let the fire go
out while my grill was cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Oh Mikey, I hope there was no other dads around,
because you'll lose dad points.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Or I mean, now we're now, we're gonna have to
tell you those dad points. But I give you know what,
I'm blessing you with some more dad points.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Now that I as a father, like I get to
give out dad points. Like you guys don't understand this,
Like I am a father, and like until you become
a father, you just don't understand. Like you see, you
know their dad in turmoil and you're you are just
empathetic towards those dads Like you may not feel that way,
Pat and Robert, but like I as a father, I

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understand what it feels like to feel for other fathers.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
As a father, can you give out dad points to
people who aren't fathers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
If I want to, If you want to, they're my
dad points?

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
You know? Yeah? Is that like a fear that unlocks
when you have a child though of like maybe you
guys are having a barbecue, there's other families over. You're
the guy working the grill. If you let the fire
go out, Oh yeah, it's definitely. It's definitely a like
I don't want to be that guy. You can't be
that dad, then you'll never get to be grilledad again.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Then yeah, they're like, well this guy, this joker, let
the fire go out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Last time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
They'll get you a hat that says grill dad, like
girl dad, but it says grill dad. But it's xed
out because you don't get to work to grill anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
That would make you wear.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
It at all the barbecues.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
That would cut deep.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
That cut so deep you'd lose all your dad points.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Yeah, so yeah, that's definitely that sucks. And hopefully there
weren't any other dads there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Yeah, hopefully there's no other spectators.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
I mean, we've had Mikey's port candy. We put Mike's
meat in our mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Before Mike's meat, and it was delicious, succulent.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
I sometimes I stay up late at night and I
think about Mike's port candy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
When I close my eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
I just wish you'd figure out my meat. I only
want it in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Yeah, I get so wet in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Yeah, yeah, salivating for his meat. But teas and peach brother,
And I'm sure whatever you ended up making was bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Sure whatever you were cooking was bomb.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Josh Trecoddle at Joshua Tree seven one three on X
says he's not cool is work cutting my hours because
it's slow. I haven't worked forty hours or less in years,
and I need at least fifty hours a week to survive.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
That's problem in this society, guys. People are working fifty
hour jobs and they're they're fucking struggling to get along.
And that's what pisses me off the most out of
all this shit that you see going on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
People shouldn't be struggling to.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Work forty hours a week and then be struggling to
pay rent or mortgages and shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Like that pisses me off.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
And I know Josh is one of the good ones,
and he fucking he doesn't bitch about it all the time.
He just puts his head down, goes out there, grinds
it out for his family and then then tries to
make shit work. And now they're fucking with them. Now
they're fucking with him and Teas and Peach Brother. Well,
we'll get you in on the chicken business.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I'll about saying, maybe get some chickens, cut down on
the egg costs.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Get in on the tch chicken business. Bro go in
with us. We'll name a tree. Will name a chicken tree,
chicken tree.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
We'll just put all the chickens up in the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
No, it is name. The chicken will be named a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Oh yeah, I like that tree. Get over here, you
little fucker.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
All of our investors can name a chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Besides Pico and Paco Guy and little Jerry, Little Jerry.
But those are the roosters. But you can also pay
to get we can't get more roosters, then it's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Yeah, we gotta keep the ratio sick because there's four
corners of your shed. Got I gotta have at least
three hens or rooster man, I gotta have that sick ratio.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
It's four corners of your shed. So we have to
have four roosters man in the corners their.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Body unless we just let them all go up in
the tree. No, we don't have a tree. I got
a tree in my backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
No, but is that where your shed is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
It's next to the shed. You can have some tree.
The roosters can sleep in the tree. The hens need
to be in the shed. They're protected in there. The
rooster's taking fair for themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Well, we had to have a couple of them guard
in the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Well, yeah, they can jump to see the tree. You know,
it's a tree, so it's tall like an area of view.
Anything comes near the front, damn dive bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Can you build a crow's nesk or a rooster's nest? If?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
I may, for sure call the tree the nest?

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Take a pirate flag, but it's a chicken's call hell yeah,
and chicken bones.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
That'd be cool. Probably that'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
A good name for one of the roosters bones.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Could we make it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
But only investors can name it that though. However, do
you think we could make a shirt that's got like
a chicken pirate flag, pirate chicken, really thin buns, really
small thin buns, eye patch, chicken with an eye patch?

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
What would it have on its shoulder to be a parrot?

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
An egg?

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
It's just it's just a skeleton baby chicken on it
should Yeah, it's just an egg with an eye patch.
That's what's on his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
I'd get him talking, for sure, the peg, egg, teas
and peas. Josh, that fucking sucks, man, And I hope
it gets better for you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Bud Love you Boddy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Who wants to go first with Arnot Cools?

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Ah, well, I got a couple. One of them was
just I had to go to pick up some booze
for the restaurant the other day and I pull into
the Specs and there's the first parking spot that the
guy was mostly in. It was a truck, but he
was about six inches over the line into the second

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parking spot. So I was like, well, I'm not gonna
park in that one. I park in the third. I
go inside and I come out. Some asshole had taken
his car and wedged it between us into that second spot.
But in order to do so, he had to wedge
it so close that I couldn't open my door. Like literally,
if I opened my door, I don't think it could
have opened more than two inches. Obviously, I'm a little

(01:33:58):
bit wider than two inches. Bit cars running and there's
someone in the passenger seat, I'm like hey, like trying
to wave at him to be like, move the fucking
car so I can get it. I couldn't really see,
and it was really tinted, and they kind of seemed
like they were passed out, to be honest. So then
I had to go in. And I have a Corolla.

(01:34:19):
It's comfortable enough driving, but when I have to climb
in through the passenger I had literally had to like
climb in, put my right knee on the passenger seat,
tuck this leg up to my chest, pull it up,
put it over into the driver's side, lean over, then
take this leg and like tuck it and like pull
my foot inside to then get it. Took me two
minutes to crawl into my fucking cars.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
I was did you knock on the door?

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
No? No, because I was, I waved and like I said,
they kind of seemed like they're passed out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Knock and be like move the fucking car.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
What did you guys do? What did you think you
were doing?

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
Bully? How fast did you think you were going to
be in the store that I was able to pick
up my wholesale order, fill out the forms and come
out like my cars are car. At that time, I
was angry. I like part of me was like, I
hope I hit this car backing out, so it'll be
their fault. They're in my parking.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
You should have backed out with your like key, Aaron
tak taking like your house key and just backed out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Well after I backed out, what I should have done
is parked right behind them and then just put my
balls on the passengers.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Sitting, Well, you should have sat in your passenger seat again,
and then just like sorry, sorry, does it suck that
you can't go anywhere now?

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
If that's really I did have to get back to
work though, so couldn't really be petty like that. And
my other not cool but glue and the key was
I've had like five people in the last two days
at work ask what's wrong with my face? Because I
woke up with like a bug bite. Hmm. Yeah. Just
the first question I got was did your girlfriend beat you?

(01:35:50):
And I was like, no, I'm not dating a Latin.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
You to think I am.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
That one too, but uh, but yeah, it's just been
super It's just there. I just a giant red spott
on my face. Yeah, not a lot I can do
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
That does sack this guy who liked a couple of
days where it's obvious and then it's slowly subsides.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
I'm hoping it'll start to subside it. There wasn't really
any less noticeable today, but you know, I mean, I
soap my face in the shower what more do you
want from me?

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
A loofah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Maybe I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
This guy a fucking sponge.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Sponge basically is a loofah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Yeah, it is literally.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Careful not to use the wrong side. Might scrape up
your face.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
But that exfoliates. Ooh, it's good. It spin zone.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Scratchy, then soft yep Robert, which you got.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Yeah, speaking of water, I've been dealing with very low
water pressure in the bathroom sink.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
You dealt with this before, hadn't you?

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Yeah, something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Was it your shower maybe if you're dealing with that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
I can't remember, eather, but yeah, this is the bathroom's
been going on for a while, and and I just
couldn't take out the faucet the aerator as we plumbers
call it, by the way, I just could not take
the aerrator off, Like I couldn't do a bare handed.
I got like, even put some gloves on to try
to get a better grip. Caudn't take it off. I decided,

(01:37:15):
I'm buy I need pliers to do this. I have plers,
but they're not wide enough, so I needed to buy
another pair of plyers. I did that on Sunday night.
They were gonna get here Monday, and I saw that
they were off for delivery some guy named Thomas. Like
I was looking throughout the day eight stops away on
the same street, so it would be here in an

(01:37:37):
hour or so. It never shut up, Like at seven pm,
I saw that the guy was like two ninety west,
like Jersey Village, Jersey Village, that area is over there.
I'm like, God, this is this is not getting delivered today.
It wasn't delivered that day. Next day Tuesday, like oh sorry,

(01:37:58):
there's a delay process it. Now, it'll be delivered today
Tuesday wasn't delivered Tuesday. And I specifically ordered these players
because they wouldn't get here the next day. Like I
had the work thing to do, so I'm like, I
can't go out and run out and get any So
it was get here Monday, It'll be fine. What I
ended up doing was buying a second pair last night.

(01:38:20):
And that pair has arrived. That arrived it right today?
Was it fucking Thomas know some other but.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I love how it didn't arrive online ordering, so he
online ordered another one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Yeah, done that, I've done that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
I would have just gone to an ace hardware at
that point.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
No, because then you're like, I've already in it. I
don't want to go anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
I've committed to not going anywhere. I want it here now,
but I'm not going to acquire it now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
If you can go buy the physical one, then you
can just bring it right back there and return it.
You don't have to online return which.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
But you know we don't do that, so that doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have even online or in person
return to the second pair.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Hey, well you know what, now you can give someone
IRUs as a gift.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
No, I canceled the original order never arrived.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Oh okay, yeah that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
I was able to just cancel that one and immediately,
like I put the plyers on the aerator, gave the
pressure of like opening a door knob, and it twisted
just like I needed the right tool.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
I could have used my hands like I was using
wittle hands can the airwaighto.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
And it would turn red like on the like the corners.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Yeah, I'm like, I.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Can't do it, just a little tool. It just takes
sometimes clean that out water pressure, so much water pressure.
I don't even know what to do with it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Dude, you just like you're getting just blown back by
Yeah no, whoa settle down, splashing, got me a sponge.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Sinks excited.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
You're happy to see it, got to clean out the pipes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Well, at least it worked out in the end for you.
I'm happy for that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
But the problems that is the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
I'm like, you were just the guy like in the
meme where you're standing by the blinds, he's waiting, like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Fucking where's Thomas. Fucks Thomas, what are you doing? Dude?
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
That blows? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I have a couple My idea expired.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
I got older, and I don't know, at a certain
age after you're twenty one, I think you don't have
to do it until like every five years or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
And then like when was it issued? This was issued
in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Until twenty thirty, baby, fuck this is this is in.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Twenty nineteen, so that's six years. I didn't fucking need
to worry about it or ever even think about it.
I just had this same bad boy right here. It
was just like done, and I was getting a prescription
filled and the guy was cool. He's like, Hey, I'm
just wanting to let you know I'm technically not supposed
to be able to do this because your ideas expired,
but like I know you, like I know you come
here enough, so like you're good, And I was all right,

(01:40:58):
Federal Music, just bring a bring a passport and next
time you can get it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
It's gotcha. But then like really they're not cool. It's
just then like I have to go do the DMV thing,
and I hope I can do it online, but I
think that since it's expired, I may have to do
it in person because I feel like you can do
it if you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
It's like every other one they make it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
When was the last time you looked at the exploration
date on your ID? Everybody do that right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Now, about fifty six seconds ago. Do that right now,
look at when your ID expires. Make sure that you're
not caught in that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
I've had it at bars happen like before, where they're like, hey,
your ID has expired. I can't accept them like it
does like, hey, guess what my idea does? It tells
you how old I am. Like, this is not me
operating a car. I'm not operating a car at the bar.
I'm trying to buy a drink. You asked how like
you need proof of how old I am. This is
the proof, like, this is it? It does not like
if it is expired, I am still that age.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Yeah, but you know what people do is they take
their expired ones and they sell them or give them
to other things.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
That's why they snip them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Why they snip them so you can't you can't use
this anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
But if nobody had snipped it yet true, and I'm
sure they always use the language valid ID. Yeah they do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
That's bullshit though. It's like you can clearly see this
is me and.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
So right now is he invalid? Are you invalid?

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Without a driving I'm alwaysalid, but more so than ever
right now, more so than ever. I was just out
here riding dirty my Uh yeah, Adam the cop and
needed to give me like a get a jail free
card thing that you guys have. No, it's cool, it's
a get a jail free card. This is from Monopoly, sir.

(01:42:37):
Fuck dude, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Maybe if you do get one, and like, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
You just get a ticket, like they don't do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
It's not much. And I think if you get your
like ID renewed in a certain amount of time the ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Goes, I just run.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
But if you do get pulled over, you should give
them your ID and have a get out of jail
free card like attach to the back of it, like
you're trying to slip them a bribe. They're just like,
this was a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
I have those Challenge coins that I've had I've gotten
from people in there, and they're in my passengers are
They're in like my glove compartment.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Like what if I just whipped out like a police one.
I'm like, here you go, like, what is what am
I gonna do with this? You get pulled over on
the ride home today and you're like, but it's Wednesday,
opposite day, so that is valid.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
I was thinking about the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
It'd be funny to have the Challenge flags which put
this in the See if we can put this in
the store, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Challenge flags for your car.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
So like, if you get pulled over by a cop
and he's like, you know fast you're going, you feel
like you were going less fast than he said you are,
be like challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
He's like, all right, flag radar.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Fuck, well, let's go look at it. Let's go to
the booth.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
I have all the rights to see this footage.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
After reviewing the speed the infractor was in fact speeding,
you will now be taking your license is taken. You
charged the time out?

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
What does that even mean? You go in jail? But yeah,
my IDB expired. Sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
It's just when you have a chore like the DMV
like over your head now, which is what I have
where that's that's that afternoon now at least chores. Now
I don't get to just go home and hang out
with the dog and the baby and and my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
I get to go to fucking seat the d m B.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
God forbid. You can't like book an online like time
and you have to just go stand in lines.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
Does anybody work at a d MV is listening? Hit
me up? Hit me up. Let me going like the
back door area and be like yo at the black market.
I mean you were almost may I was a candidate
for mayor, and I you know what, on my next
run for mayor, which I feel like I'm gonna run
it back and run it back this time, I will

(01:44:40):
vow to get firefighters NFL locker rooms. That'll be what
I run on. Firefighters love politics.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
They'll fucking and women love firefighters. So well.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
I mean we I love firefighters.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
Firefighters rock, they keep they fight fires, bro, And I
will also do that for any police officers that let
me off.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Can I be your head of Doge Doah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Sure? Dude, Hell yeah, Robert, what do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Communications director? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
You just you have to spin whatever I'd said. That
gets people mad, but you get to spin it in
a good way.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
Roberts is up there at the podium. What do you
think about Mayor Middleton's decision this last week?

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
I don't know. He didn't he didn't say they were
a bitch. He was saying that they could have done
things better.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
I actually wasn't listening. I was getting ready to listen
to a preseason Astros baseball game, so.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Tape delay at game on the radio. All right. My
other not cool is my cholesterol.

Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
I went to the doctor last.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
Week, Fatty and I have bad cholesterol and they were
like telling me all this stuff, and you do now.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
One of the things was cut out alcohol. Yeah, okay, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
Okay, doc, what else do we do?

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. Yeah okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
So so yeah, I am I'm a high cholesterol guy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Now neat and I didn't get on medicine. I was like,
I'm gonna work out. I'm just gonna go back to
I'm gonna work start working out harder. Now, I'm gonna
do all this stuff. I'm gonna change the way I eat.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
And she said was stay on the Mediterranean diet and
that's just not red meats or a lot of app.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Yeah, okay, that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
So last week, gon add steaks.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
I didn't know my blood results then, but now looking back,
fuck you, Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
But I've been trying to fucking just be yealthy this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
You know, just crush some fucking cheerios, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
That's absolutely absolutely what I did. That is a hundred
percent what I did. I bought the little mini cheerios,
like the cheerios things, little cups. I bought five started
the week for breakfast, every every day coming with a cheers.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
I'm not putting milk or anything. I'm just sipping it
like like a fucking raw raw dog in those cheers, bro,
because I know it lowers my glass terraw.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
That's what they told me as a kid. The fucking bee,
not a bubblegum bee. He was a real ass bee,
and he was like, yo, lower your cholesterol. Have some
fucking cheerios. Absolutely what I did.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
Were you doing regular or honey?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Not regular? There you go, which is not the good kind,
and it's not not the good kind.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
You know, chocolate cheerio is also fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
But those I don't know if those are the good kind.
Then Mediterranean diet, which to me means hummus. So I
got hummus.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
What I think Mediterranean, I think grease. And when I
think grease, I think a financial collapse. So you know what,
I'm not gonna listen to their fucking diet. But they're
fit as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
If you've seen the Greeks, they are.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Aren't you worried about getting real oily though? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
Yeah, extra virgin olive oil is that's that's another thing.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
And I bought a cookbook, Mediterranean cookbook. I'm gonna like
the first thing it was parmesan tomatoes, which is slicing
a tomato and just putting parmesan on cheese on it.
Like that's it, Like that's the meal. Like that sounds tight,
But like that I don't want that to be the meal,
that's a side, that's an appetizer before you get other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
I was in charge of taco.

Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
Tuesday and my household yesterday, so I did these bomb
ass tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
There were chicken tacos, and I had way too much chicken.
So I'm just making salads and I'm a salad guy. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
I guess it's kind of like corn where then the
next day you take a poop and.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
You that's the least salad. I remember you, Hi, mister spinach.
Now I'm just gonna bet salads and cheerios and hummus.
That's my life now.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Hummus is fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Hummus rocks, but like that's what I have, but it's not.
It doesn't rock when I have to eat dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Cheerios and hummus'd be great.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Get the chocolate hummus, the chocolate humus at CHIB. If
you're in Texas, go to Hib, try to chocoh humus.
I've heard the rodh Hill rams and AI friend of
the pod said it did Golden grams in it or
Teddy grams, and I did do that. That rocked. Maybe
cheerios that makes it a little bit better.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Should just walk around here in the morning like an
absolute psycho where instead of milk, you're putting hummus into
your cheerios, just walking around eating it like it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Honey good too, I should do honey.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
Also, honey good. Drink tea, yeah, I think, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:24):
I don't really drink a lot of caffeine anyways. I
drink like one cup of coffee. I just chuged that shit.
But yeah, my cholesterol is in the high high level.
It's like there's like the moderately high and then it's
like the next one but then not like dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
So if you tried, just like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
That's why I'm doing eating cheerios that do I don't know.
It leads to a.

Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Higher risk of like heart disease and like hypertension and
shit like that and stroke.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
All like all of the things that you don't want
to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
If it's hard, I'm like, yeah, I'll help out with it,
but like stop drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Okay, okay, but what about like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
You, you can't tell me not to be a man. Doc,
I'm a man. I do things.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
You should just look at me like fine, I'll just
stick to white liquor.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Then yeah, clear, it doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
It's basy water. Yeah, they told me to drink a
lot of water. Bes fuck, but yeah, cheerios a cheerio
cheers every day. I haven't gotten old yet, but I
know it will. And then my kid'll be et in
cheerios pretty soon. Right then, just me and her fucking what's.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Unattles filled with cheerios as far as the I can see, Like, oh,
there's for her another.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
Mind your mind, I'll bring them a little baggies.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
These are my cheerios. She has frosteds, she.

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
Has her own cheerios, she can have the honey nut ones.
So yeah, I'm a cholesterol guy, neat neat M, cholesteroholic.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
I guess that's what my couldn't be me.

Speaker 4 (01:51:03):
You don't get blood work done. Yeah, that's what I
thought immediately when I read this.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Every pain I've ever had, I've ignored and it's eventually
gone away.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
When I read my lippid's panel as they call it
in the biz, in the industry, medical industry, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Just like, that's why pat doesn't get at doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
Fucking walked right into that one. God damn it. But yeah,
that's heart. I don't I have cholesterol.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
It's dumb dumb fat in my veins or whatever it's
fucking called.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
But neat, you're clinically fat now.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
No, I'm not. Bem is not bad.

Speaker 8 (01:51:44):
Good fat dude, no fatty no jiggle jiggle no no,
but nows hot see everybody else because I'm bad to
get fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Super in shape.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
I said that before, and you just started running and
like you look the same.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
Yeah, I looked way better. I looked way better. Then
I started lifting, looked way better. And then I kind
of took a couple of months off because it it was.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Because you had a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
There's no Vember, No I did.

Speaker 4 (01:52:14):
I was doing that through the baby because like my
wife would sleep, and like when I wasn't taking care
of kid, I'd work out. And then uh, then like
Thanksgiving happened and I was like, well, I'm not gonna
work out during the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Got a treadmill in your living room? I want to
get a Peloton or billion dollars Peloton sponsor US sponsors.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Come, I do it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Do you get a discount for work?

Speaker 4 (01:52:34):
Yeah, but it discount means it's like like our work
discount is just like cool, you can get this. It
means it's five dollars off a nineteen hundred dollars Peloton bike.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
Just get a cheap bike and then get one of
those things where like it just holds the back wheels
off the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
I want the Peloton. I want to ride I want
to ride monsters, all right, I want to ride dragons.

Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
I'm sure they have YouTube classes on it. It just puts Yeah,
just put an iPad on the front of the bicycle.

Speaker 4 (01:53:01):
But then you get like into like the ones that
want you to pay for the YouTube pe Look, I'm
gonna just do these same but five workouts.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Okay, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna expand right.

Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
What you could do is get on the bike and
then put on like first person views of Rainbow Road
and I act like you're biking around Ario cards.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
Anybody at Peloton has listened to this. We got you,
We got you for a free bike.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Think about it. If I got ripped from Peloton, what
an ad that would make.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
It'd be a great ad. Be like Jared, but the
bad stuff wouldn't happen. Yeah, like Jared, hold your big
pants up and be like, look and I don't touch kids. Yeah,
and they were like that good point.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Hey me not pedophile.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Look do I look like Drake? No? I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
So let's go to answer and everyone's like, oh my god,
is that Pat or is that Johnny Sins? Holy shit?

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
And we got this is how we got to demonetize that.
So there's not ads on this YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
All right, let's move under the answer segment where we
do the pre come sevent we ask our weird questions.
Are we pitch our ideas, we do all that stuff.
This is your opportunity to ask us any questions you want.
You want parenting advice, we got one of those. You
got a high thought, a business idea, anything like that.
You want us to power rank stuff for the best
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(01:54:19):
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Use the hashtag ptg answers so we can find them.
We can also email them to us, but it's easier
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Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
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Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
Though past Gray Pod at gmail dot com. Put answers
in the subject. This is the answer segment.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Do you just answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Why did you just answer the question?

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Feed on a big D answer answer it don't.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
Thanks the subject just answer dot quok question.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
Kept talking, Let's answer answers answers any questions? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
A first question comes to us from an email via
Rosie Scott.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
This is Rosie Scott's first appearance on the pod. I
believe and Rosie says, if a chronic liar tells you
that he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?

Speaker 3 (01:55:21):
I think you already do? You probably already know they're
a chronic fucking liar, But you have that's the thing.
You act like, you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:55:29):
You go no, But that's the thing. They're chronic liar,
and they're telling you they're chronic liar. They could be
lying about being a chronic liar.

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
They could be, but they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
But also, here's something you didn't Can you be a
chronic liar? Like what if they meant that they were
lying chronically about Doctor Dre's album The Chronic saying it
wasn't good when in fact it is a really good album.
But they're trying to say that it's not good. I
think that would be a chronic liar, and you would
believe them.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
They're like, look, I'm a chronic liar, but I lie
about saying that I think that Doctor Dre's album The
Chronic was not good, but it really was good.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
So that could also be a chronic life.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
That's definitely a chronic life.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
So ch in that case, you do believe.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Them, because you'd have to be crazy. Do not like
the chronic?

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Right, Robert?

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
Do you know what the chronic is?

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
I do not know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Okay, well, fuck man, what are we supposed to do here?

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
You're just saying as as us.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Next question we got is from Jordan Welch at j
Underscore Welch two seven, nine to five on ex and
Jordan says, if a zombie bites a vampire, then the
bitten vampire bites a human.

Speaker 4 (01:56:47):
What does the human become a vampire or a zombie?
You become a zombie vampire, you become a zombie vampire.
But if you had to pick one, you become a
zombie because a zombie bitch. Yeah, because a zombie bit
the vampire, which the vampire zombie, but he is a
vampire zombie, so then he's still a zombie.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
So either when the zombie takes over, so you're more.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Zombie takes over. But the vampires can't die, they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
But the zombies undead, but.

Speaker 5 (01:57:12):
That vampire, so nothing would happen. Okay, no, it would
have happened. The vampire would not turn into a zombie.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
Yeah it would.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
I think the vampire would turn to.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
His it's not gonna die, but you can still turn
into a zombie.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
No, part of the zombies being part of the zombie
is being dead.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
It's being undead. The vampires are undead, so I think
if anything would happen, it would be an easier transition
because the zombie virus is different from the vampire virus,
so you have to be one.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
Though, if it was one, I think your zombie.

Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
If it's one, I think it's because.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
The zombification will shut down the brain more. And I
think that's what the disease will do, to start shutting
down the vampire brain'd be a much more dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
Vampire Wow, Yeah, yeah, crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
But then if that vampire by two, I think I
think you become a zombie vampire just like that one.
But if you have to pick one of the zombif.

Speaker 4 (01:58:00):
The zombification gets you, Yeah, it's a great question, Jordan,
great question, Robert don't know nothing voted and now one of.

Speaker 3 (01:58:08):
The trying to come at me with fucking fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
One of the rare non food related times he's been outvoted.
What was it you were taking your hot take you
wanted to do? You want to tell us your hot
take you told us before Brisket's overrated? Absolutely the same take,
absolutely over.

Speaker 3 (01:58:23):
Just clip that, yeah, saying Brisket's over Ready to put
that online. That'll get a lot of hot take alert
and then just just send it to me, post it
on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
We really should have a list of Robert's worst takes
and that's up there.

Speaker 4 (01:58:37):
Yeah, it's it's probably sure. I get saying brisket's a
paying the ass to cook, but like brisket.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
Is delicious, it's so good. Now, did you get like
the Chipotle brisket because I wouldn't trust that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:58:51):
No, I've got well made brisket before.

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
I was just asking if that's what made this made
you think about.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Robert goes way back to the pt G B b
Q R v W, back when we would review barbecue
places and then realized that it was a million dollars
need a barbecue place while I was also doing a
different crawfish streak. Then maybe that was also why my
cholesterols fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
Probably gotta help.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
The crawfish caught up.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
I would scout, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
A lot of just a lot of sodium, a lot
of sodium.

Speaker 4 (01:59:21):
But yeah, I would think, so it's two to one
zombie over vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
There's a good question, Jordan. We would only got ray
Mundo b Navidez, the reigning two time defending MVP at
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Mundo says power rank these sporting events Baseball opening Day,
March Madness, NFL Draft weekend, super Bowl weekend, and the

(01:59:48):
Four Nation Hockey tournament. Robert, you go first, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:59:54):
Number five is the Four Nations Tournament boom number uber four,
NFL Draft Weekend boo number three, super Bowl Weekend number two,
March Madness number one, Opening.

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
Day an opening day. It was gonna be one. All right,
My order is five.

Speaker 4 (02:00:18):
I've got NFL Draft Weekend because in reality, you could
just look at that on Sunday, like what happened, and
then you have a list of everything that literally just happened.

Speaker 3 (02:00:29):
Casual.

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
I'm not a casual. And it's more fun.

Speaker 4 (02:00:32):
It's more fun the worst your team was the year before,
because you have the excitement of like, oh shit, my
team's like my team. This year, my draft excitement is
more because we're picking third. Last year it was more
because we were picking sixth. Hopefully it's not like this again.
I don't like that, but this wee might get quarterback.
So like, the excitement's there, But for most teams, I
don't think the excitements there. Like it is NFL Draft

(02:00:53):
Weekend's five. Four Nations Tournament is four.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
It was sick. It was awesome, but it was new
so that heard it on these rankings. Three Opening Day,
it's cool, but it's like one hundred and sixty two
game schedule. Two is March Madness, and one is super
Bowl weekend. But this weekend, this Super Bowl weekend this
year was my least excited. I've every been so kind

(02:01:17):
of weird that we went that, but still the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (02:01:20):
All right, what you got? I love all of these.
Let me just preface the great great So even power
five is good. I got four nations is five. It's
just an all star game, dude. Now, Now, if we
had one, would that possibly have been as high as.

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
War number one?

Speaker 3 (02:01:35):
Probably probably would have one. We lost, So the fucking
All Star Game it was really cool. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (02:01:42):
Yeah, we can like talk about it for a whole
show or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Four. I guess I'll go Draft weekend. I love the Draft.
I get so exit. I watch all of it. I
watch all of it the whole day. I get I
get a like fifty wing as I'll sit down. I'm
gonna watch the whole first round and just crush Buffalo
Wings the entire.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Its not fun. It's just not as cool as the
other one.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
I love it, though. I get so excited for the Draft.
I feel like this should just say super Bowl instead
of super Bowl weekend because the whole weekend I don't
give a shit about I care about the game, and honestly,
my team hasn't been in the game in fourteen years.
So yeah, I'm gonna go super Bowl Weekend. Three haven't

(02:02:27):
had a super exciting one in a long time for me.
Uh two, we're gonna go Opening Day. It's fucking magical.
You can say, yeah, it's one day of one hundred
and sixty no opening day. It say it's not cool,
but it's special. It's opening fucking day, dude. You got
the whole season. Everybody's in first place. Your team has
a shot.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Yeah, sometimes your team lost the words.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
You might lose that shot real fucking quick, but you
know you got a shot. Number one, March Madis is
the best tournament in all sports. It's fucking nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
March Madness rock.

Speaker 3 (02:03:01):
It's so good. And a couple of years ago, you know,
I've always said I didn't care about college basketball. March
Madness is fun. There's you just gamble. You're just gambling
all day. Yeah, there's so many games going on. It's
and it's college two weeks nuts. No fifteen point lead
is safe because they're college kids and they could just
fucking lose their mind at any moment. M h, March

(02:03:21):
Madness is number one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
March Madness does rock. It's right around the corner too.
All right, great power rankings, great question, mundo, great job.
That's why as mvp H. We got another email. This
one is from RJ. Turner, and r J.

Speaker 4 (02:03:37):
Turner says, why aren't all colors used as last names?
You've got people with the last name white, black, brown, gray, green, blue,
and even silver? Why are there no pinks or purples?
Shouldn't all colors get last names? That's an easy one.
I think that, like, not all the colors were invented when.

Speaker 3 (02:04:01):
They were That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
When they were making last name.

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
Names go back a long way. They just had the
basic scope.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
But like Mike Magenta sounds like a badass last name,
like that would be a sick last name.

Speaker 3 (02:04:12):
I was gonna say all of those are on the
ROYGBIV there, But I think silver isn't Indigo?

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
Is there somebody that the last name Indigo.

Speaker 3 (02:04:20):
Could be?

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
In Diego Montoya?

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Well, orange orange is probably someone's last name, right, There's.

Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Gotta be an orange out there, Paul Orange.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
Yeah? Either way, Steve Tan.

Speaker 3 (02:04:37):
Tan is a last name?

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:04:39):
It's Asian? Oh? Yeah's name Tan? Ricky Tan? Remember from
Rush Hour?

Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
Bobby Beige. That'd be a fun one.

Speaker 3 (02:04:50):
Gold is are gold?

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Brown is definitely a good one because that's common.

Speaker 3 (02:04:55):
I mean purple. I don't know. They just don't sound
like last name Phil Purple, that's what it is, Joe
Pink like, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:05:02):
What about yellow? Is there any yellows?

Speaker 3 (02:05:04):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
Gold is the color. There's some people with the last name.

Speaker 3 (02:05:09):
Gold that's close to yellow. So we're gonna go ahead
and count that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
I guess we can.

Speaker 3 (02:05:14):
Yeah, it's just not a last name, that's what. It
doesn't sound like a name, but but it should be.
I don't think so it should be. I'm good with
pink just being the only pink out there. You know
one name, she's an artist. You get away with that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:28):
What is the most popular of the color last names?

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
I would say it's either white or black.

Speaker 4 (02:05:34):
Yeah, I know brown is I've known some Brown's Mike Brown,
friend of the pod, been on beer sports whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
And then also the German version Braun, which is.

Speaker 3 (02:05:48):
So brown could be up there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
What is what is white? Is it black? What's white?
In Spanish? Blanco Blanco thinking Danny Blanco. I was thinking
David Blow, Benny Blanco his legal name, Benny Blanco.

Speaker 5 (02:06:00):
I just looked at that. There are several people with
the last name Pink, o none that we would know.

Speaker 4 (02:06:04):
Well, the singer's her first name. Yeah, she's like a
share situation. It's first and last name aerial pink. What
about purple, Bonnie pink.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
Yeah. I think maybe it was just like purple was
the color of royalty, so they wouldn't allow the peasants
to have that name because they weren't royal.

Speaker 4 (02:06:20):
If your last name is purple and you have a kid,
you should name it marple them rain. So then in
the library card it would be purple Rain their name.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
Marple, purple, purple, purple, purple.

Speaker 3 (02:06:33):
Yeah, people give all their kids dumbass names now anyway,
Erkle purple.

Speaker 1 (02:06:41):
Yeah, Erkle purple.

Speaker 4 (02:06:44):
But yeah, I think that just all the colors weren't
invented yet when they were coming up with last names, or.

Speaker 3 (02:06:53):
The ruling class wouldn't let them have.

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Or the ruling class wouldn't let him have that.

Speaker 4 (02:06:57):
But yeah, great, great question, argic, Keep them coming, Keep
them coming. And then also I want you guys to
start giving us last names and we will tell you
what color the last names are. That'll be a fun exercise.

Speaker 1 (02:07:11):
Like Middleton, what color is Middleton?

Speaker 3 (02:07:13):
Blue? Blue?

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
Just getting blue? I was getting blue.

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Yellow, Hitler. I see blue, I see red.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
I did not see blue, Hitler. I'm seeing red and black.

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
I don't know why yellow. My brain went yellow yellow.
I don't know because he's a fucking coward.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
Uh yellow, like it's belly.

Speaker 3 (02:07:36):
With an escape down to South America, you little bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
All right, Barbosa, go red, red, red, dion.

Speaker 3 (02:07:46):
Gray.

Speaker 5 (02:07:47):
I got white.

Speaker 3 (02:07:47):
I got green. But green is also my favorite color,
so I think I'm a little biased on that one.

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
Yeah, this is a fun one. This is fun.

Speaker 4 (02:07:55):
Send us some last names and we'll tell you what
colors they are next week on the pot and going
forward and going forward. But uh, you know, I haven't
sent us colors to tell you what they taste like
or what they smell egg?

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
In a while?

Speaker 4 (02:08:08):
What do you'all podcast where they talk about I was
trying to explain it to a sales guy today.

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
He was like, so, how's the podcast on? It's good?
So will you all talking about it? Well, sometimes we
tell them what colors smell egg?

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
Oh yeah you didn't. They just like ended the conversation
pretty quickly after that.

Speaker 3 (02:08:24):
I was like that on his face, was I wish
I hadn't at all? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Okay, no wonder, he's not Rogan.

Speaker 3 (02:08:30):
We'll try and guess what celebrity is gonna randomly pop
up on the screen.

Speaker 4 (02:08:34):
But it happened three times. The odds of that happens
at all is wild. The fact that we've done it
three times, Well, I've done it, Robert, you did it?

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Pat have you done it?

Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:08:44):
Fuck you? My bad? Well two of the three of us.

Speaker 3 (02:08:46):
Have two the three of us, I've been real close
a few times, very close, very close in the ballpark.

Speaker 4 (02:08:52):
At least you know, put your submissions in for he
you think it would be, and then also give us
people name name a bunch of his many people you
can with colors as.

Speaker 1 (02:09:02):
Their last names.

Speaker 4 (02:09:05):
A color name off in the comments at the YouTube
channel YouTube dot com, slash past Gay.

Speaker 3 (02:09:10):
Podcast, Ben Laden and Mussolini.

Speaker 4 (02:09:14):
No, but it would be like Jack black would be one,
Jack white would be one. They have to be colored
last names. Oh, in the comments. If we get the
two hundred comments, we'll give away an Irish I was
listening to pastor Gavy shirt to a random lucky person.
All right, moving on, our final question this week is

(02:09:35):
from Todd Voss. He's at as underscore seeing Underscore by
Underscore TV, and Todd says, at what age should we
give kids the talk?

Speaker 3 (02:09:44):
I don't know. I'm going on thirty four years here.
I haven't had the talk.

Speaker 1 (02:09:47):
I don't really remember having the talk.

Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
I don't think you need.

Speaker 1 (02:09:50):
When they start asking questions.

Speaker 3 (02:09:52):
You got the internet now, man, they.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Don't think you should.

Speaker 3 (02:09:55):
That's the worst way you shouldn't. But like, I mean,
we learned. I'm not saying like tell them to go
watch porn, but I'm just saying the information is out
there on the internet. Kids are on the internet all
day long. They probably google it before they ask you
at this point, Also, who the fuck would ask their parents?

Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
But I asked anybody that has a trustful, trusting relationship.

Speaker 3 (02:10:20):
That real la fare.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
If I had to pick an age, I would guess
like twelve.

Speaker 5 (02:10:25):
How old are you in fifth grade?

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
You're five in kinder guidens eleven, six, ten or eleven.

Speaker 5 (02:10:33):
Yeah, So I would say around ten or eleven.

Speaker 1 (02:10:35):
Yeah, when you get double digits or when they start
asking questions.

Speaker 4 (02:10:38):
But I think there's also a talk you have where
like at a certain point you gotta be like, hey,
if you ever had anybody touch your no no spots,
you would tell us right, Like, I think you have
to have a conversation where it's like, don't allow people
to do this, and then you're like, hey, be safe,
like buddy, like be safe. If you're going to do
any of this stuff, you want to you want to

(02:10:59):
use protect you know, I do all that. I think
those are two separate conversations you have. You have the
say hey, yeah, stranger danger. Don't like, don't let the
Drakes of the world get a hold of you, you know,
watch out, don't let the Jareds get a hold of you.

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
Stay away from them.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
Jared's yeah, that's why you go with pat On Peloton.
He's not like that, not like that.

Speaker 4 (02:11:21):
But yeah, I would say double digits for like the talk,
the talk the birds that the birds and the bees
is the sex talk. And then there's the like, hey,
stranger danger.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
If you have a boy and you still do their
laundry and their socks are stiff, I think you're past
the point. You don't need to have the talk. They've
kind of started to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (02:11:39):
Yeah, but it's still probably good to be like, look,
because I think that the problem with it is like
a lot of people, if you weren't talked about it.
You kind of thought it was like a taboo thing,
and I think some people think it's taboo, but it's like,
I just want the best for you.

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:11:53):
I don't even know if my siblings ever got the talk.
But I can also see my parents being like, dude,
we've done this three times, We're not fucking doing it again.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:12:02):
I don't think my brother ever got to talk to
I think they just kind of assume dude, they're boys, though. Figure,
I don't want to have this conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
I'd say like ten though, ten to twelve.

Speaker 3 (02:12:10):
Yeah, I say, don't talk to your children, don't listen
to pat just don't do it in general, like bottle
things up, give.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
Them, give them a little tough in a complex or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:12:20):
Yeah, you don't give them a complex, but you know,
you want to give them enough emotional scaring to be
a little bit funny.

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
Okay, fair, just a little bit fair.

Speaker 5 (02:12:27):
You don't want to bor, but maybe maybe not in
that area.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
Not in that area is a good Yeah, that's a
good call.

Speaker 3 (02:12:33):
So but yeah, so just if you have a boy
just fling open the door, throw a playboy in there
and you'll figure it out. You know you'll understand.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
It's how my grandpa wad talk me.

Speaker 3 (02:12:42):
But yeah, into a ranch too, then to watch two horses. Fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:12:45):
So those are our answers questions.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
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But then you guys got to troll them back. That's
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Speaker 1 (02:13:40):
Get the dad hat. Well, if you think you're gonna
win the shirt, get the dad hat first, and then
we'll send you both of them at the same time
because you'll win that one. But I hope you guys
have a great rest of week. Don't forget to vote
on the mock draft of dudes with beards. Now let's
do real quick. Two shout outs, shout outs. Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:13:59):
Two friends of mine hit hole in ones this week.

Speaker 1 (02:14:01):
So Luke he did it at together.

Speaker 3 (02:14:04):
No, not together. One of my buddies, Luke, he did
it at Minute Made. He was golfing there and he
hit a hole in one or sorry dike in park
at the Dike. Yeah, he hit a home one at
the dike, knocked it in the dike. Nice. And my
other buddy didn't. San Antonio this morning his first ever
home one golf in his whole life. I was like, Wow,
it took you long. Let feel little bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:14:23):
Did your friend that did it at the dike? They're
you gonna give him a ship and say it's like
not a real hole on one because it's not a
real course.

Speaker 3 (02:14:29):
It's a real course.

Speaker 1 (02:14:30):
No, it's like a full golf course. Just pay eighteen.

Speaker 3 (02:14:35):
I didn't really ask any like that's I think. I
think I saw his snapchat and I just responded, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (02:14:40):
It's so difficult to do.

Speaker 4 (02:14:42):
But like, if you don't do it on a real
golf course, you just got to minimize it to them
and be like, I don't care, it's not that cool.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
We'll say this he hit it on a real life simulator.

Speaker 1 (02:14:52):
Yeah, that's I mean, I guess the simulator.

Speaker 3 (02:14:54):
It was in real life, and like you actually did it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:55):
But that's basically I mean a simulator.

Speaker 4 (02:14:57):
Whole on one, I guess counts to some people like
I've I've had all on one on Golden Tea kind
of the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
That's not a simulator though, that simulates golf simulation.

Speaker 4 (02:15:07):
It simulates a round of golf right there. But just
make sure you praise your one friend in San Antonio
that did it, and not your friend like way Moore,
be like well hey, and shout out to you specifically
because you did it, like you did it on a
real golf course and not a simulators.

Speaker 1 (02:15:22):
There was a real no, No, it's a simulator. Let
just do that.

Speaker 4 (02:15:25):
Yeah, they'll get him real good. That'll get the group
check going. All right, random celebrity, who you.

Speaker 3 (02:15:33):
Got fucking Billy Gibbons, Daniel Radcliffe, I'm gonna go, Jack Black.
I will take anybody on the screen with a Beard Gibbons.

Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
Daniel Radcliffe, Jack Black. These are the first ones that
this is our test one Ois reading, John McEnroe, Anthony Quinn,
Jack Lemon. None of those people we said, Freddie Mercury,
the Clash, Judy Garland, Viola Davis, Drew Barry Or, Sophie
lare In, Amy Adams and Angelina Jolie. You are running back, yes,

(02:16:05):
Daniel Radcliffe, Billy Gibbons, Jack Black, Diana Ross, Don Hudson,
Mario Andrette, James Stewart, Francis McDermot, Grace Kelly, Emma.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
Willis and Nicole Kid Beard. Last run.

Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
The Smiths Isabelle Huppert, Marin O'Hara, Dermott Mcnernon again, Demmy Moore,
Bruce Lee, Natalie Wood and Steven Tyler.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
Nope, Nope, didn't get it better.

Speaker 4 (02:16:33):
Luck next time. Love you guys, have a great rest
of your week. Eat your cheerios until it talk to
you next time. Don't be a bubblegum be and past
gravy you mother fucking bitches.

Speaker 3 (02:16:45):
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Speaker 3 (02:17:21):
Prouder, live on.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
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Speaker 3 (02:17:26):
That's ware.

Speaker 2 (02:17:26):
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