Pass The Gravy #607: Umpire's Dozen

The guys talk about 3D printed food, NFL free agency, and spring training baseball. They also do a mock draft of captains. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang Baby, Powder Top and lead spread.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As we're listen, it's past the Gray Grave we go
and fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston
Houston Baby.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp. We will get
rich today.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Nitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and seven with Alex
pat and welcoming back, Bobby the Hog jokes barbos.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Up, welcome back, buddy. Alight you guys, miss me? I
did very much, So, yeah, I did.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's different on zoom now we've gotten used to like
being in person again, so it's like, oh, fuck, there
was Robert would be normally doing this thing here.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
It felt strange at points, but also strangely comforting at
the same time. I hadn't bet, I hadn't been in
that room in my house, and I think the last
time I went in that room was like a month
and a half ago, just sit vacant looking for something
for like a cord that I couldn't find. Didn't you
play Xbox in there?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I thought that was your Xbox I did, but then
like when it's hot outside, it's very warm in that room.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I just had that sunlight. Sometimes it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, like a month a half ago, and then maybe
like three months before that that's or whenever. The last
fucking virtual one we did was how.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Many people have rooms in their house that they just
don't go in. I think a lot of people do
if you have.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
And it happened to be that when we moved in
this house that had four rooms that I was like,
all right, well one of them is my podcast room.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
No sweet yeah, like that's what I've been in the
market lately, and it's just like fucking four rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let's just do a free room. I can work out
in that room.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Got the podcast room, right, but like you're I'm gonna
put my workout stuff here. I got a bench instead
of sitting in an in like a closet that I'll
pull out when I use, like I'll just have it
out to not use.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
It'll be one of those things where you have like
one dumbbell or two dumbbells. You're just sitting on the
carpet in the corner and it goes so long where
you don't use them. When you finally do move them.
It's like rust, it's stuck on. Fuck baby, how do
we get rushed out of carpet? Yeah, trying to get
my I.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Had friends that had that in their garage when they moved.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
It's just like I had orange soda in college on
the carpet. The last day in there, I spent like
an hour scrubbing that bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I just painted carpets. Do give it a good old
paint job.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I never even thought about it.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You can roll it.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
God damn, that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
As long as it's one color.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I mean, it's definitely not gonna last, and they're gonna
find out, like, why is this carpet crunchy? But if
you just take the picture, if it's just like a
photo thing, you can get.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Away with it for a second.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'll remember that for next time.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And then when the new people come in, they're like,
what the fuck this is my business?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Carpet's painted. No, it's not like I didn't do that.
It must have been your maintenance work.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Look at the pictures.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Looks like your maintenance worker probably was drinking an orange
soda while he was in this room and knocked it over.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And classic maintenance worker trying to frame the previous tenant.
Can't prove it with me, You can't can't prove that
you cut down somebody's windchimes. Can't prove that without a camera.
But I know not from experience or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I want to laugh with In like four weeks, you
just get like you're being served.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I'll be gone in four weeks, buddy, you say that
I'll be gone, I'm locked in. Ooh, locked in, buddy.
I got a house houses early comeback kid houses.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
When can I come poop there? I gotta break it in,
you know, Chris. Two weeks, two.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Weeks, moving next Friday, Saturday, next Friday.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well all right, yeah, got that out of it. I'm
not gonna plany a party. I'm just gonna show up
at your house one day and BG fucking house warming.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Dude, you do that little m ad that you panicked?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
He did you enjoy that? It was worth it?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, But it was worth it now because that phone
call made sense that I would have meant nothing.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I ran out of gas so quickly and tied to
stretch it and then just gave up. I was like,
we'll cut this.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
It wasn't even that long of a phone call. It
was like a two minute phone call that just was
treading wire.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
I was like, nope, I was so unprepared for The
funny thing is every time like what I do have
to read that, it's always little m never once I
I've been prepared, even when told beforehand that.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
That's the only one that doesn't really have a script.
But you just kind of like look at it and
you're like, all right, or these.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Things done it before you'd think I No, I'm like,
I'm like Ron Burgundy, dude, you got to put it
on the prompter and script it out. That was on me.
I should have ended it with a go fund yourself,
San Diego. That was on me.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Little limbshop dot com past I gave.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Get yourself a keychain that says, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Get it.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
You get it right now.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Custom keychains available a little limbshop dot com.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Robert, what did you would you do that? Did you
miss us? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
It felt a little odd, just how long you had
gone without talking. How do you feel a it odd?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't know the meaningless things in their lives. What
are they up to?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
But always listening back in the edit it Ispenny because
I I did listen to you just running out of
gas during that ad, very fast, very quickly.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Well just because like also, like I said, I wasn't ready.
The phone call just happened to happen right then, and I.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Was like, yeah, I mean I did tell her, Hey,
I'm gonna be busy in a meeting on a call
for a couple hours. They don't call after three, and
she called right after three, and I was like, I
don't think she understands it.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Next time, I'm just gonna literally read the website. I'm
gonna be like, yeah, this is twenty four ninety nine
after tax.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
English is not her first language, and she was definitely
doing a lot of translating.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But I was like, let's just get it done. Let's
get it done.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Cool lady, though, got me a fucking house, That's what
that fuck.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
It's this up, dude, No downside, definitely not gonna be
a downside.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's gonna be great. We're not gonna have bad neighbors.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I have anything, Just wishing that, just wishing that out
of the world.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
What did I have?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Woud I have?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I tweeted this out this weekend, but does anybody else
feel like it's been a down year for the Girl Scouts.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I haven't. I feel like they haven't been out like normalized. Right.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I've seen him at like one grocery store, and I
will buy it. Yes, I'm gonna buy it if like
Morgan at work has a fucking kid with Girls Scout,
because I'm obviously going to buy a bunch of boxes.
But like i want to buy him in the wild,
and I'm not gonna buy it if your mom's selling them.
I'm gonna buy it if you're selling him. But like
I feel like they're slacking, and a lot of people,

(06:49):
not me, but a lot of people are saying the
Girl Scouts are washed, that they're past their prime.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
What are your thoughts? It could be. I mean I
haven't been thinking about as much because now my uh
my boss's daughters are now in the Scout, so I've
had all of my cookies delivered to me this year.
But also after your fourth box of thin Mints, you're
kind of like it burned out on this, So maybe
I just haven't been looking for him as much.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, but it used to be like it was every Walgreens,
every grocery store, like every corner store you.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
See him three four times a day if you went out.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
And now it's I think that's what it is. Is they
just get all their parents to sell to their coworkers,
which is like it's working.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
But like, I want you out on the grind, you know,
I want you.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I want to see you out there hustling, working, being
a future person in this world, not just somebody that's
mommy and daddy sell all their cookies.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I don't get me wrong. I totally would have had
my parents all my cookies. It was very lazy. My
mom did most of my school projects anyway, So I
was the baby. And if you just procrastinate long enough
as the youngest child, your parents will do everything for it.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
But as I see you, guys probably don't understand because
I'm a father, like so as like a father, as
like a girl dad hashtag girl dad, Like I am
absolutely going to come on this podcasting, but who wants
to buy Girl Scout cookies? But I'm also gonna I'll
get your ass out in the fucking store and sell
Let's sell some fucking cookies.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Let's go. That would be great if Rod got his
daughter and the Scouts and then just started selling them
over the air.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Like you just set a record for whatever.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
So fourteen million boxes this.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Year, Yeah, they got to put it. I know that
there used to be like a thing.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
It was like frowned upon to try and do that
because Boston's I think couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're not just going to allow
you to run airtime for a company that doesn't pay
for it over the radio.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
It wouldn't be the first.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Oh hold on, I think I found a loophole for
you though. Open phones Fridays. Could you just like run
outside the room real quick and call into the radio station?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, definitely could.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
This is Alex.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
There's no rules that you can't do it on a podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'd be like, hey, well definitely. Scout cookies my girl,
she's got some. But yeah, I think it's down here
for girl Scouts. They're washed and they're past their prime.
A lot of people are saying that now that the
boy Scouts, excuse me, the Scout have incorporated women than
all the good women. Where girls are going from Girl
Scouts to the Scouts and now girl Scouts are kind

(09:07):
of just the thing of the past and then not
what they.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Used to be.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh that's tracking oh, how the mighty are falling.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, Like, if you ask someone twenty years ago what's
better girl Scouts or boy Scouts, people would have always
said girl Scouts because of the cookies. Cookies. Now, well,
they also got some bad press right before cookie season started.
There was people saying, like, all their cookies are filled
with horrible chemicals, which I'm sure they are. They're cookies.
You're buying five dollar boxes of fucking six dollars now,

(09:35):
but thanks a lot of fucking inflation, man, eggs are down,
but cookies are up, and that's what really matter.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's interesting Trump didn't say he was gonna bring the
price of cookies down.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
He didn't, So that's not a broken pros.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Should have should have though, I would have at.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Least cookie Monster would have.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
That's what that really Who who would have been in
charge of that? He should have put him in part.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Of the Secretary of the Interior.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Apartment of Cookie Efficiency, the dough chi dost So say, yeah,
that sounds like something Trump would do.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Is cookie monster Latin? He could be.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Lost cookie monster thos cookie MONSTERO.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Close to being racist? No, No, I was just saying
we're getting because if we were eventually, yeah, we're gonna
you're we're.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Going in that direction. Okay, well let's move on. Let's
move on.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I I was reading a story about this guy that
got in trouble for loitering, and so they got a
police officer there was moditoring the parking parking lot.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
The rest of this kid that was up to sketchy
ship for I can't remember what he was doing. He
was doing something bad, but it was loitering, was what
the charge was.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
And I was like, I don't think police should be
allowed to get people in trouble for loitering because, if
you think about it, police loiter more than anyone.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
How many times are you just in a parking lot,
like why is there a cop car there?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
And they're like, I know they're working and they're like
on call and stuff, but it's like, you loiter more
than any motherfucker in the world. Like can I go
over and like, hey, no loitering, get out of here,
what are you doing.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
I don't think you should be able to like get
somebody for ordering if it's not on private property, like
when I got a church, like public property.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I want my dog by a church all time, and
there's always like cops there.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
And I'm not saying they're not the security, but like
I always now I need to start being.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
The random cop car was the worst in high school.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
What are you doing here, sir?

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Can I ask what you're up to? What I'm a cop?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, it's private property, pride property, no loitering.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
If you're not a game arden, you need to get
off my pro skateboarding.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Skateboarding? Is that what you're about to do. You're waiting
for me to walk away so you can skateboard? No, no, no, no no,
on this church, on this parking lot. Pal Yeah, in
high school, and I get it, like it makes sense
because they like try to make sure that no nuisance happened.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, Like I mean so many times that we would
drive around just try and find a park, like a
little park that you could just crack some beers open,
and you're driving by and there's fucking random cop car
in the parking lot. You're like this bullshit. Yeah, as
an adult, I appreciate. I'm like, yeah, keep those fucking
criminals out of this.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I do too, But it is a like seeing that,
like the logic was like but cops do loiter more
than anyone statistically, Like a lot of your jobs doubt
Like when you're you're fucking flagging people down for speed
and what are you doing. You're loitering on the highway.
You're pulling over and you're just like too fast, let's

(12:29):
pull this guy over. Like that's just you hanging out,
Like that's that's loitering. Is that not loitering? Yes, you're working,
but your work is loitering. A lot of it is loitering.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
I was gonna say, could you call it? Is it
loitering if it's in a car, But I get I
bet you they've definitely gotten people for lader. I just
parked my car into place.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's like you can say it's illegally parked there, you
don't have a perimeter or whatever. But like they get
out of here. You can't make out in cars. I
remember in high school like that shit Like there's like, oh.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Hey, I thought that was a curfew thing.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
That probably was, but it's that's kind of loitering.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
You're loitering. Can't let underage kids be making out in
cars anymore? Oh this was America. I can't put baby
in the corner anymore. You ever do that, just like
put your daughter in the corner and then tap your
wife back, check it out. Babies in the corner.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Well, now we have we have cords in the corner,
and that's her favorite thing to do is pull electrical cords.
So no, all the corners have cords in them.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Every corner.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
You don't have an that's where all the plugs are
in every corner pretty much.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, you know what, maybe in your new house you
can designate a cordless corner for your child.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
She's gonna get a room, and I'm gonna buy all
those little plastic things to like put in the We
don't even need plugs in your room. Or I kid,
you're gonna have fucking candlelight.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I'm gonna raised my daughter. Like eighteen thirty four.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I was playing This could have been a not cool,
but I was playing Xbox the other day and my
wife was eating so I was like, y'all watch her.
And she was sitting on a little couch with me
and I was playing the game, talking to my friend,
and she just yanked the cord out of the headset,
just all the way out, not like where it broke.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
It just the cord was in her hand at that point,
Like what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Okay, so I had to spend like fifty fifty dollars
fifty two dollars on her new headset, but that was
that's just life. Oh. It wasn't like detachable cord. No,
it was like that chord does not work anymore.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Sorry, guys, no calms. The rest of the night.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I was like, because I was like held up, pull
that ha ha. And then I text her friend. I
was like, yeah, she yanked it out. Sorry guys, I'll
be back tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
And I had to go.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I was like, I'll go to Target or whatever. But
I got it.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I'd be more terrified of just when she starts crawing
and you're gonna be sitting there not paying full attention,
and then all of a sudden, the Xbox turns off
and you look down and she's just sitting there tapping
the button. No, she doesn't crawl on that room.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
That's the room. We don't crawl on there. That's really
like the TV and all the chords are.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
I'm saying, once she starts walking and everything, dude, at
some point, it's gonna happen. She's fast though litt kids
are very fast. He's so fast you gotta think about
there's so light, there's not a lot of mass for
them to get going, so they're full acceleration right away.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And you should like she's and crawling for like two
weeks now.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
But like she went from like all right, I can
put her on this mat and then I can see
it from the kitchen while I'm cooking, so let me
go cook dinner real fast. And now it's like, holy fuck,
how'd you get here? What are you doing in the
dog We'll get on the dog ball.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
It's a big wheezy. You're in charge of watching her. Now.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Wheezy's the little stand offage because she pulls hair. We's
got long hair.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Have you done the balloon trick yet? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh, like where you just put the balloon on him
so you can see.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Him, so you can see the balloon.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
The balloon usually occupies her like every since she was
a kid, your kid, I haven't I have eyes on
her at all times?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
But apparently not. You just said she walked into the
kitchen next year.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well, but like you'll see her right there, and then
you're like, how did you get give us two seconds ago?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You're you're fast.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
They're fucking little lightning bolts.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's pretty great though, pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I feel like I have a buddy now, like after
she's like almost nine months, but after I'll shut up
with my kid. I'm sorry, but like it's like they're
just a little blob for so much in the beginning
and now it's like, oh, dude, like I I do
the pound it and she's pretty close that like she
sometimes doesn't like pound, like put the hand all the
way close, but she knows like touch dad's hand, and

(16:07):
I go kills.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Every time, dude, kill every time.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I'm a fucking comedian. He's gonna get a call when
she's in like kindergarten, and it's gonna be like, yeah,
another kid walked into the Cowboys jersey and l punched
him in the face and said, you suck.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
We're not gonna teach violence in O. We're not a
violent household, but.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
We will teach humans people we need to just stay
away from and their Cowboys fans, except for her grandfather
who is a Cowboys fan, so we'll have to part.
We're like, what do you not like? And she's gonna
be like, I hate the fucking birds.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yep, I'd be fine with that.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Did it? Would she say? Your daughter?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
But was it funny what she say? Can you quote
what she said?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I hate the fucking bird like I have no Yeah, sure,
we're gonna ground the hell out.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Do we teach that in our home? Hell yeah, let's
go fucking birds.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
You're about the little philla that means love ad off,
say it loves aid off. Tell her teach that to
like her kindergarten teacher, like your your daughter is preaching
about Hitler, saying the city of Philadelphia as a hit
pro Hitler.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
City, Like she's not a big family?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Is me wrong? Can you prove her wrong?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Some kid brought Philadelphia cream cheese and she threw it
against the wall.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
We do that in this house. That's how we run
the holl old arm, doesn't she fuck?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Dude, yeah, all right. I'm sorry about talking about my kid.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
But cops do loiter more than anybody, And I think
it's a little sauce that like they get to like
pull people over and arrest people for loitering.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, I don't. I will never understand that law. It
doesn't make sense. Like I understand if you're like, don't
want people standing outside my business. Okay, I get that,
but like that's a public fucking sidewalk in.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Front of no but like, how many times do you
go to a gas station and it's like, God damn,
I don't want to go in this gas station. It's
like six people just fucking chilling outside of a gas station.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Like what are y'all doing?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
It's it's nine o'clock at night, and it's just like
they got their scratch offs. They're just fucking hanging out,
like it's a bunch of hoodlums, a bunch of hoodlums,
And it's like, that's what a bunch of kids look
like when they're just hanging out. When we would go
to Sonic and underage drink, we look like a bunch
of hoodlums just hanging out. Hey, I don't want twenty
seven underage kids probably drinking in my parking lot. Can

(18:22):
you do something with that? And the cop would be like, yeah,
I got you. And then they were like we can't
really get them for anything, but we can watch and
somebody would always be drunk and fight and then that's
when they would disperse.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
See how smart. Just get your root forty four and
filled up a booze man.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I mean that's what I would do too, But like
I was also customer. I was also pretty smart. I
was not that big of a guy, and I knew
not to start fights.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
So I'm a happy drunk coming on a fighter.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I could get angry, but I knew, like, don't get
angry unless you got help, and then don't do it
in public because then you get in trouble.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I mean talking about cops. So it brings me up
to something I ran across all my way over here.
Let's go off on cops. I had to well, I
had to stop my the bank for the restaurant on
the way here, and as I pull up, there was
a woman. They were handcuffing her and arresting her right outside,
and I was kind of assuming, like, uh, just like
trying to write bad checks or something, or cash bad
checks or some shit like that. Would I could? I

(19:16):
have just asked the cops right there, like, hey, what'd
you do? Like are you allowed to ask cops in
the middle of an arrest what's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I think you are allowed, but they can tell you
to leave it alone, like.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
I don't want to, Like I'm not meaning like you
go hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?
And like filming them on just like genuinely curious because
I'm going to talk about this with friends later. Hey, yeah,
what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
What's what's going on? I just just because I'm like,
what's I had? I did that with fire fighters the
other day.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I was it was before work and I was walking
the dog. The get like four and there was a
fire truck out and they had the ambulance there and
I saw her to the fire like it's they had
to like open our gate and stuff. So the guy's
just kind of hanging out and I was like, what's
going on? He was like, it looks like it as
an elderly alert or something like that. It was some
old lady was having some issues and so we're had

(20:05):
to take her to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
And I was like okay, So like that was me
just meant what's going on? Like that's a what's going on? Though?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
But also like I did take my dog out too.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
That's that's the cool part of having a dog is
like you can kind of investigate without looking like you're
just being nosy, Like I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Taking my dog out, Like I have to walk my
dog for work, so like.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
It's not me being just like, what's happening, I'm just
hanging out standing here.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I didn't even make eye contact on the way in
when there was three cops one lady. I was honestly
in my head I was thinking. I was like, if
I look over and she sees me looking at her
being arrested, I feel like she's gonna spit on mirrors.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Or think you called on her. But I really I
want to know take her downtown. Boys, I like to
do that.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Like I'm gonna be looking up the fucking Hedwig Village
Police Department later if they if they post updates throughout
the day, I'm gonna I'm looking. I want to know
what happened. I'm invested in being nosy in this. And
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Why Robert Feline would be owl Town for Hedwig Village.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, but nobody knows. I don't even know why I
said that. Nobody unless you live in Memorial, you have
no idea what.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
The well that is your thing.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
You do like to say very specific references that only
like certain people get, Like you'd like bringing up people
in high school, like if you didn't go to high
school as you have no idea.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
But usually when I bring up areas, I'm like Katie Bait,
want to neighborhood were mostly we're an international podcast.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I don't know if you saw Danielle Weston went to
Rome right in front the coliseum on our gravy dy post.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I mean, no other places in.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Italy Sicily, Vatican, Vatican, that's its own country, actually.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
It is, but it's in Italy geographically, it's in Rome, Celeerno.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I'm trying to just name at Nope, Nope.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Street somewhere, Pompei. That was one town, all right, that's
the capital. I think pizza. Shit, he's way bear this,
I am. I I'm sorry to find out. I apparently
don't know shit about Italy. Milan, Flamenco in there. But
see he's cheating, he's he watches dumb ass Italian soccer.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
What's the one on the canals Venice?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Venis dammit, fucking crushing it. This is honestly, I'm gonna
have to notes at this later. This is a fucking embarrassment.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, notes happened, and then list five places in Italy
that you just learned about.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
This is like when Bama kicked the dog. Ship out
of Notre Dame in the National. Dude, you run it
up the score.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Sorry, dude, there's no Italian history. I told you I
went down that Roman Empire thing. You learn a lot,
whoa too much. I showered today, all right, first time
this week been off.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I haven't going to work. He's such a dad. Now
it's been great. It's like when my dad had the pool.
You could ask, Hi, when's the last time you showered?
He might go weeks, but you're like, yeah, but I
saw you yesterday literally shampooing your hair in the pool.
The water is already here, it's getting shirt. I'm paying
for it. Hem. It's such a dad move, though, Like

(23:16):
I'm not wasting water on a shower. A hold tuble
water out in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I do shower most days, but it's like when you
don't have work, you're like.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
All right, oh, yeah, no, I'm not judging. I can't
tell you shower today. Honestly, don't know the last time
I showered on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I did shower yesterday. I had to go to the doctor.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
I haven't gone anywhere in like four fucking months on
the weekend, so it's like I.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Went to the doctor yesterday, following up in my blood
work from before. So I've now been to the doctor
two times in the last three weeks, and that is
two times more than you have been in like the
last decade.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Two times of the doctor. Does that make you a
multi millionaire?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I'm not gonna pay that stuff. That's where That's where
you're wrong, Buddy.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Medict doesn't affect your credit score. I don't think that's
true anymore.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I think that is they're working on that, right.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
What any cholesterol updates?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Cheerios every day? Buddy, cheerios every day.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Also, that's not a cholesterol update. That's not what he asked.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's part I don't know if you know that cheers
are good for your cholesterol.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
So hey, what'd you have for breakfast? Well, my cholesterol's down.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
If you eat cheerios for breakfast, your cholesterol has to
go down.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
The bee taught me that and did it well. I
also learned that I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
When you start out with well, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I also learned that I wasn't fasting the first time
I did blood and you're supposed to do like fast
before you go in for blood work, and I was like, well,
I didn't know I was doing blood work that day,
So that's on you for not telling me.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Dropped fifty point.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
It turns out, yeah, you had a bunch of fucking
food in your system that sucked it up.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
I did eat larder for breakfast that morning, so that
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I just ate cholesterol, That's all it was.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I was trying to think of a cholestero food.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
But I don't know, shit, how long are you supposed
to be fasting? Four h like just have like water
until you go in like twenty four hour thing or
that day, So it's.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Like from like midnight, don't I don't know That's what
they told me. So I did that. We're gonna see,
We'll say, dude, it's fine, it's fine. Anyways, what else
did did you many hell have for a pre com segment.
I feel like I've just taken this off the rails here.
I mean, I just I know what to do, you know.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I don't. I just wanted to find out if there's
a statute of limitation on time after the cuffs get
slapped on whether you're allowed to ask cops.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
You're always allowed. They don't have to ever anty and
they can tell you like shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
But like I mean, I do watch a lot of
cop videos, like cop bodycam videos on TikTok that go nowhere,
and there's sometimes there's like please step away, please step away, Hey,
step away, please step away, please, Blake, I think you
can be like, what's uh, what's happening?

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Well, if that's our picks punishment, next year, you have
to try and grab a cops gun, not hey officer,
I just want to I love those like five cops
are chasing you and you're like, I lost a bet.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I love those videos where it's like the cop me
giving the cop my ID and it's just you pulling
your phone up, pulling everything out of your pocket like
a gun.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I would not do that. So that's, uh, we should
make that mock draft polishment. Huh.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So you have to be you either have to maintain
chickens or you have to try and grab a CoP's gun.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
I think we get rid of the chickens. It's just
cop gun.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I like the option gonna cost me hundreds of dollars
a lot of time.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Or thousands of dollars in jail time.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm gonna lose my job.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, this this too, so could end up being a win.
Did you have anything else, Robber? Are you ready? Yeah?
Have you guys?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
No, he's been ready to move on for a week.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
He's like, fun, I didn't know there's gonna be options
on that one.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
God damn it. That is the only time you ever
give me that option.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
So Monday, I would to go see a movie in
for d X, which is basically those chairs that move around.
Oh okayeah, my first time ever seeing a movie like
that movie Novacane. It's a movie with Jack Quaid. Basically
he can't feel anything. Randy Quaid's brother son.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I think it's Dennis Quaid's son.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Oh yeah, one of the Quads.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Dennis quaid son. You've seen he's the uh he's Hue.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
From The Boys, The Boys Jack Quaid, You've you've seen
him either way. I continue, Yeah, he can't feel pain,
and so like they were really pushing it for d
X because he can't feel pain. So you're gonna feel
like the punches and stuff because it's like an action comedy. Yeah,
and it's a very gory.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's why you're bruised.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
That experience, it was like five out of five. The
whole thing, Like at the very beginning when they they
do like a preview like, oh, you're in a forty
X chair, so this is what it can do. And
they play like whatever buildings falling you like travel through whatever.
And the chairs are moving. It's not a roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Your they move like a roller coaster though, like it
is like.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
The they will move. You know, you're not physically moving
like to a different row. You stay in ther same row,
but yeah, you are like you are being tilted and
rocked back and forth, and then like in the the
backrest the back of the chair you feel.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Like punches, oh damn.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
And then and then the seat in front of you.
It has like water nozzles so if you can choose
to turn on or off and when there's blood or water,
it will spray at you.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
It's awesome. It was a really funny spirits. It was
really much spray.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Is is it like it's like a mist.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
It's like a mist, not like yeah, yeah, yeah you're
not You're not gonna be going home and you're like dressed,
you need to change the clothes.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
That'd be funny. Yeah, I don't know, but it's it's
a mist.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Like if you were watching Master and commander and the
sea spray is coming over the edge of the boat.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Say, yeah, you get a little.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
How much for tickets to this?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Like?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
How much are tickets in this theater? I got it?
I got it.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Like a press screener, Ah, Bobby big time.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Over here, there's a press screen, A boy.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't know how much they'd be. I think I've
seen some press.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
I mean, I'm guessing it's probably like twenty dollars.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
I think like twenty dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Nothing crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I think it seems cinemak for like twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
That would be funny if if SNL steals this sketch,
this should be a funny SNL sketch. But like just
like you're on a first date with some girl and
you don't realize it's those it gets those seats and
you're like trying to put your arm over, trying to
like pull like tragular action, and it's.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Like wow, shit, oh shit, I got punched in the back,
and she thinks you're doing it or better yet, you
walk in, but you walk into the wrong theater and
all of a sudden, a porno starts playing and you're like,
I don't like this.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
That's pretty crazy though I heard. I think Twisters is
like the first I heard out of the theaters. But yeah,
I guess that's pretty awesome to use.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, on the sides, they have big fans. So if
there's wind or whatever, I'm sure during Twist that was
probably going you probably feel the wind inside.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
It'd be funny if you couldn't, like hear what's going on?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
What are they saying?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I wish you guys had warned me beforehand that the
wind was gonna blow my fucking popcorn away?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
That would be Yeah, did your was your popcorn?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Okay? I don't really like I was gonna say there's
a popcorn?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
No. If you go to a screener, though, that is
weird to get snacks at a screener because do you
have to turn your phone in? No? Have you had
to go to those where you had to put your
phone in because you're like, I'm not gonna get snacks
if I don't have my phone like that.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I think that's only the second one on the second
screen I've ever been to it.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
I don't. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Cole that used to be on this podcast would take
me to screeners. Sometimes there was h was Chris Pratt,
Jennifer Lawrence and uh they were in like space and
that was Passengers.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I think was the name.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I remember going to see that
and they were so mean about your phone, your phone away.
I don't have my phone and they like we were
like scanning you got your phone away?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Was like, yeah, I put in a bag. It's in
a bag out there. What do you want me to do?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
I had my watch and my watch ding once and
I was like, my watch has been on silent ever
since then. It was just like a bing or like
when an espan up that comes in. We're like, that's
not annoying. That didn't bother anybody. But they're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
No, no, dude, you can't have noise in a movie.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
There.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
No, I get completely, I get it, I hand up,
I fixed it, never been on again. But it wasn't
like something that was like what the fuck. No one
was startled by it, but they were really mean about it.
And Cole would always take it like his pen and
paper and like take notes. Fucking nerd. He's literally like paid.
But yeah, I made fun of.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Him for it too.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
It's your job as a guy to make fun of
your friends any opportunity to give you. Yeah, that's why
you're friends with them. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
I think this was like the perfect movie, like the
first time doing the forty X because it's not a
movie that's like gonna win an Oscar, just you know, silly, funny,
like action comedy to think like rush Hour but with
more blood.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
They need to have more movies that are just in
that category. It's like, look, dude, this isn't an Oscar.
We don't need awards for this, but like just have fun.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Well, I mean we've got him for a while, Like
there's there's all the John Wicks and then could have
been doing this for years.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
They have been, I know, at least the very the
most recent one they did it for. I have no
interest in Fast and Furious, but I was really curious
to watch that movie in four dex and I'm just
I never got to it.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Did you ever see drift in that bit nobody? It
was the one that stars the guy from Better Call Saul,
and he's like, yeah, he's like a family guy or
what it's like. But it's like, uh, yeah, he's like
a former CIA.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's like taken with him.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, taken mixed with John way, that's what this one
kind of reminded me. Yeah, that style of nobody. When
I saw the previews, I think you're thinking of the
Bob Dylan movie. Hmm, that's it. Yes, A Complete Stranger.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Nobody, Robert Feeld, nobody.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I know.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
It was a really fun experience. I couldn't help but
like there was certain parts like where they were in
a car chase and the car flips over and so
you're really moving at that point, You're really moving and
just like laughing the whole time because of that. And
then I'd really recommend it if you can see this
movie in forty.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
X unless you have two shit, yeah, because I just
seem like there's definitely gonna be pooh on one of
those shares at some point. Oh yeah. She'd be like,
oh my god, this is tossing my stomach.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
This was part of the part of the show.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
It takes a while to kick in because the movie
starts is all slow. There's there's no movement or thing,
and then randomly there's like a punch or a kick
or something, and it's at the back of your back
of your seat. And Sam was with me, and she
thought that someone had kicked the chair behind her. So
she like started to turn around and like had like
an angry face, like she's a bad to go off
on someone. And she's like, oh wait, that was that

(33:57):
was the chair kicking me. That was part of it.
No one kicked her. It was a part of it.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Were there any sex scenes there is like like a
bed rocking back and forth.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
No, not that, No, that'd be great. Yeah, I fully
expect there to be.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yeah, it's like in like fifty years, it's gonna be
those seats in porno theaters.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm telling you, fifty shades black or gray or whatever
it was. The shades are gray.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Well, if it's a full on porn movie, it's probably
fifty shades of black. That's true.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It was full on all right, let's move on. Let's
move on to the comeback Kid segment where we you
know what. I was like, a we're a little light
on comeback kid stuff. But uh, I think this took
care of a lot of filler time.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Right, they did it. I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
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Speaker 8 (37:02):
It's the comeback Kid, the cock of the Week, Comeback
Kid of the Week.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Our first comeback kid.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
This week is free agency because the NFL free agency
period kicked off.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
First off, X.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Was down and not a great look Elon, maybe the
worst look Elon's ever had. And I mean probably he's
done some stuff you could say was a bad look.
Would you say the salute or X being down on
the start of NFL.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Free agency.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
One day? You can't do it right.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Like I'm not saying the salute's cool, but like I
am saying that, like NFL free agency start, Like that's
when I'm on X more than I'm ever going.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
To be on X.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I mean all day long, not justifying it. They're both wrong,
I'm both very wrong. But I was madest about this
because like, I can just not watch a video. I
can't not look at X on free agency.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Recently, which is right there at the top Adam Schefter,
That's all I've been checking for the last three or
four days, but especially that first day, like you can't,
you cannot have it.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
But what sucks about that is like, whenever Instagram's down
or Facebook's down, what's the first thing you do?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
You go to the other one.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
You go to Twitter, and you're like, is Instagram down?
And then everybody's like, what the fuck is every common haircuts?
Instagram's down, You're okay, cool? Where do you go? And
exes down? Like his Twitter down?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Is X down?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I just googled it and somebody was like xoutage reported,
and I was like, cool, Well, I was trying to
post a very cute picture of my daughter to threaten
west Ham to win, and I was like, how dare
them let that?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Like they better not let her down.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
She was wearing a west Ham jersey and was holding
a soccer ball and then they still lost, so fuck them,
And I blame X on them losing because if I
had showed west Ham enough, they might have been like, hey, boys, with.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
This kid, all right, Mike's America. That's oh one? What
that one?

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I went head down this little last right, hey, all
that head down your rally for the last all right, boys,
got and kick it around for for the little lass
out and the sights.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
He just goes in and out of being okay and
then just back to bad. Mine's just bad, ain't it? Yeah?
It was driving me nuts. I like all I wanted
was updates. I'm trying to see. Of course it didn't
matter because the Packers haven't signed fucking shit. They have too.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
We have that I've heard of yea sometimes. But that's
also fun. It's just being like like Javon Holland. Giants
signed him, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't know
that guy is.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I remember him, but I remember seeing his name six
years ago when he was at Oklahoma State. Did not
know he was still the lead.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Giants signed Stone Forsyth as the offensive lineman.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
You think you're gonna move a guy named Stone?

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Stone Forsyth literally is like what David used to kill Goliath.
You think about it, stone Killer is what he is.
That's his name translates to stone killer stone Colls. Steve
Auston is pretty much who we hired. We just signed
that guy, so.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Pretty great. We're set. You don't need quarterbacks.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I was gonna say, who's throwing the ball for next.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Probably a rookie or Aaron Rodgers. I was hoping that
Aaron Rodgers would sign by now the Giants are Steelers,
but he hasn't.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Like in my head, I'm ripping balls right now.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I want him to go to the Steelers just because
I think there's better chance for success. They don't want
me to be happy. On the other hand, look at this.
I want you to get to experience the joy that
I expect. Oh my god, that looks good in blue
Probably he looks real good in blue blue pops with
that mustache. That blue fox stops.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I will walk back all my takes on Aaron if
he does sign with the Giants. If he doesn't, I
won't walk any He takes back and I'll be like, yeah, scumbag.
And then he's just gonna go to DK Metcalf and
George Pickens, who are gonna be mean to him.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Also, if he goes to the Giants, then I can
all season long. I can be like I'm a Packers fan,
but I hashtag back the Blue and like I don't
understand what why one of those flags. I'm justin Aaron
Rodgers fan. Guys. Look, dude, he gave me many years
of happy back in the Blue, the Blair, back in
the Blaar.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
I'll do ayahuasca on the pod and if we can
get some, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Michael does it.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
I don't know if we'll be able to say how
much ayahuasca because doesn't it like it also makes you
like ship like a lot wear diapers. Well, just I
got a lot of my I'll just sit, I'll do
the whole thing from the toilet and I'll just hold
my iPad super time. It's just like shoulder up that

(41:40):
the guys, I'm not gonna dip I promise I got you.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
We're good, We're good. But yeah, that's the Sam Darnold
to the Seahawks.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Also DeMarcus Lawrence to the Seahawks.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Daniel Jones to the Colts.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Just run the run the fucking wish boat.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Hear me out Indiana Jones.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Uh did you come up without yourself?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I saw something made it already but An Jones.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
But yeah, dude, just keep him, Jonathan Taylor and Anthony
Richardson on the field at all times and just run
triple like you don't know who's getting now, who's handing
it off. Nobody will ever be able to track it.
I mean, he is the fastest quarterback in the league statistics,
and Anthony Richardson's pretty faster statistically.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Daniel Jones was the fastest quarterback in the NFL at
one point in time. But don't worry about it because
we got Giants. We signed Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
So worst case scenario, we run the itire back that
can't that's not gone wrong in the past.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
It's gonna be its God, it only work one time.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Look what do I always say that one time against
the Packers. Be fine, It's gonna be fine, all right.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
App sure we missed the playoffs because.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Because we'll either get a rookie quarterback that's gonna be good.
Not Jackson Dart, not Jackson Dart, anybody but him.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Not him.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, you don't want him Door cam Ward. They'll be
cool or will just get Aaron Rodgers, like, what's the
worst case scenario, or Russell Wilson, I'll hate that. I'll
hate you.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I think I know what the worst case scenario is
trading for Kirk Cousins and having to inherit that contract.
That's what I'm saying. That's worst case scenario. Do that,
that's worst case forget. You could also get Jamis right.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Fun for a little bit, but not long term fun.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
And like, you know you're not signing in long term,
but you want to draft a quarterback no matter what,
because I don't care who he is.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
We still got to drafted quarterback.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
What if neither one of these guys is the right
guy and you draft a quarterback next year, No, these
guys are the right What if we make What if
you do a year of Jamis, have some fun, lose
a bunch of games, and then you guys do something
crazy and draft a Manning.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Because Archie is gonna go back to school. The Maning
is always graduate. That's what they do.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
It's historically accurate. Eli went back a new age. Also,
what if you, like, if Eli gave Hi permission to
work ten, you didn't even have to get a new.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Jersey eli's going to be ten percent or the owner.
He's gonna buy ten percent of the Giants. They already
talked about that, so like they'll be like, I own
this team, Come on, come do this thing.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Did they really talk about that?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
He's like a front runner to be They're gonna sell
tempers in the team.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
I do not have them. You should get, but I
would like to because Brady owns ten percent of the Raiders,
so he should do two percent more for the two
super bowls that he beat.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Tom Brady like that, and then you have Tom Brady's
number two.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
They go, Tom, you're a little broke bitch. You can
only afford ten percent of a team.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
This is where like my my, like I hate the
Giants right now, but a little bit of light is
creeping in in my dark little stole.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I'm like, oh, jovon, holl now we got now, we
got a corner.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
We gotta safety, guys, safety you never This guy named Stone,
don't know a lot about him, but I looked at
a picture of him.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
That guy looks like an offensive lineman. Sounds like an
offensive lineman.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I mean, you get your quarterback and everything else can
fall into place. Look what diff for the Commanders this year? Right,
So like that's that's a little thing. No matter how
bad your team was the year before, there's always hope
when they start getting to like pre draft time. Like, dude,
what if we just like nail every draft pick in
all of our off season signings and we get a quarterback?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
There's no downside? No downside ever?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Okay, what if we get just.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Like why why wouldn't you want to go up Peyton Manning?
Remember him the week well on his way out.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Gets like Aaron guards receiving.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
It just seems like it's way too early to start
getting hope of.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
The season. Why would I not have all the hope? Robert?
You think it's too early when he literally doesn't know
who his quarterback is going to be next year? Early,
But that's why it's fun.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Are you talking about we have and or Aaron Rodgers
and or Russell Wilson and or Campboard Andrew she Georg sand.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
I just don't like the heartbreak I've seen a year
after year.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
What are you talking about? I don't like seeing it?
What are you talking about? Are you talking about how
like fine, how he looked and acted after the Yankees
lost the World Series.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's gonna be fine, dude, It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Downside of this breaking news, DeMar Hamlin re signs with
the Bills.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
All right, that's the fun right now.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Robert Demr Hammond died.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Now he's in the NFL again. Asho was gonna win
the world Seriously, Like, there's no injuries right now. Everybody's fine.
Al Tuovey is gonna be a new position. Like fuck,
we might even see mc colors this year. Probably not well,
but like you just got to run with the hope, man.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
But it makes sense for spring training because it's happening
right now.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
You know, you know what happens right now is free
agency is happening.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yeah, this is preseason.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
I can cast a lot of checks I don't have,
I can I can write a lot of checks.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I don't have to worry about cash in for months.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
And Robert, let's be honest, it's the NFL. There's there's
no off season. There's always Any news in the NFL
is good news because you're like football.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
I just don't want to see Alex hurt again.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
I said this to somebody at work the other day.
When the fuck does the XFL or USFL S.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
We don't talk about that league anymore. But we don't
talk about that league.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Wait, no, it's dead that league. We still don't talk
about that. But I was saying to somebody the other day,
I was like, when is that starting? Just because I'm
missing football that much, I'm like, it's horrible football, it's
not good.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
We got offered to maybe speak for a certain team
that I might have been a part owner of before,
and I said, no.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Should have been the Gamblers. I'm still mad about that.
It should have been the fucking.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Houston shouldn't have kicked me out of a playoff game.
But then they lost, and it really kind of set
their team in a downward spiral, and they've never been
good since. A lot of people are saying that because
it's fact. Since they lost to the Arlington Renegades in
that playoff game, they've never had a winning season.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Tell me the difference.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Was it the part owner that they removed from the
stadium because he was he was sticking up against racism
and also drunk and told them, good bring the cops.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well if you can't, if you can't whatever, and we're.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
A good go get them they're probably loitering around here.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, I guess what.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
They were, lots of them. Do you have a ticket
because you're loitering in this section?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
So I'm a part owner. I'm part owner. I don't
see your tickets. I see I see your tickets.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
That is America. But either way, Robert, Yeah, anytime there's
any football news going on, it wins, it wins the
news of this news cycle.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
And me being sad is good for content as bad
as it is for my mental health and maybe my
future life.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
But yeah, free agencies back.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Shout out to the NFL because right now I'm kinda in,
kinda in, and I can spend just about anything to.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Go my way. You got the third pick, man, third pick,
anything can happen.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I mean, Russ Wilson maybe gonna sign with the Browns.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Guess what. Browns already have a quarterback. They don't need
draft quarterback, do they. They have Deshaun and will not
be playing this year, Canny Pickett, and then they would
have Russ Wilson's that's three quarterbacks.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
If you have three quarterbacks, you don't need one.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Well, Deshaun, No, Deshaun's not playing though, he's already you
got surgery.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Okay, Well then you have Canny Pickett and Russ Wilson.
That's two quarterbacks.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Can you pick us a small hands dude.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Not my problem, not my quarterback Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Maybe I don't ride a back. Will Levis then I
don't know. Takes your door, Take Cam, I'll take the
other one.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I don't want Russ to go to Cleveland just because
I feel bad enough for Cleveland fans, just because, like
everything that happens that team is horrible and stiff giants.
I don't want them to have to have the corniest
quarterback of all time at the same time, Like.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
You just can't fild confidence for that, the rapist quarterback
and the corneus quarterback all on one team and then
bring Jamis back and then can you pick it with
the smallest hands, smallst hands, silliest quarterback, rapist quarterback, most
cringiest quarterback.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
You know? The mount rush that Russ would be like,
I'm gonna take to Sean under my wing. I'm gonna
lead him to christ and he's gonna like do all
of that corny shit into Sean, which get the fuck
out of it. I don't fucking want you to ever
talk to me. Yeah, I'm just collecting paychecks and faking
injuries until this contract is up, and then I'm gonna disappear.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
I absolutely robbed an entire NFL franchise, robbed the city
of its joy.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
They got the calves. Caves are good right now, but
they're not gonna win the rockets, fucking all of it.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Rockets are gonna wine Monster of A seven series.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
You get them out.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Okay, So re agencies back?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
What else do you? Oh? Injuries are back. We were
talking about training earlier and Robert, can I ask you
a question? What's that? Is the Yankee season already over?
It might be Garrett Cole, your ace your.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
From a Max freed guy, freed bird?

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Baby? No, he's your ace, you know, Yankee for life?
You know that sign he held when he was a
little kid. Still Ye, widow elbow, we got widow. Tommy
dunt or.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Do we go to hab Lansac has had like nine
of those?

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, But he likes dogs, so we don't talk about it.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Garrettle has a dog, loves dogs?

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Does he?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah? Does he does?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
An Ai dog is a real dog and along with
I don't know what is with the Yankees. They should
probably fire their entire strength staff because, uh, John Carlos
has two hot elbow. He's just he's alleys hurt. We
knew that Will elb fine fine, and the whole year
two it's gonna be fine. What's that like? Gil is Heil?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
It's heel Please say his name correct?

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Heal.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I don't know number the y or two.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
No, but he's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Rookie of the Year justin preseason. Done for the year.
That's like ninety million dollars this year. That's locked up.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I don't think he planned on his elbow not working.
I don't think you like just like, hey, watch this,
like he not just slicing his elbow open on purpose.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
You know if it was me, I would just pitch
through it. I would too.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Which is I think a problem in this And I
think it goes back to Aaron Boone.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
That's why you should never trust or pay anyone named Garrett.
My name is Garrett.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
You guys literally paying a guy named Garrett who come.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
To the No. He traded for him, but then you
paid him. But we didn't make the he was on
your payroll. Hey, Hey, that contract is you. He was
on your PAYO contract already exists.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
The money came from the Astros to him with that contract,
Semantics and Yankees paying a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
It's fine and you want to stay young. So that
was cool.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
It was literally weird when he opted out. He's like,
give me more money and they were like Yankees were
like no, He's like, okay.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Yankee for life. He's Yankey for life. He's not gonna
go awhere else. Do you respect that? Like, okay, I
tried it. It could have been like just to stab
you in the heart. Brad Marshawn where he was like, hey,
I'll take less money to stay on this fucking team.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
They're like, no, we're sending you in a Florida. You
know what I'm gonna need to take that. I'm gonna
need to give me one thousand dollars or I'm not
gonna do this next week. Alex no Ah ship damn
fuck Gravy for life. You know you know what I'm saying,
this ISOs you don't take right.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Hey, I mean guys, guys trying all right.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
I really hope that was his response when they were like, Garrett,
we're not gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
He just went, ah, you got me shit, He said him,
a bitch, you comment black?

Speaker 5 (53:05):
All right, sorry, all right, I thought you would think that.
I believed that forty million a year wasn't enough money
in my bad you know.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Cashman's like, sorry, Garett, we can't. He's like fuck, He's
like all right, it's cool. Oh God, thank god, thank god.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
God damn it. When George was alive, I never had
to say no to a free agent's money. To me, like, yeah, Ryan,
give him a check. George. I don't know what do
you think you need. I just want to if we
keep winning World Series, we'll keep selling jerseys and we'll
pay for all of it.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
That was like the Mark to share a story when
we got him right before they won the last World
Series that they ever won or ever maybe ever will win.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
They were like, well, he's gonna go to Baltimore and
they were like no, no, no, no, what do you want
tell us give us a number right now.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
And he was like okay, I'm like here, there's that number.
Can play for us.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
That's how we got Mark to Shaff, coolest name in
baseball at one point in time.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
He had such a bitch face.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
No, he looked perfectly like for a Yankee. Yeah, they
look like such a yank. This is what I just said,
not a bitch face. He just looked like a Yankee.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
So his face looked like he was a bitch.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
No, he looks like like I don't fucking park here.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Every time I saw his face, I didn't want to
punch him in the face, but I wanted.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
To slap him.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
He just had a slappable fucking oh.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
But he also looks like if you tried to slap me,
he'd kick your ass. Dude, you would have beat the
shit out him, kick your ass. What was he like
six three two fifty some shit like that.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
He had like a John Rocker face, very face.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Yeah, it was a little bit fatter, so like he
didn't have the clear lines of the racism. It was
rounded out like a bitch like. He looked like Mark
Ta Sera.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
If you back into if you have like if you're like,
oh fuck, I'm going the wrong way, and you turn
into his driveway to back out and turn around like
Mark t Shira absolutely is like what the fuck is
that guy doing in my driveway?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Face like runs out into his front yard holding a bat.
He's got that face like it just bat boxers and
a rope. That's all he runs outside. Yeah, that's all
you need and he has.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
But it's like the fighting rope, so it helps his
back or whatever they allegedly helped. I don't know everybody
fucking had those.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Wait, I thought you just meant like boxers und fight.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Remember like the like shoe string necklaces that all the
baseball players used to wear. Oh, rope, Yeah, I said robe.
They said rope, no, b not p. You did say
necklace though, didn't.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
We got lost in all that boxers. We got to
where we got to where we needed to be, and
I think that's all that matters.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Yeah, either way, Yankees are cooked. Your team is stupid.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
I mean there's only they're old. Only one way they
can go is up.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Do you think Gihn Carlos Stanton's injury is gonna be
next year?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Probably like back, it's getting older right.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Back, I'm gonna say legs. It's like no, no, he
literally just it used to be. We said he can't
run because he was slow. He cannot run anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Maybe a hamstring.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
He'll be like those dudes. Playing uh like fifty year
old fat dudes that have like a beer gut. That's
just as long as they are high and they play softball.
And if they don't hit the home run, they don't even.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Try and run like professional baseball player.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Yeah, that's gonna be. It's gonna be when he makes contact,
if the ball doesn't go over the fence, he's not
leaving the batter's box, just fucking throw it in and
tag me out. I can't run anymore.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Look, dude, they're either gonna be really good or they're
not gonna be really good.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Okay, that's all I gotta tell you.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
That is true. That is a binary system.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I had to break down the Yankee Sea eclip that
so hold on.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
So I was gonna say, so, they won't be great,
but great is not really.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
It needs to be either really good or not really good.
That's what I'm gonna say. Like, that's how the Yankee
season is going to go. I guarantee you you have
away with words, my friend, really really good or not
really really good, and the injuries will be either a
really bad thing or they won't end up being a
bad thing one of those two.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Damn, this guy's spinning bars over here, no in between.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Well, they'd be like, man, they overcame those injuries are fuck,
they could not overcome those injuries.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Socks are gonna kick their ass this year.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, but then I have an excuse already built in,
like well we were injured.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Yeah, I mean yeah, but you're the Yankees, you have
unlimited money. Oh wait, you're not the rich New York
team anymore.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
We are, But they just don't spend it. I don't
know why. If you own an inter MLB team, you
can buy anybody. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Like that's what I don't understand, Just do it.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
That would be funny if Cohen like bought the team
only to destroy the Yankees, Like he's not big against
anyone else, but any free agent that the Yankees gonna Mets.
Coen was just like, I'll pay him more. I'll pay
you more even if I don't need you.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
That's what he has to do, because like the Mets
will not win, like they're gonna win games, They're not
gonna win a championship. The Dodgers are gonna win a
fucking championship the next nine years.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Like that's it. We've seen it. We know what happens.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
They need to like gamble on baseball fucking there to
do all the things. And then the new Japanese phenales
and come over. I guess where he's going. La another dominate.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
They're gonna have like the next twenty six years of
contracts all be deferred for them. Like, I don't know
how major League Baseball's not stepped in and made.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
That illegal because they run major League Baseball.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Dude, they don't scared of Magic Johnson out there. You
said it, I mean all right, He was like, listen,
you just let us do whatever we want until we
sell the Dodgers.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Juries are fucking thing now. Neat.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I told them to turn injuries off this year.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I texted my brother the other day about that because
I was looking up Stanton's elbows when I saw that
he was gonna be out for the year, and then
I saw while searching that that Garrett Cole was it
was gonna be tomm john He's done. Texted to my
brother with like laughing or whatever the fuck I said.
He was like, we don't root for injuries, even if
it is the Yankees. I go, dude, I will always root.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
For the You can go yourself, I'm not. I'm not
for that belief.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
I don't know injury.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
We root for injuries, but I'm gonna make fun of
you if your guy gets injured.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yeah, I don't root, like I'm not sitting there going God,
I hope he say, even though sometimes I do when
it's the Yankies. But like, even if you don't root
for them, I will celebrate and make fun of them
once they happen to players and teams I don't like.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Like, I like something bad to happen to your team
that makes my team more beneficial winning games.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Like I don't want Caleb Williams to blow out his
knee because I think him being on the field is
actually worse for them because he's really bad at football.
But if the Whims blew out his knee, I would
laugh so incredibly sort.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
I mean, like if you look just like running down
the Yankees roster, like they're fine. You got Max Freed
old freed bird last Hurrah, just go out win ship man.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Uh, Carlos Rodan ever heard of him?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Old?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Still Marcus Stroman, old as fuck but cool.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
He's also like five to nine.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
He can slay h Clark Schmidt. Yeah, sounds like eighties old,
Yeah he does. Which the eighties was when baseball was
at its purest. A lot of people say that the
cocaine was very pure as a historian.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
As a historian, uh, maybe move. Dwight Goodin had a
lot of pure going through him. Maybe we can move. Yeah.
I don't love the bullpen.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I don't like the bullpen. I mean, Devin Williams is cool.
Luke Weavers, good Mark Gliders.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Everyone was fucking destroyed your entire team. No, he shows
up wearing a beard when he's not supposed to you
guys change your policy. Yeah, because he's so good, and
then all of your pictures start getting injured and other players. JT.
Brew Bakers are really cool based stupid name, really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Baseball name, Bust brew Baker. It sounds like he makes
Beeter fuck Yeah, cool name, all right, I take him back.
Cool name, But what was his first name?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
JT? That stupid name should be TJ.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Just timed brew Beer. That's what his name is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Really, God damn it. Stop making it cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
And yeah, it's really cool. Brett head Rick will Warren.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
That's a picture right there, or a starting quarterback Will Warren.
I don't want to fuck with Will Warren. Will Warren
guy clearly went to USC. If he's a starting quarterback. Yeah,
he was a USC starting quarterback.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
That's a blonde white quarterback if I've ever heard one
of my.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Life, which isn't at all what he looks like, but
he sounds like he would be a yes, generic quarterback
on like n Cuba.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Like seven years down the line.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yep. Uh so yeah, I don't know. Man again, will
either be really good or not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Also, I just opened the fucking window for any time
an injury happens to the Red Sox or assholes this year.
Alex is just gonna fucking me. Yeah, that does sound
pretty out of characters.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
That doesn't sound like me. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
You're not a vengeful Verson at all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
I'm all class here. Okay, So injuries are back and
then also back. This week is mock drafts because Robert
was not here last week and instead of just getting
a list, we're gonna do a mock draft this week.
We're doing a mock draft of captains. If you have
any mock draft suggestions, hit us up. We're at pass
Great pot on X. Use the hashtag PTG mock draft
and just give us a list and we'll pick some.

(01:01:39):
I mean there's some weeks where it's like they give
they like present themselves. Other weeks we have to really,
you know, scramble. And we've done mock draft season enough
years to where we don't want to redo mock drafts.
So we have to be like, oh, what about this one,
what about this one? What about this one? And we've
already done that one. Okay, mock draft of captains. We
have not done a mock draft of captains. Our most

(01:02:00):
recent mock draft two weeks ago was the mock draft
of dudes with beards and Pat One, Pat One, that
one who Robert got shot out in Jesus I got third,
And so we will do the reverse of that for
our draft order this week. Everybody has one win on
the season, so either having to grab a cops gun

(01:02:21):
or to raise chickens and have a chicken a chicken
coop in your in your land.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
By the way, if you go to grab the gun
and you actually grab the taser, doesn't count. Doesn't count.
You have to grab the gun. Gotta be the gun,
gotta get the gun.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
You don't have to do anything with the gun, but
you have to get the gun and so yeah, we
are all tied at one. Loser has to do one
of those two things. Then, uh, it's a mock draft
of captains, so any captain will do. This is a
tough one I have to lead off with. So since
I got last and the last one, we will do
the reverse order. We do a snake draft. So it's

(01:02:56):
gonna go me Robert pat pat Robert Me, Me Robert
pat pat ro Robert Me. I will have the first
and last pick in the draft this week, and I'm
a little nervous having to pick what goes one to one.
But it's a mock draft of captains, so it's any
captain at all, and I am gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Just try pressures on, don't fuck it up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Because I don't feel like it'll come back to me. No,
I'm gonna go Jack Spara, Captain Jack Sparrow one one.
It's okay, Captain jackspar.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
I was hoping you would pick someone else.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Yeah, I figured he would be one, and then there's
another guy that I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
There's like two or three possible ones.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
All right, so I'm gonna go. I think it'll come
back around to me. So I'm gonna go Crunch.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
That's what I thought his first pick was gonna be regardless.
I was like, we're gonna be thinking of real people,
and Rocker I had him top Captain Crush. All right,
number three right away, Bam, Captain America. Come on, guys,
you're just gonna let him be there, all right, Let
captain America the symbol of our country. Okay, all right.

(01:04:11):
My fourth pick, I am going to go Captain Planet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
That was on my list.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Save the planet, guys, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Bring with us the little kids and a monkey together
to help fight with it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
It really fucked you over if somebody else got Captain
Planet after you. Captain America's it's like I got all
of it. So really you had to kind of you
kind of handcaffed yourself on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Now, But America is more important than the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Well I get that, but like planet covers more.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Area, but it's not better. Captain America would.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Kick you have like it actually includes the planet?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Is America? Get me argue against my own picks, and
I'm not gonna do it. Robert, what's your next pick?

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
My next pick, I'm gonna go with Han Solo.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yeah, I thought was gonna taken because a lot of
people don't realize he's a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Captain, got a ship, He's a captain. He is a captain.
People don't call him Captain Hansol though he is called
Captain han Soul, but a lot of people don't call
him that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
I'm gonna take land O. No, I'm not gonna do that.
But what I'm gonna go with is, uh, I am
the captain.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Now, and I want the guy disappoint thing. I am
the captain now to Captain Phillips. That is what I'm
gonna take. And then Captain Underpants. Fantastic book series.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
As a kid, Sorry, I was not playing sports. I
wasn't reading like a nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
I was doing both, buddy, both.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
I don't think you were. I was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
I read all the time, big reader. I mean knows
that Underpants. All right, what do you got?

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
All right, I'm gonna go, oh, captain my captain.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
That's good, solid one, solid one, all right? Back to me.
My dad's favorite captain, I would assume, big fan Captain
James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek. Captain Kirk, Captain fucking
Kirk an absolute legend, probably the greatest Canadian of all time.

(01:06:14):
William Shatton, Well, Captain Kirk is actually I would saying
William Shatner, though the actor Captain Kirk. You know where
Captain Kirk is from. He's from space. No, no, not
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Captain Kirk is not a person.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
No, but where where was he born? In the series
I didn't watch Star Trek Iowa Loser. He said it's
about his American country, the country in Iowa. Well, you
just said he was Canadian, so the actor. Okay, And
for my final pick, come on, we all knew it
was gonna happen alcohol Captain Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
All right, Captain Morgan. I had Captain Morgan on my list.
But like there's other ROMs.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Yeah, oh, there's a bunch of other ones. But you
know what had to be true to me? Okay, like
a little spice drum from time to time. Back to you, Robert.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
I have so many I don't know good. I would
say the word good, But I have so many to
pick from. I'm really stuck between three. So the one
that I number two, don't though, don't think just throw
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Solly all right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I mean that was set on my list too.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Of course that was because I felt like the real
life captains you could go with were like Captain Solely
and Captain Phillips. I went the guy that I thought
was alpha, Captain Phillips, because Captain Phillips like you lost
your ship, like eventually people got saved, but like that
was because it's a National Guard fucking came in and
did all that ship or whoever it was.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
It came in. I think it was a National Guard.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
I think it was like seals because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Because the Guard had to be part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
I don't think so because it wasn't national Yeah. Also,
I'm pretty sure we sniped him from one boat to another.
And I don't know if you know this about boats.
They're moving up and down, so you're gonna pretty high levels.
I'm not sure if any of those guys are in
the Guard.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Okay, well then you guys left me just a slam
dunk Captain Hook. Yeah, fucking captain being fucking easy to
just I'm gonna wrap that up with Captain Hook. So honestly,
I think we all had really good drafts in this
looking back at them, let's recap.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
If you're a Patriot, maybe there's one draft a little
bit greater than the other.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
What's Kelly, yeah, right? Or underpants underpants?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
But I had Captain Jack Sparrow, I am the captain
now from Captain Phillips Captain Underpants, and Captain Hook. Robert
had Captain Crunch Hans Solo, oh, Captain my captain from
Dead Poet's Society, and Captain Sully. Pat had Captain America,
Captain Planet, Captain Kirk, and Captain Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
We will put the graphic up an extra point for
a literation at about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Three o'clock on three o'clock Central time on Thursday. You
can vote until Friday at five o'clock. So we'll put
it on all the socials. But X is the one
that we we account for. That's how we we take
our votes. All right, Honorable Men's go, honorable mentions. Captain
a Hab Yeah, the skipper from Gilligan's Island.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I had obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Oh, that would have been a really good one, really
good one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
At Barbosa Barbosa, I had black Beard on there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
I thought you had taken Captain Barbosa.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
I thought about it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Captain Davy Jones Captain Kangaroo. I only know Captain Kangaroo
from Big Daddy The Kangaroo Song.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Hey, the Kangaroo Song, I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
I thought Captain Kangaroo was just like a kids show
from way back in the day. I don't. I don't
think the Kangaroo Song was Well, that's what I thought
it was from Derek Jeter. Yeah, I was shocked you
didn't take Cheeter.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
I'm calling someone El Capitan's Captain kidd.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Yeah, my name is Captain Key. As I said, there's
a great fucking song if you're in the shanties. Yeah,
I'm a big shanty guy. You know that. I'm trying
to convince all my buddies that we should all learn
a shanty so next time we're together and hammered drunk,
we can sing it. I don't think it's gonna go
as well as you think. They all seem down right now.
They do. Yeah, they're not gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Every well executed, but those are. I feel like that
was all I had.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
It also made me sad only did this just because
Brad Marshan got traded. But yeah, well, junior Captain's never fun. No,
it's not well it's not okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
So if you got any mock draft ideas for us,
hit us out pashtag PTG mock draft for next week
before you get to the not cool sevent Pat, why
don't you do a h a redemption ad for little
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Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
I'm good, Well, I have to get pissed, so you
have to do it. So you're a real son of
a bitch. You know that you're a real I P.
Pat will do this. I think is starting to out Robert.
You should eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
The zoom's cutting out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
I just throw something at the camera. Fucking get it
out of here. All right, guys, you know the deal
past the great?

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Hold on? Note did he say PTG? Yeah he did? Okay,
I thought I pulled up the wrong one for a second, right,
No he didn't. No, he did say that's what it was.
I was like, I started typing in as I was talking.
Doesn't go great? Hey, guys, guess what you got a
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over ten dollars, Get your air fasteners, compacts, keychains, stickers,

(01:11:40):
what more could you want? Literally? All that's what I
say it all the time, All a boy wants is
some stickers. Give him a sticker, put it on the
back of his laptop. He'll marry you tomorrow. Uh, you
got a boyfriend? I guess what we're guys were smelly,
we're stinky. We don't even know his car stinks. Get
him a little m air shot, air shot, Robert, what

(01:12:01):
is happening right now? Little m air freshers. The floral
air fresheners, pack of them. They're three inches in diameter.
I this is what I should do. I said, I
was gonna read just word by word. This one's inspired
by Grandma's wallpaper. That's the floral airfreshener. But you know what,
maybe maybe you're not buying for your buddy, maybe or

(01:12:23):
for your guy. Maybe you're a lady and guess what,
you know you got to touch up your makeup in
the car on your way to work. I don't know
what you guys do. Got a bunch of compact mirrors
you can do? Uh, myriad of designs on that? How
about that word for the year there, Robert, A litany
of designs that we can guess what. Halfway through, it's
gonna ask you if you want to sign up for

(01:12:43):
the email. I don't already have, but you should. You should.
But you know what, Hey, maybe maybe you know Saint
Patty's Day is coming up. Maybe you want to give
people presents. Not historically a gift giving holiday, but why
not turn it into one. You know, I guess what
people are gonna be bar hopping. You know what happens
when you bar hop, especially in Texas, Robert, you get

(01:13:05):
really sweaty, you start to stink. Just start hanging air
fresheners on people at the bar. I'm sure they won't
get offended and angry by it. What is going on
at the bar?

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Yeah, they will get offended by you placing that on them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Hey buddy, I don't need this. Um Yeah, little mshop
dot com help support us. It goes to paying for
Robert's fancy food fighters T shirts that he likes to wear.
We got to keep him in high fashion. The only
way you could be more fashionable right now, Robert, maybe
if you had a little keychain on your pocket, sit
past the gravy pod. You can.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
You can get them customized.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Custom keychains, or just get some other You know what,
if you're if you're for the ladies, so some people
are for the boys. I'm not I'm for the ladies.
F the patriarchy keychain. Put that on your keys. Let
everyone know a police officer pulls you over. But I
guess what feminist right now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
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Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, the promo code is PTG six' nine for ten
percent off all. Orders you might as well load. Up
you never know from WHAT i heard that that promo
code's going. Away it never has before in the. Past
but you don't know. THAT i could just be creating
drama right. Now you better get on. It it's gonna
go away at midnight and then come back at twelve oh.
One the past gravy, shop, guys there's a whole bunch

(01:14:23):
of stuff on, there whether you want a little smiley faced,
keychain a cute little Bow. Sonny there's a little car
with motels next to. It, see you never let people
know you got a little attitude out there on the.
ROAD i feel Like, ROBERT i feel Like alex is
probably just like sitting around the corner out of sight right,
now listening to this and, laughing just seeing how Far
i'm gonna take, it you, know, Guess.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
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Cool segment not, cool, man dude that's?

Speaker 8 (01:14:55):
Not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
COOL coo.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
I thought i saw him coming down the hallway to
a little early, you know a little little shop ad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
After hours now we're just in silence until he.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Comes back what if.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
He just came over both just staring out. The door
where are where? Are you the door. IS open i
probably shouldn't be yelling into the radio station.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
RIGHT now i guess we could start off with not
cool him not, Coming back like how long does it
take To These russian.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
What if we got his? Key card that would be.
Super funny or what if he like fell and hit
his head and we didn't know that he was passed
out in the bathroom? Right now what if you got
that disease where like if you strain, too much you,
Pass out so like he ran in there to poop
and he just fell asleep Like the. Scrubs, episode yeah From.
The scrubs this is EXACTLY what i was. Talking about,
so actually, you know we're just gonna kill time. RIGHT

(01:15:51):
now i had, AN idea i gotta come up with
like different Burgers every monday For For. Burger, Monday yeah
i'm thinking about doing beer battered fried pickles on top of.
The burger but you, Know what alex just. Got back
he doesn't even get to hear about that idea because he.
Missed it don't don't worry. About it We ran we.
Ran out, this time we ended it and already ran

(01:16:11):
the intro like a minute and. A half we were
we actually at one point we started speculating on where
the hell.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
You were somebody was talking, To me, they're like when
you're supposed to be. On vacation, IT'S like i don't,
have MONEY so i don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
THE complication i thought you might have passed out while
you were pooping on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
The toilet, oh no like you many have the pee
turned into a poop and like you just. Passed, out
yeah my elvis it's just strained. Too, hard, NO no
i can't strain and it's bad. For you so they got,
THE king.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
I GUESS so i. DON'T know i think it. Was,
DRUGGED yeah i mean it was probably more so the
thirty consecutive years of. Drug, abuse yeah that probably was it,
All right so just, BETWEEN us i did not did not.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Save anybody he's not cool that. They submitted so next
week we're gonna have more not cools from. The listeners
if you have it, not cool hit a SUB hashtag
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hit by a bus very. Not cool if you stub
your toe also? Not cool who wants to? Go first out?

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
OF us i go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
All right the last couple, of days it's been pretty,
good weather have.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
Good. WEATHER yeah i had the, windows open just, you
know kind of like being, in nature but not also not,
just living. Just living all we do is here is
cars now because the windows, are open so it's actually
much louder than the. House NOW but i forgot to
shut a couple of them, last night and going, INTO
bed i put THE a c DOWN because i wanted to.

(01:17:46):
Be cool, This morning, i'm, LIKE oh i was like
that classic. Dad thing oh what are you cooling? The
neighborhood you can?

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
Cool, outside.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah just leaving the windows open and me. Have, Fun, bill,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
That's what those ones WHERE like i probably just cost
myself like one hundred and fifty, extra dollars probably like. Eight,
bucks no not Not.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
In texas they've gotten really good about the.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Like, positively yeah positive.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Vibes only but remember that time they, were like, oh
shit our whole power grid. Went out like ever, since
then they've, been like we don't give. A fuck we're
gonna just charge you out. The ass we've got to
make up, for, That, RIGHT.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Yeah i guess they weren't getting paid for all those
days that power.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Was down so but like instead, of, like hey we got,
your back, it's, like oh, fuck you which is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Super cool it's a cool thing, that happens but.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
That's it you just left your, Windows, open yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Windows up and it's just, you know it's one of those, things,
that yeah still not.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Cool, THOUGH yeah i have one similar to THAT that
i can bounce. Off of go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
For, IT well i not not, to brag But The
morning show is off, this Week So i've i've gotten
a little bit, more Sleep but i've had to Go
like i've been trying to just like put chores in,
and STUFF like i could take the dog to the groomy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
TOMORROW morning i.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
GOTTA do i gotta get my cable in and out
all moved over this week for like the move. Next
week But ON tuesday i had to go to a.
Doctor's appointment there was at. Nine Am so i'm not
usually out in traffic like when it's in like the high,
traffic hours like the morning or.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Afternoon rush my, fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
God dude like the amount of people that are just
idiots that drive in this city all over, the places just.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Like what do?

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
YOU like i don't know how many times IT'S like
i was behind somebody that just didn't go when the light,
turned green and it's not like it's not like it
was like GREEN and i expect you to, immediately go
but it's like Green, one, Mississippi two, Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Three mississippi for what are? We doing what do?

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
We?

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Do go and like somebody else has to honk on
the amount of people that are just on their phones
that are just like on their phones. At all AND
then i don't know the people that you see that
like have their phone to, their ear so that just
means you got to drive fifteen miles slower than, than
before and you get over what the fuck are?

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
You Doing Because i'm i'm a big like what the fuck?
Is good why are? You driving why are you?

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
So SLOW and I just i bitch ABOUT like, I
mean i don't really bitch, about it But like i'm
wake up at three thirty in, the Morning and, i'm
like that is that is a Sacrifice that i'm HAPPY
that i pay to not have to deal with traffic in,
the morning because, Holy shit i'm sorry to everybody that
has to do that all.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
The time like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
That's ridiculous, they're, like oh this. Is fine it says
it's twenty. Minutes, away nope it's an extra twenty they're
gonna add just because some idiot cuts you off and
you can't do here. Or whatever there's a wreck that
you see that then causes ten more minutes of. A
delay just traffic, in general and just people being on
the phone like it's a very old, man one but
that like fuck man as somebody who doesn't deal with traffic. Very, often,

(01:20:42):
YEAH yeah i got to experience that rage AND then
i got to go get my blood pressure taken and, they're,
like oh it's a. LITTLE high i was, LIKE yeah
i said in TRAFFIC not i was just, like, GO
yeah i bet that it's five MINUTES before i got my.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Blood pressure it's like a ninety percent chance of mine
is gonna be traffic related. Next, week yeah usually, is
Anyway but i'll also just be commuting farther awhile. House sitting,
but yeah, that. Sucks buddy i'm sorry you have to
deal with what everyone else has to deal with all.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
The, TIME yeah i. GET it i feel you feel.
YOUR pain i got.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
A couple ONE is i just looked to the right
AND realized i never started my timer that we always
start when, recording it just in case we need a
mark at what time anything happened to go back and
look at. IT later, i mean we have two other ones,
going on but like good to have as many as he.
Can get JUST realize i did. Do that. ANOTHER one
i have shit seven. TIMES today i don't KNOW what. I, Am,

(01:21:33):
okay YEAH nothing i ate. Was bad like it WASN'T
like i had, pork chops but it like. Wasn't undercooked
they were, pounded flat. Thin ONES and i think it
was just the sauce grease. THE wheels i don't want to, poop,
Anymore dude i'm tired. OF this i FEEL like i
Feel Like rob lowe from that Episode of Parks and
reck when he has the flu and he's just staring in,
the mirror going, stop pooping like it's nothing, bad Yet

(01:21:58):
but i'm really worried on the next one That like
i'm just gonna. Be raw, oh yeah like i might
have to stop on the way home and get some
wipes or something just to. Be safe so that. Has
sucked and my main ONE is i have just fucked
myself into a horrible. Sleep schedule where it started like
a couple of. Weeks ago there was like one NIGHT

(01:22:19):
where i, WAS like, i mean tom, AS well i
just played video games to like. Six am but THEN
when i do that on, THE weekend i tend to
sleep until The earliest i'll wake up as like, twelve
Thirty but i'll sleep till like one two o'clock the. Next,
day YEAH so i don't have shit to do and.
No Responsibilities but i've been doing it so, frequently lately
where like last night was The earliest i've, fallen asleep

(01:22:41):
and probably TWO weeks i think it was like two
thirty in. The morning i've been so goddamn tired the
last week and. A half it's. Fucking INCREDIBLE like i went,
to bed what Was it, Thursday night? Monday night this
is what happens, all time. IS losing i go, TO
bed i, get home it's like not. EVEN eleven i

(01:23:03):
go straight to, fucking bed stared at the wall until
three thirty in. The morning just wasn't even tired. At
ALL like. I tried i was EXHAUSTED when i got
HOME because i had had multiple days like THAT and
i didn't get. No, sleep exhausted, got home. Couldn't sleep
that's the most frustrating in. The WORLD like i would
spend like fifteen minutes scroll on, my phone then try
and pass out for like an hour and just, be

(01:23:24):
like my eyes. Are closed there's no reason for them.
TO closed i don't have an ounce of sleepiness in.
My body you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Should pay somebody that like just come choke.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
YOU out, i, Think yeah but if you're paying them
after hours and it's like late, at night they're probably gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Do sexual stuff to. YOU once i don't. Want that
there's probably gonna be. A dude, i mean if Pays
van zant wants to come fucking choke me out and go.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
For it there's definitely that would be, sick is, BUT.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
No, i think actually this. Makes SENSE maybe i should
just stop on the way home and get, those WIPES
because i should just buy. Some melotonin melotonin and zeke
will and just knock myself into a. Fucking coma you'll, be.
Done skes so this is a Problem that i'm trying,
to FIX but i don't see an end insight to
it because my circadian rhythm is so fucked up right now.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
OR reverse i probably get like four hours a night during.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
The week, we'll see that's hours.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
A week i've gotten thirty hours in the last.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
Three, days see that's where all my sleep is going
to HIM feel i feel so like and when your
body it gets sleep and you don't normally like THIS
is i FEEL like i could see through walls. Right
now see THAT'S what. I Like normally i'll get five
six on like a, work night you, know whatever BECAUSE
once i, get HOME like i do a LOT where
i close AND then i have, to open and your
body needs time to fucking chill out for a little

(01:24:37):
bit after you. Get home SO like i would normally
get like still five to six hours whatever fuck, It
WAS but i had a run of like five six
days in a ROW where i was getting like three and.
A HALF and i don't know if you, Know this i'm.
Quite large my body clock needs to reset more. Than
that this does not run well like the body. Was
running my brain for the last week has JUST been

(01:24:58):
i can't tell you how Many times i've, said cooked
either to my employees or not, my, employees, coworkers whatever
or like to Guests like, I'm sorry i'm an idiot.
Right now my brain just ain't. Working today i've told
like nine customers week mac ain't. Cheeson do all, Week
long i've been a hit short of.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
A single grab this guy a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
Fucking sponge, SO Yeah i and also now and, Starting
tomorrow i'm gonna be house sitting for my buddy And,
tom Ball so i'll be sleeping in a. Strange bed
i'm sure that's gonna make this a. Lot easier and
maybe a. Haunted house it's. Not haunted you need to
just convince your friend that his house is. On it
it was this and then just. Photoshophic ghosts EVERY morning
i wake up and there's stuff broken around. The house, it's, like,

(01:25:42):
yeah dude because you keep not penning up the fucking
boxer and he's, an, Idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Dude bay these doors are opening in the middle of.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
The. Night, Maybe actually i'll probably sleep Better because i'm
gonna have two dogs to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Cuddle with just convince him that his house is on.
It though that'll be a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
FUN dude a ghost broken and pooped in. The corner
it was probably one of. The, dogs yeah, the dogs.
Sure did your dog's gonna? Do. That dude the ghost
upper decked.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Your toilet, that's, disgusting dude kind of fucking ghost you
got in?

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
This house the ghost picked up all the dog turns
in the backyard but left a. Human, dird yeah. It's
weird weird move weird move on. LIKE ghosts i also
probably wouldn't touch that grill for, a while, All right
so those are.

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Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Like that if you got a, drunk idea a high thought.
You have you want to power.

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Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
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Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Question why just answer the question, the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
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Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
The subject just answer the print question kept an answer,
any questions?

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
All right this question Is From abby Givens At abby
givens SEVENTEEN on X and, abby says why can't WE
three d?

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Print, food technically anything you eat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Is food we should absolutely be able TO three d.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
PRINT food, i mean we you CAN three d print
block and, eat it and technically. It's food it's not
going to have any NUTRITIOUS vol.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I think it's just big food companies are trying to
like make us not be able to, do that, because
like WHY can't i just like put a carrot and
like use that as like the thing, to print like
use instead of instead. Of whatever this plastic is just
here's a bunch of sliced. Up carrot fucking make whatever
make this block out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
OF carrot, I mean i'm sure you could, do that
but that's not creating. More, FOOD also i don't want
us to like make fake food that, they're like, oh
no this, is edible and then we find out five years,
from now, oh no everyone that ever ate that is
going to die. Of cancer kind of already.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Doing that but like the whole the printed process food is,
LIKE tofu i don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Trust it i'll eat it if it's, in somebody, so
soup don't get.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Me, wrong, well yeah that's the only acceptable time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
ABOUT me i don't. Trust it other, than that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
We should definitely be able TO three d. Print food
there's there should BE like i feel like we've got.
The technology the big food companies are just trying to,
make sure like the little guy can't cut out the
middleman where, it's like oh, but no what would you
be doing? To farmers and it's like then, then, no, no, no, NO
no i WANT to i want to be able TO
three d print. An EGG can't I three dy print?

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
And egg? Right now would it count it started? Printing
it if you just loaded it with, like icing and
then it LIKE three d printed like a house made out?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Of, icing yeah like a.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Gingerbread, house yeah that's what that, would be sick an.
Icing house so then that would BE three d. Printing
food we should be able to do. That always i'm sure.
We can, we can but big.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Food is making sure, they're like it's not we don't
have access. To that that's WHY three d printers are
so expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
These, days.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Also let's think about fairly new technology that's can. Print,
guns oh we're going to load it. Price, eggs well
why can't we JUST three d print a? Billion?

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Eggs done, problem?

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
Solved?

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
EGGBIDEMIC done, i, mean.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Oh what if you named your? Chicken printer.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
You had to name IT three?

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
D printer i got working on some eggs three d
be your, Two, chickens robert remember that for when you. Have,
to yeah when you lose, my dress you ain't gonna
grab a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Cops, gun yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
You'd never grab. A cop can you have the balls?

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
GUYS yes. I all i already have a plan in place,
For This like i've been working on it since we.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Said it find a friend that's, a cop and.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Exactly his Name. IS weston i know a guy who's.
A cop it has.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
A gun I'd ask adam the, cop THIS can i grab?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Your?

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
GUN fuck i guess that's also. Another OPTION can i
just grab your gun for? A? Video no but see
if It was adam, The cop i'll.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
BELIEVE it I believe.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
I wouldn't i would wait until he was on DUTY
and i would sneak up behind him and. Do it
no downside in THAT chance i. Get, SHOT no i won't.
GET arrested I know i won't get arrested for, that
one because he'll, be, like dude that's, serious time table
will never fucking. Do that but he'd, Be, like okay
that's a little. Funny though with my other friend who's,

(01:30:57):
a cop is a, canon cop, canon COP so i could.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
See a dog your friend is. A dog WHAT if.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
I, was, like dude can you just put the belt
on your dog? Real quick AND then i can steal
the gun from the dog because the dog is also.
An officer the dog is, a cop so technically that.
Would work, BUT yes i have plans in. PLACE already
i would. Do it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
But to get Back to, ashley's question we should absolutely
be able TO three d.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
PRINT food i mean we, can already, we can.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
But the big food companies don't want us to be.
Able to they're trying they're trying to keep the little,
man down and they're trying to like just they're trying
to keep those egg.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Prices Up so i've been saying, for.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
Years we'll, say that like if it's actually. CREATING food
i think the only food you should be able TO
three d print is a hot dog because the nutritional
value is already sketchy on that to, begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Just instead, of threads you use like buttholes.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
And, lips yeah it's pretty. Much it it's all this
ground up buttholes.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
And lips so we CAN three d, print food but
the government won't. Let us so answer, your question. GREAT
question I got Ashley and abby Confused because ashley as our.
Next question this Is From, ashley Meyer and, ashley says
what is the nicest animal besides?

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
A dog? Not? Cat cats you mean it's definitely not. A,
cat like don't get, me wrong some cats, are, awesome
right most of them were bitchy. LITTLE assholes i was
then they're. Still cute we're not saying they're. Not cute
they're just bitchy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Little, assholes like what are other house pets that would?

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Be cool?

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Like birds? Birds bite sometimes birds are.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
NOT cool a bunny would.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Be good but they can, buy two.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
They can but like it's, a bunny look.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
At it does not have to be a. Household pet,
it says what's nicest animal besides? A?

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Dog cows nicest?

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Animal cows who's ever had like a bad experience with?
The cow like? Mad cow not the, cow's fault not the.
Cow's fault that's a disease the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Cow had it, Didn't know, but like when is anybody
ever been like that cow's a?

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Fucking? Ass sure. Ain't gorillas it's. Not, gorillas horses but
they can make but they. Kick penguins they ever Heard?
Of Superman? Christopher reeve how'd that horse?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Ride.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Go penguins you ever See Fifty, First states those penguins were.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Super nice penguins are. Pretty nice that's another. Good one,
but cows because like they think that they give. Us
milk he give us all. That milk it's very kind.
Of them, milk me let's. Do that pigs are actually.
Very nice they're, very smart and they're. Good pets but.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
The movie snatch taught me that they can. Eat people
but also they give. Us bacon, So pigs, i'm sorry
you're nice and, you're smart but you have, to.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
DIE right i think that takes away a little bit.
Of it but, like cow you could also. Argue THAT
but i think cows themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
ARE nice i want to say raccoon just because when
people have pet raccoons, are awesome but out in the
wild not. So, Nice right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
There are, cool raccoons but there's bad ones that ruin
it for the rest.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Of, them technically bulls. Are, cows, no ye.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
They're bulls.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
They both Produce their the cows. Are cows bulls are.
Also cows they are both of the. Bovine species but
cows are very nice About dolphin they. Rate, people yeah
they do participate. IN rape i don't know if he
can say the four but they definitely. Essay, people yeah they're.

(01:34:24):
Humpers problematic, then again dogs are also humpers and we
let them get away with it because. They're cute but
these dogs aren't in the. Equation here and and dolphins also,
fight sharks so like balance the skilled dude dolphins are making.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
A case That's Like deshaun watson is a, nice guy
but like he donated a bunch, of charity he also just,
you know had that incident with a bunch.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Of, messuses ferrets losses.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Are pretty it's A good that's what was the other
ones you had say you had said something else. Too
earlier that, was good Said penguin penguin penguin, COW sloth
i think are our front runners.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
RIGHT now i Feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
I'm trying to think of just like other weird animals
that people have, as.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Pets sloth's claws seem like they could be.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
A problem that, slow problem, slow problem but STILL like i,
don't know they could kill you in.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Your sleep cow, harangue tangs no monkeys in general.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
Attack, of person. They will you've, Heard stories you've never.
SEEN it i don't want to see all they do
is hang Out With, clint Eastwood punch bikers And signal.
Left turns they're very cute.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
And nice and so Was that dunston. Checks, in no
it was any which way?

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
To loose oh it was the One from duncton checks
in and a. Rangue tank that's what, YOU'RE asking, I, believe, so,
YES well i don't think that one was. A chi.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
I Feel like i'm still pretty strong on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Cow sloths claws.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Concerned me they could be, slow KILLERS but i think
penguin penguin might be the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Right answer, handas again they could kill.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
Their bear they could a dog could. Kill you have
you ever? Had dogs one penguins in.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
A zoo they seem just like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
The friendliest they're, basically boxers but like friendly box, like
no not, like FIGHTING but i mean the dog boxers.
They're morons they don't. Understand anything they just roll down.
The HILL but i mean morons in the best cute possible. On,
RIGHT obviously i Would say koala, is also but the
whole committee, thing problem that's not. Their fault they were born. With,

(01:36:32):
it again, good point they were born. WITH it i.
DON'T like i don't think we can take. That away so.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Koala cow if you're like mad cow can rule. COWS
out i think we gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Go, Penguins penguins like when has anybody been? Like that
ping is a.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Fucking DICK like i saw that video again the other
day where all the penguins are walking and one of
them slips and falls and they.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
All, go yeah, they care. They're, Nice yeah and when
they see a, person like what are? You doing they're wearing,
fish fish?

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
What's happening want to see me fly down this hill on? My,
BELLY yes, i do, mister penguin let's. Do it, so,
penguins penguins penguins is. Our answer have we had to
talk through? It, though no that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Was good that. WAS good i think we got to a.
GOOD spot i think we got to a good spot. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Then penguins, Great.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
QUESTION ashley i Don't believe ashley's written In before oh.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Fuck you ALEX MTh i just, read Ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
But ashley keep writing. IN keeping i like what you're
asking there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Anything requiring me to also think about dogs at the.
Same time, good, question.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Right because it, was like if you, said nice what's the,
nicest animal.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
We were all gonna. Say, DOGS fact i would have
At least robert would have, been like not dogs anything.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Besides, dogs ummmm, all Right alex oh AT alex mc,
THUNDER one i hung out with him a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
THIS week i fucking this is my least favorite question of.
ALL time i fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
Hate everything see a chili cookoff AND alex i was
out there PARTY and i. Got one april, TWENTY six
i got a. Crawfish cookoff do you want to come
hang Out At? Cactus cove come hang out with. Me
there it's gonna. Be fun But, alex oh we always
ask you the power. Rank things give us things, at
powerrank we're the best at power. Ranking things and you
have to do his five similarly. Related things stop banging.

Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
On, THAT sorry i DIDN'T realize i was. DOING that
i don't have. Headphones on he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Have headphones he can't.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Hear That Power rank these country artists Is alex o
at alex we thunder ONE on x and he says
power rank these. Country artists he Gives Us, Morgan Wallen, Lil,
Nassex Shaboozi, post Malone, And Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Georgia land i'll. Go first i'll.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
GO first I think i'm pretty. Well versed you guys.
Know me i'm the country guy on. This show everybody
KNOWS that i woulda. Go five i'm Gonna Go morgan
wallin Because Like morgan, wallingfort's chairs that's more.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Like a rocker kind.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Of thing he's also a racist.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
And racism i'm, against racism but like rockers, throw chairs
that's not really a country guy kind.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Of THING so I go Morgan wall.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
On Five post malone more of, a rapper more of,
a rapper also Sings like, nirvana songs so more of
a rocker and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
A raper I go post. One, four now.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
When you get into the real, country musicians one of
the FIRST bands i think Of Is.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Florida georgia li, those guys they put out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
The hits they.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Get, it baby you made me want to roam my
window down.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
And craze?

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
IS that?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
I mean that is country music. Right there that's just
there's no. Denying it it's.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Like start bringing my microphone against the wall for the Next.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Four, Garth books Brooks, and dunn And Like florida, georgia
line those are like some of the goats the country.
Right there but now when we get into the real goats,
Of country shaboozy sitting at a bar, Getting tipsy like
that is country music right there was playing AT the cmts.
Rocked it, But like shaboozi can fly right now because
of the one that. Walked First so shaboozi. Could fly

(01:39:48):
and that's Little. Not Sex Old town roade really. Revolutionized
country He Had Billy ray cyrus in there even more
revolutionized the sound. Of country so You Go Little, Na,
Sex Shaboozi florida georgia line post Won And Morgan wallen
rober would you have you're the second biggest country guy on.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
This, show Yeah so i'm gonna go, Number Five morgan
wallen the other things you said deserves, number, Five.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Racism yeah we don't put you at the top of.

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
Number four I'm Going. Florida georgian the line followed By.
Plus malone i'm Going to chaboozie number two because THERE'S
anything i know about country MUSIC is i love Alcohol.
And chaboozie, Hello Duh and i'm, with You lil na
sex like pioneer in the country.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Music space you can't like when you can't have the
conversation about like country music, Without sex, like yeah you
could throw Out Your, dolly partons, all right and you're
way Wild at hubbards And You're Jim JEFFER jofferson's.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
I just made it up.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Right there but.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
You can't you can't have a conversation about country music
without Being Like Lil Nass Sex Old town road like
that is the. Number, time yeah the last country song of.
All TIME so i liked. YOUR rankings i think you
just had Post Beloone Florida. George lion we switched at
three four. Great, Rankings pat what? ABOUT you i mean
You don't you're not a big, country GUY but i

(01:41:07):
wouldn't expect you to know all of.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
These guys but Did you were you familiar with all?

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
THESE artists i stopped listening three and a half minutes
ago and scrolling on. My, PHONE okay i will do
this the the way way it should. Be correct number
one is post. Them alone dude could actually make some
good country music if he wants to taste in country.
Music artists for the. Most, part uh, you know it's
Friends With tyler childers and. All them uh Number two childress.
Number two we will go uh LITTLE nos x because

(01:41:32):
his song talked about a fucking horse and that qualifies
as fucking country. Music now so we're gonna go ahead and
give him, number Two said wrangler On His Booty cowboy Have. From,
GUCCI umm i can't tell. Him nothing then it's a
tie for sixth between the. Other, three nope you have to, go, three,
four five, all, Right three i'll go, fucking shraboozy. FUCK
it i don't know hitting at. Bargating tipsy they talk.

(01:41:57):
About drinking that makes it a, country, song, right yep
you know it's cultural appropriation Of. The irish well, that's, okay,
whoa yeah that's. MY culture i don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
To, culture Too But. I'm Irish, i'm Irish.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
VERY.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Irish u four.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
We'll Go florida. GEORGIA line i hope they both. Die
well And Five. Morgan wallan it's an unfair World Where
randy travis has a stroke and loses his ability to
sing for Years And morgan wallen is allowed to just
spew hatred and just. Basically shit and that's not even

(01:42:37):
talking about all the times that he's used racist terms
On and i'm just talking about his general music is
HORRIBLE and i hate everything, about HIM and, I wish
i wish all of the bad things in the world
towards Him And florida. Georgia line but that is.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
MY list, i mean you're obviously like the least educated in,
the genre so we wouldn't have expected him to have the.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
Better.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Rankings ROBERT but i think, you know for how little
you know about the music that that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Was, okay yeah, not bad that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
WAS okay I honestly i feel myself in a less
good mood than when before we started doing. This, QUESTION well,
i mean you're not a.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Country guy so we're the two country heads on, this
show so you know it's not you're out. Your wheelhouse low,
Your Wheelhouse.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Jim.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
Jeff joppers if, anyway home you'll.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
Love IT if i were to just flip open the
knife that's on this lit THAT'S what i was going.
To ask i'm just asking.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
The questions put. That away i'm just asking you holding
that might. Get it blur that make it's.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
A tool it's got to. Make, driver yeah all it
takes Is, what no don't, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
Pliers dude I'm gonna i'm gonna pinch. Your. Nipple this
i'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Hold every episode from now like we're try to make
money and now we're not Gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
Be how would pinching your nipple get us demon?

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Be, kinky there you're. No sexualized i'm gonna grab ring
people get off. On that, they could it will put
us to the. Next category don't. Do that we were
country music podcast and everybody notice that, Great, Question ALEX
so i was a fantastic Power rankings and you KNOW what.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
I mean two the three of us are big country.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Music Heads so i'm glad that you like got us
to like get to, You know ROBERT and i don't
get to talk country music.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Very OFTEN like i always in Text and robert.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
About country you hear The New jeff, Jefferson album, IT'S
like i fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Loved it it was.

Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
A doozy we're Talking About Billy ray cyrus all.

Speaker 5 (01:44:30):
The Time, MY mike, u asshole you're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
About, what yeah you're burping and making all the NOISES
and i stopped.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
Doing THAT oh i DIDN'T realize i was doing that Talking.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
About Tennessee, oklahoma line which is the Spinoff Of Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Georgia line not now.

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Oh, wow yeah just let's let's let's have our Watches.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
In missouri, but yeah great questions and great. Power, Rankings,
ALEX alex.

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
I hope you stub your toe three times.

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
THIS week i hope, you don't so cancel it his
out burn. All right next up Is Josh tree Cattle
At joshua tree seven, win three and he says how
many times? Is umpteenth because you always, hear like for the,
umpteenth time.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
What is the number?

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
On that it's a very much LIKE am i it
seems like an, infinity number.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
But it can't be because it has teens to be
one of those. Team numbers but also it has to be,
to me umpteen is like more than, a teen but
like more than one, hundred two because then you be for.
THE dollars i think this is probably the.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Next HUNDRED so i said it's a number somewhere between
one thousand and one and.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
One million, OH no i was thinking it was between
one hundred and thirteen and one hundred, and nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Because then you'd be like the two, hundredth time for
the three hundred and.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Thirteenth time you would have said that, not, umpteenth.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
Right but umpteenth would be like you would get a,
thousandth time and then it would be like in between
soap thousandth time and, Millionth time i'm gonna, say tee and,
It's like i'm not gonna tell you how many for the,
nine thousand four hundred and seventy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Ninth time actually gotta change. MY mind i think it's just.
A teenth it's just, a teenth like it is not
one hundred and tenth. OR whatever i think it's just
one of the thirteenth. Through nineteen it's got to be one.
OF those i was. Thinking nineteen i'm Here's what, i'm
thinking because it's ump how many strikes does an umpire give?
You three? It's? Thirteen thirteen?

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Is?

Speaker 5 (01:46:27):
Umpteen thirteen is it's just another Name for? Baker's, dozen
ooh it's just wherever you. ARE colloquially i. Like, that
yeah it's an. Umpire's dozen that IS WHAT a. Sayds
for it's an umpire's doesn't?

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Umpires dozen is?

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
A good give you?

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
A thirteen you think they're gonna start calling it the
the for the abs teenth time because abs the challenge
system ah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Absteenth, TIME no i think we'll probably stay. With umpteenth
let's start working, on that though we're trying to come
with some. New words gonna stay in twenty. Twenty five
let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Absteenth time i've already seen two reviews that made me laugh.
So hard one, of them it was the final strike of.
The game guy turns around and appeals it damn umpire.
Was wrong they go ahead and throws a pitch in
the exact. Same spot umpire, calls ates fuck you, umpire wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
And you get you get another one every time, you're RIGHT.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
And i get. It, right yeah so the umpire just
keeps being a an umpire can't get mad at you
for showing him up and call another bad one because
then you can just. Challenge, it yeah but that one
made me and then there was.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Another one it's also ball's gonna go back to back
because then if, you're wrong then you just.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
Burned, it yeah even if, YOU want i do like
that rule.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
A lot AND then i think like an umpire should
get suspended if you like there's x amount. Of, time
um if for the the absteenth time that you, get
abs then like they should, be like, all right. You're
out every belong you would have like an ejection it's
one game, or whatever, like, sorry dude yeah you're out
For the.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
SUNDAY game i hope somebody like makes a show out
of challenging it, one time like an umpire makes a
bad call and they like turn around and go like
oh and like slowly at their head exaggeratedly to mock.
The umpire but the umpire can't throw them out because
he's just challenging, a call and you can't throw me
out for challenging. Your call i'm allowed to.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
Do it Look, at yeah they're gonna find very menacing
ways to do the that's what.

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
There is gonna be one, player though that like turns
around and stares at the umpire and, does it and
the umpire is gonna throw. Them out it's gonna. Be,
dud no you were trying to show. Me, up well
review it and then somebody else can take your, at
bat but you're showing Me u umpires like fucking feedle bitches.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Out there but like, in soccer they always have THE
like i think it's if you get six, yellow cards
it's a it's a one. Game SUSPENSION and i always
feel like there's so many times where it's like that
was that was a stupid yellow card or a red
card that, got rescinded and they look at it and
like On like Monday or, tuesday're, like hey we're gonna
rescind that. Yellow card looking, at it it was not a.
Yellow card it's, like cool that should go to. The
referee so when he has six fuck, up cards they.

(01:48:49):
Get rescinded that's a one match suspension for. That, guy
like if it goes towards, the players you should have
some sort of, OF like i get that you're making
a bunch, of calls but like you are also paid
to do.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Those things you're also paid to do.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
That job i'm not saying you you dock them a
billion dollars or anything, like that but like suspend them
so they can, be.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
Like haha it's. A shock you're just putting them on
a pip.

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
And then we put like like they should have a
running tally of who has had the most.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Overturned CALLS and i hope that somebody is doing. That actively.

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
So umpteenth.

Speaker 4 (01:49:17):
Means thirteen uptem umpteenth. Is thirteen it's an umpires dozen
and umpires? Doesn't umpires doesn't that? Great Question? JOSH tree
i was way off, On that and you, Know what
i'm man enough to. Admit it i'm man enough to
admit it let's let's wrap it up with one. Last
question this Is FROM, daniel B who i think is
new to, the pod, and uh this one is a.
Good one, he says would people eat mermaids if they?

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
Were real without? A doubt some, People, would yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
They would we.

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
Would, not yeah it would be one of those, things
Where like i'd feel weird. About it cannibalism does exist
in the people that eat people cannibal but like would
would the? Basic, Population no but if they are real
and we knew, about them they would actually probably also
be a part Of The. United nations they would have
like a fish tank that they were.

Speaker 4 (01:50:05):
In, the yeah they would hang out with like the
weird sea witches and then they'd get like they'd do
spells where they could walk, on land but they they lost.

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
Their voice but one hundred percent there would be like
Some fucking african warlord who, was like bring me, the
tail will grind that it gives me. Great strength but,
you know LIKE which i don't know Why that african
warlord Was? Vaguely russian?

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Is it it does seem, In humane BUT like i
feel like mermaid fishing would be a very.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
Profitable Business the japanese would one hundred percent, do it like.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
Just fucking round, up mermaids not to like kill, or
anything but like people like like going like, sword fishing
like YOU'RE like i want to get me, A marlin,
like okay let's go, do this and like you could
just toss, it back but like army would be trying to,
eat it like it's got a. Human, brain yeah like
that's how you really got out. Smart fish we got
smart fish. Pretty easy but just like here's a fucking,

(01:50:52):
hook loser get that and they're. GUM fish i don't know,
any better but like. A mermaid to get a mermaid with,
a hook like.

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
That's crazy super rich And like HOLLYWOOD and dc they
would probably like that'd be one of their like rich
people bad things that. They hide it's like the super
wealthy like well, you know you want to know what it,
tastes like like they serve mermaid at. Their parties what
would illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
What would you use his bait for? A mermaid a prince?

Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
A thing i'm a bob.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
A.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
Dingle, hopper yeah just throw.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Fucking forks they like the.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Shiny forks they're, LIKE ooh I can i can pumb my?

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Hair with gotcha thirteen year old got. Fucking mermaid you
get the eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:51:34):
Year older it's.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
LIKE deer i thought we were just doing little mermaids
though she's like thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
Of, them, well yeah you'd. Have to you'd had to talk.

Speaker 5 (01:51:39):
Her back she's.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
Catching release how do you?

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Tell mermaids age ask him?

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Their mermaids?

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
Fair enough, fair enough. That's, smart yeah they probably have
to have A mermaid I d i, would imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
Oh fuck we got the King.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
IT'S triton i left it at my other flipper because.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Like that would also be sick because you get trit
and he's got the trent and he can fucking try
and stab. You.

Speaker 5 (01:52:02):
Back, well also if you, capture that they probably have,
an army so they would probably be attacking. Your boat that'd, be,
wild dude it would definitely go.

Speaker 4 (01:52:10):
TO war i, mean, That like i'm not a big fishing,
show guy but if there was like, Mermaid fishing i'm
again not saying it's like there'd be All like pete
would be all, over it how and your man.

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
IT is i would watch.

Speaker 4 (01:52:20):
The show i'm NOT saying i, would PARTICIPATE but i
would watch the, show like, oh shit they can throw
stuff at you. That's wild like that's really like the
element of fishing that like the fish are missing out
on that they can't fight. YOU back i mean sharks kind,
of can but like not a lot of. Other fish
swordfish sort of, can swordfish, but.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
Again like you're off you're. Off land you can't really
do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
At That puffer fish fight when you try and eat
them and then they poison you. To death.

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
That's true eels can. Electrocute you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
Mm hmm it's in the, old though it's not a fish.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Fish category you can, fish snake you'll, fish.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
Right fair enough point with drawn.

Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
Mermaids would be a wild sport. To watch it'd be
a fucked, up sport but be a. Wild sport, but
yes so every.

Speaker 5 (01:53:10):
Time you, catch them they just like grab the line
and snap it like what The fuck i've got. Fucking
hands they just got it like a sharp knots and
they're just like the stop.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Poking, me yeah you get to, net them but again
that's in. U mane you gotta that's not, Really game.

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Like catch one through. THE nipple i didn't mean to
give you a. Piercing, there yeah you, Get it like
they're gonna have to pay me twenty three dollars for
the pier just stitch. THEM up i don't know how
it came up with up with piercings costing twenty, three
dollars but.

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Seems right in, this economy why not at.

Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
THE sea, I honestly i have. No idea if that's,
way lower.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
Way on the, OPEN sea i would imagine that piercings
or whatever you, TELL.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Them i mean. International waters you can create your. Own
price there's no. Prices there, but yeah some people Would eat.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
People would definitely eat mermaids if they. Were real there's
absolutely people and.

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
Even people that don't. Would want you'd, BE like i
want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
You know what we would have a, problem with you
know how like shark fin soup is a huge problem where,
they like like people would take. The sharks they wouldn't
even like kill the. Whole starks they would just chop
the fin and it's like that shark's gonna. Die now
they'd be you'd cut them, in half and, YOU like
I want i only want the. Fish half it would
be like mermaid.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
Fin. SOUP see I think i think it would be
fucking fucked. UP shit i think the mid section would
be the prize that everyone wants because everyone would want
to know what the meat tastes like when it goes
from human meat to, Fish meat like what does that middle?
Section take, oh yeah my belly. Button down it's like
a fusion of beef, and seafood.

Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
Which sea beefs, sea beef surf. And turf.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
So like probably taste pretty. Fucking wild probably does, taste
wild but fucked up. To eat BUT like i also
could see.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Just a bunch of just chopped in half mermaids being
a huge problem in certain parts of the like the
ocean into being like this is, fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Up dude probably.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Like If you philippines still. Hasn't outlawed if you go To,
the philippines you can.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
You can do anything. Over there thailand probably would. Never
outlaw they seem like they have no rules in.

Speaker 5 (01:55:11):
That place thailand would have to be the one that
like they do it just so anytime it Was like
i'm Going, To thailand, they're like there's only two reasons,
you're going and they're both super.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Fucked up and then Like the japanese just have like zero.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
Fishing, laws yeah. They would they would just be Fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
For From everything i've learned there's.

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
No fishing they would pull up a net with, a whale,
a dolphin and a mermaid and be like, fucking jackpot.

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
Like a ten year, old child and JUST like i
don't KNOW how i, Got that like what? The fuck
you guys can't? DO that a Wooly mammoth the.

Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
Only thing you can't kill his cats because they're, all hello. Kitty,
fans well they use those, as bait so they go.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
Shark fishing.

Speaker 5 (01:55:47):
That would be so. Fucked up what are you fishing with?
Dead cats my.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
Dad wouldn't they used to go fishing when he was
like right out. Of college he, was like there would
be some people that they would, go to Like The.
Umane society they get little kittens and. Like that they'd
put him out on like two. By four that's how
they'd fucking. Shark fish and he was like it was
fucking horrendous to see them go like, Taking cats like
my dad didn't, do it but he's like you'd see people,
being like get the.

Speaker 5 (01:56:08):
Fuck out and stay away from. THOSE fuckers i don't
think that was. A thing i think your dad knew some.

Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
Serial killers he he didn't fuck, with them because you
don't fuck with people to do shit.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
Like that so if we learned from, the documentary you
don't fuck, with cats you don't fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
WITH cats i don't, like CATS but i don't fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
With, Cats yeah i'm not trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Kill, them, YEAH same i just don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:56:26):
Not trying to feed them. To, sharks yeah. Fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
Psychopaths again if You Watch, pineapple Express Was james, Franco's
shirt it's a cat on a board with a shark
about to.

Speaker 5 (01:56:36):
EAT it i don't ever. Noticed that go look.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
It, UP no i mean they go Look At Pineapple
Express james. Franco's. SHIRT no.

Speaker 4 (01:56:47):
I remember seeing it for the first time and my friend,
godfather passed who? Gave You curtis chaffin was like his
his shirt is a cat kicking even by. A shark,
it's like what?

Speaker 5 (01:56:58):
And infected that shirt just makes me think that this
is actually like a well known thing that people used.
To DO and i don't. LIKE that i learned that
shark shirt fishing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
Googling it it's gotta be this, is dark, super dark.

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
Super dark way to. END it i hope it just
brings a link to, that shirt and that's all there
is that'll make me. Feel BETTER but i don't want
to be killing the kiddies anything in your. Preliminary research,
M no i'm not. Saying, anything, Okay good so that.
Was okay maybe it was an urban legend and your

(01:57:35):
dad's a. Fucking liar how?

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
About that oh he could have been telling, a tall.

Speaker 5 (01:57:38):
Tall tale, But, hey mark fucking clean, it up dude.
Out here that could have just. Been something, hold on
how old were you to?

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
Catch sharks is like if you say using, cats too
that's the first thing that pops up fishermen using log
live cats and dogs as baits in two thousand, and
five and it's, a yeah it's a it's not a commonly,
done thing is what it, looks like but people like people.

Speaker 5 (01:58:04):
Do, it yeah. Especially, Dogs, now yeah that's, fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:58:10):
Real, fucked up and like dogs are, like cats like
will probably.

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
Stay on the dogs will Be like i'm, me jump
which is, just yeah, but yeah if that was a
dark way in, the podcast don't do not sharkfish with cats, or,
dogs okay and don't don't fish.

Speaker 5 (01:58:25):
For mermaids sounds like a bad. Redneck thing you're shark
fishing without.

Speaker 4 (01:58:30):
A cat you are fucking here a cat here. A
cat let's shark fisherman, right, there buddy what?

Speaker 5 (01:58:36):
This means you get? Too good, Google it you'll, Get depressed.

Speaker 3 (01:58:39):
You'll get it, All right let's let's wrap.

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
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