Pass The Gravy #608: Sleepy Snakes

The guys talk about college basketball, conspiracy theories, and sending food back. They also do a mock draft of carnival games. 

You can follow the show on twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day. It's Past
Gravy episode number six hundred and eight with you boys, Alex,
Pat and Bobby Jokes and again we are remote. It's
just like COVID, You're welcome. Five years later we're right
back in. Yeah, funny figuring out how to like how

(00:54):
to do this again? Yeah, because last time we did it,
you weren't here. That's why we had to do it,
because Robert knows I had to hit all the cool
buttons that makes everything work. And I was like, when
were we just saying the video? Can that does that work?
And we got through at that time, But now I
don't know, it's weird and like Zoom's updated since Pat
and I did it the last time. So for Robert,

(01:14):
that's probably one hundred and seven different updates on Zoom
AYI Companion, What is that? Don't we don't use that,
we don't believe in that. No no, no, no, no,
no no no. Well we got a fun filled episode
for you, I think I was telling Robert, although this
could be a pretty easy one, or we could get
off the rails because there's a lot of random stuff

(01:35):
that's gonna come up in it. We're gonna do a
mock draft of Carnival games. And oh, I just really
I wrote down the first thing I want to talk
about that I binge watched severnth and it's a really
good show.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's what I hear. I still haven't gotten around to it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Really good show. And I did the thing where I
thought I thought it was done. Season two is over.
Season two has one episode left, and I got to
it and I was like, well, what's up? Why is
it the next episode coming up? You have to have had
a cliffinger. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
And I just got to wait till Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
But luckily, because would recommend it's a good thing that
you caught up now, because isn't that that show where
they it's like two years in between every season.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, not doing that next time? Okay, thank god, I
just saw a thing about that. It was three years
after the first season and it left you on like
a crazy cliffhand. But it reminds me of Lost, Like
I loved Lost. It's one of my favorite shows of
all time. And it's very much like what the fuck
is going on? But you don't understand anything for like

(02:37):
the first three episodes, and then episode four you're like,
got it all right, and you still don't really understand it,
but like it starts to make sense. Things start to
make sense, So like, stick with it if you start
watching it. But also I need to just talk about
it with people. It's it's the show I watched that
my wife does it watch and so like usually I

(02:57):
give her my theories and now I'm like, but who
wants to talk about this show?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Read it?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Mostly, it's almost like we're doing a COVID episode right now.
What have you been watching? Yeah, except not everybody in
the world is watching everything right now?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Where you been segment back.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I started watching the new Bill Burr Stand Up the
other night, but I yeah, what I saw was great.
I got really sleepy and had to turn it off.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I watched it day it came out. It was really
good Dead years on.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Who it's Bill Burr.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's always good friend of the show, Bill Burr. That
is friend of the pod.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, Billy red Balls.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
What else should I have for a pre come segment?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Sleepy Snakes?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, so that was something I had a dream,
and I woke up and I went right to the
podcast prep sheet and I wrote down Sleepy Snakes, and
then today in preparation for the podcast, I had to
think back because I didn't understand what it meant when

(04:04):
I do that. Yeah, it was a game idea, and
it seemed like it was a great idea and a
game for him. But hear me out. It's a game
show and there's a bunch of sleeping snakes and you,
but also they're very poisonous, venomous snakes, and you have
to do stuff with music that's getting progressively louder and

(04:26):
the floor that eventually starts to vibrate and you have
to start just like it's kind of like Ultimate Oh no,
it was American Ninja Warrior, but like dumbed down. So
you're just jumping back and forth between shit. I think
floor is lava, but the floor is just sleeping snakes,
and if you fall into sleepy snakes. They're poisons then
bite you.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why I have to be sep for this. It could
just be a snake.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Pit because it'd be funnier if there were sleepy snakes.
You could get by it in the early rounds. Wow, Pat,
Pat's footstepped on the ground. But that snape was snake
was a little too sleepy. They didn't get him in time. Okay, okay,
have you ever seen a snake wake up? I've never
seen a snake sleep, and I've never seen a snake
wake up. I would imagine they sleep all coiled up.

(05:11):
But like like when my daughter gets up and she's
just like what what is what is the world right now?
Like do you think snakes do that? Because it was
really funny.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
They sleep, They don't sleep.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They're just evil in Carnifate, wake up and yawn that.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the cups.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
This sket jumping over me, what are you doing? And
then they snag you.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm gonna give you a shark tank offer here. I
will offer you ten dollars for one hundred percent of
this idea so I can make sure it never happens.
I mean, it's because any games involved in snakes, I don't.
I don't fuck with snakes. I don't want anyone to
fuck with snakes. I want them all gone. I was

(05:52):
named after the guy that drove them out of Ireland,
aka my fucking hero, because I would love to live
in a place with no snakes. You're in the back
of my mind at all times.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
But that's how you like market the game too. It's
like you could just be like, these are the snakes
that used to live in Ireland, these are their ancestors.
I Sam, it's been a minute. We got to do that,
hasn't it.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I missed it. I'll get the next one.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Houston Clothing Swap. Don't forget April seventy seven, twenty seventh.
I got close. I was very close, and it was
an April one and seven in it and it wasn't
the seventh.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Better to be early than late.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I've been getting ready to move and I've been like
going through my closet and I have a bunch of
stuff that I'm not gonna wear again. But it's like
dope shit, and I'm like, guess what, Houston Clothing Swap.
I'm gonna just see Robert like here's a bunch of
trash backs. Take these because they donate them. If nothing happens,
right yeah, yeah, so right, worst case scenario though they donated, so.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Worst case scenario, you're just giving them a chore to
do well.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
But there are shirts where I'm like, I'm like, no
one's going to wear this. This is just like a
branded shirt. I'm not doing that, so that as a way,
we're doing it them to someone else.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's not throw them behind the weird dumpster looking thing
at any Walgreens.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's true, I should just give him to homeless people.
Here's some six.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Swag, bro, I'm not wearing that dumb shit.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, he spits on me, Sleepy snakes, let's just put
that in the maybe category. It seems like like would
you watch that game? It seems like Dwayne Wade hosted
that the floor game for the Box It was it
was something like that, like this seems like a show
that Dwayne Wade would host.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah. That never made sense why they had him most
It was like, oh he's a host. No, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
A random guy that would host ship. You're like, I
don't know, get Dwayne Wade to go play with some snakes.
But he's not player with snakes. He's just telling people
to get in the snake thing.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
One rule if we get it going. Jerry O'Connell's the
game show host. He's the best.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I love Jery O'Connell.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
He's the best.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Jo O'Connell rocks. Sleepy snakes. That was one idea. I mean,
I don't know, it was a dream. That's dream, Alex.
You gotta take that up with Okay. I'm just regular
Alex now and I maybe not the best idea, but
sleepy snakes. Think about last time he saw snakes sleep?
Huh do they I don't know. I don't know. We

(08:19):
don't know what he does.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I don't look at snakes. They scare me. Only good
snakes are dead snake.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, or it's a cool snake on the Mexican flag.
But I think that is a dead snake because yeah,
because the eagles just like, fuck you, he's got in
the towns. It's taking it to America.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, no, leave it there, leave it in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, the eagles go into America.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, if he's got a snake, I don't want the eagle.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
And the green on the Mexican flag is the green card.
So that's like, oh, it's cool to get there.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's a good loophole there. I don't think about that.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, not a lot of people people looked into that,
But I'm the guy. I'm a flag expert. All right, Ah,
what else should I have? Cream? Oh here's a shirt
idea cream pines. And then it's just like a fake
uh it just likeake like sleep away camp or something. Yeah,
it just looks like it's like, uh like a wooded

(09:16):
like camp or something, just like I love cream pines.
And it's just got a bunch of like pine generic
looking pine trees on it, oh woodland font. And then
that'd be a really funny shirt to wear.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
So we could even have a tin it says like
cream Pines prank Wars, and it shows like a cabin
that was they filled it with like laundry bubbles and
the front door's open, so the white laundry bubbles are
just like are just like seeping out at the front door.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, I was just saying, And then you have to
be like, that's a good idea. Robert print that trip too.
But I just think it'd be funny just have like
a generic like I love cream Pines and it's like
cream Pines, Indiana.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like, what's that Bible said that everyone would go off
to for the summer. We just designed it to look
like that.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It doesn't piney woods. That was Sam used to something
like that, pine Cove, pine Cove.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, but we're cream Pines.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Cream Pines.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Where you learn how to make dairy products.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yep. Have you seen the meme where it's the like
coffee creamer and it's like join the Cream Team today
and it's like hashtag cream Team and the guys like
I ain't tweeting that, bro.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Robert, we say this a lot. Make that shirt. I
think this is actually one shirt that we should make
because it might actually sell. Would wear cream Pine.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Shirt, Cream Pines, Cream Pine Team. Oh you could put
like team Leader team cream cream Baby, join the Cream Team,
Cream Pines.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I love this. I want to We should start cream Pines.
We should start this camp.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's an adult summer camp. Remember we were trying to
do adult summer camps last year. We were like no,
we were trying to do summer camps where we just
we were trying to rip off summer camp last year.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know, this gives me an idea to write a script.
But you know, I'll tell you more about that one later.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, no, they'll give away the clues. Yeah, but yeah,
cream Pines short story. Maybe s mark that down. What
do you guys got a pre come segment?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I just how was how was your Saint Patty's Day?
Did you guys do anything? Robert? I bet didn't even
wear green on Monday?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't think I did. What I mean, I always Yeah,
he can't tell what color he's doaying.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And nobody pinched him. Ah, that's a loophole for him. Yeah,
like I thought I was wearing green. Shit, I guess
we have to.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Accept It's like basically like you could like play the
racist card almost that day, like like I don't even
I don't see colors. I you can't pinch me. Did
you pinch me because I can't see colors? How dare
you my disability and you can play that card?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Did you did you wear your green? Alex?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I wore my irish. I was listening to past the
Gravy shirt and my past gravy Dad hat with the
clover on it. I was double green ed out.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, as soon as I worked it walked into work,
so I was like, how are you not wearing green?
Because you know I have to wear like all black.
I was like, no, you can't see it or green underwear.
I'm not going to fuck up on my day. It's
Saint Me day.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
And he's getting a little pen but on this green.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
A bunch of the service did They had little pins
that were green on there, Yeah, so that nobody would
pinch them. But it led me into I wasn't gonna
do anything because I was working that night anyway, and
at one point at work we ran out of grenadine.
I was like, oh, I'll go pick it up, and
you know, while I'm at Specs. It gave me an
excuse to buy some goodness balls there just to you know,

(12:48):
have And I was like, cool, Just that way, I
could do a car bomb at the end of the
night with the bartender. He'd never done a car bomb
before in his life. He's our age, he's mid thirties,
has never done an iron car bomb in his life.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Have you ever thought about, like if you go to
certain places in the world and you're like, do you
do a car bomb? Like it probably doesn't get the
same reaction as it does like a bar.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, don't ever ask for one in Ireland, they are
not fans of that drink.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
They don't like the Irish car bombs, an actual car bomb.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It is a sore subject for them. But yeah, but
I had to tell, like I told all the servers
that are his friends that they're all bad friends. Also,
you can't tell me you've never been out on Saint
Patty's before. And then just like I mean, even if
you don't order one, you do a car like somebody
give you a car bomb.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I think a lot of people might not know
what they're called.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, he had never he was like, that was delicious,
and like the way he said it, I was like,
have you fucking never had what he's like? No, doesn't
make sense to me. It's like a chocolate alcoholic milkshake.
It's fantastic. But yeah, maybe it's because I'm Irish. I
don't know the fact of somebody never having had an
Irish car bomb baffle me. I shook it. I was

(14:06):
taken aback.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I mean, I feel like I can definitely see people
not doing Irish car bombs before, but like I can't.
It's like a lot who have.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
To me, that's like someone being like, oh, I've never
had a margarita? Like, what, how the fuck have you
never had a margarita?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Rod Ryan has never had a margarita? It lives in Texas.
I don't know. That's why I'm like, dude, you like
literally like at our job we go out for drinks.
Have we not? Like one of our biggest like companies
that we use for like company meetings and ship like
that is l tempo.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
How have you not? How how have you not showed
up to work at four a m. With a pre
made margarita for him, going, You're going to drink this
before we get on air, but you have to try it.
That's it. That's insane to me. Is he just like
one of these peoples like I do not drink tequila period?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, he does drink tequila.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What the fuck is happening?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's why I'm like, I don't know. I don't know.
It's one of the craziest things about that guy.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I'm gonna throw a margarita at him next time I
see him.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Don't throw up, but try and give it. He probably
drinking if you handed one, But again, then I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I think he's lying.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You have to actively go out of your way to
not have a margarita in Texas, Robert, you've never had
a margarita? No you drink, so have you.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Ever gotten like a non alcoholic Margaritama's pretty much a limeaid.
It's basically just lime in a gave at that point,
so club.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So probably limaide and like simple sad and then it's dope.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't know. I just when when you you come
from a family of drinkers like mine, when people haven't
had just basic drinks, it blows my mind. Yeah, it's
like saying I've never had red wine, Like I don't.
I don't understand how you were raised. And it scares
me and also saddens me.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, Rod's Canadian, So then a drink Marguerite is there?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Bet he's had a Caesar.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Caesar salad.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
No, no Caesar. It's a drink in Canada. It's basically
a bloody mary uh with clam juice in it.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
It sounds.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Sounds it's actually really good.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
All right, Well, what else would you bring in for
a pre time segment, Robert, So the Astros officially revealed
the news to Glad you're bringing this up? Will you
right now? On the video version, will you throw up
the picture of this Altuve wherein his So what are

(16:54):
your thoughts on these jerseys? Because I feel like my
opinion's fluid change when I saw like the full yeah,
because I think I texted you like a leaked image
yeah of them, But last week you seem positive on them.
I thought they were cool when I saw them, but
then seeing I'm wear them, I'm like you could have
just it's weird when the City connect jerseys are also

(17:15):
like white jerseys or the team's regular shit, like the
Saint Louis ones where it just says STL. Like you
didn't make the logo on the hat any cooler. That's
not a cool logo. It just says STL. Detroit's where
it just it says MotorCity and then it just says
Detroit and really small font. That's a stupid one. Like
I thought that Space City do the white pants. That's fine,

(17:37):
But like having just a white jersey when you also
mostly wear white at home is weird to me. Like
Kansas City doing the powder blues. I don't think those
are there. They're City Connect ones. But like I like
the Cardinals the Loo that's pretty cool. Uh, Dodgers runes
are trash. Most of them are trash. Most love trash.

(17:57):
I don't like it's just weird that, like it's has
stros on the front and then the A is like
wouldn't it be an S. I know that you're the Astros,
but it's like you're going by Stros, so you would
have just put the star or whatever. I don't know.
I love the A. I think the acause it's a
kind of a throwback a that they used to have.

(18:18):
I really like the A, the a.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Star on the front that surrounds the Astros.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
J make it a different color jersey, like I I
get it, like they already have the orange jerseys. I
don't think they should touch the orange jerseys to white jerseys.
I like the little rainbow ones that they've done the
changes to a little bit over the years. U the
Astros gray, but like do something a little bit different.
I like it looks too much like a home jersey
that would be a regular home jersey.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
You know what it is. It's it's that it's I
think what it is for you is it's almost too
similar to the old ones. It looks like the old one,
but they just like color swapped it.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You just don't make it space city, and there.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Are things that are different. Obviously doesn't say space city,
but like the fog of it and everything kind of
still looks like that.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Just make it black and make it look like it's space, Like,
make it look like it's space. Space Cowboys did that
with one and it looked awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
The hat to me, also, it kind of looks like
they were making a Marlin's hat, but to complete the.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
M but it is a the hat is five stars
Hat'll be okay if it was just like I don't know,
I don't know why, Like.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I like the little orange and blue down at the
bottom of the sleeves. The problem is nobody's wearing high socks.
I need to see someone wearing high socks in these jerseys.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
And they should have make it would have been cool
if they like somehow incorporated the rainbow jerseys and just
put the stros thing over that, like made it more
like a modern version of those. I don't know. I
it is not at all the worst of the City
Connects Jersey.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, I mean, nobody's gonna be worse than the Rangers.
That's the worst one.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Ranger's so dumb. They have the dumbest City Connects jerseys.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, they're probably what a year away from redesigning theirs now, right,
but what year after us?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't know. I get that you're doing it to
sell more jerseys, but like, I don't know. And then
like the fucking Dodgers dumb shit, like, oh, looks, have
the fucking looks. Have the WNBA jersey names where they're
below the number. This isn't fucking basketball. People are wearing
long they don't have long hair. You don't need to
have the name at the bottom of that, you fucking weirdos.

(20:23):
And they also those are white too, stupid and they
look like they're knockoff Space City jerseys.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I'm a fan. I just like. The good thing now
that they're doing these jerseys is you don't have to
worry about your team completely changing anymore. Like when everyone
went to the When we went to the Brick Reds,
people were torn, and now even people are starting to
come around them, but they hate them at the time.
And then we redesigned what we now our jerseys are
so good. It's good to have these alternates that are
gonna be set because you don't have to worry about

(20:51):
your team just completely fucking changing the color, like the
Marlins should still be old school Marlins colors when they
change the new almost rainbow colors that they do now,
it's ship.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I just don't I don't like the black on black
Marlins hats that they go with. It's like you could
just do the neon on black, but it's I don't know.
We're talking Jersey fashion way too much. And I don't
care though, because now I'm mad about some of them.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
But like Boston, you're just you're just mad that the
Yankees won't do one.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, I don't mind not having one. I think if
you're not gonna have it, they should don't have one.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, No, I mean Yankees and Dodgers should not have
city connects. You are perfect.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
But I've always thought like the Yankees could do an
alternate third where they just do like the batting practice
and why on like the upper like side of the
like the upper chest, Like that's the batting practice Jersey.
You can rock a couple of like rock those a
couple of times during the regulas. But I also like
just being like, nope, we're white or we're gray. That's it.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
The Yankee city connects. What they're gonna do is just
the warmer it gets, the more it smells like piss. Yeah,
that's how they connect with their city.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
But Boston a plus, it's just the may I thought
that's cool. Colorado probably has the best ones because they
have the mountains on it.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Never been a big fan of the Boston ones. I
understand it's awesome, and they don't wear the Boston Marathon,
but like yellow and blue for the Red Sox. Give
me a green city connect like that, and I understand
it's the Boston Marathon colors. It means a lot of
the city work. I don't like those jerseys.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Angels that they're gonna make that a part of their rotation.
Like they're not retiring them there, They've added it to
their I don't like thattation. I like it when they
did it marathon day. They would do it like the
weekly up to marathon playing to.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Wear those Yeah, just that one day though, don't make
it your city connect like I remember years ago the
Red Sox wore green jerseys on four to twenty. I
laughed for weeks.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's pretty great.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I was like, that's fucking perfect, pretty great, But yeah,
it's Boston. Your alternate jersey should be green.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
It should just.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Honestly, the Red Sox alternates should just be Celtics jerseys.
That would be sick, that would be fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
The Padres jersey are awful, the City connect ones, but
I love them, Yeah, because San Diego it's weird enough
you can do that, and the Padres have changed their
shit enough that like it's okay. But like the ice
cream colors, tight, sure, I'll let you have that. You're
San Diego Phillies. They're weird Phillies.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
City connect jerseys are what the Marlins regular jerseys should
be if they're not gonna be the teal in black Philly.
City Connects should be Marlins because that looks like Miami colors.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
But they need to just do what Like the Astros,
the Space City ones were cool. I thought even the Diamondbacks,
like the Spanish ones were kind of cool. But like
I don't, I just don't understand why, like more teams
don't just if you're trying to go full NBA, just

(23:46):
do the throwbacks like where the bricks make it a
little bit more modern, but like where the bricks, where
the golden and navies where those just be like, we
don't have a city connects. We have four new, four
sort of updated jerseys that are are like cool that
other people could wear their throwbacks with.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Like I like that the Rockets one. They drive me
nuts too.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I love the Rockets.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh see, here's what it is. I like them too.
My problem is, if you're gonna do throwback style jerseys
and use the nineties colors, just give me the nineties jerseys.
Those nineties jerseys were fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I like this as h town.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
H er don't don't they have some that say clutch They.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Had Clutch City one today last year.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Okay, but like they look cool and everything, but it
just makes me want the nineties logo, the red and
yellow basketball with the thit.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, that was an elite logo. But then I also
hate I love the Rockets throwback ones that they're wearing
this year. Yeah, the modern throwbacks, but I hate that
they make the court say the Summit because it's like,
I know that's historic. They're kind of going along with that.
This is not the Summit. It's to say Toyota Center.
It's literally it's literally the name of the old arena

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you played it. You do not play in that arena. Soyota,
I would be furious.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Also the guy who's in that building now, Dickhead.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, that'd be funny if I had to say Lakewood Church.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
And on the days when it says Lakewood Church, we
don't let anybody in the doors and fans.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You can't play on Sundays like by.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's just like, oh no, we have Ruben here for you.
We're not letting you in though, but they don't want
to play in front of people.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Rather like the Giants Giant City Connect I'm looking at stupid.
Just have a g and the golden gate bridge and
get out of here. That's a batting practice. Jersey wear
that for batting practice. I'll wrap it up the but
Colorado has the coolest ones. And then I like I
like the Angels too. The Angels are just like it
looks like that was a throwback Angels Jersey. That was

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not a throwback Angels Jersey.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I can't wait till the Aes get to Vegas in
their city Connect Jerseys. It just has like neon lights
on it and flashing lights and like Jack bought sounds
that randomly just shoot out of speakers in the Jersey.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
And then I think the I think the Tampa Bay
Rays should have to do like a mandatory city connect
this year. And it's just the it's like Yankees pinstripes,
but with the Tampa Bay.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Leg they just stitched pin stripes over.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
The Yeah, it's just like a Yankees jersey. It hasn't
been stitched yet and they like, put this, put the
ray on it. There you go.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh, it's like they they remove the lettering the stitching
from the Yankees one, but it's still kind of there. Yeah,
and then they just put.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
It's old Yankees jerseys. They have to find them in
the in the spring train bowels.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
It's like it's the old wool ones that don't breathe.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's what like judging them. Found it during the playoffs
last year. They're like, hey, we like those, and they're like, well,
we actually found a box. This is like twenty five
years old. If you want to wear these like sure,
didn't do them a lie good. That's actually what I'll
blame the dropping the ball in the World Series on it.
He was like he was wearing wool.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I think those were cotton. That's why they liked him.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
They were Yeah, it was that. That was the Seinfeld bit, right, works.
Got cotton or wool, I can't remember, all right, polyester polyester.
That's enough jersey talk. But Robert, you are a fan
of the Astros City Connects. Yeah, I do like them.
My least favorite part of them is actually the hat.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Do much for the heck it is strikingly weird. It's taking.
I like it, but I don't know if I do it.
It's like.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
The more I wear a lot like it, don't wear
them a lot. The Astros have a lot of really
like the Astros have a really cool set of unis.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
We don't wear our throwbacks enough, is the problem. We
wear the City Connects too much and don't wear the
rainbows enough.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
But I don't think that. Yeah, it's like make that
more of a thing. And the orange is rock more
teams should be orange. It pops. Yeah, they don't wear
the orange enough either. Yeah, the orange is like Saturday
and night games, right or Saturday afternoon home I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
It should be every every weekend home games should be
a special jersey for that series, Like you wear the
Oranges this week and the next weekend we were the
City Connected the next week and we wear the throwbacks
and then just rotate on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, that's just did that a while ago Sunday. I
don't know. I'm sorry if we've tuned you out by
Jersey talk. But it's exciting. And also, fuck you Dodgers.
It's absolutely bullshit that they're like, oh, hey, Team Japan
aka the Los Angeles Dodgers. What if we had like
an international series that we opened the actual season up with,

(28:36):
and no one is gonna be awake to watch, and
we'll play you against the Cubs, who are gonna be
mediocre at best. And also we're gonna be in Japan.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
It makes no sense what we have play no way
could you show? Hey was look?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, I'm nervous. You're fucking playing at home. Shut the
fuck up, you degenerate gambler.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, they're sitting there when we have to play at
local times so their fans can see it. It's the
only major League games they will see all year. The
people will watch it at two am local time.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
They can watch the nipp On Carps or whatever the
fucking names of the teams are over there. I remember
betting on them during COVID sort.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Of the Japanese baseball.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
The Dinos, one of the teams is the Dinosaurs.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
The Dragons. I know it's a good team over there.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And their championship trophy was a sword, which was pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
And then like their best team is just the Giants.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, which I'm cool with that, the Giants. Like when
the San Francisco Giants were winning ships, I was like,
not a Giants baseball fan, but like kind of like
my team won something.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I saw a clip online a couple of weeks ago,
and it was before the new Baseball game came out,
and it was like highlights of the Japanese baseball game
and it's supposed to be really good. And I really
considered trying to search online and have one, shit, because
I'm pretty sure you can't buy it on the that.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
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to come back Kid.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Of the Week.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Come back kid, bitch, there you go. Ill know, we
have a little, a little audio issues. But it's fine.
It's it's fine, it's good, we're great, everything's fine, all right.
Like the pat when he's remote again, he's just drinking.
Do you think you just showed up to the station

(31:29):
with booze like they like? They probably wouldn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's it. I don't think they would. But I don't
know if I'm allowed to just bring a six pack
and start crushing them in your office. You probably could
And somebody's like, you can't do that. I'd expect it's okay.
I don't work here. Get the fuck out. What are
you talking?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's fine, This isn't my key cut. I took it
from something.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, you know, I got a little time. I might
as well. I got some leftover giveness, you know, all right?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Our first comeback kid this week is j f K.
JFK files were released.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Boys. I saw one, Yeah, I saw one snippet online
of like it was like a photocopy of an old
testimony or something where the I could be fake as
shit though, I don't know. I don't know, but basically
it was a guy saying like he showed it to
his friend's house. It was all disheveled because he was
like this, my colleagues at the CIA killed him, and

(32:24):
they're like, we don't believe you. I don't know. I
think we've all like it's met an open secret for
years that the CIA killed him.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, it's Dallas. Dallas did it so they can make
us pay for that museum. Pretty much the way sucks
now people come and they think about JFK here instead
of how shitty this town is the way.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
The thing that I read worded it though, is that
it was like a rogue like group within the CIA
that was like selling guns and drugs and all this shit,
and they were like, he found out who's gonna pop,
so they had him killed. And I don't know why
the fuck. Like every time I've ever heard the CIA did,
I thought it came like from the top of the CIA.

(33:03):
How has it never occurred to me that it was
just CIA agents that were doing illegal shit and had
their own like rogue sect And I was like, I've
watched one hundred shows that's like all they do. There's
there're always rogue sects within these fucking government agencies, And
never once did that occurred to me in real life
that that actually happens. I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, I mean, Dallas did kill JFK. People don't forget.
We've been saying that v years. But I like when
stuff like this happens, because like I initially I'm like, oh,
hell yeah, I'll check this out, and then it's like, oh,
it's sixty three thousand pages. I'm not going to read that.
And then I also.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Don't trust anybody else's summaries because I think they're all line.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
The where I am is I'm KINDI of the opposite,
not that I trust their summaries, but then I just
wait two days for like the TikTok thing where they're
like they have the like caption or the picture in
the background of them, and they're like, so right here,
like the JFK files were released, and when I got
from reading through this, it's like that guy did not
read sixty three thousand pages. I guarantee you he did not.
But so really where he is?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Lee Harvey al'swad was in bed with Jack Ruby and
then they were because the Bay of Pigs did this.
He was trying to become a Soviet Union member, tried
to join, started to doing the Soviet ari but they.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Didn't do that. So Jeff canhead chat with the blah
blah and it's like, I'll watch that guy for I'll
watch ten of those and then steal what I think
I want to use to like troll people with. But like,
I'm not gonna really do a deep dive into something
that happened in nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
The Bay of Pig still makes no sense to me.
How could we not take Cuba? We what's the United
States against Cuba? How do we not win that?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Well, it wasn't all the United States. It was like insurgents.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
We got a landing force and that was it.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
We were like trying to Afghanistan it with that tanks.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Now if we like try to do the Bay of Pigs,
just all right, we're gonna drop three missiles from space.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm talking to the storm, desert storm.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, I mean, I'm you know, I'm happy for Robert F. Kennedy.
He finally gets some closer.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm sure he's really excited about that.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
My father can find.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I killed a bear one time in Central Park and
I put him in my car and I dumped him.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Me and E are gonna dot the c I A. Now,
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I could know. It's I don't know why rfk impressions
are so funny to me because he's voice. It is,
I know, but it's like it's time anybody does it.
It just makes it funnier. Like him doing his voice
is not funny to me, but somebody else doing it
it's like hilarious. I know, it's like a medical condition
or whatever, but it's like, I don't know, you're talking
all the time. You talk funny, you talk a lot,
and I see it, and then when I see it,

(35:45):
I'm gonna mock it.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I also laugh when I hear Canadian accents.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
We also mock it at that last one. It sounded
like that one character from South Ok.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
That's the voice boo. That's what it became. Mm hmmm.
I don't know, ah, but yeah, I don't know. I
need So you said in like two days, we'll get
the tiktoks. So in like a week, the Instagram breakdowns
of it will happen, because that's how it works.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
It goes TikTok and then people start to go missing
because the Clintons didn't like what they said and made
sure that they went away.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Well no, no, no, In a week, it'll happen. People
will talk about it for two days, and then the
news cycle will refresh. Nobody has the attention span to
do this shit anymore.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I always just assume that something really bad is happening
with the government. Whenever they release like that, we're like, here,
give them this, look this, look at me here, we're
not doing this. Something something weird's going on probably, and
they're just like go, Like with the aliens, like I
don't know what they did, but they were like aliens, Jack,
these can't give the alien pictures like they have like

(36:49):
a break glass in case we need to do some
fucked up shit, and it's like, yeah, we got aliens.
They're talking about the aliens. Give the alien things. Here
are these paper mache aliens we made in Mexico. They're real.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
That one was the worst. Yeah, but you know whatever,
Now we all we get to be obsessed with this
for two weeks. Then we can get back to where's
the Epstein list?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You know what else we have to be obsessed with
for about two weeks. A little bit over that is
brackets because it's March madness, Baby, March Madness. And as
before we get started, don't forget if you would like
you to enter the bar the Beer Sports whatever podcast,
slash Pass or Gabby podcast Bracket Challenge. I know that
we are recording this on Wednesday, but if you were

(37:33):
listening to this on Wednesday or early Thursday before the
first game, tips off email or DM Mike Brown Underscore
or at Mike Brown Underscore twenty twenty on Twitter and
let him know that you want to be in the
bracket challenge. It's ten dollars. You'll vendvote to him. You
enter your bracket on ESPN, he'll give you the group name.
And then the password and then winner takes the pot.

(37:53):
I submitted my bracket and I'm pretty excited about it.
But Pat, have you Have you filled out your bracket yet?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Uh? No, I'm one of the lame people that won't
fill it out until I find out who the last
four n are on the plane.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, I'm super lame like that because I can't take
heavy like I would have been. I would have lost immediately.
I took San Diego yesterday and they got fucking murdered
by North Carolina. Was the San Diego North Carolina san
Diego state? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Sorry, Shita follow at Gravy Gambles three and O yesterday
and a big deal.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, that was more of I bet it, And before
the game, I knew I should switch, but I didn't
just because I want to see North Carolina and lose
because they didn't deserve to be there. But yeah, I
will be filling mine out tonight after the Texas Xavier game. Okay, well,
I have a basic idea of I know what I'm
taking anyway, but I just got to see everything set
before I can fill it out.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
That's actually not the bracket I was talking about. I
was obviously talking about the more important one I have
Yukon over South Carolina. I think Paige Buker's going to
take the girls to the ship, take the hospital the title,
you know, like that's that's the number one bracket. As
a ball knower, I filled out my women's bracket first
because I'm respectful.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I was wondering why you had linked the women's bracket
and the Beer Sports whatever bracket challenge and not the
regular one. Well, I mean, if you know you did that,
did you?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
No? I did? I really did fill out a women's
bracket first.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, I bet that, But I wasn't sure if you
put the wrong link.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
My ac no, because the men's league is right below it.
It's right below it as well. Also, yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh down underneath the championship managers.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You just put it on wrong.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, that's that's a shoddy podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Last second, last second. I was focused on the women,
you know, it's focused on the women's rights, fosted on
the women's game, growing the game as a hashtag girl.
That's like you wouldn't get that you're not a hashtag girl, dad,
But you don't. You don't see it from like the
perspective I see it, But I'm like, there these girls,
they have fathers, they're like watching their their daughters play.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
No, see, I see it like I see women's sports
like I see accents. It's just funny.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I do think that ESPN. I don't know. This is
not a sexist take, but this is just for logistics
take like we need to have esp and not have
a lot of coverage on both, like we need like
Fox Sports needs to take over one, ESPN needs to
take over the other because you know how like all
week it's just got like the matchups in the brackets,

(40:26):
like they don't like there's a very tiny little line
that says women and men. So you're like, LSU didn't
make the what oh I've been watching the women like
I was. I didn't think you Khan was playing them
in the first round. What the fuck? It's just like
women's bracket or women's like on w I can see
WCBB MCBB. I get that. I get that, but it's like, why,

(40:49):
like just make it be like, Hey, we're covering the
men's tournament right now, and I get it, like we're
covering both people people are experts on both, but it
throws me off. It's like the Fox Sports covered the
men's and then ESPN cover the women's that I can
watch whichever one I want to watch.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
The bottom line always get because like most people, I
don't pay attention until to college basketball until the conference
tournaments because you know, other sports, and uh so I'll
look up during the year and see I'm like, oh shit,
Notre Dame is ringw that's what women's basketball like. Fuck

(41:27):
Notre Dame be you cut ah shit women's college basketball.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Notre Dame's kind of a fucking powerhouse in women's basketball.
I mean they're not They're no South Carolina, They're no USC.
They don't got Juju, they don't got Paige in Yukon.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
They're exactly like the men's football team. They're really good
and they're top tier level.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
They're not gonna You're not gonna win it.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
They're not championship level. If you don't have them, they
can make a run. Really Yeah, it's like Notre Dames
football team. We never have the quarterback to really be
a serious threat in the end. The women's game, like, well,
we don't have the top two or three players. We
get players like twelve and thirteen.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, but I don't know I don't want to say
who my pick. I'll give my I guess you haven't
done your final four picks, so you don't know Robert.
What are your final four picks? I'd like Robert's final
four and that's actually I will if you fill out
a bracket, I will vemo you. I will end with
Mike Brown ten dollars for you because because Robert's gonna win,

(42:25):
I'm gonna go with the comments comments that's good. Problem
retires Houston formerly Yeah, yeah, but you're gonna go the
Cougar's obviously right, you're Cougar's guy. This is a really
easy year to just like mail it in on your

(42:46):
brackets because like you could be like you of h
you're U of H fan Duke, Ah, what's the other
one in Michigan State is a good pick?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah? My final four is Michigan State, Duke, Saint John's.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
And Houston, and get crazy and go like Kansas because
you've heard that before. I was Tennessee, Duke, Florida and
Michigan State where mine. I have Florida over Duke because
there's like five good teams.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
See, I've got Houston over Saint John's in the final
their score. The matter the defense heard Championships Heart defensive Championships,
and that has nothing to do with the fact that
those are the two teams I have a future on
to win it all. Okay, this is just my real
feels about who's going to win.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
All right? In college hoops, there we go, people are
talking about brackets.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Iss got the boys izo wing again.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
It is the second biggest time of year for brackets.
I would argue because the pastor gave you Christmas movie
bracket is number one. This is kind of like a
really early warm up for the Christmas movie bracket.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I thought you were gonna say spring cleaning when people
put up brackets of shelves in their Yeah, as they organize.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I might be doing that this weekend. Super fun.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
That sounds so much fun, dude, it's so fun.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
We were taking earlier. Super cool.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
You know, if I wasn't golfing Saturday morning, I would come.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Help, but I wouldn't ask you to. I'm paying people
hundreds of dollars an hour to do that instead. Also
back this week is championship banners. Did you see this
that Disturbed played at the United Center in Chicago. Home
with the Bulls. The Bulls historically had the three peats

(44:37):
back to three, yeah, consecutive. You know, they had three peat,
then the Rockets had a two peat. Then they had
another three peat with Jordan's back to back like Jordan
ninety six ninety seven mm. That was a Drake quote
a big deal. But the uh pyrotechnics from the Disturbed
show burned all six of the banners. They didn't like

(44:57):
destroy them completely, but like they all all got burned.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
It's not like it's a trophy, but it's not the original.
It's a fucking banner. Make another banner.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
What's the same? Flags fly forever? Do they now? Until
Disturbed Disturbed comes there? Flags fly till Disturbed plays your
show with a bunch of fire.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
You just got to give it like a military funeral
like you would a United States flag and make a
new one.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Jordan has to come out of retirement, I think went
through more.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Or you know what they should do. They should auction
off the burned ones so then maybe Jerry Reinsworth will
actually spend some fucking money on his team.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
If I could, if I were the Bulls owner Jerry
reins Dorp, I would donate those. I'd print some new
ones and donate the original ones that got burned, and
I would give the proceeds to the troops. That's what
i'd do. That's just me. That's just me. I'm a
big you know, I'd excuse me, I'm an impath.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Not shocking. You're a better man than Jerry Stores.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I don't think is that hard to be a better
person than Jerry R. No, man, he did.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
He's a cheap billionaire. What a piece of ship?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Did win?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Like?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
They got a lot of titles with that guy. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, it's the greatest basketball player ever.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah. I was gonna say it might have a little
yeah to do with Michael Jordan being touched by God.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Sills but then helped cover up his gambling.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't think Jordan never covered up gambling. He was straightforward. Well,
I'm just I love the gamble.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
They're basically the dodge, like what the Dodgers are now,
but in basketball the degenerate gambler, star player.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah, but Jordan wasn't gambling on basketball.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
That's true. Show has definitely get dude, how much how
much money you think he made on this series? Fucking
in Japan where it doesn't like they're not gonna rat
out there. Boy, he's probably just dropping bets all night,
Like all right, yo, me to Homer, Homer, is.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
You think eBay was trying to place bets? Like he's
calling home to Japan from jail. He's like like this
making Japanese. He's like calling his bookie as his mother.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
We're TV pe here. He's a guy who knows he
shut his fucking mouth. You never add on your friends.
You never add on your friends. A Gravy Award.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Winner, which honestly makes it all worth it for it.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, the rest of the year, who we have for
Do we have anybody on the list of arrest for
the year right now? We don't have that many track
not Yeah? No, No, you have.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Put Tracy Morgan up for Vomit of the Year.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah, that's not really a category.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was set categories and
we don't.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'm just saying, but yeah, there you go. All right,
you have Emo of the Year nominee. Oh, the only
one is jd Vance because emo jd Vance memes.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I preferred the fat jd Vance once those were great.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And the Death of the Year, Bob Uker, Gene Hackman
and Michelle Trachtenberg.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
So far.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Alright, p R I P and piece all right. So yeah,
championship banners they'll burn, they'll burn. Also back this week, Robert,
I don't think you saw it, but big Man Blasts,
big Man Blasts Boys, big Man Blastye, big Man Blashy,

(48:41):
big Man Blast Toys. That's just it, that's it. The
rapper's name is hold On because I did a little research,
it's jen weer g e n w U n n
e R And obviously his number one song on Obviously
I'm looking at the iHeart Radio app. That's the streaming

(49:03):
service that I use when I heart podcast. Clearly, that's
that's definitely what I'm looking at right now. But if
you look at the top songs of his his number
one song is Blastoys. Obviously big Man Blastoice. Number two
songs Venus Saur.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I didn't know. I swear to god, I just made
that up and I nailed it.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Venusaur is three, Gangar is four, Hit My Chair is five. Yes,
I listened to him. It's just like Zach. He just
fucking raps about Pokemon names and that's pretty sick. But
the Big Man Blastics meme, it's my new fetty wop

(49:43):
on the JBL speakers where it's just like I don't
know why it's funny, but it'll be like, do you
call do you call him any pet names? Yeah, he
wants me to call him big Man Blast Doors, big
Man Blast Doors, big Man Blast Noise, and it just
it slaps. Go listen Paul the podcast right now. Go
listen to big Man blasticial fast and you're like, fuck,

(50:04):
it does slap. And now my algorithm is big Man
Blast toye weird nine to eleven memes and probably soon
to be JFK conspiracies.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
That's pretty consistent. Just dogs and tits. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Good, that's a good feed. It's a good feed for sure.
But big Man Blast Toys it's good shirt idea big
Man Blast Boys with a Z. It's just all of us,
just three three big blast voices. But obviously the names
that make it knockoff. Big Man Blast Boys.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Sounds kind of petally.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I did anything about that.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Okay, big Man Blast Boys. Jared Fogel it is on
the shirt.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I don't want to sell it Jared Fogel shirt.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Okay, we'll just we'll just put a foot long on there.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Just a Blast Toys. I think people would get it.
It was because the three Blast Toys is big boys, or.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
We just put turtle shells on us on the shirt.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, there's also the memes of the guy, like just
big dudes with two like toilet paper or paper towel
holders and they're just in the shower and all their clothes.
It's big Man Blest Toys, big Man Blest plays.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah too. I'd be very mad that this happened so
early in the sea in the year because I'd be like, well,
by the time Halloween comes around, this is gonna be
a hot costume anymore, because I would be perfect for
big Man Blast.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah. It would have like Joe Exotic itself, where Joe
Exotic was like so earlier then people were like, oh yeah,
cool that from like eight months ago.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Real topical with your Halloween costume by Ninja costume that
I've worn four years in a row.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an adult man. I picked a costume.
I went with it. It doesn't have to be topical.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I was actually always lazy with mine, Like I would
just wear an old high school baseball jersey and then
if I could find baseball pants, I'd wear that.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I did mine where I could buy cool shoes, like
for a couple of years, like I did the Forest
Gump and I got the Nike red, white and blue
Cortezes that he runs in awesome. And then I was
Freddie Mercury and I got to get those the Adidas
that he's got, the Adidas soccer shoes. He's got those
for sick just to wear those sometimes. But you could

(52:34):
justify it, bake, it's for costume. Done.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
No, it's for a bit, for a bit.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm gonna also wear this, but I had to buy
a wig.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Our costumes just bits.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
They absolutely are bits.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I'm moving to a bit party.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Then you get the guy that's like way too into
the costume. Hey man, this isn't like a we're not
we're not cosplaying here, but they were just at a
party to get drunk.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
You spent six hundred dollars on your costume. I spent twelve.
People still know what I am?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. I'm Curtis Chaffin, godfather of the podcast,
made an Oscar the Grouge costume when he came up
to visit me in college and like bought a trash
or he found a trash can, cut a hole in it,
used like duct tape to make suspenders, and then paid
his face green. And it was at sam Uston, so
they had those like crazy hair wigs that you could

(53:30):
buy at the bookstore, and he bought one of those,
like that was it. And then there was a guy
that he also had a white shirt and that said
grabbed my grouch, which I thought was a nice touch.
And then there was a guy at the first party
we went to that walked in like a legit oscar
the grouge costume that he bought, and Curtis was like,
what the fuck man? It was like not even like
an hour or two after we had been there, and

(53:51):
it was like, you already got a costume duplicate and
that guy has a real one. And he was like, Oh,
I could swept my car too. I could just swept
my card too. It's like, yeah, you went through a
lot more effort, but.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Only you care about the effort. My favorite was one
year I found like a tan fishing vest for cheap
somewhere and I was like, oh, I've got cargo pants
at home. Boom went Walter from The Big Lebowski.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Thro some yellow tinted shades on top of it. Perfect
cost pretty good. You just got to yell at people
all night that they're out of their element. It was
a great night.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, and now I can like justify buying costumes because,
like I was, like, I'm an elephant with my kid,
She's an elephant. No big deal.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I mean, that's the only reason to have a child
is just to bring them into your bits.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
So yeah, she's she's a bit really but yeah, big
Man Blast Toye. That's a bit and it's back and
nominated for a Meme of the Year already. If you
don't know what we're talking about, fucking you're messing out
because big Mad Blast Wice rocks. If I was, if
I was like MLB season, do you think Abay is
gonna come out with big Man Blast Toye? Like that's
a perfects a perfect walk up. So you want to

(54:56):
blast that fucking ball, don't you.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I bet it's gonna be gash chism. I don't know why.
It just feels like gashes and vibes.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, I can see that or what's his face that
used to be on.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And Fielder was still playing.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
It would a Rose Arena would also be that guy.
He's a TikTok guy.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
No, it's got to be Daniel Vogelback. That has to
be his.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Who's Randy a Rose Arena? On go?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
It was the Rais? Is it still the Raise? No?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
God Mariners. Yeah, I'm so glad he's not in my division.
I fucking hated playing against that guy.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
He's really good, He's insanely good.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
And he just sits there. He like Hail home Run.
He just sits and he's eating popcorn on the steps
of the dog. You can get the suck out of here.
Stop being like I hate you, but you're a likable guy.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Make it look so effortless, son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah, all right, what'd you guys have for? Comeback? Kid?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I had a golf? Did you see the first official
trailer for Happy Gilmore two came? Though?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I did? It was second one, right.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Well, the first one was like a teaser trailer.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I don't know if they're a trailer, they're a trailer.
I don't understand. Does it have a preview of the movie,
then yes, I really.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I will say I was very encouraged by it because
the first one, the teaser that came out. When the
first thing they show was Travis Kelcey, I was I
just cut feeling. I was like, that doesn't vote.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Well, it's gonna be an incredibly mediocre movie.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah, but we nostalgic and fud.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
That's but like, yeah, millennials and the generation above us,
the I remember that guy, that guy, Like, we're gonna
be that, and that's all I need.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I have to assume that they're gonna throw a joke
in there that Will's Alatorres was his caddie. They've got
every golfer in the world in this movie.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's true. Is Rob Snider gonna be in it?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I don't know, does it? Does he still throw raw
Schneider at work. Rod's gotten really uh political over the
last couple of years.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
It's kind of weird to follow. Hey man, you're Rob Schneider.
I don't really care about what the Democrats are doing.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Just say you can do it and then go back
into Adam Saylor's movies.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, I unfollowed him, I think a while ago. Yeah,
but it's just like all right, dude, But yeah, it's
and also, you know, weathers getting nice, so it's golf
season again.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I'm doing golf on this weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Nice, very excited, nice golf.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
But I'm very I'm I'm very excited for Happy Gilmore.
I'm gonna view it the same way I went in
watching Boo Duck Saints too. Probably not gonna be good,
but you know what, I love the story.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, I'm a simple man. Entertain me, all right. So
that's what we got for comeback kid this week. Let's
move on to the mock draft, where you know, it's
the off season of football. After football season ends after
the Super Bowl, we do mock draft season until the draft.
We're gonna do it one week after that this year

(57:59):
because we we to skip a week when Robert was out.
But all like, immediately after the NFL season's over, it's
who who's gonna take who in the draft? We got
the draft door. My mock draft six point zero has
Sador Sanders going third to the Giants. I got the
Titans taking cam Wood. I got a mock draft of

(58:21):
a trade. This team's getting trade up the first pick,
and it's like it it takes one thing not going
your way for it to completely throw it off. But
I will look at mock drafts if my team's picking
high which they happen a lot lately. And I look
at mock drafts every day. Looks like the most recent one.
It looks like we're getting sure. But maybe Aaron Rodgers
still lands with the Giants because the Viking's told the

(58:42):
funck off.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
So Steelers.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, but what's his face was A Hayworth was already
talking shit about it. He's like, I ain't fucking waiting
on a quarterback. I was like, trouble in Paradise already
go to the Giants. Dude, he's tough love.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
He's just giving him tough love. He said, hey, listen, Aaron,
we're hard nose here.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
We're not courting you. Either you want to be a
Steeler or you don't. And that's very true. Either he
wants to be a Steeler or he doesn't, because.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
My move is either like I get to be like ah,
Aaron picked the clearer, better franchise or Aaron Rodgers was
looking over his shoulder. He was scaring Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Does have a history of beating Packers.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
And waiting awards. He was Athlete of the Year, remember
Gravy Award winner.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Then his one career win.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Aaron has Aaron has none of us. He's won more games.
He won three games because it took us out of
you get a quarterback.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I don't know. In my head, I just assumed that
the only game he could have had out of the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Yeah, I did in England. That was cool. That wasn't England.
It was the money Night game England is that was Danny.
I don't know, but yeah, but yeah. The mock draft,
we're doing mock drafts of random things. If you have
a suggestion for us to do a mock draft of,
We've done a bunch of mock drafts over the years,

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so we really need help. Hit us up. Hashtag PTG
mock draft. You can just list a bunch of stuff
we're at pass here a pot on X at the
passing a pod and X. Hashtag PTG mock draft, and
just list what you want us to do mock drafts of.
If it's really good and we're on a slow week,
not slow week, if we're just running out of ideas.
Sometimes we have natural ideas that come up to us,
like this week's carnival games. A lot of people at

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the Rodeo and I get that, like people work in
the Rodeo committee, but the people that don't work at
the Rodeo committee and go to the rodeo like nine
times a year, that like, if you enjoy that, that
seemed like that's probably great for you. I'm not shitting
on you, but that just seems exhausting. It like day
number eight at the Radiom, Like, my god, I would
be so sick and tired of carnival food.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
How are you not sick of traffic? Is my thing? Yeah,
Like unless you live walking distance, Like if you live
in those apartments across the street, cool makes sense. Anything
farther than the immediately closest apartments as wild to me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
But the rodeo carnival games are a big thing. A
lot of people spend a small fortune on each time,
and I thought that that would be a funny kind
of it's a finite amount of games that we can
pick between. But also everybody sort of has a different
name for almost all of the carnival games, so this
will be fun to shit on each other and also
veto certain ones or not veto certain ones. So this

(01:01:25):
is the mock draft of carnival games. Our mock draft
last week. The results of last week's mock draft, what
do we do a mock draft of last week of captains.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Captain I had to ask Robert the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
So last week's results, I won with fifty percent of
the vote. Pat had forty four percent of the vote
and coming way in last place was Bobby Jokes with
six percent.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I think he wants to get these chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, chickens or okay, So I think we also add
so you have to raise chickens in a shed on
where you live, or you have to try and grab
a cops gun. And then I also think sleepy snakes.
We can throw sleepy snakes in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
You just have to reach your hand into a bucket
and get it to the sleeps in it, not the regular.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
The other two people will get to pick the sleepy
snakes and I'm picking cobras, and then we pissed but sleepy.
Just give him some you give him some sleeping pills
and then like, yeah, what if you soak the snakes
and Nike will and then just see how sleepy they
really are and you have to like do it. You
have to do the gritty over him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Just pour some lean into the snake pit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Sleepy snakes. So we're doing mocked out to carnival games.
Since you had last place last week. Robert will go first,
Pat will go second, I will go third. So to'll
go Robert, Pat, Alex, Alex, Pat, Robert, Robert, Pat, Alex,
Alex Pat Roberts since it's a snake draft and ironic
the sleepy Snake Draft. And then on the season, I
have two ends and Pat and Robert each have one.

(01:03:00):
Through four weeks of mock draft season, how many more
we have six? I think so? I think so it
sounds about right. It sounds about right. All right, So,
without further ado, Robert, mock draft of carnival games, which
you're going with? See, this one is tough to go
first because how is there a clear number one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
To me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
There is, I think, so, I don't know. I don't
know if there's a clear number one. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go with the the knocking the bottles down,
bottle throw, bottle toss.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Yeah, that's see, that's prob was how do we word
these things? What it up on that I had written
down knockdown game parentheses, milk bottles, knockdown game, bottle knockdown game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
All right, I'll wear it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
I'll look up, we all know what you're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
We're making the graphic. But yeah, so you get the
three there's sometimes fucking glued together. Yeah, and you get
the three throws. Yeah, and like it's like a whiffleball.
You're throwing too, so you're like, there's no way this
has any power behind it. That's a good that's a
solid number one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
All right, I'm getting my clear one one dunk tank.
Guys sitting on the little lever and you have to
try and hit the little target and it knocks him
into water. Dunk tank. That's a clear number one. That's
the best game you get to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
That's a clear number one, clear number one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I just told you it was a clear number one.
What do you mean you don't know that it's clear
number one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I'm gonna go the balloon darts.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Balloon darts fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
That's a balloon darts rocks. And then coming back around
in the second, I'm gonna go basketball. You gotta gotta
hit the basketball shot and you get the big bear
or big whatever it is, the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Large balls and the small rims.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yes, yes, but everybody everybody feels like, hell, yeah, dude,
I played ball back in school. I can do this
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I'm happy. I'm getting my one and two. Uh the
squirt gun water balloon filled or slash squirt gun. You know,
it's either it's always either you shoot it and it
fills up the water balloon or you shoot it and
you're like racing a little horse across.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
The I think you have to pick because I think
they are both different ones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Okay, I I had it slash. I'll take the water
balloon fill because I think that is more often what
it is. But uh, yeah, that game fucking trying to
aim a water gun and hit a consistent target. It's
the hardest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Yeah, but as like a kid, you always feel like
you're gonna be good at that always.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
But you know, great carnival game, boy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I'm gonna go with the fish bolts. I was hoping
that was coming back to me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Mm hm, the great game.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Get the ball in there and you get like a pet. Yeah,
that dies before you leave the carnival. Like if you're
at the rodeo too, you have to go into n
ig Stadium with a fish in a bag. That thing's
not making it. It's two o'clock on a Saturday, mom,
But we're gonna put it in the hot car, then
it's gonna just roast. Good idea. It's a good theory.

(01:06:31):
But yeah, that's a that's a that's like a classic
carnival game. All right, it's as you went basketball. I'm
gonna go. I was there at the rodeo, so I
know they have this one there, the baseball one where
you are just kind of basically trying to see how
hard you can throw it, like at the at the
end they have like the catcher thing and if you
get it, like baseball, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Speed throw, baseball speed throat all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Right, baseball speed throw yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Okay, backs me for number three. I'm gonna go with
just And it's been there since the beginning of Cardinal games.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Ring toss.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
You throw the ring on the bottle classas is good.
Like when I think of carnival games, you think ring toss.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Yeah, And again that's one of those where it's like
it's it's kind of the same thing as as the
fishball toss, but it's just not over fishball. Yeah, and
the fishball is usually throwing a ball into it or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
But there's really like three cardinal games that they split.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
And they just mix it up they mix it up.
What am I gonna go with? Oh, dude, the hammer game.
He's trying to hammer it and hit the bell.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
What oh the bell hammer. I wasn't sure you meant
whack a mole. Yeah, bell hammer, great game.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Well, because I think the whackaball is more of a
like an arcade game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Still carnival, but yeah, I know that. No, you're right
to choose the belt one. That's the better one, and
it's more it is more carnival, and then show how
strong you are. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
The squirtk on horse race is what I'm gonna go
with my last So.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
You're just gonna piggy back my own.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Well that's because I gets a race man. The balloon's
more of a pop but it's like Squirrek on horse Race,
real original. All right, what do you guys got? What
do you got? Pat?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Uh? My last one. This was always one of my
basically my main reason to go to Toonetown back in
the day at astral World. The uh the fishing duck
one where all the ducks are on the catching duck catch. Yeah,
duck fishing catch duckfish. I don't know how you say it,
but yeah, there's a little number underneath and it tells

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you what prize you got. It was for the little kids,
and I was way too old to be doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
But a little magnet, Yeah I got the red one.
That means I got prized.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Duck lily pad fishing game. Yeah, it's super simple but fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
All right, what you got? And these may change on
the graphic. I'm going to look up like the real
names for most of them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
But you might maybe if you can put like a
little picture next ye.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah, they always have pictures next to him. Yeah, all right,
last pick here, Robert, I'm gonna go X throwing. That's
the one I've seen that I've seen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
That it's not like it's not Houston Rodeo Carnival, but
that is pure like Carnival. Yeah, it's a great carnival game.
That's a great pick in the fourth round.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
All right, all right, okay, I like I like what
I already picked here. I think we all had saw lists,
so let's recap, uh the mock jack of carnival games.
Robert had bottle toss. We you're knocking down the bottles,
the fish bowl toss, baseball speed throw, and axe throwing.
It's a strong list. Bobby strongly strong. Pat had dunk tank,

(01:10:01):
squirt gun, water balloon, pop, ring toss, and duck catch,
and I had balloon, darts, basketball, hammerbell and squirt gun
horse race.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I would say for mine, maybe right, squirt gun, water
balloon fill. You weren't really trying to pop it. You
were trying to fill the water balloon.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
But then you do it until it popped and that's
how you won.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, but that almost makes it sound more like the
dart balloon pop but not what pop? Okay, honorable mentions
we didn't say. When Robert said I'm gonna go along
the scene, I thought he was gonna say football toss,
throwing football through the rainers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, yeah, then they had was there. It was a
tic tac toe I remember when I would go there's
a carnival we would go to sometimes in Atlanta, and
it was like a tic tac toe board and you
would just try and get three in a row, but
you only had like so many balls you could use
guess the weight, guessing the weight, and it's usually like
they would guess your.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Way, like they're guessing jelly beans in the jar.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Yah ski ball was a good one, but like that
was also more of an arcade game, but then like
for the thing, you had to put it through certain
holes instead of just like eating points. One that I
had on my list that I would not pick out
of principle because I lost my mind one time when
I was very drunk at the Rodeo Carnival and I
spent a small fortune. Is the bucket toss where there's

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the bucket at an angle and you're trying to hit
the wall and make it bounce into the bucket because
the angle is like unhittable. And I remember doing it
one time and I got I fucking nailed it. I
hit it, and the guy's like, no, your elbow was over. No,
it wasn't it what not fucking over? That fucking wasn't. No,
it wasn't And the guy behind me was like, no,
it wasn't. It was this guy. No, that was legit

(01:11:43):
man getting the big prize, getting the big prize. He
was like, Nope, his arm was over, his arm was
over and other what And I I was outraged. I
was outraged and I vowed to never ever play that
game ever again. But it just has the board right there.
You think, You're like, this is so fucking easy, I'm
gonna win all the prizes. Never never happens that way.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Also Plinko there, and then the main one that I
was surprised and nobody took it was just when they
give you the little pellet gun rifle and you just
got shoot targets.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Yeah, the color wheel where you just everybody has the
color you sit by and it's like, all right, we're
gonna do that, and it's just basically a random draw
of like who wins the pride. Those are some pretty
good ones, Robert, did you have any extra clown tooth
the clown tooth knockout one?

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah, that was That was also like a squirre gun
one too, so I couldn't real that. And I like
the horse ones because it was a race yeah, because
like you and your brother could go play. When we
go to Ocean City, Maryland to visit my grandparents, we'd
go to the carnival there, and my brother and I
would like try and team up and try and funck
over somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
And that was the thing that the race one at
least you knew when was in the balloon one, You're like,
I don't how.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Much it will die? Go Go Go go go. Yeah,
and how do we know that some balloons can't hold
more than others?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
But that's the carnival game fuckery that you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Have to do with fun of the carnivals, but carnival
games mock draft. That's I liked that one. That was
a fun one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
God, I was writing it down. I was gonna write
down carnival game fuckery. That's a good name for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I don't think we can do probably not wouldn't show up.
It's very high. But yeah, we're gonna post the graphic
at about three o'clock on Thursday the twentieth. You will
have until about five o'clock Central time Friday the twenty first,
and we'll let you vote. And it's all on X
We do post on Facebook and Instagram, but you're more

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cool segment. There's a lot of things in this world
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you can like you go through air freshers a little
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with weather in like the like seventies in the morning,
it's just it pops.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
It may be basically on California weather right now.

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Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Cool Man, Dude, That's not cool?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Not Cool? I like you because they're kind of like
remixed versions of them. But all right, first listeners to
me not cool. And again I forgot to add them
to the sheet. But I'm gonna run off of some

(01:16:11):
on X that I'm looking at and what happened? Oh okay,
so this is from this is from Mikey paul At.
It's just Mikey p on X and he says I
might have broken my middle finger, but I'm not sure
how when you have an injury like that, it's like,

(01:16:35):
howd that happen? I had off last week and one night,
I think it was the night after the podcast, I
was a little drunk, I had some Vodky sodis and
was going to bed. It was dark, and I tripped
and like fucked up my knee a little bit, and
then I also smashed right here on my eye and
I thought I had a black eye, and I luckily

(01:16:56):
it was just like very dark and it went away
in a day. But it was like a swollen, like
not closed, but it was like you could definitely tell
that I hit my eye on something. And I hit
a fucking like a door frame, and I was like, god,
damn it. It was one of those that you don't
really feel until the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
I don't know how. I mean, I guess sick brag
is not cool is that he's like the toughest guy ever,
because how would you not know how you broke your fingers?
Like I You're just like, I don't know. All of
a sudden, I touched it and I was like, oh,
it's bending sideways, it's broken, no idea. How did like you,
you don't remember smashing it? Yeah, or you smash your

(01:17:34):
hands so many times a day regularly, it just doesn't
phase you anymore. Fucking badass.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Next time, the Abby Gibbons is gonna get a couple
of a couple of mentions on the pod today. She's
been wrapping the pod pretty hard since becoming a Gravy
Gang member, So we respect the fuck I Abby, and
we'll give her a couple of shoutouts on this one.
And her not cool this week is I woke up
at six forty five am to get ready for work.
I fed my dog and cat, had a little spare
time for myself. Oh if you know, you know, ah ah,

(01:18:09):
a little double click into the mouse, okay js DJ
diddles and then Abby says she had work at eight am.
So she got out at six forty five, did all
that stuff, had a little spread time for herself, took
a little nap, woke up at six forty five pm.

(01:18:30):
You slept on fucking day?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Well, No, I think it was she got home from
work or whenever. She woke up at six forty five
thinking it was the next day. It was still the
same day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Oh, I thought you meant. I thought she meant she
slept through work at Oh, she went to work.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah, she said, it's still Thursday. Gonna look at the
bright side.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Though, I thought it would have been way fun like
not cool for her, but way funnier if she fell
asleep at like right after that, didn't go to work.
It woke up at six forty Like how long you
slept forever? Like a full hours asleep?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
No, that might have been a full eighteen hours a week.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah, from like right before eight to six. Like shit, man,
I had to check my phone. Still, Thursday's still Thursday.
That I'm gonna look on the bread So that makes
more sense. See, normally, when I'm not just reading them
off of X, I clean them up to where it's
like easier to read across. It's not actually didn't tell
it right. I'm just trying to read everything on the fly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
That scares me that half the ones we read are
you probably.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Miss no because I interpret it. Then I'm not reading
it as we're going where I'm trying to process it
and read it. I read it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Yeah, well you're dumb, so you might have just read
it wrong before you wrote it down.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
I know. Either way, I make it funnier. Oh man,
this is not a fun one to end on. But
Alexis Garcia, Alexis Texas underscore says are not cool as
finding out my dog is sick, one of the worst
feelings in the world and we which we're on your side,
and uh buck cancer, fuck cancer man. Give him, give

(01:20:06):
him a boop, a big old boop, and a bunch
of hugs, a bunch of kisses, all the kisses, all
the treats, all the snacks. Taco Bell on me. I've
been money for taco Bell.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Oh maybe a steak instead, because like taco bell might
make the dog ship itself.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Okay, steak steak man. That is one of the hardest
things ever. And I mean dogs are closer to you
than most people are. And that's like your buddy that's
that's the worst. So I'm really sorry, Alexus. That fucking sucks.
Teas and peace. We love you, Gravy gangs here for you.

(01:20:42):
I'm really sorry that happened. Give them give him a
hug and some kisses from the gravy gang. All right, pat,
what do you got for? You're not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
I got to one of which is on behalf of
my coworker. He texted me last night said, guy walks
up to the barn or there's an old fashion not
so bad, but he ordered it with double bitterers, four
cherries and made with cherry juice, which is very sweet.
He then sent it back and said it's not an
old fashion, and my buddy goes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Know, yeah, it wasn't you made. It was the thing
you told us to make.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
The base of it was an old fashioned and then
you ordered it like the biggest jackass of all time
and bastardized the drink with fourteen thousand grams of sugar
in it. But you can't, Oh god, it's working in
a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
I have just so many am I just a pussy
because I don't send shit back like I don't know.
I've had bad drinks made and I'm just like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yeah, like it's never been so bad that I can't
drink it or that somebody at the table won't drink it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
And I don't know. I've had people try to Cole
Clay that used to formally be of this podcast was
a very big send it back guy and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Like you can, I don't stack and if you don't
like it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
But he's a picky eater and he would give like
various specific instructions. But it's like and at Jason's Deli
one time that out no free, he like was very
specific about his order and they like put something on
that's like on his sandwich instead on the side, and
he like lost his ship. Didn't wasn't like a dick
to the people boozer. Yeah, I mean this is just
not what I ordered. And it's like, I don't know, man,

(01:22:22):
it's this fucking sandwich. Just eat the sandwich. It's like
if you go too like a you got like a
really fancy restaurant, which your restaurant is an upscale.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Restaurant, fancy, but it's you know, fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, Like so I would say it's on the upper
scale of restaurant. Sure, So like that's something that's like, yeah,
if your steaks fucked up, I can understand sin of
that back. But you've had so many stories where it's
just like all right, dude, and like people trying to
send ship back to like get free stuff. It's like
if you started to eat something you're taken more than
a bite out of it and you're like, this isn't
quite what I thought it was, Like, you can't just

(01:22:57):
send shit like that back. And I don't know. I'm
just I might a pussy and just I'm too scared
to like be a confrontational guy, even though I am
a very confrontational guy in most aspects of my life.
I'm just like, I don't know, Like I made a
drink man, maybe he's not the best at making old fashions. Okay.
Also if you ask for special shit on the side
of it and it's not exactly the way you wanted it,
Like one time I had a drink at this one

(01:23:18):
bar and this guy could make this really good. Do
you think you can make this thing that I'm going
to vaguely explain not the same way the same way
as that guy did. It's like, oh, I mean I
can I can try.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Cry so that's really I don't. I don't mind when
things get set, like if you try something and it
just doesn't taste good to you, like especially if it's
like a cocktail, Like if it's a full entree, it's
one bit. If it's a cocktail, you know, whatever you
tried it, it's not to your taste. Not a big deal.
Like if people but oh, I've never had in a
groaning I hear people talk about it. I'll tell people
straight out, I'm like, you're not gonna like it. It's

(01:23:50):
fucking I hate the romans. I think they're fucking gross.
Compari's gross. It's just bitter. It's bad. Everything about it
makes me mad because I want to like it, everything
about what compiles, what's in the bronie. I like bitter
things for some reason. That commo doesn't work for me.
But if I were to order a drink and modify
the dog shit out of it and then you don't,

(01:24:12):
I don't like this, and that's your fault. We made
what you asked us to make. Can you also drives
me nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Can you give me a steak but put like chocolate
chips and sprinkles on it? Yo? Dude, what the fuck
is wrong with this steak. It's way too like sweet. Yeah, man,
you wanted chocolate chips and sprinkles on it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
That's what you asked for. Like that's why I dream.
I wish I could spekle too fucking bad. That's what
you asked for. I'll make you another one, but you're
paying for that one too. But now everyone's such a
fucking dick and you can write reviews online ice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
It'd be funny if a bartenders, like if somebody's bitch enough,
just give them up. They're drinking a bottle like a
baby boy, But baby, I don't know why about it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Like the other day a guy ordered an old.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Fashion and a baby bottle. Be really funny.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
He ordered medium rare and then sends it back is
like it's overcooked. It was the most perfect meeting rare
I could ever see. And I was like, I tell
the kids. I was like, give me a rare burger
and they're like, well he's it, says meeting rare. I go,
just give me fucking rare because the guy was just
being to send it out and no problems. One thousand.
You just don't understand what temperature.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Yeah, Like I don't know that guy's a chef. I'm
gonna go in what the chef says at like an
upper scale restaurant. Yeah, I get it. If you're at Applebee's,
I'm not gonna expect it to be like again, if
you said a foodback at Applebees, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Yeah. And also it's like it's fucking burger meat.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
You just chill out, Yeah, just relax.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
If it's not undercooked with burger meat, it's fine. Then
it's burger Mean, you're not eating fucking filet mignon. So
that was annoying as shit for him. That wouldn't even mine,
but uh my mine not cool? Is just that I
love him, This beautiful bastard. Back here, where'd you go, George?

(01:25:55):
He's buy the door over there. He's a boxer.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
He wants out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
He's uh, I can't because he'll he'll try and knock
through the fence. He can't go out by himself. That
probably just keeps someone a headache on the YouTube. I
love he's an absolute menace. He's a boxer, So right
off the bat, you know he's a fucking idiot. He
has he's never had two consecutive brain cells working together
in his life he don't need them to he doesn't.

(01:26:20):
I love him so much, but like I don't, I
don't know. I'm like, I've got scratches all over my
shoulders because he loves the climate me, which I love.
But the problem was earlier in the show, I had
to jump up. He likes to jump off like and
try and look on counters. I looked over to the
left and one of the burners was just on because
George like five minutes before, and I told him to

(01:26:43):
get down and didn't notice he knocked, which it's got.
It's a gas burner, so it has to be like
but like, he must have just hit it perfectly to
the page.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Maybe he's a chef.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I don't know. I guess he's cooking. He's cooking dinner
for me tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I guess he's a guest in my home. Let me
make you some food.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
This he's got no concept of personal spaces. I left.
I sent you guys a picture before the podcast. Before
we started, I went to make a real swick and
George decided to give me a hug while I was
on the toilet. Yeah, he's the toilet hugger, which is adorable.
And I'm gonna put you know, I'll put it out
on Twitter here in a minute, because everyone should see
that photo. It's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
But yeah, that's uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
He's a menace.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
They're the best dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
He's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
If you were just like, what is love and just
excitement all in one? It's that's all it is. Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
I think in our group chat we've nailed his voice perfectly.
All about Oh yeah, oh no, I box cow guy,
I try go hard by I O nutting. That's just
a boxer in a nutshell right there. He It's funny.
They left a list on the fridge of like here
contact numbers, here's this blah blah blah, you know, list
for a house. And there's a little dog sitting place

(01:27:59):
down the street and his wife and Rol. If you
need a break from George, you could just drop them off.
They've got my credit card on file. You just got
to pick them up. My seven. I was like, why
would I ever drop off? No, I want him to
lay at my feet and bug me while I'm playing
video games. That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Yeah, he's a perfect boy though.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
I love him so much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Yeah, boxing, I miss I miss Felici man. She was
such a good time, Like I love Weezy a ship
like more than ship, but like weezy fucking rocks, but
like Felicia, like whuld you have a box? Like every
boxer has like almost the same personality. Blah blah blah blah.
What's this? I'm in nice and they all want to
get up on the counter all the check and confusion.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
I saw a meme the other day whereas, like all
boxers look like they owe you money and they're really
worried you're gonna ask them for it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
I mean, web, my little nug at you. Oh well,
my little now bad David's okay, It's okay. I'm a
little I'm a little crescent moon. I'm little crust moon
right here. I just do this this? What's up? High?
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
He also likes to in the more when like I'll
wake up, I'll be all right, who's ready to go?
Oo U T S I d E. I'm not gonna
say it right now. But then he'll get excited and
he'll jump up on the bed. But then he'll stand
over the top of my chest so I can't get up,
so I have to like bench press him off of
me and try and stand up real quick before he
jumps back in a position. Yeah, George, I'm talking about you.

(01:29:21):
What are you to do about you? Stay away from
that stove.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
When I moved in with my wife, my now wife,
I had my boxer already, and Felicia would always like
jump up on the bed and she's like, she just
stands on my boobs, Like she just puts all of
her weight on my boobs and she finds them every time.
It's like, because she loves you, she knows your heart's there.
She's trying to hug your heart.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
They have no concept of personal space.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I just want to stay hi. My parents. Dog will
just lick air near you. But you're like, all right, think,
but she's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
His his last offer, his last box already had before this,
Chloe the dog was so stupid. They had to get
one of those water bowls that only releases it a
little out of time, because the dog would just drink
water until every single time, and even so still it
would lick at that. They had to pull the dog
away from it because she would lick at that even

(01:30:11):
though it's slow releasing water, until she threw up. She
had no idea how to stop drinking water when she started,
which I get it. Once I start drinking beer, I
can't stop either.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
The dog was that way to she would just say, well,
don't get scarlet in my wire. She's already had two bowls.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
They're so dumb, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
She's fine, go on, George, I want to smush your face,
but I'll go next. Mine's pretty quick. I'm moving and
it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Self explanatory. I'm sorry, buddy. All all of the t's
and p's sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Man. I like putting stuff in boxes, and then you're
at that point where you're like, Okay, well I do
want to play Xbox. Am I gonna have time to
play Xbox I don't know, not likely, but like what
if I do have time, Like I can't take this
TV down. I want the TV still mounted. I got
to unmount the TV, but I want to have the
Xbox case I got place, so like, I'm gonna keep
this stuff, like the podcast stuff behind me I kept

(01:31:04):
because we were recording here today, are recording remote today,
so I can, like tomorrow I'll be breaking down to
everything in this room. I threw me so much shit though,
Like Houston Clothing Swap is gonna just have either a
bunch of crap or just like some like I got
some fire ship in that somebody's gonna probably want. But
like just going through your closet, be like I haven't
worn this. If I haven't worn this this year, I'm

(01:31:26):
not wearing it again. Like we're done and you just
do that. But like having to do that saying goodbye
to certain like I've my big things, Like I've never
thrown away Giants shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Well yeah, because those are important.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
You don't because my team I would not. Well, I
like if it's like a certain like player you had
and you have like a shirt of them, like all right,
fuck you dude, like you're out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Oh yeah, Like I used to have a Josh Smith
Rocket jersey. I can get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
But if it's just my Giant shirt and Ben mcaduw's shirt,
he's gone. I don't care. Yeah, Eli shit, I keep
I keep Eli shit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, legends. You never get rid of. Heroes get
remembered legends every day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Any Dimes, the Danny Dimes, Vivaa Dimes stuff. Dude, do
you think anybody would wear a Vivaa Dimes Jay gavera shit?

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
That would be hilarious. We had that idea of years ago. Uh,
my suggestion would be, are you guys doing all that
you have to go buy eight hundred and fifty fucking
cardboard boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Uh no, So luckily I don't live like I live
like less than like about thirty minutes from my parents.
And when we moved last year, thinking we were gonna
have to move again this year because my wife was pregnant.
When we moved here, it was it was like, hey, mom, Dad,
do you think you can store all of these boxes?
So we just you just have to cross out with
the box set.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Eighty feet away. Why did you need boxes last time?

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Because you can't carry everything individually? Like we still would
throw a bunch of shit in boxes, I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
My suggestion would be, you go to a Shmam's smub
or a Smashmo and they have those big like twenty
four and four eight gallon tubs. If you need any
more buy and you can return on or they're just
great storage afterwards too, But they're great for like I
bought four of them eight months ago, just in preparation

(01:33:14):
for the next time I have to move, and I'm
gonna fit everything I own in those four and it's
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Perfect and college you go get the big time return
them after we were done moving.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Yeah, well you don't. We're on pieces of shit trying
to steal money.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Like that anymore, and also not stealing money, it's borrowings.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
We've discussed this me and you don't return shit anymore.
We just talked about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
We don't return food or items.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
I make it my return.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Yeah, there you go. This is woman's work.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Yeah. And then just like before we move in, we
have to like pay all these like first last month's rent,
whatever the pro rated rent is for this month. You
have to put your pet deposit and then your safety
deposit down. It's like, god, damn it, there's all of
the money that I've ever made in my life a
second like gone now starting starting from square one cash wise,

(01:34:01):
and I still have to pack all this shit. And
I got movers and like I'm trying to, like I
get keys Friday, we moved. We have the movers on Saturday,
but like I want to be like, grab a table,
grab the heavy shit. If it's fucking furniture, you're taking that.
I always stuff. Let's go, boys, let's go, let's go,
let's go. Let's go, let's go try to move shit
along because it's not cheap, but it's worth payingful movers,

(01:34:22):
especially that we live on a fourth floor.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Right now, and you don't have that teen or twenty
year old back anymore once you hit the thirties. Any yeah,
any just bend over and stand up could be detrimental
to your back for a week.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Yeah, and like I'm not asking friends to like move
and ship for me because we're too old for that
as well. But yeah, so it'll be done. And then
what's cool is like this room will be upstairs at
the Nucleus. Pretty sick never had upstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
It's just not a fucking feather in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
You got bird dinner he was cooking up. He's like that,
He's clear. He was trying to cook you a bird
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
I don't even know what he got.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
A feather, probably from the bird that he just plucked.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
It's either that or that's corky hair that he's eating.
I don't know. God damn it. I love boxers.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
They rock, but yeah, moving is my not cool? Robert,
which you got? Speaking of back issues, I hurt my
back somehow. Last Thursday night I really started feeling it
Friday though, it's like between my shoulder blade dam through
your back out. Yeah, I was foam rolling and that

(01:35:36):
what we call it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, we got a mattress, so you were trying to
help your back, but you hurt your back instead.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Oh, we're just like because sometimes you make it sore
and I got what did I do here? Yeah, and
it's like twitching and like tightening up. Since then, it's
still kind of today. It's hurt the least today that
it has like since the last Friday. But I like
write a morning, like I was brushing my teeth. I

(01:36:04):
was gonna put my stuff back up in like the cabinet,
and as soon as I tried to do that, like
I locked up and like I just didn't move. I
was like stuck there. Like that was in so much pain,
that's the word.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Because then you gotta it's everything is short breaths because
deep breaths hurt. You have to move your entire body
in one thing, like your shoulders and hips have to
move at the same thing when you're turning short steps. Oh,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
I was dealing with that all week, like you've been
using you used the gun on it. I I did.
I use the gun, but like then it gets like
it's too strong and so like I could take on
the like five seconds of it, and I'm like yeah, yeah, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Alex, I know I gave you all the teas and peace,
I'm gonna have to take half of them back and
get no.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
I get that. That back pain is the worst I
always have from like leaning forward every week, like right
at the lower part of my back is always like tight.
But I go to the chiropractice. You check out chiropractice, bro, Yeah,
I I help you out. I don't know if it's placebo.
If it is, it makes me feel better. Mm hmm.
So it's gotta be doing something and if it makes
you feel better, then like that's something. Yeah. I was

(01:37:12):
thought about that too, but like even like lying down,
I did that like two nights ago, like on my stomach,
and as as soon as you do that, it starts
like pulsating, pulsating and switching, and I'm like, oh that
really hurts. Like I thought, like I can't. I don't
think I could even do it like that. I couldn't.
Might just need to get a massage. Yeah those are cheap, Yeah,

(01:37:32):
but I said today it's it's the best it's felt
in about a week. Hopefully it's gone by the weekend.
But even do the stretches, yeah, doing just very light
stretches though I'm always bad. Walk on your back no
oh yeah, Sam weighs like five pounds, like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
That's the best is then carry weight, walk up and
down the spine, and then like kind of push the
feet to the outside that she like a massade. Dude,
Come on, the Japanese Geishas have been doing this millennia. Yeah,
to tell you, because like you said, Sam, way is
five pounds. I ever walk around up on your back
a little bit if you'll talk like this while she's

(01:38:12):
doing it, But it's gonna feel so good.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
I M I haven't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Yeah, just lay down in the doorway. That way she
can stabilize herself on the doorfrant Trust me, I know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
That I suck man back back to the worst and
then they're attached to everything else so that it makes
your arm hurt because of that, and then your legs
are sore and you're like, fuck, you're old now, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Thanks you hear this fucker barking in the background. I
cannot It's why this is impromptu not cool is I
can't pay attention more than eight seconds because it's roughly
d I N N e R time for them. And uh,
as I've said, he is a boxer who's mischievous, so

(01:38:59):
I have to keep looking off screen every eight seconds
to make sure he's not ruining something. George stop browning
at Troy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
John j par.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Troy's and he bullies them around.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
It's awesome. All right. Let's move on to the final
segment of the show, the answers segment where we need
the pre come segment. You want to pitch a game
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if you don't whatever, dude, who cares. If you want
to ask us some medical advice, we can help you
on that. If you wanna. You want us to help

(01:39:31):
you with some parenting advice. I'm a hashtag girl dad,
so I can help you out with just about anything.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
You got.

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Hit us up at pass gray pot on X and
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(01:39:59):
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Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Stupid face?

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
But I on X is the best way for us
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is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Just answer the question. Just answer the question. Answer that's
something that's about full question. Definitely answer an answer to answer.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
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comes from the Rating Past Gravy MVP of the Gravy's Awards,

(01:42:42):
ray Mundo Bina Vedez at k Mundo b on X
and ray Mundo says, why does the smoke follow you
when you're about? Why does the smoke follow you when
you're around a fire or a barbecue?

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
I the this has been a question that has plagued
man since the Caveman times right, and I saw Mike
Fish actually answered this on there. Let me let me
find it science.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
He gave a scientific answer, the.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Scientific and this is what he said. He goes, airflow
is all around us, but your body, your body blocks
some of that airflow. Thus, because now that pocket has
been created, without the flow, the air has somewhere to go.
Thus the smoky air fills that pocket. And it looks
like the smoke is following you. But why does it
follow me and nobody else? There should be lots of

(01:43:37):
air pockets all around it, so the air should be
dispersing vaguely equally. Granted, I know I'm going to create
a bigger air pocket than anybody else most likely, But like, also,
then why how came when I say watermelon, the smoke
goes away.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
From me the water it puts out fire, which which
is what Robert, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Have you ever heard that if you're ever around a
fire pit and the smoke's hitting you, say watermelon and
the smoke will move directions. I don't know why that works.
That is the closest to real magic that I've ever
discovered in the real world. It works. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I was just my answer to why the smoke philes
us just because like shits fire, shits fire, like fire
got smoke, bro smoke be doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
I think smoke just gets attracted to sins. That's what
it is. Yeah, the smoke's following you you've done some
bad shit you need to repent. Yeah, which I haven't
done anything serious, but like I've got a lot of
little sins that have added up. That's why the smoke
follows me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Look, Mike, you can use your fancy dancy science if
you want to. But I think the real answer to
this question is that shits fire, shits fire fire Do
that sometimes fire be like that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
I mean they say where there's smoke, there's small I'm
gonna be honest, I'm pretty fire.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
Yeah, And where there's fire, there's smoke. And where there's smoke,
it also follows you around, unless you say watermelon. Unless
you I've never heard that until today, never heard of
that either.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
We're about like it's it's nice weather, but it's a
little cool at night. If you have a friend that's
got a fire pit, go over, sit there on a
fire pit, go watch this watermelon smoke soon go out him.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
We're gonna do that and just get hit in the
face with more smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
And I'm telling you it works. Now. Am I gonna
make the claim that it works one hundred percent of
the time. No, I've had it not work. It works
more than it doesn't. And when you're being doused. If
I smoke in the face, you'll try anything.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
We'll see. I'm going camping next weekend, so I'll try that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Keep that watermelon car in your back pocket, dog.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
All right. I will get back to you guys in
two pods and let you know if that is true
or not. All right, good question in Mundah, very good question.
And appreciate you, Mike wighing and scientifically even though like
I don't need that nerd ship, but I appreciate it.
And that's probably the real answer. But shit's fire, so

(01:46:11):
that it works. M josh Treecoddle at Joshua Tree seven
one three on X says, can fish be afraid of heights?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
No, somebody said it underneath the So it's depths they're
afraid of depths.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
Depths are just underwater heights. If you think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
It is because I mean, we get to a height
high enough, if we fall off, we die. They get
to a depth low enough, they can't. They get crushed.
And what is falling off of building and hitting the
cement if not being crushed right by gravity, And that's
the same thing they're getting crushed by the gravity of

(01:46:51):
the water.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Boom deaths, but it's still heights if there's so upside down, No, dude,
it's it's all. It's all heights ship. You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Actually, heights would work too for them because if they
go too high, they're out of water and they can't breathe.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Yeah, I think fish are afraid of heights.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
They're definitely afraid of heights. So you're a scene when
they like stock a pond and they don't. Like if
you put a fish in a plane and you're like,
look down there, like that's still a height in that,
I bet a fish would be terrified. He's like, there's
no water anywhere around here.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Flying fish are.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
They can't go that high? He said, you ever seen
those motherfuckers fly?

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
They don't get that high. But they're like the evil
canevel of fish. They're like, dude, you can't breathe out here.
I don't give a fuck. Watch this.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
Watch I can hold my breath.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Bitch. Oh oh, look at you. You like breathing down there?
Check it out, Aeriel.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Yeah, I think fish are absolutely afraid of heights.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Heights in just just scaredy cats.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
But depths are just water heights, So if you're afraid
of depths, you're afraid of heights? Yes, all right, three
same page. There makes sense, Robert, do you agree? Yeah?
There and the depth is water heights, So I thought so,

(01:48:15):
I thought I knew that ship. All right. Moving on,
a great question, Josh Tree, Oh, power ranking time. It's uh,
this is Quentin Hughes at Q the Ace on X.
Good hearing from you again, Quentin Quinton says, power rank.
These middle school jokes, they're not as much jokes as

(01:48:36):
they are like it's slang or just they're.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Middle school jokes. They're not school jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
All right, Mike Hawk, sofa king, I cup? Do you
like CDs and huge azz? Robert?

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Do you need us to explain any of these?

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
The CDs one?

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
You want to see these nuts? You know? Icup? Though,
I see up.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Gross, Pat, Hey, don't my number five. I'm gonna go
with CDs. CDs. Yeah, I'm gonna go with CDs number five,
number four, I'm going jazz. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Wait what one?

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Number three? I'm going Hawk? Wait, no, you have just
said the full name. Number two. I'm going king. Number
one is icup?

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Number one.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
I do like icup.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
That's what Robert likes middle school.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
It just seems like you like watching middles Well, don't
say that, come down, Jared, Hey, yeah, relax man, take
it easy, all right. Next if I've got you jazz.
Still funny that one time we got Myla Hamilton to
say that during the spring training game he would do

(01:50:05):
happy Birthday shoutouts and he said huge jazz, and we
would feed it to him from like the K T
H studio. We're like, oh yeah, and then so and
so and so and so and so and so in
U jazz is like and Hu jazz and all that
jazz sofa king for funny and it was like you
could say fucking as a kid, Mike Hawk was really funny.

(01:50:28):
That always played. I think it was a Bart Simpson
calling get Homer at Mo's that one I'll always remember, Yeah, yeah,
Seymour butts. That was awesome early go on. Number two
is I cup I see up Classic Classic, And then
number one has to be do you like CDs? Not

(01:50:50):
necessarily just do you like CDs? But like I still
do these nuts jokes today. We do these nuts jokes regularly.
So that stayed with me. So not only was that
cool middle school, it's still cool as a thirty six
year old for me. So yeah, do you like CDs,
I Cup, Mike Hack, Sofa King, and Huge Azz.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Yeah, we're gonna have pretty similar ones. Five, I've got
Huge Jazz.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Four I'm gonna go uh, Sofa Kings as well. Three?
Three I went, I cup, I seeup funny. I didn't
hold that one as much.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
So yeah, but when somebody dropped it, it would always
it always worked.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
Yeah, and then I'll go, uh, gotta go Mike cop
two and then CDs one. CDs has to be one.
But Mike Cock is great.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
I love, dude. I can't tell you how much I
love my Cock.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Every time I did Tony Hawk's press Skater, then my
guy Mike Hack, I was Tony's brother, and I played.

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Yeah, so good. Uh great Great power rankings, Q Quentin,
Great Power rankings, Dude. Let's move on to Tessa g
At Tessa goriants on X and Tessa says, do humans
look like different shapes the way clouds do?

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Yes, like two clouds do we?

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
I guess two clouds? But I also like to think
of it as like if we just went people watching,
like you go to the ball like that guy looks
like that guy looks like a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
I was thinking it was from the clouds because obviously,
if we're looking at it, Yeah, people are different. You're
not gonna look at me and Alex's silhouette and go
who's food.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
I can't tell the difference, but sometimes silhouette looks like stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
Yeah, but I think ours are pretty. I mean, just
look at this. How much wider my shoulders are in
the camera than yours?

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
Right, But like you would look like something different than
I would look like, just like clouds all look different.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
I was thinking it was from the clouds perspective. Do
we look like a different thing?

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
And I aloud have said no to that though, because basically,
can you tell the difference between two ants, because that's
what they're looking at is ants?

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Oh totally, dude, No tell every minute detail about.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
An Okay, yeah, man, I didn't know we have Paul
Rudd in the studio today.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Let's not any let's not get into DC here. This
isn't a D conversation. I'm gonna say no, Robert, Yeah,
I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna go say no as well.
God damn all right.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
I love how instance me and Robert are on the
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Not always. The other week you were like losing your
shit because he didn't agree with you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Not always.

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
But if assume you've got him in your pocket, you
don't always have him in your pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
Dude. Whenever there's a deciding vote that Robert has the
cast of the time.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
I would say a surprising amount of times.

Speaker 3 (01:53:39):
I wouldn't say ninety though nothing else in life do
me and Robert agree this month? But really no other
than our love with the Astros.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
Although if you looked at the Gravy They posts today,
Robert was posting a picture next to an Astros World
Series trophy and Pat not an Astros World Series.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Well, I've never taking.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Interesting interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
In which I live.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
By the way, if you have pictures of you, make
you like, do something cool in your Gravy Day pictures,
do some cool ship tag us and then we'll yank
your photo and use it at the Gravy Day post
and then you can share it and it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
You can give Troy giving me a hug on the toilet.
That'll be a great Gravy Day post.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Well, I'm not get it taken down.

Speaker 3 (01:54:27):
If that's it, you can't it's only from the chest up.
If I'm telling you was on the toilet, you might
not even.

Speaker 2 (01:54:33):
Know the Okay, you can tell alet. But I mean,
Abby Gibbons has been kind of coming along strong right
now with uh, with her sending some like she I
love that she rocks the April Full Somewhere shirt, like
that's probably my favorite shirt we have, and like she
rocks that more than I've seen anybody else. You know what,

(01:54:53):
I'm adding her, I said, I'm adding her. I'm adding
her to the woman of the category already. So congratulations
on your early nomination. But I can also remove it
if you don't keep interacting with us. So don't forget that.
Don't forget Next up, last question, speaking of the devil
Abby Gibbons. At Abby Givens seventeen on X, Abby says,

(01:55:17):
are eggs the new lobsters. By that, I believe she
means like lobsters used to be prisoner food. They're like, yeah,
this shit is a bottom feeder. We just grab it
and it's the cheap as fuck. We'll make prisoners eat it,
and now it's a luxury and eggs kind of becoming
that way. I feel like it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
Actually it works on many levels because way back in
the day, lobster was actually peasant food.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
That's exactly what I just said. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:55:43):
Sorry, I was dealing with a corky who was cranky. Okay,
I was, I was half listening. I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
I was prisoner food.

Speaker 3 (01:55:51):
Oh no, I said, commoners and peasants.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
Well, they would give it to the prisoners, because like,
fuck them, we'll give them lobsters. You have funny in
your fucking sea bugs.

Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
On a lesser scale, yes they are. There's still not
you know, twenty five dollars a pound. That'll become the
problem when eggs do that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
But it's speaking of crawfish. I saw it was like
twenty two dollars a pound.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
I don't know, but I had a profits boiled this world?

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
What world twenty two?

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
I will say this, get the fuck out of my face.
I will turn the fuck around and leave.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
Have you had any at the season? Yes, once we
got a good season going on. I had this one
this last weekend, and the other one was what three
weeks before?

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
I had remen I've only seen big boys both.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
Now, see, if you're going to restaurants, I don't think
they're getting good. I'm talking about when you do a
home crawfish boil. Get anyone together, whoever's buying the sacks.
I've had two fantastic profits matches so far. Big early
in the season, this big. I'm thinking we're having a
good year. Kevin.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
You get trash twenty dollars. I remember back when it
was twenty dollars all you could eat crawfish.

Speaker 3 (01:57:02):
See, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
You gotta twenty hours a pound. I get the fuck
out twenty two. This is why they should have called
and reported them and be like they're actually trying to
rob their customers right now.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
This is why it's important to have a boy who
does crawfish because, yeah, just like going out to eat crawfish.
The prices are insane, man. But when you have a
boy that's got a crawfish boil. The best thing about
the crawfish boil, so you can invite fifty people. You
buy three sacks, there's probably really gonna be two people
that are getting after it. So you can eat all

(01:57:34):
you can eat crawfish. Most people are gonna put down
like a pound and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:37):
I'm going to crawfish boyling like a month pretty stoked
about my friend Darren Rocks at crawfish. So I had
stoked at that. And also like everybody chips in, but
like you throw in twenty thirty dollars for everybody, but
then that's for like the group, not a pound or whatever.
Like that's what that's what makes me mad about shit.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
I probably had nine to ten pounds of craw fish.
I have three full half pans of fish. Somebody sausage
and onions and corn and all.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
Yeah, you know a lot of people could say that
I held up the crawfish economy, like I single handed
was keeping prices down because I was buying it so
much that they were like, well, we don't got to
like when Alex is not buying from us, what do
we gotta raise these rates? Like somebody to make the
meme verbal meme, but somebody make this In reality, it's

(01:58:27):
i'm h crawfish prices, the entire crawfish. Yeah, crawfish prices,
and it's the gun and then the crawfish economy or
the crawfish industry, and it's just Alex the soldier just
taking all the bullets. That was single handedly. I was
single handedly holding up the crawfish economy because really, I mean,
prices just rose after I got out the game.

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Yeah, I mean I some people might say that, then
you single handedly crash the market. I won't say that.
I'm not gonna say that I was holding up.

Speaker 2 (01:58:57):
I was keeping prices great.

Speaker 3 (01:58:59):
Hey, in my book money, you're a hero. I am
a hero.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
I am a hero. I'm not. Those are your words,
not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:59:07):
You're a hero.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
Some people might say hero. Guinness would not say that,
but fuck them. We have the Gravy Book of records.
Yeahs consecutive weeks, they get white beer, wipe their ass.
What is what they can do? Fuck them? And I
won't drink their beer either. But ex are the new lobsters.
They're trending that way correctly. Yeah, but like, bring back

(01:59:32):
crawfish prices. Guys, what the fuck fuck is it? You
guys know I have bad.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
Earlier in the season. We're still pretty early in the season.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Twenty two dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
I don't know where. You say you need to never
go to that restaurant again. That's bullshit, that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
The twenty two I laughed. I was like, don't don't
know everything.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Don't dodge I won't but never go there again because
they engage in that, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
What the fuck, man, what the fuck if they are
lobsters that you're just disguising as crawfish? You know what?
I would have given them the past, but what I
saw did not look like lobsters disguised as crawfish.

Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
That's horseshit.

Speaker 2 (02:00:14):
And I don't care how good they are. Twenty two
a pounds. No, I didn't need it, didn't need it,
didn't indulge, not, not in this economy. I gotta have
first and last month's rent, ready ship, all right? I
was it abby? Great questions, Great questions, everybody, Great questions,
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Speaker 3 (02:00:56):
I checked my name.

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We can't pick any of these people. Jean Borota, Meryl Streep,
Marlon Brando, Kirk Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Fred Stolly, Jesse Owens
or Kurt Russell. We can't pick them. You got George Bush.
I'll go Patrick Swayze.

Speaker 3 (02:01:55):
Hey, onyce't you show me that quick to make sure
Patrick Swayze is not on there and you're not a liar? Okay?
I trust you now. I see all the names that
you already said.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Okay, Kurt Russell's last one.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
Not that I don't trust you no, No, I got
I got.

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
That's why I was listening all the names like I can't.
All right, Robert, who you got? You know? I'm also
go with the Patrick. I thought you about to take mind.
That would have been funny if we both did same one.
But I was gonna go Patrick Stewart, Patrick Stewart, all right,
let's do this, Connie Huck, Claudia Winkleman, Jack Nicholas, Jerry, Rice,

(02:02:31):
Beastie Boys, Carol Smiley, Mario Andretti and Neve Campbell. We
can do it one more time, right, one more time,
George Bush, Patrick Swayzee and Patrick Stuart, Patrick Stewart. I'm
gonna said Patrick, Sorry, Kirsten Dunst, Henry Fonda, Beyonce Outcast,

(02:02:52):
Kathy Bates, Rocky Marciano, Rayfir Johnson, and Samuel L. Jackson. Nope,
nobody got it. But maybe I did it next week.

Speaker 3 (02:03:02):
I was sneaky with mine too. I gave myself a
chance at two people by just saying George Bush, because
if w came up, I would have been like, true,
that's true. Yeah, I almost pulled a fast food on
you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
I would have given it to you either. I would
have made you fucking give it to me, all right,
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bitch Houston.

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