Pass The Gravy #609: Gravy Church

The guys talk about baseball, college basketball, and World War II. They also power rank Adams and do a mock draft of Pokemon.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, pout of the top and lead spread. As we're listen,
it's a past the grave, Grave we go and fishing
for your bitch today with Chunk and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let him.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We'll get rich today.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Hitch, bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's Past the Gravy episode number six oh nine, almost
sixty nine. Kind of nice. Happy Gravy Day to you
and yours, Dax, Pat and Bobby Jokes. We're back in
person again in the past the Gravy Studios that we
have dubbed the past Gravy Studios at the iHeart Radio

(00:58):
studios in Houston, Texas. It's Opening Day week.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
It's Opening Day week, Opening Opening Day week, the real one,
not the bullshit pre not Japanese Opening Day five am
baseball games that nobody I think we talked about though,
just fucking play at our time.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's our sport. It's our sport. I mean, I guess
not really, because the Dodgers wins the team japan one,
so it's actually their sport, you know, more.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Than Japanese though, So we're still going to take that one.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Dodgers are Team Japan, so actually it's their sport, so
really used to be the Mariners.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Dodgers took that from them.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well it's just they had intro.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, I think just like the only not true because
the Yankees had what's his name Hideki.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Also Nintendo owned the Mariners, Nintendo's Japanese company.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm never aware that Nintendo owned the Mariners.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I knew they owned part of them, I didn't know
they owned the majority.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, now they own a minority, but they did own
the majority. They owned a minority the Japanese probably.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
They owned the Mariners in eighteen forty six.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, that that was a problematic thing that happened in
this country. We don't like, you know, we look down
on that.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Abraham Lincoln forced them to sell this.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you can't own minorities anymore.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
But but like speaking of the of Nintendo owning the Mariners,
they recently announced a partnership. So the sponsored patch is
a Nintendo that's sick. It's a it's a red pouch
and like Nintendo wording the like the pill that's their home,
they're away is like an eight by eight square that

(02:32):
looks awful, it says Nintendo switched to on it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'd like you to show.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Me that I need.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I need a logo where Luigi is holding on the sea.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like he's the little Mariner guy.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I want Luigi on the baseball like the elephant is
for the A's.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Or maybe the pitchfork is stabbing Big Bertha, the giant
fish for Mario.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I don't think that's the fish. That's what me and
my family always called her. Bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I think, yeah, I got what you were saying, even
though I had no idea that it.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Was anyone who played Mario back Mario one, two three.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It makes it Mario three. But they all blend in. Yeah,
they all really blend in if you think about it.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
So this is the await one as awful. It is
a very big red rectangle, which Nintendo switch pretty awful.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
They should just do like the old school Nintendo logo.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
All had on their home jerseys, on their away ones.
They do the big.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Stop trying to make switch happen.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
If you buy all the jerseys now, do they have
to come with the patches or can you get them
without the patches? I think you can get them without good.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
They just don't call it like that's the next that's
how now you can get that, or you can get
authentic game day jersey. And you know, it's probably fifty
extra dollars for the jersey and it comes with all
the patches.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
This is that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I like that. That's cooler, that's cool. It's still I
don't know. It just they take away for like the
oxy one on the astros one one just makes me
thinks of oxy coding yep, which is a problematic thing
in the country, in our society. And and two it's
just like it just takes away from a lot of
the drizzy except for the white ones. The white ones.
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I just we're gonna find out tomorrow if the naming
rights went to the right company.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Dikes Dyke in Park at the Dike, the Dike's box, No,
it's just the Dike, Okay.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
But yeah, I want because I guarantee we're gonna have
you know, people that listen at the game tomorrow. If
you're sitting in the upper section and that AC isn't cold,
I need you guys to report back, because if an
AC company has naming rights of the stadium, if you're
gonna do that in Houston, you better prepare her to
shell out some money for some extra ac Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
We'll get into baseball here in a little bit. It's
good to be back though in person with you guys.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I miss your face.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Missed you guys.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Your three D face. Your two D face is okay, Yeah,
three D face more fun.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, would you guys have anything for the pre come segment.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm just I'm just all different sorts of jacked up. Also,
I do this.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
This is gonna be my knuckle. I'll get into that later.
So no, I don't actually know the thing about it.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
No, how long do you guys take to eat on average?
Would you say you take to eat a meal?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Is my kid with me or not not out with me?
Five ten minutes?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Far under five minutes or maybe three minutes?

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Like you're at a restaurant, you know, I need when
the food.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Hits the table, I start eating. I take a byte,
then I take the next bite, then I take the
next bok, and then the food is gone.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I just keep eating. Told it's gone.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Because I recently saw an article that said, if you're
one of the people that takes between twenty and thirty
minutes to eat. You're eating too fast.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're eating cold food. If you're taking thirty minutes to.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Eat, you take twenty and thirty minutes to between too fast.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, between twenty and thirty minutes. That's too fast.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I have a very militarized eating system. It's just get
the food in my face.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Seat food, eat food. Yeah, like Maria.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Basically, so you're supposed to be eating, you know, take
at least twenty five minutes to thirty minutes to eat.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
These are the same people at you gotta wait to
swim after you eat?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Are they incorporating cook time?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
No, just the eating, they say, because your stomach takes
about twenty minutes to signal to your brain when you're full,
So if you're eating faster than that, then you're missing
the signals when you're full, and you're probably overeating.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
That makes sense because that's one hundred percent what I do. Yeah,
I'm full, I'm like, oh, that was good, and then
twenty minutes later, I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like, wait, way too much.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I should not have had sixteen chicken wings.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
But also, if you're taking twenty thirty minutes to eat
your entree, it's fucking cold.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Also, good point.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Your food's gonna be super cold.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, how long do you take, Robert?

Speaker 6 (06:40):
I would take less about twenty minutes, that's what.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
If you're eating like shining, I think that's happened from bccoli,
it's gonna take you twenty minutes to eat that.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, But if you're eating by yourself, I think it
takes way faster. Like it's way faster than if I'm
eating like if we were all hanging out and having
dinner together, we're shooting the shit, so like you kind
of you eat a little bit slower because you're like, oh, Robert,
what do you think about the game? Blah blah blah
blah blah, And Pat's talking about whatever offensive shit Pat's
talking about, and Robert's saying, hey, Pat, don't do that,

(07:09):
and they it stretches it out a little bit where
it's like, if I'm just home alone and I'm just
eating at my table, I'm wolfing that thing down. Breakfast
seconds seconds is how long it takes any breakfast.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Do you think you would eat slower or faster if
you weren't like on your phone or watching something.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I would eat faster if I was not on my phone.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I eat fast on my phone.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm just sitting there scrolling while talking to whoever's at
the table with me and eating my food. Conversation does
not slow down my eating at all.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
In the article, they said one of the things to
get you to eat slower is to not be on
your phone. But I was thinking about the whole thing.
That'd be the opposite. Like, if I'm not watching anything,
am I going to focus on the food. So I'm
just gonna keep eating if I am watching something like
take a bite, watch whatever?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Ye scroll on TikTok the next one.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm gonna I want to find who wrote this article
and spit in their Frober wrote the article, this is
the most incorrect article I've ever I don't know anyone that.
No dudes like chicks eats slow. They just they do.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
But they're chatting.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, well they just they take They eat the way
you're supposed to. They take a bite, they chew it,
they swallow it, then they cut the next piece. The
second that food goes in my mouth, I'm already cutting
the second piece, And most time the second piece is
going in my mouth before the first is done being chewed.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm an animal. I eat like a fucking bear.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
I've been wanting to sort of do like those videos were, say, oh,
eating at the pace of my partner whatever, boyfriend or girlfriend.
I've been thinking about doing that with Sam, but I
think she eats faster than me. She's vegan, right, but
she eats like a lot of lenuce like things that
are very chewy.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. I had a salad in it to me maybe
ten minutes to eat.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, I had a cell today.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They asked mess I asked how to like my dogs
bothered me, so had to go let her out real
fast so that I added to it. They're probably took
me like eight eight nine minutes to do that to
eat eat in total.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Actually, you know what, I think it took me longer
to eat the salad than it does an normal meal.
Sometimes you're just trying to stab the lettuce and it
doesn't want to get.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
On the four or yellow mini tomato, little cherry tomato,
and that that bad boy goes all over.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It does make.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
It easier though, when it's just housed in sauce, because
then you can just scoop it. That's what I did.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I know that it had barbecue fried shrimp on top
of it as well.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
It was. It was a salad, and name only people.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Shit on salads. But like, one of the coolest things
when you get a little plastic salads and then you
put the dress in it and you can just shake it.
That's the coolest part of a salad.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's like, now you're all all dressed, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Gonna be perfectly sauced.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, it's pretty great. It's a great feel pretty great.
I don't know about I don't know. I don't know
what the Greeks did long term, but I mean not financially,
they're not great, but their salads great. We'll give them that.
I say that all of the time to our Greeks Olympics. Great,
salad's great.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, keep them with the food, keep them away from financials. Yeah,
they should hire who's next to Greece. They should hire
the Italians to their financials. They know how to move
money around.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, they're just like the Italians are just mobbed up Greeks. Yeah,
look we'll make we'll make room for that money.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
They both love seafood, culinary skills. The Italians also had
other interests.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
The Greeks were like, nah, dude, again, I don't know
what I'm saying water and fe cheese that's all they do. Yeah,
and olive oil. Okay, good start, good start. The only
thing I had for pre come segment is I feel
like I've heard a lot, Like I know that just
put the fries in the bag, bro. Phrase has been
around for a long time. I feel like I've heard

(10:42):
it more this week than maybe ever before. I don't
know why, but I get that it's just like, just
do your job, shut up, don't want to talk to you.
Like we need to change it a little bit, though.
I think it'd be funnier to use it for like
like you just do the taxes, bro, Just do my
fucking taxis like when the doctor's like, all right, Alex,
look you gotta stop eating, like your cholesterol is better.
My look, dude, just heal me, bro, fucking just heal me.

(11:04):
Shut the fuck up and just heal me. Make it
better here, just make it better. Just look, fix the computer, bro.
I don't like tell all the it guys that just
fix the fucking computer. Hey, shut up and dribble. Yeah,
basically do that, but it's funnier. It's funnier like the
put the fries in the bag is like supposed to
be the meaning. But it's funnier if you do it
as like a just heal me, bro, like a doctor's

(11:25):
a pretty high up profession.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Just fucking play the song. Bro, Hey, just cut the hair, Dude,
cut the hair. Just fucking guess the word he's mouthing it, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Just pod the cast, pat.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Just bring me my fucking chicken. Okay, all right, just.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Teach the class. He's that on your teachers?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh man, did use that? It was so mad at that?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, yo, hey, look I know I'm talking to teach
the fucking class. Yeah, try that. If any students are listening,
try that. Listen not gus.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
I can be quiet up here until you guys are quiet. Hey,
just teach the last you'd get detentions so fast. The
Dennis is like, uh, have you been flaw Hey?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Hey what just just fix the teeth, Just fix the teeth,
all right, fix it. Look, my job, my job is
not to do what you say. Your job is to
fix whatever's done to my mouth. Okay, shut the fuck up,
fix it.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Talking to your doctor, You're like, listen, just get it
out of my ass. Okay, we're not going to talk
about how Look.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Look let's get the thing out. Let's get the thing out,
all right, let's do that. I think we need to
we need to make some addressments. Just fly, Fly the
fucking plane.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Did you see that thing about We were talking about
it on the Rod Ryan Show this week. There was
a flight from Mexico that was going to Jersey and
this guy was constipated in the bathroom for like thirty
minutes and the pilot like opened the door and made
him get out and then like landed the plane in
Houston because he was like, what are you doing? Get
the fuck out of there. And it's like, Bro's trying
to do some business in there.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Man, Like I probably thought he was doing cocaine okay,
but he wasn't, or taking cocaine off of his body
that was strapped.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
To it, but I don't think he was so like, yeah,
but you got to take extra ships when I don't know.
But I was like, pilot, you have time to go
fucking deal with people in the bathroom instead of flying
the plane.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, you've never heard of Hoddle pilot.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, but just just fly the plane, bro, shit, Hey,
fly the fucking plane. That's kind of where I got
the idea too. It was just like that would be fighting.
It's just hey, turn around, fly the plane. Coolil just
shut the fuck up, fly the plane. Give me those
little wings, fly the plane.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I wonder do they still have those? Like if I asked,
he probably would they give them to me.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'll probably charge you eighty dollars from him.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Sorry, you're in your mid thirties, we don't you don't
get wings.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh I can't feel like captain too.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
If I slurred a little bit and fucking droop my eyes,
you give me some wings, wouldn't you? But that would
be wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah. It is insane how many airport incidents and airplane
incidents there are where it's like, bro, you're gonna put
on a no fly list so fast.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
The naked Chicken Dallas the other day.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's Dallas for you.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
I think I can change her something about her. I
liked it. I couldn't really put my finger on it, but.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, so just I think we need to update put
the fries in the bag. We need to make it like,
let's let's class it up a little bit, which is
kind of funny because then you're talking down to a
doctor or a dentist or somebody that's like.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Which is perfect because people don't respect like pilots, doctors.
They used to get the most respect out of anyone
in this country. Now everyone's like, we don't fucking like
you at all. Just give me my service.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Look, do the thing I want. Just fly the fucking plane.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Bro, pilots.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Think about how much worse pilot experiences has been over
the years. People used to get dressed up, used to
give them respect, shake their hand. Now you've got people
that look like me showing up in pajama pants and
like fuzzy slippers.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
They used to wear suits, used to wear suits, but
you could also smoke them. So I feel like when
they took away being able to just chain smoke cigarettes
in a tube in the sky where everyone else is
trapped and can't escape it, that's when we were like
too much, too much. Now we're gonna wear tank tops.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I can't smoke complaints anymore. That's it. I'm not gonna try.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Now they have like dress codes and shit, and they
don't have dress codes. But I've seen people get picked off,
which like a lot of times when they should. People
get kicked off. It's like, well, did you think maybe
not to wear just an entire fish net bodies, Like,
don't dress like Little Kim from the MTV Awards and
expect it to be like, hey, were your tits just
out in front of like kids? That's problematic.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I feel like a good rule is, uh, if you
wouldn't wear it to church, don't wear it on the plane.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
But again, like, who am I tell people how to
live their lives?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I mean I would wear this to church though. Yeah, So, like.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
This perfect place, the church I'd like to go to
is a cool church, cowboy church.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
I've driven past so many cowboy churches. I don't was
it just it's just small town churches? Okay, I think
they call it. They probably have a bunch of ranchers
and cowboys in the area, so we can call this
cowboys boy church. Were cowboys in this area? Hell yeah,
I've never actually looked into why, but that's, you know,
my assumption.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, And I've.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Never driven by a cowboy church.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
And like the Woodlands, it's always in like fucking middle
of nowhere between Houston and Austin.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
They fame. Every occupation had its own church, like Electrician
church restaurant only for Electrician Yeah, restaurant.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Restaurant church. It's seven in the morning. Everyone's drinking way
too much of the wine.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh no, they do it like after closed. It's like
four am.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
It's also a bar, the bar. They have mass in
a bar.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's like was revolving walls. It just turns into a
bar at the All right, May God be with you.
Let go who wants wine.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's a speakeasy church.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's my kind of church.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
That would actually be a great loophole. No, no, no, we're
holding mass. It's three am. Yeah, the bar's closed it too.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
We're holding mass, massive amounts of alcohol.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
We're not drinking wine. No, no, no, we are tasting the
blood of Christ. He's had fourteen glasses of the blood
of Christ. He's really feeling the spirit tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Christ has been drinking. All right, nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
What you're saying, you're just gonna say, I can't be
one with the Lord.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Look, just just preach the preach stuff, all right, Just
just preach, dude, shut up and preach.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
He just read the Bible, dude, all right, just preach
the gospel. Hey, hey father, go ahead and just dunk
the baby.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hey, you don't worry about me drinking too much wine. Okay,
I just preach, preach it away. Just bless the kids.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Not a big cracker guy. You guys gotta many bar.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Nuts said nuts of Christ gluten free?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Is that too far?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's not the worst thing you said.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I mean, if we branded mixed nuts for our cowboy
church slash sleep, we would. We could have christ nuts, Yeah,
we could have We could make Christ nuts. That's all
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
You can upseil it so bad.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
It's like, hell, yeah, dude, you're not upselling christ nuts. Man,
those are the bar nuts.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Those are free.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Well, you write it off, but all the church, the
church writes it off, right.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Make the christ nuts extra salt though, because the salt
is what makes people Thursday, they drink more of the wine.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Goo call I Anny think about that? Yeah, I don't
even think about that. All right, Well that's our that's
our pre come segment. Solid start, solid start, if you
ask me. All right, moving on, let's get the comeback
kids segment, because we got a lot of stuff going on.
Do we want to do Robert Feelins next week?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
If you as long as you remind me a day ahead,
I can get it done.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Right, Robert Feelings. It's been a minute. Somebody's asking me
about that. Robert Feelings return next week. Let's plan on that. Yes, okay,
all right, I'm the.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
New shit in this room, so I can do it.
Last minute.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
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(18:58):
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Speaker 6 (19:03):
Probably can't do that one. Well, I mean all shirts
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Speaker 3 (19:07):
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Speaker 5 (19:08):
Hey, hey, fat jokes by a couple of them. Put
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house all the homeless in LA.

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We should make the shirt, but then put like shirt
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up like a sh Well, you have to make the tent.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Everything's a tent for a baby.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's true. We didn't say, who was a tent for
baby tents or what? Is it a tent for ants? Yeah,
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a big top.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah.

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Bitch all right, our first comeback kid. We talked about
it a little bit already. Baseball It's back one more
sleep listening to this on Thursdays. More sleep for us
for us, for us, Yeah, baseball is back boot cares.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I care, I care very deeply. I'm very excited kind
of over sports right now. Still, you look like you've
been crying.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Internally.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Internally, Yes, baseball.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Dude, opening Day, Opening Day is the best day of sports.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Hmmm.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Not first NFL Sunday, not the first week, no March madness.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
No, because that's like, I don't know, there's just something
magical about Opening Day one same.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Time, not at the same time, at the same time.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
No, I think I started like within like at least
an hour.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Because he's a Yankee. Yankee start at noon, ashows don't
play till.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Three ten, and they got a night game.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
But it's just I don't know, there's something beautiful that
you got the opening day logo on there, the whole
season ahead of you, even if you're supposed to be ship.
Baseball's fucking weird. Like young players play well, you have
an amazing season. Even teams like the A's or the Yankees. Dude,
what if the As have another moneyball season? You never
fucking know where it's gonna come from. Even you as

(23:36):
as little hope as you have right now, I'm as
dead as you are and sir scared about the Yankees
non existent. The Yankees could still win fucking eighty five
ninety five games this year.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You won't matter. You don't know, won't matter. It won't
because nothing matters. Nothing matters. Red sex guy, he's.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Just I've got dual citizenship.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Maybe I abandoned.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
I got no shame in my game. He abandoned the
I love two teams. He's a bandwagon to the Astros.
That's what he did, a bandwagon mint issues.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's not true at all.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I love the Astros just as much as I would
love it. Tell you when they're good, though, Who.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Do you love more? Your daughter are Wheezy?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I figu you're supposed to just say your daughter, But no,
I'm with you. Dog's are family, right right?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean I would never tell Weasy that.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I like that Agad the pose. He's like, uh shit,
you've known a l Eazy long time.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I do. I love Eazy so much pretty much, they're
the exact same.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
People.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Try and shameing for this, you can't. I have no
shame in this. I love two teams. I can't help it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I hate you.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I'm in a throttle in baseball.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, it's problematic. I think it's problematic. Yeah, it definitely
because it infuriates me when somebody inspect in football was like, well,
my NFC team is just not even but baseball baseball,
and baseball kind of ruined it because now they have
so much inter league play that it doesn't really matter.
Because it was like you could be a Cubs fan
and then not root for but like, like I liked

(25:06):
the Yankee I've always liked the Yankees. Been like, I
always had a soft spot for the Cubs just because
they're always on TV. So you're like, yeah, I hope
the Cubs do well. They don't do shit, it'd be
cool to see them win a couple of times. And
I don't really feel that way as I get older,
but like when somebody's like, well you know, I really
I like I like Texans, but like my NFC team is,
and I'm like, you don't get a fucking NFC team.
You have one fucking team. You picked that team, and

(25:27):
if they make you miserable, you have to just suffer
and you just have to just be quiet about it and
just eat that and it's gonna make you hate everything.
That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Be like me.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You see how happy I am.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
You've got an AFC team.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, I don't you like the You like the Texans
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Hometown team.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
There's a difference, been like, but but you don't claim
them as your team. You're just like, yeah, you root
from them because it's your home down team. And I
hope the Texians do well as long as if they
play the Giants, you want them to lose for sixty.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Like if it doesn't infect the Giants. Yes, But like
I would like my other he's a Texans fan, I
would like them to be happy, like the Packers. I
would like my friend Pat to be happy because I
don't hate the Packers. I don't have any hatred towards
the Packers, but like, yeah, the hometown team, you kind
of want them to do well, unless it's the Astroskeys.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
It's gonna get really bad. Like when the NHL eventually
comes to Houston. I'm going to root for that team too,
but it's it's never gonna overtake the Bruins sweets. It's
been there forever, like I grew up, that may be
as far back as I can remember. I've always rooted
for both the Astros and the Red Sox because I
grew up here watching the Astros. My dad's from there,
and he's like, you're a fucking Red Sox fan. I

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was like, hell, yeah, I am. And I was three.
I didn't know you were only supposed to have one
team back then.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
So I grew up.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I used to learned. That's the first thing I'm actually
gonna teach mat.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
If you talk to any of my teachers, they'll tell
you I'm pretty summer and I don't learn too easy.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, you don't, No, you don't. But baseball is
back and I'm gonna bet so many things on opening Day.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
And like we said, it's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
It's the stupidest sport to bet. Oh yeah, no, it's
so stupid.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
But I'm gonna bet like home run props. And who's
Tyler O'Neal on this year? Is it the Orioles. It's
forced four or five straight years he's hit a home
run an opening Day. We got to remember to bet that.
I'm gonna be so pissed if he's fucking.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Injured and not in the lineup he is on the
oiler Orioles Oil.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah, and he's just a fucking muscle monster that dude
his jack. So I'll spray around and then you know,
we've got a games that night. So chances are by
the end of Thursday, I'll have a run out of
all the money in my account because I've lost all
of my bets.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
But that's okay.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I did pretty well last weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I did too.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I did pretty well. The key is when you don't
feel good about a game, you just don't touch it.
And I was really good about being like, you know what,
I'll I'll only have three or four bets today instead
of nine.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I let some of them roll. I was like, two
overs hit in a row. You have to bet the
third day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, But Basement's back and Robert is. It's like Christmas
Morning for Robert.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
What is your Asters prediction? Officially first place the division.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
First place the division? I think a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's not what the people are saying a lot of
people are.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Saying that they're going to get in as a wild card,
that they'll get second maybe the division.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh yeah, because no, you know that makes sense because
I really feel like Jay's Jacob de Grama is gonna
be real.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Healthy for the Rangers.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Don't forget to give us the Jacob and gram update.
Has he injured himself yet now?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yet? They haven't.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Just yet he has, They just haven't told us. We're
definitely forearmed tightness.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's the twenty sticks thright now, probably.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
By wait, is he even ready for opening Day?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I think so. I think he's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Like I haven't looked at anything the starter. I'm going
into opening the fourth starter.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Think so, I'm going into opening the blind the way
the time is the.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Only thing I really know about the MLB this year
is that Bregnant is now on the Red Sox. I
haven't paid attention to ship. I'm going in blind this year,
and it's gonna be a fun year.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm going in blind because I don't want to care
about any name.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
I means also have the most exciting prospect in baseball.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Cam Smith. Yes, he's fucking good.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Ratio du Bond said he could be the next sixty
home run guy. I was like, that's a fucking take
right there. There's only like eight guys ever that have
done it.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
What's exciting for me like these first three games, first
one on Space City, I can't watch it, second one
Apple TV, I can watch that one, and the third
one is on Fox, which I can watch that one,
so like I can start the week, but I can
tell you.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Some ways to be able to watch it. Yeah, yeah,
you buy tickets legally to the game. There you go.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's it. That's what his tip was going to be,
or other ways this text, Pat, he'll give you some
who'll give you some tips?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I got you. I know some people. I'll get Frankiocho
to tap into your cable boxer.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Your name, I got a few people, a few people
hook you up from the east, have some connection, very
well connected. But yeah, baseball's base was back. Congratulations to
the Dodgers on winning another World Series, Cheeters.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I would be so happy when I wake up tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
And I don't have to be at work till three,
So I get to work right before baseball starts, so
then I can just sit there and watch and ignore
my responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
But I can sit at home and watch games during
the day.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That's cool. That's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh, it's gonna be a good day tomorrow, Tator.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So happy Opening Day everybody except for me. NFL Free
agency is another comeback kid. We got this week because
I feel like it does this every year where like
the free agency season starts and you get all the
signings right off the bat, right before like the tampering period,
and then they agree and then they sign, and then
nothing happens, and nothing happens, and nothing happens, and then

(30:41):
all of a sudden, you're like, bam bam, bam, bam bam.
And that's happened over the last like five six days.
The Giants have two quarterbacks. We had none, and now
we have two. Well, we had we had Tommy Davida.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Wow, I can't believe the disrespect. Not a starting quarterback
he has started. Yeah, I started, fact, But you got
the most exciting, fun quarterback of the free agency.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Period, Jamis Winston. Yes, his name literally says wins and
ton in it, and he's that's a good signing.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
He's a cartoon character that's a real person. And then
I mean that in the best possible way. And then
after that, we decided, let's get the worst guy out there.
Let's get Russell Wilson live the two corniest guys. But
like Jamis is corny in a and russ is just like, God,
if you weren't on my team, I'd hate you.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
So fucking bad, and now he is on my team,
but I still kind of hate him.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, I see, like it's not gonna be fun making
fun of him for you this year. It's just gonna
be like, freak, fuck it sucks.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
He sucks. I mean, if he turns it around and
somehow plays amazing, I'm going to absolutely buy it immediately.
And none of this that I'm saying matters.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I mean, but he does the beautiful deep ball, and
you guys have the leak neighbors we need, well, so
is Jamis if they was a beautiful de ball for
both the offense and the defense.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
But Milik can just Leak, can do whatever. So just
get to Mileak.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
You gotta treat him like Megatron. Just fucking throw everything
at him because what else do you have to lose?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's really Yeah, They're just run, just run goes every
play and just hope that Malik catches it and it'll
be a ninety year touchdown every time, so or an interception.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
We were talking a little bit before.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
You still want to go quarterback in the court, and
I also want to sign Aaron Rodgers. Still you have
four quarterbacks. One of them has to work out.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Can you imagine just.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just just it's an arms race.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
We can collect the margin if you had both Russ
and Aaron Rodgers and Jamis, because like anywhere Aaron goes,
he has to be the starter, it will If Aaron
is not the starter, don't even tell him show up
to the facility because he's not gonna be good in
the locker room.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
But how crazy would the would the quarterback room be
with the veto Rogers Winston and Russell Wilson Like Rogers
just throwing out weird conspiracy theories about how five G
is causing COVID, and Jamie's like, I ain't never thought
about it like that, and Russey's like, I think you
know what I did today. I sat in the cold
up for forty nine minutes and then I went in
the sauna for three hours, and then I did high

(33:05):
knees all up and down the team playing like we
don't fucking care. Russ shut up and like, you guys
want cutlets.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
We can share a sandwich, and you're like, no, Russ,
I don't want to share a sandwich with you.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
I don't think we should ever have Jamis and Aaron
on the same team. I think Aaron would be a
really bad influence on Jamis.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Jamis wouldn't, but see that's the beauty of Jamis. I
don't think he would affect him. He's just kind of
in his own But.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
If Aaron got him to do ayahuasca.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Because I think Jamis might try, I don't think Jamis would,
But I think Aaron can convince pretty much anyone of anything.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I want to Thank God Ayawaska.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Jamis's brain can handle ayahuasca. Like, what's the next level
of Jamis.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Can unlock super Jamis?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, dude, No, you know what super Jamis is a
super Bowl champion?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
No fucking Bill Walton.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
He would turn into Bill Walton's dead body, would inhabit Jamis.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Bill Walton won champion.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Okay, so I think we actually we do need you
guys to also sign Aaron.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
So the Giants would win super Bowl. Then with that logic,
he would go full Bill Walton, including the championships, and
that would Bill Walton win like seven six five. I
don't know, he wont a bunch maybe those u SELI,
I don't know. It doesn't matter. He's still one champion now.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I'm just now.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Ever since I've been thinking about Jamis calling games.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
It would be.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Hilarious because without Russell Wilson, which is gonna maybe make
it miserable. Like I was like, we may be bad,
but at least it'll be fun. It's gonna be fun
because Jamie is gonna say some crazy shit and I'm like, a,
that's my guy.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
He's gonna have two or three games where he only
throws for eighty four yards and has four touchdowns. He's
gonna have two three games where he throws for three
eighty five and four touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And then also he's gonna have somewhere he throws for
four touchdowns and four interceptions. Yeah, but that puts you
in a game. Yeah, puts you in a game.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
And it makes it at least exciting to watch instead
of here's another punt with Russ.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And he's also not making forty million dollars a year,
which is a plus. That too, that's really cool.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
And all the money you guys are saving on quarterbacks,
you can probably get some good gets.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Well there, you get some dudes in there actually had
money right now, but we'll get out of that.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
The cap doesn't even exist.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
In money's fake.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
It's all you can money launder around any contract in football.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's gonna be fine, be fine.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
The New York Sports are gonna be so good this year.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, the Giants are gonna be good Yankees, who cares?
Who cares? Giants are fine.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Don't forget the Jets, dude.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah right, Justin Field, do you think he's gonna save him?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sucking Islanders? Just blowing games left.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't know if you remember, Justin Fields got benched
for my quarterback now, so think about that. Giants actually
have the better quarterback allegedly. I agree, and by that
I mean Jamis.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I agree. I think the Jets are gonna be a
fucking dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I guess where the Giants are just gonna go off
shock the world.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Jets will be picking top three in this next draft
and going quarterback again because.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
If the worst case, say the Giants suck and they
get arch Man again, just get another Manning and it's fine.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Do you think you can out suck the Jets this year?
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Maybe if Rush tries hard enough, he could, but then
you get bench for Jamis, and Jamis wouldn't let that happen.
No line to be too high.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
That's what happened, you guys, could be in position for
like a top two pick, like fighting for number one,
and then you guys put in Jamis for the final
three weeks because Russ is so bad and Jamis will
win you two games and fuck up your draft picks.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Or we put in your door and then we're fine,
or Cam or Cam.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I said it before.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
I think you should go Travis Hunter, Get Travis Hunter,
get a stud athlete tang for Arch. Cam would except
I feel like this is gonna be a year we're
gonna have like it happened this year too. We're gonna
have like five or six really bad team, like you
know how like two wins had you the.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Eighth overall pick this year or whatever it was. I
think we have another year like that of everyone trying
to tank for Arch. Look, if you weren't with the
Giants when they were three and fourteen, I don't want
you to be with the Giants from there four and
four and thirteen. All right, right, don't don't hop on
the bandwagon now that we're hot. We've got we've got

(37:10):
an arsenal quarterbacks.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Okay, you think table's there next year?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, dude, they're gonna they're gonna win they're gonna win
so improvement.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
They'll turn around if he keeps improving with no quarterbacks,
how can you fire him?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
They're gonna turn around. It's gonna be fine. I just
I was so mad when you guys got Russ. I
just I want James. Yeah, I was also mad.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I want James to play so badly, at.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Least not Dak. Yeah, could be Dak and you could
be paying a bajillion dollars.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
To the most mid quarterback and.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
So yeah, Giants have a bunch of quarterbacks now after
having not a bunch of quarterbacks, and the Patriots gets
defined Diggs, So that's cool.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
My boss was like, is he even still good? I
was like, fucking maybe nobody. He looked aut right before
the injury last year. But he's coming off an injuries
a little bit older. He is still a really good player.
I'll say that he's fucking good. Stefon Diggs. At the
very least, he'll be a very solid veteran for you,
and he'll may be sure or he'll be a problem
and blow up on May and it'll go very badly.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Did you see how much his deal was for no.
Sixty nine million dollars for three years. Pretty nice. It's
pretty sick nice, pretty sick, all right. So NFL free
agency is back. Also back is George Foreman because he
passed away.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Which is in the list Death of the Year.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Definitely, he's the leading candidate, I would say at this point,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Remember the rest of the list so well, he thought
there was some other good ones.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Geen Ackman would probably be that's up there too.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
But yeah, George the who did love George Foreman?

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Michael Scott he didn't like his grill, well, actually loved
his grill.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Until it hurt him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I feel like it was a good long run though
for George what was he was it?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Seventy two, seventy nine for a dude that made his
profession getting punched in the fucking head by the strongest
guys in the world.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Pretty good long run.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
And he had five sons and he named him all George,
which is cool, and.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
They had probably also having to do with being punched
in the head.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
For a little yeah, daughter named Georgetta.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
That one was definitely because of the punching.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
No, I like, it's like, it's not you remember, Yeah,
I mean that shit, it's got to annoying. When you
got a bunch of kids and you need him all downstairs. Yeah,
if you can just call him all with one name
fixes a lot of problems.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
George Forman grill got me through like my freshman year
in college that was pretty sick. You get to feel
like you were an adult. Look, yeah, you guys want
a grill. You pull out the little thing, get the
little grease tray that you always never cleaned, and then
it was just disgusting.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
You're like, oh, this is so easy to clean.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
And then like three weeks later you're like, I've cooked
fourteen times on this and have not cleaned it.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You just fear.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Eventually you just start putting the paper towel all over it.
You have to soak it up, so you have to.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Clean it even less.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
God, dude, we were dudes are just gross in college. Yeah,
you put it enough dudes around each other like you're
just gonna be.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
You can't put us into the wild like that with
free will and then just put us with other dudes
our age and go, hey, go be an adult.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
That's not gonna work. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Look, dude, I've been doing gross shit forever, so this
is how I've been. I'm faeral right now.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Now, I don't have to sneak past my parents to
do all the debaucherous do it.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
George Forman though back but not back. But you see
the photoshop of the giant casket, that was just a
Foreman girl. That was funny.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, I hope they do that. That'd be sick. That'd
be a great way to go out.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
But yeah, George Foreman, rip and piece to a real one.
And the last comeback kid I have is group chats,
because Pat's a big group chat guy. Have you eready
been talking war with the boys in group chat?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
I'm sure, yeah, we I mean there's no off limits
in there. I'm sure at.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Something with like the Secretary of Defense. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
No, I'm not in that group chat. I wish I
was added that group chat, kind of like to talk
to some of those guys, but no, I was not
deemed worthy.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Pretty while I guess some dude got added to the
He was the editor for The Atlantic, which is like,
so for people that don't know, apparently there's there's a
group chat that goes I don't know everyone that's in it,
but seniors in the Trump official Apparatus, whatever the fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You call it. And before they bombed administration.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
There we go, there we go.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I had an a word.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
He's a big politics guy.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Oh, Bobby ticks over here.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
You know, they have a group chat that before they
bomb in an area, they send out a text everyone letting
them know that, hey, the bombing is about to happen.
And they just added not just any civilian, the editor
of a news apparatus, and uh yeah that's pretty big preacher,
fucking national security all. Whoever added them in there probably
should be fired. In fact, if you know what I'm

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not gonna say, probably should be fired. How do you
funk that up? How do you just add a random
number to the Hey we're about to have a military
bombing group chat?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Do you have to play a fun game? Yes, all right,
it's called what continent is Yemen?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
In Africa?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Wait, oh no, it's the Middle East? Be Asia?

Speaker 6 (42:25):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I want to say Asia.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
It is West Asia. But you did say Africa first, so.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
I then corrected myself. No, I filled it in with
pencil and I erased it and then circled.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Half a point will be awarded only a half a point?

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Well, then I got geography thing.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
You know what just fucking teach Alex.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, you know what, ud just fucking podcast. Okay, just
shut up and teach. Okay, okay, just grade my fun dude,
just fucking do the thing.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
That'd be a great one to drop on a tea. Hey,
you know what, just grade my fucking paper. Yeah, they're
gonna break it real well after that.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
One bombed the Yemen. Okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
They need to be fired.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It seems bad.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
That's that's a pretty big breach of national security.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
It seems bad that that happen.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
I don't know about criminal chart. People are probably saying that,
but like it's incompetency. Maybe there's criminal charges, and if
there is, so be it. You fucked up bad in
a big spot. But you need to be fired.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
People are always like, well, how do you know that?
How could you not know that somebody was added?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't know, man, I've been Have you ever been
in a bachelor party group? Like, I don't know who
half those people are, somebody's buddy from college. You're like,
I don't know these five numbers.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
But let's the thing. If it's a group chat that
already exists.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
You get added to it. You're like, okay, what is this?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Why are you added numbers? It should be the guys
in the group chat when it gets started, or the
people that need it. You don't need to be adding
people in there.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
We have that like gamble gang chat with you, me
and a couple other dudes. You're like, hey, this is
my buddy so and so, I'm gonna add him to
the group. And it was like okay, And I was like,
I don't know. That could have been a guy that
was with confidential information, like I was just sorry. Instead
of talking gambling, he was just talking about bombing Yemen.
That's just guys being dudes.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
It would be one thing if they send it out
in the wrong group chat, just like their buddies. How
do you add someone to that group chat? I don't know.
It's it's incommonence, not a good look. Look.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Some some people do it via email when they talk
about bombing places. Some people do it via group chat.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Okay, probably should stood by you know, verbal communication.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, carrier pigeon, maybe face to face, yeah, smoke signals,
no smoke signals.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Other people would see what it is the bomb smoke signal,
it's it's a place has been bombed.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
It's a post signal.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah, it's like, hey, where's that place? But where'd you
guys bomb? Where the smoke is?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah done?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I don't really know about it. I just group chats back,
that's what. It's one of those things where like everybody
online is talking about it, and like when you flip
through the news and like that's what people are talking about,
Like that seems bad. That's that's what my take was
on it. So maybe, hey, if you're if you guys
are coordinating bombings, don't add editors of the Atlantic to

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your group chat. That's all I gotta say. That's where
I learned this week.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
But hey, at least nothing in your life will change.
That's a beautiful thing that people that are super into
politics can never just grasp be like this isn't gonnaffect
you at all.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, you can choose to.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Get all mad about it in your day, but like
on the grand scheme of themes, day to day, nothing's.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Gonna change for you. Hey, there's March madness going on.
Can you get the fuck off of my timeline talking
about politics? Right now? I'm talking about Maryland hitting a
buzzer beater and whether or not I was a travel
and that's what I'm fighting with people over whether or
not somebody should be in a group chat that has
confidential information that's important to the US economy. And I

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don't care about possible trees this week. All right, Chill
the fuck out.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
I'm trying to figure out a way in my head
that U of H can get past Duke.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Okay, Yeah, I don't need to know about all this.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Right, we're talking about We're talking about the serious issues,
not bombing Yemen. Okay, chill the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
You want to get angry about something. Get angry. Oh,
people are calling Calipari and underdog. Yeah. I don't care
about the seating. That's that man knows the tournament.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's just just relax.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
How's your bracket doing?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's all right, I did do I always do a
chalk bracket. I do an all upsets bracket, and then
I do like a regular one and the chalk brackets
Crushing Beer Sports whatever podcast and Pastor gave me. Yeah,
I'm crushing it.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I fucking slept it.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, I forgot to.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I messaged him the night before at like two, and
he got back to me in the morning and by
the time I woke up the first game already tipped,
I was.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Like, fuck, oops, yeah, I'm I'm doing okay.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I felt bad about that one. I was like, ah,
I wasted this time, damn it.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
But yeah, that's uh, that's our comeback kids segment. And
now let's move on to the not cool segment. We'll
tell you what's not cool.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
We've got a mock draft before.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh crap, good call, Bobby, good call, Bobby. Let's do
a mock draft. It is mock draft season. If you're
new here, if you watch any sort of ESPN or
anything like that where they're not covering the WNBA or
women's college basketball, they will show you the mock drafts
and it starts immediately after the season's over and goes
until the end of April. And a mock draft is fun.

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I like to look at mock drafts daily, basically. But
all it takes to ruin a mock draft is one
thing to not go that way, and it just derails
it all and it means all of your work doing
a mock draft does nothing. So we do mock drafts
of random things each week. If you would like to
give us suggestions for mock drafts. Hit us up at
pass gray pod on X, use the hashtag PTG mock
draft and give us some suggestions. This week, somebody suggests

(47:50):
we do a mock draft of Pokemon, and I think
that's pretty solid. I think it was Alex oh that
said at Alex mcthunder Alex mcthunder one on X he
said to a mock draft of Pokemon, solid idea for that.
So before we do that, let's get into a recap
of last week. Robert ran away with it sort of.

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He almost had half the vote. He and our mock
draft of Carnival games. Robert had forty five percent of
the vote. Pat was in second place with thirty six
percent of the vote, and I was last with nineteen
percent of the vote. So on the season, Robert and
I both have two wins, Pat has one. So Pat
has to either raise chickens or grab a cops gun
if he loses. So that's what that's what the stakes

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are this year, and this week's draft door is going
to go to the reverse of last week's finish, So
it'll be me, Pat Robert, Robert, Pat me, Me Pat Robert,
Robert pat me. Because it's a snake draft, the mock
draft of Pokemon, and it is the regular original Pokemon,
original Pokes.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I only we have to go original.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I just figured out we're going to go original. I
will not accept it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I know you're probably screwing up Robert right now.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
I did has some other one.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I wouldn't have been surprised if Robert just made up Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, that's why, that's what we should do.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
That maybe like next year where we do like fake Pokemon,
no no, from Gen two, and then maybe then like
Gen three, we like keep doing it, but like not
the original. So can I just going blind?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Kind of?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, it'd be interesting, but I don't know about it.
Draft female Pikachu, Pokemon names that aren't really Pokemon. Yeah,
that'll be a good bed next week, let's try that.
I know we've had a lot of Pokemon heavy stuff football.
I'll come on alright. So the mock draft of Pokemon,
I will go first.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I'm worried you're gonna take my one one right here.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
There were a couple of them that I feel like
could go one one, but I have to go with
the Pokemon cards, the most rare one you could get
with Charizard, you gotta go Charizard. The charis are one one.
I figured I was hoping you would take him, because
I gotta go with the hottest Pokemon in the streets
right now, I'm taking big Man Blast.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
That was another.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Stores, big Man Blast Stores, big Man Blast Stories, Bobby Jokes.
You got two here, alright, I got two here.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the he's
very cuddly, little Snorlax.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Your son of a bitch, a bitch. I wanted him
with my second pick, alright.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
And my second one. I'm gonna go the opposite. I'm
gonna go the Wait, Alice, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
He said?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Thought, I'm gonna go with opposite. I'm gonna go like
cool looking guy. I'ma going YouTube mew two, also good.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Very powerful. All right, Well, my.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Next big belly Pokemon got taken right there. I'm gonna
go with another guy who's a different kind of unit.
I'm going to my champ, a champ, very good pick.
Just I'm just building a fucking team of dogs over here.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
All right, let me look at my little list I
put together. I am gonna go with Pikachu. You gotta go, Pikachu.
You Pikachu and then I gotta go Squirtle. I can't
specify because he like he didn't have the saxophone in

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the game, but saxophone squirrels what I'm imagining in my
head just now that I'm gonna go Pikachu and Squirtle. Alright,
it's back to you.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
All right.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
So let's see, got big man Blastoy set my left tackle.
I got my champ holding down the right tackle position.
I feel like I need a guard right here, another
big boy. I'm going with Golam Gollum. Just just a bruiser.
Then can you imagine that guy pulling through the hole
on a counter, just fucking destroying.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
All right, you got two here to finish up for you, Robert.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
My final two. All right, I'm gonna go. He's a
good boy. I'm gonna go Arkan nine.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Very big boy, very good boy. Three and forty one pounds. Wow,
that's a big dog.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Really yeah, I actually have at That's how I've been
picking a lot of mine.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I'm going by weight.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I do anything except blast Oice not on the list
of the top ten heaviest Pokemon. Surprisingly really yeah, which
means he's a big man. He's not even two hundred
and forty pounds.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
He's a big man, but he is big man blast toys.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
And for my final one, I'm gonna go with ev
very cute, very CUTEE can turn into a lot of
different other ones.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yep, yep, all right, raptors up, pat.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Now I can go two ways here for my offensive line. Actually,
you know what, I think, I gotta go with this one,
seeing as I'm building an offensive line. I know I
kind of hinted at that, but that is officially what
I'm doing. I have three positions. I got two holes
to fill, but only one guy. I'm taking Geirdo's. He
can take the center and the other guard at the
same time, double blocking.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I got a team of just units over here.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's just good. It's a good one. Okay, round really Yeah,
And Garretts also shows like you were patient because you
had to roll with the magic art for forever.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
M hm.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
So like we is he in our program? We like
to develop talent. We don't just sign free agents.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Okay, Well, then I'm gonna go with my last overall pick.
Myster irrelevant is ditto because dittos every Pokemon.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yeah, but I mean like so that he's not really
being true to himself though.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah, but like you just hey, I rolled out garrett Us.
Now I guess what, I also got a Garrett You.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Picked up the you picked the biggest poser in the
entire Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
But like, really, like I have all of the Pokemon
that you guys picked, I also have now. So that's
the cool thing about only one at a time though,
That's fine. Guess what boom changed? Okay, so I throw out, Ah,
you got a blast voice. Guess what now I have a.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Blast Oh yeah, but my blast voice has been a
blast voice his entire life.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
It's comfort bull in his body and he's gonna that
weird for a second there. But my Blastoe is gonna
win the fight against your blast toys because he's more
experienced being a blast.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
But see, you have a blasts. I've got big man
blast oys.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
If you have big man blasters, then it becomes big
man one big man blast. Then there's a big men blasts.
You're a big fraud blasting is what they are.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Fraud.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
No, I'm gonna go yeah, did oh so Solio mock
draft to Pokemon interest.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Nobody picked Pikachu.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I picked Pikachuh.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah. Second, I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
You never do.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's because you wrapped up. I was trying to think
about my next offensive line pick. Dude, I'm drafting here,
all right.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
So recapping our mock drafts of Pokemon, I have Charizard, Pikachu,
Squirtle and Ditto. Pat has Blast Toys, Mit Champ, Gollum
and Gearrett is Gonna Hurt me, and Robert has Snorlax, mewtwo,
r K nine and Evy.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I love that there wasn't a set theme for this,
so that people could be like, who the fuck picks Gollum?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, not even Last, like you could take garrett Us.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Fuck, dude, I thought I was picking Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
That you could take garrett Us last, you could.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Take God, but I was he looks more like an
offensive lineup. Okay, typical, so like I said, he was,
but it wasn't like a Pokemon offensive line.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I needed a guard. He's my Quentin Nelson.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
If we were trying to do a Pokemon offensive line draft. Okay,
that's what I chose to do, right, But that wasn't
like the theme. Also, my team powerful as fuck, great lineup.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I think I have a very well rounded team and
all Pokemon as well. So like I literally got everyone.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
I got the strongest. I have far and away the
strongest team.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
All right, we're gonna post this on Thursday at about
three o'clock, and we'll leave the voting open on X
until five o'clock on Friday. You can see it. We'll
post it on Instagram and and Facebook as well, but
the votes count on on X, so make sure to
head over to at pass the gree Pod on X

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and vote there, and then we'll give you the results
next week. I guess you could look at them next week.
We should just do like.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
What Pokemon would you want to be on your basketball
We actually.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Have specific reasons like that. Yeah, what Pokemon would you
want as a foursome in golf?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
What Pokemon would make the best starting pitcher?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That'll be good.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
What Pokemon would you want as your investment banker?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Ooh, I like that. I like that, dude, he's just
throwing extra money. Nobody took me out. Hey, you know
your taxes, say you get twelve hundred, here's some extra
coins here you go. Boom. All right, that's our mock draft.
Let's move on now to the not Cool seven, where
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Speaker 3 (59:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Our first not cool is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster
Healer Mix on X and she says her not cool
is getting a flat tire and finding out that my
spare was also flat.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I might cry, yeah, and it wouldn't be like it
would be tears of anger.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Like I'd be so fucking angry that I think I
would just have to sit down for a minute and
just start crying because I was to get it out,
just because otherwise I don't know what's gonna happen. I'd explode,
I'd fucking punch my winds something.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
That's the what do you do?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, you call your husband, who works, who runs your
car shop.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Here's here's what you do. Actually, everyone, you should have
a electric pump in your car. That's what I have.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It's it's it works, fucking wonders. It's one of the
best purchases I've ever made.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Very flat. But that's that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
If the spare is flat, you can probably get enough
air in it. Like if the other one blew out
or whatever, you don't want to go back on that one.
But the spare you can probably get air in it
to get it on and get out, you know, at
least off the road to somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
But yeah, that it just makes a bad situation worse.
It's a double whammy. Right, there's that's a hell of
a lot that sucks teasing p's Ashley Teas and ts.
The next one we've got is from Melissa Hide at
mel Hide myself on X and Melissa says her not
cool is ordering one thing and then getting something completely
different from Amazon or bleep that out Robert supposed to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we've all done that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
I swear the first time I tried to order a
USB to HDMI court, I clicked the right one. What
got shipped wasn't that. When I looked back, it showed
that it was something else. I think they switched it after.
I think when they realized they say a strong thing,
They're like, we're gonna go ahead and change what he
thought he ordered. Yeah, this one right here, I could
have swore this laptop said it had a charging court
on both sides. When I bought it, it shows up

(01:00:58):
and one of those has a head signal on it,
and I was like, give me a little bait and
switch there, But that's okay, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
What they do.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
It's you know, it's the convenience fee of being able
to order anything from your kylech and not have to
move and go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, and a lot of times on Amazon, you go
and you like, see something else somewhere else, and you're like, well,
I may just get it on there and I can
get tomorrow, and you just try and order like the
slightly cheaper version of it or something like that, and
it's not exactly what you thought it would be because
it's not that exact same thing. So yeah, it is
a lot of times use your air, but this must
it makes it seem like it does not use your air,

(01:01:31):
and most that's pretty good judgment from what I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
But also, were you drinking a little bit when you
ordered it, because we've all done that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Like you accidentally order one hundred and seventy sunflower bags
instead of just like a big bag of sunflower seeds.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Luckily, I'm pretty good about when I'm drinking and looking
at Amazon, I only add a cart. I had a
replica of Indiana Jones Grail Grail Bible in my cart
for like three months, and I was like, you know,
I'll just whenever I place my next order, I only
have a couple things in there. I'm like, then I
can decide. Then I was like, I don't really need that.

(01:02:07):
I don't really need to spend sixty five dollars all that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I love my wife to death, but she does this
thing like when I see something on Amazon that I'm
not gonna buy yet, I'll put it on you put
it in your list. I have like three four lists
and it's like okay here and like we have like
a baby list where it's like, oh, this is for
the kid. She just puts it in the cart and
doesn't order it and then like I which is like
actually kind of a smart move on her part, because

(01:02:31):
then I go and I'm like, I need to get
a Wi Fi extender for my house order and like
you get to put it in cart and then just buy,
and like fuck, I bought four I didn't buy four things,
and it was because she had three things in the
cart already and now we have four things coming to
the house because I don't look and I'm dumb, and
I was like, I mean, yeah, I could. I could
take two seconds to check that the cart doesn't have

(01:02:54):
anything else in it. But it's on me. So I'm
not upset with her because.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
It's a little prank. She likes to play it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
It works, it works. I'll go in the same place. Hey,
now here's these three things that you want. She's like,
why did you get those? Because I didn't know it
was in the car in my head buy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
I think that's awesome. Though, that's the kind of shit
you should like. I hope she's doing it on purpose
as a little bit. I don't think she is, because
that would be the funniest thing when she's just like,
this is my thing. I like to prank Alex into
making him buy things that he doesn't realize he's buying.
And she doesn't talk about it. It's literally just a
prank for herself to get a chuckle out. Like I
did it again.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I was just house sitting for my buddy, swapped his
silverware drawer with the drawer next to me. I do
it everywhere I go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
H it's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
He's not said anything about it yet. It's been three days.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
He hasn't noticed or he has noticed, and was like,
I'm not even gonna fucking respond about don't even give
you the satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
It's just for me. And if he doesn't reply by Friday,
I'm gonna be like, find your forks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Dude, Hey, I think I left something in your silverware drawer.
You find it, I know what, Like, Yeah, did you fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Dumb? Miss prank? It was like that fills me with
so much stress.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It's pretty great, all right? Our next not cool strom
A Mundo b Navidez at k B on X and
Mundo says, it's not cool as sneezing after my spinal
fusion surgery. It's painful every single time. I mean any
about if your back is tweaked and you sneeze, it
can shut down. I can't imagine after actual spinal surgery.

(01:04:27):
And as anyone who's been outside in Houston over the
last couple of days, and I'm assuming Austin anywhere else
was it. My car has been boocockied by fucking pollen.
So this is gonna be just a terrible He picked
the worst time to have spinal surgery. You kind of
gotta get it when you can get it. But it's
just it's allergy. Either gonna be in pain or have
to do during pollen season, so.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
You just gotta you got You might have to plug
up your nose. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
That sucks, dude. I've had bruised ribs and had to
sneeze and that was one of the worst like things ever.
But that is nowhere near comparison to having back surgery
and having that be sore and just he's and peace, brother,
He's and peace. That's a really really good not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Can't wrestle with your dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I hope you give a boop for me. Yeah, give
Lucy a boop?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Last listener viewers have been not cool from David Ruiz
at David Underscore Ruiz ninety on X and David says,
is not cool as the hot water went out at
my apartment complex while I was mid shower.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
And that's a double because you have that moment where
you're like, did I forget to pay the fucking bill?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
They just turn it off like the yeah fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Or actually I don't know if his apartment, if it's
all included or anything. But I've had it happen where
I was like, fuck, did I forget to pay the
heating bill? And oh shit, no, they just went out
in the area. Okay, like shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
At my old apartment, they would do the like hey
return the water off, and like when I got in
the altercations with my old complex, they stopped sending me
the emails, would only send my wife that so she'd
be at work and I was like home, I'd worked
out and I was showering, and then mid shower one time,
it just stopped and I was like, what the what

(01:06:11):
the fuck? And I remember texting her just like did
they say they returned the water off? She's like, yeah,
it's off for whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
To whatever. I was like, fuck, sweet, my hair is
full of soap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, so I just talled off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I was like, neat, that's on me. But yeah, that
does suck. It's like, I'm just in my routine, bro,
what's going on? What's going on disrupting my morning routine?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Man? Not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Not cool? Solid, not cool? David good croping?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Somebody good crop up? Not cools. I mean those all suck.
That sucks that that all happened. To you guys, and
guess all right, I have three I can lead off
with if you guys want to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
My first one is I'm not allowed to talk about
a certain cable company because of work. But like, like
so I won't mention them by name, but if I
was going to talk about that cable company too, I
would say that, like I had, I moved this weekend,
and so March thirteenth, I had a I mean I
could show it to you. I have a confirmation number

(01:07:10):
and everything. I was like, hey, you know what, I'm
moving this weekend. So March thirteenth, it was nine days
before the move, I was like, hey, just I'd like
to transfer my services over to this and I was
gonna see if I canna have a tech company to
install all this stuff and on. Like now, now it's
in we live in a world where you can't talk
to anybody on the phone. It's like, hey, instead of

(01:07:30):
doing that, why don't you just get on the chat.
Just get on the chat, you know, just get on
just get on the chat. It's a real person. It's
definitely not an AI bought and it's it's one hundred
percent of AI bought. And I was like cool, all right, fine, whatever,
fuck you. I got time, And so I did the
chat for twenty minutes, like, hey, I want to do this,
confirm who it is, do all this shit. Schedule it

(01:07:52):
for Saturday from one to three pm. Got it, Saturday
one to three pm. Done, nine days from now, Saturday
one to three pm. Cool. Last Wednesday after the podcast
was gonna call. But then I was like, let me
just get on the fucking chat things like hey, just
confirming that I still have an appointment for this weekend.

(01:08:12):
And it was like, yes, confirming, And when they gave me,
they were like, here's your confirmation number. I had screenshotted
at the day that I initially set the appointment, so
I have it on my phone. Then like you're like,
oh hey, well here's my confirmation number. Boom done. Yes,
we see your one o'clock to three o'clock on this date.
We will, we will have a technician there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
The friday before we moved on Saturday, I was like,
you know what, let's double check it. I've had some
issues with this certain cable company that we won't name
right now, but you guys know who I'm talking about.
And the little chat thing again can't get anybody on
the phone. Hey, it's easy, you're just doing on the chat. Okay, fine,
fuck you whatever. Maybe this time I work out, you know,
and like, hey, here's my confirmation number. Just wanted to

(01:08:56):
double check. Yeah, absolutely, we'll see you tomorrow. One to three, Alex.
Everything's good to go, cool, according to the chat. According
to the chat. And then Saturday comes along. I had
the movers scheduled to make sure that I was going
to be there, so the tech would come out there
and I would be home and it wouldn't be any
issues like that. One o'clock comes, I like, cool, it's
one to three. You know, it's got a two win

(01:09:17):
out to our window. Two o'clock comes, I was like,
all right, hey, you still got another hour. Two thirty
it might be at the end of the window. To
forty five. Still not there, two fifty, still not there.
Three fifteen. I was like, hey, just checking the status
of again, can't get anybody on the phone. Hey, it's
way easier if you call on the phone. They're like,
and it'll say to save time, use the use the

(01:09:39):
chat feature on the app. And I was like, I've
been doing that. And I was like, hey, what's up?
And so I got used the chat and I was like, hey,
here's my confirmation number. I just wanted to double check
and see like the status of where the tech is
and if if everything's okay, and they're like, oh, we
don't have any record of your appointment. We have no
record of your appointment, despite you just giving us a

(01:09:59):
confirmation number, despite you checking twice, despite all this. So
I went and called and they again just were trying
to tell me that it's easy to do over the chat,
and I was like, no, I'm not gonna do it
over the chat. The chat fucked me. Chat fucked me.
So I go to the fucking store and they have
like a security guard there. The security guard did not
say anything to me, but the security guard came closer
to me as I was talking, and I was like, look,

(01:10:21):
I'm gonna just fucking lose my shit here if you
guys don't resolve this today. And I was like, here's
a confirmation number, and the guy in the store is like, oh,
the confirmation numbers from the chat don't really mean anything,
does because like the chat is different than like here.
I was like, it's the same fucking company.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
What is that's very bad business. Is what is wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
And they were like, well what was so?

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
You see these games that you guys have on March Madness,
like the biggest weekend in college basketball. That's why I
had it moved over. That's why I made sure nine
fucking days ago. Here's a again confirmation number. Here's me
double checking yesterday that it was going to be. Here's
your chat fucking piece of shit thing telling me, yes,
that's fine, yeah, they will be there. Did not fucking

(01:11:01):
show up. And then I was so I was like,
all right, well, like, what what am I getting here?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Like? How am I getting reimbursed? Well, it's not technically
an outage, so we can't do anything. And then I
I was like, all right, well, let's get a guy
out tonight. Let's go, let's get it resolved. Okay, you
know what, I'm willing to look past as long as
we get to me. Oh, we're not gonna be able
to get anybody out there today. We're actually like we
can't even get anybody out there tomorrow either, Earli, this
is Monday. Monday. We'll be able to get somebody between

(01:11:26):
three to five. And I was like, go fuck yourself, buddy,
what are you fucking I was like, how much is
it to cancel? How much is it to cancel this shit?
And then I was like, you know what, like I
fucking want to watch this shit. I want to watch
this shit. I don't want to fucking do all the
change to do all this stuff. So I ended up
just being like, all right, well, I just want to
tell you like that the company they work for is
the biggest piece of shit company on the entire planet,

(01:11:47):
and like you, I have not been any.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Helps give him a bad YELP review.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Well, the cool thing is that this company, now after
every interaction you have, asks you how your previous experience was.
And they asked me three times, please rate, on a
scale of zero to ten, how likely you are to
recommend blank company to a friend. And I was zero
the second time, zero, the third time zero. So Sunday
I have a quote unquote GM from them. Oh I'm

(01:12:15):
the local GM from ah blah blah blah store. I
was just calling to see you give a zero three
zeros like yeah, because you guys are a piece of
shit and no one helped and they're well, the story
is just the story. Employee, the story employee you had
a bad experience with. I was like, yeah, you just
like told me to go fuck myself. Basically, Oh, there's
nothing I could do, Like sorry that we dicked you
around and they do fucking waste your fucking time. Just
hold like left you hold in your dick.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Sorry, our robots lied to you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
I was like, do you you fucking like? I was
like you said that, Like I you every time I
call and try and do anything, hey do this, And
even when I was in the stories, like well, if
you tried to do another app, it's like, if you
fucking say the app one more time, I'm going to
smash the little fucking iPad that you have in your hand.
I'm gonna throw it on the ground. All right, I'm
gonna don't. Don't fucking say chat or app to me
right now. Do not say those words. And then so,

(01:12:58):
uh then they sent me soventy five confirmation things. The
guy did show up, and then they were like, well,
can you give us a review now? Like no, I can,
I can. I can do that, but I got I
got resolved. It was just like, oh, I get a.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Better review for giving the service. I was promised seven
days later, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Give you a good review for that. You're just doing
your job that was due seven days ago.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
But I didn't and I and it was like I
understand if, like I had done this last second. I
was making sure that, like we got plenty of time,
We got over a week to make sure this shit's done,
and so appointments are just imaginary now. None of it matters.
None of it matters. And they called and they're like, oh, hey,
we're just jack to see if everything's good. It's like yeah,
but I mean like, but then then I was telling
that guy, He's like, well, so three to five Monday,

(01:13:40):
that God can be there. Was like, so like on Monday,
when I come and I tell you that the guy
didn't show up, what are you gonna tell me to
go fuck myself again? Is that what you're gonna tell me?
And that's when the security guy kind of started getting closer.
I wasn't raising my voice. I was just doing the like, look, man,
I'm kind of fucking fed up right now. So like
I don't want you to like stop talking down to me.
Fucking hey, do the cable thing. Do the fucking cable
fix my fucking cable all right, man, and no, no,

(01:14:04):
that happened, so fuck them. Fuck that company. You guys
know what company I'm talking about. I'm just not allowed
to say it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Imagine if like somebody came in, nothing matters why I
have an appointment, if you don't fucking do any of it.
If somebody came in and ordered a burger, we just
never made the burger, never gave them the burger, do
the chat.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
They gave us a bad review.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
Three days later, i show up at their house with
a burger, and I'm like, can you go ahead and
make that a five star review?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
No, no, because you didn't do what I the GM
alleged GM. I don't think it was a GM guy.
I think it was just a guy from the store.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
It's another AI bought, dude, it's an email.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Well, this was an actual person on the phone, and uh,
well that person called me. I like, if you call
it's it's twenty minutes to fucking talk to a person.
I was like, everything y'all do is just trying to fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
With everybody, Like you make the way you have that
guy's number.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Uh yeah I do. I saved it and we'll be
calling it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Okay, by the way certain. Next time I need any service,
I'm calling your person.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Any time, any time or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
It might not be fun if my TV lags for
a quarter of a second, I'm calling your cell phone.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Well, but he was like, well, I just want to
let you know that, like this can affect the jobs
of the You know that this is this is a
big part of the jobs is making sure that we
do provide customer service. And I was like, you're lying
to me because if you were trying, if any part
of your company was trying to provide customer service, your
company would be out of business. If that was how
you guys, that company is bad. Every Yeah, And I posted,

(01:15:26):
I'm not it's not the workers. I'm not allowed to
tweet about that company. I'm not allowed to tweet about
that company. But I posted and made sure that I said,
I'm a certain cable company I can't talk about. I'm
definitely not supposed to talk about. But if I were
to talk about that company, I would say that this
specific company that I will not name does this. And
everybody knew what I was kind of talking about, and
I was like see, I was like, but like like

(01:15:48):
I had ten people responding like yeah, this fucking thing sucks. Yes,
I know who you're talking about. They suck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
And that's what if you were if.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Your company was run on customer service, then your company
would be done.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
The people who's jobs to get affected, like the guy
in the store right there. It's not his fault that
they have a booking system that does not tell the
actual people that the job based. So yeah, but but
still it's like it's management and it's it's poor management,
is what it is that you have a booking system
that doesn't actually give the information to the people that

(01:16:19):
have to do the work.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
And he probably didn't lose his job, because why would
you lose your job?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
But like what would it can affect people's jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
It's affected your job. They probably get your higher up.
Your system is bad. Yes, whoever designed your software needs
to be fired.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Fuck that unnamed company.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Another thing. I don't know if it's called if it's
restless leg syndrome, but like the last four nights, I
feel like and I'll have to get up in the
middle of the night and like stretch my legs and
it's like the effect just felt like you can't stretch
your legs enough where it's like I just want to,
like in bed, I'm like just extending him as much.
It's like my quads almost, it's just like I can't
stretch them enough. And I'm like I'll be in bed

(01:16:55):
at night like what the fuck? Like why and I'm
just so uncomfortable and i can't sleep, and like I think,
get up and walk around the bedroom and kind of
try and stretch him out and ship like that. I
don't know. I don't know, like my grandfather when he
was eighty, I don't know if that's restless leg syndrome
or what. But my wife was like maybe as anxiety
related and knows, like she's we have anxieties, Like I
have anxiety and everything, yes, always, but I've always had anxiety.

(01:17:16):
Just eat that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
I've never thought of it. I mean I'll be in
bed and be like just keep trying to stretch my legs,
like where you can't like satisfy it. But no, it's
just like the harder you push it feels good, but
like it's never into like I can't satisfy how far
I want to stretch it, and just stretching my legs
feels good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah, I don't know, but I think.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
That's where the anxiety we have the same feeling, your
brain processes it differently.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
It bothered me, so that's not cool. And then a
lighter one was my kid threw up in my mouth.
I got home the other day and my wife had
just gave her a bottle. And I feel like I
talk about my kid too much, but she's a barely
a big part of my life. I try to not

(01:17:58):
make the whole podcast about that. But I got home
and it was one of those like I pick her
up and I like to put up over my head
and be hey, and I was just how's it go?
And she had just had a bottle and she threw
up the whole bottle pretty much, but it was like
right down my throat so like I couldn't spit out
any of it. It was already down. It's already down.
I just, hey, what's up? And my mouth was open
she was and just all of it, just this warm

(01:18:21):
white liquid just right down the back of my throat.
And I was like, I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna
throw up. I didn't throw up. I didn't throw up.
And I was like I was telling somebody this week
and they were like, that's unconditional love, buddy, that's unconditional love.
And I was like, all right, and uh yeah, so
my kid threw up right in my right all the
way down my mouth. Who thought that your baby would

(01:18:43):
bird feed you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
It was exactly what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
See, that's one way to put it, this bird feeding.
I was thinking of it more as secondhand, second base.
You got the milk it was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
It wasn't brest milk. It was formula though, Oh okay,
so that it's not secondhands. I didn't talk about this
a little bit on the morning show, and somebody was like,
if it was breast milk, it would have been way worse.
But I don't know, because it was like I could
taste it a little bit, but I couldn't really because
like a little bit splashed on my shirt, but like
ninety nine percent of it was just right down my throat,
so like I didn't have time to like react to

(01:19:16):
it and spit it up or like, because if it
gets in your mouth you just spit it out on
the floor or whatever. Like I didn't. It was just gone,
it was done.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I just had a thought on milk, How how are
we able to even drink milk? If you leave milk
out or let it get like warm or kind of
hot at curdles. How does milk not curdle in your stomach?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
It's already done its job. But like I think if
you drink.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Curdle milk, curdle milk hitting your stomach is going to
make you sick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Maybe it does, and that's why people are like lac
tests in tolerant. Everybody is sort of lack test in tolerant.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Kids aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah, well, you heat up milk too to give to
a baby. My babyies don't drink.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
I know so little about the world.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Well, I didn't know that until we had a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
We no, I mean I knew a bottle. I knew
you heat it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
But people say before uh, like bad, it's good to
drink warm milk and helps you go to sleep, which
I never understood, Like milk should be cold.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
It's fucking gross. But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
I don't understand that popped in my head. I don't
understand how milk doesn't curdle in our stomach. Yeah, don't
we need a science guy on the podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
But yeah, those are my not cools.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
I mean it was part of yours. You should have
just let up moving. Well that was last week. It's
not cool, but you did the moving. And still like
every day you can get two weeks out of a
not cool off moving. Well, like every day after work,
like we had the movers get all the big ship.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Are you all unpacked?

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
No, you're fine, dude, You could use moving. Every single
fucking every box is done.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yeah, because the whole point is you get all the
ship in there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
But then we've got a good month to ride this out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
But we had we had the movers get all of
the big ship and get it to the house and
then like we were like, all right, let's go make
sure that they can unpack everything. But there was some
stuff like in closets and stuff that we didn't get
all of it. And like every day after work I've
got like I didn't get all my pantry and stuff
like that. So every day after work I've had boxes
in my car and I've gone to the old place

(01:21:08):
on my way home, and then I spent like thirty
minutes to an hour getting shit out of it with
a wagon and going down and then I guess I
added not cool as the nut on one of the
wagon wheels came off and I was mid taking my
entire pantry in a box, so I had to haul
my whole I just like walk with it. But but yeah,
so like I have every day, I was doing that

(01:21:29):
and then today my wife and I both did like
a whole like trip over there to do that. So
like then you take that, and then those are more boxes,
so you'll get you'll break down box. You're like, look
at this, like we can see a lot of this room,
and then you bring seven more boxes when you came back,
Like fuck, but yeah, it's moving sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
I got a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Really, it'll take me two weeks at least to get
one hundred percent of.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
I'm going to say, if if we do hang out
this weekend, remind me I got a couple of really
big tots that you can borrow. Oh, we got all
the all the stuff to haul things. We just I
just I hate boxes. Boxes will never get unpacked.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
I can unpack a tote and then you take stuff
out and then you're like, oh shit, I could take
all tho stuff off the walls. I have like hangers
like uh, like I have like racks to put my
hat that I screwed into the wall. I had to
do that, then you have to put this spackle, and
if you fucking mount the TV, you're just kind of
never getting a deposit back. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
See that's the one. I have a TV mount, but
it was because the TV wasn't super heavy. It was
a no mount one where you just put a bunch
of little nails and then it hangs on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
I can spackle right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Over that, bitch. Oh I spackled over it, but you
can tell. But all these are they're really sized holes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
This one.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
It's like fifteen nails going across, but they're all really small.
So I'm like, I can fucking hide this now. I
know when I do it, it's not gonna match. And
I'm like, all right, fuck it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Yeah, all right. So what you guys got I I
have a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
As well, not onmine. I gotta first one is uh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
I ended up house sitting for three days longer than
was intended because my buddy was supposed to fly home
from London on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
I don't know if you follow the new was very
much London.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
He throw airport had a big fire that knocked out
all power to the airport on Thursday. Oh really, I
don't really follow England, so he was trapped in country
for another three days, and instead of flying London to
Houston on the day like he was supposed to on Monday,
he flew London to Amsterdam to Atlanta to Houston. So
not only did they have to take a couple more

(01:23:22):
days off work be away from their dogs, then they
had an extra three flights to do in one day
to get home at ten thirty at night when on
Thursday they were supposed to land at nine in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Yeah, that's solid not cool. And then he asked to
come home to finding his silverware in.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
The wrong drawer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
It's just maybe that's why he wasn't even upset about it.
He was like, after everything we've done, yeah, this is
the least. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
And then the my not cool part of it was
that on Monday, before I left for work, I was
saying bye to his dogs. I straight up almost started crying,
Like his bog up on my shoulders, giving me a hug.
I'm like, okay, bye to you, and all of a
sudden it just hit me. I was like, whoa, Like
I almost started tearing up and crying right there. I'm
probably gonna see the dog in like a week. Yeah,

(01:24:10):
but but I missed my buddy to hang out with
a fucking corky in a boxer for a week and
a half, and then it was just ripped away. I
don't want the responsibility of it, though, I like, I'm
I'm a dog uncle. Eventually I will have a dog.
Right now, I don't know, at thirty four years old,
I'm just not ready for that responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
That seems like you should be.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
I know, I totally am. I'm just I like being lazy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
I like being selfish, not having to take time out
to let other animals out and do their business. I
just get to do what I want to do all day,
which most of the time is playing video games, which
brings me into my third Not cool is the new Assassin's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Creed game came out, Assassins Creed.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
Assassin's Creed came out, and it's got a lot of
controversy online. The Prime Minister of Japan has denounced it.
It is set in Japan and feudal Japan.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
There are historical elements that would not probably be what
was going on in feudal Japan at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Prime Minister of Japan, like I had like a press
conference to say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Yes, he didn't like because they were like we in
fact did not have black samurais that were in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
LGBT relationships with ave them Samurai kind of problematic. Don't
really think a lot of that stuff was around back now.
I'm not saying homosexually wasn't it was, but it was
the pronouns that a lot of people didn't like online.
And then there are some clips of some of the
most hilariously bad voice acting I've ever seen in my life,
to where I'm like, how the fuck did this get

(01:25:42):
put in the game?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Is this real?

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
There's one just look up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
If you just google Assassin's Creed bad voice acting, you'll
see the clip. It's fifteen seconds and it's just like
this one going mold can't grow in the rain, so
can mus Shrew. Like I did better delivery of it
right then than what's in the game. It shot fuckingly
to a point where it's actually funny how bad it was.
But here's the not cool. It's not the game, it's

(01:26:06):
gamers in general, and the online online is not real life.
Everyone' shitting on it online saying how bad. I played
the game for four hours yesterday it's Assassin's Creed. It's
fucking awesome video game. It's really fun documentary. There's dialogue choices,
So if you don't want to go into a game
relationship in the game, you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Don't fucking have to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Oh that's like that game Fable, Remember that back then.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
You could marry a guy, you could marry a woman.
You kind of just do whatever you want within the game.
Online controversy is not real life.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Play the game. It's fucking fun. It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Don't the sims. I really I wonder if I can
fuck this guy, especially if they can try and see
if you take him down that road.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
If they can put political arguments into their bashing online,
you know, you can kind of just ignore that shit.
It's a fucking awesome game. It's Assassin's Creed. The series
has been going for twenty years for a reason. They're
really fucking good video games. So just don't you just
gotta remember sometimes online not real life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Yeah, it's good to just as the kids say, touch grass, Hey,
just just video of the game, all right, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
I was gonna say unplugged, but I was literally talking
about playing video games, so I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Can't really unplug on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
This is wireless.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
But just hey, you know what do the thing? Play
the game?

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Video the game?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
All right, Robert, what do you got for us?

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
I can't remember if I told the story. Did I
already tell you guys about having to replace ahead of light?

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
So that sound I think? So? Tell us?

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
Okay, So I last week I noticed that one of
my main headlights was out and I needed to change it.
And my car, you would think that it would just
be a normal ball that I can change. I looked
up a YouTube videos that I had to change it,
like of my specific car and like, oh you just

(01:27:50):
you know, twist the thing, pull it out, disconnect. Okay,
well boom, there you go, change it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
I go to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Mine doesn't look anything like that, seeing the same year
of the car, like, mine doesn't look anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I have no idea how to an engine. I was like,
that doesn't look like oh no, oh shit, is that
thing a hemmy put water in an engine? Oops? I
thought that was a radiator.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
So basically to change the light bulb the head light
in my in my car, you need to take off
the bumper, oh, take out the whole housing of the
of the lights and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
One bulb.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
Costs one hundred and forty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Are you driving a fucking Bugatti?

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
No, I'm just driving a Mazda.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Dude, I've had to change in and yeah, the ones
that I've ever seen you literally pop up in the hood.
You can fucking reach from there. You just unplug and
replug a new bulb. That costs I think it's usually
like eight dollars for the fucking pack of light bulbs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
One bulb sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
That's that seems criminal.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
It seems like they're robbing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Did you now? Did you take it by like an autozome?
Won't they like help diagnose sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I've done that before, and like if you have to
do stuff like that, they can say like no because
they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
They well obviously, but I want to take a bit.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Can you look at like, is this really gonna cost
me one hundred and forty dollars or is there another
thing that you know how to do?

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Maybe we can get this done cheaper.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Oh, I thought you meant to replace it, because like
I've done it before where I used to have a
tail light that you had to like pull something back
and they're like, well, we can't really do that because
We've had people in the past that said that we
damaged their car by removing that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
It's like, oh, yeah, no, I wasn't thinking that they
would replace the bumper and everything. I'd be like, dude, listen,
you know cars, is there like a work around we
can do here?

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
That's one hundred light?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
You think putting a game on the front.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
Hid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
See that's the thing now. All these bulbs are so
fucking nice and.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Like my cars at twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Yeah, I don't need Okay, that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Yeah, I don't know what it was upgraded with or
something like, Yeah, this bulb.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Just duct tape a flashlight to it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I kind of that was kind of what I was
thinking too.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Just get one of those little tap lights. Make sure
it's a good one, a bright one. We need a
cop at We need a cop to weigh And would
you pull us over if I had a duct taped
flash light?

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Because it's like it is, it is a flight, it's
a light, all right, what do you what do you want?
You can't specify what kind of light it is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
I think they can. They probably can't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Show me the rule book where it says you hear
this law, well that Law Article two b Dash twelve.
All right, you got me there. All right, look, chill
out light.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
It is brighter than my other bulb. I don't see
what the problem is here. Make sure that is just
the problem. I have two spotlights. Yeah, they just don't
turn your lights on into that only flash lights. You
just put one of those cop spotlights on your car
and just aim it like right in front where that
one would be.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
No downside to that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Well, I'm lighting the road.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Excuse me, we're trying to illuminate things.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize my headlight had to
be on the front of the vehicle. Sorry, it's four
feet back and lighting the same.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Area they were at a safety nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Yeah, you can't see what's right in front of it.
I can't see over it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Definitely a good idea. That sucks, Bobby yahud that blows,
but also flashlight. Try the flash right, Well, it's already
better place, so just in the future.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Yeah, that doesn't make that. Bobby is a guy that
will take care of problem, not let it sit for.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
Weeks like we that would have no headlight for years
if I found outcast one hundred and forty dollars for
a bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Yeah, that had no air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
For years. I tried to fix it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
It just kept breaking and I just stopped trying. It's
just hot every time in my car, always or freezing.
I used to wear gloves driving to work in the winter,
not even driving gloves, just fucking glom a blanket.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
You just had a blanket wrapped around him. I think
I did at one point. Yeah, it get really cold
and I brought a blanket into the car. So that's
gonna it's gonna mix your feet where it's gonna fuck up. No, No,
that's fine. I'm gotta I gotta stay warm. I think
we all had pretty solid knock cools, so sweet everybody did.
And by that I mean it sucks moving. Let's get

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Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Do it, do it? I will.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Don't you just answer the question? Just answer the question. Answer, answer,
don't thank the subject, just answer the question.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Kept answer answers, answer any questions.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
All right, let's start it off with alex Oh at
alex mcthunder one on X and alex O says, fuck Mary,
kill Italian food, Chinese food and Mexican food.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
I think I think I gotta kill Chinese food.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Okay, I think I'm fucking Mexican and I'm marrying Italian.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
It's how it could go really either way on that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
I just feel like there's more diversity in the Italian
food if I'm gonna be having that every day, because
that's what I'm thinking that the merry is. Yeah, I
think there's a little bit more diversity of cross things
you can get with Italian food the Mexican food.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
So I'm gonna go merry Italian.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Right, I love them all. Italian food is gonna take
care of you. You can always be safe having a pizza. Yeah,
pasta pizza Impasta's safe every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
You got the gravy going.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
It's gonna make you feel like you're at home. It's perfect.
So you definitely marry the Italian. And I would fuck
this ship out of some Mexican food. I would I
would get I would do so many dirty things.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
I would fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Annihilate Chimmy changa. Give me a fucking case Idia taco,
any of that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Just I will fucking punish a torto.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
I would just It's just a whole fucking tray of nacha.
Just fuck the ship out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
I would get so dirty with that. And I love
Chinese food, but you have to kill Chinese food in
that instance. Yeah, so I'm with you on that, Robert.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Good Mexican is better than good Chinese, but the floor
on both of them is great.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
Yes, Yeah, I think I would just switch for me
Mexican and Italian food. I would still kill Chinese food.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
You would fuck Italian food, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
And marry Mexican food.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Yeah, he's got to do it for the culture.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Okay, for the culture, for the culture, Okay, solid, solid,
You really can't go wrong there at all. Yeah, this
is a good one, except I think you can't kill Mexican.
Of course, Mexican food's gotta be in there somewhere, gotta
have it tacos, because like you're if you killed munch
of taco right now, if you, yeah, munch so much taco,

(01:36:33):
if you would, uh, if you would kill Mexican or Italian,
you're getting rid of pizza and tacos. And it's like
that's all you need.

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
And I love Chinese there too, But like on taco,
talking about the two goats right here, one's gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
That's it, all right, Great question, Alex, though, great question.
Our next one is from Abbi Givens at Abbi Givens
at seventeen on X and she says, does it expired
pepper spray hurt more or less?

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Probably less less.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
It becomes less potent, It becomes less potent, But a
cap saesan has evaporated it would hurt less, but I
feel like it might be more dangerous because like then
maybe it blinds you, right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Probably not because there's less damaging shit in the spray,
or it just becomes like topic, it's more dangerous because
it's not going to be effective, but.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Like it also could just like oh, hey, the side
effect is it blinds you?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
I think it's it's no, it's more dangerous. Here you
go when the person get hit in the eye, Like,
is that fucking water?

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Is this squirt gun?

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
It's basically just one of those keyboard cleaners. It's just
an air sprayer. At that point.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
I wouldn't wa get squirted in the eye with those though.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
I wouldn't either. I mean, it sucks when you go
to the eye doctor and they do that puff right
in your eye.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
But like, yeah, they get you on the first one,
the first time ever, and you're like never again, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
You get over it pretty quick. Now, if they were
to pepper spray in the eye, yeah, it's a lot worse.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
I got pepper spread before, not straight on pepper spray.
But I had a friend we were in a car
and he found we were was like I think I
was in high school. Yeah, I had to be in
high school. He found it in his mom's car or
his friend's mom's car and sprayed it out the window,
and my window was also open, so it went out
his window into mine, and then it was the worst.

(01:38:17):
It was the worst. It's talking for like thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
I've been lightly pepper sprayed many times. Never with pepper spray, though.
It's just when you walk in the kitchen and they're
sauteging a bunch of halapenos all at once, m all
of a sudden, you just see everyone piling out of
the kitchen through too much and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Like, oh god, oh that got me.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
It stings a little bit, but it's not it so
it's it's a light pepper spra that's honestly probably what
it's like, expired pepper spray is just like you walked
past a bunch of sauteed halapenos, like, oh, oh, let
me walk away for a minute, get out of the range,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Good, Okay, good question, good question, Abby, All right. Next
one is from Adam Pierce, who writes in I Believe
for the first time and Adam says, oh, Adam says,
power rank Adams, there's so.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Many people, right now that are like, fuck, I could
have Hadams power rank my name.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Yeah, I mean, this guy's brilliant. You gotta give us
five good ones. He says, power rank Adams, and he
gives us Adam the first ever dude. So I guess
Adam for the Bible, Adam Sandler, Adam Levine, Adam Devine,
and Adam Scott. All right, I'm gonna go first. I'm

(01:39:30):
gonna go, No Robert to go first. As Robert is
googling the names to see what they look like, I'll
go first. Well you google, I'm gonna go Adam Sandler.
He's a Sandman.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Number one, number five.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I guess I'm going one to five. Now, I guess
you go five to one. Adam Sandler one because he's
just like the ultimate dude. He's just the best guy.
He Yeah, how can you not like the Sandman. You
can say his corny, you can say some of his
stuff isn't funny. I love it. He's great. Number two.
I'm gonna go o g Adam because like, like we're
not here if that guy's not here, right, he was,

(01:40:09):
he was the first bro. But like that's why I
think Adam Stanley being one is cool because he's like
more broier than the first bro.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
And imagine the patience that guy had he put up
with Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
He gave her his rib, not only that it was
just them, you know, she was talking to zero off
and then she's like, guess what, I'm gonna eat the
forbidden fruit and fuck us all over. He's like, God,
thanks a lot, Thanks a lot, Eve, thanks to the rib.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Though, but he's still procreated and created.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
The earth. Ladies are always like, what do men even do?
Give you life?

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Oh? You get?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Yeah, your birth baby's cool. Guess what where are you
without ribs a rib? I don't know how that works,
but whatever, So I go Sandler o g Adam. Then
I'm gonna go Adam Divine just because he's really funny
and everything he's in like work ahol a lot, he's
in Modern Family, Righteous Jemstone, Yeah, Righteous Gemstones is pretty

(01:41:04):
much everything he's and he's great for Adam Scott shout
out to Severn's fucking love that show. And then five
is Adam Levine. He's talented, but of all of these Adams,
he's the fifth m.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
I'll go next to are you are you ready to Robert?

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
All right, I'm gonna go my number one. I'm gonna
go Adam Sandler wried, I'll go. Don't get crazy, I'll
get too crazy. Number number two, I'm gonna go with
I'm gonna go with Adam Levine. I had him Maroon
Phase Maroon five, Phase Going.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Growing Upper, such a good song.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
They're so good. You got the moves like Jagger, You
got the moves like Jager.

Speaker 6 (01:41:49):
The number three, I'm gonna go Adam Scott. I only
know him really from the good place. He was in
the good place, didn't watch Parks and rec I did not.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Work. He don't know nothing about Ice Town.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
Then I'm gonna go Adam, Adam devine, Adam divine, divine, divine.
I looked him up.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
He know he's forty one. I did not know that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:15):
I would not have guessed that he's forty one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Black, done crack, he's white.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
I would have never guessed that. Though he looks great. Yeah,
for a kind of chubby guy. He looks fucking great.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Chubby is he? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
I know. I think work a hal well, not really.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
He was always kind of in shape, but had a
little extra chunk, maybe a little chilly.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
Yeah, and then number five. I'm going Adam the first,
the first guy. It's like, I didn't really do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
He gave us us.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
He didn't really do anything though.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Which is exactly what his job was, was to just
chill and not do anything, not eat the apple. He
was like, dude, just chill forever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
He has hair and ice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
And then one day guy was like, you're out. He
ate the apple. He's like, the fuck did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Yeah? Like, you've talked to a fucking snake. You trusted
a snake? You can tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
She was my responsibility to watch her.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
He was different.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
He was just there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
He got tempted, I'm sure tons of times. And then Eve,
like one second later, she comes in. He'd been there
five minutes. She's like, oh hey, this happens. Why would
eat that apple? Why he ruined it? She ruined everything?

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
All right? Good list? Robert, I, uh, of course, sand
Man Number one, Hey you here, Sailor impressions are the
most fun to do. Two Adam Divine, I fuck, I
love that guy. He's so funny. Three Adam Scott Ben
whyet himself? Ice Town?

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
Four?

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
I will go Adam first, bro. Dude did nothing wrong,
nothing wrong. He caught a case because somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Else me he did after the sin thing happened. But
then like it's like you can't you know, sin's been introduced.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
And then uh five, Adam u Levin, nothing hats him.
It seems like a good dude.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
There's just four other really.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Cool I think he did very famously cheat on his
wife though, which we're again, but like, also these are
really hot, like fucking rock star right.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Oh, he was like it was the text. He's like, oh,
the things I do to that body or your body.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
Your body's so sick. Yeah, it's like the cringiest. You
can only get away with texting that way because you're
a fucking right well.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
But like everybody, if I were to text a girl
like that, she'd be like, I'm fucking calling a cop
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
There's so many people that probably sex is that to
like their girl and stuff like that. It's like, yeah,
like I just don't want my boys to see that text,
and the whole world saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Actually, actually my boys are the only ones I would
not mind. A big dude, but look at her body
was so fucking sick, dude, all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
The things are dooty. She's hot. You're like yeah. I
mean that's between them, but it's like, I don't want
other people reading.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
That was pathetic. Dude. Yeah, I was trying to fuck like.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
I know, that's horny, that's how it works.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
Sorry, I thought we were all guys here. I was
trying to laid Actually, maybe that should bump him up
the list. He was just doing guys ship. No, I'll
keep him at five.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
All right, Saw said powering is Adam. This was a
good one. This is a really good one, Powering Atoms.
All right, this is another new one that wrote in.
Cody Eaton writes in and says, did only the shitty
pilots get chosen to be kama Kazis in World War Two?
You wouldn't want your best pilots to be or no,

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we restart that. Let me start that over. Did only
the shitty pilots get chosen to be Kama Kazis in
World War Two? You wouldn't want to lose your best pilots,
would you?

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
You would think that.

Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
But I think they had more of a like Russian
mentality to war of to just send bodies at them.
We don't care who. I think it was just quick
flight training for a lot of guys. The really good
ones were like, well, we're just gonna stay up here
and keep flying. The shitty ones were like, I'm gonna
get shot down anyway. Let's just fucking end it. I
do this for my empire.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
I mean I feel like it started with like, hey,
let's send the shitty ones to do it, and then
after a while you ran out of the shitty ones. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
I guess you can always recruit more, but you can find.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
More shitty ones. I think it definitely like you start
with your shitty pilots. Hey, just buying that, and that's
how it works. And then afterwards they were like I
think people did it as a part of like honor
and stuff. I mean, if you've seen Independent Day, Yeah,
he fucking drubbed that right up in the air. He
saved the whole world, the whole world.

Speaker 5 (01:46:20):
Like I feel like only the Japanese could have done that,
because they're the only one where like honor really means
that much in their society and it was an honorable
thing to do. Everyone else we were like, no, I'm
just gonna fucking fly away. No, I mean, like in
warlike like full on war like that, any other pilot
would be like go fly away.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Fuck that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
Not killing myself. You imagine telling a big old farm
boy from Iowa like, hey, I need you to fly
this plane right in the side.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
He's like, I can fight. I can just keep shooting
at them with my bullets.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
So it was the shitty pilots first, and then they
got past the shitty pilots, and then they did it
for like honor, and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Just everybody Hank he had nine kills last week. Sorry,
your number came up.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
He's getting like a lottery.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Before they all fly up, they draw straws. Oh fuck,
and only like two guys get to stay up in
the air. God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
All right, been real for honor. So yes, you did
start with the shitty pilots. They were probably hopped up
on math anyway, so I would be everyone was on math.

Speaker 5 (01:47:26):
All the Germans were on math, and they were allies,
so I have to assume the Germans were shipping meth
here Japanese.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
He had to be a Kama Kazi. I would want
to be on something.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
Go out hot, you fucking missed the boat, I'd be bad.
You just hit water. God damn it. I know we
gave them too much.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
So yeah, they chose the shitty pilots to do it,
but then eventually you ran out of shitty pilots and
you got to use the more skilled pilots. Good question,
great question, good question. All right. Last question we got
is from Todd Voss at as Underscore seeing Underscore by
Underscore TV, and Todd says, do people care as little
for your March Madness bracket as they do for your

(01:48:03):
fantasy football team?

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
No, people actually care about other people's brackets. Everyone loves
discussing their bracket.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
I agree, Well, the difference to me is, like your
fantasy football team can be way different than mine, and
I don't care if you have a different quarterback. I
get that. Like your bracket may have different things on it,
but everybody had the same sixty four sixty eight teams
on it. So you're like, oh, you got how many
you got left in your final four? Like that's kind

(01:48:30):
of cool to ask, not like how's uh, how's how's
your running back doing? You got any problems with that's
Josh Jacobs doing?

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
Is he injured?

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
You got you gonna play Josh Jacobs this weekend? I
don't fucking care, dude, I don't fuck care I got
Dak Prescott, but he's out. I got Digs on my bench,
but he scored twelve each of the last two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
But I don't know. The matchups just aren't there. He
just keeps playing. Well, I don't know if I up,
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Yeah, Alabama and the Sweet Sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
No, wait me too, Okay, hell yeah, because this is
a much more condensed timeframe of a tournament last time. Yes,
whereas football it goes on forever. Also, there are people
that do I've got coworkers doing this. Their fantasy draft
order is being determined by the brackets.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
Yeah, that's a really smart way to do it. So
they've got they care a lot about each other's brackets. Yeah,
but people, Yeah, people definitely care about your bracket. Nobody
cares about your fantasy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Team, and we cares now, we get a fuck about
your fans March madness. It's it's just a different animal.
Brackets are fun. Brackets are fun. There's certain people that
take it a little over the top. You're like, stop
fucking talking, like the guy that oh, but brackets blasted.
It makes it a big deal about like chill out.
But like I love talking like, yoh you got you
got what you got left? How many teams you have?
Like that's fun to discuss with other people because again

(01:49:43):
you're dealing with the same pool of teams and stuff
like that, as opposed to you also.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
Had Saint John's in the finals, So did that back?

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
I get that, brother, which I get you can relate to,
like I also had so and so on my team
and he's out for this season. Like, I can't believe that, because.

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
You know what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:49:59):
It's it's like when you and your boy have the
same bet, it's just more fun to chase it together,
or it is talk bracket is. The bracket is gambling.
So like when you both have a pick that goes
far together, you're like, we're gambling together. Yeah, it's more fun.
It's a communal bonding experience.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
And because the brackets are like tournaments where you have
pools of lots of people, it is a communal experience.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
All right, So yeah, we're all in agreement on that one.
Then all right, good, great question, Todd, Great question, Todd,
great questions. Everybody solid, not cools all around. Appreciate all
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random celebrity jell generator before we get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
I'll take Adam Sandler.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
I was gonna go Adam Scott. I'm going Pedro, Pascal,
Petro Pescal, Adam Sandler, Adam Scott. All right, none of
those are in the first one. Here we go, Harvikitel,
Suzanne Length and Rafael and Nada, Matts, Wilander, Andrew neil
Tony Collette, Jerry West and Gina Gogan. All right, let's

(01:51:39):
do it again, pedro Pesco.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
Who should start voting on who's closet? I would say
Robert got closest there because she has a literation in
her name.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Also, okay, I mean you don't get you any more,
but I'm fine with that. Ed Harris, Kiera Knightley, Morgan Freeman,
Catherine Hepburn, Jack Lemon, Helen Willis, Carmen and Miranda Natalie Portman. Nope,
nobody got who's closest on that one, though.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
I would say Adam Scott to Jack Lemon, both funny actors.
Now Sandler also is more too, but he's more of
a full on comedian that acts.

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
I would say, no more. No, Morgan wasn't Morgan Freeman
was it? No? Never mind, I was thinking Morgan Freeman
was in It was Denzel Morgan Freeman was just god,
and Denzel kind of played a god.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
So whatever, all right, maybe I could win. Morgan Freeman
played god, Adam Sandler got the funny guys.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
There you go, So you guess, I mean, does it
this means nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:52:34):
Hell? Sure? Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Whatever makes nothing? Over here at Alex J. Milton at
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