Book of Moron

Book of Moron

Part wilderness field journal, part scientific inquiry, and part philosophical meditation, Book of Moron is a daily record of one man’s journey through the physical and mental landscapes of the Appalachian Trail. Following the "Walden 11" entries—numbered by each day on the trail—the podcast moves beyond simple gear talk and mileage. Instead, it dives into the "why" of the trek, exploring the biological rhythms of the human body, the complex immunology of survival, and the social dynamics of the thru-hiking community. From analyzing the "crime scenes" of our own immune systems to the logistical philosophy of town resupplies, Book of Moron treats the trail as a laboratory for understanding what it means to be human in the wild. Whether you are an aspiring thru-hiker, a student of biology, or a fan of transcendentalist thought, join us daily as we document the data of failure, the rhythm of the march, and the unpredictable reality of life in the woods.

Episodes

June 8, 2026 39 mins

00:00 - Commute Testing and the Big-Faced Kitchen Clock

02:15 - A B Optimization: Novelty Versus Speed Winner

04:45 - High-Speed Shoulder Riding on Interstate 400

07:15 - Bicyclist SOS Signals and Friction Shifter Rundowns

10:30 - Spongy Rim Brakes and Sibling Pop ...

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00:00 - Stone Mountain Drives and Bachelor Indulgences

03:15 - Open-World Side Quests and Antique Discoveries

06:10 - Rummaging Memories and the Lack of Sacredness at Estate Sales

09:05 - Spartan Real Estate Dreams and Caveman Comforts

12:15 - Why We Cross the Line...

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00:00 - Hill Penalties and Pacing the Old Chain

02:15 - W-2 Deliverables and Shared Space Protocols

04:45 - AI Anonymous and perimeter Traffic

06:35 - Nervous Willies and the Rule of the 10-Mile Prescription

08:50 - The Plagiarism Illusion and Collaborative Writing

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00:00 - Behavioral Commitments and Savannahs of the Highway

03:15 - Mark Manson’s Subtleties and Stage Two Maturity

05:55 - Hacking Anger and the Cutthroat Symphony of Interstate 85

09:00 - Gas Man Revelations and the Intuitive Age Guessing Game

11:20 - Testing Und...

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00:00 - Cabbagetown Reunions and Bike Chain Maintenance

03:50 - The Per-Therm Gas Experiment and the Window of Patience

07:15 - Landing at Wahoo Fitness and the Five Percent Luck Fallacy

11:00 - Mechanical Humans and the Danger of Anthropomorphism

14:15 - Papers We...

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00:00 - Strava Art and the Awareness of Speech Patterns

03:00 - Navigating the Psychological Tension of Job Interviews

05:55 - Reducible Codes and Memories of the New Atheist Movement

09:20 - Debating Michael Behe’s Irreducible Complexity

11:45 - Soul’s Code: Refra...

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00:00 - Escaping the Fear Narrative

03:00 - Gender Representation and the Need for Emotional Appeal

06:15 - A Post-Scarcity Vision Beyond Capitalism

09:10 - Lessons from Trail Maintenance and the Power of Consistency

12:15 - Navigating DeKalb Avenue and After-Party...

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00:00 - An Impromptu AI Meetup and Behavioral Shifts

02:45 - Highway Observations and the Wind Against the Mattress

05:10 - Cabbagetown Traditions and Car-Free Urban Navigation

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00:00 - Driveway Gamification and West Coast IPAs

08:35 - Detailed Logistics for the Georgia Transition

18:40 - Scientific Experiments in Combatting Social Anxiety

26:10 - Met...

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May 23, 2026 60 mins

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00:00 - Navigating Gwinnett and Family Reflections

05:30 - Road Choices and a Wrong Turn

14:15 - Rewriting the Personal Narrative Arc

22:45 - Corporate Redundancy and Podcasting Philosophies

34:10 - Phone Trauma and Vulnerable Awareness

42:20 - Ego Check and the Value of Rambling

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May 21, 2026 46 mins

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00:00 - Decompressing from Damascus

05:13 - The Consummate Host

08:31 - Recalibrating Homeostasis

10:04 - Anonymity and Audio Records

13:21 - Shared Camaraderie

17:58 - Small Talk Advocacy

22:51 - Behind the Vendor Table

28:05 - Long-Form Improv

32:21 - The Double Bind

35:34 - The Lexicon Ladder

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May 21, 2026 51 mins

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00:00 - Training in the Valley

04:12 - Fated Vectors and Ocean Waves

06:23 - The Safe Motorist

10:14 - A High School Standard of Love

15:02 - Conti's Toolkit for Reframing

20:44 - The False Dichotomy of Friction

25:11 - Assembling the Master Gumball

30:04 - Cross-Pollinating Riffs

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00:00 - The 10-Mile Relaxation

02:15 - Garstka's Intentional Drumming

04:45 - The Honorable Cow and the Roadside Snake

07:22 - Software Engineering as a Late Bloomer

09:10 - First Principles and the AI Bridge

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00:00 - The Five O’Clock Shadow The host begins the recording on a Monday afternoon at 4:58 PM. He mentions thinking about many different things during his recent bike ride. An attempt to use his car’s rear hood as a sun visor fails because the window lets the light through. The host admits he uses a familiar "sign-on" routine to help take the pressure off of starting a recording. He compares the b...

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00:00 - Invoking the Muse

03:15 - The Practice of the Podcast

06:42 - Musical Orthogonality

08:35 - Topographical Funneling

11:32 - Appalachian Trail Archives

17:15 - Human-Powered Travel

20:00 - Digital Addiction vs. AI

32:21 - Emotional Intelligence and Awareness

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00:00 - The Five-Hour Soft-Close Drawer Marathon

03:15 - Americano Life Hacks and Digital Needfuls

06:40 - Masculinity and the Balance of Cosmic Ephemera

09:55 - Skepticism and Examining Conventional Truths

13:20 - Leaning into Rejection: The Power of No

16:45 - Biking, Hiking, and the Locus of Control

20:10 - AI as a Power Tool for Professional Storytelling

23:35 - Narrative Consistency and Keyword Optimizatio...

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00:00 - The Beer Holder and Sky Valley Climbs

03:15 - Podcasting Obligations and Hosting Logistics

06:40 - Connor Leahy and AI Safety Research

09:55 - The Technical Threshold of Andrej Karpathy

13:20 - Morality as an Iterative Evolut...

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00:00 - Negotiating Creative Space with Family

03:45 - The Success and Failure of Self-Discipline

07:10 - Attention as a Modern Commodity

10:20 - Background Prompts of Human Culture

13:55 - Life Update: Rethinking the San Francisco Move

17:40 - The Atlanta Possibility and Known Quantities

21:15 - Hustle Culture and the Love of Suffering

24:50 - Calibrating Emotional Regulation and Vulnerability

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00:00 - The Voluntary Conscription of Creative Work

03:15 - The Weekend Paradox and Overachiever Scrutiny

06:40 - Critiquing the AI: From Sycophancy to Constructive Challenge

09:55 - Biohacking Breakfast: Coffee Buffers and Tums Experiments

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00:00 - A Special Guest and Florida’s Surprising Topography

05:12 - The Dawkins Paradox and Genetic Possibilities

12:45 - Road Trip Dynamics and Driver’s Ed Nostalgia

20:30 - Descriptive Grounding and the Ninth Green

27:45 - State Rivalries: Florida vs. California

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