Haunted and Homicidal

First of all…yeah. We KNOW part 1 of David Parker Ray was…a lot. Like emotionally destabilizing, sleep-with-the-lights-on, question-your-faith-in-humanity a lot. He fucking sucks. We hate him. You hate him. The vibes were rancid. Thank you for surviving that with us — therapy is encouraged, hydration is mandatory.

BUT—✨balance✨—we are STILL ridiculously hyped to be boo’d up with HauntFest because spooky season is a lifestyle and we...

Buckle up, besties, because this is your HUGE HUGE HUGE very serious trigger warning. We are not kidding. If you’re easily disturbed, this is your moment—turn it off, skip it, protect your peace. We will love you for it.

…still here? Okay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

This week wrecked Lauren. She procrastinated HARD because the first time she heard this case, it stuck with her for days—no sleep, constant replay, full mental spira...

Welcome back, sinners and emotional support chaos gremlins — we missed you. Probably. 😌

We kick things off with the long-awaited return of Mischa ASMR… except plot twist: she is a dog, not a child, so what you’re actually getting is aggressive sniffing, questionable licking noises, and the occasional mysterious crunch that no one can identify. Our listeners? Obsessed. Mischa herself? Half asleep, still begging for snacks like she ...

First things first: we know the episode is late. Please lower the pitchforks. Lauren is currently getting her ass thoroughly kicked by depression, and unfortunately mental health does not care about podcast schedules. On top of that, Daylight Savings Time came in like a sleep-depriving demon and absolutely wrecked everyone’s internal clock. Both Lauren and Courtney slept in like two Victorian children with ...

This week’s episode is short, chaotic, and slightly unhinged because after the absolute novel we dropped on y’all last week — and the chaos that’s coming over the next couple episodes — we decided everyone deserved a tiny paranormal breather. Like a snack-sized haunting. A haunted appetizer, if you will. We are still proudly partnered with HauntFest (go check them out immediately), but unfortunately 7Brew continues to ignore the gr...

Gather ‘round, gremlins. 👻✨

We are STILL aggressively, spiritually, emotionally, financially excited about partnering with HauntFest. Yes, we’re bringing it up again. Yes, we will continue bringing it up. Yes, you will go to 👉 HauntFest.net 👻 Haunted houses, spooky vendors, vibes that say “this could go wrong” — it’s everything we stand for.

Today’s haunted chaos menu:

🏚️ The McRaven House in Vicksburg, MS — allegedly the “most...

Buckle up, demons. 👻✨

We are STILL foaming-at-the-mouth levels of excited to be partnered with HauntFest (yes, we will scream about it every episode, yes, you will deal with it, yes, you will go to 👉 HauntFest.net 👻). Haunted attractions? Spooky vendors? Questionable life choices? Say less.

Today’s emotional rollercoaster of chaos includes:

🔦 The absolutely unhinged real-life Gone Girl case of Denise Huskins — featuring a kidna...

This week’s episode is what happens when the ghosts decide THEY are the main characters.

GhostTube does not clock in quietly. Oh no. The spirits are ACTIVE, unhinged, and apparently stuck in the world’s most toxic paranormal situationship. They either LOVE each other or absolutely despise each other — there is no in-between. It’s giving ghostly reality show. It’s giving “we need couples therapy but we died in 1842.” They interrupt ...

This week’s episode is absolute chaos from start to finish — and honestly, GhostTube chose violence.

GhostTube is fully activated today, interrupting us nonstop with unsolicited commentary like the paranormal backseat driver nobody asked for. It’s sassy, bossy, weirdly judgmental, and somehow more confident than both of us combined. At one point it basically takes over the conversation, and we’re not entirely sure who’s hosting the...

This week’s episode begins with Mischa ASMR, because nothing says “true crime podcast professionalism” like aggressive sniffing, dramatic breathing, and a full emotional breakdown over Lauren’s hamburger. Mischa would like the record to show she has never been fed in her life. Ever. Not once.

Once the canine chaos settles (it doesn’t), we dive back into the disturbing and bizarre story of Charles Manson — Part 2.

We pick up in the ...

🚨 BIG NEWS LOOMING 🚨

We almost make a HUGE announcement this episode… but instead we aggressively tease you like reality TV producers. Stay tuned. Be afraid. Or excited. Probably both.

This week, GhostTube is BACK and somehow even sassier than usual — providing live commentary, roasting Courtney’s pronunciation skills, and repeatedly asking why Courtney i...

This week’s episode is sponsored by influenza, ghostly personal-space violations, and the demon static that refuses to leave our audio equipment alone because apparently it pays rent here now.

After taking a week-long break because the flu absolutely drop-kicked us into another dimension, we’re back — medically fragile, emotionally chaotic, and running on cough drops and bad decisio...

Buckle up, grab your EMF detectors, and maybe light a protection candle—because this week’s episode is an absolute paranormal fever dream.

We kick things off by unleashing the Ghost Tube app, which immediately chooses violence and becomes an uninvited fourth co-host. The app is popping OFF the entire episode, dropping words at the worst possible times and providing elite comedic timing that has us questioning reality, ghosts, and o...

This episode opens exactly how God and the algorithm intended: Mischa ASMR. Crunching. Sipping. Questionable mouth noises. Instant regret. You’re welcome.

From there, we do what we do best—skip the warm-up entirely and dive headfirst into absolute nightmare fuel. First up: the Jaycee Dugard case, a story so horrifying it will make you stare into the middle distance and reconsider humanity as a concept. We talk long-term captivity, ...

🎉 EPISODE 50. FIFTY. FIVE-ZERO. 🎉 And did we celebrate like responsible adults with a well-planned, professional recording? Absolutely not.

To mark our 50th episode, we cracked open the wine, summoned fried sushi tacos (yes, fried, yes, sushi, yes, tacos, no we will not explain), and added cake to the mix because chaos thrives on sugar. We monch and cronch for the ENTIRE episode—headphones beware, Mischa’s elite cronchy ASMR is i...

This week’s episode is brought to you by sickness, sleep deprivation, fried food, demonic interference, unexpected ASMR, and crimes that will absolutely ruin your vibe.

Courtney is still sick and hanging on by a thread, Lauren has officially unlocked a new life skill and can now make sushi tacos (growth), and at one point Courtney threatens to beat Lauren’s children because they are...

WARNING UP FRONT: The demon static makes an uninvited comeback near the end of this episode. We don’t know why. We don’t know how. We are sorry in advance. Sorry ’bout it.

Today we are ✨international✨, which means we’re talking with our hands and mispronouncing Italian words with confidence. We head to Poveglia Island, Italy’s most haunted little island of Nope, where plague victims were dumped en masse, the ground is basically ma...