Dream Cheesers
Join 3 mates as they delve into the ridiculous, the absurd and the hilarious.
Episodes
We tackle the important question: When did sharing a bed with a group of strangers become weird? Günter weighs up the pros and cons of aquatic furniture, Emma dips her toe into the bizarre tale of the woman who allegedly gave birth to a litter of rabbits, and Billie revisits the historical chaos of the Great Emu War.
⚠️ Content warning: contains questionable sleeping arrangements, dubious medical history, and birds w...
This week, Emma investigates the wonderfully ridiculous sea coconut, nature's answer to a human backside, dives into the world of invisible ink, and uncovers the mysterious historical illness known as Green Sickness. We take a nostalgic detour to remember the iconic Copperart stores, Günter discovers some truly bizarre phobias.Expect questionable science, questionable grammar, and highly questionable expertise. &nbs...
The DCP format has officially collapsed into chaos. Em uncovers the terrifying truth that wombats are both perfect and somehow capable of killing animals by twerking. Günter launches a full-scale attack on the English language and Billie continues her lifelong mission to snort-laugh directly into the microphone.
⚠️ Warning: This episode contains inappropriate language incorrect grammar, aggressive wombat facts and re...
Our first-ever guest joins the chaos as Hamish shares his Confest experience (brace yourself), Billie unpacks the gender bias behind “reference man,” and we somehow end up debating whether insects deserve legal rights — and why flies are long overdue for a PR rebrand.
⚠️ Content warning: contains colourful language, festival chaos, unexpected feminism, and strong opinions about insects.
Emma asks the all-important question: who does the mysterious silver fist actually belong to? and investigates the deeply suspicious smell coming from the Artemis II capsule. We question the increasingly strange procedures being used to combat old lady hands, and Günter explores the groundbreaking possibility of a snot transplant… for reasons nobody fully understands.
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In this episode, Billie finally opens up about her empathy for inanimate objects, Günter sends AI straight into Looney Tunes mode, and Emma investigates a raccoon that fell off the wagon and went completely rogue.
⚠️ Content warning: contains strong language, includes misplaced empathy, unstable technology, and a raccoon making consistently poor choices. Listener discretion advised.
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New Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his latest existential poetry and a new cult, and Billie debates the ethics of outsourcing cigarette-butt collection to a highly intelligent workforce of crows.
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Emma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabels an animal. As always, things escalate quickly and no one double-checks anything.
⚠️ Content warning: colourful language, pseudo-mathematics, and facts s...
Emma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question "would you drink bear poo beer?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the left socks go.
⚠️ Content warning: contains historical tragedy, questionable beverage hypotheticals, and unresolved laundry issues. Listener discretion advised.
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We fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life plans, and Billie casually drops the story of her jailhouse grandmother like it’s no big deal.
⚠️ Content warning: contains creepy crawlies, crime-adjacent chat, morbid curi...
Emma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath test… do they pass?
⚠️ Content warning: contains bathroom-adjacent storytelling, armchair psychology, AI opinions nobody fully agrees on, and tests you definitely di...
Emma discusses listener Kate’s quest to find a viral cookie, we spiral into the deeply unsettling question of whether it’s ethical to freeze animals in space, Gunter scats about scat, and Billie quietly edits out an extremely embarrassing faux pas.
⚠️ Content warning: includes scatological discussion, uncomfortable ethics debates, and moments Billie wishes you’ll forget. Proceed with caution.
We continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale fart bolinis, and Billie weighs up the pros and cons of maggot cheese… so you don’t have to.
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Em discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down the world’s grumpiest frog.
⚠️ Content warning: contains dairy-based enthusiasm, bathroom-adjacent discussions, relationship drama, and at least ...
🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season!
Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the surprisingly rich language of swear words, while Gunter somehow ends up discussing exfoliating turtles to make infinity paper. Because of course he does.
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Emma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly questionable new clothing line.
⚠️ Content warning: contains cursed local legends, questionable food choices, loud chewing, and dubious fashion choices. Listen...
Günter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared.
⚠️ Listener discretion advised: explicit content, mild science, major confusion, and unnecessary biological facts.
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This week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo.S.I.
⚠️ Content warning: contains dangling anatomy, bad language, and a crime show nobody asked for. Not recommended for anyone eating breakfast.
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Emma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators.
⚠️ Content warning: contains medical misinformation, celebrity slander, and muppet-related chaos. Not suitable for anyone with a weak heart — ironically.
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Emma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s doppelgänger, and run Billie and Günter’s through a highly scientific shared brain test.
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