Dharma Fish Biscuits: a Lost podcast

Helen and Alex attend a Booneral and have some notes on the eulogies. Helen rejects the Locke/Jack dichotomy.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:35 Flashback discussion

00:15:59 Sayid on-island discussion 

00:49:02 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:54:35 Non-Sayid on-island discussion

01:01:24 Connor’s corner

01:02:32 Hot ranking

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We are sadly losing our first main castaway in this episode, but the real question on everyone's lips is: who's the knitter on the island?

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:10 Jack flashback discussion

00:18:05 Jack on-island discussion

00:21:41 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:42:50 Claire on-island discussion

00:52:59 Other on-island discussion

00:58:25 Connor's Corner

01:00:34 Hot ranking

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Helen has a new unifying theory of Lost and it’s the game Mousetrap.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:34 Flashback discussion

00:26:39 Locke on-island discussion

00:56:02 Non-Locke on-island discussion

00:57:14 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:03:204 Connor’s corner

01:06:42 Hot ranking

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We are deep into Real Lost Shit this week as we welcome the iconic numbers to the show. Plus it’s a great week for our female characters as legend Danielle Rousseau returns, and we have a new queen on the scene: Carmen Reyes.

Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:06 Flashback discussion 00:24:49 Hurley on-island discussion 00:26:38 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:54:16 Non-Hurley on-island discussion 00:59:39 Connor's co...

Helen and Alex continue to address the unanswered questions of Lost, such as "who's a dom and who's a sub on the island?"

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:18 Flashback discussion 00:21:34 Jin on-island discussion 00:49:23 Non-Jin on-island discussion 01:02:30 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:10:07 Hot ranking

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Helen is determined to have some female representation into this show even if it is in the form of a boar, and we also start wading into the age-old debate of Skate vs Jate.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:03 Sawyer flashback discussion

00:18:18 Sawyer on-island discussion

00:33:36 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:48:25 Non-Sawyer related island discussion

00:57:30 Connor's corner

00:58:09 Hot ranking

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Alex is cutting off your scag as we head to London for a Charlie episode. Meanwhile on the island, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube except it’s guns.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:36 Flashback discussion

00:15:47 On-island discussion

00:46:56 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:00:15 Hot ranking

Conte...

This week we get into Michael and Walt's back story, plus research polar bear consumption, and also check in with the deodorant situation on the island.

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:16 Flashback discussion

00:25:23 Michael and Walt on-island discussion

00:29:10 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:52:19 Non-Michael/Walt on-island discussion

00:58:50 Connor’s corner

01:00:57 Hot ranking

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Shannon may have fucked her brother, but can we offer you an alternative universe version of Lost that makes their backstory even more upsetting? Also, Helen breaks up with Locke and we dig deep into the toilet logistics of the island.

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:49 Flashback discussion

00:15:21 Boone on-island discussion

00:35:35 Non-Boone on-island discussion

00:36...

This week we're swimming with corpses and tackling more big questions such as: who is the barber on the island? And who would be the sole human in Muppets Lost? Also, apparently Kate is a liar!

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:02 Flashback discussion

00:11:18 Kate on-island discussion

00:25:20 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:36:39 Non-Kate on-island discussion

00:56:07 Connor’s corner

00:57:36 Hot ranking

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Helen and Alex continue to address the real unanswered questions of Lost, such as: "where does Jack stand on abortion rights?" and "which female BFF friendship might the show have featured if it didn't hate women?"

Also, we're rebranding as a Grey's Anatomy podcast.

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:00 Flashback discussion

00:17:47 Jack on-island discussion

00:24:07 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:46:25 Non-Jack on-island discussion

01...

One of Alex's favourite episodes of Lost, but can he convince Helen that it's anything other than fine?

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:04:55 Flashback discussion

00:20:08 Claire on-island discussion

00:32:45 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:39:03 Connor's corner

00:45:28 Non-Claire on-island discussion

01:03:07 Hot ranking

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Sayid’s flashbacks give us nothing, Danielle Rousseau gives us life, and the people of the island do not understand the concept of gambling.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:04:10 Flashback discussion

00:11:35 Sayid on-island discussion

00:35:06 Non-Sayid on-island discussion

00:39:13 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:56:05 C...

The homoerotic tension in this episode leads us to discuss the greatest mystery the show never answers: which characters would be canonically queer?

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:17 Flashback discussion

00:11:30 Sawyer on-island discussion

00:40:24 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:55:48 Non-Sawyer on-island discussion

01:10:43 Connor’s corner

01:12:12 Hot ranking

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The episode is mixing its moth metaphors and Helen won't stand for it.

By the way, the word for that feeling of euphoria over seeing people achieve something together is "collective effervescence".

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:45 Flashback discussion

00:13:26 Charlie on-island discussion

00:34:53 Non-Charlie on-island discussion

00:38:16 Fuck, marry or kil...

This week on Dharma Fish Biscuits, Helen and Alex use the word 'contrived' like it's going out of fashion, and Alex soft-launches a new career as kidnap-engineer.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:55 Flashback discussion

00:20:51 Sun on-island discussion

00:31:11 Non-Sun on-island discussion

00:41:05 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:59:45 Connor’s corner

01:01:28 Hot ranking

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Helen and Alex continue to unlock the mysteries of the island, such as “why do these people keep swimming in their jeans”, “who else is a Gemini other than Kate”, and “who keeps cutting these water bottles up”.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:40 Flashback discussion

00:11:55 Jack on-island discussion

00:38:13 ...

Don't tell us what we can't do! Helen and Alex are here to go hunting and talk about Season 1, Episode 4 "Walkabout".

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:07:23 Flashback discussion

00:22:06 Locke on-island discussion

00:38:43 Non-Locke on-island discussion

00:55:02 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:59:18 Connor’s corner

01:01:56 Hot ranking

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Are YOU a one-armed farmer with too many chores and a hell of a mortgage? Tune in for financial advice from Helen and Alex!

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:04:29 Flashback discussion

00:12:58 On-island discussion

00:37:20 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:51:05 Non-Kate on-island discussion

01:07:04 Connor’s corner

01:08:07 Hot ranking

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