ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th August 2024

• Bree's life question. 
• If band names were literal. 
• Mumma Di definitely just found out about Yellowstone. 
• The trademark that wasn't very demure. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZiT M podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Zidim's Brian Clint hid into KFC today to try the
all new Sanders Special Burgernay. We are going to witness
the most anticipated show in their history of professional radio.
Dan em Brie and Clint Yo, Good afternoon everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Happy Thursday, day before Daffodil Day, day of what's the plot?
Day before we give away that trip to see Sabrina
carpet A.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Live in La.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now we're giving it away tonight, are we Yeah, they're
doing it on Brooks Show tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Today just went up two points.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Also, Taco Thursday, Charco Thursday. No, I don't think that's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mat it is.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
If you have Taco's today, it's Targo Thursday, Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Taco's really up their games since the nineties.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Also, the sushi company near to get into sushi Saturdays.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, Sushi Sunday, Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, Sushi Sabbath started giving that sushi at church
instead of that wafer. Yeah yeah, God, that'll be good.
Remember sitting through Mass and you're starving, and then all
you've got to look forward to is that wafer.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I drank the wine as well, and the wine.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, even when I was like just after I did
my communion, so I would have been what eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hit the wine? Yep, hit that Blood of Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'd always gauge it depending on who drank it before me,
because I'd get freaked out totally, like they would wipe
the side of the cup.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
But can you catch anything from the Blood of Christ?
Of course you can really depends what the person in
front of you has. True. True.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, that's why in some like real modern churches. Yeah,
they have little all little cups laid out on like
a table.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's bad for the environment. The paper cups.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, little tiny little paper shop glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now I want it out of the goblin, just like
Jesus had it.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You just shot glass at like you know, And I
reckon they should just put the salt and lemon in
there as well, and.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
They're assault of Christ, the lemon of Christ, lemon of Christ,
and just make it a whole part of the tequila
of Christ.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ah Today on the show, probably no more church chat,
but we will get into Trady verse lady next. The
scores need updating. But the ladies are still a hit.
We know that much for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Why do I keep forgetting to update the score.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Because you're getting forgetful in your old age. No, it's
because we're so busy, that's what. And I do everything
around here full stop.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
If you want to play, oh, one hundred dollars in him,
we're looking for a lady and a trade to play
trading verse. Lady nicks to win a great prize from
the tool shed.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Real good stuff up for grabs free.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Inklin turned for a round of trading verse. Lady.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's a ready versus lady thanks to the tool shed.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
He we owned trusted by treating.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, welcome back to another round of trade versus lady.
The prize from the tool shed it's fantastic. It's the
one hundred and sixty eight piece tool set and fifty
dollars cash. I think I've updated the scores now, right Clint.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sixty seven to the trades, six seventy seven to the ladies.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The lady's a ten in front.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Let's go to a lady first. She's from the white
cut door. She is thirty six years old and she
had her sweat glends removed. What how can you do that?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Welcome to the show, k hi k where from exactly where?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Where do you have them removed in your armpits? Are
they removable?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Well, it's just cut your armpets open and scrape them out.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh my god, God is that dangerous though? Because what
if your body can't sweat?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
It sweats in other places.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
That's not my armpit.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't want to ask.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, really really sweaty, So now I don't sweat.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That must correct me if I'm wrong. K. It's not
that you have a buildup of sweat inside your body
trying to get out.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Your armpits just don't generate the sweat, that's right. Yeah?
Why did you everyone removed?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Kay? Because I was really sweaty?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
A yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It was embarrassing how you're taking our trading from Taranaki today.
They are twenty four years old and they love hard,
mucky and fishing.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Welcome to the show, Chandler.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Hi, Chandler, You're always my favorite friend. What is the
biggest fish you've ever caught?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Um?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Probably a big eighteen pounds snapper cheese.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We just have to believe you. We were there, so
we just have to believe you. Grows every year, Yeah,
grows every year.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Story?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Was it good eating?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Chandler?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
It was now yeah, nice?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
All right, Chandler, your buzzer is trady. Kay, your buzzer
is a lady. The first person to three correct dancers
wins the game and the price from the tool shed.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Here we go, guys, good luck. Tomorrow is Daffodil Day.
What charity are we raising? Yes, Chandler, Cancer Kids Society? Correct,
nice work.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You're on the board.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
One to the trades. Question number two, roya jibev? Is
that how you saybev reidjebev is an acronym for the
colors of what.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Lady?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Rainbow? Nice?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Kay? All over that like a rash right orange, yellow, green, blue,
intogo violin. Well done, We are won apiece in this game.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Is?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Sam Walker?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Nice? Pg God, she's awayne flying Chandler.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You need this one to stay in at Question number four,
what flavor is the source of your standard tin of
what He's baked?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Beans?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Cody?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, Chandler.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Done.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
We have a tie break on our hands.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Here comes the tiebreak question Question number five, what would
you be cutting if you were using pinking shears?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yes, Chandler for the wind sheets. Will you take it? Sheep?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I think he said so sheeps or sheets sheep sheeps
sheep like that?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, okay, well no it's actually fabric.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You should have said sheets whatever.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Chandler.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right, we'll move on to our next tie break question,
Question number six.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Which girl band released the hit song wanna be Chanler?
Chandler for the wind you sound like a sporty spice Chandler.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
A much needed trading victory going your way? And that
price and the tool shep Chandler.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Awesome, Thank you boys, a.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Load of ross and Joey and Rachel and all the crew.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Have fund have found at the transpons to office. Oh yeah,
transpons thanks to the true sit as well.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You know everyone's saying demure at the moment, how that's
the current saying of choice? Yeah, very demure, dere, very mindful,
very cute. See the person who invented that saying their
name is Jules Lebron.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
You see how my make up for work very demure,
very mindful. I don't come to work with a green
coat crease. I don't look like a clown when I
go to work. I don't do too much. I'm very
mindful while I'm at work.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And yeah, what would you say demure means? Do you
say demure is subtle and classy? Yeah, I would say
that's understated, like modest, Yeah, like very modest, very humble.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, yeah, that kind of vibe the opposite of like
flashy flashy.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I was going to say braggadocious, but flashy and
braggado works.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
In a very undemure turn of events.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Someone else has trademarked that saying out from under jewels,
not just demure, that's trademark. They've trademarked very demure, very mindful.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's not very demure, that's not very mindful.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It wasn't very mindful of jewels not to trademark it themselves.
But I guess they weren't thinking about that. Of course,
it happens when you go viral as a normal person,
you're not a business person.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
You don't think about these kind of drick can the
Hawk tour Girl trademarked that.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I believe someone got on the HOWK tour Girl very
quickly and did all of the right things.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yes, you know how I heard that they got onto
it quick and she trademarked it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
How she spat on that thing on the contract. Yeah, trademark.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Some random guy from Washington has got in there and
stolen the trademark, which means if Jewels ever wants to
make money from the saying very demure, very mindful.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
They'll have to pay this other guy.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Who didn't even invent the saying, they just trademarked it.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's like you hear those stories about and this is
like a little insight into radio world and the radio
wars between I don't know if it's happened. It's probably
happened here in New Zealand, but I remember it happened
happening in Australia where they'd find out what a new
show was going to be, so they announced a new show,

(09:19):
or someone gets wind that they're going to announce this
new breakfast show, and then the other radio network will
go and buy or like, go and take that Instagram
handle and they'll go and take the Instagram like thenk yeah,
and then it'll.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Cause big fights and they'd be like, well you can
buy it off us.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's like, how legally I'm not allowed to refer to
myself as emergency DJ Clint.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, because the other companies someone else straight said they
said they'll see you.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Apparently jewels can fight this like you can.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
If you can prove that the saying is only valuable
because of you.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Then you can go to court and you can fight
for it. Oh how annoying, But what a pain in
the art. It costs money.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I wonder if there are any like sayings that you
and I could trademark that other people haven't thought of trademarking, Like,
I know at the moment's passed, but do you think
anybody ever trademarked nick? Yeah, anyone ever got in there?
Surely scribe has got rights to saying if any after
someone says not many.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, surely that's been trademarked.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Drinking someone who's trade trademarked lush go good question? Like
as someone trade question, has someone trademarked can I get
a higher?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
There was a beer company earlier this year that trademarked up.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I was gonna say, has anyone trademarked it?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
So a beer company took it really before the warriors
could take It's such a d bag move. You know
what we should do. We should trademark ol Brianna. So
every time your mum says it on the radio, she
has to pay us money. Wouldn't that be a good idea.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
We'd make it fortune.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
We make a freaking fortune and if we need more money,
we just ring her and she'll be forced.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
To say it. Yep, so she'll have nowhere to go.
So there you go.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
See, how come to work?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Very demure? I do may maka a Lee may Wegg.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
I do a little breed, very demure, very mindful, and
I forget to be demure divas.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Don't forget guys demure.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, it's the equal best and most annoying trend on
the internet.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
That really is free Inklin from iHeartRadio is the latest
slide from La with Dean McAthy.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's going to be the biggest reality TV show breakup
in a long time, and finally Dean Molly May has
spoken out.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
She has run playing at home. Molly May and Tommy
Fury broke up? What a few months ago?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
A few weeks ago? Yeah, very recently. It was very recent.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
It fields times live when you're having fun, so obviously
he's an inborn Tho the boxer. They met on the
UK reality show called Love Ireland and everyone it's like
divided social media. People are all hurtem hurting. She now
posted a photo on social media. It's not what you
normally expect. Normally after a breakup, you post the sexiest

(12:14):
photo of yourself.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, you haven't been post taken.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
She's just on like a cabin overlooking water and she
wrote thank you for everyone for being the best online
friends I could have ever wished for. And she's somber
and looking out into the water. I don't know if
that child together. I still say it might get back together.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
No, no way, no no way.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
This post to me backs up the theory that he
cheated on her and that she's been doing it tough
because she found out that he cheated on her. And
she's like, hey, thanks for supporting me everybody. That's what
she said without saying it. That's how I interpret it.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
What do you think, brit Yeah, I kind of have
to agree, being like.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
She's sharing it back up.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
You guys are the only one that the ones that
have been there for me in this hard time.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Screw everyone else, not my not my baby daddy, you guys,
I know what. I hope they don't go back together
if the rumors are true.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay, if he has cheated on her with multiple women, yes, right,
and whilst she was pregnant and had their daughter, Like,
I just think you can do better and set a
good example for other women out there that you don't
have to settle for that totally right from him.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
If that is true, that had like sixty girlfriends Tiger Woods.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Tiger Woods giving Tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
It is, yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Actually, you're right, and they never got back together. She
never took him back.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
You're right, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
She beat him up with a golf club, the complete
opposite of taking him back.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Also not the correct thing to do, Brilliant Clinton.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
So they just let up lay out of Los Angeles
with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I read some exciting news, not for me personally, but
I just thought of my mother straight away because I
read some news online this morning that there's a particular
TV show that the news came out that it was
finishing this season that's about to come out, that was
the last season, and then it was going to finish.

(14:16):
There's been a bit of controversy around it. And then
I read this article this morning where there's rumors that
are going to do another season.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
This is very exciting news. And if my mom hasn't
heard this news yet, she is going to fizz beg
for me, berg for the mums.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
This is one of those huge Mama died, joins us
on the phone right now, Hi mum.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Hi guys, before we get into this, how are you
going with watching Friends for the first time?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh my god, it's like a revelation.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Still you're still a joey woman.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Absolutely, we're you up to?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
What season?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
She decided she was going to go back to the
start and started from the start this morning?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
What season you on?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Well, I'm only.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Onto, I've only binged one and two.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
All classic classic.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
You to go for the Italian on the show, though,
isn't it typical?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'm moth to a flame. It's like the version of
Big Steve on a US sitcom. Hey mom, quick one
for you this afternoon. How do you How do you
feel about the particular show called Yellowstone?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Oh my god, it's absolutely amazing and the prequels have
been fantastic as well.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
What is it in particular that you like about Yellowstone
so much?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Clan it's guys riding horses, cowboys of course.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, Look, I didn't I don't think we had to ask.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Were you quite upset to learn that this season the
fifth season, Part two that's about to come out, is
going to be the final season for Yellowstone.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah, well I have heard though, there's one coming with
Matthew McConaughey in it, So he's gonna headline it.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Is she breaking the news to us?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think she's I think she's I think she's just
I think she's gazumped us. Hey, you pretend that you
don't know that for a sec.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, ready, let's this isn't live. So let's just go
back and you.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Pretend when I tell you, Hey, mum, apparently there's reports
out today they're going to make a sixth season of Yellowstone.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh my, really.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Perfect, we'll just cut that in there.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
You're not gonna you're not going to believe that's not
you know how they lost Kevin Costner, how he's subbing out, Well.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
How could anyone replace him? There's no one that can
replace Kevin Costner. Let's let's be real.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Get the rumor is they're going to replace him with
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Oh maybe there is someone that.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
She's a natural, isn't she She's that good? Well, actually
you know who. The other rumor is that they're going
to replace Kevin Costner with.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
What big stay?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
No, Russell Crowe?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh really no, what are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Be bad?

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Fit? H Hugh Jackman, Oh huge Jackman in chaps would
be pretty good.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Let's just rally off all the men that we think
makes my mum.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
There's a chance they're going to get Pierce Brosnan to
be in yellow.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
She's no, I like you?

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
What about what about Barry Gibb.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Poor old Barry would barely hang on to the horse.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
What about what about Idris Elba?

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, on a horse would be good? With a gun?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Oh my god, I reckon he'd have the biggest gun
out of all.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Okay, that's enough, let's wrap around no stereotype enough, that's enough.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You don't talk about my indres elbow like that. Thank
you bone? That is shocking.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Oh no, I love.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
The show and I think any prequels.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Or yeah, we can get Can I just say, Kevin Costa,
you whack a mustache on?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
That guy looks a lot like Big Steve.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
No, it looks like his brother. But I'm not too
happy about that.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
About Steve's brother.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yes, my dad's brother doesn't have a mustache, and they
look like there you go.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
He has to keep that mustache. So you know which
one's work. I don't think it. So you know who
you're kissing in the dark, I don't think she is.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Actually which is? Which are those two?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I thanks thanks for the breaking news that we were
going to break to you remember day.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
We appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well up, yeah, yeah, I feel like I feel like,
you know, news of Yellowstone is like a rash to
my mum, Like it just moth to a flame, like
breast spreads real quick.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Well, they have to be really careful because I mean
they've had you know, Harrison Sword, Tim McGraw, you know
Gen Powell.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Ye, well yeah, Bryan Gosling, Yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well there you go.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Think thanks, Mammy Die, We appreciate it. My mom our
very steamy question that we want to ask this afternoon
is what's the TV show that gets your mum or
hot under the collar?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
What's the what's the TV show or the movie or
the movie that sends your mum into a spin or.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
The star who's your mom's like? Oh that, I'll put
one out there. We're watching it at the moment, and
everyone I've talked to has just said, my mom loves
that show Outlander. Die, You're into Outlander, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Mum? Now she's gone off for some alone time. She's
gone to call us after Mum, she heard us say it.
She came back when I said Outlands. How do you
feel about Outlander?

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh my god, Jamie can add spice to anybody's life.
I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's like a bit of ki Yenne Pepper, all.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Right and all I know that show's taught me what's
underneath the kilk?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Nothing and everything? What's your mum's show? What's the show
that gets your mum's juices flowing? One hundred dollars in
where you can text nine six nine.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Please please don't ever say your mom's juice is flowing
when I'm in the room again.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Though?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That was no, don't point at that area, I.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Mean blood pumping, don't point there. What's mum's show that's appropriate?
What's mom's special show?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
And the restless?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
What's the show that really gets your mum hot under
the collar. We just tried to break the news to
Mama Died that Yellowstone's making a comeback.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
She already knew, She.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Already knew, she already knew who was the rumored replacement
for what's his name Kevin cost She was all over it.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Her mummy senses were tingling. They sure moms love a
show though they have their shows, and we want to
know what is it for your mom? Malia is caught up. Hi, Malia,
I'm Malia.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What's the show that your mum really loves?

Speaker 10 (21:34):
The rookie?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
People are loving that producer Ellen, the rookie.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
You were saying, your mom loves the rookie as well?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Ella, Oh doesn't she?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
She actually paused on one of the episodes and quite
fancied the sergeant Sergeant Gray, you handsome men, is.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
That what your mom likes? Malia? Is the sergeant?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
She likes?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Sargeant's Yeah? Okay, wait, I need.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
To It's such a lovely show.

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Everyone watch it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Thank you, Malia. We're putting these.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
We put these through the Muma di filter to a
lot of people texting in to say their mums can't
get enough of Sons of Anarchy.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Holy Toledo.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Tim Bradford, Hello, God, like I was saying yesterday, anyone
in the police outfit.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Is that the rookie? I'm questioning a few things. Hate.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Did your mum like Sons of Anarchy. You were busy
frothing while I was asking you a question. I just
go off to another world. It's just that uniform Sons
of Anarchy. My mom loves that show.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Jax or Brax or something.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, one of the main one and the goy.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah. Yeah, she's all over it.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
This person wants to be anonymous, I imagine, to protect
their mum more than anything.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
But they're here high anonymous hig Anonymous, Hello, Hello, what's
mum's show? Anonymous? That gets all steamed up?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
It's Bridgerton. I mean it's a pretty common on these days,
I feel alike.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
But she just loves it. Is it quite steamy? The
old Bridgeton?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I mean it's pretty terrible when she tries to talk
about it with my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, terrible, terrible for you, great for them, I imagine.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Both love it.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
But I'm just saying they're like, why why are you
talking about.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Episodes? Is loud and clear? Anonymous, loud to clear, Thank
you very much. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Someone else has texted and said, my mum cannot get
enough of theo James and the Gentleman the James have
you seen.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
The Gentleman yet? No, not the TV series, not the movie.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Are you talking about the guy that's also indivergent? He's in,
He's in, He's in white Lotus.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, I know who the I know the guy, James
franco esque. Someone else said, my mum Sue loves rugby
league games. So does my mum, and she loves certain
players more than others.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
We're asking, what's your mum's show that gets here all
steamed on.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
A lot of people texting through about anything Tom Selik related.
Vintage Mum and my mom Vintage Mum, big fan.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Of Tom Selick.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
She even said to me when she recently started watching Friends,
she goes, what season is the.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
One Tom selicks and I'm going to watch that first?
Not a TV show.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
But someone else's texted and said, my mum loves Michael
Bolton still and always.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
When in the.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Flowing locks, the white shirt that was unbuttoned just with
one button left.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
He's very Mills and Boom. He is a My mum
has a real thing for Vin Diesels. She's seen all
the Fast and Furious movies.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's my favorite. That's so good.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I think my favorite text of all is my mum's dead,
But I know Bridgington would have been right up her alley.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
She's probably watching it in a better place somewhere, totally
still getting hot under the collar.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
They got Netflix in Heaven? Hell yeah, I hope they do. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Thanks for your texts about your mum's shows. We appreciate them.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Free and Clint, once upon a time there was a girl.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
But picking a movie title based on just the plot
line that she can do? Three and clintse what's the
plot it's.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
The ultimate movie guessing game where you've got to beat
Brie at guessing movies as quickly as you can. Today
to take you on, Dave is stepping up? Good a
Dave hy Dave.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
You good, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
What would you say your specialty category is when it
comes to movies actional sports, actional sports movies? Well, what
would you say? Yours is?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Bree?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I feel like I am quite the I dabble in,
but I would say anything that's based on a true
story or sport, okay or aman to comedy sport would
have been a good option today.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
But it's not that today because there are two astronauts
stuck in space.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
We're doing space movies.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh okay, yeah, quite like a space movie.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
How do you feel about that, Dave? Yeah, not too bad,
not too bad. Okay. Here's how it works.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I'll start list reading out plot lines to popular movies.
As soon as you think you know what it is,
you yell out your name.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
To have a guess. If you get it right, you
get a point.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
If you get it wrong, the other person gets a
free guess, and the first person to give me two
correct movies wins.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
What's the plot? All right? Good luck? Dave? Good luck, Dave, Good.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Luck, Bree two hundred dollars on the line, movie plot
number one. In the distant future, humans travel to other
planet colonies for a better life. The journey starts for decades.
The journey lasts for decades, so the passengers bree.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
The passengers passengers lock in. Passengers passengers.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Jennifer Lawrence, it's correct. Have you seen it? Dave?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
They're stuck in the ship.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
And they go into the pods and they put them
into sleep for like ninety years.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It's such a good film. I heard it wasn't very good.
I liked it. Well, I've never seen it, so he's
got what's his name in it?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
The guy that's in Jurassic World, one of the Chriss's christ.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's the one. Yeah, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Unfortunately that was not worth a point, but good call, Dave.
Here comes movie number two. You need this one, Dave
Space Movies. A brilliant and gifted young man born into
a great destiny beyond his understanding must travel to a
dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Into Stellar, Into Stellar is incorrect? Worth a shot, free guest, Dave.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
The Martian.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The Martian is incorrect. I love that film, though, David,
I keeps doing the correct thing. You're both wrong, Matt Damon.
It's classic.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Our hero must travel to a dangerous planet in the
universe to ensure the future of his family and his
people after he is troubled by visions of a dark
future as malevolent forces explode into conflict.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Over the planet's exclusive supply.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Dave ed Estra ed Estra with Brad pet Yeah, brief,
free guess otherwise we'll move on.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Mmm, No, I don't know, June. Oh yeah, I fell
asleep in that movie or Dune. However, you want to say.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
One of the worst movies I've seen in cinema. Not
gonna lie, but it's got Timothy Shimal so boring. And
I love Zendaiya, but I couldn't follow it. Not smart enough.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Movie number three, three Brilliant Women working for Nanca Bree
Hidden for Hidden Figures is correct.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Watched it last week. She can't be beat today, Dave.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
But we've got fifty KFC chicken dollars as a consolation
prize for you.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Playing, Dave. That's the space round.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Hidden Figures one of my all time favorite films ever,
based on a true story about strong, intelligent, incredible women.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Worth a watch. The next one is going to be Wally.
Have you seen that? I love that movie with a
little robot so cute, Free Clint.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I saw this Instagram reel today which asked the question
if band names were literal, what would be the worst
concert that you could attend? For example, Weezer, which would
just be a bunch of asthmetic people struggling to breathe. Yeah,
if the band name described what the show was going
to be, what are the worst shows you could attend?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Counting Crows Counting Crows would be horrible. Wouldn't be great?
The Strokes wouldn't be a great show. No.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Five Seconds of Summer would be a very very short
concerts so short?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Anthrax in thras Yep, that'd be a shocking show, as
would the Six Pistols.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
The Baby would be a weird show.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, a baby, you know it would be a fun show.
The Backstreet Boys, that'd be a bit of fun.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Twenty one pilots, especially if none of the pilots knew
how to play any instruments.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, just twenty one pilot stage.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
The Black Eyed Peas would just be a bunch of
ligums on the stage.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, that'd be weird, wouldn't it. Spice Girls? What would
the Spice Girls be? Just a bunch of show girls?
Would like cardamom and yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Like a bunch of girlfriend know how to use their spices.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
The Offspring is just someone else's kid running around on
the stage.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Someone just ticks through. The Beatles loll.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
The Beatles would be an awful show, especiallyf we don't
like show. Oasis would be a great show, wouldn't I.
Oasis isn't real?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, that's a mirage. Oh, that's a mirage.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You think of a mirage which shows you a fake oasis.
An actual oasis would be delightful. Massive Attack would be
a pretty bad show.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, this is such a good one. On the text
puddle of mud. Puddle of mud be a terrible show,
a horrible show. Rage against the Machine.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Someone said it would just be a bunch of guys
yelling at a microwave.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I wouldn't mind that. It would be quite interesting. Or
a bunch of people hitting a microwave.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That'd be quite fun.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
This could be a good show, depending on what you're into.
The b and naked ladies.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, yeah, somebody else said the Rolling Stones. Oh so
someone said the Scissor Sister.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Again, depends what you're into, doesn't it. Imagine dragons as
just ten thousand people.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Wait, wait, go back, Yeah, the Scissor Sisters, sisters cutting
stuff with a bunch of scissors.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Or or like, which one is it?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Well?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I guess you don't find out until you get to
you get there. Yeah, do you take the chance, do
you go anywhere anyway?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Biscuit would be awful.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Olymp Biscuit would be awful, if you know, you know,
Mega Death sounds like a terrible show to attend. Split
Ends doesn't sound like something you want to go to.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I know you want to stay away from Split Ends.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Meat Loaf sounds like a good concert. Nah, No, you're
not into meatloaf. Ya you're not into me loath?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Absolutely not. Were you raised in the nineties?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Were you raised in the nineties. If you were, you
should also hate meat loaf.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Maybe I've got Stockholm syndrome about meat loaf. Do you
actually like meatloaf? I think I like meatloaf. It's very
nostalgal ja like, would you ever say to my wife,
make some meat loaf?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, no, exactly, exactly. So, oh, this is a good one.
Crowded house.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Crowded house, which is basically any concert, isn't it pretty
much panic at the disco?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, you don't want to be panicking at the disco.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
And this is a real band. We're not making this up.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
There is a band called the Butthole Surfers, so.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Show keep that in mind. Sabrina comings a great show.
Sabrina carp here putting together a flat pack and ancient
and when I say ancient, three thousand and five hundred
year old jar has been smashed to pieces after a

(33:28):
five year old boy accidentally knocked it over during a
museum visit. Oh, that is trauma that will last for
the rest of that kid's life.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Do you think the kid cares? I reckon. With how
much of a big deal it would have been, you
would care.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Isn't it incredible that a jar can last three thousand,
five hundred years but it can't survive one five year old?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I know?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
So these are the details, right, They reckon the artifact.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
The artifact dates back to the Bronze Age, which is
between twenty two hundred and fifteen hundred BC, and was
considered an extremely rare find as it was so intact
right like, it was so all there yea, and not
pieces broken off of it, so it was super rare.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
They reckon.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
The jar would have been used to carry like wine
or olive oil, and it had been on display near
the entrance of this particular museum in Israel, and they
did not have any protective glass surrounding it.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
That is their fault. That is not the five year
old's fault. That is the museum's fault.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
When the museum was asked why, they said that this
particular museum believes that there's a special charm in showcasing
these amazing things without obstructions.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Of course there is which Absolutely I'd love to be
able to get up close and touch the mona lease, Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Would be great.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
And they also have said that they're not going to
press any charges or make them pay for anything because
they realize that, you know, when you don't have things
behind glass, that accidents can happen. And despite this incident,
they will continue this tradition at this museum.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh, they haven't learned their lesson. No, they're saying they
will continue to have things on display if they don't care.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I'd be mortified if that was my child, Like I
get accident, I would be oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's a funny one because you can't discourage kids from
going to the museum. That's who you want going to
the museum.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Apparently the kid grabbed it and pulled it. Yeah, yeah,
they do that, especially boys. They'll do that.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Even if they did, even if they did want to
hold the parents accountable.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
But how much do you charge the parents?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Well, do you charge for a three thousand, five hundred
year old jar?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
You can't because you can't replace it. You can't replace it. No,
Like if you say, okay, the finer is fifteen thousand dollars,
are you going to go out and buy a new one?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
We can't. You can't.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You know what, you know what you can charge for
the cost to repair it and restore it.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Take it to that show the repair Shop on TV one.
They love this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I bet they could do this kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
The guy in the cheese cut it. This is his milk,
this is this.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Is his jam. He doesn't every other wise it's bread
and butter. Yeah. Did you ever destroy anything when you
were a kid?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
We were always really well behaved, Like we knew not
to touch things that weren't our like that was drilled
into us from a young age.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You talk about trauma, and I think you're right. Actually,
I've just flashed back to a memory of mine where
I was at my free Kirsten Murray's house, and I
opened the garage door too quickly and it knocked like
not quite a conch, but like a big seashell thing
that they had on a shelf, and the shit off
hit the concrete and smashed, and I burst into tears

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and ran all the way home crying because I was like,
I've destroyed it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I've destroyed it.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I can never go back to my house and I
can never go back there to my friend's house.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's just a shellbro, my life is over.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's not like I kicked a soccer ball into their
big screen TV or something.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Then you really wouldn't have not been invited back. Kids
do this though. Kids destroy things. Things happen, Accidents happen.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
So we want to know what did you destroy when
you were a kid?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, what did you break as a kid and you've
got trauma where you can remember vividly, like just being
absolutely rinse for it.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Did they charge your parents for it?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Did you maybe it was your parents? Maybe you damage
your dad's car.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Know you've done something where you've kicked a ball and
it's went.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I know a guy whose kid tried to clean his
car with a rock stuck his dad, like cleaning the
car with the sponge, but he didn't know that the
sponge was soft, so when he got a big rock
and he was cleaning the side of.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
His dad cart rock.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
There's a five year old who's making the news around
the world at the moment for breaking a three thousand,
five hundred year old vas jug kind of pot thing.
It's an artifact, it was in a museum. He's went
to try and have a look what was inside it.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
He's pulled it over, smashed everywhere. What was inside it?
Nothing even worse, a big fat nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Mum gets mad enough when you smash her vas from Kmart.
The museum would get if you smashed their three thousand,
five hundred year old VARs and camar.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
The museum has handled it really well, can I say.
Apparently they were like, look, we don't want to it's
not your fault. We don't want to make you pay
any money. And then they offered that the kid come
back and do another tour.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh that's nice, yeah, which.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Is really nice, but it'll be underguard. I mean if
it was me, I'd bear that kid for life.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
We want to know what did you destroy when you
were a kid? Lindy's here, Hi, Lindy, Hi Lindy.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Hi guys what did you destroy? Lindy.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
So, my dad used to work at a brick factory
in South Africa and they had a golf cut to
kind of get around. Yeah, and so as a ten
year old. I was driving around and they have like
piles of sand glass everywhere, sand like bricks.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah yeah, is it soft? No, it's like it's fine
sand that you make concrete, were they? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Yeah, So there was that. And I was driving the
golf cart around by myself, and I got spooked and
I crashed the golf cut into one of the piles
of tin, and they completely toddled the golf cart.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
How did you tell your dad?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
He was more worried about if I was okay then.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
But you know, deep down he was furious at you.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yes, of course, you've got to pretend to not be
okay so that Dad can't get angry, because as soon
as he knows that you're okay.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Broke the leg, can't get angry. Broke the leg.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Someone else tacks in and said, it's not something that
I broke per se. But when I was a kid,
I carved my sister's name into an antique side table.
Mum was very unhappy, but hey, I didn't get a blame.
Wasn't my name on the side table.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
You're a villain and I love it. Villain energy. Jamie's here, Hi, Jamie,
Hi Jamie.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Hey guys, what did you destroy as a kid, Jamie,
I remember this so vividly, so much trauma attached. I
was at a peach shop with my mum and my
brother and I was looking at the little mouse cages right,
and I knocked went off the shelf and it broke,
and my mum was assuming and the who worked there

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and made us pay.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
For it for the cage.

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Yeah, do you remember. I think it was like it
must have been around fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh, that's quite expensive.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
And we we were.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
You know, we were.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Not a well off working family.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I can tell because you were at the free zoo
aka the picture. Do you kids want to go to
the zoo and see some mice?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Don't have that kind of money just to throw around
your poor things.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Something else six them and said I flooded my primary
school and blew up a microwave.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Well, that sounds like it was on purpose that stuff.
Someone else text her and said, I didn't break something.
But when I was about seven or eight, I took
my recently past nana's sapphire and diamond ring out of
the china cabinet.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It hadn't been it had been left to my sister
in the will.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
I shoved it down my knickers to take it to
the fret, to take it to a friend's house to
show her. I lost it somewhere out playing outside at
my friends. A few days later, Mum noticed it was
missing and my sister got the blame. I had to
tell them what happened. I've never lived it down. Oh
my god, shoved the ring down your nickers.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
We've all done that. I shoved one of the what
do you got? What did you go? We called them
a so fresh CD in Australia. Oh now that's what
I call music.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Now, that's what I call music. That kind of ceed.
My sister got it for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
You stuved the CD down your.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
D and I shoved it down the back of my
pants because I was so ropable because I wanted it.
And then I ran up to the shed because obviously
we lived on farm, ran up to the shed and
I hit it up there, up where up in the shed,
right up.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
In the shed. And then eventually I had to come
clean and my mum.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Goes show me where it is, and I had to
walk her up to the shed and show her my hiding.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Sport and how'd you get it here?

Speaker 12 (42:50):
She was ropable.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
But my sister was you put this back in your
undies and you take it back to your sister now.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Someone else said, when I was seven years old, I
signed every page of my Mum's a sport.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Not good, that's funny, that's personalized. My sister washed the
bonnet of Dad's car with a wire bristle brush and
bits of gravel when she was three.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, you would have got it's an absolute spray. Someone
else said, I killed my cousin's ten year old goldfish,
and there's ten years old.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Had a good run. Oh I thought, ten year old cousin?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
What I killed my cousin's ten year year old goldfish?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh wow? How long did goldfish live for? Great quistion?
No idea, I'll google it. Ceci's here, CEC. What did
you break when you were a kid.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Growing man's ball?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh? Wait, you broke a man's balls?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Oh no, I know how bad that sounds, but hit
me out.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
So he had a packet of mellow puffs. I was
probably about sevens I.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Was about to say it was Buck Shelford. Sorry if
you're listening, friend of the show. A sorry, says he
back to the.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Balls, and I wanted one for my sister, but my
sister wasn't there, and I.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Insisted, like, no, I want watch my noo because she's
not he actually doesn't get one. And I wasn't taking
that for an answers. And because he was at the
right house, I punched a right square there.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
He started crying right in the bread basket. Yep.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I ran away, and my family were looking for me
for a good an hour thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
You punched a man in the mellow puffs for a
mellow puff.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, you must have quite a jab on your CC
what path?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I don't know. He could have just been a complete one.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah? What did he do? Did he double over in pain?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
He started crying? I'm not sure. I will always lividly
remember this because he started crying.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Made him cry so much trouble. You made a moment
grown men?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
How old were youven around him?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
Light?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
You go?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, I reckon, there's a tipping point. I feel like
I could take a punch in the balls from my
fire year old. I don't reckon I could take one
from a seven or eight year old. You know, I'm
not keen to find out, But you reckon?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
How about how about see if you can take one
from CC now unless she's older for a better let's
make that happen.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
CC, you win that you were That was nice, well.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Done.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
If we were just talking before about the things you
destroyed as a child, this is a bit different. But
someone texts him to say, when I was four years old,
I washed the family German shepherd with cooking oil.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh no, that would have ruined the dog's coat.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I can't try to recap with the dog. Would have
loved it or hated it. I hated it, hated it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, it would have been so loyal to you, though
it would have just been like, I'll take it. This kid,
do what I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
What about the kid who said his brother's damped the
car dashboard with the cigarette lighter.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I did that. I did that in the backseat of
our van. Our van. Probably it was a bit crappy,
but I.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Didn't tell anyone because only could send in the backseats.
I didn't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Imagine front dash of the car nineties.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Though Siggy later in the backseat of the van for
the passengers so they can have.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Siggi's on the back seat. It's quite interesting when you
see this the light is still in the car.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yah, yeah, yeah, this is the birthday banger? Is the
number one song on your sixteenth birthday? Graham's going first?
Good day, Graham by Graham.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Now, Graham, I have been told that today is your
thirty seventh wedding anniversary.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Is that right?

Speaker 10 (46:40):
And it's correct?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
That's very cute, And you've called up to celebrate that
by wanting to do the birthday banger for the day
you got married.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Please, Oh, very cute.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Okay, So we've got the exact date here. You were
married on the twenty ninth of August, so today, but
back in nineteen eighty seven, and this was number one
on that day.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
So this is the song that was number one on
the day you got married. It's quite fitting, actually.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Graham, Isn't that That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
You never gave them up? What are you doing for
your winning anniversary?

Speaker 10 (47:25):
Planning to go to lone Star tonight?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
What do you get at lone Star? Graham? Surf and turf?
I herd's not bare like the Dixie Ye all right,
thanks Graham. Wait there could be when.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I let's go to Elizabeth Taylor. Hundred dollars at hy
Elizabeth Taylor Taylor.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Real name, that is my real name felt the same too, Really.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
How many times have you been married? Get out of here?
Have you actually?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I am it's in the name. Do you look at
anything in my name, the real Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
If I died, my hear black and the old Cleo Petra.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yes, maybe a little bit amazing.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Hey have you ever been approached by the skinny people
for the skinny ads? No, you know where they be.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm Elizabeth.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I'm Elizabeth Taylor from Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Well, hey, if they hear this, they might be in touch.
Elizabeth Taylor the New Zealand version, What is your birthday?

Speaker 5 (48:30):
My birthday is.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
The ellivant of the first nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Right, That means you are sixteen in the year two
thousand and on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
This was at the top.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Then that.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Spy Elizabeth pretty good.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
The song song. I mean this, I mean this in
a nice way. You've clocked up a decent amount of
marriages for a young bird, Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Marriage in your forties.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
You've got plenty of time left to get to the
eighth that the official Elizabeth Taylor got to.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
You know, well, she knows she's seven because she married
a second one of your husbands twice.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
That doesn't care. Are you married currently?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah? I am married currently.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, but he's never felt less secure.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, we're going to do Kim's birthday banker.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Hi, Hi, Kim, Hi, here you go, good thing? You
has your day being? Kim?

Speaker 12 (49:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Good, yep?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Just does he on the phone?

Speaker 9 (49:30):
Well?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Lovely?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
What kind of farmion with Derick Summers? Of course? Whereabouts
in the country?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Uh, Murchison, Murchison lovely, beautiful?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
All right, Kim? What is your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Fifteenth of the second, nineteen eighty.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Four, right, that means you were sixteen the year two
thousand as well. But this is your birthday banks.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
What a ripper. That's a great one.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You like a bit of Christina Aguilera kid, Yeah, and
then when you turn to eighteen, she would have been
in a dirty era as well.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Tina should be much more appropriate for you. I'm voting
for that. I'm voting for that song.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, me too, Kim.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I'm going with you, Kim from Murchison, You're the winner
at berth there being. Congratulations, Thank you, thanks for calling
and appreciate your listening. Brian Clint, He's Christina Aguilera from
the year two.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Thousand, Forgiving Me Brian Clint, Brian Clint, that's the winner.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
There banging today from Christina Aguilera from the year two thousand,
What a Girl Wants. Bree keeps showing me Instagram videos
of how good Christina Aguilera looks at the moment.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Guys, if you haven't seen it, I don't know what
the hell this woman has done, but she is aging backwards.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I think she looks I think, how long would she be?
Forty two?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I reckon Tina Aguilera age forty three?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I reckon she looks thirty three at the most. At
the most.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
People talk about Kim Kardashian as being sort of the
benchmark for good plastic surgery, the saying Christina Aguileras is better.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I think she's overtaken.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I don't know what she has had done, or what
lotions and potions, or what work she's had done, but
it's all good stuff and just she looks like she's
in her prime.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
It's quite scary. It kind of does something weird to
your brain when you look at it, because she shouldn't
be able to look like that as a person who
has aged like everybody else does.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, as we do. And we saw her age, we
saw her.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
She's looked different over her career, but now she looks
like vintage Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I think it's the best she's ever looked.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
She looks like she did on the Kenny Man.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
To her, Yeah, which is like pete Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
It's mental.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Go onto her Instagram or her TikTok and have a
look for yourself.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
See what do you think. But she looks phenomenal. I'm
not sure if you know.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
And I had don't mean to panic you, but Father's
Day is on Sunday, This Sunday, This Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Father's Days on Sunday. You haven't exactly this Sunday. You
haven't run out of time yet.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Is the first Sunday in September though, that's how you
remember it, which means it's also the anniversary of the
greatest piece of New Zealand radio of all time.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Reverse trivia answer Tonight Sunday, what do you reckon? The
question might be Father's Day?

Speaker 7 (52:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
What? What about father? Father's Day is on Sunday? Yeah,
but what's the question?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Oh no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's so good, so the gift that keeps on giving.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
So to celebrate, we are calling different businesses to play
the Surprise game.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Show and to ask them if the answer is Sunday,
what would the question be? If they say anything about
Father's Day? Making it easy, they win fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Only problem is they don't know that we're calling to
play the surprise game show.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
That's why it's a surprise. That's the whole point.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Today we'll call somewhere that Dad's love. Today we're going
to call a bowling Ellie, Dad's love bowling. They love bowling,
So surely this is a sitter.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Hi, who's this that I'm speaking with?

Speaker 9 (53:24):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Who is this? Daniel?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Daniel? Are you ready to play the Surprise game show?
The game show? Yeah, Daniel, you want to win some KFC.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
KFC.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
You win some free KFC. You just have to answer
one question.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yes, okay. It's kind of like a reverse question. If
the answer is Sunday, what might the question be.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Sunday? Yeah, if the answer was Sunday, what would the
question be? We would I shouldn't be the answered be Sunday.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What's the question if the answer is Sunday, what's the question,
what is the day up tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I mean, you're getting think and think about. We'll give
you a hint. What's happening this Sunday? What happened this Sunday?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
What happening this Sunday? What's happening on this Sunday? Daniel?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
What's happening this Sunday?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
What's happening Sunday?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Something for Dad's maybe this Sunday. So if the answer
is Sunday, what might the question be?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, what when is the Father's Day?

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Y'all a Lea's come through in the end, and you've
won some KFC.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Well done, We're going to give you fifty KFC chicken dollars. Daniel.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Congratulations, Okay, thank you, You're very welcome.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Hold the line.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Okay, okay, okay. That was dangerously close to recreating the
original call, but he came.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Through in the end. He was so cute.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I love Daniel fel I was thinking about something the
other day, and I've come up with a bit of
a question that I want to put to the whole team,
and everyone listening can also answer this question. Okay, but
I feel like it's going to tell us quite a

(55:29):
lot about people.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Oh, like a personality test maybe or maybe not.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Maybe it's just they have their reasons and that's it.
So here's the question, producers, Are you ready to answer it?
So my question is, so picture this. Let's say we're
all sixty years old. Okay, we're sixty, all of us
sixty years old? Would you rather at sixty someone comes
up to you and they say, I'm going to give

(55:56):
you thirty million dollars right now. Yeah, I will, minus
thirty years off your life.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Doesn't make you thirty again?

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Yes, there's a lot of factors in that.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Is that, yes, thirty million, I have ought to be
thirty years old again.

Speaker 11 (56:15):
But my kids will they be thirty years younger.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
So everyone else stays the same.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
So I might be the same age as my kids. Yes,
so that because they'd be in their thirties and i'd
be thirty. Yes, ooh that's pretty good. Am I healthy
at sixty?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah? You're in pretty good?

Speaker 10 (56:32):
Nick?

Speaker 11 (56:32):
Are my knees?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Okay? My back? Yep, everything's in pretty You're in pretty
good working order.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
But at best you've probably got twenty years left. We're
not at.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Best, but not at best, you've got forty ye no way.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
People will make it to one hundred. Not these days,
very pew. People will make it to ninety. A lot
of women make it to ninety. We're thirty, okay, okay,
you've got you've got a round. You've got a round
twenty years left.

Speaker 11 (56:58):
Yeah, thirty, and you could have I'm going to take
the money.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Do I keep my like so I'm sixty, Yeah, I
probably paid my house off. Do I keep my assets?
I do a Nothing about my life changes, just my age.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
So I'm a thirty year old with a paid off house.
I'm trying to think of what I could do instead
of giving the thirty million dollars. I'm going back to thirty.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Oh no, and you're going to stay with your wife
who's sixty. Yeah I am. Yeah. I wish I could
believe I'd get to be thirty as well. That was
the deal.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
No one else's age changes, Yeah, just your own.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to thirty, produce its.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I'm sixty and rich. Same. Really this is a complete
role reversal.

Speaker 11 (57:45):
Yeah, this is this is weird.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I'd love to be thirty.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I'd love to be my kid's age, and I'd love
to be young enough to see their kids and their kids' kids,
So I reckon that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Oh you're bit over by then, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
You're like, oh yeah, my grandchildren, awesome grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
None of us, how related are we? None of us
have been sixty though as well. That's the we're not
thinking about. I've heard that being old sucks, like physically
it sucks.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I'd love to.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I might ask my mum this question actually tonight when
I see her. Put it on good put it on
my Instagram if anyone's interested, because she just turned sixty five,
sixty six somewhere around there, so should be thirty six,
and I'll put our age. I'll put the same question
to her.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, do that. Yeah, see what she says. I know
what she'll say.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
She'll say, she'll say, take me back to thirty thirty five, yeah,
straight away.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
And then ask you the same question you asked me.
Is she's staying with Steve?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I bet dad would want to stay with her.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Producer Ella joins us.

Speaker 11 (58:51):
Hi, Ella, Hey, guys, do you like kissing?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I watched a video recently that said men live longer
if their wives give them a six second kiss goodbye.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Each day. I saw that have you seen that one way? Well? Wait,
we are you ready? This is six seconds to.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
See I'm done?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Six too long. I don't worry.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
My wife's not into it either, but I keep saying
to her, do you want me to die early? And
she goes at the moment I do.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
We'll discuss that if here.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
But you're going to tell us why people kiss? Yes?

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Yes, so the reason why I asked that not to
be creepy, but I've been thinking about it. It came
up on my TikTok. Why do we kiss? It's actually
a really weird thing.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I truly think this all the time, like when you
really think about what is actually happening, where one person
is pressing a part of their body into.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Your theies weirdest part of their face.

Speaker 11 (59:51):
And yeah, are.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
We the only species that kiss?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yes? Are we? Dogs kiss?

Speaker 7 (59:58):
They kiss in different ways we kissed for like romance,
for passion and romantic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
My dogs kiss each other. Do they yea in a relationship? No? Y,
they could be, but the sisters so that would be
insists and some fine do it where you're from.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
But yeah, there's also animals biologically that do it as well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
He's kiss I wonder, Yeah, I'll google, let you k
you keep going.

Speaker 11 (01:00:29):
So the short answer is, we actually don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
However, there's a lot of research that's been done on kissing.
We have a piece of audio here that we can
learn from.

Speaker 12 (01:00:38):
There's always been this massive debate about why did we
evolve kissing because some primates kiss, but they don't do
it consistently. Some theories have been evolved in mums and
children sort of pass masticated food. Maybe it is something
to do with getting closer to people and smelling them.
Some people think it's something to do with testing the
health of the person, tasting the health of the other person.
Some people say, yeah, it's just a really good bonding thing.

(01:00:58):
Your lips have got lots of nerve ending. But nobody
actually knows the answers to why we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Kiss and tasting the other human. No thing. You are,
that's what you're doing. You are.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
Yeah, literally, psychologically that big word. It's a good indicator
of whether you like, find them attractive, and whether you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Want to do more. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, yeah, I'm about to say something, and you guys
tell me if you know what I'm talking about. When
I say someone has sick mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, yeah, do you know what I'm talking about? Cold source?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
They've just done no, no, no cold, they have a cold,
they're sick. There's a certain smell or vibe or taste. No,
I'm talking about when someone is actually like sick, like unwell,
like they've got the flu or they've got a you know,
like head cold or something, and we call it in

(01:01:55):
our family, we call it sick mouth. I'm like, I
can smell the sickness from your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I've never I've never noticed it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
But if it is, it's not like that, but it
would be an evolutionary thing to prevent the sickness from spreading.
So that would be that would be biology's way of going,
do not kiss this person because they have germs that
will spread to you and you will get sick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Am I evolved because I can smell seer scientist, I
can I always.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I'm like, you've got sick mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
We need to get you at We need to get
you at an airport.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Be working alongside all the beagles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Perfect they're looking for drugs, you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
That is the end of our show. Done in dusted
for another day. I'm off to dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
God, you have got a full social calendar at the moment. Well,
because last night dinner and pons and be tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yes, when my mom's visiting, I like to put on
all the bells and whistles. Normally I would not go
out any school night of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
You said you're going to take your mum to k
Road on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Well, she said to me today, She's like, I don't
need a big night out. She had three drinks at
the Tones and I concert last night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That's a big night out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yeah, what did she you, Claudia, tell us what Mama
and I said to you at the Tones and Eye
concert last He.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me in, and
she said, I have to say, you look really hot
in that hat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
She had had three shows, are coming on to produce
a claud three drinks and she is literally anybody literally.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Anyone's I always say it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I liked it. Know that you didn't look Cordia did
look good at that bad Claudia, Claudia.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Cordia and a hate hot to go the sight to
behold it is doesn't wear Claudia, Claudia, where's the hat? Indeed,
have a great night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Everybody, do join us tomorrow. It's going to be a
great show. As well as all the usual Friday oki
and whatever. We're going to be doing everything we can
to raise money for the for Defital Day through the
A and Z donation station. And we're not just going
We're going to put on a show. It's a real
telethon Vibe tomorrow, celebrity guests, live performances, and maybe maybe

(01:04:08):
the revealing of our cheeky pictures that we talked.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Oh that's right, that's tomorrow. Okay, gart Wait what see
you then?

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
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