The Almost Experts Podcast

We’re back to our original setup (last week’s side quest was a NO) and today we’re officially Almost Experts in: Facebook Cash App birthday begging, Venmo stalking, Miami football heartbreak, Four Loko lore, dragging J.Lo, Gen Z behavior, and “Chinese TikTok” morning routines… all in one episode. 💅😂

In this episode:

• Facebook “it’s my birthday” payment handles + why it gives secondhand embarrassment

• The broke-era money mov...

What’s up, Almost Experts?! This week is a full-spectrum yap session — from trying (and failing) to learn the “I Love Miami” dance like we were born to be cheerleaders… to deep-diving pop star glow-ups, Lisa Frank nostalgia, and why being in full regalia means do not test me.

We get into Zara Larsson’s aesthetic era, celebrity competition, the Golden Globes, wigs, recession-blonde discourse, and why some male actors should’ve left ...

In this episode, we fully embrace the truth: we are not winter people, and we are no longer pretending to be. What starts with a wig being thrown away mid-event (along with a family heirloom, RIP) spirals quickly into lemon drop shots, champagne aesthetics, barefoot breakdowns, and a sledding trip that absolutely took us out for five business days.

We cover:

• Wearing wigs, losing wigs, and regretting lemon drop shots

• Snow sl...

🎉 Happy New Year’s Eve, besties! Welcome back to The Almost Experts — aka the group chat for women building full lives (and businesses) in real time.

In this episode, we’re doing the most chaotic NYE catch-up: talking resolutions we might keep, spiraling over an Oura Ring score like it’s a final exam, dreaming of being “book club women” (but also… when??), and debating whether we’re officially entering our recession blonde era.

Al...

We are The Almost Experts — and this episode is… exactly what you’d expect from us: unhinged, oddly heartfelt, and somehow productive.

We start with technical difficulties (because of course), then immediately pivot into: dead mom jacket lore (with a tissue in the pocket that will never be removed), being sick AGAIN, and our very serious TV take of the week: we do not want to watch ugly people have sex. Respectfully.

From there we ...

Welcome back to another unhinged meeting of The Almost Experts — where we confidently give expert opinions on things no one asked us to weigh in on. 💅✨

This week, we take on: • Accents (why do some make us feral and others make us unwell?) • Diddy (say less) • Girls named Megan & Sarah (you already know the vibe) • The things we didn’t get to because we talk too much • The gator test nobody should actually try

It’s chaotic. It...

In this episode, we’re wrapping up our Thankful Series by looking at how much can change in a year — in our careers, friendships, motherhood, grief, and how we see ourselves.

We kick things off with a Friday night catch-up from the Fusion Home Loans office (shoutout to our people 🥂), talk about “money-producing activities,” PTA burnout, kids’ school events, and what it’s like to work nonstop from wake-up to 9–10 p.m. Then in The S...

This week’s cozy chaos edition is coming to you from Sunday night brain-fog, walking pneumonia energy, kids yelling at bedtime, and possible ghost orbs floating through Morgan’s house. We talk NPC neighbors, the Sue Dillon “Marlboro Reds” voice, white rabbit TikTok symbolism, Orlando real estate magic, pop-culture drama (hi Ariana, hi Katy Perry, hi Hair by Chrissy), and why some people feel a little bit… soulless. 👀

But the heart...

TW: addiction 

This week, Morgan opens up about the lowest season of her life — the one that broke her and built her. From a series of bad decisions and total rock bottom to a new life rooted in faith, family, and purpose.

Nine years ago, she walked into treatment and started the climb back to real life.

In this episode: • When “manageable” isn’t • Living without direction and finding it again • The turning point that changed every...

It’s Giving Gratitude & Girlhood —We kick off our Thankful Series with Halloween chaos (spaghetti, candy economies, kid costumes), and we go deep on female friendships in our 30s: green flags, red flags, group dynamics, and why women need women. We also hit Love Is Blind s9, a black-tie wedding outfit fail (Doc Martens??), fall cozy faves (drinks, nails, boots, the Old Reliable Bra™), and hype for Wicked.

Chapters

• Cold ...

In this week’s episode of Almost Experts, Morgan and Natasha open the group chat to the ghosts of relationships past — the bad dates, toxic exes, and walking red flags that still haunt us. From cringe-worthy first dates to “what was I thinking?” relationships, the girls spill their own stories and swap listener horror tales that prove love can be scarier than any haunted house.

Of course, they end on a high note — with gratitude ...

In this episode of The Almost Experts, Morgan and Natasha are back with a new recording setup, fresh from Miami, and maybe still a little sun-drunk. 💅 They kick things off with a weekend recap full of wedding shenanigans, solo-time confessions, and garlic-related crimes before diving headfirst into what it’s really like trying to be taken seriously as women in male-dominated spaces.

From design to real estate to podcasting — the g...

Giving you a peek behind the curtain this week — the part where we’re tired, stretched thin, and still trying to hold it all together.

In this episode, Morgan and Natasha open up about burnout, boundaries, and what it actually looks like to keep showing up when you feel completely fried. From ghost stories in old schools to the chaos of daily routines, they balance humor and honesty while unpacking what burnout really feels like — ...

In this episode of The Almost Experts, Morgan and Natasha get real about grief — the kind that sneaks into your business, your brain, and your group chat. Between the tears and Taylor Swift theories, they open up about losing their parents, how they’re learning to cope, and why sometimes the best you can do is just keep showing up (with mascara stains and all). Of course, it’s not all heavy — they still manage to spiral about trave...

If you’ve ever felt guilty saying “no” (even when your calendar, your brain, and your soul were already maxed out) — this one’s for you.

In this episode of The Almost Experts, Morgan + Natasha get real about boundaries: why they matter, why they’re hard, and how to unapologetically protect your time when you’re balancing business, motherhood, marriage, and everything in between.

• How to spot when...

Welcome back to The Almost Experts — the group chat for women who are building full lives and businesses in real time. We’re Morgan + Natasha, your slightly chaotic, always honest besties who somehow juggle motherhood, marriage, and multiple ventures without totally losing it (well… most days).

This week, we’re diving into a question we get asked all the time: how do you stay organized when your life feels like a circus?

Spoiler: i...

In the debut episode of 'The Almost Experts,' hosts Morgan and Natasha invite listeners into their candid conversations as they start a new podcast venture. Broadcasting from a closet, the duo discusses their challenging week, including Natasha's car accident. They introduce themselves, sharing their backgrounds and the inception of their friendship, bonded over personal struggles and shared ambitions. They delve into their motivat...