Who's That Pokémon?
Working their way through the Pokédex in numerical order, two comedians meticulously debate the nuances of every single Pokemon. New episodes every Tuesday! LIVE SHOW TICKETS ON SALE NOW at bit.ly/wtplive! November 17th, 7:30pm, City Vineyard, New York City! Patreon: patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman @CapnBrielle Website: WTPokemon.com Theme Song and Select Interstitial Music by Collin Gossel!
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April 16, 2024 • 68 mins
WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary.
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April 9, 2024 • 61 mins
Dear Diary,
Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.
I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.
XOXO,
Sunflora
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Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.
I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.
XOXO,
Sunflora
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April 2, 2024 • 55 mins
In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood!
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March 26, 2024 • 67 mins
Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes.
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March 19, 2024 • 59 mins
DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together.
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In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.
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March 5, 2024 • 61 mins
You know how we tell teens “it gets better”? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. It’s Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokémon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do the iceless bucket challenge, and completely ream Lorde out for her Solar Power era. Strap in folks—your heroic hosts turn this garbage creature into a glorious episode.
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February 27, 2024 • 56 mins
QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy……
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February 20, 2024 • 77 mins
A true king doesn’t need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. It’s Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotionally, and differentiate between “wrong naked” and “right naked”. So grab a pint, sit at the king’s table, and let us tell you the good news of our King of Kings—the Jesus Frog Politoed!
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February 13, 2024 • 79 mins
Waterboard your rocks and peek behind that tree (no, not THAT tree, that’s a rock—yes it IS a rock, it just sneezed). It’s SUDOWOODO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give lectures about happy genitalia, call out murderous elderly populations and their poaching habits, and finally answer the age old question about whether or not you hear a tree fall in a forest (you do, and it’s DESPERATE for you to hear it).
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February 6, 2024 • 1 min
In this exciting episode, Brandon is ill!
Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)
Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)
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January 30, 2024 • 62 mins
Step right up and see Vegas’s latest magical attraction—it’s the underwhelming underwater bunny AZUMARILL (no refunds)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they embark on a discussion about if Pokémon can do interspecies mating, describe their ideal human evolution, and guess shapes dropped into water (ransom is due at midnight). Pop a Tide Pod in your mouth and grab an air balloon, it’s time to find out why ears are so tall! Really though...
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January 23, 2024 • 67 mins
He would die for our sins if he could just drown himself but sadly he is destined with immortality—it’s MARILL (aka Pikablu)! Embark on a tragic journey with Brielle and Brandon as they reenact The Devil Wears Prada, educate you on Jesus’s baby abs, and get starstruck by salad dressing. And if you ever feel like you’re drowning in jokes, just hold tight to your oily tail ball.
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January 16, 2024 • 67 mins
Rustle your petals and hold in your queefs—we’re doin’ a little dance for BELLOSSOM, baby! Brandon and Brielle pine for long lost dance movies, warn you against watching Dinotopia (but you actually HAVE to watch Dinotopia), and realize that sometimes growth means losing something rather than gaining it. But don’t worry, any solemn sentimentality is immediately replaced by more queef jokes. So give that hot hot sun a kiss and press ...
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January 9, 2024 • 64 mins
Are those flashing paparazzi lights on the red carpet? No, they’re AMPHAROS (Cate Blanchett)! Come ride this rollercoaster of an episode where you *might* get hit in the face by a goose: Brandon and Brielle infuse themselves with Spider-Man hand blood, dream of whipped cream hair, and ask hard hitting questions like “how old is Jacob Tremblay NOW?”. Buckle up sailors and fear not, you’re safe (and blinded) by this beloved protectiv...
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January 2, 2024 • 58 mins
The French are coming to behead us but FEAR NOT we have the thickest collar in all the land. We’re covering (but not the bottom half) FLAAFFY! Brandon and Brielle try on magical formal top hats, count how many Pokémon have fingers, and discover the true color of rubber. Break out your razor and say goodbye to any hair from the neck down—we’re going streaking, baby!
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December 26, 2023 • 60 mins
WAKE UP SHEEPLE. MAREEP IS HERE TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY. Give this episode a poke and find out who’s your REAL son-mom (it’s Brandon). Pop in those headphones (bonus points if they’re shaped like bee bodies) and tune into a movie executive’s dream scenario—Babe meets Transformers.
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December 19, 2023 • 53 mins
Your future unfolds before us. We see you listening to this episode and telling everyone you know to subscribe—oh wait, we’re just seeing a sandwich. Open your eyes and feel the burden of limitless wisdom, it’s the Xatu episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss if Now That’s What I Call Music CDs are a luxury, imagine Xatu on Pawn Stars, and uncover his hidden identity (he is Dr. Manhattan). Sabrina Carpenter if you’re listening, we hav...
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December 12, 2023 • 52 mins
Look into my eyes. Look deep. Okay wait stop don’t get too close. STOP IT OR I’M GONNA HOP AWAY. Brandon and Brielle ponder if clairvoyance is worth it, start the entire podcast over from episode one, and do the CLASSIC segment “Roll That Die!” where the only winner is violence (everyone knows this segment, we all love this segment). Set aside ten minutes for an X-Men explanation, and find a cozy berry branch. It’s the Natu episode...
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December 5, 2023 • 56 mins
Have you seen today’s Pokémon? If not, that means you’re a piece of shit! It’s the Togetic episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss whether or not animals can be pure of heart, ask important questions like when can princes kiss, and break down the Christian construct that is Santa Claus. Flap those rubber teeth wings and hover toward nice people only—this angel is ready to shower some joy dust (PCP)!
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