Let’s Get Bread

This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re talking about getting fired, the fantasy of quitting before you get laid off, and the very real dream of having enough money that employment becomes more of a fun suggestion than a requirement. If you are a future employer creeping on either of the hosts, this episode was recorded by AI bots. ENJOY!

Have you ever received critique? Ever been criticized? Then this week's for you! Sometimes a critique sticks, sometimes it's earned, and sometimes it's completely unfair. We dive in to figure out how to gracefully accept notes, how not to react when someone offers feedback, and give each other some less-than-helpful critiques.

This week the boys look back on their own and others' to wonder, hey, was that rude? Whether you're dealing with friends, roommates, lovers, or enemies, you can't just be rude all the time. We discuss who should be on time, when to ask permission, and get a little closer to helping the world be a better, kinder place. Start with the fork on the outside and work your way in!

This week the boys reconnect with an old flame. The one who got away. The one woman we've ever seen where we just knew: this girl has IT. And the dame in question is Jamie Wang! We discuss cultural differences, how bad American Chinese food is, comedy in your second language, New York, and the Immigrant Experience (TM). Now go on, be good boys and girls and follow her @jamiewangcomedy! Broaden your horizons!

Fellas, is it gay to have heroes? This week the boys dive into heroes. The worship, the disillusionment, and what happens when your heroes become the villain. (Lookin’ at you, Roseanne Barr.) Join us as we crack open a complicated topic and discover just what would REALLY turn Everett off from Azealia Banks permanently, and why it’s kind of ok to have a hero, just don’t be weird about it.

This week the boys ask: are the men lonely enough? What's happened to men, why are they, what drives them, and where were they on January 6th? We explore what it means to perform straightness, blurring the lines of seggsuality, who's more likely to do the dishes, how bad modern fashion has led to more crushes on straight men per capita than any other period before.

With Father's Day behind us, the boys talk fathers: who's got 'em, who's going to be one, and who regrets seeing Pulp Fiction at 10 years old. Hop in as we reminisce about driving milk trucks and maseratis, hockey practice and the war, and discuss who's crabby and why. 

The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices. 

You never get a second chance to make a first impression, and boy have the boys made some real bad first impressions over the years. We discuss first impressions of each other (gay, conventional, unfriendly) first dates, sets, and job interviews, and whether or not you really ought to put a lot of stock in your first impressions of people you might come to love or hate.

This week the boys dive into the mysterious and wonderful world of dames with certified dames expert, Nina Dicker! We discuss the female orgasm, flared bases, nickel allergies, and the one SIMPLE trick YOU can use to make YOUR dame bust! We go deep this week, and it may get a little sensual as we cover owning your pleasure, gendered power dynamics, and take a stab at the age old question: What IS squirt, anyway?

This week we go to a safe space. A sacred place. A lil resort town in the desert where you can go and be super, super gay, and maybe even take a dip in the pool without your swimming trunks. We talk naked pool parties, group secks etiquette, and the magic out there in the desert-- and you should go find some!

This week we go into the bugbears, the pet peeves, and the little things that make you want to take out a hatchet and start swinging. If your pet peeves are anything like ours, you probably also don't appreciate a dick pick with a meth pipe in the frame, or someone refusing to laugh at your jokes, tardiness, passenger princesses, or even Lucas's bad breath. Tune in to see how nevertheless, we persisted.

This week the boys confront the old scourge of homophobia. Listen in to find who carries more internalized homophobia and who inspires the most external homophobia! (Hint: it's not Lucas.) From femme tops to J-6ers, we explore the numerous incarnations of homophobia and where you can go to get some! Calling all purveryors, samplers, consumers, and producers. Where do you fall on the spectrum? Listen in and find out!

From teacup poodles to big dumb boxers, the boys talk dogs. Canines. Man's best friend and sometimes codependent fur babies, we delve into pet ownership in LA, how motherhood has shaped Lucas's day-to-day, and where Everett draws the line on bringing dogs on dates.

The boys reminisce about early seasons of Drag Race, where the program's headed, and whether gay has gone too far. We reveal ourselves to be old, out of touch, and deeply devoted to any queen who's going to bring back mall drag. Fashion twinks, theater gals, lesbians, AFAB queens, we love you. And all hail Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia, Coco Pero, and Miss Ma'amshe.

The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices.