September 3, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about the interesting party she went to that involved sex toys... with her mom...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have heard before of you gals going to like
those sex toy parties where you play games, and like
Sky even has gone to those a few times. Emily,
you've gone to those before. They seem like a wild time,
Like how weird is that that girls do that? Like
if us guys did something like that, we looked at creepy.
(00:21):
We get a pocket pussy party.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, we just call it a Diane party.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're you gonna come to the Diane party or everybody
gets to pick their own sex toy doll. Yeah, would
we be disgusting? It's so cool big girls can get,
you know, they can do whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We got the biggest deal fits you know, you know
it does.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
These I don't think we're trying I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Think we're trying nobody parties, but.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Girls are very different.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We can show each other our new boob jobs, we
can go pee together, like these are just things girls
do but are very different than you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know that it's uh normal
to go to a sex toy party with your mom.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered,
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't want to be too judgmental here. That's
fucking weird happen. Do you guys remember when you were
younger and you'd be watching a movie with your parents
and like a sex scene would come on, or even
just making out or whatever, and that feeling you'd get
when you're like, oh my god, please don't look at me.
Oh god, I'll never forget watching Top Gun with my
(01:45):
parents and the scene came on when him and Maverick
and Charlie start hooking up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was like, ah fuck, and the romantic music and
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Such a terrible feeling. I don't want to be in
the room with my parents. Now that's happening. Well, apparently
that gear doesn't happen with Emily because this past weekend
Emily attended a sex party.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Emily's going to sex parties on the weekend, just like, yeah,
is that what they do? Like swaps and outfits.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
And swingers parties.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't know what. I don't know what goes on,
but she attended one with her mother. Seems normal.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
None of that sentence seems normal. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's all true. It's all true.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
A swingers party.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know, I said sex party.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Nobody was ages. No, no, no, it was just with my mom.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's what you're just saying. It was just with my mom.
So you and your mom went to a sex part.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
There was no swingers or anything.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
And it was a party for my sister an it
was her birthday party with like what all of my
sister's girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's what your sisters do.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
That was the original intent of this party, right, a
birthday party for my sister.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, a girl's birthday party.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Girl's birthday party where like we were, it was just
girls that were invited. Uh, my sister's husband works out
of town, so he's not in town right now. So
it was just going to be like a special girls
only thing where we were going to go and go
to our friend's house and play games and do all
kinds of silly girl stuff, wear pajamas, dress comfy and
so that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's how this whole that's how this whole thing I thought.
That's how this whole thing started.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
How much chakouterie and champagne was there?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh, like endless amount, that's how I am. Endless amount.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
This is the whitest thing I've ever heard. This is
the most rich white thing I've ever heard, because normal,
I don't know anyone that does this unless you're like
a rich white area.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
Sky very familiar with this st Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's like the most rich, white, privileged thing ever. We're
gonna dress comfortably and just get hammered. Yeah, just get hammered.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, you nailed it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But you have to like rationalized, like that's going to
be this.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
We're just gonna get dressed up and overdoing. You want
everybody to know they could just come and whatever they
want to wear.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
PJ sort of. I didn't wear pjs.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I just wore my short leggings legs, short leggings.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And so that's a weird thing. By the way.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was just a comfy thing, picturing a lot of
like Viery and Lulu Lemon and like that vibe going I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't have anything like that. I don't have anything.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Emily is the only one there that's not rich and white. Yeah,
but that's white, but not everyone else there's rich and white.
Emily's East County and white.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Those are facts. Yeah, this house was amazing. It wasn't
at my sister was a friend's house. And that like
overlooks the whole city skyline and scourgeous. So that's so,
that's what this party originally started out as just a
girls get together. Well, once the text thread got going
for everybody coming to the party about what to bring
and all that stuff, Like a couple of weeks ago,
(05:00):
one of the girls said, Hey, we were talking her
this other girl that I don't know very well, and
some other girls, and we want this to be a
sex toy party. We would like to do a sex
toy exchange as like the big highlight of the party.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
As soon as that was said, I would have immediately responded,
that sounds fun, but my mom is going to be well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The birthday girl's mom is going to be there to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's what I mean. Like, that's so that's so inappropriate, Like.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You feel like that would make the birthday girl, the
girl being honored, uncomfortable at her own party.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Her mom's there, right, Well that was I had a
smidge of that physical reaction. But there is something that
you guys might not one hundred percent know about my mom.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Abs Okay, you don't need to call me.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
No, she's not she's not.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
She's she's got like she's very prissy and like will
never really cuss, right and proper doesn't really cuss like
all this so like, but then there's certain things that
she's kind of like freaky about, like she'll she'll be
like the band camp girl almost like she didn't do that.
But like, you know, that's the whole thing about your
you're not used to this band camp girl that one
(06:21):
time a band camp you don't you don't ever expect her.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
To say what she says about the fluid pussy right.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
That, Like you're just in the middle of conversation with
my mom and she'll just drop something about like Kama
Sutra or like something nasty or naughty that her and
my stepdad did, And it's kind of Wild's.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So weird that she tells you that they would never
want my parents to tell me like that they're doing
anything sexual.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That make me one of them.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
That's really.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Like your mom and your new dad.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
We're not you know, she's letting loose.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, can you not?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She's mad for a long time, can you not.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
We don't need to go there.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm just saying, Okay, there are probably some dungeons and
stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know, shut up. There are certain things that
just need to go on.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Freaking like, hey, I think there's fullhog who.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Okay, okay, okay, just a little but now you're full who?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All about me?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This is about Emily's cre Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry okay.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
So I've been used to this with her, wow for years.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
To what, just letting little tidbits fly of her freakiness.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Like I've known about her little freakingness. This didn't start
up until I was probably in my mid like twenties
either where she was comfortable talking like me, but like
in the beginning so.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Much saw all the crazy things you were doing. It's
like a fucking.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Might be true, to be honest, and so I've been
kind of used to it. That's why this isn't very
alarming to wait.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're used there's you don't think there's a difference from
dropping from time to time like oh it look a
little silly fact that oh you were trying to come
a sutra, like okay, that's weird, but actually seeing your
mom hold up a dildo and go this one, that's
a little that's a real ken doll.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When you go to sex parties talking where I'm assuming, Okay,
that's a little extreme, she said it.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I don't know, I think you So I didn't think
much of it going ahead towards it, you know, like
I did. And there wasn't much talk about it either
on the thread all it was like mentioned a while ago,
and I kind of thought maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It wasn't that you didn't talk to Anne about it.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
No, we actually never talked about this part of the
whole party.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Anyway, So going leading up to it, though earlier this
past week there was a reminder reminder, bring your sex
toys wrapped up because it's gonna be like a white
elephant whereverybody picks a number and then you go around
and then you can steal to steal, the same white
elephant rules are happening, So I don't really think. Still,
I'm like, wow, I guess this is really happening. But
(09:15):
that's fun. My mom can get a little freaky diky,
so I wasn't that crazy like shocked.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Pos It makes me if my if if like I
was there and my somebody else's mom was there, it
wouldn't bother me. But if my mom was there, I
would be so fucking uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It didn't, or my dad it didn't until it did.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
What do you mean so you don't well, okay, no,
nobody uses the toys at the party we've.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Open.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm not down there.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Down there very much.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Give me a cigarette and get the funk out of
my way.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
My last one is down to a nub, a fresh.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I didn't wear my rubber vibrantor down to a nub?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Is this one that I have? Silicon? It's tiny. It's
when I use at home. It's like you can like lips, Yes,
I can.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Anyway, I was kind of fine with it until we
started the game. In the game, playing the game, and
I kind of thought some of these girls are a
little vanilla.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I was like, how crazy could this get? Right? Like?
What kind of like? This is not going to get
that crazy, Like I have a different friends. I didn't
think it would get.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That up on Charcouterie.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Probably Xanax in there too.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wow, Salami flowers. This is bad.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
This is very bad.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Somebody brings out the blow.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Okay, I'm not number four, but I was shot when
number one got picked.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Somebody grabs, you know, everybody grabs.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Of course, the biggest one in the middle, the biggest one.
Always grab the bigger one.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He just always looks like a fighter gift.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So like, what could this be?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
What could this be? More opportunity there?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
And so they opened that first gift, that first, very
first one, and it's a giant suction cup dick that
like doesn't even have any batteries on it.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It's like a big.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Or like in somewhere in the bathroom maybe are a
countertop of some sort and just like yourself, do yourself,
do yourself with it. And that wasn't the only thing
on that bag. There was a second thing on the bag.
In that bag that was a gag thing that it
looks like actual plastic lips that you go in your
aw like you put it in your mouth and then
straps on and so you could give like a guy
(11:57):
head or something with these big, giant fake gag lips on.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And it was just fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Obviously, was your mom like, been there, done that, babe?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Steal my husband, Emily, that product doesn't actually exist.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Okay, So that's when I realized, Okay, this is going
to get actually pretty real, like people are.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Going to get some like pretty risk a gifts here.
It's not child's play.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Right and so and so that made it a little
bit uncomfortable, But all in all, I don't think it
was that that you purchased. That's not the one my
mom purchased, a gag mask. I did get something that
I enjoy, I really enjoy. I got these little nipple
like suction cup things that go on them. And you
(12:50):
guys know I've talked before about my inverted nipple, My
left nipples inverted, and so it's inside and I have
to like pinch it to make it come out. But
I feel like I could use these to like really
suck it out, make it, make it pop out there.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So that's a word that didn't get stolen.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, really that's an odd one.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Really.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
And then I did get another little bull of vibrator,
which is why did you get to there?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Was what did your mom end up with?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
My mom ended up She's like, I.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Don't need any of this dick down at home special. Wow,
We have heard before of you gals going to like
those sex toy parties where you play games, and like
Sky even has gone to those a few times. Emily,
you've gone to those before. They seem like a wild time,
Like how weird is that that girls do that? Like
if us guys did something like that, we looked at creepy.
(00:21):
We get a pocket pussy party.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, we just call it a Diane party.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You're you gonna come to the Diane party or everybody
gets to pick their own sex toy doll. Yeah, would
we be disgusting? It's so cool big girls can get,
you know, they can do whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We got the biggest deal fits you know, you know
it does.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
These I don't think we're trying I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Think we're trying nobody parties, but.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Girls are very different.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We can show each other our new boob jobs, we
can go pee together, like these are just things girls
do but are very different than you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know that it's uh normal
to go to a sex toy party with your mom.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered,
except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't want to be too judgmental here. That's
fucking weird happen. Do you guys remember when you were
younger and you'd be watching a movie with your parents
and like a sex scene would come on, or even
just making out or whatever, and that feeling you'd get
when you're like, oh my god, please don't look at me.
Oh god, I'll never forget watching Top Gun with my
(01:45):
parents and the scene came on when him and Maverick
and Charlie start hooking up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was like, ah fuck, and the romantic music and
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Such a terrible feeling. I don't want to be in
the room with my parents. Now that's happening. Well, apparently
that gear doesn't happen with Emily because this past weekend
Emily attended a sex party.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Emily's going to sex parties on the weekend, just like, yeah,
is that what they do? Like swaps and outfits.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
And swingers parties.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't know what. I don't know what goes on,
but she attended one with her mother. Seems normal.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
None of that sentence seems normal. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's all true. It's all true.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
A swingers party.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know, I said sex party.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Nobody was ages. No, no, no, it was just with my mom.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's what you're just saying. It was just with my mom.
So you and your mom went to a sex part.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
There was no swingers or anything.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
And it was a party for my sister an it
was her birthday party with like what all of my
sister's girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's what your sisters do.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
That was the original intent of this party, right, a
birthday party for my sister.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, a girl's birthday party.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Girl's birthday party where like we were, it was just
girls that were invited. Uh, my sister's husband works out
of town, so he's not in town right now. So
it was just going to be like a special girls
only thing where we were going to go and go
to our friend's house and play games and do all
kinds of silly girl stuff, wear pajamas, dress comfy and
so that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's how this whole that's how this whole thing I thought.
That's how this whole thing started.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
How much chakouterie and champagne was there?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh, like endless amount, that's how I am. Endless amount.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
This is the whitest thing I've ever heard. This is
the most rich white thing I've ever heard, because normal,
I don't know anyone that does this unless you're like
a rich white area.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
Sky very familiar with this st Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's like the most rich, white, privileged thing ever. We're
gonna dress comfortably and just get hammered. Yeah, just get hammered.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, you nailed it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But you have to like rationalized, like that's going to
be this.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
We're just gonna get dressed up and overdoing. You want
everybody to know they could just come and whatever they
want to wear.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
PJ sort of. I didn't wear pjs.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I just wore my short leggings legs, short leggings.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And so that's a weird thing. By the way.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was just a comfy thing, picturing a lot of
like Viery and Lulu Lemon and like that vibe going I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't have anything like that. I don't have anything.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Emily is the only one there that's not rich and white. Yeah,
but that's white, but not everyone else there's rich and white.
Emily's East County and white.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Those are facts. Yeah, this house was amazing. It wasn't
at my sister was a friend's house. And that like
overlooks the whole city skyline and scourgeous. So that's so,
that's what this party originally started out as just a
girls get together. Well, once the text thread got going
for everybody coming to the party about what to bring
and all that stuff, Like a couple of weeks ago,
(05:00):
one of the girls said, Hey, we were talking her
this other girl that I don't know very well, and
some other girls, and we want this to be a
sex toy party. We would like to do a sex
toy exchange as like the big highlight of the party.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
As soon as that was said, I would have immediately responded,
that sounds fun, but my mom is going to be well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The birthday girl's mom is going to be there to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's what I mean. Like, that's so that's so inappropriate, Like.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You feel like that would make the birthday girl, the
girl being honored, uncomfortable at her own party.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Her mom's there, right, Well that was I had a
smidge of that physical reaction. But there is something that
you guys might not one hundred percent know about my mom.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Abs Okay, you don't need to call me.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
No, she's not she's not.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
She's she's got like she's very prissy and like will
never really cuss, right and proper doesn't really cuss like
all this so like, but then there's certain things that
she's kind of like freaky about, like she'll she'll be
like the band camp girl almost like she didn't do that.
But like, you know, that's the whole thing about your
you're not used to this band camp girl that one
(06:21):
time a band camp you don't you don't ever expect her.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
To say what she says about the fluid pussy right.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
That, Like you're just in the middle of conversation with
my mom and she'll just drop something about like Kama
Sutra or like something nasty or naughty that her and
my stepdad did, And it's kind of Wild's.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So weird that she tells you that they would never
want my parents to tell me like that they're doing
anything sexual.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That make me one of them.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
That's really.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Like your mom and your new dad.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
We're not you know, she's letting loose.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, can you not?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She's mad for a long time, can you not.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
We don't need to go there.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm just saying, Okay, there are probably some dungeons and
stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know, shut up. There are certain things that
just need to go on.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Freaking like, hey, I think there's fullhog who.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Okay, okay, okay, just a little but now you're full who?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All about me?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This is about Emily's cre Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry okay.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
So I've been used to this with her, wow for years.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
To what, just letting little tidbits fly of her freakiness.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Like I've known about her little freakingness. This didn't start
up until I was probably in my mid like twenties
either where she was comfortable talking like me, but like
in the beginning so.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Much saw all the crazy things you were doing. It's
like a fucking.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Might be true, to be honest, and so I've been
kind of used to it. That's why this isn't very
alarming to wait.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're used there's you don't think there's a difference from
dropping from time to time like oh it look a
little silly fact that oh you were trying to come
a sutra, like okay, that's weird, but actually seeing your
mom hold up a dildo and go this one, that's
a little that's a real ken doll.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When you go to sex parties talking where I'm assuming, Okay,
that's a little extreme, she said it.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I don't know, I think you So I didn't think
much of it going ahead towards it, you know, like
I did. And there wasn't much talk about it either
on the thread all it was like mentioned a while ago,
and I kind of thought maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It wasn't that you didn't talk to Anne about it.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
No, we actually never talked about this part of the
whole party.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Anyway, So going leading up to it, though earlier this
past week there was a reminder reminder, bring your sex
toys wrapped up because it's gonna be like a white
elephant whereverybody picks a number and then you go around
and then you can steal to steal, the same white
elephant rules are happening, So I don't really think. Still,
I'm like, wow, I guess this is really happening. But
(09:15):
that's fun. My mom can get a little freaky diky,
so I wasn't that crazy like shocked.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Pos It makes me if my if if like I
was there and my somebody else's mom was there, it
wouldn't bother me. But if my mom was there, I
would be so fucking uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It didn't, or my dad it didn't until it did.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
What do you mean so you don't well, okay, no,
nobody uses the toys at the party we've.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Open.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm not down there.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Down there very much.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Give me a cigarette and get the funk out of
my way.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
My last one is down to a nub, a fresh.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I didn't wear my rubber vibrantor down to a nub?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Is this one that I have? Silicon? It's tiny. It's
when I use at home. It's like you can like lips, Yes,
I can.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Anyway, I was kind of fine with it until we
started the game. In the game, playing the game, and
I kind of thought some of these girls are a
little vanilla.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I was like, how crazy could this get? Right? Like?
What kind of like? This is not going to get
that crazy, Like I have a different friends. I didn't
think it would get.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That up on Charcouterie.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Probably Xanax in there too.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wow, Salami flowers. This is bad.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
This is very bad.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Somebody brings out the blow.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Okay, I'm not number four, but I was shot when
number one got picked.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Somebody grabs, you know, everybody grabs.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Of course, the biggest one in the middle, the biggest one.
Always grab the bigger one.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He just always looks like a fighter gift.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So like, what could this be?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
What could this be? More opportunity there?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
And so they opened that first gift, that first, very
first one, and it's a giant suction cup dick that
like doesn't even have any batteries on it.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It's like a big.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Or like in somewhere in the bathroom maybe are a
countertop of some sort and just like yourself, do yourself,
do yourself with it. And that wasn't the only thing
on that bag. There was a second thing on the bag.
In that bag that was a gag thing that it
looks like actual plastic lips that you go in your
aw like you put it in your mouth and then
straps on and so you could give like a guy
(11:57):
head or something with these big, giant fake gag lips on.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And it was just fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Obviously, was your mom like, been there, done that, babe?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Steal my husband, Emily, that product doesn't actually exist.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Okay, So that's when I realized, Okay, this is going
to get actually pretty real, like people are.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Going to get some like pretty risk a gifts here.
It's not child's play.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Right and so and so that made it a little
bit uncomfortable, But all in all, I don't think it
was that that you purchased. That's not the one my
mom purchased, a gag mask. I did get something that
I enjoy, I really enjoy. I got these little nipple
like suction cup things that go on them. And you
(12:50):
guys know I've talked before about my inverted nipple, My
left nipples inverted, and so it's inside and I have
to like pinch it to make it come out. But
I feel like I could use these to like really
suck it out, make it, make it pop out there.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So that's a word that didn't get stolen.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, really that's an odd one.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Really.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
And then I did get another little bull of vibrator,
which is why did you get to there?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Was what did your mom end up with?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
My mom ended up She's like, I.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Don't need any of this dick down at home special. Wow,
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