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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we've heard it over the years. Emily's a very
protective mother. You know, she's getting in there with old
Reedy and uh, you know, he's grown up. Kid's growing
up and he's got the the the wizard, and so
he's got the way with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But you know Emily's I don't think she's ready yet.
You're not. You're not ready for what's about to happen.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Not at all.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, gottn't even want to think about it or talk
about it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, we're about to because there was a situation in
yesterday with Reid and a new girl.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The show's after show starts. Now, man, this kid goes
chicks like underwear? Is it is?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
He?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Did?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
He?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Questioning on?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's not a freak.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
I don't know Justin Bieber was at his age.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, that's very true. Weird, Hey listen, we don't know,
Hey don't know. Listen, kids riding around the Mason is looking.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Looking looking around with the beater on.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, Bro does wear a beater.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
He ever put the beater in his back pocket while
he's changing a tire.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What do you think of course, take a shirt off.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
And then he grabs it and then he's taking a
tire off for no reason, just because he came somehow
he has oil over him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is that a spoke or is that read?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Okay, his body through the my shirt on.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But but the kids he's got away with the ladies.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Yeah, you know, And what do you think it is, Emily?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Do you think it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Confidence? Man? I'll tell you exactly what, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Because because he'll go up and talk to anybody you know,
and you're right and have confidence?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So is that just it?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
It's just that he can he has.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
He's a good looking kid too.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Well yeah, but yeah, yeah, he'll make you think he
knows what he's talking even if he has no clue
what he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's the most fucking frustrating thing. I always ground him
and I go what, I'll stop. I'll even like stop
the car in the middle.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't think. I don't think that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You don't know at all what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like, will you tell you like Mommy going the wrong
way home?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He'll tell me I'm going the wrong way home, or
that I shouldn't have like taken a turn that really
pisses me off.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
He comments driving and I go, do you have a license?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Until then, zip it so tell himself. But then.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
He starts talking like the other day, you know, like
they found that that the titan the submarine thing.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, he starts.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Talking to me on the way from school, like breaking
down like everything and like why didn't work?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Like why it didn't work? You know, you know they
shouldst this button and blah blah.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
But he knows, he knows how pressure works underwater.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, exactly what he was talking about. When I look
at him and I go, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You don't know that you know it all? And nobody
likes know it all? So wow, are you.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Telling the guy out of the car and drive in
front of him? Make him walk home?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Thought about it?
Speaker 7 (03:12):
If I was close enough.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You say, nobody likes to know it all. But it
seems to see that the ladies don't.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Like these bitches, these bitches next.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
To the but he does. He is a bit of
a relationship guy. He gets hooked up into the.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Fall in love.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Really he falls in love. Someone needs yeah you got it,
someone needs to tell read hey, slow it down.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You don't need to be in a relation.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yeah, you don't need to relationship up, man, don't girlfriend
out the field.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Come on, baby, nobody's telling him you need to get
in there.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
You he's fourteen. You play the field.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Kids, That's what's up.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
What does not under your belt before?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You before?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I don't think we're watching things yet. No, yeah, that's not.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Not notching anything. Yeah okay, yeah, no freak ofps. Nobody's
watching anything.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Freak off, no fun.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So yes, Reed has had several different girlfriends already. You know,
he's only fourteen. Yeah, that's pretty incredible. A lot of
them are, you know, through the phone, so it's not
like a real really Yeah, but you know he's still
doing well for himself. He did way better than I
he was doing that fourteen.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Yeah, I didn't want to talk to girls.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I wanted to share it. I wanted to, but I
just couldn't. Yeah, he's here, walk in front of their
houses back and forth.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Yea, so weird.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
The last girl that we had talked about, I think
even on the Human podcast maybe was the girl that
he went to the movies with.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, and that was the same girl.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Speaking of confidence, that was the same girl that he
had met the previous summer at Paradise Points.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Remember he walked up to three girls.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah he's not.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That girl.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Yeah, he walks up to a girl and he was.
He a couple of girls, ladies.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
And then just sits down like I wonder what he
opens with, Like, honestly, like, if you walk up.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Like you walk up to three girls, what are you
open with?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Like that's so brave.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I have no clue I should ask, because you know,
like cheesy pickup lines.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He'll walk up to him, go so sorry, I'm late. Yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Do you have to do?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
That weird move with your tongue?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
He he woke up to a girl. He says, do
you wash your pants with wind?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Next?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Because I could see myself in them?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Hopefully let's teach him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Don't think he could say that. I think actually, in this.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Day and age like that, you can't say that. I
don't think you could say that now. So he does
have that confidence. And this girl, the one that went
to the movies with.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Him, that you wanted to go to the movies with them?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I did that, but I didn't. I dropped him off,
but I did drop him off.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Adorable. She was super cute. I actually know we're nowhere
a little bit after they had met a while ago.
We talked at the beach that day. A great family
and know the girl is is very good at school.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
She like you know, they will now wed, little volleyball
player and just looks very wholesome and looks young, looks
age appropriate, it looks.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
For what are you talking about? This matter?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well it matters because of what happened yesterday. So Reid
wanted to go walk around La Mesa, the village walk.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I was in the village for an appointment, and then
he was actually in the village at the same time
for an appointment with his Orthodontis that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
The village that got done?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
We do and his appointment got done, and he my
appointment was still going on, and I said, we had
planned if it's still going on.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He likes to go to the good Will in the village.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
He's a big thrift store guy, I know. So he
was like, he said, he could I go walk around?
And so that's what he was going to go do. Well,
it turns out this girl, there's a girl and she
lives sort of near there, like very close to the
village walking distance, and so he had.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Coordinated with her that they like. After text her and says, hey,
I'm walking around.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Did he tell you that he did?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Before she came?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
He texted me and I had my phone in my
appointment and I saw the text and said, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
He said, can I go walk around with this girl?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
And I've heard about this girl before, but I've never
met her, and I don't know you, and I hadn't
even heard of her like in him talking that much.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So I don't know kind of where this came from,
but I knew it.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I knew her, okay. So he asked me if he
could go walk around with this girl. I said yeah,
that's fine, And so they start walking around and they're
getting ready to go on the walk to.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Go get a beer at curbside or something.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
They're not going to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I don't think we're going to do that.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Rider They might get the slice, but not the beer
anything not the beer. And he asked me and I
said yes, And my appointment actually got done very shortly
after the text was set, so I actually was going
out to my car and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I guess I know what Emily wants to go do
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
What's going on at Well, I didn't need to do
that because they were very close by, like across the street,
and I told Reid to come over and talk to
me for a second.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
What I really wanted to do is I wanted to
meet the girl.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thank you for admitting that we knew that was the truth,
and I wasn't sure you were going to say.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I wanted to meet the girl. And so they walk
over and as she's approaching, I'm noticing something and I'm
noticing she's not looking like nice, sweet movie girl, oh
that Red went out with.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Really, she's.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
A little bit older. I know she's not, She's in
the same grade as him, but she looks very mature,
has on a ton of makeup.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
We're talking dark lips, baggy jeans, and a crop talk,
very short, the whole tummy.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
When Red walks up to you, does he say does
he say to his girl, his new chick, Hey, babe,
this is the old ball and chill buy us some
lemonades pretty soon?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
He didn't say that she'll buy us lemonade?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Why would he say that? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Swed In the middle of this conversation, hot you know.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
How I get. No, it's okay, I feel better. I
just had to take up a switch sip up.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, but you didn't realize you had headphones on it?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Anyway. Anyway, so this hot makeup chicken Instagram model comes walking.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Up in her whole middrift.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
She said, tummy by the way I did.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I didn't the whole tummy like very short, you know
what I mean? Wow? And I was just taken back.
I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I hadn't seen him hang out with a girl like
that man, and I judged her.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I was just like, huh, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
She kind of like if we were watching like Boy
Meets World or you know, one of those like Old
Like or full House like, she'd be like full House reference,
she'd be the Gia in this situation.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That was DJ Tanners like.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
The bad influence.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, bad influence.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You realize though times have changed? Did fourteen year old
girls wear full make makeup? So it's not just because
you makeup in here doesn't mean.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
We're natural beauties?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Say I'm just your natural beauties.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I had this happened the other day where I dropped
my daughter off at a high school football game, and
there were a couple of freshman girls walking up, and
I'm like, skank town right, Like the way they're dressed skanked.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Now, did you say that when you were with the
Bobo girls.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Sank?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Look at these skanks, right? Girls? Who needs more cigaret?
Who needs more cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And boba? None of that happened.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Who's the cute boy? Everyone likes that?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Shut up? These were internal thoughts.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I didn't think it would be appropriate to judge other
girls and what they're wearing my daughter.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Freshman girls sank towns right in front of your daughter.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, And so as I drop her off and I'm
driving home and I'm like, I'm judging Emily, I'm doing
I'm like making assumptions. I'm like kind of getting weirdly
angry for some reason. And then all of a sudden,
a memory flashed into my head of my freshman year
and there was a Hawaiian themed dance at school and
(11:34):
me and all my girlfriends took it as an opportunity
to dress like we were residents of skank Town, something
like literally bikini tops and then tiny wraps with bikini bottom,
so we basically were wearing bikinis to uh school dance, right.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
And it sounds more like that lives whole avenue.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, and my and my mom did call out my
level of shakiness. Well she didn't say skanked out, but
she was like, that's not appropriate to wear for someone
your age and to a school function. And then a
minute later all my girlfriends showed up wearing the exact
same thing I was wearing. And then my mom kind
(12:21):
of was like, kind of having the realization I'm having
now of like I'm old, it is, this is kind
of the way it is.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Well, you're a mom.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Now you're the mom in this situation. To fourteen year
old Emily.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
No, no, no, she with a bunch of guys, they're
beating the ship out of a portrol.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And at Catholic school, hiking up her mini skirts, she
has to make it even higher.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, I got in trouble all the time.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I did get in trouble for that. Yeah, and fourteen
years old was pretroll beating era.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, this is when you weren't.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
You weren't given random homeless people, ct.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Like.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
She didn't argue that that was life, not that.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
It was I know, you know what she would do
with that extra fabric she get off her skirt choke
the trolls with.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I never did that.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
So are we? What are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Are we? I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I feel like I wasn't dressing that same way. I
don't remember wearing crop tops.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Did I wear a little lipstick here and there? Sure
it was I did. It wasn't dark like that. It
was tons of makeup a little bit of times.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yes, But none of this is going through my head
at the time that I'm meaning this girl. I'm just thinking,
what's this girl up to? And what's she's gonna go
do with my son?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What is she going to do with your they're going
to do it together, whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I don't Yeah, well maybe she's going to suggest things
to him.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't because.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
But I was following them on that the app that
I have, the town app.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They go down to Horror Avenue.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
The